#40k-lore-chat

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median star
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horde of fading light 2 pus hardned reapers upon ye

sly ivy
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THAT’S NOT TRUE there is a fully worked out hyperdimensional logic to it u just wouldn’t understand

shadow plover
storm jungle
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holy shit tabletop inquirer?

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cunt was dead for like 3 years

shadow plover
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I'm not sure if this is a new post

storm jungle
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aw damn it

shadow plover
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but yeah would be nice to see them return

storm jungle
humble shoal
# shadow plover

Ill have you know leaving them unpainted gives me a tactical advantage

sly ivy
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I want to talk about votann again when does the gav Thorpe book come out

storm jungle
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evne if its like extremely convenient and comicbooky

humble shoal
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Of allowing me to bs what chapter I am

storm jungle
sly ivy
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What

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Oh

storm jungle
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YES

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LMAO

sly ivy
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Lmao

storm jungle
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Also I read it

sly ivy
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Is it good

storm jungle
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uhhh

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Its kinda mid af imo

sly ivy
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Sigh

storm jungle
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id rather also you read it and see what you think

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but just...

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the book barely explores anything about the votann

shadow plover
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the worst possible outcome

sly ivy
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I genuinely like gav Thorpe’s take on the lore but his writing is mixed

humble shoal
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Reminds me I should get the baby scissors and some paint to do my sons of horus

sly ivy
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To be charitable

humble shoal
queen laurel
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now what the zog

rocky gale
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Sanguinius

shadow plover
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cherub

sly ivy
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but I give him a pass bc he’s an Old One

shadow plover
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maybe a hawk or similar

humble shoal
sly ivy
storm jungle
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Dark Angels, Eldar, now the Votann lol

sly ivy
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Also he got some of the best factions

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With the most potential

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And kind of ran them into midness

storm jungle
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Like, this had to be one of the most boring books i read. It had some funny parts but it was just your usual mcguffin nonsense, the lack of a good antagonist also didnt really help.

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give it a read tho like i said and tell me what you think im very curious

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because people are saying its either good or boring af

queen laurel
sly ivy
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Ok will. 40k books are good background noise while working or whatever.

storm jungle
rocky gale
queen laurel
shadow plover
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the wing is too small for anything of that stature!!

crisp heath
shadow plover
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it's like 1cm long

sly ivy
sly ivy
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Otherwise it’s when uh you know walking down the hall or going to the bathroom or whatever haha

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Also an excuse to pretend like I didn’t hear people

shadow plover
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Audiobooks are perfect for painting

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or commuting

crystal forum
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i'll miss a whole chapter because i zone out

storm jungle
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FallenFallenFallenFallen
FallenFallenFallenFallen
FallenFallenFallenFallen

FallenFallenFallenFallen

spare osprey
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I just need

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A DA story without the fallen

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Ffs

plush mason
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i thought the heavy focus on he fallen was just a meme

crystal forum
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it's a shame, i really like dark angel aesthetics

hallow saddle
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that is a cherub wing

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Tfw scrolled up again

plush mason
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thats one fat cherub

hallow saddle
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Yeah lol

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Baz the cherub

sly ivy
spare osprey
crystal forum
plush mason
humble shoal
spare osprey
crystal forum
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that's all chapters

spare osprey
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I’ll take it

dusk patrol
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Unrelated

spare osprey
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But I can’t do anymore DA hunting and killing fallen stories man

dusk patrol
crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Very important to remind people

crystal forum
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huh i didn't know red talons were iron hand successors

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have they been relevant in 41k so far

storm jungle
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then I read the Dark Angels books

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its funny at first but then its just-

humble shoal
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Vraks is the best dark angels book

storm jungle
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Lmao

crystal forum
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and they're looking for fallen info

humble shoal
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Yup

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But the best part is they didnt even really look for it

crystal forum
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tricked into fighting for the imperium

humble shoal
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They just said "alpha legion must know about the fallen" and then didnt look for any alpha legion

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Alpharius gaming

humble shoal
crystal forum
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i feel like the only reason dark angels arent heretic is because they havent tortured a high lord of terra for fallen info yet

humble shoal
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Goge vandire was a fallen

spare osprey
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Or more specifically one of his entourage lol

gray umbra
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Not sure which meme is stronger

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Cypher or Alpharius

spare osprey
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Alpharius, cypher does more actual shit tho

rose thorn
green loom
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What uf

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Balls

green loom
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Pass the Yuri

humble shoal
gray umbra
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Sounds accurate

rose thorn
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this is the best way ive seen combat patrolled described

plush mason
dusk patrol
rose thorn
dusk patrol
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They’re basically the Iron Hands version of the Flesh Tearers, very similar to the Iron Hands but super fucking unhinged and brutal.

rose thorn
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aurthur?

dusk patrol
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At one point they took on two separate corrupted chapters at once and destroyed them both.

rose thorn
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king Arthur is my favorite documentary

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there we go

dusk patrol
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Also notable for being the only Iron Hands successor who had no members join the Sons of Medusa during the Moirae Schism, since they just fucking killed any marines who were sympathetic.

hallow saddle
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ohhhh orthur

hallow saddle
dusk patrol
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Dude that shit still makes me cry

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What a fucking masterpiece of a character

hallow saddle
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But they are second founding so potentially some content there if BL do some Scouring novels

dusk patrol
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My cope is that one day Autek Mor will get a model

hallow saddle
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its Cheeky (Red Talon) Chewsday

dusk patrol
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A character I’d like to do again I did awhile back for DW was a Red Talon Apothecary

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Very versatile role with how they get access to tech use skills, and fun to play the unhinged cyborg medic

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Yeah

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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I believe they’re on the Iron Crusade right now

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Which is a crusade being prosecuted by the Iron Hands with a lot of their successors, as well as the Mordian Iron Guard and anyone else who will join them to liberate and hold the Styigus sector.

crystal forum
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heh iron guard

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do you think they went along because iron

dusk patrol
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The Iron Hands had just gotten done liberating Mordian from a massive chaos invasion.

hallow saddle
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probably yes lol

dusk patrol
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But that doesn't hurt.

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The Mordian system was the first one they retook.

crystal forum
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honestly i should read up mordian stuff

hallow saddle
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i think that was from the 8th edition iron hands supplement

dusk patrol
hallow saddle
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so ya deffo iron themed

dusk patrol
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Twice

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Both against insane daemonic and chaos space marine invasions that they held out against for months and months.

hallow saddle
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Mordians are cool as fuck I hope they get some new models

dusk patrol
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I'm talking full blown daemon princes in the streets.

crystal forum
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i didn't know mordians were based like that

pine wedge
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I thought that was their whole thing.

dusk patrol
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Yeah, but the Fallen tends to get the spotlight.

shadow plover
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After the lion book they're actually an interesting feature about them

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get them bitches risen

dusk patrol
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Now they still hunt them but they're all brought before the Lion

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Who either takes them in, or deems them unfit and gives them back to the Interrogators.

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They also have former Fallen, Risen, who help track down the Fallen now.

pine wedge
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oh that's neat.

dusk patrol
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The Lion often personally goes to find them.

shadow plover
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him meeting the first fallen in the book is very neat

pine wedge
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I like it when a primarch is being fatherly and personally concerned towards his space marines

dusk patrol
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He feels a lot of personal responsbility for how things turned out.

pine wedge
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based

dusk patrol
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Even if they're corrupted as some are, he tries to give them redemption through death at least.

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He still has quite the effect on them even through the corruption.

pine wedge
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I've recently started powering through the HH but I'll add the DA stuff to my 40k list once I make it to the present day

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Abnett namedropped Constantin Valdor at the end of Penitent so alas I must now read the entirety of the Horus Heresy and the Siege of Terra to feel appropriately caught up to speed for Pandaemonium (whenever that releases)

shadow plover
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this quote in on the cover of the books really hits it home well I think

humble shoal
dusk patrol
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Nope

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Probably more Cypher finding him eventually.

humble shoal
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Probably

raven stone
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The Fallen no longer being really A Thing in Dark Angels lore is a game changer.

IIRC the non Chaos ones are allowed to rejoin as repentant brothers or something

dusk patrol
rose thorn
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VENATORS REWORK DROPPED!

spare osprey
green loom
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Unfortunately twinks are pretty opposite to my style

rose thorn
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Each your members can be

House or ogryn or squat gang(select a gang item list and then a stat sheet)
Or
Ratling (sneaky sniper sloppy)
Or
Beastmen (feral or frenzy)

spare osprey
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Best purchase ever

shadow plover
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Nice!

spare osprey
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The lil smiley face makes it worth it

shadow plover
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truly

spare osprey
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Some space wolf interaction ig?

arctic talon
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House of chains

rocky gale
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Can’t believe they’re adding Chuck to Necromunda

rose thorn
rose thorn
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i love the beastmen killteam im very excited to run them in necromunda as a chaos venators gang

rigid dune
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Is there any faction with the technology to duct tape Cadia back together?

arctic talon
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Tldr no one that would want to

storm jungle
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That and why even bother

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Cadia has always been just a rock with guns on it

arctic talon
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Yeah that also

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There’s New Cadia’s

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And other cadian gate planets

storm jungle
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Fortify that shit

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🗣️

rigid dune
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👀

storm jungle
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Had to reel myself in there....

sly ivy
sly ivy
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Details

arctic talon
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I’m assuming we’re putting Cadia back together as it was

storm jungle
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Also like its not really together

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its fucking large chunks of it that are barely held together by magic

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its also more a planetoid

arctic talon
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Black rose eugenics program might have spit out Mel lmao

rose thorn
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I was gonna say that’s way too atmospheric and has too much visual story telling to be warhammer

winter vessel
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and krazy glue

arctic talon
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With what appears to be a family tree hung up

rose thorn
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or alcohoic

arctic talon
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They also don’t drink blood generally

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Hemomancy usually just has you shove the blood into yourself

rose thorn
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ah gotcha

arctic talon
gray umbra
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The new season seemed promising

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Then i realized a lot of the skins are behind the battlepass

arctic talon
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I only care about gameplay I'm ngl

rose thorn
summer mural
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why did nagash bury the bonereapers underground

arctic talon
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for storage/to use as a surprise weapon

spare osprey
crystal forum
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not the right channel at all but i had to share it

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uh khorne cultists be like?

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or orks

dusk patrol
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My honest reaction

hallow plover
dapper gyro
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It's a tankette.

crystal forum
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this is possibly one of the weirdest tank images ever btw

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a WW2 italian tankette found in iraq

sly ivy
plush mason
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reminds me of the Bren gun carrier

hallow plover
plush mason
vagrant fox
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It just had two crew

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a little tankette

crystal forum
plush mason
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lmao

arctic talon
plush mason
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lmao

rose thorn
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FUCKING REDDIT

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AAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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THE COMMENTS ARE SO FUCKINH FUNNY

sly ivy
rose thorn
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“I’m never supporting GW again I’m going to buy their games but never buy a space marine model again”

stuck arrow
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Could you imagine how much of a bolter slop fest it'd be if we listened to the troglodites.

rose thorn
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The comments are so fucking funny and then they rage downvote people who are like “that’s kinda dramatic over the fact they added 2 words to a faction”

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I almost convinced my self people aren’t this dramatic over women existing

sly ivy
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You know that for general consistency GW is gonna keep woman custodes rare too

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It’s the slightest adjustment

vagrant fox
sly ivy
rose thorn
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Like the post was either reposted here or unironically think that ‘and women’ ruins the game

rocky gale
# rose thorn

The existence of women is an unparalleled betrayal

sly ivy
plush mason
sly ivy
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Adam never consented to ribectomy

rocky gale
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Adam had a solid two hours of genuine happiness before Eve spawned

sly ivy
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few realize this

plush mason
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Adam was a bitch that got his first wife exiled because he couldnt handle being on the bottom lmao

crystal forum
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lazy rage bait

sly ivy
plush mason
sacred ginkgo
plush mason
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any "man" with such a sensitive ego dosnt deserve to be called one imo

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so Adam was just the first bitch boi

vagrant fox
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I could've fixed Lilith or whatever her name was

crystal forum
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these guys will draw all primarchs as women so they can destroy the nerve endings in their dicks but a single representation of a non sexualized woman makes them think the world is ending

plush mason
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facts

plush mason
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the whole argument was over who should be on top during snu snu

dusk patrol
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What are we using supernatural fucking lore here?

crystal forum
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eternal you watched supernatural?

plush mason
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the story of Lilith and Adam the first bitch boi

dusk patrol
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I watched some of it

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It’s ok

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Not the worst show a girlfriend can be into

winter vessel
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could never take shows like that seriously

dusk patrol
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That’s the secret

crystal forum
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it's good, trust

dusk patrol
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You don’t

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It’s a fun show

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It doesn’t take itself seriously mostly

crystal forum
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also jensen ackles is hot

dusk patrol
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It’s pretty dumb but it’s got a solid cast

winter vessel
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yeah its under my "so bad that it's funny" category

green loom
crystal forum
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it's well written 😭

dusk patrol
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Some of it is

viral halo
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It's like shitty hellblazer

dusk patrol
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Yeah

plush mason
viral halo
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I will never understand the casting of keanu to play John Constantine

dusk patrol
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Whatever Jensen ackles made off that

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It wasn’t enough for how much he carried it

crystal forum
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i love him

green loom
dusk patrol
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I’m glad he’s doing other stuff now

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He’s a fun actor

winter vessel
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growing up, i watched a lot of history channel stuff on cable tv. think my favorite was Lock n' Load with R. Lee Ermey

viral halo
vagrant fox
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Much unlike Jared Padlecki or whatever his name is

green loom
crystal forum
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he was in house of wax

viral halo
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Great show

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MAIL CALL

green loom
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You know who isn't cursed?

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Early Jason Statham

viral halo
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Matthew Broderick killed a mother and daughter in ireland btw

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and got away with it

crystal forum
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were they northern irish

green loom
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Statham is like the generic US movie british assassin guy now but I really loved him as just some loser street thug in the Guy Ritchie movies KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
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the bald british guy?

green loom
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He also hasn't aged a day, in 30 years

crystal forum
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best movies he was in were both cranks

viral halo
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Guy Ritchie movies would be a lot better if they spoke English in them

green loom
viral halo
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anyone seen this movie about the british singing monkey

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bombed very hard

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Apparently the monkey is a real person

crystal forum
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i saw somebody watching joker 2 on the plane

viral halo
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That movie is horrendous

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And I've watched a lot of BAD S HIT

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Mainly cause it was the director's woke revenge on the fanbase

crystal forum
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im the woker baby

plush mason
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and because it was a musical

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bad writing and musicals mix like a live grenade in an fuel tank

green loom
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Remember that time they adapted Les Miserables into a movie

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And then forgot how human bodies and singing works

viral halo
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Movie needed less French in it

sly ivy
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I am literally never serious unless I am

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I thought the Games Wokeshop gave it away

green loom
sly ivy
spare osprey
sly ivy
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Are we talking about the monkey movie what is the deal this has something to do with Europeans

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Which is immediately cause for concern

crystal forum
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old

spare osprey
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New

storm jungle
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Present

dusk patrol
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The funny thing is I did actually know who he was prior but it’s funnier if you talk about how you’ve never heard of him and “is he like a local celebrity?”

viral halo
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I have no idea what this is referring to

storm jungle
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same

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i assume its Joker 2 like Jay said

dusk patrol
sly ivy
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Keep up with important world events

storm jungle
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Dr Doolittle?

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didnt that come out like 2 years ago

sly ivy
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How else will you contribute to The Discourse

dusk patrol
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British people when you don’t know the famous comedian Carkie Fanglebottom who had a show on the channel 3 for the last two centuries.

sly ivy
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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He tried to do a Welsh accent

sly ivy
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I haven’t seen the movie but I have seen that scene

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I watch it in private moments

dusk patrol
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And we learned why no one does a Welsh accent

storm jungle
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More like random dumbass american shouldnt probably be doing it

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aka RDJ

dusk patrol
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it’s not inaccurate

storm jungle
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same as why he shouldnt be Doom

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but i digress

dusk patrol
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Welsh accents just suck

storm jungle
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They're pretty good

sly ivy
storm jungle
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ive heard way worse

dusk patrol
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There’s a reason all famous actors from wales don’t speak in their native accent

storm jungle
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also does this opinion come from a Welsh girl/guy dumping you or something

viral halo
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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No it comes from having ears

sly ivy
storm jungle
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So basically what i said

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good to know

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expanding my notes 🗒️

viral halo
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America is the greatest country in the world btw

sly ivy
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Actually the welsh aren’t that much more indigenous than most Brits.

dusk patrol
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When the fuck would I travel to Wales to date a Welsh girl

storm jungle
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You got a lot of guts saying this as a New Jerseyenese person 😭

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or whatever the fuck they call people from there

dusk patrol
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We try not to

sly ivy
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New Jersey is a greater nation than all of Europe

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Prob higher gdp too

storm jungle
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I thought New Jersey was invented for the Sopranos

sly ivy
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well yes and see

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Still

sly ivy
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Our stinky tv sets >>>>> Europe

dusk patrol
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Imagine creating a better TV experience about some fat slobs from New Jersey than the entirety of European media has ever managed to make combined

sly ivy
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That is a good series

dusk patrol
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Then we did it again with Baltimore

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Our worst city

sly ivy
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It’s not our worst it’s just hazardous terrain

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D6 mortal gunshot wounds

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great symphony tho

dusk patrol
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If it weren’t for the people, costs, crime, government, food, and weather Baltimore would be a pretty cool place

green loom
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Woke up this morning

sly ivy
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Damn

sly ivy
green loom
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Got some gabagool

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Then I woke up the next day and got some

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Gaba gool

green loom
storm jungle
sly ivy
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I wish I could move to the 40k-lore-chat channel

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Instead of Connecticut

viral halo
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Wait eternal I thought you were frmo NYC not NJ

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If you're in NJ i'm going to find you and kill you and wear you like a dress

dusk patrol
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Idk Connecticut would be ok if it wasn’t for the costs, people, weather, government, home owners association.

sly ivy
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Also Long Island sound

viral halo
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Driving into Connecticut sucks cause every one drives like A FUCKING RE TARD

sly ivy
viral halo
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So it's very clean

sly ivy
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New York drivers will kill you and each other but at least it’s over quick

dusk patrol
sly ivy
viral halo
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Wish I could live in Boston

dusk patrol
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I used to like Chicago but now that weed is legal all I smell is that shit.

And it’s harder to find a good shootout to let off some steam

viral halo
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I visited Sam Adams grave and that's like going on Hajj for white people

green loom
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This is a reference to how Captain America couldn't afford to live in Boston

viral halo
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Context: Hajj is what Muslims go on to receive their orders from the cube

sly ivy
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I love Boston but it’s a cold love

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It’s beautiful but it doesn’t love you back

viral halo
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I love Boston cause it doesn't stink like shit

winter vessel
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I enjoying going to Nevada for the sole purpose of shooting guns in the desert with my uncle …oh yeah Las Vegas is there too

dusk patrol
sly ivy
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I love the sphere

green loom
winter vessel
dusk patrol
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No that’s from all the LEDs on the road

viral halo
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I would play GORE on the sphere

dusk patrol
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Can’t have retinue damage if you don’t have retinue anymore

green loom
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They throw the gambler out when it's day and his eyes evaporate from not being used to it anymore

viral halo
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I'm fucking HUNGRY

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I'm RAVENOUS

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I need FOOD

green loom
viral halo
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But I'm on a DIET

storm jungle
winter vessel
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the kid named “hungry”

viral halo
storm jungle
viral halo
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Type shit

green loom
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What did Dilara mean by this

winter vessel
green loom
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Must be too much Trix

storm jungle
green loom
sly ivy
winter vessel
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Trix are for kids

viral halo
sly ivy
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Too the point but good suggestion

green loom
storm jungle
sly ivy
storm jungle
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We got a muslim, a zionist, some middle eastern dude, its too diverse for its own good

sly ivy
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Lmao

green loom
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What am I

dusk patrol
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Zionist is middle eastern for “I know I can’t say derogatory things about the Jews online anymore”

HASBY_WINK

sly ivy
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We r DEI posterchildren no doubt

dusk patrol
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Don’t translate my Arabic posts

storm jungle
storm jungle
winter vessel
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I mean I’m non-denominational Christian so…

storm jungle
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also is zionist a bad term

green loom
storm jungle
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isnt it literally just for hyper aggressive jewish people

sly ivy
storm jungle
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or whatever idk

dusk patrol
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Hate to see it

viral halo
sly ivy
dusk patrol
forest orbit
sly ivy
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This is stolen valor my wife is the yahood

forest orbit
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also damn i missed the talks

forest orbit
storm jungle
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Uhhh

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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you're like the only space marine fan with a astartes pfp thats not a cunt

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does that work

forest orbit
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Yes

forest orbit
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i see him everywhere

storm jungle
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Uhhh

dusk patrol
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Guy whose super short

storm jungle
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isnt he that baby guy

humble shoal
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Tiny turkish man

green loom
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Don Corleone

storm jungle
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Azbullah or whatever

forest orbit
humble shoal
dusk patrol
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Hasbullah

sly ivy
storm jungle
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Yeah the guy that cant grow up like that one batman villain

dusk patrol
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He’s like 25 or something

storm jungle
sly ivy
humble shoal
humble shoal
green loom
storm jungle
forest orbit
# green loom

Oh wait i know him, i couldnt recognize his ugly ass face at first

humble shoal
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Someone gifted him a comicly large knife

storm jungle
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LMAO ELI

dusk patrol
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Anyways he makes a bunch of money being small

forest orbit
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Cool, dont care

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anyway good to know

humble shoal
dusk patrol
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And that’s his thing

winter vessel
# green loom

This guy makes me think of Benjamin Button for some reason

forest orbit
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Well im going back to painting my Dickcessors, have fun lore chat

storm jungle
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Poor bastard

green loom
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You know what they say

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Small power

winter vessel
storm jungle
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Yallah inşallah

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not before they give me one of those scooters tho

viral halo
#

and now we wait

sly ivy
#

Too obvious

humble shoal
viral halo
#

NO MOTHERFUCK TURK #1 INHERITOR OF ROME

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My favorite race of people is probably albanians

humble shoal
storm jungle
#

I say this as one so its fine

plush mason
green loom
#

Hungarians are closer to Turks than Europeans

sly ivy
viral halo
storm jungle
#

AW HELL NO

humble shoal
#

Id post the memri tv quote but sorta racist

sly ivy
#

I live racism post it

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Love

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Also live

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Both ways

green loom
storm jungle
#

America Moment

sly ivy
#

Nah we know purityseal

viral halo
#

America is the greatest country in the world

dusk patrol
#

I’d have to check with my Armenian neighbor about that.

storm jungle
#

I dont even get why you are making this joke when im not even a denier

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😭

#

sobbing rn

storm jungle
#

Wheres the mass homelessness part

vagrant fox
#

The american worships the holy trinity of deep fried, burger, and bbq

#

I have heard this

storm jungle
#

Gotta get those heart attacks stacked up

winter vessel
storm jungle
#

Man i really need to try bacon sometime, im like 31 and i never tasted it

sly ivy
sly ivy
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
#

Crunchy bacon is total mid

winter vessel
#

Hang on I got something for this

storm jungle
#

im sorry babe

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dont take the kids

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ill change

dusk patrol
#

I’m used to middle easterners hearing I’m a Jew and calling me a Zionist immediately so no

#

But it is funny

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

What're you jewish for, anyway?

dusk patrol
#

I dunno

sly ivy
#

We need an actual Israeli in here they’re as savage as @storm jungle

dusk patrol
#

Bad luck I guess

vagrant fox
#

Grow back your zenis hoodie, dog

viral halo
#

I played videogames with a guy for years and he joined the IDF last year

#

crazy shit

winter vessel
#

Here we go

storm jungle
#

Bless bacon lore 🙏

viral halo
storm jungle
dusk patrol
sly ivy
viral halo
vagrant fox
#

this bacon

sly ivy
sly ivy
dusk patrol
#

They don’t flay them, they make them make dreidels.

viral halo
dusk patrol
#

Much worse

#

Worthless fucking pieces of shit

vagrant fox
viral halo
#

One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky

sly ivy
#

Traumatic childhood experience

crystal forum
dusk patrol
viral halo
#

Jay bro you're going to get BLACKED during the invasion

crystal forum
#

9 you pretend like you cooked that much intentionally

viral halo
#

get Jay on BLACKED

dusk patrol
#

It’s a top but you have to make it

winter vessel
storm jungle
viral halo
#

THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS COMING CANADIAN

winter vessel
#

And now Chimken

storm jungle
#

i thought Joe Biden was the Rake

dusk patrol
#

The worst thing about Canadian bacon is you have to hear Canadians defend it

vagrant fox
#

fucking bot

crystal forum
#

how about you rake my ass instead siggy

viral halo
#

Joe Biden has been fucking DEAD for two years and they stuff his CORPSE with adrenochrome to fuel him

crystal forum
#

you cant HANDLE this canadian ass

storm jungle
#

God siggy you reminded me

#

i wish you saw theorychat when that Norris guy was still here

dusk patrol
#

They used ivermectin to revive him every night

sly ivy
#

Why are there so many Canadians here

winter vessel
storm jungle
#

he went on like a 2 hour conspiracy rant

storm jungle
#

or something

sly ivy
#

I thought I smelled something

viral halo
winter vessel
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

Siggy should change name, it's what my gal-pals call me megachingryn

storm jungle
winter vessel
#

Biggy. Like Biggy cheese

viral halo
#

it is mine

storm jungle
#

the heavens collide when Siggy and Sigsen type

storm jungle
vagrant fox
dusk patrol
#

Have a crack off contest, whoever ODs first losses

viral halo
#

I'd out rock smoke anyone in this text chat

sly ivy
dusk patrol
#

I should hope so

viral halo
#

I'd sit in a hot car longer than anyone in here

vagrant fox
#

I can hang on the beach all day better than anyone else

dusk patrol
#

I’d be concerned if someone else could win

viral halo
#

We should all take a viagra and watch gay porn and whoever bricks up first has to finish off the others

winter vessel
#

Now that’s an interesting one. How would all Primarchs deal with the effects in a weed share circle?

viral halo
#

no homo tho

sly ivy
vagrant fox
dusk patrol
sly ivy
vagrant fox
#

As long as there's plot discussion

dusk patrol
#

“He’s really chumming his dumper ain’t he?”

winter vessel
vagrant fox
#

Magnus is going to realize how stupid he is and off himself 100%

storm jungle
#

relatable

viral halo
#

MAGA

dusk patrol
#

Guys which primarch has the most biggest penis?!

storm jungle
#

STOP THIS

dusk patrol
#

Important

#

Need answer soon

storm jungle
#

Actually hold on you reminded me

#

time to go on my daily r40klore trip

#

brb

winter vessel
viral halo
#

did you guys ever read the plagued battle sister erotic fanfic on 1d4chan

vagrant fox
#

was that the one where she plants a dookie

dusk patrol
#

Guys which primarch had SEXY SEX SEX

storm jungle
#

OH YM FUCKING GOD

#

IN THE TOP SECTION

crystal forum
#

which primarch pisses the farthest

dusk patrol
#

Need to know guys

storm jungle
#

alright first strike first W, im leaving the subreddit for today

dusk patrol
#

For uh

#

Reasons

vagrant fox
#

russ has practice in distance pissing

viral halo
vagrant fox
#

yea

dusk patrol
#

Damn

crystal forum
#

defeated

dusk patrol
#

Got em

winter vessel
viral halo
#

Allowing outside stickers in here is fucking insane btw

dusk patrol
#

Respect Though

storm jungle
dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

God I hate 4chan

#

at least its not Squad Broken

crystal forum
#

biden blast

dusk patrol
#

It does have some funny stuff but

#

Man

storm jungle
#

yeah its just scat

crystal forum
viral halo
storm jungle
#

its fucking disgusting

#

lmao

sly ivy
crystal forum
#

DUDE THE STICKER

#

DONT CLIKC IT

dusk patrol
#

Omg guys he said the no no word!

winter vessel
dusk patrol
#

Jay you’re going to Canadian hell

storm jungle
#

Im sorry guys Siggy is beyond my control

storm jungle
#

lol

vagrant fox
#

aren't you in total control here

storm jungle
viral halo
winter vessel
#

“I will not lose control…I will not”-Dilara

spare osprey
viral halo
#

I'm just posting stickers from my discord guys I don't make them

storm jungle
#

literally the only people I have banned here have always been weird space marine pfp guys who are either racist, homophobic or sexist.

#

its kinda tiring at this rate

#

there was one week where we had 3 anti-semites in a row, it was wild

#

i think it was even the same person

viral halo
crystal forum
#

did they argue with eachother to see who's the most racist

dusk patrol
#

It’s not related but

vagrant fox
#

Aren't dreidels made of explosives

dusk patrol
#

I wanted to post that gif

winter vessel
dusk patrol
viral halo
#

My punisher pfp makes everything I say way more racist

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

when i nreality they jus twanted to peep on women

#

like

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

yeah

viral halo
#

Just remembered I have to grade a student's test FUCKKKKKKKK

dusk patrol
#

It was to get to the synagogue

#

During Covid

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

Wait really

#

damn thats even more cringe

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

dont even wanna spy on women

spare osprey
vagrant fox
dusk patrol
#

Not even kidding

storm jungle
#

damn it

dusk patrol
#

It’s pretty funny

#

Secret Jew tunnels to go to synagogue

storm jungle
#

Im 90% sure they got the idea playing minecraft (id do the same thing and help them for the shortcut)

viral halo
#

look at the investigation in Guatemala rn

#

direct link

dusk patrol
#

Well that was a side business

sly ivy
viral halo
#

let's see how they did on this test

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

digging in new york of all places

#

the ground is made of rats

dusk patrol
#

The jokes write themselves

viral halo
#

Does anybody in here play mount and blade

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

vagrant fox
storm jungle
viral halo
#
  1. How can I get my warband to stop crashing on modern hardware
  2. Is the game of thrones mod for bannerlord good
winter vessel
crystal forum
viral halo
#

I have played thousands of hours of warband but it's just a piece of shit trying to get it to run on modern hardware

storm jungle
vagrant fox
crystal forum
dusk patrol
storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

So I’d say, ask an Indian guy

viral halo
#

When I was a lower level mod in the r/warhammer server I warned one guy for breaking a rule about posting AI and he called me a nazi

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

Accurate 40k fan

viral halo
#

Called the mod team a bunch of windmills

spare osprey
#

I was a mod once, I bullied an iron hand fan.

crystal forum
#

why is my slop being censored

spare osprey
viral halo
dusk patrol
#

You didn’t find an Iron Hands fan

vagrant fox
#

I was a mod on a gmod rp server once for a week until I banned everyone and my friends haven't let me mod anything since

viral halo
#

There are no iron hands fans

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

Source?

spare osprey
#

He’s a lil Roman bastard

crystal forum
viral halo
#

I troll gmod TTT servers incessantly

crystal forum
#

mostly for doing fun stuff

viral halo
#

UHH HE SHOT FIRST

vagrant fox
#

well I also banned everyone except a few people in discord servers three times

winter vessel
viral halo
#

I just RDM people and say someone else did it

storm jungle
#

I love gmod 40k servers the most.

Apparently being a chaos fanatic that shoots everything is "Random Death Match"

storm jungle
#

fucking loyalist scum

vagrant fox
storm jungle
viral halo
#

People would build concentration camps

dusk patrol
viral halo
#

and RP it

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

This is real btw

dusk patrol
#

Oh but I repeat myself

storm jungle
#

its fucking awful LMAO

viral halo
#

I played a LOT of 1944 RP in middle school

gray umbra
#

i joined a stalker rp server once

viral halo
#

Military RP was fun to troll

gray umbra
#

i got into the military faction and got banned

#

so i deleted their database

viral halo
#

Star Wars RP was fun

crystal forum
#

join darkRP, spam sheriff until elected, make mayor declare all guns illegal and KOS, arrest everybody in the server

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

I joined a stalker RP server once. It turned out it wasn’t a video game server.

winter vessel
#

I only watched my older cousins play RP 1944. Never got the chance

spare osprey
viral halo
#

DarkRP was based

vagrant fox
#

I always just goofed around and people kept getting mad at me for not taking things seriously, in gmod rp

viral halo
#

I still play sometimes

#

I think RP and its core is mental illness

crystal forum
#

i loved being a shitty police officer and arresting everybody

#

and spamming the stun baton

dusk patrol
#

RP is only fun when people are goofing around

gray umbra
#

i got banned for ambushing some bandits

dusk patrol
#

When people take it seriously

gray umbra
#

combat is bad

dusk patrol
#

Ugh

vagrant fox
#

I got banned for playing an old italian man who was a chronic masturbator, people have no appreciation for acting

dusk patrol
#

Fucking arma RP

viral halo
#

In high school I took so many massive shits I caused a pipe to clog and the town had to come dig up my front lawn to repair the shit filled pipe

dusk patrol
#

So I guess there’s some acting

crystal forum
#

people want RP to be miserable like them

vagrant fox
#

Aren't people 30+ called hags nowadays?

winter vessel
#

The only RP-related communities I got in was one of those Minecraft High School servers when I was 14. It was a…it was a time

gray umbra
#

imagining having guns and being punished for using them

dusk patrol
#

I dunno

#

Probably by like Andrew Tate fans

viral halo
#

RP servers were just prime locations to get groomed

dusk patrol
#

“I would never date a woman over 30”

rose thorn
#

What the fuck happened

storm jungle
#

Uhhh

#

talks

vagrant fox
#

we have fun here, deep 40k lore

crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

I used to frequent a server, all the wee teen boys would erp with a wee teen girl we called crusty

viral halo
#

@jay

dusk patrol
#

Jfc

spare osprey
winter vessel
#

Chaos Train. Fun

crystal forum
#

fuck you i just made my cat run away from my laughing

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
#

But also

rose thorn
#

The last server I RPed on was nuked because the owner was a mega pedophile

dusk patrol
#

🫦

viral halo
dusk patrol
#

As a joke haha

viral halo
#

I have really good gifs

crystal forum
#

she was just chilling in front of me

gray umbra
rose thorn
#

Literally when does an RP server not end like that

winter vessel
dusk patrol
#

A owner of a RP server is a pedo. It’s always the ones you most suspect.

viral halo
spare osprey
rose thorn
vagrant fox
#

don't post that gif

crystal forum
#

siggy you're unhinged

rose thorn
#

BUG TYPES!!!!

dusk patrol
# viral halo

I think that’s a good use of your free will personally

winter vessel
dusk patrol
#

Chat explain this one

#

I feel like it’s bad

#

And I don’t get it

vagrant fox
#

the man is nutting

crystal forum
#

im scared

rose thorn
spare osprey
gray umbra
#

that dude gets rasengan'ed by a actually 3000 years old witch girl

viral halo
winter vessel
spare osprey
viral halo
#

I have to scroll up in my gore channel to find it tho

rose thorn
#

Also does anyone here have the new krieg kits? I wanan know if the heads can be replaced

dusk patrol
#

Shut up Mags

#

This lore chat

crystal forum
#

kill eternal

storm jungle
#

wow rude

viral halo
#

Despicable

storm jungle
winter vessel
vagrant fox
#

It's funny because family guy, yes

viral halo
#

I bought 300 DOLLARS OF GAME OF THRONES MINIS TODAY

#

LOCKEDIN

crystal forum
#

im still modelling my complete 40k guard army

rose thorn
dusk patrol
#

but in seriousness I don’t know

storm jungle
#

Yeah might be best to ask in mini chat prob

crystal forum
#

my partner is banned from this server

storm jungle
#

none of us are really good with minis

rose thorn
#

Oka :3

viral halo
#

That new death korps box is a ripoff

rose thorn
viral halo
#

almost paying a dollar per point

crystal forum
#

remember zimmermit

rose thorn
#

No

vagrant fox
#

no