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tho i do love that one doctor's video where like he puts every single marine organ into account if it was on a space marine
and makes like
Well yeah I mean its basically impossible because thats hard to do but the concepts aren't bad.
an artistic presentation
and the marine just looks like a fucking corpse-like mutant
i think my favorite was "yeah he has no proper jaw because acid saliva tends to melt your mouth off"

wasn't that the Winter Miniatures video, not the doctor one
Well that ignores how they don't always have the saliva
The doctor one engaged with the ideas more.
Which I always appreciate in "Expert reacts to"
Yes Expert, we know this gun isn't exactly super accurate
Just engage with the idea
I like it when the product itself is overrated
like Jonathan Fergusson outright insulting cod guns is PEAK
the armour guy doing Warhammer stuff was great too
well also having a heart attack i guess but i want my entertainment so he can suffer

Sees Thousand Sons
tosses Loyalists off the table
"Yeah these guys are PEAK"
valid
ngl last thing i expected
but SM2 is definitely a good T.Sons market vehicle too lol
hope people enjoy tzaangors
Its basically the only time we've seen them in proper motion.
I still will not forget when Imurah first appears and lands on his disk
and my ear got assaulted from how much my friends were "pogging" 💀
"Can we be with THAT guy" 
The new exalted Tzaangor has some fun animations too
Its very basic but it looks good enough
i do laugh when it does all that fancy shit but dies to 1 eliminator headshot tho lol
or maybe my Brother Skibidus is just busted
I imagine eldar also need less sleep than humans too
Eliminators fuck up most things in one shot
I dont know man i slept at like 4 yesterday and I feel great
I don't recall it being brought up but probably yeah
Yeah their biology is literally superior in every way mostly. I remember some guy in r40klore asking who would win in a naked (not gay) tussle between an Eldar and a Human and everyone unanimously mostly said eldar lol
what the fuck do you mean not gay
: )
Some poor guy on my team had to wrestle a girl on another team in high school who was actually kinda hot.
they were just close friends
I've never been more impressed in my life.
I mean mood id be too and im a chick :
When he saw who he was gonna have to wrestle
its like that fucking scene from Police Academy
I think he just pinned her really fast and dipped.
He was quite good so that helped.

Nowadays womens teams are much more common
Which is nice
Lot has changed in ten years.
they should wrestle me
But I also live in a major wrestling state and theres been a hard push for more women wreslters across all levels in the past ten years
WWE, Olympic, College, International, High School
it brings in more PR and has the chance to dig up latent talent mostly yeah
well that and people love watching women fight for real or for entertainment as much as big burly dudes so lol
Insert Rhea Ripley clip here
Pfft Rhea is normie shit
Chelsea Green is where its at
No but actually Helen Maroulis is probably my favorite, shes kinda in the twilight of her career sadly but her fucking leg sweeps are vicious.
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#kennedyblades
#cătălinaaxente
#germansuplex
Kennedy blades hits romania Catalina axente german suplex
Theres a lot of really good young talent though coming up though.

Watching that live I was actually worried she fucking killed the other girl
But I think she was ok, fucking brutal though.
I got suplexed once as a heavy weight, jfc its really the worst thing ever
Would not reccomend.
I got lumbago last week from putting on clothes and was bedridden for the rest of the week. think I'll pass yeah
That feeling as you realize whats happening is awful.
thats a real thing?
Lumbago?

tbf didn't know the english name for it and would've thought he was talking shit too before getting it myself
it's called "The Witch's Arrow" in my native language
it also fucking sucks, such sharp pain you literally just fall to the ground and can't get up
i assume its in the lumbar area
correctly assumed
funnily enough I had finished RDR2 for the first time 4 days before getting it
i mean, it doesnt sound real and the dude was trying to get out of working iirc
It's called "witch's shot" in German and Italian, too 🙂
I'm going to go discuss my tattoo idea with the tattooist that did my 1st piece, going to have the 8winds of magic on my arm
You don’t Build a Barn dumbass
took me the longest time to learn that lumbago is something more than a meaningless word parroted by the internet, like sneed
Not a fan of like, 60% of this model but I relay like the 40%
I love the cloak and the horse
Thai would be a very nice cities kitbash
oh OH
took me a minute to understand what i'm looking at
i dont like how many bits the knight has
Old world empire minis are both like, pieces of dough and over designed it’s every weird
also
now that we know Zola first name, we can tell how much she cared for Wolfer from a in-game charm
enough for her to make a specific prayer for him
Zola's first name has been on imbd since launch 😭
Zola Zola
Ma'am, I just hear heresy, for all we know Zolas first name was Zola
Zola Zola
Coca cola
apparent the trains in space marine are like
really accurate to funcitoningt trains
my girlfirend hwos obsessed w/ trains is telling me how all of itworks
it has front couplers, janny couplers, the correct wheels,
40K if there had to be nuance or moral grey area instead of “it’s ok because they’re horrible xenos”
It’s always chaos or xenos influence, people can’t just be like “you know what? I’d like to not be beaten to death every day”
You are obsessed with weird warhammer goobies she is obsessed with trains you two together well
perfectly balanced as all things should be
We gotta advertise those minis!!!!
also ending the train with an empty flat is like, ana ctual thing trians do
People are sometimes braindead its ok
does dakrtide have trains in it?
ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I PLAYED ;~;
Like I think genestealers are cool, but I also think regular human rebellion is cool
GETOU-
lore wise there is also humans in the rebellion but yeah, i think teh gsc infection makes it super unique and i doubt it was intended to have them read that way
'all rebels are actually under the influence is evil!!!!!!'
Probably also happens, but yeah doesnt get covered or it gets quickly associated with chaos or GSC
You can effectively always kill the rebels because they’re probably genestealers or chaos
To fix 40K gw should hire more furries
Felinid representation about to skyrocket
oh god no
i think we need a furry xenos species on tabel top
could be a good idea but i don't know how to approach that idea
importantt hing is its something unique
hmm, that is quite a conundrum
Isn't there a reasonably normal secessionist movement on one of the first planets you visit in Rogue Trader?
I don't remember
Nope all chaos iirc
Severan Dominate
But they present them as having a rough time because of this too despite being able to hold out.
Its still not really comparable.
Hey an interesting guardsman design
40k very much suffers from the said above issue but like it has a semi-valid reasoning because again we gotta sell minis
Seems unlikely they'd still be around with how they're portrayed in Only War, but its unlikely they'd come up anyways
Nope its chaos, and the one on janus is brainwashed by eldar
Since they're an FFG exclusive thing.
Janus like the two-faced god
I hate the FFG exclusive stuff, cause its all so cool but it will never matter
i get it
Janus governor was also slaanesh corrupted

You just described most of the setting tbh
thats because Fantasy Flight in general probably explored the guts of 40k more than the actual writers at the time
yeah but shes HOT
True
like
side tangent
why the fuck did they give her such a sexy as fuck artwork
and shes barely even a character

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
okay im done
I like the thing she has to hold her hair in place
yeah her design is fucking great
She got that Megachin ass chin
ignoring the huge tits of course
you ain't kidding
Tiddie
True!!!!
how does an average sigmar war priest stand up to a chaos warrior in warhammer fantasy
Uhhh "it depends
fuck
theres that one hilarious trailer where a priest is praying and about to body a chaos warrior
and the chaos warrior just
instantly turns the tide
and fucking smashes his head in

Chaos Warriors and Warrior Priests vary wildly
I feel it depends on the writer of the scenario, like many things in Warhammer
^
Some are absolute monsters, with wild powers and shit. Both of WP and CW
Some are just dudes who are a little built.
Saltzpyre is ironically a pretty good showcase of said powers
Im sure someone would write a funny scenario where a gnoblar manages to get a one up on a Chosen and kills him
Northerners tend to be bigger than Southlanders but plenty are basic mooks.
God Id read that
Watch the brutal confrontation between the Empire and Chaos as a Warrior Priest of Sigmar and a massive Chaos Warrior literally slug it out in the vicious finale.
I miss Warhammer Online.
I was largely here for its concept art
I hope someone ends up doing a Warhammer Fantasy RPG at some point.
BRUH thats a funny way to deal with a weapon clash
Casually knee someone in the flank
yeah damaging an already hurt part of your opponent to make them stop
Ahhh I didnt realize he was hurt there already
yea its earlier in their fight
Also there's a private server for this IIRC
yeah go back a little in the fight earlier
Fight with honor my ass I WANNA LIVE
Yeah but it's like back in the old MMORPG era where you just kind of go up to someone and press funny buttons or stay back and press funny buttons
Everyone is all about honor until you realize that you're going to die if you play fair
Reminds me, what happend to the 40k mmo
Eternal Crusade?
Yep I wouldnt be surprised if was basically WoW but Warhammer skinned
It wasn't really an mmo but it was....overly ambitous.
Dark Millennium yeah
Never got past like 20 vs 20 lobbies.
sad one that was
Ah that one yee
orks go hard on that one
Im kinda looking forward to that AoS MMO they got in the works
Actually piloting a titan
Imagine going with the power of sigmar with everything you got only for the iron jaw to go, Lmao bozo and kick you between the groin
Sounded awesome as fuck
THQ had a bunch of 40k licenses and stuff which obviously went kaput when they went under.
But it did lead to the much better time we're having now with Warhammer games so
This is why the Imperium exists. To foster baddies like this in the upper echelons of its societies. Billions must die so this hot mamzel can fall to Tzeentch. Nice
Plus tbh I doubt the MMO would have been that sucessful.
Or slaanesh whatever
Baddies fall to nurgle
This was the era where everyone was trying to make a WoW clone.
Yeah
and in that era compared to now warhammer was significantly more obscure
But the concept of piloting a titan
@storm jungle I just read The Magos for the first time, I assume you hated it?
Yeah it would have been a gimmick
Uhh remind me what was it
Like Warhammer Online
wait the Eisenhorn one?
Fourth Eisenhorn book
The Magos is the best Eisenhorn book
I mean yeah but the book is good
Of all of them, Bequin, Eisenhorn and Ravenor
also Enuncia is used like THE least in that book
its very much a pointless side-plot device
There's always been dumb stuff in Abnett books, Eisenhorn gets a fucking lightsaber at one point.
Alright fair that's how I feel too. And I'm reminded of how I always somehow feel Enuncia is less stupid once I've actually read Abnett's actual writing that uses it. Wiki summaries make it all sound so much more stupid than he does
Abnett is a good writer though so it doesn't matter, its more proof that the concept matters less than just writing good dialogue and characters.
Its because its very much stupid in and out of context.
The thing is you can largely forget this by reading the book
and like, you know
focusing on the actually good stuff
Its very much an anime superpower, thats it
There's a ton of movie plots and whatever I could summarize and they sound dumb but if you execute them well it doesn't matter.
I got a new Eisenhorn omnibus which had The Magos at the end, to my pleasant surprise. I was rereading it and didn't know that book existed. Now onto Ravenor again and then finally the Bequin stuff
Same as theres plenty of ideas and concepts which are awesome if you tell me them but then the book or movie or whatever sucks cause it wasn't done well.
Enjoy waiting 20 years for the 3rd and final Bequin book like i am rn

I first read Eisenhorn in 2007, I'll live
I liked when alaric the grey knight became a chaos cultist for a book, sacrificed a bunch of faithful to tzeentch and then was promoted to captain
Magos is just a nice book though, also fairly uncommon completely good ending for a character.
Yeah the biologist makes out like a bandit.
Fat stacks and his baddie back?
Has a little excitement, gets the girl and a bunch of money.
I also liked that Cherubael was pointedly not in it, aside from that outstanding fever dream sequence.
Yeah its a bit before Eisenhorn really goes off the deep end.
It was cool to see Eisenhorn make do without him
Or the catalyst for it I guess actually.
Cherubabe's deus ex machina stuff in general can get a bit meh so i agree, its nice to see Eisenhorn on his own once in awhile
Yeah it's badass and I'm a sucker for good men staring into the abyss and enslaved daemons and all that shit but sometimes a story just needs that kind of power to be absent
ı cant comment because i just like seeing characters suffer lol
people always told me id get sad watching Eisenhorn lose his entire retinue/friends but it was too black comedic for me to care personally 
What if I enunciate DN
Same. My favourite character of my own writing was continuously suffering, with the initial push being unfortunate circumstances and then the rest being down to him reacting incredibly poorly and making things unfathomably worse
Oh nooo not my Secret Police retinue...
Im imagining everyone else reacting by crying or whatever, then you doing the Mutahar laugh
Yeah you get me. I literally do not care about most imperials in a lot of 40k books because they are literally awful people lol
especially when the author ACTUALLY tries to get me to care about them
I was doing it when i was reading the final Siege book and Horus was beating the shit out of Sanguinius.
No you don't get it Dilara, it was so sad seeing Ragnareus Child-killer die, he HAD to execute those starving workers because they were degenerates!
It sounds edgy but like these people are literal monsters, if people wanna feel bad about Sanguinius sure but aside from him looking hot i couldnt care less again

Tbf Sangy is kind of a nice guy(?)
Not really
Relative to everything else
Chat its tier-list time
He's one of the more actively horrific primarchs in his actions.
He also had an in-legion secret police that murdered any deviants
Hes hot ill allow it
✨ hot girl summer ✨
Trust me guys they may be horrible, genocidal monstrosities of inhuman make but they're totally glorious leaders we should serve!!!!
That's why 40k is the best
Thats 2 of them, theres fabio too
Its why I love Sanguinius' dumb speech
"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT WE WILL GO DOWN FIGHTING FOR OUR GLORIOUS IMPERIUM"
With his evil not evil half self made by sword but not really
Ultramar is a Utopia, did you know Dilara?
It's got like, white marble palaces for the nobility!

And it's a meritocracy!(Missing the like 10 times this is shown to not be the case
)
Sorry I love throwing shade at Imperium glazers plz continue
He is, very arguably, more humanitarian than the rest
Once again, looking for the nicest or good guys in 40k is missing the point and is the most boring way to interact with the setting.
He made sure the trains ran on time
I can't fucking stand it.
There's a point in the Eisenhorn novels where he's saying how much he likes Gudrun and he describes it as something like "the rare shining example of the culture I've devoted my life to protect," basically saying "god I fucking hate everything else"
But its funny sometimes
Salamander, Lamenters, Tau, whoever the fuck. So many dorks who want their guys to be the good guys.
I like the sharks 🦈
That's why I'm a Tyranid man. Good and evil doesn't even apply.
Mmmm bore-beetles
Just pick which one you like the most, which of your dudes looks cool.
Pretty much
40k is literally R-Rated transformers
idk why people think so deep for morality
everyone is awful
just fucking roll with it
I hate that thing's mechanical dendrite beard
same
Apparently if you translate this part of Erebus's dumbass tattoos to Russian you get "Dick"
Probably not intentional
It is funny
it deffo is
No everything must become the binary good and evil scifi blob
its grayskull
This tbh
See I love the ones that start like justifying them then backpeddle on how "Well everyone is bad"
his face looks like the wikapedia logo
Wikapedia lookin headass
Some factions are less evil, but they're all still cartoonishly evil and theres no good guy.
Books are for reading not wearing dumbass wordbearers
"Lorgar, join Chaos, I have the entire wikipedia stashed in my head."
- Erebus
@storm jungle like come on
Also not everything needs to go down the modern media's definition of morally grey by making every villain go "Awugh, but I'm doing it out of love for my people...."
Tau are nicer, but they're still a sinister and brutal authoritarian faction which subjugates anyone they can, and their own people and does horrific things to people who step out of line.
They're a lesser evil, they're not benevolent.
Its why I wanna fucking smash my head to a wall EVERY TIME I go on r40klore and see
"WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE WHOLESOME 40K MOMENTS? I GET 40K IS GRIMDARK AND ALL BUT-"
ther ebetter be a mini based off him btw
Tbf a lot of pure evil villains also do that but are also unambiguously evil
Nah hes codex drapings
Like you can argue Dr. doom is taking over the world for his people and for a better future
Think he was where they mentioned noise marines....
The problem is that Dr. Doom built a literal echo chamber
True, like Talos from Night Lords trilogy is talking about being a hero or some shit, then goes back to skinning people and taking in slaves
I do like the "I haven't lost my arm its over there" moment too but....IS THAT WHOLESOME 40klore?!
40klore explaining how the mutilated child soldier whose world is getting destroyed making a joke about his arm being ripped off is wholesome:
Also when you get into that they hit you with:
"Well Evil as a concept is something from our POV of morality-"
shut the fuck up
oh my god
bro yaps more than a Word Bearer
Okay but what's your favorite WHOLESOME CHUNGUS PUPPER 40K MOMENT, HMMMM?!
"THe GReY KNigHT RETURN ELDArrr SouLll soTOnes"
My favorite wholesome moment is when the Khan makes a homophobic joke to Fulgrim about his sons suffering from space cancer after Fulgrim makes a light jab about the Khans ships.
and also unironically repost like, those comics of wholesotme 40k
to be fair khan had a boyfriend
That's a good one
There's cool moments and nice moments but

Idk its just so boring.
You don't need to apply our morality the setting literal BASHES YOU OVER THE HEAD TELLING YOU THEY ARE EEEVIL
Tuska daemon killa is wholesome
If it wasn't the endless topic and all people cared about
Man got to kill a planet
Like Tuska is a horrific character mfers
insert primarch moment here
wait khan or kharn
I mean is it dark though
whoops sorry
dyslexia moment
Neither had boyfriends, both had friends so it doesn't matter.
kharn had a gay boyfriend lmao
Literal next scene "Ok so if they don't want to be enslaved we kill them all"
kharn was very very gay
I mean it is
They are very gay htough
But not actually
ltierally lovers just saying
STOP THIS
Mag they're literally friends
are we arguing the semantics of what it is to be gay in warhammer or what
No I'm arguing that two guys being friends isn't gay
Mag I know you don't have any so it might be hard to understand
Also another thing like, Sanguinius is very clear that he's also horrible 
But you can be friendly with someone, without wanting to fuck them.
And really like someone too
Like it's obvious that the Night Lords are just
Pure Evil.
But the SMs are also tragic in how they became that way.
They were once people.
Once.
But not anymore.
They are more and less than human.
I KNOW BUT THESE TWO ARE UNIRONICALLY GAY
No, they're not
I really like to hate Dilara
Nah bro just misunderstood, we can save them ❤️
...also they're just silly goofy.
Skinning people alive is just a goofy habit
Just like Argel Tal and his waifu weren't in a romantic relationship

Just like nurgle and his wife
yeah beause argel tal was dating kharn

to be fair the Dilara beatdowns have lessened
I sentence Mag to idk, taking a shower.
Nah just an stc to keep producing....
digigng through HH trying to find the video
DO NOT
Mag, someones fanfic about how two dudes who are good friends who can't even get an erection are gay because one gets upset when the other dies.
Doesn't make them gay
You know whats wholesome, the
Astral lions
Yeah and his name is Rau-
There's actual gay people in 40k.
And ork snipers
Hell theres way gayer parts of the heresy with marines.
Like me
Match made in the golden throne
Horus and his ex-lover
who is the gayest marines in hh
hey it's megamind
okay anyway im going back to reading Warhammer Crime
LMao
Dude want those butcher's nails removed
alos just saying argel tal let another guy inhim l
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gay
You're like the inverse of "And they were roommates" thing
GUYS BEING EMOTIONALLY INTIMATE, THEY HAVE TO WANT TO SUCK EACHOTHERS DICKS
THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION
i never siad their realtionship is sexual im jsut saying they are gay lvoers
Hmmm....
Perturabo
Wait that's a Primarch
Eh

The gayest marine is, you, the person reading this
If I were to actually answer that question unironically.
None of them because they're all man children.
Maybe the ECs once they went full Chaos
But even then they seem more interested in Narcotics.
But fulgrim literally undressed rylanor
Anyways everyone knows the better friends guys are the gayer they act.
Acting gay with your friends is proof of how straight you are, paradoxically.
Rylanor didn't want his no no square touched and responded with a virus bomb

Chastity belts are.... different in the 41st millenium
Besides Rylanor probably doesn't even have it anymore.
Dreadnought moment
I mean I guess it depends how injured they are?
How damaged do you gotta be to be a hh era dreadnought
But usually it's something serious like getting cut in half
Not consistent but we do know they strip down the bodies as needed before putting them in.
Remove limbs and stuff.
Even then, usually most of the work is...
Already done by the enemy
Only inside of a dreadnought Ive seen was the death of one in the animation

Needless to say they have to be in pretty damn bad shape.
Basically
Brain needs to be preserved at a minimum
Also space marines dont have working parts anyways do they
They dont have a sex drive at least.
We don't know actually.
But we know that even if it did, they don't feel it
We do know that Primarchs have it though.
I imagine it would be demolished from the excessive catheterization
From the power armor
whats everyones hopes for the next codexes
Out of curiosity, what do you guys think about the Janus questline in Rogue Trader?
uh more lore
they rpobably arent gonna get anything new or its gonna be the same shit over nad over again
Eldar gets hit with another l
tey are gonna lose like 15 named characters kmao
'ynnari? ynnever gonna get lore'
i'm kidding honestly i don't even care about warhammer orks as much currently because they don't have anything interesting happening
its hard for orks to matte rbecause lroe wis ethey dependon the same 4 jokes
they are unfortunately structured to be a nuisance faction
you know the there for the comedic
They're always entertaining though
Purposes
and their lore is still cool
like skaven
Both of them are horrifying but let's be honest most of the people that like them like them for the goofy stuff
aos got kragnos (which everyoen hated but still)
I love both sides
Them shoiny bridges
when was the last time orks did anything that affected m ore than 1 systme
Some freeboota lore would be noce
I do with the state of the Great WAAAAAGH was shown
the beast honestly and Ghaz
I'd love orks causing changes or progression in the universe completely by accident
but other than that nah
beast is someo f teh worst lore ever
and ghaz hasnt done anything useful
Useful to orks
he lost agaisnt armageddon liek 15 times
Need digganobz lore
yeah i will say it's not the best and yeah ghaz is kind of just wandering around foing ork stuff
Hmmmph, typical man-thing slander-talk, yes yes.
Do you think skaven and orks would get along?
no
in aos there is a character who specially wonders around murdeirg rats and skaven
I find it funny that skaven are more reminiscent of 40k orks than fantasy orks
Orks and Skaven don’t get along with Orks and Skaven
Well yeah but it would be a fun scrap
Let alone eachother
i mean it's not slander though
like in 40K orks just fulfill the skaven itch
they are funny in their point of view horrifying to the enemy, both use extremely rickety contraptions and their hierarchy can be extremely volatile
no lmao, skaven dont fight fun they fight like shit
i like orks in 40K but like
They fight with ork tech effectively, it'll probably be good for a larf
they are
structured to scratch that skaven itch
while in age of sigmar and fantasy they are more the classic big brute army that a simple brained chimp like me would like
I love their "fuck around and find out" attitude but without that second bit
ironjawz arnet really that dumb? they arent wise tho lmao
And I love just accidentally thriving (Yes I know its designed not accidental, but to the orks it is)
yeah but there is a reason they are called Gorruks
they are very very predictable and simple
gorruks?
OH
THE KRULEBOYZ AND IRONJAWZ WHOOPS
yeah kruleboyz are mcuh mcuh smarter
but are much much eweker
yeah iron jaws since they embody Gork they are Called Gorruks
and yeah Kruleboyz are Morruks
yeah they are separated in universe in the bestiaries by azir
Gorruks are iron jaws because they are basically bigger than everyone and like Gork
and Morruks because Kruleboyz are smart and like mork
Oh yeah Mags are skaven still treated like a myth in age of sigmar or cities of sigmar believes they exist and know they are a threat
Honestly not the worst thing i've seen at this point
no lmao, they are very known and very real
but we didnt know how storng they were
until their cities are now currently bursting out of the realms
Okay good they are
Treated as an actual threat
I think I love the Skaven and the Orks primarily because they're both funny
And an actual threat
great new feature
Like for the Skaven in particular.
Imagine being a regular citizen in Sigmar's kingdom. You farm, you pay your taxes, you support your family.
Until building start disappearing one at a time
Caving in
now i can actually see where i can crash the fun
@queen laurel check message before laati buries it
They toy with your small town for years
Until finally they come for you
...and then it turns out that the reason why they slowly dismantled your town is because they were too busy infighting to go all at once.
Jay i do not know what i am looking at
new alpha feature
called ICYMI which is quite a mouthful
With the Skaven bringing down buildings just to further their own career. And blaming their failure on other, lower Slave-things
Otherwise known as other Skaven
oh it means "in case you missed it"

basically it tells me where the fun conversations are so i can interrupt them with bullshit
Lovely i am happy for you
The imperium
idk i just found it funny that the first thing i see when noticing the feature is you calling somebody a goober
Well yeah, i was explaining Mags Liking the Gloomspite gitz and genestealers
and apparently discord thought i would be interested 
i wonder if i can cultivate an algorithm that pings me every time guard is mentioned
Yeah good luck with that
Ping me everytime someone says the imperium isnt fascist
Anyone got any interesting characters someone might meet while at a party for the wealthy in the lower hive? I don’t know enough like detailed nevromunda or imperial lore to come up with many
I’m also trying to come up with little quick random events/encounters that don’t last too long
Retired rogue trader who is now a alcoholic old man who talks about his adventutes
All I’ve got for that is a ratling bumping into you and stealing something random
Peak
squat
anything goes with underhive
you could meet a custodes or an ork
both pretending to be human
in varying degrees of success
Mfw everyone on the internet calls anything vaguely authoritarian fascist
Random mission guy is tall, party decides to try amd rob him
Realize its Aurelian Deus Secundus
Rips party in half
biggus dickus tertius
I did have a fun concept for a Dark Heresy game once where the parties unknown benefactor wasn’t shown to them until they got into a tpk super bad situation
Amd its a custodes
Which then resulted in a Custodes showing up and killing all the guys yeah
Not in armor but
Turns out grendel was a custodes the whole time
Typhus is just removed off screen by grendel
Double points if said user has a space marine pfp
i can spy on you now 
Easy
also the feature keeps recommending me eternal's activity like we're good friends or smth
clearly needs some polishing
There is also the inquisitorial school of thought that wants to rebuild the imperium from the ground up because of how rotten it is
Let's just say that they're never going to succeed
Not even that
Yeah inquisitorial politics is shit
There's literally and inquisitorial school of thought called Isvannism which is all about putting the imperium in constant war as if we are orks
actively gets sabotaged and has regiments pulled out at the APEX of the victory
all because he said no to Ordo Hereticus
Yup
I mean yeah its why i dont see any difference between the two
It does not help that the definition of fascism changes to suit the fascists goals
and never understood why people try to differentiate them that much
at the end of the day oppressing people is evil lol
so like idk
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forgot that like
there was aos art in this trailer
from underworlds and soul bound
so all fothat art is canon adn exists
in the world
We need fodder for the frames 
Lmao actually nvm true
Infinite menial hack

Mars is also arguably a technocracy and oligarchy while being a theocracy
I think theocracy covers the oligarchy part tbh
But in more seriousness, slave labor tends to be some part of an authoritarian regime
Dark mechanicus and mechanicus are the same
The schism was a lie
One uses more slaves
It’s the mechanicus

Dark mechanicum cheats with daemons smh
Nah Im saying the organization is still whole
The magos juris have the job to hide this from everyone
The mechanicus is putting chemicals in the water to turn the stimms green
I always joke the admech and darkmech are literally the exact same
one just uses daemons and has more spikes
I’d rather it be slaves than servitors
Pmuch
Dark mech is like “yeah we’re monsters”
I mean so are the mech
And that’s why I love them
Yeah but they don’t admit it
Thats because they dont care enough to say it
the admech are a lot of things 💀
but being an asshole is a holy principle in their eyes

And one of those is fucking cool

its awful how much people dont know about the biologis
their entire reverse-metal creed is based
if the flesh is weak, make it strong
were it so easy...
The omnissiah shall find a way
They’re my favorite
my first admech character was a biologis so i can sympathise, they are based
modern iron hands vs HH iron hands
Iron hands was the least interesting legion to me tbh
Second most boring is the dark angels
Third is the blood angels
My favorite part was Dark Angels fans complaining that the Lion's return messed up the entire purpose of the Chapter of hiding a dark secret/hunting the fallen as if that shit was in any capacity interesting to begin with.
DA fans are either stuck with that mindset or the other which is "I wish we had some plotlines that didnt have Fallen as the twist villain in every story climax"
mos tbased take ever
Yup
I like DA but i think their Chapter is almost Imperial Fists tier in how bad and boring they are.
I hate about as any marine fan who tries to defend their boring asses
All of the legions other than that have something going for the.
Fists as a legion at least have the crackpot that is sigismund
Yeah thats about it.
and thats just
"Oh he fights good and says one liners"
cool so basically every Chapter character lol
2nd one
Same.
Templars are good when you treat them as essentially a joke chapter like what GW does, its why I LOVE that one Crusade fleet mrudering their primaris reinforcements
like the legion in 30k had secrets and shit, plus the hunt for the thunder warriors. but they still had other stuff
why do we just have to be fallen hunters?
They keep the black/red scheme
i gotta simply agree with this take

also let me get my Space Marine likeness list
I think the dangles are cool
i can fw the MM ranking

If I had to make 1 pick it would be the Raptors as a supreme-choice
the others are largely whatever
fair, haven't looked into them enough but i'm a fan of Pete the wargamers conversions
They are pretty basic lorewise id suggest giving their wikipage a single read at least.
What sold me on the supreme-choice was them actually attaching small numbers of Marines to units of other Imperials on the ground or actively giving battlefield/logistics advisorship on warfronts etc
them acting like a part of the campaign is pretty neat
Strategy is for losers
or my personal fav
Counterpoint: my favorite faction is a big man who shoots aliens with his gun
VRAKS NOOOO
I do love how they arrive a SECOND TIME
just as the battle is basically won
and go "yeah so we want that Arkos dude, hand him over"
group assignment ahh 💀
I always loved that though because most lore entries never really establish Marines really do sometimes just not care about large campaigns unless it directly affects them lol
well mostly for Chapters that got better shit to do at least and arent duty-bound
dark angels in vraks
-come in out of nowhere
-attack a space port
-almost lost the chapter standard while taking said space port
-leave immediately
-space port serves 0 purpose
my favorite part is the fucking
"Mission accomplished." vox
like what the fuck do you mean mission accomplished you fucking shitstain

ladies and gentlemen, we got him
you just wouldn't get ittttttttt
it's so fucking funny i love those moments in vraks
Same
Vraks is still imo one of THE best written pieces in the entirety of 40k
it blows most "warzone" stuff from today out the water, one of the main reasons i miss Alan Bligh so much
stories showing the incompetence of the imperium always have a special place in my heart
Same, especially when people get mad at them
"WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS, IS THE IMPERIUM STUPID?"
Yes.

and it all started because imperium decided to send in an assassin with poor target information instead of talking to the guy
Yeah thats what i love about it
i dont know how to word it but like its in-universe'ly realistic if that makes sense?
the entire situation absolutely spirals in a very understandable manner
imperium causes their own issues then half ass their way around it until somebody actually competent arrives and facepalms
KABOOOM
Attackers get repelled
"FUCK SAKES"
yeah exactly
they make a disaster in understandable portions out of EVERY inch they take
its so fucking good
compared to just
"Yay we took this part of the base everyone is now fleeing we won"
them assuming vraks doesnt have any large tank forces and then being caught with their pants down
on a fucking world full of stashed stuff
those Vraksians man
its hilarious to think they really spent like 13 out of like 15 years of the war sitting on their asses living WW1 on steroids
it was the guy in charge who was comedically incompetent
like every krieg officer wanted to kill the guy
They didnt to be fair they just did what they were told
but the guy was a aristocrat first, military lad second
so its not surprising
krieg are many things but dissenters they are not

that wont stop sly marbo

why are you in SC
whats SC

Bro's the Emoji inspector
it's a fair question
OH THE SERVER

real
fr
they are all literally fucking dumped in there
i only keep the servers I participate in out in the open
im also the pant inspector
and many others which i am not allowed to mention in polite conversation
Doc johnson?
Wasnt he put in charge because they thought "this is so easy je can't fuck it up"
And by they I mean his parents
he had connections
and the vraks debacle was just a triviality
it mirrors WW1 in many ways
And then shit got real so they jad to tag in an actual general
My only defense is that I really dig their colors. They got the drip.
And then the inquisition came and put another inept commander in charge
no the second guy was good
an actual inquisitor of ordo maleus came and immediately noticed the cultist activity which the moronic general didnt see
since the entire situation was obviously going towards a huge chaos problem
Yeah but he also brought inquisition politics to the situation
Aka fucking ordo hereticus dumbasses messed up again
he did call in grey knights
I really do love how they were just
"We are gonna sabotage this entire warfront because we didnt get to take charge"
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID CATHEDRAL OR SAINT LEONUS
i do fucking love the late part of the vraks theater where everything devolves into a giant murderfuck war
and at that point the imperium was rushing to stop a chaos rift from opening
i think a greater demon appeared even
Yeah multiple
fuck yeah
love some grey knight v megazord demon action
Cocktor Rex also soloes the bloodthirster iirc
because his sword was blessed by Big E
Also is it so hard to have some random interrogator go and tell the competent general "hey gassing the green ones is a bad idea"
i dont remember if they ended up purging the kriegers for seeing all that
They didnt, they just sent them to other warzones
Nah they just left them on vraks I thought
i doubt kriegers give a damn
The 143rd was disbanded right?
Siege of Vraks book has a bit where they flee seeing daemons
bro imma be honest idfk
theres so many regiments in Vraks
lmao
they were the ones pulled out of the warzone in the tantrum
A least 4
Yes
All killed and disbanded
And are the current cash shop items
Were they killed after they were disbanded or were they disbanded after they were killed.


The answer is Armageddon because Armageddon is actually an important fight
Yup
armageddon is still stuck in the 40k memory hole sadly
Is Armageddon where the ork snipers were?
No thats the Celestial Lions incident
good
Thought that incident happened on Armageddon
space marines dying 😴









