#40k-lore-chat

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queen laurel
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Yeah i will admit though the as much as Kruleboyz not getting new units only getting like a new hero is a bit of a bummer

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The towers and endless spells look amazing

crystal forum
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heavy support squad flamer sounds like

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idk i cant tell if it will be ok or mot

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what a weird use of a flamer

arctic talon
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It’s a heavy flamer

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If you can mix it it’s for anti charge

crystal forum
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also from what you said earlier wolf

arctic talon
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Charging a heavy flamer is a bad idea

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Unless you’re like

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Orks I guess lol

crystal forum
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i can garantee you they put skulls on the engineers so when they phase out veteran guard killteam they can make them regular troop boxes

queen laurel
queen laurel
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They have new artilleries and gun in placements

arctic talon
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We’ll see how it goes lol

queen laurel
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You could probably place the flammer in an objective and let it just torch infantry that come in close

fallen marsh
arctic talon
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New units != good units

arctic talon
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And imo I like them more

crystal forum
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the image shows 3 heavy stubber teams which is a funny use of that unit

arctic talon
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Ngl I don’t think anyone is taking the heavy stubbers

dusk patrol
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Flamethrower troopers having firefighters aesthetics, gotta be one of my favorite genders

arctic talon
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Unless they have an ungodly volume of fire

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Lol

crystal forum
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i hope they add autocannon

arctic talon
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The heavy flamer could be good

crystal forum
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and ofc there will be heavy stubber that's not even a question

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i mean bolter

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heavy bolter

fallen marsh
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odd choice

arctic talon
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Not the grenadier one

crystal forum
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again so the killteam box will fit in with them

arctic talon
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The demo dude in KT is a grenadier

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Explicitly

crystal forum
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that box is being trashed out of killteam soon

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i love buying new models soyjakpoint

arctic talon
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Idk I don’t dislike the new engineers

crystal forum
arctic talon
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They aren’t stationary at all

crystal forum
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i thought they couldnt shoot if they moved

arctic talon
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They can’t shoot if they advance

crystal forum
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yeah so wtf is the heavy flamer gonna do if the enemy stays outside range

arctic talon
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Heavy Flamers have assault

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Generally

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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Which lets you shoot after advancing

crystal forum
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isn't a heavy gun squad just 3

arctic talon
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3 heavy flamers is a lot lol

crystal forum
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we'll see

arctic talon
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Assuming the heavy flamer has assault

crystal forum
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this is a heavy squad

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not some guy with a flamer

arctic talon
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If it doesn’t it’s going to be an Overwatch threat

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Because heavy flamers

arctic talon
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Sometimes they don’t

crystal forum
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which units are you talking about

arctic talon
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Wait nvm flamers don’t always have assault this edition

crystal forum
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the only heavy flamers i can think of in guard are on vehicles

arctic talon
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I’m mixing it up with last

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Lol

arctic talon
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No one took it though

crystal forum
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i thought that was a regular flamer

arctic talon
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No

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Weirdly enough

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It was a normal plasma gun, or heavy flamer

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But flamers don’t always have assault this edition so

crystal forum
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shitter squad has the flamer guy at least

arctic talon
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W/e

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Flamers are an Overwatch threat

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Area denial tools are just as good as murder ones

crystal forum
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i'd rather take long range autocannons

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BAM BAM BAM BAN

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yer dead

arctic talon
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Again

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I don’t think the heavy flamer is going to be bad

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Las cannon is prolly gona be better though

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Lol

crystal forum
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they already are

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lascannons crush this edition i feel

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i wonder if they'll add rocket launcher and mortar heavy squad

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Damn

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called it

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lmao

crystal forum
storm jungle
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fuckhead

crystal forum
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GW adding a new heavy squad variant is the last thing i would have expected

storm jungle
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a what now

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oh right big gun

crystal forum
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damn mean

rose thorn
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i love the artillary gits

storm jungle
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what did the bro tied at the top do

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😭

rose thorn
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"a second goblin hit the stormkeep lord celestant"

rose thorn
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These bizarre weapons are perhaps the ultimate expression of the short-sighted philosophy of expendability that the grots ascribe to (so long as the grot that’s being expended isn’t them). They are named after the Doom Diver grots which the machine catapults high above the battlefield, allowing them to soar gracefully for a few serene moments… before hurriedly descending to a terminal appointment with the ground below.

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yuo get closer to your god

storm jungle
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OH DOOM DIVERS

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based based

rose thorn
storm jungle
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kamikaze orks my beloved

rose thorn
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Da Gloomspite Gitz are kinda nutty!!!!

storm jungle
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almost gloomy and spiteful

young pecan
storm jungle
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do goblins count as kids?

celest dome
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Yes

rose thorn
celest dome
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But they deserve everything that happen to them

rose thorn
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see

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the boogle eye lieks to hypnotize thema nd break their brains to do his labor

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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Yeah i think the models are good but holy fuck devoting the codex cover to them is CRAZY

storm jungle
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Not even I knew GW liked wanking Krieg this much

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that is nuts

rose thorn
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maybe we will get catachan next edition?

storm jungle
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Nah we will get Cata at some point

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like prob KT tho

tough haven
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I think my car’s machine spirit is trying to tell me something

rose thorn
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also its kinda crazy they are releasing a bunch of shit that should have been released at the begining of the ediiton every day this december

storm jungle
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I guess we cannot comprehend James workshop

rose thorn
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like

rose thorn
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the drukhari wer eliterally unplayable

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for months

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because their faction rules were THAT bad

young pecan
dapper gyro
rose thorn
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apparently peolpe have already been speculating that next edition is gonna be great

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since this edition is in a rough, rough, rough transitional peroid

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(apparently)

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its pretty funny

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was the transiton form 7th to 8th this rough?

arctic talon
tough haven
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Is this true tech-bros?

arctic talon
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Yes

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innovation is permitted

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through an extremely lengthy process

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involving a lot of religous debate

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and political debate

storm jungle
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very much like real life

tough haven
arctic talon
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yes

tough haven
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If a tech priest found a variation of a gun but not a STC pattern to produce it, it just wouldn’t be re-produced right?

young pecan
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I think they would just not, yeah

arctic talon
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it would be reproduced

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they'd declare it as a lost pattern

young pecan
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Oh really?

arctic talon
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and figure out how it works

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yeah

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and then religous debates and crap

young pecan
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I guess that makes more sense

young pecan
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Reverse engineer gaming

tough haven
arctic talon
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yes

celest dome
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If it look like ramshackled it might just be considered a modification. If it look more 'professional' then it might be studied, and possibly become a new STC

dapper gyro
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STCs exist in many form. It's really down to the plot really.

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Like the Primaris Marines new gene seeds are not invented by the Emperor, so it has to go quiet until Papa Smurf came back to say "It is good, dude!"

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And STC are from the Dark Age, which many of the tech are considered heretical because they don't know how to contain it in case it bites back in form of rebellion.

arctic talon
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It is the emperors work

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It just never got finished

storm jungle
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also like STCs are not the only form of relics from DAOT

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any random item you can find thats from there can also raise your status a lot

shell mason
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yk

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took the time to read Garth Ennises work again

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Red Rover Charle isn't a bad read

dusk patrol
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A lot STC stuff isn’t directly made from how it’s found too

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They use the tech and reconfigure it to whatever use they need

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Like terminator armor was made using dark age hazmat gear as a basis, but then they made it power armor

dapper gyro
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There is a reason that Custodes have to escort the primaris, and in some case Papa Smurf himself, like the Dark Angels and Dark Templars.

storm jungle
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gets his lore from reddit comments

rose thorn
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wait why is it called dark age technology

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if taht was the peak of technology

crystal forum
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come one mag

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it's because the imperium coined the name

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and they see that era as ignorant of the imperial truth / reality of chaos

rose thorn
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oh okay :p

arctic talon
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and also because not a lot of inffo survived

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so its a "dark age"

crystal forum
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it's also called the golden age by some

dapper gyro
crystal forum
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it did not do that

rose thorn
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its so werid that like

crystal forum
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that's the age of strife

rose thorn
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HH tech is considered amazin gtech

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and then theres better old tech

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before HH

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and then tehre is evne BETTER

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tech before that

crystal forum
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everything old is good

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the older is better

rose thorn
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THATS NOT HOW TECHNOLOGY WORKSS

crystal forum
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that's human tech logic in 40k

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i've been ranting about it for years here

rose thorn
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it reminds me too much of conspiracy theories lmao

crystal forum
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smh

dapper gyro
crystal forum
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it is not during the dark age

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it succeeded it

dapper gyro
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It is the consequence of DAOT

crystal forum
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this is only partially true

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warp events during the age of strife were not directly caused by humanity

dapper gyro
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Hence the tech of that Age of Technology considered "dark age".

crystal forum
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but AI uprising was

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for humanity it was a much much better time to be alive

dapper gyro
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Like, it is say that if the Big E emerged during DAOT, he would get suppressed right the way.

crystal forum
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by whom

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said by whom

storm jungle
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Literally any human group lol

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again, WMDs

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Humans also dont really enjoy having their freedoms taken to be subjugated forcefully to follow someone else

dapper gyro
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So dude has to wait until most of humanity finished each other at the end of AoS to even start his plan.

crystal forum
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there is very little mentionning of emperor during the dark age

storm jungle
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Yeah because he didnt do anything

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the lore literally says he waited

dapper gyro
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Because he can't do any.

crystal forum
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dilara im not arguing with you

storm jungle
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I know im just stating facts

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😭

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like he very much just sat around

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prob moderating r/atheist idk

dapper gyro
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Warhammer 40k Wiki

Phalanx is the massive starship that serves as the mobile fortress-monastery of the Imperial Fists Space Marine Chapter and was constructed many millennia ago by unknown hands during the Dark Age...

crystal forum
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im talking about dark age of tech not being the cause of wars or whatever deino said. it was a time where humanity punted the shit out of everybody compared to the imperium

dapper gyro
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It is outside of the M.40 imperial capacity, and there were many thousands of that thing.

crystal forum
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there is no evidence to support this

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the phalanx is unique as far as we're aware

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nothing else has rivalled its size

dapper gyro
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Because others have been destroyed by many conflict since then.

crystal forum
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plus the phalanx has a muddy origin. in one book it's said to be built by dorn himself which is peak meme

storm jungle
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Homie spent 2910934 years out on metal-bars in space minecraft server admin'ing it

crystal forum
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generally accepted that he just found it near inuit or whatever the planet is called

storm jungle
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Inwit*

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very original name I know

crystal forum
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like ok biggest ship in existence how cool

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just floating here

crystal forum
crystal forum
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imperium would have found some space hulks of that size by now

dapper gyro
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Whatever man

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i prefer to think of the dark age as a time where a bunch of different human conclaves did mad science shit and came up with insane doohickeys which the wider humanity never got to learn about

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just completely obsessed with science

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that's why there's so many one off bullshit devices

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but that's just my headcannon

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older lore tends to depict ancient humanity as cohesive and united but it's treated as fragmented these days

storm jungle
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it was basically humanity spread out to do their own weird experiments and other shit

crystal forum
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this is still a huge assumption though. there's no way to accurately piece together dark age events

storm jungle
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I mean there kind of is?

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Its just REALLY spread out

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you can very much compile them all together

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the core rulebooks also mention some stuff

crystal forum
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you think if i spent the next 10 years getting every single snippet of dark age lore i'd be able to piece something sensical

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i'd become insane

dapper gyro
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It is peak tech advance, but humanity are not united, hence wars.

crystal forum
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yes

dapper gyro
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DAOT "ends" in M.25, its consequence raging for almost 10 more thousand years.

crystal forum
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if you mean the age of strife, sure

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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I mean, there are even a group of Custodes specially tasked to guard the DOAT tech under the golden throne, which is not old lore at all.

crystal forum
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though dates are never set in stone

storm jungle
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Well it kind of is

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its just again general

crystal forum
storm jungle
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because millenniums are a long time

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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Chase cypher and also try to put down or get murdered by half the DAOT stuff/horrors the book spends a paragraph each expositioning

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they arent really the main focus as is

crystal forum
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so what is the point here deino

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age of strife bad?

storm jungle
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I think you two changed topics like 3 times

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even im lost lol

dapper gyro
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And a single Shadowkeepers going out of Terra is a big deal, almost as big as a Primarch coming back.

crystal forum
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ok

dapper gyro
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Scoll up dude...

crystal forum
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im trying to understand the point here

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you're going from end of dark age to custodes

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what is the correlation

dapper gyro
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The question was "Why it is called Dark Age if it was the peak of technology"

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The answer was because it created big wars, which is then called the AoE.

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Hence things are lost and other being called dark age.

crystal forum
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that is a lot of hoops to go through for a name

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the imperium called it the dark age because of its own biased view of humanity

celest dome
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It's called the Dark Age of humanity by the branch of humanity that stand against technology and general enlightenment

crystal forum
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most humans dont know anything about dark age

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nor the age of strife

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to say that they call it the dark age specifically because the age of strife came afterwards is just overthinking it

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and bringing up custodes is odd since any custodies action would be completely hidden from most of the imperium, let alone the most secretive of their factions

dapper gyro
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Ok, tell me why do we call an era of our time the Renaissance?

crystal forum
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because of biased views about the medieval age

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which used to be called dark age

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historians saw the emergence of puritan science in the west as the definitive rise of reason

celest dome
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Yes, while during the Dark Age there were other region of the world that didn't go like that

crystal forum
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it's also a very stupid way to view antiquity as superior in every way

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and only in a western focus

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but i guess the rise of metallurgy, working machinery and other medieval inventions arent good enough for 1800's historians

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oh and gunpowder

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you know, just small insignificant inventions

gray umbra
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I remember when leonardo da vinci invented the glock

dapper gyro
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For some people, it is because of the more liberty to express themselves, with art music literatures and investment in technologies, which was limited for a long times during the prior era.

dapper gyro
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That's how I see AoE, as end of the Golden Age in 40k and the reason it is then known as Dark Age.

crystal forum
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terms for eras are dumb. imperium is dumb

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dark age of tech is a dumb term on purpose

dusk patrol
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You know what else is dumb

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Spotify getting rid of the like button

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Why do I have to open up another tab to put it in my liked songs?

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Why did we make it more complex?!

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IT WAS A FUCKING HEART BUTTON IT WAS SO SIMPLE AND PURE

crystal forum
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the imperium genuinely believes itself to be superior to dark age humanity. it's a dumb idea made by dumb imperials

dusk patrol
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Well if they were smart how come they’re dead

crystal forum
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i know you dislike this topic

dusk patrol
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It’s more they believe the Dark Age went too far

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Not that they’re smarter than them

crystal forum
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i preferred when you just said "who cares"

dusk patrol
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It’s a bit more complex than thinking they’re smarter

crystal forum
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i didn't say smarter

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imperials think their belief in the emperor makes them better

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they despise smartness

storm jungle
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as it turns out religious people can get kinda stupid regarding their own history

crystal forum
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more news at 11

storm jungle
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pretty much

dusk patrol
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Most imperials don’t even think about the dark age, but we mostly see them see it as an age of great advancement when it’s brought up, it just also kinda fucked everyone over hard and almost wiped everyone out

storm jungle
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imperials dumb

dusk patrol
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I wouldn’t say the DAoT is some ideal either, things can be a little more complex than just one thing

storm jungle
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yeah it also kinda depends on how well read you are on the subject so we can rule out like 98.99% of the entire galaxy of humanity on that front

crystal forum
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it's mostly mechanicus who fap to the dark age

dusk patrol
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Most imperials don’t even know it exists

crystal forum
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yes as i said

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they just know it was a time before the emperor which itself is bad

dusk patrol
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And most who have a vague idea just know it was a time when crazy powerful stuff was being made and also when a lot of bad stuff happened, which is about the extent we know of it

dusk patrol
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Most people are in their own planets

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They’re not thinking of “man what was humanity doing 20,000 years ago?”

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It’s like asking some schmuck on the street what he thinks of the Neanderthals, except he doesn’t know what they are and has no frame of reference.

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But all this is distracting from Spotify removing the heart button

young pecan
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We're talking purely about fiction btw :^)

storm jungle
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teehee

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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No

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It has my tunes

crystal forum
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i use apple music because i scammed them into thinking im a student and they pay artists slightly more

crystal forum
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also surprisingly good way to find new music

crystal forum
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yes

storm jungle
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Damn thats some firing-squad type sin

crystal forum
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it costs more

young pecan
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If anyone here likes rap listen to MF DOOM

crystal forum
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but it has a lot of good features

dusk patrol
young pecan
crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Apprentice

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And bills are bills

crystal forum
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you're americans you have like 1% income tax

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fuck you

young pecan
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Yet we get none of the good things that come with being taxed

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:D

crystal forum
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i get taxed a shit ton and you dont see me using the benefits

dusk patrol
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Really don’t wanna go down the year one poli sci takes

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Point is, it works for me and is cheap enough

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Maybe Apple Music is better, I doubt it and either way idc.

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
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They think it was misguided but also they had a lot of sick tech

young pecan
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This Spotify vs. Apple Music get serious, be ready to die for ts

crystal forum
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i hate when they complain fr

storm jungle
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I mean

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Americans

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nuff said

dapper gyro
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I was away, my chat was on previous subject. Sorry.

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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dude our system is dog shit

dusk patrol
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Everyone’s system sucks unless they’re arguing with another country

storm jungle
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Goalpost moving ahh

crystal forum
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nah i'll freely admit it sucks

storm jungle
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Well yeah it does

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i dont even wanna get started with mine 🇹🇷

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well it doesnt even exist

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but still

dusk patrol
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I’m not gonna argue about governmental systems with people who get all their knowledge of it from Reddit posts and TikTok’s

storm jungle
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Lmfao

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that itself is the most redditor response ive read

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i guess adds to the irony

dapper gyro
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Full cycle

crystal forum
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i actually work with diverse people eternal i know that might come as a shock to a redneck

storm jungle
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Ikr

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
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I have to deal with Canadians every day

crystal forum
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when you're sorting the nuts and bolts bin

crystal forum
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im sure you get to talk to many people when you're allowed to speak

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apprentice

dusk patrol
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Yes people make conversation

dapper gyro
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Nice Canadian is such a big misguide.

dusk patrol
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Mostly they’re fine, occasionally some like to talk about whatever political bullshit as if I wanna do that

crystal forum
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shitting on eternal is one of the few good things about this channel

dusk patrol
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I shouldn’t even have to know Trudeau’s name

young pecan
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themuncher 🍿

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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What's the different between Witchfinder and Witchhunter?

storm jungle
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dapper gyro
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Curious

storm jungle
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If thats a serious question basically nothing

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its just "i dont wanna use witchhunter lets go with witchfinder"

crystal forum
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she finds witches

spare osprey
storm jungle
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Look im allowed to DISLIKE Apple

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mfers are making brick phones

crystal forum
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apple music is good trust me

spare osprey
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You said like I already win

crystal forum
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it's like what got them famous to begin with

storm jungle
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thats fine Jay, just remember that when the ghost of Steve Jobs Past comes to haunt your wallet

paper haven
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Sometimes witches just want a visitor, not to be hunted

young pecan
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Actually 1984 ass

rose thorn
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so it says there is 59 warscrolls in the new battletomb

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thers 35 units in the app

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and the faction back for sale sasy 45

spare osprey
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Well

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Let’s take the median

rose thorn
spare osprey
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So it’s 40

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Boom solved

rose thorn
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isnt the median 46?

paper haven
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But who will find the witch finders?
Hmmm

rose thorn
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wait shit did i get median mixed up

spare osprey
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Probably

paper haven
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Median, mode, mean

spare osprey
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Average decepticon trio

dusk patrol
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Small medium at large.

rose thorn
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okay the calculator says 45

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for median

spare osprey
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Now

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What calculator did you use

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Cause it may hate you

rose thorn
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mathway

paper haven
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If I recall, median is the middle number in a sequence?

small grail
paper haven
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It's been a very long time since I've used these terms

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Pretty sure Mean is average and mode is most common number.

rose thorn
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also gonna quote teh aos discord real quick

shell mason
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each ork color meaning go

dusk patrol
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AoS fans just enjoying their own stuff without any insecurity challenge

shell mason
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ork knowledge check

dusk patrol
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It is a sick model though

rose thorn
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fr

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i just watned to make fun of blood angels

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i think its unironically their first L, and its not even that bad

dusk patrol
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I don’t care for them but there’s already some solid conversions, it’s mostly just add some detailing and change the heads

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There’s so many good models these days it’s so easy to ignore the bad ones

shell mason
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I need a bigger boom for my orks

storm jungle
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dont act like this is some one-sided thing lmao

dusk patrol
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Well as we know the golden rule, always return negativity

storm jungle
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Well as we also know, "just ignore them" kinda goes null after a certain point stareswag

dusk patrol
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Does it? Are all these AoS hating 40k fans in the room here with us?

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I’ve never even seen anyone bring up AoS in any of the 40k discords I’m in, outside of the AoS threads some have. And it’s basically never negative.

I’m sure some exist but I see AoS fans talking about 40k way more than I see it the other way.

shell mason
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makes sense

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40k fans been eating lately

dusk patrol
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Everyone has

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It’s great

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It’s almost like we don’t need to shit on either and can enjoy how good all the new stuff is

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Instead of letting yourself be ruled by a few toxic dorks online

paper haven
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I really don't understand how you can hate one version of the setting and love another version

rose thorn
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I’ve never seen AOS 40k discourse, I’ve seen metric shit loads of old world AOS discourse

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the old world AOS war has gone for generations

arctic talon
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Tbh

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Endtimes did like

dusk patrol
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I’m sure there’s that but I also don’t the Old War fanbase is actually that large enough for it to matter

arctic talon
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Kill whfb in the worst way possible

dusk patrol
#

And End Times was pretty bad

rose thorn
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

But it’s not a reason to shit on AoS imo

paper haven
#

Like, I get that End Times was bad but bad writing is part of the charm

arctic talon
#

No it was like

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Really bad

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To the point it’s not really charming

paper haven
#

We all suffer from awful canon decisions

dusk patrol
paper haven
#

Some more than others, mind you

dusk patrol
#

Like if anyone gets to complain about being shafted by writing it’s Old World fans

#

And no I don’t think that gives them a free pass to be assholes

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Just like I don’t think it gives anyone

rose thorn
#

Also rip beastmen, see y’all next edition

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

I still pour one for beastmen

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

so go off as usual i guess lmao

arctic talon
#

The source is it came to me in a dream

dusk patrol
#

My bad

rose thorn
storm jungle
young pecan
#

Someone's angsty teenage son wrote End Times and they had to pretend it was official because he accidentally published it

dusk patrol
#

It’s impossible to jsut enjoy something without being toxic towards others

young pecan
#

That is my headcanon

paper haven
#

I just don't see the value of going after other fans because your favorite thing went bad

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

I’m like 70% sure we are gettinh chaos dwarves this edition

storm jungle
#

like

storm jungle
#

most people dont have your weird "mediator" stance

#

these issues exist

#

we sometimes just cant ignore them

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

He has an even bigger beak

storm jungle
#

its not all hakuna matata

dusk patrol
#

Especially here

storm jungle
#

Okay so?

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Like you are the type to always ignore this stuff and say it doesnt matter, its about as repetitive and tiring.

arctic talon
#

Ngl I thought they were going to turn it into like

paper haven
#

I get that there is plenty of hate flying around, I just don't understand why

rose thorn
#

I love the new phoenix lord models

arctic talon
#

A more generic armored helmet

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

If you wanna be a toxic jerk then just do that, don’t justify it with some goofy reason like other people are mean on other discords

arctic talon
#

But it’s much more bird beak

#

Then before

storm jungle
#

sometimes its right sometimes its wrong sometimes its whatever

#

like its the natural way of things with warhammer lol

paper haven
#

Humans were the real monsters

rose thorn
#

Do you think eldar are gonna get a new uh

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Combat patrol

storm jungle
#

Didnt they already get one

#

or am I hallucinating

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

I didn’t see one?

storm jungle
#

Wait no i mixed it up

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

too many combat patrols....

arctic talon
#

They didn’t show off one

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For eldar

rose thorn
#

He heard so much praise for spear head but I haven’t heard a thing for combat patrol

#

Is combat patrol any good?

paper haven
#

No!
The players were the real monsters of the setting.
GW got meta on us and we never noticed.

arctic talon
#

That’s because combat patrol the gamemode sucks

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Lol

arctic talon
#

Spearhead iterated on the rules

#

From combat patrol

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And made it good

rose thorn
#

Yeah AOS does that a lot

arctic talon
#

Also the spearhead boxes have less point variance

dusk patrol
#

I’m curious if they’re gonna do the Striking Scorpions PL eventually

arctic talon
#

So uh

arctic talon
#

He’s still hiding in the sandpit

storm jungle
#

They'll prob in a year or two

#

KT scorps already got made so its inevitable

dusk patrol
#

Insert Drazhar joke here

arctic talon
#

Next edition or end of this edition

#

Is my bet

storm jungle
#

Yeah this

#

its already set up pretty much

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

What does 40k call the mid edition army updates? Like when they get new stuff outside of their battletomb release

#

Is it still supplements?

paper haven
#

Anyway, let's all collectively decide on a group to blame everything on and unite under that

rose thorn
#

Gotcha

dusk patrol
#

Don’t blame him Arrha was a goofy name

storm jungle
paper haven
#

I vote for Dark Eldar players

rose thorn
#

It wouldn’t be a bad supplement if 40k rides 10th for a while

arctic talon
#

Oh sorry it’s not arrha

#

It’s arhra

#

Jesus Christ

storm jungle
#

very big difference

arctic talon
#

That is a name

#

That sucks to say

storm jungle
#

It does 💀

arctic talon
#

No wonder he changed it

rose thorn
dusk patrol
#

Still a bad name, not as bad.

Understandable why he’s probably Drazhar now

paper haven
#

Both fantasy and 40k setting Dark Eldar. That way everyone else can come together

storm jungle
#

the coomers would defend them to no end

#

their numbers are relentless pal

paper haven
#

Coomers have no rights

arctic talon
rose thorn
storm jungle
arctic talon
rose thorn
#

(I don’t play dok my partner does)

arctic talon
#

Whenever I think of drukhari I just think of what Evelynn in league lore does to their murder victims lol

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Which is brutally torture them

rose thorn
#

HAHDHWHSHAH

paper haven
#

GW gotta slot in the naked women figures somewhere

dusk patrol
paper haven
#

Not a proper tabletop game without it

arctic talon
rose thorn
dusk patrol
#

I mean mute exists for a reason but still

rose thorn
#

They have a loose boob

#

I have no clue why

arctic talon
#

Why not

#

I guess

rose thorn
#

Not even Slaanesh has a full boob hang

arctic talon
#

From a design standpoint it’s very much to show they’re cultists

#

And also like

rose thorn
#

It’s the fucking

arctic talon
#

Obviously it’s because they’re supposed to look hot

#

Lol

rose thorn
#

Medusa of all models though

paper haven
#

Boob detected

#

Singular

#

One boob

paper haven
#

Two would be excessive

rose thorn
paper haven
#

And three is right out

opaque coyote
#

i like the multiple snakes

dusk patrol
rose thorn
#

And murder

opaque coyote
#

toasts?

#

TOASTS?

rose thorn
#

I’m very excited for their regiment of renown

opaque coyote
#

my brain is truly gone...

#

tastes*

paper haven
#

So we agreed? Hate the coomers, unite the fan base?

opaque coyote
#

so anyways yeah they're pretty cool

#

i like medusa type creatures

paper haven
#

Peace in our time

rose thorn
opaque coyote
#

does she like summon stone pillars or something?

opaque coyote
#

im gonna guess they're slaanesh?

rose thorn
rose thorn
#

Khaine

#

The god of murder

opaque coyote
#

oh wow

#

unexpected

rose thorn
#

And the new god of murder

arctic talon
#

Khaine my beloved

rose thorn
#

After he was murdered

#

Oh and a new chick

arctic talon
#

He didn’t get murdered

#

He just died(mostly)

#

Smh

opaque coyote
#

how do you murder the god of murder

#

ig by murdering him

#

...

#

murder is ceasing to be a world to me anymore

arctic talon
#

Chaos gods got his ass

opaque coyote
#

wird

rose thorn
#

And then she made her self unmurdererable

arctic talon
#

In AoS

opaque coyote
#

word

rose thorn
dusk patrol
#

It was a split decision

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

I bet I could find a way

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Craftworld Eldar worship khaine in 40K

opaque coyote
#

reminds me a combination of like

#

metal bands

#

and

#

medusa

#

medusa bands

#

i like how the bows look like snakes

rose thorn
#

This lady and

arctic talon
#

Is there a reason for DoK to be like mostly naked lore wise

#

I forgor

opaque coyote
#

ig Khaine doesn't care about sexuality

as long as you kill

dusk patrol
#

Makes them feel pretty

paper haven
#

Just a group of medusas going around playing heavy metal music

opaque coyote
#

more inclusive than Khorne that's for sure!

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

This lady

arctic talon
#

Get that blood flowing

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Khaine is the true Feminist's Murder God

arctic talon
#

She is important

opaque coyote
rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Morathi is sexist

#

What a surprise

rose thorn
#

She thinks men are the lesser life form

paper haven
#

Khaine is a girl?

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

No

#

Morathi is a woman

rose thorn
opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

And that men are only good to die and be slaves basically

paper haven
#

I thought for sure- ah ok

arctic talon
#

She took over a large chunk of khaines god energy

#

And also stole some of slaanesh’s to fuel her acension

opaque coyote
#

god

#

besides that though

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

actually interesting

rose thorn
#

The only male unit you can run are literally magically enslaved to morathi’s will and are forced to suicide bomb into enemyies

paper haven
#

Yeah dark elves have always had the whole men are slaves thing going on

arctic talon
#

Well

#

Not in whfb

rose thorn
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Or really in AoS

opaque coyote
#

awesome

arctic talon
#

Aside from the daughters of khaine

opaque coyote
#

playing those

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

if i ever get into AoS

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Actually what does morathi even think of Malarion

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

If you say incest I’m stabbing you

rose thorn
#

Their any gimmick is that each round you get a special bonus to help you murder

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

oh no wait that's just bretonnia

arctic talon
#

Not really

arctic talon
paper haven
#

Khorne is the least discriminate chaos god

opaque coyote
#

i like snek

#

i like knights

paper haven
#

Literally just kill a bunch of things.

opaque coyote
#

i cannot decide

rose thorn
paper haven
#

And you're in

rose thorn
#

They die like sticks they kill like cannons

#

(Except when they don’t)

opaque coyote
#

you think they use like idk

#

men as living meat shields?

#

i mean it's warhammer

rose thorn
#

Yeah with some teleportation gimmicks

arctic talon
rose thorn
paper haven
#

Actual cannons made of glass?

arctic talon
#

Lol

opaque coyote
paper haven
#

That would be kinda cool

arctic talon
#

Tzeentch ass cannon

opaque coyote
#

smh

#

they really are extremely misandrist to not even use them as fucking SHIELDS

rose thorn
#

You also get girls with bat wings, girls with living masks, girls with shadow magic

paper haven
rose thorn
#

And a giant metal statue that walks and murders

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

No

paper haven
#

Like, damn woman chill

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Because they have no lore

opaque coyote
#

damn

arctic talon
#

I don’t think an avatar of khaine has shown up in any actual books

#

Ever

#

For AoS

paper haven
arctic talon
#

It would probably still job though

opaque coyote
#

Avatar of Khaine probably are one of the coolest designs

arctic talon
#

Because that’s how immortal characters work

#

Lol

opaque coyote
#

still kinda sad that they're relegated to jobbing tho

arctic talon
#

Meh

#

They do stuff

#

In codexes

opaque coyote
#

cause a metal statue vomitting bronze is cool

arctic talon
#

And also like the forges of mars trilogy ig

rose thorn
#

Oh they don’t have a generic blood pot anymore

arctic talon
#

Oh

#

Did they lose the pot

#

Why?

paper haven
#

Sadly in 40k the avatars of khaine get to be the thing that dies to show how powerful something else is

rose thorn
#

Aka, put none of them on there

arctic talon
#

Oh

#

Huh

rose thorn
#

And just say which one it is when ever

arctic talon
#

Weird they got rid of generic pot

rose thorn
#

I don’t think dok are gonna lose that kit? It’s like their most important kit

arctic talon
#

Prolly not

#

Just removing a redundant option ig

rose thorn
#

Fair

#

There use to be 2 generic pots actually

paper haven
#

When you upgrade a unit and it's worse than the unit it upgraded from

rose thorn
#

A shadow one and regular one

#

So excited for kruleboyz and gloomspite and their rules being trash <3 (they are my favorite armies)

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

FOR REAL

crystal forum
#

are there butt cheeks in 40k

dusk patrol
#

No

acoustic hinge
#

Don’t make me remind you about slaanesh now 😳

shell mason
summer mural
#

when will joe rogan have dan abnett on his podcast

rocky gale
shell mason
#

I aint trying to see a cheeked up space marine

#

A cheek marine

shell mason
#

fiend

lavish canopy
#

Buns of steel
-Nuke Dukem

tight stratus
#

these tubs look so out of place

#

so clean and white compared to everything else

#

any answers?

shadow plover
#

GSC probably

tight stratus
#

GSC>

#

?

shadow plover
storm jungle
#

The Warp probably idk

shadow plover
#

Genestealer Cults

acoustic hinge
#

Do I corrupt my caste whit chaos 😎

#

I only paint black armour and steel mostly 😬

tough haven
#

Tzeench

acoustic hinge
#

Lmao that’s crazy

#

Blue pink and purple

tough haven
#

Doesn’t have to be so overt

acoustic hinge
#

I’ve seen Double headed Shas’o

rose thorn
#

Like a black hole

charred jewel
#

For an average ass imperial guard regiment. How expensive and how priceless is a melta gun. And do they require the same training and specialization as plasma guns. And with Melta guns. Could someone take a melta gun on a civlized world and sell it for a million dollars?

storm jungle
#

Its heavy equipment, not everyone gets it, it has good firepower, but you need proper training to use/handle it, its how heavy weapons squads get them.

charred jewel
storm jungle
#

As for on the civillian side of things also depends on the mark/variant but its very much like seeing some cartel member with military gear, it definitely would fetch a high price

storm jungle
#

If its like custom/very well made yes

#

If it literally got stolen off some militarum cargoliner then eh so and so

celest dome
#

SM grade ones are rare

#

The rarity of weapons most people will mention is often conflated from the SM ones

storm jungle
#

SM grade ones are SM grade obvs so not like anyone is getting them as is lol

celest dome
#

Yes, but they're 'rare' for SM (For the Pistol ones)
Melta Pistol for normal human aren't any way as rare

storm jungle
#

Yeah its just a normal high end weapon

acoustic hinge
#

When I think inferno pistol I think witch

#

From retribution

celest dome
#

Yes, those are rarer version of Melta

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats even more higher grade and custom made

acoustic hinge
#

Damn

#

My wallet

#

Is screaming

storm jungle
#

Dont do it

acoustic hinge
#

All the resin moulds on Etsy loook so cool

#

Even just to paint and have not to proxy

#

The ogryn kreig models look sick

barren prawn
#

only ikea lives...

shell mason
acoustic hinge
#

Ima spend a bill and have a whole kreig army

celest dome
#

Does anyone have an idea where the rules for Special Ammo in Necromunda

rose thorn
#

Let me check where it says the spruce is

#

Source

celest dome
#

Does it say which book it is from ?

rose thorn
tough haven
#

Are Aeldari long rifles silent? Do they crack like a longlas? Or are they somewhere in between?

storm jungle
#

In-between, they still make noise

#

but like its basically a pew-pew gun so you can kinda imagine its not as loud as the bang of an actual las or stub sniper rifle

acoustic hinge
outer wave
storm jungle
#

you are thinking of inferno rounds i think

#

which is just "we ran out of cool magic word for fire"

acoustic hinge
#

op plasma pistol

tough haven
#

Trying to figure out how to describe it

storm jungle
celest dome
acoustic hinge
#

mb

outer wave
storm jungle
#

Yeah lmfao

outer wave
#

Could've been called INFERNUSIAL ROUNDUS

#

Rounduses

#

Roundusi

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

Not wrong...

#

but yeah Inferno bolts are just "well its flaming bolt rounds with magic idfk just name it that"

spare osprey
#

Oooo we talkin special bolt rounds

outer wave
#

Yeah or at least names of weapons that are similar to other terms

storm jungle
#

oh man

#

not super specific but my favorite has to be uh

#

Castigate deez nu-

outer wave
#

Castrate....

storm jungle
#

Castrator Battle Tank...

outer wave
#

Knight Castrator

#

Imagine a grey knight coming up to you after a fight with daemons and going "Alright then, off wit' your balls now."

spare osprey
#

That shit is so goofy

#

And over the top

#

I love it

#

“Y’know fuck you” erases your atoms throughout their existence of time and space

storm jungle
#

Dark Angels is it?

spare osprey
#

You know it

#

To hell with the law of conservation of matter

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

I remember I saw on Twitter a while ago asking for a 40k analog horror thing

#

But like

#

Imma be real that would probably end up being pretty trash

tough haven
rose thorn
rose thorn
# green loom

God I love Necromunda, I wanan play secundus so bad

#

I’m excited for the future of secundus

#

I’m excited for the mid event gang to release

outer wave
rose thorn
#

Maybe the POV of a servitor would work

storm jungle
rose thorn
rose thorn
scarlet plank
#

Busting out a Flamer for this one

outer wave
scarlet plank
#

No Heavy Flamer needed until further notice

rose thorn
#

Watcher in the rain is pretty good

outer wave
#

Or yeah just focus on minor xenos or chaos entities

#

Or human related shit idk

rose thorn
outer wave
rose thorn
#

It sucks

#

I doubt they would make content if you can’t buy a model for it

dusk patrol
#

Just because it hasn’t been done doesn’t mean it couldn’t, I don’t think it’s a great idea but it could definitely still happen

scarlet plank
#

"I'm gonna need a Plasma Cutter for THIS heresy..."

#

<- Dead Space veteran

rose thorn
#

It would be a funny model reveal