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god I hate AI 40k thumbnails so much
Alright time to play Rogue Trader
Completely blind
What should I go for my first playthrough
Hear me out
make this a sticker

Literally anything works tbh, just don’t go dual pistols
Fuck it, Hard difficulty
let's go
I know nothing about CRPGs
this should be fun

Should I choose one of the default characters
fuck it commissar looking guy
holy shit you can upload custom portraits
that is awesome
This is going to kick your ass but enjoy
Don’t be afraid to turn it down lol
Daring is 1.0 enemy stats
All the default portraits are great
They are super nice
There’s an inspect hover next to npc portraits so you can see the whole thing, only found out after my first run
Yeah it’s kinda built to be playable to people who don’t know shit about the universe
All the highlighted words with hoverable definitions
Super neat
Yeah don’t touch stuff too hard
I did a bio psyker with I think the strategist career path or something
Being an enabler for everyone else to do cool stuff 
How are the fucking Crew Officers MISSING ALL OF THEIR SHOTS
BRO THE SERVITOR IS STANDING RIGHT THERE
Nvm I missed
bruh

someone needs to vent that bridge, NOW
May Big E give us strength to make her eyes roll further back of her skull.

Do u want something op
Bladedancer pyro sanctic psyker
U just set yourself on fire and ramp crit
Oh hey cool they're picking up the bodies
And immediately working again
Yeah that's expected
Imagine
There's a world without Space King
We would've had a reality where the pillar of the horseshit meme community aren't the beligerent morons who made "racist mario"
wtf
There should be a Warhammer+ short about a chapter serf who’s responsible for giving all the marines such fresh fades.
Holy shit Mort is a beast
Jesus Christ he fucking vaporized those cultists with that Melta
This game is so peak
Just pick a type of character from 40K and go for it
Juergen type shit
Ah shit I got knocked out
By the default punch animation by a heretic
Damnit
Ow
Didn't need to kick me
Depends what kind of rogue trader you want to be, the commander barking orders, the one leading from the front through the smoke and gunfire, or the one who shoved past all their retinue to cut up your foes
Please keep me updated, this is entertaining to hear it from fresh eyes
There’s a fuckton of fun lines, and a lot that don’t even show up unless very specific conditions are met
"What sorry, pathetic excuse do you even have for your apostasy, you sordid, wretched piece of grox shit?"
I need to write these lines down oh my lord
“You see, society is like a boot…”
Just wait till you meet pasqual, his lines are gold for a tech priest
The voice acting is actually pretty good so far
Whoever voices Kunrad is doing a wonderful job showing anger and glee
The trader has so many crazy ass lines
I’m currently playing through the game on one shot mode, but save staying at certain points because god damn do I not wanna sit through all the intro shit again
The dialogue in Rt is genuinely top notch
GET FUCKED HERETICS
Very few lines I’d consider bad
I steal all my 40K writing from it
FUCK YOU KUNRAD
Btw do you have the dlc? Cause if not, get it, it’s awesome, great death cultist portrayal
And new enemy type
Yeah also bought the season pass
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Probably the only romance with an ending you can definitively call happy lol
Cause you do not know how much I need a fucking sanctioned ork freebooter
Also cassia ig
I like Jaes
Eh, cassias feels to manipulative for me
Like irl
Cassias romance is odd
But if she grows as a person it feels less fucked ig?
Idk
In any case kibellah’s romance is pretty neat
Sure she doesn’t really end well, but it’s 40K, literally no one has a happy ending, I feel like Jae at least gets to live in a way she loves first
I already went with Jae’s for this run
I went completely aromantic for my first run
“I can’t have sex with you, I’m too busy plotting new trade routes”
I can do that without exploiting her lol
Lol
In any case I don’t like her romance that much
My favorite is prolly Heinrix or Kibellah’s
We probably shouldnt be talking about spoilers with laati playing through it rn
hows it going?
mm, i haven't started playing rogue trader yet because i'm not inspired to play single player games, but now when i think of it, rogue trader has multiplayer coop right?, could i join ur game laati-tan? i've only played the intro part, so i don't know more than you about the game
Multiplayer exists it just kinda is funky and might mess with the story/experience
mm, it's alright for me i think, it seems i wont be playing it if i dont play coop
Oh fuck YEAH A SISTER OF BATTLE
LET'S FUCKING GOO
I am going to ignore the lack of lip syncing FUCK YEAH
@opaque coyote could i join ur game ? :o
Before you ask, no you cannot romance her
Hey is there like, a chapter that is considered a combination of ultra marines and raven gaurd?
Uh Raptors?
RG and Ultramarines are already fairly similar
Just RG use more sneaky beaky
probably raptors
My adeptus administratum OC finding out he's the heir to a rogue trader dynasty
Sallies?
YEAH I HEARD
SAD BUT EH
argenta is probably my rt's primary best friend
shes cool and not a complete shithead
Argenta has been missing 80% of her shots so far
its ok. once you get her a heavy bolter its over
Truly she relies on the god emperor
yeah release rogue trader, arch militant was supremely busted
I've handicapped her with a flamer and by pulling her from the party this time
Wildfire bug
I am the one who takes 24 round burst shots
RIP Mort
1 (one) autopistol bullet
Oh lmao
I decided to give idira pyromancy for fun and good fucking gods
Casual 80 damage drops
as a grand strategist
idira was my buffer
With Inflame stacking
She does the 80 damage ignite in addition to buff stacking
shes also good with flamers and melta weapons
Idira Is my debuffer, we inflicting curses in this dynasty
Idira was my stand-in for a real party member until I hit the size limit 
She did
She killed herself at 0 veil degradation and spawned a blue screamer of Tzeentch at the same time at the start of a boss fight
Yeah but Reveal The Light can bandaid that
That solidified it
I hadnt used her until this run and once you learn to get around her quirks she's great
i never got to try the sanctic blade heinrix doomstack
I love her character too
is it still possible to do like 9000 damage on him
"ROGUE TRADER I'M TWEAKING ASL RIGHT NOW"
"THE PATH LEADS EITHER THROUGH HORSE MANURE OR BARBED WIRE AND YOU MUST CHOOSE"
Bringing Idira to footfall for the first time you go there is so silly
my first party was arch-militant soldier, argenta, cassia, abelard and pasqal
"what"
Doing the pre-act 3 shuffle right now
Trying to prepare to not get fucking washed when I pull up
Its 40k, 80% of the time those are the choices
its not her fault
probably not, devs balanced a lot recently
i only recently played with voidshadows and destroyed most of act 2 on blade dancer
Kill the cultists before you attack it
It will go poorly otherwise
and you get an achievement
Argenta mag dumping a heavy bolter twice in a round
Could she dump the entire thing?
I remember that backpack only let you dump normal bolters
Improved heavy bolter
Let’s you mag dump the whole thing after it “warms” up
I think you can buy it from the drusians
Not sure on that tbh
There’s fucking no info on items for this game
I both love that and hate it
Max rank drussians or pirates iirc
It’s one of them
Okay genuine question
Why did nobody try shooting the traitor doing the ritual
Like I get it psyker
But even a Psyker would have to suddenly pay attention to suddenly fucking shooting at him
Or try and shoot the circle? Idk
Then again the crew officers literally do one damage
Took 3 attempts but I managed to save them all as well
Too bad the Psyker guy turned into a Chaos Spawn
But at least he didn't suffer for too long
What is the thing using Theodora as it's form
A Tzeentchian Daemon?
Judging by it's mentions of fate, puzzles, etc.
Weaver of Destinies
Yup definitely Tzeentch
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Oh there is a mods tab
how nice of them
I checked Nexus and the first thing I see is AI slop portraits

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Get toybox, only worthwhile mod
its just a qol menu and debug options for if your game gets softlocked or a quest bugs
Apparently also allows you to romance Cassia and Henirix as both male and female
Hm
@tough haven hey are there any man to man options
Not in base game no
Is it just the Deldar
Toybox resolves this
there are lots of female to female options
but not gay, sorry
Yeah I'm gonna go with Vanilla firstly
Cause I usually like to play a game unmodded at least once
Before modding it
Just get freaky with the deldar, whats the big issue?
Maharazi
The arbite will also prolly be bisexual whenever he gets added
Like Kibellah
...imagine them being the horny police
You offer to do something intimate and they're just like
"ATTENTION CITIZEN-"
So, hows the game going?
Finished the prologue which took like
2 hours

Tbf half of that was spent fucking around
Yeah, thats why I'll be upset when I die and it forces me to go through all that again
cant use mods to skip it either
no one has done that yet
somehow
Bro is going to use the represser shield in bed
hot
And yet there are like 15 different AI portrait slop mods

Low effort
People fr couldnt just take existing art and crop it
Fucking hell the new interceptors are crazy
does like 8x the damage of my guns with their piddly twin linked lascannons
me when the torpedo blast misses the interceptors
I think
Due to my character being a Commissar
I am going to be the God Emperor's holy fucking servant

Boooring
I'm doing a middle of the road approach
btw as a commissar are you doing an officer build?
No idea I haven't tried out all of the weapon archetypes
I do like the variability of a pistol and sword
No I mean like what did you pick as your starting class
Ah I see
I thought maybe you were using officer to capitalize on the buffs from cpmmissar
You can always respec for free (it costs more later but with toybox you can do it for free)
so just play around with thingss
Nice
your first playthrough is just to fuck around and find out
You can make different characters also right
not in the same save
Pretty much just gonna do that
Makes sense
you can make custom mercenaries but that sucks cause it loses you an interesting character slot
cause they dont got dialogue or anything
so play around with all the archetypes
btw I'd recommed getting toybox cause it lets you fully respec your party members instead of back to exactly the level you got them at
cause damn are some of their default builds ass
and it gives you more flexibility with playing around with them
Got it
Kinda stopped cause I am going to take a short nap
Fair
once you get to being able to explore the expanse freely and void combat, its really fun
I love the feeling of exploring the unknown as a fucking pirate king
and god damn does the OST make you feel just like that
This is one of my favorites, really makes you feel like a triumphant conqueror, like "how fucking dare you attack me, do you know who I am?"
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Is deep space 9 the gayest startrek?
Totes an important valid lore question, just pre DAOT
How does gayness make it not that?

This is probably my favorite track from rt
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So do you think Malcador and The Emperor were more than just friends
I mean the man was Alexander the Great, who essentially lead an ancient Greek kingdom. The Emperor is definitely Bi.
There is no way he isn't
Best friends?
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Emperor was totally gay
Also I still find it funny that due to the Emperor being Alexander the Great
Even 40,000 years later
It explains why he mostly surrounded himself with manly men
He still names stuff after his favorite horse
And all his projects revolved around experimenting with men
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They can be bigger
The man loved his horse
They can be buffer
I need to finish void shadows
I think im gonba wait until the last dlc comes out for me to binge it all
Actual lore question. How exactly does Biomancy shapeshifting work?
For example, let's say you turn yourself into a girl.
Do you actually turn yourself into a woman? Organs and all?
Or is it superficial
Like equivalent to a shell
Same with more ridiculous things like becoming a Tau for example
Like iron arm
Is it just equivalent to a projection? Can only a powerful Psyker TURN into something.
Also the long suffering Emperor is seen by a Sister of Silence as just
A random regular man convulsing on a throne
I'm wondering how the fuck does it exactly work
Yeah I'm aware. Just kinda trying to find logic towards Biomancy shapeshifting.
Like usually there's some type of logic
Even if it's "Superficial appearance" or something
Or a spell that simply gives the illusion that you're insert thing here
Etc.
Interesting
So basically it's defined as sculpting your own flesh
Also that sounds horrendously painful
But Psyker stuff usually is
I'm just imagining a Biomancer Psyker sighing as they use Shape Flesh to make a disguise
"Alright. Time to disguise myself as a Tau"
Seems more like an rp ability than a combat one
Psyker screams in agony as the feet slowly shift into hooves
5 minutes of painful screaming later
Yeah it sounds like a less permanent tzimisce fleshcraft
"...and I can still feel my neurons shooting pain signals in my brain. Fantastic."
Well at least transitioning is better in the Imperium
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why are Warrior Priests Bald
I’ve actually looked into this before
There doesn’t seem to be a real answer beyond the piety aspect
Also maybe to contrast with the followers of Ulric who have long hair and beards
Sigmar had long hair and a beard, and is depicted as such in statues and all that
So it’s not to emulate him, maybe done as a way to not try to be him? Idk.
yeah but why is it only guys, because Female Warrior priests i've seen can have like long hair like this
Might just get stuck somewhere in those pauldrons and neckguard
I don’t think it’s always consistent also
Iirc there books where some have beards and some hair
But the stock look is that
Yeah I'm just gonna wait for cacti to answer some more because he is very well versed in fantasy
One of my favorite warrior priests is one who I believe was blind, but used a gun, and Sigmar guided his aim
miss opportunity for saltzpyre
iirc female warrior priests where rare and in the later centuries of the empire completely outlawed
But yeah, I can’t recall ever finding a reason beyond the obvious, piety and devotion thing
And fantasy similar to 40,000 often had little exceptions and examples to the contrary for certain things
the cult of sigmar was highly patriarchal, to the point they literally started the time of 3 emperors because the elector counts voted a women as empress lol
religion reference
probably is
monks being bald is a very very common trope
(mainly when people dont wanna give their guys a reverse bowl cut
it seems liek they wanted to give htem a headband, so got rid of the hear of the usual catholic monk hair cut
yeah i can see it
a shame since sigmar had a pretty cool beard and hair
also im pretty sure its based off their old war priest dnd mini
which are often bald guys in armor
actually yeah it migh tliterally just be becasue of dnd
yeah that's also probably another one
since old world was litearlly just dnd minis made into a wargame
most stuff in old world is just because of dnd
also, age of reckoning, i miss that game
to be fair its a very baller vibe
(this is the aos mini)
i relaly really hope cities gets human priests this edition
oh the Exelcior warpriest
YEA
which is basically the same thing
Wasn’t that a silver tower model first
that demigryph mini, so cute
as aos?
Probably
Also I meant as like, an exclusive/character
OHH yeah sorry
Blackstone is labeled as Warhammer quest too
Same with cursed city
cursed city too
damn beat me too it
i mgiht be thinking of those warhammer baordgames
like at barns and noble
so i guess warhammer quest is a line of games of some kind?
they have their board games, then quests is liek their board games with dlc kinda
its weird
That’s just underworlds
so like those dnd boardgames kinda
i tused underworlds models but it was thier own game
weri dbecause its named after a mechanic in warcry
i guess yeah
I thought all those boxes were just underworlds 2 faction kits
nighthaughts my beloved
if you play both of the armies in these its a great way to get some models for cheap
Yeah Warhammer Quest games are proper fleshed out tabletop games, all the ones I've played have been great (Blackstone Fortress and Cursed City)
They’re also all custom sculpts for that
easy push kits i belive
i usually file them down so they fit in
I don’t trust anything that small to have good tolerances to actually fit perfectly
s tier army desing fr
its alwys fucked its very funny
ineed to ask someone in eavy metal how they assemble the push fit modesl without creating a new hole in their head
its liek perfect fits
i would never want to transport them lol
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oh yeah need a vault fr
i have a few of them
but they are probably the best starter ramy in the game
best as in, best for new players
gameplay and painting
Nighthaunts fucking scare me when I ship them
Up there with anything with wings and drukhari vehicles
i wonder how many avengers or whatever the angel winged ones are called lost their wings in the first move lol
But the spindly ass ghosts who never stay in their base perimeter are annoying
Oh fuck those forgot about them
Anything with wings just sucks ass to pack
Worst part is it’s not my stuff
oof
They cut the pegs
They just glue them
Like a reasonable human being
Oh damn
They shave, it's just due to rl monks
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This LITERALLY is probably my favorite setting ever
I love off so much it hurts
NEW CONTENT TOO?!

huh, first time hearing of this
It’s such an old ass game I’m so happy
I was an RPG maker era kid
This is my bread and butter
Off, space funeral, mad father, uhhh
shit it’s been so long
Crooked man
Corpse party
Yume Nikki is a classic
Lisa is an obvious one
I think I played too the moon but I have no memory of it
I should replay space funeral
Oh shit that claymation game
Suits is a good one
As far as I'm concerned, this is canon
no
Have Guilliman and the Lion even met again yet
Still not yet no lmao
Probably being saved for a novel or a warzone rulebook
or just a random ass page on White Dwarf idfk with GW
Yeah pretty likely.
Fulgrim does need to be humbled
Definitely up there, scuffle on the deck and boarded is peak as well, hanged man’s lot is nice, and the main theme and End Of the Journey is classic
And from the dlc, voices of the empyrean is really good for a area you’ll probably only go to once for under 10 minutes
is that even possible?
Theoretically, no
like, i doubt any servant of Slannesh can feel or understand humility
Hmm, now I gotta come up with a small local patron Saint for my setting, I’m trying to come up with something that really showcases the imperium being awful for the average person
Like uhh Jeff the patron saint of manufactorum workers who bravely gave his life on his 42 hour shift delivering the final box of ammunition that put down a mutant uprising
Thoughts?
Little Tim the patron saint who died of starvation when his father was slaving away 96 hour work shifts at the manufactorum
Imagine people like that dumbass mcdonalds worker that gave up that awful healthcare CEO's killer
He didnt get a reward, he didnt get anything, but hey the government is happy he did his "duty" at least lol
theres a lot of examples you can conjure up from stuff like that
well that certainly works
Im pretty sure thsy mcdonalds worker got fired
LMAO
Damn that's a double whopper job
The location got massively review bombed and yea apparently the worker didn’t notify a manager and step out before calling the police so she got fired for breaking company policy

It wasn’t a worker it was a customer
Although technically I don’t think we know at all who it was, but reports were it was a customer.
And there’s no evidence they didn’t get paid out, people have just said they didn’t.
It’s what people want to happen.
And people didn’t even review bomb the right McDonalds mostly
They were reporting that customers originally noticed him and talked amongst themselves about it but it was employee who overheard and reported him
I’ve heard both tbh, they’re not gonna reveal who it was anyways.
But in terms of people not getting money for tips, of all cases almost are are just cause it was partial info or something, especially for this high profile of a case they have every incentive to pay out. It’s not that much money in the grand scheme.
Are blood angels bringing a lot of heroes?
This seems like a weird battalion
Or what ever subfaction wee called again
I love it lol
I heard the manager did call
I think the fired thing has gotta be bullshit lol
I bet 90% of what we've heard is complete bullshit haha
Idk I believe they’d fire them since they’re getting bad rep from it
I mean tbh not from the customers who matter
The reviews will be wiped by Google and whatever
I wouldn’t be shocked if they got more business after it dies down
In the deep end
the no payment is true though
FBI keeps a database of criminal information rewards and the one for the killing hasn't been touched
FBI somehow being the only american institution that keeps others somewhat accountable
I love the absolute irony in their claim for the reward being denied
Except instead of it being for something they can't help it's for their own stupidity
So imperial beastmen are a thing, and during the great crusade they were treated a lot better
so do yall think a Minotaur could’ve been in the imperial army?
theres like a paper thin line of "good mutant, bad mutant"
i think they'd kill a minotaur mutant like
immediately after birth
Really?
Ehhhhh screening for mutants can be lax
It highly depends but like yeah the Imperium is extremely racist as it is lol
^
its possible but just shaky
As it is ye, I’m talkin emperor era tho
Cause ik they were more lenient on beastmen specifically back then
Great Crusade era?
Mhm
I’m highly debating making a Minotaur solar aux character but I ain’t about to do it if it’s like impossible
Well, it was at a time where humanity wasnt prone to chaos worship (before, you know) soooo I imagine they'd be okay with one?
But I doubt they were treated well, just tolerated
Makes sense
Saint Augustine, local patron saint of Duty. St. Augustine was a manufactorum worker, diligently performing her 18 hour shifts producing munitions to help in the war against the enemies of humanity. But when seditious dissidents arose during her shift, she performed her blessed duty and informed the enforcers of their blasphemous plans, and the dissidents were given imperial justice. Afterwards, St. Augustine graciously accepted the Emperors peace to prevent the spread of heresy, forgoing the promised reward of ration cards.
Thoughts?
Hmm too light.
Make it something like a few workers hiding mutants with the barest hint of "genetic divergence" but that co-worker gave them up and their families and now they are doing their sworn task off on a penal camp somewhere, though do keep the ration card thing thats funny lol
I kinda preferred someone turning some minor crime in and then being instantly executed after being promised a reward
Just so they don’t have to give them it
Hey whatever works 
Its the Imperium; make them do a lil silly
And of course imperium spins it like they humbly laid down their life
It’s less believable to be executed for witnessing mutants though
Heresy sure
fascists are fascists so you can largely do anything
its always funnier when bootlicks who support said regime end up also being at the crosshairs of it for "doing the right thing" 
Bravely gave her life so that the accursed mutation would not spread
yeh
The inevitable felinid episode.
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FINALLY
ITS TIME
No way something like this actually came out
I finally have a defense mechanism for this specific type of warhammer issue
to be fair felinids have never been really hard to correct
hate this fanbase as usual though

watch somebody depict felinids as furries and the whole community go insane
Oh no it's definitely not it's just that like usual their skulls are tougher than adamantium
noooo not my pure innocent catgirls
uh bad news
this has been happening for years
😭
It's always two ways isn't it either they look like Khajit or an anime cat girl
my favorite imperial saint was the one who was actually just a demon prince roleplaying (grey knights omnibus book 1 idk the names of the individual books)
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The f****** gutter runner using his blade as a pen
Just glorious
who is ready for great horned rat day
Oh yeah @queen laurel infantry ironjawz is good, kruleboyz got nerfed to the ground, and big wahggg is the best way to play orruks
Wait Big WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
The rule that combines
Armies
That one or am i tripping
Okay so infantry iron jawz are the best right now but how did the krule boys come to the occasion ?
Yeah like you said they are very much nerf to the floor
Big wagh is the best
Yeah i get it but you said that iron jaws are currently doing pretty well for themselves so what's the point of combining them
Iron jawz cav got nerfed
They did the thing they aren’t supposed to do and balanced around BIG WAGHHH instead of their own factions
Wait you mean the giant pigs that weren't even that meta?
At least from what i heard
Over priced
Kruleboyz tricks got fucked so bad
They changed it to your turn only, and made the teleport on the hero phase instead of the movement phase
Okay so let me get this straight, the straight up shafted one of the orruk armies which is understandable because the bone boys were pretty old, and then they made the big WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH not as needed because they gave the iron jaws some much needed speed builds with the boars and tune up the krule boys a little
But then they decided to just absolutely gut all of the changes like that
Huh
Yes
I absolutely have nothing to say
Like wasn't the changes they were implementing literally perfect on making the big WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH not that did the anymore because you can play
Just what army you want
But then they just punch that
Sometimes i do not understand how gw works
Wait mags was the Kruleboyz meta before the nerfs
They were average
Like 48%
Ironjawz were like high 30s
Yes i think i thought they were like on the lower scale
Ironjawz
People are doom posting but I trust the AOS team to fix kruleboyz
Yeah but like they are literally average what was like the point of nerfing them
Even with the iron jaws i'm a bit confused
Like yes you said they got nicer infantry now and they are basically elite maniacs but like what's the point of nerfing the boars
They balanced around big wagh which is always stupid and bad and no one likes
I just feel like it's a weird thing because i'm pretty sure we had conversations where it's not even that good
What about the the other destruction armies how are they holding up
Make sense that's their entire thing they are literally easy to counter
Make sense they have gotten some sweet things after all
Okay good
So with the exception of the giants
Kruleboyz literally got shafted for no reason other than because some guy very well
There’s 2 possible results of the battle tome
Either they fix kruleboyz
Or they nerf the entire battle tome
Because big wahhh will be op
Yeah but they could have also done the magical thing of actually balance the both faction separately
Like seriously why would you balance an entire faction off of a single ability
Even though both parts of the army literally are complete opposites
Big wagh was an old world thing that carried into AOS
Yeah i'm not surprised
But like come on seriously
Playing Ironjawz is the complete opposite of playing krule boys
I really think big wagh will break the meta
And probably be the only thing that's going to hold the krule boyz
Everything about it is significantly better than anything in the battletome
Because from what i'm hearing
Krule boyfriend
They are going to need it
What can i say i am a dumbass
Yea, iron jawz will be okay by them self, it’s just kruleboyz doesn’t have enough
Yeah but probably playing iron jaws will be boring because you probably would just spam
Infantry upon infantry
I think iron jawz causally will be fun and fine
Like you would very rarely find use cases for the boars
Kruleboyz will struggle since you won’t have a faction ability if you roll low enough
It seems
Yes it seems that they will hopefully at least perform average
But man i do not feel good for the Kruleboyz
Also kragnos continues to ruin the game balance
I'm going to be honest, it's probably going to become mandatory to run him with the Kruliez
He already was
Why am i not surprised
The best comp kruleboyz tacitic was the rail gun
You get a sloggoth kraggy and then teleport people into them and launch them into the enemy
Man, Kragnos being such a mandatory thing for destruction players is quite boring
Yeah
I mean the guy is cool or wise he is a giant centaur that can cause earthquakes just by stepping
But table top wise!
Its just the orruks that need him tbh
Well that's good at least
At least when you play with the other destruction factions you don't have to worry about him
Are you hype for the ogor refresh?
Hell yeah they are like in the top three favorite armies for me
If I like the new asthetic I mightget them
Probably just some mold touchups because their core aesthetic is you know giant mongolians
They have lik 4 vibes going on which is weird
They have the winter monsters, Mongolians, pirates, islander stuff
I only see two being the first one
The Gutbusters which is like their most traditional they charge in because they're giant monsters that can batter enemy lines like nothing and of course they are also mercenaries so they have a lot of pompous clothing
And the beast claw
Which is weirdly a mixture of yes monsters and like norse mythology i think
With all about that eternal winter and stuff
The fire belly is the islander vibe and the lead belly’s are like the pirate stuff
Are you talking about the mercenaries for the islanders
Or Maneaters
Imagine dedicating your life to learning fire magic only for an ogre to eat a spicy lizard and learn what you did in a span of like few minutes
Yeah but i'm going to be honest i can see like what
The two different ogre types is just like, giant armored mongolians that charge brutally into war and have a penchant for working as mercenaries
The other one is followed by an eternal winter and is littered with norse mythology related stuff i think
Yee that’s how it is on tabletop
Idk how much I like ogors since a lot of stuff I like on them is in fec
Fec?
Flesh eater courts
Care to explain the connection
Cannibals
Scrap armor and metal
Yummer meat
I guess that works
I love cannibals <3
I should get around to reading the Flesh eater courts battle tom from third edition before it gets a new one
ITS SO GOOD
UHG FEC HAVE THE BEST LORE
It’s perfect
It ties into setting so well and feels so organic
I’ve been writing my custom court
I like them because well look at me
Tell me mags if i told you that my top three armies are Ogres, Sons of Behemat And Ironjawz
Would you guess i like flesh eater courts
Well yes but aren't they also brutally strong monsters that can tear apart someone with their bare hands
Yes
There you go there's your answer
Mags my top three armies are straight up physical strength and brutality at its purest form
Yeah but they are actually pretty Magic
Oh I forgot to say the iron jawz wizard army might be good
Do they go insane if they break the illusion of thinking that they are nobles
There’s only 1 guy who can semi consistently escape the illusion
Grand justice goremayne
He has visions of reality
So he murdered ush’s second hand man and escaped through the tunnels
When ush asked how the fuck he escaped the capital of FEC
It turned out he can read so Ush made him grand justice enforcing the law of skull and bones across each of the kingdoms
And that some of the bigger ones can match an ogre in strength yeah
You know what i'm going to just read the battle tome
The battletome is like 5 bucks right now lol
I only have the third edition once right now because well
Getting fourth edition battle tomes is going to be a whole other issue for me
I'm just going to have to wait on that one for a while
Well FEC will release after the destruction factions
I imagine we will get a staggered release like
‘small release (orruks)’ ‘big release (git mob for GSG)’ ‘small release (idk) ‘big release (ogors)’
I guess that's true but yes, for now i will settle with third edition tomes for lore
Because when new fourth edition tomes like i said releases, i can't really get them
Ye
Also FEC are dirt easy to paint
I FORGOT THE FEC HAVE LOOSE BREASTS WHOOPS
I was so fuckinh confused looking at one of my models
I mean to be fair if they look like a crackhead that eat steroids for breakfast i'm pretty sure it's very easy to paint them
The new models are very detailed but still pretty easy
This guy's probably the most complicated to paint
Ushoran which is the apparently everyone's favorite baby
I heard he’s pretty easy if you use contrast
I trust the experts word ( you )
What’s some interesting random minor events that might happen in a hive? To just kinda portray every day life/hazards, doesn’t have to be bad
Rn I only have stuff like being pick pocketed and things like that
I don’t read enough warhammer crime or necromunda to get enough ideas for slice of imperial life
And that’s a shame
Maybe a shady data broker offers to buy/sell info to the party?
Honestly just make it a mix of industrial accidents, people being mass-levied for the guard, sent off to camps, religious uprisings, etc
look some stuff up on the wiki
What are two sects of the ecclesiarchy that if they are arguing about theology would pose a interesting dilemma for the PCs to weigh in on
I legit only know the names of some of the sects
I don’t actually know imperial theology
Literally any sect or ones you can make up.
also again, you should look up the wiki

Oh true
games getting updates
might be time to reinstall
I havent played in a hot minute
the only 40k thing Ive been playing recently was chaosgate
chaosgate is hard
Yeah i meant that sorry
like 1h matches are just oof
I never touched the game after I got these
its fun but FUCK ME its so slow sometimes
LMAO

Dont worry I cheesed the game on every oppoturnity.
That + lots of free time during summer
maybe I should just use the op teleports on interceptor
and stop using the assassins
I just use the assassins because its nice to see some assassin representation
instead of pepega marine
plus the callidus can actually disguise herself and the vindicare can instakill people
and the berserker guy can kill himself
Also ass
i dont think Il ever get around to trying culexus
well I will if I make it far enough
Shes very sturdy so try it if you can, but deffo not the one i use the most
vindicare is definitely super reliable ive found
you just park him somewhere and he kills dirty unwashed cultists
Yeah its great
even more hilarious since cultists in this game are a Avengers tier threat
well
someone spoiled part of the game for me and told me a certain important primarch guy just shows up
and then you wail on his ass and send him crying back home
Mortarion was literally advertised in trailers so dont worry

AND
Hes after some fucking mcguffin called the Morbus
reminder
this game came out around the same time as Morbius/meme-craze
its morbus time
YEP
yes
legit perfect timing
but yeah Morty's role in the story is minimal dont worry
just stack up
I had like no 40k games to play , and now all of a sudden ive got a massive list thatl never end
chaosgate, sm2, rogue trader
darktide
Rogue Trader is the goat
so ive heard
Finish Dickgate, then SM2 then probably interchange between DT/Rogue Trader
I abandoned Chaos Gate for now. So bored of the fights 😕
LMAO
We talked about that above

when i first played it I lowered the difficulty to the easiest one because i was here for the plot
also the greyknights in chaosgate make me laugh, whenever they run out of ammo, which is a lot, they just start screaming " BROTHER I MUST SANCTIFY MY AMMUNITION!"
And how was the plot?
Its perfectly "space marine novel" seeing as they also had an actual BL writer for it.
Go get mcguffin
Defeat bad guys
Daemon primarch shows up
We beat his ass
Good guys win
lol
Bruh
hehehe
Now I have Heinrix cutting up everything with a chainsaw, it's great 😃
Heinrix is a true husbando
its nice they make it a point to constantly remind you grey knights are not like other marines, like they have clean armor and they enter battlefields saying " dont worry, no one knows we're here"
and then you blow up like the whole map
Thats my favorite part
Best of the Imperium
Dies to some homeless cunt with a autogun
"DUARGH-"
DUARGH Is so perfectly how their death cry is
I play noble officer, I chuckle every time I cast, "You, serve me" on Heinrix.
I listened to WAY too many space marine death voicelines in DoW its etched into my brain

I like having heinrix just for him to protest any time I give a serf a third meal for the day or something
“Erm actually lord captain, it’s against the codes of the imperium to do so”
🤓
Does anything really get locked out if you ||kill yrliet in act 3?||
Same with most of the companions aka a few quests/dialogue and thats about it.
Trying to decide if In my dogmatic/icono run I should ||execute her for betraying us to commorragh||
Id say keep her around. That decision she makes in general also just makes absolutely zero sense.
Shes completely aware of how awful dark eldar are yet completely trusts them because "plot". Marazhai even makes fun of her being so stupid when you ask him about it so its even more stranger
I wonder, how does that book play out if you don’t have her, I’ve never not taken her
but if its a repeat playthrough yeah go for it
But if I don’t kill her than all my party will be mad at me
I probs won’t though
I can’t bring myself to do it cause like you said
Someone told me about a ending where if you keep both yrliet and marhazai and don’t do their quests, they can become harlequins, but if seen no proof beyond this Reddit post, I hope it’s real cause that would be cool, but then I have to keep marhazai
Okay but to be fair
they get mad at EVERYTHING
then you go
"Im the rogue trader stfu"
the new tf2 comic is really really good
"ok FINE"
Yeah in general Im way too good of a person to just kill Yrliet.
Give her lashings

Yeah if its a repeat playthrough just do what you will
The only proof I can find is this Russian guide, and a Reddit post
Kill Idira and Marty the Drow
I killed Yrliet before Commoragh 🙈 because... dogmatic.
Save the rest
Thanks for taking me to your leaders. You have served your purpose. Now die.
If your defense she really did trust you way too fast
To be fair she probably thought she found a rare human whos not a singleminded dumbass
Relatable honestly

jokes on you, we're all dumb
i'll show you evil xenos we're dumber
In act 3 no, in act 4 no as well iirc but its harder to handle a situation diplomatically
Oh hey the realms of ruin game is literally Dawn of war aos
its been update im watching my partner play right now
it seems pretty alright
still wish aos would egt a relaly good game
you know what would be awesome for aos
like an rpg game
gonna keep note of that
Just finished reading the TF2 comic
uh
god damn does it feel surreal to finally see it concluded
and also in an actual satisfying way too
Maybe
But then again after 7 years it's
gonna feel a bit "rushed" no matter what
yk?
People in the rogue trader discord said it didnt do anything
yeet
also my save is grimdark so I cant reload if I waste it
but they arent sure if they did something wrong or not
also unless I can be reasonably certain its real I dont want to do it because then I'll have to put up with marhazai for the whole game
Also ||“All the rounds of TF are conducted to torture an immortal resurrected Zephaniah Mann"|| is a fucking crazy reveal
I like how engie was also like
"it isnt petty revenge"
BRO IT ABSOLUTELY IS
LMAO
Well he said "Not at the end"
And judging by the different ways the Adminstrator's parents uh
died
Still felt like it tbh
bitch kept that cunt alive forever
lmao
I doubt she even remembers why exactly
Basically the equivalent of going through the motions
I kinda wish we got to see a post timeskip Pauling design
...also it would've been funny if we got to see Pyro start to take off the mask, but the comic switches to the next scene before we could see it

So Portal 2 ended the portal series
Team Fortress 2's comic ended
I think the only one left is Half Life
haunted korean factory map when
Also now my permanent Headcanon is that Olivia Mann is basically the next Hale.
Imagine her suplexing a tiger
usd(in Korean won)
yeah that made me laugh



