And then they went with Shalaxi and the nurgle dude for similar reasons
#40k-lore-chat
hallow saddle
queen laurel
Kairos Fateweaver is the name
queen laurel
And then they went with Shalaxi and the nurgle dude for similar reasons
Rotigus yeah
arctic talon
Yeah rotigus, kairos and Shalaxi all share a kit
Skarbrand was also ironically a 40k release
Because whfb was in the process of being taken out back
And shot
queen laurel
Skarbrand was also ironically a 40k release
A 40K release but he was in warhammer fantasy
yeah i give up with GW man i don't know how they work
arctic talon
A 40K release but he was in warhammer fantasy
Because whfb was dead
Lol
Same applies to all the newer khorne minis
Or it wasn’t dead
hallow saddle
Oh yeah lol, the bloodthirster kit does not build skarbrand, that's wild
arctic talon
I should specify it was going to die soon
celest dome
ET release
arctic talon
Yeah but he never got whfb packaging
queen laurel
Because whfb was dead
i see
arctic talon
In any case whfb is imo a case of the system fucking sucking to play
shadow plover
Wasn't Skarbrand model released after AoS release
arctic talon
And GW doing way too little way too late
arctic talon
Wasn't Skarbrand model released after AoS release
No
It was khorne daemonkin release
shadow plover
AoS was launched in summer 2015 and Skarbrand fall 2015, no?
arctic talon
Uhhh
hallow saddle
My fav keeper of secrets is the forge world one, Zaraknyel. But you have to glue each individual fookin' spike on his leg and arm, absolutely wild
arctic talon
You might be right actually
hallow saddle
So obviously I did not buy that
arctic talon
The FW greater daemons are all very cool
hallow saddle
And I think he's quite small
arctic talon
Size of the normal one iirc
shadow plover
and Kairos a year or two after Skarbrand so neither were around when WHFB was still about
queen laurel
I know the lord of change is fucking huge
hey wolf i am reposting this image but was this art for fantasy or 40k
arctic talon
Which art
queen laurel
queen laurel
It is very ambiguous though
that's true
hallow saddle
green loom
Nightmare blunt rotation
crystal forum
i bet it smells like musk
shadow plover
This really happened
crystal forum
This really happened
huh i never knew fabius bile saved fulgrim
also i never even thought about whether primarchs have black carapace
vagrant fox
I've assumed since the custodes don't need them (iirc) the primarchs probably didn't either
spare osprey
This really happened
i didn't know
that the bullet literally went smooth across his skull
that shit was so funny to me for some reason
storm jungle
that the bullet literally went smooth across his skull
are we sure Fulgrim isnt a Darktide forums user
crystal forum
I've assumed since the custodes don't need them (iirc) the primarchs probably di...
yeah same. if anybody can afford to use dark age era power armour that doesn't require black carapace, it's primarchs
plus they're so insanely strong already
shadow plover
they don't say that they have the black carapace, he just believes so and I think he is WRONG
green loom
They can potentially lift up a titan, carrapace or no their armour probably comes nowhere near the threshold of weight that they need effort for
I do find the thought funny though that since their armour has limited range of movement they have to actively memorize where and how their armour can break since if they just move howewer they'll rip it off themselves 
gray umbra
They probably dont really need any of the benefits a black carapace would provide
tough haven
Do you guys prefer tech priest voices to be completely expressionless or with limited range of emotion? Personally I prefer limited range of emotion, but the zero emotion can be fun sometimes
gray umbra
I like the autistic savant approach
Where they obviously have emotion but are super awkward at expressing it
I really like hadrons sarcasm module
tough haven
Kayex's is a nice one though
Same
queen laurel
Kayex's is a nice one though
yeah he's that nice mix of being mechanically lacking an emotion but also very expressive
tough haven
yeah he's that nice mix of being mechanically lacking an emotion but also very e...
Thats my favorite flavor of tech priest
spare osprey
Do you guys prefer tech priest voices to be completely expressionless or with li...
character by character imo
humble shoal
Voices can be changed and upgraded
dusk patrol
I like voice
humble shoal
I like when he gets mad and you can hear his rage in the carnival
gray umbra
Binary screeching
crystal forum
they don't say that they have the black carapace, he just believes so and I thin...
his reasoning is a bit weird too. i dont think black carapace would suddenly allow primarchs to shrug off large caliber bullets since every astartes would be invincible in that case
plus i dont even think black carapace canonically gives any extra resistance on its own. it's just an interface
maybe he confused black carapace with carapace armour
tough haven
plus i dont even think black carapace canonically gives any extra resistance on ...
If it does its probably marginal, like just an extra layer of bone
dusk patrol
Astartes bones are the primary thing stopping any bullets if they get shot by lower caliber rounds
tight stratus
Been using a mod to take camera freeflight in the lobby
never noticed these funny lil guys before
glorified security cameras?
tight stratus
Fair enough XD
storm jungle
The hub area also changes with every big update so they might be new, never noticed em before
crystal forum
larmoth these are random words and numbers to me
however i am interested in what a flesh eater is
tight stratus
I wanted to get some shots for my stream when I stream darktide on twitch. I have a Zealot Vtuber thing but a Daemonhost behind me that reads TTS
Some backdrops I recorded which I think are quite nice:
rocky gale
larmoth these are random words and numbers to me
My AoS army just got buffed (It needed it)
crystal forum
pog
storm jungle
I wanted to get some shots for my stream when I stream darktide on twitch. I hav...
The scenery work in general in most of the levels is spectacular yeah.
Even that static shot of just that subtle candle strobe/glow effect is great
tight stratus
Definately
took this one as well
its why I noticed that secutiry servo skull
some really interesting models...outside the map I must say There's an entire valkyrie just sitting at the very bottom of the map
Im guessing thats the loading screen
static wren
its also surprisingly small, I dont see how 25000 peeps cram in that spaceship
tight stratus
If you're icon is the same one i viewed yesterday I really enjoyed your darktide personalities video
glad you enjoyed :D
storm jungle
its also surprisingly small, I dont see how 25000 peeps cram in that spaceship
A large majority or at least 80-90% of Imperial ships are made up of slave labor/underdeck-hands etc. Its where they usually get crammed into those cavernous places.
The moruningstar even as a frigate is sitll a pretty big ship
static wren
Yea I was thinkin' brahms has been very generous with the accommodation
storm jungle
Lmao yeah we are the lucky few being in the upper decks
its in the lower decks where you find the more populous undesirables
static wren
sheesh
tight stratus
whats actually rendered when I viewed it I think. Really love how little you need to do to give the impression of something grand
storm jungle
Yeeee its really well done
its all about POV illusions
with the right angles the human brain is very easy to trick
humble shoal
Ships follow the hive organization
The trex is at the bottom
alongside the chaos cult, and the local death cult
spare osprey
The Mourningstar has a t rex?
static wren
this is the hub ain't it?
spare osprey
well i'll be damned
tight stratus
yeah i could be off, it was a rough estimate from my time flying around 10 minutes ago 👍
hallow plover
I thought brunt was missing
static wren
here it is on the mourningstar I remember flying out with free cam a few weeks ago
spare osprey
god i can't imagine how bad it'd be as a member of the slave-crew on an imperial ship, let alone chaos
tight stratus
Eugene Wheeler seems to do just fine, don't know why you're complainin'
humble shoal
Pretty much as bad as the average hive city citizen
static wren
fighting a beast of nurgle would also be a life destroying calamity for most people too but we are baller as heck 
humble shoal
fighting a beast of nurgle would also be a life destroying calamity for most peo...
We are a warrier
spare osprey
speakin of ships
something i've wondered for like ever
y'all think a void born could become a space marine?
static wren
alright warriors, today we'll be killing rinda for the 15th time here we go
hallow plover
Would a Mourningstar mission/operation be possible?
spare osprey
a boarding action (defending or attacking) would be cool
tight stratus
Void born? I will have to look into what these people are. To the lexicanum i go
hallow plover
Shit would have to go bad though
humble shoal
y'all think a void born could become a space marine?
Void born are the ones with no souls?
tight stratus
"Void Born are Imperials who are not born on the Imperium's worlds, but instead within the void of space. This includes asteroid mining installations, Space Stations and spacecrafts, with some void born being born as these vessels travel through the Warp.[1]"
spare osprey
humans born in space after multiple generations of being there
like the space farers in all tomorrows
but less fart propelled
tight stratus
Something called "Darkholders" as well which are related to Void Born
They sound like Void Born vampire witches
tough haven
tight stratus
I still love these guys and love the fact they're on our side of all things despite looking like they should be saturday morning cartoon villains
Would love to do a mission in Darktide where we're just trying to catch up with one of these in a mission or something and watching them pull of all kinds of crazy shit in front of our eyes
humble shoal
Would love to do a mission in Darktide where we're just trying to catch up with ...
Yeah keep the eversor like 2 hives away from me
tight stratus
What's more wild seeing an Eversor or a Beast of Nurgle?
Isn't the only reason we're seeing a Beast of Nurgle means that someone has royally fucked with reality itself for us to be fighting one?
dusk patrol
Would love to do a mission in Darktide where we're just trying to catch up with ...
This would be poor for our health
celest dome
What's more wild seeing an Eversor or a Beast of Nurgle?
Isn't the only reason ...
Eversor
dusk patrol
Any assassin is wildly rare
Culexus would be the rarest
But you’re not gonna see most of them anyways
And with an Eversor you might see a blur before it caps you while going by at Mach 2
They don’t play well with others typically
humble shoal
Yeah eversor
Eversor means the imperium no longer cares about the hive existing anymore
tight stratus
Hold up
plush mason
tight stratus
What sort of power level are we talking here for an Eversor
what COULDNT they kill easily
plush mason
a titan maybe
humble shoal
a titan maybe
Maybe
dusk patrol
Eversors have dueled Solitaries and taken on multiple CSM and CSM champions at once
They’re not all made equal
But still
Way above our pay grade
dusk patrol
And then he explodes
plush mason
a walking virus bomb
dusk patrol
Well not quite that but it’s a big boom
humble shoal
a walking virus bomb
Also one who does not understand what a friendly is
humble shoal
All of the other assasins are supposed to have a specific target
Not just general kill shit
tight stratus
Most of what I'm reading on Eversor's are that they are deadly. Almost always in cryostasis up until the very start of a mission, and actually survive for a very little duration of lifetime but because they're always in cryostasis, they actually live pretty long
Not much on the things they've done, killed etc
dusk patrol
Not much on the things they've done, killed etc
As said, dueled and beaten a small army of CSM, and Chaos Champions, good ones.
One dueled and almost killed a Solitaire, and ultimately did when it died and blew up.
Wiped out whole cults and cells of whatever
They’re not all the same level but
plush mason
eversors are deployed to sow terror behind enemy lines, they kill commanders and anything else they find iirc
humble shoal
And the thing is, they do not understand what a friendly is
dusk patrol
It takes two years minimum to approve one’s usage
dusk patrol
And the thing is, they do not understand what a friendly is
They do
They just don’t care
humble shoal
They just don’t care
Fair
dusk patrol
They’re all psychopaths, they love to kill
plush mason
you walk into the eversor's killzone thats on you
dusk patrol
They’re given carte blanche mostly but can be directed if needed
humble shoal
you walk into the eversor's killzone thats on you
You walk on the same planet as an eversor, thats on you
But yeah the other 3 assasins ypu wouldntnsee
tight stratus
Out of interest, wasn't the concept of us not only running into, but walking away alive from a daemonhost something incomprehensible up until Darktide?
I'm sure its not out of the realms of possibility
plush mason
daemon hosts range in power and threat level afaik
humble shoal
Out of interest, wasn't the concept of us not only running into, but walking awa...
The thing is, seeing an eversor deployed when there are still inquisitorial operatives is the part that doesnt make sense
dusk patrol
There generally dangerous but the ones were fighting are pretty basic
More powerful ones get wild
tight stratus
The thing is, seeing an eversor deployed when there are still inquisitorial oper...
gotcha, so things have to get a lot worse before they're deployed
humble shoal
Daemonhost boss: corrupted exprcists chapter sm
dusk patrol
These ones seem sloppily bound too
humble shoal
gotcha, so things have to get a lot worse before they're deployed
Yeah and even then
You would not see all 4
As their jobs are completely different
dusk patrol
It’s unlikely they’d ever get deployed tbh
plush mason
the 4 assassin temples rarely get along
tight stratus
I wasn't suggesting all 4, just to see one would be cool
humble shoal
It’s unlikely they’d ever get deployed tbh
Yeah because who are they targetting
dusk patrol
It depends but assassins are rarely used
And only for super key targets generally
Which this world doesn’t seem to be
humble shoal
Could see the blank ones if typhus shows up
plush mason
hell they had a whole ass civil war in the imperial palace at one point lol
gray umbra
wolfer isnt even the head honcho with how the grim protocols goes
dusk patrol
It’s actually Foxler
plush mason
on that note, i cant believe Rannik didnt know there was a cult untill now
humble shoal
on that note, i cant believe Rannik didnt know there was a cult untill now
He was hereticus not malleus
plush mason
i thought he was just keeping the crew in the dark
dusk patrol
It’s likely Grendyl has already requested as much help as he can and there hasn’t been an answer or there’s been rejections
humble shoal
It’s likely Grendyl has already requested as much help as he can and there hasn’...
It took the mourningstar 2 years to get there didnt it
dusk patrol
Especially with his unconventional method of fighting the war
plush mason
It’s actually Foxler
if that turns out to be the name of one of the three i will laugh my ass off
humble shoal
Wolfer has such a trustable face and nose
dusk patrol
Badgery is the last
celest dome
He had people on the inside
humble shoal
Still, zola going up to him and not commenting
celest dome
The whole Tancred bastion was an inside job
plush mason
what do you think happened to the ships that got the 6th on Atoma?
celest dome
they're trash anyway
humble shoal
what do you think happened to the ships that got the 6th on Atoma?
Probably corrupted
celest dome
what do you think happened to the ships that got the 6th on Atoma?
Not just to Atoma
They're most likely in allied hands
humble shoal
What do you think is gonna happen when hadron finds out there is a dark mechanicum on tertium
storm jungle
What do you think is gonna happen when hadron finds out there is a dark mechanic...
As the usual admech reaction to darkmech; annoyed
gray umbra
Intense sarcasm
celest dome
Just because you're an Admech that dabble in Chaos doesn't make you Dark Mechanicum...
hallow plover
Either annoyed (they're being hypocrites) or they straight up join them
plush mason
at most all she would say is "hereteks"
tight stratus
I think this is dark tongue for fantasy
do we have one for 40k
Lexicanum has barely anything and that one is from fandom
nevermind i think its 40k
celest dome
It's for both
storm jungle
The one you posted is fantasy but yeah its used for both
tight stratus
Ah my friend on voice call said much the same thing just now, thanks Dilara
Im not used to those worlds crossing over but apparently it used to happen a lot more
storm jungle
Yeah but that is a case of "haha funny references"
this is more "We are lazy and chaos is in both settings anyway who gives a shit yeet"
which is understandable
rocky gale
Warhammer Fantasy actually takes place on a temporally locked world inside the eye of terror.
rocky gale
GRRM told me so
storm jungle
rocky gale
The deal only just went through, it's too early to be excited for anything
storm jungle
We also literally have no idea whats it gonna be.
I doubt its gonna be something super high budget as GW rarely can ever scrounge up the money for that kind of content, unless they do a hail mary and funnel it all through the next few years into some big movie of sorts.
hallow saddle
i think amazon are funding it no?
cause they have the rights to make it, so i think theyre making it entirely and then gw approves the IP stuff
tight stratus
I doubt its gonna be something super high budget as GW rarely can ever scrounge ...
arn't they literally boasting record profits and expanding warhammer HQ into that old building connected to make room for a paint factory?
storm jungle
arn't they literally boasting record profits and expanding warhammer HQ into tha...
Yes but GW have always been penny pinchers.
even when we get high cut animation its like 3 episodes for a reason.
shit is expensive
gray umbra
Generally amazon shows have been okay so i dont think it would be bad
storm jungle
Yeah idk where the fear is coming from
they made about as many great adaptations as bad ones so like lol
tight stratus
watching a 20 minute amazon prime thing that goes past the trailer i saw on youtube now, looks good
gray umbra
I imagine its more anti woke doomposting
hallow saddle
fallout proved that if they get someone good to make it and then let them make it, it can be really good
storm jungle
I imagine its more anti woke doomposting
Yeah no it is
storm jungle
fallout proved that if they get someone good to make it and then let them make i...
BUT
MUH NCR
MUH SHADY SANS
WAAAA
hallow saddle
rocky gale
Imme need more Enclave simping in S2
storm jungle
fuck you and your dumbass sandtown
rocky gale
and Legion
storm jungle
Pls no
rocky gale
Season 2 is gonna be Legion vs Enclave and it's peak
storm jungle
if theres anything i hate more than Imperium apologists its Legion fucktards
gray umbra
Oh god
storm jungle
"Actually enslaving women and beating them up is perfectly okay"
mfer actual romans had more class than you
tight stratus
I read all of Jackits messages in half life professor voice
storm jungle
YEAH THAT TOO
EVEN HE ADMITS IT
Like doesnt he literally go
"Bro once im dead these morons will tear each other apart lmao"
gray umbra
Pretty much
humble shoal
Lanius has a cool helmet though
rocky gale
The Legion has like the most contingencies when it comes to leadership, like there's 5 different people who can end up leading it during the epilogue screen depending on whos dead or alive and what quests you do
It's cool
storm jungle
And they'd probably still brawl and fight each other
because at the end of the day they are dumbass roman larpers
gray umbra
Im a no gods no masters enjoyer
rocky gale
I dunno man, you get your face on a coin if you help Caesar
humble shoal
I dunno man, you get your face on a coin if you help Caesar
Im sold
storm jungle
The right answer is obviously mr house
The House always wins
well that and capitalism
🍔
tight stratus
me watching the 20 minute amazon prime video of secret level and shouting "WOAH IS THAT AN EYE OR A MOUTH"
Her: Both 😂
gray umbra
The pacman episode was unexpected
sacred ginkgo
That’s a game coming out
sacred ginkgo
It’s going to be interesting for sure
rocky gale
and if I remember rightly the coin is a reference to history where Caesar made a coin with his face on one side and Octavian on the other (Caesars Will would adopt Octavian as his son and he would go on to become Augustus the first Emperor)
So the ending implies that you become Caesars heir
So it's based
storm jungle
no
tight stratus
Friend just showed me what games workshop took from us
im in love with these old genestealer vehicles
humble shoal
The 👖
outer wave
I love limousine with a frontal train guard
tight stratus
All I could think of when seeing that car on the right was this:
storm jungle
tight stratus
i will say, Genestealer primarch or leader whatever Im glad got reworked
not a fan of bald fat git in throne
cool Xenomorph thing way better 👍
celest dome
Patriarch
crystal forum
hell yeah
tight stratus
Me trying to work out the limo on the right, with the blue tints
is that supposed to be a reflection of a city scape?
so creative
gray umbra
I appreciate that the one doing a wheelie has his hand on the throttle
hallow saddle
and hes got a rashad combat axe
gray umbra
A lot of the assets in game are labelled genestealer
hallow saddle
it actually looks like a rumbler or kickback
gray umbra
Grenade launcher i think
tight stratus
yes I think Dilara was saying that the other day to me that just a bunch of stuff is filenamed genestealer_glasses etc
hallow saddle
but its humie sized
gray umbra
tight stratus
oh yep, definately not a stub revolver haha
plush mason
nids got the motorcycle gang
just another reason they are the best
tight stratus
Red bandanna 🤔 Possible converted Catachan Jungle Fighter formerly?
I read some lore that apparently even Catachan Jungle Fighters that get converted to a Genestealer end up wearing their bandannas anyway because no matter how strong the brainwashing is, something remains from the Catachan bond that stays there fighting in the mind or something
thought that was super cool
hallow saddle
catachads
storm jungle
Red bandanna 🤔 Possible converted Catachan Jungle Fighter formerly?
I read som...
Lmao what
yeah thats probably made up
rocky gale
The bandana was probably just to hide their forehead ridges
storm jungle
crystal forum
and to look cool af
crystal forum
idk why im getting trans energy from the pic
storm jungle
yeet
crystal forum
it just has the aura
hallow saddle
trans-species
tight stratus
My bad it wasn't a genestealer
it was Kroots that ate them
the Kroot ate the jungle fighters but started acting differently and wearing the red bandannas afterward
opaque coyote
MUH SHADY SANS
Tbh the only thing that I found weird was the kinda confusing way that they uh
Kinda switch it's location?
But tbf, they also did that inbetween Fallout 1 and Fallou 2
So I guess it's tradition at this point to have Shady Sands basically be Bikini Bottom in that one episode
Could have also moved due to other reasons but I don't think that was
ever explained?
Either way, Shady sands is some type of spatial anomaly
loud badge
It's good
opaque coyote
The Fallout games were never accurate in terms of positioning of towns anyways. Mainly for gameplay
Unless of course, you want to walk 10,000 miles of desert '
loud badge
Unless of course, you want to walk 10,000 miles of desert '
I want to be able to do that
opaque coyote
Honestly IK this sounds like
fucking moneyshilling
But I do unironically want a remake of FO1 and Fo2
Keep the story the same
But with modern gameplay
Would also make it reasonable for why everything looks like shit
Because they're JUST recovering from the apocalypse
Honestly, if there is one thing I don't like, it's that Fallout 2 set a precedent for society evolving, and Bethesda
...
kinda ignored it?
Also the Brotherhood melting the NCR Gold Storage just to make caps the currency again
Like come on that
that wasn't necessary
rocky gale
When I'm in a misunderstanding Fallout's lore and themes competition and Bethesda walks in
tight stratus
Isnt taking an interest in nurgle strains like Grendyl is doing kinda sus
gray umbra
Nah its kind of his job
Its a constant fine line for inquisitors
Of course you get the purge first dont ask question types
tight stratus
Sure thing, I got another quest8ion
Grendyl speaking to us through the hologram, why was their multiple faces showing up? Was there any symbolism to read into there? Or just everything is faulty and breaking down?
gray umbra
Not sure if it was explicitly explained
My guess is he doesnt want to show his face
Assuming only his close circle knows what he or she looks like
opaque coyote
Grendyl speaking to us through the hologram, why was their multiple faces showin...
Literally just aesthetic
No other reason
gray umbra
Probably
opaque coyote
He's an inquistor
he can have a bit of fun
If you want a personal headcanon
I imagine them to be faces of old famous Inquistors
Or maybe his previous mentors
As if they are one continous "line" instead of mortal people
Servants of the God Emperor.
It doesn't matter his name
The title matters
A title held by hundreds of thousands
They are his word
and so they speak in unison
storm jungle
Grendyl speaking to us through the hologram, why was their multiple faces showin...
Anonymity.
We dont need to know who he is.
He just has a job for us, he knows most of the people in that room will likely not live for a week and its very possible its just a repeated/recycled transmission for each batch of new penal soldiers.
opaque coyote
He just has a job for us, he knows most of the people in that room will likely n...
What if the faces are from previous inquistorial recordings
Like a VHS tape being rerecorded
Over and over again
Multiple voices and multiple faces
But with the same message
storm jungle
What if the faces are from previous inquistorial recordings
Its definitely for anon-purposes.
opaque coyote
Its definitely for anon-purposes.
Yeah I just thought it was a cool idea for a sec
storm jungle
most Inquisitorial agents dont ever sometimes see the Inquisitor they work under.
opaque coyote
Like it's been rerecorded and overwritten so many times
that multiple faces just
appear throughout
Maybe it's thousands of years old
opaque coyote
I thought this was a Daemon, but she's a highly mutated Sorcerer
That is sick
Awesome
We need more mutant representation smh
rocky gale
She's such an icon tbh
tight stratus
I thought this was a Daemon, but she's a highly mutated Sorcerer
that was the demon i screamed at during watching and said "is that an eye or a mouth"
opaque coyote
https://i.redd.it/4uydpuezy46e1.gif
"Chaos forbid women do anything"
She says as she forcefully mutates an entire crowd of people.
tight stratus
sidenote: those old genestaler armoured limos
i cant find anywhere on ebay
they must be RARE
proven needle
The grenade Titus drops into the tank has a primary explosion and a secondary bright blue explosion once the corrupted fuel in the tank’s reactor explodes – who knows what unholy mixtures they were abusing its machine spirit with, but we can be sure the Omnissiah does not approve.
I thought the blue explosion was from what they placed on the side of the tank.
tight stratus
looking up genestealer limosuines
the absaloute contrast between these two google image results XD
rocky gale
tight stratus
aduibly laughed at that thank you
storm jungle
She's such an icon tbh
Waiting on the r34 art as we speak
shell mason
spare osprey
It’s kinda fucking amazing
what'd they change?
tough haven
crystal forum
viral halo
https://youtu.be/8WofzhQBn_4?si=ag0R4S1U4o19lVV3
this is satanic and hilarious
I know someone that does this for commisions and also does porn commissions with his self trained AI and makes BANK
rose thorn
what'd they change?
A lot
rose thorn
what'd they change?
I suggest looking at the document there is a section that sums up the changes
paper haven
Yeah right up until the legal aspects catch up with it and everything connected to AI crashes and burns
opaque coyote
looking up genestealer limosuines
I thought about like
A Genestealer being souped up in Power Armor for some reason
IDK maybe some Cultists went towards their patriarch
and decided
"Hey boss, we can soup you up"
noise of confusion
"We got some power armor and servitor pieces from our last raid. We can make you even more powerful."
noise of thought
communication towards Hivemind
Hivemind allows
noise of affirmation
"Cool"
Imagine this MF but with a bunch of power armor strapped to it
I think like a Mechanicus adjacent Genestealer cult would do it
Like the Bladed Cog
opaque coyote
Imagine this MF but with a bunch of power armor strapped to it
also guns
don't forget guns
paper haven
I really like the Noise of X answers.
opaque coyote
I really like the *Noise of X* answers.
I mean they communicate with telepathy
So I just thought that like
paper haven
Mental screech
"Hmm. Fair point."
opaque coyote
They don't really communicate via a language
They just sort of
Beam their thoughts and it's interpreted via the human(???) mind
Like you hear something vague and you interpret this as "Yes"
paper haven
Aren't the cultists basically being mind controlled too?
opaque coyote
Yeah but it's partially genetic
opaque coyote
Genetic mind control?
When you get kissed by a Genestealer. Your genetic code gets rewritten
Your consciousness kinda gets suppressed
But also not really
You think some of the actions you do are your own but it's not
Basically it rewrites your very instincts to serve the Tyranids
Think about how much of our lives are controlled by instinct
Hunger
Thirst
Lust
Etc.
Now imagine if all of those instincts are entirely rewritten
near wasp
also seing the genstealers as an embodiment of the emperor and that they will save your soul also helps
opaque coyote
That too lmao,
near wasp
faith is an important aspect of the soul in 40k
theres a reason genstealers take advantage of the humans natural affinity to worship beings
tough haven
Your consciousness kinda gets suppressed
It kinda just convinced you that all these things are things you wanted to do anyways
opaque coyote
It kinda just convinced you that all these things are things you wanted to do an...
noise of hunger
Cultist far away
"...I feel like buying some BBQ chips for the Herald of the Four Armed Emperor."
Actually now that I think about it
Do 5th gen Genestealers like
Have some human habits
arctic talon
lol this cover goes hard
opaque coyote
Like usually there's 4 generations before it resets back to a pure strain Genestealer
tough haven
lol this cover goes hard
It’s peak
opaque coyote
Like usually there's 4 generations before it resets back to a pure strain Genest...
But even that Genestealer has a bit of human features
Very minor
Usually like paler skin or something
And I wonder if they like... Have a couple of human habits
Not enough to disobey the hive mind
But I find it funny to imagine a Pure strain Genestealer getting into Video Games or something
near wasp
i mean they are human enough to decieve people
opaque coyote
i mean they are human enough to decieve people
I mean usually they uh
Forcibly give them a kiss
And brainwash them
Only around 3rd gen are they actually uh
Humanish? Enough
near wasp
just some casual indoctrination
opaque coyote
Lemme get the generation chart
opaque coyote
just some casual indoctrination
4th Gen are usually indistinguishable from humans
Except for being Bald because that's a sign of being evil
Just look at Horus-
But baldness aside. They are supposed to look completely normal
They just usually have pinker skin in art to differentiate them easier
Do not ask how the 5th gen happens. I doubt they know either.
arctic talon
They just usually have pinker skin in art to differentiate them easier
some are kind of pink in book and lore as well
generally speaking it varies™️
and besides
more odd skin colors/textures are considerded acceptable mutations
opaque coyote
generally speaking it varies™️
Mfs need some melanin
Imagine the Genestealer cultists going to a tanning salon
💀
opaque coyote
more odd skin colors/textures are considerded acceptable mutations
Unless if it's not.
But yeah true.
Ig it depends on genetics
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
Like sometimes 4th gens have regular skin tines
And sometimes they're just
A bit pinkier
"Why the fuck do you look like raw meat bruh-"
"I don't-"
"You look like you're sunburnt all over bruh. The skin is smoggy how the fuck did you manage that?"
"I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU!"
"With that dollar store ass Auto gun?"
"Fuck outta here bruh"
tough haven
I really love this video
that is all
just ork fact checking as a concept makes me laugh
I wish I had both versions seperately so I could use them as reactions on discord
arctic talon
crystal forum
thank you
tough haven
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5WKwpQWg8JQ
Lol, now that’s an approval video
tough haven
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8lU_1TZVRM?si=o6hZk9gizjc89BjO
Anyone know if there are separate versions of this meme? I can’t find them, just the two combined
tough haven
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jBDTXQkiv7c
He who knows nothing knows no fear
spare osprey
idc how desperate yo hive ganger ass is
if you gettin with THIS freaky mofo
you got a problem
tough haven
if you gettin with THIS freaky mofo
The psychic mind control:
I don’t think you really get a choice, which makes it even worse, shit ain’t even consensual
Btw is the Cain omnibus as enjoyable as say the Yarrick omnibus or any other imperium stuff
I am out of 40K books besides the imperial stuff so I’m wondering what to pick up
arctic talon
Btw is the Cain omnibus as enjoyable as say the Yarrick omnibus or any other imp...
Cains stuff is fine in moderation imo
opaque coyote
if you gettin with THIS freaky mofo
To be fair, you usually don't have a choice
opaque coyote
tough haven
Cains stuff is fine in moderation imo
Isn’t it like older lore?
arctic talon
It is kind of older
But it holds up
There’s also some newer ones
My issue with it is the plot is very samey
Between books
They’re fun though
celest dome
My issue with it is the plot is very samey
Same thing with ||Gotrek||
tough haven
To be fair, you usually don't have a choice
Also they don’t even do anything, they just inject you with some weird liquid from a strange organ in it’s mouth, kiss you for like 5 minutes and send you home to “spread the ideals of the Emperor Larval” it sucks
dawn zephyr
Can space marines die of old age?
shadow plover
yes but hasn't really happened
one was artificially/magically aged until he died or at least was very close to death
dawn zephyr
Assuming they don't die in combat, how long can they live?
shadow plover
thousands of years, Dante is something like 1500 years old
then Björn has been alive since the Heresy but he is interred in a Dreadnought
remote widget
Why is guilliman so scared about people learning about imperium secundus, and rotigus going out of his way to steal a book about it? It's no worse than imperium nihlus, no?
At the end of the last plague wars book, iirc
storm jungle
Why is guilliman so scared about people learning about imperium secundus, and ro...
Because Imperials are stupid and will think he was trying to usurp the Imperium.
Again dont apply your logical POV to literal ill-informed crazy medieval-mindsetted rulers and other people in big places on the Imperial bureucracy
south gorge
Hallowette refers to shipmistress brahms as Emora. Is me finding this information at all novel or has lore chat been hip to this? I just heard this line today!
storm jungle
Id say novel because the playerbase in general doesnt realise how much narrative stuff is packed into the most random passive dialogue chatter/mission banter
south gorge
Lol okay! I love little tidbits like this-- hope their talk goes well-- Hallowette doesn't seem like the kind of person to fit well in a public discord either; so I suppose it's warranted she squirrel her lore tidbits away
storm jungle
Yeah shes also a part of Brahms' crew tho hence the first-name basis
but at large shes more of a side-character compared to the main cast with Rannick, Zola, Morrow and so on
south gorge
A slippery member of Brahms' crew at that!
queen laurel
Yeah shes also a part of Brahms' crew tho hence the first-name basis
pretty sure she's a Senechal
south gorge
The amount of shit she's pulled with Mr. Melk is borderline comical.
queen laurel
basically making her brahm's right hand
arctic talon
Yeah she’s the senechal to Brahms
storm jungle
Also at her core shes a swindler
south gorge
Hallowette is one of the most senior and favoured members of Brahms' retinue. Alice manages the income and finances for Brahms due to her penchant for entrepreneurship and business. Often managing ventures in black-market trading, smuggling, and a variety of other illicit or underhanded activities.
As is typical of a Rogue Trader's crew, she is both a privateer and pirate...she will torture and dispose of any who threaten the profits and order of the ship in ever more creative ways.
storm jungle
Also that yeah uh, she does actively have people killed
even threatens Morrow sometimes but those are more empty threats
south gorge
Yes! With one of those poison pistols that fucking assassins use!!!
I forgor the name 
The needler ones
Hallowette is a Warmongher for sure.
manages her own active pirate fleet and everyfing]
storm jungle
well its less fleet more just a smuggler channel
queen laurel
even threatens Morrow sometimes but those are more empty threats
Bro she will shoot him with a needle pistol
she is strapped
storm jungle
well yeah its 40k you need to be strapped
queen laurel
well yeah its 40k you need to be strapped
that is true because you can't go anywhere without that thing on you
Because even in the calmest of places in warhammer there is something out there to kill you
south gorge
well its less fleet more just a smuggler channel
Ah, I was under the impression Brahm's merchant channel was more robust. I stand corrected.
storm jungle
Well hers is probably is
Hallowette is just running he rown side-gig to make extra credit since shes a smuggler at heart
humble shoal
Just watched the gloriana narrative trailer, swagger has some moves
(Also his backsas with rannick is impeccable)
storm jungle
Hes Res4 merchant'ing it all the way up
humble shoal
Yup
raven stone
Hes Res4 merchant'ing it all the way up
but then when are we getting "ballistics" /shitpost
crystal forum
YOU ARE JOKING YHRY RELEASED A FUCKING SONG
post it
rose thorn
Yea
queen laurel
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/s48clzhx/praise-the-emperor-w...
https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_warhammer40000_grotmas_detachment_orks_taktikal_brigade-bptrvln4gb-mutbkafvrt.pdf i'm also pretty happy for orks because they gave us blood axe representation
rose thorn
https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_warhammer40000_grotmas_detachment_ork...
Yee
queen laurel
Kommandos and stormboyz
rose thorn
There’s a lot of symbols on this guy I done recognize
Banner, belt buckle, shoulder pad
I’m really curious how they are gonna add to the game in the post HH
Just saying, if HH goes into the second founding like it’s hinted at, i could play my favorite chapter in the setting
libators my beloved
winged jacinth
Precisely one afaik
queen laurel
Are there ogryn psykers ?
yes, it used to be apparently not a thing but they are starting to appear more and more
fervent folio
Is it Nork Deddok ?
winged jacinth
One natural one
winged jacinth
There are artificial psyker ogryn mutant type guys in the necromunda lore but cassia is a real psyker
There will presumably be more as time progresses
queen laurel
Yes thanks to the current state of the warhammer universe psychic ogryns are becoming more and more a thing
fervent folio
Oh the hijinks the small brain of an ogryn could come up with given the infinite powers of the warp
winged jacinth
ogryn are just pooly educated, and being a psyker is apparently correlated to them being even more intelligent than average
queen laurel
Oh the hijinks the small brain of an ogryn could come up with given the infinite...
with proper teaching they can be smarter but since they are mostly used as giant battering rams
they are only given the barest of educations
winged jacinth
cassia can read and write and stuff since someone bothered teaching her
queen laurel
yes
winged jacinth
i think she speaks high gothic even lol
queen laurel
They can learn if you teach them but it's probably gonna take a while because they are like Cavemen
winged jacinth
if you threw a baby ogryn in the schola they'd probably do ok is the current stance i think
rose thorn
Are there ogryn psykers ?
Yes; source: necromunda awakened ogryn
winged jacinth
but the imperium intentionally keeps them from developing any intellectual culture
queen laurel
yeah because if they do they end up like the ones in necromunda
winged jacinth
i wonder if someone writing for the game read my messages about this a while ago because i started hearing lines about how "the future of mankind is psykers and ogryn" after my campaign to convince people that ogryn psykers were the perfect form of imperial human
winged jacinth
yeah because if they do they end up like the ones in necromunda
those guys get jammed full of chemicals and stuff i dont think they go to school
humble shoal
i wonder if someone writing for the game read my messages about this a while ago...
Werent smart ogryns only as smart as baseline humans
queen laurel
those guys get jammed full of chemicals and stuff i dont think they go to school
no but they did realize
humble shoal
Not like say custodes/primarch
queen laurel
because they became smarter, that the imperium treat them like slaves
winged jacinth
oh yeah that
yes that is the reason ogryn are not educated and get the bone'ead program
queen laurel
Werent smart ogryns only as smart as baseline humans
with proper info and teaching they can reach intelligence above your average warhammer 40K human
winged jacinth
i think my specific gag was that fabius bile was wasting his time on the New Men because ogryn existed and were even becoming psykers
crystal forum
https://youtu.be/gwTck53BImw?si=r5rsq9wrcw0tY6G3
you're LATE
tender roost
you're LATE
Hadnt been on my computer all day tbh so never noticed till then 
crystal forum
its just generic catholic shit
crazy how the use of organ.mp4, some chanting and some bass synth can make people coom
storm jungle
no
humble shoal
I've hired this Sister to stare at you
Why is she staring up
rose thorn
Why is she staring up
Religion
outer wave
I've hired this Sister to stare at you
She got some bad varicose veins going on with her face
rocky gale
That's a scar
outer wave
Damn she got varicose vein'd by someone
humble shoal
Remember that time the grey knights sacrificed sisters to khorne
crystal forum
Why is she staring up
crystal forum
Remember that time the grey knights sacrificed sisters to khorne
they didn't
humble shoal
they didn't
Sorry they made runes of protection with their blood to protect from khorne
remote widget
Sorry they made runes of protection with their blood to protect from khorne
Blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden thro... oh hey High Chaplain Greacris, what are you doing here
winter vessel
I've hired this Sister to stare at you
her height is 4'11 even with the power armor but she has to stare up at you
dapper gyro
The creation of SoB is so ironic. One of the best satire from GW.
storm jungle
its definitely the best kinda of era implementation
sand bloom
It's based off the late 18th century French Revolution and Reign of Terror during Robespierre's ascension; hell the era's called The Reign of Blood as a tribute, and Vandire is French name; the Sisters of Battle use French Catholic Fleur-de-lis, which was the symbol of the French coat of arms right before the revolution which installed Robespierre into power.
opaque coyote
crazy how the use of organ.mp4, some chanting and some bass synth can make peopl...
Me
I am that person
It's also why I love Dark Souls music
opaque coyote
I've hired this Sister to stare at you
Mfw somebody said "Damn the Thrones, I lost my change"
(They will die soon)
remote widget
Listening to dead sky black sun ATM, no where near as bad as some nurglite descriptions, daemonculaba almost sounds comfy
In a twisted way
opaque coyote
Fucking love this dude
Honestly ironically shows how terrifying the Droids should be
Emotionless
Logical
But able to adapt
Learn
torn marlin
gray umbra
opaque coyote
Also I wonder
So the Men of Iron, what few tidbits we have, are interesting
Apparently UR-025 has met the "real Omnissiah" and considers the Emperor false
So they do practice a religion similar to the Mechanicus
Possibly
Probably with less oil and shit
tough haven
Apparently UR-025 has met the "real Omnissiah" and considers the Emperor false
I want more UR-025 lore
Or just modern men of iron in general
opaque coyote
It also seems to
Although see itself above humanity
Also regret killing anything
Including humans
The Excinido Battle automata were made from the remains of Men of Iron as well
opaque coyote
I want more UR-025 lore
Also I kinda imagine one fighting similar to IG-11
Basically spinning around
Robotically shooting with utter precision
But still using tactics
Tanking shots
I thought of like writing an encounter with a man of iron
Tbh I always thought that there was a hierarchy of sorts
opaque coyote
Essentially UR-025 in my HC, is basically equal to like
A regular grunt in the Men of Iron ranks
Well before they all imploded somehow
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-gif-19910871
Would be cool but like... basically a party fighting a singular Man of Iron
tough haven
Well before they all imploded somehow
Zip bomb
opaque coyote
Zip bomb
The Emperor ended the Men of Iron conflict by sending a 39510 TB stash of porn to the Men of Iron Mainframes
tough haven
The Emperor ended the Men of Iron conflict by sending a 39510 TB stash of porn t...
Some shit that just made them decide life wasn’t worth it
opaque coyote
Honestly I always thought that a good percentage of them decided to just escape the Milky Way
It isn't stated HOW the conflict ended
And also it seemed that the motive for fighting was different and unclear
Probably multiple factions of MoI, humans, etc
opaque coyote
Yeah basically
That's how I like to think the war ended.
A good chunk of them decided it wasn't worth it
Fucked off
While the ones that remained got dismantled
humble shoal
What about the men of gold
opaque coyote
Unknown what happened to them
What they are
And they got supplanted by the Men of Stone
humble shoal
🪨
tall plinth
Can genestealers infest orks?
storm jungle
Genestealers can essentially infest any organic thing.
humans just make the best subjects because we breed like crazy and are much easier to hide within a society
humble shoal
Drukhari genestealers
humble shoal
Can they not infect the non-naturally born ones
rocky gale
Drukhari do sometimes infect themselves with genestealer shit because they think it's funny though
storm jungle
Can they not infect the non-naturally born ones
They can infect anything organic
arctic talon
Can they not infect the non-naturally born ones
That’s called the kiss
storm jungle
but also like
humble shoal
Need them to have sex to have hybrids
Ah
storm jungle
while they can exist the moment they get big they'd be exterminated. Commorragh is chaotic but also very tight-knit.
humble shoal
The spiky ones dont like competition for being spiky
storm jungle
I guess
humble shoal
The patriarch model is even spikier
storm jungle
yeah thats mostly to make it stand out since its a leader unit
humble shoal
Yee
humble shoal
But anyway assuming the 👖adopt the spiky dress of the drukhari, extra natural spikes put them a step above
rose thorn
trying to look up a stormcast eternals mod for total warhammer and its alto of people just being really toxic
on reddit and steam page lmao
god all these poeple do is bitch and complain i just wanna play a stormcast mod
gray umbra
Gamers
opaque coyote
So Batman would 100% get folded
But I wonder how badly he would get folded
Depending on what he uses
rose thorn
honeslty abtman woudl probs win
gray umbra
Does that night lord have a name
opaque coyote
Does that night lord have a name
Nameless Chaos Marine #103931
opaque coyote
honeslty abtman woudl probs win
The dude does fight Bane, whose strength class is in the lower end of 5-15 tons.
How much can a Space Marine lift?
Then again, SMs also have heightened reflexes
opaque coyote
Batman has plot armour
True lma-
celest dome
(But the writing would be sh!t as usual)
gray umbra
Batman would do some shit like disable the backpack to cut power and then some other bullshit idk
opaque coyote
Then again, SMs also have heightened reflexes
and also armor so it's kind of a moot point
opaque coyote
Batman would do some shit like disable the backpack to cut power and then some o...
Prep time (tm)
Honestly thought of it basically being equivalent to his first fight against Superman in Justice League War
Basically, he tries a lot of shit
Doesn't work
Gets folded but stalls for a while
This is assuming he doesn't know what an SM is
gray umbra
He does the green lantern thing but instead he accepts the power of chaos through a mcguffin but control it through sheer force of will
opaque coyote
Like he just found a Night Lord flaying somebody and is stopping it
gray umbra
In injustice therss some bullshit pill everyone takes so they survive getting punched by superman or something
opaque coyote
In injustice therss some bullshit pill everyone takes so they survive getting pu...
Tbf that's from Superman's blood
And also they run out of it quickly
...and also it gives you cancer
Even in the Injustice comics, Batman got folded so badly that he had to spend some time in a magical dimension just to recover
gray umbra
Ok i have an idea
What if fabius/belisarius cawl gets a superman geneseed
And everyone is a space marined connor kent
opaque coyote
(But the writing would be sh!t as usual)
Honestly I think the only way Batman can survive is if he literally gets lucky and finds out that disabling the Power Pack immoblizes the night lord
Or deducts it.
Space Marines are arrogant as shit, especially Chaos SMs. So he could use that to his advantage
Then again, they are arrogant for a reason.
And also the Power Pack may not even work because Chaos
The armor is probably powered by Chaotic juice
gray umbra
He would probably still have to disable the sm even after he disables their weapons
I imagine they could prolly still move around but just get slowed down
opaque coyote
Considering that he can survive Bane fucking crushing him often
He won't immediately die
opaque coyote
So Batman would 100% get folded
Also before I forget, art by @grimdorables
dusk patrol
Deus Bastardicus
arctic talon
gray umbra
What is high gothic supposed to be like
dusk patrol
Bastardized Space Latin
arctic talon
What is high gothic supposed to be like
Explicitly not a 1 to 1 of Latin like it’s depicted as for the sake of our readability
dusk patrol
It’s similar to Latin but it’s not the same
arctic talon
GW actually made an effort to hack up existing languages to shove into Latin
For this
gray umbra
Oh so literally just deus bastardicus
arctic talon
Yeah
opaque coyote
Explicitly not a 1 to 1 of Latin like it’s depicted as for the sake of our reada...
Biggus Dickus
You ever think this happened on an imperial world?
"I have a very great friend in Cadia named Biggus Dickus."
krieg soldiers try to hold back their laughter
opaque coyote
Even the most thorough of brainwashing and indoctrination cannot erase the inherit human desire to laugh at a dick joke
humble shoal
Krieg soldiers have zero reaction
The joplans then
Or whatever they are called
the ones with the funny outfits
opaque coyote
Yeah, I think the Cain books depict them as normal in their downtime. More rule following than usual but still regular.
Until battle comes and then it's like a switch is flipped
humble shoal
Until battle comes and then it's like a switch is flipped
Its all fun and games until its time ti dig a trench
storm jungle
lmfao
rose thorn
Lmao
storm jungle
the top to bottom choices are crazy
dusk patrol
She can make me worse
crystal forum
weirdo
green loom
Mmm this slop sure tastes like slop
torn marlin
