40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

Not everyone can be Tolkien and it’s not really needed anyways

[storm jungle]

its the same as like

[crystal forum]

they all speak american in my head

[storm jungle]

why every text on walls or areas is english

Low Gothic basically being that works pretty well

[south gorge]

Ok but conlangs do elevate a setting imo.

[storm jungle]

Yeah but the issue is 40k is lazy with it.

[winter vessel]

Kinda reminds me of the game, “For Honor”, where depending on the faction you play on the storyline, they speak English, but from the enemy faction’s perspective, they speak the respective language

[storm jungle]

"oh its just translated"

[storm jungle]

AD MORTEM INIMICUS

[south gorge]

I agree they’re not necessary. But yeah never do the 40k thing where you put half your hand in the blender.

[storm jungle]

or the fan favorite

"I dont speak Japanese."

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-rhyme-get-out-of-my-head-headache-break-plane-gif-17110065

[storm jungle]

its okay i can hear it too

[winter vessel]

From a Reddit post: “it’s time for me to shine…and for them to SHI-NE”-Orochi Main

[languid meadow]

Konndar my beloved

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed

again its why I headcannon Low Gothic as "Anglish" personally.

it makes it a lot easier lol

[south gorge]

Wait that’s hilarious though…

[winter vessel]

Not once did I switch factions for the six years I spent playing the game. So I knew a lot of the “weeb” memes the Samurai faction’s discord and subreddit had.

[storm jungle]

For Honor is a very wholesome fandom

...

[arctic talon]

except for the warmonger

she randomly speaks English

why

[arctic talon]

stares at all the nazi flags I run into

I'm sure

[storm jungle]

40k fans moment

[arctic talon]

They're almost always garbage as well

lol

[languid meadow]

If you light spam I will [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION]

[dusk patrol]

Ugh what’s he name the

[south gorge]

I was about to say you’re into 40k man

[winter vessel]

me reliving the nightmare of Jormugandr players doing the testicle crush attack with their hammers

[arctic talon]

Which light spammer

[languid meadow]

the best part of FH is killing people with nazi emblems

[arctic talon]

the Chinese one, Japanese one or Knight one

[dusk patrol]

The girl for the knights

[arctic talon]

Oh

Peacekeeper

[storm jungle]

To be fair im not a braindead imperium stan that wants to get an aquila tattood on himself

[dusk patrol]

Her fucking aoe bullshit

[arctic talon]

she shanks you to death

Oh

Wait Warmonger

[crystal forum]

i NEED to know what the original is

[dusk patrol]

Nah not her

[arctic talon]

wait

[dusk patrol]

I think they nerfed it but

[storm jungle]

Hold on

[arctic talon]

Which AOE one

[dusk patrol]

The one dagger bitch

[arctic talon]

Oh peacekeeper then

[winter vessel]

Rah rah rah rah rah rah. That’s conqueror for “Hello”

[dusk patrol]

Her aoe attack had like

Half a millisecond reaction

[arctic talon]

Shieldbash shieldbash shieldbash shieldbash

[languid meadow]

martyrdom?

[arctic talon]

Also infinitely chaining lights

[storm jungle]

@crystal forum

[crystal forum]

"him"

[dusk patrol]

I did play Conqueror though so I can’t talk he was some bullshit

[south gorge]

Nah, I got to the gym with a blood Angel’s tattoo and scream, “HORUSSSS. HORUSSSSS.” Completely different.

[winter vessel]

About as bad as that one Mini Ladd fan who had a tattoo of his logo

[languid meadow]

It's the only ability I can think of that has a no reaction, AOE, and insta kills

[arctic talon]

they reworked conqueror and made them even more annoying

[dusk patrol]

Orochi was also annoying on console

[winter vessel]

Hehehe

[arctic talon]

mmmmm lights

[winter vessel]

The parry

[dusk patrol]

So I didn’t feel bad shitting down their throats as conquerer

[winter vessel]

And poke

[languid meadow]

All light oriented characters are ass on console 30fps makes it so ass to fight

[crystal forum]

"i dont think the flag should be flown... i mean it's kinda anti-everybody"

i fucking love pre trump politics

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

I’d just turtle as conq

[winter vessel]

I always played Warden And Kensei.

And orochi

[languid meadow]

can't wait for the new character (yippie Mongols!)

[arctic talon]

I play Black Prior and Nobushi

[storm jungle]

To be fair a lot of the Imperial symbols are very good and not fashy

[dusk patrol]

Who was the fat guy

[arctic talon]

I enjoy being obnoxous

[arctic talon]

Shugoki

[dusk patrol]

Who had the 50/50 bullshit

Jfc and his stupid grab

[arctic talon]

thats like

most characters

but yes Shugoki

[dusk patrol]

No he had a really bad one

[winter vessel]

The fourth most I played with was…Nobushi sees the horror of what was Warden x Nobushi

[dusk patrol]

They nerfed it

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-hug-forhonor-gif-8127450

[dusk patrol]

But it couldn’t be punished

[winter vessel]

Idk where that spawned

[storm jungle]

I was one of these people

loved doing that hug

ogryn gameplay

[languid meadow]

standard guy with hot woman so it was inevitable

[winter vessel]

It always felt nice when you locked in on the Revenge meter

[storm jungle]

also

she literally has like

an execution

[arctic talon]

Nobushi is hilarious

[storm jungle]

where she stabs you

[dusk patrol]

Whenever I saw shug during those times I did the Roman guy and just pinned him to a wall for the rest of the match

[storm jungle]

pulls you towards herself

[arctic talon]

and fake kisses you yes

lol

[storm jungle]

and rubs your face

lol

[dusk patrol]

God that shit was awful too

[arctic talon]

horny bait

[storm jungle]

I loved it

hot af

I mean

disgusting

[dusk patrol]

Total Honor was actually just awful

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-samurai-nobushi-naginata-spear-gif-7862022369821197578

This is the first gif of them

[dusk patrol]

But I did love it

[arctic talon]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Its an extremely unique game

i really wish it was "better"

[dusk patrol]

The team modes were the best

[winter vessel]

And when they showed her face…EVERYONE caved in

[dusk patrol]

Duels sucked

[arctic talon]

Its a really cool fighting game

[languid meadow]

I'm just glad we're even getting new content for FH

[storm jungle]

Im not afraid to say i literally always played PvE with my pals

it helps that like

[arctic talon]

my favorite gamemode was like

Siege

[languid meadow]

since ubi is imploding

[arctic talon]

or whatever the fuck it was called

[storm jungle]

the bots were legit scary

[dusk patrol]

Stylistically it was awesome

[arctic talon]

I mean

fighting game bots are usually scary

because they cheat lol

[storm jungle]

yeah iirc

thye level up with you too

[arctic talon]

they input read

[storm jungle]

so they become non-pushovers

[arctic talon]

[winter vessel]

I kinda wish it just stayed in the medieval combat. When it got to Wyvern and magic crystal bullshit I lost interest.

[storm jungle]

fucking cunts

[storm jungle]

LOL

True

[arctic talon]

Also the Cantonese Pirate is fucking hilarious

her sword is era innacurate

[dusk patrol]

Bots were nice for conq cause they made the fatal mistake of attacking

[arctic talon]

her gun is accurate though

LOL

her sword is very "modern"

[dusk patrol]

Yeah they’re a little loosey goosey with eras

[winter vessel]

Yeah that sealed the deal from me touching the game

[arctic talon]

her shitty chinese pistol looks great though

Why

the gun is literally just a melee tool

its not an actual gun lol

well

unless they added something

[winter vessel]

Oh man, the absurdity of faction wars was mental. Vikings almost every single time.

[arctic talon]

[arctic talon]

why

its era accurate to other shit

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-pass-for-honor-apollyon-knight-gif-26528558

[storm jungle]

ERA ACCURATE?

[dusk patrol]

It’s not like the game was trying to be a documentary

[arctic talon]

to what the character is based on

[storm jungle]

also Apollyon is the only Abaddon ill follow

[arctic talon]

which is like

[rocky gale]

True

https://tenor.com/view/help-for-honor-black-stone-got-you-gif-16225328

[arctic talon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao

[winter vessel]

Players who get into the game now: “Apolly who?”

[languid meadow]

wdym do you not know the world ending event that caused civs that would never meet to fight for 100s of years

[dusk patrol]

It’s covered in basic history smh

[rocky gale]

Yes, I will commit warcrimes for you Ma'am

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/apollyon-wolves-march-gif-13091271

[storm jungle]

shes great

[arctic talon]

this gif sucks ass

but still

drip

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/for-forhonor-femaleknight-femalewarden-gif-20813172

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/help-for-honor-got-you-hand-game-gif-16225292

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-apollyon-for-honor-gif-4249130840006935657

Peak mom energy

a capital "C" Cunt™️ if there ever was one

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-warmonger-warmonger-gif-26881879

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

She’s fine but, she’s no Daubeny

[arctic talon]

DAUBENY

DAUBENY

[storm jungle]

SHOW YOURSELF

[dusk patrol]

then fight my second

[winter vessel]

FH theorists when they tried to connect Astrea being related to Apollyon

[storm jungle]

honestly the game's opening did not need to go as hard as it did

[arctic talon]

The warmonger is cool

gameplay wise

even if shes just like

Warden 2

[storm jungle]

I loved when Holden actually crashed in and was like "STOP" and everyone attacker just paused

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-pizza-rolls-gaming-knight-sword-gif-16268369

[storm jungle]

it was some space marine shit

[rocky gale]

Warmonger and Black Prior, the two mains

[winter vessel]

Warden but the players are a sub

[storm jungle]

what happened to Black Latter?

🤨

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/conqueror-knight-for-honor-gif-13901155489886190280

[winter vessel]

Ah

[dusk patrol]

Conq for life

[arctic talon]

killed

[winter vessel]

Oh good times

[languid meadow]

I wish for honor got more support from ubi since we know about the male warmongers ( I forgot their name ) but just having astera is great

[arctic talon]

Black Prior and Nobushi are my favorite characters though

[languid meadow]

The new hero looks good so far

Her aura

[dusk patrol]

Black Prior was cool yeah

[arctic talon]

I need a warmonger dude who's as sassy as the female one lol

[dusk patrol]

I wish the uh, Centurion was able to be made playable and not toxic

[arctic talon]

I'm sad they stopped doing both genders for a majority of characters

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/shugoki-for-honor-smash-execution-gif-26570373

[winter vessel]

I was so happy when that event arrived where it gave the Samurai actual metal armor. Us poor bastards were just using substitute lamellar, freaking wood

[storm jungle]

well it did the job

[arctic talon]

"Incredibilis!"

[storm jungle]

kinda

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/nikk0321-ptsd-gif-24360116

[arctic talon]

the Centurion being totally insufferable

is accurate

oh also them being incredibly hard so dumbasses couldn't play them

was even better

[winter vessel]

Just punching you with that counter

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-for-honor-gif-18274015

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

Launch Centurion was

So toxic

[arctic talon]

a mistake

[storm jungle]

Me seeing a Night Lord fan in the wild (they couldnt stop talking about the NL Trilogy)

[dusk patrol]

Literally, if a wall exists

I win

[arctic talon]

I can't think of a single for honor character on launch

who wasn't insanely problematic

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Shaman was also

Ugh

[storm jungle]

Shaman was 💀

fucking crackhead bitch

[dusk patrol]

They always have the worst drawn out animations too

When they’re doing their “I win anyways” bullshit

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shaman-for-honor-skol-gif-25250592

[humble shoal]

Flailchads

[languid meadow]

silly goober

[storm jungle]

shes a good person

[dusk patrol]

Conquerer had issues too

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-pistolpete2458-pistolpete-pistol-pete-shaman-gif-15449810274928641194

[dusk patrol]

It was just that they had a perfect defense

[humble shoal]

I mean yeaj

[dusk patrol]

So they sucked to fight

[humble shoal]

Orochi was obnoxious to fight

[dusk patrol]

Cause the optimal strat was don’t attack

[humble shoal]

Warden had his one combo

[storm jungle]

okay but

reality is

[arctic talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stFbW-ojUoQ

[storm jungle]

as long as im the one winning its ok

[humble shoal]

Viking man had the grab

[arctic talon]

Everyone else is top tier broken

[storm jungle]

gets pushed off the map

[dusk patrol]

Revenge mechanic being very fair and balanced

[arctic talon]

my character is an honest mid tier

no don't look at the tier list

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

I like the halbedier

[languid meadow]

everyone I play is bad, everyone else is good simple as

[arctic talon]

Lawbringer

is hilarious

[humble shoal]

Yee

[arctic talon]

shame they sucked

[dusk patrol]

Lawbringer was mostly honest

[arctic talon]

and had to get reworked

[dusk patrol]

Had some bullshit but

[arctic talon]

Lawbringer is way too honest

is the issue lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

same issue as raider

pre rework

they don't have any bullshit tools in a game full of bullshit lol

[dusk patrol]

Launch Peacekeeper mains get the cross

[humble shoal]

Raider jad the grab

[arctic talon]

raider grab was easy to punish though

its not bullshit

its just annoying as shit

[dusk patrol]

Raiders real strength was in team games

[arctic talon]

also yeah that

they're incredible at ganking lol

[storm jungle]

you're a raider

legendary

[dusk patrol]

That feeling when I’m being ganked and I perfect parry the raiders unblockable and knock everyone else down

Then proceed to one shot everyone cause revenge was fair and balanced

It was fun playing conquerer when there was a ledge within fifty feet

[arctic talon]

Ledges are truly the most deadly threat

[storm jungle]

I love breaking my leg from a light fall

[arctic talon]

the funniest BM emote is prolly the coin toss one

[storm jungle]

theres a lot of good contenders but i agree lol

[arctic talon]

Its not super long

its funny and there's a lot of character in them

[dusk patrol]

Conq hip thrusts are undefeated

[arctic talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJdywqnH0Q

[winter vessel]

Me thinking “where did that highlander keep that coin?”

[arctic talon]

good question

we may never know

[winter vessel]

Some guy joked whenever they say “dun’mah glass” he’s actually saying “UP MAH ASS”

[dusk patrol]

Of course the Orochi has the most try hard animation

[winter vessel]

it really didn't reflect me well as an orochi user

I remember these guys tho, i used to be creeped out by them

[dusk patrol]

That’s because you and peacekeeper players are the worst

And get the cross

[winter vessel]

i tried to break the spectrum by using my heavies more often then spamming light attacks, it worked 70 percent of the time

[dusk patrol]

You’re an Orochi

You can’t break the spectrum if you’re on it

But tbh basically all characters could be annoying especially in team stuff

It’s the last character you lost against that’s OP and toxic

[remote widget]

If you suicided or a commissar/chaplain executes you after killing lucius...?..

[dusk patrol]

Then he comes back

Some other way

Also, very few people know his thing is a thing

The way you can kill him is

1. If Slanneesh decides he’s not coming back

2. Something which removes Slanneesh from the equation

Neither of which are easy to arrange or do especially since his deal isn’t known

[south gorge]

Or you could just kill him and then

[dusk patrol]

Doesn’t work sadly

[south gorge]

Although it is VERY difficult. Like apparently he got taken out by a mine. And the factory worker who made the mine was like, “oh hey that was a good one” after he made it and Lucius resurrected using him.

[dusk patrol]

It’s been done, he still comes back somewhere else

He comes back always

The “rule” is just an arbitrary conduit

All that matters is Slaanesh thinks he’s amusing

And so he keeps coming back

And so 40k fans will keep making up scenarios for how he doesn’t and GW will keep making examples where he totally still does

[south gorge]

I mean Lucius’ resurrection isn’t even like that big a deal in the grand scheme of things I guess. Like daemons just reincorporate unless you kill ‘em in warpspace, yeah? Emprah gave Celestine quick revive too and she didn’t even pay the 500 points.

[storm jungle]

He has literal plot armor essentially

[storm jungle]

Unless the writer wants him to perma-die he wont die

[winter vessel]

and then another author comes by for him to undie his perma die

[dusk patrol]

Kharn has been brought back to life before too

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just bullshit nonsense

no one in 40k minus Tycho has really died

[languid meadow]

The cycle continues

[south gorge]

Ok but that’s different Kharn has a stattrack helmet so he obviously just respawned. I do that in CS:GO all the time.

[dusk patrol]

I’d recommend Lucius’s book to anyone who cares to read it

[sharp pollen]

btw isnt Lucius OP? if remember him correctly

[winter vessel]

kinda funny too. on the imperium's end you got Dante, who just wants to "rest" but can't. and then Lucy, who is dying, but keeps coming back

[dusk patrol]

It does a good dive on his character and why the revive thing kinda sucks for him for what he’s trying to do

Like most champions he’s half being tormented by his god

He’s very reckless and careless but he also doesn’t enjoy the revive thing a lot, it’s a complicated thing.

[storm jungle]

Its WWE rules

he wins if the plot wants loses if the plot wants

skillsets largely dont matter in 40k too much

[dusk patrol]

He’s a very good duelist but he also does stupid stuff

[sharp pollen]

oh i see

dumb character by design

[south gorge]

So… largely every story written in the history of ever?

[dusk patrol]

He’s reckless and doesn’t like care about the objective

[storm jungle]

pretty much

Stan Lee said it best

"whoever the author wants to win"

[sharp pollen]

how the hell can he lose tho

[storm jungle]

lol

By dying

[dusk patrol]

Because he doesn’t come back instantly

[winter vessel]

he didn't look half bad pre-heresy

[dusk patrol]

Also he’s still one dude

[storm jungle]

Also the rule with chaos characters is they got magic so they can "respawn".

Loyalists characters usualyl rely on like

bullshit faith magic

but that happens rarely

its usually uh

"badly injured go get a medic bag"

[languid meadow]

he kind of looks like melting ice

that or the wise tree image

[sharp pollen]

I NEEEEED...

[winter vessel]

"faith magic" two words that i'd never thought of combining

[south gorge]

Lucius can lose if he catches the attention of the infinite.

[dusk patrol]

He and his warband are most concerned with just finding the best fight and less with actually being useful.

[storm jungle]

He'd still somehow escape

[dusk patrol]

Trayzn doesn’t do well with chaos/warp corrupted things

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-pokeball-gif-21700553

[gray umbra]

Lucius's entire thing is obession with his own skill and merit iirc

[storm jungle]

when Chaos is at play nothing really has to listen to logic

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

its just all bullshit comic book stuff

[winter vessel]

saul tarvitz was the G during Istvaan III

[sharp pollen]

why noone contain lucius

like in a box

[storm jungle]

they cant

he has plot armor

he'll just find a way out

[south gorge]

He will pull an Im going to redact his name but you know who I’m talking about.

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[storm jungle]

Literally

https://tenor.com/view/blimp-chopsocky-camera-man-celebrity-cinema-fabrizio-federico-gif-22941837

[sharp pollen]

oh no cameraman

no skibidi pls

[storm jungle]

SHUT.

[sharp pollen]

Camera Heresy, big fight against Skibidimperor

[storm jungle]

aaaaa

[south gorge]

Rizzperor

[languid meadow]

[sharp pollen]

[south gorge]

Of Gyattkind

[sharp pollen]

MAH GYATTIA

[winter vessel]

lets just use the Phase Taser on Lucius and go from there

[sharp pollen]

big bombing of Ohio 3

[south gorge]

Dude I love it when in the Hawktuahs Skibidi the Rizzperor of Gyattkind tells Hawktuahs Lupercal to put the fries in the bag

[sharp pollen]

fkin brainrot

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-launch-attack-cat-attack-cat-launch-cat-jumps-up-cat-zooms-up-gif-12722471127212312858

[sharp pollen]

and the sisters of battle could be goth gfs

or sisters of silence, or assassins

every space marine would literally be gigachad

https://tenor.com/view/titus-warhammer-chad-space-marine-2-gif-10665446803840407692

[south gorge]

Mechanicus can literally just be skibidi toilet

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[sharp pollen]

yes

[winter vessel]

cease

[sharp pollen]

and instead of corpse starch everyone would drink lean

[remote widget]

Cain wrongest answer ever

[dusk patrol]

He’s literally teleported before

Also he can summon his homies to himself

Also on top of that’s, he’s really hard to take alive and why would anyone be trying

[storm jungle]

Hammer and Bolter Moment

[winter vessel]

that animation had me like "Exorcists, they um...wow"

[storm jungle]

Peak dumbass on their part ngl

[winter vessel]

whoever directed that definitely had a hard on hatred for that chapter

[dusk patrol]

I ignore that whole one, for a lot of reasons

[storm jungle]

Its canon so no dice

i think what got me was like

hes clearly being taken over

and just tells nobody

ALSO

WHERES THE SECURITY

TURRETS

SERVOSKULLS

HELLO

ANYONE?

[dusk patrol]

If Tau and Eldar fans can ignore all the times their faction gets stupid stuff I can ignore what I like too

[storm jungle]

they dont

thats why they get angry about it

[south gorge]

^^^^

[dusk patrol]

They definitely do

[south gorge]

Lmfaooo

[storm jungle]

They definitely do not

its too much of an it depends situation ontop of that

especially considering how divided this fandom can get

[storm jungle]

Works every time

[dusk patrol]

I’m not arguing this, I’ve seen endless cases of people being very fast and loose with what they consider canon

Or just ignore

[winter vessel]

and i like the Exorcists, they're grey knights without that added bonus of warp protection. they just go "okay Terrence the demon is gonna take over your body and you have to resist it to become a member of our chapter"

seeing them in that animation was very upsetting

[storm jungle]

And ive seen about as many endless cases where its the opposite

so yeah lol

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/443080902873055232/992038174152998972/Lucius_Loopv4.png?ex=6790df0b&is=678f8d8b&hm=6b7fed9fb64080ad1cd09e71ba85f74566a93c5ad2cc561b22ba42be1204f693&

[storm jungle]

theres no "im ignoring this" with 40k, it happened, it sucks but we gotta live with it

[dusk patrol]

There is because I’m doing it

[storm jungle]

Nah

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is us all falling for it even while trying to be above it ngl

[dusk patrol]

Also stuff is outright contradictory

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

welcome to 40k

thats kinda the norm here

[crystal forum]

he fucking sucks but that's what makes him great

[storm jungle]

Lucius is a meme its why we love him

[winter vessel]

Patrick the Star with 40k lore: "I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT" https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sponge-bob-look-at-it-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-14840416

[storm jungle]

its like people always hating Eresus

[dusk patrol]

He’s fine, he just doesn’t get a lot of appearances

[storm jungle]

AUGHH MY EYES

[dusk patrol]

He’s great all the times he does largely

[crystal forum]

he has chaos god approved plot armour

like at least GW is honest about it

[storm jungle]

I love how people like

try to explain this shit

[dusk patrol]

His book appearances are great

[storm jungle]

when the explanation is he literally has god on his side

[crystal forum]

the "rules" are meant to be irrelevant

slaanesh will just revive him anyways

[arctic talon]

Slaanesh loves his suffering

[south gorge]

To be fair are primarch auras NOT just God/Dad said I had plot armour?

[arctic talon]

That’s why he’ll never die

[dusk patrol]

I said all this like an hour ago

[winter vessel]

Erebus is the representation of a High school scumbag who got away with everything and graduated with honors

[dusk patrol]

And yet you dorks

[crystal forum]

i wasnt here an hour ago

[dusk patrol]

Too bad

[crystal forum]

i was doing furry stuff

[storm jungle]

You are also a part of this

no escape

[winter vessel]

"yes but they're my dorks"

[dusk patrol]

Yes I’m the victim of it

[storm jungle]

silence perpetrator

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hades-there-is-no-escape-no-escape-hades-game-zagreus-gif-25284490

[dusk patrol]

#40k-lore-chat message

It never fails

[winter vessel]

yep

[dusk patrol]

Literally even when you post it people just do it

[crystal forum]

does lucius have a big shlong since he's the swordsman

[storm jungle]

You literally do the same thing

and still give explanations

[crystal forum]

or does he just use it very well

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

or maybe both

[storm jungle]

and so do I tbh

theres again no escape

[winter vessel]

he wishes he had one as bigger than Saul Tarvitz

[dusk patrol]

I literally said “he’s dictated by Slannesh”

[storm jungle]

And then proceeded to explai nit

also 4th argument in a row today we're on a fucking roll

[dusk patrol]

Yes because there is ways you can explain things to

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

didnt saul goodman die to abaddon

that's weak sauce

[dusk patrol]

Some people actually like this setting

[spare osprey]

Probably got nothing

[dusk patrol]

And want to engage with it

[spare osprey]

Nah he got bombed

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats how it works

good observation

[crystal forum]

WEAK

[spare osprey]

Torgaddon got killed by little Horus I think?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-rivers-count-gif-23325353 not exactly 4 but you get the gist

[storm jungle]

Honestly like

I legit hate this dude, but id miss him if he was gone

[crystal forum]

wait what happened to horus aximand after HH

[storm jungle]

he got axed

imand

[spare osprey]

Uhhhh

Face got cut off

[storm jungle]

^

[spare osprey]

Then put back on

[arctic talon]

He fucking died during the heresy iirc

[crystal forum]

nice

[storm jungle]

Yeah he got fucked up

[spare osprey]

Then he got haunted by “ghosts”

[dusk patrol]

As opposed to the “ItS uP tO tHe WrItErS” like yeah no shit

We all know 40k isn’t real

[storm jungle]

Its literally the reality of the situation

if you dont wanna accept it thats fine babe

just dont make a scene so much

[spare osprey]

Then he met one of the ghosts (loken) on Terra, and died

[dusk patrol]

Ok that isn’t what people are asking

[storm jungle]

I mean it is tho

"the answer is his god revives him"

"why"

"he just does"

[dusk patrol]

Why does this gun shoot?

“The writers say it does”

[crystal forum]

dude

[spare osprey]

Think he got his head cut off

Can’t remember

[rose thorn]

Wait was that ynnari lore up date literally saying that their god is fucking off

[crystal forum]

loken dies to lorgar's shitsmear

[dusk patrol]

“Because he amuses Slaanesh, so the ways around the rule don’t apply. Him being revived isn’t based on the arbitrary rule, it’s a game for Slaanesh.” Is the actual answer

[storm jungle]

The problem is you take issue with the "writer" explanation on questions where its literally the case and its simple as that.

Compared to something actually explainable with a lot more proper sources lol.

[spare osprey]

Real

[storm jungle]

also "amuses slaanesh" is like the laziest answer

[crystal forum]

worst fucking character ever

[dusk patrol]

It’s the lore answer

[crystal forum]

i hate him

[winter vessel]

to answer all questions pertaining to 40k lore, just go with the simple phrase that Toddler Howard gave for 76: "It just works"

[storm jungle]

Also that

but if i did that he'd prob still get mad at me for me so idk

im having fun either way tho i cant complain

[dusk patrol]

Idk why you always get so upset about actually explaining the lore as it’s given and jsut go for the laziest “writers wrote it”

[storm jungle]

I mean

[dusk patrol]

Like omg, someone wrote it?!

No!

[storm jungle]

you get about as upset to carry this as much as you do

so you tell me dingleberg

[gray umbra]

My headcanon is slaanesh always bring lucius back so he can seethe about getting punked by another space marine swordguy

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Yes I know I’m upset and you’re jsut trolling as always

[winter vessel]

i can hear him doing the Lemongrab voice when he gets angry HMMMHMm

[storm jungle]

I mean yes

[dusk patrol]

And there’s always a peanut gallery with nothing to add

[gray umbra]

And the guy always ends up dying or heing absorbed by his armor so he can never get the chance to fight him again

[storm jungle]

The sky is also blue

[crystal forum]

the fact that he can be brought back means he can be defeated which in turn means he cannot be the best swordsman in the galaxy, his one true goal

[storm jungle]

unless you wanna argue that too

hey that rhymed

[crystal forum]

it's delicious irony

[gray umbra]

Yep

[arctic talon]

Lucius also doesn't give a shit 99% of the time

[dusk patrol]

It’s part of it yeah, he’s also a mix of reckless and trying to do stupid shit

[arctic talon]

and whenever he loses he gets pissed

[winter vessel]

slips on banana peel

[dusk patrol]

He isn’t trying because his ability

[arctic talon]

because he does something stupid

and dies for it

[dusk patrol]

And he does stupid stuff

[storm jungle]

Then gets mad

unless its a different author

[gray umbra]

Guy will carve up his face so they stop talking about him getting punched in the face

[storm jungle]

where no he exploits his power

[dusk patrol]

He’s always trying to have some stupid bullshit epic duel

[storm jungle]

then uh

[spare osprey]

I would also imagine not dying would kinda ruin the fun right?

[storm jungle]

another author is like "no he hates it when he dies"

[storm jungle]

Kinda.

[spare osprey]

Cause he knows there’s no stakes

[storm jungle]

Like i said its funny because they make him always flipflop

[arctic talon]

ngl literally every depiction I've seen except for hammer and bolter

is like

[storm jungle]

sometimes he hates dying sometimes he loves it

[arctic talon]

He doesn't like dying

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[gray umbra]

Lucius is a 40k representation of a league ranked player

[arctic talon]

but I'm not a big EC fan

[dusk patrol]

Hammer and Bolter is dumb for a lot of reasons

[arctic talon]

lol

[winter vessel]

when i watched the animation. I was so accustomed to hearing Lucius' TTS voice that i expected him to sound like that when he spoke

[crystal forum]

i bet it's because he doesnt like losing

[storm jungle]

Theres codex excerpts where it says:

[arctic talon]

He def doesn't like losing

lol

[spare osprey]

That’s the exorcist one right?

[storm jungle]

"he took delicious irony in taking over said person"

[south gorge]

tbf GW does this with a LOT more things than lucius. I.e; their stance of whether facism is cool or not

[storm jungle]

but hes basically a cartoon villain

so its fine lol

[storm jungle]

Oh god

[arctic talon]

their stance is it isn't

[crystal forum]

classic chaos character

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

lets not get started on that

(I agree tho)

[arctic talon]

Anyways uh

[gray umbra]

Kharn is a nice guy sometimes

[arctic talon]

Lucius's new mini

amiright

[storm jungle]

no

[gray umbra]

Then frothing at the mouth

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I likes it

[spare osprey]

Bro got heels on

Slay

[crystal forum]

angron makes some good points tbh

why not kill everybody

[gray umbra]

I feel like the whip is asking to get broken

[storm jungle]

it is

tbh

[spare osprey]

Oh totally

[dusk patrol]

As tradition

[arctic talon]

seems thick enough

[spare osprey]

Also never noticed it came out of one of the faces on his armor

[gray umbra]

Ec standard troops are still noise marines?

[spare osprey]

Favorite minis of the entire thing

[dusk patrol]

Slaanesh models and being impossible to keep in one piece

[spare osprey]

I fucking love these guys

[dusk patrol]

No

Those are special boys

[winter vessel]

reminds me of Coneheads

[crystal forum]

this is what being an LGBT ally looks like

[spare osprey]

They have 2 new ones, melee and ranged

[gray umbra]

Oh cool, i always saw them as elite units

[dusk patrol]

Tormentors are the names for the basic guys

[arctic talon]

EC's standard troops lore wise have never been Noise marines

[dusk patrol]

They’ve always been elites I think

[arctic talon]

yeah

[winter vessel]

i used to call my science teacher that

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

Not wrong

💀

[crystal forum]

i thought his armour was supposed to be made of faces

[spare osprey]

I saw a photobash I’m gonna use as the basis for my EC

[spare osprey]

Lemme snag it

[storm jungle]

gimme

[gray umbra]

Honestly not bad

[winter vessel]

the top one is just digging that hairlook

[spare osprey]

My guys aren’t big on the sex thing, just eating Y’know

[gray umbra]

Top one reminds me of owod tzimisce

[spare osprey]

So I fw these vibes

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-explain-gif-26611114

[crystal forum]

space marine abs

[dusk patrol]

[winter vessel]

"what to expect from 2025's EC models- OH FUCK GO BACK!"

[spare osprey]

That tangent earlier, the gene-seed cannibals

[storm jungle]

OH RIGHT

now it makes sense

[spare osprey]

Like their warlord Midas ripped off his bottom jaw just to shove shit down easier

[arctic talon]

They’re not always present, they kinda melt in and out

[storm jungle]

you should sci-fi up the Midas name a bit, those are rookie mistakes

🫵

[south gorge]

could just be eating... actually a chef chaos space marine faction on the pride layer would be sick

[dusk patrol]

Not everyone gets to be on the armor

[crystal forum]

i was picturing it being literally faces stitched together

[dusk patrol]

It is but

[south gorge]

their chapter master is gordon ramsey

ITS FUCKING CORN

[dusk patrol]

Not stitched I guess

[crystal forum]

FUCKING RAW

[winter vessel]

Midas...Mid ass

[dusk patrol]

Just like, melded in

[gray umbra]

Incinerators and power axes(spatulas)

[gray umbra]

Good cookin

[spare osprey]

I’ve been looking into it lol, they’re the Court of Midas and all.

[crystal forum]

i'd kill so many people if i had midas touch

[spare osprey]

This is the normal scheme

[storm jungle]

very nice scheme

also golden limb

[spare osprey]

This is Midas

[storm jungle]

i get it

[spare osprey]

You can tell who Midas is

[winter vessel]

these are drukhari getting screwed over right?

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

its imperial guard

[dusk patrol]

They’re not gonna have a fun time

[crystal forum]

why are you X'ing me

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i would touch so many people

[winter vessel]

very good

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

Beautiful sentence

[crystal forum]

i'd come up to people and touch them on the street

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

Jay are you a youtuber by any chance

[crystal forum]

i have made one youtube video

[winter vessel]

Nuh uh

[spare osprey]

Just don’t go on any bridges anytime soon

[dusk patrol]

Jay you’re not allowed near a school zone anymore

[arctic talon]

I hired this ethereal to stare at you

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/brofist-pewdiepie-well-played-gg-good-job-gif-26074589

[crystal forum]

touching kids is what defeated the real midas

[storm jungle]

OLD

[winter vessel]

slots in the quarter

[spare osprey]

FUCK YOU

[south gorge]

when she hits me with that dollar store telepathy

[dusk patrol]

Tbf he only touched one kid

One person even

What a loser

[crystal forum]

it's the midas weakness

that's the moral i got from that story

dont touch kids if you're midas

[dusk patrol]

Don’t touch you Willy

[storm jungle]

Midas from fortnite?

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-midas-video-games-dancing-fortnite-squads-gif-17736175

[south gorge]

subtract the last three words

[winter vessel]

Oh he must’ve screamed in pain if he went to take a piss

[arctic talon]

I need these mechanicus 2 designs in my veins

[storm jungle]

I HOPE they make another artbook

[spare osprey]

I’ve always felt bad for Midas

A world, where one cannot jork

The humanity

[arctic talon]

He can touch himself

Iirc

[spare osprey]

Oh ok

[crystal forum]

lore says what

[dusk patrol]

If he touched his butt he’d be king Goldas

[spare osprey]

Nvm crisis averted

[arctic talon]

Also same with his spit and stuff

[crystal forum]

we need midas lore

[arctic talon]

That didn’t turn into gold

[crystal forum]

what if he touches water

i think liquids dont count

[arctic talon]

It turns to gold

He couldn’t eat or drink

[crystal forum]

molten gold?

[arctic talon]

Yes

Don’t ask how that works

[winter vessel]

Midas lore: he gets thrown into a lava fall by the Ghost of Sparta. The end

[spare osprey]

Can he do it animal style?

Lap that shit up at the springs

[dusk patrol]

You know I’m beginning to think the Greeks didn’t think the Midas tale through logically

[crystal forum]

alright well i guess being midas means your life expectancy goes down to 2 days at most

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaurs-drinking-water-dino-thirsty-gif-17297128

[storm jungle]

Also okay this is bothering me, I had to get this off my chest

[arctic talon]

LOL

[crystal forum]

what are they? stupid???

[storm jungle]

feel free to steal it lol

[arctic talon]

What the fuck is wrong with Mecca’s city flag

WHY

[winter vessel]

Counter

[south gorge]

Wait by that logic if it just transformed his downstairs longnose, then that would just be the exterior, which would be sick.

[storm jungle]

colt png is funnier tho

[crystal forum]

does the piss also become gold

[arctic talon]

No

His own bodily fluids didn’t become gold

[winter vessel]

Ik. I just did it because I have it

[crystal forum]

you saw that dilara

please laugh

[crystal forum]

god damnit

[winter vessel]

Sweet

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

how did you find the highest res pic of the gun emoji on earth

[gray umbra]

Colt 1911 is just a rl plasma pistol.

Big, powerful....prone to misfire

[storm jungle]

top result

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-2-heretic-space-marine-shoot-gif-7703628169059696401

[spare osprey]

Oh btw since little Horus is on the mind

[crystal forum]

no he isnt

[spare osprey]

The resemblance thing could happen with any of the primarchs right?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

yes

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

And does

[crystal forum]

look at all the blond blood angels

[dusk patrol]

The Luna Wolves just had some special cases iirc but it happens a lot yeah

[spare osprey]

Only remember it from BA, SoH and DA

So good to know

Need it for a night lord

[dusk patrol]

Some geneseed are stronger than others with how much they change the looks

[crystal forum]

also salamanders all have melanin

[storm jungle]

It happens unless the characters usually need more unique facial features

so pretty much just go as you want

[dusk patrol]

Salamanders no one can tell them apar-

[storm jungle]

just keep the uh "general" rules in mind

[gray umbra]

Yeah all salamanders and white scars look just like their primarch

[dusk patrol]

[gray umbra]

Look at chairon and the other guy from sm2

[storm jungle]

Theres an asia joke to be made here

im not gonna say it

[dusk patrol]

I think

That is the joke

[storm jungle]

Death.

[winter vessel]

Gadriel, fool

[storm jungle]

he said it so earnestly i wasnt sure

💀

[arctic talon]

My favorite

[dusk patrol]

@gray umbra congrats your joke was so good HR wants to hear it too

[crystal forum]

dilara is HR

[gray umbra]

🙂

[crystal forum]

by HR i mean uh fuck you relations

[dusk patrol]

I mean real HR

[arctic talon]

Do you think the mourningstar has HR

[dusk patrol]

Probably more like

[crystal forum]

the fucking chaplain

[dusk patrol]

“You didn’t praise the emperor enough today”

[crystal forum]

lysandros or whatever

[south gorge]

Jagatai geneseed too stronk

[arctic talon]

the mourningstar is the Darktide ship

[crystal forum]

guy's a fucking grade A HR pos

[arctic talon]

Fuck if I know what the SM2 one is

[storm jungle]

Morrow's it

[spare osprey]

Got it, just debating if the leader of a group of NL’s who make skin masks of Curze would be cooler if he looked exactly like Curze or if he had the most accurate mask

[crystal forum]

morrow is emotional support uncle

[winter vessel]

sounds about right

[gray umbra]

Morrow is like the dad i never had

[dusk patrol]

Shame about that dog running away

[spare osprey]

And when I say mask I mean Hush style

[winter vessel]

the biggest let down of a villain in the Arkham series

[dusk patrol]

You could do that yeah

[crystal forum]

unrealistic! skin is not that easy to stitch

[dusk patrol]

I did like the mission tbf

It was a fun misdirect

I wish they could have done more but they kinda had to montage it

[winter vessel]

do more stuff involving Hush...or....Riddler racing

[crystal forum]

riddle me this gay man

[spare osprey]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[storm jungle]

Riddler is a fucking cunt so i agree

[dusk patrol]

Riddler racing

[spare osprey]

FUCK those missions

[dusk patrol]

Now go collect 500 more trophies

[crystal forum]

i love how my favorite version of riddler is as a racist person making up riddles about black people

[dusk patrol]

And then you can not get laid

https://tenor.com/view/batman-arkham-batman-arkham-arkham-knight-batman-arkham-knight-gif-18410848

[arctic talon]

E. Nigma

[crystal forum]

i like the idea of riddler not being a supervillain but just being kinda racist

[dusk patrol]

OMG JUST FUCK ALREADY AGADHEHSGS

[winter vessel]

Edward Nygma. the last name is just bordering the damn danger zone

[spare osprey]

I mean he was a cop

Sometimes

[dusk patrol]

I wonder if he’s trained to control the Bat-Boner inside his suit

[crystal forum]

what if it has its own port

[spare osprey]

That’s what the utility belt is for

Don’t question why his dick is so high up

[crystal forum]

opening bat hole

[south gorge]

Have you not mastered the flex technique? Actual game changer

[winter vessel]

I wish J.T side story was a little longer.

[crystal forum]

you guys hide your boners?

[dusk patrol]

Dog no technique on earth would save me if Catwomen was making out with me in that outfit

[gray umbra]

God i would have his babies

[south gorge]

nah its about redirecting the blood flow somewhere else

[spare osprey]

Agreed tbh, would’ve liked to see him and his army go at it

[crystal forum]

where

[south gorge]

anywhere.

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/catwoman-gif-21096889

[winter vessel]

his fists that he calls "no killing, but i'm gonna disable tf outta them"

[south gorge]

Just flex your muscles really hard.

[gray umbra]

Werent we talking about lucius

[spare osprey]

So

[crystal forum]

women are gross imo

[south gorge]

Naaaah

[spare osprey]

If we’re going by that logic

[dusk patrol]

Not wrong

[south gorge]

Lucius. Whocius?

[dusk patrol]

But sadly I don’t get a choice on if I like them

[winter vessel]

the dr.seuss version of him

[crystal forum]

become one with nature

[winter vessel]

"Whocius hears a Whore"

[crystal forum]

we're making great progress in lore chat today

[spare osprey]

Does Thomas Wayne Batman have a constant boner? I mean he’s more a gun guy yknow

[dusk patrol]

He has a boner for murder

[crystal forum]

what if he's always hard so you can't tell that he's hard

[spare osprey]

Perfect camouflage

[dusk patrol]

New subject

[crystal forum]

it's just a crease in his pants right

no it's BATCOCK

[winter vessel]

Officer Balls

[dusk patrol]

You did what to you cock?

[dapper gyro]

When there is no 40k warp fuckery, you people have to bring up horny fuckery.

[winter vessel]

no this is tame, we've had worse

[spare osprey]

There is nothing sexual about batcock

It’s pure business

[crystal forum]

it's part of batman's arsenal

[spare osprey]

In his pants

[crystal forum]

you never know when you need one

[dapper gyro]

No shit

[spare osprey]

Just like bat Shark Spray

[dapper gyro]

And I look forward to it.

[dusk patrol]

Except that one time they wrote Barbara and Batman banging

[crystal forum]

batman! we need to plug this 1 inch diameter hole that's conveniently 6 inches in depth, we need one of your tools!

[spare osprey]

Oh god

[winter vessel]

oh...that

[spare osprey]

Ew

So ew

[storm jungle]

Bruce Timm is a freak

[dapper gyro]

And she had to abort.

[dusk patrol]

Who let the incest freaks in the writers room?!

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-brother-ewww-gif-13389748375741691208

[storm jungle]

its not even incest its worse honestly

[dusk patrol]

Batcest

[dapper gyro]

Imagine if Gotham takes place in Texas... Good luck Barbara.

[storm jungle]

augh-

[spare osprey]

The cylinder is stuck

[south gorge]

I think the writer's room must've formed around them at this point.

[crystal forum]

i'm sorry gordon, i can't help your 6 inch problem but i promise my tool can put in the work

i was looking up gordon's name

[dusk patrol]

That’s why it’s ok for Tim and Barbara to bang, he’s Robin not Batboy

[crystal forum]

i forgot gordon

[dusk patrol]

Also she needs someone to carry her around so hey

[spare osprey]

When does Batwing get his fuck?

Help my boy Lucas out

[crystal forum]

robin objectively has the cooler variants

[storm jungle]

Batwing

my favorite vehicle

[dusk patrol]

All I know is Jason got Starfire

Dick got his name

[winter vessel]

i loved the art for this comic, his suit was crisp

[dapper gyro]

At least it is not as bad as the Robin who became Spoiler.

[spare osprey]

And Damien got raven

Sometimes

[dusk patrol]

We ignore those

[winter vessel]

sometimes

[spare osprey]

Rip beast boy

[dusk patrol]

Beast boy gets Raven

No one else is acceptable

[storm jungle]

The Robin Who Laughs???

[winter vessel]

wasn't there that weird dc animation of Terra trying to get it on with Deathstroke?

[arctic talon]

I’m pretty sure it’s Dick who’s with starfire

[spare osprey]

“YOU CAN’T FADE AWAY”

[dapper gyro]

Already a triangle relationship.

[dusk patrol]

It varies

Jason Todd is with her sometimes as Red Hood

[arctic talon]

Deathstroke is literally just a pedo

In some continuities

[dusk patrol]

Starfire is canonically a slut so

[winter vessel]

JUDAS CONTRACT, i remember the name...and that damn night gown

[spare osprey]

Oh god yeah

[dusk patrol]

It’s canon guys, this is definitely not the writers fetish that a super hot alien babe always wants to have sex

And that she always makes innuendos

[spare osprey]

Gotta make out for language bro