#40k-lore-chat

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green loom
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He may be a shitty pedophile and crap at music

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But I at least only sometimes had to see stringstorm spam

storm jungle
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god I hate AI 40k thumbnails so much

opaque coyote
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Alright time to play Rogue Trader

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Completely blind

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What should I go for my first playthrough

shell mason
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make this a sticker

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Fuck it, Hard difficulty

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let's go

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I know nothing about CRPGs

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this should be fun

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Should I choose one of the default characters

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fuck it commissar looking guy

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holy shit you can upload custom portraits

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that is awesome

sacred ginkgo
arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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Daring is 1.0 enemy stats

arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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They are super nice

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There’s an inspect hover next to npc portraits so you can see the whole thing, only found out after my first run

opaque coyote
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oh wow there's an entire dictionary

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That's nice

sacred ginkgo
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Yeah it’s kinda built to be playable to people who don’t know shit about the universe

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All the highlighted words with hoverable definitions

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Super neat

opaque coyote
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interacts with a computer

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Accidentally makes loading time for computer tripled

sacred ginkgo
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Yeah don’t touch stuff too hard

young pecan
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Being an enabler for everyone else to do cool stuff kek

opaque coyote
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How are the fucking Crew Officers MISSING ALL OF THEIR SHOTS

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BRO THE SERVITOR IS STANDING RIGHT THERE

storm jungle
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because its a CRPG

opaque coyote
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Nvm I missed

storm jungle
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bruh

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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someone needs to vent that bridge, NOW

dapper gyro
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May Big E give us strength to make her eyes roll further back of her skull.

dusk patrol
gray umbra
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Do u want something op

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Bladedancer pyro sanctic psyker

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U just set yourself on fire and ramp crit

sacred ginkgo
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I miss wildfire bug

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It was broken as shit but I miss it

opaque coyote
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Oh hey cool they're picking up the bodies

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And immediately working again

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Yeah that's expected

green loom
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Imagine

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There's a world without Space King

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We would've had a reality where the pillar of the horseshit meme community aren't the beligerent morons who made "racist mario"

plush mason
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wtf

dusk patrol
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There should be a Warhammer+ short about a chapter serf who’s responsible for giving all the marines such fresh fades.

opaque coyote
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Holy shit Mort is a beast

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Jesus Christ he fucking vaporized those cultists with that Melta

tough haven
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Just pick a type of character from 40K and go for it

tough haven
opaque coyote
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Ah shit I got knocked out

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By the default punch animation by a heretic

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Damnit

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Ow

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Didn't need to kick me

tough haven
tough haven
opaque coyote
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"What is it, inbred? Is your blood too thin for the sentinel?"

tough haven
opaque coyote
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"What sorry, pathetic excuse do you even have for your apostasy, you sordid, wretched piece of grox shit?"

I need to write these lines down oh my lord

tough haven
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“You see, society is like a boot…”

tough haven
opaque coyote
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The voice acting is actually pretty good so far

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Whoever voices Kunrad is doing a wonderful job showing anger and glee

sacred ginkgo
tough haven
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I’m currently playing through the game on one shot mode, but save staying at certain points because god damn do I not wanna sit through all the intro shit again

arctic talon
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The dialogue in Rt is genuinely top notch

opaque coyote
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GET FUCKED HERETICS

arctic talon
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Very few lines I’d consider bad

tough haven
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I steal all my 40K writing from it

opaque coyote
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FUCK YOU KUNRAD

tough haven
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And new enemy type

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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👖

tough haven
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Good call

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I bought the pass in case they add orks

arctic talon
tough haven
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Cause you do not know how much I need a fucking sanctioned ork freebooter

arctic talon
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Also cassia ig

arctic talon
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And heinrix

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They just have a lot of ways they go wrong

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Tbh

tough haven
tough haven
arctic talon
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Cassias romance is odd

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But if she grows as a person it feels less fucked ig?

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Idk

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In any case kibellah’s romance is pretty neat

tough haven
# tough haven I like Jaes

Sure she doesn’t really end well, but it’s 40K, literally no one has a happy ending, I feel like Jae at least gets to live in a way she loves first

tough haven
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I went completely aromantic for my first run

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“I can’t have sex with you, I’m too busy plotting new trade routes”

tough haven
arctic talon
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Lol

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In any case I don’t like her romance that much

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My favorite is prolly Heinrix or Kibellah’s

tough haven
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We probably shouldnt be talking about spoilers with laati playing through it rn

tough haven
torn marlin
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mm, i haven't started playing rogue trader yet because i'm not inspired to play single player games, but now when i think of it, rogue trader has multiplayer coop right?, could i join ur game laati-tan? i've only played the intro part, so i don't know more than you about the game

tough haven
torn marlin
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mm, it's alright for me i think, it seems i wont be playing it if i dont play coop

opaque coyote
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Oh fuck YEAH A SISTER OF BATTLE

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LET'S FUCKING GOO

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I am going to ignore the lack of lip syncing FUCK YEAH

torn marlin
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@opaque coyote could i join ur game ? :o

tough haven
rose thorn
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Hey is there like, a chapter that is considered a combination of ultra marines and raven gaurd?

dusk patrol
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Uh Raptors?

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RG and Ultramarines are already fairly similar

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Just RG use more sneaky beaky

gray umbra
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probably raptors

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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No

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Ultramarines

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There is no Sallie in ba sing sei

opaque coyote
gray umbra
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argenta is probably my rt's primary best friend

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shes cool and not a complete shithead

opaque coyote
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Argenta has been missing 80% of her shots so far

gray umbra
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its ok. once you get her a heavy bolter its over

opaque coyote
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Truly she relies on the god emperor

sacred ginkgo
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Argenta was the MC of my first run

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Like actually

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She solo'd everything

opaque coyote
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Aaannnd the rogue Trader is fucking dead

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Rip

gray umbra
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yeah release rogue trader, arch militant was supremely busted

sacred ginkgo
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I've handicapped her with a flamer and by pulling her from the party this time

sacred ginkgo
gray umbra
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i miss it

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i ran dual xenos pistols

sacred ginkgo
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I am the one who takes 24 round burst shots

gray umbra
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i used the hellgun with it too

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and it was just crits for days

opaque coyote
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RIP Mort

sacred ginkgo
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1 (one) autopistol bullet

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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Damn I feel bad for Idira

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Seemed like the Lord Captain mattered a lot to her

gray umbra
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idira is okay

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you learn some stuff about the lord captain later

sacred ginkgo
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I decided to give idira pyromancy for fun and good fucking gods

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Casual 80 damage drops

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as a grand strategist

gray umbra
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idira was my buffer

sacred ginkgo
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With Inflame stacking

sacred ginkgo
tough haven
tough haven
young pecan
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Idira was my stand-in for a real party member until I hit the size limit kek

gray umbra
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she occasionally explodes but idira is decent

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"occasionally" 🙂

young pecan
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She killed herself at 0 veil degradation and spawned a blue screamer of Tzeentch at the same time at the start of a boss fight

sacred ginkgo
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Yeah but Reveal The Light can bandaid that

young pecan
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That solidified it

tough haven
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I hadnt used her until this run and once you learn to get around her quirks she's great

gray umbra
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i never got to try the sanctic blade heinrix doomstack

tough haven
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I love her character too

gray umbra
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is it still possible to do like 9000 damage on him

young pecan
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"THE PATH LEADS EITHER THROUGH HORSE MANURE OR BARBED WIRE AND YOU MUST CHOOSE"

sacred ginkgo
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Bringing Idira to footfall for the first time you go there is so silly

gray umbra
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my first party was arch-militant soldier, argenta, cassia, abelard and pasqal

young pecan
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"what"

sacred ginkgo
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Doing the pre-act 3 shuffle right now

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Trying to prepare to not get fucking washed when I pull up

tough haven
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its not her fault

tough haven
gray umbra
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i only recently played with voidshadows and destroyed most of act 2 on blade dancer

opaque coyote
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Oh great the Psyker turned into a mutant

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*Chaos Spawn

sacred ginkgo
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Kill the cultists before you attack it

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It will go poorly otherwise

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and you get an achievement

arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
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Could she dump the entire thing?

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I remember that backpack only let you dump normal bolters

arctic talon
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Let’s you mag dump the whole thing after it “warms” up

sacred ginkgo
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Interesting

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And where exactly is that

tough haven
sacred ginkgo
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Ok act 4

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Fuck

tough haven
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Not sure on that tbh

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There’s fucking no info on items for this game

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I both love that and hate it

arctic talon
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It’s one of them

opaque coyote
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Okay genuine question

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Why did nobody try shooting the traitor doing the ritual

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Like I get it psyker

arctic talon
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Psychic shield up

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or something idfk

opaque coyote
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But even a Psyker would have to suddenly pay attention to suddenly fucking shooting at him

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Or try and shoot the circle? Idk

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Then again the crew officers literally do one damage

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Took 3 attempts but I managed to save them all as well

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Too bad the Psyker guy turned into a Chaos Spawn

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But at least he didn't suffer for too long

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What is the thing using Theodora as it's form

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A Tzeentchian Daemon?

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Judging by it's mentions of fate, puzzles, etc.

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Weaver of Destinies

Yup definitely Tzeentch

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BLAMARDOR Von Valancius, Inheritor of the Warrant of Trade

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Oh there is a mods tab

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how nice of them

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I checked Nexus and the first thing I see is AI slop portraits

crystal forum
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cool

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entire page filled with yap

tough haven
tough haven
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its just a qol menu and debug options for if your game gets softlocked or a quest bugs

opaque coyote
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Apparently also allows you to romance Cassia and Henirix as both male and female

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Hm

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@tough haven hey are there any man to man options

tough haven
opaque coyote
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Is it just the Deldar

tough haven
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well actually yes

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it just the deldar

opaque coyote
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God fucking dammit

tough haven
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there are lots of female to female options

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but not gay, sorry

opaque coyote
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Yeah I'm gonna go with Vanilla firstly

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Cause I usually like to play a game unmodded at least once

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Before modding it

opaque coyote
tough haven
arctic talon
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The arbite will also prolly be bisexual whenever he gets added

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Like Kibellah

opaque coyote
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You offer to do something intimate and they're just like

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"ATTENTION CITIZEN-"

tough haven
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So, hows the game going?

opaque coyote
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Finished the prologue which took like

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2 hours

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Tbf half of that was spent fucking around

tough haven
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Yeah, thats why I'll be upset when I die and it forces me to go through all that again

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cant use mods to skip it either

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no one has done that yet

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somehow

arctic talon
opaque coyote
tough haven
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People fr couldnt just take existing art and crop it

opaque coyote
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MidJourney?

You're fucking right it's Mid

tough haven
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Fucking hell the new interceptors are crazy

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does like 8x the damage of my guns with their piddly twin linked lascannons

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me when the torpedo blast misses the interceptors

opaque coyote
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I think

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Due to my character being a Commissar

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I am going to be the God Emperor's holy fucking servant

tough haven
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I'm doing a middle of the road approach

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btw as a commissar are you doing an officer build?

opaque coyote
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No idea I haven't tried out all of the weapon archetypes

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I do like the variability of a pistol and sword

tough haven
opaque coyote
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The Commissiar guy

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Warrior?

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Yeah

tough haven
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Ah I see

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I thought maybe you were using officer to capitalize on the buffs from cpmmissar

opaque coyote
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You assume I have any idea of what the fuck I am doing

tough haven
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so just play around with thingss

tough haven
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your first playthrough is just to fuck around and find out

opaque coyote
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You can make different characters also right

tough haven
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
tough haven
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you can make custom mercenaries but that sucks cause it loses you an interesting character slot

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cause they dont got dialogue or anything

opaque coyote
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That's cool and lame at the same time

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Wow

tough haven
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btw I'd recommed getting toybox cause it lets you fully respec your party members instead of back to exactly the level you got them at

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cause damn are some of their default builds ass

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and it gives you more flexibility with playing around with them

opaque coyote
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Got it

tough haven
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how far are you now?

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I'm just invested in how your story goes

opaque coyote
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Kinda stopped cause I am going to take a short nap

tough haven
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Fair

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once you get to being able to explore the expanse freely and void combat, its really fun

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I love the feeling of exploring the unknown as a fucking pirate king

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and god damn does the OST make you feel just like that

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This is one of my favorites, really makes you feel like a triumphant conqueror, like "how fucking dare you attack me, do you know who I am?"

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The last 40 seconds is the best

remote widget
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Is deep space 9 the gayest startrek?

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Totes an important valid lore question, just pre DAOT

crystal forum
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it's the best series

remote widget
crystal forum
gray umbra
opaque coyote
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...

So do you think Malcador and The Emperor were more than just friends

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I mean the man was Alexander the Great, who essentially lead an ancient Greek kingdom. The Emperor is definitely Bi.

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There is no way he isn't

remote widget
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Best friends?

gray umbra
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Emperor was totally gay

opaque coyote
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Also I still find it funny that due to the Emperor being Alexander the Great

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Even 40,000 years later

gray umbra
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It explains why he mostly surrounded himself with manly men

opaque coyote
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He still names stuff after his favorite horse

gray umbra
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And all his projects revolved around experimenting with men

queen laurel
# gray umbra https://youtu.be/MtWMbJqXWSg?si=ykVi1Q-PiwyKk2mt

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gray umbra
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They can be bigger

opaque coyote
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The man loved his horse

gray umbra
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They can be buffer

opaque coyote
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And that's why Space Marines have those super human buns

gray umbra
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I need to finish void shadows

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I think im gonba wait until the last dlc comes out for me to binge it all

opaque coyote
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Actual lore question. How exactly does Biomancy shapeshifting work?

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For example, let's say you turn yourself into a girl.

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Do you actually turn yourself into a woman? Organs and all?

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Or is it superficial

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Like equivalent to a shell

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Same with more ridiculous things like becoming a Tau for example

gray umbra
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Like iron arm

opaque coyote
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Is it just equivalent to a projection? Can only a powerful Psyker TURN into something.

gray umbra
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Literslly gives you iron arms

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Biomancy pretty much turns you into a jedi

opaque coyote
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Also the long suffering Emperor is seen by a Sister of Silence as just

A random regular man convulsing on a throne

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I'm wondering how the fuck does it exactly work

gray umbra
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Listen the mind can do many things

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Its practically magic

opaque coyote
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Yeah I'm aware. Just kinda trying to find logic towards Biomancy shapeshifting.

Like usually there's some type of logic

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Even if it's "Superficial appearance" or something

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Or a spell that simply gives the illusion that you're insert thing here

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Etc.

gray umbra
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I think this is the actual ability from dark heresy

opaque coyote
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Interesting

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So basically it's defined as sculpting your own flesh

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Also that sounds horrendously painful

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But Psyker stuff usually is

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I'm just imagining a Biomancer Psyker sighing as they use Shape Flesh to make a disguise

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"Alright. Time to disguise myself as a Tau"

gray umbra
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Seems more like an rp ability than a combat one

opaque coyote
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Psyker screams in agony as the feet slowly shift into hooves

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5 minutes of painful screaming later

gray umbra
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Yeah it sounds like a less permanent tzimisce fleshcraft

opaque coyote
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"...and I can still feel my neurons shooting pain signals in my brain. Fantastic."

opaque coyote
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Man? Woman? Get back in the mines or else you'll become a servitor!

gray umbra
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Meatservitor

queen laurel
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@celest dome AWAKEN I NEED QUESTIONS ANSWERED

why are Warrior Priests Bald

dusk patrol
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I’ve actually looked into this before

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There doesn’t seem to be a real answer beyond the piety aspect

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Also maybe to contrast with the followers of Ulric who have long hair and beards

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Sigmar had long hair and a beard, and is depicted as such in statues and all that

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So it’s not to emulate him, maybe done as a way to not try to be him? Idk.

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
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Might just get stuck somewhere in those pauldrons and neckguard

dusk patrol
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I don’t think it’s always consistent also

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Iirc there books where some have beards and some hair

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But the stock look is that

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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One of my favorite warrior priests is one who I believe was blind, but used a gun, and Sigmar guided his aim

queen laurel
plush mason
dusk patrol
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But yeah, I can’t recall ever finding a reason beyond the obvious, piety and devotion thing

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And fantasy similar to 40,000 often had little exceptions and examples to the contrary for certain things

plush mason
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the cult of sigmar was highly patriarchal, to the point they literally started the time of 3 emperors because the elector counts voted a women as empress lol

queen laurel
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probably is

rose thorn
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monks being bald is a very very common trope

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(mainly when people dont wanna give their guys a reverse bowl cut

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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which are often bald guys in armor

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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since old world was litearlly just dnd minis made into a wargame

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most stuff in old world is just because of dnd

plush mason
rose thorn
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to be fair its a very baller vibe

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(this is the aos mini)

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i relaly really hope cities gets human priests this edition

queen laurel
rose thorn
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YEA

queen laurel
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which is basically the same thing

sacred ginkgo
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Wasn’t that a silver tower model first

rose thorn
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which was an AOS game

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ye

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did they market silve rtwoer

plush mason
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that demigryph mini, so cute

rose thorn
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as aos?

sacred ginkgo
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Probably

rose thorn
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wierd they used the warhamemr quest name

sacred ginkgo
rose thorn
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OHH yeah sorry

sacred ginkgo
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Same with cursed city

rose thorn
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cursed city too

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damn beat me too it

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i mgiht be thinking of those warhammer baordgames

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like at barns and noble

plush mason
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so i guess warhammer quest is a line of games of some kind?

rose thorn
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yeah

rose thorn
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its weird

sacred ginkgo
plush mason
rose thorn
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weri dbecause its named after a mechanic in warcry

rose thorn
sacred ginkgo
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I thought all those boxes were just underworlds 2 faction kits

rose thorn
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i think it was mostly that and like 'a stormcast unit vs another unit'

plush mason
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nighthaughts my beloved

rose thorn
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if you play both of the armies in these its a great way to get some models for cheap

shadow plover
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Yeah Warhammer Quest games are proper fleshed out tabletop games, all the ones I've played have been great (Blackstone Fortress and Cursed City)

sacred ginkgo
rose thorn
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easy push kits i belive

sacred ginkgo
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Yes

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I ignore those by snapping the pegs off and then just gluing it

rose thorn
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i usually file them down so they fit in

sacred ginkgo
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I don’t trust anything that small to have good tolerances to actually fit perfectly

rose thorn
rose thorn
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ineed to ask someone in eavy metal how they assemble the push fit modesl without creating a new hole in their head

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its liek perfect fits

plush mason
rose thorn
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i have a few of them

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but they are probably the best starter ramy in the game

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best as in, best for new players

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gameplay and painting

sacred ginkgo
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Nighthaunts fucking scare me when I ship them

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Up there with anything with wings and drukhari vehicles

rose thorn
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first eedition stormcasts were horrible i heard

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its liek ALL spindly bits

sacred ginkgo
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They’re nice and boxy and on a solidly built body

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Those are fine

plush mason
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i wonder how many avengers or whatever the angel winged ones are called lost their wings in the first move lol

sacred ginkgo
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But the spindly ass ghosts who never stay in their base perimeter are annoying

sacred ginkgo
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Anything with wings just sucks ass to pack

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Worst part is it’s not my stuff

plush mason
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oof

sacred ginkgo
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Some idiot in Florida paid for this and is paying 20 for shipping

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(As an example)

arctic talon
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They just glue them

sacred ginkgo
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Like a reasonable human being

rose thorn
celest dome
queen laurel
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welp it's still cool

rose thorn
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MY FAVTOOTE GAME EVR IS GETTING RE RELEASED ON STEMA IM SO HAPPY

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AAAA

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This LITERALLY is probably my favorite setting ever

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I love off so much it hurts

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NEW CONTENT TOO?!

shadow plover
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huh, first time hearing of this

rose thorn
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It’s such an old ass game I’m so happy

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I was an RPG maker era kid

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This is my bread and butter

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Off, space funeral, mad father, uhhh

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shit it’s been so long

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Crooked man

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Corpse party

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Yume Nikki is a classic

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Lisa is an obvious one

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I think I played too the moon but I have no memory of it

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I should replay space funeral

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Oh shit that claymation game

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Suits is a good one

thick cedar
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As far as I'm concerned, this is canon

storm jungle
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no

shadow plover
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Have Guilliman and the Lion even met again yet

storm jungle
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Still not yet no lmao

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Probably being saved for a novel or a warzone rulebook

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or just a random ass page on White Dwarf idfk with GW

shadow plover
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yeah, will probably happen next edition

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ganging up against Fulgrim

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty likely.

paper haven
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Fulgrim does need to be humbled

tough haven
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And from the dlc, voices of the empyrean is really good for a area you’ll probably only go to once for under 10 minutes

plush mason
paper haven
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Theoretically, no

plush mason
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like, i doubt any servant of Slannesh can feel or understand humility

tough haven
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Hmm, now I gotta come up with a small local patron Saint for my setting, I’m trying to come up with something that really showcases the imperium being awful for the average person

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Like uhh Jeff the patron saint of manufactorum workers who bravely gave his life on his 42 hour shift delivering the final box of ammunition that put down a mutant uprising

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Thoughts?

shadow plover
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Little Tim the patron saint who died of starvation when his father was slaving away 96 hour work shifts at the manufactorum

storm jungle
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He didnt get a reward, he didnt get anything, but hey the government is happy he did his "duty" at least lol

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theres a lot of examples you can conjure up from stuff like that

gray umbra
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Im pretty sure thsy mcdonalds worker got fired

storm jungle
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LMAO

queen laurel
rocky gale
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The location got massively review bombed and yea apparently the worker didn’t notify a manager and step out before calling the police so she got fired for breaking company policy

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

also didnt get paid

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deserved

dusk patrol
#

It wasn’t a worker it was a customer

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Although technically I don’t think we know at all who it was, but reports were it was a customer.

And there’s no evidence they didn’t get paid out, people have just said they didn’t.

It’s what people want to happen.

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And people didn’t even review bomb the right McDonalds mostly

rocky gale
#

They were reporting that customers originally noticed him and talked amongst themselves about it but it was employee who overheard and reported him

dusk patrol
#

I’ve heard both tbh, they’re not gonna reveal who it was anyways.

But in terms of people not getting money for tips, of all cases almost are are just cause it was partial info or something, especially for this high profile of a case they have every incentive to pay out. It’s not that much money in the grand scheme.

gray umbra
#

Fed would tax half the payout anyway

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Cries in bonuses

rose thorn
#

Are blood angels bringing a lot of heroes?

#

This seems like a weird battalion

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Or what ever subfaction wee called again

hallow saddle
#

I heard the manager did call

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I think the fired thing has gotta be bullshit lol

#

I bet 90% of what we've heard is complete bullshit haha

tough haven
hallow saddle
#

Me review bombing the main McDonald's.com website

dusk patrol
#

The reviews will be wiped by Google and whatever

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I wouldn’t be shocked if they got more business after it dies down

shadow plover
#

In the deep end

crystal forum
#

the no payment is true though

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FBI keeps a database of criminal information rewards and the one for the killing hasn't been touched

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FBI somehow being the only american institution that keeps others somewhat accountable

young pecan
#

Except instead of it being for something they can't help it's for their own stupidity

spare osprey
#

So imperial beastmen are a thing, and during the great crusade they were treated a lot better

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so do yall think a Minotaur could’ve been in the imperial army?

warped igloo
#

i think they'd kill a minotaur mutant like

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immediately after birth

spare osprey
#

Really?

outer wave
#

Ehhhhh screening for mutants can be lax

storm jungle
#

It highly depends but like yeah the Imperium is extremely racist as it is lol

outer wave
#

^

storm jungle
#

its possible but just shaky

spare osprey
#

As it is ye, I’m talkin emperor era tho

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Cause ik they were more lenient on beastmen specifically back then

outer wave
#

Great Crusade era?

spare osprey
#

Mhm

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I’m highly debating making a Minotaur solar aux character but I ain’t about to do it if it’s like impossible

outer wave
#

Well, it was at a time where humanity wasnt prone to chaos worship (before, you know) soooo I imagine they'd be okay with one?

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But I doubt they were treated well, just tolerated

spare osprey
#

Makes sense

tough haven
# storm jungle He didnt get a reward, he didnt get anything, but hey the government is happy he...

Saint Augustine, local patron saint of Duty. St. Augustine was a manufactorum worker, diligently performing her 18 hour shifts producing munitions to help in the war against the enemies of humanity. But when seditious dissidents arose during her shift, she performed her blessed duty and informed the enforcers of their blasphemous plans, and the dissidents were given imperial justice. Afterwards, St. Augustine graciously accepted the Emperors peace to prevent the spread of heresy, forgoing the promised reward of ration cards.

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Thoughts?

storm jungle
#

Make it something like a few workers hiding mutants with the barest hint of "genetic divergence" but that co-worker gave them up and their families and now they are doing their sworn task off on a penal camp somewhere, though do keep the ration card thing thats funny lol

tough haven
#

Just so they don’t have to give them it

storm jungle
#

Hey whatever works KEKW_ogryn

outer wave
#

Its the Imperium; make them do a lil silly

tough haven
#

And of course imperium spins it like they humbly laid down their life

#

It’s less believable to be executed for witnessing mutants though

#

Heresy sure

storm jungle
#

fascists are fascists so you can largely do anything

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its always funnier when bootlicks who support said regime end up also being at the crosshairs of it for "doing the right thing" KEKW_ogryn

tough haven
#

Bravely gave her life so that the accursed mutation would not spread

storm jungle
#

yeh

queen laurel
#

I finally have a defense mechanism for this specific type of warhammer issue

storm jungle
#

to be fair felinids have never been really hard to correct

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hate this fanbase as usual though

crystal forum
#

watch somebody depict felinids as furries and the whole community go insane

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

noooo not my pure innocent catgirls

storm jungle
#

this has been happening for years

#

😭

queen laurel
humble shoal
#

👍

dapper gyro
#

Space Wolf has furry for decades.

green loom
#

L<AO

queen laurel
#

Just glorious

humble shoal
#

who is ready for great horned rat day

rose thorn
#

Oh yeah @queen laurel infantry ironjawz is good, kruleboyz got nerfed to the ground, and big wahggg is the best way to play orruks

queen laurel
#

The rule that combines

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Armies

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That one or am i tripping

rose thorn
#

They nerfed kruleboyz so much for no reason

queen laurel
# rose thorn Yeah

Okay so infantry iron jawz are the best right now but how did the krule boys come to the occasion ?

#

Yeah like you said they are very much nerf to the floor

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Iron jawz cav got nerfed

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They did the thing they aren’t supposed to do and balanced around BIG WAGHHH instead of their own factions

queen laurel
#

At least from what i heard

rose thorn
#

Over priced

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Kruleboyz tricks got fucked so bad

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They changed it to your turn only, and made the teleport on the hero phase instead of the movement phase

queen laurel
#

But then they decided to just absolutely gut all of the changes like that

#

Huh

rose thorn
#

Yes

queen laurel
#

I absolutely have nothing to say

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Like wasn't the changes they were implementing literally perfect on making the big WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH not that did the anymore because you can play

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Just what army you want

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But then they just punch that

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Sometimes i do not understand how gw works

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Like 48%

#

Ironjawz were like high 30s

queen laurel
#

Ironjawz

rose thorn
#

People are doom posting but I trust the AOS team to fix kruleboyz

queen laurel
#

Even with the iron jaws i'm a bit confused

rose thorn
#

Oh because a French guy did really good

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And got 4th

queen laurel
#

Like yes you said they got nicer infantry now and they are basically elite maniacs but like what's the point of nerfing the boars

rose thorn
#

They balanced around big wagh which is always stupid and bad and no one likes

queen laurel
#

I just feel like it's a weird thing because i'm pretty sure we had conversations where it's not even that good

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Gargants are bad but that’s important

#

If they are op then it breaks a lot of things

queen laurel
#

Make sense that's their entire thing they are literally easy to counter

rose thorn
#

Gitz are higher up

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Ogors are insanely op

queen laurel
#

Make sense they have gotten some sweet things after all

rose thorn
#

But got nerfed

#

And now are okay

queen laurel
#

Okay good

#

So with the exception of the giants

#

Kruleboyz literally got shafted for no reason other than because some guy very well

rose thorn
#

There’s 2 possible results of the battle tome

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Either they fix kruleboyz

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Or they nerf the entire battle tome

#

Because big wahhh will be op

queen laurel
#

Like seriously why would you balance an entire faction off of a single ability

#

Even though both parts of the army literally are complete opposites

rose thorn
#

Big wagh was an old world thing that carried into AOS

queen laurel
#

But like come on seriously

Playing Ironjawz is the complete opposite of playing krule boys

rose thorn
#

I really think big wagh will break the meta

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Everything about it is significantly better than anything in the battletome

queen laurel
#

Because from what i'm hearing

queen laurel
#

They are going to need it

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Yea, iron jawz will be okay by them self, it’s just kruleboyz doesn’t have enough

queen laurel
#

Infantry upon infantry

rose thorn
#

I think iron jawz causally will be fun and fine

queen laurel
#

Like you would very rarely find use cases for the boars

rose thorn
#

Kruleboyz will struggle since you won’t have a faction ability if you roll low enough

queen laurel
#

It seems

queen laurel
#

But man i do not feel good for the Kruleboyz

rose thorn
#

Also kragnos continues to ruin the game balance

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

He already was

queen laurel
#

Why am i not surprised

rose thorn
#

The best comp kruleboyz tacitic was the rail gun

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You get a sloggoth kraggy and then teleport people into them and launch them into the enemy

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Yeah

queen laurel
#

I mean the guy is cool or wise he is a giant centaur that can cause earthquakes just by stepping

#

But table top wise!

rose thorn
#

Its just the orruks that need him tbh

queen laurel
#

At least when you play with the other destruction factions you don't have to worry about him

rose thorn
#

Are you hype for the ogor refresh?

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

If I like the new asthetic I mightget them

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

They have lik 4 vibes going on which is weird

#

They have the winter monsters, Mongolians, pirates, islander stuff

queen laurel
# rose thorn They have lik 4 vibes going on which is weird

I only see two being the first one

The Gutbusters which is like their most traditional they charge in because they're giant monsters that can batter enemy lines like nothing and of course they are also mercenaries so they have a lot of pompous clothing

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And the beast claw

#

Which is weirdly a mixture of yes monsters and like norse mythology i think

#

With all about that eternal winter and stuff

rose thorn
#

The fire belly is the islander vibe and the lead belly’s are like the pirate stuff

queen laurel
#

Or Maneaters

rose thorn
#

My favorite model in the army

queen laurel
# rose thorn

Imagine dedicating your life to learning fire magic only for an ogre to eat a spicy lizard and learn what you did in a span of like few minutes

queen laurel
# rose thorn

Yeah but i'm going to be honest i can see like what

The two different ogre types is just like, giant armored mongolians that charge brutally into war and have a penchant for working as mercenaries

The other one is followed by an eternal winter and is littered with norse mythology related stuff i think

rose thorn
#

Yee that’s how it is on tabletop

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Idk how much I like ogors since a lot of stuff I like on them is in fec

rose thorn
#

Flesh eater courts

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Cannibals
Scrap armor and metal
Yummer meat

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

I love cannibals <3

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

ITS SO GOOD

#

UHG FEC HAVE THE BEST LORE

#

It’s perfect

#

It ties into setting so well and feels so organic

#

I’ve been writing my custom court

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Hard to say

#

FEC are a very good meme

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Yes

queen laurel
#

There you go there's your answer

rose thorn
#

But they are also gremlins

#

They are nobles and have histories in tradition

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Yeah but they are actually pretty Magic

#

Oh I forgot to say the iron jawz wizard army might be good

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

There’s only 1 guy who can semi consistently escape the illusion

#

Grand justice goremayne

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He has visions of reality

#

So he murdered ush’s second hand man and escaped through the tunnels

#

When ush asked how the fuck he escaped the capital of FEC

#

It turned out he can read so Ush made him grand justice enforcing the law of skull and bones across each of the kingdoms

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Horrors?

#

Maybe

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

The battletome is like 5 bucks right now lol

queen laurel
#

I only have the third edition once right now because well

#

Getting fourth edition battle tomes is going to be a whole other issue for me

#

I'm just going to have to wait on that one for a while

rose thorn
#

Well FEC will release after the destruction factions

#

I imagine we will get a staggered release like

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‘small release (orruks)’ ‘big release (git mob for GSG)’ ‘small release (idk) ‘big release (ogors)’

queen laurel
#

Because when new fourth edition tomes like i said releases, i can't really get them

rose thorn
#

Ye

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Also FEC are dirt easy to paint

#

I FORGOT THE FEC HAVE LOOSE BREASTS WHOOPS

#

I was so fuckinh confused looking at one of my models

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

The new models are very detailed but still pretty easy

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

I heard he’s pretty easy if you use contrast

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Still easy for a big named guy

#

His jewelry will be hell

tough haven
#

What’s some interesting random minor events that might happen in a hive? To just kinda portray every day life/hazards, doesn’t have to be bad

#

Rn I only have stuff like being pick pocketed and things like that

#

I don’t read enough warhammer crime or necromunda to get enough ideas for slice of imperial life

#

And that’s a shame

#

Maybe a shady data broker offers to buy/sell info to the party?

storm jungle
#

Honestly just make it a mix of industrial accidents, people being mass-levied for the guard, sent off to camps, religious uprisings, etc

#

look some stuff up on the wiki

tough haven
#

What are two sects of the ecclesiarchy that if they are arguing about theology would pose a interesting dilemma for the PCs to weigh in on

#

I legit only know the names of some of the sects

#

I don’t actually know imperial theology

storm jungle
#

Literally any sect or ones you can make up.

#

also again, you should look up the wiki

tough haven
#

Oh true

summer mural
#

games getting updates

#

might be time to reinstall

#

I havent played in a hot minute

#

the only 40k thing Ive been playing recently was chaosgate

#

chaosgate is hard

storm jungle
#

hard because it makes me fall asleep

summer mural
#

but you get to purge

#

it does become quite a drag to play it though

storm jungle
#

Yeah i meant that sorry

#

like 1h matches are just oof

#

I never touched the game after I got these

#

its fun but FUCK ME its so slow sometimes

summer mural
#

goddamn dilara

#

I can barely clear it on normal

storm jungle
#

LMAO

summer mural
storm jungle
#

Dont worry I cheesed the game on every oppoturnity.

#

That + lots of free time during summer

summer mural
#

how

#

ITS HARD

storm jungle
#

gonna be honest

#

I dont remember

summer mural
#

maybe I should just use the op teleports on interceptor

#

and stop using the assassins

storm jungle
#

LMAO yeah

#

I only used Vindi

#

because haha long range get fucked

summer mural
#

I just use the assassins because its nice to see some assassin representation

#

instead of pepega marine

#

plus the callidus can actually disguise herself and the vindicare can instakill people

#

and the berserker guy can kill himself

summer mural
#

bodytight skinsuit ass yes

storm jungle
#

No like

#

seriously

#

the female culexus has the entire bakery

#

GYATT

summer mural
#

i dont think Il ever get around to trying culexus

#

well I will if I make it far enough

storm jungle
#

Shes very sturdy so try it if you can, but deffo not the one i use the most

summer mural
#

vindicare is definitely super reliable ive found

#

you just park him somewhere and he kills dirty unwashed cultists

storm jungle
#

Yeah its great

#

even more hilarious since cultists in this game are a Avengers tier threat

summer mural
#

well

#

someone spoiled part of the game for me and told me a certain important primarch guy just shows up

#

and then you wail on his ass and send him crying back home

storm jungle
#

Mortarion was literally advertised in trailers so dont worry

#

AND

#

Hes after some fucking mcguffin called the Morbus

#

reminder

#

this game came out around the same time as Morbius/meme-craze

summer mural
#

its morbus time

storm jungle
#

YEP

summer mural
#

yes

storm jungle
#

legit perfect timing

#

but yeah Morty's role in the story is minimal dont worry

#

just stack up

summer mural
#

I had like no 40k games to play , and now all of a sudden ive got a massive list thatl never end

#

chaosgate, sm2, rogue trader

#

darktide

proven needle
#

Rogue Trader is the goat

summer mural
#

so ive heard

storm jungle
#

Finish Dickgate, then SM2 then probably interchange between DT/Rogue Trader

proven needle
#

I abandoned Chaos Gate for now. So bored of the fights 😕

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

We talked about that above

#

when i first played it I lowered the difficulty to the easiest one because i was here for the plot

summer mural
#

also the greyknights in chaosgate make me laugh, whenever they run out of ammo, which is a lot, they just start screaming " BROTHER I MUST SANCTIFY MY AMMUNITION!"

storm jungle
#

Its perfectly "space marine novel" seeing as they also had an actual BL writer for it.

#

Go get mcguffin

#

Defeat bad guys

#

Daemon primarch shows up

#

We beat his ass

#

Good guys win

#

lol

outer wave
#

Bruh

storm jungle
#

hehehe

proven needle
#

Now I have Heinrix cutting up everything with a chainsaw, it's great 😃

storm jungle
#

Heinrix is a true husbando

summer mural
#

its nice they make it a point to constantly remind you grey knights are not like other marines, like they have clean armor and they enter battlefields saying " dont worry, no one knows we're here"

#

and then you blow up like the whole map

storm jungle
#

Thats my favorite part

#

Best of the Imperium

#

Dies to some homeless cunt with a autogun

#

"DUARGH-"

summer mural
#

DUARGH Is so perfectly how their death cry is

proven needle
#

I play noble officer, I chuckle every time I cast, "You, serve me" on Heinrix.

storm jungle
#

I listened to WAY too many space marine death voicelines in DoW its etched into my brain

tough haven
#

I like having heinrix just for him to protest any time I give a serf a third meal for the day or something

#

“Erm actually lord captain, it’s against the codes of the imperium to do so”

#

🤓

#

Does anything really get locked out if you ||kill yrliet in act 3?||

storm jungle
tough haven
storm jungle
#

Shes completely aware of how awful dark eldar are yet completely trusts them because "plot". Marazhai even makes fun of her being so stupid when you ask him about it so its even more stranger

tough haven
#

I wonder, how does that book play out if you don’t have her, I’ve never not taken her

storm jungle
#

but if its a repeat playthrough yeah go for it

tough haven
#

But if I don’t kill her than all my party will be mad at me

#

I probs won’t though

#

I can’t bring myself to do it cause like you said

tough haven
# storm jungle but if its a repeat playthrough yeah go for it

Someone told me about a ending where if you keep both yrliet and marhazai and don’t do their quests, they can become harlequins, but if seen no proof beyond this Reddit post, I hope it’s real cause that would be cool, but then I have to keep marhazai

storm jungle
#

they get mad at EVERYTHING

#

then you go

#

"Im the rogue trader stfu"

rose thorn
#

the new tf2 comic is really really good

storm jungle
#

"ok FINE"

storm jungle
storm jungle
tough haven
#

I can’t just let it go unpunished

#

Even if she was punished in the dark city

storm jungle
#

Yeah if its a repeat playthrough just do what you will

storm jungle
#

Hey give it a try

dusk patrol
#

Kill Idira and Marty the Drow

proven needle
#

I killed Yrliet before Commoragh 🙈 because... dogmatic.

dusk patrol
#

Save the rest

proven needle
#

Thanks for taking me to your leaders. You have served your purpose. Now die.

dusk patrol
#

If your defense she really did trust you way too fast

storm jungle
#

To be fair she probably thought she found a rare human whos not a singleminded dumbass

#

Relatable honestly

crystal forum
#

i'll show you evil xenos we're dumber

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

Oh hey the realms of ruin game is literally Dawn of war aos

storm jungle
#

Yeah just uh

#

Really badly done

#

Rip

rose thorn
#

its been update im watching my partner play right now

#

it seems pretty alright

#

still wish aos would egt a relaly good game

#

you know what would be awesome for aos

#

like an rpg game

#

gonna keep note of that

opaque coyote
#

Just finished reading the TF2 comic

#

uh

#

god damn does it feel surreal to finally see it concluded

#

and also in an actual satisfying way too

storm jungle
#

I felt it was pretty rushed

#

but the average tf2 fan will like it so its fine

opaque coyote
#

gonna feel a bit "rushed" no matter what

#

yk?

tough haven
storm jungle
tough haven
#

also my save is grimdark so I cant reload if I waste it

tough haven
#

also unless I can be reasonably certain its real I dont want to do it because then I'll have to put up with marhazai for the whole game

opaque coyote
# storm jungle yeet

Also ||“All the rounds of TF are conducted to torture an immortal resurrected Zephaniah Mann"|| is a fucking crazy reveal

storm jungle
#

"it isnt petty revenge"

#

BRO IT ABSOLUTELY IS

#

LMAO

opaque coyote
#

And judging by the different ways the Adminstrator's parents uh

#

died

storm jungle
#

bitch kept that cunt alive forever

#

lmao

opaque coyote
#

I doubt she even remembers why exactly

#

Basically the equivalent of going through the motions

opaque coyote
#

...also it would've been funny if we got to see Pyro start to take off the mask, but the comic switches to the next scene before we could see it

#

So Portal 2 ended the portal series

#

Team Fortress 2's comic ended

#

I think the only one left is Half Life

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Also now my permanent Headcanon is that Olivia Mann is basically the next Hale.

arctic talon
#

player destruction

#

collect 17$

opaque coyote
#

Imagine her suplexing a tiger

arctic talon
#

usd(in Korean won)

opaque coyote