40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

me when cod

[outer wave]

Nicki Minaj skin

[gray umbra]

Its really just their shit optimization and stupid collab skibs

Skins*

[viral halo]

Did I miss the halo conversation

[outer wave]

Not to mention some dumb shit like how game has to be always online with BO6

[viral halo]

My Uncle was a dev

that is all

[gray umbra]

Yeah i dropped bo6 because their multiplayer favored cqc too much

Sure love running only smgs and shotties

[viral halo]

The last good call of duty is MW 2019

[shadow plover]

thank him for his service, he did more important work than any marine ever did 🫡

[gray umbra]

Zombies is fun tho

Mw2 and mw3 are just expansion packs for 1

[viral halo]

The local wawa deli attendant has done more for me than any service member

[shadow plover]

hell yeah

[storm jungle]

Hell yeah

[outer wave]

That's just twitch shooters at their core I feel: they don't really prioritize different kinds of playstyle except running and gunning

[viral halo]

Actually have a funny story

[shadow plover]

the kids yearn for unreal tournaments but they play yearly CoD slop

such a shame

[viral halo]

had a friend who was special forces, not going to elaborate which branch or whatever. He came back a little deranged from the sandbox. One night we're at a bar and he goes on a very uncomfortable drunken political tirade and the bartenders ask him to leave. He tells them just not to touch him and he will leave peacefully, the one bouncer laughed and grabbed his shoulder and the dude just knocked the bouncer out instantly

Proceeded to start talking to them like Bane in batman

[shadow plover]

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/for-you-bane-the-dark-knight-rises-tom-hardy-gif-21912820

Cops were called obviously

they eventually let him go no charges just a ban

[humble shoal]

Lol

[storm jungle]

To be fair his entire job was to blow up middle-easterns so thats not too surprising.

[gray umbra]

But muh oil

[humble shoal]

Nah thats artillerymens job

[outer wave]

America when oil:

Anyway hope that guy is getting help

[viral halo]

He is a PMC now

[outer wave]

Bruh

[hallow plover]

What does the infantry does? Dig latrines?

[humble shoal]

Hes part of the academi now

[humble shoal]

Get brain damage from the malaria vaccine

[gray umbra]

Hide in trenches from drones

[viral halo]

I genuinely think he just wants to die

[viral halo]

I had an Uncle that did corpse retreival in Vietnam

[rose thorn]

It also makes wizard spam iron jaws pretty good

[viral halo]

and he picked up a body and the head fell off and he didn't go get the head

still feels like shit about it to this day

[outer wave]

Jesus

[hallow plover]

War... war has changed

[viral halo]

I had a great uncle in Kursk and he got a funny black cross for his actions that day

[humble shoal]

our veterans would be far better if they didnt ban trophy skulls

[humble shoal]

Yeah they got heavy bolters now

[viral halo]

That's why they stopped deploying the 82nd to combat zones

[humble shoal]

That tracks

[spare osprey]

If we’re talkin family, I had a great uncle who worked on the manhattan project

Was a physics professor

[humble shoal]

Did he see the aliens

[viral halo]

Was he one of the fucking communist yugoslavs that leaked it to the sovshits

[spare osprey]

They gave him a finger to keep

https://tenor.com/view/et-extra-terrestrial-gif-6155712

[rose thorn]

My dad saw active deployment, he was in training to be a green beret before he got dishonorable discharged

[spare osprey]

Probably not?

[rose thorn]

And he’s such a lier I legit can’t tell you what’s true or what’s not

90% of the things he says about his military experience is a lie lmao

[humble shoal]

Grandfather was a green beret, definitely had a kid in vietnam other grandfather hopped a boat when mao rose to power

[crisp heath]

alright dinner is ready. i´m SUCH a good freaking good my god. especially since i discovered MSG

get to the table everypony

[storm jungle]

are they gonna touch tips

[spare osprey]

I hope they add helldivers style emotes

[crisp heath]

what did he do lmao

[hallow plover]

No that's custodes stuff (including femstodes)

[rose thorn]

Become such an annoying horrible bastard so he could leave and marry his gf who dumped him 2 months later

[spare osprey]

I wanna play rock paper scissors with an imperial fist

[crisp heath]

all my great grandfathers were in the wehrmacht and my father was a border guard for east germany. can´t be sure but i would assume my grandfathers were in the hitler youth

🙂

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-trailers-fear-ministry-stare-talking-dark-gif-16606592

[crisp heath]

people always act like it´s such a fucked up thing as if any of them had a choice in any of that

but the reactions are funny lol

[humble shoal]

It was mandatory boyscouts

[storm jungle]

to be fair its fucked up either way

[spare osprey]

Most of my family is from New York, we all have our bad apples

[storm jungle]

lmao

[hallow plover]

You don't choose where you're born 🤷‍♂️

[crisp heath]

that´s true

[storm jungle]

yeah real life's respawn timer sucks

the plot is also terrible

[gray umbra]

Gf is brazillian so i always ask when we can get a hold of her familys hidden nazi gold

[humble shoal]

We should bring back heiling to the pledge of allegiance

Removes the under god part too

[shadow plover]

isn't that almost the american way by now already

[humble shoal]

Pre ww2 it was the way

They changed it to hand over heart, and added in under god to it

[charred jewel]

I hate bouncers

[crisp heath]

how did the "under god" thing ever happen, seriously

[humble shoal]

Think it was the 60s

[crisp heath]

reagan?

[humble shoal]

So the reason for everything back then

[humble shoal]

Eisenhower

[viral halo]

Anti communism stuff, 50/60s eisenhower mccarthyism

[gray umbra]

American is a country of strong christian values dontcha know

[spare osprey]

Reagan was the 80’s

[humble shoal]

Think reagen was still acting

[viral halo]

Communism=no God
America= built on Christian foundations etc

[crisp heath]

but it wasnae!!!

built on christian foundations

the foundations were very explicitly secular

[gray umbra]

That sounds awfully communist of you

[crisp heath]

that´s what´s bothering me

[spare osprey]

Try telling em that

[humble shoal]

Yup, reagen was still in movies at the time

[gray umbra]

Try telling that to the modern day american right wing

Got dang demonrats

Socialist liberals!!!

[charred jewel]

You know. Politically. I don’t feel anyone agrees with me here in PR

[humble shoal]

The 50s and 60s was where that really came to be

Stated

Though the declaration of independence does refer to god

[spare osprey]

Bros a Thalassocrat

[humble shoal]

As a turn of phrase

[charred jewel]

A what?

[storm jungle]

a nation that has dominion over the seas.

[spare osprey]

Basically

A nation with mainly sea territory

[humble shoal]

Like morocco

[viral halo]

What actually happened is:
English settlers arrive and establish christian outposts
protestants and other groups flee europe and come to America
Thomas Paine and other founding fathers denounce church of england and catholics
lots of protestant values get baked into the country, in combination with popular secularists.
French revolution happens, openly denouncing religion promoting other philolsophies
America gets very reactionary, evangelism spreads heavily in the 1790s and remains rooted in many things.

Source: History teacher

[humble shoal]

Or realistically the weebsource

[storm jungle]

Im 31 years old and i still dont know what a protestant is aside from assuming they protest to something

history moment 😔

[humble shoal]

Not catholic

[viral halo]

Christian groups that split from the Catholic church

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

Based.

[storm jungle]

BASED.

[spare osprey]

All I know is Martin Luther died for our sins

[viral halo]

Started with Lutherans

[storm jungle]

He had a dream.

[humble shoal]

My favorite line from hellsing

[storm jungle]

oh wait wrong one

[viral halo]

well started is a loose term

[spare osprey]

WHAT ABOUT THE MORMONS

[humble shoal]

Why dont you write down your complaints, and nail it on our door

[charred jewel]

All I’m going to say is: Puerto Rico is a Latino island. And it should. Do, something. About these. American immigrants

[humble shoal]

Part of the spiritual awakening movement

[gray umbra]

Most abrahamic faiths are generally from a same or similar source and then split from the primary after some disagreement

[humble shoal]

Started in I think new york

Made exodus to utah

[viral halo]

White christian psuedo muslims that believe in bs and hate black people

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/thebookofmormons-bookofmormon-broadway-excited-church-gif-13753537

[charred jewel]

And the way I want to do something about it. The PIP guys. We don’t see eye to eye on it

[storm jungle]

Well yeah you are short

[humble shoal]

They also commited more than one massacre

[charred jewel]

?

What?

[spare osprey]

Short

[viral halo]

Mark Twain said mormons are based cause they marry exclusively ugly women

[gray umbra]

They also have a fascinating circle of being discriminated against and when the time comes start discriminating others

[humble shoal]

Twain is based

[storm jungle]

Okay so

[humble shoal]

Dig up jane austin

[storm jungle]

people have these things

called height

[humble shoal]

And beat her with her own shin bone

[charred jewel]

Why are you talking about my height witchfinder

[storm jungle]

its the measurement of someone or something from head to foot or from base to top.

[storm jungle]

Because you dont see eye to eye with them

whats the matter with you

[charred jewel]

Oh

[gray umbra]

Goteem

[charred jewel]

You know what. Good one witch

[spare osprey]

Me when I’ve never seen another person or don’t look in a mirror ever

[charred jewel]

I meant don’t see eye to eye as in we are not of agreement. Tensely. In a rhetorical sense

[spare osprey]

🕺

[viral halo]

Puerto Rico should adopt as many haitians as possible

[charred jewel]

I agree. Good people

You Latino Siggy?

[crisp heath]

protestants are definied mostly by the core thought that the relationship to god is very personal, and so you wouldn´t need a church to pray, for example. that and the fact that it was a protest against the catholic church at the time, yes

[humble shoal]

Anglicans are considered protestants so that dont make sense.

[viral halo]

I'm as white as the sun is bright but I do speak Spanish

[crisp heath]

sounds like a you problem

[vagrant fox]

Anglicans are weird by virtue of being English

[viral halo]

Anglicans are soft Catholics

[humble shoal]

Anglicans are catholics who pray to lizzy, and have comfy chairs

[storm jungle]

Anglicans?

is that like

another species of christian

[gray umbra]

Yes

[humble shoal]

Yup

[storm jungle]

damn these guys multiply fast

we gotta rid of em

[gray umbra]

Theres a lot of species of christians

[viral halo]

Church of England, catholic church but without the pope cause the pope wouldn't grant king henry a 36th divorce bc he couldnt nut right

[humble shoal]

Some dude wanted to divorce his wife, so he made his own church with comfy chairs

[charred jewel]

White as in. Spanish descent?

[crisp heath]

you´d think a school of thought that is all about ONE god would be less prone to splitting up that much

[storm jungle]

im a follower of Dudeism, so my creed prevents me from attacking other religions but somedays I swear...

[spare osprey]

Where does Mari Lwyd fit into all this

[gray umbra]

Abrahamic faiths just have a lot of conflict in general

[viral halo]

I am of 3/4 German descent and 1/4 Irish.

[humble shoal]

Im a catholic because Im a sucker for wizard robes

[vagrant fox]

Mari Lwyd is pagan nonsense

[charred jewel]

Hm. And knowing our language. Okay

[viral halo]

I was raised as a Lutheran but scrapped it for mainly Catholic beliefs

apostolic succession and all that

[humble shoal]

Just go greek orthodox

[charred jewel]

I don’t get Catholics and their obsession with abortion

[vagrant fox]

Join the Plymouth Brethren

[humble shoal]

Not just catholics, also baptists

[gray umbra]

Its not just catholics

[viral halo]

My friend actually did this recently and completely changed his life it's wild

[charred jewel]

If a kid is detected with like. Severe mental disabilities. Shouldn’t be allowed to be birthed. Incest, rape, adultery. Should be forcibly aborted

[humble shoal]

Is she against idolatry

[gray umbra]

Well im just pro choice

[charred jewel]

A guy at college asked if I was orthodox because of my beard

Bothers the shit out of me

[viral halo]

I don't think he knows what that means but generally speaking we all should be

[charred jewel]

Happened twice to me

[gray umbra]

If the lady dont want the baby she dont gotta

[humble shoal]

Amen baybe

But yeah the catholic churches claim to the vatican is funny

[charred jewel]

Lady shouldn’t be allowed to birth adulterous. Incest, rape, or fetuses with pre-seen diseases and disabilities

[humble shoal]

This is called eugenics

[charred jewel]

It’s fucking crazy with these Catholic pro life types

[spare osprey]

Shouldn’t be allowed is

Interesting wording

[viral halo]

r/accidentalnazism

[humble shoal]

Margeret sanger was a fan

[charred jewel]

Post these fetuses with a giant fucked up head. And they’re like “it’s BEAUITFUL”

“It’s a baby all BABIES ARE BEAUTIFUL”

Nah. Tax payer drain and lives an awful life

[humble shoal]

Tbf the eugenics stuff they borrowed from the eugenics movement in the us

[gray umbra]

Yeah i mean thats why i dont have current plans for a kid

[charred jewel]

I want 5 kids

[gray umbra]

Shits too fucked up and i dont want to raise a child in that environment

[charred jewel]

Minimum

[viral halo]

Partially, that stuff was insanely popular from the late victorian era to the end of WWII

[humble shoal]

True

[crisp heath]

cooking is so amazing. you can literally just take everything you like to eat, combine it, and eat that. you can create food tailored exactly to your taste. you can make LITERALLY the best food you can imagine. how awesome is that

[humble shoal]

Mind if I measure your skull before marriage

[viral halo]

Jurgen, get the calipers

[gray umbra]

How many dimples do you have on the side of your skull

[viral halo]

Me gene editing my children

[humble shoal]

Also where is lemuria?

[spare osprey]

You can also make beans, shits crazy

[humble shoal]

With gps we should have found it now

[charred jewel]

Just put your kids on HgH cycling

[gray umbra]

Get a wok, you will not regret it

[spare osprey]

I’ve got a couple

Even got a pet wok

[humble shoal]

Im making custodes and you cannot stop me

[crisp heath]

when i ask what my husband made for his lunch, he tells me it´s like, spaghetti and beans. and i´m not talking like he made a bean sauce or something, no he just took spaghetti and beans both cooked in water and put those together

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-rock-winking-pink-gif-16216175

[spare osprey]

Free will is a beautiful thing

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

When my gf fucks up the risotto I destroy the entire kitchen and yell at the top of my lungs

[gray umbra]

Imagine creating the first super soldier and he doesnt even use firearms, just some dumb ass shield

[spare osprey]

Are we

Forgetting

He does

The man had a pistol

[gray umbra]

Shh

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-marvel-comics-red-skull-captain-america-cartoons-gif-19541698

wtf is this gif

[gray umbra]

And hes left with a genetic defect that requires him to scream "ASSEMBLE"

No trust me that was cancelled

[vagrant fox]

Once upon a time, my father put some minced meat in a tray and baked it in the oven. Salt afterwards to taste. It genuinely tasted like nothing and it almost made me weep

[crisp heath]

made you weep xD

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/pasta-italian-nightmare-break-spaghetti-cope-harder-gif-23992628

[crisp heath]

i was about to mention how another time, only just recently, he just put a pound of bacon into an oven dish and put it in the oven

and just ate that

[viral halo]

An italian just saw this and died

[hallow plover]

Isnt that a german pistol

[spare osprey]

Spoils of war?

[crisp heath]

honestly why would i ever not break my spaghetti? if i break them i get string just the right size for the fork without having to roll them up in this weird way first

[viral halo]

No idea I haven't cooked in years

[storm jungle]

get back to the kitchen bitch

[gray umbra]

I am the housewife

I do the cookiny

[viral halo]

Oh I got a puppy btw

[gray umbra]

Pics

[charred jewel]

If I had the money I’d get myself a gun

[gray umbra]

Oh my god hes amazing

[spare osprey]

Cute

He’s got socks

[charred jewel]

Or if I had any mechanical tools. Build myself a single-shotgun

[crisp heath]

if we were together in real life i would definitely cook for everyone, because i love eating together and especially people telling me how good my food is 🌞

[crisp heath]

makes me feel POWERFUL

[spare osprey]

What do you do if someone insults your cooking

[charred jewel]

Don’t like cooking. Fire and knives. Don’t like them

I need a GF to handle cooking exactly for this

Hate potato peelers

I can do everything else. Don’t like knives or fire

[storm jungle]

least problematic Far Cry protagonist

[spare osprey]

No latkes for you then

[crisp heath]

if that were to ever happen, which it won´t because my cooking is eldar tier, i would start screaming and pounding my legs and throw the food at them, then proceed to break most of the items i find present in the room before i cut myself on something and bleed all over.

[spare osprey]

Good to know

[crisp heath]

np just np my dude

it´s all yours 🙂

[spare osprey]

[viral halo]

Anyone else doing wow classic anniversary on nightslayer

[gray umbra]

I forget what server im on

[viral halo]

Is everyone in world chat schizo and racist

then you're on nightslayer

[gray umbra]

Think i got to westfall then got distracted

[crisp heath]

this is the discord server for the darktide video game

gramps

[gray umbra]

I thought that was just wow in general

[viral halo]

I'm at level 46 and want to kms

the 40-50 grind is worse than 1-60

[spare osprey]

Why are we all saying wow

What’s so shocking

[viral halo]

Owen Wilson moment

[gray umbra]

At least youre not on hardcore

[viral halo]

You gotta be a real wackjob to do that shit

[gray umbra]

Seen some people on the verge of suicide after losing their char

[viral halo]

It's so easy to die in classic wow

one bad mob spawn and you're fucked

I saw a dude invest 100s of hours into joining a guild and becoming a main healer for them just to grief them and wipe out the entire guild by fucking up a pull on Naxx

[gray umbra]

Holy shit

[viral halo]

Was fucking INSANE to watch

Only video that rivals that is that one dude getting invincible ninjad from him and having a mental breakdown

[humble shoal]

Many whelps

[viral halo]

and they interviewed the guy who took it after and he was like yea the raid lead was a fucking dick so I took it hope he dies

[gray umbra]

Wow players are the best

[viral halo]

WoW classic is a split between most toxic people on earth

and the nicest folks ever

legit amazes me how toxic it's gotten from people all trying to out-meta each other

I know it's a solved game but jesus

[humble shoal]

One of the wow raiders did have one of the highest kds of any mass shooter

[viral halo]

Lol...lmao

I play mmos for the pvp

[hallow plover]

Is classic vanilla still played? Or SoD killed it?

[gray umbra]

Yeah i think thats the prohlem with classic, it doesnt really have that early 2000s magic anymore

Because its solved

[viral halo]

In november they re-released classic anniversary so starting back at the beginning servers

Just like the classic release in 2019

[hallow plover]

[viral halo]

so they have retail
classic era (currently in cata)
classic anniverasry (in vanilla, goes to TBC in 11 months)

and SOD

which just entered final phase of vanilla

SOD is actually the best version of wow btw

[gray umbra]

I wanna redo tbc

[hallow plover]

Ah nvm then if it goes to tbc in a year

I want a forever vanilla

[gray umbra]

So i can actually play ret and not play a game of balancing judgement

[viral halo]

I'm stuck on playing alliance for Classic anniverasry bc of my friends and it's legit fucking torture

[gray umbra]

Crusader strike on SoD

Best shit ever

[viral halo]

I have played Orc Shaman as my main for as long as I can remember and these motehrfuckers are making me play human warrior

[hallow plover]

How so?

Lol

[viral halo]

Friend group voted for faction

alliance blew horde out of the water

nobody wanted to play warrior bc tank

So I play warrior

I primarily play BGs when they come out so NBD but holy fuck if it isn't annoying to not be able to play an orc or a shaman

[gray umbra]

Some things never change

[viral halo]

I'll have to play STINKY PURPLE DRANEI for shaman

I FUCKING HATE DRAINEI

[gray umbra]

Goatpeople

I cant wait to abuse arcane torrent again

[crisp heath]

stop playing other games everyone.

or at least only play the games i play.

this is stupid i have no idea what everyone is talking about

[gray umbra]

I played too much darktide lol

Im taking a break atm

[viral halo]

Darktide has run its course for me

get 10000 more maps

[gray umbra]

Split between doing helldivers dailies and a modded v rising coop run

[crisp heath]

anyone playing workers and resources or anno 1800? ;_;

[gray umbra]

Weekends doing a total warhammer 3 campaign with friends

[viral halo]

It is my dream to do this with a modpack

[gray umbra]

Im a noob to total war so i havent needed to yet

Im currently running an archaon aspiring champion doomstack

Another campaign i ran sigvald and found out i can just throw money at my enemies and then confederate them

[charred jewel]

I NEED all the DLC

but goddamnit bro

I ain't got no money

[gray umbra]

Just buy the ones you want to play

[charred jewel]

I want them all

[gray umbra]

You can still fight everything in immortal emp8re

[charred jewel]

I want every single DLC or I will not play

[gray umbra]

I might get malus and changeling pack next

[crisp heath]

he wants to play 36 campaigns at the same time on 36 screens

[gray umbra]

True

[young pecan]

Total Warhammer 3 can be so weird with friends

Almost every faction hates each other in some way but fuck it yeah Nurgle can be friends with High Elves Ig

[storm jungle]

Sending monetary support to them too lol

[gray umbra]

Yeah im gonna make my way down south after taking over the adjacent chaos dudes while theyre distracted by a war against the chaos dwarves

So i can rally with kislev, vampire counts and dwarves lol

[wintry scarab]

Iirc there's a bunch of rogue trader ppl here. How far in do you get ulfar? I want le space marine

[celest dome]

Isn't he 3rd act ? Didn't play the game

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he’s pretty far in

Him and the Drukhari

[wintry scarab]

I want him now! 😦

[storm jungle]

Hes like near the end of the game

you do some hoopjumping to get him from a haemonculus

[proven needle]

He's not that amazing, needs to be balanced with other characters of course.

[storm jungle]

also this yeah

hes pretty boring

also cant introduce me

why bother

[proven needle]

And a lot of his skills are locked in since you get him so late.

[storm jungle]

Yeah pretty much

false advertising

smh

[paper haven]

Kind of sad that the old man is preferrable to the space marine

[storm jungle]

I mean no

humans are always more interesting than astartes in everything

[crystal forum]

dont you DARE diss abelard

[storm jungle]

^

Jay, slap his nuts

[spare osprey]

Abelard is awesome

[proven needle]

Ulfar has some enjoyable comments on how to handle colony events, I'll give him that.

[spare osprey]

Love most companions in that game, by how far I got anyways

BUT

[paper haven]

I meant in like. Mechanics.

[spare osprey]

I did completely miss one

[paper haven]

As your team tank, Abelard is better than Ulfar

[proven needle]

Why tank if you can kill everything turn 1? 😂

[paper haven]

I like the part where the planetary governor has an Eldar bodyguard and doesn't realize it.
That made me laugh

[storm jungle]

You mean on Janus?

[spare osprey]

Whoever tf this is

[storm jungle]

Jae

[paper haven]

I forget the name

[storm jungle]

Shes not bad

pretty hot

but shes too needy

[paper haven]

Jae is my favorite

[spare osprey]

I literally

Got that mission to meet her

And never did it on accident

And like the next day I got a notif “mission failed”

[storm jungle]

Lmao bruh

what the fuck

[paper haven]

I wish I could change her class and build more though

[spare osprey]

I had zero idea she was a companion

[proven needle]

Haha, I did the mission but at the end pretended not to know her 😅

[spare osprey]

It was one of two things I did on accident

The other was kill that one optional colony

Which I did because I had no idea it could be made a colony, but also because I needed the chaos points

[gray umbra]

Get toybox to respec people

[misty vector]

i let a demon haunt my ship systems and it keeps setting things on fire

[gray umbra]

Ulfar is very end of act 3

[spare osprey]

Because I wanted the forgefiend

[hallow plover]

Give yrliet to the inquisition
Give Marazai to the daemonette
Give Jae to the pirates at the first occasion
Gaslight Idira.

Only right choices

[misty vector]

its pretty silly how you can just burn down a monastery with a sororitas and a interrogator on board and be perfectly fine

[rose thorn]

Based character

[dusk patrol]

Let Argenta pop Idira

[hallow plover]

Eh. Her fate is worse if you gaslight

A bolter round is too quick

What's the best way to make argenta miserable?

[storm jungle]

Both of them are annoying, airlock for the two ladies is better

[hallow plover]

Heinrix i can break. Abelard I can make senile

[storm jungle]

Can break?

eyo-

🍷 🤨

[hallow plover]

What?

Don't tell me you like him

(He's alright)

I just like making my party members miserable

[storm jungle]

Hes very cute but yeah not really my type.

[hallow plover]

I'm the rogue trader after all

[storm jungle]

The fandom LOVES him on the romance department tho its nuts

[hallow plover]

I should play the dlc

[storm jungle]

its super good

100% highly recommend it

[hallow plover]

Haven't experiences goth mommy assassin

[storm jungle]

Kibellah is PEAK

girl lets you stab her through the eyeball as a flex

[hallow plover]

I finished a playthroufh the week before it came out so I wasn't in the mood to start a new run right away

[storm jungle]

yeah fair

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-have-to-sell-it-to-me-jaredfps-xset-already-convinced-no-need-to-over-sell-gif-20542529

Maybe after my kotor 2 run

[storm jungle]

[hallow plover]

I'm in the mood to be judged and berated by an old hag for every actions i take

[vagrant fox]

The only two problems with kotor 2 is that it's unfinished and you can't dick kreia down adult style

[hallow plover]

Restored content makes it better

And its steam workshop supported

[vagrant fox]

Maybe when I'm not stuck at my parents with only shitposting to entertain me

All that aside, how much leeway do chapters have in Imperium Nihilus?

I'm making a sector in case I ever want to run a ttrpg and I'm making a chapter that's gone pretty Astral Claws including a fuck you pay me to help you system, but I'm wondering if there'd be anything punitive done to them

[young pecan]

||"Can you pretty please sit through 24 hours of administratum lines and go to three different systems doing what I want you to"||

[storm jungle]

Yeah if i wanted to do that id get married!

[young pecan]

Also I can't stop thinking about how almost any non-same faction alliance in TWH3 is funny in at least some way

Everyone is vehemently racist and barely tolerates each other

[storm jungle]

its just like real life

[young pecan]

Not to mention your same-faction AI will throw hissy fits

[storm jungle]

the satire runs deep man

[storm jungle]

I was shocked when i learned almost ALL of them automatically gradually hate you

its fucking nuts

lmao

[young pecan]

"Bro trust me partnering with Norsca will be great for our economy"
-Tzarina Katarin

[storm jungle]

hey money is money

[young pecan]

"Warboss troll guy why are we funneling money to the uptight Russian faction"
"Don't worry about it"

[sly ivy]

Ok and what’s the bad part

[storm jungle]

[dreamy totem]

What space marine chapter falls the most to chaos?

[sly ivy]

None of the Emperor’s Holy Angels has ever fallen to the devilry of the Warp

Please report to the nearest reeducation pod and lubricate your nostrils.

Also face Terra and repent

[celest dome]

Probably Ultramarine by sheer mass of

[dreamy totem]

(Sigh) of course commissar!

[sly ivy]

Safe guess honestly.

So falling to Chaos is usually an emotional process, necessarily.

Chapters of um high passion inc Blood Angels and Space Wolves?

We know that Khorne really wants the Angels.

[dreamy totem]

I saw that it’s not been really working

[sly ivy]

But what he got much to his annoyance was Angryman and his shouty boyz

But then

Khorne likes being annoyed

White Scars also a bit sus. We learn at some point during the heresy that the Khan could have gone either way.

[dreamy totem]

I want a Warhammer what if series so bad

[sly ivy]

It would be so easy too given that it’s a multiverse

All connected by le warp

[spare osprey]

Ultramarines, easily

Or more specifically their successors ig, since the UM like to say no marine of theirs has ever fallen (sure bud)

[sly ivy]

Forget the chaos gods I wanna know whether there are Iron Hands or other techmarines who are in thrall to the Dragon.

Instead of just in a situationship as intended by Him on Terra.

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't the thing just sit under Mars being a little spooky

[celest dome]

Don't think so, the Dragon on mars is mostly unknwn

[sly ivy]

There’s an entire cult tho among the admech

Just secret

[spare osprey]

Aren’t they just a 30k thing

[vagrant fox]

Cult of The Dragon was around that time and went extinct later afaik. But they've got cults for everything maybe there's another

[celest dome]

Cult that isn't known by most

[sly ivy]

No we get confirmation of their persistence in the Forges of Mars trilogy and in the xenarite ending of the Mechanicus game.

[spare osprey]

Weren’t those books like soft retconned

With all the necron and cawl stuff

Or am I going crazy

[vagrant fox]

I think so with the Necron rework, but I've no real idea

[celest dome]

Even in the case of it being retconned, it's not really public knowledge

[sly ivy]

I don’t think so? They don’t conflict w current lore afaik

No it’s v secret but you could imagine a techmarine’s training with a dragon cultist and possibly even being inducted.

The cult has penetration at high levels.

[opaque coyote]

Deadpool

Rorschach

Dredd

The even funnier part is that Dredd is placed next to V.

The satirical analogy for fascist police

Vs

The faceless spirit of revolution

I think the only one that isn't bad here is Catwoman.

And that's mainly because the worst thing she does is steal jewelry

[dusk patrol]

You know if V had just carried a Glock he would have been fine

Instead he has to do his dumb little ballerina knife shit

But I guess he’s not really supposed to be a super sane individual

[humble shoal]

john constantine is an anti-hero?

[young pecan]

Deadpool doesn't do much of any bad though, no?

[hallow plover]

he kills demons

[young pecan]

Could be mistaken because I don't read comics

[humble shoal]

he is a mercenary

his intro was as a villain

[hallow plover]

He kills people

[humble shoal]

john constantines only kills the concept of hygeine

[hallow plover]

Even kills the whole marvel cast in one issue I think

[young pecan]

Thought it was just bad people

True enough

[humble shoal]

nope

he tried to kill spoodlerman

and wolverine

he's a hero in the way moon knight is

[young pecan]

Not saying this about Deadpool but it is sad how character assassination happens in official comics sometimes

[young pecan]

Oh so he just happens to kill bad guys sometimes

[humble shoal]

yup

I remember when I found out about him

in marvel ultimate alliance

[crystal forum]

The problem with Rorschach is he's written too good so people think he's actually a sane person

[tough haven]

Wym? Deadpool assassinating characters is kinda his thing

[young pecan]

Idk much about Punisher but is he also bad/overzealous or does he actually have reasonable targets?

[humble shoal]

punisher it varies

[crystal forum]

also punisher is there despite it being just an image of the actor who's been in tons of stuff

[humble shoal]

fairly certain daredevil brands people

in the comics

[crystal forum]

agreeing with rorschart, the punisher and dredd should automatically put you on a watchlist

[young pecan]

I don't know enough about Punisher to agree or disagree with that

[humble shoal]

the punisher symbol at least has the connotation of task force bruiser

[spare osprey]

Constantine isn’t too bad

[humble shoal]

[crystal forum]

the combination of the three is the thing

[humble shoal]

fair

[young pecan]

Ohh okay

[humble shoal]

I have never read dredd

[spare osprey]

He’s just extremely flawed

[humble shoal]

He's just a normal guy

dealing with dmeons

[crystal forum]

the three of them are vigilante type characters who kill a lot

dredd being the only one on the legal side

[humble shoal]

rorsach is anne randian justice man

[rocky gale]

100% whoever posted that has never read V for Vendetta

[humble shoal]

V is a psycho

[crystal forum]

isn't the movie basically sucking V's dick the whole way through

[young pecan]

"Vigilante justice" reminds me of the Saw movies which quickly turned really really stupid because Jigsaw's choice of people to abduct made no sense morally

[crystal forum]

i havent watched it in a while

[crystal forum]

killing a janitor because he smokes

[young pecan]

A guy who smoked cigarettes, a woman

YEAH

[humble shoal]

my favorite part of the v movie was the boss getting murdered for having a quran

[young pecan]

I sent early because that was actually so dumb

I had to agree

[rocky gale]

Never forget that Jigsaw once punished a woman because her husband cheated on her

[crystal forum]

also like 50% of the kills being just tasks to make the main protagonist be a better person

[humble shoal]

the movie also did have a pretty accurate timeline of the middle eastern wars

so it had that going for it

and diseases being used to install totalitarian governments

[crystal forum]

the second movie already decided that a violent drug dealer and a heroin addict both deserve to die

jigsaw takes the drug war very seriously

[tough haven]

Isn’t his thing about repentance and changing lives through near death experiences?

[young pecan]

Amanda gets in charge of things and does the job EVEN WORSE

[green loom]

"I have stabbed open your bowels, if your body cannot stave off the fatal infection, you did not deserve to live"

[tough haven]

so maybe after the fact he was like “these guys are traumatized enough to not do drugs”

[young pecan]

By making rigged and impossible traps and choosing dumb targets too IIRC

[crystal forum]

no, he makes the protagonists kill people so they learn. they are inflicting death on others through "choice"

[humble shoal]

just like konrad kurze did

jigsaw is a primarch confirmed

[rocky gale]

No you're thinking of like Saw 3 or Saw 4

[crystal forum]

like when a cop wanting to bring people to justice lead him to kill like 4 people in an elaborate trap that practically forced him to enter a building and set it off

[crystal forum]

the main guy in 2 leading to his own "death" by bringing saw to the crime scene and getting trapped

[rocky gale]

The one with Slow ass motherfucking Jeff, where he has the opportunity to save people or let them die but because he's so god damn slow they all die as he tries to save them

[crystal forum]

saw movies are fun to watch drunk

with other people even better

[rocky gale]

Like I think there's one where he just stands there for about 3 minutes watching someone die and then in the last 5 seconds goes "No I have to save you" and gets to them as they die

[young pecan]

Thinking about the scene where the guy's trying to crawl through barbed wire and it speeds up and he's obviously tweaking out climbing around in there

Messed up but so funny

[rocky gale]

and it's just like dude, maybe do something earlier

[crystal forum]

first movie

[arctic talon]

curze doesn't do funny traps though

[young pecan]

There's shock and then there's built-in natural selection

[arctic talon]

bro does it himself™️

[green loom]

Jigsaw be like: "I will KILL all homeless people"
"Omg he's such a fair man"

[rocky gale]

and then one of the new movies introduced Jigsaw saving someone from a trap because he realised it was unfair

[crystal forum]

btw the trap's premise was that the guy was slitting his wrists so to prove that he actually wants to live jigsaw put him in the razor wire chamber so he could climb out

[rocky gale]

Like the dude didn't wake up in time and was going to get sliced while he was still asleep and Jigsaw and was "Damn my bad, you're free to go"

[young pecan]

Wait was this the guy whose "crime" was trying to commit?

[tough haven]

Sometimes jigsaw is based, but usually he's just lame

[crystal forum]

yes his crime was suicidal tendencies

this is literally the first trap of the franchise in the best movie

[young pecan]

"Instead of uplifting this man with my massive trap-allocated funds I will give him another reason to be traumatized and kill himself when he gets out"

[tough haven]

I thought his thing wasnt about crime but "not appreciating life" or some shit

[tough haven]

jigsaw could just start a nonprofit

[crystal forum]

jigsaw was a very rich brilliant mechanical engineer

[tough haven]

anyone who doesnt donate wakes up with a reverse bear trap

[crystal forum]

actually not even that rich i think

[rocky gale]

The funniest part is that throughout the series Jigsaw gets like 9 apprentices to follow him and they all fuck up his "legacy" and just kill people because they feel like it

Like yea, the people you tortured and got to join your cult ended up not being great people, who knew

[young pecan]

Evil Jigsaw be like "I will start a non-profit for medical research, drug rehabilitation, and therapeutical services"

[crystal forum]

like the chick who wanted to kill the lady actively going to do brain surgery on saw

she still dies i think

the moment she meets her husband she thought died

in front of him

i love saw movies i burst out laughing when it happened

womp womp

[rocky gale]

Unironically the best thing to come out of Saw was the DBD character

Goes hard

[crystal forum]

i might have been too drunk but doesn't a pig screech sound effect play every time the mask is seen in the movies

which is incredibly hilarious

pig screeches are some of the most uncanny sounds animals make

[rose thorn]

FR

Ghost face and pig are my 2 main

[rocky gale]

It's been years since I played, used to like Nurse and Huntress

[young pecan]

I used to play Hillbilly on PS4 but he's annoyingly harder on PC

The mouse sensitivity is so drastic on his charges

[opaque coyote]

"Possibly homosexual, will investigate later"

• Rorschach

[young pecan]

I tried watching that movie one time and I just couldn't take it seriously

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he's basically like

An alcoholic boy failure.

But he doesn't really intend to cause serious harm

He's just a mess of a human being

And also a wizard

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[opaque coyote]

Tbf he was up against what was essentially a fascist dictatorship

Even though the man is fucking crazy. He is also against what are essentially British Nazi's.

Although according to Alan Moore. It's supposed to be the reader's choice on whether he's a hero

Or simply just a madman

...the worst mistake he has made

Also tbf, Hugo Weaving makes a good V

Bedtime story level voice

[tough haven]

After a while I gave up after like 5k hours, became just super unfun cause you’re always placed with on comms 4 man teams who can perfectly coordinate

Running all meta perks and items to compete all gens in under 3 minutes even with constant pressure

Also the characters are getting a little goofy, they’re just including every tie in they can

[queen laurel]

Nice

[charred jewel]

Why's she a pig if she ain't fat?

[celest dome]

[dusky scroll]

Is Necromunda particularly special with all the complex politics, history, and "problems"? Or, is it a hive world we just happen to know a lot about?

[celest dome]

It's somewhat special

But it's still meant to be a normal Hive World for fhe most part

[sly ivy]

Semi notable hive world

The Indianapolis of hive worlds

The Belgium of hive worlds

[dusky scroll]

What's Germany and what's France then?

[storm jungle]

The latter.

Its THE most detailed world in 40k in existence due to having an entire game based around it

[dusk patrol]

It’s probably one of the wackiest hives but we do see others who are similarly wacky and a lot of the stuff is basic hive stuff

[storm jungle]

Its wacky because we need shit to read

otherwise you end up like Oldmunda

which was nothing really special aside from "shitty generic hiveworld"

the changes and extra additions are always good and im glad the writers take the assignment so seriously admittedly

[arctic talon]

The latter, and it’s also wackier then normal with some shit

[storm jungle]

I still love how Cinderak was like

this huge planet changing event

but in the ending they remind you its just whatever to the Imperium

"Okay new ruler cool, anyway the tithes pls"

"Yeah sure pal here"

[opaque coyote]

So I watched the

Dredd 2012 movie

How did this not get a sequel?

It's so good

[storm jungle]

Bad occurences mostly

being sold as a 3D movie also extremely damaged it

[opaque coyote]

also being R rated

and a comic film in 2012

[storm jungle]

Nah it was 3D + limited cinema release

[opaque coyote]

okay there were alot of things going against it

still fucking bullshit though

[storm jungle]

rated R rarely damages a movie unless its a really specific case

also yeah its classic hollywood bullshit

we are never getting a sequel

i guess we should still be glad we got the movie

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that the satire probably dove over some people's heads

even though it's obvious

like I'm not a huge dredd fan, but I can easily tell how fucking cruel Megacity One is

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dredd-karl-urban-judge-dredd-i-said-hot-shot-gif-4959681

it helps that Dredd literally inspired an entire imperial faction in 40k lol

like straight up rare case of a 1-to-1 ripoff

its how badass it is lmao

[opaque coyote]

also the fact that this version of dredd is interesting to me. He seems to be fully cogizant of his place in the world. He's not good, he's not evil, he is The LAW

Even if THE LAW itself is archaic, overly cruel, and unfair at times.

[storm jungle]

Yeah Judge Dredd is suppose to be a parody of fascist-policism to some extent but hes also largely kinda took an anti-hero role as the character reached more modern media

hes the epitome unapologetic 40k protagonist you see in most books

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that Karl Urban is still willing to replay his role

[storm jungle]

The fact that he wasnt a pussy about wearing a mask the entire movie tells you enough

hate little dick actors that cant bare hiding their face

id literally never take that helmet off if i was in the studio form how badass it looks

[opaque coyote]

Apparently they did show his face once or twice during shooting

but then they all decided

"Nah"

and removed that also

[storm jungle]

it was also Urban's insistence since hes a Dread fan too

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf the Iron Man scenes where it shows Robert inside his helmet were cool

The nanotech suit was fine for him specifically in my opinion.

Mainly because his suits showed a progression throughout the MCU

[storm jungle]

those are good but its still largely the same thing, he always has to be helmetless to some extent or we gotta ALWAYS see his face in an interior shot

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-activate-freak-mode-jarvis-iron-man-jarvis-iron-man-freak-mode-jarvis-freak-mode-gif-4119638440159976734

[opaque coyote]

Still kinda funny how the reason why the nanotech bs exists in the first place

is smply because uh

his hair got pulled out a lot while taking it off

which tbf

...

[storm jungle]

Yeah its fucking corny as fuck

[opaque coyote]

yeah that would hurt

[storm jungle]

ngl guy gets paid millions/billions, last thing i care about is his hair health

[opaque coyote]

lmao

[storm jungle]

theres NOTHING better than the CLANK and CLUNK of iron man putting his armor on

its badass

[opaque coyote]

it's more just me imagining getting my hair pulled ouit

and being like

"Yeah I get it"

[storm jungle]

I still cannot believe this motherfucker got paid 100 million to come back as Doctor Doom

like seriously what the fuck LMAO

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's stupid as shit

[storm jungle]

Hollywood man

it is what it is i guess

[opaque coyote]

Although to be honest

I think he would be at least decent at it

[storm jungle]

I got no hopes

and im a huge Doom fan lol

[opaque coyote]

Since Tony Stark was an egotistical asshole that had developed into one less.

And Dr. Doom is uh

Well he beats Tony in the complete arrogance department

[storm jungle]

Bro he killed an entire different universe version of himself

because he was friends with Richards

this man's grindset is NEXT LEVEL

[opaque coyote]

"If I end up liking Reed Richards, please kill me."

• Dr. Doom

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite grindset moment is

when he got sent to hell

Richards actually tried to save him

All he had to do was to take his hand

...

Instead he burnt his fucking face

[storm jungle]

CHAD

Next level hater

My own favorite is him delivering REED'S FUCKING DAUGHTER

and asking the honor to name him

holy fuck this man is diabolical

[opaque coyote]

The weirdest part about him is that his ego unironically made him a good ruler of his country

like you'd think that it would be the opposite

But Dr. Doom literally CANNOT let his people suffer

because it reflects poorly on HIM

[storm jungle]

Again hes legit built different.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly if Robert just kept the mask on

and doesn't act exactly like Iron Man

he'd be fine

[storm jungle]

LMAO

ill take that 2 bucks bet

[opaque coyote]

Like Dr. Doom's main thing is that he wears a mask

I think his old comic backstory has him hate richards because like

He accidentally caused him to have a scar on his face due to an experiment gone wrong

[queen laurel]

This guy will literally save the world if it means just to spite reed by like 1%

[opaque coyote]

and so when he made the metal mask to cover his face

he put it on

while it was still hot

...

and ruined his face even further

like the best part is that the scar wasn't even bad

it was the definition of like

"Movie scar"

y'know?

[storm jungle]

fool, you question the logic of DOOM?

100 days in the dungeons

[queen laurel]

He is so assured of his genius that he will literally kill a future version of himself that is literally better of in life and solved everything

[storm jungle]

hes literally what the Emperor wishes he could be tbh

[opaque coyote]

Imagine it being a time loop

He eventually wins

Become better

solves everything

dies to himself

[queen laurel]

Let's be honest if you give doom half the resources of the emperor he would have done better

[opaque coyote]

repeat

[queen laurel]

I'm talking this guy

Would have the universe under his grip

[opaque coyote]

Doom did become God once and only then realized how much of an egotistical asshole he was.

Dude literally had to BECOME THE FUCKING RULER OF THE UNIVERSE

to realize

"...damn i'm kind of an asshole"

I think he unironically had a brief stint as iron man.

[queen laurel]

I mean hey if you're a god you may also realize your mistakes

[opaque coyote]

Of course it reset because

Comics.

[storm jungle]

to quote

"I had the cusp of godhood once. I found it beneath me."

💀 💀 💀

[opaque coyote]

But I genuinely want to see an AU tv show with a """"heroic"""" Dr. Doom as the protagonist

Heroic with many quotations.

I mean tbh, one of my favorite comic stories is The Superior Spiderman run

Where Doc Ock becomes Spiderman

And it was genuinely interesting

I actually liked it

[queen laurel]

Bro if you gave him the powers of the one above all

He would still say

It's beneath him

[opaque coyote]

I actually think it was him gaining those powers that made him realize that he was an asshole

And basically let himself get defeated because he realized both that it was beneath him

and that he wasn't a good person.

[queen laurel]

I'm pretty sure he never reached the one above all level

Because that's literally the creator of the marvel verse

[opaque coyote]

I still find it funny that he had to get the power to rule the fucking multiverse to realize that he might be egotistical

might

Then again, he literally built an echo chamber of himself

...and then was paranoid over himselves

give me a sec lemme find the clip

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhssZHb0U8s

Btw all Reed Richards said was "good luck" and it leaves Doom a paranoid mess

Dr. Doom doesn't just have Yes Men.

He builds them.

The funniest part about Dr. Doom is that he basically only has one solid weakness.

Squirrels.

Due to one story where he basically got ruined by them.

As a consequence, he's also wary of Squirrel Girl.

[plush mason]

Squrriel girl is just scary in general, the only X-man to beat Logan in hand to hand combat and can summon an endless legion of squrriels at will

[storm jungle]

lmao BRUH

[opaque coyote]

Also she did the same thing but with duplicates of herself

[plush mason]

lmao

[dusky scroll]

Afaik in Necromunda, there's a hive city completely taken over by Genestealer cult and is currently on stalemate with planetary defense.

Why the imperium don't just storm that city and delete the issue? That way imperium repopulate the city and make use of it again.

[opaque coyote]

The request is stuck under 40,000 layers of bureaucracy

lost in the annals of the adminstratium...

[storm jungle]

Right so.

1. Its not a "hive city" its literally a massive fucking crater thats been nuked to shit by the Inquisition and also had graviton warheads deployed on it ontop of that which caused it to sink halfway into the earth as well as create time displacements among so many other hazards.

2. They are not at a stalemate with the PDF, its mostly that the trouble is not really worth it and the genestealers never ever really leave the hole due to the amount of immense security posted around Hive Secundus's crater, it would take a long climb to even really get to the top as is. Their population itself is also like radiation infested hobos that barely count as a standing fighting force and the rely on victims lowering themselves down to the crater for loot to even grow their numbers.

3. Theres literally genestealers in almost every single Imperial down to even Terra, GSC as awhole are not that noticable of an issue until they actively hamper what the planet is doing or raise enough suspicioun. Theres also no need to "repopulate", Necromunda does what its told, produces the tons of shit it needs for the tithes and leaves it at that, the Imperium is unaware of many things under its nose and thats kinda the point.

[dusk patrol]

There’s a reason we had to send a nova cannon round by train into the hive in SM2. Destroying hives from orbit is hard.

[storm jungle]

Yeah even this one took multiple warheads ontop of that to reach the point it is.

Its got nuked so bad people in Munda now think Secundus is some made up fairy tale

[dusky scroll]

wdym "victim lowering themselves down to the crater"? People actually go there?

[storm jungle]

Yeah?

Theres loot.

Humans are also very fucking stupid and will do anything for money

[dusky scroll]

Does anyone come out of it alive?

[storm jungle]

If they are good yes.

It literally depends on the person.

Its controlled by liftmen who do an entire living lowering and raising people out of that dump, they get paid and if the client doesnt come back oh well you got your money for the job at least.

[queen laurel]

It's also very canon that she dogged Galactus

[storm jungle]

Bro squirrel girl is something else 💀

[dusky scroll]

and the Tyranids never came to claim the bounty?

[storm jungle]

Yeah no they don't.

They consider the GSC "tainted"

since they are infested by radiation

and are like completely mutated out of their tyranid genome

[plush mason]

she is great, a prime example of Marvel's B string being better than most A string heroes

[storm jungle]

Also she kinda bad too

[plush mason]

her most recent look is dumby thicc too lol

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah

[queen laurel]

Why do you think people like her marvel rivals design very much

[storm jungle]

DAMN

real lorechat hours

[queen laurel]

It's what we do best

[rose thorn]

its much better htan her comic desgun tbh

[storm jungle]

her comic design is just so basic too

[queen laurel]

Yeah this one has character

[rose thorn]

im also glad they got rid of her meta knowledeh

[queen laurel]

It's still there but it's not as overly blown as like deadpool

[paper haven]

Showed up just in time to see Squirrel Girl

[storm jungle]

the perfect time

[queen laurel]

The lore chat inevitability

[crystal forum]

i love having to explain 40k in a single sentence to family members who just saw the secret level episode

and that titus is not in fact a particularly relevant 40k character in the grand scheme of things

[queen laurel]

Should have told them to skip

[crystal forum]

why?

it's a good animation

[queen laurel]

I'm kidding i'm kidding

[opaque coyote]

Actually she befriended him

Like unironically

And took that picture as a result.

[winter vessel]

Learning more on the lore for Marvel Rivals actually

[opaque coyote]

"Another client didn't come back"

"Skill issue."

Also you can probably get another pay check if they survive

By y'know

Lifting them back up

[opaque coyote]

Hive Cities sometimes do have valuable technology since a good chunk of them have been there since the DAoT. Especially Necromunda's.

Usually it's buried underneath a fuck ton of other buildings. The warheads took care of that so any valuable technology and salvage is free for the taking.

...

If you manage to survive.

[winter vessel]

One thing that surprises me, Apparently this Marvel Rivals Galacta is the same one from "Daughter of Galactus" single issue released back in 2010. Man, I was barely outta middle school when i read that comic.

[cold raven]

So young!

[opaque coyote]

Imagine that your planet is ending

Earthquakes are shaking entire continents

People are in panic

Looting, shooting each other, screaming in terror

As you look up you see

...

A giant teenage girl wearing a hat that looks like an inappropriate toy with prongs on it

[winter vessel]

I mean, her whole thing is that she doesn't feed off of people or inhabited planets, rather Extraterrestrial Viruses or bioweapons. A cosmic being but actually gives a damn about a species

though that might change if, We're still going off her old comic, needs to start supersizing if she wants to feed her "kid"

[opaque coyote]

...

I heard stars taste interesting

Y'know how pregnant women have weird diets

Imagine that but with Daughter Galactus

[winter vessel]

probably.

but yeah, long story short, our Marvel Rivals Announcer is a Teenage Cosmic Being who is also pregnant

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/KY0nzCIceOw?si=tH3zNSstXUGRIx2Q

@queen laurel

[queen laurel]

I mean yeah that checks out

[opaque coyote]

THE RUST GIVEZ YA EXTRA GRIP!!!

all that's left is the paint it red to make the bullets go even faster

or should they paint it blue for higher crits

Honestly an Ork FPS would be fun as shit

Imagine the ability to customize your armor to get bonuses

Like you can paint your boots red to go faster for example.

[crisp heath]

me selecting a darktide difficulty

Would have been funnier without havoc, that gamemode just keeps ruining everything for me since its introduction

[sour hornet]

How common is augmetic replacement and enhancement for rank-and-file.

I'm talking limbs and internals and such.

[celest dome]

Still expensive, but accessible, but they're more 'crude' augmentics than what other are able to afford

[crisp heath]

I think it also just depends on supply and where you're at

But in general i hate giving "iT dEpENdS" for an answer

Always so unsatisfying to hear

[sour hornet]

Such as for IG sergeants and lieutenants—people who aren't so bottom rung, but aren't like naval captains, princeps, and rogue traders, etc.

[storm jungle]

They will always get one.

because they gotta do their job.

[celest dome]

Even normal Guardsmen if they're veteran enough would be issued basic augmentics as needed

[raven stone]

Regiments somehow favoured by Ad Mech for…whatever reason…might have above average access.

[celest dome]

Or from richer world, or favoured by the Administratum (Catachan)

[arctic talon]

Veteran Guardsmen always get at least a basic augmentation in the event of injury

[queen laurel]

it seems catachan almost always wins the bionics department

[arctic talon]

Straken is also insanely highly regarded tbh

[celest dome]

Make sense as they're the poster child (in universe)

[queen laurel]

I'm just saying that on general it seems that they get the nice bionics more often than not especially on art and stuff

[queen laurel]

And considering the life on Catachan

Loss of limbs is practically

And everyday occurrence

[dusk patrol]

Straken and most Catachan we see are Devils too

Basically Scion equivalents but better

Guys who also probably qualify for rejuv treatments

Strakens arm is probably mastercrafted at least

With how much it increases his strength and doesn’t impede him at all

[broken sundial]

Is it RARE or is it IMPOSSIBLE to break a Power Sword. And, if it does break, does the disruption field still work?

[storm jungle]

Its just a metal sword at the end of the day with two cables on it make it a power-weapon

and the distruption field is those cabling nodes on it creating well, a field around the pointy bit of the weapon and making it more cutty/punchy

[celest dome]

It's not impossible, and if you cut a Power Sword and try to activate it it'll probably either short or not activate

[storm jungle]

Yeah if theres nothing for the power-nodes to conduct to it wont do anything

[broken sundial]

Okay, so, prolonged battle, power sword depletes and cracks in half, not even the bottom half will work now?

[storm jungle]

I mean no, the cables are attached to the blade

is this for a writing thing?

[broken sundial]

And say the Crack in the blade is exact halfway, that's above the end of the cables, unless they go into and through the whole blade

Just trying to be as detailed with this as possible

[sharp pollen]

i think it becomes a Power Knife

[storm jungle]

Lmao

yeah

[broken sundial]

Bruh I'm dead

[storm jungle]

You mean like this?

[broken sundial]

YES

[storm jungle]

YEP that would do the job