40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Fuck sakes

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

this scene gets me every time 💀

[winter vessel]

I found this on reddit months ago

[storm jungle]

yeah it was on the first release of the episode

its great

[spare osprey]

Space marine proton pack bitch

[winter vessel]

"your hands? MY PLEASURE"

[storm jungle]

DAOT ahh

[spare osprey]

Literally

[dusk patrol]

Salamanders in lore:

Salamanders in memes:

[storm jungle]

Silence you are also like the peak form of a DA fan so never change

[spare osprey]

I sat down on a boring night, and came up with the most random shit

[dusk patrol]

Wait reverse it

[spare osprey]

I had the idea of like

A Medusa bomb

[dusk patrol]

There we go

[arctic talon]

I will send you to hell

LOL

[spare osprey]

But then,

I was like

[winter vessel]

Its just so funny. Sakan could just kill em quickly. But he takes the time and courtesy to break the Krieger's hands and then hooks him

[spare osprey]

“Y’know what’s even more metal than turning dudes into stone?”

[crystal forum]

he's using the kid as a shield

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

“Turning them into bone!”

[storm jungle]

Eternal when i tell him greek mythology exists

[spare osprey]

I have made ossification bombs

[storm jungle]

honestly sounds good enough

needlessly dumb and cruel

[arctic talon]

Drukhari reference

[storm jungle]

fitting for DA weapons

[spare osprey]

I also

Made a stick

[arctic talon]

I forgot which drukhari gun

[storm jungle]

also before i forget I think what i liked about the series was like Sakan really does try his best but in the end the moment the civillians leave his sight they all die, its actually a great bit of realist writing

[arctic talon]

makes you have like

super bone cancer

[spare osprey]

I mean this in the literal sense btw

[arctic talon]

that makes you grow a bunch of bone growths

[spare osprey]

Like yoda stick

It’ll be a pyskers force weapon

[winter vessel]

all i learned about greek mythology is that the gods are assholes. I don't care if you watched "Hercules" growing up, I'm siding with the bald albino with a red tatoo on his body.

[storm jungle]

also Zeus doesnt know what the word "consent" means

[dusk patrol]

sounds fake

[arctic talon]

I don't think the Gods in Greek Mythology in general did

I'm gona be honest here

[dusk patrol]

What, do they turn into swans and fuck women?

Hahaha

haha

ha

[storm jungle]

Furry ahh-

[crystal forum]

i prefer not learning greek mythology so i'm actually caught off guard by modern sci fi settings reusing the same fucking greek mythology forever

[spare osprey]

I made a whole list lol

[arctic talon]

Literal golden rain

is one of them iirc

[storm jungle]

Lmaooo

i love the reference use

thats great

[spare osprey]

[crystal forum]

is that the silence from doctor who?

[winter vessel]

the best cuscene from the early god of war games was when it showed Zeus as an infant and Cronos comes in. I say that because when i watched my cousins play it, one of em went "so how did it fit in without killin her?"

[spare osprey]

Mhmmm

[crystal forum]

yay

i recognized it

[dusk patrol]

Greek Mythology be like:

Some innocent girl, minding her business

https://tenor.com/view/zeus-disney-gif-27516224

[storm jungle]

literally

shoving that bolt right up her a-

[spare osprey]

TURN HER INTO A SPIDER

[crystal forum]

she's TOO PRETTY

[storm jungle]

haha stupid bitch

[crystal forum]

HOW DARE

[storm jungle]

get stoned

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/luce-throwing-stone-luce-throwing-stones-throwing-rocks-throwing-rock-gif-8289221401342069099

[winter vessel]

mortal women minding their business the gods: "Bring me that ASS!"

[spare osprey]

Ayo this bitch yearns for a selfish man

Make her an echo

[arctic talon]

Nagash ass punishment

[celest dome]

Ogryn Saint

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

also greek gods casually creating existential horror with sisyphus and prometheus

wanna get your liver forever eaten?

dont piss off the gods

[storm jungle]

i legit wonder what was the matter with the people writing this shit

[spare osprey]

I fuckin LOVE Prometheus, that guy didn’t die for my sins

He’s getting his liver eaten so I can cook steak

[storm jungle]

Prometheus?

pretty mid movie

oh wait-

[crystal forum]

probably started tame and got embellished over the recounters

[winter vessel]

the art of running in a straight line

[umbral kraken]

gotta make them threatening and scary or else people won't care much to believe in them i guess

[spare osprey]

I honestly love it, same with Old Testament god

These guys are assholes

I mean hell

You’re gonna punish me just to prove to satan I’ll keep worshipping you? Go off king

[crystal forum]

old testament god be like: if i see a single one of you motherFUCKERS boil a sheep in its mother's milk i will send you STRAIGHT to hell

[arctic talon]

[spare osprey]

Fuckin Job

Poor bastard

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is either that

or making demonic elements in old myth stuff the most horny shit possible to "desuade" people

wow im sure that works

[winter vessel]

book of Job. honestly one of the most impactful study i've had when learning my scriptures

[arctic talon]

if you're horny a demon will come at night and have sex with you and steal your soul

or something idfk

I'm not Christian

[winter vessel]

incubus. "i'm going to sit on you when you fall asleep"

[crystal forum]

where's the catch

[winter vessel]

ergo. Sleep paralysis

haha. a friend of mine got back to me. saying "I watched the Ultramarines Warhammer 40,000 movie on youtube, so good."

[storm jungle]

its warhammer history

pay your respects

🫵

[winter vessel]

I found bionicle's animation more appealing

[viral halo]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Every time i see them

i can hear his voice in the back of my hand

"Dont care"

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[viral halo]

Every person I know that is really into slaneesh is a freak irl

[storm jungle]

Same

[humble shoal]

Tbf old school demons are not sexy

[winter vessel]

I mean what else is new

[humble shoal]

Closer to spirits

[viral halo]

if you're getting it through a glory hole it's all the same

[humble shoal]

The catholic shaped glory hole

[viral halo]

Still don't understand why in the beowulf movie they made grendel's mom a BADDIE

[winter vessel]

Also just because I have it: takes hands

[storm jungle]

it depends

[hasty coral]

IF a great old one were to be summoned

What realistically would the inquisition do to solve it?

[storm jungle]

sometimes "demons" in the eye of people are like

[hasty coral]

Like what in their arsenal?

[storm jungle]

hot twunk with wings

[storm jungle]

Great Unclean One you mean?

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-nurgling-pooping-gif-24684196

[hasty coral]

YEAH lmao

[storm jungle]

[hasty coral]

Oh Christ not that animation

💀

[storm jungle]

its lore accurate

[winter vessel]

The good ol Starbucks coffee effect

[storm jungle]

EXTREME heavy ordnance

[hasty coral]

No but seriously what WOULD the inquisition do?

[storm jungle]

like when a greater daemon is on the field its fucked

[hasty coral]

Such as?

[humble shoal]

Send in the grey knights

[storm jungle]

Artillery, bombardments, exterminatus or that yeah

[hasty coral]

Like I think we are getting into act 3 of the story

[storm jungle]

its either Grey Knights or a solo squad of special characters

[humble shoal]

Deploy cullexes

[hasty coral]

With the three

[winter vessel]

The lion the witch and the wardrobe

I see

[hasty coral]

Act 1 was pre Wolfer and twins
Act 2 was post Wolfer and twins
Act 3 is upcoming

“The Three must meet”

That has to be HUGE

[dusk patrol]

Gentlemen, it is with much gladness I say that I am now allowed to say I didn't care for Good Omens Seasons 2 now that Gaiman has been outed for being a terrible sexual abuser.

Truly, a win for us all.

[storm jungle]

Gaiman?

[hasty coral]

Also is Rannuck incompetent?

[dusk patrol]

Neil Gaiman yeah hes uh

[storm jungle]

Rannick?

[humble shoal]

American gods tv show sucked anus

[dusk patrol]

Some bad stuff

[hasty coral]

FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

BASTARD

[humble shoal]

Ive said it before the allegations though

[storm jungle]

EVERY TIME man 💀

[dusk patrol]

https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.vulture.com/article/neil-gaiman-allegations-controversy-amanda-palmer-sandman-madoc.html\

Stuff with his kid too

[hasty coral]

No but fr wtf is he doing?

Oh damn chaos shit is BAD bad and shouldn’t be underestimated?

[dusk patrol]

Its very fucked

[hasty coral]

Is he stupid?

[winter vessel]

Something to Do with Rinda being center staged again. As she is effectively the Admonition’s Herald

[hasty coral]

Even our rejects know chaos is BAD

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but Good Omens Season 2 had a weird thing where people got mad if you said it wasn't needed and wasn't as good.

Anyways now hes a rapist so its ok.

[hasty coral]

Rannick stupid or something?

[dusk patrol]

Truly, a win for me.

[hasty coral]

Like does Rannick not know about the seriousness of Chaos?

Like the only thing as bad as that is what?

Tyranids?

[storm jungle]

He does

the problem is hes too arrogant for his station

which is literally what all Interrogators usually do

[hasty coral]

It’s CHAOS

HELL

[humble shoal]

Hes hereticus

[hasty coral]

I agree that Zola seemed obsessed with Wolfer

[humble shoal]

Too focused on the politics

[hasty coral]

While in retrospect she was right ish

[humble shoal]

Nah she was outta line

[hasty coral]

But even still it’s CHAOS

[humble shoal]

And poisoned research into wolfer

[hasty coral]

You need ALL hands on deck

[humble shoal]

Might also add, low level cults are expected

[storm jungle]

^

[humble shoal]

Giant green tornado is not edpected

[storm jungle]

also one of the big points people raised during the first two years of the game was like uh

how its always "Moebians this" and "Moebians that"

[humble shoal]

Basically he goes "oh crap these guys actually know what they are doing"

[storm jungle]

the Cult was always assumed as some maniac rabble the traitor guard utilized

[dusk patrol]

Why doesn't he Moebian some bitches

[storm jungle]

Because they are Nurglites

duh

[hasty coral]

So they thought the Moebians were the head honcho?

[storm jungle]

Yeah pretty much

[humble shoal]

Yup

[storm jungle]

they publicly outright started the insurrection

[hasty coral]

I guess that makes sense

[humble shoal]

Admonitions was sorta hidden

And were the vamguard

[hasty coral]

They didn’t realize the Moebians were actually the minions

Of something worse

[storm jungle]

Yeah it was assumed they are just "supporters" of the moebians or people that rose up to assist them

[humble shoal]

Most of the pr for the traitors was the 6th

[winter vessel]

And after all that. Wolfer be thinking: “damn I should’ve killed that sonuvabitch across the cell from me”

“My captain. A second rock has hit the plague Ogryn”

“FUUUU”

[hasty coral]

Ogryns that are slightly more intelligent and skilled then average

God save us

[celest dome]

Rannick (and Grendyl) came to the situation without knowning much

[hasty coral]

How high up IS Grendyl?

[celest dome]

Mostly due to the gouvernor and the other Noble downplaying and aiding in some part the Chaos cultists

[celest dome]

Grendyl is an Inquisitor

[hasty coral]

Isn’t Rannick as well?

[celest dome]

Explicator

[winter vessel]

Interrogator*

[celest dome]

Right

Interrogator are Inquisitor in training

[hasty coral]

So only Grendyl is a fully fledged inquisitor?

[celest dome]

Explicator are Interrogator in training

[hasty coral]

Wow that’s a LOT of ranks to climb up.

[winter vessel]

Yes. Even If were seasoned members of the warband now. Acolytes are on the low end typically

[storm jungle]

yeah basically if Grendyl is Vader we are the random Stormtroopers lol

(minus being able to aim)

[crystal forum]

we're not even stormtroopers we're the shitty regular imperial army that never gets depicted

[storm jungle]

We are way above that

at this point in the plot we are an elite kill-team

[celest dome]

So taking out Brahm and Hallowette, who are Rogue Trader side.
You have:
Grendyl (Inquisitor)
Rannick and that table top one (Interogator)
Zola (Explicator), Morrow (Prime), Melk (Prime or possibly Legate)
Then Hestia, Hadron and Brunt as ascertained Acolytes

[crystal forum]

imagine my shock when i learned that there's units worse than stormtroopers

[storm jungle]

yeah like Scout Troopers

[crystal forum]

no like an actual army

[storm jungle]

your entire job is to ram into a tree and explode

oh lol

[crystal forum]

apparently stormtroopers arent even the army

the army is depicted in a show i dont remember

[winter vessel]

Andor

That or the movie Solo

[storm jungle]

^

both

[crystal forum]

it has michael rooker

i think

[celest dome]

If we want to consider Inquisition books, we're not the acolyte we see that surround the Inquisitor, we're the nameless mooks that were sent month before the Inquisitor goes in a place to probe the situation out

[crystal forum]

some bald actor

[storm jungle]

"some bald actor" is crazy

😭

[static wren]

woody harrelson?

[winter vessel]

Honestly being in an Inquisitor’s retinue’s probably a better standard of living(if not more risk taking) imo. Well depending on the Inquisitor

[crystal forum]

whatever man i dont watch star wars slop

[celest dome]

You're also incuring a lot of risks

[storm jungle]

You better start believing in slop universes Jay

YOU'RE IN ONE

🫵

[static wren]

[celest dome]

It's like being in teh SAS, sure you're treated much better than normal soldiers, but the missions you're sent on are much more difficult

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Also true yeah

[crystal forum]

i tried watching the andor clip and got an AI generated ad for cock pills

[storm jungle]

LOL

[winter vessel]

I love watching Rogue Heroes

[storm jungle]

Andor is legit peak tho

[static wren]

cookies

[storm jungle]

jokes aside

[crystal forum]

this is why i pay for youtube premium

[static wren]

it was peak cause it was barely star wars

[outer wave]

Ad blocker

[crystal forum]

phone

[storm jungle]

Ad blocker

[outer wave]

Revanced

[crystal forum]

iphone

[storm jungle]

Ad blocker

[outer wave]

Revanced

[winter vessel]

Disney after seeing the appreciation of “Andor”: “this effort is no longer…PROFITABLE”

[sly ivy]

Of course u had this gif ready

[storm jungle]

i didnt even ahve it ready

its the top result in "nurgle"

its so fucking good

[spring cairn]

a broken cock something something

[storm jungle]

literally

cant wait for S2 to be terrible

i love everything i care for being ruined!!!

😵‍💫

[crystal forum]

those imperial army scenes are 40k

can't tell me otherwise

[static wren]

I lost a lot of sleep being hyped for arcane s2

[storm jungle]

same

the problem is i was only checking out by like

the last 30m of EP10

[static wren]

it wasnt worth it

[storm jungle]

and even then i was like

"wow this is kinda ass"

amazing visuals show up

"DAMN IT"

[crystal forum]

this is why i dont watch shows until they have at least 2 seasons

im waiting on the fallout show

[storm jungle]

bad news you keep this up and you arent getting a Season 2

[crystal forum]

hey that means i dont watch stuff that will never get an ending

[storm jungle]

damn it

[sly ivy]

I really liked sandman and also some allegations against v famous people are legit bullshit

But uh

It’s not lookin good is it

[dusk patrol]

Its been pretty verified it seems

[celest dome]

Yup

[dusk patrol]

Thats why so many places are reporting it now, its been known for like

A year or so

But its only now been verified more.

[storm jungle]

famous person not be a pedophile challenge

like FOR ONCE

I wish they did a "bad" crime thats actually understandable

like money laundering

lol

[crystal forum]

they do it but it doesnt get media attention

[storm jungle]

actually sorry im joking FBI agent watching this channel dont arrest me

[static wren]

squid game actor did weed twice when he was 16, KILL THEM

[crystal forum]

just start a crypto coin to launder money these days

so easy

[sly ivy]

It’s also believable bc like people love Gaiman

[crystal forum]

legit that's how koreans are

you cant make this shit up

[sly ivy]

And there are some people notably Elon whom like 40% of Americans hate more than Satan but he’s so fucking autistic the only sex allegations they can muster are that flight attendant and that he is gross in group chat at work.

[crystal forum]

like imagine being told it's illegal to do something in a foreign fucking country

[sly ivy]

So yeah I tend to believe the Gaiman shit which just why

Just why.

He’s also getting divorced from Amanda Palmer.

[crystal forum]

korean government is 1984

fuck them

[dusk patrol]

Amanada Palmer was also complicit in a lot of this shit based off reports.

[sly ivy]

Oh really

[dusk patrol]

Its some fucked up stuff.

[sly ivy]

😦

Man

Man.

[crystal forum]

elon musk is a terrible father which is already enough for me

[dusk patrol]

Also him having girls drink his pee in front of his six year old son.

[sly ivy]

Well sure I was making a specific point about why the Gaiman accusations stand out

[dusk patrol]

Musk is weird and the womens he been with and his breeder fetish thing are weird too.

[crystal forum]

try to find a billionaire wikipedia page that doesnt have an extensive "married" list

[dusk patrol]

But its just that, kinda weird nothing else.

[crystal forum]

scumbags the lot of them

[sly ivy]

The Gaiman thing bums me out

[rose thorn]

Huh?!

[dusk patrol]

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg.

[sly ivy]

It is in fact possible to be very famous and not creepy

And make

Male

[dusk patrol]

Granted, most of those got divorced or are.

[sly ivy]

Eg idk Obama

[dusk patrol]

But hey

[sly ivy]

Creepily skinny maybe but

Deeply uncreepy guy

[dusk patrol]

Bezos I really don't get, it would be less weird to me if he was just dating some like 20-30 year old supermodel.

[static wren]

being charismatic is helpful when you are convincing people to bomb others

but he seems cool

[dusk patrol]

Anyways

[crystal forum]

i'll give you warren buffet since he's a widower

[static wren]

anyways

[sly ivy]

🇺🇸 that’s just part of our export strat bro

[storm jungle]

lets segway into Tau

so about those drones-

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

[sly ivy]

Yeah Zuck is very uncreepy

[crystal forum]

i have never met jeff bezos but he seems like an asshole and he doesn't even pretend

[sly ivy]

Bezos gives off yacht guy vibes

I like his rockets tho

[storm jungle]

He is tbh.

[hallow saddle]

I mean Beff Jezos had a huge split with with ex wife and now goes around with a way younger model so

[dusk patrol]

Me reading Elemental Council where a squad of marines and one assassins' cause tons of havoc on one world, and then the Ethereal says they're gonna go for Ultramar for sure fam frfr no cap.

[sly ivy]

I give many passes to people who help people make spaceships

It’s my toxic trait

[dusk patrol]

I do admire the confidence.

[arctic talon]

Jeff Bezos doesn’t hide that he’s a piece of shit

[dusk patrol]

I just wish he'd date someone hot

[sly ivy]

He is a total yacht guy. Amazon is pretty great tho ngl

[dusk patrol]

I don't get it

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

somebody pointed out the way he acts in public to me and i can't unsee it. notice how he's always laughing at the smallest joke like he's been told the funniest shit ever. he loves to act like he's in the in group that we just will never see

[spare osprey]

Imma keep it 100

[dusk patrol]

Like it almost humanizes him more that hes with her to me lol.

[spare osprey]

I walked out with 3 more kits

[dusk patrol]

Cause what the fuck

[storm jungle]

its like Mr Beast

[spare osprey]

And I’m now a part of their rewards program

I think I blacked out

[arctic talon]

Mr. beast’s eyes are insanely creepy to me

I’m ngl

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^

like

[arctic talon]

Like they’ve always been insanely creepy

[storm jungle]

for the love of god, this face

[crystal forum]

im betting this is just what happens when everybody treats you like a living deity

[arctic talon]

It’s like there’s nothing behind them

[storm jungle]

i think a friend of mine said it best

[arctic talon]

Lol

[sly ivy]

Rip

[storm jungle]

"Hes smiling without smiling."

genuinely creepy

[static wren]

does he know hes doing that

or is it his brand

[arctic talon]

Idk

[sly ivy]

Oh no

[dusk patrol]

My thing is, I don't like to call that out cause some people just be like that

[arctic talon]

But his eyes creep me out

And always have

[sly ivy]

that is a facial expression

[spare osprey]

None of them are for the same army either

[crystal forum]

i dont think bezos is creepy but he 100% thinks we're subhumans

[dusk patrol]

And it feels mean, like I know people who smile just like that

[storm jungle]

yeah like me

[arctic talon]

Yeah but now he’s a known prick I’ll set him on fire

Lol

[sly ivy]

One must always consider autism

[storm jungle]

100%

[arctic talon]

He always gave me horrific vibes

I’m ngl

[storm jungle]

Bezos is one of the few people who could make servitors a thing if he could

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but I mean people

[storm jungle]

he literally compared himself to Lex Luthor

[dusk patrol]

Not discord mods

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[sly ivy]

Oh yeah he and Sam Altman seem like potential posthumanists to me

[dusk patrol]

I just think Bezos doesn't give a fuck tbh

[arctic talon]

based for comparing himself with a literal super villain

I’m ngl

[sly ivy]

What did you get

Dish

[storm jungle]

I mean he doesnt

hes a rich prick

its why we are shooting the shit shittalking him

[sly ivy]

If I were rich I would be a prick

[storm jungle]

same

[crystal forum]

i'll be honest this is going to sound like the biggest cope but being a billionaire seems miserable. if i had the choice i'd rather be in between so i'm not constantly terrified of a foreign government kidnapping my family

[sly ivy]

Wait I mean if I were rich I would… be rich

Got the conditional covered

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-halo-starcat-gif-24823614

[spare osprey]

World eater Jakhals (I need the blood backpacks), necron Psychomancer, and a tzaangor Shaman

[sly ivy]

It probably is huge cope

But a lot of them do seem miserable

[storm jungle]

^

[sly ivy]

It’s prob cope

[storm jungle]

its only like

a small amount that are like that

[arctic talon]

Reminder that a billionaire is 1000 times richer then a millionaire lol

[storm jungle]

because they got actual human sympathy lol

[dusk patrol]

I would be a billionaire and I'd kidnap your family

[crystal forum]

hey if i could i'd take 500 millions. just anything under the billion mark

[storm jungle]

95% tho dont give a shit yes

[dusk patrol]

And make them watch the cringiest anime you've watched

[crystal forum]

i can retire and be rich with 500 millin

[arctic talon]

Easy

I’ve watched some serious cringe

[sly ivy]

This is true I’m not even a billionaire and he kidnapped mine

[crystal forum]

1 billion is "north korea wants to kill me" money

[sly ivy]

true story

[storm jungle]

LOL

[dusk patrol]

Kidnapping families is easy when they're imaginary.

[storm jungle]

Two marines

1 geneseed

[sly ivy]

[storm jungle]

🍨

[arctic talon]

Die

[storm jungle]

AA-

[sly ivy]

Real

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cola-cat-cola-explosion-luma-ai-gif-12441479630905084027

[crystal forum]

i'd buy so much furry art with a couple million

[spare osprey]

My super smash name is 2G1C. It’s a good convo starter

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/77176186148499456/1221682373834444923/catdemolyst.gif

[spring cairn]

I pray you never get rich

[sly ivy]

@storm jungle is keeper of the poop gifs apparently just waiting 4 it

[spare osprey]

Idk what I’m gonna do with the actual jakhals tho. Cause I literally only need the backpacks to put on my world eaters

[storm jungle]

they are pretty generic as far as cultists go

i got no idea why they didnt base them on the more badass ones on the codex cover

lol

[spare osprey]

Mhm

Fuckin

Axe face

[storm jungle]

its so fucking metal

[crystal forum]

pray harder

[arctic talon]

Which cultists

[storm jungle]

Jakhals

literally

[arctic talon]

Oh

[storm jungle]

gay porno man

give him chainsaw

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-driver-chad-driver-gif-26462562

[storm jungle]

also they got stimm backpacks

wow!

insane!!!

[spring cairn]

coming to your house to stop this madness

[spare osprey]

This chick is living my dream life

[arctic talon]

It must suck getting through doors

[spare osprey]

Someone’s never watched the shining

[crystal forum]

good. i have several beers that need to be drunk

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shining-heres-johnny-jack-nicholson-gif-6035548

[arctic talon]

I’m talking about like

The door frame

[spare osprey]

I literally needed these just to say they’re blenders lol

[sly ivy]

Ur gonna leave in a fursuit

[spare osprey]

Just turn sideways.

That’s a little known fact

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[spare osprey]

Khorne worshipers become completely sane when entering door ways

[storm jungle]

You already have a griffon suit admit it

you empire of gaymen fanboy

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif

[sly ivy]

Twenty regiments of imperial handjobbers

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shcoked-gif-27654754

Crazy

[crystal forum]

i just read up elon musk's recent child's name and i completely glossed over it

[arctic talon]

no he's just got a collar around his neck and the griffon holds the leash

Okay sorry i'll stop

[crystal forum]

like it's not even remarkable

the guy can't phase me anymore

[hasty coral]

YOOOOOOOO😭

Diabolical work

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Imperial Griffon Rider is CRAZY

[hasty coral]

Bro is THE rider

[storm jungle]

tau techno?

[hasty coral]

😭

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[crystal forum]

like this is just normal

it's just elon trying to be funny

[storm jungle]

IS THAT SOMEONES NAME

[hasty coral]

This has to be bait

[storm jungle]

It has to be

this cannot be fucking real

I refuse

[crystal forum]

guy's it's elon musk this is not surprising

[dusk patrol]

Tau Techno is a good wrestler name

[storm jungle]

that i agree with

[dusk patrol]

He's setting his kids up right.

[arctic talon]

what did you mean by this

[hasty coral]

IT ISN’T

[storm jungle]

fuck me

[hasty coral]

IT’S REAL

[storm jungle]

i had enough internet for tonight

[arctic talon]

sorry

[dusk patrol]

Nevada is kinda dumb but its not the worst

[sly ivy]

Lmao I gotta respect the guy shitpoasts on life

[dusk patrol]

Kai is the worst one

Kai is a terrible name.

[sly ivy]

Kai is a

[crystal forum]

techno mechanicus is his name, tau for short

[sly ivy]

You hear me

[dusk patrol]

No middle name to offset it either.

[sly ivy]

Beat me

[arctic talon]

bro that kid is going to kill themselves

[sly ivy]

Literally the same sentence

[dusk patrol]

He's gonna rebel by being a Black Templars player.

[sly ivy]

His kids are gonna have so much money they will be fine once they figure their shit out

[dusk patrol]

"Shoot phase is for losers dad!"

[crystal forum]

elon's trans daughter which he still misgenders is prob getting close

[arctic talon]

guh

[spare osprey]

Oh my god it’s real

[arctic talon]

Kai is like

[storm jungle]

I liked how she made a statement to literally be like

[arctic talon]

such a common fucking name lol

[storm jungle]

"No the woke mind virus did not take me over."

[dusk patrol]

To the shame of many a dojo

[storm jungle]

Elon was reading too many mechanicus books....

[spare osprey]

I did have my doubts

[storm jungle]

Scrapcode makes you GAY

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567504633258311710/1297313285426774026/IMG_4726.gif

[sly ivy]

Sounds like something the mind virus would say

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

on the one hand i'm glad the world has enough irony to have one of his children be the thing he hates with a passion, on the other holy shit poor little girl

[storm jungle]

Yeah honestly

💀

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-the-grandmaster-what-if-oh-my-disney-gif-12858463818446495430

[storm jungle]

zesty ahh character

[spare osprey]

BY ODINS FADE

[arctic talon]

ASGARD IS HIS HOOD

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[sly ivy]

Let’s be honest that kid will also be fine. We should worry about ourselves when we’re the peon eternal underclass after the agi revolution

[arctic talon]

Miles being a mildly cool character

[sly ivy]

All we can do until then is play darktide

[arctic talon]

what if miles morales coming out

[sly ivy]

And goon

[arctic talon]

what did Marvel mean by this

[storm jungle]

too true

[dusk patrol]

What if Miles Morales had the exaggerated swagger of a Asgardian teen?

[storm jungle]

Goontide

[storm jungle]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

[arctic talon]

Do not call it that

[storm jungle]

DUAGH-

[arctic talon]

💀

[dusk patrol]

That reviewer had to private his social media for months after that and he deserved it

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

did they not have a single person

say "hey maybe this isn't a great idea"

[crystal forum]

wasn't the reviewer black

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

i remember the backlash being overblown tbh

[arctic talon]

You say this like you can't say racist shit about your own race still lol

Its just a weird thing to say

imo

[crystal forum]

it is

[dusk patrol]

Its just a really cringe line at best

[storm jungle]

also unrelated but still my favorite unintentionally funny scene from the game

[dusk patrol]

Reminded me of the verge PC build thing.

[sly ivy]

No one hates Indians more than other Indians ask me how I know

[arctic talon]

the way he falls over is hilarious

I'm ngl

[storm jungle]

its literally me coming home each day

[crystal forum]

indians when a sikh asks for equal representation

[storm jungle]

its the way his arms just flop

then his entire body

too relatable

[dusk patrol]

Bro only had to wear sleeves.

[storm jungle]

dumbass cultist

no wonder they explode when you slightly push them

[sly ivy]

We did fucking assassinate the first woman prime minister tbf

[dusk patrol]

Anyways the lesson here kids is, don't be like the Ultramarines and let potential deserters explain themselves, execute them and ask questions later.

I'm just kidding

You don't need to ask questions later

[storm jungle]

the best part is the IH would kill the guy before he even got to speak

"How did you know he was a heretic brother?"

"Wat."

[dusk patrol]

Then then explosion would go off and they'd look slightly more angry

[storm jungle]

its either that or if they had spot the cultist logo the IH that is in Chairon's place would just do this:

https://tenor.com/view/spy-kids-gif-5729716

"Something is off."

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[dusk patrol]

Unfortunately cultist, I spotted the Rubrics five miles away through ten buildings, idiot.

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

jarvis, disconnect his spinal corde in a violent manner

[humble shoal]

wonder if they wear capes on the battlefield

[crystal forum]

get it? iron man meme because iron hands

there's iron in the name

[crystal forum]

weaaaak

[dusk patrol]

Iron Hands when they get to the Necron ruins: "Magos Leuze, thats blackstone and if you reverse the polarity it will make the warp stronger. Don't flip that."

"Oh ok."

Game ends

[storm jungle]

Admech character using ancient tech for the good of the Imperium before it completely backfires moment my beloved

[dusk patrol]

I was really hoping it would just work

That would have been a nice twist

[storm jungle]

Yeah but alas need the final act

[dusk patrol]

He looks so happy

[storm jungle]

I love thta he also legit meant well

he wasnt like diabolical

then just gets ragdoll-zapped

[arctic talon]

good intentions pathed the path to hell

LOL

[storm jungle]

LOL

[arctic talon]

literally in this case

[storm jungle]

also Imurah literally saying like

"Lmao bro we trolled you since the beginning"

fucking kills him

[dusk patrol]

Mfw he got a direct order from Guilliman but no one thought to email Cawl "what is blackstone?"

[storm jungle]

yeah I WISH they kinda explained that part better

because its like 1 line and you go

[arctic talon]

tbf

[storm jungle]

"wait what is this huh i was taking a leak"

[arctic talon]

the Archmagos 100% knew imo

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

but yh

[storm jungle]

Oh no he did

[arctic talon]

HE DIED LOL

[storm jungle]

i meant like uh

us the players

[arctic talon]

Well

[storm jungle]

because i was 100% paying attention and didnt fully get the gman shit

[dusk patrol]

Theres some lines they throw out that like

[arctic talon]

The Gman shit is like

[dusk patrol]

I'm surprised because how much knowledge they need.

[arctic talon]

two lines max

lol

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Like whats his name being from Calth

[arctic talon]

the Archmagos absolutely knew what was going on imo

[dusk patrol]

Thats A LOT of prior knowledge needed to get what that means.

[arctic talon]

Luze didn't though

[storm jungle]

Pro tip

if you have trouble remember Chairons name

just remember it like this:

🪑on

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

a friend of mine did it and its stuck in my head

since its stupid af

[dusk patrol]

I'd have to remember that first

[storm jungle]

yeah the other is easy

Galadrielle

[dusk patrol]

I just remeber hes got a robit arm.

[storm jungle]

I MEAN

[spare osprey]

What about the other guy

[storm jungle]

Gadriel

[arctic talon]

Yassdriel

[spare osprey]

THAT’S HIS BAME

[arctic talon]

he slays

[spare osprey]

Name

[arctic talon]

okay sorry

[storm jungle]

I just remember him from Galadrielle

but Male

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-warhammer-space-marine-2-40000-gif-15996055907169469911

[spare osprey]

Dude I was actually blanking there

[storm jungle]

LOL

I dont blame you

the entire cast is generic

[dusk patrol]

I just remember him as Asian Model Marine

[storm jungle]

Same

i was like

"the fuck is the name of the sexy one"

[arctic talon]

the sexy asian UM

[spare osprey]

I shoulda remembered tho I got a friend on insta who fuckin fiends over him

Him and Caedo

[storm jungle]

of course they did

[spare osprey]

Mainly caedo

[storm jungle]

CAEDO?

Oh my god

[arctic talon]

Caedo's face is never shown off

[storm jungle]

💀

[spare osprey]

It’s an issue

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

that beak helmet aint gonna eat you out honey

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-bird-toy-gif-23203330

[arctic talon]

LOL

[humble shoal]

raven guard

[arctic talon]

people who think hadron is hot moment

[spare osprey]

Speak of the devil, posted to her story 1 minute ago

[arctic talon]

LOL

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYxOuHUpDI hadron

[arctic talon]

also there was this woman I forgot the name of who wrote Twilight 1 for 1 but its just genderswapped

[storm jungle]

people making her sexy is legit hilarious when she looks like this

[spare osprey]

Oh yeahhh

[dusk patrol]

Its the voice

[arctic talon]

Hag

[storm jungle]

oh yeah 100%

but holy fuck

shes an irradiated mess

[dusk patrol]

I can just turn her around smh

[arctic talon]

Why is her like

one hand super normal

[dusk patrol]

[humble shoal]

honestly surprised she is that fleshy

[spare osprey]

The mechandrite will do most of the work tbh

[storm jungle]

the funny part is its not even a texture error or whatever

[dapper gyro]

Humble man, living in an early 2nd millennium appartment.

[storm jungle]

theres meticulous work that goes into the models of this game

so its literally intentional that its THAT perfect

[humble shoal]

khabir made it for her

[arctic talon]

bro this is the shit thats coming out of her. Delete if its not okay Dilara

[spare osprey]

Not the banana extractor

[dusk patrol]

AWOOGA

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

AUGH-

[arctic talon]

Okay I'll stop LOL

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Anime is a mistake

[arctic talon]

if you want I can delete it

[storm jungle]

ive seen worse dont worry

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

nah its not really NSFW

its not a cock lol

[spare osprey]

🐓

[storm jungle]

almost anyway

[winter vessel]

This is a planetary govenor’s pleasure servitor you can’t tell me otherwise

[dapper gyro]

Hadron is like the only character with a somewhat fun sense of sarcasm in DarkTide.

[arctic talon]

Hadron is mean in a funny way

everyone else is just mean

LOL

oh also rannick

rannick is mean in a funny game

[storm jungle]

"Strike team. Violence, please, now."

[hasty coral]

The voice

It’s always the voice

Her VA sounds attractive tbf

[arctic talon]

goated quote tbh

[winter vessel]

Hadron is the aunt who is just mean but still thinks you’re tolerable.

[hasty coral]

But YEEEEAH

[winter vessel]

Kayex is the one who doesn’t outright take a jab at you, and is at the very least cordial when he speaks to you. But he’s the uncle that is just consistently high on drugs.

[hasty coral]

Mechanicus people are always gross

That’s kinda their whole thing

Techno organic horror

[arctic talon]

Kayex literally has dementia

[dapper gyro]

"What a ridiculous question." When he talks about Hadron spy servitors is just funny.

[hasty coral]

Kayex is just an average mechanicus person

[dapper gyro]

And accurate.

[arctic talon]

@hasty coral 💀

why didn't it send

[hasty coral]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[arctic talon]

there we go

[hasty coral]

[arctic talon]

I hope Kog'maw eats you in your sleep

smh

[hasty coral]

You like?

[arctic talon]

its really funny

lol

[hasty coral]

Best void doggy

I stole it from Drututt

Kayex is just like

Chilling

[winter vessel]

The chilling Enginseer

[hasty coral]

He is just like

That’s his job

He is prime Mechanicus

Speaks weird

Loves machines

Thinks everyone would be better as machines

We love him

He doesn’t know better

And yet he is still nicer then like everyone else

[dapper gyro]

At least Kayex is doing his job well.

Unlike the crew has to waste time to de-Hadron their equipments.

[winter vessel]

Sire Melk fits the grumpy grandpa vibe

[hasty coral]

I’m just saying Rannick and Morrow talk a lot of shit for people who definitely don’t have HALF the combat prowess of our rejects

Although normal ish humans doing the shit we do in missions definitely isn’t lore accurate

[arctic talon]

we're just built better on god

[hasty coral]

One really religious man kills 23 carapace armored Ogryns, 37 las gunners, and 2 beasts of nurgle

In the first 5 minutes of a mission

Morrow: PICK UP THE PACE LOSERS

[tough haven]

We just use space crack

[winter vessel]

I bet even if an aspect of the emperor of mankind is seeing us perform on Atoma Prime. He’s thinking “how tf are these guys still alive?”

[tough haven]

Again, space crack

[humble shoal]

stims

my zealot is on more drugs than the ragers

[tough haven]

The inquisition won’t keep hooking them up if they fail

[humble shoal]

my vet is the least fiending

[tough haven]

My psyker is 100% on a dangerously high dose of Spook at any given moment

[dapper gyro]

It is funny that the ogryn only needs the same amount of stim as regular human.

[tough haven]

It’s just that good

[hallow saddle]

Tbf we haven't seen Morrow in action I bet he's a beast with real main character energy

Like his escapades in the past seem like he'd have been the main char

[sour hornet]

It's Skyrim quest giver problem all over again

reject snark is par for the course, but it gets old after awhile

it gets very old after the reject in question has havoc missions under their belt

like who do you think you're talking to?

[crystal forum]

honestly i think he's just a boomer at this point

like he can barely run anymore without getting winded

he gives off that energy

why is there calgar hands in this server

[vagrant fox]

so you can hold hands

[crystal forum]

can you imagine the dap you could do with these mitts

it would break the sound barrier

[vagrant fox]

The idea of breaking the sound barrier makes me crave canada cakes

[sly ivy]

Well boys we’ve covered a lot of ground in lore chat today

[dapper gyro]

And we should keep going.

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/0JhV0qhE5Co?si=1TTO15AEIfG5Dl9Y

thank you youtube

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/negan-the-walking-dead-gif-27427387

[crystal forum]

every pixel of a star wars movie being a character with extensive lore

[winter vessel]

He gave me a rollercoaster of emotions. From killing my favorite character, to hating him, to pitying him, to respecting him. And then liking him in the last season

[spare osprey]

I love negan

Based my fallen leader off him

[crystal forum]

tbh glen was boring

just a nice guy

[spare osprey]

“HE’S JUST A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY”

[crystal forum]

we all loved him but come on

[spare osprey]

Gonna be honest I remember when that episode came out, went with my dad to work the next day

Was funny to hear people talk about it

[crystal forum]

you work with your father?

what kind of british coal mine ass thing is that

[spare osprey]

Nah nah lol. Was just the weekend

He was in radio

[crystal forum]

me and my pops headed down into the coal mines to listen to his coworkers talk about glen

in between coughing from the black lung

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-black-lung-ben-stiller-cough-gif-14866327

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[small grail]

I HAVE RETURNED

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-funny-skeleton-back-from-the-grave-rise-up-gif-12776680

[winter vessel]

nyeh, go home. ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

[crisp heath]

Me after having two cigarettes yesterday

But i will NOT start again
!!!

[opaque coyote]

"I live in a underhive hab block in Necromunda that goes by the Imperial Designation of Section 8.

Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business.

We possess:

• Unregistered Firearms

• Stolen Astra Militarium Vehicles

• Mind-altering warp-based inhibitors

And only use Credits for financial purchases.

If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address.

I would like to warn you. I am a very dangerous person. And I regularly disobey the law."

• Ganger "Little Illicit Substances"

[crisp heath]

BORN TO MARTYR
CHAOS IS A FUCK
φυκ αλλ Kill Em All 40995
I am sinner man
410,757,864,530 DEAD HERETICS

[raven stone]

Morning

[crisp heath]

notha day back at the 40k lore office

[raven stone]

Indeed. Hope,you are feeling better.

[dapper gyro]

I am eternal.

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sandy-cheeks-no-you-aint-no-nope-gif-16522051

[dapper gyro]

Oh no

😥

[rose thorn]

Taking bets on how much lore ynnari gets

[queen laurel]

hopefully a decent chunk

they have been basically just kinda there in the background

[vagrant fox]

They're Eldar so they'll get dunked on by GW

[queen laurel]

hey they released the warp spiders from their curse

Have at least like 5% hope

[vagrant fox]

I'll compromise on 2.5%

[queen laurel]

fair

[potent orchid]

The entirety of necromunda is the empirium's version of the projects

[sly ivy]

Good morning how are all ye freaks n degenerates 2day

[spare osprey]

Good good

Also forgot to share

Saw this beauty at the hobby shop

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall2-titanfall-bread-cooper-jack-cooper-gif-24660089

[queen laurel]

This is cool

[spare osprey]

It was honestly a really nice shop

And good to know about when I make the move

[sly ivy]

Wats the lore here ur moving?

Is this like a game shop?

[spare osprey]

Yeah just for school

[spare osprey]

Mhm. Went all around the city looking at the different shops

[sly ivy]

Or as the chronically online warhamoorers call it flgs

[spare osprey]

lol yeah

There were 3 ones I checked, technically 4 but 2 were the same group

[sly ivy]

Active community? Mine is lovely I just never have the time to go in for a game

So I just pay the member fee and shitpoast on their discord

[spare osprey]

But they were cool cause they had 15% off all warhammer

[sly ivy]

And they make fun of me for never going in

[spare osprey]

One of em was

Seemed more like a place to play

They had a huge variety of shit

[sly ivy]

Yus good find

[spare osprey]

I ended up getting like 8 things lol

Mainly to build up my chaos warbands but a necron lad too

[sly ivy]

Just saying we're all only a christmas battlebox and a combat patrol away from a viable 1000 point force

For any given army

[spare osprey]

I actually got one of those lol

But back

Since my actual local place was having a sale on GW things

Got the inner circle one

Still need to magnetize lion

[sly ivy]

Ahh I have flirted w the idea of dark angels

I am worried about falling down the marine black hole since there's so much variety.

Am also worried about what 2 do if there's some 30k thing I can't refuse. Staying away from that system too dangerous 2 finances.

[spare osprey]

Real

[crystal forum]

same man i'm split between playing warhammer and 3d modelling

and i just started learning sculpting so there goes all my free time

[keen nova]

Lol

[gray umbra]

Sculpt me the way u sculpt the sister repentia

[rose thorn]

chaos dwarves

for AOS

cant htink of many other things htat murder ents

[queen laurel]

what about idoneth

[rose thorn]

Let me check their tridnets

nope

they dont use bolts and stuff for their tridents

[queen laurel]

yeah too fancy

[rose thorn]

also the article talks about fire alot

and fyreslayer weapons dont use bolts

on thier weapons

[queen laurel]

yeah chaos, destruction, and death don't have trident lovers

so honestly i might still just stick for the idoneth

[celest dome]

Could it not be Old World ? Either High Elf or Cathay maybe ?

[queen laurel]

Do you know an old world character that uses a Trident?

[rose thorn]

adn that use fire

[queen laurel]

yeah

[celest dome]

Like the blade doesn't match (Also not sure if meant to be bolts or not gems maybe ?) but the junction of it from the beam sort of feel the similar to me

[spare osprey]

Kinda looks like a power weapon

[rose thorn]

yeah i thought that too but there wasnt many factions that use a trident and looklike that

adn that have ents

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[queen laurel]

i can see it but it still lacks that fancy elven shape

tridents especially elven ones seem to have that really really fancy blade

[spare osprey]

Idk if you’re lookin into the “ent” too hard or I’m not lookin into it hard enough

[rose thorn]

The word ‘trident’ comes from the ancient Greek words ‘trid’ and ‘ent’. No one knows what they mean, but it’s probably something to do with the handle.

Either way, the owner of this fierce implement must be an absolute hit at barbecues. Who grills with an ‘ent’ like this? Let us know in the usual place, on Facebook, Twitter/X or by addressing every single person at your next cook-out in the hope that one of us is there in disguise.

OMFG

ITS SALAMABDERS

GOD DAMN IT

[queen laurel]

yeah has to be

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-gif-27503546

maybe GW will fix their slop ass lore

Myabe i wont have to read 400 times hwo they are the nicest legion

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It's alpha legion

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hold on

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Neither of you read the last bit huh

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well yeah pardon me

i don't think of alpha legion when i see a trident

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Didn't we have a pale spear tease a bit ago

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Good news mag