40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

god damnit asian currency

Also a new Half Life is actually in active development

Yippee?

Honestly I just want them to name it like

[storm jungle]

I wont believe it until i see it

[opaque coyote]

Half Life: Arctic or some shit

Like just completely abandon the numbers

[tough haven]

They are allergic to naming it fucking 3 just to fuck with us

[opaque coyote]

Also

"The Archangel Michael defeating Satan" by Guido Reni 1635.

[storm jungle]

Lmao

the use of red/blue is great too

[opaque coyote]

Make Merasmus the 10th class damn it.

[rose thorn]

only took 9 years, bti too fast

[green loom]

I like how we aren't even told what happens

[storm jungle]

Same

im not the biggest fan overall ngl

[rose thorn]

I think it’s a god closer

It’s just a ‘it’s done, here’s some corners swept up, just go head canon everything’

[storm jungle]

yeah it is im just a bit mellow about the whole thing since i just dont care about TF2 anymore

[shell barn]

What is general Orkz opinion on Tyranids

[tough haven]

That’s fair

It’s been a while

[young pecan]

I think we've heard of this kinda news "leaked" a dozen times

[arctic talon]

Good fight

No good scrap though

[tough haven]

Mad doks probably have a blast

[shell mason]

if we don't get the executioner relic blade skin im rioting

[storm jungle]

Yeah as a fan of the series since like its inception ive learned not to have too much hope lol

[dapper gyro]

I won't believe in any leak of Valve game because almost all of them are false. Even with Half Life Alyx, people knew that they were working on a VR game because they said so, but almost nobody knew that it became a Half Life game.

[dapper gyro]

Someone will make a mod for it.

[storm jungle]

Even if they are true too the problem is Valve is fickle.

They literally admitted they changed the ENTIRE story of Alyx before the game was basically finished.

[arctic talon]

Vortigaunt capture squad moment

Lol

[storm jungle]

Lmaooo

[arctic talon]

That was the original name at some point

All the combine soldiers also had special patches on them in concept art

Iirc the Ordinal in the final game is the only one who still has it

The plot was gona involve vortigaunts much more

[storm jungle]

Yeah but honestly i like the way it involves Vorts much more now

them getting some dedicated Chapters works better

[arctic talon]

Yeah it works much better

Though I do wish we got to see these combine designs

They’re pretty neat

Also valve had a really weird obsession with flamethrowers

In half-life alyx

There’s like 4 or 5 dif concept sets of them

[storm jungle]

I think it might be due t othe quarantine zone aesthetics of the game, no doubt they probably had that as a level concept for awhile so it prob bled into the concept artwork

the fact that we STILL didnt even get a Cremator is dogshit

[arctic talon]

Half life 3

[storm jungle]

You've been typing for 5 minutes

and I get that

[arctic talon]

Have I,

Guh

[storm jungle]

Yeah I saw LMAO

But anyway yeah basically wake me up when a half life tihng actually drops

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-schizo-ok-schizo-schizophrenia-gibbon-gif-23667455

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cryostasis-stasis-cryogenically-frozen-frozen-bucky-gif-17774890

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[dusk patrol]

Is that Warframe Balenciage Edition?

[arctic talon]

It is Warframe 1999 yes

[dusk patrol]

Thats what I said

[arctic talon]

Now you can kiss a Government Spook with adhd

[dusk patrol]

I don't like it when the warframes have faces

[arctic talon]

They’re not full frames

They’ve still got their organs(mostly) intact

[dusk patrol]

Lame

I've heard its good though.

[dapper gyro]

WF1999 is kind of alternate universe, and you can traver in between.

[dusk patrol]

Jipangu

Libertatia

Canada

lol

I love all the different wacky names for existing places

And then Canada

[dapper gyro]

Digital Extremes is a meme of a studio. Love them.

[plush mason]

warframe lore gives me a headache sometimes

[dapper gyro]

They acknowledge many times that it doesn't make sense, but they roll with it.

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-alyx-combine-half-life-alyx-gif-27178035

i hope they keep the HL:A designs for X

[arctic talon]

I think some of the HL2 ones are cool but yeah on average the HL:A ones are way better

[storm jungle]

to be fair

the predecessor is a game from fucking 2004

[spring cairn]

and the ordinal is p much just a combine soldier from hl2 but with rtx™️ on

a testament to how hard the combine slaps design wise

metrocops in hl:a are identical to hl2 also

because they are already perfect

[storm jungle]

Yeah these are just proto-overwatch soldiers at this stage

[arctic talon]

Does HL:a have metrocops? I only remember the grunts

[storm jungle]

Yeah it does

they are barely in the game tho

[queen laurel]

hey dils what are the chaos god numbers again

[storm jungle]

9
8
7
6

[arctic talon]

They’re counting down

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

and then there's the funny rat god with thirteen

[thin turret]

Skaven's God?

[queen laurel]

yes the Great Horned Rat

[spring cairn]

they're everywhere during the opening sequence but you don't fight any

since the entire game is spent in the quarantine zone

[rose thorn]

So what’s everyone new year new army /hj

[paper haven]

Savalr Chem dogs wearing santa colors and elf hats

[spare osprey]

Fallen

[azure knoll]

just saw an interaction between enginseer kx-8 and hadron omega-7-7 where kayex called her "omega-7-7" and not hadron. is this the equivalent of calling somebody by their surname to make it more professional?

[storm jungle]

More her full-name

Techpriests got a lot of quirky names like that

[paper haven]

Doesn't help that their names can also be their jobs

[humble shoal]

Its more calling her doctor hadron plasteel-thief

[plush mason]

its not theft if the person you stole from doesnt own it

thats the inquisition's plasteel

[humble shoal]

Thats her name

[shell mason]

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-dragon-ball-z-ill-ignore-that-ignore-meme-gif-16947665

[dapper gyro]

Ignorant is a blessing itself.

[jade holly]

Clearly they have never been called a good boy by Nurgle smh

[rose thorn]

Didn’t the guy who made this turn out to be an insane weirdo?

[thick cedar]

wat

[rose thorn]

Also

Anyway first one is just wrong
In HH the veterans (mostly pre primarch) DA were traitors
Exterminatus is a last resort, not really ‘rarely used’. Inquisition are probably the second most corrupt and evil part of the imperium.
Each regiment is purposefully built to be terrible at something pretty basic so if they turn traitor They would be weak (this was put into action after HH)
nurgle is right
Admech are weirdos tbh
And the last one is a quote from a meme

There was some weird trend on r/grimdank to act more positive about the imperium and just post

Wrong info?

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus are both weird and smart tbh

[arctic talon]

Also I’d assume they were talking about modern DA, not heresy tbh

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah

Valid

Admech are smart but like refuse to do anything lmao

[arctic talon]

They’re both idiots and smart tbh

It’s hilarious

[rose thorn]

Yeee

[arctic talon]

That meme isn’t really imperial apologism imo

It’s more so like

Trying to correct meme lore

Except it also does it badly lmao

[rose thorn]

lmao fair

Trying to apply like ‘the imperium is much more boring and not as evil as you think’ takes away the fun of the imperium

[dapper gyro]

They are smart because they know how to do thing. They are idiot because they don't want to innovate.

[spare osprey]

Tbf it was mainly calibanites taught by vets

[rose thorn]

True thee

I love the DA divide so much, it feels like a very morally difficult and complicated situation

[spare osprey]

It is a fantastic plot line

Which is then kinda muddled by 40k stories but eh

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah 40K dropped the ball of course

Not counting the Luther book

[arctic talon]

Lion 40k book is

Fine

Except for Lion

[rose thorn]

Ige heard pretty mixed views on the lions new personality

And world view and stuff

[arctic talon]

I’d have no issue with his new personality if he didn’t just suddenly wake up like that

Lol

[queen laurel]

he had a complete personality change?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

well that's just weird

[arctic talon]

Blame brooks

[spare osprey]

I loved it tbh

Like if you compare his mindset from the end of the siege

Where he was so distraught he stabbed leman

[queen laurel]

he's not the greatest writer but hey he's manageable

[arctic talon]

Honestly I just wanted an arc

for him to chill out

Over the course of the book

While stabbing shit

[spare osprey]

And then add on the fact he just blew up his homeworld

Plus the duel between him and Luther had Lion undergo character change, when he decided not to strike him down

Leading Luther to get the upper hand

Who then in turn decided not to strike him down lol

[rose thorn]

The nap was mainly like, letting him mentally process I guess

[spare osprey]

Plus I’d expect anyone to be changed if they went to bed, then woke up 10,000 years older

Tho I agree it should’ve been gradual, I think him gaining back his memories throughout the book could’ve been cool

And thus changes because of it

But the risen were the best part of the book anyways

[rose thorn]

The risen are amazing tbh

It’s such a wonderful concept and seems to be executed well

[arctic talon]

Mhm

[shell barn]

I love how google AI not only gave me a pretty correct answer about Orks in 40k but it managed to use the word “krump” correctly

I’d say that’s objectively correct

[spare osprey]

I do hope they don’t all become primaris tho

[rose thorn]

It seems like gw is thinning the line between first born and to the point it almost doesn’t matter

[plush mason]

it is lmao, they see daemon invasions and mutinies as "in-flight entertainment"

[crystal forum]

uh huh

sure

[plush mason]

its 40k, everyone is evil

even the nids who on paper only care about eating are still insanely cruel and often keep their victims alive far longer than needs be

[echo vault]

What has gone so catastrophically wrong that this is a real scenario, idk its not unlikely looking at the arbites kill team but still this is like if a police chief had to fight a demon machine

[queen laurel]

an Average chaos Tomfoleery

[echo vault]

I mean its not that uncommon to imagine a defiler walking somewhere populated but it being in there is something, also that combi melta looks amazing

[crystal forum]

this does happen

arbites arent just police

they're super cops

[echo vault]

fair fair like the cops we see dead in darktide are palanites

arbites are above taht

[arctic talon]

Chaos invasion has overrun the PDF and imperial reinforcements haven’t arrived yet

But arbites are more like Feds

Then cops tbh

[dusk patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-okV0JASjw

[storm jungle]

the guy really is a living soyjack emote

[dusk patrol]

In his defense I did make sure to find the best moment for that face

[plush mason]

lol

[spring cairn]

||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894562977401933874/1320323144959004754/unmas.png?ex=67692e40&is=6767dcc0&hm=672f1f9049659c076d18948e3936dd284d67f2e68c76dac20c76b1764d141d34&||

unmasked spy jumpscare

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/_pcuAai62kY?si=xZPZAgWKgUNlLRgB

"And give someone else a piece of that Energon"

[storm jungle]

[hallow saddle]

[sonic canyon]

You ever just have a moment where you collect a small bit of Warhammer lore and your whole perception of it changes?

I just learned that the code for entering the emperors gene seed labs where he invented the space marines was “shave and a haircut”

[dusk patrol]

The funny thing is they play it in the audiobook

That’s the only reason we know it

[sonic canyon]

And yet somehow it fits.

[dusk patrol]

It is very amusing

[plush mason]

some damn Bond/kingsman shit

[sonic canyon]

Closer to Kingsman. That’s more of a comedy bit and bond is too serious 😂

[plush mason]

lmao true

[spare osprey]

Happens

[dusk patrol]

https://batman-news.com/2024/12/21/harley-quinns-christmas-gift-to-fans-is-a-comic-all-about-farting/

Some mfer got paid to do this

Multiple in fact

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

witchfinder

tf is this?

[outer wave]

Dilara, did you do this? Did you bring the idea of a brapping Harley Quinn into existence?

[shell mason]

Witchfinder

we need answers

[storm jungle]

WHAT DID I DO

HE POSTED IT

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cola-cat-cola-explosion-luma-ai-gif-12441479630905084027

[rose thorn]

Oh we’re talking about the fart fetish comic?

CALLING ALL SICKOS--THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I've been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years, and it's all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You'll gag, you'll cry, you'll feel things you ain't never felt before! This fine publication is a celebration of all things passed, pre-scent, and toot-ure. Sequential art's place in the annals of history is about to change with the release of the Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt Deadly, a comic that promises to have the highest concentration of gas per page (GPP) ever committed to print. Emphasis on committed, because everyone who worked on this comic is getting thrown into Dr. Fartley's Home for No-Good Gassy Gals 'n' Guys. Read the comic that Abraham Lincoln called a joy from fart to finish moments before he died! WARNING: We aren't kidding. If you are grossed out by farts, then this comic isn't for you (and that's perfectly okay!...though I am judging you!). Unless you want to put your feelings to the test...in which case this comic is for you.

Literal description

Of the comic

[queen laurel]

Well

Certainly one of those days again huh

[rose thorn]

It’s literlaly an unironically fart fetish comic official licensed and sold by DC

[tough haven]

Yeah it’s real, but tbh, I just won’t read it, no harm no foul

If people like it, great for them

[dusk patrol]

Good day for the degen community

[tough haven]

I find it fascinating that it’s official from dc, probably good for creative freedom in general in comics if this doesn’t get backlashes

[queen laurel]

Mags i just finished using my eyes to read the glorious flesh eater courts battle tome, how dare you post that and make the same eyes i used to read that battle tome read that

[tough haven]

IIRC the comic is a April fools thing, announced really early

But it’s still real

[rose thorn]

GOONS IS THE NEW MARKET GUYS, WE NEED TO CORNER THR GOON MARKET

50 MORE NUDE ELDAR

[tough haven]

Sex sells

I think there was some comic censorship laws that expired fairly recently and up until now comics were just following them for no reason

[rose thorn]

The ones that were against violence that just happened to go expired during ww2?

[plush mason]

i hate this timeline

[tough haven]

I kinda like comics cause they’re both a medium for serious stuff, and wacky random shit that you can 100% ignore

[tough haven]

Well there’s no method for escaping to another one…yet

Get on the theoretical physics grind

[rose thorn]

:3

[tough haven]

Tbh I’m not really sure

I’m not huge into the comic book business, I just pick up a few here in there (definitely not this one though lol)

[queen laurel]

That's it i'm revoking your isopod sandwich privileges

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4rBcJi8WE

this is gona be good

[outer wave]

There isn't that much lore to them in official books though, no?

[spring cairn]

well everything they got in tww3 is GW approved

so

[plush mason]

ye

[rose thorn]

I hope AR cover AOS content eventually, I am not a fan of their fantasy stuff

[outer wave]

They're planning on it I believe

I've been enjoying the fantasy stuff personally, though DK seems to miss some details here and there

[queen laurel]

I'm not sure how they are going to do with that

[plush mason]

yeah they said so on the fantasy pilot, but they said it would take years for them to get there

[solemn venture]

I don't think dk likes fantasy as much as bricky likes 40k

[rose thorn]

Yea

I think he would like AOS more (women)

Their WFB feel pretty unpolished

[outer wave]

In a way they are yeah

[rose thorn]

I get why they ended detective but it didn’t seem worth it

[outer wave]

Oh they ended detective as a whole?

[queen laurel]

Well going back to total war a little bit i will give the new dlc an average 7 out of 10 score

[rose thorn]

Yup

[outer wave]

Damn

[rose thorn]

They might do it on April fools again

[plush mason]

yeah DK basically has to learn the lore a few weeks before the podcast is recorded iirc

[outer wave]

I wish I could play it but room on my laptop is small

[queen laurel]

Golgfag brings so much things for the ogres and his mechanics are pretty fun

And i literally got the short campaign victory without even building another army and just using him

Mercenary contracts go crazy

[outer wave]

Damn that's insane

[rose thorn]

From the WFB lore I’ve read it feels pretty stagnant?

[outer wave]

Well, that was the reason End Times happened tbf

[rose thorn]

Ye

[outer wave]

That and sales

[queen laurel]

Yeah like what more can you do

It's a very limited space world

[rose thorn]

And they literally defined everything

[queen laurel]

Yep

[solemn venture]

30k lore>40k lore

I like when marines had personalities

[rose thorn]

Yeha but also it was only marines

[queen laurel]

If i were you just get Golgfag

The other two don't bring in much

[rose thorn]

I’d love HH more if there was not marines and not humans

[queen laurel]

Skull taker helps the khorne roster definitely

[rose thorn]

More demons and xenos

[queen laurel]

And only buy gorbad if you're an orc super fan or you want the units

His mechanics are abysmal

[solemn venture]

I think horus heresy is pretty good, even with perpetuals

[outer wave]

Yeah Khorne you can't really expand on sadly outside of maybe more firearms or or something

[solemn venture]

I don't get why people hate them

[queen laurel]

If you want to become an overpowered killing machine yes skulltaker is perfect but like

[solemn venture]

How about a bigger, tougher, angrier demon with an even bigger axe? That oughtta do it

[queen laurel]

Him And Gorbad

The mechanics are

Not the most interactive

[outer wave]

Nah nah, I gotchu: what about the BIGGEST, TOUGHEST, ANGRIEST demon with the BIGGEST AXE, and we call him THE BIG AXE OF KHORNE?

[outer wave]

Yeah it just sounded like Skarbrand again but with a stacking mechanic based on how many lords you killed

Not awful, just not different enough

And it's not CA's fault either

[queen laurel]

And with gore bad you basically go do multiple task to grab tactics that don't offer much each

[outer wave]

Damn

[queen laurel]

Like you do the tactic you use it and it's like specific buffs like for example the ones that you start with

Eerd mentality

For this to activate you need three squigs in your army

[plush mason]

the FLC lord unironically has better mechanics than skulltaker lol

[queen laurel]

If you basically put squiggs together and they pile up in a herd they get buffs that increase in intensity the more of them huddle together and unbreakable

[outer wave]

Oh that sounds too strong out the gate

[queen laurel]

It only works on feral squigs

[outer wave]

And doesn't sound like you'd want to use any other tactics

[queen laurel]

Like the lowest squigs

[outer wave]

Ahhhh

[queen laurel]

It doesn't work on mangler squigs squig hoppers

And colossal squigs

[outer wave]

Okay that's fair

[plush mason]

it makes a shit tier unit into a decent one

thats about it

[queen laurel]

He's literally just a beefed up war boss

He supports your frontline he can fight decently

Pretty much it

And his positioning in the bad lans is not good

He's basically in grimgor's start position in total war warhammer 2 being the black crag

But the thing that saves grimgor and that position is he can reliably punch through a lot of the problems there gorbad not so much

[winter vessel]

currently two steps away from fully accessing the Angels of Absolution Heraldry on Space Marine 2

[dusk patrol]

Keep us updated

[proven needle]

What's that vet voice line, "Keep those updates coming big man"?

[tough haven]

Something like "Sah! Sah! Pleased to report that I'm still alive Sah!"

[outer wave]

Yeah probably a bit of a hot take, but I think Gorbad isn't unique enough on his own character wise. He's supposed to be an ork that uses tactics, but you already got Snitgrot who yes isn't an orc, but carries that strategist theme I think better? Idk Gorbad hasn't really interested me as a character

[celest dome]

Gorbad would have been better as a base lord, with Grimgor entering as a Dlc one

Or as an Flc maybe

Grumlock and Gazbag as a duo lord could have been cool

[outer wave]

Who are those two?

[opaque coyote]

Imagine somebody listening to Ork names out of context

"Oh man, I love Bloodbag Axesmasha he's such a good character"

[outer wave]

Ditto with chaos characters

[storm jungle]

How could Zarkor the Bloodskullfucker have fallen to chaos....

😭

[outer wave]

Queefwaker Sealkicker is such a nuanced character, I love how they kinda worship chaos and then they kinda dont

[storm jungle]

LOL

god I hate it

[outer wave]

Hey its funny out of context at least

[tough haven]

It’s a crazy statistical outlier

It’s one of those ironic names, he’s actually super chaste and pious and peaceful

[opaque coyote]

I also find it funny how it does leave it genuinely unexpected on which chapter is actually evil
...well more evil than usual

Like you can't tell by their name because

The Flesh Tearers are actually chill

So are the Salamanders, whose weaponry basically burn people alive. They're relatively chill in comparison to most of the SM chapters.

...as much as reddit likes to remind me-

It does actually keep things interesting

[arctic talon]

Flesh tearers are not chill

Flesh eaters are

[solemn venture]

I think malcadors monologue to himself while he's sitting on the golden throne is the least unreliable lore in all of 40k canon

It's malcador, who is already a smart and well informed character, talking/thinking to himself knowing knobody will hear him, while he's sitting on the golden throne and aware of a lot of more new things

[storm jungle]

Look

its a book

we gotta take some liberties

also its largely his "inner-thoughts" which is whatever

guy is a super-duper psyker

[hallow plover]

Is malcador even remembered 10k years later? Or do people think it's just a tank pattern

[arctic talon]

He’s remembered as an important figure. But his exact actions aren’t

Also he’s not known to be a Psyker

[young pecan]

You need to tear flesh to eat flesh but flesh eaters are the good ones and flesh tearers are the bad ones

[remote widget]

Cato sicarius vs uriel ventris, who wins?

I suppose I need to read some Cato books, but he seems to be just a kinda ptsd riddled guy as of the plague wars

Meanwhile uriel ventris, at the point I'm at, has survived the eye of terror while making friends and tearing down daemonic castles

[arctic talon]

Tbh getting stuck in the warp with the gellar field malfunctioning is pretty traumatic

The eye of terror fucking sucks

But like it’s def not the worst you could do imo

[opaque coyote]

Malcador is the type of guy who would

Sit on the porch

Watching cars drive by

He'd definitely talk to himself about random shit for no reason other than boredom

Even if he is in unbelievable pain while sitting on the throne

He will yap

[jade holly]

Malcador the type of whippersnapper to sit down in a small forest village on a bench and smoke a fantasy pipe while contemplating to himself

[queen laurel]

yep

his entire schtick is being smarter than your average orc

and form surprisingly complex plans

that's what made him awesome in lore is that his plans made him an amazing warboss

but the way they adapted his cunning into the game was lackluster

[outer wave]

Even then, there's orcs like Azaahag that also show better intelligence than the average orc, and sure Gorbad isnt possessed or has black magic, but it doesnt really do Gorbad as a character any favors. Anyway yeah the cunning in the game doesnt sound incredibly intuitive

[queen laurel]

yeah the reason i like him very much is that he is very natural as orc and isn't something fancy but

if that's all he is he is gonna be a very basic lord

[outer wave]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

I wish that his planz mechanic was more intuitive

[outer wave]

Least the new units are cool

[queen laurel]

yeah the units are good but that's it

[outer wave]

Yeaaaah

[queen laurel]

Golgfag brings in the most

fun mechanics and good units

[outer wave]

Finally, an ogre w in Total Warhammer

[storm jungle]

I just read a crime book where he IS known as a psyker

[arctic talon]

Okay well Vargaunta has that as a known thing

But what about planet nowhere in sector shithole

[storm jungle]

as usual its a "it depends" thing 🤓

also the authors just not exploring this enough

as usual

[queen laurel]

sorry i left to do something but i literally acumalated this much gold by doing contracts, note that this is pretty endgame at this point

this is on normal as well

[outer wave]

Jeeeeeeeesus

[queen laurel]

yeah and if you keep up a good contract streak going you can get so much meat and basically constanly upgrade camps

[tough haven]

What would be a good sect of the imperial creed to have a theological argument with drusians? I looked at the wiki at sects but I don’t know what they’re beliefs are in depth, I know drusians because of rogue trader

[celest dome]

Other Drusians

[rocky gale]

[celest dome]

Those are nice Chain Axes

[shadow plover]

Goes fucking hard

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/l9z3jr70/add-a-touch-of-the-divine-to-your-gang-with-the-koiron-ministorum-delegation/

[arctic talon]

KEEP ON COOKING MUNDA TEAM

[queen laurel]

damn they on fire

[hallow saddle]

Necromunda standard S+ models

Very noice

[wintry scarab]

How do steam games work btw? If I have darktide on my PC, can I download it on my laptop or do I have to repurchase it on that device?

[arctic talon]

You can redownload it on as many devices as you want as long as the device is logged in on your steam account

Tldr if you have like 20 PCs

You can install Darktide on all of them

As long as steam is installed

[wintry scarab]

Man, steam really is the GOAT

Thx

[arctic talon]

BASING FOR THE BASE THRONE

[shadow plover]

oh that's honestly great

been missing these kind of sets

[queen laurel]

The ork skulls go ARD

[dusk patrol]

Mfw my grandma brings me another plate full of stuff I haven’t tried (it’s the fifth plate in a row)

[shadow plover]

more pics

[queen laurel]

for the tyranid heads i bet they can work well with the actual models if you just modify them a little

[arctic talon]

my only complaint is guard is way over represented tbh

Give me some drukhari heads

[shadow plover]

the article says 288 bits and can't be asked to count all of the ones we see in these pics so I presume there are still more

[dusk patrol]

Yeah wouldn’t be shocked if there’s basically every faction represented

Impressive little set

[hallow saddle]

Oh daaamn that's sick

Tfw no slaanesh heretic heads

GW please re-do this entire spue when EC come out to add some slaanesh heads, thanks very much

[hallow saddle]

ohhhhh

That's a good point, there is one of the new vespid heads on there so it's actually reasonably up-to-date

Also kreig head

There's 90 or so in that pic (don't quote that cause I can't count)

So even if it's two of the same sprue, that's 50 ish that aren't pictured

[shadow plover]

glad someone else did the counting

I'm lazy

[humble shoal]

Lol the cherubim looks like hes listening to death metal

And trying to save the innocent sword skeleton from seeing the horrors he is about to unleash

[rose thorn]

Necromunda continues to be the best setting

[storm jungle]

Necromunda literally CANNOT stop stomping mainline 40k

fucking love this shit

[tough haven]

How so?

[echo vault]

Necromunda, AoS, Old World, although I've liked the Sorotias stuff (the model they did was cool) and a couple more things from 40k

[crystal vector]

I believe erda truly loved the Emperor

yet im unsure

[dusk patrol]

Outside of a few models I’ve liked basically all new 40k stuff. Ratlings, Krieg, Dark Angels, BA, Scions, Vespids

[storm jungle]

Necromunda is just more creative tbh which is why most of the mainline stuff is just kinda whatever.

[storm jungle]

She trusted his vision which kinda fall apart fast. Otherwise I kinda doubt it knowing how much of a cunt Big E was

they are both dumbasses in genetic matrimony at least

[crystal vector]

but she has said

‘Not at all. At heart, He is a man. He has a personality, He has traits and flaws. All of those are magnified, of course. He is, truly, quite wonderful. Kind. Funny.’

‘Yes. Funny. Witty. Articulate. Passionate. Incisive. Clever beyond genius. Charismatic. Devoted. Driven. Determined. From the earliest days of His life, He did what we all did. He saw His own power and tried to use it. He tried to steer mankind towards a better future. He tried to raise the human race up to achieve its potential. And, of course, because of His power, He was rather more effective than most of us.’

From Saturnine

I think she did love him at one point in time

[dusk patrol]

Idk if it’s intentional but she kinda just shows how arrogant and incapable of admitting wrongdoings perpetuals are

[crystal vector]

One of his first followers and the last to leave

[dusk patrol]

When she literally sees her sons as daemon princes landing on Terra and can’t admit “Ok maaaaybe I made a whoopsie”

[storm jungle]

Thats what we call lazy writing

but shes a dumbass so

[queen laurel]

has there been a time where a perpetual was like a decent person

[dusk patrol]

Oll

[storm jungle]

this is like Superman's parents sending him to fucking Apokolips

[dusk patrol]

That’s it

But tbf we don’t have the largest sample size

[queen laurel]

I wonder maybe I should send my babies to random planets and RNG should do all the work

[storm jungle]

were it so easy

[crystal vector]

I think she just saw his arrogance as "I will fix all."

[dusk patrol]

So she made it worse

[crystal vector]

She said herself

"I stayed longer than i should have"

She regrets it

[storm jungle]

I mean

[crystal vector]

cuh made her hubby worse 😭

[dusk patrol]

Women amiright?

[storm jungle]

1. its very hard to make the Emperor worse when hes essentially space hitler

2. She appears and dies in the span of 2 books

so like... yeah

[crystal vector]

I mean

It was implied

[storm jungle]

[crystal vector]

That his humanity was being shredded away

during the horussy

[storm jungle]

I mean no he was always terrible

[dusk patrol]

But idk, I don’t care for her, she made it worse by picking the worst outcome, and she doesn’t really admit what she did fucked everything up

[crystal vector]

oh yeah no

[storm jungle]

he always thought he was the person with the biggest stick

[crystal vector]

hes terrible

[dusk patrol]

She was right about him

[storm jungle]

But like, mass death is funny

so i cant comment

[dusk patrol]

But she also fucked up and can’t admit it

Basically, she’s not very different from him ultimately

[queen laurel]

I almost forget that sometimes you are more psychopathic than the emperor at certain points

[crystal vector]

Arrogance of the Immortal

[storm jungle]

also boredom

i can confirm having played stellaris

[dusk patrol]

Meanwhile Oll is still a catholic smh

[crystal vector]

thats why the best character of being an immortal is..

https://tenor.com/view/marching-on-vlad-dracula-tepes-castlevania-getting-serious-on-the-way-gif-4977387351073589224

my goat

🙏

[storm jungle]

Dracula from Castlevania is PEAK

[crystal vector]

my goat 🔥

[dusk patrol]

If he was so good why didn’t he fix his yee yee ass haircut?

[crystal vector]

because his cut is better

than everyone else

[dusk patrol]

Maybe his girl wouldn’t have gotten the hot seat then

[crystal vector]

duh

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal vector]

beta bishop vs sigma vampire

[storm jungle]

hes got that Corax cut

[crystal vector]

Trevor still #1 though

[storm jungle]

Bishop-Bro literally got gangmurderfucked by demons so this checks out

[crystal vector]

https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-trevor-belmont-gif-21758982

dracula is a sigma

[queen laurel]

if the demons start telling you, you made something wrong you know you made something wrong

[crystal vector]

dawgs speech was amazing 🔥

"Kill for the only true love i ever knew."

[celest dome]

Old World I feel is more to the normal level of releases

[crystal vector]

hes jut like me fr!!!!!!!!

[storm jungle]

I NEED the new season

[crystal vector]

NOCTURNE

peak

idk why people say its shit

its peak as fuck

[storm jungle]

I know Nocturne is mid af but im just here for hot people + cool animation

[celest dome]

Nocture doesn't interest me quite as much

[storm jungle]

Its plot is just VERY basic

[crystal vector]

the gay sex

[celest dome]

Richter isn't really a character I like

[crystal vector]

i did not like

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal vector]

heretical behaviour

[storm jungle]

you're a space marine fan, how can you say this

[crystal vector]

Gay = heresy

because erebus is gay

[storm jungle]

[celest dome]

Ok just ban that ass

[storm jungle]

[crystal vector]

erm!

im a guardsman fan actualy

🤓

[storm jungle]

Damn it

[crystal vector]

i just kept finding krieg soldiers

not a normal guardsman pfp

[celest dome]

That's worse

[crystal vector]

nuh uh

goat guardsman

baylie

[forest orbit]

As a templar fan I approve because Olrox is pretty hot

[crystal vector]

baylie

[crystal vector]

german

[forest orbit]

id let that guy tap my ass any time

[crystal vector]

faction

oh hell nah

oh hell nah

OLROX?

[forest orbit]

Yes?

Hes pretty handsome

isnt that like the point

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

look at him

[crystal vector]

i mean yeah

[celest dome]

The Twins though...

[crystal vector]

but like

[forest orbit]

GYATT

[crystal vector]

HELL NAH

BURN HIM

[forest orbit]

Look

i get it, he killed Trevor's mom

but hes hot, so ill let it pass

[crystal vector]

what

trevors mom?

[forest orbit]

Wasnt that the bitch he killed in the opening???

[crystal vector]

you mean richter?

[forest orbit]

Yeah whatever his name was

LOL

[crystal vector]

no that was

richter belmont

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal vector]

descendant of trevor belmont

😭

[storm jungle]

Too many fucking belmonts

[forest orbit]

^

[crystal vector]

better than being the only belmont

😭

[forest orbit]

Anyway the gay sex was good, I need more Olrox/Mizrak in my life

[crystal vector]

oh hell nahh

😭

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-alonzo-training-day-you-know-what-i-mean-denzel-washington-gif-3880790992928319831

[celest dome]

Richter Belmont isn't the most interesting Belmont in Nocture

[crystal vector]

bro freaky

[crystal vector]

i mean

[forest orbit]

I dunno man I just like queer characters

[crystal vector]

hes the first magician we see

in the show

[forest orbit]

its a nice change

[crystal vector]

do you like astolfo as well

https://tenor.com/view/looking-back-richter-belmont-castlevania-nocturne-what's-in-my-back-what-is-at-my-back-gif-8874577580780099180

[forest orbit]

Astolfo is not bad

[crystal vector]

i do think nocturne

was

very rushed

[forest orbit]

but not my type

[crystal vector]

pluih

[forest orbit]

Olrox on the other hand

https://tenor.com/view/olrox-gif-8298167648641644637

[crystal vector]

freakiest black templar

in the imperium

[forest orbit]

You bet

im also not being sarcastic

[storm jungle]

Can a man not admit he thinks another dude is hot? We're in 2024

[crystal vector]

2024 is a shit fest

😭

[forest orbit]

Im lovin' it

🗣️

[echo vault]

I just really loved those wizard models they recently did

[rose thorn]

One of the only two well written characters in that whole spinoff

[storm jungle]

Olrox is SO good

people getting uncomfortable that he has those scenes with Mizrak is even better

[rose thorn]

FR

Shame the rest of the show is literally unbearable (except like 3 characters)

[crystal vector]

anime waifu fulgrim exists

i just saw art of it when scrolling youtube

im traumatized

[storm jungle]

if you think thats "bad" you should see other stuff the fandom draws

[queen laurel]

boy does it get the Black Rage genes going

[rose thorn]

The show has the twilight affect where insane people complain about a black vampire while the show is actually bad for real reasons

[gray umbra]

nocturne has like maybe 2 cool scenes

the rest is "revolution huehue french noises"

[rose thorn]

Also half of the show makes literally zero sense

[outer wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYsUaOnoFfw @queen laurel Another Okoii banger dropped

[queen laurel]

Ah yes

19 naruto enjoyers

[outer wave]

19 average anime watchers

I still love that Golgfag is voiced by Morrow's VA

[queen laurel]

He does look like Morrow

[outer wave]

He kinda does actually yeah

I knew Morrow was a were-ogre!

[barren prawn]

what if we introduce the tyranids to agriculture?

[tough haven]

They wouldn’t care

[barren prawn]

but its free biomass

[tough haven]

Why wait for crops to grow when I can eat what eats the crops

[tough haven]

But you have to wait, and there’s no way they can grow enough

[barren prawn]

what if we introduce the tyranids to the idea of "deferral of gratification"

we just have to feed them 100 million philosophers

[crisp heath]

you mean psychologists, this concept seems to be not at the level of philosophy

🧐

[barren prawn]

i dont think shrinks care much about someone not eating their winter grain but rather more not killing themselves

[crisp heath]

yeah but psychotherapy is not the entire field of psychology

[rocky gale]

Agriculture does gradually leech the soil though, Nids just do it quicker

[barren prawn]

what if we introduce the tyranids to the concepts of "sustainable development"

[hallow plover]

You don't create anything with agriculture... laws of conservation still applies

Nids just eat all the mass straight away

[barren prawn]

yes

[hallow plover]

Probably more optimal tbh

[barren prawn]

the sun is the input

[humble shoal]

Counterpoint

Eat the sun

[storm jungle]

Chat, kill this man

[humble shoal]

Tyranid dyson sphere

[barren prawn]

what

[humble shoal]

Who is this chat, are they in the room with us roght now?

[hallow plover]

But Dilara, you are the chat

[barren prawn]

oh wait i forgot

counter point: FUCK THE SUN

[humble shoal]

Chat give this man a vent to go inside of

Also it would be pretty funny if the nids pissed off a ctan by trying to est the sun

[barren prawn]

ctans are too eepy to care

[dusk patrol]

My foot is about to be the input to your ass

[barren prawn]

🙄

you'd like that wouldnt you

[hallow basin]

Are sumpflies a thing in lore?

[storm jungle]

Uh okay so as a general explanation

40k ALWAYS does this thing where they just mix-match words for new meanings for locations, animals, fauna, weapons etc.

sumpflies are just one example of that where the writer just wanted to include some strange sounding local animal name, its stuff they make up on the spot for narrative text.

[plush mason]

it brings to mind an image of a giant man eating fly

[storm jungle]

Also that yeah, its just made up narrative-shit

[plush mason]

anything that comes out of the sump is never good

[hallow basin]

I mean, I assumed as much, I was just curious if it popped up anywhere else

[storm jungle]

Nah its just Dorktide related

[hallow basin]

Neato

[spare osprey]

Mfw mountain wolves and timber lions

What was Gav Thorpe on

[plush mason]

lack of energy and/or enthusiasm

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY.

[dusk patrol]

The best part of this was the stupid Angron larper on r/40klore malded about it and basically quit the sub

[storm jungle]

I loved it

Like what teh fuck is wrong with him just saying "PLEASE NO"

[hallow basin]

And also, I, uhh, didn't know about the word "sump", so I wasn't sure if it's a natural word to mix and match with

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah its an existing word

as Silence showed 40k does it a lot

[plush mason]

the sump is the very bottem of a hive city

a cesspit of toxic waste and ruins

[shadow plover]

this is hilarious, just having an angry redditor angron larper tickles me the right way

[storm jungle]

theres quite a few primarch larpers on r40klore

and they always fucking speak in bold letters

genuinely makes me want to punt them, god

[dusk patrol]

Less now these days, but yeah he was the main one and it was always cringe

Especially since he barely was “in character”

Like wtf is the point then

[storm jungle]

Fucking beats me honestly, but god again that thread was fantastic

like i legit thought nothing of the actual passage when i read it

"Well hes dead i guess until next time"

but this guy just lost his mind lmfao

[dusk patrol]

These guys would never last in watching professional wrestling

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

Young me had to watch Randy quit like a bitch to Cena

[storm jungle]

Like if you are a chaos fan especially of the main 4 legions one of the FIRST facts you simply need to accept is once in awhile no matter how embarrassing or actually clever your primarch WILL get killed.

Literally half the point of them being daemons is they can be used as Heels then respawn lmao

[dusk patrol]

40k fans when the dude who can’t come back from dying beats the dude who has infinite respawns

[storm jungle]

I think the only one I can KINDA understand to complain about is Mortarion.

But also like hes lame anyway so i largely personally dont care, Death Guard is cooler with or without him posing in the background.

[dusk patrol]

He was cool in Godblight, and it annoys me people don’t acknowledge how strong he came across

He doesn’t literally kill Guilliman sure, no shit

[storm jungle]

Also again yeah

if you are smart you will know going into the book Guilliman is not gonna die lmfao

[dusk patrol]

It’s like people saying Chaos doesn’t win enough because they haven’t literally destroyed the Imperium

When almost every campaign for like 10 years has been nothing be net for Chaos and Abbadon in particular

I wish Abbadon was as much of a loser as the memes think he is, dude basically only wins.

I expect they’re setting up a big finale thing with him and Vashtorr where he doesn’t win though but idk.

[storm jungle]

Vashtorr does literally say not to trust him and just play along for now so we'll see lol

hes just fucking around in the webway atm

[plush mason]

he cant win in the end because that would change the setting too much

Abaddon's ultimate goal is always going to be out of reach

[storm jungle]

Its okay he can go and destroy uhhh

• Generic Planet

Cadia is yesterday's news already

💅

[winter vessel]

alright, after some delay, I finally managed to fully unlock the Heraldry of my favorite Dark Angels successor chapter.

The chapter that doesn't have Teenage angst...The Angels of Absolution

[paper haven]

Did Sanguinius rip out Angron's Butchers Nails?

[storm jungle]

Really nice work on the minor heraldry and symbols, even with the shitshow icon unlocking slog it looks great

[storm jungle]

Yeah during the Siege

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/14bht3g/excerpt_echoes_of_eternity_sanguinius_vs_angron/

[paper haven]

That's pretty crazy

[storm jungle]

Heres the full thing, can scroll to the bottom if ya want

[paper haven]

Kinda funny

[winter vessel]

My ocd made me spend a few more coins just so i can get the 6th company knee marking like in their Firstborn Picture

[paper haven]

If only someone had done that at the start, things would have been way better

[storm jungle]

Man tell me about that shit, i was the same when i was still playing SM2

[storm jungle]

Unfortunately the script said we needed Angron at the Siege as per his acting contract

📋

[paper haven]

Man, so many of the issues with the Hours Heresy was that the ending had been set from the starty

[storm jungle]

Hey we gotta buy minis somehow

[rose thorn]

hey does anyone know where i can find the sprite sheets from Boltgun?

[storm jungle]

might be worth a google, people usually got those stashed somewhere

[arctic talon]

He’s in the pariah nexus gaming rn

And by gaming

I mean he’s trying to turn the pylons all into warp amplifying things

[tough haven]

Crazy that anti warp necron tech can just be turned into the opposite by just fucking switching it from on to “super off” by fucking warp creatures

[arctic talon]

Tbf blackstone isn’t a necron invention

The stole that shit from the Frog Boomers

[stoic ginkgo]

True, but knowing it is one thing, seeing is another. And how the beatdown of Sanguinius was described... holy shit.

[paper haven]

Honestly I don't know why that one guy was mad. Angron almost killed Sanguinis in single combat.
Of course, Horus would later actually kill him and- Look, Horus is great and all but I wouldn't have put him as the best combatant on the heresy side, ya know?

[stoic ginkgo]

Horus himself acknowledges that at one point too, I think. Horus kinda came across to me as the jack-of-all-trades sort of guy. (Which of course means master of none, but still.)

[paper haven]

Yeah. You can't be the best strategist, the most charismatic, and the best fighter. Horus was, above everything else, a master diplomat. Guilliman with a somehow even bigger ego.

[tough haven]

Really? is that true?

[arctic talon]

Yes, blackstone fortress’s all but confirm this

With how the fortress can amplify/dampen the warp

The unique warp based constructs and usage of unknown materials similar to wraithbone

[paper haven]

So, blackstone fortresses are a construct of the Great Old Ones?

[arctic talon]

Yes

Oh also the fact the blackstone fortress

Can fucking make you immortal

[tough haven]

I didnt realize it was the same resource of the necrons, I thought that was just a naming convention

[arctic talon]

As in capital I immortal as long as the fortress’s core is intact

As in you can never die

[tough haven]

like "the fortress is made of black stone, what should we name it"

[arctic talon]

The fortress will keep on reviving you

[tough haven]

its cool

[tough haven]

if it wants to

[paper haven]

Too bad one of them got obliterated

[arctic talon]

Tbf BSF(the game) has a horrifying reveal that there’s thousands of those damn things and some are in the warp/webway lost

[proven needle]

Jack of all trades, master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one

[paper haven]

Oh. Well that just sort of ruins the tension around them

[arctic talon]

I mean

I guess?

I find the idea that they can awaken way cooler lol

And it’s not like the rest have been found, and it’s not clear if the map is up to date

[paper haven]

I thought there were like, 5 in total.

[arctic talon]

It’s just that there were once

A fuck ton

there’s less now

[arctic talon]

12 known by the imperium, a 13th one is suspected to exist

2 self destructed

One crashed into Cadia

One is in chaos possession

GW can up the blackstone fortress count whenever they want

Tbh

[queen laurel]

I am still wondering how the hell abaddon got a black stone fortress working considering that they're ancient relics of old

[arctic talon]

Chaos magic and lots of brute forcing

By jamming shit in

And even then it wasn’t fully under his control

[queen laurel]

You would think Tzeentch would help with that but considering how funny that guy is i doubt he did

[arctic talon]

The awakened blackstone fortress

Is cool as shit tbh

[queen laurel]

I mean they do go hard

[storm jungle]

You can actually also get printed as an Immortal by the Fortress itself without joining its core.

i forgot which imprint-mark it was but i had it saved somewhere

[arctic talon]

All the other blackstone fortress’s we’ve seen are Eepy

Or dead/lobotomized

Pick one lol

The will of eternity literally killed itself so abbadon couldn’t use it properly

[storm jungle]

I still cannot believe Rath introduced some random anime protagonist girl for that shit 💀

tho Abadon letting her crash and fucking die to Cadia was funny as hell not gonna lie

[arctic talon]

Oh uh

Mor

Morcath?

Whatever the fuck

[storm jungle]

Something like that

LMAO

[queen laurel]

So you're telling me on a random ork that can tumble his way in a fortress and accidentally get immortality is a low chance but not zero

[arctic talon]

Girl with the worst daddy issues we’ve ever seen in 40k

LOL

[arctic talon]

Honestly yeah

[storm jungle]

Honestly thats another thing i loved

shes like

"I can control the fortress i will fix this!"

meanwhile the fortress literally wants her dead

and is resisting

lmfao

[arctic talon]

Also her calling abbadon her dad

And father

And him saying fathers often disappoint their children

💀

[storm jungle]

Not gonna lie

I fucking ugly laughed reading that in the book

i get that its suppose to be sad

[arctic talon]

That was simultaneously super funny and kind of sad

[storm jungle]

but it came across as black comedy

[arctic talon]

It’s mostly funny

Tbh

[storm jungle]

Yeah but to be fair we are sick fucks

[arctic talon]

It’s def meant to be black comedy

LOL

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Bruh

The daemon prince of khorne

[queen laurel]

Who has worst daddy issues the famed horus or some random girl in a book that died horribly as her fortress crashed in the planet

[arctic talon]

Whatever his name

Literally warned her

[storm jungle]

Dude that guy was great

but he was also such a moron

but well, Khorne

so checks out

[queen laurel]

Wait A khorne demon warning someone?

Damn she is certainly something

[storm jungle]

To be fair

[arctic talon]

It was two daemons

Actually

A bloodthirster I forgot the name of

She’s like an extra pair of “wings”

And then the daemon prince

Who’s pretty freshly ascended

[storm jungle]

daemons do it unironically as well, its like the equilavent of telling a smoker to quit

but you know they never really will

[arctic talon]

I mean Abbadon did just torture him in front of everyone lol

“If this is how he treats his friends imagine how he will treat his creation”

Or whatever is what he says

[queen laurel]

The last time i heard chaos warning someone of something was when an elf in fantasy become too angry and became the embodiment of war

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

i think my other favorite part was that Slaanesh chosen-lord of Abaddon purposefully firing on the ship the Khorne lord was on and fucking up his apotheosis mid-transformation

and then Abaddon is like "Yeah it was a mistake trust me"

[arctic talon]

That shit was hilarious

[storm jungle]

the nthe moment the khorne lord leaves he just leans down and goes

"Hey good job with that, the moron has no idea"

[queen laurel]

This is why chaos is still stuck on trying to conquer the universe mode

[arctic talon]

Also I think that’s like the first female khornate daemon depicted

[storm jungle]

Yeah Abaddon in an earlier scene literally has to PHYSICALLY seperate them like two toddlers from fighting

[arctic talon]

Like actual khornate daemon

[storm jungle]

also yep it is

[arctic talon]

Not princes/princess

Do female daemon princes get called princesses?

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, that's what they want.

[opaque coyote]

Still Daemon Prince I think

[arctic talon]

Whatever, in any case that bloodthirster(?) whatever the fuck she is

Is great

[queen laurel]

Wait dilara send me that s**** so i can piss off someone

[arctic talon]

She’s also smarter then the marine

Like this isn’t a joke

She’s literally the brains of the two of them

[opaque coyote]

Although it would be funny if there was a Daemon Princess that just flies into a rage everytime someone accidentally calls her a "Daemon Prince"

[arctic talon]

Which I found entertaining

[opaque coyote]

"It's PRINCESS. PRINCESS YOU FUCKING INGRATES."

[arctic talon]

As it’s a flip on the usual marine smarter then daemon with it

[queen laurel]

If you're telling me that a BLOODTHIRSTER is the brains of the two personalities

They have a problem

[arctic talon]

When this time it’s the daemon that’s smarter

[arctic talon]

Not clear what kind of khornate daemon she is

Other then the fact she’s big and powerful and is not a bloodletter lol

Not many options

Considering she’s a sapient daemon of khorne

[opaque coyote]

It's funny that a lot of Khornate Warriors are usually eloquent in their downtime.

Like a good chunk of the World Eaters are actually fairly well read and artistic.

It's just the nails are

an issue.

[queen laurel]

Yeah from that i'm probably like 90% sure she's a Bloodthirster

[opaque coyote]

Imagine trying to like

read a book calmly

Then the nails kick in

[arctic talon]

They’re honestly like

My second favorite part of the book tbh

[opaque coyote]

I think there was a Khornate Warrior that was also a gardener?

Specifically uses blood to garden their chaotic plants tho

Mixing two hobbies into one

I forgot the name but I found it funny

[arctic talon]

I really enjoy tweedle dee and tweedle dumb the khornate duo

[opaque coyote]

The Emperor:

Magnus:

uhhh what else

Nurgle (grandfather technically):

[arctic talon]

Okay their actual names are

Urkanthos and Artesia Goremouth

[opaque coyote]

Basically every loyalist Primarch that fucked off somewhere else:

Perturabo:

[arctic talon]

Horus

[opaque coyote]

Imagine getting those names on a namecard

You see a dentist and they're named "Artesia Goremouth"

"HELLO MORTAL. TODAY I WILL BE DOING YOUR ROOT CANAL SURGERY."

[arctic talon]

I mean I’m sure she can tear your teeth out fine

[opaque coyote]

I remember being absolutely terrified of Dentists when I was a kid

I wonder if a Khornate Dentist would be a thing

Still collects skulls, but steals the teeth for himself

[crisp heath]

you were so basic as a child

go get some cooler childhood fears

[opaque coyote]

Yeah pretty much. Although I was so scared that they literally had to hold me down

[crisp heath]

lool ok

[opaque coyote]

Because I kept trying to run

I wish I was joking about that

[crisp heath]

that sounds illegal tbh

[opaque coyote]

It probably was

But eh

Teeth clean

[crisp heath]

tooth fairies are actually a subclass of the much more sinister bone fairies

[crystal forum]

are you all jolly

[crisp heath]

honestly if you straight up ask me like that i´m very jolly

straight up FROLICKING

i feel like i won the lottery. next year is going to be amazing.

[crystal forum]

hell yeah

[tough haven]

My younger brother punched and spit on 3 of the assistants once

[tough haven]

Nah, Im a grinch fr

[crystal forum]

dead

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0?si=aac9tZAbfvun7_dq

[crisp heath]

so relatable!