40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

oh that piece of shit

[viral halo]

Jay's partner was a right wing death squad guy

[dusk patrol]

It was probably all the slurs

[crystal forum]

he models well

[storm jungle]

I got like 5 complaints of him

i kinda had to get rid of him at that rate im sorry lol

[dusk patrol]

You’re only allowed a couple slurs

Gotta space them out

[crystal forum]

i was told by a friend that i gravitate towards prickly people and im starting to see what they mean

[viral halo]

Gotta hitem w well timed zingers

[dusk patrol]

You get extra slurs as a bonus in zealot chat

Fun fact

[viral halo]

I only hang out with male manipulators and terrible people

[winter vessel]

It’s like a freaking ult cooldown

[viral halo]

my friend group is destined for hell

[vagrant fox]

I hang out with people I can gaslight

It's great

[viral halo]

Every one in my town is rich and evil

[rose thorn]

One of my partner’s cousins are on this server

[spare osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877246842742657066/1221623689179824138/giphy_1.gif

[rose thorn]

He plays guard and does a cool classic camo

[viral halo]

One thing I noticed about leaving NJ is that the people in other states are generally uglier and the food is much worse

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-dcau-suspicious-lookout-hmm-gif-18547998

[spare osprey]

This took SO FUCKING LONG to send

[viral halo]

Lex Poothor

[spare osprey]

Mr krabs

[rose thorn]

America moment

[dusk patrol]

I kinda want Bezos to makes a power armor suit and fight Superman ngl

[crystal forum]

we just model together btw i dont fuck the guy to be clear

[vagrant fox]

I've heard things of New Jersey, nothing good. The people I've known from there are either total dicks or friendly but violent

[dusk patrol]

Like might as well

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gualtieri-paul-tony-sirico-wtf-finger-gif-22816998

One such individual

[crystal forum]

siggy is violently horny

[spare osprey]

I’m sorry but like

[vagrant fox]

The nicest NJ guy I knew was a total teddy bear but she still swung rats at walls until they exploded

[viral halo]

I am fucking howling

[spare osprey]

You’re from New Jersey and think everyone else is WORSE

[winter vessel]

My first thought after that comment:

[dusk patrol]

So this is a common phenomenon, it’s just because you’ve lived in Jersey so long, you’ve never seen people with all their teeth, hair and under 250 lbs, so your taste in women is all outta wack

[viral halo]

this is getting framed on my wall

[dusk patrol]

It’ll pass eventually

[viral halo]

Yea def

[dusk patrol]

That’s like

[viral halo]

it's all beatuiful houses and suburbs here and good looking people

[dusk patrol]

The primary trait of being from Jersey smh

[viral halo]

I go to other states and it's disgusting poverty

https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711

[dusk patrol]

What you think your bettah than me?!

[viral halo]

If there's not a deli/pizzeria on every other street

[rose thorn]

Should I read more fallout lore or bathe….

[viral halo]

your state sucks

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-ade-drea-broken-gif-23063638

[viral halo]

stop bathing entirely

[viral halo]

I dated a girl like this once and she ruined my life

[rose thorn]

One of my gfs don’t shower I have to shower to balance the dynamic

[dusk patrol]

Lucky

[spare osprey]

Alr take ya meds Tone

[viral halo]

worst 3 years every

ever

ever

[sly ivy]

I dated a girl once and it ruined my life

[storm jungle]

I dated a guy once and ruined his life

[dusk patrol]

My crazy ex wasn’t as interesting

[spare osprey]

I tried to date a girl once and it ruined a single month

[viral halo]

I'm going to marry the woman I am currently with

[sly ivy]

I’ll have you know I set u up for that

[viral halo]

Cause she's based

and reads books and exercises

[dusk patrol]

Based?

Based on what?

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Damn

[sly ivy]

Women by nature should be cringe smdh

[dusk patrol]

Found a legendary

[rose thorn]

Does she play AOS or 40K

[dusk patrol]

No he said she’s based

[viral halo]

No she plays stardew valley though

[rose thorn]

True….she plays middle earth

[winter vessel]

I have still not gone on a date. Closest I got to was asking a girl to a dance, then she left me for a guy with a bigger invite sign

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

Thoughts and prayers

[viral halo]

Eternal just go to used bookstores

[rose thorn]

I met 3 of my partners during a psychological breakdown

[viral halo]

and learn all the common authors booktok girls like

[rose thorn]

On separate occasions

[viral halo]

and strike up convos with them in the store

🔒

[crystal forum]

my cat's lungs are actually ok guys she's going to live forever damn

[dusk patrol]

My proudest achievement is a got laid on a first date with a girl that I talked to her about 40k with.

Then I learned she just wanted to bang and wasn’t listening

[rose thorn]

KITTY!!!

[dusk patrol]

[crystal forum]

xray came up negative for cancer

[vagrant fox]

Women ☕

[rose thorn]

Damn

[dusk patrol]

So when do I use the padlock?

[vagrant fox]

Reward the cat for surviving cancer

[viral halo]

Alright I'm gonna go back to grading tests

ping me if the world ends

[crystal forum]

she is being rewarded

[spare osprey]

Roll a D100 for em all

[sly ivy]

Ahhh I’m so glad for you

[viral halo]

psychotic lmfao

[rose thorn]

OH MY PARTNER IS IN THIS SERVER

[crystal forum]

siggy, find them

[vagrant fox]

kill

[sly ivy]

My little girl is on her third round of chemo

[crystal forum]

deviant

[spare osprey]

BROWN CAT

[viral halo]

Brown cat!

[spare osprey]

Adorable

[viral halo]

Rarely see those

hell yea

[rose thorn]

KITTYYYY!

[dusk patrol]

She looks sassy

[tough haven]

My partner listens to me about 40K but I usually don’t talk about it much cause I’m very afraid of boring her, and I sound insane when I talk about it

[viral halo]

I have a puppy

[rose thorn]

PUPPYY!!!

[dusk patrol]

The key is to have no self awareness

[spare osprey]

I ain’t about to post em all but I got like 3 cats, 3 dogs and a turtle

All of them assholes

[sly ivy]

She is subtly sassy but otherwise loves everyone and everything

[viral halo]

The puppy image has been removed

I'm going to start selling puppy views

[spare osprey]

Raptured

[dusk patrol]

I’ll give you one Secret Shekel for a puppy view

[spare osprey]

Is it chocolate

[dusk patrol]

No its

[crystal forum]

cryptoshekel

[dusk patrol]

Fucking goyim

[spare osprey]

It’s gonna be chocolate don’t trust it

[dusk patrol]

The only chocolate is gonna be in your pants after you shit yourself when I kick you in the ass at Mach 3

And it won’t be kinky

[crystal forum]

your leg cannot go mach 3

immersion ruined

[spare osprey]

Sure thing Mr iron feet

[dusky scroll]

Is it true that Necrons panic when they see poop?

[vagrant fox]

Krav maga is a pathway to abilities many consider unnatural

[dusk patrol]

Barret

You are a blight on this discord

And probably those involved in your life

[dusky scroll]

xD

[spare osprey]

Call me a Necron

The way I panic when I see fine shyt

[dusk patrol]

The ole Poop Kick.

Works everytime

[vagrant fox]

Something flayed ones become dookie ones, fill in the rest

[dusk patrol]

Unless they’re starving to death

[crystal forum]

IDF fighting a palestinian

[spare osprey]

Nurgle’s virus against Necrons just gives them all rectums, little known fact

[dusk patrol]

I would never fight a Palestinian.

[sly ivy]

Jesus Christ

[dusk patrol]

The Israeli Air Force does a much better job

[crystal forum]

that child is holding a rock, send a cruise missile

[arctic talon]

they can be replaced I'd assume, the issue might be the tube

you may need to literally saw the head off

if its got some fucked up building method

[rose thorn]

Yeah that’s my worry

[arctic talon]

well no ones got the kit but influencers

time to wait and see™️

[sly ivy]

Where’s my kit I’m an influencer

I influence all u degenerates to b better men

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[rose thorn]

No wonder the kit a fuckinh dollar per point that shit has a hundred pieces per guy

[rose thorn]

My dad after throwing me at a wall:

[tough haven]

Hey! Women can be degenerates too!

[tough haven]

Where did you find seperate versions of them, I need it

[queen laurel]

I separated them

[tough haven]

Thank you

Can I have the other?

[queen laurel]

Aight hold on

[sly ivy]

I say man in the sense of mankind

[queen laurel]

sorry took me awhile

something came up

[solemn venture]

I hope John grammaticus becomes a rogue trader in the scouring just to make ppl mad

[crystal forum]

i hope he dies

[winter vessel]

Best and only route they should take for him

[crystal forum]

the fact that dan thought garviel fucking loken needed to die because his plot arc was over while the literal living macguffin grammaticus gets to fuck off to the sequel land

[winter vessel]

Ah Loken. the Loyalists from the traitor legions are perhaps my favorite thing about 30k/horus heresy. I still need to get the vengeful spirit novel

[rose thorn]

You know something I’m surprised isn’t a thing?

A doctor who tabletop skirmish game

[winter vessel]

weeping angel mini

[crystal forum]

why would that be a thing

how is doctor who conducive to tabletop

[rose thorn]

Theres alot of factions and scifi stuff

Also another reason to sell the brain toasters

[crystal forum]

what would

like who would be

i dont get how it would work

[rose thorn]

Huh?

Well you got the doctor traction and his human slave/side kicks of the season

‘Pick a doctor, pick a side kick, and pick like 3 Allie’s’

Like British men 3 or British man 7 or that one alien

[crystal forum]

but the doctor doesnt fight

[rose thorn]

Everyone needs an objective monkey

Also is that true?

Idk anything about doctor who I just passively absorbed it thoguht British YouTubers

[crystal forum]

he doesnt use guns

or fight in general

[rose thorn]

You got cyber men, Sontarans, daleks

[winter vessel]

Peg dolls

[rose thorn]

I almost said the borgs but that’s startrek

[crystal forum]

cyber men are british borg

[rose thorn]

Omfg those are terrifying

[winter vessel]

yeah, i found them scarier than the weeping angels tbh

[rose thorn]

From like the 3 episodes I’ve seen

wasn’t there a cult?

Somewhere?

[crystal forum]

a what

[rose thorn]

I remember there was some doomsday cult that was a reoccurring villian

[crystal forum]

doctor who doesn't have many consistent plots throughout seasons

like cyber men always come back but differently

[rose thorn]

Maybe it was a brain parasite or something

[arctic talon]

If my dream wargame ever exists I’d cry tears of joy(probably)

[rose thorn]

Oo?

[winter vessel]

but its funny how every iteration of the doctor is an actor i've seen in other movies

[rose thorn]

Mines an endless series tabletop game

[winter vessel]

Christopher Eccleston is from 28 days later

[arctic talon]

But it’s also like so unlikely it’s never happening

[rose thorn]

(Endless space and endless legends etc)

[arctic talon]

So I shouldn’t even bother thinking about it lol

[crystal forum]

i wish i could watch that fucking movie

[rose thorn]

What is it :D

People made a Lego tabletop wargame that didn’t get sued

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[arctic talon]

Wargame set on Runeterra

So uh Your honor, League of Legends

💀

[winter vessel]

Its so good, i dare say the film pioneered the Zombie genre into a new age

[crystal forum]

i cant watch it

i tried so many things

i cant even fucking find a torrent

why does this movie not exist

[rose thorn]

PLSSS

[arctic talon]

It’s more so I wouldn’t even know where to start

Tbh

Skirmish scale prolly

[crystal forum]

i should just buy a cd player and a 28 days later cd

because im sick of this shit

[rose thorn]

I think skirmish scale is what scale every game should be

[arctic talon]

But I also want bigger things so maybe not skirmish scale lol

[arctic talon]

I disagree

Big time ngl

I like bigger scale stuff

[winter vessel]

I vaguely remember watching it at a cousin’s house when Blockbuster was still boppin

[rose thorn]

I mean at least stuff from other IPs

[arctic talon]

Oh

[rose thorn]

Me too but I think trying to make a 40K size army for fallout wasteland warfare would be much

[arctic talon]

Looking at war machines rotting corpse

Yeah I agree

[crystal forum]

for some reason it's in copyright hell right now

so nowhere streams it

[arctic talon]

actually I’ve got it

Skirmish scale with larger stuff as “support”

It’s never on board

But can be used for other things

[spare osprey]

bro FUCK those things

[arctic talon]

Also I think necromunda is literally the only skirmish scale game I know of

That added vehicles

[rose thorn]

I think starting at a skirmish game and growing outward would be great

[arctic talon]

And didn’t immediately die

[spare osprey]

nightmares for like a week

[arctic talon]

Like not even a joke

[rose thorn]

That and the Batman tabletop game

[arctic talon]

Every skirmish game I can think of pretty much killed itself with vehicles

[crystal forum]

im starting my own game wolf stop being a loser and follow your dreams

[arctic talon]

Is it a wargame?

[winter vessel]

Yeah. It’s sadly rare to view. There were A lot of alternate scenes that didn’t make the theatrical cut

[rose thorn]

It’s a skirmish game

Batman miniature game

It’s like killteams with underworld’s card game elements

It’s pretty fun

Also is war machines based off an existing IP?

[queen laurel]

did warhammer fantasy have a skirmish game

[crystal forum]

zombies movies and copyright shenanigans weirdly go together

[queen laurel]

or was it completely set as like a giant wargame

[rose thorn]

Mordhiem

[crystal forum]

night of the living dead and dawn of the dead both are public domain for weird reasons

[rose thorn]

It was literally necromudna for old world

[crystal forum]

like you can watch the first zombie movie on wikipedia

so funny to me

[queen laurel]

aight that makes sense

[rose thorn]

It’s terribly balanced tbh but I heard it’s fun

[crystal forum]

hey mag any tips on seducing a woman

im trying my luck

[rose thorn]

How autistic are you?

[crystal forum]

a little

[rose thorn]

So I usually have a mental break down, find a girl and then we ramble for a few hours

And then 2 weeks later we are dating somehow

And I have no memory of how it happened

I dated the same girl twice with this method

Aka, be the person you wanna be in life

That’s the bets advice I can give

Do yo wanna be the little guy that loves your favorite movies that absorb your life and wanan share it with someone

Be that person

‘Being your self’ isn’t great advice because it doenst encourage self improvement, be your ideal self requires focusing on others and your self

[crystal forum]

this is so much more complicated than meeting a guy

[arctic talon]

No, it just was a full scale war game that fucking died

[crystal forum]

thanks mags

[rose thorn]

No problem!

I’m very pan and very poly so there’s some issues I can’t help with

[arctic talon]

Also another thing for a runeterra board game for me mentally is how the hell are they going to balance regions

[rose thorn]

The models look neat and there’s a shit load of content

[arctic talon]

Yep

It’s cool

Shame it’s mostly dead

It was a competitor to warhammer

[rose thorn]

There was an anime based wargame that was apparently m really good

[arctic talon]

Then it shot itself in the foot even harder then GW did in 5e to 7e

And then it tripped down a flight of stairs

And then 8e 40k happened

Rip warmachine you will be remembered

[arctic talon]

Which one

[rose thorn]

Dark Star something I think?

It was a long title

[arctic talon]

There’s a new gundam wargame

[rose thorn]

It has 2 boxes

[rose thorn]

Oh?

[arctic talon]

Which seems neat

[rose thorn]

I WANT A KAMEN RIDER TTRPG OR TTWAR GAME

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/MTd6T-mUZHI?si=KY4aJ8C-xWDq4xS5

[rose thorn]

Oh shit

That looks fire

[normal light]

I think it's the fate of most less established war games

[arctic talon]

I disagree

Warmachine hordes literally killed itself

lol

[normal light]

Elaborate?

[rose thorn]

If your goal is to be a warhammer competitor your game will probably die

[arctic talon]

they made a new edition that was very bad

[rose thorn]

Ie every single warhammer rip off tabletop game

[arctic talon]

they made another new edition that was very bad

and then they blamed the consumer base for not liking it

[rose thorn]

Damn ;~;

[arctic talon]

and then 8e 40k came out

so like

10/10

[rose thorn]

Reminds me of very very first release of AOS 1.0

But without the ‘firing everyone and starting over’ part

[normal light]

Oh, interesting way of zeroing all your previous work

[arctic talon]

and now its barely holding on

and they iirc exclusively do MTO stuff

[rose thorn]

I was gonna say ‘if it died because it looks like a hearthstone expansion that’s a good reason to die’

[arctic talon]

I like how Noxus is like a disease spreading everywhere

[normal light]

Though to clarify what I meant, GW has some room for failure and to recover, while other newer war games don't have such large established community bases.

[arctic talon]

I somewhat agree

but war machine very much had a chance to recover

and blew it

twice

if you're wondering where piltover and zaun are

they're here

[rose thorn]

I forgot is the rune-terra multiverse an actual plot thing or just for skins

[arctic talon]

Its just skins

[rose thorn]

The show is the canon canon?

[arctic talon]

the only relevant universe is Runeterra

[arctic talon]

yep

which has led to a chunk of PNZ characters needing some retcons made

well

2 primarily

That weren't in the show

[rose thorn]

‘I wonder how my favorite communism robot is doing’

[arctic talon]

any retcons that happened to the characters in the show I don't count

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

[arctic talon]

bro became Jesus

and then fucking vanished off the face of runeterra

and he has a cult that still follows him

[rose thorn]

I heard his lore is in the shit right now

[arctic talon]

or rather worships him lol

not really

his lore is solidified

its rather we don't know where the fuck Viktor went

[rose thorn]

Is he, still a communist robot?

[arctic talon]

we know Jayce ended up in Piltover

No

[queen laurel]

how much of the lore for this to make sense

[rose thorn]

Damn

[queen laurel]

was changed

[arctic talon]

Arcane changed Viktor

completely

and imo not overall for the better

[normal light]

Communism robot?

[arctic talon]

outside of Piltover and Zaun literally nothing

lol

[rose thorn]

Glorious Evolution!

[queen laurel]

ok nice

[arctic talon]

EMBRACE THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION

but yeah no Viktor is

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

he's different

honestly I wish he had a lot more tech going on

[rose thorn]

I

Hate it?

[arctic talon]

mostly since

its

really unsetteling and creepy lol

which is the intent

[rose thorn]

Yeha that’s chill

[queen laurel]

this looks and feels nothing like victor

[arctic talon]

but it also like makes him much more generic

he's like

yet another person horribly transfigured and mutated by magic

[queen laurel]

because oldham used to be like this guy that used garbage to make weapons of war

[arctic talon]

If they had shoved more metal bits on him

[rose thorn]

This is the opposite of the viktor fan base

[queen laurel]

and he was you know

[arctic talon]

and made him look like a cyborg magic abomination

I would have liked it more

[queen laurel]

angry

[arctic talon]

he looks too fleshy

is my thing lol

[queen laurel]

if you tell me this guy is the new warframe i wouldn't even be surprised

[rose thorn]

Is he void Jesus?

Or is it a different thing

I honestly expected him to make nano machines not become a dnd antagonist

[normal light]

Thus proving that evey mage in 10 kilometer radius should be arrested and prosecuted.

[rose thorn]

And then do a doc oct and get his brain taken over by the nano machines

[normal light]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

[queen laurel]

damn bro supports the racist demacian court

[arctic talon]

imo this prototype design for him

is like MUCH better

then what we got

[rose thorn]

Fr

[arctic talon]

the machine + the fucked up calcifed flesh

perfect

[rose thorn]

Does he still do the machine stuff?

[arctic talon]

Yes

he does

[rose thorn]

Baller

[queen laurel]

What's with League of Legends making prototypes look cooler than the final product

[arctic talon]

also 10 years post Arcane

[queen laurel]

this looks significantly better

[arctic talon]

it depends lol

I think some original concepts look terrible

and others look great

[rose thorn]

Well he should get a rework soon anyway since his lore is not

The same

[arctic talon]

well

[queen laurel]

oh fair

[arctic talon]

he did get a rework

he got a visual update rather

and his lore got overhauled

[rose thorn]

My favorite part is the new design still has his limp

[arctic talon]

his old short story got tossed out

unfortunately

which was him giving drugs to a kid and then telling the kid to go beat the shit out of his bullies

but The Church of the Glorious Evolution is still a thing

[rose thorn]

I’ll wait for the dust to settle on him before I give a shit about his existence again

[arctic talon]

lol

smart

In any case yeah Viktor was

bleh

not handeled the best

Jayce is handeled great on the otherhand

same with Ekko, Jinx, Vi ect.

[queen laurel]

yeah he is questionable on the show

[rose thorn]

I heard all the new arcane skins were god awful

[normal light]

Indeed, magic is dangerous, thus it should be only used by those who were approved by authorities.

[arctic talon]

Cointoss

some of them are great

some of them are mid

[queen laurel]

damn i get it crab hitler jeez

[queen laurel]

the Jinx Skin though, oh boy

[normal light]

I am generally Low-Fantasy leaning.

[queen laurel]

that's a whole funny can of worms

[arctic talon]

Like imo these are all fucking GOLDEN

[rose thorn]

What’s different about the vi one compared to her base skin?

[arctic talon]

singed one is also good

[arctic talon]

different voice lines + animations + custom sfx and vfx

its a 20$ skin

so it gets all that

[rose thorn]

I love the singe one

[arctic talon]

design wise

[queen laurel]

i will say feel weird on warwick because it just looks weird that this version of him doesn't have a human like face

[arctic talon]

I like it much better

[queen laurel]

i mean it looks pretty cool i just wish that they went with a human face

[arctic talon]

then the show version

ngl

[rose thorn]

This shoudl be his base skin honestly

[queen laurel]

i will say if you take them out of contacts and just look at them as what they are just skins I will say that the wolf 1 looks better

[arctic talon]

Vi's base design is this

[rose thorn]

Also I love his axolotle abuse

[arctic talon]

LOL

[rose thorn]

Tahtss a lot hornier then I remembered

[queen laurel]

but if the wolf one it's supposed to be for arcane then on that department it's kind of failed

[arctic talon]

and then the her original free arcane skin is this

[rose thorn]

Fire

[queen laurel]

funnily enough her entire joke used to be a police brutality joke

[arctic talon]

yeah the boob window is weird lol

they removed the police brutality jokes from her kit

Excessive force -> Brutal Force

[queen laurel]

good

[rose thorn]

Boob window? Boob exhaust pipe damn

[arctic talon]

Assault and Battery -> Cease and Desist

[rose thorn]

That shit is the book door

[arctic talon]

in any case Vi is like

much more muscular in pretty much all art of her by Riot

then her splash art LOL

its kind of funny

[rose thorn]

Wiay where is riot placed?

[arctic talon]

California

USA

[rose thorn]

Like the company

OH

I THOUGHT IT WAS IN CHINA SORRY

[arctic talon]

LOL

No they're just owned mostly by Tencent

[rose thorn]

The Chinese games I’ve played has a lot of like, pro police brutality stuff

[arctic talon]

anyways Vi's modern design looks more like this body shape wise

rather then like

[rose thorn]

Even plants vs zombies

[arctic talon]

the super hourglassy body shape

or the Arcane bodyshape

TLDR riot can't decide what they really want

lol

[rose thorn]

WHY ARE HER TITS OUT

[normal light]

Where?

[rose thorn]

PvZ 2 riot zombie

[arctic talon]

idk she just dresses that way

lol

[rose thorn]

It throws poison gas grenades

And has a riot shield

I think there’s a police themed plant too?

I don’t remember

[arctic talon]

I vastly prefer her arcane enforcer design

generally

aside from the hair

I like her hair being pink

I really like the pink in fact lol

[normal light]

And this is meant to represent police brutality?

[rose thorn]

I like the lesbian fit

[arctic talon]

oh

one moment

I have something

[rose thorn]

So the zombie just, appears in levels at random

It’s a really weird thing

You can be on the endless Egypt and then have this riot gear zombie roll up and gas bomb your plants

[arctic talon]

caitlyns league design is like normal

[rose thorn]

A lot of Chinese games have stuff like that

[arctic talon]

I like the hat

[normal light]

Peashooter may be? Or that Wall Nut

[rose thorn]

YESSS

[arctic talon]

I'm sad it literally never shows up in Arcane lol

but whatever

[rose thorn]

It was a specially riot themed plant for PvZ 2

[arctic talon]

my favorite caitlyn design from the show

is the masked one

in arcane

[rose thorn]

Riot police*

[arctic talon]

or the enforcer gear one

[rose thorn]

SHE IS REALLY FUCKING SPEC OPS AF

[arctic talon]

lol

her deck is literally themed around flashbangs

in the cardgame

and shooting your opponent in the face

[queen laurel]

Is she holding up personality wise after the whole events of arcane

[arctic talon]

Fine

mostly

she hates Noxus now

[arctic talon]

but thats normal

[queen laurel]

and VI

[arctic talon]

Noxus's number one export is violence

and people who hate Noxus

is an in universe joke

[rose thorn]

The wiki is covered in scam links

[arctic talon]

They're a couple

[rose thorn]

But yeha it’s a very weird addition

Oh yeha there’s a Japanese (?) themed level

[arctic talon]

comically large piltover enforcer

[rose thorn]

BRICK

Blood just uses concrete

[queen laurel]

bro saw a troll ravager and said bet

[arctic talon]

Bro said I wana be just like him

[queen laurel]

hey wolf do we know who was the biggest troll in Runeterra

[arctic talon]

no

but that one dude might be close

one moment

uzgar the ancient

[queen laurel]

Damn

he is big

[outer wave]

He needs more fingers

[arctic talon]

don't be racist

trolls only have 3

[queen laurel]

nah that's a runterra troll thing

and don't be racist

[outer wave]

He cannot grab anything meaningful with those fingies!

😔

I cant believe this server is woke....

[arctic talon]

Its based on WoW trolls

[queen laurel]

jax is fine with three

[arctic talon]

though Runeterran trolls actually have some morphological differences based on race

Sand Trolls don't grow huge like Frost Trolls

and also their skin is tougher but they can't regenerate flesh as easily

[queen laurel]

OK so Jax possibly and Trundle are the only troll champions in league

[arctic talon]

Jax is confirmed to be a sand troll

at this point

if he isn't I will literally kill myself

[queen laurel]

yeah may aswell

[arctic talon]

All evidence points to him being a sand troll

[outer wave]

Hes just a three fingered blue man

[arctic talon]

💀

[queen laurel]

i will rip your spine

[arctic talon]

a normal man cannot regenerate from losing a foot

[queen laurel]

yeah at this point I just call him a sand troll

because he's literally a sand troll

[rose thorn]

LOVE JAX

[arctic talon]

his theme is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98APArgQUfs

[queen laurel]

OK so we have frost trolls and sand trolls anymore type of trolls

[arctic talon]

Grass-trolls

[rose thorn]

My only real complaint for rune terra is there isn’t enough arthropods

[arctic talon]

there's like one magical species

of them

the rest are all like spiders

[rose thorn]

Oh? There’s the void’s arthropods

Which are like

[outer wave]

No there arent enough trolls from the sounds of it

There's only 2!

[rose thorn]

Scorpions with faces

[arctic talon]

I like like sea scarabs

[rose thorn]

OMG

SHRIP

[arctic talon]

yep

Shrimp with human looking arms

they're bottom feeders

[rose thorn]

FRIENND!

[arctic talon]

and they love Bilgewaters graveyard

because improperly sealed floating coffins == free meal

[rose thorn]

Lmao

Is there a character of one of them

[arctic talon]

nah

they're just wildlife

[rose thorn]

Damn

[arctic talon]

non sapient

There's a lot of spider species

in runeterra

[arctic talon]

both normal and uh

less

[queen laurel]

giant yeti

[rose thorn]

One of my main complaints in fantasy is arthropods are either sexy spiders or a hive mind cult of a non descript species of insect

Which are both cool

[arctic talon]

tbf

the spiders in runeterra are literally normal ass spiders

except for Vilemaw

whos uh a God

well

lower case god

[rose thorn]

Lmao

Aren’t there no gods in runeterra

[arctic talon]

Well

not on the planet

There's the Aspects who count as gods

same with the Ascended(arguably)

A lot of powerful spirits can be considered gods

ect.

anyways Vilemaw

He? is why Elise is the way she is

but ironically Elise really liked spiders before her transformation anyways lol

[queen laurel]

Currently speaking the most powerful champion we have right now is aurelian right

[arctic talon]

yeah

[rose thorn]

How is the god of spiders a fucking crab

[arctic talon]

"precious pet"

[arctic talon]

*not a god of spiders

[queen laurel]

Wait was this the guy that was an abandoned gamemode boss

[rose thorn]

Oh

My bad

[arctic talon]

Vilemaw claims they're the god of Eternal life lol

which uh

[rose thorn]

Princess :3

[arctic talon]

I guess is true

[queen laurel]

this like me claiming to be the president of england

[arctic talon]

they do grant eternal life

and are themselves immortal

[rose thorn]

I think ‘life’ as in ‘not dying unless i want you to’

The lack of death

Lmao

[arctic talon]

Well

[rose thorn]

Or I guess

Eating other things

[arctic talon]

Its just that them granting you immortal life transfigures you

[rose thorn]

To survive

[arctic talon]

it also makes you really pretty

and have perfect skin

and stuff

but also you grow spider features and can turn into a spider

I.E elise

[rose thorn]

No cons yet

[queen laurel]

Can you at least hide these spider like features and appear more like human

[arctic talon]

only downside is you need to bring vilemaw some idiots to eat every couple of years

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Get good at magic nerd

it comes free with your immortality

[queen laurel]

ah i see

good then

[rose thorn]

Is she horny for a lore reason?

[arctic talon]

She wanted eternal beauty and youth

she got it from Vilemaw lol

[rose thorn]

Oh lol

[arctic talon]

she's a Noxian noble

so she likes to dress in a "hot" way lol

[rose thorn]

Valid

[arctic talon]

but yeah elise is fun lol

[queen laurel]

is she happy now or?

[arctic talon]

She lures suitors who thinks she's a widow and its easy to take over her House

and then she uh

feeds them to vile maw

[rose thorn]

I wish she was a little taller I wish she webs a little farther I wish she was a spider

[arctic talon]

tbf

her spider form is huge

[rose thorn]

Based

[rose thorn]

MAN IS LEADING FROM HIS PANTS HOW IS HE LETTING HIMSELF BE THERE

[arctic talon]

you should see the art before it LOL

[rose thorn]

oh that’s so fucking cute actually

He’s dead tho lol

[arctic talon]

also this one

[arctic talon]

yeah he got fed to vile maw, I don't feel too bad for him because he's literally a misogynstic noble

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

and he really was thinking with his pants

[rose thorn]

Is there more Vilemaw followers

?

[arctic talon]

yeah

but we don't know about them

Elise is focused on since she's the most important

[outer wave]

Me, a spider fucker, going to my spider fucker room to fuck my cool spider

Sorry

[rose thorn]

Damn

[outer wave]

It was much funnier in my head

[queen laurel]

Demoted to gnoblar for 5 years

[arctic talon]

if you want to fuck elise you're probably welcome to lol

just don't try to take over her noble house

or be rude to her

[queen laurel]

Yeah you want to play the game buddy go ahead

[rose thorn]

Do you think she actually likes spiders?

[queen laurel]

I mean she used to

[outer wave]

I dont know much of Elise's lore (especially if its been revised) but Im sure she'd just turn me into a nutrient source for her kids

[queen laurel]

But now i'm pretty sure she's more fun of them

It seems anyway

[rose thorn]

Is it just a ‘hang out with spiders enough because I am one but I don’t care about them’

[arctic talon]

her lore is the same, also she only has one kid smh

[arctic talon]

she literally has a spider she made a little bed for

so yes

[outer wave]

The spiders arent her kids?

[arctic talon]

she also calls them her pets

no

[rose thorn]

OH TAHAT PRINCESS

[outer wave]

Huh

[arctic talon]

her kid is this little shit lol

[outer wave]

Anyway I doubt she'd be that nice to me tbh

[outer wave]

Look at him, he's just havin' a lil fun

[queen laurel]

Do they actually get along

You know all that noxus crap

Always a funny funny motivator

[rose thorn]

Me in Elsie house talking about spiders:

[arctic talon]

She sent her kid to a boarding school for noxian mages

so no

[rose thorn]

(I just like spiders)

[arctic talon]

I don't think she has a great relatiosnhip with her kid

[outer wave]

I wonder if Elise is autistic about spiders

[rose thorn]

Dman she can have kids?

[queen laurel]

I believe that

[arctic talon]

Well she's got one

and he inhereted the vilemaw powers partially

[rose thorn]

Hate that but it’s fine

[arctic talon]

I mean

[rose thorn]

Her skins are weirdly not very spider themed

[queen laurel]

i can imagine groups of spider-grots seeing her as a weird ass avatar of the spider god

[arctic talon]

Yeah, but she's got a custom spider model for each one

[rose thorn]

They do just, worship giant spiders

[arctic talon]

So it works out

[queen laurel]

Yeah and she can turn into a giant spider

[rose thorn]

Fair

And then get eaten by said spiders

Like daily

[queen laurel]

But i don't think she is as large as an Aracknarok

[rose thorn]

I gotta sleep now I have college tomorrow sadly

[queen laurel]

welp sleep well and may the badmoon guide you

[arctic talon]

night

[rose thorn]

Nini!

[outer wave]

Nighty

[dusky scroll]

Is eating Orcs vegan?

[sacred ginkgo]

No, as veganism is defined by causing something pain in the process of preparing it to eat

You could attempt an argument for vegetarian though

[dusky scroll]

Do orcs feel pain?

[queen laurel]

Yes

But with the way they are built

[arctic talon]

Orks def feel pain

[queen laurel]

Very very little

[arctic talon]

I.E Painboyz

[queen laurel]

To them something that would hurt us very badly would probably tickle them

Like a pistol shot for us to them is nothing more than a ticklish bite or something

But they still feel pain

You just have to absolutely mutilate them to make sure they actually feel it

[dusky scroll]

Huh! I always thought they were free of that... sensory feedback.

[queen laurel]

nope, they are just very resistant to pain

[outer wave]

It'd almost make them ideal Dark Eldar informants since they cant be completely tortured out of their info

Almost, being the fact that they're orks

[paper haven]

Yeah, Orks definitely feel pain just not nearly to the degree that others do.

[median star]

did the thunder warriors ever have anything that would be the equivalent to a dreadnaught

[shadow plover]

one very big thunder warrior called steve

[dusk patrol]

Not that we see no

[dry epoch]

Ah yes. Big Steve.

[shadow plover]

his deeds were legendary

[winter vessel]

there is a term coined for"proto Dreadnoughts", which if i remember could be piloted by unenhanced humans. bits and pieces of lore connect it with the Clans of Albia during the Unification Wars

[pine wedge]

Lmfao

[pine wedge]

This strikes me as unlikely. They were designed from the ground up to have a limited lifespan and to be disposed of after the Unification wars

[dapper gyro]

I think that Mars was not under the Imperium during that time, so little to no resources (intellectual resource) to create the dreadnought.

[summer mural]

do space marines poop in their armor

[green loom]

Yes

[summer mural]

so

it just hangs around there or does it get broken down

[gray umbra]

It gets recycled

🙂

[median star]

also would a thunder warrior or a demi marine be better you think

[dapper gyro]

Thunder Warriors are way stronger than marines, even primaris marines.

[median star]

how technologically straining was it to make thunder warriors

[dusk patrol]

Doesn’t seem it was that hard but they died out fast

They were also worse at teamwork and learning

Marines within minutes of their first encounter were learning how to beat them effectively

[dusk patrol]

Thunder Warriors have more raw power, Marines in general are better soldiers though, better at working together, following orders, more stable, more effective in multiple roles

Thunder Warriors were blunt objects

Which didn’t last long

[spare osprey]

When you say Demi marine, Are we talking proto astartes or false astartes

[celest dome]

Probably the SM that started as adults

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hwb2kldr/black-library-open-submission-2025-write-your-two-favourite-characters-into-a-scene/

Fan fiction o clock

[queen laurel]

Damn that utterly sounds it could be like disaster or the greatest thing ever known to mankind

But i'm hinging on disaster

[rose thorn]

They forgot to like

Post rules for it lmao

About the writing self

Lmao

[queen laurel]

It actually has the rules here

Entries must be in English

The scene must not exceed 500 words

Your scene must only feature the two characters you have chosen

Both characters must have had a miniature made by Games Workshop at some point

No crossovers: both characters must be from the same universe

The scene must take place in one of the following settings: Vigilus, Commorragh, or Armageddon (Warhammer 40,000), and Hammerhal Aqsha, the Eightpoints, or Shadespire (Warhammer Age of Sigmar)

There is to be only one entry per person, so make it a good one!

[rose thorn]

Yeah

But

It doenst have a required write by date

And it doenst have rules saying what isn’t allowed

Also it has no rules against using AI

[queen laurel]

Yeah that is true

[rose thorn]

So some redditor’s commaragh based gulliman x lemon fanfic is allowed

[spare osprey]

Don’t think leman’ll work

No 40k mini

[queen laurel]

Very well the lion then

[rose thorn]

Lemon is a fanfic term

[spare osprey]

Ohhhhhhh

[queen laurel]

What the heck does that mean

[rose thorn]

Uh

[spare osprey]

WEIRDO

[rose thorn]

Uh

[queen laurel]

I search it up no worry

I've known worse

[rose thorn]

I WAS 12 AT ONE POINT

[queen laurel]

So was i

So i understand

[vagrant fox]

smutfic

oh my bad homie

[queen laurel]

No worries mate i already chose to scarmyself

I appreciate it though

[vagrant fox]

I understand fanfics, but I've never understood shipping. It makes no sense to me

[rose thorn]

I really hope the submissions get leaked tbh

Because I bet there will be alot of. Hot garbage

[spare osprey]

Oh yknow it

Just their favorite characters instead of things which actually make sense

Also will say

The setting limits is kinda weird

Mainly commorragh

[rocky gale]

Must have had a mini at some point hmmmm

[rose thorn]

I’m probably gonna do an underworlds story

[queen laurel]

I can't wait for someone to put saint celestine and greyfax together in commoragh for some reason

[rocky gale]

So I can technically create a scene of Gabs and Jayne in Comorragh and it’s rules legal

[queen laurel]

If you can't tell it is

Sarcasm

[rose thorn]

I think one of the biggest pitfalls would be for what characters canonically have been where

[spare osprey]

Me when I submit my fenrisan wolf and mozrog short story

[rose thorn]

They aren’t gonna accept a story of Lion on commeragh because Lion has never been there

[rose thorn]

Humans vs orruks, clsssic story

[queen laurel]

Classic

[rose thorn]

You are gonna have to do that named woof that one guy ride s

[crystal forum]

armageddon? there's for sure going to be a bunch of stories about yarrick vs gazgul

[vagrant fox]

Hey if Robbie McNiven managed to become an author the standards can't be too high 👍

[spare osprey]

Canis wolfborn vs Mozrog might be peak actually

Do like a

Super pets plot

The riders get separated from their animals

INTO THE COMPLEX MIND OF FANGIR

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[queen laurel]

Or it's literally just the most epic cavalry combat known to mankind

Either way will work honestly

[spare osprey]

FUCK I really wanna do this now

Curse my youth

[queen laurel]

if i had the skill i would make these two duke it out

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah they HATE each other

[queen laurel]

yeah I can just picture it if I had the skill picking up giant pieces of mountains throwing it at each other tackling one another throwing punches and stuff

oh if only i can write things better

[rocky gale]

GW does make these models

[storm jungle]

Yooo

new ratling models

also average 40k fan in the back

[rocky gale]

Frodo and Sam’s adventures in Commoragh would go hard

Sam “I don’t want to be a chair Mr Frodo”

Frodo high off his face on Drukhari combat stims “what does Red taste like! Tell me Sam I need to know what Red tastes like!”

[plush mason]

same will just say "potatoes Mr. Frodo"

[dusk patrol]

I imagine they always get sent a bunch of dogshit all of these contests, the nice thing is they're generally poorly written or obvious from the start.

and 500 words is pretty short.

[storm jungle]

Its a shame because most of those would be a lot more entertaining than what we are gonna get.

[spare osprey]

Ye it’s just them getting an idea

[storm jungle]

Alas 😔

[spare osprey]

My one goal in life is to write for black library, and imma do it by sending in copious amounts of fallen fanfiction

It’ll work eventually

[storm jungle]

Id say its not worth it

BL is a lot like hollywood

unless you know some good people there you'll either never get a novel or be stuck for 9 years doing short stories nobody reads

[dusk patrol]

Somehow I think the 32th time you read about Helbrecht fucking Yarrick in the ass lovingly with poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation it becomes less amusing.

[spare osprey]

I could probably convince Gav we’re third cousins or something

[storm jungle]

hehehe

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-funny-laugh-you-ahahah-gif-8708238232496021661

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

“The TROOTH! Of yarrick! Yarrick 1v1 aNGRON in Cadia and won!!! Then aNGRON blew up Cadia!!!”

[spare osprey]

Red gobbo visits trazyn

[storm jungle]

now THAT id read

[forest orbit]

Whats this about fanfic submissions

[dusk patrol]

The rules do a pretty good job limiting characters though, I'm actually curious how many characters even qualify using the rules, and which ones they're clearly aiming for with the stipulations.

[storm jungle]

GW is doing a story submission thing again

[forest orbit]

Oooh

lemme take a look

[spare osprey]

Yeah

[outer wave]

Marines slop where every named marine dies

[spare osprey]

So this time around is 2 canon characters interacting

[storm jungle]

They'd need to be unnamed for that one

[dusk patrol]

2 characters with models

[outer wave]

Fuck

[forest orbit]

Ah I see

[dusk patrol]

Who were both at those locations.

Definitely narrows it down a fair amount.

[forest orbit]

oooo

thanks Silence and Dil pretty interesting

im admittedly not expecting much tho

[dusk patrol]

here

[forest orbit]

[storm jungle]

Yeah same here

We'll see but i wont hold my breath

[rose thorn]

What the fuck is a vigilus

[dusk patrol]

Man if only there was a tool

To look that up

[storm jungle]

Key route through the Rift

Vigilus is an Imperial world that is a key route through the Great Rift and, as a result, has become heavily contested by various factions. Currently, xenos such as Orks, Genestealers, and Eldar as well as the forces of Chaos have embedded themselves on the planet and it stands on the verge of collapse.[2]

[rose thorn]

Also with these rules you can’t include Kragnos since he’s only been to Ghur and Ghyran

[spare osprey]

Eisenhorn vs the silent king on vigilus. That’ll be a winner

[forest orbit]

Thats

not a bad summary honestly

[storm jungle]

Dont get me wrong it was entertaining

[rose thorn]

I’d kill several people if eisenhorn won anything

[storm jungle]

but like meh

hey

dont badtalk my boy Gregor

[rose thorn]

HE BLOWS

[forest orbit]

YOU SUCK

[dusk patrol]

Yes fascinating perspective as always

[rose thorn]

HES NOT A CHARACTER

[storm jungle]

Shut up eternal

[dusk patrol]

He also wasn't at any of these places

So you know

[storm jungle]

Well he is

but uh

i get not liking him hes kinda boring

[forest orbit]

Damn it stop hating

[storm jungle]

Never.

Jokes aside i remember reading his books for the first time

i was more interested in everyone but him

[forest orbit]

LOL

I mean yeah i get that

the side characters are generally pretty good

[storm jungle]

Imvery biased for Ravenor so that might be why

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-professor-x-illuminati-illuminati-dr-strange-professor-xavier-gif-26021429

[forest orbit]

I was about to make a wheelchair joke damn it

[rose thorn]

Very

[storm jungle]

He definitely becomes more generic the more radical he gets

but i dont mind him