40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

We had some guy with a dante pfp here complain about castlevania having gay romance and just god

literally not 1 week of peace

[raven stone]

...what

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

[raven stone]

rofl lmao

wrong game, wrong channel, wrong attitude, wrong everything

[storm jungle]

Like out of everything the random homophobia caught me offguard

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah the variety of transphobes and racists are hilarious

You get the space marines

The sexists people

Funny bunch

[raven stone]

Oh right, that other topic(s)

female custodes or marines

[humble shoal]

Hehe

[raven stone]

see I don't even need to care becuase I am not invested in those factions anymore
I have grown beyond those faction's age bracket lol

[crystal forum]

i love that guy i hope he's annoying another server right now

[raven stone]

(well ok, deathwatch is an exception)

[humble shoal]

Deathwatch are cool

[crystal forum]

i like batshit people it's so much more fun than lame anti wokers

[storm jungle]

Same

[humble shoal]

Tyberos is a woman

2 women in a trench coat*

[queen laurel]

Explains his rampages to be fair

Just like a pissed off woman

[humble shoal]

The red wake

If you catch my drift

[raven stone]

[Insert aged and stale jokes about Sisters of Battle suffering That Time Of The Month]

[queen laurel]

But yeah people straight up says some dumb s*** here

[humble shoal]

This one is new because its a name pun too

[queen laurel]

When most of the time it comes from like

Lore related arguments

Like they will bring in like this real world agenda into warhammer

And then blow up

[raven stone]

I mean, these are the people who complain about games being too woke and not being able to play them I suppose.

Which is...you know, maybe you have better things to do with life than just gaming?

[queen laurel]

Yeah what can you do some people are dumber than a grot

[humble shoal]

See I dont understand why if people dont like games they just.... dont buy it

Like didnt seem like I was gonna like vielguard.... didnt buy it

[raven stone]

Well, to be fair, they actually don't buy it indeed, as far as I understand. But it's the insistence on complaining I don't get

[vagrant fox]

People like complaining is mostly the reason

[raven stone]

It's like they decided a physical copy of something is representative of their memory of the older games they presumably already own

[humble shoal]

Then again I think the most recent game I have bought is.... darktide

[raven stone]

or are furious they cannot re-live those times because they updated their PCs and lost the old games or something.

[humble shoal]

Im pissed ea deleted my ea account

With like 15 games on it

[raven stone]

...

OK right

that is some new perspective lol

[humble shoal]

[dapper gyro]

Most old games for windows can be played on new windows.

[humble shoal]

Tried to redownload origins, account is just gone

So piracy it had to be for me

[dapper gyro]

I still play 1990s-2005 ish games.

[raven stone]

no wonder the US audience is so stick-up-their-arse about games, if publishers are actually nuking older games remotely

in which case, yea, evil publishers indeed.

[humble shoal]

They said you havent logged in in 2 years so we deleted your account

So just rebuy them

[vagrant fox]

Guess my account is gone too then

[raven stone]

Steam does feel like the last honest holdout

[humble shoal]

Yup

And gog

GOG does gods work

With their offline installers

[vagrant fox]

Steam does some scummy shit but it's leagues better than most of their competition

Does Epic even have a basket yet, or do you still have to buy everything individually?

[humble shoal]

No idea I never got their store

Because it has a bit too much snooping for me

[raven stone]

and today I learned more context with which to understand why some people feel that sorely about new games and old games.
Though ultimately, memories are memories - nothing physical should disrupt those, and only silly people would say "OMG the New Veilguard is so bad it ruined my memories of my Old Veilguard game forever!!!!!"

[dapper gyro]

GOG is goat

[vagrant fox]

I'm getting spied on regardless, so I just grab the free games

[dapper gyro]

I havent play all of my steam games, so I really dont feel the need for Epic account.

[arctic talon]

These are just a very limited selection, they're from the 9e codex

[humble shoal]

Gaben can watch me all day

[arctic talon]

They have a basket now, I dislike valve's monetization in their games for a variety of reasons but steam is fine

[raven stone]

Even if Steam is spying on me, joke's on them.
Genshin probably spied on me even more lol.

[dapper gyro]

As long as you do a threesome, Gaben will refuse to watch you.

[humble shoal]

My issue with genshin is its anticheat was used by malware

[arctic talon]

what even is Genshins anti cheat

EAC?

[raven stone]

I did not know that - well, at least I will know what went wrong if my gaming latop or ipad bricks

[arctic talon]

nvm its homegrown lol

[dapper gyro]

Use malware to fight cheat... peak China.

[raven stone]

Eh, MiHoYo has moved to Singapore now AFAIK

[humble shoal]

Lets just say valorant is also an offender of the same....

[humble shoal]

Was this before or after the attempted stabbing of the ceo

Over bunny girl outfits

[crystal forum]

people dont get that every anti cheat has way too much access

[raven stone]

...I actually didn't know that either lol, anyways, let me try to check - assuming I have time before my jogging session...

[crystal forum]

i find it dumb af

[humble shoal]

Not counterstrike

[crystal forum]

because VAC is useless

[humble shoal]

Shhhh

Anyway EAC is tolerable because it actually turns off when the game is off

Anyway time to start making dmas forndarktide

See you later gonna be a billionaire

[raven stone]

...ok so it looks like it's more complex than I explained it. But basically MiHoYo is based in both China and Singapore

anyways, won't bore everyone with the corporate details and I have to attend the jog session as well.

[arctic talon]

They're making it turn off when Valorant turns off soon™️

in any case most anti cheats are insanely invasive

and they're usually terrible at their job

[humble shoal]

Id look for the campaign but on my phone it was mentioned in passing at a black hat talk

[crystal forum]

it's like if an anti virus had barely any funding while also having to constantly adapt to new threats

[humble shoal]

Most antiviruses suck in the same way tbh

[crystal forum]

i'll take one over nothing

as opposed to anti cheat

[humble shoal]

Windows comes with one

[crystal forum]

that's still an anti virus

i dont want any anti cheat meanwhile

and a lot of the time anti cheats are just there to prevent players from circumventing payment models

[arctic talon]

the only anti cheat I've ever seen work consistently is Riot vanguard

and that one is like invasive as shit LOL

[opaque coyote]

battleye moment.

"yeah you totally shot through 5 walls to hit my head BY COINCIDENCE. of course."

[arctic talon]

Battleye literally ignores people flying

Actual dogshit anti cheat

It’s so funny in destiny 2

When there’s a cheater in pvp running around trials of Osiris

With the username battleye sucks

[opaque coyote]

Rainbow Six Siege ex-player here

[arctic talon]

And they have infinite heavy ammo, flight and perfect accuracy

[arctic talon]

Oh don’t worry same

[opaque coyote]

God.

[arctic talon]

I gave up on that game after they added Ace and Melusi lol

[opaque coyote]

I love seeing people somehow shoot through walls

[arctic talon]

What the fuck were they thinking with them

[opaque coyote]

Actually fine with Ace.

Melusi is just fucking annoying

[arctic talon]

Melusi having 3 speed, indestructible barbed wire, and insanely good guns

[arctic talon]

Ace was fucking stupid on launch

[opaque coyote]

I think the worst part is that they crippled guns

[arctic talon]

Also giving a hard breacher the best gun in the game

[opaque coyote]

Like all of them just feel like total shit

[arctic talon]

I’m glad I wasn’t there to see every gun get crippled lol

[opaque coyote]

The BOSG became meta

Twice

[arctic talon]

Idk I think ace getting the AK-12 was like

[opaque coyote]

Because of how shitty some of the guns have become

[arctic talon]

The beginning of the end lol

[opaque coyote]

Fair tbh

[arctic talon]

When it came to balance

[opaque coyote]

But honestly I think the gadget was fine

[arctic talon]

It’s like a combo of everything for ace

Tbh

[opaque coyote]

They could've just buffed Thermite

[arctic talon]

Nah

Gotta leave him dogshit

Also nerf his gun

[opaque coyote]

I think the beginning of the end was when they started reusing weapons

Because it's connected to multiple characters

[arctic talon]

Yeah fair

[opaque coyote]

And now nearly every gun feels like shit

[arctic talon]

But I think it fine to an extent

Stuff like the FMG-9 being shared between Nokk and Smoke

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. That is true. But I also think that the extent they reused it was

bad

[arctic talon]

Idk I’m pretty sure all the operators I like playing are dogshit now

Lol

[opaque coyote]

I honestly supported it at the beginning because I thought like

it would be used sparingly

Clearly that was a mistak

e

[opaque coyote]

Poor Nokk

Pro Leagues barely used her too

It's not like she was meta

And then they crippled her for no reason

Like why?

They removed the best reason to use her

[arctic talon]

I played like Smoke, Mute, Lesion, Frost for defense

And then for attack it was like, Nokk, Hibana, Thatcher, Nomad

I really like the SAS guns tbh

[opaque coyote]

I liked Maestro, Doc, Rook, Kapkan, and Mozzie

[arctic talon]

Didn’t they remove mozzies shotgun lol

[humble shoal]

I stopped playing when they added goyo

[arctic talon]

My favorite griefing character

Didn’t he get totally reworked

[opaque coyote]

Specifically his pocket shotgun but yeah

[arctic talon]

Oh my god what did they do to the MP5-K lol

This things stats are ass now

[opaque coyote]

For attack. I actually liked using

Fuze, Twitch, Buck, Zofia, Maverick, and Nokk

[humble shoal]

I was a nomad main

But would also run thermite or thatcher

[vagrant fox]

I miss Destiny 2 sometimes, pvp sucked massive ass even without cheaters though

[young pecan]

Fellow Doc enjoyer spotted

Sometimes I would let the voices win and shoot a friend then stim them

[humble shoal]

Sometimes I let the voices win and shot an enemy with it

So I can dunk on them again

[young pecan]

Especially when they're downed

[humble shoal]

But I also stopped playing because Idk the game acted weird for me

[young pecan]

Ela's sister getting off the ground? Speed up her revive then knife her

[humble shoal]

Couldnt get back into it

[humble shoal]

They removed that feature

[young pecan]

She can't do that anymore?

[humble shoal]

Yup

[young pecan]

Actually I think I remember that change

[humble shoal]

Cuz pros complained

[young pecan]

For me it was new operators being annoying and lame

[humble shoal]

When I started playing was when they removed the acog

[tough haven]

What kinda music would be playing live at a nobles manor?

[tough haven]

This

Early siege was cool but I feel like with new operators they lost the plot

[dapper gyro]

Siege has plot?

I think I should sneak into the dev office again to check on that.

[tough haven]

Like it went from “yeah this guy can breach open walls” to “this guy can fucking sprint through walls” and “this lady can use holographic drones” or “this Korean dude can fucking turn invisible”

[tough haven]

I mean like thematically

[humble shoal]

Tbf the korean dude isnt actually invisible

Just to cameras

[storm jungle]

They fucking removed Terrorist Hunt

also even Bombers

actual spineless weaklings

[humble shoal]

Also casual mode

I loved playing hostage

With my friend who always played fuze

[vagrant fox]

What shooter is left, Apex turned pretty shitty and I have no desire to play CS with the most virulently racist Russians on the planet

[humble shoal]

CS so you can be barraged with racism

Ive been called more varied slurs in cs than cod at least

[young pecan]

Apex used to be the only game I booted up

It was so good but it just hasn't felt good to play in years

[winter vessel]

from the moment of its reveal, I always knew Apex Legends would be Respawn Entertainment's reckoning When the TItanfall series would be shelved

[arctic talon]

Cod players only know 2 slurs

[winter vessel]

I remember seeing a COD player who wanted to stop "carrying" the team just because we kept falling behind by four kills. So that score gap went from a four to a ten because he intentionally gave up while still belittling the others.

[arctic talon]

Lol

[winter vessel]

Funnily enough, the opposing team really thought that was petty, and instead of trash talking our team. they singled out the tryhard for being a "Sore Bitch"

[humble shoal]

Facts

[arctic talon]

The only shooters I really enjoy nowadays are valorant or CSGO tbh

Or I guess CS2

[humble shoal]

My favorite recent game of cs was me tilting a team to win a 0-8 game

[arctic talon]

Goated

[humble shoal]

By just saying "he wins those" in a clutch

As my friend proceeded to run and gun with an ak for 2 kills

Thats when I was called the unique I think chinese languahe slurs...

[arctic talon]

Lol

[gray umbra]

Ive been enjoying coop or singleplayer games recently

[winter vessel]

those games i've been playing mainly since Jan 2024, rarely would i go back to a PVP session. Mainly Halo but that sadly has lost its shine to me as a fan of 21 years

[arctic talon]

The only pvp game I play regularly is League of Legends

Lol

[gray umbra]

I just stopped enjoying competitive games, the only one ive played recently was rivals

[vagrant fox]

The changing of the ranking system was very baffling to me

[winter vessel]

Rivals is a good Hero shooter game I'll say that much. but the fact that Concord "players" are bitching about Rivals' success makes me laugh

[gray umbra]

Lol i didnt know that was an issue

[arctic talon]

It prolly isn’t

[gray umbra]

Rivals felt like original overwatch before forced queue

[arctic talon]

Sounds like bait

[arctic talon]

Role queue was good

Imo

[storm jungle]

Im only here for Squirrel Girl

[arctic talon]

I don’t get peoples aversion to role queue

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-squirrel-girl-gif-15613912139213690291

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

[gray umbra]

It was needed but god damn did i enjoy the 5 winston spam

[arctic talon]

Oh that’s what you meant

[vagrant fox]

You think that tail smells?

[gray umbra]

Why she so THICC

[arctic talon]

Sex sells

[raven stone]

I have to genuinely question people who think Concord has good designs

[winter vessel]

Mm, I'm more drawn to Psylocke. which is basically me being a Genji main again

[arctic talon]

They didn’t use white woman psylocke

Lol

Unless you count the skin ig

[gray umbra]

I do magneto,venom, captain, loki, magic and starlord

[arctic talon]

But that doesn’t change voicelines or anything

[gray umbra]

ASSEMBLE

[arctic talon]

Lol

[rocky gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789130721096106006/1326234224696627220/NetEase_does_it_Again.gif

[winter vessel]

PUUUURRREEE wheezy inhale CHAOOOOOS

[raven stone]

If anyone wants to complain about Rivals, just remember standard China censorship applies. Unless they have changed it, which I doubt.

[arctic talon]

Gets headshot by Hawkeye and instantly dies

[arctic talon]

Nah netease won’t change it

They don’t want to get deleted by China lol

[raven stone]

Very true

[arctic talon]

They’re not as big as tencent so they can’t get away with as much shit filter wise

[winter vessel]

I barely even remembered who Psy was in the game until i went back to the OG X-men 1997 cartoon when i watched reruns as a kid

[arctic talon]

Actually i should test if egg fried rice triggers a filter in rivals lol

[raven stone]

Lol

[arctic talon]

During October and November

Because

[winter vessel]

so far, I've only used Punisher, Starlord, Captain America, Psylocke, Mantis, Hela, and Hawkeye

[arctic talon]

Mao’s son got blown up by bombers during the Korean war while making egg fried rice

Which is what legends say

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/x1r16vMbQlk?feature=shared
not sure if he tried egg fried rice though.

[arctic talon]

asmongold

No thanks

I think I’d rather chew on a glass full of alcohol

[raven stone]

With apologies then lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[young pecan]

Do you know any good comics of Magik's or Star Lord? Those two seem really cool to me

Never been into comics so not sure where to reliably find them either

[storm jungle]

Alas I just post panels I find funny, im not a big comic nerd lady

lmao exactly im the same

[keen nova]

No idea who he is but I ignore him because youtube recommends it

[storm jungle]

Hes literally just a smelly (not even joking his room is a fucking junkyard) ex-professional WoW player

nowadays he gets trending because he reacts to every media outrage with a soyjack face and goes "Yeah I agree" with the popular opinion

guy's a piece of shit

[keen nova]

Ah so an NPC

[storm jungle]

Literally.

[winter vessel]

I call him Blonde Charlie

[crystal forum]

streamers aren't humans dont worry

[storm jungle]

LOL

[crystal forum]

they're morons who somehow have large online presences

[storm jungle]

its not a mystery, they just appeal to the louder voices

[winter vessel]

I’ve only really watched Penguinz0

[crystal forum]

yeah but a lot of them are super socially awkward it's so weird

[rocky gale]

Back in the day Asmongold was atleast semi entertaining

Before he fell off the deep end

[winter vessel]

There’s a piece of me that’s glad Mr.Beast’s empire is taking hits

[young pecan]

Some of them are but there's few and far between

[storm jungle]

Same but its not gonna matter

hes an absolute media giant

[young pecan]

They're usually the smaller streamers that are actually personable

[crystal forum]

there's a few streamers with actual talent as improv entertainers

[rocky gale]

Like he'd stream for 12 hours straight and you could just to any point of the stream and he'd be talking or telling a story, there was zero dead air.

[storm jungle]

CaseOh is the only one I watch lol

but even thats off-stream, like youtube videos

hes very funny mostly

[rocky gale]

But then he went Chud

[storm jungle]

he legit has such a fucking punchable face too

like hes what I think when I think of an incel lol

the fact that he cant even have basic hygiene helps

[crystal forum]

he gets NO p word

[rocky gale]

Speaking of p word, yall seen the new Sue Storm skin that leaked

[storm jungle]

Weird?

Sue Storm?

Post now

LET ME SEE THE CAKE

I mean uh

cough

[storm jungle]

DAAAAMN

[young pecan]

Yeah he's a good one, sometimes I watch his too

[crystal forum]

SWEET MAMA

[storm jungle]

THE FUCK IS THIS BDSM SHIT

[rocky gale]

It's a Malice skin (Time in the comics where she got brainwashed and turned into a Villain)

[young pecan]

THEY WENT THAT FAR WTH

[storm jungle]

Based????

[crystal forum]

there's nearly a fucking cameltow

[winter vessel]

Charlie only caught my interest when he roasted Sneak0 on gun knowledge.you have no idea how much I want to slap someone who calls a magazine a clip

[crystal forum]

like you can see the shape of the fucking

[storm jungle]

to be fair

[young pecan]

Sneak0 is insufferable

[crystal forum]

idk what woman parts words are

[young pecan]

And hypocritical at that

[storm jungle]

NSFW video makers literally said the devs did half the job for model extracting lol

[crystal forum]

cowper gland?

[storm jungle]

THE WHAT GLAND

[crystal forum]

the fuck is this shit

[tough haven]

I like Slimesicle quite a bit

silly goopy guy

I'm also a Jerma fan

[storm jungle]

Jerma

really hope he gets hit by a bus

[crystal forum]

oh wait guys have that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbourethral_gland

i remember the funny words from primary school sex ed

[winter vessel]

Surprisingly I’ve started to watch Papa Meat’s videos. I do miss his creepy ass animations tho back on Meat Canyon

[young pecan]

Otzdarva is a good Dead by Daylight streamer

[vagrant fox]

He's a bit weird about women isn't he

[young pecan]

I fucking hate Dead by Daylight but it's fun to watch him play it

[crystal forum]

honestly i dont like the creepypasta videos like i prefer niche shit myself

[shell mason]

why is there a nut sack on my screen?

[crystal forum]

it's male anatomy

[young pecan]

???

Why

[crystal forum]

dont you care about your cowper glands

[vagrant fox]

He watches infomercials

[winter vessel]

It’s pretty “tame” to me compared to what other Creepypasta stories I hear

[crystal forum]

and your epididymis

[shell mason]

I don't really care for jerma or Otz

[winter vessel]

One content creator I do hope, that continues to be alright is LifeofBoris. I like his cooking videos

[crystal forum]

yeah it's just that they make these stories super flashy when people would find online horror boring otherwise

[vagrant fox]

The only ones I watch are Jerma and Tomato, not the fortnite one

[young pecan]

Oh yeah I used to watch his videos

[crystal forum]

jerma is actually talented as a comedian tbf

[shell mason]

humor is subjective

[crystal forum]

you dont have to find him funny to respect the talent

[winter vessel]

As a child I followed “Team Crafted” (big sad). into my teens and adulthood, the “Vanoss Crew” never fails to make me laugh

[shell mason]

and some people think Gwyneth Paltrow is funny

[crystal forum]

vanoss is like one of the only childhood content creators who havent turned out to be creepy

[crystal forum]

again, you dont have to enjoy the comedy to recognize talent or a lack thereof

[shell mason]

him, h20, nogla, terrorizor, and maybe basically

Mark, and pewds, jack

[static wren]

jerma mentioned, random penis anatomy, otz mentioned this is what its all about

[winter vessel]

If I want a “my spleen hurts” sensation of humor I watch Smii7y

[crystal forum]

This channel rules

[crystal forum]

my humor is so broken that i watch badly translated history and im literally gasping for air

[shell mason]

as i said humor is subjective

Some shit some people find funny is some things people don't

[crystal forum]

cool

[vagrant fox]

Well, duh

[shell mason]

Sig you look like you watch senor pelo

https://tenor.com/view/criticism-spooky-month-pelo-srpelo-sr-pelo-gif-11291093172736986461

[winter vessel]

https://youtu.be/ov554SYVSyk?si=JVscW7WOTaVb9EPi this is one of the few instances where something i found so deep can be ruined under 4 minutes, lol

[sly ivy]

Who are any of these people you people are yapping about

[tough haven]

Why's that?

[shell mason]

Youtubers

[sharp pollen]

penis lore in warhammer yay

[sly ivy]

@storm jungle is so unapologetically violent lmao

[storm jungle]

Simple, hes annoying.

[sly ivy]

Perfect 4 the Inquisition

[storm jungle]

Well yes im turkish 🇹🇷

[sly ivy]

Lmaoooo

[sly ivy]

This

[tough haven]

Fair enough, I find him entertaining though

[shell mason]

he just like me frfr

[sly ivy]

Explains a great deal

[tough haven]

tbh if we was hit by a bus, he would find it really funny before dying

[sly ivy]

Natural emperors

[vagrant fox]

Very important for space marine and primarch lore

[tough haven]

(He cant help but laugh uncontrolably at car crashes)

[storm jungle]

"Hahaha jerma made a funny face and said a funny thing isnt he so funny-"

Im gonna rip out your fucking teeth with a plier you annoying little sack of shit I swear to god-

[shell mason]

The cosmic irony of it all

[winter vessel]

Only thing I know about him is his comparison to the TF2 scout

[sharp pollen]

well Jerma is good at making cool events, like IRL Sims house

[rocky gale]

The funnier version is the one where Anakin actually does know the story and did write his thesis on it.

https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4

[winter vessel]

I like the ones where Mace is involved https://youtu.be/oOjsYr-ZxCQ?si=3ZU9VKUmzrzC4c5T

[tough haven]

Thats not the stuff I find entertaining

the mainstream stuff from him is annoying

I find his more niche stuff more funny, mostly his propensity for having accidentally perfect comedic timing

[rocky gale]

The one with Padme trying to seduce Anakin and he's too busy talking about his thesis to notice is the best

[winter vessel]

And the fact she gets on board with it too is great. She’s the only that doesn’t shut down Anakin so quickly on his thesis

[crystal forum]

dilara is the bloodthirsty warrior mod we all need in every server

she WILL kill you

[shell mason]

welp study time

see ya nerds

[tough haven]

This is my favorite clip of his, out of context it sounds like a fucking bomb crashed through his roof and he had half a second to recognize the danger

https://youtu.be/gKR0UYA_i9M?si=oF3DO7b7MqIF5l7I

it is quite loud

also dude fucking sucks at DMC

[tough haven]

Rare emulator bug

[crystal forum]

the amount of shit that happens to this man on a regular basis cannot be natural

part of why i love him is how genuine his reactions are

[tough haven]

This is also it

[vagrant fox]

I do like when Jerma watches infomercials and his adhd goes overboard about nothing
Or fanboying over Cathy Mitchell

[tough haven]

He's just unabashedly himself

Even when his takes are godawful I love it

[crystal forum]

he's also very good at improv when he feels like it i'm very jealous

[tough haven]

Does good voice acting too

[crystal forum]

like he comes up with shit on the spot and it's always original

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/rtwlgp_CJPc?si=KGXbKo850JI-znEs

[crystal forum]

it's rare to find an animator who's both extremely talented at drawing and animating

i love this guy

[tough haven]

Ikr

[vagrant fox]

He does some bopping game reviews

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/0Qs_jRerdSg?si=NEJDE-mQGdMIw-2G

[tough haven]

this is another favorite of mine

https://youtu.be/9Df7fObNOeo?si=Mwl1WUw2qIxFGC2q4

[crystal forum]

oh yeah

we've all seen it

[tough haven]

Yeah ik

Its very mainstream

[crystal forum]

this one's my fav https://youtu.be/kHQD9FLob_A?si=Ra6YzKy7QIvf2Xq5

the fact that it happens

and there's no way he could have planned for it

[tough haven]

Yeah thats the stuff I love

like the random encounter type shit, where theres no way he could have intended for it

[crystal forum]

the funniest part is you can literally never tell when he's doing a bit

[vagrant fox]

I always find the Hillary Clinton hair incident funny, it sounds like he's about to cry

[crystal forum]

i love jerma i'd deconstruct his style of comedy if i was bored and wanted an idea for a youtube video

[tough haven]

Very true lol

one of my favorites is his AI dungeon videos

https://youtu.be/wW3cMTTaIQo?si=2nCnXGbpEqqtWwDc

[crystal forum]

oh yes

[tough haven]

animation isnt quite as good but its unique

My favorite part about generative AI, even though I hate it is how it cant keep track of A. whos talking, and B. the locations/states of characters (i.e Alive or dead)

and its the fact that its so close to almost getting it right most times

[crystal forum]

AI has no object permanence

it's funny sometimes but annoying

like the AI minecraft that becomes a whole different area if you look somewhere else

i dont know shit about neural networks but i feel like this should be improved because i want my ERP damnit

[languid meadow]

whiplash statement

[vagrant fox]

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fewww-gif-27387782

[crystal forum]

that's the combustible lemons guy

insane

[languid meadow]

this movie was so good but I just enjoy everything that J.K. Simmons is in

[crystal forum]

he's the most normal looking A rated actor you'll find

looks like he'd be your uncle

[vagrant fox]

He looks exactly like my old martial arts trainer

[spare osprey]

fr tho

like i saw a dude who looked just like him like a week ago

just roamin

[rose thorn]

Yea the generic rules were officially removed

For guard

So uh

Fuck brood brothers I guess?

The space marine virus is spreading to the rest of the imperium

[arctic talon]

not really

I'd assume you just use any of the sheets for brood bros

tbh

also do brood bros not have a profile in the GSC codex?

[sly ivy]

Even tho u r East Asian u will always b my continental brood bro

[arctic talon]

[tough haven]

its hilarious for stories though

[tough haven]

Mine looked 1:1 like the Rock

was a horrifying psychological effect

[tough haven]

wym

[rose thorn]

Nope

None at all

[rose thorn]

You have to run your guard as either cadian catachan or krieg

[tough haven]

Oh

thats fucking dumb

[arctic talon]

Rules wise

[rose thorn]

The like 60 dollar kit for killteams is literally just a guard kit

[arctic talon]

Lore wise it doesn’t matter imo

[arctic talon]

I’m aware

[rose thorn]

Ye

[arctic talon]

But it not having a profile is surprising

I do think GW should have gone with generic naming for the squads

[tough haven]

I guess I'll do cadian then? since they are the most generic and moldable?

[arctic talon]

I.E Shocktroopers, guerrilla fighters

Ect.

[rose thorn]

Yea everyone was expecting it to have rules, since they killed universal brood brothers it would have been okay

[arctic talon]

Again, it doesn’t matter fluff wise

For the best option

Literally all the guard infantry rn are good

Cadians have the most output

[rose thorn]

*and I assume you have to run your company and hero options as the same type

[arctic talon]

Dkok are the hardest to remove

[arctic talon]

Command squad on their own I’d assume no

[rose thorn]

Ie catachan guard with catachan officer

[arctic talon]

For attached characters prolly

[rose thorn]

Current rules they are separate units

Catachan company command (or what ever it’s called) is different from the cadian one

[arctic talon]

Yes

And they’re keeping that

I’d assume

They showed rules for each one

[rose thorn]

I bet there will be a rule like for space marines where you are locked out of all other regiment of guard if you bring one

[arctic talon]

They won’t

Explicitly

Because GW wants mixed regiment armies

[rose thorn]

Do they?

[tough haven]

people will buy more models then

[arctic talon]

Yes

That was the whole thing

They were pushing for 9e

Mixed regiment armies

Because regiments often mix in lore

But pre 9e you couldn’t do that

[rose thorn]

I saw it as ‘oh you want a new play style for the same codex? You have to buy whole new army’

[arctic talon]

That would be with the old rules

[tough haven]

Is speed freeks dead?

[arctic talon]

don't think so

[tough haven]

50 concurrent players as an weekly peak would suggest otherwise

[rose thorn]

The game or the play style?

Oh game

Isn’t it a singeplayer game?

[tough haven]

no its multi

its an ork racing game

[queen laurel]

it's an online game

[arctic talon]

It’s online and they’re still developing it. Therfore it’s alive

[rose thorn]

ITS LIVE SERVICE?!

[arctic talon]

yeah

@queen laurel I know you like watching big buff men beat the shit out of each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76wvt0aEE4

[queen laurel]

LMAO, yeah i saw it

[outer wave]

I love it when big burly hot men kill each other for my entertainment

[queen laurel]

look darius you are strong but is it a smart idea to fist fight a troll

[arctic talon]

ngl this has to be trundle before he got big lol

[arctic talon]

tbf this is like 10 years in the past

darius is still kind of a hot headed idiot

[green loom]

Darius can fist at least 3 trolls

[arctic talon]

https://vxtwitter.com/WhatleyLeague/status/1876684815950553515

[queen laurel]

i'm gonna be honest if they do fight each other it's probably gonna turn out like this again

[arctic talon]

ngl I think trundle is going to beat the shit out of Darius now

he's HUGE now

[queen laurel]

what like warhammer ogre size or bigger?

[arctic talon]

Bigger

[green loom]

Two, three times as big

[arctic talon]

way fucking bigger lol

[green loom]

He's like Throgg

It's Throgg right

[arctic talon]

Trundle outsmarted anyone who was bigger then him

and killed anyone smarter then him

[queen laurel]

Shit he can definitely take down a gargant

[arctic talon]

he's also a proper mage now

[queen laurel]

the small one not the mega one by the way

[arctic talon]

rather then like

how he used to be

[queen laurel]

big guy with a big ice club?

[arctic talon]

big dude with ice club

does do some tactics

but usually just clobbers people to death

Trundle has grown overtime into a pretty good tactician

[queen laurel]

so he uses ice magic or something

[arctic talon]

Yeah

and he can "sap" the life force from people

and make himself stronger

grow giant ice pillars, make himself stronger, drain life from people dying around him

ect.

[queen laurel]

Damn

is he still allies with LIssandra

[arctic talon]

Yeah

she helped make him what he is

[queen laurel]

that is true

[arctic talon]

and its not like she treats him or his followers like shit

[queen laurel]

aye treat something good and it will become great they say

[outer wave]

One thing I kinda dont like is that Darius looks somewhat twinkified

[queen laurel]

this is in the past where he is younger

[outer wave]

Oh thank god

Now lets hope they dont twinkify Sion

[arctic talon]

its explictly young darius yeah

[outer wave]

I wonder if Kled would make a small appearance

[crystal forum]

my main server banned me i'm back to being annoying here

female custodes am i right

[winter vessel]

I didn’t care much for em (Guard fan first and foremost) but Sisters of Silence are just left in the gutters, it’s sad as hell

[open sparrow]

You're missing the real question... Ogryn Krieg...

How absolutely horrifying would that be

[shadow plover]

how are sisters of silence left int the gutters

[raven stone]

Oh hey I was banned elsewhere too last month lol

[raven stone]

I mean, we have Ogryn Krieg in game XD.
But as a lore concept…yes, would be terrifying.

[sly ivy]

Lmao what

[raven stone]

Agreed, Sister is Silence get sidelined because “not super soldiers”…

[winter vessel]

outside of rules in the recent codex they haven't gotten any new units or lore

[shadow plover]

Custodians themselves have not gotten much either

[acoustic rock]

What is sisters of silcen? are they like sisters of battle?

[shadow plover]

they're anti psyker warriors fighting alongside custodians

[acoustic rock]

Oh, why don't they just add them to custodie army then?

[crystal forum]

omg ban friends!

[shadow plover]

they are in the army

[acoustic rock]

No I mean with models and lore

[winter vessel]

even so, I wish the had me more support

[shadow plover]

it's a niche sub faction within a niche sub faction

they've had a quite a few POV novel characters though

[acoustic rock]

Oh I thought you meant they were like a unit in the custodie army

[shadow plover]

I mean, they are. Sisters of Silence have two units for the Custodian codex. What I meant with the sub faction is that they're a part of the imperial forces that work with custodians in lore

[acoustic rock]

Just looked into them a little bit, they seem cool

kinda wish they'd expand on them more though

[shadow plover]

they are pretty prominent in the heresy

[soft thunder]

Just rewatched Tithes ep 2. If you haven't seen that it has some brief Custodian/sisters animated action

[acoustic rock]

I'm guessing they have more models for them in the heresy game

[shadow plover]

One named character unit and three troop units

and a vehicle iirc

[soft thunder]

||https://youtu.be/xhLUQdGtrc4?si=w2fHm6xhomWI3Gc3||

[sly ivy]

I love this bit

[winter vessel]

man, the Arbites were kickass in this episode

[acoustic rock]

One thing I wish they'd do different is the model designs.
I know why they make them all look like the tabletop models, because they want to create the association and sell those models, but it kinda makes the animation look a bit more cartoony than needs be

I think because details on the physical model are so small, but translated to a full-sized digital model they still look like plastic toys. some more realistic scaling and details would be cooler imo

[sly ivy]

Yes agree

Also like codex art is allowed to adjust scale like this

So y not wh+

[soft thunder]

Pretty sure the Tithes animator were the same studio as the Killteam box promo animations. Reused assets can be seen in some, like the orks.But ya they always trying to sell models.

I’ve only seen elaborate models and textures in fan content like Death of Hope. Poor guy did all that himself and got burnt out iirc

[storm jungle]

I always hated how people act as if the SoS are getting the Sororitas treatment of being forgotten for years when they essentially always had nothing and really didn't need anything.

where were you guys when we actually needed you lol

[shadow plover]

yeah, having female custodes literally does nothing to diminish the existing Sisters of Silence

[storm jungle]

pretty much

[shadow plover]

it's just as it were

[queen laurel]

yeah like of the top of my head the they have ever done was saving the imperium from the beast

[storm jungle]

also even then its like

[queen laurel]

other than that i don't remember them doing anything else

[storm jungle]

Custodians are the sub-factions of sub-factions like SoS

literally nobody cares about them on the grander picture lol

[queen laurel]

yeah like can you name another event where they were as important as they were in the beast

[raven stone]

The rare sighting of the Happiness Pattern helmet

[winter vessel]

He just trying to B Positive

[dapper gyro]

Fun fact, according to some official guide book, that shotgun is 12 gauge.

[acoustic rock]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[plush mason]

one of my fav reactions to the "outrage" was, this is sure to piss of all the custodians players, if only there was more than 12 of them

and hell i think that was mainly about the rule set and the stat changes

which iirc where not good to put it lightly

[storm jungle]

YEP

Most of the reaction was

"Oh yeah neat. Anyway these rules suck."

[queen laurel]

What's funnier to me was the switch up was like for the actually insane people was like

The rules suck

Wait a minute

Why is there woman in my male fantasy

[storm jungle]

Well

at least it wasnt a black guy on a book cover

[queen laurel]

Honestly yeah that was another whole worms of losing

[plush mason]

omg that shit was wild

[queen laurel]

I thought my galaxy spanning empire that has multiple planets and can have multiple environmental factors on what people look only had white people

[plush mason]

dude was trying to push the nonsense head canon that geneseed makes every space marine look like their primarch lol

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^

the best part is

that guy is an actual nazi

I didnt even KNOW who he was until I had to look it up

[plush mason]

kekw

[queen laurel]

It's like people like something they resonate with most

[storm jungle]

Love it

[queen laurel]

I'm only half joking but

Jesus christ

You can't really make things up sometimes

[plush mason]

the imperium is all the worst forms of government rolled into one, so naturally fascism plays a heavy role

it historically being one of the worst government systems made

[queen laurel]

Yeah but if you tell imperium fans that some of them react like a rabid animal

[plush mason]

ofc

the simple fact is all fascist governments failed in less than a century

even communism lasted longer

fascist Spain went back to being a democracy the moment it's leader and founder died lol

[storm jungle]

based history

[queen laurel]

Hey a better choice is a better choice

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhmM26me-6Q

[storm jungle]

EYO

[shadow plover]

Arvus Lighter, real shit?

[storm jungle]

came for Cadia

stayed for Arvus Lighter

[green loom]

I like that the asteroid is literally just the Kasr and it's bunker network

[storm jungle]

oh my god I just noticed that

lmao

[shadow plover]

I love it when a piece of a destroyed planet makes an appearance

[storm jungle]

Speaking of destroyed piece

as ever why do I ever look at 40k comment sections

[shadow plover]

it literally does not stand

it's in shambles

[queen laurel]

to see if people are dumb

[storm jungle]

True

but yeah Hammer & Bolter huh

weird because the animation style sems upgraded

[queen laurel]

did they ditch the original 2D art style

[storm jungle]

Yeah I was gonna say

because I did like the style of it

[queen laurel]

yeah as long as they had better budget it was cool

And if they put an effort it could even look as good as say like

Vox Machina

but it seems they are going all in on the 3d

[acoustic rock]

"Cadia stands" means the spirit of cadia endures (in spite of the planet's destruction even), it's not meant to be taken literally

[green loom]

They mentioned months ago they're going to have M2 do it

[storm jungle]

The joke is its an annoying saying

and people need to stfu about it

lol

[acoustic rock]

nah, it's fine

[storm jungle]

nah, its bad

[acoustic rock]

nothing wrong with it

[plush mason]

its overused, it was fine at first

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

it's like people screaming about ork bending reality jokes it's overdone

[storm jungle]

also that yeah

[queen laurel]

and i've already heard about it like 50 billion times

[storm jungle]

its fine in lower doses

i dont wanna fucking hear it 10000 times

[shadow plover]

it's fine in-world, people overusing it in comment sections is tiring

[queen laurel]

Please the joke is older than terra at this point

[acoustic rock]

What about "for the emperor" or "death to the false emperor"?

[green loom]

(it's mostly just a symptom of the "underrated underdog" being the most popular faction behind space marines)

[queen laurel]

fine in setting but people saying it? ehhh

[plush mason]

its so old the necrontyr where using it

[queen laurel]

kind of the same thing really

[storm jungle]

That yeah

[acoustic rock]

What's wrong with fans saying it? It's just an expression of enthusiasm for the faction they enjoy

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

because its repetitive

we just said why lol

[acoustic rock]

that's the idea though, it's a battlecry

you don't just say it once

[storm jungle]

Yeah and people dont say battle cries every minute

they shout it once and charge in

[queen laurel]

yeah that

[acoustic rock]

no one does, it's a lot of different people saying it

[queen laurel]

you only say it when it's appropriate to say

[acoustic rock]

Return to Cadia seems apt, no?

[storm jungle]

Cadia doesnt stand so I guess that works

[green loom]

Wind up guard fan
"C-cadia stands!" "f-for the Emperor!" "Heresy! Low quality gunshot"

[queen laurel]

OK so it's OK for someone to scream for the emperor on every talking space they have related to warhammer spamming the same repetitive things

i can literally predict what an average imperium fan can

say

[acoustic rock]

Sorry I don't understand what you're saying

[vagrant fox]

Blind dogma wins again 💪

[plush mason]

i lowkey love that one of the vet personalities shittalks the cadian one

[storm jungle]

This lol

[plush mason]

"you'll fall apart at the last moment just like your world did"

[queen laurel]

Yeah it feels like they make it like a personality to mention that they love this faction too much

i love warhammer orcs even i'm not that ******* loud

[acoustic rock]

Some people sure, but just saying "cadia stands" doesn't mean that's their whole personality. I just see a bunch of people exicted for something they're interested/invested in

[storm jungle]

Yet its always the people making it their whole personality shouting and repeating it constantly to annoying levels.

Its not that complex.

[acoustic rock]

if it's one guy, yeah, but if its a bunch of people saying it together that's kinda cool imo

[storm jungle]

I guess we should lock you in a room with said commenters as an experiment and see how that fares

[acoustic rock]

No one is forcing anyone to endure anything of the sort

[storm jungle]

As long as you arent sharing said room/space with them.

Why are you so adamant on defending this lol

this is such a weird argument

[acoustic rock]

Because it's how I feel about it

[storm jungle]

I mean cool

[acoustic rock]

ye

[storm jungle]

its still not really correct

"I think its cool so its not problematic"

[acoustic rock]

nah I'm right, and it's not really an issue. you guys might find it annoying but there's nothing wrong with it in reality

[forest orbit]

Its annoying.

its very much obnoxious

its not a "you guys" thing

[acoustic rock]

it's okay to find it annoying, im not arguing against that

[queen laurel]

yeah too much of something is not a good thing

[celest dome]

The problem most time with those sort of people is that they're doing things taht everyone has already seen dozens of time before, so it's already overdone even if you do it rarely

[acoustic rock]

I'm just saying that it's, in concept, endearing that people have a common phrase to rally around and take joy in

[gray umbra]

Memes are the dna of the soul

[storm jungle]

Yes, thats how sayings work.

And it doesnt stop it from being annoying

[acoustic rock]

yeah

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Okay thats a bit mean

but uhhh... not untrue either

[forest orbit]

[storm jungle]

I kinda hate how much ive seen these kinds of people tho ngl

[plush mason]

why is the 8th regiment the posterchild of cadia?

[gray umbra]

That image describes like 100 percent of the ig fanbase

Including me

[celest dome]

Khorne is best

[storm jungle]

Same reason as Vior'la being the face of the Tau or Saim-Hann being the face of the Eldar; they pop out on posters

[celest dome]

Luck of the draw

[queen laurel]

dilara, quickly hide this image before the eternal argument boss fight gets triggered again

[forest orbit]

Also bright colors

[gray umbra]

Ultrasmurfs too

[forest orbit]

'ish

[vagrant fox]

No mentions of shovels deducts a point

[forest orbit]

yeah this is more the "general" guard fan

aka Cadians

[plush mason]

what colors do Saim-Hann use?

[acoustic rock]

I'm not saying it people can't find it annoying. Perfectly innocent things can be annoying, but they're still perfectly innocent, which is my point. Perhaps annoying, but that's more a personal problem than a problem with the fact people say it

[storm jungle]

Red/White

[green loom]

That's because it's guard fans, not death korps memers

[vagrant fox]

They're all the same

[forest orbit]

WOOOOW

extremely rude

[gray umbra]

The red white does look good

I like the ulthran colors though

[storm jungle]

Ulthwe?

[gray umbra]

LOL

Fuck

Yes

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Close but distinct enough

[storm jungle]

Yeah the black with bone white is really good

but then again

when hasnt black/white not gone well together

[green loom]

It's like space marines fans vs salamanders fans

[queen laurel]

are these the ones that specialized in speed

for eldar

[storm jungle]

Yeah

[gray umbra]

Well i also think black templars are boring

[plush mason]

its also massively overused in 40k sadly

[vagrant fox]

Someone post 2nd edition eldar for me so stare at whistfully

[gray umbra]

About to get crucified

[forest orbit]

[celest dome]

Well they are

[forest orbit]

Oh come on guys

[gray umbra]

I think that stems more from me being oversaturated to deus vult memes

[forest orbit]

what did we ever do to you-

[vagrant fox]

Everyone is boring, except my special boys

[forest orbit]

actually nvm dont answer that

[celest dome]

Ye, that would be better

[plush mason]

which craft world is that horrid blue/yellow again?

[storm jungle]

Iyanden

or as I call it

**EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-**YANDEN

[green loom]

This is a fav of mine

[storm jungle]

God I LOVE that one

[queen laurel]

how can you tell my faction is based on speed, BECAUSE YOU'RE RED AS SHIT

[storm jungle]

Also erm

the correct term is authoritarian 🤓

[gray umbra]

Mitsubishi vs dodge

[forest orbit]

Real.

[green loom]

I was expecting you to say the correct term is "child burning fascist"

[storm jungle]

Lol not wrong either

i do love how much like

GW tries to deviate from showing Sallies doing any atrocities

its actually hilarious

[vagrant fox]

le Salamanders are just heckin good guys

[green loom]

Don't they have an entire company that just murders dissenters

[forest orbit]

the best addition has been from their 9th edition supplement where they upgraded an entire company's job-

yeah that, but that wasnt existing before

[storm jungle]

Yep

you can tell it was done due to this issue

"we gotta make them evil somehow"

[green loom]

Like you shouldn't have to since they're still space marines, in the imperium

Which is like, two layers of "evil" already

[forest orbit]

What annoys me is we almost never see them get deployed to Warzones where they gotta commit bad shit like other marines

its always conveniently "good natured" shit

like piss off

[acoustic rock]

Wait, you mean Salamanders aren't literal babysitters? But that's what all the 40k meme pages I follow say D:

[forest orbit]

Galvanize yourself.

[green loom]

Yeah they're like especially stubborn

And also racist

[queen laurel]

I now understand why you defend the memes

[green loom]

But like, normal racist

[acoustic rock]

I'm being sarcastic lmao

[green loom]

Like they hate southerners on their own homeworld

It's pretty funny

[queen laurel]

I HATE IGNEANS

Said space marine salamander number 54 for the 50th time in the book

[raven stone]

Wait hang on GW remembering to write Sallies doing some bad things?

What a world we are living in

[storm jungle]

As we know chat

I prefer my space marines to bomb civillians

not rescue them

[queen laurel]

We get it Dilara you are a dark urge player in Baldur's gate now move on

[celest dome]

Nah she play a normal character, but make the Durge player think she is playing Durge

[queen laurel]

That's definitely 100% something dilara would do yeah i agree with that

[crystal forum]

dilara laughing her ass off when she kills innocent people

[raven stone]

She is doing it in The Emperor's name, it's all fine /shitpost

[humble shoal]

Same, marines malevolent are the best

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-mad-max-fury-road-gif-mad-max-road-rage-powerful-gif-23410772

[summer mural]

salamanders do seem odd that way

like all the fire and brimstone stuff

then also helping old ladies out of rubble

are they fuelled by righteous hate or not

[humble shoal]

They have good pr

Just like the blood angels

[summer mural]

the blood angels dont have good pr

everyone hides the cutlery when they show up

and the tables

oh

angels

i read ravens

[humble shoal]

They are unstable mutants and should be purged

[summer mural]

the blood angels have good pr you are correct

they drink wine and go berserk, and their chapter master is a living legend

[vagrant fox]

The Flesh Tearers are divinely ordained to kill everything near to and including the target and this is why they win

[humble shoal]

The Malefactors are blood angels with bad pr

[summer mural]

dont they like...die a lot?

[humble shoal]

Every time I hear the name flesh tearers I cant help but think of the alfa video where the emperor snorts orks

[vagrant fox]

Not since Guilliman showed up with fresh recruits smile

[summer mural]

who was the guy flesh tearer guy

seth?

I like him

hes got attitude

[vagrant fox]

Gabriel Seth

He's so cool and doesn't afraid of anything he killed an eversor

[summer mural]

~~ hes cooler than cato~~

is he as cool as sharrowkyn though

[humble shoal]

Is he cool as my main woman the red wake

[summer mural]

tyberos is kind of just a hype machine

he doesnt actually have a stacked resume

hes just got hype and aura

well, a stacked resume we know about anyway

also he has a cool model

[hallow saddle]

he has insane aura

I need a new Tyberos model

and some carcharadon transfers

And then id 100% do some

[summer mural]

why do terminators have such different helmets compared to the regular marine helmet shapes

i could never get why the terminator helmets look so different

[hallow saddle]

Kitbashed with some heresy tactical marines

[hallow saddle]

im not sure actually, but it's the indomitus pattern that's the rly different one

Probably goes back to the original art, and I'm not sure why the artist chose that or who did the first sketches

Jes Goodwin maybe

[vagrant fox]

They've more or less looked like that since 1ed

[humble shoal]

This is why I like him

[grim nexus]

Hi everyone! Could someone confirm that the Dreg Tox Flamer is considered an Alchem weapon, or is this entirely different? Thank you in advance!

[storm jungle]

Uhh idk the term alchemical since im not a scientist

but its essentially mixing chemical material with flamethrower material so that the fire that actually burns you is toxic/deadlier (because warhammer)

well that and I guess its the best the cultists could get

[grim nexus]

For reference: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Alchem_Weapons

[storm jungle]

Actually not too far off lol

but its just a normal chem-weapon i think

because Alchem weapos is just something they made up for that one booklet it seems

[humble shoal]

I honestly assumed it was the green goo+promethium

That they use for everything

[outer wave]

I just thought it was noxious fire

Like breathing it in or touching the flames would be worse or something

[humble shoal]

Green stims+fire

[storm jungle]

Yeah this basically

I wouldnt think too hard on it

[humble shoal]

Stims backpack and promethium jelly

Reminds me has there ever been any explanation what is in the tainted stims

[dusk patrol]

It’s a flamer with green food coloring added

[humble shoal]

Green dye number 3

Wondee if alchemy works in 40k

Good old heptogram

Liked the nosferatu movie because the heptogram on mans bare chest showed me he was a wizard

With his 7 planets head ass mercury in retrograde shit

[grim nexus]

Thank you all!

[humble shoal]

Anyway some link to 1d6chan got purged

[queen laurel]

I'm going to be honest i thought it was like a miniaturized bane wolf

[humble shoal]

Always like to go back there to read up the lore on the most noble of guard regiments the New Terran Rangers

[queen laurel]

Or something like that

[humble shoal]

slaaneshi cultists that discovered the best way to worship slaanesh was to cuck her and go back to the imperium

[grim nexus]

I tried to link the Alchem Weapons page of the website. Unfortunately for me (or you), I am a moderator of 1d6chan. There is/was a great purge to delete any "problematic" content.

[dapper gyro]

There are a big amount of things in 40k that are so inconsistence, overlapping, and, in many case, the same thing but given different names and description.

[celest dome]

I don't think it's an Alchem weapon, but rather just a Chem thrower like on necromunda

[soft thunder]

Virus bombs, alchem, tox-juice; it's all just Mountain Dew

[dapper gyro]

Canada dry > Mountain dew

[soft thunder]

mt dew seems more antithetical to life

[tough haven]

The rat incident

[soft thunder]

the wat--

[dapper gyro]

Fair point.