Same company that also does this
#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
@barren prawn here
queen laurel
basically darktide assail
hallow saddle
so rick priestly indirectly invented our darktide videogame ability
barren prawn
i highly doubt dan abnett and the game devs put this much research into it
storm jungle
i highly doubt dan abnett and the game devs put this much research into it
They definitely might have
barren prawn
other than throw knife cool
queen laurel
seriously
storm jungle
this game sometimes references really obscure shit
hallow saddle
i think they did read all the books
barren prawn
give me 200 examples
hallow saddle
cause why wouldn't you?
like if youre working on this thing all day every day
you'd read the rulebooks for the thing its based on lol
celest dome
this game sometimes references really obscure shit
And then you have younger fans that don't recognise it and act as if FS is changing thr lore and trashing it
storm jungle
i think they did read all the books
Also this yeah, the entire plot of this game is literally a Dark Heresy game lol
barren prawn
they prolly went to a game shop and asked hyper nerds
storm jungle
And then you have younger fans that don't recognise it and act as if FS is chang...
Also this yeah people forget literally every piece of lore and other stuff goes by GW approval before being added to this game
ive seen so many lore-grognards go "fatshark just adds anything in and breaks the lore"
lol
celest dome
they prolly went to a game shop and asked hyper nerds
What's your deal rn
queen laurel
Also this yeah people forget literally every piece of lore and other stuff goes ...
yeah tell'em that they will literally tell you what your ork bot can say in a server
celest dome
You seem quite adverse for some reason
barren prawn
What's your deal rn
im a pro hater
hallow saddle
"yo we need 3 psyker abilities for the game"
so they read the books and find 3 cool ones
storm jungle
they prolly went to a game shop and asked hyper nerds
this game had 8 black library authors help with its lore bits so no
hallow saddle
not a massive stretch there
storm jungle
also this yeah
its pre-existing shit
they didnt just throw a dart and went yolo lol
barren prawn
yeah
crisp heath
You seem quite adverse for some reason
Adversity builds strength.
sharp pollen
this game had **8** black library authors help with its lore bits so no
DT?
storm jungle
DT?
Yep
they are shown in the credits
largely responsible for a lot of random stuff
celest dome
Basically like Futurama where the writers had like 15 PhD and stuff
storm jungle
in comparison Vermintide just had Matt Ward
hallow saddle
the king
storm jungle
my boy
love people going "wtf" when they learn hes the reason the Ubersreik 5 are so good
hallow saddle
yep
"i love the darktide voice lines theyre one of the best bits"
"oh yeah matt ward did them hes done a kickass job"
crisp heath
They should make a game and let me write everything for it i bet it would be so good.
hallow saddle
doesnotcompute.jpg
storm jungle
but the shithernet told me to hate ward
FYI I read all my lore from youtube/1d4chan
barren prawn
um excuse you all
crisp heath
>FYI I read all my lore from youtube/1d4chan
I get my lore exclusively from 30 second tiktok shorts with phonk music over it
storm jungle
I get my lore exclusively from 30 second tiktok shorts with phonk music over it
Lmfao
barren prawn
i watched 170+ hours of warhammer lore in a week of Adderall and coffee littered binge
if its enough for finals its enough for warhammer
queen laurel
love people going "wtf" when they learn hes the reason the Ubersreik 5 are so go...
when i'm in a make six types of characters amazing competion and be hated by the community, but my opponent is matt ward
crystal forum
did you know being a dreadnought sucks??!
vagrant fox
Actually Alpharius didn't get bodied by Dorn and he took over Guilliman's life and also Horus sits on the throne
vagrant fox
DAE sanguinius killed horus ans was killes by emperoe??
At least GW isn't as bad as community conspiracies thank god
storm jungle
Yeah im glad they did no twists with that
Horus literally just beats the shit out of him and he dies
its so fucking funny lmao
crystal forum
i'd probably make AI warhammer videos just spouting the dumbest lore possible
storm jungle
the worst part is it would be believable
queen laurel
i'd probably make AI warhammer videos just spouting the dumbest lore possible
i could not believe it Jay, you somehow said something Dumber than the dumbest thing you have ever said
vagrant fox
There is one with David Attenborough or something
dapper gyro
>FYI I read all my lore from youtube/1d4chan
1d4chan is still a thing?
storm jungle
1d4chan is still a thing?
Always returns in some lumpen form.
modest crystal
dapper gyro
That video is so eh...
green loom
if its enough for finals its enough for warhammer
Now how much of it was classic loretuber misinformation
summer mural
the eldar are mean
I wish theyd just go back to fantasy and leave scifi to the orks
summer mural
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrO-IXOL1ss
also I feel like this fella here is recording the voiceover huddled under his blanket with a flashlight
storm jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrO-IXOL1ss
He'd probably kill everyone in the Imperium then do the same with other factions.
summer mural
watching doomguy vs all the primarchs at once would be hilarious
"you got chainswords?"
" I got a little chainsaw of my own here"
storm jungle
I also love the notion that anyone thinks he'd work with a faction like the Imperium. The guy literally hates anyone that makes human beings suffer
modest crystal
sounds like an awful unbalanced future doom game
storm jungle
yeah the issue is Doomguy himself is unbalanced
he literally kills Imperator titan sized daemons in the lore
lmao
summer mural
doomguy is pretty much onepunch man
storm jungle
^
summer mural
you cant beat the meme
summer mural
as long as its fun
storm jungle
the game of life?
modest crystal
doom
summer mural
doom the dark ages? 40k edition??
storm jungle
Huh?
modest crystal
life is unrealistic XD
storm jungle
ım confused
anyway not really ill buy Dark Ages if i hear good things about it, if not ill pass on it like I do with any game
summer mural
you are always confused, for the last time is it TURKEY OR TURKIYE
summer mural
storm jungle
Tho every country has the English Name / Actual Name thing so nothing new
modest crystal
someone inform the inquisitor the rabble know of chaos!
storm jungle
Erdoğan was just salty
storm jungle
someone inform the inquisitor the rabble know of chaos!
modest crystal
summer mural
i think the inquisitor doesnt want the rabble knowing about chaos?
storm jungle
Their codexes are pretty expensive its true
summer mural
or maybe they do now, I dunno how they...think
summer mural
Think.
summer mural
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884
an actual inquisitor at work
modest crystal
vagrant fox
I'd be an excellent inquisitor, I'm certain
Everyone is guilty replace then with new bodies easy peasy
summer mural
id enjoy some more lore on how inquisitors get selected and trained anyway, since joining any 'elite' group in 40k is some sort of death trial with 0.00009 chance of survival or some shit
except blood angels, they just get you drunk and then wait till you die or not
winter vessel
Don’t forget the coffin
summer mural
id rather sleep in that coffin than have like 9 giant blood angels stare at me getting hammered
"LOL THIS WINE TASTES LIKE SHIIIITTE, whered you get it from??"
"....."
"...oh..."
vagrant fox
I'm wondering if it's too on the nose if there's skull measurements taken at checkpoints into/out of a lower hive 🤔
lofty mason
If I’m a commoner in IoM and want to have a Sororitas milf mommy to dominate me, what do I need to do?
winter vessel
Face the wall
dusk patrol
celest dome
I'm wondering if it's too on the nose if there's skull measurements taken at che...
For what purpose ?
vagrant fox
I'm bored out of my mind trapped at my parents place so I'm making a sector
In case I run Dark Heresy or something
humble shoal
I'm wondering if it's too on the nose if there's skull measurements taken at che...
👖
dusk patrol
Do whatever you want baby
vagrant fox
I just want as shitty a hive city as possible
summer mural
is the imperial palace like a palace palace or a city
I find it hard to visualize from the descriptions
winter vessel
<:uwugryn:1062882479310110720>
aims melta cannon and gets burned from behind not so fast ya bastard
summer mural
but I imagine the throneroom to the emprah is some ostentatious stuff, even though everyone and their mothers broken into it
humble shoal
I just want as shitty a hive city as possible
then don't do skull measurements
lower hive denizens just aren't allowed to go to upper hives
at all
summer mural
like, is it a circular compound just surrounded by guns
or is it like a city where all the bureaucrats have an office
humble shoal
or is it like a city where all the bureaucrats have an office
from what I understand size wize its closer to continents in size
vagrant fox
lower hive denizens just aren't allowed to go to upper hives
It's more for mutant extermination squads going down and making sure nothing that isn't supposed to coming back up with them
summer mural
apparently its built over his himalayan labs, so its supposedly mountainous around it
humble shoal
It's more for mutant extermination squads going down and making sure nothing tha...
they send the worst down to exterminate mutants, and they are not allowed up
all extermination squads are penal in nature
with small enclaves of exterminators creating settlements where they do that (skull memberships)
vagrant fox
On the mountains innit, a big karking palace turned fortress with a city+ worth of munitorum and whatnot scribes
summer mural
makes me wonder how folks break into it, given the custodes and what have you
vagrant fox
Penal service is always the answer, true
humble shoal
makes me wonder how folks break into it, given the custodes and what have you
because gw is nothing if not inconsistent
winter vessel
Penal service is always the answer, true
Suicide…squad? Nah, Suicide Regiment
vagrant fox
Some Dark Angels went through some more or less abandoned areas. Don't worry about it
humble shoal
penal service and press ganged civilians
humble shoal
Some Dark Angels went through some more or less abandoned areas. Don't worry abo...
the clowns
winter vessel
the ***clowns***
I call em “Teenage Angst”. Except for one of their successor chapter, Angels of Absolution, they’re good boys
humble shoal
I call em “Teenage Angst”. Except for one of their successor chapter, Angels of...
nah harlequins
broke into the palace
vagrant fox
Well they get to walk through the front door
winter vessel
Well they get to walk through the front door
They do the shuffle on their way to the entrance
summer mural
custodes dropping the ball hard
vagrant fox
The single greatest faction in 40k stays winning, glory to the clowns
humble shoal
custodes dropping the ball hard
might do better if they wore clothes
summer mural
cant blame em, the blood ravens liberated all their shiny gear
dusk patrol
broke into the palace
They didn’t, but they got to the entrance basically.
Then they all died or got captured.
summer mural
cant wait for the necrons to invade that throneroom
dusk patrol
The whole scene is…very stupid for a lot of reasons.
The Eldars reason for being there is insanely stupid.
It’s about par for war of the beast though.
dusk patrol
And Custodes and other groups, he was far below the throne yeah.
vagrant fox
I should finish that series
summer mural
iirc, that homunculi basically got super high because of all the suffering on terra
dusk patrol
He got smuggled into the world by a group composed of inquisitors and other high ranking people including multiple high lords
He was drawn to the golden throne in particular
summer mural
yeah they wanted his expertise on the throne
then it went awol or something
inquisitors and high lords bringing a xeno to the emperors palace
for advice
vagrant fox
Someone's gotta fix the failing throne
summer mural
no wonder the imperiums been doing great
vagrant fox
Small wonder they didn't run into half a legions worth of Alpha Legionnaires down there
summer mural
admittedly, having 2 titans guarding the door in the palace is nice
sly ivy
I should finish that series
Bro it’s so good
viral halo
Managed to pick up Robert Jordan's wheel of time series at a used bookstore, all in hardcover
very excited
charred jewel
When space marine scouts are first cleared for their first combat operation and don their carapace armor: what is the level of their proficiency in regards to the various weaponry and vehicles of astartes?
Is every scout. From the moment he can don scout armor. Do they all know how to: use melta guns, grav-guns. Krak grenades, melta mines, plasma guns, power-weapons. Can they pilot all the ground and air vehicles? Does a scout have enough training and competency to commandeer and lead starships of at least the escorts?
Also are scouts at that point fluent in gothic and high gothic. Or just high gothic
dusk patrol
They’ll have undergone hypno indoctrination so
While not masters
They know how to use the stuff
It’s the start of learning to master them all
Which is what the rest of the training is until they become tacticals
By the time they become tactical they’re trained to at least be proficient with all weapons and vehicles in the chapter arsenal
storm jungle
theres also Chapters like the Space Wolves who literally force recruits to sit through a hypno-image lore dump lol
because they are essentially recruiting literal cavemen
storm jungle
By the time they become tactical they’re trained to at least be proficient with ...
I also still got no idea whos idea it was to mention Primaris Marines unlike Firstborn arent as proficient with some other variants like why
Im glad people ignore that tho lol
forgot which book it was in but eurgh
dusk patrol
They all have to sit through some sort of history lesson, although what’s taught varies
storm jungle
Yeah they do also have like the basic cognitive understanding of:
"Hm if I pull trigger harmful projective shoots out"
which is all you need really
dusk patrol
The Ragnar books go into how they’re given a bunch of raw info and they don’t really know how to use it well until they actually get experience
But it slowly meshes together
storm jungle
Yeah they kept that from the 1999 book its so fucking funny
they literally flash-lore video them
with like some fucking VR headset
its the best explanation of "how the fuck do they know anything about the world beyond their planet"
celest dome
What's the name/handle of Mag ? Iirc she has most Necromunda and know lots of the rules (Need some info on the Vann Saar, never really played them)
dusk patrol
@rose thorn
storm jungle
^
celest dome
Ty
@rose thorn Hello Mag, do you happen to know how the Coldfire Flamer are supposed to be ?
Like is it a normal flamer or do they have their own rules
rose thorn
arctic talon
Like is it a normal flamer or do they have their own rules
it doesn't have its own rules iirc
but I don't play van saar
but I've literally never seen them have anything aside from "normal" flamers
celest dome
So just treat it as a Flamer ?
celest dome
Coldfire gave me some hope
median star
so the leagues of votann or however you spell it have some plasma melee weapons how do they stack in comparison to normal power melee weapons
arctic talon
similar, they can clash with power weaponry
rigid dune
The titans in artwork you see towering over the battlefields, are they something that the imperium deploy on the battlefields or is it up to the mechanicus who decides that?
celest dome
It's the Adeptus Titanicus
arctic talon
The titans in artwork you see towering over the battlefields, are they something...
up to the Collegia Titanicus
median star
similar, they can clash with power weaponry
are they better or on pretty equal capabilities
arctic talon
which is part of the mechanicus
rigid dune
So imperium could send a request for a titan but they could get a "sorry all delivery drivers are busy" as a response
celest dome
yes
median star
also another maybe a dumb question but bionics are pretty well spread in the imperium does such a thing as combination bionic weapon and limbs exist
dusk patrol
Yeah
storm jungle
its either that or
"Lol we dont want to sorry"
or not even include the "sorry" part tbh
storm jungle
also another maybe a dumb question but bionics are pretty well spread in the imp...
40k has every single cyberpunk thing you can think of in existence
it just has a gothic aesthetic skin over it
anything you see in games like 2077 is basically in the setting lol
dusk patrol
also another maybe a dumb question but bionics are pretty well spread in the imp...
A more uh
Infamous example
But there’s everything else as mentioned
Super powered fists, gun hands, hidden guns in limbs
dusk patrol
Knee guns
dusk patrol
Aren't those gauntlets ?
Sometimes
celest dome
Those are augmentics
dusk patrol
Servo limbs obviously
dusk patrol
Why do you think he’s so angry
median star
do chaos marines still have to eat
vagrant fox
Perhaps this is why Nurglites win, they're all king crusties
storm jungle
die
crisp heath
A more uh
was amputating your limbs for this a good idea though. like couldn´t he just have used chainsaw gloves or something like that.
dusk patrol
Then you have the crimson guard who have integrated weapons of all types
Meltas, plasma, las, mini railguns
vagrant fox
do chaos marines still have to eat
Likely, until they become too daemonified
arctic talon
also another maybe a dumb question but bionics are pretty well spread in the imp...
believe it or not there's a hidden arm in that plasma cannon
crisp heath
https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-no-half-measures-mike-erhma...
no half measures, waltuh. here´s what´s gonna happen. you´re gonna open the can, and put the food in the bowl. then you´re gonna put the bowl down, and push it towards me. slowly.
vagrant fox
was amputating your limbs for this a good idea though. like couldn´t he just hav...
It might not be a procedure done willingly, circumstances depending
median star
can ogryn be turned into skitarii or to dumb
storm jungle
Nah
dusk patrol
They could but they’d more likely be servitors
storm jungle
Skitarii are suppose to be the PERFECT representation of the machine god's troops
turning an ogryn into one is like very insulting in the eyes of most techpriests
arctic talon
Skitarii are religous fanatics
like the Sisters of battle
or some guard regiments
dusk patrol
Also I doubt they’d work as well with the cognitive uplink
arctic talon
mfw the stupidty spreads to the rest of the squad
dusk patrol
Which is half the selling point of the Skitarii
arctic talon
If you need a bulky skitarii just grow a genebulked one
median star
would it be possible for w skitarii to be either a psyker or blank
celest dome
They have an equivalent
Herakli
The Herakli were Skitarii heavy fire support specialists. These massive, vat-grown cybernetic soldiers were as large as Space Marines and were capable of carrying heavy laser weapons and multi-barrelled Autocannons with ease. The Herakli wore heavy red robes and cowls that were covered in Mechanicus sigils and were protected by thick ceramite armour plating that covered their chests and shoulders.
dusk patrol
It’s happened for psyker
storm jungle
would it be possible for w skitarii to be either a psyker or blank
Never
dusk patrol
But it’s not intentional
arctic talon
Oh wait actually
dusk patrol
Yeah
arctic talon
there's one example of a psychic skitarii
dusk patrol
The one dude
arctic talon
from psychic awakening
dusk patrol
That one
arctic talon
literal walking cognito hazard
storm jungle
titledrop btw
arctic talon
thats kept in a lead lined box
arctic talon
and then some tech preist who wanted to try and see him had his fucking brain instantly fried by radiation
because the skitarii couldn't control their psychic powers at all
dusk patrol
Mfw radiation gets stopped by some dorky metal like lead
celest dome
Just for the radiation
storm jungle
yeah I know but megamind meme leave me alone
dusk patrol
What a poser
median star
you think the iron hands have any particular affinity for the skitarii over a regular guardmans seeing as they both like being borg freaks
celest dome
Dilara is an architect, they don't need to know science
dusk patrol
Their serfs and what not are augmented to basically be Skitarii
And given some pretty sick gear
median star
why couldnt it be me
storm jungle
Dilara is an architect, they don't need to know science <:uwugryn:10628824793101...
If the building collapses it was the peoples' fault
dusk patrol
Gotta be born on Medusa which uh
arctic talon
Their weakness is lead?
its because the skitarii is tripping balls and thinks they've been blessed by the omnissiah and they're giving off a huge ammount of radiation LOL
dusk patrol
Not a good seed
arctic talon
beyond just the usual psychic issues
storm jungle
fucking fallout ahh moment
arctic talon
so they just stuck his ass in a lead lined box
vagrant fox
Unless you're impressive guardsmen
median star
do iron hands have librarians
arctic talon
and they just drop him in the middle of shit lol
dusk patrol
Yes
arctic talon
yeah they do
dusk patrol
Slightly less augmented than the other IH
celest dome
Admech should have some melee Skitarii that are just Rad Bomb given swords to kill then explode
median star
iron hand librarian sounds menacing
dusk patrol
Their powers tend to affect tech and non bionics in particular
dusk patrol
They have stuff like the ability to flense all non cyborg people in an area
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/orco-antorcha-lotr-war-fight-explode-gif-16407343
If theres a need for it on tabletop GW will do it dont worry lol
median star
They have stuff like the ability to flense all non cyborg people in an area
what does flense mean
celest dome
Same thing as flay
median star
dusk patrol
And flesh and all that
Also they can like, upgrade the bionic limbs of nearby cyborgs
Make them faster, stronger
Tougher
storm jungle
Stronger
dusk patrol
Also vehicles
forest orbit
storm jungle
Better
median star
are their any notable named iron hand librarians
dusk patrol
Work it make it better faster
celest dome
crisp heath
is there any way i could force everyone in this chat to type slower? i can´t keep up
celest dome
no
median star
i feel like theyd get along swell with flayed one necrons
celest dome
How come loyalists psykers get all of the cool powers
Chaos use the same + sorcery
storm jungle
is there any way i could force everyone in this chat to type slower? i can´t kee...
If you think this chat is fast look at your average twitch stream 💀
arctic talon
How come loyalists psykers get all of the cool powers
You say this like chaos psykers cant do this either
arctic talon
What loyalist Psyker can doom bolt
storm jungle
seriously how do people participate in this shit
arctic talon
seriously **how** do people participate in this shit
They don’t
dusk patrol
And uh
arctic talon
Twitch hivemind
dusk patrol
Let me find him
celest dome
seriously **how** do people participate in this shit
By not caring about 90% of the messges
arctic talon
median star
i reckon an ork could still keep going with out skin
storm jungle
fat ass
dusk patrol
crisp heath
https://tenor.com/view/chat-champ-twitch-pog-twitch-chat-gif-12125345
and then jerma manages to pick out the one weird message every single time
dusk patrol
This guy less so
storm jungle
and then jerma manages to pick out the one weird message every single time
EVERY time
dusk patrol
He’s dead now though
vagrant fox
You say this like chaos psykers cant do this either
The Deathwatch ttrpg psyker powers are expansive ok it's unfair
Didn't Jeremiah get fired
arctic talon
Okay but that’s just one small chunk of stuff
Imo
Nothing says chaos can’t use them lol
dusk patrol
i feel like theyd get along swell with flayed one necrons
So…not really
vagrant fox
Not as such, everyone just spams smite and slow time or doombolt anyways
celest dome
Chaos Psyker specifically can use Imperial power
As that's what they're usually taught
But other case they'll turn to stronger version of techniques (but less safe) cause they're not obligated to self regulate as much
median star
So…not really
you think itd b possible for a really borged iron hand to get the flayer disease
crisp heath
He’s dead now though
jerma? yeah i can´t believe ludwig made an AI generated jerma to play and stream games in his memory.
dusk patrol
Maybe, it seems fairly localized to Necrons though
shadow plover
God I wish Jerma was real
dusk patrol
Considering there’s actual flayers on Medusa and it hasn’t come up I’d say it’s unlikely
arctic talon
Not as such, everyone just spams smite and slow time or doombolt anyways
I LOVE DOOM BOLT
median star
i wheep every day knowing iron hands are stuck in a perpetual backburn and no one hardly writes abt them
vagrant fox
That's half the first founding innit
dusk patrol
They get enough tbh, I’m happy enough with the lore we get
vagrant fox
I'm not so much with Imperial Fists in 40k
vagrant fox
Do the Scars get anything?
celest dome
I was sad when I learned Salamanders are extremely racist
Nocture vs Terran ?
young pecan
I think so yeah
dusk patrol
Do the Scars get anything?
Not a ton for 40k
vagrant fox
Yeah 30k aside
celest dome
Every legion was/is like that
young pecan
Well wasn't it actually people from different continents in their own planet as well?
arctic talon
Nocture vs Terran ?
IGNEANS RAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE POOR PEOPLE
dusk patrol
It’s a specific subcontinent
Where people are poor or something
It’s not exactly well written cause Kyme
He has the subtly of a bad 40k writer
young pecan
Salamander racism reminds me of European racism
vagrant fox
I tried reading a Kyme book, don't think I want to again
median star
are their any notable iron hands that have gone traitor and still alive
young pecan
"That's Johnny, he lives ten miles West. I fucking hate dirty Johnny"
dusk patrol
are their any notable iron hands that have gone traitor and still alive
Yeah one sec
young pecan
(is the same exact social, class, and skin tone status)
arctic talon
Yakub
vagrant fox
That localized in Europe it's because they're poor and stupid and give their children American names. Tripple the distance and it's proper racism
The more you know
arctic talon
BASED BAASE BASED
median star
bros borged and has the nails what a guy
vagrant fox
There was that Kristos guy too right?
dusk patrol
He’s quite dead now though
But yeah
He also was only corrupted for a bit prior
Then he got clapped
vagrant fox
That's the only onecI knew of, alas
dusk patrol
Now, technically if you ask some Iron Hands
There’s a lot of traitors running around
arctic talon
LOL
dusk patrol
There’s an amusing line in one of the books about how “no chapter of Ferrus’s gene line has fallen” and then a Iron Father starts retorting that “only counts if you only consider chaos corruption as falling”
Referring to the Sons of Medusa
sly ivy
I leave for an hour and now we’re talking about Yakub
storm jungle
I tried reading a Kyme book, don't think I want to again
Kyme literally is only on BL because hes the chief editor
hes a untalented piece of shit
sly ivy
.
storm jungle
if this interaction doesnt sum up Kyme idk what else does
sly ivy
F
storm jungle
It sucks becasuse I kinda can tell that hes trying?
but just... hes not a good writer
shadow plover
His short story Censure was pretty decent at least
storm jungle
Hes the only BL author id just say should quit his job lol
but again Chief Editor so i guess the higherups know better idk
shadow plover
mean 
vagrant fox
Kind of want a Red Scorpions marineslop book, Wraight or someone decent should write it thanks
arctic talon
but again Chief Editor so i guess the higherups know better idk
tbh maybe he's good at editing
vagrant fox
Well... considering some of the books
proven needle
However, the Sons of Medusa have a particularly exacting recruitment and indoctrination process, which can result in a lower-than-average number of initiates at any one time. On the plus side of this equation, the high wash-out rate does ensure the chapter has a large number of servitors.
😂
Only in 40k is servitorisation counted on the "plus" side.
arctic talon
Only in 40k is servitorisation counted on the "plus" side.
praise the omnissiah
storm jungle
you will accept your new role as a roomba
dusk patrol
They need them too
They have a really shitty time getting any supplies after the whole
arctic talon
Moirae Schism
dusk patrol
“We represent that time the entire ad mech split into a galactic civil war”
arctic talon
dusk patrol
For some reason this does not engender much ad mech support for them
timber fox
Hes the only BL author id just say should quit his job lol
I read BL as something completely different, I'm cooked
storm jungle
aw HELL NO
timber fox
Lmao
storm jungle
timber fox
I figured that wasn't what it meant and figured it out lol but I still thought it was funny
dusk patrol
they'd call themselves the Sons of Moirae
They’re basically doing the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea naming convention
storm jungle
lol its good dont worry
dusk patrol
“Yes chapter made of marines who almost split apart the entire Iron Hands gene line and threatened Medusa geneseed banks, Sons of Medusa”
timber fox
aw HELL NO
arctic talon
I read BL as something completely different, I'm cooked
boysl[The mods have advised me not to continue the joke]
timber fox
Real
storm jungle
I was reading a 40k Crime book where a guy is going to the casino
they send two armpeople to flirt with him
once the twink realises hes not into men he leaves him with the girl
timber fox
Lmao
storm jungle
Love it
timber fox
I really need to read some of the books and not just the wiki
storm jungle
Theres a lot to pick tbh
shadow plover
two arm people? What next? THREE arm people?
storm jungle
Basically
timber fox
two arm people? What next? THREE arm people?
Abhuman detected
dusk patrol
Related
storm jungle
Pick faction you like
Read the books
spread from there
Necrons lately have gotten some REALLY good shit
before they essentially had jackshit
arctic talon
I was reading a 40k Crime book where a guy is going to the casino
its the rich noble kid right
lol
The one whos family sells corpse starch flavoring
storm jungle
Lmao nah the fucking... ex-militarum guy
storm jungle
Colabrand?
timber fox
It'll be necrons or anything related to the Salamanders
storm jungle
Colbrand???
arctic talon
thats even funnier
storm jungle
It'll be necrons or anything related to the Salamanders
Go with Infinite and the Divine then Twice Dead King (both books)
the latter also has some really good body dysmorphia stuff
its written really well and on purposefully lol
(also a trans necron which is based)
timber fox
the latter also has some really good body dysmorphia stuff
Ah man the books are already getting too real 💀
storm jungle
LEGIT
The author even said it was intentional 😭
most people were like "nah nobody writes that queer shit" lol
timber fox
Lol
storm jungle
Yeah you picked a good faction to start with i think lol
timber fox
Sometimes the message will be right there and people will still be all "nah, that's not what that is"
storm jungle
With a fandom this awful you get used to it dont worry
timber fox
WarHammer games are some of my favourite but I've always been sorta hesitant to get into the books because there's just such an overwhelming amount of content.
timber fox
With a fandom this awful you get used to it dont worry <:KEKW_ogryn:102207718832...
I was there for the female Custodes thing.
storm jungle
Yeaaaah 💀
storm jungle
WarHammer games are some of my favourite but I've always been sorta hesitant to ...
You very much get used to it trust us
like once you understand the basics the 40k universe while still big is really not that massive, it just has some footholds you gotta establish and thats it really
vagrant fox
Could do worse than the Necrons, could've liked the Tau or Tyranids 
storm jungle
timber fox
Tyranids are really interesting
dusk patrol
They’re fun as monsters
timber fox
I like them from a biology kinda thing, the way they just adapt so fast is kinda cool and really scary
dusk patrol
I get why people collect them and paint them
timber fox
They’re fun as monsters
This
dusk patrol
But as a personal favorite faction I don’t enjoy them, they work best as the opposing force
vagrant fox
I kind of just see them as more boring orks. Might be a matter of perspective
storm jungle
They got a lot of lore you can read on them as well, its ironically pretty endless
but also yeah they are for people that like evil sci-fi space bug race
storm jungle
They are one of the most unique factions in 40k so that helps lol
vagrant fox
My fungoids 🤝
dusk patrol
I’m being toxic but yeah they’re for a specific type of deal
timber fox
My autism demands I read it all
storm jungle
Understandable
vagrant fox
At least you'll be busy
dusk patrol
It’s like Zerg but without the stupid lame sexy Gary sue
storm jungle
but also same
I mean
ive seen a lot of people that wanna get fucked by tyranids
but still
timber fox
I was gonna say
storm jungle
Yeah LOL
timber fox
The monster fuckers would like a word
dusk patrol
People’s degenerate thoughts aren’t relevant
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
I for the life of me can't remember if it actually came with thigh highs or not
I doubt it but I don't remember
winter vessel
ive seen a lot of people that wanna get fucked by tyranids
y'know surprsingly my first understanding of monster fucking came from Alien Vs Predator when i was 13, a film with a lot of problems, and its just the Interaction between the Yautja, Scar, and Lex.
storm jungle
Come again
storm jungle
y'know surprsingly my first understanding of monster fucking came from Alien Vs ...
SAME
Yautja are pretty understandable tho so i get it
the xenomorph meanwhile is literally made to be creepily alluring
winter vessel
that film spawned a lot of degenerate fanfics
timber fox
I looked it up and say a reddit post about someone modeling a lewd thicctor
storm jungle
Yeah thats the one lol
the neurolictor
literally why did they pose it this way bruh
vagrant fox
People do like that wraith from Evolve
storm jungle
TRUE
storm jungle
🙏
winter vessel
I knew one guy obsessed with Gorgon.
winter vessel
vagrant fox
It's got its whole brainussy out, what sex appeal
winter vessel
Shelob's distant cousin
timber fox
timber fox
like at least pick some big muscular monster
REAL
vagrant fox
It must be the mouth
winter vessel
Oh I know a good one! those Vipers from X-COM 2, a friend of mine had a t shirt of em
storm jungle
to be fair THAT is gyatt-coded
the in-universe xcom level has a fucking poster promotign a sex club with Vipers in it
shadow plover
Don't ever say gyatt-coded again
timber fox
Just had war flashbacks of xcom
vagrant fox
What was that developer
Haha I just put in a viper strip club I didn't know people were into them
The liar
timber fox
Bro knew
storm jungle
^^^
The likely reaction of us meeting aliens IRL is
lets kill it
lets have sex with it
winter vessel
Plot twist, its just a regular snake slithering around with one black lace stocking on it
timber fox
It's the devs poorly disguised fetish, like that Harley Quinn comic 💀
timber fox
Lmao
storm jungle
fucking farts i swear 💀
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
“Yeah let’s make the giant disgusting horrifying spider fuckable thank you”
timber fox
Based
timber fox
I'm not into women but based
storm jungle
dklsflsfklsd
shadow plover
Having Shelob have a human form was a weak man's choice
storm jungle
SAAAAAM
timber fox
Having Shelob have a human form was a weak man's choice
It wasn't for plot reasons, that's for sure
storm jungle
Same bro 💀
storm jungle
It wasn't for plot reasons, that's for sure
also it was either that or being like Dune
"ah yes an entire sect of femdom women who psychically cockblock noblemen"
Hebert was COOKING
storm jungle
idk what that is but sure
winter vessel
My cousin's awakening for Interspecies relationship was of course...her. the basic
arctic talon
delete it if its not allowed, anyways NSFW as shit
timber fox
Tali is awesome
arctic talon
LOL
storm jungle
fucking 40k ahh design
vagrant fox
I hope, I sincerely hope if aliens are ever found the people who try to bang them have the worst allergic reactions
It'd be very funny
timber fox
Forbidden cucumber
arctic talon
I hope, I sincerely hope if aliens are ever found the people who try to bang the...
LOL
winter vessel
delete it if its not allowed, anyways NSFW as shit
Bippity Boppity what in the Fuckity?-Fairy Godmother
timber fox
I hope, I sincerely hope if aliens are ever found the people who try to bang the...
Super aids
storm jungle
least mutated navigator
storm jungle
Super aids
alien STDs....
arctic talon
Bippity Boppity what in the Fuckity?-Fairy Godmother
its a buddhist thing, they're the embodiment of the forces that oppose enlightenment: greed, hatred, earthly desires, and the cycle of rebirth.
winter vessel
I hope, I sincerely hope if aliens are ever found the people who try to bang the...
Yeah. I'm like "sorry body, but you should've known what would happen sticking your **** in a Sangheili's mouth"
arctic talon
alien STDs....
Starlord reference
dusk patrol
"ah yes an entire sect of femdom women who psychically cockblock noblemen"
More like Bene No Jizzeritt
timber fox
"The risk was worth the reward, sergeant"
storm jungle
literally
storm jungle
"The risk was worth the reward, sergeant"
reminds me of that comic where like
some anon smooches a Sanghelii
and his face is fucking marked with teeth marks
💀
vagrant fox
Yeah. I'm like "sorry body, but you should've known what would happen sticking y...
Don't they bite
arctic talon
Do they even have sexual dimorphism
storm jungle
they also got no jaw which helps
timber fox
Don't they bite
Propaganda
arctic talon
Genuine question
storm jungle
Do they even have sexual dimorphism
They got females dont they
they also LAY EGGS
🥚
winter vessel
they also got no jaw which helps
"Greetings!"
timber fox
Sexual dimorphism is such an interesting thing
storm jungle
nah uh
dusk patrol
What those mandibles though
storm jungle
ogryns are literally humans
just mutated
female ogryn just never get showcase because GW lazy
winter vessel
Sexual dimorphism is such an interesting thing
looks at berserker in Gears of War
vagrant fox
How them thangs enunciate clearly with no jaw
Immersion ruined
dusk patrol
We just have no official art or depictions of females yes
timber fox
Au'Ra in ffxiv got some crazy sexual dimorphism
storm jungle
if female ogryns actually had any visual reference, they'd even be i ndarktide
timber fox
The males are like twice as tall as the females
dusk patrol
How them thangs enunciate clearly with no jaw
Immersion ruined
Same way your mom talks dirty while going to town on my dick
vagrant fox
My very alive mother?
dusk patrol
Yes
arctic talon
They got females dont they
I mean like if they look different in a major way
storm jungle
I mean like if they look different in a major way
they would to be fair
but like
they'd look like fucking
agatha trunchbull
vagrant fox
At least she'll get some action, good on her
storm jungle
or a lunch lady
dusk patrol
winter vessel
agatha trunchbull
"tally ho!"
arctic talon
storm jungle
because GW at the end of the day want people to buy minis they want to some extent, its why unisex ranges are being pushed in so many lines atm
arctic talon
agatha trunchbull
Creeds daughter tbh
winter vessel
Honestly the spectrum I have if i want to get an idea of female Ogryns, I just look at Shrek
timber fox
I just figured they'd look the same but with boobs
dusk patrol
I’d put my magical creatures in her swamp
storm jungle
I just figured they'd look the same but with boobs
They'd still have some female features but remember at the end of the day they are people with extreme form of gigantism
timber fox
I’d put my magical creatures in her swamp
winter vessel
and then there's Octosoup's take on it
dusk patrol
Honestly Dreamworks were cowards for not making Shrek and Fiona actually ugly
dusk patrol
Female primarch art:
“it’s just anime girls with tits”
vagrant fox
Dog does that artist have one face and bodytype they know how to draw
winter vessel
Honestly Dreamworks were cowards for not making Shrek and Fiona actually ugly
like the one in the Animation test?
dusk patrol
“Huuuge tits”
arctic talon
Female primarch art:
“it’s just anime girls with tits”
timber fox
I say some guy on reddit theorizing they're just gigantic lolis.
dusk patrol
like the one in the Animation test?
See now that’s bravery
arctic talon
I say some guy on reddit theorizing they're just gigantic lolis.
What
arctic talon
timber fox
REAL
storm jungle
I say some guy on reddit theorizing they're just gigantic lolis.
I hope they burn alive
timber fox
I hope they burn alive
Based
rocky gale
dusk patrol
winter vessel
Female primarch art:
“it’s just anime girls with tits”
the fact that there is now a dedicated discord server for this because of that one reddit user is baffling.
dusk patrol
There’s a whole subreddit
vagrant fox
I sincerely don't get it
dusk patrol
Don’t forget kids, it’s incest
storm jungle
But nah female ogryns 100% exist, they just never gotten any showcase because back in the day miniatures were always all-male, ogryns just never really got around to it.
Like we had female ogres in Warhammer Fantasy now so im sure fem-ogryns will get their heyday at some point.
arctic talon
But nah female ogryns 100% exist, they just never gotten any showcase because ba...
They didn’t have minis is the thing
timber fox
I found the post. 💀
storm jungle
Like this is pretty much it
arctic talon
Just imagine Ogryns with tits
storm jungle
its just a fat lady with muscle
timber fox
It's like 6 years old.
winter vessel
Warhammer Fantasy Gorlock the Destroyer
dusk patrol
That’s just a discord mod
storm jungle
timber fox
Oof
storm jungle
the problem is that would imply the mod actually went out and earned those trophies
dusk patrol
Or could sit up
storm jungle
REAL
vagrant fox
You're mean to us every day though
timber fox
Built like this dude
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/goblin-king-hobbit-lotr-lord-of-the-rings-shut-up-gif-237...
Literally
winter vessel
Another Abhuman that I find funny cuz of their name are Longshanks
storm jungle
yeah literally just tall people
that one loli artist drew some and I hate it
everyone keeps posting it around 💀
winter vessel
this is my point of reference for the Longshanks
sly ivy
that one loli artist drew some and I hate it
Wat
storm jungle
BASED
timber fox
Wilt!
vagrant fox
Kind of glad I don't see their art anymore
storm jungle
Kind of glad I don't see their art anymore
same
arctic talon
storm jungle
r/imaginarywarhammer literally banned em lol
timber fox
I dunno even what we're talking about, and I will take my innocence as a badge of honor
vagrant fox
I always think of clone high abe lincoln or something
storm jungle
I dunno even what we're talking about, and I will take my innocence as a badge o...
Warhammer artist who likes gore/loli artwork but people love him because they draw cute imperial girl characters
storm jungle
names literally Mossacannibalism
timber fox
Lol
storm jungle
yeah lol
timber fox
I know like one artist
vagrant fox
Just ignore the rapey art teehee
storm jungle
hate that cunt
timber fox
They draw femboy skitarii
storm jungle
oh my god
vagrant fox
Archon
timber fox
Yeah
storm jungle
yeah they quit 40k
timber fox
Their art was so good too, I loved their style
vagrant fox
I found their artstyle offputting somehow
timber fox
Lmao
winter vessel
My friend who is slowly getting into 40k is taking interest in Abhumans. IF he reaches the Felinids and says he finds them cute. I'm just gonna send him pics from the 2019 "Cats" movie
storm jungle
also saying public they want an iron warrior to snap their legs
like bitch sit down
arctic talon
They shouldn’t have been doxxed lol
arctic talon
But yeah their art was sometimes weird
storm jungle
yeah same when they draw SFW its neat
arctic talon
Girl is a freak
timber fox
when its like gore/sexual assault yeah ill pass
Lmao, I feel that
vagrant fox
Yeah nah yeah I'll pass
arctic talon
keep that shit to yourself
Nah she’ll post about it publically on Twitter
winter vessel
But yeah their art was sometimes weird
my innocence was ruined when I learned about Mike Inel
timber fox
I just want the pretty
storm jungle
understandable
shell mason
sup nerds
shell mason
very snowy day
timber fox
arctic talon
storm jungle
get him
vagrant fox
Fuckin tired of snow
winter vessel
AHHH
timber fox
Crunchy
arctic talon
Ranger not a vanguard
storm jungle
sdfldsf 💀
arctic talon
Smh
storm jungle
I mean they will get exposed either way
arctic talon
arctic talon
I mean they will get exposed either way
Pass the crux coward
Then tasty tasty radiation doesn’t hurt as much
vagrant fox
Overrated little story ok
winter vessel
now for something different. Trench Crusade. the "Artillery Witch" is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen in a grimdark setting that involves a war between the Forces of Heaven vs Hell. The sole purpose of this heretical enemy, she just summons bombs and yeets TF out of them.
storm jungle
ive seen people absolutely obsessed with artillery witches
i agree the idea is so fucking funny
shell mason
Trench crusade goes hard
winter vessel
i agree the idea is so fucking funny
"Here hold this..." moment
dusk patrol
It’s very obvious that it was primarily made by a concept artist you in his free time
timber fox
"Here hold this..." moment
"I like your funny words, magic man."
storm jungle
It’s very obvious that it was primarily made by a concept artist you in his free...
thats half of 40k to be fair
winter vessel
like what's next? open a portal and its just lucifer whipping out a glock and shooting someone
storm jungle
i love when GW sometimes goes like
"Uhh we need a new model"
copies random ass Blanche artwork
arctic talon
yeah they doxed em and revealed the stuff they drew to their college
Also ngl I doubt the college gives a shit lol
storm jungle
lmao
arctic talon
It’s an art college
storm jungle
you know what College is like
storm jungle
arctic talon
now they can put it in their portfolio
winter vessel
and this guy makes me laugh too. "I'm gonna flail you to death to to the sound of my holy Bell"
shell mason
arctic talon
Trench crusade is funny in that what the fuck do you mean the silk road is still going
shell mason
Demons been going crazy since hell opened up
dusk patrol
The silk is now you
winter vessel
this guy literally just has the imperial probe droid head
vagrant fox
Very cool setting, bunch of weirdass 'nuh uh my setting is way grimdarker' people shitflinging with 40k people
Very weird
winter vessel
vagrant fox
I like the Ethiopian faction
sharp crest
what faction is that
shell mason
Very cool setting, bunch of weirdass 'nuh uh my setting is way grimdarker' peopl...
I mean that goes with any grimdark shit
shell mason
what faction is that
trench crusade
spare osprey
i missed the mossa and archon hate but come back to trenchposting, a win is a win
sharp crest
trench crusade
i know, what is the ethiopian faction
winter vessel
I like the Ethiopian faction
Prussia got the drip even in a grimdark setting of Trench Crusade
vagrant fox
Another Prussia w
shell mason
I mean people get upset about how grimdark 40k is and them actually seeing it
arctic talon
Yeah