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#40k-lore-chat
scarlet plank
rose thorn
Using an analog horror concept to reveal a 1k sons model
May I introduce you to genestealer cults
They unironically use power tools as weapons
storm jungle
Not all of us can be as based as you
scarlet plank
Using an analog horror concept to reveal a 1k sons model
"You found a toy!"
Cool!
"YOU HAVE TO BUY IT TO KEEP IT..."
NOOOOO!
storm jungle
most common 40k fans prefer sloppa....
rose thorn
I NEED MORE KROOT GRAHHHH
scarlet plank
They unironically use power tools as weapons
"Nerd... figures."
charred jewel
Alright, let me get the grasp on how adeptus arbites ranks work:
Every single arbite comes from the schola. Enforcers cannot be promoted into becoming Arbites: You have trainee-arbite, you have an arbiter, you have a arbite-provost/the arbite with the centurion thing, you have a judge, typically 1 judge per world. high judge for a sub-sector, and than lord marshall heads them at the high lords of terra, right?
rose thorn
My partner is starting a tau army and hate kroot, maybe I should start a kroot army because I hate tau
I love cowboys so much
storm jungle
Alright, let me get the grasp on how adeptus arbites ranks work:
Every single a...
Yeah enforcers are unrelated planetary rent-a-cops. Otherwise thats generally a correct assessment of how they work.
outer wave
Not all of us can be as based as you
I just want whatever the fuck those xenos were on that promotional art thing that we talked about months ago
dusk patrol
Alright, let me get the grasp on how adeptus arbites ranks work:
Every single a...
Some enforcers become arbites
scarlet plank
"Nerd... figures."
This is a quote from the secondary protag of DS2, for context. XD
dusk patrol
How they promote isn’t consistent, and varies. Shira Calpurnia started as an Enforcer
scarlet plank
Alright, let me get the grasp on how adeptus arbites ranks work:
Every single a...
Wait, what exactly are the Adeptus Arbites, to recap..?
dusk patrol
Space FBI
scarlet plank
Aren't they a military police?
dusk patrol
No
green loom
They're the feds
dusk patrol
They’re for high level crimes on an interplanetary scale
But less heresy and more breaking the Lex Imperialis
scarlet plank
So... the "military police."
dusk patrol
Sure
charred jewel
How they promote isn’t consistent, and varies. Shira Calpurnia started as an Enf...
Okay so like:
Arbite-recruit
Arbite
Arbite-proctor
Judge
Marshal
Lord Marshal
Grand provost Marshall
dusk patrol
What’s the question here
charred jewel
this is the rank structure generally right
dusk patrol
Sure why not
storm jungle
this is the rank structure generally right
Hold on
charred jewel
one judge per average ass civilized world, marshal covers a sub-sector, lord marshal a sector, grand provost marshall is head cop in charge
storm jungle
lemme see where i put it uh
dusk patrol
There’s other ranking structures in various books
hazy cedar
Is the full body suit enforcer armor unique to necromunda hives?
storm jungle
Yeah its custom
dusk patrol
one judge per average ass civilized world, marshal covers a sub-sector, lord mar...
It depends, we see different dispersions depending and greater concentrations on some worlds for various reasons
charred jewel
There’s other ranking structures in various books
Do arbites have escorts or do they only have those astartes strike-cruiser variants?
hazy cedar
Oh alr
celest dome
Is the full body suit enforcer armor unique to necromunda hives?
Maybe, it's the only place we've seen them before (With Atoma now)
storm jungle
one judge per average ass civilized world, marshal covers a sub-sector, lord mar...
This is probably the best one you'll get. Pretty detailed and sources every avaliable rank from existing canon material/books.
(Also has been checked by like 2 BL authors that have written arbite material through forums, was annoying as fuck but worth the effort so thats even more of a seal of approval)
charred jewel
This is probably the best one you'll get. Pretty detailed and sources every aval...
Holy shit you the MVP
hazy cedar
Hive Primus is the biggest hive on that planet right? I've heard it's population is 10 billion
dusk patrol
Do arbites have escorts or do they only have those astartes strike-cruiser varia...
They have whole fleets, I don’t think we know how extensive
storm jungle
Holy shit you the MVP
Just remember it changes from planet to planet due to avaliable arbites and their stations but this is a VERY good general layout to use, dont mention it
hazy cedar
Oh that's really cool
charred jewel
I got one for like every Imperial wing/faction
Can I have them all?
pine wedge
Is the full body suit enforcer armor unique to necromunda hives?
every enforcer organisation is probably unique to its world, in the same way that every planet's guard regiments are different
storm jungle
Yeah they are
enforcers got no structure besides enforcing shit
every planet has their own unique enforcer ranks, formations etc
pine wedge
on big hive cities I can imagine it even varies from hive to hive.
hazy cedar
Idk in-game for some reason it's said that tertium has like 90 billion people but tbf that's just coming from the mouth of a veteran, I've also heard it being 9 billion and that seems more accurate compared to hive primus' 10 billion
hazy cedar
every enforcer organisation is probably unique to its world, in the same way tha...
Oh alr 👍
arctic talon
honestlyh
charred jewel
every planet has their own unique enforcer ranks, formations etc
You know, I don't get how this goes for feral/feudal worlds. The general gist is that like, these people live flintstones/medieval, but there's caches of lasguns/flak/leman rus's for the PDF/Enforcers to use, right?
arctic talon
10 billion people in a hive isn't that weird
pine wedge
GW/40k/BL has historically been very bad at assessing the number of people on a hive world. in Eisenhorn, Dan Abnett says that Thracian Primaris, the foremost hive world in its subsector, has just 22 billion people on it
dusk patrol
It’s pretty low numbers tbh
arctic talon
Yeah
pine wedge
which is WOEFULLY underselling how high that number should really be
arctic talon
Thank you GW
hazy cedar
Huh
arctic talon
for finally giving us an accurate number for a shithole hiveworld
charred jewel
Idk in-game for some reason it's said that tertium has like 90 billion people bu...
A hive world should AT MINIMUM have a trillion!
arctic talon
which is terra
dusk patrol
Hive worlds commonly have tens to hundreds of billions
pine wedge
based
arctic talon
yeah pretty accurate
dusk patrol
Makes sense for its scale
pine wedge
40k works best when the scale is absolutely inconceivable
arctic talon
with how dogshit the living conditions are on terra and how big it is
dusk patrol
Rare case of getting the 0s right
storm jungle
You know, I don't get how this goes for feral/feudal worlds. The general gist is...
Yeha pretty much
pine wedge
so the numbers should be totally ridiculous
arctic talon
40k works best when the scale is absolutely inconceivable
Tbh billions are already pretty inconceivable for the human mind to process
its kind of funny
charred jewel
which is honestly
baby numbers, Earth could easily house with enough building towers long enough, seas dried out, and the core completely doved inside of. quintillions
hazy cedar
Yeah
arctic talon
its pretty hard for our brain to understand the proper scale
pine wedge
like spaceships being 7km long and crewed by tens of thousands of people, many of whom literally never leave the depths of the ship and toil away endlessly in the dark, oblivious to the galaxy around them
that shit is MINT
dusk patrol
When you have the entirety of a planet building up and deep down, with no oceans
charred jewel
like spaceships being 7km long and crewed by tens of thousands of people, many o...
escorts should at minimum have, 100ks on them with 7km long
😾
20k is NOTHING, that's like a fake city that doesn't exist, like Monaco or Lichenstein
dusk patrol
Maybe if you’re using the people as fuel
pine wedge
laborer clans and dynasties warring in the ship bowels about who gets the most "illustrious" maintenance duties
charred jewel
Maybe if you’re using the people as fuel
The most common cause of death on imperial spaceships/hives should be death via CROWD CRUSHING!
hazy cedar
So Ig it kind of goes against Warhammer setting to try and place a solid number on things. In the case of hive city primus (necromunda) vs tertium any numbers are either wild guesses or outdated (this sketch of primus looks pretty old)
pine wedge
this is also why implicit horniness in 40k fiction is allowed and should be encouraged because this is clearly a very sex-positive society.
they be reproducing like rabbits.
imperials be FUCKING.
storm jungle
So Ig it kind of goes against Warhammer setting to try and place a solid number ...
Tertium hive alone has 80 Billion people in it
and thats one hive
charred jewel
So Ig it kind of goes against Warhammer setting to try and place a solid number ...
Dude I think this is first edition
arctic talon
Hive Tertium having 80 billion people in it is a pretty accurate number
hazy cedar
Dude I think this is first edition
Yeah exactly lol
arctic talon
Dude I think this is first edition
its from the 1990's wave of necromunda yeah
storm jungle
Yeah earth now has only like 8 Billion iirc
storm jungle
its from the 1990's wave of necromunda yeah
^
arctic talon
I recognize the art style
storm jungle
black and white art is the giveaway
dusk patrol
So Ig it kind of goes against Warhammer setting to try and place a solid number ...
It’s more the starting point for hives starts in the billions to tens of billions generally and goes up to trillions or more
So it can vary a lot
hazy cedar
What would a more accurate guess on primus' be compared to tertium?
charred jewel
Tertium hive alone has 80 Billion people in it
You know what, I can tolerate necromunda only. ONLY. ONLY having 100 billion because it only has a couple of hives, like 10 or 20. Due to the rest of surface area of the planet being radiated desert land. But on a normal hive world where the entire surface area/core is inhabitated? It should be COMPLETELY FUCKING, 1 trillion, minimum, no debate!
dusk patrol
Hive worlds can often be very different and at different stages of growth
hazy cedar
Cause apparently ships can tether and dock at the top of primus
dusk patrol
What would a more accurate guess on primus' be compared to tertium?
It’s probably more people but if we don’t know we don’t know
hazy cedar
It's so damn tall
charred jewel
What would a more accurate guess on primus' be compared to tertium?
you know it does sound like that Atoma Prime is just like Necromunda: Couple of hives, most surface area is radiated wasteland, does not have subterranean dwelling, therefore: 200-300 billion is okay
....I suppose
hazy cedar
Yeah
arctic talon
Industrial world is pretty vague
hazy cedar
Most populated world in the mobian probably
arctic talon
Without knowing its tithe class
hazy cedar
From the images it's just nothing but cities on the surface
arctic talon
charred jewel
It is a typical hive world
Eternal, you read a lot of books. Would you say the whole: Hive world is 10-20 hive-cities, 80% of surface area is radiated wasteland, no underground to core dwelling, that's the norm versus: the entire planet is commoragh?
arctic talon
proper shithole it is
dusk patrol
Eternal, you read a lot of books. Would you say the whole: Hive world is 10-20 h...
It varies but generally it seems like that yeah
arctic talon
most of it is prolly manufactorum space
dusk patrol
Some hive worlds spread out more like the crime hive world
charred jewel
Scintillia, french-gun making world. It's a hive world and it's not like that right?
dusk patrol
I can’t recall, I’d have to re read the only war page
It’s probably for some special snowflake thing to it
Since it’s an FFG Original™️
Didn’t read much but it seems it’s setup with hives and smaller communities around the hives
charred jewel
Didn’t read much but it seems it’s setup with hives and smaller communities arou...
does it give a pop number for it?
dusk patrol
25 billion
charred jewel
wtf
25 billion
that's it????????
I HATE only war, friendship ended with only war, dark heresy is my new best FFG
rose thorn
oop
looks liek people are starting to plan to use move blocking in their armies in comp 40k
theory hamemr dropped a video on it
god imagine dealing with move blocking guard
tough haven
Move blocking is so bs
I love not playing the game and intentionally drawing it out
40K matches should be where you just have your little plastic dudes shoot at each other/beat each other to death until one of you has more points/is the last standing
rose thorn
genestealer cult causing the meta to have a melt dwon part 3
rose thorn
GW if playtesting their shit like how players will was a test
I remember when votaan first released and they said that they were testing it agaianst the drukhari codex which was supposdely strong
and then nerfed the drukhari codex before release
arctic talon
looks liek people are starting to plan to use move blocking in their armies in c...
Move blocking is normal
For better or for worse
rose thorn
does 40k not have power through?
tough haven
We ain’t talking about screening
arctic talon
does 40k not have power through?
It does
arctic talon
We ain’t talking about screening
Yes I know it’s a “jail” list
If your list can’t deal with jail lists then I’d be surprised
arctic talon
I remember when votaan first released and they said that they were testing it ag...
Votann were in the full power drukhari, cwe, admech and CSM block
So no shit
They were absolutely broken when they came out
They were tested against 4 of the most broken codexes on launch
tough haven
Yes I know it’s a “jail” list
It’s not that they’re unable to be dealt with, but it’s just unfun to fight
shell mason
rose thorn
any bets onwhat the death watch faction rules are gonnna be
and how gscs are gonna get reworked (again)
rose thorn
any bets onwhat the death watch faction rules are gonnna be
my bet is your 'fuck you' target thing gets an anextra buff if the target is a xenos
tough haven
any bets onwhat the death watch faction rules are gonnna be
I think it’d be cool to have something about modularity
rose thorn
like switching between ammo types?
tough haven
Where you can change certain wargear options when setting up with a certain number of units depending on battle size
Like them preparing for the xenos they are facing
tough haven
like switching between ammo types?
Or this
rose thorn
ooo
shell mason
nerds
rose thorn
Made the mistake of looking at a warhammer meme on Twitter how will I recover
languid meadow
looking at twitter in general is a mistake
rose thorn
looking at twitter in general is a mistake
Very true
outer wave
looking at twitter in general is a mistake
I'd recommend Bluesky; its much cleaner for the most part
arctic talon
Arcane did not end how I thought it would lol
rose thorn
Do we think that greyknights are gonna get a refresh this edition?
I might start grey knights tbh
storm jungle
They are space marines so its likely
arctic talon
Do we think that greyknights are gonna get a refresh this edition?
Imo no
Next edition prolly
storm jungle
but they are also a sub-faction of space marines, we saw what happened to DW
good riddance btw
arctic talon
but they are *also* a *sub*-faction of space marines, we saw what happened to DW
GW doesn’t classify them as a subfaction
rose thorn
Lmao
arctic talon
And they play very weirdly
arctic talon
They’re weird
storm jungle
side-hoes
rose thorn
I honestly
Don’t know why I like grey knights
arctic talon
They look cool
rose thorn
I just do
outer wave
They got cool armor
outer wave
They should be pro-demon instead
rose thorn
It’s weird because there is multiple space marine chapters
That are anti demon warfare
And guard regiments
So what’s the point of the grey knights?
arctic talon
They’re the best at it
outer wave
Guard have anti-daemon regiments?
outer wave
I see
storm jungle
So what’s the point of the grey knights?
They are betterer at it
they definitely bump up the mary sue points
rose thorn
Inqusitorial ones
That, penal guard, and a regiment that uses so many drugs they are immune to the insanity
arctic talon
rose thorn
YEAH
rose thorn
they just got a short story
Ooo
storm jungle
They debate if they wanna help a wounded commissar or not LOL
rose thorn
I am trying to warm back up to 40k so lll give that a read
rose thorn
They debate if they wanna help a wounded commissar or not LOL
HAAHVDAKHDNANS
storm jungle
Its 29 pages but like so good
arctic talon
Savlar chemdogs are hilarious
rose thorn
Nothing in 40k, besides the terrorists, have really been interesting to me anymore in 40k
And genestealer cults are only int spot light because of cheese
rose thorn
Lmao
outer wave
"I love a crowd."
Nostaglia Critic theme plays
misty matrix
Trying to get more into the 40k lore, any good recommendations to start?
rose thorn
Maybe I need to look at all the 40k faction again
See if there is something I like I over looked
arctic talon
Trying to get more into the 40k lore, any good recommendations to start?
Not the Horus heresy, there’s a website with recommendations in #40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
Huh?
shell mason
languid meadow
Arcane did not end how I thought it would lol
||singed stays winning||
arctic talon
||singed stays winning||
SO TRUE
storm jungle
Just like every german war criminal that did medical experiments
motherfucker got away SCOT FREE
AGAIN!!!!!
arctic talon
Also this single Bird has allowed me to determine where it goes in the timeline
Thank you
||Beatrice(maybe)||
languid meadow
can't for the next show (in like 5 or more years)
languid meadow
100%
storm jungle
Noxus is 100% next
they set em up perfectly here
we also got the Lucius Malfoy cameo
arctic talon
basic timeline stuff
languid meadow
also ||heimer's song is just so peak||
storm jungle
also ||heimer's song is just so peak||
My friend teared up listening to it 
arctic talon
Arcane Season 1 Act 1 (during or post invasion of Ionia)
Arcane season 1 in general(Singed has finished warcriming in Ionia by now)
Arcane Season 1 Act 3(Trifarax Coup has taken place potentially?)
Arcane Season 2 in general||(early trifarax coup or during the trifarax coup but after Swain gets raum)||
This is my cobbled together timeline
pine wedge
I'd recommend Bluesky; its much cleaner for the most part
bluesky has been fun recently
shell mason
I'm sorry but even the main menu music is amazing
pine wedge
the starter pack feature is amazing
arctic talon
also if it helps you a little @languid meadow @storm jungle Heimerdinger is ||a yordle so he's fine, he'll be revived in the bandlewood ||
outer wave
bluesky has been fun recently
Genuinely it's really nice, thus far anyway. Being able to cater different kinds of post feeds and block lists is really cool
languid meadow
also if it helps you a little <@508465754832633896> <@166943308231344128> Heim...
Oh I know thats why I'm confused people who know about the lore are freaking out
languid meadow
||people saying they killed 6 characters when it's very obvious like only 1 died||
it is
storm jungle
also if it helps you a little <@508465754832633896> <@166943308231344128> Heim...
idk what that IS
arctic talon
idk what that IS
||the faewild||
shell mason
yk
storm jungle
IDK WHAT THAT IS EITHER
shell mason
your hand is rather big compared to the face
arctic talon
IDK WHAT THAT IS EITHER
||HE IS ALIVE HE DIDNT DIE||
He got ||revived like all yordles do so he can manifest in reality again whenever the hell he wants||
outer wave
||Oh so he's a Daemon of sorts||
arctic talon
||Oh so he's a Daemon of sorts||
||yordles are 99% magic 1% fur and flesh as described by riot||
there is literally a yordle character whos depressed because she can't experience death
arctic talon
in any case still a very sad scene
languid meadow
storm jungle
outer wave
especially as a Oppenheimerdinger hater
Can't believe you hate big headed short fellas..... 😔
storm jungle
Hes too furry 😔
outer wave
Damn.....
If only he was less masculine and had less testosterone coursing in his blood
The west has fallen.....
storm jungle
LMAO
opaque coyote
This is more on a general writing tangent
But fuck it
I think the most admirable writing decisions are ones where they pick up after like
A fuck up
And instead of completely ignoring it
They actually work with it, work with the history that was established, and make it something new and better
Long running comics often do that. Mainly because with all those different writers, one will fuck up.
It's interesting to say the least.
arctic talon
Hes too furry 😔
Can’t believe you don’t like how male yordles look smh
opaque coyote
Yeah that's it. Just some non-specific yapping
arctic talon
Yordle sexual dimorphism is funny because they actually used to be 2 separate races
But riot retcon’d them into being the same race and then it being a fashion thing
plush mason
yeah its already better that continuity errors get addressed in some way, but sometimes that isnt really possible
opaque coyote
But riot retcon’d them into being the same race and then it being a fashion thin...
"They're trying to convince me that race mixing is a biological need!"
"...and it's working."
outer wave
Yordle sexual dimorphism is funny because they actually used to be 2 separate ra...
They used to be separate?
arctic talon
Yes
Tristana, and Lulu weren't yordles
originally
They were meglings or something
I forget the name
outer wave
Midgets
opaque coyote
These race names sound kinda funny ngl
Yordle
Megling
Then again I wouldn't be able to come up with a better one since I'm also awful at names
arctic talon
Then again I wouldn't be able to come up with a better one since I'm also awful ...
Riot at least put in an effort to not make any generic sapient fantasy species into their setting
except for like
Trolls and Minotaurs I guess
plush mason
Then again I wouldn't be able to come up with a better one since I'm also awful ...
just do what Lucas did with Yoda and refuse to name the race
opaque coyote
Riot at least put in an effort to not make any generic sapient fantasy species i...
That is creative which is nice
arctic talon
Trolls are somewhat the usual flavor of trolls
arctic talon
but civlized
opaque coyote
Cow head man
arctic talon
Minotaurs are odd in that they aren't vastaya
tbh
But its whatever
they just evolved that way
Vastaya got a good chunk of magic in em naturally
opaque coyote
they just evolved that way
Yeah that's better than uh
How the original iteration was made.
arctic talon
what
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
plush mason
?
arctic talon
also ngl one of the funniest/saddest things about Alistar in League
is that he was a slave in Noxus
but 3 days after he escaped
the Trifarax Coup occured
and slavery was abolished
outer wave
Man where are my league of legend Ogres....
opaque coyote
It's like escaping from slavery like
3 days before the Civil War ended with a Union Victory
outer wave
Dammit....
plush mason
any snake people?
outer wave
Cassiopea but that's due to a curse
arctic talon
arctic talon
any snake people?
Ascended/Baccai/Vastaya can have snake elements
Cassiopea is an example of a Baccai
outer wave
Wasn't she cursed or was her lore revamped?
arctic talon
Wasn't she cursed or was her lore revamped?
She was cursed with an incomplete ascension
Riot decided to make her a Baccai
when they made baccai a thing since it lined up
she got blasted by the inactive sundisk which was just a generic "curse" before
now its classified as her getting turned into a Baccai
plush mason
Riot putting more effort into their MOBA's lore and worldbuilding than many rpgs will never not be funny to me
arctic talon
we don't talk about how Vastaya were first made
or maybe we should
they're all hybrids between the Vastayashai'rei and humans
Vastayashai'rei are Sentient/sapient magic shapshifting animals
or rather were
they might be extinct but no one knows
arctic talon
Riot putting more effort into their MOBA's lore and worldbuilding than many rpgs...
Riot literally made a biome map for Runeterra
plush mason
i know lol
outer wave
Remember when League lore was just "A bunch of mages summon different volunteers onto the battlefield to fight over stuff"?
arctic talon
Idk it was very restrictve
plush mason
it was more of a lore reason for the MOBA than most MOBAs have
iirc it was done to avoid open war
outer wave
Idk it was very restrictve
Oh totally was
plush mason
basically turning LoL into a mortal kombat situation
outer wave
But you had stuff like Mundo being a sadistic science man who turned himself into a dumb ass
Blitzcrank having shower room drama with Singed
arctic talon
iirc it was done to avoid open war
yeah it was
outer wave
I recall Orianna being someone that wanted to go into the League then dying to a tower shot
low gazelle
The ending in arcane
storm jungle
🫵
a few hours of arcane lore has me more gripped than most slop 40k pumps out in YEARS
storm jungle
Lucius Malfoy my beloved
i dread the daddy art his fandom is gonna get even more with S3 💀
arctic talon
i dread the daddy art his fandom is gonna get even more with S3 💀
Its already pretty bad LOL
arctic talon
Lucius Malfoy my beloved
Also don't compare him with Lucius Malfoy Swain has killed way more people then that racist
sorry uh
classist?
whatever the fuck Lucius Malfoy was
static wren
british
arctic talon
💀
static wren
also kindof a dick
arctic talon
I got like ZERO interaction with LoL fandom and even I heard some stories
Turns out tall, kind of old, handsome man with a demon arm and leg brace is hot
storm jungle
AND A BEEF WITH A 10 YEAR OLD
storm jungle
Turns out tall, kind of old, handsome man with a demon arm and leg brace is hot
hes basically a hereticus Inquisitor i dont blame them
Jericho Swaine is also like the most pornstar name ive ever heard
arctic talon
my friends reaction upon seeing swain was
"I want him to grab my face"
"and ||spit on me"||
storm jungle
damn
arctic talon
Raum fucks with him by making it burn anything he tries to cover it up with
Anyways uh NOXUS NOXUS NOXUS NOXUS NOXUS
I need Noxus animated serise
if its live action
I'm going to Kill myself be very sad
rose thorn
Feel like a noxus show will need very good very sane writers
arctic talon
Feel like a noxus show will need very good very sane writers
Noxus is probably the region riot "loves" the most from a lore sense
in terms of sheer quantity + quality
arctic talon
hot gladiator people 24/7
Do you think Noxians sell Reckoner sweat like the Romans did with Gladiator Sweat
storm jungle
honestly probably
arctic talon
oh also confirmation that the girl that Ambessa executed in Arcane Season 1 was Ionian
from Fortiche concept art
rose thorn
LMAO
Im about to make a very weird reference but
Remember that 2012(?) movie that was an adaptation of a shake spear play where the medieval kingdom surrendered and became apart of a high tech Nazi empire
And then the daughter ran away to live with the black fairies
rose thorn
I HAD TO WATCH IT FOR A PROJECt I CANT REMEMBER WHAT ITS CALER
arctic talon
if it is live action I want to see a Noxian drakehound
rose thorn
if it is live action I want to see a Noxian drakehound
Omg I love them
opaque coyote
AND A BEEF WITH A 10 YEAR OLD
Love it when characters have beef with children
not for any actual reason
it's just extremely fun
ny
like
arctic talon
they're used for like a few primary purposes beyond pets
rose thorn
2016 midnight summer dream
opaque coyote
"Why do you hate this child? They're literally like 8 years old."
rose thorn
arctic talon
herding animals, war beasts, guard creatures
storm jungle
honestly relatable
arctic talon
but also pets
storm jungle
its why I love arcane
arctic talon
they're good pets
storm jungle
so many children get killed
arctic talon
LOL
rose thorn
so many children get killed
Favorite part is that it doenst circle jerk about it
stone turn sound effect
arctic talon
rose thorn
Like another popular piece of media I am very spiteful towards
arctic talon
lol
storm jungle
Lmfao maggie 
arctic talon
one of Kindred's color stories is
literally Lamb laughing with Wolf
after a kid tries to run from Wolf
and gets torn apart
arctic talon
arctic talon
Gonna be real I thoguht the kindred were just furry bait
They're literally the representation of giving into death or struggling against death
rose thorn
They're literally the representation of giving into death or struggling against ...
That’s pretty baller actually
low gazelle
a few hours of arcane lore has me more gripped than most slop 40k pumps out in Y...
Welcome sister
low gazelle
You excited to see middle eastern of runeterra
arctic talon
also they really don't like plays being made about them
rose thorn
I should probably watch arcane part 2
My college is having a watching party
But it’s at the esports center
arctic talon
wartorn asf
Noxus isn't that wartorn
storm jungle
My college is having a watching party
yeah no just watch it yourself imo, any pirating site has it
low gazelle
My college is having a watching party
That one scene w cait and vi 😭
storm jungle
You excited to see middle eastern of runeterra
arctic talon
Demacia is in a 3 way civil war(still)
rose thorn
yeah no just watch it yourself imo, any pirating site has it
Lmao yeha
arctic talon
the Frejliord is A FUCKING SHITHOLE
arctic talon
mfw I step on ice
it instantly kills me because its true ice
thank you iceborn
very cool
lapis verge
the Frejliord is A FUCKING SHITHOLE
Tbf its a literal frozen wasteland
arctic talon
Oh also one of the largest cities in the Frejlord
queen laurel
Demacia is in a 3 way civil war(still)
hey at least the king is better now i think
low gazelle
I should probably watch arcane part 2
It all ends when vi jinx and isha hug eachother with vander coming back to his senses
queen laurel
forget i said that
arctic talon
I mean yeah Jarvan IV did get better
rose thorn
It all ends when vi jinx and isha hug eachother with vander coming back to his s...
Damn no lesbian sex?
Wow the auto bot let me say that
low gazelle
Damn no lesbian sex?
Oh yeah and cait has sex with goth vi
lapis verge
I kinda wanna watch
But I kinda wanna watch everything in 1 go lmao
arctic talon
The Kindred and the masked mother are so creepy lol
low gazelle
The trauma finna hit like a truck
rose thorn
Gonna put you on a watchlist
I’m dating 4 lesbians
queen laurel
The Kindred and the masked mother are so creepy lol
is this the one where kindred killed like the actors on their play
low gazelle
I’m dating 4 lesbians <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Bros in a herem
low gazelle
I’m dating 4 lesbians <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
do you also have op powers to
arctic talon
creepy ass creator of all the death spirits
arctic talon
oh yeah quick question bro where do you find the stories
Lol Universe
riots central page
queen laurel
Lol Universe
cooking
low gazelle
I’m dating 4 lesbians <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Please tell me you have shadow warriors
God solo leveling is so goatd
rose thorn
do you also have op powers to
Yeah i can justify any warhammer purchase
storm jungle
I kinda wanna watch
But I kinda wanna watch everything in 1 go lmao
It JUST wrapped up its all over
go for it
queen laurel
Lol Universe
How much does your average elite of demacia square up against a Chaos warrior
low gazelle
How much does your average elite of demacia square up against a Chaos warrior
they dont
Also singed jungle new meta
arctic talon
I like all the variety of spirits representing death on Runeterra
queen laurel
I like all the variety of spirits representing death on Runeterra
Which one represents yordle death
queen laurel
Lovely
arctic talon
Yordles are immortal
arctic talon
How much does your average elite of demacia square up against a Chaos warrior
they probably die lol
Demacians army is good
lapis verge
Man oh man I need to brush up on my LoL lore again
arctic talon
but they aren't super natural
arctic talon
Well Demacie does have a literal angel and a golem <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906...
kayle hasn't been to Demacia in years
queen laurel
Well Demacie does have a literal angel and a golem <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906...
yeah but like the elites of Demacia are not gonna be hurting this time anytime soon
queen laurel
soldier to soldier a chaos warrior is gonna slaughter them
low gazelle
noxus isn't *that* racist
💀
arctic talon
I mean
low gazelle
Insane take
lapis verge
yeah but like the elites of Demacia are not gonna be hurting this time anytime s...
Sadly so
Warhammer is always too juiced up to be able to have any proper powerlevel talk anyway
queen laurel
noxus isn't *that* racist
aren't they basically more like Powerist
low gazelle
They despise arcane peeps
queen laurel
yeah it's not
arctic talon
No they don't
low gazelle
and keep em in chains
lapis verge
Fuck it maybe even Goku can't square up to a Aspiring Champion
queen laurel
It literally has like a lot of races they only like care about strength
arctic talon
Noxus loves mages
low gazelle
FML
arctic talon
demacia is the one which has mage racism
low gazelle
Demacia is racist
queen laurel
Demacia is racist
Yes they're mage racist
arctic talon
and its devolved into a 3 way clusterfuck
low gazelle
I need to re read lol lore
arctic talon
between The Racists™️, Mage Rebellion(who want no more kings now), and The Reformed Demacia Government Less Racist™️
low gazelle
||if ryze doesnt show imma crashout||
lapis verge
I have no damn clue who that is lmao
arctic talon
Sylas
lapis verge
I think I clocked outta League when uuhhhh.....
Around the time after Jinx released?
arctic talon
you want to know what he didn't get though
a complete reform of the Demacian Government
so the rebellion is still on going
but the mage rebellion splintered in two
lapis verge
Yea I REALLY need to re read LoL lore
low gazelle
Good old fashioned CIVIL WAR
arctic talon
because some of the Mages are okay with the Demacian government not being torn down and rebuilt
and then there's the uh
queen laurel
to stop the opression of mages
unfortunately just like megatron he's still blinded by his ambition
arctic talon
THE RACISTS™️
low gazelle
The lol writers go insane and people dont realize
arctic talon
The Mageseekers
and nobles and the demacian army portions
who still
REALLY HATE MAGES
low gazelle
**THE RACISTS**™️
arctic talon
ignore the fact like
over 30% of mageseekers are mages
they just hate themselves as well
queen laurel
Honestly now that I'm watching it sylas is just megatron now
They wanted a better future so they decided to rebel
queen laurel
they got blinded and decided to become terrorists
low gazelle
Dont dis my boi sylas like that 😭
queen laurel
causing a civil war that killed countless of innocent people
arctic talon
Mage gestapo
arctic talon
Honestly now that I'm watching it sylas is just megatron now
not really
he's reformed
queen laurel
Dont dis my boi sylas like that 😭
it's literally the plot of transformers 1 you dunderhead
low gazelle
LET ME LIVE IN DELULU
arctic talon
because turns out
blowing up random buildings
doesn't get your message across as well
big surprise I know
but Sylas is the inverse
queen laurel
Sylas ended up being less violent
OK does that mean that he will listen out Jarvan or will they still kill each other
arctic talon
He wants to depose jarvan from the throne
low gazelle
OK does that mean that he will listen out Jarvan or will they still kill each ot...
Theyd still fight
languid meadow
doesn't get your message across as well
well unless you're a zaunite I guess
low gazelle
Sylas is a bit more understanding
queen laurel
but sylas no longer wants to literally gut him like a fish
OK they might have a chance of talking to each other that's better than nothing
low gazelle
He just doesnt wanna guillatine him
low gazelle
as much
arctic talon
he just went about it initally in the worst way possible
arctic talon
the civil war is much more morally grey now that its completely splintered
queen laurel
on some aspects
low gazelle
likeable
queen laurel
the civil war is much more morally grey now that its completely splintered
except the racist
low gazelle
Hey guys check out this company
The games they make must be fun af right
Not everything but the game
low gazelle
Surely
arctic talon
Zaun jumpscare
arctic talon
I think its funny that with Arcane compressing Zaunite independence even further in the timeline
the post split industrial boom for the two cities
is even more efficent lol
low gazelle
Its funny to me that this entire series of events
happened because of daughters
and fathers desperation
arctic talon
domino effect moment
queen laurel
Zaun jumpscare
one of my favorite arts is funnily enough this
low gazelle
Singed and his daughter
arctic talon
Renekton vs Lizardman
low gazelle
Vander and silcos jinx/vi
low gazelle
Ambessa and mel
arctic talon
mhm
queen laurel
Renekton vs Lizardman
that's Kroq'gar you mageseeker
opaque coyote
no longer this is 40k chat
queen laurel
Renekton mogs Kroq'gar
Thank you
arctic talon
Bro did not die
opaque coyote
this is now arkane chat
low gazelle
that's Kroq'gar you mageseeker
Mageseeker as a slur goes hard
languid meadow
Kroq'gar wins ngl 
opaque coyote
low gazelle
this is now arkane chat
Yes we invade
arctic talon
Kroq'gar wins ngl <:trol:935813734335676446>
\
low gazelle
Kroq'gar wins ngl <:trol:935813734335676446>
You absolute troglodite
arctic talon
even in Runeterra, people who don't pay the fare still hop on public transportation
queen laurel
even in Runeterra, people who don't pay the fare still hop on public transportat...
is that a giant elevator
arctic talon
Yes
low gazelle
even in Runeterra, people who don't pay the fare still hop on public transportat...
They did a survey of whod want to live in arcane
majority said yes
arctic talon
is that a giant elevator
its the largest public elevator that connects piltover and zaun
its nicknamed The Rising Howl
want to guess why its nicknamed that
low gazelle
holy yap read da message
sowwy 🥺
arctic talon
BECAUSE ITS LOUD AS SHIT
queen laurel
its nicknamed The Rising Howl
every time i just see the word howl and it's league related all i can think of is this guy
arctic talon
I mean yeah
queen laurel
I mean yeah
Honestly I am not surprised why this guy is a menace because green chem tech is running through him
Literally the most volatile and powerful type of chem tech
arctic talon
not clear
what the colors are defined by
green is just the most common
Prolly the mix of chemicals
low gazelle
||Only true love story in arcane is viktor and jayce||
low gazelle
||Only true love story in arcane is viktor and jayce||
I will die on this hill
lapis verge
Man
A series over there in Bilgewater would be preem as hell
low gazelle
Man
A series over there in Bilgewater would be preem as hell
Slow and steady sah
languid meadow
Arcane S2 E9 ||what's gayer? actual lesbian sex or whatever jayce and viktor did||
arctic talon
Arcane S2 E9 ||what's gayer? actual lesbian sex or whatever jayce and viktor did...
LOL
low gazelle
Arcane S2 E9 ||what's gayer? actual lesbian sex or whatever jayce and viktor did...
IM DEAD
queen laurel
Arcane S2 E9 ||what's gayer? actual lesbian sex or whatever jayce and viktor did...
oh ez
viktor and jayce
languid meadow
low gazelle
Arcane S2 E9 ||what's gayer? actual lesbian sex or whatever jayce and viktor did...
||Viktor and jayce bro went through all dimensions to save his bros mom||
languid meadow
queen laurel
||THAT WARWICK DESIGN IS SO BAD WTF> WHERES MY WOLF||
you ungrateful little runt
low gazelle
NAH
arctic talon
||THAT WARWICK DESIGN IS SO BAD WTF> WHERES MY WOLF||
||he needs to die again for it to catalyze properly||
low gazelle
||he needs to die again for it to catalyze properly||
||Leave my boy alone hes already died like 3 times||
queen laurel
||he needs to die again for it to catalyze properly||
||so isha made warwick more monstrous?||
languid meadow
God some of the reception from certain characters mains are crazy
Viktor mains in a whole ass civil war (not really) over E9
low gazelle
Me as a cho main
queen laurel
warhammer as fuck
low gazelle
Luckily i dont think their ever gonna showcase the void
crystal forum
this place looks like a CIA document
low gazelle
LOL
SCP writers only usually should blackout location names dates and times
but none of the major events that transpired
storm jungle
average Inquisition document
storm jungle
need more censorship
crystal forum
i dont care about the time and date of when the SCP monster needs to take a piss
low gazelle
i dont care about the time and date of when the SCP monster needs to take a piss
Right
storm jungle
queen laurel
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
no worries we've heard worse things than this
low gazelle
||he needs to die again for it to catalyze properly||
||Best way to get anyone to fold for you is to call them a cupcake ||
arctic talon
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
caitlyn ||wiping Vi's spit towards her mouth still goes crazy lol||
low gazelle
caitlyn ||wiping Vi's spit towards her mouth still goes crazy lol||
LMAO YEA
||Viktor calling jinx by her government name goes hard||
outer wave
caitlyn ||wiping Vi's spit towards her mouth still goes crazy lol||
||Okay I get there's love but then there's that||
arctic talon
||Okay I get there's love but then there's that||
storm jungle
💀 💀 💀
storm jungle
It is 
crystal forum
i still hate this image of yours
queen laurel
It is <:veryWeary:634474429413326848>
there is a reason that i definitely think that warden recruits are told to ignore lore chat
storm jungle
lmfao
low gazelle
Wait is that true
dusk patrol
Ye
arctic talon
Yes
low gazelle
LMAO
queen laurel
Yes
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819
Yep
storm jungle
Yes
crystal forum
i love racing games
arctic talon
How freaky do you think hemomancers get in bed
crystal forum
that's like saying brain surgeons are into skull fucking
crystal forum
it's just a day job mang
queen laurel
what's the best way to cook a baby
crystal forum
head first so they dont scream too long
arctic talon
that's like saying brain surgeons are into skull fucking
Is it
dusk patrol
what's the best way to cook a baby
Tell him about the economic debt they're gonna inherit
dusk patrol
Is it <:smarf:966438427866304512>
storm jungle
Is it <:smarf:966438427866304512>
Oh yeah i wanted to ask
saw this picture everywhere
the fuck is this bitch doing
dusk patrol
Yes
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Its a good thing its two hot girls or otherwise it would be weird or creepy.
tough haven
Its a good thing its two hot girls or otherwise it would be weird or creepy.
Society
arctic talon
the fuck is this bitch doing
Using hemomancy on her girlfriend
queen laurel
@storm jungle aight i have the best photo to show what lore chat is about
storm jungle
Using hemomancy on her girlfriend
damn
tough haven
Using hemomancy on her girlfriend
Doesn’t that seem somewhat wrong?
arctic talon
The description is neat “Ah, you too? To the Reveler's B--" "How am I to tolerate mine?" "Respectfully, my dear, my father would disown me. ...perhaps we should wear matching dresses."
arctic talon
Doesn’t that seem somewhat wrong?
idk they're both hemomancers
maybe they like it that way
dusk patrol
Doesn’t that seem somewhat wrong?
where do you think shes sending that blood.
tough haven
I mean I guess, hey, so long as it’s consensual
dusk patrol
Lets be real if there was people who could control blood irl someone would use it to get someone else off.
tough haven
To me i immediately get a bad feeling when it comes to magic and sex, seems like there’d be a big potential for abuse lol
tough haven
I mean I guess, hey, so long as it’s consensual
Also adults and in private
arctic talon
well
dusk patrol
Oh definitely
queen laurel
Lets be real if there was people who could control blood irl someone would use i...
Period bending
tough haven
To me i immediately get a bad feeling when it comes to magic and sex, seems like...
But also fictional characters so
arctic talon
its not in private unfortunately
you can see the leadup to the art
in another card art
tough haven
Period bending
Actually yeah, screw getting people off, turn off your period with magic
crystal forum
i'd give men random boners in public
arctic talon
Noxian Rich College students
crystal forum
by controlling blood flow
arctic talon
sorry I mean Noxian Hemomancers
queen laurel
i'd give men random boners in public
you Evil little shit
arctic talon
tough haven
i'd give men random boners in public
They’ve already probably beat you to it
Biology got there first
dusk patrol
Idk why everyone always bring up the Korra stuff or Katara episodes, this was definitely the best bloodbending Avatar episode for me as a kid.
arctic talon
💀
queen laurel
BAHAHAHAHAH
tough haven
Idk why everyone always bring up the Korra stuff or Katara episodes, this was de...
That’s cool and all as a kid, but once you’re an adult those characters are a lot younger than you’d think 💀
low gazelle
Idk why everyone always bring up the Korra stuff or Katara episodes, this was de...
Wait when was there a beach episode
crystal forum
those are children
low gazelle
Ohhh wait nvm
tough haven
Wait when was there a beach episode
There’s a lot of fun side episodes
low gazelle
those are children
Not like that bro
dusk patrol
That’s cool and all as a kid, but once you’re an adult those characters are a l...
Its ok I was like 12 so I'm safe.
tough haven
I actually like the episodes where they mess around better than the main plot
tough haven
Its ok I was like 12 so I'm safe.
Sure buddy
dusk patrol
Also they're all like 17-18 in that episode.
low gazelle
Avatar has no filler
arctic talon
This is the full conversation split up between all the Crimson Circle initiates cards
low gazelle
Then I realized they explored zukos loyalties
tough haven
Avatar has no filler
I know, it’s downtime side stuff without feeling like filler
dusk patrol
That's later season so Aang is like 15-16 and the rest are 18ish.
tough haven
its not in private **unfortunately**
Also my fucking blood, I kinda need that, give it back
low gazelle
those are children
Diddy's fav 💀
dusk patrol
Wait when was there a beach episode
Yeah they went to the one island or something.
arctic talon
Also my fucking blood, I kinda need that, give it back
smh any good hemomancer keeps extra vials of their blood
crystal forum
dont call me daddy unless you want to get freaky
arctic talon
get some of your own back
tough haven
smh any good hemomancer keeps extra vials of their blood
Also 100% a good way to get blood borne diseases
dusk patrol
They go to the party and people get made fun of then they burn down the house after or whatever.
low gazelle
I MEANT TO SAY DIDDY
crystal forum
sure
arctic talon
Also 100% a good way to get blood borne diseases
Hemomancers don't suffer from disease generally tbh\
tough haven
Unless that’s a caveat of blood magic
low gazelle
IT AUTO CORRECTED
arctic talon
They can purify their own blood(somehow)
tough haven
Of course it fucking is
low gazelle
NOOOOOO
arctic talon
the caveat of blood magic is its extremely physically draining
crystal forum
freudian slip
low gazelle
Goodbye college
arctic talon
you're opening holes in your own body to produce the blood on demand
tough haven
Magic users if they had to suffer penalties for their actions
arctic talon
I mean they do
crystal forum
you're opening holes in your own body to produce the blood on demand
owo
arctic talon
its called being anemic lol
low gazelle
Magic users if they had to suffer penalties for their actions
They do
tough haven
its called being anemic lol
Steal more iron from people
crystal forum
doesnt the human body have an insane amount if blood
low gazelle
Imagine the headaches
arctic talon
doesnt the human body have an insane amount if blood
yes
low gazelle
Like.being in a hangover 24 7
tough haven
doesnt the human body have an insane amount if blood
No it’s actually surprisingly small comparatively
arctic talon
well its more then you'd expect
dusk patrol
They dont need much
arctic talon
in any case hemomancers are funny
tough haven
Idk maybe other people guess lower