nooooo
#40k-lore-chat
hasty coral
Because Vashtor knows about TWIH
So wouldn’t Khrone as well?
Or is Vashtor just THAT old?
rose thorn
if they are a lore based soup faction, fucking follow teh lore and let us bring pheonix lords
if they are their own thing, give us anything
if they are just craft worlds, stop making an army with bad rules
hasty coral
Like DO the Chaos Gods know WHERE they came from?
Or like at least remember the warp before the warp?
rose thorn
like 2 of the pheonix lords are specifically bonded to the ynnari
hasty coral
I guess Slaanesh should have SOME idea
arctic talon
I just don’t like ynnari that much lore wise
hasty coral
At the very least
arctic talon
Is all
arctic talon
Like DO the Chaos Gods know WHERE they came from?
Yes
storm jungle
Their minds are usually a vortex of stuff, most daemons are very one dimensional beings, they can think for some stuff but we dont have a total depth of what their thoughts are like.
Greater/Special Daemons on the other hand think of a lot of stuff and yeah like the gods they know their place of birth.
rose thorn
I just don’t like ynnari that much lore wise
gw doesnt either
rose thorn
i just like necromancer space pirate wizards
arctic talon
And the whole interaction
dusk patrol
I don’t think they know what to do with them
arctic talon
Between them
dusk patrol
They’re a hard faction to write and not shaft the other Eldar factions
hasty coral
Are there any demons that AREN’T evil?
dusk patrol
No
hasty coral
Most demons are MADE of evil
rose thorn
before i complain more can ynnari bring harlequins this edition?
hasty coral
I guess
arctic talon
Daemons are made of evil
rose thorn
okay good
arctic talon
rose thorn
they have the sickest colorscheme, they have subfactiosn int heir sub factions
hasty coral
Where tf DO you guys think the story is going
dusk patrol
Pariah Nexus
hasty coral
As little as it IS going
arctic talon
Where tf DO you guys think the story is going
For what specifically
storm jungle
Where tf DO you guys think the story is going
Main one is the Tyrannic War but thats kinda onhold atm
hasty coral
Like are they just gonna pull another endtimes?
arctic talon
No
hasty coral
Etc etc?
storm jungle
No
storm jungle
^
hasty coral
Well the emperor is like almost dead
arctic talon
And selling terribly
storm jungle
and it was the correct decision
dusk patrol
I think Pariah Nexus will lead the Guilliman and the Lion meeting up, and Vashtorr and Abbadons whole gambit eventually failing.
storm jungle
it was dead weight
hasty coral
And is getting deader every second
arctic talon
I think Pariah Nexus will lead the Guilliman and the Lion meeting up, and Vashto...
Yeah this prolly
storm jungle
I think Pariah Nexus will lead the Guilliman and the Lion meeting up, and Vashto...
Also this yeah
its the classic WWE shit
rose thorn
it was dead weight
mhm
storm jungle
the usual stuff
storm jungle
Yeah atm the plot is like uhh
plush mason
lots of red
storm jungle
Pariah Nexus
Tyrannic War
Vashtorr Mcguffin
storm jungle
yncarne my unbevoled
arctic talon
>Pariah Nexus
>Tyrannic War
>Vashtorr Mcguffin
TSK wanting to eat his own gun
hasty coral
What’s Vashtorr doing?
hasty coral
WHY
arctic talon
He’s trying to make a giant fuck off rift
rose thorn
yncarne my unbevoled
its the ynnari dream, i really want more ghost elf demon shit like this its amazing
dusk patrol
Not sure what they’ll do with the Silent King but I love the idea of him and the Lion beating the snot out of Vastorr
rose thorn
and i love the nb elf badass
hasty coral
Ok but like I feel like at least Vashtorr understands that the warp consuming everything is bad
dusk patrol
For very different reasons
rose thorn
whos very sexy
hasty coral
Like he doesn’t seem to be as stupid as the rest of daemonkind
storm jungle
I just hope the Silent King doesnt get punted
arctic talon
Ok but like I feel like at least Vashtorr understands that the warp consuming ev...
It’s not for him
storm jungle
i got no hope atm
arctic talon
Besides
storm jungle
because like
arctic talon
It’s not the warp consuming it
storm jungle
Dawn of Fire is so trash
arctic talon
It’s just a warp rift
dusk patrol
He’ll be fine I think
arctic talon
Dawn of fire
storm jungle
Yeah prob
arctic talon
Hopefully ends on a good book
storm jungle
i assume he'll possibly do nothing
rose thorn
hypothetically what would make 40k do an endtimes?
hasty coral
Who is the new rift for?
arctic talon
At least stick the ebding
arctic talon
Who is the new rift for?
Himself
hasty coral
hypothetically what would make 40k do an endtimes?
Nothing
dusk patrol
He’s been treated as unbeatable in a direct fight every appearance
arctic talon
He wants an easy breach point
arctic talon
Raw materials/daemonic incursions from it
rose thorn
oh yeah let me ham out my hw
arctic talon
The forge of souls does need actual raw material transported to it
hasty coral
I don’t think Vashtorr HAS an allegiance?
arctic talon
For daemon engine production
He doesn’t
He works for whoever pays him
This is his own personal project
arctic talon
He’s literally a daemonic arms dealer
dusk patrol
He’s a completely honest deal maker
rose thorn
I don’t think Vashtorr HAS an allegiance?
didnt his subfaction gte combined with the iron warriors?
hasty coral
That’s kinda what I meant by “not evil”
More like “not part of the same general daemon operation”
dusk patrol
He never goes back on his deals and he tells you straight what it is
dusk patrol
didnt his subfaction gte combined with the iron warriors?
He works with them
hasty coral
Like there ARE Daemons who do their own thing
rose thorn
He works with them
valid
storm jungle
That’s kinda what I meant by “not evil”
More like “not part of the same general...
Hes very much evil
hes just an honest piece of shit
hasty coral
Yeah no
storm jungle
lol
storm jungle
Forgeful Evil*
hasty coral
He’s just
Lawful evil YEAH
crystal forum
hypothetically what would make 40k do an endtimes?
GW not being profitable
storm jungle
Like there ARE Daemons who do their own thing
Also yeah its entirely possible for there to be non-malign daemons, they'd just be the EXTREME 1%, because the Warp itself is evil
its why even non-chaos entities from it are absolutel awful beings
we also just dont really see them because uh
arctic talon
He is lawful evil yeah
hasty coral
Fucking frogs
storm jungle
watching evil daemons do shit is funnier
storm jungle
Fucking frogs
it was the necrons fault
arctic talon
Now that I think about it
rose thorn
wiat, omg, once EC releases tehre would be no reason to get another space marine faction
crystal forum
but there's literally hundreds of in universe reasons for the galaxy to end
hasty coral
it was the necrons fault
Tbf if your DYING of giga cancer id start a war too
storm jungle
yeah but the ting people forget is like
crystal forum
wiat, omg, once EC releases tehre would be no reason to get another space marine...
second foundings
storm jungle
the necrons literally had a oppressive empire
arctic talon
The Necrons were a bunch of assholes?
arctic talon
Yeah
arctic talon
If the frogs gave them a cure for their lifespans
They wouldn’t give it to the poor
hasty coral
Yeah but
The cancer doesn’t help making good decisions
arctic talon
I’m 100% sure lol
rose thorn
second foundings
"from popular demand, we are introducing the red scorpions faction!"
storm jungle
hasty coral
eradiate the cunts
Bro what did the mud hut people do though? 😭
arctic talon
<:empresslaser:837843230460346408>
White woman emperor
crystal forum
i like how back then there was just god frogs and some rock with some cancer patients on it, nothing else
crystal forum
"from popular demand, we are introducing the red scorpions faction!"
they'd do it too
arctic talon
He literally has a bunch of enslaved daemons running his factory
rose thorn
if in 18 months im asking about chats thoughts on the minotuars codex
hasty coral
Vashtor is great
Does he even have a big plan or?
He just likes to make funny shit?
rose thorn
i think blood will spill
crystal forum
crimson fist rule book 
arctic talon
Does he even have a big plan or?
He just likes to make funny shit?
His big plan is to become as big as the big 4 chaos gods
rose thorn
crimson fist rule book <:pogryn:961977701533614130>
AHAJAHAHA
storm jungle
Does he even have a big plan or?
He just likes to make funny shit?
He plans to become the next chaos god
read his lexi page
its very good
hasty coral
Feasibility?
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
It’s his dream goal
storm jungle
Now impossible but low
dusk patrol
wiat, omg, once EC releases tehre would be no reason to get another space marine...
There’s been leaks they’re gonna do character models for the Imperial Fists, Iron Hands, Raven Guard, Sallies and White Scars
rose thorn
There’s been leaks they’re gonna do character models for the Imperial Fists, Iro...
they are trying that again?
dusk patrol
It’s gonna be uh, Vulkan He’stan
crystal forum
GW not doing space marines would be out of character
arctic talon
>Salamanders
Mashallah let it be vulkan
crystal forum
they'll find a fucking reason
dusk patrol
they are trying that again?
Yes?
dusk patrol
Why wouldn’t they
arctic talon
If GW make a new vulkan he’stan
storm jungle
Mashallah let it be vulkan
I hate life every time im reminded Salamander fans exist dont do this
rose thorn
they did it in 8th and then tried again in 9th but like, couldnt catch up to demands i guess?
arctic talon
They better make a teaser like Vulkan is back
rose thorn
but released the combo boxes anyway?
arctic talon
I hate life every time im reminded Salamander fans exist dont do this
I’m talking about the marine
Not the primarch
storm jungle
Same thing
arctic talon
I think it would be funny
dusk patrol
Stronos is probably gonna be the Iron Hands character.
The White Scars guy is gonna be on a jetbike apparently
storm jungle
hasty coral
I hate life every time im reminded Salamander fans exist dont do this
Permanent death isn’t real
crystal forum
I hate life every time im reminded Salamander fans exist dont do this
but they're funny flamer guys
storm jungle
"hehehoho they are so nice"
hasty coral
Except for Horus
arctic talon
hasty coral
Until it’s not
arctic talon
Anyways yeah Vashtor
crystal forum
tabletop salamanders are super popular
dusk patrol
I hate life every time im reminded Salamander fans exist dont do this
Tbh they’re barely fans
rose thorn
"hey guys excited for the doom eagles codex?"
arctic talon
tabletop salamanders are super popular
Not really
dusk patrol
They don’t know any of their lore
storm jungle
Tbh they’re barely fans
I know thats what makes it worse
dusk patrol
Or read any books
crystal forum
Not really
flamers!!!
dusk patrol
Surface level as fuck
rose thorn
tabletop salamanders are super popular
i heard they had fun rules in 9th or 8th or osmething
it was like buffing artifacts and stuff
dusk patrol
They’ve had moments
arctic talon
They had fun rules in 9th
storm jungle
I remember seeing a post once where someone was asking what evil shit have salamanders done, and it had like 0 upvotes
and a ton of comments
people are SO in denial
arctic talon
They also have fun rules in 10th
storm jungle
its hilarious
hasty coral
"hey guys excited for the doom eagles codex?"
dusk patrol
It’s just boring
crystal forum
vulkan lives!! stomp stomp
arctic talon
I remember seeing a post once where someone was asking what evil shit have salam...
Adrax codex entry with him burning a bunch of civilians alive
rose thorn
who was that second founding chapter that was just a writer's mary sue chapter?
dusk patrol
It’s the same with some Tau fans, I hate people who pick a faction because they wanna be the “good guys”
Like mfer
Your missing the goddamn point
hasty coral
Tau fucking SUCK
hasty coral
Why were they made
rose thorn
it was either the mauraders, destroyers, or rampagers
dusk patrol
Tau are fine
storm jungle
my friend picked tau because he likes drone strikes
crystal forum
i like tau guns
dusk patrol
Some of their fans suck
storm jungle
sorry random imperial wedding
arctic talon
Why were they made
Unique aesthetic
crystal forum
also mecha
arctic talon
Cool idea
dusk patrol
Same for Lamenters
rose thorn
my friend picked tau because he likes drone strikes
is he obama?
storm jungle
is he obama?
excuse me
hasty coral
I’m ok with the Tau aesthetics
storm jungle
its Etherael O'bama
arctic talon
For an empire that gets along with other species
hasty coral
I’m fine with that
arctic talon
its Etherael O'bama
That’s a fire warrior
dusk patrol
O’bama
hasty coral
But they serve ZERO purpose
arctic talon
Wdym lol
storm jungle
Idk people like em
dusk patrol
They look cool
rose thorn
its Etherael O'bama
ahhfuhvbgihafsy9uHUASHIHSFAHFAS
arctic talon
Fire warrior Shas O’Bama
crystal forum
But they serve ZERO purpose
they serve more of a purpose than nids
rose thorn
i love kroot, its a good thing none of the kroot boxes have been cheap yet
arctic talon
Master of the drone strike
dusk patrol
People who pick a faction just to be smug asshoels
hasty coral
Can we just have more Tyranids already?
You have an evolving bug faction you can make new cool looking shit with whenever you want and you DON’T USE THEM
dusk patrol
Or moralize about it
arctic talon
Can we just have more Tyranids already?
You have an evolving bug faction you ca...
We did get them
This edition
storm jungle
People who pick a faction just to be smug asshoels
thats like 90% of the Imperium fans i met
"tau when the ysee a titan for the first time"
rose thorn
kroot are the coolest thing in 40k
storm jungle
die
arctic talon
crystal forum
nah dilara they have anti titans
crystal forum
also guardsman when they see a manta
dusk patrol
It’s possible to like your dudes without shitting on everyone else’s
arctic talon
Ngl you’re not gona see a manta
rose thorn
also my partner has tau and she paints them like camo
dusk patrol
It’s very easy actually
storm jungle
Its kinda hard for most people
dusk patrol
But whatever
rose thorn
let me find the model she submitted to an art contest
storm jungle
id like to read some tau discussions
dusk patrol
It’s a losing battle but
crystal forum
Ngl you’re not gona see a manta
you're getting there
storm jungle
without some cunt going
dusk patrol
I digress
storm jungle
"damocles crusade"
yes they got slaughtered
i get it
le funny
lemme ask my questions bruh
😭
arctic talon
The new tau book is good
storm jungle
Its fantastic
storm jungle
i love how they make them good and evil as fuck
crystal forum
i was a tau hater before im a tau apprciater now
dusk patrol
I dislike how some of their fans act, and how they play loosey goose with the lore
hasty coral
dusk patrol
Like the whole completely false “tau were good but GW made them bad”
Mfer they were always evil
They’re EVIL
hasty coral
Can Nurgle worshippers just like chill out as farmers in the gardens?
arctic talon
Can Nurgle worshippers just like chill out as farmers in the gardens?
Only if they’re very high up
storm jungle
oh wait
crystal forum
i like the fact that tau do no fit in the setting because that's literally what they are, aliens to the insanely cruel galaxy
storm jungle
you mean like the garden
dusk patrol
Nurgles followers big trait is apathy
storm jungle
whoops
storm jungle
i like the fact that tau do no fit in the setting because that's literally what ...
YEAH THATS WHAT I TELL PEOPLE
"They dont fit"
cocksucker thats the point
crystal forum
they're meant to be aliens
dusk patrol
They fit fine tbh
hasty coral
I’m gonna throw out a SCATHING hot take rn
dusk patrol
They’re just a smaller faction, yeah there’s some plot armor but whatever
hasty coral
I don’t like Slaanesh
crystal forum
why
hasty coral
I think she is a very mid chaos god
dusk patrol
Ok
crystal forum
i wish slaanesh showed more cocks too
hasty coral
As a domain
dusk patrol
Jay
arctic talon
i wish slaanesh showed more cocks too
Guh
dusk patrol
Why
storm jungle
GOD
crystal forum
lore reasons
storm jungle
chat
dusk patrol
Jay you’re not helping
hasty coral
lore reasons
crystal forum
i will not take the straight pill
hasty coral
Nah but like idk Slaanesh is just like
MEH
I feel like there could have been a different domain
The whole “excess” thing just doesn’t like
Idk
storm jungle
Hes cool
hasty coral
It doesn’t FEEL like it does anything
hasty coral
I’m not talking the lore
hasty coral
I mean like
Visually
storm jungle
Oh lol
i mean visually you can say that for all of them
tzeentch's daemons are literally just blob-goons
storm jungle
They definitely uh
hasty coral
Ok
rose thorn
FOUND IT
storm jungle
it does the job
rose thorn
arctic talon
Khorne are what you expect
arctic talon
Very cool
hasty coral
Khorne are what you expect
Some more bull designs I would have gone with
Like the lack of Minotaur esc Khrone demons is a missed opportunity
Tzeentch
Doesn’t commit to the bird aspect enough
rose thorn
this was before it was done so it looks better now*
hasty coral
And I think Slaanesh is TOO demonlike
Why don’t they look like sometimes like pompous
Or wealthy
Prideful
Why the crab claws and bikini’s ONLY
rose thorn
whe wants me to shar emore
hasty coral
Like a couple of them do have ornate clothes and such
lone whale
(im not sending a zoom in on the horny tau art)
;-;
hasty coral
And I like Fulgrim’s snake like look
rose thorn
And I like Fulgrim’s snake like look
me too, it looks much better than his HH model
and is half as much
sednt his decade pls
hasty coral
But like too much or Slaanesh is HORRORFYING to look at
It lacks
Subtlety
Which I feel like Slaanesh would incorporate
Temptation
Desire
Again not just like
The weird stuff
rose thorn
Which I feel like Slaanesh would incorporate
definetly worth looking at aos slaanesh stuff
I EMAN
gray umbra
You might like the Phoenix conclave
hasty coral
But like there are many forms of excess but I feel like the daemons mainly get the
Crab claws treatment
gray umbra
Or like sigvald
rose thorn
i mean aos stuff
hasty coral
YEAH
gray umbra
Well its the most straightforward
hasty coral
The fantasy stuff is good looking
rose thorn
gray umbra
I get what you mean but theres options
arctic talon
Why don’t they look like sometimes like pompous
Or wealthy
Prideful
They can look like that
But not while fighting
hasty coral
Like excess and pleasure should reel you in
arctic talon
And it’s less comfortable
rose thorn
The fantasy stuff is good looking
the aos slaanesh sstuff is vrey very very diverse\
hasty coral
Even while fighting
arctic talon
I mean
hasty coral
Not just be
arctic talon
They’re tearing you apart at that point
arctic talon
They’re reveling in the excess of violence
But daemonettes and keeper of secrets
Can make themselves look “hot”
And stuff
hasty coral
They’re reveling in the excess of violence
But see that feels like it’s overlapping with Khrone at that point
rose thorn
while this takes 8 years to send
gray umbra
Standard succubi archetype
rose thorn
oh im on the wrong wifi thats why
arctic talon
But see that feels like it’s overlapping with Khrone at that point
That’s the point
The chaos gods have overlap
rose thorn
hasty coral
I’m more of a “one per each” kind of person
gray umbra
If you're a csm fan, you can probably run horus heresy ec models
rose thorn
tehre e go
arctic talon
(im not sending a zoom in on the horny tau art)
Oh my god I just noticed that 💀
hasty coral
Where like I don’t feel like the daemons have overlap
Like frenzy and bloodshed should be Khrone
Seductive corruption should be Slaanesh
crystal forum
chaos in fantasy is just better done in general
crystal forum
imo
arctic talon
AoS yeah
gray umbra
Slaanesh in total war 3 where i throw bags of cash at my enemies
hasty coral
It’s kinda why I prefer Nurgle
When you see or fight Nurgle, you KNOW it’s Nurgle
arctic talon
40k chaos is also good
rocky gale
😳
hasty coral
They just have a great identity
gray umbra
"Like me damn you"
rose thorn
Slaanesh in total war 3 where i throw bags of cash at my enemies
in aos thats actually theri army rule lol
arctic talon
Looks like a cute kids costume for Halloween though
rocky gale
This is ugly I’m ngl
Imma wear this to work from now on
arctic talon
In execution
arctic talon
Very cool
rocky gale
I thought they nerfed it
rose thorn
I thought they nerfed it
that was last edition
crystal forum
Imma wear this to work from now on
FEMALE SPACE MARINE????
arctic talon
FEMALE SPACE MARINE????
Chat kill Jay
rose thorn
do we think that EC will have the sex horses?
rocky gale
Excuse me
rose thorn
arctic talon
Doubt it
rocky gale
Yea yea the sex horses, we've all seen it
rose thorn
last i heard the lore was they were poeple who rode the horses that then turn into the horses
arctic talon
They gave the world water juggernauts
Wait
Is that not a steed of slaanesh?
Nvm then
Prolly not
crystal forum
last i heard the lore was they were poeple who rode the horses that then turn in...
🤨
rose thorn
yeah
crystal forum
so they're riding people
humble shoal
last i heard the lore was they were poeple who rode the horses that then turn in...
Mr. Hands
rose thorn
Is that not a steed of slaanesh?
it is steed of slaanesh
arctic talon
That’s weird
Well then yes
I think EC might have them
I’m not good with slaanesh daemon lore lol
sacred ginkgo
It’s kinda cute
rocky gale
Hedonites stay winning
rocky gale
Hedonites > Daemons
rose thorn
i have teh demons, i donk think the models are going away
but i plan to just, use blue stuff to make cast mold of the new ones heads
and put the new heads on old models
the bodies are basically the same its just the heads
rose thorn
its soft skin so its kinda a pain in the ass
young pecan
Is this true?
gray umbra
You ever read of mice and men
arctic talon
Is this true?
That text is true yeah
young pecan
Reddit moment so I'm barely taking it as truth but that seemed similar to something I've thought before, the part about them still having a loyal heart but being misled at least
arctic talon
It’s from uh
Vraks
I think the first campaign book
The crushers in Darktide seem fully aware
They’re chaos
dusk patrol
Rare Reddit comment citing sources
arctic talon
Considering they talk about loyalists in a derogatory term
arctic talon
Well it’s not citing the source
young pecan
Don't reapers say loyalists as well?
arctic talon
It’s just using a quote from a reputable source
gray umbra
Gotta put then down like lennie 
young pecan
It is still possible for them to be ideologically converted as well, I assume
arctic talon
Yeah
gray umbra
Yeah anything goes
young pecan
But rarer than normal people?
arctic talon
Unclear
gray umbra
Depends
rocky gale
Not really, like the post says if it's someone they trust then they're probably quite easy to convert
gray umbra
Theres no real statistics for it
young pecan
Not really, like the post says if it's someone they trust then they're probably ...
I'm talking specifically about ideological conversion--willingly siding with chaos knowledgably
I would think indoctrination would stick easier for an ogryn than for a normal person
gray umbra
Eh you got the bully personalities running around i would say he would be the type that might convert
dusk patrol
They’re not hard to mislead if you control their trusted leadership
young pecan
Not because le all ogryns are wholesome chunger but just because of the low intelligence making them easier to indoctrinate
dusk patrol
As opposed to guard who are more likely to maybe turn on their leaders if it’s more obvious
arctic talon
We’ve seen proper ideological conversion in ogryn before
But also like
It’s unclear to say how much it happens
young pecan
I would make the call that it's at least a bit rarer
There's a good correlation between low intelligence and being unwilling to deconvert from a cult-like mindset
We see it in real life all the time 
rocky gale
Difference between being deconverted from a cult and being converted into a different cult
crystal forum
that's what smart people love to tell themselves im sure
young pecan
Difference between being deconverted from a cult and being converted into a diff...
True, I think it would be harder to sell chaos than the God-Emperor at face value though
But it is a good point
crystal forum
chaos cultists rarely tell the truth
crystal forum
i like when they know they're being screwed by chaos but work for it anyways because it beats being an imperial
storm jungle
Is this true?
Its technically not correct
the chaos ogryns in the game literally refer to us as "loyalist"
its very possible they willingly joined to be traitors which explains their a lot more sadistic personalities
EDIT: Wait Elite alread said this NOOO
arctic talon
@storm jungle do you know who yells “KILL THE INTRUDERS” during the bridge elevator holdout thing
Or is it just generic Moebian goon
storm jungle
spare osprey
Yall think a space marines eyes would glow in the dark like an animals
young pecan
If the current writer feels like it probably yeah
young pecan
Its technically not correct
Which aspect of chaos do you think they would be most likely to fall to, by and large?
young pecan
I'm thinking it's a toss-up between Nurgle and Khorne
MAYBE Slaanesh has a chance if they generally have a ridiculous appetite
storm jungle
Lorai my beloved
storm jungle
I'm thinking it's a toss-up between Nurgle and Khorne
pretty much fully Nurgle
they arent as sickly looking (kind of) but you dont need to be alligned to any other god just to be a sadistic psychopath
rose thorn
I’d like to point out there is tzeentch beastmen/minotaurs who followed tzeentch to become smarter
spare osprey
If the current writer feels like it probably yeah
storm jungle
honestly relatable
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/hmm-interesting-intrigued-curious-thinking-gif-8065719971...
Also hes right
just go for it
rose thorn
Drugs
rose thorn
There’s a guy who asked tzeentch what his future will be and then his mind got teleported to the future where he was murdering his own children
young pecan
Why would an ogryn join slaanesh?
I was thinking in terms of food
young pecan
Mhm mhm
Gluttonous Slaanesh followers looking at the Lusting Slaanesh followers like 
Brah I'm just here for the munchies and weed
Can you please get the hex strap away from me
spare osprey
I’m kinda imagining
rose thorn
Hehehehe
young pecan
What that?
spare osprey
Carried by a bunch of normal peeps
rose thorn
What that?
Age of sigmar character
Glutos lord of gluttony
He was a thief that stole a grain of rice from a temple
rose thorn
And then Slaanesh was like “lmao, the more you eat the more I’ll send demons to you”
rose thorn
Fuckos lord of Fucking
To be fair glutos wasn’t his original name
arctic talon
Return of the barge
arctic talon
To be fair glutos wasn’t his original name
We don’t know his original name
spare osprey
To be fair glutos wasn’t his original name
It’d be funny if it was tho
Like a Kharn Khorne situation
rose thorn
We don’t know his original name
Yeha
arctic talon
Like a Kharn Khorne situation
Legionary Nerghl
The glutos mini is so good tbh
It makes me want a new vect mini
Because of how good it is
rose thorn
i forgot were pheonix lords like, a single person or are multiple people possessed by the same pheonix lord
arctic talon
i forgot were pheonix lords like, a single person or are multiple people possess...
One person but they can occupy different bodies
Needs to be an exarch on the path
I.E if Jain Zarr dies, a banshee can put on her armor and Jain Zarr takes their body over
young pecan
Warhammer writers beefing with white women on who can come up with the worst names
rose thorn
but there is only 1 perosn posessed by jain zaar at a time
arctic talon
Yes
rose thorn
can they like, swap across the galaxy on a dime or do they physically go there
arctic talon
Warhammer writers beefing with white women on who can come up with the worst nam...
Jain Zar is not that bad
arctic talon
can they like, swap across the galaxy on a dime or do they physically go there
You need to physically put on the armor
It also kills the person who does it
Not that the exarch cares
rose thorn
and theres one set of armor?
rose thorn
THAT SHIT IS SO COOL AHHH 
mayeb they will get a book
maybe a good one
and hten i can finally like them
young pecan
Etc.
arctic talon
There’s one Incubus who is probably the original striking scorpions Phoenix lord
Drazhar’s armor has the exact same properties
As Phoenix lord armor
Weirdly there’s also the creepy implication that
Phoenix lords are living suits of armor
At this point
After drazhar dies a kalivex under him goes looking for his armor
And when she finds his armor his body is nowhere to be found
It’s just empty
dusky beacon
how long would it take for an Imperium ship to cross the entire galaxy on average
arctic talon
how long would it take for an Imperium ship to cross the entire galaxy on averag...
Like sublight?
Or via warp travel lol
dusky beacon
warp travel
arctic talon
Well post great rift you can’t in a straight line
Let me look for a pre great rift one
One moment
dusky beacon
im trying to compare the FTL of Star Wars and Warhammer
arctic talon
how long would it take for an Imperium ship to cross the entire galaxy on averag...
Assuming a non stop jump from terra to the edge of the galaxy with a it’ll vary from a couple months to a year or you have severe outliers as well
Such as arriving seconds after you left
Or 100 years in the future
dusky beacon
ye warp travel can be fucky thats why i asked "on average"
arctic talon
Well eliminating averages
it takes around 100+ days to cross segmentum pacificus
every other segmentum is like half the size
so I'd say it'll take 200 days
assuming your navigator is shit
dusky beacon
neat
dusky beacon
thanks
dusky scroll
Which non-imperium faction in lore right is in weakest position, to get squashed by other factions?
arctic talon
do we count like
dusky beacon
liek 90% of tau art is them getting their ass kicked
arctic talon
minor xenos
Since then they're all in more danger then the Tau imo
and then its the Tau
dusky scroll
Even more than the Votann or Dark Elders?
arctic talon
Drukhari are in 0 danger
the Leagues of Votann are incredibly isolated
for their core systems
dusky beacon
they have the safety of the city i cant remember the name of
dusk patrol
LoV and Drukhari have very very tough strongholds
arctic talon
^
If you get into comorragh
its because they want you to be in it
or someone brought you in
dusky scroll
I meant only main/playable factions... Are there any non-playable/non-major faction that's still notable?
dusk patrol
Exodites I guess
dusky scroll
Afaik Exodites are just Eldars who went hippie and rejected technology. And if need arises, can pick up the tech they left or join up with other eldar factions.
dusk patrol
They’re Eldar Amish
But they’re also very dependent on the Craftworlds, Corsairs and Drukhari to defend them
From any major attacks
arctic talon
also the Drukhari often prey on them
not as fun to torture as Craftworlders
but they're up there
arctic talon
the best "toys" drukhari can get are craftworlders
one thats never walked the path of the warrior/seer/outcast
dusky scroll
So Drukharis f*** around Aeldaris! too!
dusky scroll
LoV and Drukhari have very very tough strongholds
Even Necrons can't squash Comorragh?
storm jungle
They could
arctic talon
they could if they could get in
storm jungle
the problem is mustering an effort
arctic talon
big if
dusk patrol
They’re by far the most likely
storm jungle
Also uh
arctic talon
they need to get enouhg of them together
storm jungle
all the dark eldar superweapons
dusk patrol
Dolmen Gates and all that
storm jungle
they could literally blackhole the entire invasion force
would the necrons come back? Yes
then they'd blackhole them again
or throw a sun at them
or some other worse shit
arctic talon
Portal to the sun
storm jungle
The most likely faction to absolutely stomp Commorragh is daemons
dusk patrol
Tbh the Necrons might beat them to that.
arctic talon
honestly the big issue is still getting in
storm jungle
It doesnt also help that like Commorragh is literally endless
the city itself is like its nexus but thats kind of it
dusk patrol
The best way to take it down would be to take out Vect and a few other key players. And watch the city fall apart from in fighting.
arctic talon
yeah
storm jungle
The problem is Vect would already know of this
and prob throw you in a sun or something
half his lore entries are people that wanna kill him getting schwacked 💀
dusk patrol
Well if we remove his adamantium grade plot armor
arctic talon
lol
storm jungle
Its like asking a space marine character to die
so even thats surgically impossible
dusk patrol
He’s awesome shut
storm jungle
Okay this is annoying i 100% know who this is but i cant remember
hold on
OH MY GOD
dusk patrol
Old UM Sgt
dusk patrol
Veteran Sgt I should say
storm jungle
hes the kind of character im glad exists
dusk patrol
Veteran Sgt
storm jungle
because if he didnt people would go "someone staying in a scout company this long is dumb"
classic 40k moment
storm jungle
that requires people to remember he exists
storm jungle
which sucks because im not even being sarcastic for once
storm jungle
Do they 💀
arctic talon
💀
storm jungle
Superhelldive mission
noooo
lexi didnt even update his page for that
im gonna cry
😭
arctic talon
arctic talon
less no?
storm jungle
so not surprised its been updated
arctic talon
wait
storm jungle
yeah same thing
arctic talon
storm jungle
Cockblight upon ye
but also yeah im sure he'll get it
at some point
if people remember Cuntsorath exists so will he
dusk patrol
Bro has been to all Four Tyrannic Wars
arctic talon
Oh
storm jungle
Lermartene?
storm jungle
Lambortene?
dusk patrol
Cassius
dusk patrol
Lemartes is the Blood Angel one
storm jungle
yeah i was talking about him with Astroboyrath
dusk patrol
Cassius is the Deathwatch Ultramarines guy
arctic talon
Cassius is the UM uber xenophobe
storm jungle
that nails down nothing
oh god i never knew this was him
i assumed it was generic ultramarine chaplain
😭
storm jungle
Uhhh
its 40k wiki
so yes/no
HE DOES have the matching design
did the artist fuck up
idk how you could miss a bionic eye
storm jungle
A tale lost to time
dusk patrol
I want to see new fucked up Cassius
arctic talon
/j
storm jungle
shut up
arctic talon
a new super messed up cassius would go hard
arctic talon
dusky scroll
The most likely faction to absolutely stomp Commorragh is daemons
Don't Eldars (black or white) have it more easier dealing with warp/chaos related threats?
tough haven
Don't Eldars (black or white) have it more easier dealing with warp/chaos relate...
Its harder and easier
tough haven
Is it like how Grey Knights deal with them easier but Imperial Guards don't?
I mean eldar dealing with daemons is both harder and easier for them depending on the circumstance
cause they are very tantalizing for daemons and are very susceptible to psychic effects due to their bright souls and powerful emotions, but they are quite adept at psychic abilities and maintaining control
dusky scroll
So,
Humans have Psychers
Eldars are adept at psychic stuff (don't know the deets)
Necrons are soulless
Tyranids cast shadow
Orcs are orcs
How do Tau and Votann deal with chaos?
crystal forum
tau have ethereals
votann have crazy fucking shirtless guys
oh chaos
both dont really understand chaos
votann especially are only recently starting to get corrupted
both rely a lot on machines that can be corrupted sooo 🤷♂️
arctic talon
Drukhari aren’t psykers
winter vessel
both rely a lot on machines that can be corrupted sooo 🤷♂️
There aren’t any official chaos votann minis. Yeah?
arctic talon
Dark eldar in fact have 0 psykers
crystal forum
There aren’t any official chaos votann minis. Yeah?
no
we barely have any lore of votann interacting with chaos
i dont think we're getting chaos votann in the next decade
rose thorn
I hope we never get it
soft thunder
So I started rereading Cawl's Great Work book and is like him landing exitting the warp near the space station thing orbitting sotha a big deal? Like did the mech spider boy Tokyo drift a battle tank through a crowd of pedestrians into a parking spot w/o touching a thing? Is Cawl a good driver?
arctic talon
So I started rereading Cawl's Great Work book and is like him landing exitting t...
Cawl is most likely not piloting it but yes that essentially is what happened
soft thunder
I get her might have some dark age AI adjacent tech in his ship, but isn't openning a warp jump portal right next to a world a bad idea? Cawl's just that ballsy huh
I'm mostly just curious if he has any specific tech that allows for that or if it's just random math BS. Probably the latter since Warp Gates are the only other thing that might relate to what I'm trying to think of.
opaque coyote
I mean eldar dealing with daemons is both harder and easier for them depending o...
I guess easier mainly because the Eldar have more dedicated ways to control themselves and to get Daemons to fuck off
Like they aren't doing the shit that the Imperium does to their Psykers
Then again, maybe Slaaneshi Daemons would probably be a weakness to them
Considering how their soul is technically owned by Slaanesh
Unless if they use protection
And also the fact that Eldar experience things much more intensely. I can see them having a harder time with the God of Excess in general.
tough haven
I guess easier mainly because the Eldar have more dedicated ways to control them...
Yeah, they are both a huge target and like catnip for daemons, but theyre also pretty adept at fighting off daemons because uh its kinda what they have to do constantly to survive
tough haven
Unless if they use protection
"You got protection?"
Pulls out soul stone
opaque coyote
Also there is also another benefit.
Although this is specifically for Craftworlders
They live a fairly balanced life
They are less suspectible to corruption as a result
And also actually have food
tough haven
Success can be a path to excess and corruption as well though
opaque coyote
Part of the reason why the Imperium suffers from Chaos Incursions is because Chaos is like
"Hey your life is miserable. How about taking control of it?"
opaque coyote
Success can be a path to excess and corruption as well though
True. But as long as you aren't doing the depraved bullshit that the Deldar and Imperium nobles do
You'll be fine
Probably still have a chance to be corrupted
tough haven
Part of the reason why the Imperium suffers from Chaos Incursions is because Cha...
Well for eldar its less about corruption and more about "We're literally going to eat your soul"
opaque coyote
But generally moderation is the best weapon against Chaos
arctic talon
I'm mostly just curious if he has any specific tech that allows for that or if i...
its a lot of math. Cawls just being a showoff
its also dangerous
opaque coyote
its also dangerous
Not like Cawl cares
winter vessel
Well for eldar its less about corruption and more about "We're literally going t...
Slaanesh just has a like a chicken bucket with tiny little aeldari screaming for their lives
opaque coyote