#40k-lore-chat

1 messages · Page 775 of 1

storm jungle
#

yeah its old news

#

LMAOOOO BRO

outer wave
#

H-How bad?

#

36 to 12?

humble shoal
#

Yeah still listen to that shit though because it is too fire

crystal forum
#

there's so many people you can fuck that are not children

#

i dont get it

storm jungle
#

yeah like our hand for starters

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

These miners should return to the mines 💀

dusk patrol
#

Mfw I get the golden play button

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

HAHAHAHAHDBSJA

storm jungle
#

Im still waiting for Markipler to turn out to be a pedo

#

hate that prick

crystal forum
#

lol

dusk patrol
#

Oh come on hes fine

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

Im sorry im a hater

dusk patrol
#

Like I don’t love him

storm jungle
#

but ill refrain fine

humble shoal
#

at least pewdiepie never did something controversial

outer wave
#

Can't believe she'd hate on the Wurferstache Man....

crystal forum
#

he's like an actually ok big youtuber

dusk patrol
#

Or his content but I hope he’s not a piece of shit

humble shoal
#

||cuts to bridge||

rose thorn
#

Remember when everyone was shocked that pewdiepie wasn’t a pedophile

storm jungle
#

lmao yeah

#

honestly its very funny to compare him from like 20 years ago to now

#

i grew up watching his Amnesia videos

#

such comfy times

crystal forum
#

meanwhile doctor disrespect

humble shoal
#

Hes getting jacked now

dusk patrol
#

Pewdiepie just posts adorable baby photos with his wife now on insta from Japan

storm jungle
#

^

gray umbra
#

Wasnt pewdiepie just a nazi or racist or something

humble shoal
#

Pretty much

storm jungle
#

Hes literally actually got a life now

#

which is pretty nice

humble shoal
dusk patrol
humble shoal
#

On stream

crystal forum
outer wave
gray umbra
#

Oh so your average internet guy

humble shoal
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

Yeah he just said the n-word accidentally which ngl i thought was fucking funny due to the entire drama around it lmao

crystal forum
#

like none of his previous stuff was ever edgy

gray umbra
#

I remember when he was big

dusk patrol
#

I don’t think he’s actually racist he was just in that era of doing overly edgy stuff for memes

humble shoal
#

Then wsj wrote a hitpiece

gray umbra
#

At least he grew out of it

humble shoal
#

And uh... uncharitably pulled stuff

outer wave
humble shoal
dusk patrol
#

I don’t think it was ok but like, it’s hard to stress how different the internet used to be

#

So many slurs

storm jungle
#

yeah it was just whatever

gray umbra
#

Its about the same depending on where you go

crystal forum
#

it wasnt that long ago

storm jungle
#

It was like 30 years ago its fine

crystal forum
#

but he's clearly not advocating for racist stuff

humble shoal
storm jungle
#

LOL

gray umbra
#

Instead people just doubledown on it being some violation of their free rights or something

dusk patrol
#

I do miss the old idubbz I won’t lie

humble shoal
#

And that he supported the final solution or some dumb shit

gray umbra
#

Instead of admitting they just wanted to shitpost

dusk patrol
#

His gf fucking sucked his soul out jfc

#

He’s a shell, it’s so weird

crystal forum
#

it's like people who want to tear down mister beast like it's some sort of pent up anger at somebody who's successful

#

like why tf do people care

dusk patrol
#

Idk why people can’t just find him annoying

#

And leave it at that

#

Like yeah, he makes annoying content

storm jungle
#

^

dusk patrol
#

Just don’t watch it

humble shoal
#

I mean he did have the coffeezilla stuff...

crystal forum
#

there's celebrities who are FUCKING TRAFFICKERS

gray umbra
#

You ever that ex coworker who you still kinda talk to but all he ever wants to do is talk shit about your company he no longer works at

humble shoal
#

Where he was accused of doing the pump and dump

dusk patrol
#

I’m gonna be real, I will never care much about the crypto stuff

gray umbra
#

Its like that mentality where theyre addicted

#

To the rage

dusk patrol
#

It’s the same as all their shitty overpriced merch

#

If you’re a dumbass who buys that

#

That’s on you

humble shoal
#

Johny somali on the other hand.....

dusk patrol
#

I think it’s shitty to do don’t get me wrong

storm jungle
#

Yeah its just a dumbass practice, if you wanna play stupid games win stupid prizes you do you.

crystal forum
#

the only thing i dislike about that is it's prob dumb kids buying the stuff

dusk patrol
#

Yeah there is that

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

LMAO

crystal forum
#

companies arent allowed to advertise to kids for a reason

#

they're very stupid

gray umbra
#

Its okay im about to drop 165 usd on the space king merch

#

Their hoodie is actually kind of dope

humble shoal
dusk patrol
#

Some of the merch stuff is cool and that’s fine

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

It your money

spare osprey
#

Cause I follow the artist

gray umbra
#

I want the cereal box

dusk patrol
#

But ffs everything has to be a crusade these days

humble shoal
spare osprey
gray umbra
#

But mostly the hoodie

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

wasnt the entire reason they made Space King because they got a cease and desist from GW for literally selling warhammer merch? I cant remember, they were mad about something

crystal forum
#

dont feed your kids garbage

humble shoal
#

Like blue mold

storm jungle
#

^^^^^^^^

crystal forum
humble shoal
#

All over it

dusk patrol
#

I think they couldnt sell them yeah or thats one reason.

storm jungle
#

they were LITERALLY poison

gray umbra
#

They madr some black templar thing where all they did was kill furries

crystal forum
#

packaging issue

humble shoal
#

Yeah packaging issue

gray umbra
#

That was probably the cause of the cnd

storm jungle
outer wave
dusk patrol
#

Also as much as I don’t like space king

spare osprey
#

I remember it

dusk patrol
#

At least they’re like

#

Trying with that

storm jungle
outer wave
#

Poggers

dusk patrol
#

The furry vs Templars thing was so

#

Weird and lazy

crystal forum
gray umbra
#

It was very 1d4chan

dusk patrol
#

Space King isn’t exactly art either but

outer wave
spare osprey
gray umbra
#

Space king is just a shit post

humble shoal
gray umbra
#

I just appreciate the aesthetic

dusk patrol
#

Yeah when I was 12 it was funny

#

But they’ve kept doing it

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

^

#

they also actually find it funny

humble shoal
#

I mean it is funny

dusk patrol
#

I never said Furries weren’t degenerates

outer wave
storm jungle
#

No like its suppose to be a "furries suck" thing but it kinda backfired lol

humble shoal
#

Just was going on for too long

storm jungle
#

Flashgitz loves circlejerking "offensive humor huehue = comedy" thing

crystal forum
#

i can garantee you he thought he was being edgy

dusk patrol
#

Regardless, at least space king is slightly higher effort

storm jungle
#

^^^^

gray umbra
#

I am a fan of this hoodie

crystal forum
#

every furry i know loves the fucking videos it's so dumb

outer wave
dusk patrol
#

That’ll be 500 dollars

gray umbra
#

Literally

outer wave
#

😔

dusk patrol
#

But wait we’re having a sale for Christmas guys!

#

Buy one get one 5% off!

gray umbra
#

Pogs in the chat

dusk patrol
#

Use promo code “YOUFUCKINGMARK”

dusk patrol
#

Can’t blame em

dusk patrol
#

I’d do that shit and worse in a heartbeat

crystal forum
#

we know you've burned down orphanages

outer wave
dusk patrol
#

People ask me if I’d burn down an orphanage for a million dollars

#

I say I’d burn down a million orphanages for a buck a piece

spare osprey
gray umbra
#

Im sorry?

spare osprey
#

Iron hand

crystal forum
#

lost in yapping

dusk patrol
#

It’s a melta smh

spare osprey
outer wave
#

Bam, orphanage down, million bucks, and no one got hurt

dusk patrol
#

No the best will make it out

#

The rest weren’t gonna get a mommy and daddy anyways

crystal forum
outer wave
#

LMAO

dusk patrol
#

Didn’t have the gumption

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

No Batman would save them

#

Like a bitch

humble shoal
spare osprey
crystal forum
#

that's how based iron hands are

gray umbra
#

Imagine getting rawdogged by the ec

dusk patrol
#

Actually a scene from a book

#

Paraphrased

crystal forum
#

imagine being harassed by a bunch of admech larpers

#

during the whole HH

dusk patrol
#

A EC Daemon Prince tries taunting a Iron Captain about how he was there when Ferrus died and he saw it and the Captain just stabs him and doesn’t respond

crystal forum
#

is there a joke

crystal forum
#

i prob shouldnt expect a punchline to an iron hands story

humble shoal
dusk patrol
#

Ironically they have a fairly healthy view of Ferrus as a person with some good ideals who wasn’t perfect and had flaws and therefore he shouldn’t be seen as infallible

humble shoal
#

As opposed to the spiritual liege

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

lmao

dusk patrol
#

IH aren’t big on mid duel banter

crystal forum
#

so fucking based

spare osprey
#

I think I prefer death guard for a moment like that

humble shoal
#

Facts

dusk patrol
#

Iirc he literally slugs him in the mouth as he’s trying to taunt him, and then the daemon switches to trying to say Ferrus would he disgusted with them now and he doesn’t ever respond or even react to his words

spare osprey
#

DG laughs in his face, proceeds to burn him to ash

humble shoal
#

Sigismund is a world eater in disguise

#

You can tell by his organically grown bolter chain

crystal forum
#

iron hands didn't get split into insane blood rapists like the blood angels when sanguinius died

crystal forum
#

lukewarm take

humble shoal
#

Boohoo Im so thirsty and angry but oh so noble

#

||Im joking all of the chapters but the blueberries and the fallen people are no overhyped||

gray umbra
#

Dont u mean space marines

humble shoal
#

Show up to warzone
destroy random starport
nearly lose chapter standard
Mission accomplished

spare osprey
dusk patrol
humble shoal
spare osprey
humble shoal
#

Sulking

dusk patrol
#

I also think the IH don’t care much what he would approve or not and trust their own reasons for doing it

spare osprey
#

I need fellows

#

Or

#

Hmm

#

I may wanna stay alone considering

#

People

gray umbra
#

I like the og dark angel colors

humble shoal
crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

They don’t really have much of a hold

#

The peak of it was like

#

600 years ago

gray umbra
#

Does lion still have black armor or did he recolor to green

dusk patrol
#

He has dark green armor

#

In 40k

humble shoal
#

So who is the next primarch to come back?

#

The wolf

#

The birb

#

The khan

#

Or sanguinius

rose thorn
#

@storm jungle hey do you have evidence of flicky being a creep

humble shoal
#

Or the armless one

rose thorn
#

I need to win an argument

dusk patrol
dusk patrol
#

Probably

humble shoal
#

Yeah furries like russ

#

He will sell

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

Yeha but sadly that’s not enough

storm jungle
#

Art by Flick-the-thief is now banned. In addition to me being tired of removing his loli art, Flick is also open about his support for Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

#

Yeah uh if this isnt enough idfk what else is

#

so go for it

rose thorn
#

Thank you

crystal forum
#

not the most popular

young pecan
#

"Loli 'art'"

#

I used to argue on Twitter with those kinda people before I was banned

#

Good ol' days..

crystal forum
#

i ban myself

young pecan
#

Good

crystal forum
#

they only get more powerful the dumber you make them feel

#

in olden times they'd be thrown in horse shit outside the local village but sadly we evolved

young pecan
#

Much to the dismay of the real people, we can't hit someone with rocks for hours on end because of their "opinions"

storm jungle
#

🪨

dusk patrol
#

People really underestimate how tiring stoning would be

#

You ever try throwing rocks for a long time?

rocky gale
#

They charge you with assault for just throwing milkshakes at fascists nowadays

#

Literallty 1984

humble shoal
gray umbra
#

Thats why you have the entire village participate

young pecan
dusk patrol
#

Oh you haven’t been?

young pecan
#

But only because I'm not allowed to angry_face

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

POV: it’s 300 AD and you just asked the girl your parents arranged a marriage for you with ten years ago if she wants to go to the stoning of her best friend. (She’ll be next if she doesn’t agreed)

dusk patrol
#

Almost forgot

rocky gale
#

You just made it

humble shoal
storm jungle
#

you can google him, almost every warhammer fan has seen his art atleast once, its mostly consistent of unfunny "joke" stuff but the guy gets cringe when he goes political since hes some russian nutjob

outer wave
#

Ew

storm jungle
#

yeaaah lol

outer wave
#

Oh yeah I've seen his stuff

#

It's quite nice art wise so that's a shame

arctic talon
#

I hired this ethereal to stare at chat

outer wave
#

Damn he do be staring

humble shoal
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
#

Jokes aside, actual lore question from me (wow)

#

Is it ever clear if the Ethereals are aware of their Phermone abilities

#

I heard that like

#

Lower tier Ethereals actually think it's pure charisma

#

While higher tier know that it's due to their biology

outer wave
#

They think they got pure rizz

opaque coyote
arctic talon
wintry scarab
#

Are all of these connected to in lore events or are some left without context?

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

Looks like dark angel campaign badges

#

The first definitely is

storm jungle
#

Yeah i was gonna say these mostly border kinda towards generic imperial symbols

#

im 99% sure the key sigil is a DA Successor symbol too

spare osprey
#

Yeah the hammer-key

storm jungle
#

yeee

#

pretty sure it was for a page where GW was advertising newer primaris DA Chapters

spare osprey
#

Angels of defiance

storm jungle
#

Yep thats the one

spare osprey
#

That last one is shared with the blades of vengeance too

wintry scarab
#

aight, thx

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

There it is

#

Ik space marine 2 just added a couple of those as icons

#

Might have actual campaign names

storm jungle
#

Yeah its why i had the muscle memory of remembering the key sigil at the very least lol

#

im like HALF sure this is the first proper Primaris page the DA got?

spare osprey
#

Very likely

storm jungle
#

Because here it says campaign badges when some of these symbols literally got re-used for their successors

#

which we didnt get examples of for a few years

#

i remember when they got released people were memeing on how goofy some of them were lol

spare osprey
#

Successors or badges

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

Cause I remember dudes like the bringers of judgement were kinda clowned on

#

Just cause they like

#

Are so over the top “kill everybody”

storm jungle
#

Yeah the Successor examples they gave for the DA were like EXTREMELY goofy lmao

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

like some were literal carbon copies of each other with virtually no difference

opaque coyote
#

Probably would get fucking blammed for it

spare osprey
#

Mhm

#

I wonder when the unnamed are gonna get a name

opaque coyote
spare osprey
opaque coyote
#

Like I'm pretty sure for the Salamanders.

There is one successor that is literally just

"We are the exact same but our motif is water instead of fire"

which tbh I kinda fuck wth

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

And look where that got em, with a quill for a chapter symbol

opaque coyote
#

and then there's another successor that is basically mechanicus lovers

storm jungle
#

When they encounter rebellion, the Bringers of Judgement deem the entire world guilty. In their view, weakness in even one citizen indicates weakness in the entire population, and the punishment for weakness is death. Their fanatical zeal gives the other Unforgiven Chapters pause and the many atrocities they have committed have drawn the ire of the Inquisition. However this has not dissuaded the Bringers of Judgement

#

This is legit hilarious tho

storm jungle
#

like the implications are so goofy i love it

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

blam blam blam bla-

arctic talon
#

Peak fiction

#

I love the imperium

#

This is what I love

spare osprey
#

Also they were a bit of a curve ball color wise tbh

#

Not necessarily bad but

#

They stand out

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

Yeah very uhhh

#

Fan's first color scheme

opaque coyote
#

EXTERMINATUS

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Literally that fucking meme

storm jungle
#

fucking GTA San Andreas spray paintjob

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

/bronze(?)

#

gold bronze.

spare osprey
opaque coyote
#

could use something other than white th-

opaque coyote
spare osprey
#

The blue and yellow was out of NOWHERE.

opaque coyote
#

They're actually wearing different clothing

#

r o b e s

spare osprey
storm jungle
spare osprey
arctic talon
#

this looks good

spare osprey
#

They live on like

#

Pandora style floating islands

#

So they’re good pilots

storm jungle
#

Ah yes

#

makes perfect sense

opaque coyote
#

in terms of color scheme

spare osprey
#

They’re also the ones to have found out about the fallen amassing in huge numbers

#

I think

opaque coyote
#

pentient blades look kinda fucking ugly to me idk why

#

awesome name tho

arctic talon
#

Atlantian Spears are the funniest BA sucessor since they're pre primaris but GW confirmed they just told dante to fuck off when he asked for help

spare osprey
#

I run my vanguard in space marine as a penitent blade

#

Just to flashbang the enemy team

opaque coyote
#

"FUCK OFF"

opaque coyote
#

blind your opponent

spare osprey
#

Love these guys

#

Even if they’re unconfirmed

arctic talon
#

tbh

spare osprey
#

They’re the reason Huron is so ugly

arctic talon
#

they're so fucking close

#

to the Dreadwing symbol

opaque coyote
#

Awesome

spare osprey
#

And the angels of vigilance are like the firewing icon

arctic talon
#

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

spare osprey
#

Also

#

They show up in lion’s recent book

#

Like i was caught off guard reading it when they did

spare osprey
# arctic talon

I really believe they’re 2nd founding and their founder was Marduk sedras

#

Just cause

arctic talon
#

the only thing that puts a wrench in the theory

#

is that they hate the dark angels

#

and the dark angels hatet them

#

but like meh

spare osprey
spare osprey
dusk patrol
slow roost
#

This is gonna sound a little silly, but this is for an AU I’m writing atm.

Who would win in a fight? Kharn the Betrayer, or Megatron?

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Horus heresy rulebook

#

I forgor which one

rose thorn
#

Wtf

arctic talon
#

its one of the blackbooks

slow roost
#

-# THERES MINERS IN THE RACE-

arctic talon
spare osprey
#

It’s the icon of the Dreadwing

rose thorn
#

Holy shit

rose thorn
#

Did I say kebab war

spare osprey
#

You may have

rose thorn
#

Killin my self

arctic talon
#

Or is this your meth filled dream

#

Or is this about the fan made system that’s really good

spare osprey
#

I’m pretty sure the line here is

#

HH icon -> badab war chapter

#

So

spare osprey
# spare osprey

Also I’d like to put forth the MM if we’re taking this line of thought to its extreme

steady dawn
slow roost
#

Think a mix of WFC and Bayverse levels of brutality for the matchup

#

So I’d say a pretty even playing field?

steady dawn
#

Yeah around there

#

War for cybertron megatron is fairly cracked, but he is nowhere near comic megatron

#

For whatever reason the comics just get absurd and megatron and Optimus end up at nearly Archie sonic levels of bs

slow roost
#

Yeah, he could deadass control antimatter for some reason

#

Now tell me about Kharn? I know he’s one of Khornes chosen champions, so what does that entail?

crystal forum
#

why dont they shoot

#

are they stupid

steady dawn
slow roost
#

Gotcha

slow roost
crystal forum
#

nope

#

right channel

#

is john helldiver stupid

rose thorn
rose thorn
rose thorn
# arctic talon

if they add successor chapters to HH ill make the funny blood drinking ultramarines

crystal forum
#

doesnt follow the timeline

#

successor chapters started after the emp died

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

it wont be HH

#

also didnt they say they arent doing the post emperor death stuff

#

@arctic talon share your wisdom

rose thorn
#

literally its in an HH book

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

thank you elite

#

now return to the weeb corner from whence you came

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Depends on what continuity

#

Though

#

And also whether Unicron buffed him up to become Galvatron

#

But considering that G1 Megatron tanked an explosion that flung Cybertron into space

#

And IDW Megatron has the ability to use antimatter from a black hole and shoot it at people

#

Kharn is dead

#

Especially since Cybertronians can react fast

#

Honestly, I would like to see him fight Angron though

#

Not because of actual powerscaling things

#

But because both of them are similar.

One of the most popular back stories of Megatron is him being a gladiator. Fighting to live, fighting to change the minds of others, fighting to get his name out.

#

Both fell due to their own rage, bloodlust, and power.

...or in the case of the prime continuity. The addition of drugs lmao

#

Actually now that I think about it

#

Who betray each other more?

#

World Eaters or Decepticons

paper haven
#

Deceptacons. Not due to quantity of betrayals, but because they're still somehow surprised by it.

opaque coyote
paper haven
#

That Star Scream seems like a trustworthy and level-headed leader.

crystal forum
#

i think i want to use it in another server

opaque coyote
paper haven
#

Honestly at this point it's Megatrons fault.

opaque coyote
#

So basically he only kept him around because he didn't want somebody who actually was a threat against him

#

Also despite Starscream's uh

#

Horrible coup attempts

#

He is actually a competent warrior

paper haven
#

Then put him the Deceptacon suicide squad

opaque coyote
#

Also as soon as G1 Megatron got two new loyal subordinates he vaporized Starscream lmao

#

... although Starscream's literal soul was indestructible.

paper haven
#

Star Scream is Kharn

slow roost
arctic talon
#

Star scream would never be based enough to break a stalemate by setting his own side on fire

slow roost
#

Also btw, in this AU, the Seekers are Lords of Change LMAO

opaque coyote
#

Gonna be honest here

Megatron would definitely fall to Khorne

#

Tbf in a lot of continuities, he gets reformatted by Unicron

slow roost
#

I mean, technically speaking they don’t have souls per say

opaque coyote
#

Who is essentially

#

SATAN

slow roost
#

Yup lol

opaque coyote
#

Maybe

#

Megatron could outright refuse Khorne's offer though depending on how based you want him to be

slow roost
#

You know that one guy who basically told Khorn to fuck off and that he isn’t real

#

I imagine that with Shockwave and Tzeentch

paper haven
#

WHo did Khorne tell to fuck off?

opaque coyote
#

Fabius Bile tried that with Slaanesh

#

And he almost died

slow roost
#

True

opaque coyote
#

Logical enough

#

Remember, one of Tzeentch's domains is knowledge

slow roost
#

Also true!

opaque coyote
#

Although idk what he'd want with Shockwave

#

The man literally has zero emotions

slow roost
#

Actually, I think Shockwave would like the Necrons

#

…oh he’d 100% love the Necrons

opaque coyote
#

Depends. He ironically wouldn't like Trazyn

#

"Why would you spend your time collecting when you could have furthered your empire"

#

"It is illogical."

slow roost
#

God all this world building is getting giddy

#

I know Optimus would at least attempt to reason/form a bond with the Imperium and it’ll go nowhere

#

“Suffer not the Xeno to live” and all that

#

Maybe like a Fire Warrior situation where they Tolerate each other for a while?

opaque coyote
#

He'd let Bay Optimus take over REAAALLL quick

slow roost
#

“We will kill them all…”

opaque coyote
#

He believes that freedom is the right of all sentient beings

#

And the Imperium

#

... isn't that

#

In fact Megatron and Optimus are more likely to team up against the Imperium

#

Which would be fucking awesome to see

#

Also the fact that the Cybertronians would probably be considered

#

"Abominable Intelligence"

#

Which would quickly shut down any alliance real quick

slow roost
#

What I have going as the last battle to end the story:

Megatron and the rest of the Decepticon‘s start a full-fledged assault on Terra, so they can claim the galaxy as theirs. And Optimus, knowing the risks, decides to defend the Planet while being attacked by both Decepticons, and The Guard

opaque coyote
#

You just wanna see Optimus fight a Titan

#

And to be fair

#

I agree

slow roost
#

Naha nah nah I wanna see Devestator fight one

opaque coyote
#

I feel like Optimus would get along well with the Eldar

#

Well

#

The craftworlders specifically

#

And even then probably not that much

#

Uh

#

Enough to not kill each other

#

Which might as well be lovers in the 40k universe

#

Dark Eldar though?

#

Uh

#

Again

#

Bay formers Optimus

slow roost
#

Oh he’d hate the Dark World Eldar

opaque coyote
#

Optimus would also be fine with the Tau.

He'd probably feel a bit uncomfortable

#

Given the fact that the Tau are essentially a caste system

#

... something which Megatron fucking hated

#

But he'd have bigger fish to fry so he wouldn't

#

Go Bayformers

#

He'd just be disappointed

slow roost
#

True, but the Tau’s technology is so advanced, he’d be forced to stay and side with them

opaque coyote
#

Eh sorta.

Eldar actually have more advanced technology unless if they're an Exodite.

#

Aka their equivalent to people who decided to live out in the wild like fucking cavemen

slow roost
#

Gotcha

opaque coyote
#

And even then some Imperium tech is far more advanced

#

It's just that the problem is that it's not spread out

#

The Tau have the advantage of having it be standardized

#

Also the fact that they don't have access to fucking Space Magic

#

Because despite the horrific can of worms it opens, Psykers are really useful

shell barn
#

Tau are good and all yeah but there’s nothing like them saying “Titans aren’t real” and being in for a world of shock

slow roost
#

Then they had a breakdown after they found one and realizing that it was older than their entire empire

shell barn
#

That was the dreadnought

slow roost
#

Oooh yeah

shell barn
#

Titans they thought were just propaganda I think and the Imperium just said

“Lol. Lmao”

slow roost
plush mason
#

so no star scream and their energon stores will start to deplete really fast

opaque coyote
#

once the shock wore off, they did actually find a way to take them down easily

#

And tbf, it would be, if it wasn't for equally giant creatures existing.

tough haven
#

I really want a detailed story of them fighting Necrons

#

Or a GSC incursion

coarse pumice
#

Dark Eldar

opaque coyote
#

Basically, they thought they were friendly

#

The Deldar just wanted a few people for a trade

#

Next thing you know, the Deldar fucked off with laughter as the Tau got fucked over

#

And the Deldar are forever on their kill list

#

You could judge them for trusting the Deldar

#

But tbf, literally every major faction looks evil in some level

#

You quite literally can't judge by appearances if everybody looks like a tiger

dusk patrol
#

This is something way overstated by people for some reason

#

They have ways to take them down and strategies

#

But they’re still always major threats and they have issues with them still

#

There’s a whole major section of one of the Farsight books about them doing a major operation to try to take down a pair of Warhounds and iirc they only manage to get one still

thick cedar
#

Can a psyker fly using their powers?

dusk patrol
#

Yes

#

It’s a common depiction to have them levitating and there’s specific powers for some chapters which let the psyker form wings and fly

celest dome
#

You can basically do anything with Warp Power

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

celest dome
#

Just need to be able to imagine it, then ritualising the process

dusk patrol
#

There’s schools and things people tend to find easier but the limit is largely your power and training

celest dome
#

Well ritualising just make it easier

dusk patrol
#

And the more powerful psykers can just do it all

celest dome
#

Unlike Fantasy most Psyker are taught in more than one discipline

dusk patrol
#

Often chapters and various factions powers will be heavily tinged by the themes of the faction and the upbringing of the psyker.

#

Example, Iron Hands psykers are known to interact with machinery and capable of attacking units who aren't cybernetic at all, while Space Wolf ones often have ice based powers like ice storms and summoning aetheric wolves, or reading runes.

#

While lower level, psykers who enter the Ordo Malleus will often have a focus on anti-daemonic things.

#

And so on.

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

It varies a lot but thats the general idea.

#

The weaker you are the more restricted you tend to be by what general types of abilities you're good at.

#

The stronger you are, the less limited.

celest dome
#

That's mainly due to tradition, but you could learn the techniques of a different Chapter if you found a teacher willing to do it (Or if you're balsy enough to try to do it on your own

storm jungle
#

Yeah its how characters like Magnus or Ahriman can literally do anything the plot allows them to.

#

It makes it even funnier when they get punted by people way below their belt lmao

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

or uh Mephiston

#

no comment there

dusk patrol
#

A lot of proper Librarians who are sent into battle are powerful enough to branch out how they please anyways.

storm jungle
#

Its magic we dont have to explain shit

celest dome
#

Primaris Psyker are supposed to be on the same level or even higher iirc

storm jungle
#

🪄

dusk patrol
#

Most psykers are super low level and more restricted generally in what they can feasible achieve.

dusk patrol
#

Huhuhuhuhuhu

#

But yes

celest dome
#

Ye, and Primaris are supposed to be on the same level iirc

dusk patrol
#

Primaris Psykers can be extremely powerful and are super prized, able to completely shift the course of warzones.

storm jungle
#

Oh my god i hate 40k so much, i was like "are they talking about primaris marine librarians?" before i realised its Primaris human psykers lol

dusk patrol
#

Like one example was a bunch of Battlefleets jockeying for the assistance of a particular one who was really good at divining the course of Void battles.

#

Mostly they're really good at looking angry while poking their hand out though.

storm jungle
#

all they got is that 1 artwork for 50 years its fine

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

i think my favorite part of this is the apocalypse-now valks in the back

#

and the commissar on the bottom right

#

man mid 2000's 40k art my beloved

dusk patrol
#

Tbf its a very fast way to convey what they are.

#

Looks cool

celest dome
#

The fact that all Warp abilities are very much just a case of learning the techniques (to do it safely at least) make me hope for a few abilities for the future of the Psyker.
Void Frost from Astropath
Stormlance from the White Scar
Murderous Hurricane from the Space Wolves
...

storm jungle
#

Anything is possible essentially ye

#

its down to GW approval at the end of the day

#

if they say yes it gets added to the game, psyker powers are a bit trickier but who knows

dusk patrol
#

Also a balance thing, its like how Sienna's stuff has always been pretty tame largely.

thick cedar
#

Sienna feels so lame compared to darktides psyker

storm jungle
#

I mean its fantasy

dusk patrol
#

Well it might be it came out like

storm jungle
#

also i dont know about "lame"

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Six years earlier or whatever.

storm jungle
#

she literally fucking cooks entire hordes of skaven lol

dusk patrol
#

With a much smaller budget.

thick cedar
storm jungle
#

its what eternal said

#

budget is budget

#

theres a reason playing darktide and watching all these animations is like essentially porn

dusk patrol
#

Now if they do a Vermintide 3 or whatever and the wizard or whatever looks like shit

#

Then I'll agreed.

storm jungle
#

Yeah that

#

vermintide 2 is like what

#

almost 8 years old now?

queen laurel
#

I guess it's also the way their powers look because well 4 flavors of using fire it's not the most exciting

storm jungle
#

which is nuts

celest dome
#

I hope they make the next tide game in fantasy, but use a new cast and have the Caster be an Elf, that way we can have all the Winds at disposition, like either having 1 weapon per wind, or some mechanic like that

dusk patrol
#

It also had a much smaller budget

celest dome
storm jungle
#

yeah this too

queen laurel
#

while in dark tide you have electricity and you know crystals and stuff

thick cedar
#

Vermintide 3 needs to do away with friendly fire and self damage on venting. Don't @ me

queen laurel
#

but let me tell you she ain't lame

celest dome
#

VT3 shouldn't happen staregryn

dusk patrol
thick cedar
storm jungle
#

^

celest dome
#

Gib new tides

storm jungle
#

At least not for awhile

dusk patrol
#

And do like, a Tomb King, Skaven, Elf

paper haven
#

They gotta make Darktide 2 first

storm jungle
#

FS wants to try something new with their own game but like the problem is i feel as if they dont realise they are known as the Warhammer Tide Studio, i doubt they'll get enough traction for anything they wanna make themselves.

dusk patrol
#

I doubt that'll be for a long time.

celest dome
#

Let me slaughter tides of Lizardmen as a Chaos Warrior
Or let us face the Dreadfleet, come on Hedge, give me my dues

storm jungle
#

also this yeah

#

DT is just 3-ish years old atm

#

we still got a long way to go

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

But yeah I think its a mistake to not do another fantasy game.

celest dome
paper haven
#

A tide game but you're the tide

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

They have said they're probably not gonna be using the vermintide cast again I know.

storm jungle
#

we dont know anything about it tho lol

#

For the better imo

celest dome
#

Doesn't mean it can't be a Warhammer or a tide game

storm jungle
#

they outright said its not warhammer

#

which uh

thick cedar
storm jungle
#

i cant blame them for lol

#

working with GW is ass

celest dome
#

Really ? Do you remember where ?

storm jungle
#

Its almost like a year old

celest dome
#

Though good choice

storm jungle
#

uhhh I THINK it was in gen-chat or somewhere else

#

i 100% remember strawhat talking about it

#

but was like hush-hush

#

because well yeah game is not even set in stone yet lol

paper haven
queen laurel
storm jungle
#

GW is a lot worse behind the scenes when it comes to uh

#

lets say "IP arrangement"

#

but NDA so 🤐

thick cedar
#

Really curious what game theyre making now

paper haven
#

See: Micromanagement.

celest dome
#

Tide game but set in their own IP could be good
Otherwise, Castlevania tide would be my pick rn

thick cedar
#

I want a verminitide styled game set in the ff14 universe

dusk patrol
queen laurel
#

honestly though an AOS Tide game sounds great but i don't think that's gonna be on the radar anytime soon

dusk patrol
#

Need AoS to pick up more steam first.

#

Its not known much outside of people who play it, not like Fantasy and 40k are.

queen laurel
#

Compared to fantasy which has plenty of representation with Vermin tide and Total War

dusk patrol
#

I really wish they'd have picked a different name.

celest dome
#

AoS need some Golden age RTS or something 1st, and some standard Rpg

queen laurel
#

And I don't even have to speak for 40k

storm jungle
#

40k is superior because it has firearms

#

simple as

dusk patrol
#

Total Age of Sigmar doesn't sound as good as Total Warhammer.

celest dome
queen laurel
#

or Total War warhammer AOS

dusk patrol
#

Total War: Warhammer: Age of Sigmar: Origins

celest dome
dusk patrol
#

Total Sig

celest dome
#

Or they do 8 games and have Total War Azyr -> Ulgu KEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
#

Well they're gonna run out of Fantasy characters here eventually

queen laurel
#

honestly it's gonna take awhile until age of sigmar starts getting free of the game curse like warhammer

dusk patrol
#

And I'm not actually joking with that.

#

They gotta break into the end times to nab a few more.

celest dome
#

The Warhammer curse is just the IP curse, it's always present

dusk patrol
#

The wildest thing about Total Warhammer is I'm fairly certaint they've used like

celest dome
#

You just get some that escape

dusk patrol
#

80% of the potential lord characters.

#

Maybe more.

queen laurel
celest dome
#

Potential Lord and Hero aren't problematic for the most case, it's the units that are

dusk patrol
#

Maybe more like 90%

#

But yeah, they're allegedly doing something 40k.

queen laurel
#

don't ask why Khorne gets 3 legendary heroes

dusk patrol
#

Everyone knows him.

#

Its Skarr

celest dome
dusk patrol
#

I just want them to buff Grimgor and Archaon properly.

#

I hate how playing them is a downgrade.

queen laurel
#

this guy

#

Arbaal the undefeated

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

I mean when you pick a title like that

#

You're really just asking for it aren't you?

celest dome
#

Each of the Named Herald should have been FLC
Arbaal should have been the Champion of Chaos LL for Khorne
Valkia and Skarr should have been the Dlc LL for Khorne

dusk patrol
#

I wish he was stronger personally, he's not bad but he should be more of a proper force by himself.

celest dome
#

Skarr with the Skaramor Dlc (Scyla, Skullgrinder, Goremonger...)
Valkia with some Brass Sister and Daemon units (Named Hero Tuula Bloodhair)

queen laurel
celest dome
#

I think I could pick at least 1 LL and possibly 1 LH for each Faction still

#

Without much difficulty

dusk patrol
#

Dude I forgot how much they razzed up Arbaal in the End Times.

#

He barely gets killed by the Caradyn, whose the embodiment of Aqshy, and before then he kills like half the High Elf army before.

#

And Caradyn says without being the Incarnate of Aqshy he wouldn't have been able to do it an Arbaal would have killed the entire army by himself.

queen laurel
# dusk patrol Yeah he needs more to him.

i love Gorbad but playing him on Grimgor's old position is literal hell, Because with Grimgor you can reliably rely on him to punch you through most of the threats in the badlands

dusk patrol
#

I really enjoy Warlords who can kick a lot of ass by themselves even early on and into the late game.

#

Settra is so fucking nuts on the battlefield for example.

queen laurel
#

Gorbad not so much

dusk patrol
#

Yup

queen laurel
#

combat stats are good but it's nowhere near as monstrous as grimgor

dusk patrol
#

Using Snikch to annihilate enemy lords is amazing too.

#

He's not too bad harrassing forces too but.

#

Also the ability to just CTRL+ALT+DELETE a whole faction is.

#

Wild.

queen laurel
#

he's basically a combat support lord and his mechanics are you know fun to experiment but it takes awhile to unlock

#

i still prefer grimgor for gameplay because hey i'm a simple guy

dusk patrol
#

Grom is probably my favorite Greenskin warlord

celest dome
# queen laurel Greenskins Go

If old School Funglus
Goblin Shaman LL, that you can't directly move to 1 place (move somewhat randomly)
Or if we want to be awesome, Skitgit, the Black Goblin

dusk patrol
#

In terms of gameplay.

queen laurel
#

Turning the weakest cannon Fodder into the most brutal infantry in the game is funny

#

give your goblins regen and explosive arrows jobs a good'un

celest dome
#

Grumlock and Gazbag could also work, a Duo Lord that is an Orc and a Goblin Shaman

queen laurel
#

shame Grombrindal is more popular

paper haven
#

Does the Skulltaker even have all that much lore behind him? I've seen him one time in one book.

dusk patrol
#

He takes skulls

paper haven
#

I gathered that much

queen laurel
#

anything he considers not worth his time he gives khorne

dusk patrol
#

slaps Skulltaker

This bad boy can take so many skulls

celest dome
queen laurel
#

anything that is worthy of his attention he keeps for himself

#

that's what the skullcape is about

#

he also absorb some of the power from the skulls

celest dome
#

So what next @queen laurel

queen laurel
paper haven
#

Hmm how can we show that this otherwise normal enemy unit is significant?
I know!
We give him a cape- WAIT
A cape of skulls.

celest dome
queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

He has gotten much better after they made melee better.

queen laurel
celest dome
#

Valten could also work, but thematically, Sigmar is a tad over represented rn

queen laurel
#

buy products of being a warhammer 1 lord

celest dome
storm jungle
#

He'll appear soon enough

#

we're scraping the bottom of the barrel with these characters atm

arctic talon
#

Not even a joke

storm jungle
#

I mean

celest dome
arctic talon
#

He was the main named character for Codex Khorne Daemonkin

storm jungle
#

that applies to almost all daemon characters that got carried from WHF to 40k

arctic talon
#

💀

storm jungle
#

KEKEKEK

arctic talon
#

Yeah but Skulltaker is like

#

Some fucking nobody in whfb lmao

#

It’s hilarious he got like

#

Several pages worth of lore to himself

#

And his own warband in a random codex

celest dome
#

Nagash with his own faction, with Nameless and Dieter could be fun, having mechanic letting you subdue the different Undead faction and gain their (L)Lords

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

hes a VERY major player in some of WHF

#

then in 40k hes like...

#

in bed with fucking Fulgrim once when Lorgar comes to get him back? LOL

#

literally a nobody

celest dome
#

Curse of not being from SM stock Sitgryn

arctic talon
#

Wdym lol

#

N’kari gets 0 representation in 40k because he hasn’t had a mini imo

shadow plover
#

Ka'Bandha is another one like that, he was brought to WHFB end times to get smashed by a big hammer

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

And it’s funny as shit I’m ngl

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

I also personally find Shalaxi more intresting then Nakari

queen laurel
#

dude Ku'gath got Deleted in AOS

arctic talon
#

As in deleted by another god??

#

Or 0 lore

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Guh

queen laurel
#

it's just Rotigus taking his position

#

As the favorite great unclean one

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

no

arctic talon
#

And?

storm jungle
storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

GO FUCKING EXLODE THEN

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

Die

#

🔪

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Jokes aside I find Shalaxi much more interesting because the idea of a Keeper of Secrets who’s a big game hunter is hilarious

storm jungle
#

she does have art of literally straddling that bloodthirster so you tell me

celest dome
storm jungle
#

LMAO yeah

celest dome
#

||Well that is indeed quite hot||

storm jungle
shadow plover
#

perverts

storm jungle
queen laurel
celest dome
shadow plover
celest dome
#

fair 🤝

arctic talon
#

Shalaxi is just fun though

#

It’s a more unique take on keeper of secrets then the usual

#

Also she has a spear and I like spears

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Yes

queen laurel
#

Coolin

celest dome
#

You know the Herald of Nurgle, like how there are 3 varied ones, that are very different from one another
I hope that at some point each Chaos god get as varied Heralds

arctic talon
#

I agree

queen laurel
#

Agree

celest dome
#

Give me a Herald of Slaanesh that use a bow and Arrow, but the bow is a Harp or something

#

Like the Engine of Supplication

queen laurel
#

You can only give them different types of murder

celest dome
#

Have one use a Skull shooter Shotgun instead of riding a Skull Cannon

arctic talon
celest dome
#

And each having their own models

#

Instead of just being Bloodletter on something

queen laurel
#

those are good

hallow saddle
#

New plastic multiparty heralds would be really nice

#

I guess the internal enrapturess is pretty much a herald of slaanesh

#

And there is one on the seeker chariot of slaanesh

#

And Syll'Esske has a herald of slaanesh

#

I guess there are loads actually l0l

#

btw I so want a N'Kari model

storm jungle
#

Im legit surprised he never got one, he appears in so many books in WHF its nuts lol

hallow saddle
#

be GW
have a very successful game that ties in to your IP

#

there is no model to buy

#

That's their whole fucking business lol!!!!

storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

Selling the models

#

It's there on a plate for them!

arctic talon
#

N’kari is so weird lol

#

Never got a mini along with the other big greater daemons

#

Bro got left out

#

Also ku’gath ig

#

But he had an old ass mini from 3e

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

No

#

And yes

queen laurel
#

huh

#

that's

#

weird

arctic talon
#

N’kari has never had a mini

#

In fact

queen laurel
hallow saddle
#

Would be a sick green stuff project to do him

queen laurel
#

OK so the super demons of the other half have models

#

but the other ones don't

#

I do not get GW

hallow saddle
#

They did ones that are similar builds to the greater Daemons

#

For like moulding purposes

celest dome
hallow saddle
#

Skarbrand and wlthe tzeench dude just need a few different bits on the sprue

arctic talon
#

Skarbrand is his own kit

#

Iirc

#

Kairos shares a kit