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[opaque coyote]

It's basically blatant plagiarism at points

[tough haven]

Well I knew all that already, I just didn’t know what they guy looked like

[arctic talon]

what is any existing IP but plagiarism

[opaque coyote]

Oreo moment

[arctic talon]

rip Hydrox

also ngl

Hydrod are WAY BETTER

lol

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also World of Warcraft's Lich King is literally just Sauron

And Sauron is Satan with cool armor

Actually I'd argue Sauron is cooler than Satan

Bro literally had God directly intervene to try and kill him but he still stayed alive

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I am tempted to try them lmao

See if they actually taste better

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I honestly wondered if making Bayformers Prime another go would be interesting

Basically giving him an actual explicit motive for doing all of that shit

[rocky gale]

You mean Akallabêth?

Because that was more about punishing those that worshipped Melkor and defied Eru by attempting to sail West to Valinor rather than attempting to kill Sauron

[green loom]

When I grow up I'm going to buy some LOTR armour

[rocky gale]

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Melkor the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Númenóreans would tell you." Tar-Mairon seducing
Ar-Pharazôn during the Second Age

[rose thorn]

Every day I see a dnd YouTuber quote warhammer lore from r/dankhammer

Every day I grow more spiteful towards the internet

[viral halo]

every day I get more and more into battletech and less and less into warhammer

[rose thorn]

Thank fuck AOS isn’t in this hell

I need to get into battletech tbh lol

[viral halo]

it's awesome

[shell mason]

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[rose thorn]

Yee I know, I picked up some mechs a while ago but never got around to painting them

[viral halo]

just pick up the book "decision at thunder rift" and read from there

[rose thorn]

Lmao thank you

The only thing I know about battletech is people got really pissed about aliens existing

[viral halo]

I dont even remember there being aliens

Battletech is game of thrones in space with gritty combined arms warfare and battlemechs that are more like tanks

[wintry scarab]

Btw whats up with these black eyes? iirc it was a vermintide bundle thing but im wondering if there is some lore behind it

[celest dome]

Tattoo ?

[storm jungle]

...can people tattoo their eyes?

[celest dome]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Jesus christ

[celest dome]

Is it stupid

Also yes

[storm jungle]

yeah I just googled

[storm jungle]

wow its literally the same thing what the fuck

[wintry scarab]

Didnt even think of that

[shell mason]

yes

[storm jungle]

shut

[shell mason]

Yes

[storm jungle]

no

[shell mason]

You can't change the truth Witchfinder

[viral halo]

Yea it's part of the "permanently unemployed" starter kit

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

I'm anti tattoo

[shell mason]

Don't me

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/baja-blast-gif-820080344769328293

[celest dome]

Face tattoo do make employment quite more difficult

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/no-regrets-no-ragrets-same-yolo-we-are-the-millers-gif-4961595

[shell mason]

It's like getting the Buddhist swastika tattoo

[storm jungle]

to be fair you are safe with that unless you are in anywhere but asia lol

[rocky gale]

Reminds me, there was a contestant on a British reality show who had one of those and was like "Please guys, I swear got it as the Buddhist symbol of peace, love and unity"

[shell mason]

it's tragic

[rocky gale]

To be fair it was like legit the proper peace version and not the other one, plus he was very open and was basically telling people about it and explaining himself and apologising if it bothered anyone right away.

But still, risky tattoo

[viral halo]

There's a bodybuilder at my gym with SS lightning bolts on his chest lol

[rocky gale]

[green loom]

King Durin....

[rocky gale]

Which one?

[green loom]

I think this one is Number 4

This is 3

[rocky gale]

Yea he's 3

[green loom]

Tempted to watch the whole thing just for this scene ong

[spring cairn]

he juts like flash macquieen

[soft thunder]

anyone know what black colored wraith knights symbolize/mean? Fro biel-tan if that matters

[celest dome]

Skathach Wraithknight?

[rose thorn]

Irl eldar!

[storm jungle]

No

more like IRL freaktide

[rose thorn]

damn

lmao

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

I feel like the people who made the amazing 9th edition GSC codex all got put down out back and had someone who hates genestealer cults made the new one

I’m trying to get back into 40k, why the fuck is the patriarch an over sized genestealer

Honestly besides nids I heard most of the xenos codexes are garbage so far

[storm jungle]

Thats literally what it is 😩

[rose thorn]

Yeah but before he was he was a nutty wizard too, so you had the choice to go melee ham or melt the enemy. Now his only psychic ability is a battle shock test and he can only lead normal genestealers.

You went from a Demi god to a melee profile lmao

A good melee profile with infiltrate

But he doesn’t play into the fantasy anymore

Well I wonder how other faction’s living Demi gods are doing

Sniper with a faction redeploy, melee
Void dragon is a good murder box

Ghaz is very funny it seems

Damn

[rose thorn]

it was a space god wizard tho

[soft thunder]

Maybe, I should look at what loadout they had in the book to narrow it down

[crystal forum]

why do you have so many crying emojis mag

[outer wave]

@rose thorn Got a question for ya, one I asked this chat some days ago but got buried out eventually as topics changed: how would you feel if Tyranids/GSCs got a named character in the form of a Morghur-esque Primus/Magus that keeps reincarnating despite death from conventional means or by reabsorption of a world by a hive fleet?

[rose thorn]

I think a named normal nid would be better instead of a named genestealer cultist

There is a GSC that worships old one eye

For example

[outer wave]

Oh really?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[outer wave]

Thats rad

[rose thorn]

It is on mcragg lmao

[outer wave]

Lmao

[rose thorn]

Also I keep forgetting the parasite is a named character

[outer wave]

The who what?

[celest dome]

A named Lictor would make a lot of sense

[rose thorn]

The parasite of mortrex

[rose thorn]

Ooo yeah

[celest dome]

As they are quite independent

[outer wave]

So are genestealers tbf

Could have named variants of those two

[rose thorn]

The death leaper is a named character too actually

[rose thorn]

Oh never mind parasite isn’t an epic hero anymore

Weird

[outer wave]

Who's parasite?

[rose thorn]

Parasite of of mortrex

He makes diseases

[tough haven]

so you can take 3?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

I swore he was unique before

Never mind

He was a fast attack character

[wintry scarab]

Wait, so can every peice of gear be brought up to item lvl500 now?

[hallow plover]

Yes

[shell mason]

sup nerds

[crisp heath]

Do space marine bolter and guardsmen bolter use the same ammunition?

Or are the space marine bolsters bigger in ammo and weapon size?

[celest dome]

Both use 0.75 caliber.
Unclear if they are the same length though

SM Bolter are larger in appearance though

[crystal forum]

for ann intents and purposes, guard bolters are the same as space marine bolters but smaller

[rose thorn]

hey chat when does 40k do there updates?

[rocky gale]

What kinda updates?

[rose thorn]

dataslate

aka when over half of the gsc codex becomes incorrect

genestealer cult basically getting 2 codexes in 1 edition

[rocky gale]

Uhh

Like every quarter I think

Sooner if there's a big issue with a certain faction

[rose thorn]

Oh okay

[arctic talon]

every quarter, except we're getting a bonus slate in Winter

[rose thorn]

Yay

[opaque coyote]

Most guardsmen use the Heavy Bolter as a Heavy Machine Gun on a stand

So yes

If you're talking about handheld bolters. Well, also yes.

Darktide Bolters are actually from the Adeptus Arbites

They're smaller and have less capacity

Oh yeah also fun fact

Apparently guardsmen give the Heavy Bolter the name

"back breaker"

Simply because carrying the thing and it's ammo is a hard task

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/-_EWoAAu_QU?si=VFikQBBM2QgcKsyK

[rose thorn]

I found a video that perfectly explains 40k YouTube content atm but it’s attached to a schlatt YouTube short

So sorry

https://youtube.com/shorts/KcYrIwZ1Hrs?si=cffEx07wbcHB_9aU

This is basically warhammer 40k YouTube content it’s so fucking funny

[crisp heath]

So in dawn of war 3, the orks and the imperium actually work together to fight a common foe at the end

Has this ever happened before in books or something

Besides Cain being silly

I feel like it’s really out of character for all parties involved lol

Also are the leagues their own faction or part of the imperium? And if so do they deal with the inquisition?

[crystal forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xjZrWpA4NrM?si=qqm7OM2BpCfaO8bs

[queen laurel]

yes, lore wise their have been ork Mercenaries running around

one clan even has this type of specialty being the Blood Axes

[crystal forum]

do orks canonically hate themselves for failing to conquer armageddon just because of an old man who's missing an eye

because they should

[queen laurel]

No they find it as one of the best spots of fighting in the galaxy

orks also for some reason can sense and always find where the planet is

[crystal forum]

isn't that because of the beast lore

[queen laurel]

no it used to be an ork empire and was the last planet the emperor fought in

Like that's the only connection that explains why they can seem to always find the bloody place

[crystal forum]

yes, the beast's empire

it's where the beast died

they renamed the planet after and moved it

why? because fuck you

[queen laurel]

yeah that's it but like it seems that whatever the old orks left in there keeps attracting more of them

It has gotten to the point where the imperium just like **** it we're gonna have to fight them everyday

it has become a literal battleground for orks the imperium and khorne

[arctic talon]

Leagues of Votann are their own faction

[robust zephyr]

Do flesh tearers use any helmet markings or colors like the other legions? Like the blood angels proper using a yellow or in some case holden helms?

[rotund sparrow]

has anyone noticed if events in Space Marine II are mentioned in game? because i keep getting new vocab being heard in dialogues like "traitors" (chaos?)

[celest dome]

While there are new voice lines every update, I don't think any have been in relation with other games

[rose thorn]

I don’t think cain has ever worked with orks, but it has happened before i think against necrons mainly. But in Dawn of War an inquisitor hired orks for something before they betrayed her right after

There are merc core orks

[queen laurel]

yep my Favorite ork clan Blood Axes

[crisp heath]

He told an orc “we kill them, then each other” and it worked to great effect once

[rose thorn]

Oh okay

(I don’t like cain I will slander his existence)

[crisp heath]

Gods silliest clown

Fighting the funniest battles

[queen laurel]

but yes to answer your question mercenary orks are a thing

imployed mostly by the imperium

[crisp heath]

What do you pay an orc?

[rose thorn]

The writers make him all tongue in cheek, books about silly character are fine my problem is is, I fucking hate tiktok warhammer, and he’s just a meme, and his books get rereleased every 4 months

[queen laurel]

Teef, Weapons, scrap, tech

[celest dome]

Loots, weapons, bulk materials

[queen laurel]

random materials

[crisp heath]

So kinda like paying an ogryn lol

Besides the teeth

[rose thorn]

No?

[crisp heath]

Give em fun weapons and food

Give an orc fun weapons and teeth

[rose thorn]

That’s apart of the uniform

[queen laurel]

yeah they are basically slaves to be honest

[rose thorn]

You pay them in the commissar equivalent of head pats

[rose thorn]

Shout out to Necromunda’s ogryn slave gangs

[queen laurel]

yep they are learning to rise up

[rose thorn]

I hope their core box comes back into existence some time soon

[tough haven]

I love this video both because it makes fun of these types of videos very well, while also being an accurate depiction of the ork mindset

https://youtu.be/FTuxj5dZT6M?si=X8apsKCtWcV6MRnw

“I will inconvenience random people at every possible opportunity”

“I have the most teef in my tribe, due to my illegal gambling and phony construction business, i’z also a lone wolf, cause my tribe kicked me out due to my illegal gambling and phony construction business”

[gray umbra]

Donald Krump

[tough haven]

No please, don’t put that out into the noosphere

[paper haven]

Too late.

[gray umbra]

"We're gonna build a waagh, gitz, a big beautiful waagh"

And the imperium is going to pay for it

[crisp heath]

So real for this

[opaque coyote]

(Both are evil regardless)

[raven stone]

Chaos Lore is like...cool looking and thematic villains supported by the worst teenage daddy issues backstories.

[dusk patrol]

Night Lords are perfect, the point is they’re losers

[rose thorn]

In lore GSC vs Nightlords would probably be hell lmao

The two loser factions

[opaque coyote]

The Night Lords books are weird

Like at some points you almost forget that they are

Fucking torturers

That wear human skin

[rose thorn]

And hyper cannibals

[dusk patrol]

Well that’s cause ADB is a coward and makes them kind nice to offset it then makes them sad when they’re torturing people

[opaque coyote]

And then at other points it's 100% apparent

[dusk patrol]

Shows how easy we are to manipulate tbh

All you need is one scene of a dude patting a kid on the head and you can sorta like him

[opaque coyote]

To be honest I actually like it in most instances because it sort of goes into their viewpoint

[rose thorn]

‘Guys the NL are the least evil legion, they only killed 1 guy to take over a planet’

[opaque coyote]

Yes, even the worst murderers have humanity

They don't have a lot of ir

But they do

Which is infinitely terrifying

[rose thorn]

NL and Alpha legion have like the most consistent low kill count take overs in HH lmao

[opaque coyote]

Hitler and Stalin were people.

Awful, terrible, people but people nonetheless

And denying that they were means denying that a person can fall that far

[gray umbra]

I think in the trilogy they had to make first claw or specifically talos a goody two shoes because hes the main pov

[opaque coyote]

Same thing for the Night Angels

[gray umbra]

It is weird though

[rose thorn]

?

[opaque coyote]

I mean night lords

I talked about blood angels like a minute ago

Sorry

[rose thorn]

There were good NL, I think for like the first generation they were cops and stuff

[opaque coyote]

[rose thorn]

Before the planet fell to hell

And there was a company of loyal NL

I believe

[opaque coyote]

Alpha Legion do so because they prefer manipulating when they can.

Night Lords just like torturing people and the compliance is just a bonus

[rocky gale]

Most people wear human skin tbh

[rose thorn]

Yeah that’s the meme

[gray umbra]

Yeah i mostly mean the dichotonomy of the book where they talk about nl marines being murderers and then talos is like "whos a good navigator. You are"

Like uzas and the third claw boys

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that part is weird.

[rose thorn]

It’s a NL and a Flesh tearer ‘one of these space marines is a trader’

[opaque coyote]

The worst part about that is that I've seen that argument seriously used

And even in the most pragmatic viewpoint. It doesn't work because it's noted that as soon as the Night Lords leave

The planet basically falls apart

[gray umbra]

Lol they talk about their legion honor and then proceed to betray everyone and steal everything not nailed down

[rose thorn]

People will do anything to side with Slav marines

[opaque coyote]

It's like a bunch of kids having their parents leave them alone in the house

[gray umbra]

"Clad in midnight" crayon eater noises

[opaque coyote]

"LET'S PARTY"

[opaque coyote]

Genetic kleptomania

I think the funniest part is that after Konrad dies

Most of the NLs are like

"QUICK STEAL HIS SHIT"

I think only one went after the assassin

[gray umbra]

It was talos yeah

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah and also killed them

But it's funny to imagine Talos being lile

"Look brothers. I killed our Father's murderer."

"Eh. Look at these shiny claws I got!"

"Hey! That's mine"

"Suck it up Brother Klepto. You got his pauldrons."

[small grail]

lion vs rogal whod win

[gray umbra]

Lion

[crisp heath]

Lion kinda sweeps he’s crazy

Except kurze and Corvus probably

He doesn’t do well with enemies that hide as kurze made very evident

[gray umbra]

I think lion was able to outmaneuver curzes prescience at some point

[crisp heath]

Average 40k writer

“Yeah this character can somewhat see the future and knows what’s gonna happen, but I’ll be prepared for that and beat it” like how tf?

I know what your gonna do is plan for what I’m gonna do so I’m going to plan around you knowing what I’ll do type shit lol

[gray umbra]

40k is practically an anime in alot of points

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's like a combination of marvel comic tier writing with anime sprinkled on the side from time to time

[celest dome]

And Crossed level of gross stuff

[queen laurel]

Yep

[dusk patrol]

Curze’s precog wasn’t consistent often and also primarchs do some wacky shit with stuff like that

Like the Lion faking out his precog because primarchs are bullshit.

Plus, generally with 40k any sort of future seeing tends to be unreliable or dangerous to play around with

[queen laurel]

It doesn't also help the fact that martially he's practically considered one of the best if not the best

Like socially speaking he's not the greatest but in war and being a general and stuff like that and fighting

Very few can meet him in that department

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he was definitely up there.

Tbh I do like the idea of him actually being able to fake out precog by like, projecting what he’s gonna do into the warp or whatever but then not doing that.

Basically a warp feint

It’s a fairly neat way to have someone best precog that makes sense within the rules of it

[queen laurel]

I felt like he basically just went like kratos versus heimdar where precognition ain't s*** if you can't react on it

[dusk patrol]

Iirc it was more Curze was overly relying on it and he realized the Lion could do that so he couldn’t trust it anymore

So it became more of a real fight

Precog is so OP it’s fun when there’s an interesting counter to it

[queen laurel]

I prefer the kratos way of overwhelming your opponent to the point that they precognition isn't going to help them

[dusk patrol]

Yeah that’s a fun one too.

[gray umbra]

Its confirmed all the primarchs are latent psykers right?

[dusk patrol]

Yes

They’re all warp beings

[gray umbra]

Yeah

[dusk patrol]

I remember there’s a short somewhere of a Deathwatch Techmarine who uses a specific attack technique against a harlequin to beat its speed and reaction, by just attacking all around it all at once with his weapons and servo harness

Basically, you can’t dodge if there’s nowhere to dodge

I like when they go into stuff like that, where the tactics feel like someone came up with them in universe and it makes sense

And it doesn’t take away from the Harlequin since in order to even hit him a dude with two weapons each and and like five appendages has to attack with all seven at once to ensure he hits him.

[wintry scarab]

They still havent fixed this things reload animation and its so damn annoying. 😦

[celest dome]

Have you ever read what the channel name is ?

[wintry scarab]

Well, yeah fair enough but half the time, at least from what ive seen, people talk about random shit in this channel.

[celest dome]

I would suggest this in theorycrafting

[shell mason]

Mr partypooper over here

[rose thorn]

Hey what are some good inspiration for ‘sorta paramilitary pirate’ vibes. I know nothing about irl weapons and stuff so I’m kinda at a dead end

[raven stone]

I mean, what setting are you working with here?

[rose thorn]

40k

[raven stone]

Actually 40k, or just contemporary era fiction?

Human or not?

[rose thorn]

I need to make a color scheme for my space pirates GSC

And kit bash ideas

[raven stone]

OK, space pirates GSC.

You might need to look at actual Guard/Naval armsmen minis

Orlock minis could represent low ranking deck hands

[rose thorn]

Fun fact house orlock use GSC equipment

In their artwork

[raven stone]

Lol

[rose thorn]

There was an official kitbash guide for orlock a while ago and it’s just buy a gsc biker box

But yeha the GSC armor looks like the old art of void suits too

[raven stone]

If you want your bald Cultists, Delaque is another choice (but IMHO not buff enough for deck handsc like Orlock)

There are also some "random unaligned hanger on gangers" box set Necro mini

[rose thorn]

I was planning to do the orlock thing, with some of my spare admech bjts

[raven stone]

Yea...Paint theme, I would guess black and purple.

[rose thorn]

The outcasts? Yeha they just got a GSC variant box too

Gonna mix the heads in with the rest for void scum gsc

[raven stone]

GSC leans towards purple as a whole, and black is just referencing pirate black flag

[rose thorn]

My main concern is the brood brothers and characters

[raven stone]

I mean, it depends on how much you want them to actually have 3 arms

[rose thorn]

And color scheme

[raven stone]

Color, black and purple

Black for pirate flag, purple for generic GSC faction thene

[rose thorn]

I had a greyish blue and red scheme but I ended up not liking it

[raven stone]

Well, black and violet

If you are OK with your characters not having 3 arms

You can use Commissar/Orlock gang leader conversions

Commissar because Imperial Naval ships do have them

[rose thorn]

Yeah the 3 arms thing isn’t as common as u world think

It’s mainly for characters

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-five-metalgear-gif-4271203

[raven stone]

An infected Commissar leading pirates

I think if you put your mind to it

[rose thorn]

Holy shit amazing point

[raven stone]

You can create great things from that

[gray umbra]

Ex IG regiment who turned mercenaries and then got infected?

Or pirates

[raven stone]

Pirates, but Commissars do have a void presence

[rose thorn]

Pirates, they became pirates after their planetary governor left with 98% of the planet’s wealth

[rose thorn]

Yee

[raven stone]

Also PDF forces also have Commissars

So not that big of a stretch either

In fact, Pirate themed GSC that is a GSC twisted mirror of Tanith First and Only

Given the way you are setting it up

[rose thorn]

Cadians and krieg are too like

Clean I guess?

They need to not look so official

They stole their military equipment

[raven stone]

Led by an infected Commissar who is the main leader.

I would suggest Orlock Ganger for your needs TBH

[rose thorn]

Instead of being infected gaurd

[raven stone]

Just uniformed enough to have some consistency

[rose thorn]

True

[raven stone]

But not enough to look THAT clean

[rose thorn]

I have uh, krieg KT that I’m gonna give one of those military scarves and fuck up the cloaks a bit

The catachan are pretty good as is, just a head seal

The karskin I think should look nice, they are the bridge guard

They are like the captain’s guards lmao

[gray umbra]

Maybe some of the blooded?

[rose thorn]

Thought of that but they are too recognizable as chaos

[opaque coyote]

[gray umbra]

Yeah i was thinking just filing off some of the chaos bits and using green stuff

[jade holly]

What’s up with Knight Houses?

[arctic talon]

They’re like multiple noble houses

They’re like Knights in space

[celest dome]

Basically rich houses from planet where Knights were kept on

[jade holly]

Cause I can’t find the houses on the lexicanum

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/List_of_Knight_Houses

Have you tried googling.

[rose thorn]

In his defense it’s really unorganized, if you google it it will take you to like 3 different lists

Same thing for space marines

Took me forever to find the HH space marine companies

[opaque coyote]

Horsus

[opaque coyote]

Also for some reason they put Lexicanium in like

The 5th google slot

Damn fandom

[jade holly]

Damn

I’m blind

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

WE AT 45 FOLLOWERS ON TWITCH

let's gooo

[rose thorn]

“Hey beloveds, welcome to Seer_425 today on stream we will play polybius”

[arctic talon]

"hello chat today we are going to find out if someone decides to run from death or just let nature take its course, as all long time viewers know running from death gets you mauled to death by a giant wolf"

[gray umbra]

"Hello rejects, zeroturtle here and we're going to do a 24 hr stream for charity playing veteran"

[arctic talon]

LOL

you could not pay me to play plasma gun + power sword veteran ngl

that shit is

[gray umbra]

We are playing smite psyker for 24 hrs straight

[arctic talon]

ngl

Smite psyker is at least funny

even if it trivalizes stuff

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-movies-animation-nicktoons-nickelodeon-gif-16452379

I have been enjoying infinite crit left click psyker

[arctic talon]

I have been playing a lot of crusher Zealot ngl

because I get to turn my brain off

[dusk patrol]

Worrying about “weak points” and “armor” is for nerds

[viral halo]

The new call of duty is okay

[tough haven]

Norse mythology moment

[arctic talon]

Lol

[crystal forum]

man even damnation players fucking suck at train

how hard is it to cover the guy with the bomb

[tough haven]

A smite build might be fun, like the blitz ability?

[arctic talon]

Smite is kind of mind numbing

But the vfx and sfx make it not

And yeah it’s the blitz

[crystal forum]

kind of annoying that the steel legion officer helmet is only for zealot

also can we all agree that the chem uniform sucks

[rose thorn]

I wonder how many warhammer models have been canceled

[crystal forum]

a lot of trash

what gets released is the most commercially viable stuff

[arctic talon]

A chunk I’d guess

[versed ledge]

Hey hey people, we can add scopes and grips to our weapons now?

[tough haven]

We haven’t heard anything about the 40K show yet right?

[lapis verge]

We have a 40k show?

WHERE

[crystal forum]

it's the henry cavill lead project, fellow furry

[crystal forum]

get THE FUCK outta here

[opaque coyote]

The Kutna Hora Bone Church
(Sedlec Ossuary / Kostnice v Sedlci)

Capela dos Ossos of Campo Maior, Portugal

"Our bones that are here for yours are waiting". is what the plaque says

i like to call this

"imperium core" lmao

[rocky gale]

Former workers have said a bunch of stuff gets made and is basically put in the cupboard for “later”

So they have a backlog of things which could be released at any time if they need something

So it’s less cancelled and more just put into storage just incase

Sometimes they end up as exclusive or limited or commemorative minis, and sometimes they end up getting bundled with other minis as “that’ll do release”

[full bane]

It's coupled with GW's generally long release cycles too.

[celest dome]

Wonder what the 'oldest' model they have in storage is and how old it is

[full bane]

I remember seeing a leak for the Jain Zar in plastic back in 2015 or 2016.

Which was 4 or 5 years before the box set with the Eldar vs Sisters came out.

[arctic talon]

That would probably have gone to the new castellan Crowe mini

He was done in 2014 at NUscale

Lol

[dry epoch]

I would lay money on it being stuck forever in development hell because GW won’t want to give an inch on changes to the core IP.

[storm jungle]

^

[gray umbra]

Im curious what amazon is trying to change

Or would be

[storm jungle]

Hard to tell tbh.

I doubt its like a Boys situation where the main IP was legit a pile of shit and changing it was universally praised.

[gray umbra]

I just think it would be funny if it ended up being an astartes flick and amazon execs wanted a femarine

[storm jungle]

Doubt it.

[queen laurel]

warhammer ain't as bad as The original the boys

so i think the changes will be very minimal

[storm jungle]

Its probably just GW being nitpicky about dumber stuff

they do this a lot

[queen laurel]

But then again even the most minut of detail is enough to enrage GW

[storm jungle]

Never forget the ork discord bot that needs approval from GW on what it can/cant say

[queen laurel]

please no

[gray umbra]

Dear god

[storm jungle]

YEP

Its said in a public channel too

fucking insane

[queen laurel]

yeah they are very very keen on the details

to the point that even the smallest change is gonna take awhile

[gray umbra]

But they cant tell me if the alpha legion are loyal or not

[queen laurel]

it's not outright rejected

[scenic bolt]

well we'll find out in a month or two, thats the final deadline for an agreement to be reached

[gray umbra]

Neat

Time to add another thing to my bucket list

[storm jungle]

They are traitors.

have been now and have been forever

[queen laurel]

i hear they are loyalist one more time I will kill every single living thing in this world

[scenic bolt]

Are we helping the imperium or helping chaos?
(Sides with chaos every time)
Oh ho! How tricky we are? You'll never know ;D

[storm jungle]

LOL yeah this

[queen laurel]

honestly i put it as like one of the worst misconceptions of all time

[gray umbra]

But muh prophecy

[storm jungle]

Prophecy deez nu-

[paper haven]

No no see, that's all part of the plan to make you think they're traitors. Even going so far as to convince themselves that they are traitors so nobosy can tell.

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[gray umbra]

Listen just because we send a squad of possessed sfter you doesnt mean its illegal

[paper haven]

It was just a prank

[rose thorn]

“Da stormboyz did notin wrong”

“Humies control da teefonomy”

[rose thorn]

WAIT WHAT I WAS MEMEING

[paper haven]

What do you think an Ork Alex Jones would be like?

[rose thorn]

“I might be gitarded”

[green loom]

Makari?

[rose thorn]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing

[paper haven]

Makari? What's that?

[rose thorn]

This is the only Alex jones quote I remember

[rose thorn]

He’s a Gretchen who is unkillable that is besties with ghaz

He has a 2+ ward save lmao

Invuln

Same thing

[paper haven]

I have the rant where he calls Hilary Clinton a demon almost memorized but I have no idea how to translate it to what an Ork would say

[gray umbra]

Those gitdarn demonrats

[rose thorn]

Replace any political figures with humies

[paper haven]

It's so unhinged and out of pocket that it would be out of character for an Ork to say

[gray umbra]

Theres a bunch of youtube shorts where its alex jones on a rant and his head is imposed on some imperium character

[rose thorn]

HAHAHSBDNA

[queen laurel]

he's Ghaz's banner carrier an immortal grot that can come back from death every time ghaz touches a Grot

[gray umbra]

I swear to this day he got his material from r/40klore

[rose thorn]

“THEY R TURNIN DA SQUIGS GAY”

Dman can’t believe I forgot that one

[paper haven]

I like the ones where it's Joe Rogan and Alex Jones talking about demons and Aliens but Joe rogan is a guardsman

[paper haven]

Neat

[rose thorn]

Saw one where he was a grey knight

[gray umbra]

https://youtu.be/2TIs1hMDV7U?si=Wziv2U7qR54tDQN-

[rose thorn]

Ew Barry Walts

[gray umbra]

Like 90 percent sure jones stole his gimmick from 40klore

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[paper haven]

Granted, I've never actually seen any of his shows. Maybe he's normal most of the time and the insane bits are taken way out of context.
I mean, I doubt it, but it's possible

[rose thorn]

No that’s just how he is

In public

[queen laurel]

unfortunately most of the warhammer Alex Jones memes comes from from him

[rose thorn]

Fr

Gotta love when a 40k youtuber does the YouTuber thing

[paper haven]

Is there something wrong with Barry Walts?

[rose thorn]

Very

[gray umbra]

Seems like just a generic shitposter

[rose thorn]

He did the YouTuber thing

[queen laurel]

yes his videos basically just boil down to that

[queen laurel]

what type of crime?

[paper haven]

The YouTuber thing?

[rose thorn]

The dream thing

And got hella exposed on his own server

So he nuked his server

[queen laurel]

oh minecraft youtube related crimes?

[rose thorn]

And disappeared off the web

[gray umbra]

What is the dream thing

[rose thorn]

[queen laurel]

i think from what i'm understanding here is that this guy did some horrendous crime behind the scenes

but basically other than that nothing else

[tough haven]

Most likely with minors

I’d put money on it

[rose thorn]

Yes

[queen laurel]

yep

guessed it

[tough haven]

It’s just like 80% of YouTubers do things with minors

How hard is it to be interested in adult people

[paper haven]

I was so lost for a bit there

[gray umbra]

Oh so hes a diddler

[queen laurel]

yes

[tough haven]

Any time YouTuber gets “exposed” 80% of the time it’s that

[gray umbra]

Gross

[paper haven]

That completely went over my head

[queen laurel]

it's unfortunately sad occurance

[queen laurel]

the moment she said the dream thing i got it

[paper haven]

I was even more confused

[queen laurel]

that's why i replied minecraft youtuber related crimes

[full bane]

It was mentioned in GW's investor reports in June. They haven't started writing anything yet. The deadline for branding and creative guidelines (which people then abide by for writing and concepting) is due this December.

https://investor.games-workshop.com/annual-reports-and-half-year-results
You can find the reports here. My guess is the first year is just contract and guideline stuff

[crystal forum]

amazon is definitely trying to change a ton of stuff to make 40k more appealing to what they imagine is the average consumer

[full bane]

Eh, seems unlikely.
Changes are done in the writing room and they haven't even reached that point

[crystal forum]

they have to reach an agreement before starting that process

as in how much control amazon will have

[forest orbit]

Its Amazon, its very likely lol

GW isnt some giant either, they can call shots with their own IP but they are very much also dealing with a megacorporation

we'll see how it plays out

[crystal forum]

a lot of money vs controlling the IP fully. which will win

[forest orbit]

I mean

worst case GW just leaves

Amazon loses nothing

day goes on as usual

[crystal forum]

GW loses a lot by leaving lol

i meant on their side

[forest orbit]

Idc about GW so

[crystal forum]

idc about amazon either

[forest orbit]

what does that have to do with anything

then why are you invested in this

[crystal forum]

im not invested in anything

just trying to guess how it will go down

[forest orbit]

🤨

thats... being invested

but okay

[crystal forum]

you're weird

[forest orbit]

Riiiiight

[storm jungle]

Lore chat be normal for once

[queen laurel]

granted now the Horus heresy will continue for another 20 years

[storm jungle]

Always would.

Slop sells.

[full bane]

I expect the discussions are probably at targeted ratings and audience segments tbh, along with GW insisting that whatever is shown has a purchasable model on their store.

[forest orbit]

im sure we'll hear all about it in another year or so

[full bane]

Probably two or three. Production isn't a fast process and GW in particular is a slow moving company

[green loom]

I don't think much will be changed tbh

Amazon especially has like, a not bad track record

[full bane]

40k is a huge enough setting that you can basically do whatever and get away with it.

[green loom]

in terms of adapting, Rings of Power excepted iirc but that was as much weird rights disputes with the Tolkien estate as active canges

[queen laurel]

yeah amazon has a pretty consistent track record with adaptations

[green loom]

Yeah like there's frankly not a lot needs changing anyway, it's sanitized af save for like, specific books

[queen laurel]

Vox Machina And invincible for example

[green loom]

(And also S2 looks pretty nice ngl)

[forest orbit]

Its just prob gonna be space marine centric for max marketing value with maybe a guardsman/human sideplot

safest bet

[full bane]

Just look at the smorgasbord of Black Library stuff. You can really just write whatever and there's some weird pocket of the galaxy where it could fit.

[queen laurel]

and warhammer isn't really a type of setting that you need a Boys level change to work

[storm jungle]

This is the most likely yeah.

[green loom]

You could probably just write the boys and slot it into 40k somewhere with like, next to no issue

[storm jungle]

I will be absolutely shocked if we get any main human stuff that isnt space marines.

[green loom]

40k has very few hard, hard rules

[queen laurel]

yeah

[crystal forum]

i dont think they'd 100% go with space marines. if a producer who wants an actual interesting story is chosen then they might choose a rogue trader or inquisitor story

[queen laurel]

It's practically a sandbox settings where you're givin toys whatever the **** you want

[forest orbit]

They will go 90% or so.

its a marketing thing

[full bane]

I'm not a fan of it but I do feel bad for those writers who got handed "rights to Tolkien's fantasy setting but you can't use LotR or Silmarillion or really any of the published material"

[crystal forum]

again depends on the producer

[forest orbit]

its inevitable

[queen laurel]

Yeah definitely at least 90% sure

and with the popularity of space marine 2 bringing in new people?

[forest orbit]

Yeah if a 40k show has no marines its too risky in their eyes

[queen laurel]

The chances of marines are very very high

[crystal forum]

in GW's eyes sure

[forest orbit]

I mean

[full bane]

I want a ground or street level story.
I know we will get Space Marine the Movie 2.

[forest orbit]

you say GW

[full bane]

Aka Dan Abnett's best work

[forest orbit]

literally half the fandom buys/recognise/wojak points at Marines

[green loom]

iirc they got a bit more leeway into S2, and it also looks better
Apparently S1 was also basically an excuse to just expand their own studios to make more shit, and it kinda shows ngl

Also

[forest orbit]

so lol

[green loom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TufP0KITw

[storm jungle]

Disgusting

[green loom]

[queen laurel]

You only need to look at the numbers of space marine 2 to understand that that game brought in so many people and the most familiar they played with are the giant armored roided out gorillas

[storm jungle]

Its their biggest selling demographic. This is very much as much of an audience thing too.

[green loom]

(Delivered in utter deadpan): "Honour your chapter"

[queen laurel]

like space marine 2 practically single handedly alone pushed warhammer more into the spotlight

[crystal forum]

you can't forget that amazon is going to put a lot of money into this. the more money that comes from amazon, the less control GW will have

[forest orbit]

We'll see about that

show needs to be good first

[full bane]

I foresee the future, we will get the Ultramarines Movie 2

[forest orbit]

I hope it doesnt fail because i cant deal with another online media wave of "the woke amazon ruined the 40k show"

[storm jungle]

LMAO

I hate how right you are

ngl

[full bane]

Featuring a much less stacked cast and marginally better CGI

[crystal forum]

that's inevitable even if it's good

[forest orbit]

yeah but I dont want it

i got enough brainrot

[full bane]

They'll do that if it succeeds anyway. And throughout the entire length of the production

[forest orbit]

Yeah I know and I hate it.

[queen laurel]

i hope it's animated at least

don't get me wrong adaptations can work but settings like warhammer are better portrayed with animation

[forest orbit]

40k fans when they see a person with dark skin

[crystal forum]

they're already doing it before the show is even in writing stage

people worship cavill like a 4chan god

[forest orbit]

Its legit made me hate the guy

[queen laurel]

Said the black templar

[forest orbit]

thankfully i watched the Man from UNCLE as therapy

[crystal forum]

he had nothing to do with this

[forest orbit]

yeah but celebs are celebs so

[green loom]

God that movie was so funny lol

[crystal forum]

that's the worst part imo. he literally never supported any of this shit

[green loom]

I can't believe they use The Warhammer 40000 to save the day

[forest orbit]

I legit wish like

[queen laurel]

I don't mind the guy but the only reason warhammer fans worship him is because well he likes warhammer

[forest orbit]

he did a statement like Christian Bale

[queen laurel]

OK what else

[forest orbit]

when he saw those sigma memes from American Psycho

and called them all losers

that was so good

[crystal forum]

he's hot and seems nice on the surface

[queen laurel]

bro why the hell would you think it's sigma to like a psychopath

[forest orbit]

This.

[queen laurel]

yes jay but i'm not gay like you

[green loom]

He's also hot (Space Marine fans are gay)

[rose thorn]

Holy shit, I thought AOS’ cull was bad

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/vozvvb0g/middle-earthtm-strategy-battle-game-the-upcoming-range-update-explained/

[crystal forum]

plus he hasn't committed crimes which is a shockingly high bar in the acting world

[forest orbit]

Hes very much the "peak attractive male" in appearance, its why hes been really idolised

because nerds like me think hes the messiah while i live in my basement or something idk

[queen laurel]

It's also the fact that he's like very surface level nerd i think?

[forest orbit]

bro NOT EVEN lotr is safe

[queen laurel]

he plays computers and he likes the warhammer

is that really enough to warrant people to worship him so much

[crystal forum]

he stopped an interview to talk to some intern or smth about warhammer. i like him for that

[rose thorn]

TO be fair most of these are resin or metal

[queen laurel]

Damn

[queen laurel]

you mean the blackstone fortress clip?

[crystal forum]

maybe

[green loom]

He doesn't hate women so he's obviously a tourist

[queen laurel]

Damn it

[full bane]

Him pointing out the Blackstone Fortress looking lamp does feel like more than just surface level setting knowledge.
But man has a life and job, he's probably not quite "I read the entire Horus Heresy and can tell you the reading order from memory" level of too deep in.

[full bane]

True

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Isn't he the dude that nearly missed his audition for Superman because he was raiding in WoW

[full bane]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Yes

[queen laurel]

yeah

[storm jungle]

which is like pretty cringe because WoW

but is funny

[queen laurel]

i think he's more like a gamer nerd if that's the term

[storm jungle]

He is yeah

people go wojak when he posts any gaming related stuff on social media

[queen laurel]

yeah he basically plays a lot of games

[storm jungle]

because uh they need stuff to go "hes just like me fr"

[queen laurel]

and Knows some stuff

[full bane]

Don't you just love being a parasocial wierdo who latches on to celebs because you have no one else to relate to in life.

[green loom]

Yes

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

I'm as neet-y as they get imma be real

[full bane]

Same tbh

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside its why i just never get attached to any kind of celebrity IRL, my limit basically stops at "Oh yeah I love this actor/actress they're cool".

Maybe its my dyslexia but seeing people be this obsessed over some people like that is weird

[green loom]

I like Jason Isaacs

[queen laurel]

If I'm gonna latch onto a fictional thing that represents myself

[rose thorn]

HAHSHDHAJMSAHHA

[queen laurel]

Grom The Paunch 100%

because i am a round bastard

[rose thorn]

I WILL watch every single Leandro DiCaprio movie because he is my husband

[full bane]

I do like when celebs talk about what they like and have normal hobbies.
It does make them feel more relatable and it's fun gossip.
But following their every move and worshipping the ground they walk on is kind of weird and a little bit creepy.
In the same way that Titans are a little bit big.

[green loom]

This is not at all because he's my main pick for Greg

[rose thorn]

Celebrities are just people with a lot of money, aka a threat to society

[queen laurel]

money makes the world go round and round they say but it can also stop it from doing that

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[rose thorn]

Oh is that uh, inquisitor? Or what ever that hammer and bolter show was called

[green loom]

No that's Miguel's lil fan works of a live action Eisenhorn

Portrayed by Mr Isaacs

[queen laurel]

Miguel the same goat that made the dark tide art?

[green loom]

Ye

[queen laurel]

I was wondering why it's so familliar

[green loom]

His arstation si great

[storm jungle]

the way he draws people is great

hes also deffo obsessed with some celebs lol

[green loom]

Fr

[storm jungle]

his non-40k shit is great too

[green loom]

Dr Han Khan

[queen laurel]

i love his Ogryn art terrifying brutal and strong

every single one of them

[storm jungle]

the faces are VERY realistic

[queen laurel]

yeah that's what makes the gun lugger Ogryn very fucked, imagine meeting that on the middle of street at night

[green loom]

I adore his lighting so much

Oh hey I haven't seen this before

[shadow plover]

When the Ultramarine says something so basic that you gotta hit them with that Chogorian stare

[queen laurel]

oh yeah dilara, I guess this is just popular with old lady rogue traders

[storm jungle]

yeah thats pretty usual old noble-y hairstyle

[queen laurel]

and the cybernetic eye for some reason

[green loom]

Me when I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[queen laurel]

What I see 0.1 seconds when the psyker peril reaches 100

[crystal forum]

this is why vet hates psyker

actually no those voice lines annoy me

i love my psyker frens and every time i revive them my vet insults them

[storm jungle]

My favorite has to be:

"Die. Spare us thy burden."

💀

[queen laurel]

Zealot?

[storm jungle]

Zealot to Psyker yep

[queen laurel]

yeah Even Judge which is like the tamest is very cautious with them but at least they think they can be redeemed

the other two?

Freak with the hard F

[rose thorn]

I could rework my genestealer cult to workshop the parasite of mortox

The home planet got infected by the parasite, fell to anarchy, and only the members of the genestealer cult were immune

[shell mason]

it reminds me to the judge from blood meridian

[rose thorn]

So now they will be like the parasite given by their god, and feed on the imperium inside out

[gray umbra]

Hey its jon bernthal starring as jon bernthal

[storm jungle]

He was literally the only good part of Breakpoint

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-walker-ghost-recon-ohio-don-pollo-gif-18428647015489215914

love my war criminal villains

[rose thorn]

old money..

[celest dome]

Momcorp is influencal

[gray umbra]

"Let me tell you somthin"

https://tenor.com/view/aww-yeah-get-over-here-gif-27631439

[outer ruin]

I’ve heard talk of a 40k movie, is that still happening?

[rose thorn]

jack black plays the emperor

[outer wave]

And he goes "I am The... Emperor."

[gray umbra]

And then he piledrives horus

[queen laurel]

Then an Ork Come in and Kicks him in the Groin

[celest dome]

No news that it wasn't happening at the very least

[young pecan]

I recently learned there's a kind of tyranid that has an ovipositor meant for people

https://tenor.com/view/jet-bean-killer-bean-ragdoll-ragdoll-fall-gif-23762382

[shadow plover]

get kissed nerd

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gibberish-discord-meme-get-this-man-a-shield-wakanda-gif-1239357558790190300

[shadow plover]

[rose thorn]

is Parasite Kings too generic of a name for genestealer cult?

[queen laurel]

how about the cult of the star leech?

[viral halo]

Hello everyone

[queen laurel]

Hello Siggy

[viral halo]

How’s everyone

[queen laurel]

great as far as i can tell

for myself anyway i don't know about everyone

[rose thorn]

oo not bad

The Cult of the Star Leech are a Genestealer Cult who roam the galaxy as Void Pirates. This cult venerates the Parasite of Mortrex and wishes to pray on the imperium from the inside out similar to their god’s parasitic disease.

The cult originates from Isuri IV, a dwarf planet that is only 700 miles long. Only around 400 people live on the planet’s surface, all of which are the planet’s richest families. Meanwhile the working class live on the shipyard ring that orbits the planet which is around 5 billion people. The planet’s entire economy is based around repairing Imperial Navy ships that dock and refilling the lower ranks of ships after battles.

After a naval battle nearby with a tyranid hive fleet a single imperial ship survived and docked on the shipyard. While the ship was being repaired, the corpse of Parasite of Mortrex was found. Even though it was dead, its parasitic disease somehow spread rapidly across the shipyard. The overpopulated shipyard fell into chaos, people were being slaughtered by hordes of rippers and killed each other fearful of them being infected. The Genestealer Cult revealed themselves and were completely immune to the parasitic infection. The cult venerated the Parasite of Mortrex and believed its disease would cleanse the unworthy leaving behind their gods chosen warriors. The cult easily took over the ships and abandoned their home world now roaming the galaxy to feed on the Imperium's wealth, leaving behind a genestealer to spread their god's blessing.

[viral halo]

Yea but can they do freebird

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[viral halo]

I was at a beach bar for about five hours next to my illustrious beach property and the live band’s guitarist put the guitar behind his fucking head, started doing “blind” by korn, looked at the bar of middle aged locals and shouted “are you ready” and transitioned into the freebird guitar solo

Life lessons

[jade holly]

Don’t tell that’s what I think that is

[queen laurel]

parasite of mortrex

[jade holly]

Yeah but what’s an Ovipositor

knowing my root words something tells me I won’t like it

[queen laurel]

don't worry it only implants ripper parasites inside of you to eat you alive

[jade holly]

Oh thank the Emperor

[arctic talon]

Tbf

A lot of Nid guns shoot out a living creature

[jade holly]

Talk about micro managing

[winter vessel]

Today I just discovered that there is a Techpriest in SM2 repairing a thunderhawk in the hangar bay, only for them to be found laying on the floor with the ladder fallen at a later point in time.

[storm jungle]

so very much not too different from real life

[arctic talon]

He’ll be fine

Probably

[winter vessel]

come with me…and you’ll see… a world of OSHA violations

And I like how his servo skull is just floating next to him being “…you a’ight…?”

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-roomba-funny-cats-tabby-gif-17073927

[hallow plover]

Injuries are just excuses for new upgrades for a tech priest

[gray umbra]

At least he has life alert

[queen laurel]

i mean the most basic gant literally have guns that shoot beetles

[arctic talon]

Fleshborer gaming

[rose thorn]

That’s how my favorite faction exists

[rose thorn]

Genestealer’s kiss it infects them with the genstealer virus

[jade holly]

I am trying so hard

To not make a certain joke here

[queen laurel]

you make that joke and i will revive your skeleton ass and hit you with a chair

[arctic talon]

Genestealers kiss does have it stick its thingy into your throat area

I’m not sure what to call it

[jade holly]

No please

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

its literally

a fucking tube

that stuff goes down through

its literally a biological straw

lol

[arctic talon]

The genestealers kiss is more of a like needle

Thingy

[storm jungle]

Yeah also it can be done anywhere

its very much a "jab" that passes the infection

[arctic talon]

It’s called a kiss because like the damn thing basically does kiss you

Who found this out, why did they name it

Who knows

[storm jungle]

you're gay

[queen laurel]

this is like in monster hunter when you're like this is a new area how are we getting these creatures with pre established names

[arctic talon]

I’m

Smh

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[arctic talon]

I’ve got more of those

[queen laurel]

of course the person that looks like they have an among us on their PFP has more among us

[jade holly]

A chameleon

Can be any crewmate

[queen laurel]

i am not surprised on that one

[jade holly]

the one true sus

I’ll stop now

[storm jungle]

🏳️‍🌈

[queen laurel]

that's a chair for you

[green loom]

based

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle hey have you watched the Ambessa Medarda Music video thing Riot did

[storm jungle]

....

[queen laurel]

Wait the dash champion has a music

[storm jungle]

hold on ill be back

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/rhTZTy1rZhw?si=f2mtRB7Tcgl4BsaI

[storm jungle]

GYATT

Lemme take a look

raised by wolves

GETOUT

🗣️

Oh it has that sheep hero

[green loom]

She and the wolf are death

And I think this is framed as a fever dream while dying

So

[storm jungle]

lmao

also she turns into a God of War boss at the end, based

[queen laurel]

yeah Kindred

The avatar of death in Runterra

[arctic talon]

It is yes

[arctic talon]

Noxian Kindred jumpscare

[queen laurel]

i do love that all she saw was just wolf

considering the noxian way of life

Not really surprising

hell one of them quite literally defied death

[arctic talon]

She did see lamb

But that’s because she isn’t entirely Noxian culturally

[queen laurel]

yeah but like in the first few scenes she saw wolf

[arctic talon]

We get a weird fusion instead

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[small grail]

WAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tight stratus]

what is this thing

[celest dome]

Explosives

[tight stratus]

thank you

[celest dome]

Like a Sea mine

[tight stratus]

I feel like its not gonna do much to the daemonhost if they should get free

[celest dome]

It's there to explore right before the DH get free

To anhilate the host and send the Daemon back to the Warp

[queen laurel]

yeah it's a last resort measure just in case everything goes wrong

probably will

[tight stratus]

ive been drawing some stuff to be made into vtubers while i play darktide

lore is im an inquistor going through the darktide maps with my daemonhost who will read TTS

wasnt sure what to do with the other arm yet

gonna add the chains in post

[opaque coyote]

Daemonhosts take a bit to charge up depending on how powerful the Daemon is

How much ritual and bindings etc.

Essentially, the more bindings you do on it. The more restrained the Daemon is

Because symbolism

[tight stratus]

yes i was reading on the wiki a bit about that

it was from fandom though so wasnt sure how trusted it was

[queen laurel]

do Lexicanum

[tight stratus]

Lexicanum's post was woefully much shorter than the Fandom one

[opaque coyote]

Lexicanium is more trustworthy

Than fandom

[queen laurel]

yes because they don't copy and paste everything they read and do research

[opaque coyote]

Fandom often has headcanons strewn in

Lexicanium mainly has factual stuff

[queen laurel]

it's shorter but it's easier to digest and you understand what it does or is

yep

[tight stratus]

Yeah not defending Fandom by any stretch, just wanted to fund my inspiration a bit

[queen laurel]

yeah it's not bad but i suggest only using it when you have no choice

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also the daemonhosts we encounter in Darktide

They're weak as shit

Mainly because the host is still fighting

[arctic talon]

I wonder what daemon they shoved in

Prolly a plaguebearer

[opaque coyote]

Probably a fucking Nurgling or something idk

[queen laurel]

Probably that

[opaque coyote]

Either way the cultists need to do better

A word bearer coming down there would be disgusted

Such poor worship of the four

[arctic talon]

One

Only worshiping nurgle

Smh

[queen laurel]

to be Honest the appearances of BON and Daemon hosts usually means that the planet is absolutely fucked

like you see one of the levels?

We developed a cure for the tree but I don't think that's gonna go down anytime soon

[opaque coyote]

True. I mean Beast of Nurgles and Chaos spawns can casually attack

That's usually reasonable terms for

Exterminatus

That Moebian steel must be god tier if they haven't blown the planet up

[arctic talon]

Tbh

The beast of nurgles showing up

[queen laurel]

i think the corruption is probably concentrated on other areas

[arctic talon]

Means there’s a gaping hole in reality

Or the veil is dangerously thin everywhere

[queen laurel]

yeah I definitely bet that in some part of the hive is where it's the most corrupted is where they do the rituals and stuff

[opaque coyote]

Probably why the Inquistor is using prisoners tbh

Maybe they can't contact the outside

So they're desperately trying to hold off using any hands until more Guard can come

[tight stratus]

I had a few ideas on what to do for a vtuber on darktide.

One was the inquisitor and deamonhost combo like above

A genestealer, not sure whether I wanted be a baldie or the genestealer full on

[opaque coyote]

Genestealer hybrids can wear wigs

So

[queen laurel]

Genestealers are unfortunately all pretty bald

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Basically

[queen laurel]

so if you want to cover it up you need a hat or wig

[tight stratus]

I know this isn't a very spicy or hot take but I don't care if they're bald really. Seeing warhammer stuff that isn't space marines is just so fun and interesting to me cause of the longest time I thought all warhammer was, (as an outsider) was blue soldier guys

[opaque coyote]

The worst part of becoming infected by the Genestealer

Isn't that you've permanently become genetically enslaved to a hivemind beyond your comprehension

It's that you've lost your hair

[gray umbra]

Bald

[opaque coyote]

Your long glorious lock of hair?

Gone

Your expensive shampoo?

Useless

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I am a fan of the Tau personally.

I generally wish they made more Xenos content

[arctic talon]

You don’t lose hair

If you get infected

Only hybrids don’t have hair

[queen laurel]

yeah you can also just get mind controlled

[arctic talon]

If you get kissed you still have your hair

[opaque coyote]

Oh thank god

Time to get kissed

[arctic talon]

Do not

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside

[tight stratus]

Oh that was the other idea, aberrant tuber, with two heads, one head for me talking the other head for TTS