it takes a lot of energy to get invested in anime i swear
#40k-lore-chat
crystal forum
queen laurel
Yeah like try looking up an anime that aligns with what you like
crystal forum
so you're saying i should binge the entirety of one piece
low gazelle
so you're saying i should binge the entirety of one piece
I think one piece is good, but I dont like the lack of consequences and amount of plot armor
and how comedic it is at times
queen laurel
so you're saying i should binge the entirety of one piece
F*** no
crystal forum
arctic talon
so you're saying i should binge the entirety of one piece
Fuck no
It has more episodes then the manga has chapters so far
queen laurel
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
One piece is longer than your love for the guard
arctic talon
No
low gazelle
no you just dont get it you hater
Ayyyyyyyy
low gazelle
It’s literally filler hell
Its goooooood tho
queen laurel
no you just dont get it you hater
How about you get this f****** brick i have on your skull
storm jungle
low gazelle
IM FIGHTING U
storm jungle
SQUARE UP
low gazelle
storm jungle
queen laurel
Yeah that's about to be a slaughter because i'm going to be tag teaming with the dilara
low gazelle
Dilara face reveal??
queen laurel
It's two in one man you are not going to win
low gazelle
IK U WERE A CAT
low gazelle
the signs were all there
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-o...
I thought you were like skarsnik but i guess that's my bad
celest dome
Warden should pick 3 people from the discord and then do a tournament with them 
outer wave
Dilara face reveal??
Yeah, Dilara was always a cat
Explains her usually sunny disposition kek
celest dome
Warden's team against other Wardens
storm jungle
shut up siggarette
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082483302671319191/1303581140682276895/minecraft_discord.gif
viral halo
Understandable have a nice day
celest dome
Who would you pick Dilara ?
storm jungle
Uhhh
outer wave
shut up siggarette
Five. Hundred. Siggarettes.
celest dome
Who are your favorites 
low gazelle
Five. Hundred. Siggarettes.
trying to be a favorite child
storm jungle
Who are your favorites <:clown_hadron:1067589799361400862>
Skelly prob and also Incan, he'd fold fast but i got faith
low gazelle
oop wrong eply
celest dome
Both are Wardens though
outer wave
I cant believe I was called out
storm jungle
exactly
outer wave
😔
queen laurel
Skelly prob and also Incan, he'd fold fast but i got faith
To be honest with your brutal turkish strength i feel like you will basically wipe the floor with every warden
celest dome
It's Warden's team against other Warden's team
crystal forum
One piece is longer than your love for the guard
all i know is i had friends in my first year of highschool who were into one piece and it's still going
queen laurel
Dilara solos this one no diff
viral halo
Never met a one piece fan that smells good
Can see the stink lines coming off of them
low gazelle
Never met a one piece fan that smells good
IM right here
SNIFF ME
WITNESS MY FRAGRENCE
crystal forum
dilara being ridiculously ripped is a good thought
viral halo
Oh that explains the wiff of stale nut in the air
crystal forum
every turkish citizen has to bench press 300 pounds minimum
low gazelle
dont forget to pay your taxes
arctic talon
Hakan my goat
viral halo
dont forget to pay your taxes
I owed the state of new jersey 1 dollar in taxes last year
shoutout to my accountant
low gazelle
I owed the state of new jersey 1 dollar in taxes last year
I actually dont pay mine
dusk patrol
To be honest with your brutal turkish strength i feel like you will basically wi...
It’s discord mods, the competition is who can manage to not run out of tendies for energy first
low gazelle
I owed the state of new jersey 1 dollar in taxes last year
Yeaaaaaa its insane how much you can knock off
gray umbra
I miss smoking cigarettes
Yeah but after coughing up tar for a month straight i feel much better without it
Still tho, cigarettes and mcdonalds are the best weight loss program
viral halo
i miss chewing tobacco the most
gray umbra
I take nicotine pouches since i cant vape in my office
charred jewel
every turkish citizen has to bench press 300 pounds minimum
There is zero chance Hasan piker can bench 225
celest dome
I don't smoke (and don't plan, used to have Asthma), but I'm trying to find some weed to make space cakes, and I don't knowhow to find any 
viral halo
I don't smoke (and don't plan, used to have Asthma), but I'm trying to find some...
Fent > weed
viral halo
I take nicotine pouches since i cant vape in my office
had to quit zyns, was ripping through tins like candy
gray umbra
Im getting there
gray umbra
Instant nicotine sickness
6 is my magic number
But i blow through a tin a day
Better than 2 packs a day i guess
dusk patrol
Fent > weed
“Cocaine.”
viral halo
I used to love entering the box in baseball and just shooting out a foot long shot of dip spit in front of the plate
Nicotine makes you better at sports btw
storm jungle
dusk patrol
I used to love entering the box in baseball and just shooting out a foot long sh...
We haven’t tested enough how good little league players can do on drugs and that’s a failure of our society tbh.
viral halo
We haven’t tested enough how good little league players can do on drugs and that...
The middle/high schoolers do zyns now lol
it's an epidemic
8th graders vaping
dusk patrol
I knew kids who were doing roids in football or technically legal similar things
Was wild
gray umbra
Lol i love that shit
gray umbra
Because in my day the big thing was kids congregating by the parking lot for cigs
viral halo
I wrestled in high school and more than one guy on the team was taking roids
it was based tho cause they won a lot
viral halo
Getting that temu test
dusk patrol
I went out with my dad and robbed liquor stores like a good American
queen laurel
How the f*** did i walk into you people talking about kids on roids
I went to do something real quick
dusk patrol
It is genuinely an issue that high schoolers and even younger are dumb enough to do it
gray umbra
Im in agreement with providing combat drugs to little league players
dusk patrol
And their adults in their lives fail them and let them
arctic talon
And their adults in their lives fail them and let them
Adderal before running for track and field
gray umbra
Addies help maintain the 4.0 average no cap
dusk patrol
All that adderal wasted on stupid shit like that
When they could use it for their KD
arctic talon
Addies help maintain the 4.0 average no cap
College students moment
gray umbra
At first i thought the balding was from genetics
But then i found out it was the addies
I never took addies, wonder what its like
arctic talon
My parents and my gf teasing me for having some white hair already
💀
I’m so cooked
dusk patrol
You gotta make sure you’re the anime protagonist
arctic talon
I’m hoping i don’t end up with more
arctic talon
You gotta make sure you’re the anime protagonist
I like my hair though smh
dusk patrol
Start wearing super elaborate outfits and brooding more
arctic talon
No
gray umbra
Embrace the silver fox look
dusk patrol
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810
dusk patrol
Be the storm that is approaching
arctic talon
Be the storm that is approaching
If I have a child is being a deadbeat father and cutting their hand off mandatory ?
gray umbra
U were just going out to buy some cigs
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Only if he’s a huge shit and has some dumbass name like Nero
dusk patrol
Better start getting some biceps and buying lots of tank tops
storm jungle
genuinely one of my fav archetypes in anything ever
the fact that they all look EXACTLY the fucking same minus Ironside with no hair is fucking peak
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Can’t improve on perfection
storm jungle
Genuinely.
dusk patrol
They merely adapt it to the universe
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/nonfat-wrmonger-monsters-vs-aliens-dreamworks-nonfat-gopc...
props to the guy who named this character W.R Monger
💀
arctic talon
He’s also 90 years old
Btw lol
That movie is stuck in my head still for some reason
dusk patrol
I was just watching that the other day
low gazelle
once i say roger roger i cant stop
Once you go roger roger you can never go back
crystal forum
I don't smoke (and don't plan, used to have Asthma), but I'm trying to find some...
you're in belgium right?
celest dome
ye
celest dome
I was planning on making cannabis butter
celest dome
You have to carbonized it (roast it in the oven basically)
celest dome
"Decarboxylate"
crystal forum
when i first started i just stuck some weed in chocolate chips then melted it in the microwave
it tasted like shit but it got me high
celest dome
I love baking, so I really want to try that sort of stuff
crystal forum
oh right belgium is right next to netherlands
you could go there to buy weed
it's like the weed central of europe
celest dome
Well, it's not that easy on that front, laws got harsher for non Dutch citizen iirc
I think I'll ask my boss if he still smoke weed, I know he did not so long ago
crystal forum
i recommend doing very small doses if this is your first time
eating cannabis lasts almost a whole day and if you're unhappy with it you'll hate it
arctic talon
eating cannabis lasts almost a whole day and if you're unhappy with it you'll ha...
Man these edibles ain’t shit
crystal forum
georgia is where i first tried edibles
delta-8 or whatever's legal over there
hated it
gray umbra
I have a jar of delta 8
Sometimes im too lazy to put it in my wax pen
So i just eat it
crystal forum
i prefer my weed whole and uncut thanks
gray umbra
You think you just slept like shit and then you get in your car and start driving
And then realization dawns on you
sacred ginkgo
How much have you played in the last day what the hell
viral halo
that han solo spinoff movie is a top 5 star wars film
and I'm not afraid of saying it
dusk patrol
I think it’s much better than it got credit for. It had some great stuff
Rogue One is the best Disney Star Wars movie
arctic talon
How much have you played in the last day what the hell
That’s a screenshot from my friend
Not mine
sacred ginkgo
That’s a screenshot from my friend
Alright I was worried
opaque coyote
late whale
No that’s not the book where a kid gets hit by a necron laser
I think it is the one where a guy gets turned into a gibbering mound of meat and tentacles though
arctic talon
Yeah the one where the kid gets killed by Necrons is the first one
crystal forum
im glad you all know your child death lore
knotty acorn
I need a parody of this video but all of the empires(human,eldar,tau) conspiracys and hidden truths https://youtu.be/Gsr9s0fmJZs?si=KzwEYYjUBeKKXKf7
arctic talon
My aunts or uncles would kill me
arctic talon
I need a parody of this video but all of the empires(human,eldar,tau) conspiracy...
Craftworld Eldar twins having their sibling mysteriously die in an accident when a new wraith knight is needed for an expedition to a croneworld
knotty acorn
Guiliman has been seeing yvarine in secret ||fake||, tau have a solider in therapy while he was giving gifts from khorne,
arctic talon
The Forgeworld Agripinna having a large amount of new servitors with purple eyes
knotty acorn
If a tau can be blessed from khorne it is likely all rejects have been blessed by khorne for the feats they've pulled off
arctic talon
The gameplay of Darktide isn’t lore accurate or else the Moebian sixth would have died already
knotty acorn
The Forgeworld Agripinna having a large amount of new servitors with purple eyes
Unload the info before the commissar gets here
arctic talon
As in the entire regiment
arctic talon
Unload the info before the commissar gets here
Agripinna is the next closest bastion to the eye of terror, so when Cadia fell a lot of cadian gate refugees fled to it
Downside
It’s a forgeworld
hallow plover
Surely my 500 000 kills penance isnt the whole regiment 👀
arctic talon
Even bigger downside it was being invaded constantly
crystal forum
agripina more like fuck you
arctic talon
So they gave the refugees 2 options starve in orbit or let tech priests and skitarii board the ship so they could separate out the people
knotty acorn
Me ignoring (killing) the commissar (federal agent) for wanting too take my plaesteel (taxes)
arctic talon
Anyone who couldn’t fight or work was servitorized
crystal forum
this is why the mechanicus sucks
knotty acorn
Doesn't mars have a hidden AI
arctic talon
Glory to the Omnissiah
hallow plover
Damn, I didn't know that one... ||classic admech stuff||
arctic talon
Doesn't mars have a hidden AI
It has a C’tan shard on it
There’s also defintely men of iron in the catacombs
hallow plover
Yea the catacombs are full of horrors and rogue AIs right?
knotty acorn
Theres eldritch monsters in ghoul stars
hallow plover
Horror book series in the ghoul stars could be nice
crystal forum
are you new
hallow plover
Warhammer crime and horror books are usually neat
arctic talon
Halo stars are more fun to me personally
knotty acorn
Yeah but these things aren't warp spawn which is funky fresh
arctic talon
I prefer the whole dead ancient civilization thing
crystal forum
time to make 30 youtube videos about the 1 page of lore
crystal forum
woah
arctic talon
(Halo devices have more lore then the halo stars themselves)
I want to see a warhammer crime novel
Where the reveal is there’s a noble or some other asshole wearing a halo device
hallow plover
time to make 30 youtube videos about the 1 page of lore
Don't forget the clickbait titles in caps ans the AI art
crystal forum
and the reaction face
tough haven
Are the wrath and glory pre made campaigns any good? I’m looking to try and dm for the first time, probably gonna use homebrew rules to make it more balanced, any recommendations on homebrew rules?
knotty acorn
What if that AI that absolutely roasted tf out of that tech priest went into making new technology in secret?
arctic talon
Are the wrath and glory pre made campaigns any good? I’m looking to try and dm f...
They’re fine
arctic talon
What if that AI that absolutely roasted tf out of that tech priest went into mak...
There’s a lot of AI’s in the catacombs of mars
Like a lot
knotty acorn
Bet they could snag one and start making new shit again just can't be caught
And not let the age of strife happen again
Was it the age of strife?
tough haven
They’re fine
I’m just trying to decide if I wanna use a premade or make my own one shot
arctic talon
Bet they could snag one and start making new shit again just can't be caught
Probably not
The catacombs of mars kind of just
Kill people
There’s a lot of shit down there
knotty acorn
As they say. Can't make omelette without cracking a few more eggs
Commit heresy too kill heresy
tough haven
I’m just trying to decide if I wanna use a premade or make my own one shot
On one hand I would have more freedom, on the other hand, I’d have to write it myself
knotty acorn
"is there two armies hiding under your planet tech priest?"
Would be a pretty cool if a book was wrote bout roboat girly man managed too steal an AI too aid him or heretical tech priests craving new technology
crystal forum
AI partially caused the age of strife
the emperor was very much against them
only giving the dark angels some neutered men of iron to use as weapons
hallow plover
Belisarius cawl is already pushing the limits with his Cawl inferior thing
And he probably has more sketchy things up his sleeve
tough haven
He definitely does
crystal forum
he's very good at making people who question him "disappear"
as goes most mechanicus politics
plus he got special treatment from roboute
now he's pretty much untouchable
after primaris stuff
languid meadow
my goat
crystal forum
you have a goat?
crystal forum
meow
arctic talon
Speaking of Cawl, how is he not branded as Dark mechanicum?
He’s not a traitor who defected during the heresy so calling him a member of the dark mechanicum would be inaccurate, he’s been called a heretek and been branded that by some forgeworlds including Metalica.
The fabricator general of mars refuses to call him a heratek and the Martian parliament also is divided on it, furthermore the Prefecture Magisterium also refuses to give an answer on what their stance on him is so the Mechanicus Inqusition seems to be mixed opinion wise as well.
Tldr mechanicus politics are messy
tough haven
Cawl avoiding the allegations like a goat
arctic talon
Less so avoiding the allegations more so being stuck inbetween the mechanicus liberalizing and staying in its old ways. Furthermore the political clusterfuck that is mechanicus politics.
Cawl was already a relatively powerful Archmagos before the primaris reveal
He was moving a lot of war material
And he has both many rivals and many allies
hallow plover
He's also harassing Guilliman to make him Fabricator General
"Trust me bro"
Cawl's own words
Is the current fabricator general the same one that's in thr Vault of Terra trilogy?
green loom
Technically speaking
It ISNT cawl's own words
Cawl inferior kinda has a mind of it's own
And wants to be fab gen
Meanwhile Cawl proper is just confused why it's asking lol
crystal forum
yeah idk why cawl would care about politics
he's just in it for the love of the game
opaque coyote
yeah idk why cawl would care about politics
Also being Fab General would mean that he needs to do things like
"Follow restrictions"
And
"Not creating AI replicas of personalities"
I find it funny that he literally created an AI replica of Guilliman's personality
Just to test on whether he would be pissed off on whatever bullshit he did
"Hmm should I lobotomize all orphans and give them robot legs?"
"Let me ask Guilliman Inferior. I'm sure he would love the idea!"
arctic talon
Is the current fabricator general the same one that's in thr Vault of Terra tril...
Yes
paper haven
rose thorn
am i crazy or was there a version of light houses for warp travel
i swore it was in one of the uh, 9th edition event books
oh well, fuckin tyranids shinnangans taht burned a hole in teh warp causing ships to get sucked out of the warp
arctic talon
am i crazy or was there a version of light houses for warp travel
there are a few but they're generally super rare archeotech
echo vault
whats the purpose of the orb thing (I think its called coven in the in game versions) it looks cool to me but i have no idea what it does
knotty acorn
Prob some psy enhancer
celest dome
whats the purpose of the orb thing (I think its called coven in the in game vers...
Psy collars are there to help the Psyker control their power and not burn out as quickly (Same thing for staves
echo vault
Psy collars are there to help the Psyker control their power and not burn out as...
yee, im just thinking its probably like the orbs hone in their psychic powers, im just more curious because i wanna see how weird they can be designed
knotty acorn
once had a dream a few days ago that i rememberd but i watched the cinimatic of cawl and trazyn and when i went too bed that night i had a dream that they were great friends but trazyn got too attached and had too "scrub" his mind of that emotion thus ending the friendship. dreams are weird
it was like trazyn just looks away while we see cawl walking away depressed as fuck
opaque coyote
Psy collars are there to help the Psyker control their power and not burn out as...
Always wonder how tf Psykers burn out
Like do they have the equivalent of like
Mana but
Warp
Or does it feel similar to like
Physical exercise where you start to feel tired
Except once you collapse. Instead of just fainting at worst
You get possessed by daemons and become a city destroyer at least
celest dome
I think it's more like feeling electricity coursing through you
At low voltage/current you'll be fine, but at higher one
sacred ginkgo
Going with this, a psyker is a like a lightbulb filament
You can run power through it to create light
But the more you run through it the more strain you place on it
And if you run too much you just pop it
Stronger psykers are brighter bulbs that can take more power
celest dome
And all the Psyker's equipment is made to limit the current, so they would be filters, transformators
opaque coyote
Stronger psykers are brighter bulbs that can take more power
So that's why the Emperor is basically a fucking lighthouse
Also I will propose something
You got an email. It's a plane ticket to GW's HQ in the United Kingdom. They're inviting you to come. After a plane ride to the UK, you take a bus to Nottingham.
And there, in all of his Glory, is James Workshop. It turns out that you were artificially made. Built to be a loyal son/daughter/other. To help lead the world to a paradise of plastic figurines. Where no pile of shame exists. Where everyone knows how to thin their paints. But unfortunately you were whisked away out of his reach by his ex-wife. You were lost... until now.
As a celebration, James Workshop gives you the power to change one thing about 40k and/or Fantasy (includes AoS). No limitations. You can even add female SMs if you want.
What would you change?
twilit musk
child violence is funny
- Dilara 2024
celest dome
And we support that message
queen laurel
Yes we do
gray umbra
You got an email. It's a plane ticket to GW's HQ in the United Kingdom. They're ...
The gene seeds were actually testicle replacements
rocky gale
If you got a testicle replacement would you just have someone else’s sperm or would your own takeover
celest dome
The Dna would still be the original's one I'd say it would be the other persons 'sperm'
rocky gale
I looked it up and apparently yea it would be the donors
I also saw someone suggesting that you swap out a single one with a friend and both have a 50/50 chance of being the dad
rocky gale
I also saw someone suggest it being the plot of a movie, where the villain secretly swapped balls with the hero and then went around having lots of kids that the hero then had to pay child support for
queen laurel
I also saw someone suggest it being the plot of a movie, where the villain secre...
i mean that is certainly a plan that might work
mighty pilot
The lore in the new || shitty || skins is interesting.
All of the skins have either been retrieved from operatives who are MIA, or dead. The only exception is the Bolter, which is apparently in mint condition, having been retrieved from an Enforcer's weapon cache.
Also: || If bodies are found near the weapon, they are retrieved and turned into Servitors ||
mighty pilot
Interestingly, one of the Psyker staffs, the new skin that is, notes that it was so 'corrupted' that it required 'Alpha-Level Purging'.
What the hell? Also, I doubt hand sanitiser made from rashuns and corpse starch is going to 'clean' chaos corruption...
mighty pilot
I mean you do realise they use more than that right
I don't think any tech on a rogue trader ship is going to be good enough to clean or purge any corruption.
The Mourningstar couldn't even detect a traitor who was worshipping Chaos and conducting rituals with Nurgle finger painting
celest dome
Fire, prayers, enscents...
storm jungle
I don't think any tech on a rogue trader ship is going to be good enough to clea...
Rogue Traders essentially house anything they can/want on their vessels + we got an Inquisitorial operation onboard with various members of the mechanicus and clergies.
The traitor couldnt be detected because Imperial ships are fucking huge, and she was still eventually caught lol
mighty pilot
The traitor couldnt be detected because Imperial ships are fucking huge, and she...
The purging is reactive, not pro-active.
Say ||somehow|| the chaos corruption got purged. It might not be 100% clean.
I just think FS are just planting the seeds of varlets being corrupted by their environment and their weapons. And that's kinds cool.
storm jungle
The purging is reactive, not pro-active.
Say ||somehow|| the chaos corruption ...
I mean if they were planting seeds they'd do it on a main lore drop supplement not some random cosmetic.
And we regularly get cleansed and ritually checked for any signs of corruption after returning to the ship as per many vox comms dialogue/mission banter.
mighty pilot
I mean if they were planting seeds they'd do it on a main lore drop supplement n...
Wym random cosmetic, it costs $6 dollars
storm jungle
Wym random cosmetic, it costs $6 dollars <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
So yeah a random cosmetic
mighty pilot
And we regularly get cleansed and ritually checked for any signs of corruption a...
Didn't work for the traitor, who was also an operative before moving to the shop
storm jungle
Didn't work for the traitor, who was also an operative before moving to the shop
We are talking physical signs of corruption, she wasnt harboring any mutations. And again, she was caught, why does this matter lol
you are acting like she did some unthinkable massive operation and got away with it, she didn't
mighty pilot
If you say so. 
storm jungle
celest dome
near wasp
The zealot is def corrupted
"blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throne" anyone?
rose thorn
The void shadows ost is so good
gray umbra
I also saw someone suggest it being the plot of a movie, where the villain secre...
I think this was the plot of jojo
queen laurel
The void shadows ost is so good
Yeah it's goated
gray umbra
Have u tried the insanity of bladedancer pyro
rose thorn
hello chat
rose thorn
"blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throne" anyone?
yah nah thats just the deathcult
wintry scarab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XqYUfiY7Y Oh no. More console players. Darktide is officially joever
queen laurel
PS5 servator
how have you been enjoying void shadows Mag?
arctic talon
The void shadows ost is so good
The astropathic choir music is so good
Voices of the empyrean
hallow plover
Do space marines lose some of their abilities if both their gene seeds gets harvested while they are still alive?
crystal forum
i can't think of a single instance of a gene seed being harvested while the astartes is alive but i'm sure it has happened
hallow plover
Also I didn't knew they had two geneseeds
Per marines
How does a chapter gain new geneseed? Do they implant only one and a second one grows? Then they harvest them during the marine's lifetime / at the moment of death
opaque coyote
Also I didn't knew they had two geneseeds
Yeah the second geneseed is mainly how they "reproduce"
For lack of a better term
opaque coyote
How does a chapter gain new geneseed? Do they implant only one and a second one...
Yes they implant one and the second grows
hallow plover
That makes sense
opaque coyote
Again, it's how they make more marines
hallow plover
Otherwise they would just lose numbers overtime
opaque coyote
Although funnily enough, the Geneseed that CSMs have are usually corrupted
And unusable
They usually raid Geneseed storages as a result
Although I'm not sure if their Geneseed being chaos'd actually affects them?
Or if they just don't really notice cause of Warp Juice
storm jungle
Chaos is stored in the sperm???
opaque coyote
Chaos is stored in the sperm???
Honestly, due to mutations being a thing
It
Unironically might be
rocky gale
It's where I'd store it
dusk patrol
Do space marines lose some of their abilities if both their gene seeds gets harv...
In the new Cawl book Alpha Primus has his harvested early by Bile, he does make sure he survives though. But if he’d need a replacement or what not isn’t revealed, just that it’s survivable.
opaque coyote
In the new Cawl book Alpha Primus has his harvested early by Bile, he does make ...
Does Alpha Primus want to kill Cawl
Or is he just lobotomized basically
dusk patrol
“It’s complicated”
opaque coyote
Like he seems to be loyal despite Cawl being the reason being that he
Is in extreme pain 24/7
He is quite strong though
opaque coyote
“It’s complicated”
What even is their relationship
Friends?
Enemies?
Frenemies?
arctic talon
What even is their relationship
I hate my dumb ass father but I’ll protect him
opaque coyote
Yeah that makes sense
Probably similar to like
A grandpa who like
You love him
But then he starts going on racist rants
You still love him
But God damn, could he stop yelling about how immigrants are eating people
opaque coyote
I hate my dumb ass father but I’ll protect him
"Dad could you please stop servitorizing random serfs. We need them for actually assembling the machine."
"They can do that while being Servitors!"
arctic talon
"Dad could you please stop servitorizing random serfs. We need them for actually...
Primus doesn’t care about menials
opaque coyote
laugh track
opaque coyote
"But they won't do it well. Just do it AFTER building the machine?"
laugh track 2x
bazinga
dusk patrol
What even is their relationship
Father/son, dysfunctional
opaque coyote
Because they’re in his way as he’s walking
Hardcore
But also how tf does he even walk
Does he have like bones that just
arctic talon
Alpha primus?
arctic talon
Like a normal person
No like
He breaks the bones of several menials for daring to get in his way
opaque coyote
Oh
Yeah that makes sense
Quite gruesome
And funny
I'm just imagining some menial trying to move some boxes and Primus literally just
Crushes their skull by literally just walking on them
opaque coyote
Father/son, dysfunctional
So basically it's kinda like having a dad that like.
He raised you. He genuinely loves you. He still does.
But he also did some shit to you while being unaware
You still love him but you can't help but feel resentful
And some days you just wanna punch him
That kind of relationship?
dusk patrol
Uh sorta yeah
opaque coyote
Uh sorta yeah
Conclusion acknowledged
Calculating...
Alpha Primus and Cawl sitcom needed for maximum morale boost
radiant ravine
Anyone think we might see Perturabo work for/with Vashtorr at some point?
hallow plover
For: Unlikely
With: Maybe
dusk patrol
Anyone think we might see Perturabo work for/with Vashtorr at some point?
He already has
So, yes
radiant ravine
Oh neat.
rose thorn
Chaos is stored in the sperm???
Genestealers are stored in the balls
arctic talon
Genestealers are stored in the balls
This is literally true though/j
gray umbra
Its a little promethium squirt
crystal forum
mag ignoring my DM's smh
near wasp
Wouldn't be lore chat without walking into a strange convo
rose thorn
wathcing a youtuber talk about the old necron codexes
and wow
once they got necrons they GOT necrons
storm jungle
Probably one of the best retcons ever
rose thorn
necrons, female custodies, beastmen (sorta)
is it just me, or does HH admech look too organized and competent
storm jungle
Its mostly the clean paintjob which is for easier/prettier viewing for rulebook formats
but its deffo a bit orderly lol
crystal forum
offering to the eldritch entity is complete
confusion abound
returning to troll HQ
rose thorn
modern admehc is also alot more, like steam punk than hh admech lol
rose thorn
but its deffo a bit orderly lol
hh admehc are too competent smh, sending you into 1k years of civil war
rose thorn
is it just me, or does HH admech look too organized and competent
also cod piece skull
opaque coyote
Got a genuine question
So Exterminatus usually leave the planet body intact
Like
Like actual rock
celest dome
Depend
opaque coyote
It's just that everything else gets vaporized
celest dome
Exterminatus is a protocol
opaque coyote
Right?
celest dome
Not a weapon
celest dome
Those yes
opaque coyote
Does it blow up the actual planet or just the surface
celest dome
Surface
opaque coyote
Okay
So I was thinking about like
A tech priest exploring an exterminatus'd planet. Not for any reason other than just
Seeing the destruction
And I imagined like
An entire desert turned into glass
Just pure glass
Is that plausible
storm jungle
Uh
dont you need like a massive laser blast or something to make that ala Covenant ships
opaque coyote
Or would the desert just not even exist
storm jungle
my science is not good
dusk patrol
It’s sci fi bullshit you can make up what you want
Glassing worlds is hardly outside of the scope of 40k
rose thorn
the sand just needs to get hot enough fast enoguh
storm jungle
Yeah this
opaque coyote
There was a bomb the USA tried to make that would've
And I'm not joking
Literally destroy the entire world. Most of the details are classified and they never completely built it. But they got far enough to actually make models of the fucking thing
dusk patrol
Just lance strike a shitton of the world or whatever
rose thorn
pretty sure there is glass in teh sahara desert
storm jungle
pretty sure there is glass in teh sahara desert
libyan desert glass iirc
dusk patrol
There’s plans made in case of a zombie apocalypse
opaque coyote
True
opaque coyote
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_desert_glass
Weirdly beautiful in a way
dusk patrol
Wargaming DOJ nerds get bored and do this stuff all the time
rose thorn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libyan_desert_glass
time to eat this to cure covid
dusk patrol
Helps to be over prepared and have a plan for wild scenarios
opaque coyote
Glassing worlds is hardly outside of the scope of 40k
True.
Also is there such thing as a partial exterminatus
dusk patrol
And it’s good training to practice and prepare for them
opaque coyote
Like somehow it stopped midway due to some incident from the space stations or something
dusk patrol
True.
Also is there such thing as a partial exterminatus
Yes you just don’t destroy the whole world
storm jungle
True.
Also is there such thing as a partial exterminatus
At that point its just surgical WMD strikes
opaque coyote
Or an error in programming
storm jungle
Exterminatus is usually "this planet needs to be destroyed"
if theres an error they'll prob just setup for a second strike
gray umbra
Lemme just casually ignite the atmosphere in retaliation
opaque coyote
At that point its just surgical WMD strikes
Yeah I was basically thinking of like
Half the planet being a blasted wasteland. And the other half being remnants of civilization
dusk patrol
There’s a bunch of ways they destroy worlds already
storm jungle
Yeah I was basically thinking of like
Half the planet being a blasted wasteland...
Humans even IRL always find stuff to settle on after disasters so it'd probably work as long as the planet isnt quarantined.
dusk patrol
Just orbital strikes until it’s gone is one slower way
opaque coyote
Humans even IRL always find stuff to settle on after disasters so it'd probably ...
Basically I'm thinking of them trying to Exterminatus a Chaos Invaded planet in the middle of turning into a daemon planet
storm jungle
Basically I'm thinking of them trying to Exterminatus a Chaos Invaded planet in ...
Yeah that would deffo get quarantined
opaque coyote
And due to many factors, they didn't manage to complete it
Only leaving it half bombed
storm jungle
or like servitor-satellites left to watch for any intrusions
opaque coyote
Yeah I was thinking of it in a warp storm
storm jungle
or just what they did to Vraks which is "dont come here" beacons, forgot the name
opaque coyote
That basically is gravitates ships towards it
Anything that gets near simply gets sucked into the planet
So there is a bunch of minor, major xenos, Imperial Survivors, Chaos worshippers.
Basically everything under the sun in a half blasted, Apocalyptic planet split into four hellish zones.
rose thorn
might rob you of an idea and put my gsc on a planet of glass, the surface is so hot and so bright they pray the nids will bring an era of darkness or soemthing
opaque coyote
That would be neat
opaque coyote
Be aware: you will never make an original idea for homebrew
Originality isn't really a thing
Somebody has already thought of it
If you have
dusk patrol
It is and isn’t but the point is don’t be constrained by “someone did it first”
rose thorn
im just saying shit until i finally like soemthing
opaque coyote
Same lol
Basically you can steal an idea for a story
Just don't like
Copy the structure
There are like 10 billion dystopian YA stories
And as somebody who has read them
opaque coyote
...a lot of them are complete ass
I still like The Giver for what it tries though
Mainly because of how the perspective slowly differs
And how the protagonist technically doesn't like rise up or whatever
He just escapes
And it's unknown whether he even survived at the end
So yeah I like that book
It good
Movie adaptation sucks ass though don't watch that shit
opaque coyote
i need to hard focus on teh religion
Just a suggestion
You could write it in the viewpoint of like
Whatever is equivalent to a priest
Essentially have their story act more as mythology
A biblical story
Leave some parts up to interpretation
tough haven
Damn speaking of homebrew
I gotta come up with the plot to my one shot for wrath and glory
tough haven
Rn what I’ve got is that it’ll be the lowest tier of archetypes, and that the party will be somehow contacted or hired by the archmagos of the local explorator fleet that’s now stranded in the system due to the great rift. The arch magos will want you to investigate the death of a tech adept he sent to the hive city/under hive to deliver/collect something™️ of value, what exactly? He won’t say. I wanna try to do a warhammer crime sorta deal, but with plenty of combat
Any thoughts on the concept or where I could go with it
crystal forum
boring. where's the feces in this storyline
tough haven
boring. where's the feces in this storyline
In the streets, in the food, on the people, it’s a hive city so there’s no shortage of it
tough haven
Rn what I’ve got is that it’ll be the lowest tier of archetypes, and that the pa...
Idk where to go with it from here, like what the mguffin is, who killed them to steal it, or why. I’d like to include xenos or something more interesting as an introduction to the 40K universe (most of the players don’t know about it) beyond just “yeah it was generic heretics”
rose thorn
whata the hell does the imperium use timber for?
is tehre anything made of wood in the imperium
arctic talon
whata the hell does the imperium use timber for?
Buildings, furniture, decoration
Burning
arctic talon
Some buildings are made of wood
I know it’s hard to believe
What we use it for irl
But not as common
Wood is a luxury good
rose thorn
HOLY SHTI I HAVE A MOTIVATION FOR MU CULT
i was thinking about
stellaras
and i remembered the here be dragons preset
what if the home world, before it was taken over by the imperium
venreated like gaint space animal
before the imperium killed it
then when the cult spread to the planet
arctic talon
Works
rose thorn
the cult believes that the tyranids will be the return of the big space animals
I DID IT
it works on any planet
it isnt hyper specific
now i just need to decide the planet and how the cult sprads
the patriarch is the children of their space dragon gods
and the cult must pave the way for their return
Their planet originally worshiped a space dragon that protected them, but when the imperium took over the planet they slaughtered the space dragon. Eventually a genestealer reached and the cult sees the patriarch as the child of their space dragon god. They believe a new era of space dragons are arriving to the galaxy and they must prepare the galaxy for them, believing they will be protected by their god.
FINALLY
HOLY SHIT
tough haven
Idk where to go with it from here, like what the mguffin is, who killed them to ...
Y’all got any ideas or thoughts?
tough haven
Their planet originally worshiped a space dragon that protected them, but when t...
Looks peak
rose thorn
Looks peak
space dragons solve every issue
tough haven
<:LINGCATpray:1041187773589241896> space dragons solve every issue
you got any ideas on what I can do for my one shot? I've never done one of these before
rose thorn
you got any ideas on what I can do for my one shot? I've never done one of these...
what setting
tough haven
what setting
Posted it above
rose thorn
okay so
tough haven
In imperium nihilus in a hive city
rose thorn
w/ a one shot
tough haven
also is it feasible that these fucking faceless goons were contacted by such a powerful authority
tough haven
like theyre literally lower than skitarii
tough haven
does your players have their charactes
not yet
I'm trying to make a rough outline while I wait
rose thorn
that is the mos timportnat thing
build your oneshot around your players and their chracters
it will improve teh flow greatly
anyway yeah
tough haven
anyway yeah
Well I should probably come up with a basic plot I can tweak as needed
rose thorn
Idk where to go with it from here, like what the mguffin is, who killed them to ...
okay so, make the mguffin xeno tech and make the xenos try to take it back :p
thats the easiest way
rose thorn
Well I should probably come up with a basic plot I can tweak as needed
yeah
introduce the xenos half way
chaos cult want funny eldar chaos killing gun
eldar want chaos killing gun
or something like taht
rose thorn
hey is there a warden in chat? i just need to dm them
its nothing serious :p
just tell me when ur avaliable
tough haven
chaos cult want funny eldar chaos killing gun
Or maybe I could just make the local gangs want it and then also the xenos want it back
tough haven
Idk what xenos I'd want to do
tough haven
orks are my favorites but its hard to make them
tough haven
I'd also love it to be necrons but thats kinda hard to include for tier 1 characters lol
tough haven
alright one guardsman, some fuckin random ganger, a inquisitorial scribe, and a preacher, go kill 4 necron warriors
rose thorn
yeah but what woudl gsc have that ppl want
gray umbra
have a one time side quest going on
tough haven
yeah but what woudl gsc have that ppl want
other stolen tech lol
gray umbra
where some flayed one is murdering people
tough haven
where some flayed one is murdering people
what just one necron is awake?
also its a one shot so idk if I really have time for side quests
rose thorn
i wish 40k had like
tough haven
if the players and I like it I can do a whole campaign
gray umbra
idk it just seeemed like a cool idea
rose thorn
more than 3 xenos
tough haven
more than 3 xenos
me too sister girl
but that would require attention away from bolterporn
and GW doesnt like that
cause xenos dont sell as well
gray umbra
its kind of hard when the average human gets destroyed by most xenos
tough haven
its kind of hard when the average human gets destroyed by most xenos
yeah
I could do it baggit and clodde style where its like one aeldari trying to recover it
and that could be the BBEG
who hires various gangs to find and obtain it
thoughts @rose thorn
what should the mcguffin be though
rose thorn
drukhari are your best bet for bbeg in an underhive
the xenos would rather do it them selves
have like the BBEG be some dickwad who likes xeno tech
tough haven
drukhari are your best bet for bbeg in an underhive
but is one random drukhari in an underhive as plausible as a outcast trying to redeem themselves by recovering some lost artifact
gray umbra
ur trying to avoid chaos right
tough haven
ur trying to avoid chaos right
kinda, its overplayed IMO
gray umbra
i agree
tough haven
have like the BBEG be some dickwad who likes xeno tech
like what
tough haven
good call
rose thorn
or cold trader
tough haven
some like minor noble
tough haven
or cold trader
this works too
rose thorn
dpeends
if your players wanna be freinds with the law make it a cold trader
if they hate the law make it a noble
you can ask them or decide which one half way through
tough haven
and then also the (insert xenos) as a third party trying to recover it as well
rose thorn
yea
have the gang play like a gorde
have the xenos play super weird and tricky
or uh bulelt sponges
dpeending
and have the bbeg goons be hyper elite
tough haven
if they hate the law make it a noble
could also be a law lover and have it be a noble because if they touch that xenos tech, theyre a heretic who must die
rose thorn
you cant really predict if your players think that
tough haven
you cant really predict if your players think that
Its just kinda hard to switch gears mid session though since it is a one shot
and I'd have to like foreshadow whoever is the main players
tough haven
you cant really predict if your players think that
I think cold trader is the safest bet cause that gives players of a variety of backgrounds and viewpoints plenty of options of how they handle it
rose thorn
yea h but rich peopple is easier to stomach to kill
tough haven
hate the law but also hate the cold trader, cool! kill them because fuck you
greedy? cool! kill him because I want it
rose thorn
and provides a variety in enviorment
tough haven
yea h but rich peopple is easier to stomach to kill
What about a noble who's also a cold trader under an alias in the underhive
rose thorn
that works
tough haven
I might maybe make it lower hive, like just above underhive
so you can kinda see middle level imperial society but its still y'know, kinda overtly shitty
tough haven
that works
then you can come up with whatever your rationale is for killing/helping/whatever that guy
also, who would initiate this quest, I feel like an archmagos is too lofty
arctic talon
Enginseer?
tough haven
Enginseer?
Technoarchaevist?
tough haven
If you want a techpriest
Alright, so tech priest contacts party via servo skulls, gathering them together because uhh I guess hiring random assortments of characters is cheaper than hiring the local gang?
or more trustworthy?
arctic talon
tough haven
Idk we can say the tech priest has been combing for people with the proper personality matrices to maximize mission success, minimize expenditure of resources, and the likelihood of betrayal
rose thorn
hang on
tough haven
arecheotechologist
Sure
rose thorn
thats what the necromunda version is
tough haven
I was using hadrons term
rose thorn
idk waht the admech version is
oh
OH WHIIOS
sroryr im doing my homewokr at the same time
and misread the siutation
hallow saddle
rose thorn
thats, weird that hes named that way
hallow saddle
its a cool model
rose thorn
i mean i guess its still right
actually wait im stupid
its the same thing
holy shit im too tired ot be readin
but my hw is due tomorrow lol
hallow saddle
perfect time to get distracted by warhammer then, haha
rose thorn
<:shrugpriest:709635610243235890>
hi elite waht was that source you recommended to read about chinese mythology again 
i had it saved but i lost my notes
tough haven
So this technoarcheologist hires the party to investigate the death of a tech adept that was sent to recover a "valuable discovery" of which he will not elaborate to the party, citing insufficent access levels, which is actually a device of aeldari manufacture that he wishes to study, which is what? It has to be powerful/useful enough to be above the mundane cold trade that happens on Gilead Primus, but not so powerful that its too important to the wider setting
this is like a 2-4 hour long one shot ideally
rose thorn
thank youuuu
tough haven
So this technoarcheologist hires the party to investigate the death of a tech ad...
Like a simple gun is too mundane
but it cant like destroy planets or some shit
rose thorn
but it cant like destroy planets or some shit
why not
necromunda has like
4 boxes that open a portal to hell
(this is a meme)
tough haven
why not
because these characters are mundane nearly faceless characters to the setting that shouldnt really have too big of impact comparitively
rose thorn
make it a styx, little blue friend :3
the players will love it
wait
my bad
not styx they are called uh
Caryatid
styx was a character's caryatid
tough haven
And the threats should be only to like a small local area
since they are only tier 1
tough haven
And they are of eldar make?
rose thorn
oh no\
my bad
for eldar uh
OH duh make it a soul stone
or the armor of a pheonix lord
pheonix lords are weird
bascially they are dead but possess people who wear their armor
i think?
pretty sure there is multipe of the same pheonxi lord
but i could be wron
theres loads of missing ones
tough haven
OH duh make it a soul stone
Just one soul stone?
seems hardly worth all this over
to humans that is
tough haven
I cant kill someone with it or make something to kill someone with
rose thorn
I cant kill someone with it or make something to kill someone with
with armor?
tough haven
with armor?
no I meant soul stones
tough haven
something that would be valuable to cold traders, local gangs, nobles, mechanicus, and the eldar
I was making a joke about humanity
and what we define as valuable
rose thorn
rose thorn
yup
this is oen of the most importnat thignst eh faction has
and hasnt been mentioned since 7th edition
tough haven
where if its a space marines left anklet there will be 17 books about it
tough haven
Idk I feel like a phoenix lord's soul is still probably too important
sorry if thats nitpicky
rose thorn
Idk I feel like a phoenix lord's soul is still probably *too* important
eyah but no one but the eldar know how to use it
also they are plenty of lost ones
tough haven
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cronescream
This could be the right level of value
my only issue is I'm not sure if humans would find it valuable, maybe some, since it would likely just look valuable
opaque coyote
hello chat
arctic talon
and hasnt been mentioned since 7th edition
It’s mentioned in 9e
But it’s more specifically just
Going over a few Phoenix lords armor
rose thorn
oh my bad the lex said 7th
arctic talon
Tbf
rose thorn
oh okay
arctic talon
That’s the only time they uh
Generically
Name it
Phoenix lord armor is unique and custom
rose thorn
oh whoops
arctic talon
It’s weird to put them in the same category
rose thorn
waht was i thinking of then
rose thorn
oh
arctic talon
Idfk
rose thorn
lol
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
(and fewer dont have red links)
arctic talon
Because that’s just picked and chosen
In any case Phoenix lord armor is generally just
tough haven
theres a handful of howiling banshee masks
I'll probably do that
arctic talon
Armor unless an aspect warrior puts it on
Just invent some aspect shrine gun
Idfk
You don’t need to draw from something that exists
tough haven
most people would see it as like cursed or somehow wrong cause of the psychic energy
arctic talon
If you want a gun a human can use and can murder a marine
Why not a Fire Dragon melta
tough haven
Why not a Fire Dragon melta
could be good, but would those be common in the cold trade?
rose thorn
alternaitvely if you are silly youca n just do durkhari drugs
arctic talon
could be good, but would those be common in the cold trade?
Not common at all
rose thorn
could be good, but would those be common in the cold trade?
no lol
arctic talon
Like a generic eldar melta is like
Okay sure
A fire dragons melta gun is like
This shit literally will melt a baneblade in half
And it’s a flamer
tough haven
can anyone use them? I forget or does it have to be eldar
or is it simple enough where you just point the trigger and it kills
arctic talon
can anyone use them? I forget or does it have to be eldar
Anyone can use it
They’re just heavy as shit
tough haven
Anyone can use it
arent they like psychically triggered?
arctic talon
Not always
A fire dragons fusion gun is basically just
A multi melta on meth the size of a melta
tough haven
One of my characters wants to be a low level unsanctioned psyker to start (he does not know what this would entail)
do you think thats fair/balanceable for tier one archetypes
tough haven
For which system
Wrath and glory
arctic talon
Prolly fine
tough haven
sanctioned psykers are too high tier for the setting
arctic talon
Are there no trash tier Psyker options?
tough haven
Are there no trash tier Psyker options?
nope the official options are super bare bones
rose thorn
A multi melta on meth the size of a melta
Weird all the eldar tech just happens to mimic human tech
rose thorn
Ah
arctic talon
And they like every other faction in the game shared guns