#40k-lore-chat
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He has 99 willpower and free re rolls
also elite knowing the names of side side characters is peak wolf
A warrior getting his ass makes sense
Some of us pay attention when we play games
I only remember the space wolf dude
Lol
Because I was wondering if it was ulfar from RT
I can’t recall any of the others either tbh
Ulfar was probably the only one who's name was said
Yeah
Since the voice is very similar
Ulfar
They say all the others
not to be confused with Ulfar
But it’s a brief bit
Ulfar the everlost
ulfar this bussy
STOP
that doesn't even mean anything
Ulfar thunderlungs
SPACE SHARKS NOOOO
It’s a, very “standard deathwatch” chapter.
All four first founding big four chapters and Black Templars
Ulfar Thunderthighs
maybe to you
Marvel rivals reference
I hate that shark though
It’s the joke with DW RPing is trying to make a deathwatch game that’s not half first founding
Anyway the entire animation was dogwater because the cultists were using primaris boltpistols
fucking unbelievable
TRASH
That’s not even that weird
He stole it
Duh
Legendary cultist loot
Definitely stole it
using that tzeentchian resizing sorcery, of course, I should have seen it

He’s 2 handing it smh
boltgun is clearly ignored because it's not about OUR BELOVED PRIMARIS
Well, had big hands
I need to make this an emote
boltgun would have made number 1 best seller of 2021 if it has primaris
Mirror the skull
I’m not good at photoshop
Boltgun would have sold well if it wasn’t a mid as hell boomer shooter

I will stand by that
Not wrong
It’s a doom clone but it’s not even that good of a doom clone
It’s got some good memes but
Boomer shooters also largely suck
This is true
I’ll die on that hill
it got attention because it came out during a drought of 40k content
But I’d rather fight the doom 2 archvile
Boltgun was fine
Then another lord of change
“Oh wow I wanna play a game based off a game from 30 years ago”
i do get bored very easily when playing doomer shooters
So squishy in 2
That being said it wasn’t awful but
People still play Diablo 4
Yeah but you know what I mean, Diablo has updated a ton
Most boomer shooters feel like
Skill issue
No

Better FPS doom
Exterminatus is horribly balanced
it's weird because doom itself activates all my joy receptors
But also it’s possible it’s just not my thing
That’s kind of silly imo
probably
i love doom but doomer shooters bore me
For a boomer shooter
I’m glad people enjoy them
You’d expect the highest difficulty to be the one the game was balanced around
Different stokes for different folks
since fucking when
Hopefully Mechanicus 2 will be good
SINCE DOOM 1
that's pretty rare tbh, most are for the second to highest
doom 1 is super hard on max diff tf
Necron supremacy 

Yeah
I mean with proper execution a boomer shooter can work well but sometimes it's better to just you know innovate like ultra kill
But all your tools are good
Aside from like the plasma ig
ok i cannot disagree on that one
there has rarely been any game that has balanced guns as well as doom did
Mini gun shreds
Shotgun is an enemy deleted
Just like irl
Plasma gun is plinker mk2 except it’s bad since it shares an ammo pool with the BFG
Which is a shame
probably because DOOM never had to fit any rule of cool FPS standards
Since it’s really fucking fun to use
What about Unmaykyr
That’s doom 64
The fancy gun you get if you complete the challenge
And also the unmaykyr is broken on purpose
In doom eternal it sucks ass
It’s literally terrible
Doom eternals weapon sandbox sucks
When around half the variants are terrible
And they just bandaid it with special enemies
Eternal hate will not be tolerated 
Just spamming the mini gun does around the same number of damage
I never said it was bad
But it’s weapon sandbox does suck imo
wdym that's all we do here
Jay hate is more in season this time of year
Only thing I hate are haters 
no i'm joly now
Auto shotgun, micro missiles, microwave beam, mobile turret are all objectively terrible
You hurt your what
oh right it's christmas
it's valhallan season
Yeah so make him forcefully listen to all i want for christmas is you
Yeah but super shotgun with chain
True!
Doom 2016’s sandbox is actually super well balanced until you get the Gauss cannon
Then it’s just
Gauss cannon the game
change made
Siege mode is super balanced
Or rocket jump
Bro i had people fucking argue with me about like
"why is Eternal taking itself so seriously"
THE MAIN CHARACTER
LITERALLY LIVES ON A FUCKING ASTEROID
CALLED THE FORTRESS OF DOOM
HE HAS A FUCKING LIBRARY
yeah but why he so sto'ic...
It's literally made to be like overpowered as hell
sto'thicc more like
New tech priest designs be upon ye
GYATT
He has a guitar collection
Yeah its super nerdy
wheres the last entry where he shoots the kids
I mean uh
in minecraft
HUH
CUT THE TAPE
Doom 2016 took itself super seriously tbh
that's a game over
STOP RECORDING
But not doom eternal
There we go the orphan decapitator
Yep khorne your champion is here
GOD fuck you with that gif lmfao
Why do you hate it?
Everytime I see anything from that game all I can think of is the meme about putting ice in the fryer
No i am going to bring her to you because that's your job
I dont, i love it, its why I hate it
I should replay it..
The way he says it too is the worst part
Mfw I had a professor in college telling us how stoicism is about misogyny and chauvinism
it's great
Ma’am I’m here for the philosophy credit so I can get my electrical degree
Can we just talk about how everything is a penis again please
💀
Least wacky philosophy professor
In what f****** universe would you decide to just randomly drop this here
It was very funny
What are we supposed to say to it
idk why
I mean it is funny but like who starts a conversation like this
We’ve been sitting down for awhile
After average eternal reward rumble domes everything i read is pretty calm to be fair
He mad a stoicism meme and I was bringing up a funny moment with it
There is positive effects on my conversation here
Also this guy looks like Saltspyre
Im joking lmao
Hey to be fair i am a dumbass
its literally on a side screen
Prison Break, more like old woman yaoi
BRUH
am I wrong
Oof he has the name Jerk for a reason

I don’t understand that reference and I don’t think I want to
Do you think there’s people in AoS who thinks the realms are round
F*** me man
The disapproved theory of round realms
You can take them to the edge of the realm and throw them off and they still won’t admit it
It's great, your brain forces you to choose one of the political dialogue options
So what do they say when you tell them that at the edge of the realms that's where you get the realm stone
smh
Not real
Prison Break is yaoi for old women
It’s a illusion
Yaoi means boy love
A wizard did it
Basically gay
I know that but oh I get it now
Yes it's a gay show for old woman
^
Can’t recall when they broke out
Yeah i believe that
Why are yous talking about yaoi
Prison Break minus its dated features is legit such a great show
every episode is a cockpunch
its insane
I just liked staring into Schofields gorgeous piercing eyes
Also constantly smiling like a predator
And so did the doctor lady
He’s lucky he’s so hot
Ikr
He would be super cringey otherwise
Jerk said that prison break is old woman yaoi
Like he pulls off those tats also
and it just spiraled from there
Yeah it helps that he actually looks intimidating slightly
then you meet him and hes very chill lol
again not surprising guy is a literal businessman
this is a wax man
why so shiny
Oh okay I thought you were calling Dilara a fujoshi
now I need someone to explain what a fujoshi is
Hank Hill would never say any of those words
is it that green dog from mario
Well, he might says them
But he wouldn’t know what they mean
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boys'_love_fandom#:~:text=Fujoshi (腐女子%2C%20lit.,feature%20romantic%20relationships%20between%20men.
Boys' love (BL), a genre of male-male homoerotic media originating in Japan that is created primarily by and for women, has a robust global fandom. Individuals in the BL fandom may attend conventions, maintain/post to fansites, create fanfiction/fanart, etc. In the mid-1990s, estimates of the size of the Japanese BL fandom were at 100,000 to 500...
oh
Oh it has an image lmao
I think the embed is enough, don't need that in my browsing history
Fujoshi (腐女子, lit. "rotten girl") is a Japanese term for female fans of manga, anime and novels that feature romantic relationships between men.
Cowardice
So it’s just gay stuff
Yeah I know a gal or two like that
They are basically super fans for gay relationships between men
Na
To be fair i wouldn't be surprised if Dilara was
Those poor Supernatural actors
I mean
i do like my space marine books

Got em
(this isnt a joke)
No you don't

name all space marines then
Look stay to fucking astarion and Marazhai okay
Just leave the space marines
you could've just said Brother, you just dig deeper
okay found my cheat sheet
Now where the fuck do I begin... maybe alphabetically 
uhhhh
Samurai marines canon via white dwarf
Wait jerk, you know what Yaoi is but not a Fujoshi?
well yeah
Jerk is well versed in some arts and not others
Yeah but it's weird to know about the japanese genere of gay men but not know about the super fans
Tbh Steel Confessors are debatably canon
TBF Fujoshi is a more specialist term
They are cool shut up

I wish i only learned it from that
Unfortunately
I have seen too much
yaois?
I learned about Fujoshi from an anime about a Fujoshi

It was pretty funny
But nah S.Confessors are deffo canon even if half their shit comes from tournmanet stuff
The Steel Confessors are a Space Marine Chapter.[3]
There is not much verifiable information on the Steel Confessors Space Marines Chapter (see Notes below). They are however referred to as the "crippled Steel Confessors Chapter" and Talos Valcoran, the Soulhunter, had taken a salvaged replacement thigh guard for his own damaged Power armour fr...
I DO love how half their images is just
some dude's photos
I’m pretty sure that reference isn’t accurate
Lexi is uh
IT MATTERS TO ME DAMN IT
It was reverse harem so she had like 6 guys in love with her trying to win her heart but because she was fujoshi she was trying to make them fall in love with eachother instead
wait i think i might be mixing them up with another Confessors chapter
lol
I remember we went on a deep dive of what they actually are mentioned in
On the Iron Hands server
Wait hold on did she used to be you know considered too big and then she lost weight?
it's pretty wild how few DA successors there are
they are like the only IH successor with a cool scheme dont do this
I can’t recall what the conclusion was but largely we don’t know much if they do exist
Yes
This sheet deffo does a great job of also like displaying how most of the Chapters are just unknown lol
also just how many fucking cum-banks the ultramarines have
this is just weak

Would it be this?
Yess
Yeah don't ask how i know
Sons of Medusa and Knights of Byzantium fuck hard smh
Because i will cave in your skull
if they don't fight alongside with Legio Ignatum in the sole mention they get it's worthless
Oh right the Byzs' i forgot since this is kinda outdated damn

This implies all other chapters are wearing onesies
And thus Iron Lords are the Chads
Anime's will have the strangest plot/premise known to man and then somehow turn it into peak fiction
Or the best hook ever and it just turns into a shitty harem anime
Oh yea or that
Claymore remake when
remember when I said I only hate haters, I lied
The anime fucked it up, give it another chance please
I hate anime
It's always
It really do be the worst
based
I only like anime thats actually good
like warhammer 40,000
correct
Either it's peak or not
it doesn't risk flashing you with random teenager's panty shot
Okay Fujoshi grandma go back to watching prison break
have you looked at primaris minis
they're not panties nor teenagers
oh hell yeah space diapers
AAA-
just like john halo
knights of byzantium and steel confessors are a similar tier of canonicity
theyre both fanfic chapters that kinda got legitimized
both cool
they both appear often in successor chapter lists for IH
Yeah largely, Steel Confessors it’s just been a minute. I would like to see more of both.
Todays 40k question for a lore newbie like me
Abaddon comes along to check on his Chaos army, or Chaos that we face in Darktide. Do Karnak twins bow or kneel, do they show any sense of reverance of being in Abaddons presence ?
Or is it very much a "no one cares about ranks here just go and kill" situation
Abaddon would be able to command respect, in the same manner that a SM Chapter Master would for the Imperial Guard
But it's more might make right than anything else
Yes, I guess for me, Chaos having some form of order even amongst its own ranks to know its leader and bow before its leader, shows some form of order. Which usually wouldn't be unusual if it wasn't Chaos
Wouldn't really call it order or respect for rank
Abaddon is a powerful guy
Disrespecting powerful guys is a good way to get turned into a smear
Exactly
Black legion is one of the only groups able to manage some form of coherency. He usually has to convince independent warbands to work alongside him for whatever objective hes proposing
Most of the time they break off to do their own thing after said objective is completed or betray him in some way during it
hey whats school like in the imperium
Black Legion, Word bearers, and the death guard are the CSM Legions still with intact stuff
whats the educatoin standards
there isn't school for a lot of them
kids go to work
Schola Progenium unironically has really high education standards if we want to use that as a baseline
not just for academic success but for physical fitness as well
Schola Progenium badminton courses go hard
is that the one that only accept orphans who kill each other
you learn high gothic, you learn imperial laws, regulations, stuff relating to your future job
Thats the one that only has war orphans but the orphans don't kill each other
the killing orphans part only happens if they end up in the Scions, Comissar or SoB courses
then they get funny live fire drills
oh okay
where the punishment for being too slow is getting shot
Just like Nottingham honestly
the imperium if anyone could go to school besides orphans
but for roles like Scribes, Clerks, ect. those orphans don't get shot at
well
they do get shot at
but they don't get shot or killed
usually
do you have to be an orphan for those classes
lmao ah
or when they're recruited up and being trained
Me when I need more government workers but I dont have enough orphans
isnt becoming literate as an adult significantly\ harder?
Yes
granted being fully literate isn't like super uncommon
most people in the imperium fall into semi literate territory
where their parents/fellow workers/the ecclisarchy
teaches them some basic stuff
when they're children
the vengeful spirit would appear over atoma, abaddon would teleport in, absolutely massive with his crazy sword, he'd have a bunch of heretic space marine terminators with him, and i just reckon it'd be totally clear who the boss is and that you shouldn't fuck with him if you're the karnak twins
i think even to chaos it'd be like "oh shit this guy"
he'd order them to do something
almost like a living anti christ
and they'd know they either do it or they're killed
remember, saying abbadons name is considered terrible luck on many imperial worlds
lol
even then just the physical presence of him
yeah he's fucking huge
the unfuckwithable energy of the dude
Literacy is overrated tbh 
Yeah i mean any csm warband could probably show up in atoma and start bossing people around
Abaddon especially
Generally dont want to fuck with 7m tall thiccboys
as soon as the ship appeared over the planet it'd be clear something serious is gonna happen
But yea it can be tough and also you can encounter some odd issues
Like my granda left school to work and didn't learn to read until later on but for some reason he could just never learn to write
Being brought up in a fundementalist cult we were always taught to "Fear" God, but Fearing god was not explained as "youre gonna shit your pants son" it was seen a respectful commendable thing to do to Fear Him.
I imagine its the same way but less context in 40k of saying "oh no its just showing respect" its kneel and not die, we're not sugar coating it kid
Does Abaddon see himself as second though?
i guess most ppl would kneel before jesus if he appeared with his halo and shit
no but he does know there are 4 chaos gods
no
he's not that egotistical
man has a huge ego but he's not that ego driven
like his relationship with the chaos gods is almost political at this point
cause the gods will directly juice someone up if they think it'll benefit them, so he's sort of playing them off in exchange for power
and ultimately he has a goal which is destroy the imperium
so the gods can help him a lot towards that
I think someone said the other day that Abaddon believe he can't be puppeteer'd and thats why hes so useful to Chaos God's because they're doing just that
yeah theres a big element of that for sure
he's def being controlled by the chaos gods to an extent
that is sort of what chaos undivided is about
the same way Archeon is lol
though Archeon makes his disdain for the gods like
100x more public
and says he's going to kill them
ii think he knows he's in this weird mutually beneficial arrangement with the gods
Not heard of Archeon before, reading up now
it only really works cause they all want to destroy the imperium, if he wanted something completely different or something entirely self-serving i dont think he'd have got nearly as far with them
ah I see, quite the debate online with whose stronger, Archeon or Abaddon haha
Archaon is pretty baller
his mount does look metal
I wish there was this much depth and lore about Daemonhosts, my first toedipping was to do with them and the article was woefully small compared to these
read eisenhorn for some daemonhost action
but yeah this is what warhammer lore is like haha
abaddon is the main bad guy of the setting in warhammer 40k
theres a ton of worldbuilding but most of that lore is going to come from small vignettes in codexes or white dwarf articles
so there'll only be bits here and there
and also bear in mind it's all essentially tie-in fiction
Yes, I've heard that any lore to do with 40k is usually told from an unreliable perspective
the stuff in eisenhorn about daemonhosts was there because there was a daemonhost model in the 54mm inquisitor game that GW did
so that's more or less the only source of the lore. eisenhorn, which was tie-in fiction for that game, and then the game rulebook
interesting
which probably had just a couple paras about daemonhosts, then rules for it
(ive not read it)
oh, and ultimately i think it all comes from a piece of art by john blanche for the game
you cant even get new daemenhost models apparently even tho you can still play them, out of production and the ones that you can get from ebay are the old ones that look very dated
i believe they re-released eisenhorn and those models in smaller scale to go with warhammer 40k, some time after they cancelled Inquisitor. they're old finecast models
could be wrong on when they came out though
and like the guys at games worshop, the writers and sculptors and painters etc were making their own models and some of those probably made it in to the lore
i think there were few official models and lots of them were conversions and custom sculpted etc
anyway im yapping
i guess my point is most of the lore is just made up on a game-by-game basis
so for daemonhosts, theyre used as a character in what's essentially a tabletop roleplaying game, so its not so much about drawing from a huge pool of background, it's more about making up your own stories and having it be a part of a narrative experience you're having with friends
"this is a character, here's a tiny bit of background to get your imagination going, have fun"
40 K and the systems are inherently built to where a lot of times there doesn’t have to be only one way for something to happen
We just see a general version to simplify things and for easier, portrayals for art and models
so you saying havoc mode is gonna be here til Jan 7?
this is cool
redemptor dreads, but also oldschool razorbacks
no fandangly primaris tanks
i cant work out if the standing figures are space marines or crew & chapter serfs or what
Looks likes redemptors among them so I assume its the full company.
Company and crew
badass
gotta say its amazing to see the ultramarines 2nd company lined up like that in a shot that's as cool as that
the most warhammer 40k poster boys in a single image
Who up jolly asl rn
Eh, it was just mediocre, and if it was supposed to introduce people to 40K it was kinda all over the place, and you couldn’t see half of it because dust
I’m sure they’ll issue retractions anyday now
Also
I just learned a fact
For Transformers One there was a scene where Bumblebee finds out and exclaims that he has knife hands
In the UK
And EXCLUSIVELY THE UK
It was redubbed to Swordhands
Due to the rampant Knife Violence in Britain
...
they've been doing that for years yeah
they renamed the Teenage Mutant NINJA Turtles to Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles once

I find that really funny.
Then again, America has movies made about Columbine
So maybe we're delving deep into the other end
Its another case of adults not really realising kids love violence
they will always get exposed eventually, its pretty dumb
I loved violence
Problem is that my teachers were concerned over me uh
Drawing sword fights and having the characters die a bloody death
Yeah most assume you got sociopathic tendencies from that when the reality is "nah it just looks cool I know its fiction dingus"
And also consuming
"1000000 lbs of cocaine"
I didn't even know what cocaine looked like. All I knew was that it was a drug.
It was like a fucking water tank of liquid cocaine
...
Measured in pounds
Real
GW tries to kinda censor what the lore-accurate depictions of actual war like are in the setting so many times since the target audience is kids
when in relaity no a space marine ripping apart some cultist in gory detail is cool

I still find it funny that somebody thought it was a good idea to make a kids book series in 40k
Like
How tf were they gonna explain Servitors
Theres a reason the most "violent" death in the books is someone getting gauss'd
instead of like uh
a child having her head blown off by a lasgun shot

thats for Pariah Nexus which is BASED
Tbf there are some kids books that are hilariously violent
Y'know the Warrior Cats series
Like I always heard Girls talk about it back in like elementary to middle.
I recently checked it out
There is so much cat murder
Orphan cat murder
Clone Wars is probably the top choice
but thats a show that also matured with its growing audience
Ffs Transformers One literally has Megatron rip Sentinel in half.
Seriously if that was human, it would be rated M
"AAAAGHHHHH MINERS!!!"
Bro imagine Dark wing waking up and seeing that the two cogless robots he threw down the trash chute became the equivalent of
Jesus
And
A terrorist leader
At this point ripping someone in half is megatron's signature move
Saw a Mom cover their kids eyes when that happened
Lmao
But yeah also true
The kid looked hyped tho
Absolutely starry eyed
Before it got covered

Redwall books
Teenage mutant hero turtles was peak
Did… did the latest balance slate just nerf GSC?
are telling me they nerfed the faction that's not even on the radar?
Bald superiority?
yeah its funny just how messed up so many kids books can be, but because its not humans most of the time parents tend to not notice the violence
like the silverwing books literally open with the bats being attacked and their home burned to the ground and most of them killed
all because the main character got caught flying in the daytime by an owl
huh neat
@celest dome can you use runes to make a magic powered flintlock pistol in warhammer fantasy and aos?
I don't think they're that far yet, you could have rune projectiles, but bullets are still difficult to etch in runes, due to their sizes
Like Dwarf use rune projectiles on the catapults
But those are big enough
no i mean through a series of rune carvings can you like, put the runes on a pistol and every time you cock the gun it absorbs magic nearby and then shoot it out, and if you want to shoot again you just have to cock it again
But if you want to use it without magic nearby you need to supply it with your own
well, there are object that contain spells
You could do one in the shape of a gun
But you would be under the same rules as before
So you get limited X spells per day, and need to wait to it to be recharge
yeah basically i want to make a character who dual wields a pistol that doesn't use ammunition but every time he cocks it it absorbs magic nearby and by pulling the trigger he fires it out of the barrel
So they wouldn't be a Magician or no ?
an engineer with a good knowledge in rune magic
he's from Greywater
in aos
In AoS, yes, that would work, it's basically what some of the Arkonaut do iirc
sweet
what if gun go pow
Tactical Breach Wizard
Noise pistol is crazy
whats in the fuel can though?
yeah thats what i was thinking
Oh fuck oh fuck
Let me just sprint to Warcom
Fuck I still hate that they got rid of the RSS feed
Oh it's beautiful
Blastmaster I guess
someone has to paint the cans yellow when the minis come out lol
Yeah, that's exactly what I want though haha
It's reassurance that it's not a fucking guitar gun
Yeah i wanna see the Marines lmfao
IT DOES have a tuning dial tho

close but no cigar
It goes to eleven!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡1111
YEET
11 is the lowest setting
Yessss
There was some art with a noise marine for the MTG Warhammer game and he had a fookin' guitar
So part of me still dreaded that they'd go retro camp for the marines
I don't mind, as long as I can use sonic blasters that looks inhuman
the guitars come from a less serious time in 40k so the odds of them coming back are slim
Options are fine
GW is very focused on making the setting more serious it seems
Bagpipe
NOOOOO
LETS GOOOOOO
Don’t worry, they’re just canisters
Bagpipes are a sonic weapon though, so it’s not too farfetched
Theres a part of me that wishes they were still electric guitars
Or like a tuba
Imagine obliterating the skulls of loyalists with the power of smooth jazz
I still love the Guitar Noise Marine
But I think they need to be treated as Sorcerer like
Rough jazz
New gsc rule okay but it doenst say when you spend the points
that's not for tuning, it's volume control and you BETTER believe it goes from 1 to 11
Yeah the only real value is the cosmetic pieces from the chapter stuff
Like the helmet pattern to color your mk 10 face mask
Yeah I just found it
you literally gotta waste even more points for a DLC you bought
fuck that shit
Yeah..
I went to play the new map and got into a infinite loading screen
Better part of me was like nah
Closed the game
Went back to playing castlevania
Sounds about right. Im literally only just coming back because my friend wanted to play the campaign. Gonna uninstall after that
Honestly it seems that so far it's still going pretty strong
Have they buffed the amout of spacamarine bucks you get for playing the game?
Unlocking stuff takes too long
No idea, i dont even give enough of a shit to check it out
i'm glad that you can grind for the money to buy the cosmetics but you either go two ways about this
You sacrifice your drip for stronger gear
I hope people actually complain about this DLC/unlock format
or sacrifice your gear for the drip
its genuine trash
Have they allowed you to customize your chaos marine besides changing their colors?
for the PVP
oof
honestly by the rate space marine 2 is going I think it's gonna run out of steam sooner or later
unless they change it up
Nope. The multiplayer is unbalanced garbo anyway
You can change your lens color now
Whee
Crazy that online has the exact same issues in the first and second game lmao
Yea that felt bad. And the time you have to invest to unlock gear and drips exceeds the replayability for me
Lmfao
alright plus the obelisk mission that is the new one how many missions does the game have
Warhammer players love playing the same game with no difference 50 times
i'm gonna say not a lot
HEY THE ORCS ARE AWESOME IN TOTAL WAR
What company are they usually expecting in the rear ranks?
Literally what’s the difference between the newest hero and the first hero
My dad with his belt probably
Epic hero or what ever it’s called
The vox voice filters makes everyone sounds the same. It just adds to replaying the same shit in loop
To be fair with gorbad it makes sense why he is you know not getting the best thing because well the orcs are already op
The one you play as
||the traitor pvp voices gods||
I’m 90% sure online TWW is literal hell to play
i don't online mags i don't have friends
It takes me unironically 5 minutes to load into battle in single player
So when I play I usually paint at the same time lmao
Yeah to be fair it is a good game to play when you just want to turn off your brain a slightly amount of bit and just you know manage an empire or something
I love the civ part of the game
I feel you. Blessed is autoresolve
I’m dog water at the battle path of the game
Fr
Who knew i could just vassalize everyone by throwing gold at them
why do you think i play orcs?
My gameplay literally consists of throwing my army at the enemy and praying to gork and mork
I don't care about my army losses. Don't make me fight a fight I don't have to intervene personally
I only really do battles if it feels like i might have to cheese
Still though as much as I love gorbad the additions he is adding is not that exciting
the orcs are already pretty strong
what faction do you usually play then

Wait what’s old world dark oath called
Norsca
so Wulfrik the wanderer
Ye I love him
Even though yes he doesn't add much I am pretty excited to play him because I did always want to use a good chunk of the roster to experiment but because of the way orcs are built I can't really do that
Gorbad's lore is also pretty awesome
yeah but Darkoath are already a thing
Sadly no kruleboyz in old world
yes it is
Hobgobbo ?
yeah but those guys are stuck with the chaos dwarves
*ignoring the norsca models use to be same models as dark oath
Not all of them
yeah but you know you can't recruit them as orcs so that's the sad part\
Most Hobgobbo are independent, though they do still trade with the CD
You can only recruit them with the chaos dwarves
In AOS they trade with CD!!! I imagine the reason they are hobgobbo instead of normal gobbo is chaos energy
Is old world hobgobs yellow ?
these ones yeah
In TW ?
a Hobgobbo LL could be fun as a pseudo CD faction, working like that hunter in Lustria and working odd jobs and getting paid by Ironhand in troops, so CD are ridiculously expensive
Gorka morka bless compound explosives
don't you just love it to charge the small guy group only to be blasted by a barrage of grenades
grenades release toxic gas which are then ignited by the other half creating blistering explosions
you're telling me this
doesn't do that much?
It’s a ranged weapon you can throw in melee
You use to be able to run and throw
But that was a bit too much utility
If I did anything I’d probably like, idk give an ability to ‘pull pins’ and you deal mortals on a 5+ but you take 1d3 mortal wounds at the end of the shooting phase
yeah that sounds like a fun idea
take everyone with you
It has to be worded differently to not interact with the venom rules
Maybe an additional mortal wound on a 5+ instead of dealing mortals
It might be really busted depending on the new last samurai hobgobbo
yeah i'm excited to see how he will change up the Grots
Does he buff them good or is he just something you will get as a nice model piece
He has a hero kill ability and probably will give hobgobs strike first or strike on same turn
Aka he’s just the royal decapitator
The Chad
oh so he has an ability to execute
imagine being assassinated by a Hobgrot
yeah your god is never gonna let you live that down
IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
My hope is he’s dirt cheap
Like 80 points max
Or he’s in a RoR
if a Hobgrot hero is not cheap i would be very much scratching my head
it's a Hobgrot
POV some shrimp ass gobbo approached the literal embodiment of sigmar
Oh found the gif
Lmao
Saw someone saying Jeff is millennial bait and to ‘read the comics’
Fuck guy this in marvel rivals
comic wise yeah he is adorable but if you play against him on marvel rivals
Even tho Jeff is from the comics
may god have mercy on your soul because the player base won't
yep he's mostly a deadpool Gwenpool thing
most of the jeff hate coming right now it's just in rivals to be fair
like in that game he is a ******* annoying support to fight against
I don’t like gwenpool but one of my partners does so I won’t comment on it lmao
Ive been mostly popping off with magneto, loki and starlord
Trying to remember my favorite marvel heroes shit
damn you dirty zogger with loki
Hes loki op xd
Spider man, ant man until he became a domestic abuser for some reason, iron man until he became a domestic absuer for some reason
DOCTOR DOOM!
yeah but he has pretty good heals and quite literally the clones
I fuckinh love doctor doom
Dont forget his dumb ass ult
every time i hear your powers are mine i clench up and lock in
Being able to become the enemy psylocke and ult the enemy team is hilarious
or become the punisher and literally wipe everyone
Yeah
My mainly main peni Parker and Venom
Penny for if I want to be a scumbag and camp the objectives
And venom when I feel like actually helping my team by distracting the enemy as a meat shield
yeah he has insane survivability
Hey what’s y’all’s computer stats? I wanna see if rivals will run on my computer
and incredible dives
Yeah, dive, slow and then start m1 spam
is the minimum requirements for the game
The steam isn’t correct, that’s also the suggested stats
Yeah and if it gets a little too dicey po....d watch the enemy pull out their hair
Ryzen 9-5950x, rtx 3080 and 32 gb ram
i can run the game but i'm pretty much not up for the minimal requirements
hold one
my processor is a AMD Athlon 3000G with Radeon Vega Graphics
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1630
I havent played him yet but ive seen ironfists and they are terrifying
I had one on the enemy team who would annihilate our healers
Yeah their favorite thing to do is to sneak up on your back line and assassinate someone
A venom can only like stand up to an iron fist for a little while but not win against him in a fight
i will try my best to hold off the iron fist but like i need help
We ended up focusing his ass
He's practically one of the best one-on-one duelist in the game
yeah it's a must
and that Genji ass ult
and the block that enhances his basic attacks
I’m not a computer nerd but I do know Rivals is currently very badly optimised and is running badly even in systems that should run it
yeah like Larmoth says
it's quite bad
at optimisation
Hopefully they fix it up because one of the things that is a constant is if it's a free multiplayer game it needs to be able to run on a toaster
Ah okay
how good is your PC specs anyway
Rivals has atrocious optimization yeah
Just curious
yeah it consumes a lot of ram
add memory
that's why i literally play it on windowed
atrocious yes but at least i can play
hopefully in the future they will add updates to make it better but for now
If you wanna try it you can download it and run it at the lowest settings you can
it is free to play so that's the good part
i'm not the greatest of computer guys but
i think you should not try it
but if you want
run it on the lowest settings first
my PC is not the best but it can run darktide reliably
this game will completely freeze for me
even on the lowest setting i can
Go to task manager, on the left column, click on "performance"
yeah i think you can probably try running the game on the lowest setting you can but that ram is not looking good i'm gonna be honest
Meh I’ll just wait
yeah wait for it to get better in optimization
It will have hard time to run the game.
Yeah just wait for it honestly
Like this game eats up memory
And again the optimization is absolutely horrific
8gb of ram might choke
Though, if the laptop has small resolution, bellow 1080p, it might be able to run at around 30fps at minimum setting.
Baseline for just regular pc is 16 gb now
How is the game for you optimization wise
By the way jackit
My pc is a monster though








