Depend on the RAM, too. DDR3 ram is not the same as DDR5.
#40k-lore-chat
dapper gyro
My laptop with 16gb DDR5 has better performance than my 32gb DDR4 desktop.
So it is really case by case on the specifications
gray umbra
Whats the clock speed?
gray umbra
God damn
dapper gyro
Even then, it is case by case on games. CP2077 run better on desktop without RTX because of the extra VRAM on the GPU
dapper gyro
Desktop CPU is also better
gray umbra
The only problems i get are usually with new releases that arent optimized yet
Like stalker 2
Love that game but every time i enter rostok it melts
Until i do a reload
dapper gyro
I used to play OW on a 8gb ram laptop at 40fps medium, despite having way lower spec than minimum.
People forget that the resolution of the screen play a very big deal with spec. The minium spec nowadays is always at 1080p, but lower resolution = less computing resource needed.
queen laurel
I used to play OW on a 8gb ram laptop at 40fps medium, despite having way lower ...
That's the confusing part on marvel rivals i run it on the lowest resolution and it's still somehow freezes on my end
Like if i literally already lowered the resolution and it's still running crap?
Yeah they definitely need to fix the optimization
Somehow me playing it on window mode is way better
dapper gyro
That's the confusing part on marvel rivals i run it on the lowest resolution and...
It is definitely the poor optimization on the dev part.
queen laurel
It is definitely the poor optimization on the dev part.
Yeah hopefully they fix it because the characters and the art style are sick
And the gameplay is pretty good
dapper gyro
They are mainly a mobile dev and their PC games are rant on Android emulator.
queen laurel
They are mainly a mobile dev and their PC games are rant on Android emulator.
Yeah they are doing quite a big project here and i hope they succeed because they are cooking well
And again the gameplay is fun and the characters look pretty great
rose thorn
crying rihgt now. i thought id never see kruleboyz at 48%
queen laurel
crying rihgt now. i thought id never see kruleboyz at 48%
F*** me three destruction factions
On the yellow line
The ogres the giants and iron jaws
Which is funnily enough my favorites
I feel like the game is trying to tell me something
rose thorn
giants have to be f tier for balance reasons
queen laurel
giants have to be f tier for balance reasons
Yeah i understand it because well they are you know the big stompy army that's easy to counter if people knows how to play around them
But iron jaws and ogres
Boy
They get shaft
rose thorn
ogres were the best amry in the game its fine
iron jawz is rough tho
also ogres are getitng an army refresh
so
queen laurel
also ogres are getitng an army refresh
Yeah i do hope that the new towers and endless spells at least help out on the iron jaws
Jesus christ they are getting shafted
rose thorn
ye they just eitehr need more defense or mreo speed tbh
arctic talon
crying rihgt now. i thought id never see kruleboyz at 48%
Sylvaneth perfectly balanced, as all things should be
rose thorn
Sylvaneth perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Genuine have no clue how they did
rocky gale
Finally got my copy of the new Slaves to Darkness Battletome
and turns out the new Sorcerer Lord who has a build option to make him Darkoath, has a special ability which only works on Warriors of Chaos, not Darkoath
queen laurel
and turns out the new Sorcerer Lord who has a build option to make him Darkoath,...
is the ability a must have
rocky gale
Aside from the ability to cast spells it's probably the main reason to take the Unit
queen laurel
Aside from the ability to cast spells it's probably the main reason to take the ...
oh damn
rocky gale
Yea aside from spells, it's like the one thing the model does
queen laurel
Yea aside from spells, it's like the one thing the model does
yeah uh
that's not great
rose thorn
and turns out the new Sorcerer Lord who has a build option to make him Darkoath,...
Bruh
acoustic hinge
i bought a chaos lord and 20 heretics today
thick cedar
Imagine finding a servo skull corrupted by slaanesh and all it says is "Show bobs and vagene"
raven stone
It might not even be a Servo Skull as much as it is a Servo...you know...
dusk patrol
Very surprised at BA being so late tbh
queen laurel
Very surprised at BA being so late tbh
Why is the chaos pack that far
Like they quite literally lack the customization options for pvp
I would have expected it to be nearer
dusk patrol
Tbh I wouldn’t necessarily take it as a solid order of release, we know the chaos stuff got added more recently
They’ve said they’ve expanded the scope since release a lot
queen laurel
Welp hopefully it's not
crystal forum
why did they leave this in the game files lol
dusk patrol
Some of these are in the same “seasons” I think
Based off the roadmap
Next year is gonna be the start of season 3
raven stone
everybody show me your jolly permits
I have taken my daily dose of Joy, don't worry
dusk patrol
Looking forward to prestige ranks for PvE next year.
crystal forum
have they balanced the game yet
dusk patrol
I would say yes but they slightly nerf parrying and people on Reddit think the sky has fallen
Everyone acting like any slight nerf is Helldivers 2.0
But yes it’s in a much better state
They said next patch they’re gonna work on making the weaker or less used perks better and more viable
crystal forum
nice
i just want the game's difficulty curve to be less steep
and to add subclasses or something to add some variety
dusk patrol
They’ve said subclasses will take some time but hopefully sooner than later
Apothecary is the obvious one they’re gonna add first it seems. Who knows how long though.
crystal forum
i'd like an aggressor focused heavy subclass
the iron halo is so situational
special instead being a barrage of havoc missiles or something like the aggressors can have
opaque coyote
the Bumblebee stuff is what mostly didnt land for me lol
I do like Bumblebee's introduction
Mainly because it shows how
fucking insane he got from working in the 50th level
Also the transformation fake-out was a reference to G1 Optimus Prime’s transformation steps
dusk patrol
Bumblebee character is for the kids
opaque coyote
Bumblebee character is for the kids
Kinda obvious tbh
But even then he's treated better than most comic relief
because he actually knows when to get serious
dusk patrol
Nu uh I saw a lot of very mature adults with their funko pops and t shirts on when I took my Niece and Nephew
Why would 40 year old men go without kids to see a kids movie?
opaque coyote
(which makes it even more metal)
It's the epitome of
"It's okay to gore them as long as they're robots"
Seriously if you think about the shit that happens to them from like a human perspective
It's brutal as shit
opaque coyote
Just make their blood green
"Ugh... I'm being sent into another dimension"
- Piccolo in the ocean dub while fucking dying
dusk patrol
It’s so funny how it like, completely kills how awful it look when you do that
Mortal Kombat is a great example
The psychological effect is so wild
opaque coyote
It’s so funny how it like, completely kills how awful it look when you do that
Iron Man 2 also had a scene directed by Gennedy
Where Iron Man and War Machine pretty much locked in against a bunch of Hammer's robots
opaque coyote
Also the fact that Transformers One is funny to think about in like... a regular citizen's perspective.
Like imagine if Jeff and Bob, your coworkers, suddenly became Jesus and a Terrorist leader.
dusk patrol
Bro would watch Empire Strikes back and go “So was this supposed to be a fight between a father and a son?”
opaque coyote
And you see Bob fucking rip somebody in half after shooting Jeff in the chest.
dusk patrol
Also the fact that Transformers One is funny to think about in like... a regular...
It does escalate quite fast
It’s a metaphor for how all we have to do to throw off our chains is let me upgrade myself with drugs and go fight the president in a 1v1.
Then I shall rule
opaque coyote
And also it's obvious, but Megatron basically fucking murdered Optimius. He was dead until the Matrix of Leadership revived him.
Again, stating the obvious, but it's still kinda wild for me lmao
dusk patrol
Idk maybe he just meant to stun him
opaque coyote
He was basically about to commit widespread homicide if you think about it
opaque coyote
Idk maybe he just meant to stun him
Tbf that was a killshot for Sentinel before Orion jumped in
dusk patrol
Think of how easy the war would have been if he had just capped Optimus and left him to die
But nooo he had to be a drama queen
opaque coyote
Think of how easy the war would have been if he had just capped Optimus and left...
Tbf Optimus did DIE. Like when he was falling to primus, he had all the color drained
And then he basically got resurrected by God
opaque coyote
lmao
arctic talon
dusk patrol
As much as I don’t think Bay intended it
arctic talon
Sentinel dying horribly in live action
Is so funny
And then him dying Horribly again in the children’s movie
dusk patrol
I do really like the Bay Optimus for an example of how someone whose fought for thousands of years endlessly and lost so much would be
opaque coyote
And then him dying Horribly again in the children’s movie
It's wild to see his G1 iteration because
Sentinel wasn't actually bad there.
He was actually good guy
dusk patrol
He’s still a good person, but hes brutal and doesn’t pull punches or hesitate
opaque coyote
But I think Transformers Animated made him into an asshole
arctic talon
He’s still a good person, but hes brutal and doesn’t pull punches or hesitate
Give me your face™️
dusk patrol
Sentinel varies wildly
opaque coyote
And then Bay Transformers kinda solidified Sentinel's role as an asshole
dusk patrol
He’s very different each time generally
opaque coyote
I do really like the Bay Optimus for an example of how someone whose fought for ...
Bay Optimus probably wasn't intentional.
But I do like how it basically paints the ultimate crashout
Somebody who tries desperately to hold on, only to find it stolen.
Beaten.
Crushed.
Until he finally lets go.
dusk patrol
Yeah it worked even if it was mostly just Bay wanting cool shots of him killing mfers
His body count is wild
opaque coyote
I do actually want like
Another attempt at that
arctic talon
I like to pretend 4 and 5 didn’t happen
dusk patrol
Marky Mahk
opaque coyote
I like to pretend 4 and 5 didn’t happen
There is a fan theory that
Due to 5 having Unicron be Earth.
That humans are essentially made by the devil.
dusk patrol
And “I have my ‘I’m not a pdf file legally’ card in my wallet” man
opaque coyote
That's why the Depticons called humans insects
Because they are to them
They are quite literally parasites created by Unicron
dusk patrol
Kinda hot
opaque coyote
And “I have my ‘I’m not a pdf file legally’ card in my wallet” man
The worst part about it is that
The actress was 18 while filming
19 when the movie released
dusk patrol
There’s nothing good about that scene
dusk patrol
It maybe would work in a comedy if the guy was supposed to be a creep
opaque coyote
AND HAVE THEM DATE WHEN SHE WAS 15 AND HE WAS 18
It's like
"Look there's a perfect good highway you can drive in!"
"Mmnah I'll go my own way."
drives off a cliff and explodes
opaque coyote
I like to pretend 4 and 5 didn’t happen
I think the original 3rd ending was probably the best
It basically ended like the cartoon
Optimus and Megatron basically make a truce to rebuild since the war cost them too much
Although tbf, the shot of Optimus fucking decaptiating Megatron with his axe was fucking awesome
Like I might actually reference that if I ever try drawing battle scenes
It's that cool
dusk patrol
It’s all awesome
Optimus is fucking dope as hell
Whoever originally designed him struck gold
It’s amazing how his core design has stuck around
opaque coyote
Whoever originally designed him struck gold
Ono Kojin apparently designed most of the G1 designs and toys
Continued to until the end of the G1 Cartoon
I think he even helped design the toys for the 2007 Transformer Movie and it's sequel
tough haven
opaque coyote
Huh
bold crescent
Hate to be a sword nerd, but do the Devs not know what a falchion is?
It'd be more accurate to call the Heavy Swords a brand of falchion
rocky gale
Silly game devs, not knowing falchions are birds not swords
dusk patrol
Hate to be a sword nerd, but do the Devs not know what a falchion is?
But no you’re correct
rocky gale
I know
bold crescent
https://tenor.com/view/cutecore-toll-gif-14989780945369042465
I deserve the nerd emoji, but it's weird
crystal forum
technically correct, the best kind of correct
rose thorn
Y’all see the AOS leak
dusk patrol
Yes
dusk patrol
More Cities of Sigmar slop
rose thorn
It’s witch hunters
dusk patrol
No it’s cool
rose thorn
I think the complaints are valid, these are kinda worse versions of existing models
dusk patrol
They’re fine, my thing is more I’ve never loved the giant crossbow thing
Which isn’t unique to this model
green loom
Silly game devs, not knowing falchions are birds not swords
Falchions are actually tanks
As I'm sure Jay will attest
dusk patrol
True tbh
crystal forum
ederius im trying to be jolly here
arctic talon
think normally its an elf thing?
Dark elf but yeah
rose thorn
Can we talk about how mid today’s grotmas calandrr was
“This buffs Psykers!! All of your psykers get this buff! All your relics buff psykers!”
How could you possibly run more than maybe 2 psykers
winter vessel
After a six day stretch of work, I finally had the time to sit down and watch the 40k episode of Secret Levels
storm jungle
Its definitely one of the most 40k animations of all time.
winter vessel
I think I rewinded the fighting sequence with the Heretics at least three times because HOLY FUCK that was the best 1:45 length of cinematic combat I’ve seen
sacred ginkgo
I watched it and I think it was a bit theatrical
storm jungle
It definitely is but remember its aimed at your average audience/watcher with its purpose being doing mostly action-stuff to get you engrossed
sacred ginkgo
“Guys wait he has to crush Jones’s skull before we can attack him”
storm jungle
LMAO
yeah they didnt have Titus' plot armor alas
I think its an amazing and rather spectacular display of animation still but yeah i personally dont have too many thoughts on it
sacred ginkgo
He’s just Built Different™️
Bringing a dinky guard psyker there in a box on a chain was kinda great
winter vessel
Bringing a dinky guard psyker there in a box on a chain was kinda great
I actually laughed at that part. I was like “wait, they’ve just been lugging a dude around that entire time?”
storm jungle
I meant more they had to drag him all this way
Its even funnier when you notice how they treat the box itself lol
especially with how useless the guy ended up being
Peak Imperium
sacred ginkgo
Would it have been that hard to bring a primaris psyker or something
storm jungle
It mostly works because the Imperium is suppose to be stupid
so you can let it pass imo lmao
sacred ginkgo
Yeah it’s more goofy than anything
winter vessel
If it was a Librarian in the mix we would've gotten the equivalent of a youtube short length
sacred ginkgo
Which fits but like
We can send 3 blade guard vets and John Plot Armor but we could only find the dude we use to make warp ice cubes
storm jungle
If it was a Librarian in the mix we would've gotten the equivalent of a youtube ...
Im pretty sure they'd have still gotten bodied if not faster
because that daemon champ was something else lol
storm jungle
We can send 3 blade guard vets and John Plot Armor but we could only find the du...
ALL
I CAN
SPARE
IS 3 MEN
winter vessel
**IS 3 MEN**
they must've done the op when Acheran wasn't looking
queen laurel
Do the ultramarines follow the 1,000 soldiers only limit
Because this got me thinking
winter vessel
they used a loophole by bringing in a 4th mage teammate
looks around for the Captain Sergeant: "Okay Bladeguard Jerry you can tag along"
Bladeguard Jerry:
queen laurel
Yeah they do, they literally invented that doctrine
Yeah that explains it
storm jungle
Lmfao
queen laurel
F****** pricks
storm jungle
It did surprise me how the other 2 marines died though
im shocked they let the animators get away with that
But them not being completely untouchable like Astartes was very good
queen laurel
I know ultramarines have insane plot armor but really
Why stick to a thousand soldiers
winter vessel
But them not being completely untouchable like Astartes was very good
you'd be surprised how I went "YES! YES! they're being killed!"
storm jungle
also HOW CREATIVE it was
the daemon using their past-selves against them was super fucking cool as a visual
storm jungle
Why stick to a thousand soldiers
Its due to what happened in the Heresy and was applied to all imperial institutions, essentially when a fighting-group is so segmented you wont have anywhere enough power to pose a mostly significant threat to the larger Imperium
its something WW2 Germany also did which led to the political divides between its air, ground and naval forces among their own officers as well which fits the point pretty well.
winter vessel
Mind Daemon: "your past was filled...with cringe" dies immediately
storm jungle
Yeah id die in 1s 💀
winter vessel
But the moment it entered Titus' mind was when they went "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"
storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
I like the idea that you can devolve that to “you’re fucking cringe, kill yourself”
storm jungle
Im also glad it wasnt some generic ass Lord of Change fight
i was legit dreading it lol
winter vessel
i was legit dreading it lol
thought they were about to do another "activate the sigil" sequence like the SM2 operation
storm jungle
god PLEASE no
I HATE that level
BROTHERS THE HELDRAKE IS EXPOSED
THE HELDRAKE EXPOSES ITSELF BROTHERS
BATTLE-BROTHERS THE HELDRAKE UNCOVERS ITSELF
HELDRAKEHELDRAKEHELDRAKE
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
winter vessel
**BROTHERS THE HELDRAKE IS EXPOSED**
my dumbass who made all my loadouts melta weapons 0_0
storm jungle
Im glad the devs thought of that
up there with running out of ammo as bulwark against a flying enemy like Zoans
winter vessel
back to the Animation. When Daemon One Eye realized how much shit they were in entering Titus' mind. I was half expecting the Child Titus projection throw hands and not...y'know do that whole buildup sequence into his adult self.
storm jungle
Lmao to be fair thats basically kinda what happened
it was pretty cool too see even if you knew Titus was not under any real threat
queen laurel
up there with running out of ammo as bulwark against a flying enemy like Zoans
Me watching the Bulwark cry as the horde slowly overwhelmes him as his durability means that he's one of the few characters that stays on the field whether he wants it or not
sacred ginkgo
I am doing the black ship that gets nurgled in rogue trader right now
And just noticed cassia has
100 stacks
Of advantage
I am sending a bitch straight to the shadow realm
177 damage held in my gaze
queen laurel
Lindless stare is Funny
sacred ginkgo
I would’ve oneshot Abelard if I did that
opaque coyote
Of advantage
Sending someone to the Emperor directly
burnt maple
The Emperor takes in no heretics.
storm jungle
Yeah the vacancy is full atm
plush mason
i still love that they included a navigator as a comp
really lets us see just how insanely powerful that third eye can be
arctic talon
She should have opened it at the party when you get the title of RT lol
Blow up a few nobles
It’ll be funny
plush mason
lmao
i wonder what the arbitus comp will be like
because void shadows added a dogmatic comp and it would be a little disappointing for the next dlc to add another
queen laurel
i wonder what the arbitus comp will be like
a heretical Comp would be nice
so far i think we only have the psyker as the heretical
plush mason
yeah
plush mason
so far i think we only have the psyker as the heretical
there are some late game ones you can get but that requires going heretic path
queen laurel
there are some late game ones you can get but that requires going heretic path
yeah the magical space marine but he's a secret companion so he don't count
plush mason
and the heretic Winterscale iirc
queen laurel
and the heretic Winterscale iirc
yes but i don't count those two because they are secret companions
plush mason
fair
yeah heretic path is very undercooked sadly
i have heard people say GW wasnt fully on board with the idea of a heretical option and that kinda makes sense
thin turret
what's the demon on secret level?
it looks like it can freeze time and kill people mentally
plush mason
a lord of change afaik, a greater daemon of Tzeentch
thin turret
lord of change? did they even had any other form other than being a bird?
queen laurel
lord of change? did they even had any other form other than being a bird?
i mean considering that they serve tzeentch changing their appearance besides that of a big bird is not that far off
thin turret
this one has like 4 arms and weird face with only mouth and has eyes inside the mouth
thin turret
i mean considering that they serve tzeentch changing their appearance besides th...
so changeling then?
queen laurel
so changeling then?
nah the changeling is special
plush mason
shapeshifting is a universal daemon ability
plush mason
they can appear in any form they want/think is the best for the given situation, the changeling just focuses and specializes in it
storm jungle
what's the demon on secret level?
Nothing, just a custom daemon made for the short
Daemons can have forms that arent just pre-existing miniatures
celest dome
Heir of Changes used to be a thing, basically generic Changeling
Being able to take the form of other people
thin turret
Nothing, just a custom daemon made for the short
oh, someone pointed out in credit scene that it was just Tzeentchian Sorcerer so that was that
proven needle
It reminded me of the herald of tzeentch in Rogue Trader
https://www.gamerguides.com/assets/media/17/328/herald_of_tzeentch_rogue_trader-ad228cea.jpg
thin turret
i guess having flexibility to have non-miniature creatures creating add more depth to it and potential new mini in futures
plush mason
It reminded me of the herald of tzeentch in Rogue Trader
https://www.gamerguides...
what is it with Tzeentch daemon and only having 3 arms?
misty vector
They dont care for symmetry
thick cedar
Why do psykers always eat shit in cinematics
thin turret
they kinda do always eat shit in the general settings xD
plush mason
because they are mages and mages are ether OP as all hell or eat shit in most media
no middle ground for them for the most part
celest dome
Glass cannon
plush mason
yup
dusk patrol
Why do psykers always eat shit in cinematics
Lore accurate
storm jungle
Why do psykers always eat shit in cinematics
Creates more tension
people also die when high velocity items pierce them
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/tf2memes-tf2-gmod-ragdoll-gif-26075798
i can hear that gif
storm jungle
same
plush mason
ofc the tf2 crit hit sound is both iconic and used in a shit ton of other games/media lol
storm jungle
its up there with the Metal Gear alert sound lol
thick cedar
people also die when high velocity items pierce them
This is true but he showed up for like 10 seconds and died.
storm jungle
This is true but he showed up for like 10 seconds and died.
Well yeah he was out of his depth
the Marines also sucked at protecting him
it happens
plush mason
its up there with the Metal Gear alert sound lol
oh god i heard that just because you said it lol
and i havent even played any metal gear games
storm jungle
plush mason
yup
storm jungle
queen laurel
<:Alert:395090491399602197>
me when i use a box to sneak on a high security compound ( they immediately found me and shot me dead )
plush mason
its wild how so many of these iconic sounds come from a single game/series
hell the half life crowbar sound is another good example
storm jungle
Good sound effects stick a long time, love to see it
plush mason
yup
literally generational as there is a whole generation that has likely never played the games but heard the sounds
half life 1 is older than most of gen z, feel old yet?
plush mason
iron hands tech marine?
dusk patrol
Iron Hands Praetor/Iron Father for the Heresy
But yes effectively since the roles are combined
And you could easily build him either way
plush mason
combined with what?
dusk patrol
Their praetors are Techmarines
A lot of their leader units have that option
Ferrus also has vehicle buff and repair abilities and I think Shadrak does too
storm jungle
Rare good 30k model because its not generic slop and actually has flair, thats rare.
also the Spiderman 2 octo-arms are great
Im also gonna need to see that backpack closely when its out
🔎
jade jolt
Slannesh is dumb
Like
Just stop
Enjoy things in moderation
They’ll retain their joy
I thought chaos gods were meant to be smart and crafty
jade jolt
Easier said than done dingus
Therapy
celest dome
You already have people who can't self moderate 
jade jolt
No money 😔
Job
celest dome
Lousy Architecture studies, Architects don't exist
storm jungle
As an up and coming architect can confirm
raven stone
Please start sneaking 40k things into designs :p
hallow saddle
Father James Workshop gave me a new creations of Bike detachment for Christmas, this is fookin' unreal!!!!!
rocky gale
Imagine that I edited Math to say Gravity and Patrick to have Architects written on him
I would do it myself but I’m busy at my sisters graduation
spare osprey
I like the servo spider
celest dome
Better Servo Spider
hallow plover
Why do I get necron vibes from this
celest dome
Cryptek Canoptek
hallow plover
This is necromunda right?
queen laurel
Vaan Saar Ganger
yeah the gang that has an Stc and would get obliterated the moment the admech find out
celest dome
Depend on which FW/Explorator find them
queen laurel
Depend on which FW/Explorator find them
yeah but let's be honest here it's probably gonna end with bloodshed because well the gang will probably not give it up in any way or form
As it literally gives them the advantage that they have over everyone else in the fancy crime planet
raven stone
Alternate timeline where Ad Mech nukes Necromunda because of Van Saar...
...or...
Ad Mech actually installs Van Saar as Ad Mech loyal patsies to rule Necromunda
celest dome
Van Saar does operate as a Technica Guild iirc
rose thorn
my favorite part is that since all of the HH stuff are to scale now they are the same height as primaris
this is such
a good model
shadow plover
my favorite part is that since all of the HH stuff are to scale now they are the...
(they're ever so slightly smaller, but pretty close)
but he's a great model
storm jungle
Lmao christ 💀
outer wave
I love how stressed that one Tau looks on the laptop
storm jungle
me @ you rn
outer wave
LMAO
storm jungle
outer wave
They're resting on the Sunday
They're resting on the Monday
Anyway America should give ME more money
rose thorn
B-B-B-BASED?!
rose thorn
Does 40K chaos corruption really work like that? I can’t remember if it’s Reddit lore or actual lore
dapper gyro
Yes
crystal forum
Does 40K chaos corruption really work like that? I can’t remember if it’s Reddit...
chaos cultists can do that to plebs yes
storm jungle
Just look at most IRL religions and yeah people are pretty easy to convert
Even without paranormal shit at play like in 40k lol
raven stone
Yea Chaos is like that
Pretty much how Chaos Cults can “hulk out” overnight.
And just randomly overthrow a loyal planet that isn’t too on guard.
Granted, 80-90% of the time it is helped by the Imperial governance being Grimderp incompetent and lower-letter-c corrupt.
rocky gale
raven stone
But even if you have a planet ruled by the rare competent and caring Planetary Governor that does a reasonable job
Chaos Cults can use chaos Voodoo to just…make everyone hate the Imperial powers. Because Space Hell Insanity Brainwashing Magic.
queen laurel
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer3-ogre-kingdoms-gif-26043308
i'm getting ready for a mighty WWWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
plush mason
i got the ogre and khorne lords
because i didnt have the money for the orks as well :/
queen laurel
because i didnt have the money for the orks as well :/
to be fair he adds the least
you're not really missing much besides the units
plush mason
yeah
queen laurel
yeah
i'm getting it because i'm an ork super fan
the mangler and collossal squigs are also a good reason
crystal forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hobjl5Yq2os
this vtuber needs to immediately cease being in my recommendations
arctic talon
i had no idea about the first one here <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
If it’s the grey knight thingy that hasn’t been canon for a whole
crystal forum
and it's also grey knight stuff which is not sororitas
arctic talon
I haven’t watched the video yet
arctic talon
I’m just assuming. Based on the cover
I can’t think of any like
Stupid SoB lore
That’s still canon
I guess sanctuary 101
But uh imotekh so
Not like he’s gona lose
Imotekh had literally never lost a battle in any codex entry he’s in
crystal forum
how balanced
opaque coyote
Pretty much how Chaos Cults can “hulk out” overnight.
"If you join us, the red guy on the throne will give us more food"
"Holy shit two meals a day?!? Sign me the frak up!"
like 10 minutes later
human arm chopped up into burger meat
"...y'know this is still worth it. The meat's actually cooked."
"Yup."
raven stone
"Holy shit two meals a day?!? Sign me the frak up!"
That is the standard inept shitty Imperial government version.
For the rare instances where the Imperial Governor is actually a remotely competent and functional human being who rules reasonably…
Chaos Cultist: “Wait so the government is reasonably humane and all that?”
Citizen: “yep. We have a good life, we don’t need Chaos.”
Chaos Cultsit: “Wait hang on, just look into this purple portal thing.”
1 Minute later
Citizen [now new cultist]: “AHAHAHA REALITY IS A LIE FUCK REALITY LONG LIVE CHAOS!!!”
opaque coyote
Also so
Apparently Khorne basically encourages people to like
Murder someone within certain timelimit
And if they don't they get punished
So I wonder how tf does that work
Is there a timer?
Is it a whim?
raven stone
I mean, Khorne holds the timer…but to us mortal humans, it feels like a whim
Considering Warp Time and real time
Are absolutely whack out of sync
opaque coyote
Because I have an idea for something kinda funny?
raven stone
So one guy would not murder anyone and be punished the next hour
And the other guy who didn’t murder anyone is only punished 50 years later
opaque coyote
Basically my Khornate SM got one gift from Khorne.
A watch basically
But it's a watch that specifically dates when the next murder SHOULD happen
Which of course, varies heavily in actual timing
raven stone
I mean if it is dating to Real Time, then it is pretty much an artefact that predicts Khorne’s demands per se, translating between Warp perceived time and Real time.
So not all that odd an artefact, actually.
opaque coyote
I mean if it is dating to Real Time, then it is pretty much an artefact that pre...
Pretty much yeah
Basically a minor gift
Also it's funny to imagine the SM just acting normally
And then being like
"Oh, it's 15 minutes until murder o' clock. Give me a sec"
beheads random Serf
raven stone
Lol
opaque coyote
"Okay so what conversation are we having?"
opaque coyote
Lol
Basically his entire personality is equivalent to like
Doomguy's.
Quietly fucking enraged and murderous
raven stone
Lol
opaque coyote
Doesn't have nails.
Also he's probably a reddit atheist.
I need to actually detail this somewhere
rocky gale
She's no longer got a fuck ass bob
celest dome
Certified ||DILF||
paper haven
Alright lads, what are we angry about today?
rocky gale
rose thorn
She's no longer got a fuck ass bob
New head on old body
opaque coyote
Fuck it. Might as well show something funny
rocky gale
Yea, I like both but the body on the old one is better
celest dome
His body on the new one though 
opaque coyote
Fuck it. Might as well show something funny
So
I took this picture of an Albino Alligator at 10 am
rocky gale
Bros just levitating
opaque coyote
And here it is
4 hours later after running around the museum
He barely moved
Same angle btw
He literally just
Rotated and that's it
storm jungle
So
I took this picture of an Albino Alligator at 10 am
this is some meme format tier stuff
opaque coyote
I honestly thought he was dead when I first saw him
I stared at him for 3 minutes until I saw him blink
storm jungle
LMFAO
opaque coyote
It took like 30 seconds for him to blink
Absolutely chill
Apparently his name is Claude
misty vector
Weird to see what some animals do when theyre just like satisfied with the conditions
opaque coyote
Apparently Alligators can live 30-60 years and even longer in captivity
opaque coyote
Weird to see what some animals do when theyre just like satisfied with the condi...
It was wild seeing a bunch of fishes and turtles in the same place
And just the Alligator just
Not doing anything
rocky gale
Well Alligators are ambush predators, they do just kinda float there until they need something
paper haven
Gators are cute but don't be deceived
opaque coyote
Gators are cute but don't be deceived
Deadly.
Yeah I saw a picture of like a bunch of tiny lights at night in a Florida river
All of those were alligators waiting to fucking eat
misty vector
The sillies
paper haven
The main factor in whether or not they will attack is how hungry they are
rocky gale
Sad thing is he probably wouldn't do very well in the wild since he wouldn't camouflage very well
opaque coyote
It is both terrifying
And funny with how still they are
opaque coyote
Sad thing is he probably wouldn't do very well in the wild since he wouldn't cam...
Yeah that's why he's in the museum
Due to being Albino
rocky gale
Poor lil guy
paper haven
Deadly.
Yeah I saw a picture of like a bunch of tiny lights at night in a Flori...
I used to work in a place that bordered a nature reserve. Do not stand near the water at night
opaque coyote
Well at least the museum takes care of him
In their quote
"It’s Claude’s world: We’re just living in it."
paper haven
It's nice that we take care of animals that would otherwise die off
thick cedar
I honestly cant take space marines seriously anymore after playing Darktide. The entire time I watched the new Space Marine video I was just thinking "Why are they playing on sedition?"
arctic talon
I honestly cant take space marines seriously anymore after playing Darktide. The...
Darktides gameplay is absurdly non canon tbf lol
we'd die horribly in lore if the horde sizes over malice were canon
arctic talon
you aren't surviving a gunner smh
thick cedar
Im convinced theyre going to do what they did with fire warrior
"Its canon but a chaos god was backing them"
thick cedar
thats what i was thinking
arctic talon
Firewarrior is a fever dream of a book
and its not exactly 1 to 1 with the game either
thick cedar
Way below what you fight in SM2
Bruh, a Demonhost in SM2 is a big deal. We kill can kill them on the reg
dusk patrol
That wasn’t a demon host
arctic talon
The one in SM2 has a lord of changed shoved in it
the ones in darktide are probably plague bearer or heralds of nurgle
dusk patrol
Also, demon hosts aren’t really consistent
They’re not all the same level of difficulty and they don’t all work the same
thick cedar
we also kill beasts of nurgle and plague ogryns
both described as "nearly unkillable"
opaque coyote
Firewarrior is a fever dream of a book
Tbf they had to try and translate the game story into a book. I just admire that they decided to
Fully translate Kai's feats into the book
And explain it away as both skill
And a little bit of Chaos God boosting
dusk patrol
Yes, because it’s a video game
thick cedar
Yes, because it’s a video game
Cope
dusk patrol
The same thing goes for space marine 2
thick cedar
If it happened, then its canon
thick cedar
Unless explicatly stated otherwise
arctic talon
I'm hitting you with a rock smh
dusk patrol
I mean, whatever you need to tell yourself
dusk patrol
I don’t really care to argue with it
opaque coyote
we also kill beasts of nurgle and plague ogryns
The Daemonhosts we fight in Darktide are low tier.
They have a bunch of locks and runes. And you can hear the original person still trying to fight it
queen laurel
the gameplay of darktide is def not canon imo
We Survive getting eaten by a beast of nugle
arctic talon
fun over lore accuracy is the rule always
dusk patrol
And to be clear the new space marine game is the same thing
arctic talon
for video games anyways
queen laurel
Yeah we are on some heavy gaming plot armor
thick cedar
The Daemonhosts we fight in Darktide are low tier.
They have a bunch of locks a...
People on tertium are build different
dusk patrol
The space Marines in the game are killing stuff and doing things way beyond what they really should be
queen laurel
People on tertium are build different
Again this is just gameplay, we somehow survive Beasts of nurgle
thick cedar
We Survive getting eaten by a beast of nugle
Were all named characters without a helmet
dusk patrol
But also melters aren’t one shotting everything
thick cedar
Ultimate 40k plot armour
dusk patrol
Like I don’t know if we’re just doing a meme here whatever
queen laurel
Were all named characters without a helmet
Yeah but that's not going to stop us from getting dissolved just by touching the sluggish thing
arctic talon
aura of death
thick cedar
Yeah but that's not going to stop us from getting dissolved just by touching the...
By going "Nah, I'd win"
opaque coyote
The 30 warrior clusterfuck
all I can spare is 4 men.
thick cedar
its like ork fuckery
dusk patrol
I feel like you should look at the context of that quote
thick cedar
chaos cant corrupt you if you dont conscent
queen laurel
its like ork fuckery
They can't bend reality
dusk patrol
True
queen laurel
They just have a psychic field that allows them to duct tape it
opaque coyote
chaos cannot corrupt you without permission
I want to make a joke poster where it's just somebody saying no to a daemonette
opaque coyote
Like one of those cheesy 80's anti drug psas
queen laurel
What do you mean the king of curses stop holding back
arctic talon
Gege
queen laurel
Even though he was getting literally pub stomped
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/gg-gojo-usb-usb-gojo-rip-bozo-gif-5949329359688209853
Also I need to expand my knowledge, explain
🫵
arctic talon
Also I need to expand my knowledge, explain
he said nah I'd win before a fight, he was winning for most of it
then he gets fucking cut in half
storm jungle
LMFAO
queen laurel
Also I need to expand my knowledge, explain
So this guy is apparently the strongest in his universe he said he was going to win he didn't win
storm jungle
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO ASK "does he get ripped in half" as a joke
queen laurel
Yeah he got cut in half
queen laurel
Like the annoying part is, he was winning a good chunk of the first quarters of the fight
queen laurel
Like my god at that point gege just gave up
arctic talon
I'd make a joke about gege being sexist but I think he just hates all his characters equally lol
by late JJK
arctic talon
Like my god at that point gege just gave up
tbh he wants it to be over lol
he didn't want to write it in the first place
queen laurel
I'd make a joke about gege being sexist but I think he just hates all his charac...
To be fair have you seen jjk fans?
arctic talon
No
queen laurel
Yeah uh
arctic talon
probably for the best
queen laurel
I can understand why he wants it to finish very quickly
proven needle
Is there a 40k version of this meme
I believe @inland ingot made one
storm jungle
My friend also made one with Dorn
arctic talon
yes thats the one
storm jungle
yeah her one really blew up lmao
dusk patrol
Sad to see, should have used less nitrate
opaque coyote
Sad to see, should have used less nitrate
Hoisted by their own petard
storm jungle
stop with the Rogal Dorn dialogue aaaaa-
dusk patrol
Hoisted by their own petard
I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that anymore Laati
queen laurel
I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that anymore Laati
Eternal you know you're talking to Laati right?
Like talking to an ork is going to make more sense than talking to him
dusk patrol
Rude but not wrong
opaque coyote
I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that anymore Laati
It's a quote from shakespeare
dusk patrol
It's a quote from shakespeare
I don’t care what you do with your spear
rose thorn
Is there a 40k version of this meme
Making the baby into a cherub
opaque coyote
Making the baby into a cherub
Imagining the mother as a Magos biologis
Now
baby crying out of the vat
"The Omnissiah's heralds never cry."
insert Mechanicus intro rant here
opaque coyote
she has a vat-stomach lol
"So why did you replace-"
"IT IS BETTER THAN YOUR PUNY FLESH, MEAT BAG."
storm jungle
Its actually so she can grow people as catatonic clones and help them get bodyparts back
outer wave
she has a vat-stomach lol
Erm, ahem, uhhh, ahhh, hrmmmm....
Mother?
median star
freaktide
outer wave
Damn she's so cool!
storm jungle
wooo ty
opaque coyote
Its actually so she can grow people as catatonic clones and help them get bodypa...
...
Well that's both messed up and weirdly practical?
storm jungle
The best part is shes a really nice person, it adds that she looks absolutely horrifying in appearance
outer wave
Does she have a title of mother in her full name?
opaque coyote
Holy shit that looks like something out of HR Gieger art.
Awesome.
storm jungle
great eye, i used some Maykr stuff from Doom Eternal concept art as a reference
(which was literally inspired by Giger shit)
outer wave
It all comes full circle
storm jungle
Does she have a title of mother in her full name?
I thought it'd be too on the nose but its close, her full name is: Mago Gravida-Genetrix, Kayatri Xelestra Lambda 9-6
opaque coyote
"Hey so... I would like a new arm."
"OKAY MEAT BAG."
gestiates a human
storm jungle
LMAO
opaque coyote
"Oh my god I'm alive! I'm ready to explore the wor-"
BLAM
slices off arm
"HERE YOU GO.'
storm jungle
Yeah to avoid that part the clone is usually already braindead during the gestation period in her stomach
its still very fucked up
outer wave
I thought it'd be too on the nose but its close, her full name is: Mago Gravida...
Yeah that's fair, awesome character! I hope you get to use her in a short story
opaque coyote
its still very fucked up
Reminds me of Dead Space
Where they had humans growing in vats for that purpose
opaque coyote
Hue
storm jungle
i was like "wow that is fucked up im gonna yoink it"
opaque coyote
Seriously though the babies like writhing around freaked me the fuck out
storm jungle
Yeah the fact that they grow multiple copies of you incase you lose bodyparts is fucking insane as a corporate policy
opaque coyote
Since it's implying that even mindless babies are getting their fucking tiny ass minds hijacked by the Marker
opaque coyote
Yeah if there is one thing I liked from Dead Space
outer wave
God that was a horrifying section
storm jungle
yeah like
storm jungle
remember the teacher's note saying "Somehow all the kids got imaginary friends now?"
I was like oh god 💀
outer wave
Yeah God all those poor kids
storm jungle
YEP
outer wave
That you then pummel into the dirt
opaque coyote
remember the teacher's note saying "Somehow all the kids got imaginary friends n...
I think the worst part was the one log where it's a Mother shouting about how they had to shoot their own kid
storm jungle
The worst part is the Marker is actively evil
opaque coyote
And her basically cursing her husband for ever bringing them here
storm jungle
so it like actually manipulates these things/makes them into scarier or worse necromorphs hence the fetus bombs 💀
outer wave
Man if only we got a dead space 4
opaque coyote
so it like actually manipulates these things/makes them into scarier or worse ne...
Y'know that sequence when the Fetus Bombs walks towards a woman?
storm jungle
Man if only we got a dead space 4
Lmao if only
storm jungle
Y'know that sequence when the Fetus Bombs walks towards a woman?
MAN
opaque coyote
...yeah it's implied that the Babies are still... Conscious
storm jungle
Her cradling that mangled fetus as its about to explode
outer wave
Y'know that sequence when the Fetus Bombs walks towards a woman?
God that was awful
storm jungle
^
opaque coyote
And that they essentially go to you for comfort
storm jungle
genuinely awful as much as I loved it
opaque coyote
Influenced by the Market
outer wave
Man I wonder if any of that would fly in today's market
storm jungle
because it knows humans care for their cihldren etc
storm jungle
Man I wonder if any of that would fly in today's market
Hell no
LMAO
which is pretty gay but alas
outer wave
It's so dumb
storm jungle
i agree i wanna smash children to powder
outer wave
Dilara when she finds a maternity centre
opaque coyote
because the Marker actively makes them like that as bait
Also the most disturbing fact about the Mother shouting at her husband is that.
We don't know if the Kid turned insane and the mother had to shoot them.
Or if the mother turned insane and shot her kid.
Because Dead Space lore has it so that the people who go insane genuinely think that people are trying to kill them. Even when they're not
I think it was the Wii Rail Shooter
The prologue specifically
storm jungle
the Marker makes anyone go essentially schizo yeah
its process is pretty complicated but not that hard once you actually figure it out
it helps that they actually had the infection cycle/periods planned out before Dead Space 2 was even confirmed
so its not something they pulled out of their ass either
opaque coyote
So we don't know if the mother was insane or not. We don't know exactly what happened
And that scares me the most
For all I know, the woman killed her daughter in cold blood
Thinking that she was a monster
opaque coyote
so its not something they pulled out of their ass either
Ok this is a weird
Thing
But I actually kinda want the Dead Space Mobile game
Remade into like a DLC or something
storm jungle
I heard it was actually good, its just... well a mobile game
opaque coyote
It was
Also acted as a prologue for dead space 2
And if EA gets their head
OUT OF THEIR ASSES
And makes a Dead Space 2 remake
Dead Space Mobile should be the DLC
storm jungle
Its deffo happening iirc
outer wave
Honestly I wonder when Dead Space IP will go on sale
storm jungle
Honestly its already dirt cheap
outer wave
Its deffo happening iirc
I heard that was cancelled
opaque coyote
Yeah the remake didn't sell well
The problem is that it did
So it's a "didn't meet expectations"
storm jungle
aw come on man
outer wave
Idk you know how it is
opaque coyote
What the fuck did you expect EA?
storm jungle
God I FUCKING HATE EA
opaque coyote
YOU RELEASED IT ON THE SAME TIMEFRAME AS THE RE4 REMAKE
outer wave
At this point, fans should just pool money to buy the IP off EA
outer wave
Yeah it's apparently quite good!
opaque coyote
Yeah it's apparently quite good!
It is
On a side note, Kendra is also less of an asshole
Like she's less of a "muhahaha I'm evil"
And more genuinely regretful
Hell she even has a point about Isaac being
Permanently damaged by the Market
And the fact that he will NEVER recover
dapper gyro
Voiced Isaac is one of the best thing from the remake.
opaque coyote
Voiced Isaac is one of the best thing from the remake.
Idk why he has orange hair tho
Like if there is one gripe I have about his face
It's that he has orange hair for some reason
Like Dead Space 2 has him with dark brown hair
languid meadow
It's the lighting im pretty sure
dapper gyro
I don't mind it much. Having voice is one of the best thing for the story narrative.
languid meadow
newer hair models(?) in games reflect light like hair does irl now and so they change color under certain lighting
storm jungle
Voiced Isaac is one of the best thing from the remake.
I think my favorite complaint was "Nicole looks too old"
opaque coyote
I don't mind it much. Having voice is one of the best thing for the story narrat...
Oh 100%.
It gives him for initiative also.
He suggests most of the repairs and shit we do
opaque coyote
So it's less like
"Isaac go do this"
Like it shows that
He's an engineer
A ship engineer at that
Of course he'd suggest repairing shit
languid meadow
storm jungle
bro why is she so THICC
languid meadow
I need the "I need to find my wife" fit
opaque coyote
Master Chief: "My wife is dead."
Samus: "Bro she was an AI. I thought you touched grass man."
Doomguy: Doom 1 Grunt
storm jungle
at least Master Chief's wife has FEET
inland ingot
Is there a 40k version of this meme
Here you are
raven stone
I have yet to fully experience Dead Space.
Maybe I should take comfort in my ignorance.
paper haven
The new voice for Issac threw me off but otherwise I really enjoy the remake
paper haven
I am aware, but it still threw me off
storm jungle
Yeah because he barely talks in the first game and not at all mostly tbh
I love how in this hes like "why the fuck am I doing all this"
paper haven
He makes a good point
opaque coyote
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036949968461758477/1316874207811993742...
I fucking love how the stormtrooper looks confused
"What am I doing here???"
opaque coyote
I love how in this hes like "why the fuck am I doing all this"
He also proposed most of the solutions
Like the shit that we do to repair and jury-rig the ishimura are planned by him
And it makes sense, he's an engineer
storm jungle
yeah its great
opaque coyote
Also I need to say this
The Ishimura is peak design
It perfectly encapsulates Humanity's state in the Dead Space universe
Decaying
Ribs exposed like a corpse
Stealing resources on entire planets to make us live just a little bit longer
Along with it's rusted aesthetic
Beautifully brutalistic
Also makes me wish Chaos Ships looked more like that in general
Since 90% of them are Imperium designs but
Fucked up because chaos
Although tbf the Imperium ships also look cool
storm jungle
Its one of the best showcases of the humanity's aesthetic in dead space
its just a literal rusty decaying bodypart
i never noticed the rib-design philosophy until someone pointed it out to me even as it was as obvious as it was lol
arctic talon
i never noticed the rib-design philosophy until someone pointed it out to me eve...
Same applies to Isaacs armor it’s really cool
arctic talon
It’s been out for a while
It’s not a proper cart racer
It’s more like twisted metal
languid meadow
speaking of dead space armor designs, I don't really like the newer military suit ngl.
rose thorn
speaking of dead space armor designs, I don't really like the newer military sui...
The one that looks like a 15k dollar motorcycle helmet?
languid meadow
rose thorn
Yea
languid meadow
I vibe with the newer body I guess but the helmet I don't like
the older one was cooler
buoyant juniper
is there some kind of canonical lore reason people say fragging and karking instead of fucking or is that just a esrb rating thing
arctic talon
is there some kind of canonical lore reason people say fragging and karking inst...
Different parts of the galaxy have different dialects of low gothic. It’s just a case of swear words being different. Fuck is canonically used by Cadians. Except the Cadians ingame never swear
dapper gyro
I fucking love how the stormtrooper looks confused
That's a Clone Commando. Give my man some respect.
opaque coyote
That's a Clone Commando. Give my man some respect.
Oh shit nvm then
Okay fuck it
Genuine question y'all
Which version of Order 66 did you like more
Essentially the Extended Universe had the Clones willingly follow it
Because it's an order
While the Disney Canon had them implemented with a chip that takes control of them
And essentially forces them to fulfill that order
opaque coyote
The 3d clone wars was made after the Disney Acquistion
shadow plover
but I do like the chip thing, makes more sense to have them forcefully to be made to follow that order instead of betraying the comrades in arms they've been fighting along side for years
shadow plover
The 3d clone wars was made after the Disney Acquistion
no it was before that I'm pretty sure
Disney bought SW in 2012
opaque coyote
but I do like the chip thing, makes more sense to have them forcefully to be mad...
On some level I do like the non chip on how tragic the clones are. In the sense that they are so brainwashed that they will follow any order.
But on the other hand, the Disney Chip one was more tragic
opaque coyote
Disney bought SW in 2012
True
Hm
When was the Fives episode made?
Give me a sec
The Fives episode that introduced the chip was made in 2014
So it is two years after Disney acquired Star Wars
Eh
Ig I should stop labeling it "Disney" choice and rather the new choice
Whatever