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forest orbit
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šŸ’€

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but also yes correct

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I do hate females

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šŸ§‹

dusk patrol
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ā€œGW failing!ā€ Article

Actual article: two stores aren’t getting 40k stuff cause supply issues form people buying too much 40kz

arctic talon
storm jungle
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No not even that

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just screenshot the point where their stocks just fell for like 2 days

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(because thats kinda what the fuck stocks are for, they are flimsy)

sonic knot
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wtf i cant believe that james workshop added women to 40k
i cant enjoy it anymore cuz im too scared of them

dusk patrol
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True tbh

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Women

storm jungle
dusk patrol
storm jungle
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if its not women its being racist veryWeary

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im tired boss

dusk patrol
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I’m glad Eddie Murphy broke into 40k finally

median star
sonic knot
dusk patrol
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Always felt like the next logical step

sonic knot
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someone will get mad

arctic talon
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The black library one

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Me when Ultramarines are black

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(I don’t read the lore)

storm jungle
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honestly also yeah i wish they didnt hide the racism so much

viral axle
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Which

storm jungle
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like you can be honest with us

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will we ridicule you, well yeah

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but still lol

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"Guilliman is white, why arent his marines white"

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(yes this was a real thing someone said)

viral axle
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Oh yeah

dusk patrol
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This one

arctic talon
queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Idk why people get all upset about them being black, the real issue is they’re all Br*tish

queen laurel
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To this day being french or british gets you put on a cross huh

dusk patrol
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As it should

forest orbit
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Rightfully so

dusk patrol
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True

forest orbit
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a half-breed......

queen laurel
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Of all the unanimous agreement

viral axle
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Or that stuff with vulkan saying the salamanders weren't black before he was introduced in the setting

arctic talon
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Krieg are the worst

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Because they have French accents

languid meadow
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The grimdark elements of 40k isn't the eternal war, it's that everyone is European.

arctic talon
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Or British ones

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Or German ones

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It’s evil

dusk patrol
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Some Nocturneans are and some aren’t

viral axle
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Ah

forest orbit
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Also Salamanders were literally white

dusk patrol
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But all get that much deeper coal black skin from the geneseed

forest orbit
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their charcoal skin came later

dusk patrol
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But yeah

storm jungle
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Oh man i found some ancient art of tu'shan

arctic talon
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Sa’kan for example is Asian

storm jungle
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before they made him pitch-black

dusk patrol
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Nocturnes son

storm jungle
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hold on

queen laurel
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Yeah and even then their skin are literally not natural occurring as well

arctic talon
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He’s East Asian rather

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Bro looks Chinese

queen laurel
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It's literally the radiation from their planet

dusk patrol
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The eyes and skin yeah

arctic talon
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But he’s got the usual salamander look

dusk patrol
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It’s from the sun of their world and the geneseed

arctic talon
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Because geneseed + funny radiation

storm jungle
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Pro photoshop editing on GW's half

forest orbit
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thats from Armageddon iirc

storm jungle
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yep it is

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that also had shots of their minis pre-charcoal skin

dusk patrol
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When Vulkan was first found the legion stayed on Nocturne for a bit to insert joke here

arctic talon
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IGNEAN

queen laurel
# storm jungle

The face my homie makes when i tell him i don't speak robbery

storm jungle
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Boondocks ass joke

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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I HATE IGNEANS
-tu’shab

storm jungle
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šŸ’€ šŸ’€ šŸ’€

arctic talon
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Little known brother of Tu’shan

storm jungle
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up there with n'wah

arctic talon
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He was killed on Armageddon

queen laurel
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Merry christmas mods

storm jungle
languid meadow
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Tragic

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We must stop this violence

dusk patrol
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Sa’kan šŸ¤ Tsu’gon

Being suck on pun names

storm jungle
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Sa'kan is just terrible

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like it makes me ask if these people ever say the names they write outloud

queen laurel
arctic talon
storm jungle
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Sa'kan my tasty nocturne balls

median star
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do you think if the orks ever took over armagedon theyd try and move it to its old spot

dusk patrol
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Stop being culturally insensitive Dilara

storm jungle
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I cant, im a turk

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šŸ‡¹šŸ‡·

dusk patrol
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True

storm jungle
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like jokes aside

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they are literally unknowingly attracted to the planet itself

dusk patrol
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It would be a lot of work

storm jungle
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less its location

sonic knot
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i literally dont comprehend anything that has been said for the last like 2 minutes
im convinced yall are just speaking gibberish now

storm jungle
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We are

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its 40k lore

arctic talon
sonic knot
median star
storm jungle
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aughhh

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awful

queen laurel
arctic talon
storm jungle
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also speaking of this im gonna head back to work I nee dmy squeebles CatEvil

languid meadow
queen laurel
# sonic knot

Just like Laati, yeah we have another one of you like you are nothing compared to that guy

arctic talon
sonic knot
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why he fingie so long

languid meadow
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Orangutan

median star
queen laurel
queen laurel
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Like engineers

languid meadow
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Stupid space apes

languid meadow
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I love them

sonic knot
languid meadow
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The mechanicus blowing up entire worlds so they can create a slightly more efficient doorknob (they'll forget about it in 2 centuries)

arctic talon
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Space monkey making infinite nuclear bomb factory from 3 lasguns and a leman russ

median star
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a technological renaissance

arctic talon
sonic knot
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me when i commit countless genocides to get 1 more slash proc per second on a build that gets a bajillion per second already

dusk patrol
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Hey they’re not people anyways

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Or they’re dumb enough to tangle with me

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Either way

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It’s moral

arctic talon
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Me killing the indoctrinated cultist wage slave with a sword because he got in my way

languid meadow
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Should've become a biological weapon dumbass

dusk patrol
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I barely remember warframe lore

dusk patrol
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Very true

languid meadow
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Sometimes it comes to me in flashes like I'll remember it all then forget it instantly, like a mental flashbang.

dusk patrol
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Grineer were like, clones and biologically made to be perfect which is hilarious

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Corpus is explained by changing it to Corpos

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It do be very anime

arctic talon
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Grineer are clones who cloned more clones of each other

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After rising up

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ignore the fact their rules are Orokin

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Corpus are literally like a corporation but a cult

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And they literally worship money

dusk patrol
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Orokin are lost civilization stuff whatever

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Nah I’m not that based

arctic talon
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Orokin immortality is like

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Comically grimdark

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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Lol

dusk patrol
arctic talon
# dusk patrol What is it like Jupiter ascending stuff

So what happens is, once an Orokin grows old, they go buy a Yuvan(which is a young good looking person, preferably a child that’s kidnapped) the yuvan is then tortured emotionally and physically until the mind gives out, some stuff is done to fully remove the mind and then the Orokin slips into the new body.

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Thank you DE

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Not sure who wrote this

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But they were on some shit

dusk patrol
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Makes sense

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I know the warframes are made from people

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Soylent Warframe is people!

arctic talon
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In any case the war within was extremely creepy as a quest because the player character partially goes through the mental torture process before it fails lol

shadow plover
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Warframe 1999 did the wild thing and made me care about the story characters for the first time in 10 years

arctic talon
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Next black library celebration mini better cook harder then this

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Or else I’ll be mildly disappointed

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Also having read her books they’re good

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Glad they weren’t terrible lol

plush mason
arctic talon
plush mason
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neat

queen laurel
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That's what makes it very significant

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It's probably has something to do with the ork empire part

plush mason
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wtf is the red gobbo?

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Da Red Gobbo is the leader of the Rebel Grots on Gorkamorka and is the head of Gretchin Revolutionary Committee (GRC or just Da Kommitte) of the grots. In truth, there is no single Red Gobbo. The position rotates between various members of Da Kommittee after an election.[1] Donning a red cape and wielding a custom slugga and sceptre, he leads th...

queen laurel
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And he's basically a grot that wants to lead the great revolution

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And release the grots from the orks

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And from that

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You can guess that it's probably never going to happen

plush mason
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it also looks like GW uses him for xmas promotions lol

queen laurel
plush mason
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where the hell is this "gorkamorka" place anyway?

queen laurel
plush mason
queen laurel
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Orks call it Gorkamorka

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Not to be confused by the god in AOS

tough haven
queen laurel
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With grots

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They have put themselves in a deadlock because they basically made it that they are as lazy as fantasy orcs

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And required the gretchen or in this case their goblin to basically function

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As a society

rocky gale
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Have they said in any of the Warcom articles if the new Squats for Necromunda are getting rules in 10th?

shadow plover
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none of them have thus far so I doubt it

rocky gale
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Yea but Votann are such a small range that they'd need it more than any of the others tbh

queen laurel
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They have no model announcements since they release right

rocky gale
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Killteam

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Two Killteams?

queen laurel
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Just avoid any other games

rocky gale
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Yea no I don't think they've had any mainline 40k models since their initial release wave

queen laurel
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Just like the 40k table top

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Yeah like they need something in that department

shadow plover
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it's a small range yeah but I recon they'll get a few units more once the 10th ed codex drops

queen laurel
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Necromunda and killteam

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Are good

shadow plover
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votann and ironheads are such a different vibe I don't believe they'll get merged

queen laurel
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But they need a mainline 40k tabletop model

shadow plover
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and bringing things from Necromunda to 40k feels weird, it's such a condensed setting

queen laurel
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I am at least sure tenth edition will get them covered

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Hopefully

queen laurel
storm jungle
shadow plover
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(granted I do prefer the votann vibe to most of the ironhead models)

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some of them are very cool though

storm jungle
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Yeah it does make me sad tho

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I dont hate the Votann but every time a banger Ironhead mini gets released the actual dwarf army gets overshadowed

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literally suffering from success

shadow plover
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I mean I meant Votann > Ironhead in my eyes

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the basic Ironhead units are pretty boring but every slightly more special unit is just great

storm jungle
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yeah but this is an unpopular opinion

shadow plover
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like the big boy or the vehicle

storm jungle
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we are losing ground

shadow plover
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ah, true

storm jungle
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we need more votann minis!

storm jungle
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"Well stuff like the heirenkyn is cool"

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guy shows me a random ironhead mini thats cooler

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"damn it"

shadow plover
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these are truly great

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but the rest are pretty whatever

storm jungle
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but

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the lil robots

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😭

shadow plover
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oh yeah, those come with the trikes too

rocky gale
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The Squat Ball tank is genuinely like one of the best tanks GW have made

storm jungle
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the Moon Rover aesthetic is so good

celest dome
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We need some Squat Ironhead Brewer

storm jungle
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We'll definitely get one at some point

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Munda cooks

celest dome
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Joseph Bugman need his representative on Necromunda

spare osprey
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We enslave em

storm jungle
queen laurel
# spare osprey We enslave em

Ah yes i'm sure treating machinery that we decided to give sentience a slaves never ended badly in any sort of media whatsoever

spare osprey
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You remove the sentience

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And strap nukes on them for safety

hallow saddle
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the necromunda squats are awesome

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looking forward to seeing what the next wave of votann is

queen laurel
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The perfect helper and weapon

hallow saddle
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Will we eventually get a Votann lord of war that's a floating stone head that shoots lasers beams from its eyes???

rose thorn
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with little to no effort you could make him into a necromunda bugman

rose thorn
outer wave
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So why is that dwarfs in general only use axes and never swords or spears?

queen laurel
rose thorn
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cant say for old world

rocky gale
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Because a lot of people basically simplify Dwarves as small Vikings/Scots and simplify Vikings/Scots as using axes

queen laurel
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Yeah honestly it's more like a stylistic thing

rose thorn
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but in aos, kharadron mostly use guns and their liek 2 good melee units use harpoons and chainswords

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and for fyreslayers keys are important relgiious symbols

queen laurel
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And like if you want to simplify it into basic utility it's basically like those weapons put a lot of their weight in the top making swinging them very very powerful and shortening them works very well

rose thorn
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so many of their axes look like keys

queen laurel
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Considering the way they live in

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Deep tunnels you would probably use hand hammers or axes

rose thorn
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(also fyreslayers also use alot fo spears and whips and stuff)

outer wave
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Oh I really like the idea of their axes looking like keys

rose thorn
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yee

rocky gale
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Honestly if it's for tunnel fighting Dwarves would probably have spears

queen laurel
queen laurel
rocky gale
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Thrusting weapons rather than having to swing overhead or to the side and risk hitting the wall

rose thorn
rose thorn
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if they all die

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there is no need for the key

queen laurel
rose thorn
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and no one can get into the vault unless htey kill all of them

queen laurel
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Grimnir always carried battle axes for battle

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And Grungni was a master smith and always used a hammer

rocky gale
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I'd say a lot of it comes from Gimli in LOTR having an Axe

queen laurel
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But it for speaking by real life conventions then yeah

rocky gale
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Even though in the Hobbit I'm pretty sure most of the Dwarves used swords or spears

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But Gimli is the bigger archetype

queen laurel
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They can deliver much more powerful blows as well with all of the weight of the weapon being at the top of the head

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And considering they are substantially stronger than a human

rocky gale
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There's also something to be said about the extra utility of axes and hammers

queen laurel
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That's going to do a lot of damage

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Like a dwarf would probably do more damage with a one-handed axe than a one-handed sword

outer wave
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Damn fyreslayers are kinda cool now....

rose thorn
outer wave
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I used to think they were pretty lame in comparison to their fantasy counterparts but the guardian theme going is unique

rose thorn
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they also are kinda merc core if you are into that

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Most of the AoS factions are pretty sweet now, they just needed time to cook

queen laurel
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They go metal as hell

rose thorn
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basically they collect shards of their dead god

outer wave
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Me when metal morph

rose thorn
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and hammer it into their own skin to absorb the power

outer wave
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Damn that's metal

queen laurel
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Yeah and they believe that when they fight they release his essence and you know he can reform

rose thorn
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also if you arent ill and paint them well they look amaizng

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the base paintjob is just literal trash

queen laurel
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Yes they are

outer wave
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Yoo that's sick

queen laurel
# rose thorn

Yeah this faction is made to be not taken seriously and just have fun with

rose thorn
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they do have great storeis though

queen laurel
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Which is perfect for someone like me

queen laurel
rose thorn
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when the rune father die he has to pick one fo his sons to become the new rune father

queen laurel
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I should really need to get better into reading

rose thorn
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and if the other sons refuse to serve their brother they will leave and make a new lodge

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and its not like betrayl or anything

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its a compeltley normal understandable part of their society

queen laurel
queen laurel
rose thorn
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kharadron are also fucking absolutely fire

queen laurel
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YES

outer wave
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Kharadrons are cool

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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were getting chaos dwarves at the end of the edition and probably gonna get cities dwarves

queen laurel
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Steam punk and magic

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Lovely combination

tough haven
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Hmm, for a random small side event, does worker strike, or minor mutant raid sound more entertaining?

rose thorn
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i will say, fyreslaeyrs do have the issue of if you piant them all the same

queen laurel
rose thorn
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maybe paint the mohawks striped

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to look different

queen laurel
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Yep

rose thorn
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your main color than pick a color for each unit

outer wave
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Color them slightly differently so they have a ranking system via mohawk

tough haven
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Holy servant of the Omnissiah sends sanctified scrap code to vanquish the abominable intelligence

shadow plover
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kinda hope that's real

dusk patrol
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I doubt they have it setup so they can do that lol

humble shoal
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Has worked for me once

torn marlin
storm jungle
paper haven
tall plinth
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Does atoma prime have a color scheme?

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Or tertium? I don’t really know how to word this question

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Or get across what I mean

celest dome
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Not that we really know

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The Moebian 6th could imply that it's Metal and Yellow/black paints

sacred ginkgo
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You could go with the loyalist 6th outfit stuff

celest dome
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That too

sacred ginkgo
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Light blue/Canvas yellow

tall plinth
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The reason I ask is actually because I’m a hobbyist leathercrafter, and I wanted to make a wallet in the color scheme of atoma or tertium

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I suppose light blue and canvas yellow could look pretty solid

sacred ginkgo
tall plinth
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HMMMM

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giving me ideas

sacred ginkgo
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This

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Its more gray now I look at it

tall plinth
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Shame I can’t get a more concrete confirmation of colors

median star
# sacred ginkgo

i thought that was just a specific camo they adopted for use on nox alpha

storm jungle
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thye are also confirmed to change camo schemes depending on the warzone

tall plinth
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Oooooh

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That makes a lot of sense actually

storm jungle
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Yeah its like how Cadians got a ton of regiments with custom schemes but we only see the posterboy tan/green ones

steady dawn
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To what degree is the empire capable of teraforming?

tough haven
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If they weren’t, they’d be for less expansive

humble shoal
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They terraformed krieg pretty well

storm jungle
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LOL

steady dawn
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Well kreig is actually the reason I ask, because it's blown to absolute hell and hasn't been really able to be repaired

storm jungle
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Krieg serves no purpose beyond making guardsman.

humble shoal
humble shoal
storm jungle
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theres no need for terraforming, its also not standard imperial procedure.

humble shoal
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Like why make krieg an agriworld

steady dawn
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Soldiers that eat healthy food generally are more effective than soldiers that live off of processed corpse starch

storm jungle
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I mean

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this is the Imperium

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no one cares

humble shoal
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When it gives you less chance of recieving tithes

humble shoal
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Also most of the kriegers are test tube babies anyways

storm jungle
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The Imperium also doesnt do terraforming en-masse, its very niche and dependant on the planet.

The main procedure for Imperial colonization is:

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  • Settle on world
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  • Suck it dry
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  • Get all its resources
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This lasts through several timeframes, sometimes long sometimes short.

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thats it

humble shoal
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Maybe the inquisitor lord wants to make a new paradise world

storm jungle
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That would require a ton of grasing palms and questions

humble shoal
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Or in reality the head administratum dickhead

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I can see them terraforming an agri world though

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If one is needed in sector

steady dawn
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Seems less practical than establishing a highly defensive grid around a planet and heavy planets idea fortification, guarding a self sustaining agricultural system

storm jungle
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its an awful web of systems that barely work

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as said above everything is to make ends meet and make sure Terra survives

humble shoal
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And were made by people far before the current administration

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Who has no idea how those systems are supposed to work

storm jungle
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^

humble shoal
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like hives werent supposed to be the pieces of shot they are

steady dawn
humble shoal
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They are just also falling apart due to maintenance failure

steady dawn
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Admittedly I imagine things degenerated dramatically in the age of strife

humble shoal
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Like tertium probably only has a couple thousand more years until the atmospheric controls fail

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And then Shrug

tough haven
vagrant fox
tough haven
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Takes thousands of years though

steady dawn
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How would you recover a world eaten by tyranids? There's no biological matter left

storm jungle
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You largely cant

storm jungle
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Cawl has found a "way" but its not mass-produced

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and its essentially kinda impossible to implement

steady dawn
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I mean I suppose it is cawl

vagrant fox
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Easy but takes a long time, rather. Not economical

storm jungle
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also half the mechanicus doesnt like Cawl

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so if he did do mass-terraforming operations it would piss them off

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also second problem with re-terraforming planets uh

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by the time it can even begin most tyranid-attacked worlds are barren rocks

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some even have their planetary cores missing

steady dawn
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it's not tech heresy if there is no inquisitor to see it

vagrant fox
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Admech civil war when

humble shoal
storm jungle
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admech also infight like 24/7

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they are dumbasses

vagrant fox
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A second civil war when

steady dawn
storm jungle
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I assume both

vagrant fox
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I just want the admech to suffer for the catboy femboy skitarii

storm jungle
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Darkmech and Admech are basically the same thing

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one just uses daemons

vagrant fox
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Very disappointed in darkmech, where's the abandon all logic mad science

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It's just putting daemons into things

storm jungle
storm jungle
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LMAO

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it really is just not wrong either

arctic talon
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And then made them even more insane with scrap code

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Daemons are an easy way to make everything ā€œbetterā€ as well lol

arctic talon
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A solid chunk of fucking codex entries are about admech civil wars

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Over stuff that you can totally see happening

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And like

vagrant fox
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A second, cooler, civil war. Fought with sticks

arctic talon
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SWITCHING PAINTS

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they had a civil war over paint

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That killed billions

opaque coyote
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like

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old colony ships

opaque coyote
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Like mix in Xeno tech with it

arctic talon
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I mean

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Hereteks do that

opaque coyote
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I get it, even CSMs still hate Xenos with a passion

arctic talon
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You have to realize the dark mechanicum are like

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Racist as shit

opaque coyote
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But I always thought the Dark Mechanicum would like

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Just go fucking insane

arctic talon
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The dark mechanicum isn’t all traitor priests

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Is the traitor priests from the heresy/great crusade era

opaque coyote
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I mean if you're crazy and heretical, you might as well go all the way y'know?

arctic talon
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Who also hated the emperor

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But agreed with the whole

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HUMANITY > EVERYTHING stuff

opaque coyote
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I just always thought that the Dark Mechanicum would do even crazier shit somehow

arctic talon
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Idk, chaos admech or other assorted hereteks are more interesting imo

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Since they get the actual interesting shit lol

storm jungle
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also people forget a "heretek" can be a really normal admech that is just sensible/invents things

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they dont always have to be chaos worshippers

arctic talon
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Dark mechanicum are literally just the Adeptus mechanicus

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But evil

storm jungle
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its why all my hereteks are just outcast techpriests with cool tech lol

arctic talon
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I like the heretek in necronunda

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I like how normal they look

opaque coyote
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to

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"I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS SCRAPCODE UP MY USB DRIVE!!!!"

opaque coyote
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But like

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Imagine a Daemon Machine with Xeno Weaponry

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Imagine a Daemon Possessed Tau Gun that's alive

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and bleches plasma

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y'know?

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If you're gonna have a group of insane, scrap code infected, daemon worshipping, emperor hating religious tech priests

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I expect the inventions/machines to be equally as insane

young pecan
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Just started Eisenhorn Omnibus as my first 40k novel today

arctic talon
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The dark mechanicum is like

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Pretty organized still

storm jungle
arctic talon
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They’re just even more psychopathic

arctic talon
young pecan
arctic talon
#

It’s good imo

young pecan
#

My friend who's unfamiliar with the setting got it for me as a gift

opaque coyote
#

They were so confused

arctic talon
#

I forgot if it’s the one that says Voluptuous constantly TopKekSphere

opaque coyote
#

they got suggested some other books and read those instead

young pecan
#

In perfect time because I needed a book for while I went out of state but the one I wanted wasn't at Barnes & Noble sad

arctic talon
#

I know one of Abnett’s series’s says that word to the point I can’t get it out my head

#

Whenever he’s mentioned

young pecan
#

I'm just like "what does that even mean"

arctic talon
#

He’s just describing someone in a skintight bodysuit

opaque coyote
#

or something

#

like clearly injured

young pecan
#

It seemed very much talking about the prostitution work itself but could be wrong

opaque coyote
#

could also be that

young pecan
#

Like was he looking at her thang??

#

Even then that's not how it works I'm pretty sure

opaque coyote
#

I mean isn't he basically doing an autopsy

#

or is he jsut doing a look over

#

IG it could also by cybernetics

young pecan
#

Autopsy pretty much

opaque coyote
#

Yeah then that makes sense

#

Weird

#

to say

#

But makes sense

opaque coyote
#

...

#

why use that word to describe him/her

arctic talon
#

Because

#

They are

opaque coyote
#

most likely her but i ain't sexist

#

jokes aside, how many times was that even used in the book

#

like usually one or two times is enough to get the point across

arctic talon
#

Uh

#

Many

#

Across all 3 lol

#

Abnett really liked that word

storm jungle
#

my personal recommendation tho is always like

#

Pick a faction you like

#

Read their shit

#

Expand to others from there

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

He’s not even that weird with sex

#

He just likes the word

opaque coyote
#

Wet Leopard Growl

#

Imagine a Space Wolf yawning and he just lets out that

#

Also wouldn't Dark Angels let out more wet leopard growls?

#

I mean their primarch's name is Lion

#

Not a leopard ik but it's at least a big cat

young pecan
#

Oh well I'll restart that after this Eisenhorn book

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

yeah thats fine

young pecan
#

Anywho how possible would it be in terms of jurisdiction for a Rogue Trader to take unsanctioned psychically gifted people from planets?

#

Would be a very stupid idea but would the Inquisition instantly step on you for that?

storm jungle
#

100% instantly

#

unless they are sanctioned or hidden psykers are entirely for the Black Ships

vagrant fox
#

They would if they can and they likely can

storm jungle
#

Yeah as long as you hide em tho its fine

#

and if its like not an impossible to hide psyker

vagrant fox
#

But the motto of any good rogue trader is to have a white girl summer

young pecan
#

I was thinking about the idea of a Rogue Trader who just makes their ship a big ol' foster home for otherwise doomed psyker kids KEKW_ogryn

#

Their first warp jump into this journey would like 100% end apocolyptically I'm assuming

#

Imagine the payoff of dozens or hundreds of loyal psykers if it worked doe..

vagrant fox
#

As long as enslavers don't catch a whiff or one explodes into daemons it'll be fine

young pecan
#

No little German psyker do not succumb to ze varp

#

Idk what the sanctioning process involves but you could probably do a backwater version of it on a Rogue Trader ship so they're actually stable*

void tiger
#

iirc Sanctioning requires access to the Golden Throne

#

You could have a ship that's heavily warded against Chaos bullshit, so that if they lose control of their powers it doesn't screw over everyone else

#

and if you had a really experienced/powerful psyker on board to teach them, you could probably keep a decent amount of them alive

arctic talon
#

Tbh it’s possible to train unsanctioned psykers

void tiger
#

Oh absolutely

arctic talon
#

In a manner similar to sanctioning

paper haven
#

My understanding of sanctioning is that the psyker willingly gets possessed by the emperor instead of accidentally getting possessed by a daemon

arctic talon
#

But yeah it’s not as secure lol

void tiger
#

yeah, it's waaay more dangerous

#

and less consistent

paper haven
#

See: Idira

void tiger
#

but if the psyker doesn't have a Skill Issue, then it can work

vagrant fox
#

Just put an automatic whizzbang on the psyker and it'll be grand

void tiger
#

I think if you were a Rogue Trader trying to create an army of unsanctioned psykers, you'd want to set up small space stations near the main planets you're getting the psykers from, and do as much of the training there as possible, so that you don't have to take a ship chock-full of untrained psykers on a warp jump

storm jungle
#

Spawns 5 bloodletters

young pecan
#

I thought sanctioning was just a series of tests of and for willpower

#

I guess the golden throne thing makes sense for why it has to happen on Terra

void tiger
paper haven
#

It is a genuine risk to have her on that ship that I cannot see how she overcomes through utility

storm jungle
#

the RPG has a chart you can roll if you pick a psyker

arctic talon
young pecan
#

POPEYES BISCUIT NO DRINK

storm jungle
#

and the entire thing is picking a trauma you got from being trained by the telepathica

arctic talon
#

Even by unsanctioned psykers

void tiger
#

Yeah, Idira is more unstable than usual because she's more powerful than usual

paper haven
#

Still not seeing how the benefits outweigh the risks

void tiger
#

but Theodora doesn't give a shit because having a diviner lets her engage in insider trading without being an insider

young pecan
#

Wouldn't Idira not dying in canon mean that she got so so so lucky throughout the game?

arctic talon
#

No

#

She’s actually surprisingly like

#

Contained

#

She dies pretty shortly after the end of the game

#

If you let her live or she doesn’t die

young pecan
#

I thought anything that spawned a daemon pretty much guarantee killed the psyker

arctic talon
#

Not always

#

Manifestation != to death

young pecan
#

Huh, that's weird

paper haven
#

In the same way that a spinning top is stable as long as it doesn't slow down.

arctic talon
#

Possession -> manifestation is

void tiger
young pecan
#

What are some of the examples??

arctic talon
#

Let me grab the table

#

Lol

paper haven
#

A lasgun would be just as effective and, honestly, far less horrifying

void tiger
#

A lasgun can't predict ambushes

paper haven
#

Correction, a lasgun pointed at her own head

arctic talon
#

Idira also can melt a room of people with her brain

#

Tbh she was more stable

#

Before uh

void tiger
arctic talon
#

Theodora

void tiger
#

they failed their Willpower tests

paper haven
#

A pattern of declining stability does not help her case

void tiger
#

Theodora was also batshit crazy

vagrant fox
#

Appearing cool is far more important than a little psyker being a little risky to a Rogue Trader

young pecan
paper haven
#

Theodora did it all not to be effective or safe, but for love of the game.

#

"Fuck you guys, I'm gonna save the imperium today just so I can annex it into my own personal empire tomorrow and sell it back to the imperium the day after that."
-Theodora, probably

vagrant fox
#

Sounds reasonable to me

#

You gotta hustle as a rt

void tiger
#

Theodora has that sigma grindset

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

Aah memories, I think it was my first DH game where I played a techpriest with two psykers. They both rolled catastrophically, one disappeared with a pop and the other exploded into a daemon leaving me all alone with it. I died moments later

young pecan
#

"that split your head like a Malfian pus-grape"

#

I don't know what that means but EW

#

What's up with the bald robed women?? 😭

storm jungle
#

the black comedy in this chart is so fucking funny

young pecan
#

That's an awesome table

storm jungle
#

"you stutter terribly when speaking of daemons"

arctic talon
#

Out of power armor

dusk patrol
#

Being a psyker is not fun

#

Idira is also a dumbass

storm jungle
#

its not much different from being alive

arctic talon
#

Idira is def a dumbass lol

celest dome
arctic talon
#

But she gets better

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

If you don’t blow head off

dusk patrol
#

Even her ending is kinda

#

Rough choice

#

Anyways she’s a mid companion

storm jungle
#

Nah shes great

arctic talon
#

let her die a ā€œnormalā€ death

storm jungle
#

love her voice acting

#

shes just annoying mechanics-wise

arctic talon
#

I like her tbh

storm jungle
#

same

vagrant fox
# arctic talon

I always found the throne wed one interesting. Chem gelded, cleave only unto the throne you say?

dusk patrol
#

Voice acting is fine, she’s a dumbass though

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

Tbh I like how she’s a combative asshole with literally everyone but Abelard

dusk patrol
#

And in a ā€œgonna get everyone on the ship killed if we weren’t the MCā€ way

arctic talon
#

It’s really fun

arctic talon
#

They sterilize you?

dusk patrol
#

It’s chem so

#

Probably not, just sterilized with chemicals

#

No sex drive

vagrant fox
#

Essentially. Chem-gelded talent gives you immunity to seduction and resistant to charm tests

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Also how does that even apply to women isn’t gelding what you do to male animals lol

vagrant fox
#

I vaguely it describing chemical and surgical treatment in the talent description

arctic talon
#

Yeah that makes sense

storm jungle
#

"gelding" = "no sex"

arctic talon
#

Just the same thing

storm jungle
#

probably what the writer was thinking on basics

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

Just kills your sex drive it seems, probably sterilizes you

vagrant fox
#

I ought to do a second Rogue Trader playthrough that isn't 100% intolerance 100% profit

#

Neutered, in some form or another

dusk patrol
#

Chemical castration is a thing irl

#

And should be mandatory for grimdank users

storm jungle
#

very true fact

#

fucking degenerates

vagrant fox
#

Don't mention that place

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

My friend got into 40k last Octoberish and it's been nonstop did you see what was posted on grimdank

dusk patrol
#

I’m afraid

#

You have to make a tough choice

young pecan
#

Is that chart from a TTRPG that's somewhat similar to how D&D plays?

dusk patrol
#

It’s a character background

#

You can either pick one or if the dm or you want roll for it

young pecan
#

For the game itself how does it play?

vagrant fox
#

It's from Dark Heresy, a d100 based system

young pecan
#

d100 fear

#

Maybe I'm just Wild Magic traumatized

vagrant fox
#

It's a little tricky to learn the modifiers but easy when you get going

dusk patrol
#

It works, it’s not perfect but

vagrant fox
#

Just roll under x number

dusk patrol
#

It works

#

Also have to have a DM that knows how to use the difficulty modifier

vagrant fox
#

It works on a human scale, if you play Astartes in Deathwatch or Black Crusade it genuinely just breaks. Not that you can't break it as normal humans

dusk patrol
#

Yeah deathwatch gets wacky eventually if you don’t modify it

vagrant fox
#

Around rank 3 you explode in lethality if it's done right iirc

#

Swarmlord who

dusk patrol
#

Yeah you have to not have people building to min max

#

Cause it breaks way too easily

#

Techmarines become unkillable by most enemies

#

Assault marines can kill Bloodthirsters in one turn

young pecan
#

Is it a good TTRPG to get into?

dusk patrol
#

I enjoy it

young pecan
#

Something like D&D but 40k sounds awesome

vagrant fox
#

One of my favourites

dusk patrol
#

You just have to have a decent group

#

Who aren’t gonna make it unfun

young pecan
#

Would you roughly call it something like that?

dusk patrol
#

Also having people who know the setting helps

#

Since it can be off putting when people do very…uncharacteristic things

vagrant fox
#

Not so much D&D, but there's overlap to a degree

dusk patrol
#

ā€œNo you’re a space marine, you don’t wanna fuck the inquisitor ladyā€

#

Actual conversation I’ve had

rocky gale
#

Had a character once who was Chem-gelded and also couldn't feel pain due to mutation, we had a Drukhari in the group who was feeding off our and the enemies pain and the DM explained it to him as "You don't know why, but you fucking hate their vibes"

arctic talon
#

LOL

vagrant fox
#

Entirely valid, the bozo is reeking of bad vibes

young pecan
#

Probably of BO too

vagrant fox
#

Had to explain to someone playing a blackshield marine why him picking up weapons from slain chaos marines was probably a bad idea and look

#

As long as people learn it's fine though

young pecan
#

I feel like 40k is a hard setting to RP in

#

There are a lot of things that lore-wise instantly forfeit your ticket to life kek

vagrant fox
#

Just remember to be full of racism and religious fervour šŸ‘

young pecan
#

Saying "Fuck (name of a god)" in almost any setting but this one you can get away with

#

If you express even sarcastic dislike for big E in most places you just die unless you can 1v30

arctic talon
#

ā€œfuck khorneā€

explodes

young pecan
#

My favorite image from this channel

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

Having a commissar breathing down your neck watching your every move can be fun though, in that Dwarf Fortress losing is fun way

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Part of the fun of playing a Psyker is that you're always one bad roll away from exploding

vagrant fox
#

In Only War, isn't there a talent for your assistant to shoot you if you start getting possessed? I forget

vagrant fox
#

Just pour some holy oil on it, the Space Wolves did it

dusk patrol
#

It is their chapter speciality, since the Ad Mech hates them and the other IH chapters do too

#

So they have to scavenge and repair and sanctity stuff a lot

vagrant fox
#

Once again, Imperial culture is hustle culture. Another w for the Imperium

dusk patrol
#

Also means they take a lot of requests for help, especially ones with potential salvage

vagrant fox
#

There's something really funny about types like the Sons of Medusa and Marines Malevolent running from place to place being extremely arrogant while having to loot everything to continue

storm jungle
#

Marines in general as a Chapter work very much like a cabal of RPG adventurers so it works pretty well lmao

#

"You need to do this sidequest for us so our forge can give you this item."

#

"Im just gonna steal it"

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Me, ignoring my characters backstory and prior motivations because cool

storm jungle
#

Stronos was playing too much Darktide with a logic like that

young pecan
#

What numbers went into that assessment, genius?

#

😭

dusk patrol
#

The ones that said ā€œI could dome this mfer but I wanna send a messageā€

storm jungle
#

send a message?

#

world eaters in-universe are about as braindead as their fanbase

young pecan
#

"WOOOO"
"I thought he was on our side"
"Who cares"

dusk patrol
#

I imagine seeing their champion get one shot with a single swing was pretty disheartening for the enemy forces, even if the WEs were still nuts

storm jungle
#

its just a codex entry its fine

#

ive seen more weirder ones

dusk patrol
#

He did look at the massive dude in the back though and said ā€œbetā€ though so

storm jungle
#

MAN that mid 2000's 40k art

#

holy fuck Lucius looks like a uncunt toenail

dusk patrol
#

That’s from 2016 smh

young pecan
#

Space marine... heh.. more like. freak marine

dusk patrol
#

But yes Lucius looks amazingly gross

#

I hope his model is similar

storm jungle
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

He’s just a little guy

young pecan
storm jungle
#

yep

#

wyches

#

he gets kidnapped in the story

dusk patrol
#

More like deadcari

#

He has a fun time in their uh

#

Arenas

storm jungle
#

Also strung up and taunted by some ballbuster female archon

dusk patrol
#

Then gets bored eventually

storm jungle
#

who uses him as like a wrecking ball to get rid of her political oppponents

#

Lucius learns this and screeches

#

its great

young pecan
#

More like.. slay marine

#

🌈

storm jungle
#

honestly the entire book in general is good

#

hes such a cunt in it

#

rare moment where hes actually a good character

dusk patrol
#

It’s very fun hes, also great in the Crimson King

#

For no reason at all he’s hanging out with Thousand Sons

#

And just being wacky

storm jungle
#

Hes canonically homeless its fine

dusk patrol
#

He literally just goes where the void takes him most of the time

#

Occasionally that’s somewhere with an actual strategic benefit to chaos

storm jungle
#

its largely an effect of the Emperor's Children also just "existing" as a Warband and not doing anything

#

so Lucius is mostly the posterboy

young pecan
#

The 40k equivalent of train hopping

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

He can also summon his homies to him when he needs to

#

Which helps with all the, actually navigating and flying part

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

I meant fan-fans

#

like the morons who wont shut the fuck up about uh

#

"omg angron so tragic"

#

shut up

vagrant fox
#

I never claimed to be a smart man

dusk patrol
#

I know

storm jungle
#

you are into 40k like us

#

it doesnt take a lot to be one

dusk patrol
#

This is why I believe you

storm jungle
#

Oh yeah speaking of

#

i need to peek into the World Eaters codex for a sec

#

Such nice people

vagrant fox
#

Peak kindness

storm jungle
#

Another one of my favorites is an entire world eaters armada invading a world

#

8 W.E are left

#

so they all turn into bloodthirsters

vagrant fox
#

So stupid and exaggerated it's peak, Khorne always wins

storm jungle
#

Yeah codex excerps are peak I love them

dusk patrol
#

Even when we fall, we can’t stop winning

#

One hundred regiments of Krieg? Based as fuck

#

Also WE with mobile artillery is hilarious

vagrant fox
#

I often think about that one berserker who charged a newly awakened Guilliman
Chaoschads could've won

rose thorn
vagrant fox
#

I distinctly remember a khorne sniper somewhere. I want more of these cool outliers

dusk patrol
rose thorn
#

Oh baller

#

Is there new model(s)

dusk patrol
#

This was from like

#

Two years ago?

rose thorn
#

Ohhh

#

My bad

spare osprey
#

I always wanna see what happened to the death guard assault marines

dusk patrol
#

There is khornate snipers

#

And stuff like that

#

Also tank dudes and zen master Khorne dudes

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

And other stuff

young pecan
vagrant fox
#

He got punted across the room and died
But he was cool while everyone else was just staring

arctic talon
#

And then kicked across the room lol

#

But he was absolutely the most based person in the room

young pecan
#

Least intelligent or most cool

#

Both are based

#

Also why is the guy whose name sounds like "ghillie-man" not a sneaky primarch

#

Bit misleading innit

dusk patrol
#

Because your parents failed you

rose thorn
#

I understand why people like ogres

#

Building naked chubby men is very very fun

rose thorn
#

Guh the fyreslayer forges symbols are so good

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Hey what’s the cool giant bug for necromunda called again?

young pecan
#

If a necromundan was a surfer would they say cowamunda or necrobunga

rose thorn
#

AMBULL

rose thorn
young pecan
#

Holy shit necrobunga is real bros

queen laurel
#

To be fair they don't even look that much of a bug because they look like giant armored bug gorillas

rose thorn
#

Proxy idea

#

For

#

Idk what I would proxy the little guy for tho

queen laurel
# rose thorn

The only faction i really see this guy working on is destruction

#

On the groot side

#

Grot*

rose thorn
#

He’s a merc! He learned da ways of da gargants

#

He works with most sapient factions

#

A little chill bug guy with his ambull

#

Or loke

#

What are they called the silent speakers?

arctic talon
#

Ambot is the usable one

#

Ambull is the npc one

rose thorn
#

Yee

queen laurel
#

That's something

#

And he calls this thing like a bug face troggoth or something

rose thorn
#

Side note if the silent people become a faction I’d scream and cry and go poor

#

Buying so many models

#

Like the little we know about them

queen laurel
rose thorn
rose thorn
queen laurel
#

Oh tight tight

#

That's nice

rose thorn
#

Pretty sure they are extinct

#

But who knows

arctic talon
#

They’re explicitly not extinct no?

#

They got seen hibernating

#

In one of them

queen laurel
#

Or do they have that human build

#

Elves dwarfs human stuff like that

rose thorn
rose thorn
#

They worked hard to keep them distinct from tyranids

queen laurel
broken sundial
#

Quick question because I've only played 2 games and read zero books. Is it true that, canonically, none of the Battle Sisters have ever fallen to Chaos?

modern tapir
broken sundial
#

Which book? Or source otherwise.

green loom
#

Short story called the invitation

modern tapir
#

Always wondered: Do the loyalists know what happened to the Thousand Sons in terms of the Rubric of Ahriman that turned the legion into walking dust-filled armor? Or do they just see them go poof and go "More chaos sorcery/tricks?!"

arctic talon
#

More chaos to kill

#

They’re clearly turned themselves into dust to live forever or somthing

green loom
#

They've seen enough weird shit to just file it under "bad stuff, don't bother"

modern tapir
#

Lol then it's funny to think the one who would most likely know among the loyalists would be Guilliman because of Yvraine's incident with Ahriman.

arctic talon
#

They haven’t talked since gathering storm

modern tapir
#

Damn. šŸ˜‚

winter vessel
#

The flying Roomba Tzaangors have only furthered my hatred for em...but they got a funny ass finisher

dusk patrol
crisp heath
dapper gyro
#

There is this one, the book is noted at the bottom.

misty vector
hallow saddle