40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

That’s all man

[winter vessel]

Judas Contract ruined my perspective of her. I knew her first through the Teen titans animation series

[dapper gyro]

Nope. Though, she is/was in a relationship with a Robin after she is not a Robin anymore.

[south gorge]

ahem, forgot one important adjective. CHILD-LIKE

[spare osprey]

What yall know about the starfire marriage arc

[storm jungle]

GYATT

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/can-anyone-help-me-source-this-panel-seems-a-little-intense-v0-srarj9uzkbzb1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f0b89358665e88ee69d201119538856f22d0b587

[dusk patrol]

https://youtu.be/2vMv5CCF_uU?si=Nop4714-Tbfz_ST4

[winter vessel]

this one was hilarious. seeing Robin getting upset

[spare osprey]

Damn fuck you batman

[dapper gyro]

She is not a slut, she was a sex slave. She was forced to do it.

[dusk patrol]

I mean by our standards

[spare osprey]

Billionaire fist fighting a homeless man

[dusk patrol]

Her people just bang a lot

[spare osprey]

How low will Gotham go

[dusk patrol]

Because you know

[winter vessel]

and eat a lot

[arctic talon]

Deathstroke is homeless

But he isn’t poor

[dusk patrol]

The writers barely disguised fetish

I think after New 52 they made it different cause it was so blatant

[winter vessel]

anyone remember Trouble in Tokyo

[spare osprey]

Mhmmm

[dusk patrol]

Like

I’m not complaining but

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-titans-robin-teen-titans-trouble-in-tokyo-gif-13673242536773291487

JUMP EM ROBIN

[dusk patrol]

New 52 Starfire was definitely a bit much on the sex appeal

Half her scenes were her with almost no clothes or none

[winter vessel]

ong. this Robin was just unhinged, even before his "kill", he had no rules of engagement. this incarnation will take on all the other variants with no qualm

[dusk patrol]

He doesn’t hold the same convictions Bruce does

[spare osprey]

Him and The Batman robin are my favs

[winter vessel]

like this is something if jason todd wore the mantle, TT ain't even jason

[spare osprey]

Love this show man

[dusk patrol]

Generally I think Arkham nailed almost all characters it did

Even Jason was well done I think

[spare osprey]

Oh definitely

[winter vessel]

too bad the latest was bald

[dusk patrol]

Tim Drake as Robin and Dick Grayson as Nightwing were great too

[spare osprey]

And then died

[dusk patrol]

Hey he’s shaved

[spare osprey]

Thanks suicide squad

[winter vessel]

oh that

[dusk patrol]

Well he’s probably back now

[gray umbra]

iirc new 52 starfire was banging everyone

[dusk patrol]

They’ve basically undone everything

[dusk patrol]

Something like that

[spare osprey]

He’s not, that’s the thing. Batman and all them are alive

[dusk patrol]

It was a bit much

[spare osprey]

But Tim is actually dead

[dusk patrol]

They’ll undo it

Or ignore it

[dapper gyro]

Many super heroes in new 52 bang everyone.

[spare osprey]

Ignore it has been the route so far

[gray umbra]

true

[winter vessel]

here's to hoping, the whole Deadshot issue was so annoying.

[dapper gyro]

Even "noble" people like Wonder Woman.

[gray umbra]

i only really bothered to read the red hood stuff

[dusk patrol]

New 52 was the Slut Era for DC

[gray umbra]

i stopped after they made him change his look to "crowbar guy"

[dusk patrol]

I liked some stuff

Martian Manhunter was cool

But idk

It was ok

[dapper gyro]

Martian girl was also banging left and right before she settles down.

[spare osprey]

Speaking of MM

[winter vessel]

i hated her in Young Justice

[dapper gyro]

Huntress is another

[spare osprey]

Excited for absolute

[dusk patrol]

Yeah they

They kinda did this “we’re mature now so everyone fucks”

[arctic talon]

God that is an outfit lol

[dapper gyro]

Been a while, what's the issue with her in that show?

[arctic talon]

Really showing off his body

[dusk patrol]

It’s unironically one of my favorite MM suits

[arctic talon]

It’s not bad at all

It’s just not what I expected

[dusk patrol]

Yeah, he looks cooler before he

[winter vessel]

its been a while. i just found the "hello M'gann" catchphrasing to be so damn annoying everytime she said it

[dusk patrol]

Gets to earth and changes to look more human

[dapper gyro]

Oh, prime Artemis was banging everywhere and now down for Red Hood.

[dusk patrol]

He’s also probably at his most powerful in New 52

They have him fighting like

Everyone

And he holds his own

[arctic talon]

My lord lol

[spare osprey]

Is the trident phasing through him?

[dusk patrol]

It wouldn’t be New 52 if the frame didn’t show the one woman’s ass or boobs off lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[spare osprey]

Neat

[dusk patrol]

It’s one of his things

He can phase his body and shift it

[spare osprey]

Mhm just didn’t know he could do single parts of his body like that

[gray umbra]

i think worst part about young justice was joker

[dusk patrol]

He normally doesn’t get a ton to do so I liked New 52 for that

They let him be pretty awesome

[gray umbra]

young justice joker was just cringe

[spare osprey]

He had a fair grievance, I mean really? They picked the riddler over him

[dapper gyro]

Martian Manhunter is like the 2nd strongest if he uses all of his ability and Batman doesn't have plot armour.

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[dapper gyro]

In JL

[dusk patrol]

He always forgets to phase or some bullshit

[spare osprey]

Too bad he died first in young justice

[dusk patrol]

When he’s fully going he’s insane

[spare osprey]

No fuck

Injustice

Smh

[dusk patrol]

I’d put him behind Flash and Superman

Variably obviously

Sometimes Green Lantern is nuts too

[spare osprey]

If he’s got the imagination

[winter vessel]

isn't that the one where Dr Fate throws gang signs?

[dapper gyro]

Yes, but MM is also a psyker.

[spare osprey]

Definitely

[arctic talon]

Yes

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-fate-dc-injustice-pose-gif-13267677

[dusk patrol]

I don’t disagreed he’s absolutely bonkers when they let him be

[winter vessel]

YES. oh man i laughed at the memes for this back in middle school

[gray umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plfivKFI-Dw

[spare osprey]

Speaking of green lantern, hope the upcoming show is good

[arctic talon]

Injustice is also a terrible fighting game lol

[spare osprey]

I loved the animated show growing up

[winter vessel]

the 3d one?

[dusk patrol]

He’s probably got the most powers besides Superman of any of them, arguably more

[dapper gyro]

JLA is classic

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[dapper gyro]

Though characters in that show are horny as fuck.

[dusk patrol]

Just like real life

[gray umbra]

a super aspirin

[spare osprey]

Mhm. DC had animated stuff on lock

[dapper gyro]

Some of the less filtered adultery show for kids.

[dusk patrol]

Batman runs through the entire league’s female roster

[spare osprey]

Marvel almost had a good thing going but they cancelled everything cause it wasn’t MCU

[winter vessel]

good times

[gray umbra]

pretty sure that is nightwing's thing now

just bangs everyone and everything

even cucks joker with harley

[arctic talon]

Crazy

[winter vessel]

the series with a banger intro

[spare osprey]

YES

FUCK YES

[dusk patrol]

Nah sadly he didn’t get to Harley

[spare osprey]

I LOVE YOU EMH’S

Such a good show

[dusk patrol]

Not in that series

Nightwing did I think though

[spare osprey]

I watched that and fuckin

Wolverine and the Xmen

[winter vessel]

when Hawkeye wasn't just comic relief and was an interesting character.

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-facepalm-cartoon-marvel-gif-18170352

[gray umbra]

think it was the animated movie where harley gets recruited for some thing involving ivy

i forgot the plot of it already

[spare osprey]

And hulk had some brains without just up and being banner but green

[winter vessel]

batman and harley quinn?

[winter vessel]

yeah, i miss the clear division between hulk and banner

[gray umbra]

yes

[dusk patrol]

Now they just always make Harley and Ivy bang

[spare osprey]

The one where she forces herself on nightwing right

[gray umbra]

yeah

[spare osprey]

Bleh

[winter vessel]

i mean, even before the HQ series, i always thought there was something going on

[gray umbra]

i cant tell what they're trying to do with that harley show

like is it meant for kids

or is it just fap material or

[spare osprey]

Definitely not lol

It’s just like

There

[winter vessel]

all ik is that Freeze's sacrifice for his wife was all for naught, and got me freaking infuriated

[dusk patrol]

There was some but Harley also flirts with like

Everyone

As does Ivy kinda

[spare osprey]

Also

I would like to say

It has my 2nd favorite version of Ultron

[dusk patrol]

Not complaining to be clear

[spare osprey]

My first and second are both the same voice actor

[dusk patrol]

Although the focus Harley gets these days is kinda annoying lol

Especially since I think the animated version was better by the end but whatever

Her show isn’t bad though

[spare osprey]

Heroes of tomorrow has that shit on bro

[gray umbra]

i got the impression it was meant to be like strong woman escapes abusive relationship which is great

[spare osprey]

And his VOICE

[gray umbra]

then it just kind of devolved

[winter vessel]

it was the last time i think i saw a visual representation of Madame Hydra

[dusk patrol]

Ultron is by far the biggest failure of the MCU imo

They had it all

Design, perfect voice

Ugh

It’s not terrible but

Fucking Whedon

[winter vessel]

I always viewed Ultron to be the true threat than a giant purple man for the Avengers

[gray umbra]

"balance"

[south gorge]

dude they managed to make the Pinocchio theme scary for a super hero movie

[gray umbra]

i laughed in theaters when spiderman distintegrated

[dusk patrol]

Man the Ultron trailers are so great

[gray umbra]

"mr stark i dont feel so good"

[dusk patrol]

And then they just

Made him crack wise the whole movie

[south gorge]

and they were like one of the first people to do that annoying trend where they take a song and change it for the trailer

[dusk patrol]

Spader does a great job

But yeah

Intricacy the What If one is sorta better but also ridiculous

[south gorge]

the what if power creep episodes are awesome yeah

[spare osprey]

No grim reaper either

[winter vessel]

ik many rag on Starlord for F'ing the whole situation because he got emotional, but i was one of the few who weren't upset with him. Like, i would respond the same way too

[spare osprey]

Have we seen Strucker?

[dusk patrol]

I like how the Watcher got Ultimate Strange and a hodge podge of other people who barely need to be there

[winter vessel]

Oh yes, very good antagonist

[gray umbra]

i thought it was in character

[spare osprey]

James spader was so good, wasted him man

I hope the VA for marvel rivals Ultron is good

[winter vessel]

ik strucker made a brief appearance in that 2012 Avengers assemble series, still subpar animation series imo

[spare osprey]

Wait

Apparently he showed up in age of ultron

Huh?

[winter vessel]

yeah

[spare osprey]

Oh boo you

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[spare osprey]

WHAT THEY DO TO MY BOY

[winter vessel]

then he got killed off

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

As I said AoU has

[spare osprey]

The MCU kills villains off too fast I feel

[dusk patrol]

Issues

They had a big villain issue early on and sorta still do

[winter vessel]

how i felt when they handled jigsaw in the Punisher series

[spare osprey]

Like ik they’re movies, and it needs to wrap up and all

But man

[dusk patrol]

Tbh it’s only a matter of time still they bring Ultron back

He’s so easy to do that

And it’s his thing

I don’t buy he wouldn’t have some bot somewhere hiding anyways

[arctic talon]

They brought him back on that weird

Disney Cruise thing

apparently

[dusk patrol]

lol

[arctic talon]

is that canon

lol

[dusk patrol]

I got no clue

[spare osprey]

You gonna have to deal with stilt-man by 2027

[dusk patrol]

This is so why not

[spare osprey]

and punisher will still blow him up

[south gorge]

I mean they're just pulling out doom

[spare osprey]

lol

[winter vessel]

the last in theater Marvel movie i went to and enjoyed

[south gorge]

I think they have plenty of material to work with

[dusk patrol]

“Holocaust Cupcakes”

[arctic talon]

Did Absolute Batman steal this

I thought he was middle class

[spare osprey]

In “Asgard” too

[arctic talon]

there's no way he could afford the fucking truck lol

[spare osprey]

Funniest shit

[dusk patrol]

“Hey guys remember that device which caused the worst event in the history of the galaxy, what if we made a ice cream store about that”

[arctic talon]

do you think it existed before the snap

already lol

Like its just a re-opening of the shop

[spare osprey]

Rebrand

[dusk patrol]

“I was snapped so I can make this”

They should call people who got snapped Snappers

I wonder if snapping is like

[winter vessel]

kinda reminds me of the hawkeye series where Clint is watching a play's reenactment of the Attack on New York. i was like "damn no wonder Thanos wanted to snap his fingers, y'all are mental af"

[dusk patrol]

An offensive thing now

Like if you wanna make fun of someone who got snapped you start snapping at them

https://tenor.com/view/snapping-gif-7971955

[winter vessel]

"get snapped" somthing like that

their version of kys

[spare osprey]

You think they make movies about the avengers fights like we do shit with Hacksaw Ridge

[arctic talon]

Yes

Absolutely

[winter vessel]

maybe like, a century from then?

[dusk patrol]

Can you imagine how awesome it must have been to have murdered someone and hidden their body around then

[arctic talon]

Also apparently only like 400 people died during the battle of New York

[dusk patrol]

“Oh damn they got snapped”

[arctic talon]

Somehow

[dusk patrol]

“Obviously”

[arctic talon]

💀

[spare osprey]

0 chance

[dusk patrol]

“Don’t look for them”

Dude there has to be a case of like

[spare osprey]

I refuse to believe all those buildings evacuated that fact

[dusk patrol]

Someone about to kill someone and they get snapped or vice versa

[spare osprey]

SHIELD IS HIDING THE TRUTH

STEEL BEAMS DON’T MELT TO ALIEN LASERS

[winter vessel]

what if the blade is already in? does it disintegrate along with the body?

[crystal forum]

im so glad there isn't a caps limit

[spare osprey]

Well ppl’s clothes went with them

[dusk patrol]

If you’re banging someone and you came does it go away when you get snapped?

[spare osprey]

So I would imagine so

[dusk patrol]

Also what happens when you come back?

[winter vessel]

oh man, imagine a dude midway taking a dump

someone else is on the toilet when they come back

[dusk patrol]

Marvel never answers the real questions smh

[crystal forum]

more people die in new york every year just from being in new york

[spare osprey]

💀

[winter vessel]

"huh?! AY AY AY WTF?" as he's pulling his pants up

[dusk patrol]

Mfw the terrorists were worse than a fucking alien invasion

[crystal forum]

anyways what is this snapping you guys are yapping about

[spare osprey]

Honestly ik Hulk snapped and was like “bring everybody back safe and sound”

[spare osprey]

But that doesn’t include toilet related trauma

[crystal forum]

did mom forget to confiscate the comic books from the nerds

[dusk patrol]

Thanos snap

Duh

[arctic talon]

Safe does not include emotional trauma

[dusk patrol]

They do says he apparently accounted for like

[crystal forum]

the answer is one ball is drained and the other remains

[dusk patrol]

If they were in a plane

[spare osprey]

Ppl in planes and shit

But

[dusk patrol]

Or whatever

[spare osprey]

I gotta ask

[winter vessel]

here's one. being at a dentist clinic, but the dentist was snapped, and the tube with water is just left in your mouth

[dusk patrol]

He probably thought it through tbf

[spare osprey]

What if the pilot goes?

[crystal forum]

realistically the entirety of earth would cease to exist if a single planet in the universe has like 3 trillions inhabitants

[dusk patrol]

Then you better hope both don’t

[arctic talon]

They would die

If both the co pilot and pilot died

And no one knew

[spare osprey]

Also, what about anything crashing that kills someone. That’s not a snap

[arctic talon]

Well actually

[spare osprey]

Like that helicopter

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

We see helicopters going down

[spare osprey]

That just killed people

[arctic talon]

Yes

[dusk patrol]

Lots of stuff like that

[spare osprey]

Jesus hulk get your shit together bro

[arctic talon]

He didn’t bring back people who died indirectly

I’d assume

Or rather didn’t turn into sand

[dusk patrol]

Don’t wanna think about pregnant women

[winter vessel]

you see how they did it with Yelena, it was instant, so what if by the time they come back they're on fire.

[crystal forum]

i love how thanos's solution to a earth centered problem is to only delay the inevitable of people repopulating the lost half

[arctic talon]

It’s not about Earth

Also it’s because he’s a dick

[dusk patrol]

Well he’s not supposed to be smart

[winter vessel]

OMG that is brutal

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

He’s the Mad Titan

[crystal forum]

it's straight up an analogy to overpopulation

[spare osprey]

In the middle of labor

[arctic talon]

He’s talking about it galaxy wide

[spare osprey]

Yeeeesh

[dusk patrol]

His goal is illogical and born of what happened to him

[crystal forum]

humans wrote the story

[dusk patrol]

And his planet

[arctic talon]

Yes

[winter vessel]

Flag Smashers are a group of tryhards

[arctic talon]

The whole point is his idea is flawed

Jay

He’s an insane weirdo

[crystal forum]

it's not just flawed it's dumb

[arctic talon]

Yes

What

[dusk patrol]

He’s not called the Mad Titan because he’s sane and reasonable

He’s insane

[arctic talon]

^

[dusk patrol]

He’s called this a lot

[crystal forum]

just wipe away the whole population not half smh

[spare osprey]

Flag Smasher are stupid as hell

[winter vessel]

there's that comic of him bullying one human every year of his life

[dusk patrol]

He’s obsessed with the half thing cause it was his idea for his world

And everyone dies

So he thought it proved him right

[spare osprey]

The world is recovering from a global catastrophe, lemme blow up the working class so I can get a house I didn’t own back

wtf

[dusk patrol]

And the trauma of that and all that

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-metaphor-re-fantazio-will-metaphor-protagonist-protagonist-gif-4360373816898240160

[dusk patrol]

But yeah he’s insane

Just very competent at his insane plan

[crystal forum]

if only thanos had class consciousness and wiped away the billionaires

[dusk patrol]

His point was the randomness

Also that also doesn’t fix anything congrats Jay

[crystal forum]

let's kill the billions of people who own less than half of earth's wealth that will fix the issue

[sly ivy]

No, son, that’s me.

[dusk patrol]

You’re dumber than Thanos

[winter vessel]

that one swat member: "one world one people" less than a minute later he sees the SUV explode swat member: ಠ_ಠ

[spare osprey]

Why didn’t thanos just give everyone unlimited bacon but no more games

Come on man

[arctic talon]

Jay the whole point is that thanos’s idea is fucking terrible

Lol

[dusk patrol]

Why didn’t Thanos just fix it so it worked

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t have to make sense or be viable

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[dusk patrol]

And not make it not work

[arctic talon]

He’s literally an insane dude

[dusk patrol]

Was he stupid?

[crystal forum]

man if only thanos read karl marx literature

space marx

[dusk patrol]

He’d be even dumber then

[spare osprey]

I hope thanos’ brother Harry Styles can set a better example

[winter vessel]

I gotta say, Infinity War Thor was him at his prime for the cinematic universe

[dusk patrol]

And also wouldn’t get anything done

[arctic talon]

He’d argue with other communists

[sly ivy]

Yeah that actually would save the universe

[dusk patrol]

He’d just larp on twitter about firebombing a Walmart and then not do it

[arctic talon]

It probably would have stopped the snap yeah

[sly ivy]

Get Thanos to do a political science degree at Columbia stat

[arctic talon]

They gave the metaphor protagonist such silly faces in the manga adaptation

[crystal forum]

he'd still do the snap but aim at only poor people

[spare osprey]

So the 2 ways to save the universe

[arctic talon]

Political science majors terrify me

[dusk patrol]

No worse

[winter vessel]

what am i looking at?

[dusk patrol]

He’d become a pundit

[crystal forum]

political "science"

[sly ivy]

They should

[spare osprey]

Thanos becomes communist, thanos joins black panther/star lord

[arctic talon]

I sent this to the wrong chat

I’m ngl

[spare osprey]

Genius

[arctic talon]

I’m like

Running on 2 hours of sleep

[dusk patrol]

Ruining

[winter vessel]

evidently from that

[dusk patrol]

Heh

It’s funny cause how it is

[crystal forum]

wolf i got a neck sprain just from nervously turning in bed last night stop being a p word

[sly ivy]

Sus Japanese comic where allegedly grown women have enormously paedomorphic features

[crystal forum]

sleep is for the weak

[arctic talon]

That is not true

[dusk patrol]

Start confidently turning

Smh

[winter vessel]

childhood marvel hero

[arctic talon]

💀

[crystal forum]

i feel like a kardasian

[winter vessel]

current favorite anti-hero

[arctic talon]

I don’t think any of the women in metaphor look like children tbh

[spare osprey]

Is that mofo even an anti hero he just be fuckin shooting people

[arctic talon]

Except for the literal children npcs

[sly ivy]

Big eyes are paedomorphic

[arctic talon]

He’s like an anti villain

[dusk patrol]

I like the punisher show but

[sly ivy]

And little snub noses

[dusk patrol]

I wish he did some actual punishing

[arctic talon]

Also the character I posted is a guy

[dusk patrol]

And not “my wife and kids waaahh”

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[winter vessel]

"barely 12" that good enough?

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/even-better-something-better-better-than-you-expect-exceed-expectations-much-better-gif-16046213

[dusk patrol]

More of that

[arctic talon]

Did you think they were a woman lol

[dusk patrol]

He does some but not enough

Daredevil Season 2 is

[sly ivy]

Im just giving you shit anyway I like manga

[dusk patrol]

Peak Bernthal

[sly ivy]

Truly yes

[crystal forum]

real people have less media literacy than eternal

[arctic talon]

Okay you’re the third person I know

[sly ivy]

Greek towel boy moment

[arctic talon]

To think they’re a woman at a glance

[spare osprey]

Wasn’t there a comic where he gets pissed at cops for having his symbol

[arctic talon]

Yes

[winter vessel]

I hope they don't tarnish him in the upcoming Daredevil return

[crystal forum]

and i believe that comic was a direct answer to cops using the symbol irl yes

[dusk patrol]

Now Marvel writers have made him suck cause they’re bitches

[spare osprey]

Makes sense

[dusk patrol]

Ennis was peak

[arctic talon]

The new skull looks like shit

I’m ngl

[spare osprey]

You’re the arrestor, not the executioner

[dusk patrol]

Now he’s too nice and unironically, I hate to use this word

Politically correct

[arctic talon]

he's supposed to like

[crystal forum]

haram

[arctic talon]

be a piece of shit

[dusk patrol]

Term I guess

But yeah

[arctic talon]

its kind of ruining the point

if he's nice

[spare osprey]

FUCK THE NYPD RAHHHH

[crystal forum]

wasnt he always a good guy in the movies

[winter vessel]

i remember seeing the OG skull on pictures of actual soldiers, me as a child having no idea it was in reference to the Punisher's

[spare osprey]

Am I doing this right

[sly ivy]

Whoa bruh the 90s called

[crystal forum]

he lost his family in like half the movies

[dusk patrol]

I’m very concerned for the bernthal show

If they do another

[arctic talon]

metaphor is a peak game because it has Elf Adolf Hitler

Sorry

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-running-the-walking-dead-shane-pissed-shane-what-is-that-shane-sprinting-gif-26545589

[sly ivy]

Based

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/garth-marenghi-garth-marenghi's-darkplace-i-know-writers-who-use-subtext-and-they're-all-cowards-darkplace-gif-10701074649909137514

[dusk patrol]

The scene in the Slavers where he smashes the one lady through the glass to show her how powerless the rape victims she perpetuated felt

That’s peak punisher for me

That kinda stuff

You also need villains who he could do literally anything to and you wouldn’t care though

[arctic talon]

ATLUS was incredibly subtle

truly

[dusk patrol]

The Slavers arc was great for that

[crystal forum]

btw salute during inauguration

[winter vessel]

sadly nowadays writers are just too wimpy to go for stuff like that. in the voice of Heath Ledger's joker "what happen...didja balls drop off?"

[sly ivy]

Oh no we are not talking about Elon’s autistic gesticulation he tires me out

[crystal forum]

HAHAHA i didnt specify so you technically started it

[dusk patrol]

Like I said I don’t like the whole “PC this PC that” but

[arctic talon]

thank you racist shopkeeper

[spare osprey]

This might

Be a bit much

But like

[dusk patrol]

The Punisher suffered heavily from writers with no balls

[spare osprey]

I need god

To just

Strike Elon down

[sly ivy]

I will sign up to go to mars tho still

[dusk patrol]

And trying to remove that stuff cause a few weirdos identified with it

[sly ivy]

They can load up my geriatric body

[crystal forum]

elon is cringe which is the highest crime against alah

[arctic talon]

you're missing an l

[crystal forum]

fuck you

[dusk patrol]

God how do you fuck up an joke villain

[spare osprey]

May Elon endure twenty hells Bismillah

[winter vessel]

with a joke leadership

[sly ivy]

But what if hear me out Allah is cringe 🤔

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/ndXUGqZZiWI?si=2YJ9IP6EhdqnwY14

[sly ivy]

Yeah but first I want him to send me to mars

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-robot-creature-commandos-my-beloved-dc-gif-11809255953516021801

[tough haven]

I LOVE GI ROBOT!!!!!

He knows what he wants and he goes and gets it

[crystal forum]

GI robot for congress

[arctic talon]

the GI Robot scene where he sighs before he starts killing everyone is crazy lol

same with him like

glancing around before that

he was already suspicous

[tough haven]

Cant wait to see him in season 2

[arctic talon]

[winter vessel]

man he would've loved living in the Wolfenstein universe working alongside BJ blazkowicz

[crystal forum]

if GI robot was built just like 6 years later it would NOT be in a PG-13 show

[tough haven]

"Oh boy... Nazis"

[sly ivy]

no striking down pre mars stop it I will die with red sand in my nose

[crystal forum]

korean war robot be like

mah nvm

[sly ivy]

Thinking on the Dragon

[arctic talon]

half a page of racism™️

ATLUS thinks subtlety is for cowards

[dusk patrol]

Me explaining to Korean War Robot that he’s in Japan and it’s not ok here

[winter vessel]

™️

[tough haven]

Ok but killing those that will not tolerate anything less than our destruction is based

[winter vessel]

what

[sly ivy]

The hilarious thing about 40k mars is that humans are supposed to have greened it and then bombed it back into a wasteland

[crystal forum]

we can't say the G word anymore man

[winter vessel]

yep

[arctic talon]

GI robot doesn't say slurs

tbf

[crystal forum]

wait is that koreans or vietnamese

the goo word

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-there-is-another-star-wars-jedi-gif-5140031

[tough haven]

Average human W

[arctic talon]

[sly ivy]

But by god I will be part of that first wave

[winter vessel]

vietnamese. nice job

[crystal forum]

they all lo

[winter vessel]

mhmm?

[sly ivy]

I live in the wrong age I must enact human manifest destiny

And by human I mean American obv

[dusk patrol]

Mfw I’m watching a HR video at work and it’s telling me slurs I didn’t even know existed

[sly ivy]

lmao

Prob made them up

[winter vessel]

Here’s food for thought for you DC fans

[dusk patrol]

Nah I looked them up

[crystal forum]

i like the idea of homophobia being a literal phobia

[sly ivy]

Yes that is funny

[winter vessel]

fear of money

[crystal forum]

like some people are genuinely terrified of gay people

[sly ivy]

There are few things less terrifying than a nice well dressed gay man

[spare osprey]

Just depends on if it’s the thing they fear the most tbh. Mofo with arachnophobia and homophobia having the fear toxin battle over which to do

[dusk patrol]

Easy

[crystal forum]

they see a boykisser meme and they go hide in the pantry

[spare osprey]

GAY SPIDERS

[dusk patrol]

A badly dressed one

[crystal forum]

that's me!

[sly ivy]

No that’s worrying might be a psycho never know

[spare osprey]

Badly dressed or gay spider

[dusk patrol]

The clean and sharp dressed gay men really do bring it all down for the slobby ones

[crystal forum]

badly dressed

i look straight

[spare osprey]

Ehhhhhhhh

[sly ivy]

Oh god that bad

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[sly ivy]

Huh

Lmao

[crystal forum]

i camouflage well

[arctic talon]

anyways subtlety and subtext is for cowards when you're writing for gamers half the time

If you hammer it in they'll still miss the point

[arctic talon]

thats a good thing potentially

[crystal forum]

sometimes i feel fake gay

even though i'm like the gayest motherfucker you'll meet

[dusk patrol]

What do you look at boobs and wanna motorboat them sometimes?

[crystal forum]

vagina literally revolts me

[sly ivy]

Yah ur gay

[crystal forum]

like it looks disgusting how tf do you people do it

[sly ivy]

Congrats

I was literally gonna ask that

[dusk patrol]

Girls don’t like peeners either tbh

[sly ivy]

Say the real test is opinion of vag

[crystal forum]

WHAT

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think a vagina looks like

Super appealing I guess

It’s the rest of the package

[crystal forum]

interesting

[sly ivy]

I have yet to meet a gay guy who thinks vagina is anything less than an eldritch horror

[arctic talon]

yeah I'm ngl sex organs in general aren't that attractive at all lol

[sly ivy]

wtf

[crystal forum]

it literally looks alien

to me

i used to have nightmares of vag when i was a teen and thought i was straight

[sly ivy]

omg

[crystal forum]

like im supposed to like this shit but it's GROSS

[sly ivy]

So did I but I woke up w sticky pants

[arctic talon]

💀

[dusk patrol]

Boobs however I do like. And the rest of the body.

[arctic talon]

lore chat being normal as usual

[crystal forum]

interesting

[arctic talon]

Ig

[dusk patrol]

Pussy though? Mostly it looks meh or bad

[crystal forum]

i love dick though

[south gorge]

No bro I just don't like le politics in my game bro. What do you mean? Of course my favourite game is fallout new Vegas.

[sly ivy]

No way bruh it looks awesome

It’s like a flower not original I know

[dusk patrol]

Idk, some do

[sly ivy]

So intricate

[crystal forum]

ok but dick is familiar

[dusk patrol]

Or look better, but it’s not super appealing to me

[crystal forum]

it's the good friend

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222200485115985921/1315841171611844669/jeff.gif

[dusk patrol]

Anyways

40k

[crystal forum]

when do we ever talk about 40k

[sly ivy]

wtf

[crystal forum]

this is marvel studios chat

[arctic talon]

Like I'm very neutral on how they look lol

[crystal forum]

wolf is the definition of true neutral (bi)

[dusk patrol]

Some definitely look better than others

[sly ivy]

Ahh I’m like always vaguely thinking about er female external genitalia

Fondly

[winter vessel]

There ain’t a chance the Severan Dominate will ever come back, huh?

[crystal forum]

so do you straight people get disgusted by your own dicks

[south gorge]

Erm... that's pan.

[dusk patrol]

But idk it’s not the main thing, rarely am I staring at it for long.

Either I got my eyes closed or I’m looking elsewhere

[crystal forum]

how does that work

[arctic talon]

my favorite is how a chunk through the game its revealed one of your party members is incredibly racist 💀

[crystal forum]

i think wolf is bi

[south gorge]

Bi is Lawful neutral

[arctic talon]

no

I'm bi

[crystal forum]

ye

[sly ivy]

Idk it’s like a finger

[crystal forum]

pan is chaotic neutral

[sly ivy]

It’s just there

[south gorge]

No No I'm saying on the alignment chart

Hmmmmm

[dusk patrol]

No but I’m not whacking off to myself

So idk

[south gorge]

Asexual TN take it or leave it

[dusk patrol]

Unlikely yeah

[crystal forum]

so when you watch porn does the guy fucking the chick disgust you

genuine question

[dusk patrol]

They were always close to destruction anyways

[sly ivy]

For me vaguely

[dusk patrol]

He’s there for me to pretend I’m him I guess idk

[sly ivy]

Yes

[crystal forum]

interesting

[south gorge]

Yeah I have friends who are straight and they always complain about the shot zooming in on a butthole or balls or whatever

[dusk patrol]

If it’s focusing on him then yeah it’s annoying

[crystal forum]

that's the best part!!!

[winter vessel]

Sad. There could’ve been a good novel series revolving around its founding to its inevitable demise. Kinda reflect Roman history or smth

[dusk patrol]

But idk if it’s like a couple idk

[winter vessel]

A little on the nose

[dusk patrol]

Anyways I don’t wanna discuss porn preferences lol

[sly ivy]

Yes I do not want to see the dude’s bumhœl

[crystal forum]

so for a straight person is lesbian sex hot

since it's only women

[dusk patrol]

It can be

[south gorge]

They do like it

[sly ivy]

extremely

[dusk patrol]

But not always

I personally don’t find it super appealing

[south gorge]

It's sort of like how some lesbian women watch gay porn 🤔

[crystal forum]

they do???

[south gorge]

Yes

[sly ivy]

I prefer it much of the time

[south gorge]

Or straight women

[dusk patrol]

But I also don’t like anything with a lot of partners or whatever

[crystal forum]

i get straight women they get so horny for gay men it's gross

stop trying to steal my guys

[sly ivy]

I don’t want to see a naked dude if I don’t have to but it won’t like ruin my day

[crystal forum]

i have seen a straight femboy irl once

not even kidding

[south gorge]

I mean... yeah?

[dusk patrol]

I am confident enough of my sexuality

[crystal forum]

it's just offputting

for me

[dusk patrol]

OK bigot

[sly ivy]

lol

[arctic talon]

[south gorge]

They're super common. Slightly more uncommon than the racist femboy.

[crystal forum]

they are NOT common man

straight twinks sure

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t say common yeah but I don’t know

[crystal forum]

because that's just skinny guys

[sly ivy]

Yeah haha

[south gorge]

🤷‍♂️ I've seen like 6 femboys with big goth gfs

[crystal forum]

man

[south gorge]

Just walking out and about

[crystal forum]

must live in a better city

than me

[dusk patrol]

I’ve had exactly one girl try to poke something in my butt without asking during sex

[crystal forum]

how did it feel

[south gorge]

Toronto baybee

[dusk patrol]

She didn’t get that far

[crystal forum]

did you kill her

[sly ivy]

It feels great no homo

NO HOMO

ok

😭

no… no homo

[dusk patrol]

No, I just immediately stopped it

[crystal forum]

nvm i take it back

[dusk patrol]

And was like no

[crystal forum]

by cutting off her hand?

[dusk patrol]

And why didn’t you ask?

[crystal forum]

ngl not asking is fucked

[dusk patrol]

But she was pretty hot so we just went right back at it

[south gorge]

I mean like did you not see her donn the device

[sly ivy]

But it’s a girl tho she gets a pass

[dusk patrol]

She didn’t have it on she was holding it

[crystal forum]

oh it wasn't her fingers?

[sly ivy]

That’s my fetish

[south gorge]

No of course not

[crystal forum]

you always start small man wtf

amateur women

[dusk patrol]

Yeah, she was nuts

[sly ivy]

literally my fetish I wear the dried hands inside my coat

[crystal forum]

wait she was about to fucking put a whole toy inside you

that's crazy

[dusk patrol]

She was going to try, I guess

[sly ivy]

SHE HAD NUTS???

[viral halo]

she stuck her nuts in your ass?

[dusk patrol]

I wish

[crystal forum]

im so glad siggy appeared

[viral halo]

When the conversation is dumbest I appear

I'm like ret@rded king Theoden

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[gray umbra]

[dusk patrol]

That was about the craziest one night stand I’ve had and it wasn’t too bad

[sly ivy]

I fucking laughed in real life at this shit

[crystal forum]

the craziest one night stand for me was last month in florida

[viral halo]

Jay were getting so close to invading Canada bro you're so fucked

[crystal forum]

wasn't that crazy tbh but holy shit the hotel room smelled like somebody died of lung poisoning from smoking

i can still smell that shit

ruined the experience

[viral halo]

I voted for DONALD TRUMP so that I could personally KILL JAY in MALE SEXUAL COMBAT

[sly ivy]

We’re going to stick our fingers in Canada’s butt unasked

[gray umbra]

the tar will stain the walls

if you ever do cleaning on a smoker's walls its just tar

[sly ivy]

Canada’s butt is Victoria

[crystal forum]

i have never met a guy i didn't end up treating like a little bitch under me so you're invited to try

[viral halo]

jfc lmao

[gray umbra]

jay is a top confirmed

[crystal forum]

i am sadly

[viral halo]

SALY

SADLY

[gray umbra]

yeah i had u pegged for one of those femboys

[sly ivy]

he got the aggresso espresso

[viral halo]

Yea I assume most warhammer homosexuals are the ones getting railed not doing the railing

I stand corrected

[sly ivy]

He gonna have u pegged bro

[crystal forum]

see i told ya i camouflage well

i was born tall it's beyond my control

[dusk patrol]

Actually I won't lie one of the worst one night stands I've had was a girl started crying after she came and I had no idea what to do.

And then she was asking if she was pretty and if she deserved this.

[crystal forum]

fucked up

[sly ivy]

That’s lame women are dumb I’m gay now

[crystal forum]

hell yeah

[dusk patrol]

Dude I had no clue what to say, I was a lot younger.

[viral halo]

Well you probably shouldn't have started it off with a punch to the back of her head

[crystal forum]

siggy i love you sometimes

[gray umbra]

did she ask to call you daddy

[dusk patrol]

All I said was "You like that you fucking tard?"

[viral halo]

I was gonna make a way worse joke but I knew that was the line cross that would finally get me my official warning

[dusk patrol]

But anyways I just held her for a bit and left without getting off, such bullshit.

[crystal forum]

blueballed

the worst

[dusk patrol]

Women

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-ha-women-haha-women-ha-meme-women-haha-meme-gif-17322703594444218658

[sly ivy]

God damn it

That’s the saddest story I’ve heard today

[dusk patrol]

She was really sweet though, I guess some girls just do that but I didn't know that at the time.

[viral halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108987754349608993/1277699724488736799/image0.gif

[dusk patrol]

So I thought I like hurt her or some shit.

[gray umbra]

im sure she is in a happier place

[dusk patrol]

I hope so

[crystal forum]

that's why you call them pretty and shit in texts before you meet them irl so they start breaking down earlier

[viral halo]

Yea she's on BLACKED now

[dusk patrol]

She was very sweet but that night sucked.

[gray umbra]

gaped.com

[viral halo]

Get eternal on BLACKED

[sly ivy]

You did they start forming the long term emotional connection right away

[dusk patrol]

I thought I like accidentally raped her or some shit.

[dusk patrol]

[crystal forum]

nah she was prob just touch starved

or abused

guys do it too

[viral halo]

Or eternal was laying down that fucking pipe crazy style

[dusk patrol]

Maybe, I guess its just how some women react

I haven't experienced that since

[viral halo]

Eternal, you always use the wrong form of its and it drives me insane

[dusk patrol]

Now they all just go "Are you dont yet?"

Hey oh

[viral halo]

USE THE CONTRACTION

IT'S

[crystal forum]

if it's like gay guys i can confidently say it's caused by being very lonely

[sly ivy]

That’s what the head punch is for silly

[dusk patrol]

Gonna make your mom have a contraction

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-punch-gif-5091485

[crystal forum]

eternal is just a humble bumblefuck dont be mean

he can barely count

[viral halo]

It's my job to make sure that Christkiller is using the right form of "its/it's"

[dusk patrol]

Idk, I think it was more she had some other stuff going on. Women you've been with for awhile are always the best anyways, I'm not much of a one night stand guy.

[sly ivy]

That’s not true at all he knows one two and many

[crystal forum]

guesstimating is a true skill

why is guesstimating not autocorrected

is that a real word

[dusk patrol]

No

[sly ivy]

It is in our fallen world

[dusk patrol]

guess·ti·mate

Maybe it is now?

[sly ivy]

Lexicon went woke now it’s broke

[crystal forum]

holy shit

[dusk patrol]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guesstimate

Thats funny

I guess it is

[crystal forum]

that's so fucking funny

[sly ivy]

Any words coined after Milton are fake and part of the gay agenda

[crystal forum]

who's milton

did he hurt you

[sly ivy]

bruh

yes

[crystal forum]

@viral halo wait are you an english professor

[sly ivy]

With transcendent beauty

[crystal forum]

or was it history prof

[sly ivy]

oh word are you literally faculty

[dusk patrol]

He's a professor of cocaine.

[crystal forum]

doctor love

[sly ivy]

@viral halo

he died

F

[viral halo]

I have moved up up in the world

[crystal forum]

did you get tenure

[sly ivy]

are you dean for diversity and inclusion

[crystal forum]

no he works in a highschool im sure

[viral halo]

I am an educator, I shall reveal no more

[crystal forum]

sex ed?

please be sex ed

[sly ivy]

Where are people getting these guesses tho clearly you have revealed more

[crystal forum]

he has

[sly ivy]

Did you reveal ur pp

[crystal forum]

not yet

[sly ivy]

It has a doctoral hood

[crystal forum]

please leave

[sly ivy]

How many of you disgusting morons are actually professors this chat is hilarious

[crystal forum]

eternal's an eletrician

dilara's an architect

wolf is a student

[sly ivy]

Wolf is a student of the world

[gray umbra]

there was some dentist in general who was super salty about a bunch of people being in IT

[crystal forum]

sorry no he's a scholar

mfer knows all lore

[sly ivy]

But not of vaginas

[crystal forum]

i think he can name vagina lore

even dick lore if pushed

cowper gland type shit

now who else

mag owns a lot of fantasy warhammer

im probably missing a lot of regulars

[spare osprey]

Probably

[crystal forum]

i have no idea what silence does

but i am confident he's old

[spare osprey]

Gooooood

[sly ivy]

Fed

[crystal forum]

like half this chat

is over 30

[gray umbra]

almost 30

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-saturdaynightlive-kenanthompson-ohokay-ok-gif-2771679206802926915

[crystal forum]

am i wrong

[spare osprey]

Won’t say

[crystal forum]

darn

[spare osprey]

The fed guess was good tho

[crystal forum]

are you even a furry or just an iguana enjoyer

[spare osprey]

Iguana enjoyer

[gray umbra]

do you remember this bad boy

[spare osprey]

Furries are chill tho

[crystal forum]

yep 100% old

over 30 for sure

[sly ivy]

Tf that’s on the basis of iguanas

[spare osprey]

[crystal forum]

basis of not understanding that he presents as a furry

[sly ivy]

Silence is a perpetual

[spare osprey]

Do I? Shoot I’ve strayed too far

That shit like

Started as an Office meme I think

[crystal forum]

office meme???

over 35

[gray umbra]

definitely 35+

[spare osprey]

Yeah James Spaders’ character said some shit like

“I’m the lizard King”

Then boom

Iguana

[sly ivy]

Ok yes you’re right about the age

lol

Good job Jay

[spare osprey]

🫃

[crystal forum]

im the gay sherlock

so probably just sherlock

[spare osprey]

That’s like saying you’re the gay house

It’s just house

[sly ivy]

There must be reams of Sherlock moriarty slash

[spare osprey]

One must wonder, what about Sherlock Gnomes?

10/10 movie

Hollywood has been downhill since

[crystal forum]

oh and one of the guys here is ridiculously good at mini painting

jerk o matic

[sly ivy]

I hate talent let’s kill him

[crystal forum]

my plans have been in motion for years

the arsenic in his acrylics will get him

[languid meadow]

wait Gnomeo and Juliet got a sequel wtf

[crystal forum]

and this guy is the weirdest fuck i can never get a beat on

the one above

[sly ivy]

You have to feel for the pudendal artery

[crystal forum]

you made that word up

[sly ivy]

I did not I can’t read but I know my taint anatomy

[crystal forum]

you are a welcome addition to the comedy cast of lore chat

what's your quirks

apart from penis lore

[arctic talon]

What

[gray umbra]

penis lore

[sly ivy]

First I’m not funny and second I have hair on my distal fingers

That’s all my quirks

[crystal forum]

is that not normal

[crystal forum]

how do rad rifles work

[arctic talon]

Which type

Like radium ones?

[crystal forum]

see that's wolf

[viral halo]

no only gym teachers teach sex ed and they're all pedos

[arctic talon]

Radium weaponry shoots out solid projectiles

[crystal forum]

and that's siggy

[arctic talon]

That are super radioactive

[crystal forum]

@sly ivy are you taking notes

if will be on the test

[arctic talon]

If that’s true then I have concerns about my high school/j

[crystal forum]

you strike me as a history prof

[arctic talon]

But radium weapons shoot solid projectiles

[viral halo]

perhaps

[arctic talon]

Like bullets

[crystal forum]

you are definitely not math

[gray umbra]

gym teachers being pedos tends to be true

[languid meadow]

hmmm bullets full of radiation

[gray umbra]

especially if they're peaked middle aged men who coach the volleyball team

[crystal forum]

wolf it was a trap question

you fell for it

[arctic talon]

Die

[crystal forum]

my gym teacher in primary tried to gaslight me into thinking i intentionally broke a window on the bathroom door that my arm broke through

it cut the shit out of my arm obv

was bleeding everywhere

[sly ivy]

Jesus Christ

[crystal forum]

she was like mmmmh you're a troublemaker arent you

as i bleed on the floor

as a child

[gray umbra]

yeah i had one who tried to gaslight me that me slicing my hand open was intentional

and it was an excuse to skip pe

[viral halo]

I do teach all of math as well

when I need to

[crystal forum]

you're a substitute or a personal teacher i forgot the name

what's the word for the teachers you hire for your spoiled kid

[gray umbra]

tutor

[viral halo]

no substitutes they're broke

[crystal forum]

tutor yeah

[sly ivy]

Like Aristotle for Alexander

[gray umbra]

siggy strikes me as the teacher who picks out some random kid and makes fun of him every time

[crystal forum]

literally for no reason

[sly ivy]

He is teaching X Musk

[viral halo]

You're almost there

[crystal forum]

he turns around when people are talking in class and points at the kid

the kid did nothing wrong

CUT THAT OUT

[gray umbra]

"why do you walk with your shoulders whats wrong with you"

[crystal forum]

if i was a teacher i'd abuse the shit out of my powers

just come in and stare at the class looking pissed off