my legion half killed itself because they tried to prove themseleves without my preasence
time to fuck off AGAIN
#40k-lore-chat
barren prawn
storm jungle
He fell into the Waaghnobyl reactor so we'll see what happens at some point
i do love people who ask like
"OOO I WONDER WHEN HES GONNA COME BACK"
And im like
looks at how much money Salamanders make
barren prawn
when gw needs smore money
storm jungle
Russ is deffo next
barren prawn
nah people like salamanders
storm jungle
I mean "like" yes
but they are not prominent on the chart
its very much gonna be Wolves
barren prawn
oh cmon sangui is easily more popular than both
storm jungle
Well yes
queen laurel
"OOO I WONDER WHEN HES GONNA COME BACK"
He also got vaporized molecularly so let's see how much money can rebuild his molecular structure
paper haven
Death in 40k is meaningless unless it's not
storm jungle
Death in 40k is meaningless unless it's not
Perfectly put thank you.
barren prawn
this shit looks cool as fuck
paper haven
(derogatory)
I was about to ask
queen laurel
He looks like a skyrim character
that is an insult to a skyrim character
storm jungle
ill stop
Jokes aside though yeah its deffo Russ next, after that its whoever Chapter that makes the 3rd most money
and on it will go probably
barren prawn
arent ravens and scars less popular?
storm jungle
Largely yes
Ravens and Scars come close, the latter only lives through Jackson Khan memes and Mongol jokes
I mean we had one last week who turned out to be a anti-semite
the tropes just fill themselves
queen laurel
I mean we had one last week who turned out to be a anti-semite
Me Meeting a person who likes something and it turns out that they are the spitting image of the stereotype being associated with the liking of that thing
storm jungle
40k fan cycle
forest orbit
its very much gonna be Wolves
People tend to forget how popular they are in general tbh
well "popular"
storm jungle
Yeah a lot of people like Wolves
im iffy on them but i entered into 40k reading some of their books first
queen laurel
Yeah a lot of people like Wolves
they are cool if you execute them right if you execute them right
i like Ulfar because he is unapologetically stereotypical fictional viking
storm jungle
Ye pretty much. They can be done well but they very much deserve all the ridicule they also get
forest orbit
I really feel bad for people that think the Wolf naming scene is a joke
queen laurel
Ye pretty much. They can be done well but they very much deserve all the ridicul...
yeah they are very close to like the ultra marines in the spotlight
storm jungle
LOL I mean i guess
storm jungle
I really feel bad for people that think the Wolf naming scene is a joke
they will regret it after reading their first SW book
storm jungle
Which one was it
wicked egret
I really feel bad for people that think the Wolf naming scene is a joke
The what now?
forest orbit
The what now?
the wolf naming scheme
storm jungle
He doesn't know.
forest orbit
He doesn't know.....
queen laurel
oh boy
storm jungle
Someone post the meme
celest dome
Oh neat
forest orbit
forest orbit
incase you couldnt tell because Evil
storm jungle
I wanna strangle whoever decided that it was a good idea
I feel like they deserve to get cement shoes
but thats just me
✋
queen laurel
I feel like they deserve to get cement shoes
I'm with you
storm jungle
forest orbit
Theres definitely a lot more wolf names though
one day im gonna make an image like that and gather them
its just so time consuming lol
storm jungle
They arent bad at all and dont suffer from the fucking uh
"1 Writer who only writes for them" syndrome
they DO have some absolute dogshit books like Wolftime but most of the others are neat.
viral halo
John Grammaticus is a great character
storm jungle
shut the fuck up
also Lukas the Trickster for example is one of my fav 40k SW/Dark Eldar books
rose thorn
the months of shame is some of the most inferiating lore ever
storm jungle
it is but for once it makes sense
its the Wolves being too proud and the Inquisition being idiotic
rose thorn
yeah taht part is fine
viral halo
shut the fuck up
name one thing wrong about him
barren prawn
i heard sapce wolves werent as bad at first
isnt most of their stuff pre heresy?
rose thorn
but the space wolves destroy the grey knights and steal an axe with a khorne demon in it
queen laurel
also Lukas the Trickster for example is one of my fav 40k SW/Dark Eldar books
speaking of how was the Lelith book by Brooks
storm jungle
speaking of how was the Lelith book by Brooks
Its very alright. I had fun with it but its not high-art, very much a Lelith-Lelith book
queen laurel
Its very alright. I had fun with it but its not high-art, very much a Lelith-Lel...
Did he redeem himself from the atrocities he committed to the dark eldar?
rose thorn
also half of the space wolf models are dog water
storm jungle
Did he redeem himself from the atrocities he committed to the dark eldar?
also id say yes lol
queen laurel
A space wolf riding a thunderwolf
rose thorn
Canis Wolfborn
Canis Wolfborn is one of the most feral and destructive warriors on all of Fenris. Raised by a pack of Fenrisian wolves in the snow-swept wilderness of Fenris, he is wolf-brother to mighty Fangir, the largest and most powerful of all the Thunderwolves. In battle they are an inseparable whirlwind of claws and fangs that combine brute strength with resourceful cunning.
rose thorn
the wolf is really
queen laurel
the wolf is really
yeah Thunderwolves are built different
paper haven
Ah yes, a realistic male body standard
viral halo
the wolf is really
This is how I've been trying to look for three years
I genuinely look at this image and consider steroid use
Thank you Rob Liefeld
paper haven
His arms barely reach down to his waist.
queen laurel
my favorite kind of male body
what will the mods say to you
storm jungle
paper haven
When I uncap the sliders in character creation
rose thorn
every day i look at the space wolves page i find worse models older than me and my sister combined
barren prawn
my favorite kind of male body
that picture is unironically based on a real picture
storm jungle
😭
spring cairn
elon musk's torso looking ass
viral halo
I would beat Elon Musk with a hammer I can tell you that much
vagrant fox
I think I would as well
spring cairn
it shouldn't be that difficult
vagrant fox
I suspect he's always high on something so you just gotta scare him first
viral halo
I just wish he wasn't stuck in 2013 mentally
like if I was an autistic billionaire I'd do some stupid shit
His daughter that he disowned for being trans has an onlyfans
vagrant fox
He does stupid shit to be fair
My cool image won't upload 😔
Potorochin does man man art, true 6'1 chad physique art
viral halo
His daughter that he disowned for being trans has an onlyfans
I found out about this through it being sent to me unprompted
I shall now send it to Eternal and await his response
green loom
barren prawn
EREBUS WHAT WAS IN THAT DAVINITE BLOOF?
outer wave
I genuinely look at this image and consider steroid use
Nah, pec implants
Plus a ton of supplements
viral halo
I'm on a weight cut rn and I'm in hell
1 coffee, 3-4 protein shakes a day, supplements for all the vitamins I'm missing, a salad, and a meal
and then on Sat/Sunday I eat whatever
outer wave
Damn thats dedication
I dont think I could ever do that tbh
I love food way too much
vagrant fox
Too much effort for me, I just eat whatever and then train my pecs
outer wave
Same, or least thats what I would be doing anyway
Ive been pretty bad at going to the gym as of late
vagrant fox
Makes me wonder about warhams fitness regimes
What's the ideal underhiver nutrition and exercise plan
spring cairn
What's the ideal underhiver nutrition and exercise plan
1 rat is roughly 15g of protein
you need 1.5x times your weight
vagrant fox
Exercise by killing big mutant rats
outer wave
1 rat is roughly 15g of protein
One mutant rat could be even more than that, but you also gotta expend energy fighting it
spring cairn
not worth the hassle
storm jungle
Exercise by killing big mutant rats
spring cairn
you'll already have sore muscles after working out with the ogryn
rocky gale
Is that the Oath head option or is there another one?
rose thorn
Is that the Oath head option or is there another one?
The skull helmet one
It’s the dark oath mask that the chieftain wears
rocky gale
Oh the one on the right?
rocky gale
I think I prefer the other one
With the open mouth
The skull helmets a bit too goofy looking for me
rocky gale
Yea but the open mouth helmet reads as Darkoath to me as well
Like it looks like it's got a rune on the face
rose thorn
I like the open mouth too but it leans a lot more chaos warrior then DO
rocky gale
Hm
rocky gale
Not a big fan, but the helmeted option improves the model so much
rose thorn
Agreed
celest dome
I don't like the mount tbh
rocky gale
The mount is too much
I've talked about it before a bunch but the combination of mount, the pose and the colour scheme choices aren't great
celest dome
Or not enough 
rocky gale
Everything draws your eyes to the Mount, not the character
queen laurel
This is one of the best Mounted character
another good character with a mount
these two do the thing that that model fails in
celest dome
Sure, but he isn't Tahlia
queen laurel
the mounts are amazing but they don't take away on the main model
celest dome
Ye, the rider has personality
rocky gale
Yea Tahlia Vehdra is great because she herself is still an eye catching figure on a massive mount, like the Manticore is posed and positioned in such a way that it frames the focus towards the character Tahlia
queen laurel
Sure, but he isn't Tahlia
yeah let's be honest Big Teef is gonna eat that manticore anytime of the day
rocky gale
Whereas everything about Abraxia causes her to blend in with the Mounts armour
celest dome
Example in battle fantasy
And Tahlia's weapon choices ❤️🔥
Honestly Cities of Sigmar is such a great faction.
Golden standard for me
queen laurel
Honestly Cities of Sigmar is such a great faction.
Golden standard for me
they are awesome
rose thorn
another good character with a mount
THE CABBAGE!!!
queen laurel
THE CABBAGE!!!
Yes the super cabbage
rose thorn
It’s insane to believe I own this model
rose thorn
This is one of the best Mounted character
I love what this model brings to cities for kitbashing, it’s the perfect proxy for your ‘big bad cities character with a badass mount’
opaque coyote
My new favorite picture
outer wave
I like and hate that their stomachs are containing objects
celest dome
Love the Tick one
storm jungle
the one with the hole'y stomach is fucking gnarly
outer wave
Im confused by that one because I cant tell if its like a massive pot thats barely in the belly or his flaps are just over the pot
outer wave
Because it looks like the metal pedestal is jutting out at the bottom and its confusing me on how this guy moves
celest dome
Because it looks like the metal pedestal is jutting out at the bottom and its co...
It's a Nurgling
Who is helping prop up the pot
storm jungle
someone has to hold up the potbelly
storm jungle
fuck I JUST realised too
i was just saying it because its a slang for a fat stomach, damn it
shell mason
sup nerds
rose thorn
Frrr
Side note w/ the new battletomb
I hope that all the chaos factions can take archon again
arctic talon
I hope that all the chaos factions can take archon again
At least they aren’t cucking belakor this edition
rose thorn
At least they aren’t cucking belakor this edition
?
burnt maple
I thought that was his sole purpose.
rose thorn
he had an army last edition for 5 minutes
it was a very very funny army
all demons, and you can literally shut down a unit for up to 2 rounds
arctic talon
he had an army last edition for 5 minutes
Yeah that’s what I mean by he got cucked
He had it for a bit
rose thorn
oh lmao
arctic talon
And then it got it’s legs hacked off
Belakor getting more love in 40K then AoS is always a 💀 for me tbh
rose thorn
Oh
arctic talon
Belakor literally does nothing in AoS most of the time
Also he gets treated better rules wise in 40K imo
He’s been very good consistently
Belakor in AoS fluctuates
Wildly
arctic talon
rose thorn
Which he does to abbadon too
arctic talon
Tbf
He’s not aligned with abbadon
In 40K
He’s running his own show on his own
And then he steals an entire moon and most of a knight house
rose thorn
Yeah
arctic talon
Idk
I feel like belakor gets treated like shit in AoS lore wise lol
I want him to do more
rose thorn
Yee
arctic talon
Like he gets treated much better in terms of getting related minis
In AoS
But 40K gives him more lore + better rules
Like
arctic talon
What’s his rules right now?
In 40K?
rose thorn
In AOS I just checked
rose thorn
I feel like his trap ability should always happen instead of a 3+
arctic talon
I agree
rose thorn
It feels like the balancing team over estimated how good the chain activations would be
When we have a strike first strike last system already
Hey who owns the comic rights to hell boy?
languid meadow
For comics? I think dark horse does
opaque coyote
Y'know what
Cause I'm bored
I genuinely wonder
What the fuck would the Roster be for a Warhammer 40k fighting game
Or just Warhammer in general
Imagine Nurgle squaring up against Sigmar
spare osprey
What the fuck would the Roster be for a Warhammer 40k fighting game
I would think new characters made for it tbh
I can imagine a space marine with a power fist, a striking scorpion, some unique nid
Go wild with it
Cause the moment you throw in something like a primarch it’s really hard to find an equivalent across factions
opaque coyote
I can imagine a space marine with a power fist, a striking scorpion, some unique...
Honestly I think it would be neat if the Nid was like
Animalistic
Like all fours
They scratch instead of punch
spare osprey
Mhm
opaque coyote
Etc
spare osprey
A tau brawler suit of some sort
opaque coyote
Also it is entertaining to imagine the Emperor fighting against Khaine for some reason
Idk why
opaque coyote
A tau brawler suit of some sort
Aspect Warrior
The Tau would be uh
A zoner I think it's called
Basically keep person far away
arctic talon
Tau and guardsmen should both be zoners
lol
Shoot shoot shoot
also depends on if its a traditional 2d fighting game
or if its like
an anime fighter
or a tag fighter, ect.
spare osprey
A tau brawler suit of some sort
A Cthonian berserk could work too
arctic talon
Or if its the worst option mortal kombat
queen laurel
Tau and guardsmen should both be zoners
an ork would be a big body character?
slow but hit's like a giant truck
spare osprey
Make the ork fighter a grot lol
arctic talon
both
lol
Ork would be a big body or a fast grappler
either one is funny
because orks aren't slow
queen laurel
Ork would be a big body or a fast grappler
Stormboy Zangief
queen laurel
Zangief is not a fast grappler
i was Meming
arctic talon
He is the only Turkish character in SF
queen laurel
can you imagine an ork doing a zangief move
with a rokkit pack
funniest image i have seen
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-hakan-oil-time-to-oil-up-wet-gif-17390114
and if it was a big body would it be a nob or a warboss
Probably a Nob right
A warboss is like gigantic
arctic talon
prolly
idk what they want to do
big bodies and grapplers can get comically big
fuck it make it like Blazblue Crosstag
add a fucking tank
queen laurel
big bodies and grapplers can get comically big
Fuck it make it like Broly in the dragon ball fighting games
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
Tau and guardsmen should both be zoners
What would be the All Rounder
Probably a Space Marine
opaque coyote
Also I was thinking maybe the Guardsmen would actually be represented by a Commissar.
Basically a "Puppet" character.
dusk patrol
Which is probably why all arounder fits
opaque coyote
Which is probably why all arounder fits
True
Khornate Daemon/CSM would definitely be a grappler tho
What's more Khorne than literally getting as close and fucking personal as you can get
celest dome
Guardsman should be a special character with combo that 'summon' other Guardsman for a single attack
Like at some point you have a Vox operator come in and call in artillery on the other player
queen laurel
Guardsman should be a special character with combo that 'summon' other Guardsman...
that's their ultimate attack artillery strike
tight stratus
Do necromancers exsist in any form in 40k? I was thinking about necromancer from vermintide 2 and thats in fantasy.
And as far I Know fantasy 40k is 40k years back in time, 40k is 40k future. So its all sort of connected so there should be some semblence of that in 40k right?
queen laurel
Do necromancers exsist in any form in 40k? I was thinking about necromancer from...
warhammer fantasy is its own thing and it's not connected to 40K
but to answer your question
tight stratus
Ah that's my bad then
queen laurel
yes you can use psychic powers to imitate necromancy
in a way that you puppeteer the corpse
queen laurel
Is Chaos a form of that? Or what Nurgle does
Chaos can do that but you can also save your human and use your psychic powers to imitate and move around corpses
Psychic powers in warhammer can literally take anything you can imagine as long as you have the ample energy for it
it's basically magic but a bit more dangerous
storm jungle
Do necromancers exsist in any form in 40k? I was thinking about necromancer from...
EVERY single kind of magic exists in 40k
remember that 40k is literally just a fantasy setting with a sci-fi flair
that + being a soup setting of every kind of genre/trope/aesthetic to some extent
celest dome
Are there non-plague Zombies
storm jungle
Re-animated dead people are very much a thing yeah
literally just instead of nurgle its some random warp effect re-animating dead tissue yada yada
celest dome
I didn't remember those being shown of, well I guess the TSons are
storm jungle
TSons are more automatons than zombies
but yeah they exist
its just tied to nurgle mostly because marketing
queen laurel
its just tied to nurgle mostly because marketing
yeah but like i wouldn't be surprised if a human uses psychic power to forcefully move a corpse around like a puppet as a way of very funny necromancy
storm jungle
again any kind of thing-a-magic exists
puppetry and actual necromancy are both pretty much prevalent
celest dome
Zombies used to be part of Automatons before
raven stone
Could also be xenos parasite puppets if you want
for Zombies
(except they happen to prefer corpses rather than human beings for whatever biological reason)
remote widget
So custodes are immune to chaos and pretty resistant against the warp, right? would their armour and resistance work against the librarius/grey Knight/ SoB powers, as its probably not as chaosy?
remote widget
So custodes are immune to chaos and pretty resistant against the warp, right? wo...
Sisters of silence don't seem to affect the powers of the anathema so?
remote widget
it doesn't even protect them from the naked fist of a world eater legionary..
Ah... I wish that was at least explained by saying khorne did it
storm jungle
So custodes are immune to chaos and pretty resistant against the warp, right? wo...
No. Their armor is basically just extremely tough material, it has no largely special properties.
Their corruption resistance factor comes from themselves/their body, mind etc
rocky gale
The fancy thing about Custodes armour is the aurumite is quantumly inert so doesn’t interfere with aetheric energies
Which is fancy talk for regular armour interferes with psychic powers, Custodes armour doesn’t
queen laurel
every time that you remember that book you become closer to worshipping khorne
storm jungle
Genuinely.
solid hearth
queen laurel
Necromunda STAYS winning
i want the Ogryn's weapon in Darktide
just skewer a trapper in the chest
crystal forum
The fancy thing about Custodes armour is the aurumite is quantumly inert so does...
wait psyker stuff is related to quantum mechanics?
storm jungle
Its sci-fi nonsense
Jay you know better as anyone that writers throw the word "quantum" around for anything
😭
queen laurel
Jay you know better as anyone that writers throw the word "quantum" around for a...
It's Jay, his brain probably turns off if it isn't related to military
storm jungle
to be fair he prob actually knows better
queen laurel
to be fair he prob actually knows better
definitely does
hallow saddle
I'm clueless about warcom announcements ever since they took down the RSS feed
storm jungle
Lmaooo
hallow saddle
Feels fooking bad pala
storm jungle
yeah its weird
wintry scarab
i want the Ogryn's weapon in Darktide
Idk what that is but that ogryn looks like he came straight from atoma. Looks sick
storm jungle
Idk what that is but that ogryn looks like he came straight from atoma. Looks si...
They are ferrymen who uh
"help" people enter the nuke-hole in Hive Secundus on Munda
for the right price of course
queen laurel
for the right price of course
considering that this guy has very expensive armor on his friend ogryn
i believe their ability to work in the business is legit
storm jungle
Yeah it actually is, the codex goes into it
a lot of people end up going into the hole for scrap/archeotech
its a good business model
queen laurel
its a good business model
I mean the only risk are you know the dangerous terrain and the incredibly dangerous monsters that roam about
but nothing a good weapon can't fix
storm jungle
Yeah otherwise you chill topside and provide transport
the others pay up the toll and go down
crystal forum
imagine an ogryn finding a custodes spear but they dont know what it is so they use it like a big stick
they spear rations on it to cook over a campfire
chilly patrol
@forest orbit jew
storm jungle
<@1132413165511135333> jew
Is that you again
chilly patrol
no
chilly patrol
bitch
storm jungle
😘
forest orbit
<@1132413165511135333> jew
Yeah whats up
chilly patrol
Yeah whats up
wish holocaust happened
forest orbit
wish holocaust happened
I mean it did
shadow plover
oh no the edge
forest orbit
but okay
chilly patrol
I mean it did
it didn't
queen laurel
wish holocaust happened
that's another moron
chilly patrol
Wait so are you a holocaust denier
it wasn't 6 mil
at best it was 20k and not intentional
forest orbit
Uhhh okay so
chilly patrol
jew
queen laurel
great we have a holocaust denying racist
chilly patrol
you like templars because they cleanse xenos like your kind cleanses palestinians
queen laurel
Idk if hes even denying it lol
may as well be this guy sounds like a fucking idiot
chilly patrol
ashkeNAZIs
shadow plover
he's too convoluted in his phobias he has confused himself
forest orbit
you like templars because they cleanse xenos like your kind cleanses palestinian...
Bro i dont even fucking support what israel does what the fuck lol
im not a zionist 😹
chilly patrol
why do you kill palestinians and attack christians
forest orbit
IM LITERALLY PAINTING MINIS RN
chilly patrol
why do you kill UN staff
forest orbit
😭
chilly patrol
you are painting swastikas
spring cairn
Eli stop killing ppl wtfff
shadow plover
just ban this fool already 
chilly patrol
Man I knew some people were dumb but this is *dumb*
jew
queen laurel
Man I knew some people were dumb but this is *dumb*
i trust a gretchen more than this guy
chilly patrol
i trust a gretchen more than this guy
grot
outer wave
Right? Grots are cooler anyway
queen laurel
Right? Grots are cooler anyway
yeah they are
forest orbit
Man what did i even do 😭
storm jungle
Okay im sorry that took long i was uh
outer wave
Exist I guess
forest orbit
LMAO
outer wave
Don't worry about it, he's gone for now
queen laurel
Okay im sorry that took long i was uh
Dilara, I will admit it was pretty good entertainment but be quicker next time I was about to say something that would get me banned for five years
storm jungle
Yeah I handled it dont worry
but this is like uh
the 4th racist in the last 2 weeks here now?
queen laurel
but this is like uh
another level of aggression
storm jungle
i wonder if its the same guy
queen laurel
i wonder if its the same guy
they are becoming more and more aggressive as time goes on
outer wave
Has to be if it keeps happening here
forest orbit
Yeah beats me
crystal forum
why does he have a hate boner for eli specifically
queen laurel
We've had some dumb people but god damn
spring cairn
least obvious troll on an alt account
forest orbit
Im a templar player and jewish so idk
im not even a fascist dude 💀
if i was id get it 😹
queen laurel
Im a templar player and jewish so idk
bro the last people that were racist that were here were not as aggressive as that guy
crystal forum
laser guided racism
storm jungle
Yeah no it has to be the same guy
forest orbit
deffo
spring cairn
it was an alt
forest orbit
^
outer wave
Definitely was
queen laurel
No way he would know a black Templar player would be here if he wasn't been here
storm jungle
why do you think i was wheezing for like 5m 
queen laurel
@storm jungle Alright let me just clean the no racist has been found days calendar again
storm jungle
"Jew."
"Yes."
crystal forum
"days since racist bot has been banned" is reset to 0
one day we'll get past 5 days
queen laurel
I give it like a week
i will take that bet
spare osprey
at best it was 20k and not intentional
Ok I’m coming back and I gotta ask
Even if it was 20k
How tf do you do that unintentionally lol
queen laurel
How tf do you do that unintentionally lol
He's already been banned
spring cairn
How tf do you do that unintentionally lol
spare osprey
He's already been banned
Ik it’s just kinda funny to me
spare osprey
https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinpu...
Shit wrong button
queen laurel
Ik it’s just kinda funny to me
unintentionally killing 20K people sounds like a 40K plot to be honest
so i can see the hilarity of the statement
spare osprey
this was the 3rd one
Also as a fellow Jew I’d like to say I’m supremely disappointed you went Templars
hallow saddle
wtf
spare osprey
Also as a fellow Jew I’d like to say I’m supremely disappointed you went Templar...
But also thank you for the minis to convert
queen laurel
wtf
hey Amantus
yeah this is just like one of the usual things that happens here
every once in awhile a moron will come in and we get rid of them
hallow saddle
I step away for 1 second and it absolutely pops off!!!!!
queen laurel
I step away for 1 second and it absolutely pops off!!!!!
yeah i've been there multiple times
you leave for a few minutes and then suddenly
the reincarnation of Belakor himself is just in the chat
forest orbit
Also as a fellow Jew I’d like to say I’m supremely disappointed you went Templar...
They seemed cool at the time to me 😭
spare osprey
They seemed cool at the time to me 😭
forest orbit
I very much switched off from most of the BT fandom after like 1 year tho a decade ago
i got a lot of queer friends now thankfully that showed me the way 😂
queen laurel
They seemed cool at the time to me 😭
it is now your eternal curse
crystal forum
i got a lot of queer friends now thankfully that showed me the way 😂
we infiltrate and destroy from within
forest orbit
hey i could have been an iron hands fan
crystal forum
no community is safe
forest orbit
we infiltrate and destroy from within
🤝
spare osprey
Dark Angels will always be the best knight chapter, least during the heresy
queen laurel
hey i could have been an iron hands fan
True
spare osprey
Dark Angels will always be the best knight chapter, least during the heresy
40k ehhhhh
spare osprey
Fr
Surprisingly when I was first getting into warhammer
I almost went salamanders
Can’t even remember why
hallow saddle
Iron hands are actually very cool 🦾
crystal forum
paint all your black templars as dark skinned to piss off tabletop players
forest orbit
Iron hands are actually very cool 🦾
They are to some degree
forest orbit
paint all your black templars as dark skinned to piss off tabletop players
Yeah my main blade champion is one
i remember posting it in a server helmetless
and uh it got "reactions"
space marine players not go crazy seeing an african-american challenge: impossible
queen laurel
Surprisingly when I was first getting into warhammer
i got in warhammer because of a computer place where you pay to use a computer for a limited amount of time and this image is the only thing that was stuck on my head, so no surprised that I love orks
hallow saddle
Hell yeah brother
queen laurel
the first thing that was attractive to me about warhammer was Gorgutz
celest dome
I got into Warhammer as a setting due to Dreadfleet,
queen laurel
Like his image and stature was burned into my head
spare osprey
paint all your black templars as dark skinned to piss off tabletop players
Bro I literally saw a vid on instagram of the new Amazon anthology and everyone was going “oh cool a salamander” or “why is there a black guy in the ultramarines”
I HATE ALL OF YOU
celest dome
But I got into Vermintide due to the big tech store in my town having VT1 on one of it's pc
spare osprey
i got in warhammer because of a computer place where you pay to use a computer f...
A mobile game got me into warhammer
celest dome
So I got to test it there
spare osprey
A mobile game got me into warhammer
Free blade I think?
queen laurel
Free blade I think?
oh yeah the imperial knight game
spare osprey
Mhm
queen laurel
for a mobile warhammer game it's not the worse
certainly not amazing but like compared to the other things?
Not the worst
gray umbra
i got in warhammer because of a computer place where you pay to use a computer f...
Eliphas my beloved
Honestly dow1 had the coolest plot for young me
queen laurel
Honestly dow1 had the coolest plot for young me
yeah Dark crusade is Goated
misty vector
Has the imperium ever tried to explore outside the galaxy? Or would it just be impossible/ not worth the effort
celest dome
They've sent probles, but seeing as they're only hearing Orkish
They think they are only Orks outside of it
gray umbra
I vaguely remember reading theyre also limited by the astronomicans light
storm jungle
this is largely the reason why
but its also largely just not worth the effort yeah
extragalactic expansion would only be considered once the Milky Way is fully conquered
which is never happening so lol
gray umbra
Imperium is in decline too so definitely not happening
Its just a matter of when gw kills the ip
queen laurel
extragalactic expansion would only be considered once the Milky Way is fully con...
even if they did somehow conquer the milky way, first they will need to find a way to miniaturize an astronomican for every single ship
If they even plan on venturing outside the galaxy
storm jungle
yeah its just too many issues
queen laurel
yeah its just too many issues
yeah if i lowball it it would take the bare minimum more than 5000 years to begin even planning that and that's after winning
probably 10,000 years
storm jungle
its about as likely as humanity ever colonizing the solar system IRL lol
spare osprey
Do wonder how chaos is doing outside the Milky Way tho
Tired of the whole “oh nids are running away from something” unknown space thing
celest dome
They're running from starvation
They at everything and are just advancing to where there's food
storm jungle
Do wonder how chaos is doing outside the Milky Way tho
Its inconsistent.
Some books say they are stuck here other books say they see the entire universe
which like, lol
Yet their entire attention is for some reason just here because plot
storm jungle
Yeah I usually never do headcannons but it makes more sense that while the Warp is everywhere the chaos gods are largely 95% stuck into the Milky Way due to not having any influence from the size of the empty space between galaxies
it makes more sense due to how they are obsessed with it, even if daemons go "we will move onto somewhere else once this place is finished" like no bro you wont, GW decides that not you
rose thorn
It’s hard to hear anything outside of a snow globe 
storm jungle
lmao
rose thorn
Oh it didn’t
Uh
Reply
Ancient ass lore
Said that 40k was in a snow globe on nagash’s shelf or something
storm jungle
Yeha it was some random empire wizard in fantasy
rose thorn
AOS has explored space Mroe than 40k actually
Chaos had spread across space and dimensions
queen laurel
AOS has explored space Mroe than 40k actually
i mean to be fair sigmar has like a friend that is a celestial dragon
and of course archaeon
rose thorn
Archeon’s sword is made from a far far away ancient sun dragon demon
queen laurel
the ******* has literally conquered multiple realms dimensions
At this point the guy is practically unkillable
rose thorn
The Slaanesh chaos lord with the demonette wife is from another dimension
queen laurel
The Slaanesh chaos lord with the demonette wife is from another dimension
to be honest when it comes to high fantasy settings age of sigmar is absolutely high in the power scaling
rose thorn
Yeah but it’s also very grounded when it needs or wants to
gray umbra
Belakor working two jobs
queen laurel
Yeah but it’s also very grounded when it needs or wants to
For Fucks sake a literal embodiment of earthquakes moves around that can literally cause continent wide earthquakes and literally bury cities just by stomping his feet
gray umbra
"Alright lemme fuck with some space marines"
queen laurel
is just moving around the ******* place
celest dome
For Fucks sake a literal embodiment of earthquakes moves around that can literal...
And is not tied to the Beastmen
queen laurel
And is not tied to the Beastmen <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Shhh
the faction has been buried leave them alone
they don't need salt in the wound
rose thorn
For Fucks sake a literal embodiment of earthquakes moves around that can literal...
Well he’s not actually a god
queen laurel
Well he’s not actually a god
i mean yes he's a demigod but like still
queen laurel
To be fair he is on steroids
yeah he is on steroids to the point that he is a demigod is what i'm saying
This guy literally causes earthquakes just by stepping
queen laurel
He ate so much realm stone and killed all of his own kind and dragons
I mean if you can literally hold your ground against the other gods of other factions
you may as well call yourself a demigod
rose thorn
Trueeee
karmic swift
hey
dusk patrol
it makes more sense due to how they are obsessed with it, even if daemons go "we...
There’s also a the aspect of
-
daemons always lie.
-
A big point of Godblight is the nurgle daemons being so certain of the outcome and being surprised, and how it’s not as clear cut as they like to make out.
Daemons are wrong a lot, and even when they’re not you can’t trust them.
storm jungle
There’s also a the aspect of
1. daemons always lie.
2. A big point of Godbli...
That's the lore explanation yeah but overall it doesn't matter more or less. Nothing is happening to the galaxy, its just narrative foreshadowing that largely usually goes nowhere.
dusk patrol
You can say that for anything
outer wave
it makes more sense due to how they are obsessed with it, even if daemons go "we...
Maybe all of Warhammer should band together against their biggest threat: GW
dusk patrol
Like yeah some things are never gonna happen because the setting requires it
storm jungle
I mean yeah so?
Its the truth
its one of the biggest things i hate with this fandom looking for deep meanings behind everything, its just WWE with miniatures.
dusk patrol
It doesn’t add anything
storm jungle
Cool. Its still reality.
dusk patrol
We all know the setting has to exist
storm jungle
This is the same reason all those r40klore redditors give which is about as tiring.
"wah wah its not a satisfying answer"
forest orbit
to be fair
id understand it as a lame answer if it was any other setting
but i agree for it mostly because warhammer is a very corporate-run setting behind the scenes so i kinda get it lol
its like how half the events GW does are basically pointless but it gives people a fun thing to do
dusk patrol
There’s a clear thematic point to why the daemons talk about moving on in Godblight through and it building up to the end of the book
storm jungle
a planet that just doesnt matter only to let people fuck around and play with their boxsets
forest orbit
Yeah that was done well
its much more gooderer when we arent dealing with galaxy shaking events that never do anything because we gotta sell minis
storm jungle
Yep lol
gray umbra
Ambiguity gives them room to add shit if they really wanted to or had a reason too
storm jungle
Yeah exactly
dusk patrol
It’s a setting, it’s not often they do things which are actually setting affecting events for a reason
forest orbit
It is known yes
storm jungle
😔
gray umbra
I can appreciate the suspension of disbelief otherwise u get people arguing about one line mentioned in a codex said like 5 editions ago
gray umbra
Which still happens anyway lol
dusk patrol
People will still do that but that’s half the fun
dusk patrol
There’s always some random shit you don’t know
forest orbit
yeah i was gonna say
id rather enjoy my day than spend an hour wasting my time arguing with some cunt over how a melta fires
storm jungle
great example 
"Well Brother Childestroyius fires it as a beam in this novel"
"Ok but Brother Fuckcivillianus fires it as a blast in this text"
like who gives a shit
queen laurel
"Ok but Brother Fuckcivillianus fires it as a blast in this text"
people make this setting deeper than what it is to be
dusk patrol
People who wanna talk about it, no one’s putting a gun to your head and making you do it
storm jungle
I mean so? Its annoying
forest orbit
^
dusk patrol
Then ignore it
forest orbit
easier said than done
dusk patrol
Not really
forest orbit
your thing of "ignore it" is not really good advice either
queen laurel
hard to ignore something when it literally shows up even when you try to
forest orbit
Yeah really
storm jungle
hard to ignore something when it literally shows up even when you try to
^
"just ignore it"
works every time (not)
forest orbit
Not everyone is as wantingly ignorant
i wanna enjoy black templars but 90% of my fandom is filled with fascists i try to ignore but always get shit shoveled in my face
or get asked if im a fascist/homophobe
guess im just not ignoring them enough
dusk patrol
That has, nothing to do with what was said but ok
That stuff you should definitely push back on, but it’s not the same as quibbling over little lore bits
crystal forum
i just dont interact with the online community at all therefore i genuinely have no idea what the average black templar is
storm jungle
Uh
you've seen most of it here i think lol
its either some racist or homophobe
like, every time
its kind of funny after awhile
storm jungle
That stuff you should definitely push back on, but it’s not the same as quibblin...
Still pretty annoying tbh.
40k semantics are prob the worst bit of this fandom
forest orbit
half the time its over shit that doesnt matter is the thing lol
if it was id get it
queen laurel
40k semantics are prob the worst bit of this fandom
Without a doubt
forest orbit
but its usually not so like lmao
storm jungle
Without a doubt
Space marine fans telling me they are great before i get called a "bitch" for telling them to stop being racist.
story of my life
queen laurel
Space marine fans telling me they are great before i get called a "bitch" for te...
space marine fans after i tell them that if orks had common sense they would lose 9 out of 10 times in a fight
crystal forum
we all love arguing about pointless bullshit let's not kid ourselves 
forest orbit
Again it depends tbh
i like arguing when the person across from me isnt a dick about it
(not pointing fingers)
storm jungle
queen laurel
i like arguing when the person across from me isnt a dick about it
You have developed an argument spider sense because every time I see you it's always related to someone being a moron
forest orbit
I got nothing better to do tbh
queen laurel
like somehow you can just smell out someone making trouble
forest orbit
i got back from work like an hour ago im just painting minis
i participated in class chats a bit when i first joined before i realised its all brainrot
so i just refrain now kek
queen laurel
i participated in class chats a bit when i first joined before i realised its al...
i only go to class chat when i need like a build or something
it's a lot more fun here
used to also be common there but eh
forest orbit
Yeah i avoid those too but thats just a Me thing
id rather just do it myself unless its something real complex
queen laurel
id rather just do it myself unless its something real complex
yeah i just go to the channel pick up the pinned guides and fuck off
dusk patrol
we all love arguing about pointless bullshit let's not kid ourselves <:B_DogChee...
Lots of people who hate arguing pointless bullshit that also do it endlessly
storm jungle
Yeah so basically all of us here.
forest orbit
I was expecting you to say just him
forest orbit
rose thorn
Above what
Arguing pointlessly?
That what warhammer is for baby
“Your opinion is wrong and stupid bring your tau army we’re facing off at dawn”
“Sorry got work :p”
“Next week then”
celest dome
What is a nerd if not someone who love pointless arguments
storm jungle
Acting like any of your are above it with the record of this channel is
I literally said "all of us here" dumbass.
my guy hitting me with the "amusing" 😭
rose thorn
Hey what the fuck is going on with genestealer cult codex
It’s winning because of the most bullshit strategy ever
One subfaction just, does nothing
The faction ability is on its 5th rework
At least one stratagems doesn’t do anything m in every subfaction
And the faction ability is just not deep strike
I’m so confused
dusk patrol
Sometimes stuff underperforms, or balance means some things suffer more, it’s the nature of wargaming metas
rose thorn
Sometimes stuff underperforms, or balance means some things suffer more, it’s th...
Yeah but, because of all the reworks so much stuff in the codex doesn’t do anything
And this next rework could break even more
dusk patrol
Right now we’re in a weird balance phase, and factions caught between are definitely weird rn
In general I would say just use 9e rules if it’s that big an annoyance for you
Assuming the other person is ok with that
storm jungle
im gonna just wait on the next rewoerk :p
Its pretty awful all around
i dont even play the game and all i hear are critical complaints
rose thorn
there is a greater than zero chance they change the faction rule, and it breaks every single datasheet that uses ambush tokens dont work
i heard just, giving an army wide deep strike and changing all instances of cult ambush tos omething with reserves would work
but that also seems like thinsg would break
languid meadow
im gonna just wait on the next rewoerk :p
Just another rework and we'll get there 
storm jungle
the abuse cycle is REAL
queen laurel
It’s power level isn’t atrocious(somehow)
sometimes in the words of the funny bethesda man it just works
dusk patrol
Definitely could use some more FAQing
Come on Genestealahs, score some FAQing!
Mostly I’ve just seen people use 9e rules if they really can’t stand 10e, hopefully 11e will introduce some more complexity back to the game
It definitely needed to be simplified from the bloat from before but it’s a bit much rn.
rocky gale
Soul Grinder finally being banished to the shadow realms
storm jungle
finally its gone
queen laurel
Soul Grinder finally being banished to the shadow realms
That the half demon half machine Centaur spider looking thing
rocky gale
That the half demon half machine Centaur spider looking thing
This melted playdough mfer
storm jungle
Vashtorr got SCAMMED
outer wave
They should make more Daemon engines tbh
dusk patrol
Soul Grinder? I hardly knew her!
queen laurel
This melted playdough mfer
Yeah this thing pretty good unit in total war but absolutely look at it
outer wave
SoulGrindr
outer wave
We could use some Primaris variants
I will STRANGLE you and I will BEAT you
queen laurel
<:Loregryn:1173245477131657226>
Say that again and i will hit you so hard Gork and Mork will compliment me
rocky gale
We could use some Primaris variants
💯
outer wave
They're not fitting for AoS and WF
rocky gale
Yea I can see it maybe getting an updated model specifically for 40k, but this is confirming it's getting phased out of AoS (atleast for now)
outer wave
For the best I think
Imagine chaos dwarden Daemon engines though in AoS
Could he gnarly
Be*
storm jungle
its AOS
dusk patrol
Could he gnarly?
arctic talon
tbh
dusk patrol
Could he not?
storm jungle
^
outer wave
Could he gnarly?
He will be.
dusk patrol
When will you wear hats?
arctic talon
the thing is the soul grinder only lives on rn
because uh
its using the defiler kit for half of it
dusk patrol
Defiler? I hardl-
New Defiler model would be cool although I don’t think that’ll be for awhile
queen laurel
They're not fitting for AoS and WF
I mean juggernauts are a thing and Khorne blood thrones are also existent
dusk patrol
There’s a lot of stuff they have 40k and AoS versions for, or WHF in the past
queen laurel
Plus in aos they fit even more
There are literally dwarves in aos that fly in warships and have laser guns
dusk patrol
It’s easy to change the sculpt a bit and sometimes they don’t even need to
queen laurel
A demon that is half mechanical leg isn't that ridiculous
outer wave
I mean juggernauts are a thing and Khorne blood thrones are also existent
True but least the color scheme and general look feels more fitting? Considering Khorne's daemons and enslaved souls are closely involved with metalworking, a weird vehicle car thing can kinda work over generic spider walker legs
Maybe that's cope idk
queen laurel
True but least the color scheme and general look feels more fitting? Considering...
Yeah but the thing is while khorne is very mechanized even in fantasy
The other chaos gods definitely also benefit from it
dusk patrol
The point is they can adjust it a little even then for AoS or whatever
queen laurel
Like on a setting basis them having mechanical demons isn't the most ridiculous
dusk patrol
Make it look a little more fantasy
storm jungle
I think the grinder looks mechanical enough to be in Fantasy but i get people that dont agree with it
queen laurel
Yeah it makes sense but
storm jungle
ive seen this as a huge argument point over like two decades now lol
queen laurel
I wouldn't say they are completely not fitting on the setting
dusk patrol
It depends on how it’s painted largely for me, I’ve seen some which look much better for fantasy
arctic talon
The grinder was designed for fantasy first
dusk patrol
Either way, it needs a new model, if it’s gonna even get one. They’ll probably make it look a little more mixed or give it alternative options if they do that
rocky gale
I wouldn't say it doesn't fit Fantasy, I just don't like it's design generally
queen laurel
The grinder was designed for fantasy first
Yep
dusk patrol
I think it needs an update, same as Defiler
dusk patrol
I don’t love the looks though and don’t care much for either a ton
queen laurel
Just give me new cooler Daemon engines
Granted now sanguinius is back
dusk patrol
The other daemon engines we have are cooler imo
outer wave
Granted now sanguinius is back
Pog
arctic talon
The other daemon engines we have are cooler imo
I agree
storm jungle
Just give me new cooler Daemon engines
Give it like 2-3 years, we'll get it at some point
outer wave
He's back and he is now corrupted by chaos
Even better!
Fuse his legs to a dragon mech idk
queen laurel
Even better!
You shall also only read wolf time for the rest of your life for nutrition
dusk patrol
Except maybe Lord of Skulls although it is a nice centerpiece model
dusk patrol
If we get a Perturabo model they might go crazy with that
outer wave
Make a bigger version of himself his lower half
storm jungle
Daemon primarch models usually slap since they can go more fantasy with them
rocky gale
If we get Pert I really hope they don't take it down the same design route as Vashtorr
rocky gale
Good
storm jungle
they say as much in his design background when he got revealed
dusk patrol
We have a description for Perturabo but I expect they might not keep that one
storm jungle
on uhhh warcom
dusk patrol
We’ll see
rocky gale
Because I fucking hate the Vashtorr model
storm jungle
Because I fucking hate the Vashtorr model
Its fine but it also looks like a kitbash
supremo garbago
queen laurel
Its fine but it also looks like a kitbash
It looks like someone's Ctan oc do not steal character that Orniris will make
storm jungle
Lmao NOT THAT bad
it deffo has more thought put into it than those trash OCs
its just iffy for me
im glad other people like it but eh
dusk patrol
I like the hand
dusk patrol
I think if I had to change I would remove the wings
And add like
A corrupted servo harness
arctic talon
I like vashtor to an extent
dusk patrol
And stuff like that
rocky gale
A lot of thought, it's why his hammer is called "Vashtorr's hammer" and his claw is called "Vashtorrs claw"
rose thorn
Oh have we talked about the new necromudna stuff?
dusk patrol
A lot of thought, it's why his hammer is called "Vashtorr's hammer" and his claw...
Tbh that’s pretty typical for 40k
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Not everyone needs to name their sword something cool
storm jungle
Oh have we talked about the new necromudna stuff?
A bit earlier
rose thorn
I think vashtorr’s model looks like a proxy model
rose thorn
A bit earlier
Damn