what if i drink cow blood every day
#40k-lore-chat
crystal forum
tough haven
what if i drink cow blood every day
Doesn’t work like that
dusk patrol
Imagine being a hemomancer when you can just control water.
tough haven
Get a transfusion instead
arctic talon
Imagine being a hemomancer when you can just control water.
yeah pretty much lol
low gazelle
Have a tank of blood that you carry around
crystal forum
does O- have stronger powers
low gazelle
Like grunts from halo
arctic talon
for obvious reasons
low gazelle
Just inject yourself
arctic talon
"like why are you using your own and other peoples blood are you stupid"
"you can just use water"
crystal forum
can water benders explode somebody by moving their body water
low gazelle
Yes
crystal forum
nice
arctic talon
can water benders explode somebody by moving their body water
in League lore? yes
if the other person isn't a mage
crystal forum
this isn't avatar?
arctic talon
well
low gazelle
The whole verse is lucky af that air benders are monks
crystal forum
i dont follow anymore
low gazelle
Air is easily the most op
arctic talon
they'd need to be blood benders
queen laurel
"you can just use water"
stabs someone by crystallising their blood and impaling them
arctic talon
but it wouldn't be too hard
dusk patrol
They're all a lot more dangerous than the show goes into tbh
arctic talon
to like rupture cell walls
dusk patrol
Also humans in avatar are, very durable.
arctic talon
noxian vampire pigeons
my beloved
they're called vampire pigeons because they literally drink blood
crystal forum
you're telling me a children's show intentionally doesnt show people being ripped apart
that's crazy
dusk patrol
Noxians not using red highlights for every fucking thing ever challenge.
arctic talon
"It's rather fun, feeding the birds. I wagered with poor Feoward that they'd sup blood as keenly as a Bordent basilisk, and lo and behold: the pigeons are Noxian indeed!"
arctic talon
Noxians not using red highlights for every fucking thing ever challenge.
Too bad
dusk patrol
you're telling me a children's show intentionally doesnt show people being rippe...
They do let them suffocate people sometimes.
queen laurel
noxian vampire pigeons
these look like vampiric hummingbirds to me
crystal forum
noxian vampire pigeons
so mosquitos but i can punch them
dusk patrol
Always love this gif
arctic talon
10 years ago
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/thinhfoil-avatar-gif-21442032
OK let me be racist on the group that can use my air against me
like seriously bro
crystal forum
dont you just hate it when you're camping in the woods and vampire birds drain your life blood in your sleep
low gazelle
Are all the dialog in dragon age veil that bad?
dusk patrol
OK let me be racist on the group that can use my air against me
Well in this case she was a bad ruler but Zaheer was more just an anarchist who was tearing down all authority.
And he happened to be a Air Nomad weeb who got airbending powers.
arctic talon
me when the bird is a magical
also @dusk patrol I found two noxians who don't use red as a highlight. They're both Reckoners
dusk patrol
Damn
Unicorns
I love the LoL color schemes but it is always funny when factions and entire sections of the world all have a specific lighting everyone uses or color theme.
arctic talon
I found another but thats cheating since she's a warmason
and imagine being a scout
and needing to wear bright fucking red
tough haven
and needing to wear bright fucking red
Based
queen laurel
and needing to wear bright fucking red
ok on the major cities which average citizens life is the best
in runterra
arctic talon
I love the LoL color schemes but it is always funny when factions and entire sec...
now that you point it out with the whole every Noxian has red highlights thing jesus its actually true I've never noticed it
but holy shit lol
dusk patrol
and needing to wear bright fucking red
Oh yeah thats dumb....
Who would....ever do that...
dusk patrol
arctic talon
ok on the major cities which average citizens life is the best
idk prolly Piltover
dusk patrol
Now thats more like it
arctic talon
god
mortifactors are cool
with the whole skull thing
like yeah its edgy as hell but I don't care
queen laurel
Oh yeah thats dumb....
Orks do
so you don't have to worry we are equally somehow
Wearing bright colors
dusk patrol
I'll always love the Rogue Trader rule for Kommandos where they cause fear when breaking stealth.
dusk patrol
now that you point it out with the whole every Noxian has red highlights thing j...
They found a theme and stuck with it
queen laurel
I'll always love the Rogue Trader rule for Kommandos where they cause fear when ...
i mean can you imagine suddenly just seeing a 8 foot tall giant mountain of muscle suddenly?
Like like you have to wrestle a thought that this thing somehow snuck around you
dusk patrol
That's the reason basically, the image of a massive ork suddenly materializing out of the shadows is "not something they'll soon forgot"
arctic talon
oh also annie doesn't use red as a highlight, lots of pink though
Like a lot of pink
queen laurel
That's the reason basically, the image of a massive ork suddenly materializing o...
yeah not an easy pill to swallow
dusk patrol
oh also annie doesn't use red as a highlight, lots of pink though
Now I'm not an expert.
arctic talon
what makes you say that smh
low gazelle
oh also annie doesn't use red as a highlight, lots of pink though
Where is Annie from
In lore
crystal forum
oh also annie doesn't use red as a highlight, lots of pink though
if this artist has never done porn then i will be disapppinted
the art style is perfect
queen laurel
if this artist has never done porn then i will be disapppinted
Jay
arctic talon
Where is Annie from
Noxus
dusk patrol
low gazelle
if this artist has never done porn then i will be disapppinted
Bro
...
queen laurel
seriously
low gazelle
Jay we need to talk 😭
dusk patrol
if this artist has never done porn then i will be disapppinted
Jay
arctic talon
her design in league is so much worse then her design in LoR tbh
It just doesn't fit
as well
and the fact they changed only a few things and made her fit in with the setting is neat
arctic talon
backpack material got changed
crystal forum
you all were thinking about it
low gazelle
His porn addiction
crystal forum
smh
dusk patrol
No Jay
crystal forum
im just honest
low gazelle
I was not
queen laurel
you all were thinking about it
No because we're not deranged like you
arctic talon
and the dress style got made "older"
arctic talon
you all were thinking about it
I was not 💀
dusk patrol
I did not look at the image of a child and think "porn"
low gazelle
Overwatch writers changing dvas age be like
arctic talon
Overwatch writers changing dvas age be like
what did they do 
all I know is Kiriko is like
way too young
crystal forum
it's the same artist for all this shit
arctic talon
oh
low gazelle
what did they do <:vox:925922732342923275>
Dva used to be 16 but due to some artwork they upped it
arctic talon
I see
dusk patrol
So people could be slightly less creepy....
low gazelle
Yea
dusk patrol
I guess....
arctic talon
this is my favorite child in league lore
look at him
Chip is adorable
little baby golem
crystal forum
this is why i dont fuck women, way easier to tell guys who are over 20
low gazelle
this is my favorite child in league lore
Amumu is the most relatable and my favorite boyo
dusk patrol
this is my favorite child in league lore
Reminds me of Turtwig
dusk patrol
Torterra is objectively the best starter final form too.
crystal forum
do golems eat
arctic talon
Reminds me of Turtwig
the grass stuff def makes it look that way
in League lore? no
they're magical stone constructs
or other constructs
crystal forum
are golems jewish in league
tough haven
do golems eat
Eat or eat?
crystal forum
aw
dusk patrol
As a kid I always imagined how you could like, build a camp on top of Torterra and he could just walk you around places.
And you could just chill on his back.
crystal forum
tutel
tough haven
As a kid I always imagined how you could like, build a camp on top of Torterra a...
Animal abuse
tough haven
That’s like having your dog ride you around 24/7
crystal forum
turtles are cool, get one at 20 and they'll outlive you
low gazelle
As a kid I always imagined how you could like, build a camp on top of Torterra a...
Sleeping on snorlaxs belly as a kid
crystal forum
That’s like having your dog ride you around 24/7
ayo?
crystal forum
I said around
you're FUCKED
low gazelle
you're FUCKED
Welcome to lore chat
dusk patrol
Ask Jiggly Puff to put you to sleep when you can't go to bed.
tough haven
Like bro, that’s literally your pet you can’t just have him carry you everywhere
crystal forum
Ask Jiggly Puff to put you to sleep when you can't go to bed.
he takes out the glock
NO NOT THAT KIND OF SLEEP
tough haven
Ask Jiggly Puff to put you to sleep when you can't go to bed.
Until there’s some kinda drawback to using it all the time
low gazelle
Ask Jiggly Puff to put you to sleep when you can't go to bed.
If Pokémon were real they'd be abused. I mean look at what some peeps do to dogs
tough haven
It would be horrible
crystal forum
pokemon can kill you easily
tough haven
Also the leaked Pokémon lore 💀
Japanese folklore be like
crystal forum
you think an onyx wouldn't fucking crush your head
arctic talon
yet another Noxian L
low gazelle
Japanese folklore be like
That shhh ruined my childhood
tough haven
That shhh ruined my childhood
Ignoring things:
low gazelle
What were they thinking
low gazelle
Ignoring things:
Nah ignorance is not bliss
low gazelle
Ignoring things:
Gotta know who you support with your money
arctic talon
Did they win?
I'm going to hazard a guess and say the Noxians did not win against Galio
for a few reasons
dusk patrol
Pfft obvious Demacian bias
arctic talon
oh also funniest thing ever but Riot made "minions" as in the summoners rift minions canon
They're veigars magical constructs
low gazelle
oh also funniest thing ever but Riot made "minions" as in the summoners rift min...
WINIONS
I saw clip of a tournament and they all pushed mid and lost to the super minions
Imagine being a pro team and you lose to those little guys
low gazelle
Valid crashout
arctic talon
the League ones
crystal forum
i have thankfully never played league but the diver guy is the coolest looking one
there's something so fundamentally cool about 1940's diving gear
mmmh yes i will go where no man has gone before with nothing but a rubber tube to keep me alive
languid meadow
crystal forum
he looks very different from when i last saw him 8 years ago
languid meadow
crystal forum
less cool than i remember
queen laurel
crystal forum
whats his story
queen laurel
queen laurel
whats his story
He was a diver until he was betrayed and he was in that suit
he merged with the suit and became a legend
languid meadow
he turned into a big ass toll collector
crystal forum
is he still just a guy
queen laurel
Because from where he's from there is a tradition where you toss a coin in the water as a payment for the tithe
queen laurel
is he still just a guy
look at him and ask that question again
crystal forum
idk man maybe it's just his day job
queen laurel
do you think there is still human in that?
queen laurel
idk man maybe it's just his day job
he's basically the suit
crystal forum
sucks
languid meadow
low gazelle
Because from where he's from there is a tradition where you toss a coin in the w...
tithe?
TITHE
languid meadow
he's pretty cool but he does need a model update (kind of)
queen laurel
he's pretty cool but he does need a model update (kind of)
art wise he looks definitely
great
queen laurel
crystal forum
stop farting
low gazelle
I cant help it
crystal forum
first thing i think of when i see bottoms do that
low gazelle
stop farting
When do u think live action arcane will be attempted
low gazelle
im sorry hwat
crystal forum
i only come here to hit on everyone
sand bloom
did he do it one at a time so slowly no one even noticed it wasn't even the same Amazons?
crystal forum
old
green loom
first thing i think of when i see bottoms do that
Bottoms?
green loom
When do u think live action arcane will be attempted
It prolly won't be
League has a history for animated crap
Prolly will continue on that trend
arctic talon
We know riot wants to do something in live action
But they’re still doing animated stuff
outer wave
he's pretty cool but he does need a model update (kind of)
That and possibly a kit touch up
rose thorn
hey chat
rose thorn
he's pretty cool but he does need a model update (kind of)
whats his mdoel
arctic talon
But it gets the job done
queen laurel
whats his mdoel
rose thorn
queen laurel
yeah compared to the art he is a bit
rose thorn
holy shit its a skylander
queen laurel
eh
languid meadow
it's getting there
queen laurel
There’s people way more in need of a model update
Nocturne
languid meadow
not gragas (he's perfect)
arctic talon
He is perfection
languid meadow
so many champs need a model update trying to list them all would be a pain in the ass
and it's funny since a lot of said champs have really good LoR designs
queen laurel
and it's funny since a lot of said champs have really good LoR designs
Lor be goated
arctic talon
and it's funny since a lot of said champs have really good LoR designs
LoR goated for modern designs for champions
queen laurel
queen laurel
He looks like a crusty Raisin
arctic talon
(I don't like mordes LoR)
Yeah fair enough lol
queen laurel
Yeah fair enough lol
Yeah I will admit it's not something I particularly like
the changes are a bit too drastic
languid meadow
he just reminds me of xerath
queen laurel
and then him unbound
powerful but not Veigar on a mech
arctic talon
omg I forgot about twinkrath
Twinkrath goes crazy, do you think he looked like that when he was still human lol
I know it’s a skin
But still
languid meadow
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did
queen laurel
Twinkrath goes crazy, do you think he looked like that when he was still human l...
I mean
arctic talon
And waited for the very end before he ascended to declare he was going to free the slaves
Jokes aside the skin is neat
Even if its very much
horny bait
queen laurel
Jokes aside the skin is neat
To be honest I also use project renekton as like basically the closest I can find him to what he looked like human
and i will say not bad
low gazelle
yknow after looking at arcane memes
ive realized something
Singed caused everything
then got the happiest ending
languid meadow
low gazelle
WAIT
OMFG
VIKTOR IS JUST A NECRON
arctic talon
A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank.
The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.
The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.
The Targonian says, 'Gimme' all your gemstones!'
And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba--- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank...
an in universe Runeterra joke on robbing banks
opaque coyote
rose thorn
damn i do like wolf riders wow
i liked when elves and gobbos ride htem
maybe im too harsh on space wolves
(im probably not)
rose thorn
an in universe Runeterra joke on robbing banks
oh isnt briar in noxus?
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
oh
arctic talon
its a shark elf vampire
She has the shittiest dad ever award tbh
Now granted Vladimir isn’t really her dad
But he is her creator
rose thorn
i only know she was controversial whens he released
arctic talon
i only know she was controversial whens he released
Tbh her splash art makes her look way too young imo
rose thorn
soudsn right
arctic talon
Her depiction outside of that is fine
arctic talon
It does have child champions
rose thorn
ARE HER FEET SO HIGH DETAIL
arctic talon
but brair is like somewhat sexualized in her first apperance in the cinematic
so when the splash art came out
rose thorn
WHAT FREAKAZOID WENT OFF ON HER FEET
rose thorn
lmao
rose thorn
but brair is like somewhat sexualized in her first apperance in the cinematic
ah
okay done looking at her on google
arctic talon
like this is the ending shot of the cinematic she was in
rose thorn
holy shit google censorship has failed me
arctic talon
but yeah she's a blood golem
rose thorn
like this is the ending shot of the cinematic she was in
context?
queen laurel
like this is the ending shot of the cinematic she was in
let's hope jay is not here
rose thorn
oh true
arctic talon
but Briar is the first example of a Golem being made out of entierly biological material and magic
rose thorn
its not as bad as id think
rose thorn
but Briar is the first example of a Golem being made out of entierly biological ...
ooo
shark
arctic talon
its not as bad as id think
its benign
rose thorn
guh vampires
arctic talon
he's not a vampire smh
queen laurel
but Briar is the first example of a Golem being made out of entierly biological ...
so why does she have personality
arctic talon
well
arctic talon
so why does she have personality
Golems have personality in league lore
Galio, Blitzcrank
Malphite
Its a necessary part for their animation
queen laurel
Galio, Blitzcrank
i expected them to be very rare cases but that's very neat
arctic talon
now granted
golems can be more animalistic mentally
also Krugs who are a natural species
are golems
I'm a big fan of krugs
arctic talon
they're territorial
and they don't eat(it seems)
and they are like many species of animals on runeterra magical
rose thorn
oh they are also turtles
arctic talon
mhm
arctic talon
or sometihng llike tht
unfortunately they're jungle camps 
rose thorn
why did the team go so hard on them
rose thorn
unfortunately they're jungle camps <a:BadTakes:1103054527118180473>
damn
arctic talon
why did the team go so hard on them
Riot put a lot of effort into all the jungle camps
oh also their size got retcon'd funnily enough
Raptors are actually
really fuckin big
rose thorn
Lmao
rose thorn
They went SO HARD on the anatomy, these almost feel like real animals
rose thorn
HAVDJASJ CRAB!!!
queen laurel
GROMP
rose thorn
Sadly thsi is probably the worst design
arctic talon
Murkwolves are pretty boring
they're just normal wolves
but they have glowy eyes
and sometimes they have 2 heads
arctic talon
Sadly thsi is probably the worst design
Here's another creature
crystal forum
dumbo lookin ass
plush mason
hi Jay
acoustic hinge
arctic talon
It flips to whatever people want to talk about lore chat
Tbh
Okay I’ve been up for almost 24 hours. I need to sleep
tight stratus
Can't stop listening to the epic saga musical. Makes me want a voyage of odysseus Warhammer edition and put the tunes to it haha
Struggle to think of how you'd make it fit. Something that would take a long voyage and defeat all kinds of different beasts and challenges
rocky gale
Knowing Calpernia was supposed to be in Veilguard has genuinely ruined the game for me, I can't stop thinking about it whenever I play
shell mason
tough haven
Hm, I’m trying to think of what a ganger would say if trying to give a fake answer when being interrogated
Specifically about who they work for, and where the mcguffin is
(In reality it’s long gone from their hideout)
plush mason
which gang?
tough haven
which gang?
It’s not like an official necromunda gang with lore or nothing
It’s a random gang I came up with in 30 minutes for a one shot in a random hive in the imperium nihilus
celest dome
Your mom
tough haven
The Sump Spiders, a gang who have taken over the local water treatment plant and have recently had the balls to kill and rob Mechanicus personnel
tough haven
Your mom
“Where is it!”
“snicker Your mom!”
Secondly, how would a unsanctioned psyker steal/fake the documents of being sanctioned in the imperium nihilus? Trying to help a party member come up with a character
queen laurel
Secondly, how would a unsanctioned psyker steal/fake the documents of being sanc...
Forge the documents
and a little bit of mind suggestion if you catch my drift
tough haven
Forge the documents
Wouldn’t you have to be rich and/or powerful to do that
queen laurel
Wouldn’t you have to be rich and/or powerful to do that
that's why i said a little bit of mind suggest
uses powers to make people think that he's actually sanctioned
and then you know you can use that to like creatively forge something or what
tough haven
I’m thinking like maybe someone who escaped and maybe killed a sanctioned psyker for their seal and mercy blade/getup
queen laurel
I’m thinking like maybe someone who escaped and maybe killed a sanctioned psyker...
good
tough haven
Cause if you’re wearing rags and say you’re sanctioned, someone’s gonna not really believe you
plush mason
It’s not like an official necromunda gang with lore or nothing
well then you are free to define the gang's culture and views and allow that to influence how they react in situations
tough haven
I think they’d try to just say anything to get it to stop, bullshit the party that it’s hidden somewhere nearby but they don’t know where, does that sound plausible
tough haven
in fact its exactly why torture is almost never used in interrogations irl
Yeah ik
But it’s a favorite in 40K!
plush mason
ofc
tough haven
Guy not saying what you want? Hit him until you find the truth button and he tells you it!
shell mason
what do you think of the emperors children codex coming out?
green loom
Hell yeah
Excuse to do Slaanesh stuff in 40k
Hopefully they're as good as the Hedonites
shell mason
ok
tough haven
Alright, another one of my players is trying to be an ordo xenos inquisitorial acolyte undercover as a naval officer, what would he need/ need to know to keep up that cover
He doesn’t know anything about 40K
I tried to come up with a cover that would explain his knowledge of xenos
tough haven
“Erm actually I rather don’t like being tortured” 🤓
storm jungle
storm jungle
He doesn’t know anything about 40K
Bruh
he literally would need to know 90% of the shit about the navy/etiquette
and probably have been planted for years
this isnt TF2 Spy 😭
tough haven
he literally would need to know 90% of the shit about the navy/etiquette
Well that’s why I have to explain it to him
tough haven
Well he’s going to be in the lower hive to assist with a mechanicus action, so I’m not sure how much he’d actually need, it’s not like he’s interacting with other naval personnel
storm jungle
Then why is he in the navy
or disguised as one that is
it'd make more sense if he was disguised as some void-privateer's aide/seneschal or something
those guys at least make deals/trade with xenos
tough haven
Then why is he in the navy
Bro idfk, I came up with his cover in like 10 minutes because I needed cover that explains his knowledge of xenos
storm jungle
Bro idfk, I came up with his cover in like 10 minutes because I needed cover tha...
You're fired.
tough haven
it'd make more sense if he was disguised as some void-privateer's aide/seneschal...
This sounds good though
storm jungle
This sounds good though
tough haven
And as for why the party is there, the tech priest essentially doesn’t want official mechanicus hands in this as it’s xenotech, so he’s sent servo skull missives to various laypeople he thinks have the personality traits and skills to help him/wont be missed if they die horribly
rose thorn
Hey how does peace maker’s code of ethics even work
Starting to think on it and I don’t even get how he excuses it
rocky gale
The John Cena guy?
rose thorn
Yeah
rocky gale
Isn't the joke that his ethics don't make sense
queen laurel
Starting to think on it and I don’t even get how he excuses it
He's basically one of those heroes that serves America and fights for its you know safety or some shit
rocky gale
He kills and makes war because he loves peace with all his heart
rose thorn
Like ‘murdering for peace’ is a pretty common motivation
But peace maker is pretty merc core
The weird part is people sre falling for the peace maker bait
Like at least with punisher you can see how people think ‘ong he so right’
shell mason
what are you nerd yapping about?
rose thorn
How does peacemaker even make sense?
His motivation
Like killing anyone with a gun I get
Killing hateful people I get
(Except the KKK for some reason)
storm jungle
Hey how does peace maker’s code of ethics even work
He's basically a vigilante jingoist
you should watch his show its super fucking good
storm jungle
(Except the KKK for some reason)
His relationship with his dad is extremely complicated but no spoilers you'll see how that ends up.
The opening literally has a mexican janitor go
"Oh peacemaker!"
"Yeah thats me-"
"YOU'RE THAT RACIST SUPERHERO"
rose thorn
LMAO
shell mason
(Except the KKK for some reason)
his relationship with his pops is nuts
storm jungle
yeah its very well done too, like uh he very much regrets his actions from the movie as well
rose thorn
I only know about his pre suicide squad comics
storm jungle
Yeah forget all those
the current runs are very much focusing on the movie-type Cena Peacemaker
rose thorn
Ice
storm jungle
whos still a dickhead to some degree but he has heart, the show does a great job in showing it
like uh
what Flagg said to him
"Peacemaker. What a joke"
actually sticks with him too, again no spoilers
get to it whenever you can, its just 1 Season too
queen laurel
whos still a dickhead to some degree but he has heart, the show does a great job...
then suicide squad movie moment
storm jungle
then suicide squad movie moment
PEAK cinema
queen laurel
PEAK cinema
smaller bullets
rose thorn
Honestly what I mostly know about peace maker was an interview and insanity posting on Twitter
storm jungle
Yeah ignore those just see it for yourself
rose thorn
Lmao
storm jungle
its another case of "James Gunn makes legendary flick from a literally nobody-character"
queen laurel
its another case of "James Gunn makes legendary flick from a literally nobody-ch...
James gunn will find a way to make Howard duck the best character written in mankind
storm jungle
No joke.
rose thorn
Quick question is this vigilante the same as the cowboy in the gay relationship with king author from justice league?
Author
ARTHUR
storm jungle
Vigilante is basically discount deadpool/Peace's best-friend
hes also like
seemingly an incel before you watch and go "okay nevermind this guy is great"
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515
You would think I’m joking
storm jungle
theres a scene where the moment ||Vigilante gets put in jail he goes to sit with the racists so he can piss them off and attempt to get them to fight him so they get in trouble, LEGEND||
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515
Literally all they do is hang out with each other, they are literally together all the time
storm jungle
What did the writers mean by this
rose thorn
70% sure vigilante is the only person he lets on his Pegasus
storm jungle
lmfao
shell mason
perhaps we got a new meta
rose thorn
OMFG VIGILANETE PICKS TO ALWAYS BE WITH SHINING KNIGHT AHAHAH
anyway yeah
yee ill give it a watch
probably shoudl stop strolling through cowboy and medieval knight shipa rt
shell mason
what are you talking about?
rose thorn
how Vigilante (cowboy) and shining knight are in a canonical gay relationship?
wwhat else woudl i be talking about on november 24th?
shell mason
who tf are those?
storm jungle
Love that show
rose thorn
FR
storm jungle
peak TV
storm jungle
what
rose thorn
powerpuff girls
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
I do loved watching PPG girls tho like
one moment its a funny kids show
the other these fucking 3 girls beat the shit out of some dude
AND BREAK HIS TEETH
shell mason
rose thorn
shout out to satan in that show
shell mason
mojo jojo
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/j-ko-fight-cute-gif-14602848
THEY SOMETIMES BEAT HIM SO BAD HIS BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT OF HIS HELMET
queen laurel
I do loved watching PPG girls tho like
And then it got obliterated
rose thorn
cant beleive they made satan a flamboyent homosexual
shell mason
THEY SOMETIMES BEAT HIM SO BAD HIS **BRAIN IS LEAKING OUT OF HIS HELMET**
ik which witchfinder
queen laurel
Yeah by the way he bends reality
storm jungle
hes so queer its CRAZY
rose thorn
I JUST NOTICES HES ALWAYS IN A A SEXY SANTA COSTUME
shell mason
hes not satan
he is satan, but can't say satan on a kids show
queen laurel
The funny thing is like he mostly just teaches the power of puff girls a lesson
shell mason
so he is HIM!
queen laurel
Like if he wanted to he would crash the f****** sun no problem
rose thorn
BECAUSE SATAN AND SANTA AHAHUGSDJHFNJ
outer wave
https://tenor.com/view/omg-ohmygosh-ohmygod-omfg-wow-gif-4159008
What do you guys think the Heussy is like?
queen laurel
What do you guys think the Heussy is like?
Probably looks like your broken teeth after i'm done with you
outer wave
HAHAHHA
rose thorn
i forgot powerpuff girls z was a thing
outer wave
I think that's the first kinda reaction I got outta Zero like that
queen laurel
HAHAHHA
Can you stop looking at something and deciding to fuck it for at least a month?
We already have Jay for that
We don't need another one
outer wave
I'm terminally online, kinda hard not to
No really, you see the amount of artists pumping out NSFW work daily?
shell mason
I think that's the first kinda reaction I got outta Zero like that
weirdo
rose thorn
this is his anime apperanc
outer wave
HES HIM!!!
rose thorn
its something
shell mason
making potstickers
queen laurel
this is his anime apperanc
F*** me i forgot powerpuff girls had an anime
shell mason
doodling bloodborne
rose thorn
unironically these arent that bad
shell mason
i wanna watch that show so bad
queen laurel
hes actually a demon???
He is literally a reality warping demon
Like that's literally one of the central points of lore
shell mason
hes actually a demon???
told you
storm jungle
40k villain escapes into kids show moment
shell mason
while drink coffee
rose thorn
god i loved the kirby anime
queen laurel
Definitely not king dedede
outer wave
Oh god that guy
rose thorn
nightmare enterprise
outer wave
Damn that monkey got drip though
outer wave
spoiler for the best joke in the etnire kirby right back aat ya anime
I loved this bit!
rose thorn
ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY
outer wave
It's so weird and good
rose thorn
Average CEO
outer wave
||Do you think he can just move around using his arms since they're so much longer than his body?||
rose thorn
||Do you think he can just move around using his arms since they're so much long...
honestly probably
outer wave
Gorilla ass
rose thorn
when a show just says 'fucking idk what this is lets make a fuck ass show' its eitehr the best piece of media ever or the worst
outer wave
Meta Knight with the Spanish accent
outer wave
It's a reference?
rose thorn
yeah
outer wave
To what?
rose thorn
Mask of Zorro
outer wave
Ahhh of course
outer wave
Tbf they made Dedede Texan IIRC for no reason but because they could
Or at least really southern
rose thorn
its even funnier because hes note even based off anything related to zorro hes litearlly a space knight
rose thorn
Tbf they made Dedede Texan IIRC for no reason but because they could
hes a fat, rich, corrupt, man child that rules a country
its a perfect fit
outer wave
Damn but Dedede is charming.....
rose thorn
fr
outer wave
Also apparently really loyal to his subjecys
Subjects*
Dunno how true that is in the show
rose thorn
my favorite episode is when they tried to make an anime
and king dedede just makes his entire kingdom into a sweat shop
outer wave
Lmao
outer wave
Yooo the dude that just
Tries to eat Kirby at every opportunity
I don't remember this show very well outside of bits and pieces
rose thorn
that was only liek 2 episodes
i think he hated kirby because he owned an all you can eat sushi place if i remember correctly
shell mason
gotta do a doodle of my Zel with a sword when update drops
rose thorn
i cant place my finger on his accent
all teh VAs weny off so hard, except the kinds their VA are pretty bad but its so so charming
tough haven
you are getting the hang of this
I wanted his cover to be some mook from the navy because if he’s tied to some important person it A. Makes it harder to maintain cover, and B. Would really set him apart cause the rest of the party are effectively one step above “most expendable nobody”
outer wave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-tQOVFOh3I
Has Kirby on the chopping board and giving him a massage
"I wonder why Kawasaki would wanna give Kirby a massage?"
tough haven
Maybe Ex-navy turned bodyguard?
rose thorn
>Has Kirby on the chopping board and giving him a massage
>"I wonder why Kawasak...
shugygahgha
outer wave
You also reminded me on how awful the CGI was
rose thorn
You also reminded me on how awful the CGI was
was it bad?
dusk patrol
Like ‘murdering for peace’ is a pretty common motivation
It’s almost like he’s supposed to be unhinged and a little nuts
storm jungle
Pinging that back to "akshually" someone is crazy 💀
outer wave
was it bad?
I recall it being dreadful. There's like a Phoenix that they fight in one episode (or some kinda bird idk) and the CGI is so stiff
queen laurel
Pinging that back to "akshually" someone is crazy 💀
Average Eternal interaction
storm jungle
I wanted his cover to be some mook from the navy because if he’s tied to some im...
Ah okay fair enough, in that case yeah it works well i think.
dusk patrol
Well it’s kinda obvious in the movie the whole thing is he’s just fucking nuts
dusk patrol
This is also obvious in the show, Vigilante is worse
rose thorn
I recall it being dreadful. There's like a Phoenix that they fight in one episod...
oh ueah i remember that
honestly i watched popee's circus aroudn the same time so i probably didnt even notice it was bad lmao
dusk patrol
He’s basically “what Punisher would probably actually be” as opposed to the cool Punisher we get who manages to somehow basically never have collateral
plush mason
unironically these arent that bad
new power puff girls?
rose thorn
new power puff girls?
no its an anime based off the show
storm jungle
He’s basically “what Punisher would probably actually be” as opposed to the cool...
I mean Frank basically hates the system, he makes about as much sense.
rose thorn
powerpuff girls z
storm jungle
Peacemaker never really got screwed over by it as much as he did
queen laurel
yeah it's ancient
storm jungle
Its why his clash with Flagg is great
one is patriotic with morals, one is patriotic without any
plush mason
I mean Frank basically hates the system, he makes about as much sense.
he also has massive PTSD and brain damage that makes him immune to pain
storm jungle
he also has massive PTSD and brain damage that makes him immune to pain
Depends on which Frank but yeah that checks out
tho arguign about Marvel characters is largely pointless because theres so many versions
plush mason
yeah
storm jungle
one Frank literally will kill any villain for just being petty thieves
dusk patrol
The point is they both have a super vague a far reaching concept of taking down bad guys, Frank just kinda happens to almost never actually cause the collateral he probably would actually while he’s doing his stuff.
Peacemaker is just more unhinged.
storm jungle
the other one is just "Oh you sell kid pics? Lemme get this hammer"
plush mason
Marvel and DC love the multiverse
storm jungle
The point is they both have a super vague a far reaching concept of taking down ...
Frank also actively usually acknowledges hes a psychopath yeah.
Its why that infamous "go look up to someone like Captain America" thing is great
Peace is just "Damn sure ill drone trike this wedding if my country asks"
queen laurel
Peace is just "Damn sure ill drone trike this wedding if my country asks"
he will eat a baby if amanda waller told him to do so for the safety of america
dusk patrol
Well he kinda bitches out of the kid killing thing it turns out
dusk patrol
Smh
plush mason
ngl i love how in every instance of Amanda Waller she is always a bitch
dusk patrol
Vigilante is the true psycho
storm jungle
Waller is basically your average CIA pencilpusher so that checks out
dusk patrol
I liked the show mostly, some characters were eh and I think Gunn went a little overboard with the comedy monologues everyone gets, but it was fun enough.
Kinda worried if he’s gonna be able to reel himself back from the DC movies but I guess we’ll see.
plush mason
i still want S.W.O.R.D. to show up in MCU
dusk patrol
They have
plush mason
they have?
dusk patrol
They’re in Wandavision
storm jungle
Wandavision
dusk patrol
But they’re bad because they want to get rid of Wanda’s fakes kids which don’t exist
storm jungle
But they’re bad because they want to get rid of Wanda’s fakes kids which don’t e...
"No one will know your sacrifice"
dusk patrol
So the director got jailed or something
storm jungle
ENSLAVING AN ENTIRE TOWN?
dusk patrol
Because that’s how it works ugh
I liked that show a lot until the last couple episodes
storm jungle
Yeah you can tell like they literally dont wanna teach the audience about what "morality" kinda is lol
its the same with Falcon/Winter Soldier
it was great until like the last few eps
"You gotta stop calling them terrorists"
💀 💀 💀
dusk patrol
“Do better Senator”
“Sam shut the fuck up, what the hell does that even mean.”
storm jungle
LIKE
plush mason
wait, doesnt S.W.O.R.D deal mainly in extraterrestrial threats?
dusk patrol
Also the US Agent guy was objectively in the right
dusk patrol
wait, doesnt S.W.O.R.D deal mainly in extraterrestrial threats?
It depends but generally they’re more proactive yeah
storm jungle
Also the US Agent guy was objectively in the right
what annoys me is that speech could absolutely work if he just only acknowledge the Flagsmashers were terrorists/extermists pushed into what they were doing
like theres nothing wrong with saying "these people started with an understandable goal before devolving into what they are and its largely your fault for letting this happen"
or something idfk
anything better than what we got
5 MINUTE ASS SPEECH
crystal forum
i get all my political opinions from marvel
movies
dusk patrol
I got so annoyed when they have Bucky and Sam, both people who have mercilessly killed terrorist and enemy combatants before, getting made at Walker for killing a super human terrorist who didn’t even surrender, had shown himself to be willing to murder and was trying to murder Walker right up until he got caught.
plush mason
what annoys me is that speech could absolutely work if he just **only** acknowle...
is this where that meme comes from? the one where cap says something normally a stupid joke and the agents have to restrain him
dusk patrol
Like optically it looked bad I guess
storm jungle
I got so annoyed when they have Bucky and Sam, both people who have mercilessly ...
Also not being able to slap around some fucking stupid kid on supersoldier serum.
dusk patrol
is this where that meme comes from? the one where cap says something normally a ...
Yeah but not that scene
plush mason
Yeah but not that scene
ok
storm jungle
know how U.S agents usually operate
dusk patrol
Which if he wasn’t superhuman too he would have been killed by, which the one dude did not know
I somehow doubt Brave New World is gonna be much better
But we’ll see
plush mason
one of the core part's of Waller's character is she is a stone cold pragmatist and is tired of cleaning up the Justice League's messes
dusk patrol
Mackie just isn’t someone who should be carrying a movie is my other issue
He’s good but not as the star
storm jungle
one of the core part's of Waller's character is she is a stone cold pragmatist a...
Waller is pretty much a super-patriot whos usually sometimes right but 80% wrong
her main interests is protecting either America or largely the human species
plush mason
yup
storm jungle
again it depends on the run usually
dusk patrol
It helps she’s mostly fucking over terrible people
plush mason
cant blame her though, if i had her job i would be looking to kill as many villians as i could just so i would have less cities to rebuild
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much, she is a fed at the end of the day lol
dusk patrol
THIS IS KATANA
storm jungle
SHES GOT MY BACK
dusk patrol
I WOULD ADVISE NOT BEING KILLED BY HER SWORD
dusk patrol
(This will never come up again)
plush mason
her agency was literally set up to clean up after the justice league have a fight, cant blame her for not liking the always half assed heroes
dusk patrol
(We’ll kill the villain of the movie with a baseball bat)
storm jungle
again, The Suicide Squad i thank you for existing
plush mason
same
storm jungle
Gunn at least always salvages everything
making me like Harley takes some CRAZY talent
outer wave
honestly i watched popee's circus aroudn the same time so i probably didnt even ...
Nah its fair; we were mostly children watching the Kirby show so we didnt really know much better anyway
plush mason
the fact they even canonized the conistancy issue with deadshot was great too
storm jungle
Yeah its a really good touch
it helps that Gunn actually understands comic characters
he made me feel bad for fucking POLKADOT MAN
plush mason
storm jungle
dusk patrol
I’ll give Suicide Squad credit for being the only movie I’ve liked Jai Courtney in
storm jungle
LMAO
dusk patrol
Like ffs why is he not in more unhinged roles like that or comedies
Or more where he gets to be Aussie
storm jungle
honestly him being just There for Movie 1 and then just getting fucking obliterated in Movie 2 was great
dusk patrol
Actually that’s not true he was pretty good in Reacher
Mostly cause he doesn’t have to talk much
dusk patrol
No James Gunn just because you kill him fast doesn’t make up for making me have to listen to Pete Davidson
storm jungle
He tried his best okay
we gotta give him some slack
guy had too much on his table
dusk patrol
Now that it’s a new continuity I wonder who he’s gonna have Michael Rooker be
Probably someone with less stunts, dudes getting old
plush mason
so have we seen any hints to Fulgrim's new mini if he is getting one
dusk patrol
No leaks yet I don’t think
Maybe the rumor engine has been one but we don’t know
I imagine it’ll be similar to his heresy model
plush mason
dusk patrol
But we do know he’s supposed to get one with the update, along with Lucius and noise marines and a couple others.
dusk patrol
Give up hope, all yee who try to transport me.
It is a big model and those wings are as annoying to transport as you’d imagine
plush mason
But we do know he’s supposed to get one with the update, along with Lucius and n...
imagine they bring the guitar guns back lmao
plush mason
it would make a perfect officer weapon i think
dusk patrol
“Anyway here’s Wonderwall”
storm jungle
imagine they bring the guitar guns back lmao
They deffo will
its like one of the few memorable thing about noise marines
plush mason
dont undersell the mohawk
storm jungle
queen laurel
its like one of the few memorable thing about noise marines
i mean yeah besides the fact that they look like they collab with Drake
plush mason
hell i might just enjoy the punk rock look coming back more than the guitar guns
storm jungle
It probably wont be as goofy as the anniversary mini
that was a straight reference to just "hey remember how funky this guy was?"
storm jungle
the actual minis will prob be a lot more like tihs
lots of grills, stretched skin, bodyhorror etc
celest dome
imagine they bring the guitar guns back lmao
I fucking hope so
Would be dumb to not have it
plush mason
lots of grills, stretched skin, bodyhorror etc
yeah the bodyhorror has to be on full display
storm jungle
Yeah im sure it will be fine
not like theres any presedence for it so they can prob get more creative
dusk patrol
storm jungle
yeah this
they barely got like any artwork
minus some ancient ones from the 90's and mid 2000's
rocky gale
If the EC refresh is anything like the Blood Angel one then they'll just be purple coloured CSM with no flair or EC uniqueness
rocky gale
Yea pray for Dark Angels treatment rather than Blood Angel
storm jungle
to be fair DA was literally just
copy mini
HD filter
which is a lot more preferable yea lol
dusk patrol
Looking forward to updated Lucius too, god his current model is sad
Especially for how dynamic he could look
storm jungle
man his current mini is from like 1932
Yeah the leaks said hes getting a mini too so it makes sense
dusk patrol
He’s got the old RuneScape Abby whip
storm jungle
Also like
the playdough face/skin
his armor looks goofy af too
so much future media with him in it tried to make it work but just... it doesnt man
dusk patrol
He’s someone who desperately needs detailing and a dynamic posing
storm jungle
Absolutely. Like im watcihng that one H&B episode with him and just oof
motherfucker needs a facelift
prob literally
plush mason
still cant believe how they assfucked the Sanguinary Guard
it was their fault for not having a highly profitable Primarch GW could easily bring back
dusk patrol
Someone at GW does not like the wings and I don’t get it
queen laurel
which is a lot more preferable yea lol
i mean it works
storm jungle
they got rid of the cumwebs in their legs but still
dusk patrol
It’s worked mostly for most releases
plush mason
i mean it works
what a glow up
dusk patrol
Coatez and the Sanguinary Guard were notable for a reason
storm jungle
It’s worked mostly for most releases
Its weird because like its literally the fucking point of their characters/unit purpose
i get removing some part that seems unneeded sure
but like the fuck
dusk patrol
It’s arguably the most iconic part. That or the masks
plush mason
i mean it works
wait, they made the minis look more like the warp spiders in DOW2 lmao
storm jungle
Its like releasing a guardsmen set and they got no lasguns lol
dusk patrol
And they made those bland too
storm jungle
Yeah that takes talent
celest dome
I hope we see a big expansion on the lesser Daemons after
queen laurel
wait, they made the minis look more like the warp spiders in DOW2 lmao
i guess
dusk patrol
Idk, it’s just weird. I don’t get how the fumbled it when they nailed almost every single other update so well
storm jungle
its rare when people are actually fully right in hating a mini and the BA/Coteaz release was one of those rare moments
Im gonna assume it was due to like
being assigned to studio dudes that just had no idea
or didnt care
its extremely obvious
dusk patrol
The Coteaz guy has made good stuff before too
storm jungle
Yeah im fully assuming its a lack of interest
"oh just some Inquisitor whos bald, okay ill try to do something i guess"
feels that way lol
dusk patrol
SG are super weird cause they’re a huge part of a top selling range
But with them I’ve at least send a lot of good conversions
storm jungle
Its a case where you gotta ask "how did this get passed the checking"
i remember the reveal day
everyone was saying "welp guess i gotta go get some stormcast for wing parts"
lol
dusk patrol
I know a guy at FW hated the wings which is why we got the Dawnbringers or whatever
dusk patrol
everyone was saying "welp guess i gotta go get some stormcast for wing parts"
They look like shit imo, it’s not the right kind of wings at all
storm jungle
They look like shit imo, it’s not the right kind of wings at all
What can a man do when he has nothing left to use
dusk patrol
There’s other sources
dusk patrol
Much cheaper sources
young pecan
What is a goog