Lol
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
Honestly a mutant in general would be funny
Either that or if you wanna go for Eldar.
You could go for an Eldar Titan
Basically Eldar Titans are controlled by a sibling pair
queen laurel
good one
queen laurel
Either that or if you wanna go for Eldar.
You could go for an Eldar Titan
yeah but
it doesn't have two heads just a spirit
tight stratus
Eldar are fun, dont see them around anywhere
opaque coyote
it doesn't have two heads just a spirit
True
Could have a different part talk.
opaque coyote
Eldar are fun, dont see them around anywhere
They are
Problem is that a good amount of their books are uh
Stinky
Avatar of Khaine somehow getting choked(?)
They are made out of metal btw
They bleed molten bronze
arctic talon
Problem is that a good amount of their books are uh
Path of the eldar is fine
For world building
Valedor is good
tight stratus
Do deamonhosts require this sigil on the forehead? What is this?
tight stratus
ohhh i should've known
arctic talon
Prolly part of the binding ritual
opaque coyote
Do deamonhosts require this sigil on the forehead? What is this?
I think it's this?
Nurgle's symbol
arctic talon
opaque coyote
Aka the Icon of Despair
This icon is surrounded by a miasma of disease and hopelessness, bombarding the minds of nearby enemies with visions of deaths.
Basically
If you go near it
You instantly have KSI's thick of it in your head
opaque coyote
not enough to break the shield of an determined ogryn
"I'M IN THE THICK OF IT EVERYBODY KNOW-"
"BY THE GOD EMPEROR TURN IT OFF AUUGH!"
"I dunno shouty, it sounds pretty good to me!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIR PODS ON!"
"what?"
rocky gale
You instantly have KSI's thick of it in your head
Rocking to the 1950s version
TIL that Dragon Age Veilguard has two different Collectors Editions and neither of them actually include the game
Peak EA
queen laurel
TIL that Dragon Age Veilguard has two different Collectors Editions and neither ...
I'm not an expert at the dragon age franchise but veilguard looks really generic
rocky gale
The first trailer was odd, but everything since has looked great
Gameplay trailer and all the deep dives have looked good
opaque coyote
Rocking to the 1950s version
Honestly if I were to be honestly honest
The lyrics aren't bad
It's the beat
The beat is ass
The ghost writer did make decent lyrics
storm jungle
Wait it wasnt live before?
shadow plover
no, you only could put on a reminder and the kickstarter itself launched tonight
storm jungle
Damn thats messed up
queen laurel
You guys wanna bet how much they can match warhammer fans in terms of being the worst?
shadow plover
it was ordained
crystal forum
i should make a lot of lore about a game i make and then pay youtubers to make lore videos
seems like free money
shadow plover
they've been pretty active at purging the bad actors and lots of them have turned on the game for being 'woke'
queen laurel
they've been pretty active at purging the bad actors and lots of them have turne...
Sheesh
storm jungle
they've been pretty active at purging the bad actors and lots of them have turne...
^
crystal forum
it's like 40k except it's actively using real religious iconography
storm jungle
there was a "uproar" from 40k chuds awhile ago about it
because they wanted to exodus to trench crusade after the femtodes stuff
queen laurel
there was a "uproar" from 40k chuds awhile ago about it
Babies keep crying what a surprise
languid meadow
shocker no one wants chronically online weirdos in their communities
crystal forum
that's my job
languid meadow
honestly can't wait to see what the official minis will look like (unless I missed them or something)
storm jungle
😔
crystal forum
they are doing the audacious approach of encouraging 3d printing
how dare they care about consumers
queen laurel
how dare they care about consumers
Jay this is not GW you can let go
shadow plover
honestly can't wait to see what the official minis will look like (unless I miss...
they're displayed in the kickstarter page
crystal forum
ok they're also making modular trench terrain
i'm sold
take all my momey
this is on their kickstarter lol
crystal forum
actually throwing your minis to show how durable they are
peak showmanship i want them all
crystal forum
watch the video he throws that exact model
queen laurel
watch the video he throws that exact model
i did
crystal forum
im asking you to react not stare blankly
arctic talon
and uh... the trench crusade dudes just went "we dont want you here"
Me when the company based out of California doesn’t like chuds(the woke mob strikes again)
Funny as shit
Lol
queen laurel
im asking you to react not stare blankly
Fuck you how about that
crystal forum
with pleasure
tight stratus
update on that sketch i was working on
added more to the zealot cause looked too simple
gonna add chains in post tho
turns out I hate drawing scripture books also
storm jungle
Lmfao this is great
gray umbra
Wokehammer amirite
tight stratus
Wait whats woke about it what did I do
queen laurel
Wait whats woke about it what did I do
Oh nothing Jackit i'm pretty sure is just late at the conversation
gray umbra
Ye
storm jungle
Wait whats woke about it what did I do
if you are gay we are banning you
its just how it is
🗿
queen laurel
if you are gay we are banning you
WOAH careful with the g word
languid meadow
goo
storm jungle
goo goo gaga
languid meadow
queen laurel
goo goo gaga
i'm gonna slam your head in so far down the floor
tight stratus
if you are gay we are banning you
im worse than gay I just love someone if we get along well, the other stuff came secondarily
arctic talon
Jacob Lash is an asshole
winter vessel
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1405364378/trench-crusade
This feels like a bad idea…I don’t know why
shadow plover
bad for you or bad for them
crystal forum
it's definitely going to piss off a lot of internet weirdos
because christianity isn't depicted as perfect and flawless
crystal forum
i've yet to meet an IRL christian who gives a shit. just internet weirdos trying to be mad at something
storm jungle
Yeah proper religious people just go "Yeah i understand this is fiction and its badass"
languid meadow
Life when you treat opinions of online weirdos less than dirt
gray umbra
Rage addiction is also a real thing
languid meadow
These models are so good though I can't wait to see some of the paintjobs people will do
gray umbra
But thats a people problem
crystal forum
i'm definitely pledging but i'll need some alcohol in my system
probably a 3d printing tier
winter vessel
I view it through the lens as an Evangelist myself. It’s always interesting to see them use elements of Judeo-Christian aspects and history. But it’ll most definitely draw negative nonsense from both sides. The Extremists and the Ignorant.
shadow plover
I suggested a friend group that we'd get the all in digital set because two of us have very high quality printers
crystal forum
it wont take long for all those files to be spread over the internet tbh
i just want these guys to have more money
shadow plover
sure, I'd gladly pay them
crystal forum
5 or so whole armies for the price of 1 battle force box from GW
queen laurel
sure, I'd gladly pay them
Are they gonna be one of those tabletop things where you can only have it in physical rule book or they gonna have PDFS
because this looks insane and i wanna read it
crystal forum
reminder that the pledge goal has been exceeded over 5 times
bless the tabletop community
shadow plover
Are they gonna be one of those tabletop things where you can only have it in phy...
both
gray umbra
Alright real question
shadow plover
the rules are already available
gray umbra
What do you use to play tabletop on, do you have your own gamer table or do you just use whatever
shadow plover
two foldable garden tables
soft thunder
These models are so good though I can't wait to see some of the paintjobs people...
Trench Crusader kickstarter opened up 
queen laurel
the rules are already available
I'm just gonna wait for a complete rule book to be finished because I need all that juicy lore
shadow plover
hide them in the closet when not gaming
the playtest rule set has plenty of lore already it seems
gray umbra
Someone is trying to convince me to get one of those tables with the wooden top
And im like bro thags 3k
shadow plover
I'd get one if I had the room for one probably
rocky gale
What do you use to play tabletop on, do you have your own gamer table or do you ...
Play?
arctic talon
What do you use to play tabletop on, do you have your own gamer table or do you ...
Bruh I just go to a LGS 💀
I don’t play in my own house aside from killteam
Which I just use a normal ass table for
shadow plover
Two of these bad boys and you're golden
arctic talon
Real
rose thorn
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1405364378/trench-crusade
oh i heard of this, i just looked throuhg it, im mildly bummed i dont liek any of the factiosn in it tho
shadow plover
a shame, I'm really digging the New Antioch and Trench Pilgrims
Heretic Legion is pretty neat too
shadow plover
but even if you're really not into any of them initially you can make any of them your own
queen laurel
a shame, I'm really digging the New Antioch and Trench Pilgrims
there is only one question in my mind which one is the most orkish faction
I'm talking straight up warmongering monsters that care little for tactics and are all about firepower
queen laurel
not really familiar enough with the lore to know
very well another time then
shadow plover
whats with the pregnant dogs
They're blood sacks, like a mosquitto
queen laurel
Bro this would make a killer nurgle obliterator
is this like a Communicant?
So far they're my favorite part of the setting
queen laurel
swore i meant these guys irl once
what
shadow plover
but how cool is this
rose thorn
yeah there is vidoes
rocky gale
Yoo Dilara got a model
gray umbra
Cone
rose thorn
crying in the club right now i dont like any of these model and i have no clue why
rose thorn
i like the sulnate alot more than eveyrthing else tbh
the yubazi captian probably my favorite model?
im sorry does his bird have tits
rocky gale
crying in the club right now i dont like any of these model and i have no clue w...
Yea, like I look at some of them and think "they're cool" but I don't actually want to own any of them
rose thorn
Yea, like I look at some of them and think "they're cool" but I don't actually w...
lmao
rocky gale
That does look like a betitted bird
rose thorn
this feels like something i would be obsessed with when i was 14
queen laurel
OK jerk if i'm to dumb down the factions this is Nurgle
this the imperium basically
rose thorn
also no america faction smh
queen laurel
and this is like chaos cultists or something
rose thorn
WAIT IS THIS TAHT SETTING WITH THAT MEME COMPLAINING ABOUT OVERLY COMPLCIATED ALT HISTORY LORE
shadow plover
Trench Pilgrims are very Imperium coded
rose thorn
and this is like chaos cultists or something
tit armor
rose thorn
this the imperium basically
I don’t like any of these guys besides the PM
queen laurel
I don’t like any of these guys besides the PM
Yeah aesthetically it is very hard to sell to someone who isn't into this type of stuff
rocky gale
Think Trench Pilgrims work best for me but it's still kinda ehhhhh
rose thorn
Think Trench Pilgrims work best for me but it's still kinda ehhhhh
THat nun’s ties are just hanging out
rocky gale
Yea
rose thorn
Yeah I don’t like this lmao
rocky gale
That's one of the things I really don't like
Like the one that isn't flashing me looks alright
rose thorn
There is a lot of tit and tit armor where it shouldn’t be
rocky gale
But like, why is that even an option
celest dome
Lamer version of Sister of Battle
rose thorn
Imma quote witch hunter
shadow plover
Yeah the bare chest variant is very why
rose thorn
Can’t believe they sculpted these models with 1 hand
rocky gale
Bare chested versions of shit is usually the tacky thing you find on Etsy, having it be official and made by the devs is a pretty big red flag for me.
rose thorn
Also why is there so much ww2 stuff in ww1 game
The heretic troops are ww2 German s
Yoemen are also weirdly ww2
rose thorn
Bare chested versions of shit is usually the tacky thing you find on Etsy, havin...
Same
queen laurel
I don't mind it but even the factions i like for myself aren't hitting something
rose thorn
The 1 faction I sorta liked had a eagle with tits
queen laurel
I guess the designs are just too serious for my taste
rose thorn
I’ll pass
queen laurel
It looks good definitely but like
rocky gale
I'd say if it lasts it will probably improve and drop some of the bad taste stuff
queen laurel
Yeah i think they're going hard for that religious fanaticism look but like even the darkest dungeon doesn't go this hard on that tits
rose thorn
Yeah i think they're going hard for that religious fanaticism look but like even...
The hornist thing in DD is a 2 second frame from a boss that looks like a dying fish
Lmao
queen laurel
The hornist thing in DD is a 2 second frame from a boss that looks like a dying ...
Yep and they still conveyed like the religious fanaticism
rose thorn
Meanwhile in black reliquary, the first enemies you fight have tits so big they can’t swim in water
queen laurel
Aspect of somethings
queen laurel
I’d get if, 1 factions
Yeah like the t*** on random things doesn't really make sense
I know they go hard on religion and stuff for this one but like
What does tits signify
rose thorn
Nothing
languid meadow
a bit of things in religious context but like idk how any of them fit in this context
especially bird boobies
arctic talon
The hornist thing in DD is a 2 second frame from a boss that looks like a dying ...
The ideal female form
rose thorn
I think they picked their audience which doenst include me lmao
rose thorn
The ideal female form
YESSS
rocky gale
The ideal female form
True
arctic talon
Meanwhile in black reliquary, the first enemies you fight have tits so big they ...
I like black reliquary's gameplay + rebalancing
crystal forum
if i wanted a porn game i'd play a porn game
rose thorn
large chunk of the asthetics though
The mod team also hates it lmao, when they finish the mod they are gonna drop a mod for it that replaces all the art
arctic talon
in any case at least it goes both ways lol
arctic talon
For sexualizing of like the enemies
arctic talon
Idk anything about the artist
rose thorn
He made a mod called the omen seeker, who’s just a better shield breaker which is fine, but gave her huge tits
shell mason
why you hating
rose thorn
So people made a mod to make her tits like
Not huge
And he threw a huge fit and threatened to sue
rose thorn
The man is a touch less virgin
shell mason
stop licking yo lips and answer
rose thorn
stop licking yo lips and answer
Huh?
shell mason
I need answer my boi
rocky gale
stop licking yo lips and answer
Stop being a weirdo
rose thorn
Man is a touchless virgin who threatened people who tried to make his art less horny
Lmao
languid meadow
insanity
shell mason
you clearly don't have taste in youtube content
Larmoth I mean
arctic talon
the only faction I universally like the designs of in black reliquary are like
crystal forum
suing somebody over modding while you don't even own the original IP is certainly shooting yourself in the foot
shell mason
Man is a touchless virgin who threatened people who tried to make his art less h...
Valid take
rose thorn
He also caused other issues in the community too but idk about that
arctic talon
the kvarotz lol
shell mason
I'm only into the game
arctic talon
shell mason
shell mason
I need to draw more eldritch horror
crystal forum
perspective is wack
shell mason
Your perspective is wack
languid meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1291815590297866331/ezgif-7-8f58465034.gif
arctic talon
But yeah I think Darkest Dungeon 1's cultists designs generally suck
personally
compared to Darkest Dungeon 2
rose thorn
Agreed
rose thorn
It’s very mid but meh
shell mason
I like DD1 more than two
crystal forum
i like how they went even harder on the style in the second
rose thorn
I love both but I like 2 more lol
shell mason
arctic talon
everything about 2 is better but the like
actual roguelite imo
I enjoy the combat in 2 far more then 1
shell mason
Ew
rose thorn
2 is actually balanced
shell mason
what does that even mean
arctic talon
the game's combat system has a simple truth
Max stun, max speed
You will always win as long as you follow those rules lol
assuming you don't get some really bad rng
crystal forum
1 combat is not fun unless you played it many times before and know what to expect. i dont think roguelites should strive to do that. the difficulty should be constant and the skill overcomes obstacles instead of predicting them
arctic talon
1's combat is more fun before I learned the optimal strategy lol
arctic talon
????
shell mason
?
arctic talon
idk 1 is pretty figured out balance wise(unfortuntely)
crystal forum
as we all know FTL is the best roguelike to ever exist and i will fight anybody who says otherwise
arctic talon
which is why the Thing From The Stars
is designed the way it is lol
its to directly counter the optimal way to play DD1
shell mason
as we all know FTL is the best roguelike to ever exist and i will fight anybody ...
FTL?
arctic talon
Faster Then Light
crystal forum
look at this bozo
shell mason
Ew
rose thorn
as we all know FTL is the best roguelike to ever exist and i will fight anybody ...
Agreed
arctic talon
like
the devs for DD1 are aware that the combat system is "solved"
its kind of unfortunate imo
rose thorn
Darkest dungeon 2 is built around your team synergy
shell mason
everything else is garbage
crystal forum
notice i said roguelike not roguelite
arctic talon
DD2 also doesn't have stuns everywhere lol
rose thorn
Darkest dungeon 1 just needs your guys to be the best they can be except for make builds
crystal forum
it is not
shell mason
You statement falls apart
crystal forum
the meta progression only affects the starting conditions
rose thorn
you have meta progression
Oh yeah lol
arctic talon
Rougelike would have 0 meta progression
crystal forum
i disagree
crystal forum
otherwise many roguelikes would be cancelled out of the caregory
shell mason
i disagree
crystal forum
im pretty sure fucking rogue itself had different starts
arctic talon
must be like Rogue
yeah but they were all unlocked
from the start
lol
thats the key
shell mason
crystal forum
by that definition i guess
arctic talon
Yeah Roguelike means no meta progression to me
shell mason
your statement at this point
crystal forum
i see roguelites more like enter the gungeon where the progression makes it easiwr
shell mason
In all honesty I've been playing alot more Warframe since getting the Auric Exemplar naturally
crystal forum
you know, the game might even be impossible to beat without progression which i do not like
those kinds of games
the game should be beatable on first try
shell mason
Warframe and Buckshot Roulette multi-player
crystal forum
i was surprised that returnal is decent
the price is wack though
and the story is odd to say the least
arctic talon
my biggest complaint is its not a great Roguelite overall
crystal forum
i bought it because of the jacob geller video
shell mason
along side more quests
crystal forum
but tbh his reviews are pretty casual
like he said evil within 2 is good and uh
i did not like
arctic talon
subjective taste moment
crystal forum
there's some creators that literally never miss
arctic talon
Peak design tbh
crystal forum
like sseth
crystal forum
every game i bought from sseth reviews were amazing
crystal forum
speaking of prices
online content theoretically keeps the game even more filled with content than release
arctic talon
every game i bought from sseth reviews were amazing
including League of Legends/hj
crystal forum
he has his shill videos
like world of tanks and war thunder
which he did one after the other
direct competitors
languid meadow
get that bag
arctic talon
his League of Legends videos aren't shill ones though
he just plays the game
fortunately/unfortunately
lol
crystal forum
lol
his video referencing whippets made me learn how dumb british druggies are
now americans do it
shell mason
However Crow country, and mouthwashing are on my to buy list
crystal forum
just smoke weed my broskies the brain damage isn't required to get high
rose thorn
Peak design tbh
I wanna see him hit the griddy
rose thorn
speaking of prices
It’s a port btw
languid meadow
I know
rose thorn
Lmao
crystal forum
speaking of playstation bullshit i wonder how good the playstation vr is
languid meadow
of a game over ten years old by now
crystal forum
is it really that old
languid meadow
14 years
rose thorn
Hey chat, can someone explain design creep?
arctic talon
in what context
crystal forum
when game designers follow you home
arctic talon
generally speaking design/scope creep is when something keeps on growing after a project starts
and it gets out of control
rose thorn
Ah
shell mason
think Apex legends
crystal forum
100% a gamer term
rose thorn
I heard someone throw around warhammer is suffering from design creep but I have no clue what that means lmao
rose thorn
think Apex legends
arctic talon
I heard someone throw around warhammer is suffering from design creep but I have...
def not imo
40k doesn't suffer from scope creep
rose thorn
Rainbow 6 is the ultimate example I can think of
arctic talon
40k doesn't try to keep on one upping itself
rose thorn
Fair
arctic talon
and constantly make more without closing out existing stuff
Scope creep is most commonly seen for like
coding projects though lol
not games/settings
rose thorn
Lmao
crystal forum
@languid meadow i cant open steam on my work laptop but check price
shell mason
<:TheHorror:1258442958521503784>
or even worse fortnite
arctic talon
Fortnite is arguably scope creep
rose thorn
Isn’t Fortnite actually balanced
rose thorn
Lmao
shell mason
We would have Titanfall 3 by now if it wasn't for Apex
rose thorn
Literally starting rainbow six siege from scratch without spending money is hell
And it’s a 30 dollar game lol
arctic talon
oh you know whats a perfect example
rose thorn
why is it even a pack
Discount :3
arctic talon
of something that suffers from scope creep
Star Citizen
lol
that is an example of scope creep
rose thorn
OH is that the game that’s like
crystal forum
Discount :3
5% off of 600$ woah what a deal
rose thorn
15 game modes in one
arctic talon
Anthem also suffered from scope creep
god that games development cycle was horrifying lol
arctic talon
you can do that
rose thorn
Aren’t like the servers for 90% of these games dead
crystal forum
thx for doxing your country
languid meadow
crystal forum
Aren’t like the servers for 90% of these games dead
some arent even online
activision store is funny
you can buy discs of these games for pennies
like fuck you
crystal forum
not for half the games in that bundle
arctic talon
I heard someone throw around warhammer is suffering from design creep but I have...
If they mean design creep as in game balance thats also just blatently false
tbh
rose thorn
physical digital media
crystal forum
mind you
this bundle is like 50% games made before 2015
for that amount of money
rose thorn
If they mean design creep as in game balance thats also just blatently false
Honestly GSC feel under designed compared to other editions
arctic talon
in any case GW doesn't suffer from scope creep because they aren't stupid
rose thorn
And that’s the faction that needs the most roles
arctic talon
as a company
and they have an actual solid plan they're following
even if its annoying sometimes
shell mason
My whole wishlist
rose thorn
Oh they had a plan in 1st edition
REALLY?!
arctic talon
Yeah
it was to port everything from WHFB over
and then replace them in chunks
and they didn't really do much else other then port everything from WHFB over
and then stormcast and blades of khorne
rose thorn
Lmao
Yeha
I’m excited for the cult ambush rework
I really hope it still isn’t rng based hell
arctic talon
I think a blood tide/faith dice system is best for it lol
like have a huge pool of "points"
that you roll/get
and then you can spend them
rose thorn
Yeah
Man I’m so annoyed GSC are a melee army right now lmao
It’s so weird
I feel like alot of stuff doenst play into the GSC fantasy? Which idk if that’s a problem for other factions right now
rose thorn
and then you can spend them
Watch it be something insane that satisfies no one
arctic talon
lol
arctic talon
I feel like alot of stuff doenst play into the GSC fantasy? Which idk if that’s ...
thats pretty normal rn
lol
rose thorn
Ah
shell mason
I fucking hate the GSC
rose thorn
I fucking hate the GSC
Why?
storm jungle
We cant all have taste
rose thorn
Lmao
storm jungle
rose thorn
Oh yeha balloons tower defense card storm released today 
rose thorn
Yesterday
languid meadow
DUNE 2 is so peak
viral halo
Dune your mom
languid meadow
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-deadlock-dead-lock-abrams-gif-1965662900681557133
What’s deadlock?
viral halo
What’s deadlock?
some valve game that's coming out
rose thorn
Oh
rose thorn
50/50 changes of being the best game ever or literal unplayable
viral halo
Moba is a dead genre, no idea why they keep pumping into it
rose thorn
overrated as hell
viral halo
nothing will ever be better than heroes of the storm
arctic talon
Moba is a dead genre, no idea why they keep pumping into it
die
Heroes of the Storm got shot in the leg by Blizzard
viral halo
No idea how people outside of Korea find League or Dota playable as videogames
arctic talon
then had both legs sawed off
arctic talon
No idea how people outside of Korea find League or Dota playable as videogames
They're fun
arctic talon
(What’s a moba again?)
Mobile online battle arena, aka Leauge/Dota
rose thorn
OHHH
arctic talon
Heroes of the Storm is literally just Blizzards cope that they couldn't steal Dota All Stars
fucks sake its original name was Blizzard All Stars 💀
shell mason
Seeking freedom from a oppressive power not realizing their being controlled by a even worse power is overrated as hell
rose thorn
Nintendo apparently made a really good moba
rose thorn
Seeking freedom from a oppressive power not realizing their being controlled by ...
@storm jungle
shell mason
rose thorn
Seeking freedom from a oppressive power not realizing their being controlled by ...
Aren’t you a guard player?
shell mason
Veteran and DG player
storm jungle
Seeking freedom from a oppressive power not realizing their being controlled by ...
So basically the Imperium.
arctic talon
anyways Deadlock is like
rose thorn
I love my purple terrorist
rose thorn
the only 3d MOBA to be good lol
Yay!
arctic talon
the fucking 3d environment
instead of being a standard top down MOBA
but from a third person point of view
arctic talon
yeah Smite is a 3d MOBA except like
it doesn't really play like one
it doesn't use the Z axis at all really
shell mason
only difference is that the DG know their being controlled
arctic talon
at least not anymore then League or Dota
rose thorn
I mained isntar
rose thorn
only difference is that the DG know their being controlled
There is, a lot of differences
A; rebellion vibes, very based
B; fighting for a good cause
C; xd lmao pipe bombes
rose thorn
idk my favorite character in League is Kog'maw
I was so bad at league I couldn’t enjoy it lol
arctic talon
Understandable lol
rose thorn
is it just like *dead*
its in development hell im pretty sure
arctic talon
oof
rose thorn
i think it was supposed to release a few montsh gao let me check
oh
its 23 dollars
my bad 30 dollars
for,
rose thorn
a remake of a game
arctic talon
LOL
rose thorn
yeah
rose thorn
hopefully it uh, doenst cost money when it releases
also nothing carreis over between smite and smite 2
shell mason
A; rebellion vibes, very based
B; fighting for a good cause
C; xd lmao pipe bom...
mfer do you think
THIS IS A GOOD CAUSE?!?!?
rose thorn
achem, a life time of slave labor
or at least 3 days of freedom
at best hundreds of years
of freedom
living in the imperium is a hell so horrible, that the GSC are probably in the right
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-genestealer-warhammer40k-genestealer-cults-big-...
angel <3
shell mason
have you even seen what a world that's controlled by the GSC looks like?
rose thorn
have you even seen what a world that's controlled by the GSC looks like?
yes?
ive read the books lmao
rose thorn
paradise planets are hell for the working class
the imperium is hell for everyone who isnt the elite
eat the rich
shell mason
you sound like the type of person that would buy a 50 dollar shirt that says "Eat the Rich"
rose thorn
you sound like the type of person that would buy a 50 dollar shirt that says "Ea...
i cant affprd a 50 dollar shirt
jade holly
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-genestealer-warhammer40k-genestealer-cults-big-...
Considering the other fates one could have in 40k?
Not exactly the worst way to go
rose thorn
being big munched
crystal forum
can we ban children from phones pls thanks
shell mason
can we ban children from phones pls thanks
yes
jade holly
also eat the rich as in literal lmao
Eat the rich
Eat the poor
Eat anyone I’m fucking starving
jade holly
MOBA costing $$$
That’s just for alpha, it ain’t officially out yet until like next year when it goes F2P
I’ve known Hirez’s antics for a while now
shell mason
The Eat the rich term as been so used it's lost all meaning
jade holly
Some skins from Smite 1 are being ported over and they exclusively cost the legacy currency you got from your days in smite 1
crystal forum
child, phone, ban, etc
jade holly
so it’s not all bad
shell mason
child, phone, ban, etc
do it
jade holly
The Eat the rich term as been so used it's lost all meaning
A lot of things have been used so much they lost meaning
Like Literally
No one ever uses it correctly these days
shell mason
exactly
arctic talon
That’s just for alpha, it ain’t officially out yet until like next year when it ...
Guh
crystal forum
we gatekeeping proverbs
shell mason
same people that say it are the same that skimp out on their taxes
crystal forum
anybody i dislike uses this
shell mason
yes
arctic talon
anybody i dislike uses this
die
crystal forum
there's a hub cap in front of my gym
rose thorn
there's a hub cap in front of my gym
new warhammer terrain!
arctic talon
there's a hub cap in front of my gym
free midboard terrain
rose thorn
thinking eldar or tau
shell mason
What?
rose thorn
for type of terrain it could be
shell mason
how would you even?
rose thorn
i can see putting some antennas on top of the bolts
and then bam
instant telecommunicaitons center
rose thorn
that's like half a board
moment
(for context he causes mortal wounds when someone is near a terrain piece)
crystal forum
what
crystal forum
wtf kind of bullshit is that
arctic talon
Its fine in AoS
rose thorn
yeah
arctic talon
mortals are everywhere
and there's less terrain
its meant to punish camping faction terrain
primarily
rose thorn
i never knew ye
its not very op but in 3rd it was so fuckjng funny
what was it, 6 inches of a terrain piece ?
arctic talon
never trust a S2D player to set up terrain lmao
if a S2D player asks that I'm asking to see their fucking list first LOL
crystal forum
what edition is aos even at right meow
shell mason
Remember that one dude that got a cool ass sword for doing a legendary kitbash?
crystal forum
i didnt know it went all the way to 9th
scenic bolt
aos is 4th
shell mason
Age of sigmar is 4th
crystal forum
but horus heresy uses a different thing
crystal forum
they call it 2.0 like it's software
rose thorn
what edition is aos even at right meow
4th
rose thorn
because my brain got confused when referring to 'last edition'
shell mason
still waiting for 6th edition for dnd
arctic talon
also applies to slyvaneth but its not as bad
Sylvaneth can't steal terrain anymore
So its not really a big deal anymore lol
crystal forum
because my brain got confused when referring to 'last edition'
fantasy brained girlfailure
rose thorn
So its not really a big deal anymore lol
their named dude on the cricket can
rose thorn
but its not good
crystal forum
it's magic i aint gotta explain shit
arctic talon
mfw a nice old fort gets crushed to dust by a bunch of vines and a bunch of Sylvaneth come crawling out of it
rose thorn
lmao
i wish sylvaneth didnt need you to buy terrain in order ot use any of their rules
crystal forum
isn't terrain the easiest thing to kitbash
rose thorn
isn't terrain the easiest thing to kitbash
it has a very specific base that people will bitch about if you dont have righ t
luckily you can buy the base on etsy
arctic talon
isn't terrain the easiest thing to kitbash
Yesn't
For sylvaneth its annoying due to base profile
you need a lot of Sylvnaeth faction terrain
since you can't just steal terrain easily anymore
crystal forum
40k terrain: i cut a soda can in half, cut firing ports in it and spray painted it. bunker
viral halo
We talking about woke of sigmar again
rose thorn
and gw is certanily annoyed lol, they have to make sure all of their premade battleplans can fir it
rose thorn
We talking about woke of sigmar again
you didnt even get the meme rihgt lmao
viral halo
you didnt even get the meme rihgt lmao
I just like saying the word it's meaningless to me
arctic talon
why did God make a large chunk of the Land around Noxus unarable rocky land
crystal forum
because it's obnoxious
arctic talon
🥁
shell mason
why did God make a large chunk of the Land around Noxus unarable rocky land
Tactical advantage
crystal forum
let's starve ourselves, that'll show the enemy
arctic talon
tbf
its not an issue they can't most crops near the capitol
they just fucking import the food from towns/city's around it
crystal forum
wtf kind of siege doesn't cut off the means of supply
arctic talon
wtf kind of siege doesn't cut off the means of supply
If a siege reaches the Immortal Bastion then something has clearly gone horribly wrong is noxian logic
and at that point they deserve to fall
crystal forum
poison the river
that's like the #1 thing to do in a siege of a city that isn't next to a large fresh body of water
arctic talon
The Immortal Bastion has a massive freshwater Spring under it
now granted said freshwater spring is also like
right next to a horrifying Tomb
but like
its drinkable(probably)
crystal forum
mmmh corpse fluids
arctic talon
The immortal bastion is very defensible
excluding the whole
no proper food source thing
now granted I think most Noxians wouldn't blink if they had to eat someone else
crystal forum
really? i thought the name meant it's easily penetrable
arctic talon
because they're psycopaths a meritocracy
arctic talon
really? i thought the name meant it's easily penetrable
its called that because no one has disturbed the tomb its built over lol
crystal forum
can i ask why they built over a tomb in the first place
arctic talon
#1 to stop Mordekaiser from coming back to life so they can constantly keep eyes on it
#2 because it was where most of the remaining Noxii tribes were after they killed mordekaiser
#3 mordekaiser had already built the start of a city there
arctic talon
its a prison yeah
Mordekaiser is a bloodthirsty warlord who killed 80% of the population on Valoran before being stopped
and then he got revived by some necromancers who tried to control him
and then he slaughtered them all
and started another mass genocide
And then he got killed and properly seperated from his "body"
crystal forum
and then he got revived by some necromancers who tried to control him
holy shit it's wolverine
arctic talon
but a solid chunk of Noxus's things are so that they can prepare for Mordekaisers inevitable return
because Mordekaiser has been building an army while dead
crystal forum
so trying to siege the immortal bastion is dumb af?
arctic talon
I mean its smart if you want to get rid of Noxus
its a terrible idea if you don't know about Mordekaiser
crystal forum
and release a bloodthirsty warlord
arctic talon
A bloodthirsty warlord and an entire army of millions of undead bound to metal bodies yes
crystal forum
holy shit necrons
arctic talon
idk I think someone could take him
crystal forum
i would die
molten schooner
Does the 40k universe have any happy endings at all or is there just endless war
arctic talon
Does the 40k universe have any happy endings at all or is there just endless war
There's happy endings for individual people
but like
happy by 40k standards lol
molten schooner
Everyone still dies I guess
crystal forum
and then goes to suffer in the warp
crystal forum
if it's a bitch then i can fuck it
storm jungle
molten schooner
Life is a bitch then they die.
That’s why we get high
crystal forum
hell yeah
arctic talon
so trying to siege the immortal bastion is dumb af?
Also Noxus does use necromancy so...... even if the defenders "die" they can be brought back as competent fighters
but they don't use child soldiers or slavery
I guess
crystal forum
Also Noxus does use necromancy so...... even if the defenders "die" they can be ...
sounds like a perfect halloween costume
crystal forum
i have spray primer
arctic talon
fun fact the undead are great meatshields for your living soldiers
since you can just bring them right back(assuming no traumatic brain damage)
crystal forum
give them only helmet armour so they live
like a 3 inch thick helmet
if they lose their body then you have a soccer ball
arctic talon
💀
Noxian undead are weird
they don't shove the soul back into the corpse
they just turn the brain back on
to varying success depending on the age of the corpse
preserved/fresh bodies work best
opaque coyote
Surprisingly moral for necromancers
arctic talon
well
necromancy isn't viewed in a super positive light in Noxus
its just a tool in their toolbox
but sometimes you need to desecrate a few corpses to win a war
its not like you're tearing their soul out of the afterlife either
opaque coyote
its not like you're tearing their soul out of the afterlife either
So basically it just "revives" their body not soul
Got it
arctic talon
yeah
gray umbra
Does the 40k universe have any happy endings at all or is there just endless war
only way chaos can really be defeated is if humans go extinct supposedly
but thats based off some xenos prophecy that probably is half right as always
arctic talon
Got it
but Noxus is a multi cultural + multi ethnic, militaristic, imperialistic, merocratic, kind of hellhole.
opaque coyote
only way chaos can really be defeated is if humans go extinct supposedly
Eldar
Tau
minor Xenos races
Tyranids (technically doesn't count but they're fucking awful so...)
gray umbra
tyranids eating everything is also an option lol
opaque coyote
I do like the theory that they might've been sent by a few old ones that managed to escape the whole War in Heaven
Basically to clear the board and start over
Of course, nobody in the 40k verse dies without trying to fight against it
opaque coyote
but Noxus is a multi cultural + multi ethnic, militaristic, imperialistic, meroc...
So
Starship Troopers
The movie version
opaque coyote
What series is the noxus from
arctic talon
It used to be a facist state until the previous leader was uh
opaque coyote
I'M MELTING
arctic talon
deposed of
gray umbra
league lore is actually pretty decent
opaque coyote
AUUUG-
opaque coyote
and by deposed of
Mussolini'd
opaque coyote
I mean he literally got torn to pieces by a bunch of crows
Yup
arctic talon
he wasn't upside down
arctic talon
Demacia is homophobic hates mages(not as much anymore after a civil war)
opaque coyote
Noxus is a democracy/republic
The "Helldivers" type or is it actually a democracy
arctic talon
Actual democracy
opaque coyote
Too bad it still sounds like a shit show
opaque coyote
But at least it's a shit show trying to improve itself
arctic talon
then as a common person
which is ironic
since usually you'd assume the commoners get the worst of it
in a fantasy setting
gray umbra
commoners is just "join the military, if you're good enough you get to be a commander"
arctic talon
Noxian politics is cut throat in a military sense
you join the military or you fuel the war effort some other way
farming, smithing, ect.
gray umbra
yeah next thing you know you're a sacrifice for blood mages
opaque coyote
Noxian politics is cut throat in a military sense
So
Basically Chinese Dynasty Cutthroatness mixed with Democracy
Along with some Helldivers mixed in
Sounds awful
arctic talon
hey chat I wonder if they use blood magic
