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So either the SM was really lucky
Or the Multi-Las was bought from Temu
Probably both
I think it would've been neat if the SM like
Grabbed one of the poor fucking Cultists
And used him as an impromptu shield to absorb a bit more of the blows
Because 40k
That is mostly wank.
The marines are shown to be invincible so they get defeated by something absolutely alien and your perception of their invincibility gets lifted.
if they had no plot armor they'd have at least taken 1 or 2 casulties because the enemy was pretty well prepared for the most part
I know that las fire can cut off limbs
But maybe the additional body would've dispersed to heat to the flesh instead of the cersmite
Honestly I think it would've been interesting to see one of them get injured before the Psyker twins
Not dead or anything
But like maybe one of the Autocannon shots managed to cause a wound.
yeah the autocannon i can kinda get since their pauldron tanks it but the multilas bit was really dumb
Again
multiLas was bought off of Temu
I always thought that they should've done what I said before.
Intentionally use the cultists as meatshields
Grab one of them and force them to help tank the hits
It would show their brutality
Their ability to easily improvise
And how fucked up the Imperium is due to them immediately using an enemy as a God damn meatshield
animate it
They took more. There is one bit where like 5 get taken out by the psykers. But yeah. None died by the soldiers.
I mean
"taken out" is basically stumbling down
i meant dying

if sms cant take headshots, can they take backshots?
BRUH
can you believe somebody made good stuff without having GW dictate them how to put their socks on
to be fair at that point it was a fan project so no GW oversight
now that he is taken by GW we havent see Astartes 2 for almost three fucking years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A 4:27, 2 die. 4:50 another dies.
Disclaimer: Some viewers have reported mild siezures triggered by sounds in this video.
Parts 1 - 5 of the Astartes Project by Syama Pedersen, edited into one video for convenience. I played no part in the making of this film. All credit goes to the creator:
Astartes Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFMtdiQILuTZr22sKUeAOOA
Astartes Ani...
he isn't any more dilara what do you mean
Ok, so only 3 die but still. 3 die
Also hasnt he moved on? I know hes doing his own project now.
Theres only 5 marines during the insertion, none of them die.
Also yeah he has stopped doing anything remotely related to 40k after the GW cease and desist
sorry I mean
uh
"being hired"
dilara he's not working for them anymore
Oh, well those are some shit psykers for how threatening they look.
is your gun exalted?
Man, i never actually counted how many space marines acutally boarded in the short. Knowing none die to the psykers kinda really makes them feel a lot less threatening. Well that sucks and my day is ruined. 😦
yeah
dont worry this chapter of space marines is just thunder warriors
i can make shit up because they have no lore
I wonder how many mining charges they can take 

probably like 1
That’s what chaos failed at, they didn’t use enough pickaxes
juist spammin
500 terrorists
yk what would be funny
two factions fighting in a hive city who think their outnumbered and gunned
so they just stick to hit and runs
Just 24/7 guerilla warfare
Genestealer cults are genetically made to be superior guerilla warfare fighters
A battle between catachan and gsc would be never ending
zola is a gene stealer cultist change my mind
yeaaaa
Our saint reductus saboteur is uncontrollably impulsed to make improvised explosives
It’s like beavers have mental break downs when’s they hear running water
She has (a little) hair
Not on my computer settings
I CAN SEE HER EVERY PORE
Like 1 or two at most lol
Mining charges are meant for obliterating rocks lol
i read on reddit that space marines can take melta charges to the head
That
Literally is not possible
Melta charges literally blow holes in super heavy tanks
When they get stuck on
Maybe if they have a refractor field ig
And it’s not stuck directly on
Reddit moment
As a fellow user of Reddit, I hate Redditors
I literally seethe at then showing off their latest funkopops
That is utter propaganda 
Then again its Reddit
Where the collective stupidity of Man gathers and influences the Geller field
So basically
Torture is actually fairly ineffective
Usually people just say anything to get it to stop
So I wonder how many times
-An Inquistor or Acolyte or whatever tortures somebody
-They say some bullshit
-Tortured gets killed, they go with the bullshit info
-They get sent to a death trap and all die
who prompted this
string sentences together christ my screen is always filled when i come back
Among us
Idk man
I just think and words are typed

Sometimes not even the first part to be honest
Milk
🥛
All I’m saying is a battlemech would kill a space marine
I just wonder how many Space Marines, Guard, etc. would it take to take over the Earth
Modern Earth to be specific
Torture basically works in fiction for the sake of plot
so its unfortunately another "it doesnt matter" thing
theres a reason goons that get tortured just NEVER lie about anything
tho with 40k theres also the loophole of actually having people who can read your mind
Oh yeah true
I guess the reason why they don't just go to the mind reading firstly is just for some fun
Yeah pretty much.
Torture IRL is just more tricky and specific
people will say anything ot mak ethe pain stop but it can very much work just as well
some people just cannt/dont want to lie because they dont know these facts lol
Yeah I think my favorite subversion of this trope is in Justice League Unlimited.
Basically they tried torturing The Question for information. Asking him to tell "What he knows".
So he does. Everything he knows.
Basically he spouts out conspiracy theories
OH YOU MENTION JUSTICE LEAGUE
One of my fav interrogation methods from that
where Martian Manhunter is like
"Please try not to think of where your boss is hiding."
and the guy is like "OH NO"
he thinks it
instantly mind-read

Yeah JL and JLU is a really good series of shows.
Its PEAK
It's too bad DC hasn't really made a cartoon as good as it since then
Cause people don't read lore.
Most do, its often only the youngest who only have one.
Left first once they become a full battle brother. The right one generally happens after at some point.
Its not
It’s their final initiation called the Rite of Severance, prior to that they don’t tend to have bionics at all.
After that how they get more bionics and why varies, and depends on a lot of stuff. When a IH dies his squad gets first dibs on his bionic and after it’s given back to his clan and spread amongst them as seen fit. So they have stockpiles of bionics with various purposes and uses which marines might earn or take.
Generally the hands are visibly bionic if they are, but not always and the rest of the body is basically up to the artists choice of how visible it is.
Big axe
Should be noted too this is from the heresy where their bionics process was very different, although they typically still did have two bionic hands at least.
Very creatively called the Axe of Medusa. Generally given to the Voice of the Council, which has been Stronos for 3 centuries so it’s basically his.
Honestly it looks like it's made out of a giant gear
Cut in half
Its an Omnissian Axe.
Yeah true
Iron Hands uses them a lot, especially Iron Fathers.
For obvious reasons
I believe the Axe of Medusa has an AI in it which does funky stuff too but I can’t recall
Hates AI
Uses weapon with AI in it
"Bro trust me it's a machine spirit bro"

Classic Mechanicus
They have other AI too
They don’t really care
One of the clan Land Behemoths has a malevolent bloodthirsty AI in it they offer trophies too sate it
"MY CIRCUITS YEARN FOR BLOOD."
"Hey yo check out this hive tyrant head."
"... SATIATED FOR NOW."
"wanna play cards?"
"...OKAY."
Y'know this entirely unrelated to fucking anything.
But I always wondered why nobody tried making a zombie apocalypse happen in like
The 1920's
Like the military and society collapsing would make more sense there
I mean the Spanish flu happened back then. One of the deadliest pandemics in human history. And people... Kinda acted similarly to how we acted for the Coronavirus.
Except it was worse since it had a higher fatality rate.
Also no modern medicine
There probably is
Maybe, but it's probably some obscure book since usually zombie media takes place in the modern era/when it was made
Back on actual 40k talk now.
So apparently there is an instance of the flayer virus actually infecting tech priests that fucked around with infected Necrodermis
I wonder how much technology you need to get infected by it exactly
Like if you have a cybernetic arm. Does it just start punching you
i assume it would work like chaos scrap code and infect the rest of of you
How were the tau made?
someone told me they were made in order to basically prove a point of how bad every other faction is
you mean in universe or creative process?
universe
well there was the back story that they almost wiped themselves out until the ethereals came in and guided them
back then the imperium first saw them as cavemen
That were warring with each other
good morrow
what a way to wake up
it is 2 am for me

It’s 4 am and someone tagged me and woke me up
From Path of the Renegade:
"It appeared that the inhabitants of what came to be called Iron Thorn had been few and found themselves completely trapped in their sub-realm by the cataclysmic damage inflicted on the labyrinth dimension during the Fall. Some emergency or critical shortage of resources had forced them to take desperate measures to ensure their survival. In the end, either by accident or design, they had introduced a form of aggressively replicating nano-machinery into the environment of their sub-realm.
By the time the portals to Iron Thorn had been forced open by Vect’s forces no one could tell how long the tiny machines had been at work or what their original purpose had really been. It was only apparent that some weird strain of accelerated machine evolution had occurred over the centuries in Iron Thorn. The practical outcome was that the nano-machines had gradually converted almost everything in the sub-realm to a skeletal framework of pure iron.
The original inhabitants of Iron Thorn had survived after a fashion, although the curious machine half-life they exhibited bore little resemblance to that of their previous forms.The tyrant’s warriors had ruthlessly hunted down the ferric abominations and exterminated them wherever they could be found, but the altered beings had steadfastly refused to remain dead.
Eventually Vect had nominally incorporated the sub-realm into Commorragh simply to save face and sent his frustrated archons elsewhere to conquer more rewarding lands. Iron Thorn had become another of the many strange sub-realms of Commorragh that were generally shunned by the citizens of the eternal city.
Expeditions that entered such places were normally well-armed and of short duration."
skill issue
hard to see theses iron warriors like this
It was a mix of Iron Warriors and Black Legion
And Iron Warriors are CSM like anyone else, there’s gonna be guys with a more standard chaos look
They were forced into wearing the scho-
I mean legion colors
when my loyalist legion (my school bus) comes across a traitorous one (the school down a few blocks).
Also to TLDR;
Basically there is an entire sub realm of Dark Eldar that basically turned themselves into bootleg Necrons
Which I find both cool
And also really funny
Because now I'm justing imagining some random Drukhari soldier
Firing their shardcarbine at the Iron Thorn Deldar.
The Deldar regenerating within a second
And the cycle just
Repeats
The Iron Thorn Drukhari just stands there because it's soulless and all that junk
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
I love this community so much
Same
i never realized what's his name is former steel legion
If you're talking about Morrow you're going out the airlock
is he not?
He does have the jacket
He also talks about Armageddon
i thought most guard people do
I hear more about Cadia than Armageddon
true
also i just noticed the info about some moebian pants say that their camo is blue because they were fighting on an ocean world for a long time
i never would have thought
full of floating hive cities to be precise
Yea the guys we see hanging around at the starting areas of some missions with the blue gear, that's them.
i thought the blue was just generic slightly unique guard uniform
but no there's actual significance to it being blue
"whats his name"
Morrow is a g bro
put some respect on his name
im not good at names
Vincent Morrow I think
Our Vinnie
damn now i gotta rewatch this movie
Y'know
Once I die
I want my funeral to just play the most
ass music possible
So when my grave gets lowered, whoever's there is forced to listen to the worst songs made by mankind
and they can't fucking leave
because it's a funeral
Pop goes the weasel is my choice, but play it ominously
I know exactly what i'm playing in my funeral
Game:Sonic Chronicles: the Dark Brotherhood
Song:Central City
I´m doing request
There is actually a reason WHY it sounds so ass
There was a licensing issue and the guy who had to do the music had to redo the entire soundtrack in less than a week.
95% of the music in the game is complete ass
I want carry on my wayward son to play at my funeral
While my guitar gently weeps (Love version)
That would get people all misty eyed thinking of me
and then I'd play Octopus's Garden
Leave everyone standing there like
If atleast one person doesn't ask "Is this the right song?" I've failed
Anyone here played Rogue Trader? Trying to understand how the trading reputation works but they don't have their own discord anymore
Basically, will highering my reputation with e.g. Quartz-Krame affect my trading possibilities with only him, or other Tech-Priests/an entire faction, or with everyone in the game? I'm just hesitant to trade my entire cargo to get a Modified Bolter, Metronome, and Psychic Bodyglove unless it'll also help me with other characters/factions in the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoujdXqptnc You reminded me of Kobo of the Two Strings
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While My Guitar Gently Weeps · Regina Spektor
Kubo and the Two Strings (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
℗ 2016 Two Strings, LLC.
Arranger: Dario Marianelli
Performed By: Regina Spektor
Vocals: Regina Spektor
Writer: George Harrison
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I love every version of While my guitar gently weeps, but the Love version is just so peak
I dont think Ive listened to it
However Im a huge sucker for eastern/middle eastern instruments being used in songs, so I have my doubts it'll beat out Kobo's version
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
While My Guitar Gently Weeps · The Beatles
Love
℗ 2006 Calderstone Productions Limited (a division of Universal Music Group) / Apple Corps Ltd.
Released on: 2006-11-17
Associated Performer, Music Production, Producer: George Martin
Producer: Giles Martin
Composer Lyricist: George Harrison
Comp...
You will increase rep with the entire faction not the individual person
Yeah its pretty good
there's a bug when looking at stances that shows your current weapon instead of the default lasgun
which makes me wonder why tf the game dosnt just show your actual gun in hte stance
anyways i am now interested in moebian backstory
it's rare to see ocean world oriented regiments
Cause then they have to make an interaction system.
Like what happen if you instead have a pistol
Probably because of some weapons looking a bit more awkward
Like the Bolt Pistol
Of course they could model a different one where he just
Wields it with two hands
But Fatshark doesn't want to make an entire interaction system
And to be honest. I would like many other QoL features over that
Seriously why can't I get a better sight for some of these guns
Does the Omnissiah even ban editing the god damn sights
Or taping a flashlight?
Balancing factors
lore bros I need an answer
Are the purple eyes of the Cadians inheritable by offsprings?
Yes. Its genetic.
And also magic-based but mostly genetic, since they are essentially passing off a mutation.
Can Cadians have an over-expression of that allele?
Like their entire eye becomes purple instead of simply the iris?
Its just the iris as far as its been shown
Got it
Can they shoot purple laser beams from their eyes?

CAN THEY OR CAN THEY NOT EAT THE PURPLE DILARA
THERE IS A DEMOCRAT WARHAMMER 40K AD
Are they one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eaters?
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
IM GONNA DIE
WHAT IS TBIS AD
THE LAST 10 SECONDS WAS TALKING ABOUT TRUMP TRYING TO BAN PORN
IM WATCHING A MODDED MINECRAFT VIDEOO
Dear god pls, I already voted, please stop with the ads
I got spammed by 100s of bots for not voting, now I’m voted, and now I’m getting spammed with ads about who to vote for
Do the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries?

it unironically quoted r/dankhammer lore
💀
So that means New Cadians cam still pass off the purple eyes?
nice 
Have yall seen this lore excerpt xd
https://www.playdarktide.com/news/dukanes-journal
Average day in the office
ain't no way Dukane shit talked the rejects after we saved her, and the 53rd's ass, from a runaway train
I mean
thats how most military officers are
even IRL

pompous as fuck
Bitch doesnt know half the shit we get guts-deep into
Do yall think she's going to like
Be more of an ally or obstavle>
because im leaning towards obstacle
Like what is she on about regarding the warp corruption, lady you are fighting CHAOS SPAWN AND POXWALKERS what do you mean there's no warp corruption/chaos taint here
Very true🤣 \
Its very much Imperial copium since they cannot stomach being taken by surprise in their own capital world
As a playtester ill just say yall will see soon once we are done cooking.

You should see the officers over here, lots of them are scholars because of my country's policies. The young ones are (mostly) insufferable. the older ones keep to themselves
True, true, even the House Leaders had to see a big ass phage tree, and not the, oh i dont know, millions of poxwalkers, 100s of chaos spawn and a friggin breast of nurgle running around before they were like "hm maybe we should back up Grendyl"
Yep the classic case like real life, people dont wanna bother with obvious issues until it strats threatening where they sit on the table so nothing new there lol
I mean tbf she is literally employed to be mean
Shit talking is literally her job
Here's a funny question. Considering we've seen what a tzeentch incursion/uprising looks like with SM2, and a nurgle incursion look like with Daemonhunters and Darktide, how screwed would tertium be if instead of nurgle being the one to gain a foothold, Tertium got a Khorne or Slaanesh incursion xd
Yeah but still her being an blind bitch is not a requirement

not even Yarrick is like this
True

Then again it also shows why Ciaphias Cain is so famous
Mainly because he isn't a complete asshole
He just thinks he is
Yarrick is serious but reasonable
He will at least ask questions before doing a punishment
I do like Dukane in the sense that Fatshark is showing us what the generic hard-ass unreasonable Commissar looks like in a video game. We dont really have a 'famous' generic commisar in books/media, the famous ones are all reasonable
Which in 40k might as well be a fucking miracle
showing us the 'default' commissar and showing EXACTLY why the veteran rejects all hate commissars is refreshing
Being a good Commissar is basically
The right balance between being tough
And being reasonable
Unfortunately due to the Imperium being the Imperium
Reason is very very hard to come by
are there actually any books about what a slaanesh incursion looks like xd
In fact, Cain actually did try to desert in his first serious engagement.
He accidentally became a hero as a result
And also was the seed to plant his crippling impostor syndrome
I know theres a book, Legion of the Damned, that kinda shows what a khorne incursion looks like, it just kinda looks like 28 days later
Because despite being a genuine hero. He still thinks he's that coward that decided to desert out of genuine fear
Sevrina Raine is pretty "generic" in terms of how she acts
Raine is the closest we have to default Commissar we got in the novels
The Book Daemon World has an example of a city entirely dedicated to Slaanesh
Lemme post the long ass excerpt
Nvm too long I'll just link the fucking excerpt
Thanks. Btw the modified bolter has lower dmg but 1 more rate of fire than the regular one on my Argenta. Is the extra bullet worth it?
Y'all ever think this would've happened in like a feral world or whatever
"Ayo if I was there in that flying metal bird. I would've killed Horus with my boys. Me and the Emperor? We could've jumped him!"
The Sister just stares in utter confusion.
A guardsman whispers to her
Guardsman: "At least he's got the spirit?"
Sister: "Yeah it doesn't really count as Heresy. So I'll say it was a successful convert "
early game damagee matters more. but later on you want to maximize rate of fire
tldr normal bolter is better rn
yeah
But only for PVE
Have there been any examples of the GSC turning on the Tyranids and winning?
Thats basically impossible so no, never.
Never say never

Wait, has there ever been a genestealer cultist inquisitor before?
Id imagine they would get rooted out quickly before anything would happen
Not impossible though
There has been instances of the GSC realizing that
"Oh shit we've basically been worshipping our doomsday"
And fighting back
But even then, when that happens, that means the Tyranids are confident enough to forgo the whole connection thing.
And that they think that victory is inevitable
And usually it is
Of course, some GSC freely jump into the spawning pits.
In general the reaction varies
You can also become a rogue trader who has relations with an Eldar just like one of your ancestors. Also reactions from both Heinrix and Yirlet
To be fair I doubt many burials in the Imperium are up to code
Usually they don't even get a burial
I honestly remember a scene from like
A fucking Project Zomboid video of all things.
Where they held a mock funeral for somebody because it's a one life event. They were standing on somebody else's corpse
And they said
"Is this even his body?"
"It is now"
And now I really want to make that scene for Guardsmen lmao
Because they couldn't find their friend's corpse. They just dragged some other random guardsman and used his body for the mock funeral
Yeah but this is aboard a rogue trader ships crypt lol
Tbh I’m surprised you can’t loot a soul stone from the coffin
You can take a long rifle though
I guess out of respect since uh
I'm pretty sure at least one of the Eldar companions would tell you
I mean
"Oh yeah the soul stone? Prevents us from being eaten by chaos. Please don't fucking break it"

Yirlet trusts you enough in comorroagh
To let you grab the farseer trapped in the drukhari board game
Idk maybe the Drukhari would encourage you
Because Drukhari moment
"BREAK THE SOUL STONE. DO IT. IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY."
Ye
But it doesn’t let you nab it
You can give Yirlets soulstone if you kill her in comorroagh to the farseer
Also I'm now imagining like
A guardsman like finding a soul stone
And then idk using it to do something stupid
"Hey Jeff! Catch!"
This has happened before

It usually ends up with dead guardsmen
True
If they don’t hand over the shiny stone
"Go ahead, kill me you filthy Xenos. You still have to dig through my ass to get it."
- Guardsman Jeff last words
Imagine if you just eat it right in front of them
Sure you would doe
But it would be really funny
Tbh
Cutting someone open isn’t that bad for an aspect warrior
They worship khaine lol
True
The bloody handed god of murder
Khaine encourages torture unlike khorne(generally)
Honestly I feel like they would be friends if they weren't completely anathema to each other
Honestly I always found that part a bit weird cause like
What is the limit of spilling blood to the point where it counts as torture
So if I cut off someone's arm, and they're alive and screaming in pain. Would that count?
The aspect warriors generally avoid that part
On the otherhand drukhari incubi
Are big fans of the whole torture part
I mean it's not like Khaine can be mad at them
Because
Uh
He ain't exactly whole
Sharded
And also I'm at least 90% sure a good chunk of his shards died
With how much the Beast of Khaine gets
Fucking worfed
Wait if a Beast of Khaine dies, does the shard break?
Or does it just go to somewhere?
it just goes back to the craftworld
what if the craftworld fucking explodes
He has not blown up a craftworld
(yet)
reminding everyone about the variation of plasma gun fatshark is too scared to add
bear witness to the beauty of elysia!
I honestly think we need a fucking
auto shotty
So when it means self loading are we adding clips of shotgun shells ( like garand, other rifles but shotgun) or just plugging in more shells like a regular gun up top
im stupid i imagined the loading in my head bruh
wtf. The accatran isn’t automatic?
I mean maybe they're different variations to the ones in darktide since there are 3 different marks
these guard weapon sheets mean jack shit because the artists wrote whatever gun buzzwords they could think of
do not take them at face value
"photonic hydrogen" literally is incomprehensible
(also guard having a two man operated heavy bolter yet not having a single man operated heavy stubber despite it fitting perfectly in the WW2 british theme no less is still dumb)
You mean that the weapons design for this game often comes across as though the writers have no idea how weapons work? Say it isn't so.
not darktide
"This game' meaning 40k in general.
Question. Would our Darktide psykers all technically just be telekinesis/divination users
Darktide actually has some sensable designs.
I’m tryna make a dark heresy campaign and I got bored and I was looking through the spell lists
darktide is a hyper realistic shooter compared to most 40k media
I've spent the last two weeks trying to build an Only War campaign as well. Fun times.
would be funny if vet gets a grenade launcher before a melta gun
i would do anything for a power fist though
i want to punch my enemies
or plasma pistol actually
they seem to be a mix of pyromancy and Biomancy
pyromancy because we use a lot of warp fire
Still kinda want veteran to get the flamer
and Biomancy has a technique that is bio lightning
And we do use a lot of that
and smite is also biomancy
oh also telekinesis
I have no idea why Biomancy is called
Biomancy
Like you're telling me that shooting lightning
is somehow related to the body
humans have a bioelectric spark running on their body
They just magnify it and shoot it at someone
That spark must be magnified by like a thousand
me too but fatshark sucks
I guess that's what the warp does to you
yeah and psykers can be crazy powerful
i've never met one
a guy told me he could kill me with his mind once but i think he was a crackhead
I want the Vet to get a Las-Lock
Scriers gaze is Divination as well i think
Honestly, y'know how Genestealers use Mining Lasers
And how the Ogyrns have pickaxes
Damn our reject's psykers are pretty talented huh
Just have the Ogyrn use a mining laser
Ooh whats that?
yeah honestly psykers in darktide are just a hodgepodge of psychic divinations
Laser Musket
so there's not really a concrete way to build them
Literally just a fucking laser musket
single shot lasgun
I want Ogryn to get a lascannon
Thatd be interesting lol
Basically a more powerful shot in exchange for rate of fire
Return to the vt2 handgun
however we technically have that with the Helbore
Unfortunately the Helbore is kind of stinky last time I used it
no idea how the recent(ish) update made it
I mean yeah but I feel like the mining laser would fit the ogyrn a bit more
Due to how most of their weapons are makeshift as fuck
Hell yeah mining laser would be cool
real
although most of the time, GSC use them
probably cause the multiple arms help
still tho no reason for an ogyrn not to use one
im pretty sure this thing is just a melta gun stat wise
I mean it would be like one
Shooting a big fucking laser
effectiveness going down
from farther ranges
I could imagine it'd have to have a charge up time
also ogyrn uses pickaxes
so
Might as well complete the mining set
real talk why tf does zealot not have that flamer with a chainsaw bayonet
Probably like a heat mechanic too
you know the one
"It's not Call of Duty"
Basically Fatshark did plan for attachments but cut it
for
some reason
no its actually part of the miniature
again idk
maybe they're planning to add attachments back and make it so that the chainsaw bayonet returns
I hope
although I have to wonder how tf would you even use it
would you like
use the flamer as a smacking tool?
The long flamer…
cause most bayonets jut out to stab people with, this one doesn;t
you probably have to wield the flamer like a really
really cumbersome sword
Would it be useful to try and use the chainsaw when youre already holding a flamethrower lol
Vindictor Flamer would have to be a separate weapons and not simply an attachment
Black hair and Amber eyes
Even with the unearthed attachment system
morty has very pronounced cheek bones
Atm of the main discipline the only one not used at all is the Telepathy one.
Demonology and Theology ones (forgot their exact names) are also not ysed
yeah true
the psykers use four of the psychic disciplines
except telepathy because i don't really know how you can implement it
Brain Burst is kind of telepathy adjacent.
Though instead of the whole killed-their-mind aspect it has a more biomancy looking "I blew up their heads" result
i see it as more like Biomancy
Any sort of confusion effect that makes enemies attack a decoy or each other would be a decent way of showing off telepathy
wouldn't the shriek the Telepathy one
yeah but other than that i don't think telepathy has other skills
Dominate and Puppet Master could be nice abilities, turn enemies against each other
Telekinesis.
It's Crush
that will be a fun way to have a summoner class now that vermintide they have a necromancer
I don't see it as summons.
It's more a temporary thing you're using till it's dead
Hallucinations could also work as a more defensive one, creating clones of yourself that pull some of the aggro
yeah but it's basically a way for you to implement a minion mechanic
would be very fun to have a crusher as a bodyguard
Pet classes I really would want to see are Cyber-Mastiff, Servo Skulls and Servitor
I don't think you ought to be able to keep them, either they would die after a fixed time, or turn back again
Could work for a Skitarii Renegade class or something
Just that Skitarii doesn't work well
Tech Adept
As for the Mastiff I'd see it as the ability for a new branch on the Zealot
this bitch been too quiet
Hey chat
wassup
arent the drill-abbots the ones that run the scolas?
Personally I want psyker to get more pyromancy abilities
Technically using the inferno staff isn’t considered using pyromancy spells right?
Imagine if instead of telekine shield we got Wall of Fire
i mean it is
if you're doing only abilities that you fire with your hand
then of course no but
Or just make crushers spontaneously combust with Fire Storm
it would be unfair do not include the staffs
Oooooh well, I always thought how it worked was like
Psyker disciplines are the spells each psyker can cast without staffs
Staffs allow psykers to channel generic warp energy into whatever
So they don’t need to be proficient in that discipline
yeah it's just given to specific move sets for gameplay
Basically them using that type of attack on the staff is still them using the discipline
Right right
That’s true
I remember I managed to pull off a pyromancy/telepathy psyker once during a dark heresy campaign
Actual busted
I love how psykers operate in Dark Heresy tbh
Early levels are hell, because you’re probably like, new to using your psyker powers, you suck at them, you’re probably gonna mutate or blow up
Then after you level up, if you survive (unlikely) you become an absolute god
Most of the time yes
Big hamma
the idea of one of them being an inquisitor makes me laugh lol
i know
still funny, especially because you can have a sister of battle in your npc retinue
oh and i guess the crusader would also have been in the scola
so the idea of the drill abbot's retinue being his former wards in the scola is neat
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Crusader aren't really linked to the Scholla
wasnt sure
Another day another guard vs ork book
what
oh
its such a weird choice too
Hey GW not going out of their confort zone isn't weird
ngl this is my personal opinion but this is one of the ugliest book covers i've seen in 40k
doenst this book take plac eback when not alexander was younger?
the weird mix of photorealism and 40k style armour
it looks derpy
like a guy cosplaying
The skies of Fortuna Minor are illuminated briefly by a saviour pod making its flaming descent as the Imperial fleet in the void above retreats, beaten back by Orkish cunning. Those stranded on the planet are forced into labour by one of the many Speed Waaaghs! overrunning its surface, with no salvation in sight. But the person who emerges from the saviour pod is no ordinary man – he is the legendary Arcardian Leontus, Lord Solar of the Segmentum Solar, and he still intends to win this war against the Orks. Rob Young’s Leontus: Lord Solar is available to pre-order next week in a glorious special edition that is fittingly lavish for one of the Lord Solar’s rank.
Wow
It's literally just the Limited edition of the book
Nothing else for Preorder
Something big's coming
Oh wait it'll just be the Christmas Battleforce boxes
His face is weird but I love his armor
Thanks I hate it.
Didn't realise Warp Zone was still a thing tbh
I only remember them as the people who occasionaly did parody songs based off shows and games
He's doing his best sah
this chat's geosphere is too diverse i cant remember either
lmao
Who is seraphon?
age of sigmar lizard aztecs
whos image quality is dog shit for no reason
is it because of teh scales??
aztec lizards with dinosaurs and space sun cannons
w/ funny alligators and skink friends
rip spain
fr
they really need a pov book tbh
anyway im tyring to find out how the fuck do seraphon like
talk or have a society at all
they got retconned in 2nd edition
and are now are living creatures (mostly)
and the lex isnt up to date
they actually got a lot of side-rpg lore explaining the shit they do
its best if you ask the AOS lore subreddit
fair
i remember reading they got fucking embassies and shit
yea
they have scholars in hammerhal
and theres alot living under excelsis??
they appeared during siege (what ever fucking number) and then disappeared
leaving teh fucking freeguilds really fucking confused
sigmar bless excelsis, its gotta be my favorite city
yeah lizardmen are pretty livin' it up in AOS they just need more lore in general they are kinda underbaked
honestly their model line is peak, they only really have 1 unit that looks bad
sadly its their most important one lmao
LOL yeah 
okay aos discord answered my question
on how the fuck skinks talk
they just do
they are the only ones besides old ones that can talk talk
funfact, sauruses speak sign language
the old ones just, forgot to give them the ability to speak??
apparently?
LMAO
the top meme factions in aos gotta be seraphon, skaven, ossiarchs, and gloomspite lmao
ossiarch orFEC
They can say "Bok!"
the only fan we dont have here is votaan fan
They don’t even have a book
you dont have a book
We have day of ascension
Why is mouth washing filling my suggestion feed
I was gonna check it out til YouTube shorts spoiled the whole story and now I want nothing to do with it
I can’t handle this gif
aquilons have really replaced elysians huh
not really on the tabletop
you can't run them as battleline
maybe not yet
people do whole scion armies
we'll see
unless we get an aquillon command squad
and Scions get a deepstriking vehicle
they won't play like Elysians
would be fucking awesome
they'd play more like D-99
aquilons look cooler than elysians
what are D-99
Detachment 99
arent all elysians forge world
yeah
ye
well the sentinel wasn't
im not seeing elysians returning
until they released an elysian sentinel
prolly not till GW gets through the low hanging fruit
imo
Krieg, Catachan and then like
idfk
Steel Legion/Mordians/Vallhallans/vostroyans
pick one
steel legion probably has the most appeal
i dont like people saying you can kitbash krieg into steel legion
the other way around would work
but you cant fucking remove the gas mask and make goggles instead
why valhallans
Ciaphas Cain
as much as i love them they're barely known
also they sold decently well
mordians never got actual "modernish"
minis
And Vostroyans sold so badly they got pulled after like 2 years
lol
i wish valhallans return
but i also have proxies which are 10000 times better than anything GW would ever make
just for the rules though
Is there a successor chapter of White Scars that are just pure bikers?
Like with armor painted like a hot rod?
why didnt they sell?
Niche among niche
Cadians, Steel Legion and Catachan way more popular. They costed more then those older sculpts + Siege of Vraks and Death Korps of Krieg came out literally like 3 months later
Oh also some of their minis were pewter
now granted those were some of the best damn pewter minis GW ever made
but it wasn't financially viable for GW to keep on making them
A shame. Imo they look quite cool
I fail to see how people not buy into Vostroyans ngl
Ironically I don't like Catachand cause they are literally Rambo ripoffs

I don't get it either
I love them lol
You can just invent your own?
Watching some video about a nazi roblox cult and this is the bird they used as a substitute 💀
Also i just want to make sure im not crazy. Getting this sort of tattoo is like one of the dumbest things you could do. To a 40k fan its cool, to a normal person, youre a nazi.
yeah it is probably not the best tattoo to get
To be honest, also as a fan I would worry when meeting a person with such a tattoo.
one time there was a person here that kept denying that claim
And it was just an argument upon argument of trying to tell that person that what he was saying is stupid
I have a friend with a bunch of anime tattoos and i feel similar to that. Not my place to judge but i just know in the future its going to be a major regret.
Maybe its just me but if i saw someone with a massive anime character on them, my first reaction would be to stay clear.
It's one of those things where it can really depend sometimes a person just likes the character or something but like yeah you are also a bit warranted to avoid them because some of them are not the best
this is the same for me when it comes the black templar fans
Like yes they are people and there are good ones but like there is a reason why there are memes of them being atrocious
But then again, if it genuinely makes someone happy then good on them.
Imperium of mankind has pretty cool tattoo designs but its hard to find one that doesnt make you look like a ss enjoyer
Im debating getting a mechanicus one on my wrist
an inquisition "I" would be cool
But otherwise going chaos
Darktide has one really cool design with the pauldron on one shoulder and the checkerboard pattern on the bicep
get it right on the forehead
Get the inquisition eye tattoo right on your scalp/forehead
While I would consider anime tattoo to be quite cringing, I wouldn't have such a strong reaction.
Just a not my style reaction.
Though depend on what is depicted
And then when you donate hair to charity you can have a interesting conversation
Gotta get it on my palm so everyone I wave at can see it
For me its just like how would i explain to someone the huge anime bazongas
you know what you enjoy
My tattoo, i can just be like its the ourboros and means infinity
Meanwhile the thousand sons
I’ll draw a 1 in front of it so it looks like 100
Hey its barding
Because it’s a good model, depending on how the sprue looks I might kitbash him
Well yeah, obviously. Something like a small symbol is different then a full manga panel (my friend has a full manga panel). At least in my eyes. To me, i think it boils down to it just being a factor of how its viewed by others/the public and the personal significance it has to me.
Lmao
The full manga panel 
Looks like a good Duardin kit bash
Yeah I asked because u didn’t want to rip off something that already existed
Tbf, i may be calling it the wrong thing but its like an image of the character. One of those images that like takes up the whole page.
New whisper-merchant
Uh
Hm
It’s a
An accurate model
Lore wise whsiper merchants are basement dwellers that steal your data and sell it
Which xenos do you think is gonna get a designated book next?
More Deldar
Lmao
I have no fucking clue what’s wrong with FW resin
Like no other resin is anywhere near as bad as FW resin
For a quarter of the price
modern FW is pretty stellar to be honest
and the issue is more so with overused molds than the resin itself
Ahh
This is me in my goon cockpit
I got lost on the way to Karaz a Karak
What game is this
return to moria
Is it any good or is it too woke
How dare they
It's surprisingly good tbh
Combat's a bit choppy but still enjoyable enough
I'm restoring the Westgate
Claiming Squatter's rights fr fr
Gimli said I could keep whatever I rebuild so
remember to train for throwing your small frens at the gym
if i can't throw a dwarf over a bridge then why even bother
Also guns
Also shout out to the d aelves for stealing the old crossbow rules in AOS
Made them really good lol
🙏
the goontide grindset is real
Getting ready to argue on reddit
Someone who’s never played Warhammer about to correct someone for being a lesbian:
I hate it but its true
Weird they didn’t show the screens on the model
I dont get it
whats one thing got to do with the other
It’s a joke
That most online 40k users are bigots
which is... more or less true
so 
but it says someone whos never played warhammer
I assume mag meant it in that most online 40k users also never actually play the game
which yeah also true lol
Theres tons of lore nerds
Or people who only play the games
Because admittedly the hobby itself is expensive
tbh
I don't mind if people don't play the tabletop
I just don't like people repeating memelore
or
I only got into the tabletop recently tbh. Turned out painting minis was actually kind of fun
Yea it's not really just "They don't play the game", it's more "They aren't actually invested in the Hobby" be that they don't play, collect or read
Its more that the majority who dont play it act like uh
whats the word just... acting as if they got any leverage over what GW does/boycott them w/e tf
which is kind of sad in many levels 💀
KEK
Yeah a lot of people forget the majority of warhammer players literally do not give a shit.
They see cool toy, they buy cool toy. Simple as.
🗿
Last GW gave us data on who was buying stuff
over 60% just bought it to paint them lol
Boycotts against GW just don't work because...
Like the Blood Angels new releases were awful, most people agreed they were awful. But you still saw people on Reddit buying 15 boxes of the new Sanguinary Guard
wtf does cp mean here 
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boycotting GW doesnt work cause most of their models are so good
LOL
Well its more that the larger majority of the fandom does not give a shit. But that checks out too
well
boycotting works when it's not 5 gamers who are just mad and stop buying stuff
yeah thats true
I have to buy chosen, havocs, a rhino, 2 chaos lords and a cypher to finish my chaos army 😦
boycotting works when its more than 1% of the "fandom"
Or the Meta will slightly change and all the wanabe pro players will buy 12 boxes of the new meta build model
(the people who are upset arent even customers)
Remember when GW accidentally made Plasma Inceptors 15 pts cheaper due to a rule oversight and all the Pros went out and bought 9 boxes of them and then raged when GW realised their mistake and fixed the Pt cost a week later
I remember
delicious
the community literally FOMO's itself
great value comp players
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