40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

GAAAAAHHH

[storm jungle]

Yeah its ALWAYS easily answerable questions.

or some dumbass primarch question

"did ferrus and fulgrim have gay sex"

READ THE WIKI

[dusk patrol]

And some dingus just says something where they’re completely wrong with complete confidence

And it gets upvoted cause no one reads

And all the fucking meme answers

Gaaaaahh

Literally any post on Ferrus

“He lost his head Bahaahahahaahaha”

“I am very funny and original”

[storm jungle]

Yeah theres literally ZERO room for any kind of conversation.

the top posts are always braindead-ass replies

[dusk patrol]

Anything with Fulgrim

“He’s gay lol”

Anyways that’s the end of my rant for today

[storm jungle]

Same, im gonna go get some toast and start work lol

[dusk patrol]

Does Turkey even celebrate Christmas? I imagine not at the same level as more western countries.

[storm jungle]

Yeah nah its only "celebrate" in the capitalist fashion where its usually buying gifts/getting together to have fun etc

more or less how some other countries do it since it makes money for the brands etc

[summer mural]

any excuse to partaaayyy

[arctic talon]

She didn’t get servitorized, she got an even shittier fate lmao, she got turned into a tech thrall

In any case yeah the mechanicus absolutely just servitorizes random people

I’m not sure why this is even a question lol

Like motherfucker you have the codex

You literally have another excerpt with the mass servitorization of refugees earlier

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but reading

[arctic talon]

This guy is literally dumber then fuck

[storm jungle]

as me and him said above its because these braindead fucks dont read lol

[arctic talon]

It’s impressive how much people try to whitewash the imperium mentally sometimes

EMBRACE BEING EVIL COWARD

[storm jungle]

WAS LITERALLY about to say

i still think the Tithes Episode 1 incident is the funniest

"wow space marines are acting asshole'ish??? How can this be with the wholesome chungus Salamander!"

[arctic talon]

nah episode 3 is worse

People said episode 3 made no sense

For some reason

Nah the administratum would do that shit lol

[azure knoll]

it's canonized lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah the psyker usage has been a contorversial thing for awhile, its semi-recent

[arctic talon]

Some of the gellar fields have them

Some of them don’t

[storm jungle]

^

its due to writer inconsistency but it works

[arctic talon]

It’s dependium on the model

Is the explanation in universe

In any case I think it’s cool

[storm jungle]

Another thing i love with it is how people that upload clips of the episode always put up the "heroic" fighting stuff but none of the Imperial fuckups like asking for the ammunition back lmao

I showed the episode to my guard fan friend and he was just devastated and speechless for like 5m after the episode

[arctic talon]

The ammo part is funny as fuck

Lol

[storm jungle]

It really is

people that keep saying the Imperium is grimderp/doesnt make sensible decisions every much just does not understand how this setting works lol

the ending is even better

"we got too much cargo on the platform, just destroy it, we dont care anymore"

💀

[azure knoll]

setting has to work somehow, logistically

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

It does work

But sometimes fuck ups happen

Lol

[storm jungle]

It does and does not work. Which is the point.

[azure knoll]

just cuz we see only the worst parts doesn't mean they're the norm

[storm jungle]

I mean

they kind of are

[arctic talon]

I mean

The tithes situation isn’t normal

But it is something that happens

[azure knoll]

(still have yet to see it)

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Read more books

[arctic talon]

It’s just them fucking up ammo storage

[azure knoll]

(only saw clips because people were mad about femstodes)

[arctic talon]

They sent too much to one place

[storm jungle]

OH THAT LMAO

[arctic talon]

And they had to destroy the excess

Imo it’s perfectly normal lol

[storm jungle]

Guard hating the Munitorum/Administratum is also like a running gag in-universe

[arctic talon]

Like yeah this seems in line

[storm jungle]

because logistics even IRL are terrible

[arctic talon]

Logistics even at their best

Still feel like shit

[storm jungle]

the entire reason gulf war marines got woodland camo in the desert is due to a logistics error iirc 💀

[arctic talon]

Nah it was worse

It got replaced

With an even shittier camo lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

yeah see what i mean

[arctic talon]

That made you stick out

Wait sorry the army

Had the shitty one

[storm jungle]

Yeah its pretty much what 40k is parodying

just on a more nightmarish scale

💀

Me when im sent to the wrong warzone due to a numerical error

[arctic talon]

They made you stick out lol

The marines just got stuck with green and blue for a solid chunk lol

[azure knoll]

the entirety of the watcher in the rain twist

[storm jungle]

yeah that is one of my favs

the best part is theres no ulterior motive

she really was just a psychopath broken by the system

[arctic talon]

Dkok when they’re sent to the warzone that’s inside a hive and is impossible to use artillery in

[storm jungle]

average Death Korps of Kringe L

[arctic talon]

This happens in vigilus btw

They’re stuck inside a really confined portion of the hive the entire time

As an artillery regiment

They get fucking hacked to death by orks lol

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

It was an administratum error

The Athonian tunnel rats

Ended up in an open field

[azure knoll]

and made tunnels?

[arctic talon]

With mostly flamers for killing orks

And no vehicle support aside from drilling vehicles

Because they’re a hive fighting regiment

They got overrun by chaos space marines and cultists

10/10

Administratum fucked up and wiped out 4 regiments at once

[storm jungle]

easily replacable its fine

[arctic talon]

Yeah but still it’s hilarious

And it’s pretty realistic lol

It’s the same planet, they just got sent to the wrong part of the same planet lol

[storm jungle]

clearly grimderp

smh

[pine wedge]

it's very 40k

I love it

[arctic talon]

It is

[pine wedge]

the deadliest enemy in the galaxy is imperial bureaucracy

[raven stone]

On the note of Imperial bureaucracy, the sad thing is

If we go by slightly earlier Guard lore (circa 7th/8th Guard Codex)

Those situations are NOT considered mistakes

Instead, it is because it is standard practice for Administratum to consider any and all Guard Regiments to be exactly interchangeable with each other on a 1:1 effectiveness scale, regardless of specialisation or war zone, on a logistical scale

Yes you can imagine how fucked that got.

Or will get.

[humble shoal]

Lets send the catechan to an ice world it will be funny

[raven stone]

The opposite has canonically happened.
Ciaphas Cain’s Valhallan regiment got sent to a desert world at one point.

[humble shoal]

heh

[raven stone]

Though admittedly the novel doesn’t explicitly state it was a mistake

So it was feasible they were the closest asset around.

[hallow saddle]

being any kind of different is very dangerous in the imperium

safer to have your regiment be one modeled after cadians

[torn marlin]

Carry the Emperor's Will across the stars

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/jinki948-firepice-seal-get-up-look-around-gif-25017322

[storm jungle]

no

[shell mason]

honestly

when I think about

where are the gene seed stored in a space marine?

[storm jungle]

the chest

[shell mason]

not the yk

sack

[storm jungle]

the chest

its literally drilled out of there lol

[shell mason]

but where exactly in the chest?

[storm jungle]

if you are talking about their cock and balls its not mentioned

[shell mason]

Gene seed

Gene sack

where exactly in the chest

lungs? heart?

[storm jungle]

its an entirely seperate organ

its just in the fucking chest

[shell mason]

ah

[vagrant fox]

Neck and chest, somewhere

I vaguely recall somewhere near/between the hearts but who knows

[young pecan]

The gene seed is such a weird concept

Put this little ball in a guy to make him grow organs and beef up and just uhhh yeah just take it out when he dies

Very eco-friendly, reduce reuse recycle or whatever

[spare osprey]

Always seems to be the base of the neck

[outer wave]

Isnt geneseed just a bunch of varied organs that are added into a Space Marine?

So it would mostly be the chest

Oh Dilara was talking about it lmao

[spare osprey]

Nah it’s one in particular

Weird lil orb

[outer wave]

Ahhhh

[storm jungle]

Its weird because in Pariah Nexus the medic litereally cuts into the guy's chest too

and like uses the drill and stuff

I ASSUME they use the neck as an extraction point since it goes around the rib-wall

[spare osprey]

Would make sense

[storm jungle]

especially since both of these guys also dont have drills

oh wait he has one on his backpack

ish

[outer wave]

God I love and hate the rib wall

[spare osprey]

Also I’m noticing that IF is still alive

He’s having a fun time

[vagrant fox]

Geneseed either refers to the whole lot of organs or just the progenoid glands depending on nothing, for some reason

[outer wave]

I feel they should specify that better

Because its strangely interchangeable

[spare osprey]

Add it to the list

[outer wave]

Sigh and adds to a list of greivances of 40k lore

[vagrant fox]

Isn't the neck progenoid usually harvested when it matures and then the chest one when the lad dies?

[dire ether]

I want to find a book about the catachan jungle fighters, anyone know if there are any

[storm jungle]

Yeah theres a few

hold on ill get some your thicc asscheeks pfp distracted me

[outer wave]

God damn!

[vagrant fox]

They're in Pandorax, not that I recommend reading Pandorax

[storm jungle]

The most recent ones are Deathworlder and Catachan Devil

super creatively named I know

(also click on the picks to see the books fully, fucking discord)

[dire ether]

My favorite guard regiment

Armor is for cadians 😎

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

I hope the main character is named something edgy for both of those novels

Like Grimm Deathworlder

[dire ether]

Or John Catachan

[outer wave]

Marcus Deathslayer

[storm jungle]

Oh my god hold on

for Deathworlder™️ the main character lady's nam eis Wulf Khan

[outer wave]

GOD

[dire ether]

My slarbo

[outer wave]

WULF KHAN

[storm jungle]

Catachan Devil's name is Haskell 'Hell Fist" Aldalon

[outer wave]

I guess its not as on the nose as my options at least

I had to roll my eyes at that

[outer wave]

WHY ISNT HIS BOOK CALLED HELL FIST?

That would've been a relatively more creative name than Catachan Devil

[storm jungle]

YEAH THATS WHY I HATE IT

Also fucking

• Deathworld (the book)

• Deathworlder (the book)

[young pecan]

These guys' hands make me anxious

[storm jungle]

seriously who the fuck names these things

[young pecan]

And I'm not even afraid of needles

[outer wave]

Sequel: Deathworlderer

[storm jungle]

GOD 💀

[young pecan]

Deathworldest

[storm jungle]

i hate needles and i hate that image

😭

terrible

[outer wave]

Imagine getting your shots on a dirty ass battlefield

[spare osprey]

Nah nah nah

[outer wave]

I wouldnt be surprised by the amount of death coming from 40k tetanus

[spare osprey]

World of death

[outer wave]

Ooooh

Thats "good"

[spare osprey]

Ik how GW works in and out

[outer wave]

Next one after that: Death of World

[spare osprey]

And don’t forget the novellas

World

Death

[outer wave]

Of

Deather

Worlder

[spare osprey]

lolol

[dire ether]

Weath of dorld

[storm jungle]

STOP THIS

[dire ether]

Has a secret twin brother who is the antagonist of the book his name is KULF WHAN

[storm jungle]

you joke but thats not a bad name lmao

especially since most names in 40k are made up sci-fi usually

[outer wave]

Why cant they just be based off vague mythological references

They do it a few times

Just keep doing that

Or at least for some characters I guess Idk

[outer wave]

He too had a secret twin brother named GULF BUAN

[dire ether]

Who then had a son NAMED FULK HAWN

[outer wave]

Who had a grandson named JULK JUAN

[spare osprey]

It’s genuine whiplash when you go from characters like glup shitto

To a fuckin space marine named Obadiah

[storm jungle]

its so fucking funny

[dire ether]

Glup Huh????

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

[spare osprey]

Star Wars meme

[outer wave]

Glup Shitto, a very venerable Star Wars character

You know, Glup Shitto

[spare osprey]

I love Glup Shitto

[dire ether]

But does Glup shitto love you

[spare osprey]

Obadiah, “whose death was not an easy one”

Like you’re fuckin with me

[raven stone]

my favourite part of the New Trilogy was when Glup appeared and Shitto’d all over the place.

executed for heresy

[dire ether]

https://tenor.com/view/your-comprehension-brings-me-no-joy-tts-40k-warhammer40k-alfabusa-gif-27288512

[storm jungle]

this looks like a fucking typo

[raven stone]

Heh

[storm jungle]

what the fuck

Obidaiya Hkraokn

[spare osprey]

Of the famous Hrakon Campaign yes

[raven stone]

My favourite “40k-era-Englishfication” name has to be…
…Alizabeth.

Just change a letter, and presto.

Doesn’t actually sound half bad and still works.

[storm jungle]

LOL

[spare osprey]

Y’know the key supporter of Nova Terra Interregnum

[storm jungle]

oh yeah that little event

[outer wave]

I actually dont hate this

[green loom]

Inter-rectum

Gotem

[outer wave]

Its just Alisa mixed with Beth

[raven stone]

For my almost-never-to-be-written 40k fanfic, I invented the names of Ravion (male) and Anarette (female)
Anarette as a combo of Anna/Ana and Henrietta.

[storm jungle]

Yeah that is really good

as a avid 40k homebrewer I ALWAYS advise to either mutate IRL names or make up your own ones, its very fun.

[raven stone]

Indeed. Random name generators can help, if they generate a good one or you use them to help name mutations.

[storm jungle]

I had one Kasrkin guy who I originally named Jon but said thats lame and made him Joncantius, explaining his parents just named him after some minor imperial hero because of course lol

[raven stone]

40k era also basically gives you a free hand in taking any name that can be expressed in English letters.

[storm jungle]

yeee or just any other culture

[outer wave]

I eat food, Joncantius, its what I do.

[dire ether]

What's the name of the regular dude who still believed in Jesus Christ. He fought alongside the emperor a few times

[outer wave]

Ontius I think?

Or something like that

[raven stone]

John Grammaticus IIRC
Or Ollanius Pious.

One of the two

[outer wave]

Ollanius Pious I think

[dire ether]

Yea that one sounds familiar

[outer wave]

I was thinking of that guy anyway

[outer wave]

Actually, do you have a backstory on this minor imperial hero?

[storm jungle]

Nope it was just a throwaway line to give an excuse to his name

[outer wave]

Ah fair fair

For me with names, I used to just mouth words and make noises then try and use that for shit

I dont think its that great to do though

It is funny however

[raven stone]

According to Dark Heresy some even name their children after the Primarch’s first name XD. Likely to be noble/high born though.

I imagine it is possible girls are named after various Sisters of Battle.

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah and its been shown i nbooks

theres a character in the Creed's daughter novel literally named after a fucking tank

[raven stone]

…Baneblade would be such a weird name to answer to lol

[spare osprey]

I can imagine some noble having 9 kids and naming them all after the loyal primarchs cause it makes him look good

[spare osprey]

I genuinely

Just steal welsh people’s names

[outer wave]

You know what, thats fair

Schlmaobwehouschironagren is a cool name

[raven stone]

Actually I remember there is a bit of funny name shenanigans in one of the Eisenhorn novels.
IIRC Eisenhorn was discussing something with an enforcer.
Eisenhorn: “What’s your name?”
Enforcer: “Luclas.”
Eisenhorn: “well you are luckless. [For being embroiled in an Inquisitorial investigation]”
Enforcer: “that’s what I said sir.”

explaining the joke: ||read Luclas with a hard “c”||

Yes I can’t recall exact wording of the joke, sue me.

[storm jungle]

💀

bruh that is fucked

[outer wave]

Thats pretty punny tbh

[rocky gale]

I just saw a Blood Angels list called "Baal in a China shop"

[paper haven]

The exchanges of dialogue are Dan's strongest writing

[rose thorn]

Love the interviews with the old world team asking them about models and stuff they never made and how they have to balance making rules that boomers won’t hate but are balanced

And talking about lore they didn’t write

[shadow plover]

wdym lore they didn't write

[rose thorn]

liek they didnt write the setting or teh locations or the factions

i heard the new stuff they did was good\

i just mean the setting

[shadow plover]

suppose that goes for any current writer for warhammer

[rose thorn]

Fair

I just mean the general attitude of treating it all as new since the game is back

[green loom]

You're aware half the sculptors still work there

[rose thorn]

Oh really?

Neath

[shadow plover]

and the Old World is not what the old Warhammer Fantasy Battles was

it's different game and different age

a couple centuries before the old Fantasy

[dusk patrol]

Also like

Idk why we’d hold people to the standard of “you weren’t there from the start”

That’s such a random purity test

[rose thorn]

Good points

[storm jungle]

I literally still cant believe people buy those old as fuck awful models

I guess GW made the right decision with the resurrection bit

[rose thorn]

It just so weird a game that’s dependent purely on nostalgia

[rose thorn]

Is it though? The only models that I’ve seen sell are the big boxes and new ones

[storm jungle]

Id assume so, I got a few friends that are super into the bad outdated models, I resist making fun of them since its kinda just sad to watch but it very much works.

I also say this as a huge WHF fan lol

I very much just dont care for the Old World since its not even an era of Fantasy i like

[forest orbit]

Them picking Age of the 3 Emperors out of anything else is what lost me honestly

[storm jungle]

same, I remember most people thinking the same back then too tbf

[forest orbit]

Ye but I suppose its just the minis that matter atm, the lore is kinda whatever

[storm jungle]

Yeah they also did an overhaul wih the rulebook for the narrative to make it work with AOS as well which was fun to see

also WHF fans as ever being unbearable cunts complaining about that again lol

[forest orbit]

it wasnt as bad as the lady knights incident i think but i agree

[storm jungle]

dont remind me

💀

[shadow plover]

I do think there's something special about handsculpted models, granted not all of them look great

[storm jungle]

Yeah again its why I make no comments on what my friends think lol

I understand the appeal but holy shit some of them look absolutely dogwater

its funny since GW IS making new models for them here and there

its like those dumbasses that kept saying "oh no the gaunt models look great" before a week later the updated gaunts dropped and they just shut up

[shadow plover]

like these old chaos chosen are baller

[rose thorn]

I don’t care about wfb or old world, I think most of the models are literally a scam to sell

100 dolalrs for 5 metal ogres

[shadow plover]

the rank and file chaos warriors look pretty great too

[storm jungle]

I think its because its just a guy in armor

the lack of detail makes it work

compared to goofy ass muppet imperials

[storm jungle]

I agree 50/50.

Again tho business is business, if people wanna buy some of these terrible models for a setting that got rightfully nuked its down to them lmao

ill just stay in the corner

[paper haven]

I always thought chaos warriors looked cool

[storm jungle]

they are universally cool af

[paper haven]

40k has a tendency to portray the chaos worshipping humans as pathetically weak and I sort of hate that

[storm jungle]

thats just the space marine overexposure problem

[shadow plover]

Mostly I'd want to get some of the 2nd edition space marines for cheaper than 15-20€ a piece on ebay..

[storm jungle]

they take center-stage so humans always become a third-place underling sort of thing

in WHF/AOS its largely always chaos having human champions

so it makes them more badass largely

[rose thorn]

The new ones are so awesome

[storm jungle]

AOS renditions are peak

[paper haven]

Well sure but imperial guard soldiers get plenty of glory.
Where are the human chaos champions in 40k?

[storm jungle]

Chaos Marines

so no

[rose thorn]

Space marines

[storm jungle]

[paper haven]

Show me a traitor guardsman that can go toe to toe with a space marine

[rose thorn]

Like, the stormcasts are on the power level of chaos warriors that’s how awesome chaos warriors are

[storm jungle]

you will stay at your Expendable Fodder position and you wiill like it.

[paper haven]

I've seen guardsmen do it

[storm jungle]

Stormcast are basically Order Chaos Warriors so it works pretty well

[paper haven]

Caiphus Cain has done it several times

[storm jungle]

well yeah but its propaganda and cain has plot armor

[paper haven]

Eisenhorn killed a dreadnaught with a broken katana

[storm jungle]

well yeah hes the main character

[shadow plover]

and Cain doesn't really go toe to toe with chaos marines, he kinda lucks his way out of each encounter

[storm jungle]

Melta ex Machina

[shadow plover]

Jurgen does help a lot

[storm jungle]

we know he dies of old age essentially to write said memoirs

so hes never in any danger

[paper haven]

Either way.

[storm jungle]

unlike Gaunt for example

whos deffo dead by M41 but we still dont know how their story ends

after 50 IRL years

😭

[paper haven]

One of the best cases where a cultist wasn't a complete wimp was in the word bearers book

[shadow plover]

you will enjoy the Sabbath worlds crusade stories and you will keep enjoying it until Abnett is in a grave

[paper haven]

He jumped on top of a sentinel and stabbed the driver.

[storm jungle]

waaaa I dont want it

same with how I dont wanna wait another 20 years for Bequin 3

[shadow plover]

2025 will be the year of bequin

[paper haven]

I still need to read bequin 1

[shadow plover]

I know it in my bones

[storm jungle]

[paper haven]

Then 2

[storm jungle]

Yeah may as well wihle you can

i remember when Bequin 2 came out

and i was like

"Who?"

"OH WAIT RIGHT-"

[shadow plover]

I'm like 90% sure we will at least hear it is coming soon™️

[paper haven]

Yeah I let the eisenhorn situation slip completely out of my mind after Ravenor 3

[storm jungle]

Same

the timegap also just doesnt help lol

[paper haven]

Wait no I did read Bequin 1

[storm jungle]

LMAO SEE

[paper haven]

Alpharius is in it

To which I was like: Wait, what the hell?

[storm jungle]

Very observant Mr Abnett

the sacred and the Alpharius

[shadow plover]

Bequin 1 and 2 were so kino, the whole inquisitor saga gets better after every release

[storm jungle]

hopefully we can read it by the time we are all married

[shadow plover]

damn, we're not planning on getting married ever

[paper haven]

The whole uh cultist spy school thing

Really cool

[storm jungle]

Yeah its great

I just want to see the hopefully-not-lackluster ending

that Valdor shit was so funny when it got revealed

[paper haven]

I appreciate it when the human chaos forces actually have some utility

[vagrant fox]

I think I'm one of a select few who couldn't get through Bequin. Everything sounds great I just couldn't be bothered

[paper haven]

Which is basically all of Dan's stories which makes the very few space marine appearances that much cooler

[storm jungle]

Yeah Dan is very good at writing humies, its fun

[storm jungle]

I almost quit so I can get it

Its just kinda again a bit too overcomplicated lol

it adds since Abnett is a comic-book writer

[paper haven]

The only thing I remember about Bequin 1 is that Alpharius is just. There.

I don't even remember the name of the book

[storm jungle]

to be fair it very much is some random marine but yea

[vagrant fox]

Fucking Alpharious, fucking guy

[storm jungle]

Alphakillingmyselfhaharius

[shadow plover]

it's an alphalegionary, not THE alpharius

they all call themselves that

[paper haven]

It's implied that he isn't just a random marine in the like. One sentence he is in

[storm jungle]

Yeah but thats just classic Alpha Memegion trickery

Alpharius literally has no lore post-30k

[paper haven]

Of course, I am always rooting for the good ol' Alpha legion plot twist so I might be biased

[winter vessel]

I remember an alpha legion war band, not sure what book specifically, when one of their members shout the usual motto, but the rest went like “Fuck off! You’re not him.”

[storm jungle]

Yeah it was from one of the recent books lol

[paper haven]

This is a lie

[winter vessel]

Like, even The Alpha Legionnaires themselves are getting tired of the same old shit

[paper haven]

I mean it has been going on for ten thousand years

Are you even Alpharius?

Really?

[winter vessel]

Aesthetic wise tho, they are still my favorite Traitor Marines, I like armor with scale designs

[paper haven]

I enjoy it when alpha legion marines are written like overworked employees in a corporation.
Like, dude, I just work here.

[vagrant fox]

They look baller, they just spawn the most inane and tedious conspiracies

[storm jungle]

Yeah what I love is people coping they are loyalists when literally all they do is evil shit, its hilarious

[paper haven]

No because you see killing those babies made the imperium stronger

[storm jungle]

they are also in the Chaos™️ faction with the Chaos™️ codeword for their army for a reason

[vagrant fox]

Lets fix this wall by planting demolitions on it, I'm a repairman

[paper haven]

We're helping

[winter vessel]

Reminds me of the Steven universe meme “He says he’s sorry, guys!!!”

[storm jungle]

My favorite is them making an entire planet face a rainfall of poisonous warp-snakes

its some cartoon villain shit

[vagrant fox]

But you see so and so is actually alpharious, Omegon is sitting on the golden throne blah blah blah

[paper haven]

Admittedly I almost never see the "We're bad guys but secretly good guys" plot idea actually done well

There is almost never a good reason for it and, really, it's mostly just unhelpful

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just cope like i said

its very possible theres still loyalist AL but the vast majority is very much chaos alligned

[winter vessel]

There’s a military vet I meet with in my neighborhood, (Gulf War-era), who really fits the bill of an Iron Warrior in the 30k-era. Very good at his job in the motor pool, but got no appreciation from his commanding officers except a few guys in his company.

[paper haven]

One book I read was about a loyalist alpha legion warband. None of them were actual alpha legion, though

Military vets have a profound distaste for authority in my experience

[vagrant fox]

Boohoopurabo didn't deserve his legion #facts

[shadow plover]

The Emperor didn't deserve Persturbo

[winter vessel]

IW are my favorite, lore wise.

[vagrant fox]

My favourite of the traitors are the World Eaters who charged Angron, then the berserker who charged Guilliman

Not that the first were traitors

[storm jungle]

*Peter's Turbo

[paper haven]

Before reading the Horus heresy, I thought the ultramarines were lame and iron warriors were as generic as you can get

[winter vessel]

Turbo the snail but it’s Perty with his shell painted hazard stripes

[paper haven]

I still sort of think that but now I actually like them

[winter vessel]

There are a few among the Blueberries who are alright in my book.

Gadriel being one of em of course

[shadow plover]

It's funnier my way because pers translates to ass in my language

[vagrant fox]

I just wish my first interest, Imperial Fists, were cool at all

[winter vessel]

I wanted the Fire Angels to get more love or even in the SM2 Heraldry for the Ultramarine Successors pack. Now I’m coping that they release some sort of Badab Era Chapter Cosmetic pack where the Fire Angels are included

[vagrant fox]

If the Executioners are involved I'm all for it

[winter vessel]

I also want an official Raptors heraldry for SM2.

[ionic crag]

So whats the over-under on Rinda coming back as a Chaos Champion or being responsible for allowing Plaguebearers into real space on Atoma?

I'm thinking around a 67% probability.

[humble shoal]

.... rinda never died

the one in the dark communion was rodin

[dusk patrol]

Every breathe Perturbed Bo breathed was stolen from the rest of mankind

[ionic crag]

You sure?

Man, I'm outta my own loop.

[humble shoal]

hol up I got you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC1HRacColU

rinda IS IN THIS

lol capslock

[ionic crag]

No worries

My understanding was that she was to be an offering to become a Champion. You know, get zooted with Nurgle's Blessing.

[rose thorn]

Today I learned, the paint job in on fyreslayers is just ass these models are bad ass

[humble shoal]

Iron warriors are forklift certified

That is why they are my favorite traitor legion

[storm jungle]

Fyreslayers are ass in general 💀

[rose thorn]

They are pretty fyre I do say

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeee

[rose thorn]

They are so dumb I love them

Better than the old world slayers

Dragon slayer

To be fair this model ain’t for sale

This one is tho

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl

I think fyreslayers still look ugly lol

[opaque coyote]

I mentioned this before. But I will mention it again

Because I'm feeling creative

Ish

So I have the idea of like

Basically a Guevesa going bonkers after the Imperium invades the T'au world they live in.

Like, they're thinking it's divine retribution

Are there any similar reactions to like

A T'au world being retaken?

Or just accounts of a T'au world being retaken.

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[opaque coyote]

GYAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-kai-cenat-kc3-gif-27597866

[rose thorn]

His WHOLE ASS thang is hanging out

[opaque coyote]

Well if they're going to die

Might as well do it as stylishly as possible

[spare osprey]

Dwarf slut shaming?

In my lore chat?

[storm jungle]

the lore goes deep

[spare osprey]

What is this communist Russia

[spare osprey]

How Deep?

[storm jungle]

[plush mason]

wtf is that

[spare osprey]

Can’t rightly say

[humble shoal]

deeper than his vicodin addiction

[queen laurel]

Yeah i love the fact that they lean in with the hardcore Slayer look

And they feel no shame about it

I'm also pretty sure that only you and i love fyreslayers in this chat

[storm jungle]

oh shit

Squid Games S2 is out

time to waste my day off tomorrow watching tv slop

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-squid-games-true-sae-byeok-kang-sae-byeok-squid-game-gif-16519974298877781274

[queen laurel]

Well time for another weeks of watching people don't shut the f*** up about squid game

[storm jungle]

its a good show so get the fuck over it you mushroom fuck

[queen laurel]

Hey i'm not saying it's bad i'm just saying okay i get it it's a good show you don't have to scream about it like it's a primarch and is one of a kind in tv

[storm jungle]

its peak and you will watch it

[queen laurel]

No

[storm jungle]

Yes

now get to it

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-maze-gif-23334318

[outer wave]

The one thing I hate about Squid Game is its one of those stories where it tells people how doing X thing in show is explicitly bad, then it gets adapted by corpos to do that exact thing

Never watched the show, Im sure its good

[rose thorn]

I got no ideas for my slayerlodge yet tho sadly

[opaque coyote]

A kid once called me "Korean just like the guys from squid game"

I am Chinese btw

[queen laurel]

Jesus christ

[opaque coyote]

I think I just stood there for a second lmao

[queen laurel]

Yeah me too, one thing is for sure though i want to make them like the lodge hermdar i think

The lodge that is reasonable and likes helping people

[opaque coyote]

It's pretty good although it does have a few problems

There's one major twist that kinda makes the story worse

Also the fact that the rich guys.

Like I get it. They're supposed to be stupid and greedy. Shallow facsimile of human beings

And I get what they're trying

But at the same time they feel so cartoonish it actually just loops around to being unfunny

[outer wave]

Yeah I heard that specific twist isnt that great

[rose thorn]

The lodges aren’t evil they are just very petty

And merc core

[opaque coyote]

...so basically like 95% of dwarves

[rose thorn]

They aren’t kharadron where they will steal an arm and a leg

[queen laurel]

Yeah but i'm talking about the lodge that even though they are merc cores

They still have kindness and you know charge reasonable prices

[rose thorn]

Oh ye

[queen laurel]

Unlike the other lodges

[rose thorn]

Refuse to work with chaos and all of that

[opaque coyote]

I still find it funny that it's canon that

Some random village accidentally short changed the dwarves

[rose thorn]

Respect the soul of a military contract

[opaque coyote]

They were going to send the amount to like

[queen laurel]

Yeah and i'm pretty sure it's name was Hermdar

[opaque coyote]

Pay them properly

But before that happened, they just fucking wiped the village off the map

[rose thorn]

I have 2 general ideas for fyreslayers

Roving clans from endless legend

Or something to do with wild fires

Maybe ur gold that got stuck in trees so they burn down the forest to retrieve it

And made friends with pine tree Sylvaneth who believe forest fires

Idk yet

[queen laurel]

Yeah hermdar the lodge that would even do jobs for free

As long as they help people

And compared to everyone their prices are very low

[rose thorn]

yee

[opaque coyote]

Where would Warhammer Fantasy be?

[outer wave]

Dystopian or Sinful I feel

Maybe even Gilded

Warhammer fantasy is darker and every order faction squabbles with one another constantly, but they can at least recognize threats and work together when they need to

[arctic talon]

Sinful/dystopian/gilded fluctuates between the 3

[queen laurel]

Yeah i agree, but it definitely gets to grim dark on certain occasions

[queen laurel]

As like everyone said it's either simple dystopian or gilded, but it does i will definitely say reach grim dark on certain events

[arctic talon]

Endtimes moment

[queen laurel]

The best type of trolling

How about aos

Where does it sit on the chart

[arctic talon]

Same applies

But it slides into grimdark more often

Because apocalyptic events happen like a lot lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah the realms just went through the necroquake, era of the beast and now the giant rat god ascending and becoming an actual player in the game

[arctic talon]

Vermindoom moment

Oh also fun fact

Chaos is overrunning shyish lol

[queen laurel]

The realm of death?

How

[rose thorn]

I’d say grim dark heading up to dystopia

[queen laurel]

Is it like the rats

[rose thorn]

It’s a post apocalypse setting

[queen laurel]

Because we had that conversation one time

[arctic talon]

Rats + slaves to darkness

[queen laurel]

Damn archeon ain't letting Katakros slide with that smoke

[arctic talon]

They’re literally using skaven bones for field repairs

It’s not good

[rose thorn]

does this have to do with the realm turning inside out?

[arctic talon]

Partially

[queen laurel]

You mean those bones that are so poor quality i can break them with a head butt

[arctic talon]

But it’s mostly just hordes of rats

[rose thorn]

Ah

[arctic talon]

Supported by daemons and s2d

Archeaon is mad

Big surprise I know

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah now that the great horned rat is now taking his rightful place in the funny games of gods of chaos his demons would be amped up right

[rose thorn]

I mean with the blows Nagash suffered after the necroquake it makes sense that this would be the time to strike

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rose thorn]

Thsi is like, the most disorganized nagash’s armies have been

[arctic talon]

I got no clue I haven’t read the skaven tome

[queen laurel]

Hmm i see

[arctic talon]

I’m just going off the core rule book and chaos warriors tome

[rose thorn]

Heard skaventide is good though

[queen laurel]

How's destruction going

After all they did have that fun era of the beast

[arctic talon]

They’re busy murdering rats

A lot of rats

[queen laurel]

Yep and now the Gitmobs are officially the underdogs

Using sun magic and you know poorly built chariots and giant wolves hopefully

[rose thorn]

I love the fact idoneth and skaven have like some fucking horrible rivalry appsntely

Idoneth keep getting attacked by skaven in lore

[queen laurel]

To be fair their domain probably keeps getting hit by random Gnawholes

[rose thorn]

It does

They drained an ocean twice

And it’s apparently always fucking random accidents the skaven attack idoneth

It’s so funny

[queen laurel]

Yeah unless they get better Gnawhole tracking it's probably going to be always the case

[queen laurel]

Also apparently idoneth and Fyreslayers don't like each other because well obviously water and fire

[autumn flare]

In 40K what's the signifigance of the 'i' number and 'ii' it's on tattoos and gear all over the place

[arctic talon]

As in a lower case i?

[autumn flare]

roman numeral I and II

at least that's how I interpret the art

[arctic talon]

Regarding the I if it resembles this it’s the inquisitons symbol

A lot of imperial organizations use a big “I” to represent stuff

[autumn flare]

Ok thinking maybe what I see as two 'i' on the tattoos is an empty middle area and maybe just the sides in black ink. Trying to figure out how to screenshot in steam

lol pretty sure it's an I. Don't see a way to attach screenshots. But definitely looks like thick sided 'i'... lol gave my guy my own mental lore why he has the number 2 all over the place.

[arctic talon]

Lol

If it’s the number 2 it’s prolly just the number 2

Could be a production number

A tattoo from the imperial prison system

Ect.

[crystal forum]

you know, if you ever feel like 40k characters have a lot of plot armour, you should go read some summaries of american medal of honor recipients

you have to wonder if it's really plot armour or plain luck at a certain point

[dusk patrol]

Audie Murphy writing is unrealistic smh

Why wouldn’t they just shoot him when he was on the gun? Breaks immersion

[opaque coyote]

Fiction comes from reality.

Plot Armor is sometimes just

luck

[thick cedar]

Could there exist a good daemon

[arctic talon]

Good warp entity yes, good daemon no

[viral axle]

https://youtu.be/sUWeavE0Vno?si=J4evHdMeAa-dpaVu

[celest dome]

Yes.

No need to watch

[viral axle]

It's not as black and white dude. He's goes into why it isn't fascist

[celest dome]

Nah, it's a fascist caricature

No point in arguing it

[storm jungle]

Literally everything the Imperium does fills out the "is it fascist" checkbox

the "its too wide to be labelled as such" also doesnt work as an excuse when almost every single imperial planet has to follow a rough guideline on how to provide for The Tithe which more or less always requires them to be some shade of Awful Authoritarian

[viral axle]

No he says the imperium has checks and balances. Also that the imperium can't really be compared to any real world system of government because the threats in the imperium are real

[storm jungle]

It literally can be compared lol

[celest dome]

Even if there are pockets that aren't fascist, the overall control of the Imperium is fascist

[storm jungle]

theres in-universe lines saying "democracy is stupid and let me explain why"

its quoted by a planetary governor before a necromunda codex

[storm jungle]

Yeah or at "best" authoritarian which honestly is about as worse lol

the Imperium is always oppressive, doesnt let its people choose, actively oppresses them, feeds them propaganda, lies to them etc, again it checks every single box.

and GW themselves has said 40k is satire

so again, it is literally a cautionary tale

[celest dome]

The real existence of a threat doesn't make it fascist or not

[storm jungle]

^

That is a very weak defense

half the black comedy of 40k is humans doing atrocities to other humans.

why do you think almost every single imperial world has a chaos or genestealer cult lol

[arctic talon]

The imperium is totalitarian state on a planetary and sector scale generally speaking

Beyond that it just

Dissolves into feudalism

Until you get back to it being a totalitarian state at the higher portions

[dusk patrol]

The imperium isn’t fascist if we use the real term and not the internet version, but totalitarian theocratic state with feudal elements doesn’t sound as fun

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Facism is just an easier way to define it for someone to instantly “get it”

Also it makes you sound like a facist if you lead with “the imperium isn’t facist”

[viral axle]

Yea I agree i agree with it being totalitarian 100%.

[dusk patrol]

People just use fascist in place of authoritarian these days

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

it very much is fascist

i really got no idea why people say it isnt

[dusk patrol]

It’s not

[storm jungle]

it is

It very much has every ideal from it down to the letter

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t fit the actual term properly is the issue

[dusk patrol]

It isn’t, it’s not central enough to be fascist

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

It is tho

[arctic talon]

It’s still a shithole

[dusk patrol]

It isn’t

[storm jungle]

it is

[storm jungle]

Do I legit have to bring out the "is it fascist or not" chart

[arctic talon]

Can we agree to disagree before we shank each other in a back alley with rusted knife

[dusk patrol]

It also doesn’t need to be fascist to be bad so idk why people cling to it

[storm jungle]

...

because it literally is

like

are death camps not really the giveaway lmao

or genetic purity

or mass oppression/purges

and like... so much other shit

[dusk patrol]

All of these things happen in non fascist states

[viral axle]

He ways more like Soviet Russia or maos China where the authority figures couldn't just do what they want they have go through buracratic paperwork to get anything done

[storm jungle]

and happen in fascist ones too

"its authoritarian" is about as much of semantics in comparison

[dusk patrol]

Yes, it doesn’t make it fascist

[storm jungle]

Yes it does lol

[dusk patrol]

Its on par with calling the Tau commies

[storm jungle]

okay

that is just... wow

its nowhere near that

[forest orbit]

Going by this comparison its like saying nazi germany wasnt fascist ngl

[dusk patrol]

Yes if we use the actual term

[storm jungle]

Pretty much yeah

its actually a bit nutty

[forest orbit]

"No see they are just authoritarian"

"because fascism requires-"

its fascist dude lol

[dusk patrol]

No because the imperium isn’t Nazi Germany 2.0

It has a lot of significant differences

[storm jungle]

Its still very much fascist so I dont really see the difference

[forest orbit]

I still dont really get how it can be argued they arent fascist is the thing besides "they arent similiar"

[dusk patrol]

I believe that

[forest orbit]

Cool, I dont

[arctic talon]

This is literally a meaningless argument because we all literally agree the imperium is a shithole

[storm jungle]

I wish GW just came up and said it themselves to stop these stupid arguments lol

[arctic talon]

And that’s the authorial intent

[forest orbit]

well we do but also saying it isnt fascist is stupid

and like insisting its just "authoritarian"

[dusk patrol]

GW isn’t the arbiter of what is and isn’t fascism so

[forest orbit]

as if it makes a difference

[storm jungle]

They are the arbiter of the entire setting

even when people like it or not

so no, not really

this is like saying "starship troopers isnt satire because i said so and I dont like Verhooven"

[dusk patrol]

If they said the imperium isn’t actually a representative democracy and didn’t change anything

[arctic talon]

Why does a blank have a psychic link attached to it, how the fuck does that even work

[dusk patrol]

It wouldn’t be correct

[storm jungle]

As long as they say its fascist it'd be good enough for me lol

and they always avoid it for obvious reasons knowing people will get mad

[forest orbit]

I mean

they barely even cover the incidents they try to "subtly" address half the time

since its bad PR lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah pretty much

[dusk patrol]

Well, they haven’t. Because it’s not. Because it can be a totalitarian, theocratic regime with feudal elements and still be bad

[arctic talon]

Warhammer is for everyone is still the funniest one

Imo

[storm jungle]

like that spanish nazi dude never really got called out by name, they just alluded to it since you cant really fingerpoint it pubicly lol

[storm jungle]

Because it very much is.

[dusk patrol]

We don’t need to slap fascism on everything when it doesn’t apply

[storm jungle]

like what does it require to be fascist lol

[arctic talon]

Tbf the competitive circuit literally did just kill him reputation wise

[forest orbit]

it very much applies

idk why you insist it doesnt

[dusk patrol]

More centralized, the fact they allow other forms of government depending on worlds is a huge issue. And change the creed depending.

[storm jungle]

And yet they are all varying shades of oppression that encourage violent acts conducted by fascist states.

[dusk patrol]

They’re not though, we see democracies and monarchies and all sorts of other forms of government.

It’s like calling Soviet Russia fascist because they also have secret police and camps and shit

[storm jungle]

They are though. Yeah every planet has a degree of autonomy because they need to be but they still owe allegiance to a central political entity.

[dusk patrol]

Yes which doesn’t make it fascist and actually hurts it being fascist, it’s a theocratic feudal state

[storm jungle]

Yet it still very much is fascist no matter how many governmentship tags you attach to it.

Its very easy to say these from here compared to if you were working as a factorum slave lol

im sure you could still defend it then wholeheartedly

"its just feudal theocracy my dude trust me"

[arctic talon]

I don’t think a factorum slave would even know what facism is

I don’t even think they know how to read

[storm jungle]

I mean they wouldnt

thats not my point

lol

[dusk patrol]

Yes I am definitely defending the imperium by calling it a totalitarian, theocratic feudal state

🙄

Words have meaning

[storm jungle]

I still just cant really grasp this mindset of "fascism is just a buzzword, just because the Imperium does a majority of what fascists did doesnt make them fascists"

your statements are about as extremely 🙄 eyerolly

[dusk patrol]

Lots of totalitarian and authoritarian states did things very similar

It doesn’t make them the same thing

[storm jungle]

Yeah sure, yet it still very much slides into fascism

I dont really get why people are so afraid of this label

[forest orbit]

It just seems like flimsy excuses to me personally tbh

[viral axle]

But they are communist? Like China and the SU

[dusk patrol]

Soviet Russia wasn’t fascist, it was still fucked up. Neither was/is Communist China, and so on

[forest orbit]

what lol

[storm jungle]

Cool, this isnt about them

[dusk patrol]

No, some worlds may have elements but on a whole it’s not. Which is half the problem with trying to ascribe a lot of these systems.

[forest orbit]

I also dont really get the point of mentioning russia and china constantly, we are talking about the Imperium here, a lot of the shit they do pools into these awful things to be labelled as fascism

[viral axle]

Other countries that are authoritarian but not facist

[forest orbit]

Yeah but as Dilara said, this isnt about them

this is very much just moving the goalpost

[storm jungle]

Its the norm at this point

[arctic talon]

China was never communist, it never got to that stage lol

[dusk patrol]

Because Soviet Russia also had camps, forced labor, a brutal totalitarian regimec state enforced genocide and racism, and so on

It wasn’t fascist

[storm jungle]

Also like 'The USSR wasn't fascist either', okay the problem with that is the Imperium doesn't need to be fascist in a specific way that's easy to define because authoritarianism can look different from state to state.

so like, sure?

[forest orbit]

While the USSR may not have been 'fascist', what real difference is there in a totalitarian police state that punishes it's own citizens for vague infractions

[storm jungle]

Yeah this is just semantics

as he always does lol

[dusk patrol]

Yes if we’re using the internet term of “authoritarianism is facism” then yes

[storm jungle]

"internet term"

and what is that exactly lol

[dusk patrol]

Yes we are talking about words

So it’s semantics

Congrats

[forest orbit]

Its always semantics with you to be fair

[spring cairn]

just call it all tyranny, done.

[storm jungle]

I would but this is just such a stupid argument.

I also got nothing else to do at work rn lol

[dusk patrol]

It would help if any of you were capable of engaging with a discussion without being condescending and bad faith

[forest orbit]

You are literally about as incapable

[dusk patrol]

But whatever, I’m bored

[viral axle]

Okay can I kinds change the subject

Kinda*

[forest orbit]

find something better than insulting peoples conversational skills like you do every time you get "bored"

Edit but also "It would help if any of you were capable of engaging with a discussion without being condescending and bad faith" mfer you do the same shit

[arctic talon]

I failed to do it earlier but go for it try lol

[viral axle]

Does the imperium have the right to exist?

[storm jungle]

no

lol

[dusk patrol]

Oh god

[forest orbit]

[dusk patrol]

Does anyone?

I dunno, depends on what you think is worth defending

[storm jungle]

The Imperium is a cautionary tale of what not to end up as the human race so you decide I guess.

[dusk patrol]

There quintillions of people so it would be nice if they didn’t have to die but it’s also fucked up so

Kinda up to you

[viral axle]

Cause if it didn't most if not all of humanity would be in damnation

[storm jungle]

I mean

[viral axle]

Imo

[storm jungle]

that doesnt excuse it

[median star]

id say the human race could definitely be doing worse by 40k standards tbh

[dusk patrol]

It’s kinda a fucked scenario either way

[storm jungle]

Yeah you arent really meant to defend or justify it

[viral axle]

I don't understand the oh don't be xenophobic when it comes to 40k

[sonic knot]

"killing people is bad actually"
-intellegent mcsmartman

[dusk patrol]

Source?

[viral axle]

Because most of the alien races want to kill me so why wouldn't I be?

[storm jungle]

Because there was actual peaceful aliens and xenophoby also extends to your fellow humans

[queen laurel]

To be honest who would want a giant galaxy spanning empire that basically doesn't try diplomacy with anything non-human because they think human supremacy cool and will literally kill their own kind at the slightest and i mean slightest wrong they find

[storm jungle]

this is a very bad mindset to have lol

[storm jungle]

They got drip. Thats the only excuse I got

[dusk patrol]

I would, it makes for a fun wargaming setting

[forest orbit]

Well yeah you and I are space marine players

[queen laurel]

Also yeah there was literally an alien race that was hunted to extinction because it made humans easier to be young

[arctic talon]

Define right to exist lmao

[storm jungle]

He means as in "should it exist"

[queen laurel]

I mean yeah they got drip i will say

[storm jungle]

the answer is no

[arctic talon]

Irl fuck no

In 40k it’s terrible for everyone but it’s too cool

[queen laurel]

Yeah irl definitely no

[arctic talon]

So yes

[viral axle]

No in the setting

[arctic talon]

It deserves to exist

From a meta sense

From an in universe sense it’s a shithole

[queen laurel]

In that context sure it's just a setting after

All

[dusk patrol]

In setting, it’s kinda they’re stuck with a shit hand

[arctic talon]

That wiped out all other alternatives

[storm jungle]

This is the corect answer

also money

[dusk patrol]

There’s not really a good alternate

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Yeah before humanity wad even becoming a thing the war in heaven was doing the funny

[viral axle]

When I'm talking warhammer it's usually in universe

Idc about irl stuff

[storm jungle]

I thought warhammer was real life

[dusk patrol]

Real

[queen laurel]

Well you didn't define the question very well

[forest orbit]

Shoutout to all my nurgle covid presenters 🙏

[dusk patrol]

It’s a broad question which is up to you

[sonic knot]

wait

it isnt?

[queen laurel]

So do pardon my answer

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Do you want it too?

You sound just like eternal reward jesus

[sonic knot]

i feel like someone just told me santa wasnt real
at the very least i know he still is

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think there’s an easy answer because without it, quintillions would die and that’s not great, but also it’s fucked what it does to those, but that doesn’t mean I get to pick that they should all die

[storm jungle]

NORAD will make sure

[viral axle]

The dude also made a video saying 40K is more just dark fantasy than actual sci-fi

[storm jungle]

I mean

[sonic knot]

no im just joking lmao

[storm jungle]

Live from Black Library is a literal shill

[arctic talon]

It is

Lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

I mean it has space orcs and space elves

[storm jungle]

also yeah its sci-fi fantasy

[arctic talon]

It’s def not very sci fi

[queen laurel]

The latest race is literally space dwarves

[viral axle]

How so

[dusk patrol]

Its got a lot of fantastical elements

But it’s got a lot of stuff

It’s meant to be super broad

[viral axle]

Exactly

[dusk patrol]

Like Tau are much more classic sci fi

[storm jungle]

Hes got a lot of bad opinions and also complains about 30k way too much to the point that his fanbase asked why and he said it made for easy views

gotta make ends meet

[arctic talon]

HOLY BASED

https://tenor.com/view/hakari-hakari-kinji-kinji-hakari-kinji-jackpot-gif-12339332929838481118

[queen laurel]

You now have the four race quadfecta in warhammer

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

John Grammaticus John Grammaticus
John Grammaticus John Grammaticus
John Grammaticus John Grammaticus
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John Grammaticus John Grammaticus

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-squid-game-gif-23501445

[viral axle]

Yea he hates that guy

[dusk patrol]

I should have become a woketuber

[storm jungle]

You should

[viral axle]

Why

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Just make a new channel and you're already set man you don't have to change a lot

[storm jungle]

Bohemond is already making another femtodes video going "they got retconned"

Its a very easy job

[dusk patrol]

Infinite money hack

[viral axle]

Easy money

Yes

[storm jungle]

Also make sure to uh

[dusk patrol]

Nah the market is flooded now

[storm jungle]

Henry Cavill thumbnails

what else

AI gen art too

[dusk patrol]

It’s hard being a woketuber now

[storm jungle]

uhhh

yeah thats it

[viral axle]

Talk about how gw is doing awful

[storm jungle]

also this lol

[viral axle]

Talk about 3D printing

[storm jungle]

when like, they are literally making the best kind of cash

[queen laurel]

Make sure it's a fat black woman colored space marine

[storm jungle]

and cry about "WOMEN AND BLACKS RUINED 40K"

[forest orbit]

jesus christ