#40k-lore-chat

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opaque coyote
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Honestly it's shown that most of the shots hit his chest and pauldrons with only one or two hitting the helmet

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So either the SM was really lucky

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Or the Multi-Las was bought from Temu

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Probably both

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I think it would've been neat if the SM like

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Grabbed one of the poor fucking Cultists

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And used him as an impromptu shield to absorb a bit more of the blows

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Because 40k

storm jungle
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That is mostly wank.

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The marines are shown to be invincible so they get defeated by something absolutely alien and your perception of their invincibility gets lifted.

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if they had no plot armor they'd have at least taken 1 or 2 casulties because the enemy was pretty well prepared for the most part

opaque coyote
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I know that las fire can cut off limbs

But maybe the additional body would've dispersed to heat to the flesh instead of the cersmite

opaque coyote
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Not dead or anything

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But like maybe one of the Autocannon shots managed to cause a wound.

storm jungle
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yeah the autocannon i can kinda get since their pauldron tanks it but the multilas bit was really dumb

opaque coyote
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Again

multiLas was bought off of Temu

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I always thought that they should've done what I said before.

Intentionally use the cultists as meatshields

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Grab one of them and force them to help tank the hits

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It would show their brutality

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Their ability to easily improvise

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And how fucked up the Imperium is due to them immediately using an enemy as a God damn meatshield

crystal forum
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animate it

wintry scarab
storm jungle
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"taken out" is basically stumbling down

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i meant dying

wintry scarab
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They did die didnt they?

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one sec let me find it

gray umbra
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if sms cant take headshots, can they take backshots?

storm jungle
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BRUH

crystal forum
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can you believe somebody made good stuff without having GW dictate them how to put their socks on

storm jungle
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to be fair at that point it was a fan project so no GW oversight

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now that he is taken by GW we havent see Astartes 2 for almost three fucking years now

wintry scarab
# storm jungle i meant dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A 4:27, 2 die. 4:50 another dies.

Disclaimer: Some viewers have reported mild siezures triggered by sounds in this video.
Parts 1 - 5 of the Astartes Project by Syama Pedersen, edited into one video for convenience. I played no part in the making of this film. All credit goes to the creator:

Astartes Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFMtdiQILuTZr22sKUeAOOA

Astartes Ani...

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crystal forum
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he isn't any more dilara what do you mean

wintry scarab
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Ok, so only 3 die but still. 3 die

wintry scarab
crystal forum
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he has a linkedin and everything

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easy to find

storm jungle
storm jungle
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sorry I mean

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uh

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"being hired"

crystal forum
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dilara he's not working for them anymore

storm jungle
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I KNOW

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I LITERALLY SAID THAT

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Im gonna shoot you

wintry scarab
crystal forum
wintry scarab
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Man, i never actually counted how many space marines acutally boarded in the short. Knowing none die to the psykers kinda really makes them feel a lot less threatening. Well that sucks and my day is ruined. 😦

green loom
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Yeah even at the end

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You can see the others teleporting in

wintry scarab
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yeah

storm jungle
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My job here is done

crystal forum
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dont worry this chapter of space marines is just thunder warriors

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i can make shit up because they have no lore

storm jungle
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they have some

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they are from Imperial Fists

rose thorn
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I wonder how many mining charges they can take ogryn_pathetic

storm jungle
rose thorn
rose thorn
low gazelle
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yk what would be funny

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two factions fighting in a hive city who think their outnumbered and gunned

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so they just stick to hit and runs

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Just 24/7 guerilla warfare

rose thorn
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Genestealer cults are genetically made to be superior guerilla warfare fighters

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A battle between catachan and gsc would be never ending

low gazelle
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zola is a gene stealer cultist change my mind

rose thorn
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Our saint reductus saboteur is uncontrollably impulsed to make improvised explosives

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It’s like beavers have mental break downs when’s they hear running water

green loom
rose thorn
crystal forum
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I CAN SEE HER EVERY PORE

arctic talon
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Mining charges are meant for obliterating rocks lol

crystal forum
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i read on reddit that space marines can take melta charges to the head

arctic talon
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That

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Literally is not possible

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Melta charges literally blow holes in super heavy tanks

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When they get stuck on

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Maybe if they have a refractor field ig

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And it’s not stuck directly on

storm jungle
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Reddit

arctic talon
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Reddit moment

outer wave
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As a fellow user of Reddit, I hate Redditors

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I literally seethe at then showing off their latest funkopops

lapis verge
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Then again its Reddit

Where the collective stupidity of Man gathers and influences the Geller field

opaque coyote
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So basically

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Torture is actually fairly ineffective

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Usually people just say anything to get it to stop

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So I wonder how many times

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-An Inquistor or Acolyte or whatever tortures somebody

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-They say some bullshit

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-Tortured gets killed, they go with the bullshit info

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-They get sent to a death trap and all die

crystal forum
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who prompted this

opaque coyote
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Myself

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The autism

crystal forum
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string sentences together christ my screen is always filled when i come back

opaque coyote
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Among us

opaque coyote
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I just think and words are typed

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Sometimes not even the first part to be honest

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Milk

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🥛

viral halo
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All I’m saying is a battlemech would kill a space marine

opaque coyote
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I just wonder how many Space Marines, Guard, etc. would it take to take over the Earth

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Modern Earth to be specific

storm jungle
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so its unfortunately another "it doesnt matter" thing

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theres a reason goons that get tortured just NEVER lie about anything

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tho with 40k theres also the loophole of actually having people who can read your mind

opaque coyote
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Oh yeah true

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I guess the reason why they don't just go to the mind reading firstly is just for some fun

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty much.

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Torture IRL is just more tricky and specific

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people will say anything ot mak ethe pain stop but it can very much work just as well

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some people just cannt/dont want to lie because they dont know these facts lol

opaque coyote
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Basically he spouts out conspiracy theories

storm jungle
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One of my fav interrogation methods from that

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where Martian Manhunter is like

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"Please try not to think of where your boss is hiding."

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and the guy is like "OH NO"

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he thinks it

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instantly mind-read

opaque coyote
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Yeah JL and JLU is a really good series of shows.

storm jungle
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Its PEAK

opaque coyote
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It's too bad DC hasn't really made a cartoon as good as it since then

dusk patrol
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Cause people don't read lore.

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Most do, its often only the youngest who only have one.

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Left first once they become a full battle brother. The right one generally happens after at some point.

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Its not

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It’s their final initiation called the Rite of Severance, prior to that they don’t tend to have bionics at all.

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After that how they get more bionics and why varies, and depends on a lot of stuff. When a IH dies his squad gets first dibs on his bionic and after it’s given back to his clan and spread amongst them as seen fit. So they have stockpiles of bionics with various purposes and uses which marines might earn or take.

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Generally the hands are visibly bionic if they are, but not always and the rest of the body is basically up to the artists choice of how visible it is.

dusk patrol
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Should be noted too this is from the heresy where their bionics process was very different, although they typically still did have two bionic hands at least.

dusk patrol
# opaque coyote Big axe

Very creatively called the Axe of Medusa. Generally given to the Voice of the Council, which has been Stronos for 3 centuries so it’s basically his.

opaque coyote
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Cut in half

dusk patrol
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Its an Omnissian Axe.

opaque coyote
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Yeah true

dusk patrol
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Iron Hands uses them a lot, especially Iron Fathers.

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For obvious reasons

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I believe the Axe of Medusa has an AI in it which does funky stuff too but I can’t recall

opaque coyote
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Classic Mechanicus

dusk patrol
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They have other AI too

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They don’t really care

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One of the clan Land Behemoths has a malevolent bloodthirsty AI in it they offer trophies too sate it

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Y'know this entirely unrelated to fucking anything.

But I always wondered why nobody tried making a zombie apocalypse happen in like

The 1920's

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Like the military and society collapsing would make more sense there

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I mean the Spanish flu happened back then. One of the deadliest pandemics in human history. And people... Kinda acted similarly to how we acted for the Coronavirus.

Except it was worse since it had a higher fatality rate.

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Also no modern medicine

dusk patrol
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There probably is

opaque coyote
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Maybe, but it's probably some obscure book since usually zombie media takes place in the modern era/when it was made

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Back on actual 40k talk now.

So apparently there is an instance of the flayer virus actually infecting tech priests that fucked around with infected Necrodermis

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I wonder how much technology you need to get infected by it exactly

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Like if you have a cybernetic arm. Does it just start punching you

gray umbra
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i assume it would work like chaos scrap code and infect the rest of of you

low gazelle
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How were the tau made?

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someone told me they were made in order to basically prove a point of how bad every other faction is

queen laurel
low gazelle
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universe

queen laurel
# low gazelle universe

well there was the back story that they almost wiped themselves out until the ethereals came in and guided them

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back then the imperium first saw them as cavemen

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That were warring with each other

storm jungle
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I dont care, lemme have my breakfast in peace

low gazelle
low gazelle
low gazelle
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
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From Path of the Renegade:

"It appeared that the inhabitants of what came to be called Iron Thorn had been few and found themselves completely trapped in their sub-realm by the cataclysmic damage inflicted on the labyrinth dimension during the Fall. Some emergency or critical shortage of resources had forced them to take desperate measures to ensure their survival. In the end, either by accident or design, they had introduced a form of aggressively replicating nano-machinery into the environment of their sub-realm.

By the time the portals to Iron Thorn had been forced open by Vect’s forces no one could tell how long the tiny machines had been at work or what their original purpose had really been. It was only apparent that some weird strain of accelerated machine evolution had occurred over the centuries in Iron Thorn. The practical outcome was that the nano-machines had gradually converted almost everything in the sub-realm to a skeletal framework of pure iron.

The original inhabitants of Iron Thorn had survived after a fashion, although the curious machine half-life they exhibited bore little resemblance to that of their previous forms.The tyrant’s warriors had ruthlessly hunted down the ferric abominations and exterminated them wherever they could be found, but the altered beings had steadfastly refused to remain dead.

Eventually Vect had nominally incorporated the sub-realm into Commorragh simply to save face and sent his frustrated archons elsewhere to conquer more rewarding lands. Iron Thorn had become another of the many strange sub-realms of Commorragh that were generally shunned by the citizens of the eternal city.

Expeditions that entered such places were normally well-armed and of short duration."

low gazelle
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skill issue

small grail
dusk patrol
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It was a mix of Iron Warriors and Black Legion

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And Iron Warriors are CSM like anyone else, there’s gonna be guys with a more standard chaos look

opaque coyote
low gazelle
opaque coyote
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Which I find both cool

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And also really funny

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Because now I'm justing imagining some random Drukhari soldier

Firing their shardcarbine at the Iron Thorn Deldar.

The Deldar regenerating within a second

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And the cycle just

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Repeats

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The Iron Thorn Drukhari just stands there because it's soulless and all that junk

normal notch
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

low gazelle
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I love this community so much

normal notch
crystal forum
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i never realized what's his name is former steel legion

rocky gale
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If you're talking about Morrow you're going out the airlock

crystal forum
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is he not?

outer wave
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He does have the jacket

crystal forum
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never noticed

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genuinely

outer wave
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He also talks about Armageddon

crystal forum
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i thought most guard people do

outer wave
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I hear more about Cadia than Armageddon

crystal forum
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true

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also i just noticed the info about some moebian pants say that their camo is blue because they were fighting on an ocean world for a long time

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i never would have thought

outer wave
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Holy shit actual ocean combat?

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In my 40k?

crystal forum
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full of floating hive cities to be precise

rocky gale
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Yea the guys we see hanging around at the starting areas of some missions with the blue gear, that's them.

crystal forum
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i thought the blue was just generic slightly unique guard uniform

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but no there's actual significance to it being blue

low gazelle
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Morrow is a g bro

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put some respect on his name

crystal forum
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im not good at names

celest dome
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Vincent Morrow I think

rocky gale
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Our Vinnie

storm jungle
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Vincent yeah

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most normal name in existence KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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damn now i gotta rewatch this movie

opaque coyote
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Y'know

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Once I die

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I want my funeral to just play the most

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ass music possible

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So when my grave gets lowered, whoever's there is forced to listen to the worst songs made by mankind

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and they can't fucking leave

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because it's a funeral

celest dome
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Pop goes the weasel is my choice, but play it ominously

opaque coyote
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There is actually a reason WHY it sounds so ass

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There was a licensing issue and the guy who had to do the music had to redo the entire soundtrack in less than a week.

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95% of the music in the game is complete ass

near wasp
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I want carry on my wayward son to play at my funeral

rocky gale
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While my guitar gently weeps (Love version)

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That would get people all misty eyed thinking of me

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and then I'd play Octopus's Garden

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Leave everyone standing there like

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If atleast one person doesn't ask "Is this the right song?" I've failed

crystal stream
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Anyone here played Rogue Trader? Trying to understand how the trading reputation works but they don't have their own discord anymore

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Basically, will highering my reputation with e.g. Quartz-Krame affect my trading possibilities with only him, or other Tech-Priests/an entire faction, or with everyone in the game? I'm just hesitant to trade my entire cargo to get a Modified Bolter, Metronome, and Psychic Bodyglove unless it'll also help me with other characters/factions in the future.

outer wave
# rocky gale While my guitar gently weeps (Love version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoujdXqptnc You reminded me of Kobo of the Two Strings

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While My Guitar Gently Weeps · Regina Spektor

Kubo and the Two Strings (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

℗ 2016 Two Strings, LLC.

Arranger: Dario Marianelli
Performed By: Regina Spektor
Vocals: Regina Spektor
Writer: George Harrison

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rocky gale
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Regina's version is also good

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Love that movie

outer wave
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Same, its so underrated

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Though I only watched it through once

rocky gale
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I love every version of While my guitar gently weeps, but the Love version is just so peak

outer wave
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I dont think Ive listened to it

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However Im a huge sucker for eastern/middle eastern instruments being used in songs, so I have my doubts it'll beat out Kobo's version

rocky gale
arctic talon
outer wave
crystal forum
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there's a bug when looking at stances that shows your current weapon instead of the default lasgun

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which makes me wonder why tf the game dosnt just show your actual gun in hte stance

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anyways i am now interested in moebian backstory

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it's rare to see ocean world oriented regiments

celest dome
opaque coyote
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Like the Bolt Pistol

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Of course they could model a different one where he just

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Wields it with two hands

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But Fatshark doesn't want to make an entire interaction system

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And to be honest. I would like many other QoL features over that

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Seriously why can't I get a better sight for some of these guns

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Does the Omnissiah even ban editing the god damn sights

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Or taping a flashlight?

lapis verge
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lore bros I need an answer

Are the purple eyes of the Cadians inheritable by offsprings?

storm jungle
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Yes. Its genetic.

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And also magic-based but mostly genetic, since they are essentially passing off a mutation.

outer wave
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Can Cadians have an over-expression of that allele?

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Like their entire eye becomes purple instead of simply the iris?

storm jungle
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Its just the iris as far as its been shown

outer wave
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Got it

rocky gale
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Can they shoot purple laser beams from their eyes?

storm jungle
outer wave
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Can they turn themselves purple?

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Can they eat purple?

storm jungle
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THIS ISNT CHARLIE'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY

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AAAAA

outer wave
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CAN THEY OR CAN THEY NOT EAT THE PURPLE DILARA

rose thorn
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THERE IS A DEMOCRAT WARHAMMER 40K AD

rocky gale
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Are they one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaters?

outer wave
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THIS IS IMPORTANT!

rose thorn
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IM GONNA DIE

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WHAT IS TBIS AD

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THE LAST 10 SECONDS WAS TALKING ABOUT TRUMP TRYING TO BAN PORN

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IM WATCHING A MODDED MINECRAFT VIDEOO

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Dear god pls, I already voted, please stop with the ads

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I got spammed by 100s of bots for not voting, now I’m voted, and now I’m getting spammed with ads about who to vote for

rocky gale
rose thorn
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The ad was ‘which one is warhammer 40k and project 2025’

storm jungle
rose thorn
storm jungle
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💀

lapis verge
echo marlin
storm jungle
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Average day in the office

echo marlin
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ain't no way Dukane shit talked the rejects after we saved her, and the 53rd's ass, from a runaway train

storm jungle
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I mean

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thats how most military officers are

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even IRL

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pompous as fuck

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Bitch doesnt know half the shit we get guts-deep into

echo marlin
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Do yall think she's going to like

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Be more of an ally or obstavle>

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because im leaning towards obstacle

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Like what is she on about regarding the warp corruption, lady you are fighting CHAOS SPAWN AND POXWALKERS what do you mean there's no warp corruption/chaos taint here

echo marlin
storm jungle
storm jungle
echo marlin
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You should see the officers over here, lots of them are scholars because of my country's policies. The young ones are (mostly) insufferable. the older ones keep to themselves

storm jungle
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Yeah that is LITERALLY how most 40k officer branches are

echo marlin
storm jungle
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Yep the classic case like real life, people dont wanna bother with obvious issues until it strats threatening where they sit on the table so nothing new there lol

opaque coyote
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Shit talking is literally her job

echo marlin
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Here's a funny question. Considering we've seen what a tzeentch incursion/uprising looks like with SM2, and a nurgle incursion look like with Daemonhunters and Darktide, how screwed would tertium be if instead of nurgle being the one to gain a foothold, Tertium got a Khorne or Slaanesh incursion xd

storm jungle
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not even Yarrick is like this

opaque coyote
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Then again it also shows why Ciaphias Cain is so famous

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Mainly because he isn't a complete asshole

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He just thinks he is

arctic talon
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Yarrick is like

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pretty reasonable

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💀

opaque coyote
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He will at least ask questions before doing a punishment

echo marlin
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I do like Dukane in the sense that Fatshark is showing us what the generic hard-ass unreasonable Commissar looks like in a video game. We dont really have a 'famous' generic commisar in books/media, the famous ones are all reasonable

opaque coyote
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Which in 40k might as well be a fucking miracle

echo marlin
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showing us the 'default' commissar and showing EXACTLY why the veteran rejects all hate commissars is refreshing

opaque coyote
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Being a good Commissar is basically

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The right balance between being tough

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And being reasonable

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Unfortunately due to the Imperium being the Imperium

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Reason is very very hard to come by

echo marlin
opaque coyote
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In fact, Cain actually did try to desert in his first serious engagement.

He accidentally became a hero as a result

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And also was the seed to plant his crippling impostor syndrome

echo marlin
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I know theres a book, Legion of the Damned, that kinda shows what a khorne incursion looks like, it just kinda looks like 28 days later

opaque coyote
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Because despite being a genuine hero. He still thinks he's that coward that decided to desert out of genuine fear

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Raine is the closest we have to default Commissar we got in the novels

arctic talon
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she isn't as big as the other 3 though

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Yeah

rocky gale
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She's better though

opaque coyote
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Lemme post the long ass excerpt

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Nvm too long I'll just link the fucking excerpt

crystal stream
opaque coyote
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Y'all ever think this would've happened in like a feral world or whatever

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"Ayo if I was there in that flying metal bird. I would've killed Horus with my boys. Me and the Emperor? We could've jumped him!"

The Sister just stares in utter confusion.

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A guardsman whispers to her

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Guardsman: "At least he's got the spirit?"

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Sister: "Yeah it doesn't really count as Heresy. So I'll say it was a successful convert "

arctic talon
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tldr normal bolter is better rn

opaque coyote
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Btw is SM2 crossplay

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I forgot if it was

arctic talon
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yeah

rocky gale
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But only for PVE

nocturne crest
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Have there been any examples of the GSC turning on the Tyranids and winning?

storm jungle
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Thats basically impossible so no, never.

outer wave
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Never say never

storm jungle
nocturne crest
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Wait, has there ever been a genestealer cultist inquisitor before?

outer wave
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Id imagine they would get rooted out quickly before anything would happen

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Not impossible though

opaque coyote
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"Oh shit we've basically been worshipping our doomsday"

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And fighting back

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But even then, when that happens, that means the Tyranids are confident enough to forgo the whole connection thing.

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And that they think that victory is inevitable

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And usually it is

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Of course, some GSC freely jump into the spawning pits.

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In general the reaction varies

arctic talon
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You can also become a rogue trader who has relations with an Eldar just like one of your ancestors. Also reactions from both Heinrix and Yirlet

opaque coyote
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Usually they don't even get a burial

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I honestly remember a scene from like

A fucking Project Zomboid video of all things.

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Where they held a mock funeral for somebody because it's a one life event. They were standing on somebody else's corpse

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And they said

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"Is this even his body?"

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"It is now"

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And now I really want to make that scene for Guardsmen lmao

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Because they couldn't find their friend's corpse. They just dragged some other random guardsman and used his body for the mock funeral

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Must be one of the highest honors lmao

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Especially for a Xenos

arctic talon
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Tbh I’m surprised you can’t loot a soul stone from the coffin

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You can take a long rifle though

opaque coyote
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I'm pretty sure at least one of the Eldar companions would tell you

arctic talon
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I mean

opaque coyote
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"Oh yeah the soul stone? Prevents us from being eaten by chaos. Please don't fucking break it"

arctic talon
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Yirlet trusts you enough in comorroagh

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To let you grab the farseer trapped in the drukhari board game

opaque coyote
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Idk maybe the Drukhari would encourage you

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Because Drukhari moment

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"BREAK THE SOUL STONE. DO IT. IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY."

arctic talon
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Giving it to the eldar on Janus

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Would prolly be the best decision

opaque coyote
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Ye

arctic talon
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But it doesn’t let you nab it

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You can give Yirlets soulstone if you kill her in comorroagh to the farseer

opaque coyote
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Also I'm now imagining like

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A guardsman like finding a soul stone

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And then idk using it to do something stupid

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"Hey Jeff! Catch!"

arctic talon
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This has happened before

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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It usually ends up with dead guardsmen

opaque coyote
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True

arctic talon
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If they don’t hand over the shiny stone

opaque coyote
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"Go ahead, kill me you filthy Xenos. You still have to dig through my ass to get it."

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  • Guardsman Jeff last words
opaque coyote
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Sure you would doe

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But it would be really funny

arctic talon
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Tbh

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Cutting someone open isn’t that bad for an aspect warrior

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They worship khaine lol

opaque coyote
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True

arctic talon
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The bloody handed god of murder

opaque coyote
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Khaine is just

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Slightly below Khorne in

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Insanity

arctic talon
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Khaine encourages torture unlike khorne(generally)

opaque coyote
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Honestly I feel like they would be friends if they weren't completely anathema to each other

arctic talon
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The craftworld eldar just ignore that part

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Generally

opaque coyote
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What is the limit of spilling blood to the point where it counts as torture

arctic talon
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Khaine is the god of cruelty

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As well

opaque coyote
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So if I cut off someone's arm, and they're alive and screaming in pain. Would that count?

arctic talon
#

The aspect warriors generally avoid that part

#

On the otherhand drukhari incubi

#

Are big fans of the whole torture part

opaque coyote
#

Because

#

Uh

#

He ain't exactly whole

arctic talon
#

Sharded

opaque coyote
#

And also I'm at least 90% sure a good chunk of his shards died

#

With how much the Beast of Khaine gets

#

Fucking worfed

#

Wait if a Beast of Khaine dies, does the shard break?

#

Or does it just go to somewhere?

arctic talon
#

it just goes back to the craftworld

crystal forum
#

i cant believe neo volkite is being added to SM2

#

i am so happy

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

idfk

#

prolly to another one

opaque coyote
#

which happens a lot because

gav thrope

arctic talon
#

(yet)

echo vault
#

reminding everyone about the variation of plasma gun fatshark is too scared to add

#

bear witness to the beauty of elysia!

opaque coyote
#

auto shotty

echo vault
#

So when it means self loading are we adding clips of shotgun shells ( like garand, other rifles but shotgun) or just plugging in more shells like a regular gun up top

#

im stupid i imagined the loading in my head bruh

charred jewel
echo vault
#

I mean maybe they're different variations to the ones in darktide since there are 3 different marks

crystal forum
#

these guard weapon sheets mean jack shit because the artists wrote whatever gun buzzwords they could think of

#

do not take them at face value

#

"photonic hydrogen" literally is incomprehensible

#

(also guard having a two man operated heavy bolter yet not having a single man operated heavy stubber despite it fitting perfectly in the WW2 british theme no less is still dumb)

paper haven
#

You mean that the weapons design for this game often comes across as though the writers have no idea how weapons work? Say it isn't so.

crystal forum
#

not darktide

paper haven
#

"This game' meaning 40k in general.

echo marlin
#

Question. Would our Darktide psykers all technically just be telekinesis/divination users

paper haven
#

Darktide actually has some sensable designs.

echo marlin
#

I’m tryna make a dark heresy campaign and I got bored and I was looking through the spell lists

crystal forum
#

darktide is a hyper realistic shooter compared to most 40k media

paper haven
#

I've spent the last two weeks trying to build an Only War campaign as well. Fun times.

crystal forum
#

would be funny if vet gets a grenade launcher before a melta gun

#

i would do anything for a power fist though

#

i want to punch my enemies

#

or plasma pistol actually

queen laurel
#

pyromancy because we use a lot of warp fire

misty vector
#

Still kinda want veteran to get the flamer

queen laurel
#

and Biomancy has a technique that is bio lightning

#

And we do use a lot of that

#

and smite is also biomancy

#

oh also telekinesis

opaque coyote
#

Like you're telling me that shooting lightning

#

is somehow related to the body

queen laurel
#

They just magnify it and shoot it at someone

opaque coyote
#

That spark must be magnified by like a thousand

crystal forum
opaque coyote
#

I guess that's what the warp does to you

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

i've never met one

#

a guy told me he could kill me with his mind once but i think he was a crackhead

opaque coyote
echo marlin
opaque coyote
#

Honestly, y'know how Genestealers use Mining Lasers

#

And how the Ogyrns have pickaxes

echo marlin
#

Damn our reject's psykers are pretty talented huh

opaque coyote
#

Just have the Ogyrn use a mining laser

misty vector
queen laurel
opaque coyote
queen laurel
#

so there's not really a concrete way to build them

opaque coyote
#

Literally just a fucking laser musket

crystal forum
#

single shot lasgun

echo marlin
misty vector
#

Thatd be interesting lol

opaque coyote
#

Basically a more powerful shot in exchange for rate of fire

misty vector
#

Return to the vt2 handgun

opaque coyote
#

however we technically have that with the Helbore

#

Unfortunately the Helbore is kind of stinky last time I used it

#

no idea how the recent(ish) update made it

crystal forum
#

futuristic martini henry in the making

#

my favorite era of gun bullshitery

opaque coyote
#

Due to how most of their weapons are makeshift as fuck

echo marlin
#

Hell yeah mining laser would be cool

crystal forum
#

multi melta

#

ripped off a leman russ

opaque coyote
#

real

#

although most of the time, GSC use them

#

probably cause the multiple arms help

#

still tho no reason for an ogyrn not to use one

crystal forum
#

im pretty sure this thing is just a melta gun stat wise

opaque coyote
#

Shooting a big fucking laser

#

effectiveness going down

#

from farther ranges

#

I could imagine it'd have to have a charge up time

#

also ogyrn uses pickaxes

#

so

#

Might as well complete the mining set

echo marlin
#

real talk why tf does zealot not have that flamer with a chainsaw bayonet

misty vector
#

Probably like a heat mechanic too

opaque coyote
#

Basically Fatshark did plan for attachments but cut it

#

for

#

some reason

echo marlin
#

no its actually part of the miniature

opaque coyote
#

again idk

#

maybe they're planning to add attachments back and make it so that the chainsaw bayonet returns

opaque coyote
#

I hope

echo marlin
#

gimme DAT fatshark

opaque coyote
#

would you like

#

use the flamer as a smacking tool?

misty vector
#

The long flamer…

opaque coyote
#

cause most bayonets jut out to stab people with, this one doesn;t

#

you probably have to wield the flamer like a really

#

really cumbersome sword

misty vector
#

Would it be useful to try and use the chainsaw when youre already holding a flamethrower lol

shell mason
#

Hey

#

remember Morty has hair

celest dome
shell mason
#

Black hair and Amber eyes

celest dome
#

Even with the unearthed attachment system

shell mason
#

morty has very pronounced cheek bones

celest dome
shell mason
#

honestly what aesthetic do you take that morty has?

#

grosssteampunk?

queen laurel
#

the psykers use four of the psychic disciplines

shell mason
#

yet i remained ignored

#

fucking crazy

queen laurel
#

except telepathy because i don't really know how you can implement it

full bane
#

Though instead of the whole killed-their-mind aspect it has a more biomancy looking "I blew up their heads" result

queen laurel
full bane
#

Any sort of confusion effect that makes enemies attack a decoy or each other would be a decent way of showing off telepathy

queen laurel
full bane
#

Psychic Shriek, yeah that's a good point.

#

That is one the iconic Telepathy abilities

queen laurel
celest dome
celest dome
queen laurel
celest dome
#

I don't see it as summons.
It's more a temporary thing you're using till it's dead

#

Hallucinations could also work as a more defensive one, creating clones of yourself that pull some of the aggro

queen laurel
#

would be very fun to have a crusher as a bodyguard

celest dome
#

Pet classes I really would want to see are Cyber-Mastiff, Servo Skulls and Servitor

celest dome
queen laurel
celest dome
#

Just that Skitarii doesn't work well

#

Tech Adept

#

As for the Mastiff I'd see it as the ability for a new branch on the Zealot

shell mason
#

this bitch been too quiet

rose thorn
#

Hey chat

queen laurel
plush mason
#

arent the drill-abbots the ones that run the scolas?

echo marlin
#

Technically using the inferno staff isn’t considered using pyromancy spells right?

#

Imagine if instead of telekine shield we got Wall of Fire

queen laurel
#

if you're doing only abilities that you fire with your hand

#

then of course no but

echo marlin
#

Or just make crushers spontaneously combust with Fire Storm

queen laurel
#

it would be unfair do not include the staffs

echo marlin
#

Psyker disciplines are the spells each psyker can cast without staffs

#

Staffs allow psykers to channel generic warp energy into whatever

#

So they don’t need to be proficient in that discipline

queen laurel
#

Basically them using that type of attack on the staff is still them using the discipline

echo marlin
#

Right right

#

That’s true

#

I remember I managed to pull off a pyromancy/telepathy psyker once during a dark heresy campaign

#

Actual busted

#

I love how psykers operate in Dark Heresy tbh

#

Early levels are hell, because you’re probably like, new to using your psyker powers, you suck at them, you’re probably gonna mutate or blow up

#

Then after you level up, if you survive (unlikely) you become an absolute god

plush mason
storm jungle
#

to be fair

#

an Inquisitor can literally be anyone

plush mason
#

i know

storm jungle
#

do you

plush mason
#

still funny, especially because you can have a sister of battle in your npc retinue

#

oh and i guess the crusader would also have been in the scola

#

so the idea of the drill abbot's retinue being his former wards in the scola is neat

celest dome
celest dome
plush mason
#

wasnt sure

rose thorn
#

Another day another guard vs ork book

queen laurel
rose thorn
queen laurel
storm jungle
#

its such a weird choice too

celest dome
#

Hey GW not going out of their confort zone isn't weird

arctic talon
#

Idk I feel like guard vs nids would be more generic

#

Esp since it’s leontus

storm jungle
#

yeah but its the 4th fucking Tyrannic War

#

its kinda the point

crystal forum
# rose thorn

ngl this is my personal opinion but this is one of the ugliest book covers i've seen in 40k

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

the weird mix of photorealism and 40k style armour

#

it looks derpy

#

like a guy cosplaying

rose thorn
#

The skies of Fortuna Minor are illuminated briefly by a saviour pod making its flaming descent as the Imperial fleet in the void above retreats, beaten back by Orkish cunning. Those stranded on the planet are forced into labour by one of the many Speed Waaaghs! overrunning its surface, with no salvation in sight. But the person who emerges from the saviour pod is no ordinary man – he is the legendary Arcardian Leontus, Lord Solar of the Segmentum Solar, and he still intends to win this war against the Orks. Rob Young’s Leontus: Lord Solar is available to pre-order next week in a glorious special edition that is fittingly lavish for one of the Lord Solar’s rank.

rose thorn
#

CHAT I FOUND THE AD

rocky gale
#

Wow

#

It's literally just the Limited edition of the book

#

Nothing else for Preorder

#

Something big's coming

#

Oh wait it'll just be the Christmas Battleforce boxes

languid meadow
#

His face is weird but I love his armor

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Didn't realise Warp Zone was still a thing tbh

#

I only remember them as the people who occasionaly did parody songs based off shows and games

rose thorn
#

I hate that space marine 2 released in the worst era of the internet

#

Lmao

rose thorn
#

It hurts

green loom
#

lel

paper haven
#

He's doing his best sah

rose thorn
#

i swore one of y'all really liked seraphon

#

but cant remember who

storm jungle
#

this chat's geosphere is too diverse i cant remember either

rose thorn
#

lmao

paper haven
#

Who is seraphon?

rose thorn
#

age of sigmar lizard aztecs

#

whos image quality is dog shit for no reason

#

is it because of teh scales??

rose thorn
#

w/ funny alligators and skink friends

storm jungle
#

rip spain

rose thorn
#

fr

#

they really need a pov book tbh

#

anyway im tyring to find out how the fuck do seraphon like

talk or have a society at all

#

they got retconned in 2nd edition

#

and are now are living creatures (mostly)

#

and the lex isnt up to date

storm jungle
#

they actually got a lot of side-rpg lore explaining the shit they do

#

its best if you ask the AOS lore subreddit

rose thorn
#

fair

storm jungle
#

i remember reading they got fucking embassies and shit

rose thorn
#

yea

#

they have scholars in hammerhal

#

and theres alot living under excelsis??

#

they appeared during siege (what ever fucking number) and then disappeared

#

leaving teh fucking freeguilds really fucking confused

#

sigmar bless excelsis, its gotta be my favorite city

storm jungle
#

yeah lizardmen are pretty livin' it up in AOS they just need more lore in general they are kinda underbaked

rose thorn
#

honestly their model line is peak, they only really have 1 unit that looks bad

#

sadly its their most important one lmao

storm jungle
#

LOL yeah KEKW_ogryn

rose thorn
#

okay aos discord answered my question

#

on how the fuck skinks talk

#

they just do

#

they are the only ones besides old ones that can talk talk

rose thorn
#

the old ones just, forgot to give them the ability to speak??

#

apparently?

storm jungle
#

its for plot reasons its FINE

rose thorn
#

the top meme factions in aos gotta be seraphon, skaven, ossiarchs, and gloomspite lmao

#

ossiarch orFEC

green loom
#

They can say "Bok!"

crystal forum
#

the only fan we dont have here is votaan fan

rose thorn
crystal forum
rose thorn
#

Why is mouth washing filling my suggestion feed

#

I was gonna check it out til YouTube shorts spoiled the whole story and now I want nothing to do with it

crystal forum
#

aquilons have really replaced elysians huh

arctic talon
#

you can't run them as battleline

crystal forum
#

maybe not yet

arctic talon
#

Elysians upside was you could deepstrike the entire army

#

but no tanks

crystal forum
#

people do whole scion armies

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

but you can't run only aquillons

#

you need an HQ

crystal forum
#

we'll see

arctic talon
#

unless we get an aquillon command squad

#

and Scions get a deepstriking vehicle

#

they won't play like Elysians

crystal forum
#

would be fucking awesome

arctic talon
#

they'd play more like D-99

crystal forum
#

aquilons look cooler than elysians

arctic talon
#

then normal elysians tbh

#

Since D-99 are carapace armored and more elite

crystal forum
#

what are D-99

arctic talon
#

Detachment 99

crystal forum
#

sounds like a star wars thing

#

never heard of it

arctic talon
#

a spec ops team of elysians

#

they're from FW like the rest of the Elysian range

crystal forum
#

arent all elysians forge world

arctic talon
#

yeah

crystal forum
#

ye

arctic talon
#

well the sentinel wasn't

crystal forum
#

im not seeing elysians returning

arctic talon
#

until they released an elysian sentinel

arctic talon
#

imo

#

Krieg, Catachan and then like

#

idfk

#

Steel Legion/Mordians/Vallhallans/vostroyans

#

pick one

crystal forum
#

steel legion probably has the most appeal

#

i dont like people saying you can kitbash krieg into steel legion

#

the other way around would work

#

but you cant fucking remove the gas mask and make goggles instead

arctic talon
#

tbh

#

The 2 most likely I see are Steel Legion and Vallhallans

crystal forum
#

why valhallans

arctic talon
#

Ciaphas Cain

crystal forum
#

as much as i love them they're barely known

arctic talon
#

also they sold decently well

#

mordians never got actual "modernish"

#

minis

#

And Vostroyans sold so badly they got pulled after like 2 years

crystal forum
#

lol

#

i wish valhallans return

#

but i also have proxies which are 10000 times better than anything GW would ever make

#

just for the rules though

jade holly
#

Is there a successor chapter of White Scars that are just pure bikers?

#

Like with armor painted like a hot rod?

idle knoll
shadow plover
#

Niche among niche

arctic talon
# idle knoll why didnt they sell?

Cadians, Steel Legion and Catachan way more popular. They costed more then those older sculpts + Siege of Vraks and Death Korps of Krieg came out literally like 3 months later

#

Oh also some of their minis were pewter

#

now granted those were some of the best damn pewter minis GW ever made

#

but it wasn't financially viable for GW to keep on making them

idle knoll
#

A shame. Imo they look quite cool

lapis verge
#

I fail to see how people not buy into Vostroyans ngl

#

Ironically I don't like Catachand cause they are literally Rambo ripoffs

arctic talon
#

I don't get it either

#

I love them lol

proven needle
wintry scarab
#

Watching some video about a nazi roblox cult and this is the bird they used as a substitute 💀

#

Also i just want to make sure im not crazy. Getting this sort of tattoo is like one of the dumbest things you could do. To a 40k fan its cool, to a normal person, youre a nazi.

shadow plover
#

yeah it is probably not the best tattoo to get

proven needle
queen laurel
#

one time there was a person here that kept denying that claim

#

And it was just an argument upon argument of trying to tell that person that what he was saying is stupid

wintry scarab
#

Maybe its just me but if i saw someone with a massive anime character on them, my first reaction would be to stay clear.

queen laurel
#

this is the same for me when it comes the black templar fans

#

Like yes they are people and there are good ones but like there is a reason why there are memes of them being atrocious

wintry scarab
gray umbra
#

Imperium of mankind has pretty cool tattoo designs but its hard to find one that doesnt make you look like a ss enjoyer

#

Im debating getting a mechanicus one on my wrist

crystal forum
#

an inquisition "I" would be cool

gray umbra
#

But otherwise going chaos

#

Darktide has one really cool design with the pauldron on one shoulder and the checkerboard pattern on the bicep

rocky gale
#

Surely nothing would go wrong if I got the Tempestus scion symbol tattooed on myself

crystal forum
#

get it right on the forehead

gray umbra
#

Get the inquisition eye tattoo right on your scalp/forehead

celest dome
gray umbra
#

And then when you donate hair to charity you can have a interesting conversation

rocky gale
#

Gotta get it on my palm so everyone I wave at can see it

gray umbra
crystal forum
#

you know what you enjoy

gray umbra
#

My tattoo, i can just be like its the ourboros and means infinity

#

Meanwhile the thousand sons

rocky gale
rose thorn
#

Once in a blue moon event; a good old world model

crystal forum
#

this is old world?

#

looks AOS

gray umbra
#

Hey its barding

rose thorn
wintry scarab
rose thorn
queen laurel
jade holly
wintry scarab
rose thorn
#

New whisper-merchant

#

Uh

#

Hm

#

It’s a

#

An accurate model

#

Lore wise whsiper merchants are basement dwellers that steal your data and sell it

#

Which xenos do you think is gonna get a designated book next?

rocky gale
#

More Deldar

rocky gale
rose thorn
#

Lmao

#

I have no fucking clue what’s wrong with FW resin

#

Like no other resin is anywhere near as bad as FW resin

#

For a quarter of the price

shadow plover
#

modern FW is pretty stellar to be honest

#

and the issue is more so with overused molds than the resin itself

rose thorn
#

Ahh

viral halo
spring cairn
#

welcome, cyberpunk netrunner

green loom
#

I got lost on the way to Karaz a Karak

viral halo
spring cairn
#

return to moria

viral halo
#

Is it any good or is it too woke

spring cairn
#

female dwarfs with no beards

#

woke

viral halo
#

How dare they

green loom
#

Combat's a bit choppy but still enjoyable enough

viral halo
#

I’d be interested in it

#

Love building

#

Love dorf

#

Love LOTR

green loom
#

I'm restoring the Westgate

#

Claiming Squatter's rights fr fr

#

Gimli said I could keep whatever I rebuild so

crystal forum
#

if i can't throw a dwarf over a bridge then why even bother

gray umbra
#

Only elves use bows

#

Dorfs use their fellow dorfs as projectiles

storm jungle
#

also crossbows

#

cough

celest dome
#

Also guns

rose thorn
#

Made them really good lol

storm jungle
#

🙏

green loom
#

This is me in my gaming chair

storm jungle
#

the goontide grindset is real

gray umbra
#

Getting ready to argue on reddit

rose thorn
# green loom

Someone who’s never played Warhammer about to correct someone for being a lesbian:

storm jungle
#

I hate it but its true

rose thorn
idle knoll
#

whats one thing got to do with the other

dusk patrol
#

It’s a joke

storm jungle
#

which is... more or less true

#

so Servoskull

idle knoll
forest orbit
#

I assume mag meant it in that most online 40k users also never actually play the game

#

which yeah also true lol

gray umbra
#

Theres tons of lore nerds

#

Or people who only play the games

#

Because admittedly the hobby itself is expensive

arctic talon
#

tbh

#

I don't mind if people don't play the tabletop

#

I just don't like people repeating memelore

#

or

#

reddit

gray umbra
#

I only got into the tabletop recently tbh. Turned out painting minis was actually kind of fun

rocky gale
#

Yea it's not really just "They don't play the game", it's more "They aren't actually invested in the Hobby" be that they don't play, collect or read

storm jungle
#

whats the word just... acting as if they got any leverage over what GW does/boycott them w/e tf

#

which is kind of sad in many levels 💀

arctic talon
#

boycott warhammer(custodes CP instantly sold out on launch)

storm jungle
#

KEK

#

Yeah a lot of people forget the majority of warhammer players literally do not give a shit.

#

They see cool toy, they buy cool toy. Simple as.

#

🗿

arctic talon
#

Last GW gave us data on who was buying stuff

#

over 60% just bought it to paint them lol

rocky gale
#

Boycotts against GW just don't work because...

#

Like the Blood Angels new releases were awful, most people agreed they were awful. But you still saw people on Reddit buying 15 boxes of the new Sanguinary Guard

idle knoll
rocky gale
#

Combat Patrol

hallow saddle
#

Cheese Pizza

rocky gale
#

Hank don't shorten Combat Patrol!!

storm jungle
#

ELITE

#

DONT DO IT ELITE

#

NOOOOOO

gray umbra
#

Me casually blowing 180 dollars on chaos cp at comicon

#

Oh wait

storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

boycotting GW doesnt work cause most of their models are so good

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

Well its more that the larger majority of the fandom does not give a shit. But that checks out too

queen laurel
#

well

rocky gale
#

Even the bad models will end up being someones favourite

#

and they'll buy 30

crystal forum
#

boycotting works when it's not 5 gamers who are just mad and stop buying stuff

hallow saddle
#

yeah thats true

gray umbra
#

I have to buy chosen, havocs, a rhino, 2 chaos lords and a cypher to finish my chaos army 😦

hallow saddle
#

boycotting works when its more than 1% of the "fandom"

rocky gale
#

Or the Meta will slightly change and all the wanabe pro players will buy 12 boxes of the new meta build model

hallow saddle
#

(the people who are upset arent even customers)

rocky gale
#

Remember when GW accidentally made Plasma Inceptors 15 pts cheaper due to a rule oversight and all the Pros went out and bought 9 boxes of them and then raged when GW realised their mistake and fixed the Pt cost a week later

#

I remember

hallow saddle
#

delicious

crystal forum
#

the community literally FOMO's itself

storm jungle
#

its the same everywhere

#

"Dont buy the product thats obviously bad"

gray umbra
#

Listen