40k-lore-chat

[queen laurel]

But there's also the other thing the BBQ

[green loom]

A joke they've used with other factions

[rose thorn]

thank yiu

thank you so much

[queen laurel]

ah that is true

welp

I wonder how this will affect the meme lore system

[celest dome]

Does the Rumour Engine ever does LotR stuff ?

[rose thorn]

HH saved the day

[rose thorn]

ive only seen it like, twice

[spare osprey]

What AL guy has a trident?

[rose thorn]

alot of them have replicas of te chapter master tridant's

[celest dome]

So it is not impossible

[rose thorn]

yeah

i think it was for both of the intro boxes

or the edition

[queen laurel]

this one is warhammer though

so honestly

i'm gonna agree with ED

[rose thorn]

the LoTR game is considered under the warhammer game system

[queen laurel]

oh for fudge

damn gw is good at this stuff

[small grail]

paiun

https://tenor.com/view/piddel-piddel-meme-piddel-gaming-piddel-pain-pain-gif-26176777

[rose thorn]

i dont even think LoTR game uses a d6 tho

so its weird

[queen laurel]

just a single D6 for like rolls?

[small grail]

im working on the castigator sketches

[queen laurel]

Doesn't warhammer also use d6

[small grail]

shud i give him a spartan helmet?

[small grail]

believe so

[queen laurel]

yeah they do

[green loom]

Dunno any but the text makes me think of it

[rose thorn]

all the warhammer games ONLY use d6

except the LotR one

i think

[small grail]

d12?

IDK

[rose thorn]

nevermind

it uses d6

[dusk patrol]

but its probably gonna be this dork.

With his stupid ass haircut.

[queen laurel]

yeah every single warhammer table top game seems to use that seems to use that dice

[rose thorn]

it looks like its the same spear

?

[queen laurel]

hey et how many warhammer tabletop games use D6 beside Soulbound

[dusk patrol]

Its not

[rose thorn]

mm

[queen laurel]

not tabletop

rpg

[dusk patrol]

I think Wrath and Glory does?

But most use D100

[rose thorn]

wrath and glory uses both d6 and d100

i think

[queen laurel]

damn

[rose thorn]

its been a while

[dusk patrol]

Technically the rest also can use D6

But mostly its D10 and D100

[queen laurel]

so basically ONLY Soulfbound

uses d6

[dusk patrol]

I think so yeah

[rose thorn]

DARK HORSEY?!?!

oh

thougth this said dark horsey

[dusk patrol]

I haven't played much of Wrath and Glory so I can't speak to that much.

Soulbound I know is a much simpler system overall.

[queen laurel]

yeah they have completely built an entire system using only D6

it's designed to be a rather friendly beginner table top RPG for people

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Its very easy to get into fast.

[celest dome]

Isn't Wrath and Glory a D20 system ?

[dusk patrol]

I've barely played it and we were using modified rules so idk.

[rose thorn]

oh yeah have you guys seen that startrek skirmising game?

[queen laurel]

no

[rose thorn]

well theres a startrek skirmish level wargame

which id never expect

[queen laurel]

it's been awhile since i've seen startrek and don't know anything about it

[rose thorn]

neither do i the last person i met who was a fan said it would never work as a wargame

[queen laurel]

But a war game set in it

wow

[rose thorn]

i think its mini factory only atm but its rpetty neat

im very excited for the Deathrattle box

seems liek we will get a lore insight on deathrattle kingdoms

[queen laurel]

that's the aos basic skeletons right

not the ossiarch elites

[rose thorn]

yeah

ive said my idea for my kingdom liek 5 times here already lol, im still not sold on it tho and im not sure on my custom dynasty at all

i have no clue how you would write a dynasty tho, the lore spread pretty wide on origin

like the godbeast of wolves made its followers into vampires

[queen laurel]

yeah wights are fun

[queen laurel]

i still havent gotten around to finishing my Ironjawz warclan

i need to finish it

[rose thorn]

the idea of a vampiric invasive species gardened by vampires and their undead servants

first i thought it was like 'empowering the vampires '

but now honestly making them spread an obseenly dangerous invasive flower that only vampires like just for vanity is pretty great

[queen laurel]

oh that

we had an entire conversation about that

where i suggested it to be specialized plants that only grow from sapient life

like dwarves, elves and humans

it can grow from the life of creatures but the effects of sapient life on it is stronger

[rose thorn]

Yeah

Yeahhh

I remember now

The vampires revived the skeleton kingdom because they were renowned gardeners

[dusk patrol]

@storm jungle ragebait

Not enough angles imo.

I can almost make out a shape.

[storm jungle]

Also too overly decorated

looks like an actual eyesore

Cannot beat simplicity-coolness

[dusk patrol]

Explaining to Carcharadon fanart makers that their armor is largely unadorned and they don't put shark heads and teeth everywhere.

[storm jungle]

Yeah even in official art they got the actual shark decor is like

"idk put some teeth on this part"

[queen laurel]

and i thought my design ideas are overly edgy

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly

[dusk patrol]

This is about as crazy as it gets

[storm jungle]

The maori tattoos/studs do most of the job

[queen laurel]

this is why even with their simplicity they are still one of my favorites

[dusk patrol]

Tyberos obviously being more ornate cause hes CM but even hes not much.

[dusk patrol]

Basically

I like their whole scrappy, old and repaired armor look.

[queen laurel]

it's very minimalist but like that's the point

[storm jungle]

The key to making 40k characters cool is basically keeping a basic design while adding 2-3 max cool cosmetic additions

[queen laurel]

They are not they're trying to look all noble and fancy

[dusk patrol]

Lots of MkV

[queen laurel]

they will come in there and kill you

[dusk patrol]

Mk V helmet just makes you look like a mean mfer

[queen laurel]

and then leave

[dusk patrol]

And bonding studs

Always more bonding studs

[storm jungle]

its the official psycho helmet

i love how its only reserved in artwork for unhinged Chapters too, its so funny

[queen laurel]

this is also one of the things that's like

wrong with oc character in creation in warhammer

they make so many of them way too ******* fancy and has so much things going on

[storm jungle]

Can confirm i got like 70+ 40k OCs lol

[queen laurel]

like all muddled with random bits of stuff

[queen laurel]

my age of sigmar OC and warhammer ork a straight up literally just tiny bit fancier ironjaws

[storm jungle]

Lol yeah as long as it works

[queen laurel]

yeah Ard'Gob is one of my favorites

[dusk patrol]

meanwhile fanart

[humble shoal]

My oc is an alpha legion pretending to be a raven guard pretending to be a blood raven pretending to be alpharius pretending to be a carcharodon

[queen laurel]

Wolfdawgart is great

[dusk patrol]

I do like a lot of their stuff

[humble shoal]

Why are his hands so small

[dusk patrol]

Its high effort dumb shit at worst.

[queen laurel]

yeah if you're gonna do something dumb you may as well go in right

[dusk patrol]

They're not?

[humble shoal]

The shark gauntlets?

[storm jungle]

What i hate is like

[humble shoal]

Those are trex arms

[storm jungle]

"Badass, keep doing wank art"

no, fuck off

cant wait for this artwork to be used for bad lore-shorts people are gonna make of primaris space sharks

[humble shoal]

Also why does tyberos look like a mortifactors ter.inator

[storm jungle]

and then more misinformation spreads

augh

[dusk patrol]

I've given up caring, I try to tell people its not that way when I can but its like the Corax stuff

[storm jungle]

Yeah same

Like you pointing out is what hurts me, ill get over it in a few minutes

[dusk patrol]

Lorgar literally says "its not a daemon" he looks like himself, he just uses powers his librarians use but more powerful

Redditors CORAX IS A RAVEN DAEMON PRINCE

[humble shoal]

Corax isnt real

[storm jungle]

thats definitely A LOT worse yeah

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

like its literally taken as fact now

[dusk patrol]

I like it when he does stuff like this.

[arctic talon]

Okay GW

[arctic talon]

Purple plasma goes crazy

[dusk patrol]

Stuff like this it gets a little bit much for me.

[storm jungle]

yeah with Wolfdawg tho i mostly let it fly

he does it for fun

[humble shoal]

That right gun has a tip

[storm jungle]

i cant blame him id prob draw the same kind of shit

[humble shoal]

One of the tips of all time

[storm jungle]

it helps that its also super stylized

so it still looks enticing

[queen laurel]

their ork arts are fun

[dusk patrol]

I don't hate it, and its very high effort so I give him props.

[storm jungle]

Forgeworld!!! 😭

[dusk patrol]

Yeah his Ork stuff is fun

[arctic talon]

He gave a titan tits

Which is hilarious to me mentally

[storm jungle]

I mean

Furry

[arctic talon]

Do not the god machine

[queen laurel]

and if it's jokes

his primeorks are fun

[arctic talon]

It’s also about a Phoenix lord who doesn’t even have a mini ever

[queen laurel]

like it's a joke but like it's a joke i can respect because it looks awesome and they put in a lot of effort

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[storm jungle]

yeah like i said he does it for fun

[arctic talon]

It’s a homebrew

[storm jungle]

compared to like wank

[arctic talon]

It’s his little thing

[storm jungle]

yeah that

"I drew a helghast marine because i was bored"

thats fair lmao

[queen laurel]

fucking Saguinius ork that uses tyranid wings

[arctic talon]

Also ynnari L

[queen laurel]

******* amazing

[arctic talon]

Also ynnari mentioned

So ynnari W

[queen laurel]

@rose thorn

i am sorry but

It seems you have your answer to your bet

[rose thorn]

So- nothing

[arctic talon]

Idk

We haven’t seen anything else

[storm jungle]

i mean

[arctic talon]

This is on the Phoenix lords

[storm jungle]

"nothing" sums it up well

[queen laurel]

hey dils do you have a image collection of your OCS

[storm jungle]

Uhhh no

they are too seperatd

lemme post a few examples i guess

[queen laurel]

that is fair

[arctic talon]

They got a divorce

[humble shoal]

The astartes guys oc chapter was cool

[arctic talon]

Between the Phoenix lords and ynnari

[arctic talon]

They’re official now

[humble shoal]

Blobimus and all

[humble shoal]

Shieeeet

[arctic talon]

The retributors

[dusk patrol]

The Retributers.

[arctic talon]

Or whatever

Yeah that

[queen laurel]

have they been used to anything outside astartes

[arctic talon]

Not yet

[queen laurel]

zog

[storm jungle]

there

some examples

[queen laurel]

welp no point in complaining

[queen laurel]

damn these are cool

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn't be shocked if they get a shout out in a codex excerpt here eventually.

[storm jungle]

i got a few more "normal" ones but yea lol

[humble shoal]

Best oc

Horse skull guy

[storm jungle]

I loved that video

also the entire "message" behind it lol

[humble shoal]

Whyyyyy do you not

Have horse skull on face

[queen laurel]

i only have a few but the people who did it in this server are amazing here let me post them

[humble shoal]

I lile the iron warrior with his caution tape chainaxe

[storm jungle]

thats a renegade actually

but thanks

[remote widget]

Why did the emperor not extinguish angron and his chapter? Seems their entire function could be replaced with a neutron bomb

[storm jungle]

• Because plot

• Because they are useful

their name before Angron was literally the Warhounds

(not to be confused with the Titan of the same name!)

[humble shoal]

They were normal before angron

Literally all angrons fault

[remote widget]

And kharn points out they were failures at that purpose

[storm jungle]

Well mostly

[humble shoal]

Kharn also has nails in his brain

[remote widget]

Reword, angron should have been lemmied

[humble shoal]

Because of angron

[sharp pollen]

why cant he use crowbar to put them out? is he stupid?

[remote widget]

Or rather old yellered

[humble shoal]

True true smh

[humble shoal]

Tell me about those rabbits again angron

[remote widget]

https://tenor.com/view/obliged-old-yeller-euthanasia-mercy-gif-25090970

[queen laurel]

the first on is made by Mysticfox FSC: 0752918014 the second by Fryegg and the third by Rob (LumenLaus)

his name is Ard'Gob the Mad Shoota

[storm jungle]

very nice!

expertly drawn too

[queen laurel]

yeah i have some more the artist in the server are amazing

and i cannot genuinely thank them enough for the work they have done

[queen laurel]

first one by giant dad more on the funny side, this one by Psyker

and lastly by Commissar Schrodinger (CrisTian) featuring the ocs of the other artists and his

these are genuinely awesome and i cannot thank them enough

[storm jungle]

Lmao thats a lot of good ones

love the multiple styles too, really adds to it

[queen laurel]

Being a mercenary he gets along with a lot you see

And I mean by getting along he will break into your room grab one of your stuff and give you something random and then go to somewhere else

[storm jungle]

entirely true

[humble shoal]

You know what would be funny

An alpha legion pretending to be an ork

Fully painted purple

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

[queen laurel]

[sly ivy]

Idk what we’re doing I just got back but I didn’t want to be left out

[queen laurel]

Reacting to a rather bad joke

[humble shoal]

Was my bad joke btw

As always

[sly ivy]

I give u

Callidus orkssassin

[arctic talon]

Fire

[queen laurel]

you know what i will consider this funny

[spare osprey]

Nictanova do those tech folks?

I fw the crons

[storm jungle]

He draws anything but the best things he can draw is Admech/Eldar imo

his other faction artstuff always looks off to me

[tall plinth]

In the 40k universe where so many things are artificial or industrialized, are natural resources and materials at a premium? I’m talking like wood, leather, other things I can’t think of?

Real food

[spare osprey]

Me and him talked about a void ship piece a bit ago, wasn’t free at time

I should hit him back up

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes doing ship art now go for it

he has a few pieces of em

[storm jungle]

Yes they are.

the authors largely solve this by making said materials you listed "synthetic"

like synth-leather, synth-wood etc

[tall plinth]

Huh

[storm jungle]

the food meanwhile is always some form of slop, real meat is a rarity itself

[tall plinth]

so I imagine anything genuine will cost a pretty penny

[storm jungle]

A lot more sometimes but yeah

[spare osprey]

And when I comes to admech I could hit him up too, I’ve got this one wonky renegade tech-priest I need art for

[storm jungle]

theres worlds where real leather is seen as a rarity

[queen laurel]

yeah i think he favors rather slim characters, this warchanter is cool but it seems to lack the mountain crushing muscle the iron jaws

[storm jungle]

100% do, admech is his go-to

[storm jungle]

Yeah it fits his M.O more

[tall plinth]

Synth-milk

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-quintesson-transformers-gif-25402257

[tall plinth]

I knew a guy who could do that irl trust me it was crazy

That’s a lie but imagine

[storm jungle]

yeah pretty much same as 40k

[queen laurel]

yeah ironjawz are incredibly hilariously RIPPED especially the bigger ones like a Warchanter

[storm jungle]

look at how it underlines "imitate"

its basically what most synthetic stuff in 40k is

[tall plinth]

BRB gonna make some synth-cheese with my synth-milk

[storm jungle]

gonna need all the chemicals for that first

[spare osprey]

Me when Nick Valentine

[storm jungle]

SHUT

[spare osprey]

Hehehehe

[gray umbra]

They just make synth cheese directly

[tall plinth]

Real

[gray umbra]

Cut out the middle synth

[tall plinth]

Gotta have hobbies

Gonna boil me synth-ramen in synth-water

They’re putting chemicals in the water to make the water chemicals

[storm jungle]

remember that most people dont even have access to that either

lol

[south gorge]

It’s not the same as me hand churned, “I’m astonished this product is not synth butter”.

[tall plinth]

Lmao

That actually got me laughing out loud

[south gorge]

I like how they do farming in 40k. Grox and corpse starch baybee.

[spare osprey]

Also quick actual lore question, would the butchers nails inhibit an apothecary to do his duties?

[tall plinth]

Your jammy buttered toast is all made from the same three chemicals

[dusk patrol]

No actually

The WEs had some for the best apothecaries and still do

[tall plinth]

No corn?

[dusk patrol]

Of any of the legions

[spare osprey]

Oh awesome

[storm jungle]

yeah they do "effect" them to the point of like

absolutely psychopath

but they can still do their job

they will sometimes go "Man I wanna fucking crush your skull during operation but im a medic"

[south gorge]

As someone who often experiences pounding headaches and the urge to murder whilst doing tasks (hopefully un butcher’s nails related) it can detract…

[dusk patrol]

It’s part of why they were able to replace their losses so well

And why they were even able to make the nails work

[tall plinth]

[spare osprey]

How far can someone go with the nails in themselves and still be able to do the process of putting them in someone else (the nails)

[dusk patrol]

WE apothecaries are still prized amongst the chaos legions

[tall plinth]

Do they recycle the nails or do they make new ones for people

[storm jungle]

Recycle/New

[spring cairn]

they eat them

[tall plinth]

I don’t want someone else’s nails

[dusk patrol]

Not up to you

[tall plinth]

[south gorge]

Also like they need to lean in more on that aura of tranquility emperor’s children have! I was reading that book where they raid the Pit Cur and it is HORRIFYING

[dusk patrol]

Also the final step of the nails process is literally hammering them in

[spare osprey]

Tryna come up with an “apothecary” warlord who went like 110/100 with the nails

[spring cairn]

I see

very clever

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-damage-cat-hammer-bonk-kitten-gif-17025947340241767034

[dusk patrol]

Cause nails hee hee hoo hoo

[south gorge]

It what I imagine you feel in the first act of BG3 ||whilst curb stomping the injured mindflayer|| after the ship. Like you want to MURDER but instead feel LOVE.

[dusk patrol]

They go into the weird effects EC can have in some books yeah

[tall plinth]

Do you think there are blood snobs in the blood angels the same way there are wine snobs?

[dusk patrol]

It varies

[storm jungle]

Its the opposite, murder/killing subsides the nails temporarily

their head constantly is in agony its why they wanna kill stuff to make it temporarily stop

[south gorge]

Sorry was referring to this ^

[spare osprey]

Does it just happen to do with the death or is it the blood?

[summer mural]

are the blood angels always drinking blood

[storm jungle]

They gotta usually be the one doing the killing

[south gorge]

The purple haze

[spare osprey]

Got it got it

[summer mural]

its the act of killing ig

[storm jungle]

like a W.E walking around witnessing slaughter wont be effected, its an emotional/synaptic thing

its like you watching a satisfying gif

https://tenor.com/view/slicing-satisfying-relax-animation-oddly-satisfying-gif-16548278

that kind of emotional response

[spare osprey]

Good to know, I was wondering if like, the hate and rage could be calmed by doing the actual nail surgery on someone.

[summer mural]

is angron even in there

[spare osprey]

Very forcefully

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[summer mural]

like fulgrim has a personality

[south gorge]

Doesn’t it also override their brain to the point they can ONLY feel good in murder mode?

[storm jungle]

Eventually yeah

its a mid-pace fall to psychopathic tendencies

[south gorge]

It like couches in a specific spot and prevents something from firing.

[spare osprey]

Some Dexter shit

“It’s over”

[summer mural]

if they dont find people to kill they end up killing each for relief, your typical w eater warband that is

[south gorge]

As a neuropsychologist the butchers nails are so stupid. As a nerd…

[arctic talon]

Duel each other

Doesn’t have to be to the death

[tall plinth]

are they literal nails?

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/totono-you-me-and-her-visual-novel-yandere-miyuki-sone-gif-12025905732146859654

[arctic talon]

Just has to be extremely violent

[arctic talon]

No

[storm jungle]

thats the best part

any question you ask as an expert

[summer mural]

unless your kharn ig

[storm jungle]

they will say some shit like

"oh its ancient DAOT tech you arent suppose to get it its too complex"

[south gorge]

While they DO try to explain it.

[arctic talon]

THE NAILS ARE BITING

[dusk patrol]

Well, they were explicitly not made for the benefit of the person using them

[arctic talon]

It’s badly

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-bite-cat-bite-gif-9310113311434746591

[south gorge]

I just forget what specific endocrine system they decided would make people murder lobotmites.

[spare osprey]

Also! Do dreadnoughts just sit in the coffin or do they have some like preserving fluid

[dusk patrol]

The original ones eventually killed the users

[arctic talon]

Real

[spare osprey]

I need to know if I can do a crock pot

[dusk patrol]

The ones the world eaters have are copies of those that aren’t quite as bad

[summer mural]

you mean the brisket of a marine inside or the machine itself

[south gorge]

Like GW if that’s how that worked we would have psychopath blood tests.

[tall plinth]

Wait are you telling me… they wouldn’t hesitate to kill a cute little kitten? How grim and dark is this place…

[dusk patrol]

But obviously, it’s not great either

[arctic talon]

There’s fluid

[south gorge]

You could just go to the blood bank and they’d be able to test you easy peasy.

[spare osprey]

The marine inside

[summer mural]

i dunno

[spare osprey]

I wanna know if I could like, have a marine floating in his own fluid and flavor

Very random ik

[tall plinth]

His own fluid

[summer mural]

the marine inside probably has some life support fluids pumped around

[tall plinth]

Please find another way to phrase that

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714308843311726625/941148923366629417/3A011C28-075A-4441-9A59-52ED484BF8E8.gif

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

It’s an emp child

So

[tall plinth]

Hmm

[spare osprey]

But yes I mean it more in like a crock pot roast sense

[tall plinth]

damn now I want a roast

[south gorge]

I swear to god they make a big stink about how they get the waste out of dreadnoughts.

[tall plinth]

I’m hungry

[south gorge]

Like it’s an issue.

[tall plinth]

Really?

Why wouldn’t they just recycle it?

Easy peasy

[south gorge]

Iirc but I couldn’t give you anything concrete.

[summer mural]

I would pay actual money to watch a telemon dreadnought and a grey knight dreadnought fight in a duel

[spare osprey]

Listen, it fits with the warband Alr

[tall plinth]

[spare osprey]

They eat space marines

[tall plinth]

Crunchy

[spare osprey]

Geneseed specifically

[south gorge]

🎵 Everything poops 🎶

[storm jungle]

stop eating other men's reproductive organs

[spare osprey]

And the whole idea is this one guy, was eating at their feast, and he bit his hand while eating

And he just kinda

Kept biting

Till bing bang boom, had to be shoved in a dread

[arctic talon]

Eat the progonoid

[south gorge]

They should make a push to bring abominators back.

[spare osprey]

No, in fact I am giving each marine a chapter preference lolol

EXCEPT the warlord, he prefers the texture. Which is why he grinds and blends them up first

[south gorge]

Dude if Space Marine 2 had a Tzeentch abominator (I know they are a Khorne thing shut up) KINO, CINEMA, SOLD OUT HYPE TRAIN.

[potent orchid]

What was that 40k book that had space marines eating poop?

[tall plinth]

I imagine a space marine would taste pretty bad, right? Or is there any literature on the subject

[potent orchid]

I forgot the name

[spare osprey]

It’s more like a psychological effect, the act of eating a “Demi god”

They’re very big slaanesh fans

[south gorge]

I think eating poop and doing canninalism is a thing they do because eating people as a space marine gives you their… memories I think?

[spare osprey]

I just wrote like a little tidbit where one of their younger astartes bites into a guardsman

And he fucking hates it

[versed ledge]

Chewy

[tall plinth]

I wonder what ork flesh tastes like

[summer mural]

do guardian spears even have crosshairs

[tall plinth]

Probably acrid

[summer mural]

seems like itd be kinda hard to aim for a custodian

[versed ledge]

Probably like a mushroom, savory but a bit sour

[tall plinth]

If you were to cook up an ork steak, what you doing to cook, or season?

[spare osprey]

See folks say mushroom

[versed ledge]

Something like a matsutake

[spare osprey]

But what type?

[tall plinth]

Mushroom can vary a lot

[arctic talon]

Space marine, which is non canon now

[tall plinth]

It could just be tasteless and adopt the taste of whatever you season it with, but that doesn’t seem right for orks somehow

[spare osprey]

And do orks and squigs taste different?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[tall plinth]

Probably

Ngl I’d try squig meat

[spare osprey]

Tbh

I’d eat a grot

[tall plinth]

I’d even go so far as to try a grot

Hey

[spare osprey]

Rotisserie chicken style

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/xluna-high-five-gif-25422702

[tall plinth]

I don’t know if I could get over it being presented in its humanoid shape, but sliced up and bbq hell yeah

You gotta go low and slow with that shit

[spare osprey]

Definitely

[south gorge]

https://www.tiktok.com/@skinwalkergang/video/7341224853896236330

here is a lovely video that documents all of said poop eating.

[spare osprey]

Some grot ribs brother?

[rose thorn]

I forgot bricky is unironically a great competitive warhammer content creator

[spare osprey]

Byeah

https://tenor.com/view/byeah-yeah-jerma-jerma985-gta-gif-16194072094781404916

[rose thorn]

When he talks about the game it self he’s pretty good

[south gorge]

I believe ridculous started BECAUSE he was giving comp tips/ meta analysis?

[rose thorn]

No clue, I know his first episode was krieg lore

And on poor hammer he’s like

Really good comp stuff lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah his game reviews are good

[south gorge]

Also like hes pretty competent at games as a whole. I only learnt about him through reviews, and then the warhammer stuff afterwards.

[queen laurel]

And when he isn't doing warhammer content

[tall plinth]

I’m not a fan of ribs myself

[rose thorn]

He’s a good break for the usual 3 comp content creator archetypes

[queen laurel]

He can actually make good content

[spare osprey]

I love em, gonna sound like a fuckin barbarian but just sucking out the bone marrow of those babies.

So good

[tall plinth]

Anything presented as attached to bones makes me tweak (but I’m getting better)

[south gorge]

I play warhammer to look at ugly little guys. Winning is just a fortunate consequence.

Luv me ugly little guys.

[queen laurel]

I don't engage in warhammer tabletop but my joy will always be watching battle hardened green monsters flatten everything in their path

[tall plinth]

What’s that they’re riding

[queen laurel]

Gruntas

Basically giant boars

[tall plinth]

Bet they taste good

[queen laurel]

You're probably going to have to cook them well because they're probably going to be tough

[dapper gyro]

They trained with it for thousand years, they can gauge it by eyes. It is the same concept as quick draw hip firing.

[south gorge]

Tbf most of (if not all) of my darktide enjoyment also comes from looking at ugly little guys

Just this time they are of my own creation

[queen laurel]

I always like my characters to be battle hardened giant monsters

So hey

Always fun when you can make a character that strikes your fancy

[south gorge]

Yea In games I never like being the normal sized guy I noticed.

[queen laurel]

I always go for super tall or super short no in between

[south gorge]

If they give me an option to be tiny I’m picking that first; second is big if that’s also on the table.

[queen laurel]

My ogyn is max size because i genuinely just love being a giant battering ram that kills anything that goes near it

[south gorge]

Like my favourite character archetype is crouching moron hidden badass and I feel like Halflings lend themselves super well to that.

My ogryn is minimum because I thought it would A. be strategically sound to be smoll B. thought it would be fun to be fun sized and C. tiny Ogryn 🥺

[rose thorn]

LOONCOURT W! did you see the new ugly lil guys?

not the wolf ones

[south gorge]

NO

Show me.

[rose thorn]

have you seen the wolf ones too btw?

[south gorge]

Mmmm. I don’t think so? I’ve seen Troggart, Squigg, and Arachnarok

[queen laurel]

I love little guys too but i'm you're complete opposite and that i like giant loud armored fighters that will put up a fight, ironjawz, ogors and gargants for example

I will say poof it is a funny thing

[south gorge]

Oh no I love big guys too. MANEATER KINGDOMS FO LIFE!!

Also Animated Hulks are my favourite undead unit HANDS DOWN

[queen laurel]

Yep Gutbusters

[south gorge]

Across any game.

Like it does not get much cooler than half ship, half sea monster, all giant undead killing machine.

[rose thorn]

well A;

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-us/articles/vab9rzvn/world-championship-preview-the-gitmob-prepare-to-race-across-the-mortal-realms/

B;

[queen laurel]

Necrofex colossus go hard

Oh yeah the

Gobs are getting some proper new stuff

[rose thorn]

supposdely they are getting a model line refresh in AOS this ediiton

(probably sooner than later)

[south gorge]

I LOVE THEM.

[queen laurel]

But seriously god damn out of all to destruction factions i will just say it

Gitz are one of the most loved

[south gorge]

Friggin SNAZZLEGITZ

[queen laurel]

They get some amazing things

[rose thorn]

LOVE THEMM

[south gorge]

I also like the wolf lore with them jumping over the bad moon and all that.

[rose thorn]

its great

i think them trying to steal energy from snazzlegast isnt the best

but funny wolves

[queen laurel]

Why not

They are basically the complete opposite of the moon clans

So them stealing the power of the sun make sense

[rose thorn]

i think them chasing the sun even though their wolves howls attract the bad moon is weird

or thier howsl singal for the badmoon

[queen laurel]

Yeah but like don't they literally steal sunlight because they want it to disappear in the future so that the bad moon can rule

[rose thorn]

true

[queen laurel]

Yes so them trying to apparently steal it's power so they can get rid of it by stealing its power isn't that outrageous

[south gorge]

Like the bounder squiggs or manglers or whatever they’re called. Honestly I just love how staccato or bouncy the whole faction feels.

[rose thorn]

my partner's gloomsptie gitz are obsessed with bananas that look like da bad moon because it was magically tainted by the bad moon's light

[south gorge]

These guys

[rose thorn]

i think ill be investing in spiders this edition lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah they're mangler squigs

[rose thorn]

i am planning to use the spider guys on the back of the big spider as shootas

because i hate the shootas models

[south gorge]

I’m torn between the wolves but I think I’m a squigg man for life…

[queen laurel]

I love destruction so much

[rose thorn]

why not both

[queen laurel]

Genuinely

The greatest collection of chaotic neutrals

[rose thorn]

i think with the 5th branch we will have mixed clans detachments

which would be wonderful

so instead of squig moon trogg and spiders

it will focus on a combined identity

[queen laurel]

Honestly i just want the separate iron jaws

BECAUSE IN ORDER WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT DWARVES

So why can't we have two warclans

For different tomes

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[rose thorn]

the orruk clans being stuck together worked when we had 3 branches

[celest dome]

3 Dwarves even

[rose thorn]

but now that we have 2 branches it doesnt really work anymore lol

[arctic talon]

Lol

It’s odd

[rose thorn]

ironjawz came out on top this time

[queen laurel]

Yeah but one of them nearly went extinct so

Eh

[rose thorn]

when big wagh didnt exist kruleboyz were the better of the two

[south gorge]

Uh real talk though a lot of the squigg units are really expensive to field and have really good synergies with each other so I don’t really like mixing and matching despite the fact that I like the aesthetic. Ideally I’d have trogg herds, wolves, and spoods.

[celest dome]

I think the issue/difference here is that the combined Dwarves were more successful than the Orruks were

[queen laurel]

Yeah like mags said it work when there was three

Because back then they were covering each other's weaknesses

Ironjawz it hard but they are slow

And so you can use the other warclans to cover for them

Now

It's only two and both of them work completely opposite

One relies on you being smart while the other one turns you to an armored steam roller

[rose thorn]

i think, haivng all of them would be good

but like

oh tahts hard

when we get a peek into the battletome

it will really depend

when it gets posted ill check if you wanna hard pivot to a spceific clan or if you want a spread list

[south gorge]

That’d be cool! Thank you. I think may also just be preferable to the little meatball Dinos because they’re familiar to me as a 40k Ork player.

[rose thorn]

i have a feeling squigs will piviot into being better damage since we have a more consistant cav part of the army

you use to bring 1 unit of spider riders when ever you brought skaggrot

[south gorge]

That’s basically what I used squiggs for anyways!
A cav unit

I had a bunch of herds that I would just use to zerg rush

Oh and also the like artillery one I forgor the name

[rose thorn]

the FW model?

or the uh

new one

let me check the app

[celest dome]

The one with the Flying goblin ?

Or the Spitting Squig

[rose thorn]

or the spider

[celest dome]

Araknock

[south gorge]

I was gonna call it a globba

But he’s a gobba

[rose thorn]

that one

god that model

[south gorge]

I don’t know the model just has so much character to it I love them.

[rose thorn]

is so old

its nto old it just looks old

[south gorge]

It is 💀

[rose thorn]

also crazy that old world stole the loose tit swamp troggoth but not the normal ones

they took this

but not this

old world has its priorities

[south gorge]

Men of immaculate taste.

[rose thorn]

i really think they should have taken both tbh lmao

[celest dome]

The Troll Shaman had a clear difference in what they could use it for

[south gorge]

I’m definitely preferable to the mushroom variant.

[celest dome]

While the normal Swamp ones not as much

[south gorge]

I just realized he’s squeezing a frog

[rose thorn]

its his friend :3

(he throws it)

[soft thunder]

what symbol is on these crates

[shadow plover]

I always thought it was departmento munitorum but now that I see it closer up the inner icon is different

[south gorge]

The yellow one or the inqusitorial rosette looking thing?

[soft thunder]

the yellow one is just bullets lol. I thought teh white was imperial navy at first before double checking. It's not

[storm jungle]

its an older sigil

i saw it before, hold on

[south gorge]

Yea was gonna say I think it's just saying its ammo lol

[soft thunder]

Also idk if the departo munitorum has a symbol. The fandom just used the adeptus administratum symbol

which is guess is technically correct

[storm jungle]

yeah it is, they are a sub-branch technically

[static wren]

hell I only just realised thats sm2

[arctic talon]

I own these boxes

💀

except I painted mine grey

[celest dome]

Close but not it

[soft thunder]

Also speaking of imperial navy, that one augmetics-themed rotation's legs is from Rogue Trader: Battlefleet Koronus, pg. 70

more or less. Think I've seen the legs in actual minis too but idk

[storm jungle]

oh my god im going crazy

I SAW this symbol somewhere

[celest dome]

Going ?

[spring cairn]

it's the pokeball packaging division of the ministorum obviously

[south gorge]

It's definitely not this one

[storm jungle]

nah its not

thats Administratum

I got my own chart

its not on here, it has to be an older symbol variant

[winter vessel]

Finding that one symbol:

[storm jungle]

^

Im gonna fucking find it

[south gorge]

I think it's just a scrunkly Navy sigil

[rose thorn]

Oh isn’t this the knight with psyker shit

[sharp pollen]

made up symbol xdd xdd xdd

[rose thorn]

Or titan or what ever

[spring cairn]

yeah maybe it was during earlier stages of development and they just fucked up a navy sigil tbh

that seems likely

[storm jungle]

its not

all the logos in this game are PNGs

[shadow plover]

I believe it's the munistorum symbol, I'll go to sleep and Dil has found it somewhere by the time I wake up

[south gorge]

I think you may have replied to the wrong thing

[storm jungle]

its pre-existing logos

[static wren]

maybe specific to cadian regiments?

[storm jungle]

No its not

the "I" is always used for Adeptas

the logos in the game are also all copy pasted from pre-existing images

[celest dome]

This is the Cadian symbol

[storm jungle]

yeah that

[south gorge]

It's a house. To remind them both that they will never have one and that one blew their planet to sediment.

[winter vessel]

Skull house

[sharp pollen]

💀 🏠

[winter vessel]

Their home is dead

There we go

[rose thorn]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/4/4c/Warlord-Sinister-class_Psi-Titan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200207221411

?

[winter vessel]

Psy-TITAN!

[storm jungle]

Its not.

[rose thorn]

Oh my bad

[storm jungle]

Death

[soft thunder]

speaking of obscure BS. The symbols on the SM2 secret level Blur animation only has tzeentch runes on the mutant priest's sleeping-pod

[south gorge]

It's the sigil of the administratum 😳

[rose thorn]

I love the lore is like “this is a CRIME against the imperium, this existing HORRIBLE”

[arctic talon]

I asked in another server

[rose thorn]

And then the model is like

[arctic talon]

they too are being driven insane

I have spread the madness

[rose thorn]

[south gorge]

I hate knights but I like them as soon as they receive any modifications whatsoever.

[storm jungle]

yeah because its 100% an old symbol

i saw it before

[south gorge]

Like abominators I'm all for.

[storm jungle]

that central reticle-esque logo is on my memory

[arctic talon]

It almost looks like the navy one

[rose thorn]

This model is the chillest titan pose ever

[arctic talon]

but its not

because the navy is a fucking X

[south gorge]

I hate to say it but as far as big robots go the imperium has the least cool ones

[celest dome]

It's not in my file

[winter vessel]

They all got the hunchback of Notre Dame going on

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-elden-ring-frenzy-frenzy-flame-flame-of-frenzy-gif-25870095

[south gorge]

Literally, lmao. I fuck with the Gargants heavy though

[storm jungle]

the gargants being the most realistic form of big robots in this setting is even funnier

[celest dome]

I'm making the symbol on paint to try to do a reverse search

[arctic talon]

someone tried and got nothing

[celest dome]

same

[dusk patrol]

I think it’s just be a unique symbol made for the game tbh, not sure what it would represent

[winter vessel]

“I” for Inventory/items

[soft thunder]

Tought it'd be imperial navy, like the boxes Hadron's station had before the Unlocked and Loaded rework

[storm jungle]

Its not

[storm jungle]

Also its not

most of the Imperium branches in this game are all made from pre-existing PNGs

like straight from google

down to the imperfection effects

[dusk patrol]

That doesn’t made it wasn’t made for the game and hasn’t been seen before

[storm jungle]

I mean it wasnt

[dusk patrol]

Then where’s the symbol

[storm jungle]

im gonna find this and scream, ive 100% seen it before

[storm jungle]

On that rn lmao

its not a custom sigil

like, 40k symbols are my forte, this is not from the game

[dusk patrol]

Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t be surprised if it has a source but that doesn’t mean it isn’t original to the game, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it before too but that doesn’t mean I have

[storm jungle]

Its not original to the game

[storm jungle]

im gonna die on this hill because ive seen it before

[dusk patrol]

Once someone actually finds the source then sure

[storm jungle]

yeah yeah shut up

https://tenor.com/view/searching-for-something-lidia-bennett-jennifer-finnigan-moonshine-307-gif-1822505518379460560

[spring cairn]

🫵

start digging

[dusk patrol]

It’s probably in Only War if it’s anywhere

[storm jungle]

Already halfway in

[spring cairn]

we don't pay you nothing for nothing

[dusk patrol]

I’m at work rn so I’m not gonna look stuff up

[storm jungle]

its from a mid 2000's rulebook

because it has the "imperfect" symbol effect around it

lots of chipped bits

i swear to god i saw it in a navy section or something

https://tenor.com/view/venom-scream-pain-gif-10034820162071346400

anyway im going back to digging

[arctic talon]

is this cultural appropriation from noxus/j

[winter vessel]

Looking like SpongeBob trying trying to find his name tag in the dumpster

[storm jungle]

literally

[soft thunder]

Also ya munitorum scrubs do indeed use the administrum symbol they are a sub department of

[languid meadow]

I kept looking and couldn't find it, it's a fruitless search that will only end in madness

[spring cairn]

dilara can't get any madder so it's ok

[winter vessel]

The episode that really solidified my hatred of em

[storm jungle]

Im not even mad tho

im just crazy

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[winter vessel]

Think they meant that kind of “mad”

[storm jungle]

Okay i got a bozo friend of mine to post it on r*ddit

now its not my problem anymore, im gonna go make a sandwich, mmmm

maybe once i come back in an hour theres gonna be a result

[languid meadow]

like a true foreman

[storm jungle]

Literally

[winter vessel]

but they never did post the picture on Reddit. Despite Dilara’s commitment of finding the source, she would never find closure-Morgan Freeman voice

[rocky gale]

Refusing to directly interact with Reddit is a smart move

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside its posted but i expect most of the replies to me the same as here

"Nuh uh its navy"

"Nuh uh its administratum"

[arctic talon]

No its not

I will hit myself with a bat

[storm jungle]

Yeah I know thats the funny part

[arctic talon]

until the truth is revealed

[storm jungle]

Same

anyway sandwich time for real

[dusk patrol]

Why?

I thought we were looking for the source

[storm jungle]

Someone might know?

literally the only reason

lol

[dusk patrol]

As I said

[storm jungle]

As I also said

im gonna find it one way or the other

[dusk patrol]

Deluge of “it’s the inquisition/muntitorum/administratum/navy” comments incoming

[storm jungle]

I said that above

read bitch

[dusk patrol]

I did

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I don’t acknowledge your jokes

Anyways it’s the navy obviously

[storm jungle]

You just did

malfunctioning tinbrain i swear

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autistic-raiseasuilen-bandori-chu2-gif-22547672

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-gif-24812664

[south gorge]

It’s ok this is my personal hell too. I just like watching other Dante’s run the inferno :).

[storm jungle]

Alright

Sandwich ate and I also found it after scrolling down google while munching

@soft thunder @arctic talon @south gorge

Its indeed the Munitorum logo, apparently nobody just ever properly posted an online PNG of it lol

[arctic talon]

WHAT THE FUCK

HUH

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

THE MOST RANDOM RESULT

Fucking GW

[languid meadow]

Huh it's actually real

[south gorge]

[storm jungle]

Told yall

you cant beat my autism at iconography

[south gorge]

Autism triumphs over the warhammer wiki once again.

[storm jungle]

Aged like milk btw

[storm jungle]

Now I can die happy

aka go finish making another character sheet

[south gorge]

Cosy up in a nice 25lbs blanket.

[dusk patrol]

So I was right

It was munitorum

[south gorge]

Sit by the electronic fire that doesn’t make noise.

[storm jungle]

We said that way before so no

[dusk patrol]

So you were wrong?

[south gorge]

Shit all fires are electronic fires

[dusk patrol]

It’s not munitorum?

[storm jungle]

What

[winter vessel]

Here we go again cracks a can of beer

[storm jungle]

Nah, im not even gonna entertain this

guy literally argues against me then goes "i said it before"

pass

[dusk patrol]

I said it was probably a munitorum symbol

So I was right

[crystal forum]

why are they recycling the inquisitor I

[winter vessel]

uncracks can

[storm jungle]

Every imperial branch uses the "I" symbol

[crystal forum]

wait fucking seriously?

[storm jungle]

Yes?

how do you not know this

[crystal forum]

why does the inquisitor I get so much sway then if it could be mistaken for a clerk

[winter vessel]

It stands for “Inept” because damn they keep screwing up a lot of things

[dusk patrol]

Almost every but yeah

[soft thunder]

So what's that called? gonna through up on the lex lol

[storm jungle]

Munitorum

its barely used

[crystal forum]

how have i not noticed this before

[storm jungle]

look at what I had to dig up to find it

[storm jungle]

Also this is all you said, so stop with the crap lol

[crystal forum]

sooo custodes icon is based on malcador's sigil

[storm jungle]

literally gotta argue with me on everything

[winter vessel]

slams head on desk

[storm jungle]

LOL

[dusk patrol]

Surely I didn’t qualify that statement

[storm jungle]

Uhuh

[languid meadow]

Reverse flash levels of hater you wouldn't get it

[storm jungle]

Honestly yeah

mfer going "I said it first so im right"

I CANT DO THIS CHIEF....

anyway i also cannot believe these no online PNG of this logo

actually insane

[crystal forum]

this reminded me of eternal

"no one asked you"

[storm jungle]

its up there with

"i dont care"

cares

[winter vessel]

remembers his SM2 rant

[storm jungle]

Oh man that was the worst

Im not gonna touch it

[dusk patrol]

I said it was probably munitorum, I also said it’s possible it didn’t exist before. I didn’t make any hard statements either way.

[crystal forum]

shifting the goal posts now

[dusk patrol]

No just you know

Saying what I said

[languid meadow]

I mean it's 40k so shifting the goal posts is the whole setting

[south gorge]

Nurgle was offended.

[dusk patrol]

Believe it or not

Making multiple theories is ok

[storm jungle]

It happens a lot

[storm jungle]

its more like

[south gorge]

No way dialectics in #40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

you being just a dickhead to be all "im right"

its also okay to not just be so hostile and have fun with the thing without being so confrontational

[dusk patrol]

No I’m being silly with the “I’m right” thing, I was just throwing random stuff out

[storm jungle]

Uhuh.

[winter vessel]

now they’re being silly

[storm jungle]

Im waiting for the articulate turnaround

[static wren]

yooo I think I found it- aw nvm

[south gorge]

It seemed tongue and cheek from both parties to me I hate the Internet

[dusk patrol]

I said what I said, you’re the one who wanted to make it a thing that “I’m wrong” and making it weird

[storm jungle]

You were the one pushing it with the "nuh uh" reactions though.

[crystal forum]

i tried looking for a munitorum icon but all i found was this

[dusk patrol]

I literally just said it might not be a thing from before

[storm jungle]

Ugh, yeah sure

[south gorge]

That’s the Tau one, silly!

[dusk patrol]

That’s what I said

Literally

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-greater-good-incredibles-gif-5438408

[celest dome]

||Tau aren't even the most communist like faction 💀||

[storm jungle]

Literally literally.

[crystal forum]

the greater good is when the government does stuff

[storm jungle]

so never?

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-you-sit-on-a-throne-of-true-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-yeah-science-gif-14574119705287149331

[winter vessel]

“Greater good I am your…WIFE! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get”-the Gue’vesa

[tall plinth]

Are there different accents within high gothic

[crystal forum]

yes

[south gorge]

I think there is a “Necromunda” accent.

[dusk patrol]

There’s different dialects

[south gorge]

To my knowledge like they have an accent.

[dusk patrol]

Oh wait

High gothic

[crystal forum]

accents for sure

[dusk patrol]

Uh, probably accents yeah

Dialects idk, but accents definitely show through

[storm jungle]

High gothic is basically an alien language to us but its a mix of latin and some other old earth languages.

[crystal forum]

you see a ton in eisenhorn

[dusk patrol]

Low gothic is where it gets all wacky and varied

[storm jungle]

40k does like

a horrible job of establish in-universe language

its why most people just headcannon low-gothic as english

[dusk patrol]

They’re mostly speaking low gothic though probably

[winter vessel]

Nah they be speaking Mandarin, lol

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah that too

[south gorge]

At least in the Forgotten Realms common is just basically English.

[dusk patrol]

Low gothic is wildly varied, I thinnk its been described as a mix of English mandarin and Spanish

[crystal forum]

dan abnet will use old english sometimes like not even any sci fi elements

[dusk patrol]

Well yeah they’re writing for us

[crystal forum]

straight up medieval english

[dusk patrol]

No ones actually speaking this shit

[south gorge]

Think of it like when they translate speech in books to English.

[winter vessel]

And then they start speaking Mando’a

[south gorge]

Like the snake people aren’t suddenly switching from snake language.

[storm jungle]

It sall translated yeah

but like

[dusk patrol]

It’s a hand wave to have everyone be able to talk mostly

[storm jungle]

i very much just suggest to headcannon everyone speaks english mixed with planetary dialect

[south gorge]

The perceiver just understands the language, and you as the perceiver understand (probably) English.

[storm jungle]

the setting doesnt really bother to explore it that much

so its not worth the effort i agree