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DAMN RIGHT
MVP 7 GAMES IN A ROW
WOOOOOOOOOOO
yooo the intro was a banger, loved watching these on Saturdays
You can play her as an offensive character
Yeah but her skills is literally placing down a specialized building where it attacks anyone that goes near it in a cyber web, cyberwebs that can make her mines invisible
Rivals Starlord has kinda grown on me
And she heals in cyberwebs
Use he F to land in the middle of the healers, put your mine thingy and force the enemies to move away
You are completely encouraged to play her like a f******
so good
Camping bastard
She doesn't have much offensive pressure compared to the other tanks
i been rocking invisible woman too tho. i pulled the whole
my team distracts the enemy one and i sneak behind and get the point
twice
it's the funniest thing ever
i do love hulk because when i turn into monster hulk it looks like heretic cacti when you tell him that warhammer fantasy sucks
i did like her Battlepass skin. but she kinda lacks the bubbly personality that i've strangely grown accustomed to
I'm kidding i'm kidding
(he's not)
This is slander
Slaangor mentioned?
the body proportions of the Punisher just makes me sad. he's just Marcus Fenix that got pulled into the marvel setting and he's missing his durag
"let's kill the horse"
My favorite iteration of mantis is prolly never showing up again
Since it’s from the GOTG game
They gave her arm claws in that game lol
F****** gears of war character looking headass
beta ray bill skin for thor would be dope
Also this guy is probably the most violent version of the punisher
BW I would love to see reworked in something else than just Widowmaker.
y'all excited for hit monkey to be added?
A sniper that can't one tap headshot is just weird and i understand why rivals
Didn't make her that but like
She's a sniper
Hawkeye fit as the sniper archetype
How do you balance that
yeah, but at least he was being civil with Peni Parker when she brought up the topic of her dad's death,
But BW should have been a close range character with dual Pistol and gadgets that let you harrass enemies
Should have given mantis these lol
His ultimate is pulling out two mini guns out of his ass with a missile pod on his back and literally killing anyone
he just needs to say "龍が我が敵を食らう!" and have his outfit looking blue and we're set
Oh like sombra

Yeah that would have worked
lets have them release a Marvel Rivals limited time event were it involves beating the crap out of Paul
looks like a panel straight out of a western online porn comic
sorry to say
a plot device, also the middle finger to those who love the core relationship between Spider man and MJ
What
That's an insult to western porn comics
Man looks like he's about to say "Oh shit Im sorry."
Cause MJ was stuck in another world where time passed faster (Like 5 minutes in their home world vs 5 month) and became married to Paul and adopted his kids
He stole spider-man's girl
Anyways Mantis’s gotg design + personality is my favorite interaction
You know it never occurred to me that Mantis’s powers basically have nothing to do with a Mantis
Because I like the slightly insane seer who is mentally every version of her
Even her antenna are barely related
She was a martial artist
Yeah i thought her powers were like
That’s it
Related to striking
Originally
Yeah but that's been left in the gutter
pretty much. then again, I always advocated for Sophia "Chat" Sanduval from the comics being the best girlfriend for spiderman
She is literally some Vietnamese woman with super powers in the comics
Now what's her powers
Emotional control and being an alien
I was talking about how they currently portray her
She's not an alien in the movies
Well she’s not an alien in rivals as far as we know lol
She is, she’s half ego half something else
Oh for fucks
Okay just
She is probably one of the more confusing characters in marvel
Yeah
GotG in general seem really cool, been debating getting into comics just to read their stuff
There’s a reason she was in a James Gunn movie. He kinda likes obscure dudes
Mostly Star Lord
The Abnett and Lanning comics are a good start
The second group
Creature commandos is peak
Yeah this stuff is great
I really want to spoil a moment in the show but you know what sure
Just watch it
It's genuinely good
I’ve only seen the uh, uranium guy getting “hit” by the tank
Lol
I love GI Robot
Oh and him
||I'm so fucking sad he got ended really early on||
Phosphorous
Dr phosphorus is the goat
Love Phosphore
"Isn't it beautiful, GI?"
"GI Robot does not enjoy landscapes devoid of dead nazis, Miss Nina."
So real, GI
Phosphor is lovely
Just keep watching the show
Mmmmm
||watching the episode. the guy who collects WW2 memorabilia, manages to get his hands on the Nazi equivalent of Doom Slayer. Bringssaid robot to a Neo-nazi function...and *didn't expect to get his head blown off?||
STOP POSTING ABOUT IT I HAVE POOR SELF CONTROL
https://youtu.be/EqoFgAB0_9A?si=hxvGj_KDgjyCGO3s
Spoiler alert do not watch the video i am warning you if you do that's on you
Rick Flag Sr. and Eric Frankenstein brawl with Clayface as the rest of the Commandos fight to escape the military forces of Pokolistan.
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he's got the best kills in the show, 100% worth the watch
I hired this ethereal to stare at you guys
I've seen crack heads do worst so
He's good
it makes me want to put a dollar bill in the slot like a vending machine
LOL
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-vending-machine-vending-machine-gif-17120165985259935993 legit. i see the line and i go:
Omg twins
The trick is to always look angry and/or like you might mug someone
Worked for me so far
Also I think one of my favorite things about Creature Commandos is ||it references the newer (good) Suicide Squad movie, and we get to see answers to Weasel's backstory that was lightly introduced in that movie||
As ever Gunn cooks
guy literally can make me cry about a brick wall
also introduce me to the most upbeat musical tracks in existence
Real
Gunn is really good at making rick and morty with a DC skin
Explains why you all love it

Have me a flash back to the r6s Rick and Morty cross over
I really hope warhammer 40K/aos starts doing cross overs
They did one for call of duty
AOS is a harder sell as the games for it keep flopping and gamers don’t really like it compared to 40K/fantasy
Fun fact, the Big Bang theory killed The Batman Minature game and the DC Universe miniature game competitive scene because they were so otherlunop
Most people apparently didn’t know AOS and fantasy battles were differnt games
Yea cause everyone is more familiar with fantasy from total warhammer and they went to get the minis for it and saw AoS
And then rejected it outright
Which sucks cause AoS rocks
Based
But now we have the fantasy minis back and they’re great
Like which each other or with outside stuff ?
I hate all crossover content
Fantasy has had its fair number of flops, and AoS is actually more popular that Fantasy ever was 
I know, we’ve talked about this 500 times in here
With Law and Order: SVU
I was referring to among video gamers
I’m devoid of joy and whimsy one might say
And their exposure from total warhammer
Hunt Showdown with that singer was a nice crossover
But also I hate it
Self loathing
LOL
The only good crossover was marvel vs capcom 2
90% of crossover content is shit and just a cashgrab
I also dislike the helldivers 2 killzone stuff
Because it’s using killzone iconography
Well yeah that’s me but @arctic talon is the 10%
It’s just weird
Like you’re meant to be immersed in the universe for helldivers to an extent
I wish I enjoyed helldivers
I just like the guns, brings me back to the days on the PS3
But like why the fuck does this dude just have the helghast outfit with the helghast icon
I’m fine with the guns
I’m just ??? On the logo
Just use the helldivers logo
Or the Super earth one
Cause it looks way better than the helldivers universe stuff lol
That’s not my point
people outside didnt know it was completely different
And killzone was based
this clip is so good
I hate crossover content inherently
ppl told me this show suck ass tho
It got a little confusing at the 3rd title
It’s like decent from what I’ve heard
Gameplay was so good I had no idea what’s going on
It just rarely doesn't just end up as a cashgrab
Like I’m fine with stuff like MvC or Blazblue crosstag
It’s your classic millennial cartoon where they say fuck a lot and make a lot of sex jokes
nah its great
But like R6 or CoD crossover stuff it’s like
i dont know who these "ppl" are, its a really fun show
its worth it for Dr Phoshporus alone lol
Poor guy
bad or not i'll only remember the tank clip and i think i'm good
especially the edit with bad to the bone
Was just buying a watch, the fattest most disgusting looking white dude in a Tesla hoodie with his 5 foot tall Asian gf were standing next to me and I barely could contain my disgust
okay what i dotn get is like
why do these explode
are they that badly made
lol
Battery
Unstable
The one at the trump hotel just cooked off
Due to fireworks
Normally the battery should just catch on fire
But if it’s ruptured or blown up it’ll go boom
lithium doesn't mix well with air
Big surprise
Oh god I thought you just meant Samuel Fisher 
https://youtu.be/qUOJlHzOcNk
It’s time to siege the day and finish the fight as Rainbow Six Siege introduces a new Halo crossover featuring an Elite set for Sledge that outfits him in the armor of the Master Chief. Included in the set are the Spartan-117 headgear and uniform inspired by the Master Chief’s armor in Halo Infinite, as well as a gadget skin that reimagines Sled...
What the fuck
Why the fuck
Samuel fishier was whatever, I’m talking about the skins and shit
Wasn't that one found to be a bomb or something ?
It was filled with fireworks yeah
Ubisoft has never done anything right
So a “bomb”
fair
Well
It was a bomb
But it wasn’t like a bomb bomb
In any case EV’s go boom because battery
Oh yeah? Explain Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents crossover
And Cybertrucks generally have terrible build quality from the few I’ve seen irl
I've never cared for either 
OH MY GODDDDDDD

Oh are we talking about trh terrorist attack?
the WHAT
No
to be fair
EVA
an explosion is an explosion
And it led to the one at the trump tower
Which didn’t blow up because of the battery
based
It blew up because of fireworks
Taco Bell comment
Which then made the battery go boom
Which was explosives and gasoline set off by fireworks
I love how everyone's first reaction was "sounds about right" when it exploded
Well people are stupid
I remember seeing that footage of the House in Hawaii having tons of fireworks that just went off
when a piece of shit rich guy makes a piece of shit invention its the appropriate reactio ntbh
EVs don’t explode like that
They explode but it’s more like catching fire
Yeah
And Cybertrucks are poorly made so I don't think people were stupid to think that was possible
Pos invention I recall was the OUYA
They were
Ngl I wonder how many more fatal accidents for the cyber truck would happen if they went with the original MARBEL dashboard idea
If you know anything about how they “explode”
As in the rock yes
Lithium moment
It’s the big downside of them for floods
For how many people are educated on precisely how vehicles explode, yes that is appropriate
i'm glad they made that one car model who refuses to load properly in Cyberpunk in real life
Ok have you been in one/driven one tho they’re kind of awesome
No
Ignorant ≠ Stupid
I haven’t driven one
You deffo gotta be to buy a tesla
Ngl I think they look ugly as shit
Oh
But many people are stupid too yes
I like sleek vehicles
I would take a Tesla if there was some crazy deal I guess but it’s terrible for my line of work
This is a fact you learn on your first day in the 40k fandom
They’re mega fun to drive and v powerful
They’re ok cars if you drive a certain distance
I forgor
My favorite part is Elon was like begging and pleading it wasn’t the batter
Yeah ill just have a normal car, thanks
But for what I do nah
I mean it wasn’t the battery
Teslas are fine though largely
Not for that one
Some of the new ones have very sussy welding
Tesla's quality control is abysmal
Cybertrucks suck beyond just their look
It’s a gimmick car
The tesla jerking here is crazy 😭
The Tesla self driving is pretty amazing too in reality
It’s nice yeah
Obv people are gonna focus on the negative instances but the whole thing is a big tech feat
Having been in a normal Tesla before they’re nice cars
it's so amazing it's not allowed in any other country 
I mean teslas aren’t bad cars, it’s not complex. I’m not gonna buy one and they’re not what I’d want out of a car ever
But I still dislike Elon
Like a lot of spacex’s stuff. They just have great teams.
It’s definitely a overpriced commute car
They are pretty bad
They’re not
they got some positives but thats about it
He often makes himself pretty hard to like
if you wanna like the car thats fine tho

It’s still a fine car, I don’t have to like Elon to think it’s fine
Spacex is run by Gwynne Shotwell and she’s amazing
He can be a dork and the car can be ok, Cybertruck is a joke though
Its not really about elon but ye its uh kinda bad
excuse me what
It definitely is
is that real
I brake check every Tesla that’s behind me
Wouldn’t be the worse What If
lol
Have you read it?
Ah the good old Black character to thunder power road...
It’s really bad
I genuinely brake check jeeps and Teslas
Cybertruck is just this generations Delorean
Piece of shit car which works ok and looks neat
Jefferson Pierce, the OG
Ngl the delorean looked better to me
nah bro
the dolorean looks sick
But I don’t
this shit looks ass
I wouldn’t buy one but it’s a gimmick
I meant the truck
Because then I wouldn’t have read the funniest comment about this bad situation “ by Odin's Fade, I command you."-Reddit comment
yeah but it actually looks awesome
Also the frost giants have golden chains
and that's all it needs
Deloreans have aura as the kids would say, CTrucks are just garbo
Cybertruck looks like what I drew and called a car as a kid
I aspire to look like Michael zecks art of the punisher
I’m ngl
They’re both pretty stupid
Siggy stop being based
My mind's self purging ability really astound me
Delorean just had Back to the Future
Miles Morales’ “Thick of It” moment
If I see a white chick on her phone behind me in a white Jeep she’s DOOMED
Deloreans story is funnier too
C4 all tesla owners 🙏
annihilate them

Ugh
Cybercuck is so weird
I wish to increase the wealth of the 1% at the expense of the other 99%
I wish for blind people to see for five minutes then lose it forever
It has the exaggerated swagger of a African American God of Thunder
In fact do you think they had a single person remotely aware of African American culture read it
Tony STANK back at it
🗣️
Odin has like
Superior iron man mentioned
I forgot what brand of shoes
I got issue 1 the other day
"Dave, tell the team to add more Jordans"
No they just think “this is what they want” without considering the backlash
I wish they’d do something funny at least like make Black Panther Red Skull
Go full unhinged
What If gets pretty unhinged sometimes in the comics iirc
They always make it so fucking safe
What I hate is whenever these bad pandering products also flop it just gives chuds more ammunition to use.
Corpos please stop being so braindead.
But it’s generally safe stuff
Exaggerated swagger of a black teen
VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER TO ALL
Except when it is
Too slow again
Yes
Smh
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
Oh man I was PISSED at that
SAME
The new one just SUCKS DICKS
ands it got Maga'd because the us military used it
Why are we surrendering these things to dorks so easily?
Also have some arcane concept art, fun fact they were gona have Vi be the one with Silco originally
And the art is an exploration of it
I admit I’m a fanboy for the Punisher. But changing the iconic skull was an insult to me
What does the skull look like now
The real good move should have had Punisher have a new comic issue where he absolutely destroy some Maggot
It’s lame
One of my students saw me out shopping and I was wearing a punisher hat and they got all new opinions of me
Do I even want to know
.4% of steam users use a pepe avatar, steam supports white supremacy
Like they did with the triple K back then
Damn
They addressed it in the 2019 run
Hate to see it
It was fully addressed
They over address it
But kept making a deal of it
I kinda hate reading new punisher stuff
It’s not good
my favorite punisher was the one in the tick
You cowardly fucks
I liked him better when he tortured pedophiles and shit
rip those teeth out frank

Anti hero. I started liking him growing up after Captain America. Lol
If Ennis isn’t writing him he usually sucks
Truth be told
I liked him when he was yelling "No No no NO NO" whilst tied to a chair
Yeah im gonna do that to you in a minute you fucking-
Ennis Punisher was perfect cause he got held back just enough
I love the punisher because he’s cool and I do a great bernthal impression
You seen the comic where he poses as a little girl to catch online predators and kill ‘em? That’s just him when he’s bored and has nothing important to do
the problem is his writing was dogshit
yell whilst tied in a chair?
having a female character say
"im getting wet"
hearing frank talk
lmao
fuck sakes
💀
I liked when daredevil branded people
Nah Ennis punisher is classic early 2000s
You’re from Jersey, everyone is doing a Bernthal or Tony Soprano impression by default there
Just like the 2004 movie
Men and women
The violence parts are good but i dont wanna see him write any character that isnt frank
Bernthal is from Maryland
Doesn’t matter
gabagool gabagall
I said what I said
He’s also a member of your tribe
Let them wotch
I like Bernthal punisher
Hes very good
Shhhh don’t give him away
has that psycho-with-a-heart thing down lol
Remember when ultimate spiderman ended with the punisher killing spiderman by accident lmfaoooo
He’s done an amazing job hiding his Jewishness
Him and Paul Rudd
Yea cause he co opted the thin blue line crowd
On his podcast
You’ll buy Black Rifle Coffee and you’ll like it
Buy Dollar Shave Club you fuck
Look at all these promo codes
Black rifle coffee tastes like shit
It’s coffee
Having been offered some
no it does taste like *shot
It all sucks
aka i wanna get shot in the head when i drink it
It tastes burnt to hell
I don’t like coffee, I drink tea
It’s just super black coffee, it sucks but it’s fulfilling its purpose
I am also a tea drinker
🤝
who drinks coffee for taste
I don’t care for coffee much unless I need it cause I slept like shit
coffee good
Black rifle cuckold company
lmfao
I lift in a redskins salute to service shirt all the time
i drink 4+ cup a day so i can keep that heroin addict look in my eyes
Lol
I get a hot cup of coffee so I can get rid of the homeless on the way to work
throw them the mcdonald coffee
I get literally no energy benefits from coffee but I like to drink something hot in the morning and I prefer coffee taste to tee
Bro is immune to caffeine
My personal trainer said I can’t drink energy drinks anymore
Yet I get no withdrawals if I go a week without it
Or else your heart goes boom?
If you've got ADHD doesn't caffeine just have no effect
some people do just not get affected by coffee
I've read the same but I've not got a diagnosed adhd
it has different effects
i drink out of habit anyway, at where i'm at i can basically chug 2 energy drinks and go sleep a comfy 8 hours
Or it's calming
Pretty much, too much caffeine and I chew tobacco
yeah totally
its not like ive been on 400mg of caffeine for a very long time
Tf this is literally treason
replace them
i love water
id rather die tbh
rather than drinking water ?
read that as Dickot Tea 💀
how much 4 stream
Why can’t the US be this full of joy and whimsy/j
You have horrific brain rot
legit
i regularly empty the office water dispenser
i dissolve caffeine pills in my water to make it more palatable
We r 2 full of FREEDOM u fool
Well at least you can just do coke instead as a substitute
I used to love doing cocaine
It was so fucking fun
College was a four year party for me
Bruh
I’ve never partaken, too worried I’d like it a lot
This explains a lot
A friend of mine did Coke once and then never touched it again because he said it was boring
bruh im already hooked on energy drinks and cigs coke would not be good for me
my sister will freak out if she doesn't eat before taking her ADHD meds but she does coke
It’s fantastic
That’s ok just use heroin first and see if you like that
adhd meds destroy your appetite you need to eat before taking them or you're gonna mess yourself up
coke is awesome
i'd rather stick to weed and try to stop drinking than do crazy shit
Cocaine or Warhammer, which is the cheaper hobby
Yes.
Warhammer
Note: Please don’t actually do heroin
Cocaine is prolly way more expensive if you get addicted
It’ll be fine if you don’t
Unless the cool kids are doing it
i snort grounded up forgeworld minis
And you wanna fit in
Coke
Then you should
Cancer time
Cocaine doesnt have weird annoying fans
It felt like… a clear blue sky
that's what bigpharma want you to think
how opiate addiction starts
Well this is a flat out lie
This is a lie
This is the truth*

For I am a fellow Coke Fan
How many people here have done hard drugs before lmao
capital C coke
well from my experience most of ppl when under coke get very annoying
the brand
are shrooms hardcore
not me tho
Unvarnished truth
i'm p chill
Did weed once, didn't feel anything
did you make sure to tap the needle
Found the psychopath
I drank the bong water and everything
dang she drank the bong water first try
It has pretty minimal effect on me
No
I would never waste my Dr Pepper on drinking.
What else am I gonna cook with?
I actually dont like pops and sodas
Shrooms are just a wacky time
Weed and shrooms are genuinely for people with no want for employment
wha
LSD is for people who wanna pretend they’re interesting
I’d rather hang out with Coke heads than pot smokers
awww
Lol
😔
Weed does suck smell wise
can’t even do drugs anymore bc everything is fentanyl
Fucking downtown Chicago
Weed smell just reminds me of the Phillippines when I went there as a small kid
coke heads do start smelling once they piss themselves tbh
Jesus Christ
Dont ask me why
i love weed smell genuinely
I want weed illegal again so I don’t have to smell that shit
when i catch a whiff im like a blood hound
I like the smell of gasoline
Gasoline smell is pretty awesome, if it didnt burn brain cells
Weed fucking fries your brain eventually man. More slowly than other stuff but it does.
it doesn't
I hate the smell of people who smoke or people who smell like pot
It absolutely does.
there's no scientific proof it does
I feel like they don't warn kids about sniffing glue anymore
Weeds big issue is for a lot of people it makes you do nothing
They don’t
There are… lots of papers that show long term effects.
Weed makes you a murderer too
show me which one shows brain cell death
It’s called reefer madness
But I’m speaking from experience w long term stoners
Weed can bring out schizophrenia if you have a history of that in your family
love that movie
Idk whether it’s apoptosis or just weird neurotransmitter profiles
free friend in ur head
Blue Oyster Cult made a song about it
Don’t Fear the Reefer
I don’t listen to rap
Shame
In the case of my school it was telling people to not sniff glue that caused so many people to start sniffing glue
Weed doesn’t cause brain cell death but it def fucks with your brain
the last time scientists tried to prove weed kills brain cells they hooked up a monkey to a bong and deprived it of oxygen
It literally messes with your brain chemistry
School "Don't sniff glue to get high"
School kids "Wait sniffing glue gets you high?"
It won’t kill your brain cells
Yea and when they took it off it still wanted to be unemployed
Huffing glue and shit is actually just tarded shit
There are lots turns out
But it’ll def fuck with it
Review
"Stop crushing up smarties and snorting them"
my fellow third graders:
I haven’t seen any mentioning brain cell death
like no shit your brain cells die when you literally get asphyxiated
But have like
Other issues
People act like weed isn’t as harmful as nicotine or alcohol lol

When it probably is
Imagine monkeys on horse electrolytes
Hold on I have to get my anti weed wojacks out of the folder.
he's reaching
officer gun him down
he hasnt dropped an acorn yet
🌰
Rare case where the people make themselves the soyjack
Lol
Reddit posting articles everyday about how weed cures cancer
Go this one
💀
Ayahusca isn’t weed
The spirit is there though
Peyote is funny to watch people smoke
I never did any but I did observe, fucking wild
what in the
Me irl
Real
Who makes these images
Water does go hard
4channers?
It’s so high effort too
God
brb gotta hydrate
Where do you find these images lol
i think the most most high effort wojak meme i did was uh
Me, part of the water cartel
it's a good one but it's made as a joke
making a wojak out of every high lord of terra
IS THAT 9/11 LMFAO
it took me like an hour on MS Paint
White matter volume decrease? Also
Yes
the best wojacks are made out of pure spite
NOT THE OSAMA PLANE
There’s a channel in my discord called “gem posting” and people put Wojacks there
Eisenhorn basically
This was a banger
That being said
i just finished the 1st book 
Male, to, female
i was liked by somebody who refers to themselves in third person
i dont understand
wtf I got in my phone man
Wtf lol
Ngl there some good defense from the Vikings
i love the children's colouring book style
Why is this one so incredibly specific
Okay this one is good
Football fans are an odd bunch
yeah soccer is weird
My favorite sport to watch is baseball
Hahahahaauahauahaheshshaha
I love baseball and hockey
are you part japanese
Oh man you’re a funny guy Tommy
japanese are way too into baseball
I hope the Stanley cup is never won by a Canadian team again
Im pretty sure Elite is part Japanese
Yes
what i'm funny like a clown?
Omg dattebayo!!!
No the way you tell the story you know, it’s funny
I just rewatched that movie recently, I totally forgot how hilarious the Christmas scene was
FUCK YOU
Where every guy keeps progressively bringing in more ridiculous stuff
why was the main actor in nothing afterwards
I’m more proud of the side of my family that as far as I’m aware of didn’t commit Warcrimes

Ray Liotta?
yeah
He was in a ton of stuff
like what
he was pretty hot
He plays himself
There’s… what. That’s just normal scientific hedging.
this reminds me i saw this guy at the airport last week who had the most perfectly circular face i's ever seen
like you know guys who look like a fucking mouse
this man had the up pointy nose
Oh I get it
small head
nah the jews were the kids running along the aisle while there was turbulence
i shit you not
You better hope none of you guys have cows
Lmfao
This is incredible content
Makes sense
Probably bad digestion
Titus in SM1 has a quite round face, then it is turning more and more square in each appearance.
💀
wojaks are one of the few things which genuinely unnerve me
He’s gona look like a Minecraft character by space marine 4
why make this
and why so specific
hey mfer i have IBS and i still eat everything
Yeah
I was re reading descriptions of Medusa the other day
The good thing is, you’ll die from exposure or lack of air so fast that it won’t matter
LOL
You won’t even notice the 4x Terran gravity
Tbh deliverance seems like one of the least awful first founding homeworlds
Inwit isn’t real
Baal is just like “oh desert and big scorpions and thirst water”
Medusa is literally just “no air, extremely hot or too cold, can’t see anything, instant violent lightning storms and also dark age and Necron horrors if you someone survive all that.”
And Mccrage is jerked to death so I’m not mentioning it tbh
Oops
Chogoris is ok I guess
Baal secundus is like decently nice, there’s permanent towns and cities
Inwit is also borderline a death world
Thirst water is a pretty well known threat and people know how to deal with it
Inwit all the nice stuff is underground lol
Calth🤝Inwit
But Baal secundus is like not that bad
Overall
Baal primus got nuked to shit post great rift
So it doesn’t count
Caliban isn’t doing so hot these days
Baal itself is being terraformed
Might take the cake now tbh
It’s just a few billion daemons and daemon engines
Smh
Building more daemon engines
I wonder what lesser daemons have the worst time
In the forge of souls
Or on wyrmwood lol
The English major ones
Lol
It’s just one giant STEM course
But like I feel like a bloodletter, daemonettes and blue horror would all be having a terrible time lol
For plaguebearers it’s not that much worse since they were just counting before lol
I wonder what Vashtorr prefers
He doesn’t seem picky when it comes to slaves employees
How cool would it have been if the Death Krops had occupied Vraks after the war and given them the same shame and redemption mentality that they had. Making them into a defensive Kriegers. "Vraks sinned. In life war, in death peace, In life shame, in death atonement." Maybe they have Krieg officers for a while?
Concept loadout from Darktide
Vraks redeemed loadout
Then Krieg loses their only cool factor.
what
what
everybody on vraks died
there was a massive demon uprising
what
I'll be honest i woul have found it somewhat lame.
The problem on Krieg wasn't due to chaos
they don't have to be a 1 to 1, My inspiration comes from the different armies raised from East and West Germany. Like they have a shadow of Krieg over them ya know?
Werent they sent to labor camps and mindwiped?
Most Krieg regiments were just redeployed elsewhere
every heretic was killed or sent to concentration camps
I mean labor camps whoops
Hows this sound for a mechanicus prayer
O' Omnissiah, deliver us from the curse of entropy, from the indignity of rust.
Grant us the blessing of chrome, flood our circuits with the Motive Force.
Let the Machine Spirit rejoice! Shield us from the blasphemy of scrap-code.
Replace chrome with steel
I only used chrome cause of a line from Pasqual about being blessed with chrome to prevent decay
but alright
krieg was only allowed to redeem itself because it was neutral during the HH. vraks became chaos worshipping, there's no coming back from that for the imperium
wait no
krieg had the civil war
anyways vraks was unredeemable
Krieg had the civil war where one side wanted to secede
its good but "chrome" makes people think of cyberpunk the game too much
is there a good book about Krieg?
christ leman russes and everything guard is out of stock
no lmao
Reboxing for the codex
lol
most krieg stories are like
Rulebook? Or like book book
mostly by Steve Lyons
thought to read about them
and they are extremely mediocre
Dead men walking is fine
i hope they remake the leman russ
In fact
read Dead Men Walking
i see, thanks
I’d say dead men walking is good
^
It’s prolly lyons best work
Changed it to steel and it genuinely made my minecraft server start functioning properly when I read it aloud, and I'm wearing my crux mechanicus necklace
even if its from the mid 2000's it works really well
especially even when its oldcrons it works
since yeah the characters would never see the actual necrons with brains even on a battlefield like that post retcon lol
Ave Deus Mechanicus
was just going to post that
same noosphere connection
It works perfectly with the tone of the book tbh
🤝
are new books, like very very recent ones, any good?
Yes
lemme open BL site
The recent one is decent
i mean about anything, not only krieg
lolol
fck i dunno what admech is
ah
And Kayex
i know then
It makes sense for me. Chrome for a long time used as expression for durable metal coating and shiny finish.
ITS JUST AN OKAY ELDAR NOVEL
THE PLOT IS MID
so are the books good, is BL delivering?
