40k-lore-chat

[vast crystal]

You say that like darktide is at all complex

[charred jewel]

Did you play space marine 1

[jade holly]

The toaster fondlers are cooler though

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

It very much is

[vast crystal]

And not just attack and dodge spam

[gray umbra]

Darktide is a lot more visceral which is why i prefer it more

Also the guns feel much better

[charred jewel]

I don’t like the cultists using long-las

CULTISTS USE AUTOGIN AND STUB-SNIPER RIFLES

[gray umbra]

In sm2? Yeah fuck those guys

[celest dome]

You can play tide game like braindeads
But it's also able to make quite beautiful move sets

[vast crystal]

Darktide lacks weight and intensity

[storm jungle]

thats a traitor guardsmen, not a cultist

[celest dome]

[charred jewel]

GUARDSMEN LAS, CHAOS GUARD/CULTISTS USE AUTOGUN AND STUB

[gray umbra]

Like plot wise? I agree

[storm jungle]

AW HELL NO

[charred jewel]

NO! That’s a CULTIST!

[vast crystal]

Hell yes

[celest dome]

In what difficulty are you playing ?

[jade holly]

Wolfer’s posse is traitor guard and the dregs are cultists right?

[storm jungle]

Are you playing at like Sedition

[charred jewel]

Why is wolfer still called a captain

[wintry scarab]

Ive got to back dilara here. Sm2 is simple as hell. Thats not saying its bad. Its just very simple.

[charred jewel]

That shit pisses me off

[jade holly]

Is he not?

[charred jewel]

He obviously commands like millions of guardsmen

[storm jungle]

Yeah and theres nothing wrong with simplicity, its fun because its simple.

[vast crystal]

No

[charred jewel]

He controls the whole regiment

[jade holly]

Commissar Wolfer

[charred jewel]

They should be calling him a demagogue

[storm jungle]

Darktide is not like a chessgame but you very much need to actually think in large combat encoutners half the time

[charred jewel]

Or traitor-colonel

[celest dome]

Cause he isn't the top dog of the Scabs

[charred jewel]

….he isn’t?

[celest dome]

Yes

[charred jewel]

So he’s equal in rank to those captains you kill

[vast crystal]

As is true for literally any game

[celest dome]

Yesn't

[storm jungle]

Not really

so no

[charred jewel]

Don’t the martyr skulls says he was instrumental with the Karnak twins in killing the colonel and other officers

[celest dome]

Wolfer is the most celebrated of them, so he stand higher

[celest dome]

Yes, but there are other that may have also turned

[charred jewel]

Do the captains/rodin use just a plasma pistol or is it a bolt pistol-combi plasma pistol

[spring cairn]

plasma

[charred jewel]

It’s a plasma pistol

Okay

[vast crystal]

Also i really don't think that's the case when the game lacks any real form of clear rhythm and is basically just "random bullshit go" even on higher difficulties

[charred jewel]

Don’t they sometimes use a shotgun?

[celest dome]

Captain Helmag

[charred jewel]

I could’ve sworn I’ve seen them spawn with a combat shotgun instead of a plasma pistol

[celest dome]

Plasma Pistol

[vast crystal]

It's not some masterclass in gameplay design and I wish people would stop dick riding it as so

[charred jewel]

Like you know the red plasma pistol with the bayonet

[charred jewel]

I don’t like pistols with bayonets

It pisses me off

[storm jungle]

Thats... literally the fun of it. The AI director being random and making any spot in a map dangerous/hecking fuckfest, its literally what stops the game from being boring, what are you on about.

[charred jewel]

Bayonets should only be main-weapon length items

[dusk patrol]

People like different things, I like both

[celest dome]

Captain have 2 ranged and 2 melee (Plasma Pistols; Shotgun; Crusher; Power Sword)

[charred jewel]

Bayonets on sidearms. It’s overpowered. I don’t like it

[dusk patrol]

I think Darktide had a way way worse launch

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975899380215345243/1288550938608664737/image_png_V2.mp4?ex=670f4d53&is=670dfbd3&hm=2a663aced56ae2f6e521d92b5a06c013d689f503138c43a12f76909e7a9e29d8&

Peak gameplay btw

[charred jewel]

You guys played rogue trader

[storm jungle]

apparently this was "fixed" but i had a Carnifex stare at me for 1 minute yesterday as i melta'd it lol

[dusk patrol]

I mean if we’re gonna bring up minor bugs at launch, I wouldn’t throw stones when we’re comparing DT and SM2

[celest dome]

Pls tell me it was a bug or something

[storm jungle]

Its a bug

[dusk patrol]

Carnifex has some pathing and hitbox issues rn

[vast crystal]

I would make a joke here but it might have gone too far

[storm jungle]

Okay.

[charred jewel]

I’ve noticed the ultramarines aren’t using the stupid ass little variety types. It’s just intersessors and then vanguard marines

[storm jungle]

But yeah weird takes all around.

[storm jungle]

They are tho.

its just not all of them

[dusk patrol]

What?

[charred jewel]

In the game

[storm jungle]

They are.

[dusk patrol]

They

[storm jungle]

Its just 6 out of like 22 unit types

[dusk patrol]

There’s six classes

[storm jungle]

or more idk

[charred jewel]

Oh

[wintry scarab]

A point against darktide imo is the change after the class update. Now it feels like a massive horde shooter when back in the day it felt a bit more chill with less enemy density. Now we are basically walking nukes.

[storm jungle]

Its very much needed due to the big difficulty spikes.

and uhhh considering how bad the average player is and how they can still get wiped

[charred jewel]

I don’t like them man. I liked the old tactical, assault, Devastator and scout mechanic. Super specialist shit was the eldar’s shitque

[dusk patrol]

Ok well

They’re not there in the exact same style

[storm jungle]

Like we got Auric which is purposefully made to be unfair as per playerbase demand 💀

[vast crystal]

Calling sm2s player base "filthy casuals" by proxy is pretty werid in and of itself lol

[dusk patrol]

They’re there though

[storm jungle]

....???

Where the fuck did i say filthy?

is "casual gamers" a bad thing?

I literally am one lol

[vast crystal]

How am I supposed to interpret this

[storm jungle]

That its a simple and fun game made to appeal to people that just want to sit down and kill stuff

[charred jewel]

I hope 11th edition gets rid of the…what do you call the melta gun primaris marines, the plasma gun primaris marines, the rocket primaris marines

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t say it’s simplistic at all lol but

[storm jungle]

I mean it is

[charred jewel]

It’s bullshit dude. It’s unfair

[spring cairn]

the combat is simple af

[storm jungle]

^

Idk why people act like its something amazing

[charred jewel]

Who the hell. Was sitting around going

[storm jungle]

its fun as hell

but like yeah

[dusk patrol]

I mean so is Darktides by that logic, it’s not like they’re that deep either way

[storm jungle]

Not really

[vast crystal]

Sorry but that still reads like an insult and it's pretty weird for you to call me weird over my takes when you said shit like that

[charred jewel]

“Bro, I wish they got rid of devastators and just gave entire squads to specific weaponry”

[spring cairn]

dt's combat is miles ahead in comparison

[charred jewel]

Return devastators normal

[spring cairn]

they're not the same games

[dusk patrol]

That’s an opinion, I like it but I don’t think there’s some huge gap

Largely they made the game much easier last update but they’re probably gonna work on adjusting that

[wintry scarab]

Yeah. And from my experience the general player base is getting worse and worse. Im guessing its console players or something. But about the enemy density thing. I just prefered the fantasy of even smaller enemy groups being a challenge. But at the end of the day its a nitpick.

[storm jungle]

• Saying a game is "simple fun" is not an insult, neither is referring to its playerbase as casual gamers, i dont really get how is that suppose to be a bad thing when again Im also a casual gamer.
• Its very much weird because the popular opinion is that SM2 is just a lot more basic game, hence its huge appeal and fun factor.

you very much are just cherrypicking stuff to be offended by

[charred jewel]

It is a gargantuan gap. I hate the idea that a company of marines have to go and change their bolt rifles to plasma devastators and melta rifles. I hate the idea of an entire squad of marines using nothing but melta rifles

[dusk patrol]

I’m not talking to you

[charred jewel]

Oh

Sorry

[storm jungle]

Kill him.

[dusk patrol]

I don’t care about nitpicking how marines are these days

[outer wave]

Mods, twist their balls

[storm jungle]

But also there very much is a gap.

Lambda said it best

they are not similiar

SM2 is very much simplistic and thats what makes it fun as hell

[rose thorn]

Hey chat

[charred jewel]

What’s popping

[storm jungle]

[vast crystal]

If your a casual than why are you insisting that DT is some hardcore crucible of combat and everyone who plays it is somehow an impressive gigachad when it can charitabley be described as "ADDslop"

[dusk patrol]

Darktide also took like a year to get really good, which is the primary reason it’s shed so many players

[charred jewel]

Yeah it’s launch was horrible

Everyone was bitching about it

And they were right

[spring cairn]

addslop

kek

[storm jungle]

Because i got like 3k hours in the game along with being a tester for it so I kinda know how it works to some degree.

[dusk patrol]

It’s a classic Fatshark issue but we’re comparing a two year old game to a game which has barely been out a month and a half. Either way, I like both.

[charred jewel]

I like the feel of the double barrel. It makes me feel badass. What doesn’t feel badass is USING SMITE AND THE FUCKING CRUSHER DOESNT FLING BACK

Dude smite is pissing me off

[outer wave]

Well, relatively, DT is much more hardcore and niche than SM2, considering it's higher focus on melee combat, dodging, and being close to the team while avoiding specials and elites

[storm jungle]

^

SM2 is not complicated, which is okay and acceptable.

like, why are we treating this like its a bad thing

[charred jewel]

I’ve used smite. Fucking crusher, pox hound. MUTANT. Is just covered in warp electricity, motherfucker PUSHES THROUGH TO ME

[wintry scarab]

Darktide is a masterpiece and yet so shit at the same time

[storm jungle]

its a fucking hack n slash

[charred jewel]

BOOST the fucking smite

[vast crystal]

Because it's "acceptable" and not "good"

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

okay sure whatever

[dusk patrol]

Obese Megaladon always has huge issues with launches, it’s how it goes

[charred jewel]

I wish it had a mode to like, be like tarkof running around the missions shooting other players

[storm jungle]

I feel like im on a 4chan thread lol

[outer wave]

Anyway no need to shit on either game, as theyre both good in their own rights except me, I will shit on SM2 because I'm biased

[charred jewel]

Or it had scary missions

[dusk patrol]

It’s not really acceptable but it’s whatever, at least it’s good now

[charred jewel]

Nobody’s N-bombed. This aint nothing like 4chan

[storm jungle]

Its always just rushed development and having a small team.

half-baked af

[wintry scarab]

that made me chuckle

[dusk patrol]

It doesn’t change how this happens every single game for them

[storm jungle]

People like it enough to keep playing them, I guess it is just how it is.

[dusk patrol]

It’s turned away a lot of people who would have otherwise maybe stuck with it

[charred jewel]

If they nerf smite I’m going to wherever fat shark’s office is located and throwing a brick through the window

[storm jungle]

Ehhh nah

[vast crystal]

This entire conversation reeks of contrarianism

[charred jewel]

I’m out here keeping it REAL

[vast crystal]

Guess it's what I get for being here lol

[storm jungle]

like if DT launched in the state it is now it would just be eternally stuck on 10k-15k players

horde shooters never last long

its too niche

[dusk patrol]

I know a lot of people who aren’t interested because how bad the launch was

[jade holly]

You play a SM game to have the power fantasy of a Space Marine tearing through hordes

[charred jewel]

It needs more missions

[dusk patrol]

Plenty of horde shooters do great

[jade holly]

You play Darktide to enjoy the story of an underdog fighting against the unstoppable force of chaos

[storm jungle]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dusk patrol]

It’s ok for Fatshark to have fucked up but they still make a solid game

[charred jewel]

Yeah left for dead had a gazillion missions

[storm jungle]

aside from L4D not really

[dusk patrol]

Deep Rock, Payday

[jade holly]

I know B4B is not considered good but I found it fun damnit

[charred jewel]

Darktide has like 6

On launch

It felt like

[storm jungle]

It had 10

6 is SM2

[vast crystal]

I've gotten sick of 40k's definition of underdog and I've never even liked it much to begin with

[charred jewel]

Yeah but they feel too samey

Some of the maps

[storm jungle]

I mean at that point thats a personal thing

[jade holly]

Considering the things simple humans go against

[charred jewel]

I need that halo shit

[jade holly]

It makes sense

[storm jungle]

they are all pretty different aside from gothic aesthetics

[jade holly]

watching Death Korps fight Thousand Sons on tabletop is hilarious

Also why tf do their horses have gas masks too

[charred jewel]

You would love it if there was a map with shitting raining down on you the whole time and you go into a fast food restaurant that’s serving corpse starch

[spring cairn]

to not die from gas ?

[outer wave]

Krieg was a hellworld of their own creation is why

[storm jungle]

Thats prob too high budget for FS lol

[charred jewel]

Like come on. Good map design makes games good

[charred jewel]

Yeah probably

[storm jungle]

also idk what you mean have you played any of the new maps

Carnival, Gloriana, the train etc

they are great setpieces

while still being relatively low budget

[jade holly]

Carnival is amazing

[charred jewel]

Yea. But they need more

[outer wave]

They did have plans on making an acid rain modifier at one point

[charred jewel]

Make another 5 more set piece maps

[jade holly]

Train I heard an idea I want them to do so badly with it

[charred jewel]

Player base goes up 5k

[charred jewel]

Run 4 psykers with all smite builds?

[jade holly]

Make each car a unique randomly rolled encounter and higher difficulties add more cars but have the timer be longer as well

[vast crystal]

The amount of times I've heard a guard fan say thag

[charred jewel]

Bro, I swear an all smite build is unstoppable

[outer wave]

Anyway point is, I wanna see more people get down the 40k rabbit hole and turn into autists like me

So both SM2 and Darktide? Good in my book

[charred jewel]

Why hasn’t 40k gotten an anime yet

[jade holly]

I’m making an entire Admech Tech priest class concept with Skill tree to boot

If I’m not autistic, I might as well be a damn ambassador

[outer wave]

GW, really

[vast crystal]

I thought you hated SM2

[charred jewel]

Do a blank one next

People don’t give blanks enough respect

[jade holly]

The Hell are blanks?

[dusk patrol]

That’s dumb no

[charred jewel]

Pariahs

[dusk patrol]

Anti soul people

[charred jewel]

Anti-psykers

[outer wave]

Yeah but not really

[jade holly]

That’s dumb

[dusk patrol]

The fuck would they do

[charred jewel]

Sisters of silence, culexus’s

[dusk patrol]

In Darktide

[celest dome]

That is still debatable 🫵

[jade holly]

I would say add a sister of battle but is a female zealot not just a sister of battle?

[dusk patrol]

It’s mostly not due to a newer excerpt

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

[celest dome]

Blank wouldn't be able to introduce anything that isn't already here

[charred jewel]

Damage the psyker if too close, do extra damage against pox/daemonic-ish enemies, do weird ass stun-abilities and take extra damage

Idk

[dusk patrol]

Culexus feels his soul leave his body when enters the Pariah Nexus

[jade holly]

Tech priests have wacky gimmicks they can do

[charred jewel]

Lot of ideas to go with

[dusk patrol]

Which confuses him

[jade holly]

Like Dataspike melees

[outer wave]

Welcome to the Corps brother

[jade holly]

Servo summons

[vast crystal]

So it's just contraranism?

[celest dome]

Yes, but there is ways to make a Sister Reject work without being Zealot 2

[charred jewel]

What the FUCK?

What book is this????

HELL NO

[jade holly]

And what would it be?

[storm jungle]

Take it to the DMs at this rate if you wanna keep the argument going.

[dusk patrol]

It’s in the Pariah Nexus stuff

[outer wave]

Absolutely but also I just prefer Darktide as a whole.

[charred jewel]

Who’s the author. I’m writing a strongly worded email to him

[outer wave]

It looks better, I like the humans better, idk

[celest dome]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eQTwfb0ETsK4a57ptt7V8fvkn_zcXGFcEloYgRe3pVs/edit?usp=sharing

[wintry scarab]

Im still mad at fatshark for the scum they keep pulling with the shop. Puts a massive dampener on my view of darktide.

[dusk patrol]

This has been implied lore for awhile

[charred jewel]

You can’t fucking spook a culexus

[charred jewel]

No! Culexus’s can’t get spooked. They’re built different

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

Im gonna explode.

[outer wave]

Yeah the shop stuff is kinda iffy but it could be a whole lotta worse

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

[charred jewel]

The pariah nexus. Is like a supplement for 10th edition right

[gray umbra]

Its called hammer and bolter

[storm jungle]

if you think the Darktide store is bad you should take a look at some modern games

💀

[charred jewel]

It’s like a book with campaigns and little shits and stuff right

[vast crystal]

Fomo in all forms is bad

[charred jewel]

Bruh get that google slides shit out of here

[wintry scarab]

True but imo doing the lesser evil is still doing evil. And thus im: 😠

[gray umbra]

Yo when can i be cardi b in darktide

[vast crystal]

Bottom text

[outer wave]

And that's fair

[celest dome]

I'll pick DT Prem shop over dlc spam
Or subscription model

[charred jewel]

That episode with the death guard was bullshit

[storm jungle]

👆

modern games require income

handing everything out for free as a big studio is how you go out of business

its why being an indie dev is easier

[wintry scarab]

Also am i like the only person that dosnt want a new class in darktide? I feel like the cast we have right now are all like perfect fits and all the concepts ive seen feel a bit off and like they wouldnt really fit.

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[jade holly]

Live service makes a game feel more like a job than a game ngl

[dusk patrol]

You are

[charred jewel]

A fucking sorcerer pulls a magnus tier move in destroying an entire battleground with battleships and battle cruisers

[outer wave]

Games are alot more expensive to make nowadays and investors aren't getting any less impatient or generous with their investments

[storm jungle]

Also yeah a big issue is like

[charred jewel]

Like get the fuck out of here, that episode is bullshit. A fucking sorcerer, that isn’t magnus. Can’t fucking take out a naval battle group

[storm jungle]

devs not realising its okay to not make huge games

[charred jewel]

Unacceptable

Unacceptable

[vast crystal]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE TOU TALKING ABOUT

[celest dome]

Well, I for the most part want to see the current archetype grow larger, going from 3 branches to 4 or even 5

[gray umbra]

I would like more weaps and skill trees. I cant think of any new class that would make sense

[forest orbit]

calm down you crazy fuck

[vast crystal]

You can have mtx without fomo

[forest orbit]

[wintry scarab]

Thats because 90% of live service are dogshit. Thats why live service has the rep it has. Some are really good. Cough cough, warframe

[gray umbra]

Ad mech maybe but then youd just be a veteran with a different skin

[forest orbit]

also damn this chat is a mess

[charred jewel]

Come on you’d love a blank damaging psykers and doing weird shit

[dusk patrol]

The prices are absurd for the shop and it shouldn’t be rotating but whatever it’s not gonna change and people are buying it.

[charred jewel]

It would add spice to the game

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

whales will be whales

[vast crystal]

I will not tolerate this actual lunacy

[wintry scarab]

I know this is unrealistic but i want a new voice actor for each sex and class

[forest orbit]

door's over there

[gray umbra]

Idk what a blank what do

[charred jewel]

100%

[forest orbit]

they blank out

[celest dome]

Not really, like totally separate weapon set list, Admech themed blitz/abilities...
And of course, cosmetics and personalities

[outer wave]

Female ogryns

[charred jewel]

Damage the psyker, damage pox hounds and poxwalkers and daemon hosts without doing anything. Have a shout that stuns enemies better than veteran. Take more damage, take less healing. It can be balanced

[outer wave]

Let my Ogryn FUCK

[vast crystal]

Id rather talk about 40k lore here than /tg/

[charred jewel]

Bruh I don’t want to see that shit

[forest orbit]

you should try r/40klore

[celest dome]

Would not see that monetized well

[vast crystal]

I hate reddit

So no

[forest orbit]

No other choice nutboy

[charred jewel]

Make hadron’s breasts humongous, make Alice’s breasts breasts humongous, make melk and the barber have huge bulges

[outer wave]

They asked for extra voices and we shall received female Ogryns

[jade holly]

[gray umbra]

[outer wave]

Damn the Darktide hentai update goes hard, can I fuck Morrow now?

[storm jungle]

what the FUCK

nah this chat is getting too freaktide

[celest dome]

Without joke, I think we need some Female Ogryn model in Necromunda.

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

“But why don’t we have female Ogryns guys?”

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-strangle-strangler-green-screen-jerma985-gif-19817690

[dusk patrol]

Meanwhile lore chat

[jade holly]

Question

[storm jungle]

no

[charred jewel]

Yeah make the game let you suck off marrow, and it gives you like 100 plasteel

[storm jungle]

read the lexicaum

[jade holly]

Would a Kataphron servitor be too big for DT?

[storm jungle]

...

READ. THE WIKI.

[dusk patrol]

Yes probably

[charred jewel]

Yeah too big

[jade holly]

Rip

[charred jewel]

They’re tractor servidor

[outer wave]

And I get the CG of naked Morrow, sweet!

[charred jewel]

They’re too thick

[celest dome]

Yes, very much
Also way to expensive/rare

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

[vast crystal]

Sloptide

[storm jungle]

🤨

[charred jewel]

I am extremely well liked

[charred jewel]

Like they’re too big

They’re not like. A leman Russ

[outer wave]

Did someone's comments get deleted or just me?

[storm jungle]

🤨📸

[charred jewel]

But they’re like. Wider than a ogryn

[vast crystal]

They did

[charred jewel]

Taller

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/psy-psyker-warhammer-w40-w40k-gif-25980890

[storm jungle]

Yeah it did

[charred jewel]

But not like a leman Russ

[storm jungle]

i also got automod'd

[gray umbra]

Me watching this chat

[charred jewel]

Listen they can’t fit through the doors

[storm jungle]

lol

[outer wave]

Ahhh

[vast crystal]

Autojannie

You mean

[storm jungle]

we need a janitor to clean up after you freaks

so yes

[gray umbra]

Ok real lore question

[storm jungle]

[vast crystal]

Isn't that supposed to be you?

[gray umbra]

Which primarch has the highest rizz

[storm jungle]

We cant be everywhere at once

I got a fucking job outside of this shit lol

[jade holly]

Least insane Zealot main

[celest dome]

Emperor Children one

Fulgrim

Then the Khan

[outer wave]

Dilara actually gets paid to do shit rather than babysit us all day

[storm jungle]

||You. The player.||

[charred jewel]

They do it for free

[storm jungle]

Also yeah this, im doing this voluntarily, i dont get paid shit lmao

[gray umbra]

The strongest jawline in the galaxy

[wintry scarab]

The worst part is i will happily spend outrageous amounts on your game if you just treat me right. If you monetize fairly and dont pull any scummy moves, ima buy it. But yeah. Id dont trust fs one bit when it comes to handling mtx.

[charred jewel]

Horus

[vast crystal]

They take there job very seriously

[charred jewel]

Horus was the most charismatic Primarch

[storm jungle]

Definitely

i ban anyone i dont like

[spring cairn]

based

[charred jewel]

Sanguinous was close

[storm jungle]

starting with myself

[vast crystal]

DO IT THEN

[charred jewel]

But at the end of the day sanguinous was too aloof and “too perfect” to be warmaster

[jade holly]

My OC Primarch of Oxidal Cleanline of the True Custodians, aka the best damn janitors you’re ever seen

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-death-execution-death-penalty-sorrow-gif-25100565

[charred jewel]

Horus consistently. Before the heresy, meditates between brothers and has just enough respect to get it done

[gray umbra]

Horus fanum taxxed sanguinius

[celest dome]

But VA is very costly, and wouldn't be easy to monetize, on the other hand, cosmetics are very easy/cheap to make and even of they don't sell for everyone, still end up being worthwhile

[charred jewel]

Some, like mortarion, didn’t like it, lion and Ferrus didn’t like it, but at the end of the day he corralled everyone together

Because he had the charisma for it

[jade holly]

You see the trick is to sell peak drip with the crap in the same set

[vast crystal]

I exist to drastically lower the quality of discussions where ever I am

Have I succeeded?

[celest dome]

Yes, yes you have

[gray umbra]

Thats my job

[vast crystal]

Good

😊

[celest dome]

Congratulation

[charred jewel]

Imagine Konrad curze as warmaster

Conrad kurze

[gray umbra]

Hes gonna nostramo every planet

[charred jewel]

Bongrad purze

Dickrag cumz

[gray umbra]

Oh

[spring cairn]

someone kill him

[dusk patrol]

[charred jewel]

Seaweed coralz

[wintry scarab]

Wait, i dont get it. I dont really know what you are saying.

[storm jungle]

Yeah im off

good luck chat

you deserve this

[charred jewel]

Seriously is it Konrad or Conrad

[opaque coyote]

French revolution

[charred jewel]

I keep fucking it up

[opaque coyote]

[vast crystal]

Wait are you actually doing it?

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[wintry scarab]

someone kill me

[storm jungle]

No im going off to play games since i was working for like 10 hours today lol

[opaque coyote]

Someone kiss him

[charred jewel]

Thank you

Anyway konrad was certainly a Primarch

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-9877032

[vast crystal]

You work 10/4s?

[storm jungle]

Depends on what the job requires on the current day.

I mostly do autocad or site surveying.

https://tenor.com/view/architecture-revit-autocad-drafting-gif-5198613

[gray umbra]

Survey deez

[vast crystal]

So you're an architect?

[celest dome]

Making and selling Cosmetics is cheap, so even if only a small segment of the community buy it, it'll be a success
Making a new personality would be much more expensive, take more time, and would create continous work (As VA return to make new lines), so if not enough of the community does buy it, then it'll be a failure

[vast crystal]

If so you've definitely done more than I ever will lol

[wintry scarab]

Oh, yeah right. Yeah, i said its unrealistic. Just cool if it could happen.

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t go that far

[wintry scarab]

Every day i get more violent.

[dusk patrol]

We have no idea what she’s making

[celest dome]

While having it happen as part of a new Archetype would make it more sellable, and would lead to more people buying it, so being safer (but does mean that they would have 3 or 6 new VA)

[vast crystal]

I would

[gray umbra]

Dilara is chilling on a 4mil dollhair renovated lighthouse

[spring cairn]

dilara is a hairline architect, that's what they do in Turkey

[vast crystal]

Because I don't know how to handle my own failures

[dusk patrol]

You could always blow up a skyscraper or something and cause a war, don’t sell yourself short

[gray umbra]

Ah yes terrorism

[wintry scarab]

Thinking about it, it is nuts how theyve pulled off having so many va's.

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[vast crystal]

If this was 2021 I'd unironically agree

[dusk patrol]

Remember kids, no matter what, there’s always suicide bombing.

[charred jewel]

If I can get a wife that’ll make me healthy food. I’ll train up a year. And then get on a shitton of extremely dangerous PEDs and get a gold medal for Puerto Rico in boxing and then die of severe organ failure in my 40s

[storm jungle]

I literally learned nothing from school or university yet got the highest grades/graduated from the best uni in istanbul.

Anyone can do anything, you learn shit in the job/life than in a stupid building.

[wintry scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

[storm jungle]

Just need to have that conviction.

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

[storm jungle]

also the money i guess, thanks capitalism

[vast crystal]

Which i don't have and probably will never have

[storm jungle]

Eh you dont need that to manage.

[charred jewel]

You from Puerto Rico

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-bomb-nuh-uh-no-nope-gif-7661229014487067960

[gray umbra]

Trades are pretty valuable, i work in finance and youd be surprised how dumb these people are

[storm jungle]

^

[vast crystal]

And also the rampant. Untreated mental illness and autism

[dusk patrol]

No one anywhere knows what they’re doing

[storm jungle]

^ also this

[vast crystal]

I'm well aware

[dusk patrol]

They just have an idea

[storm jungle]

You win at life by simply not giving up either.

shit sucks but we move on

[charred jewel]

You know I don’t think I’d ever be able to write for black library

[dusk patrol]

Or once again

[charred jewel]

But man

I’d love to do it

[gray umbra]

I wing it most days

And then establish processes later

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-bomb-nuh-uh-no-nope-gif-7661229014487067960

Always suicide bombing

[celest dome]

Industrial Electrician is fun tbh

[charred jewel]

Ehrn. Human bomb. You mean

[celest dome]

Unless you get shocked

That hurt

[charred jewel]

What edition did they get rid of human bombs

[dusk patrol]

Blue collar stuff is fun, HR is non existent and you get to work with felons

[jade holly]

A generous donation to Xenos from the Emperor that cannot be given back

[charred jewel]

I know first edition had it as an option for penal legion troopers

[celest dome]

They still have them

Lorewise

[dusk patrol]

The models were old

[charred jewel]

What’s the latest novel you read that had them

The last 40K think I saw them. Was the Armageddon steam game

In a mission you get them

Alongside autopistol penal legionaries

[dusk patrol]

Well let me check my suicide bomber novel tier list

[celest dome]

In fairness I don't think the Penal Legions have got new minis

[dusk patrol]

Maybe one day

[charred jewel]

When’s the last time last chancers got models

[storm jungle]

suicide bombers are also like

way too close to IRL

[dusk patrol]

I guess for now you could convert genestealers

[storm jungle]

not the worst minis tho

[charred jewel]

I wish they made imperial beastmen again

[vast crystal]

(Believe me. You don't get violently defensive over plastic gorilla men without ether)

[dusk patrol]

Where pygmies GW?

[charred jewel]

Oh hell no, eternal that’s too far!

[vast crystal]

Why arnt the skaven in 40k

[opaque coyote]

Orks take up the role well

No need for another horde race

Well another ANOTHER horde race

[charred jewel]

Hruud were originally going to be them. In the second last chances novel it even mentions them having tails and being rat like in the bar fight scene with the tarellians

[celest dome]

They are

[charred jewel]

Now the hruud are goo-men and they’re just jobbers for whatever novel a BL guy feels like shoving them in

[vast crystal]

Oh look. The unification banner

[charred jewel]

Also a trait shared with the tarellians

There’s a scene in a red corsairs book where Huron just fucking bitchslaps a bunch of them

Absolute bitch slap

Adamantine lightening claw bitch slap

I love in that scene it doesn’t bother to even give a name to the tarellians weapons

Just calls them “ballistic and strange xeno-melee weapons”

Man I hate this image was developed as stock shit and none of these cool ass Xenos will ever be developed on

Seriously these all look so badass and creative

Yo @celest dome you look like you know your shit

You recognize this pic?

Where it come from

I know it’s natural official pic. I’m just not sure the context

Is it warcom or the instagram page or like

[storm jungle]

its from the 9th edition rulebook

its basically to showcase Generic Evil Aliens

[charred jewel]

Ahhhh

[charred jewel]

Dude why did they go so hard

[storm jungle]

yeah that tends to have actual "world" art

[storm jungle]

lewis jones

simply is that based

[charred jewel]

It’s like fucking one punch man

[storm jungle]

my guy should NOT be allowed out of the kitchen

[charred jewel]

The artist draws these amazing interesting designs, just to instantly kill them as fodder

[vast crystal]

I'm "stealing" this

[storm jungle]

hey man if you get paid you wouldnt care too much either

[charred jewel]

I love the killer-shrooms

Honestly every single alien in there

[vast crystal]

Fucks

[charred jewel]

Makes for a fantastic force in a novel. I don’t want to see tyranids or orks for the 400th time

[charred jewel]

You ever read a CS goto book

[gray umbra]

🙂

[storm jungle]

yes

all of them

🙂

ive been a 40k fan for 12 years lmao

[crisp heath]

Do the dark angels have the highest amount of traitors from the loyalist legion?

[charred jewel]

What was his best one

[storm jungle]

None

he literally got fired

💀

[charred jewel]

Every book sucked?

Okay. In your opinion, who’s the most underrated author

[storm jungle]

Honestly im not the best person to ask that, i usually just read 40k books and decide on if they were worth the time or not and just kinda move on

I dont really treat any author as "YOO ITS MY MAN"

[gray umbra]

Im finally getting around to reading the NL trilogy

Not bad

[opaque coyote]

By olan meows

[celest dome]

Sarah Cawkwell's fantasy novels are great

[fallen marsh]

Enforcer trilogy is very good and not that well known

[vast crystal]

I can't fucking read

[charred jewel]

I’ve always heard people call it the best chaos marines 40K series

[charred jewel]

“They’re called nanny dogs!”

[vast crystal]

Are there any imperial fists books you'd recommend

[charred jewel]

Yeah read the blood drinkers omnibus

Excuse me the soul drinkers omnibus

[vast crystal]

I said imperial fists

[charred jewel]

Um

I got nothing

[vast crystal]

I used to be really into the blood angles until I suddenly realized I'm a son of dorn

[jade holly]

Good news

Now you can be a Black Templar

[vast crystal]

Fuck no

Black Templars are just wannabe dark angels

[charred jewel]

Bruh you lucky a black Templar fan isn’t in here. Roasted the fuck out of them

[dry epoch]

I appreciate the vote of confidence, thank you!

[celest dome]

Thank you for your novels

[dry epoch]

Pleasure is all mine, I love telling stories.

[opaque coyote]

I am imagining like

A space marine trying to comfort a child

But they're part of one of the meaner chapters

Not Malevolent level

Like idk

Iron Hands

Imagine an Iron Hands marine trying to comfort a kid

[celest dome]

Minautors ?

They're quite 'mean' without being quite 'evil'

[opaque coyote]

Would steal his toys and run.

[opaque coyote]

I almost can't imagine it

But I can

It is very funny

[dry epoch]

Ages ago, I wrote a story with a Space Marine encountering a small child and he struggled to keep up with its swift changes of subject. That was fun. 🙂

[gray umbra]

One day you too can have..iron hands

[opaque coyote]

"CHILD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT CALMS ME DOWN."

"...what?"

"STEALING."

"TELL ME WHO DO YOU HATE"

"Uhhh... I get bullied alot by Bill-"

"WE WILL STEAL HIS TOYS"

[dusk patrol]

He’d probably just say really blunt “positives”

[opaque coyote]

"CHILD. STOP YOUR WEAKNESS. YOU ARE STILL ALIVE."

"But mom... She's-"

"SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF TO KEEP YOU ALIVE. DO NOT LET IT BE IN VAIN."

[dusk patrol]

“Your loss of one parental figure is unsatisfactory, but on average you still have 2 siblings and one parental figure. On Medusa this is very uncommon, all my brothers and sisters died before they reached ten Terran cycles, and my mother and father died when I was only two cycles old.”

[dry epoch]

Haha, I found it lurking in the Dropbox

“When I’s growed,” she said, confident and certain of herself, “I’s gonna be just as big as you’m. I’s gonna wear blue. Red’s rubbish. I’s got three Thrones, how much you’m got?”

The alacrity with which the child kept changing topic made Dashiel’s head spin slightly. “Three Thrones?” he said, weakly. “That’s... a lot of money. It’s more than I’ve got."

[dusk patrol]

“Why are you crying child, you have air to breathe and you can see six meters in front of you without any dust, this is a paradise compared to my world.”

[opaque coyote]

The Iron Hands flexing over a child

I'm just imagining him flexing his fucking augments and shit

"WEAKLING."

He says as he flexes his newest metal arms

With accurate muscle flexing physics

[dusk patrol]

There is a bit in the Ferrus Manus primarch book where an Iron Hand and Emperor Children marine are talking about their homeworlds and the IH mentions that despite being a chemical wasteland Chemos still sounds like a paradise compared to Medusa

Since the EC was able to see his sun, could see ten feet in front of him, and could breathe the air.

[opaque coyote]

Actually fuck it

Suffering Olympics time

Which Primarch had the fucking worst planet to land on?

[dusk patrol]

Medusa, Baal, Fenris, Barabus

All suck in different ways

But those are definitely the worst

Maybe Caliban too

[opaque coyote]

I would include Nuceria

Not because the environment is terrible

But simply because the people are

[dusk patrol]

Nah

[opaque coyote]

Like I think like 90% of the population are slaves?

[dusk patrol]

Angron just got supremely unlucky

[opaque coyote]

Bro literally got jumped as a baby

Twice

[dusk patrol]

Nuceria wasn’t nice but he was also stuck in the worst part of it

[opaque coyote]

Sequentially

[dusk patrol]

Nocturne also is a rough planet

[opaque coyote]

True

Although it doesn't excuse Konrad

I definitely see why he immediately decided to go towards

Uh

[dusk patrol]

Nocturne

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit wrong planet

[dry epoch]

I mean, there are no real island paradises in the Imperium of Man, the whole place is an analogy for Skegness out of season, I swear.

[dusk patrol]

Not Nostramo

[opaque coyote]

[dusk patrol]

Which also sucks but

[dry epoch]

Or maybe even in season.

[opaque coyote]

Vulkan

[dusk patrol]

There’s a couple examples we see but it’s not common

[opaque coyote]

Yeah surprised that he managed to actually become a decent person with how fucking awful the planet is

[dusk patrol]

There’s definitely a planet of hats issues too with some worlds lol

[opaque coyote]

Paradise Planets exist

Unfortunately they are often hell for the people that work there

...

[dry epoch]

I know. But they're not fun.

[opaque coyote]

So basically a regular tourist attraction

Hawaii moment

[dusk patrol]

It depends as always.

[opaque coyote]

[dusk patrol]

There’s some worlds which are you know

Properly biome separated but that’s hard to write and annoying

So instead we get

[opaque coyote]

Boringius Planet #938291

[dusk patrol]

Lava planet

Snow planet

Forest plant

[arctic talon]

Hey Baal does have different biomes

It’s got uh

Salt flats

[opaque coyote]

Planet filled with Zaza

[arctic talon]

Deserts

Mountains

Uh

More desert

[opaque coyote]

Desert Planet with Brain Eating bugs

[dusk patrol]

Hell Fenris has islands and shit

[opaque coyote]

Also sea monsters

Are there any like

[arctic talon]

Fenrisian kraken goes hard

Tbh

[opaque coyote]

Space Wolves successors that are sea based

[dry epoch]

There's some fun ice monsters on Varsavia.

[dusk patrol]

Probably taste dope too

[opaque coyote]

I feel like that would exist due to krakens and shit

[opaque coyote]

Endless Calamari

/Takoyaki

[dusk patrol]

This is very nice also

Forgot to say

[opaque coyote]

If the Kraken is closer to a octopus than a squid

[arctic talon]

I agree

The fenrisian kraken is

Squid like

[dusk patrol]

They’re Nids so they probably are actually really dangerous to eat

[opaque coyote]

I think it would be funny to make an SM chapter based on Seals

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/6/62/KrakenFenris.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191119211752

[dry epoch]

The advantage of being mother to a son whose every other word ended in a question mark. 😄

[dusk patrol]

They’re big boys

[opaque coyote]

Just needs some extra cooking time

[dusk patrol]

Also their teeth make very good chain swords

[opaque coyote]

Just gotta leave it overnight in a fire until all the cells die

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I do wonder if it’s edible

Since it’s a nid gone native

[opaque coyote]

Okay now I really want a sea based SW successors

[arctic talon]

The catachan devil is edible

[dusk patrol]

Void Tridents

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think some books mentioned Krakens being eaten?

[arctic talon]

Aren’t they UM?

[dusk patrol]

Oh SW

Nvm

[dusk patrol]

I’m almost positive it’s mentioned in some of their books

[opaque coyote]

I guess when you get separated from the hivemind

Their cells are no longer deadly

At least

Not deadly enough to not be eaten

Either that or Fenris stomachs simply have adapted to it

Like I think that 40k baseline humans are more durable than modern people

Like I can imagine before humanity explored the galaxy

People decided to genetically edit themselves to be more adaptable

Which is why humans can live on Catachan and not completely die out

Also why mutants exist

It is simply an error for that adaptivty

I mean even Tyranids can have mutants so

[paper haven]

Remember that this is 40 thousand years in the future. Plenty of time for the genome to adapt.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah but there's no way the human race didn't try to genetically edit themselves to be more adaptive

I think it's both

Tbh

Also why things can happen like how Catachan skin is apparently as hard as flak armor

[paper haven]

That is also a good point. They definitely had the ability at some point

[opaque coyote]

Adaptation

[celest dome]

Isn't the matter that you can't eat Tyranids due to micro nids ?

The Ironhead from Necromunda, they're not clone are they ?

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

Basically even the cells of nids are dangerous

Although I wonder

How thoroughly do you have to cook nid to be able to be eaten

Like would it be charred black or can you just have it loke

Well done

[celest dome]

So would the absence of the 'Hive Mind' make those become inactive or dormant

[rose thorn]

They are not clones

They live in bunkers and reproduce normally

[dusk patrol]

It’s not really clear, we don’t know why they went native and how much Tyranid they still are

Just that they share clear Tyranid dna

My theory is there was some sort of very early splinter fleet sent which had to adapt to various worlds to survive, so it eventually just became part of the ecosystem

[low gazelle]

quick question. Is the imperium still able to produce the big church titans?

or not?

[celest dome]

Some of the smaller one yes iirc

[low gazelle]

Do they have a machine spirit?

[young pecan]

I thought titans were just like bigger dreadnoughts where a marine is put in 'em

[dusk patrol]

They’re not

[celest dome]

Knights and Titans always have Machine Spirits

[dusk patrol]

They’re piloting

[arctic talon]

Yes

Very slowly

[dusk patrol]

Knight pilots and princeps for titans

Also other staff like moderati and what not for titans

[celest dome]

And they are more like that kaijou movie mechs

[arctic talon]

Tbh the most irreplaceable part of a titan

Is the princeps

[dusk patrol]

Minimum titan crew is three iirc for Warhounds

[arctic talon]

Like the titan is really important but the princeps is like

[dusk patrol]

Hard to find and replace

[young pecan]

Princeps?

[celest dome]

Pilots

Main Pilots

[dusk patrol]

The titan pilot

[young pecan]

Ohh gotcha

[celest dome]

Those that bear the brunt of the Machine's Spirit

The other are Moderati

Princep usually are also great fighters iirc

[dusk patrol]

Knight Pilots tend to be very proficient since the skills of all the previous pilots blood over

Princeps who don’t reside in the tubes can be

Generally once they get past the Warhound level though a lot use the tubes

[celest dome]

Don't they use the mechanicum thrones

or something

[low gazelle]

have the tau fought a titan?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[low gazelle]

that sounds like a great read

what book?

[celest dome]

Tau casually being a drive by in a Mantha

[arctic talon]

Like 3e rule books

[soft thunder]

Also did you make the Silver Skulls chapter or just write a lot of their books/lore? Just something to clarify for myself.

[dry epoch]

They already existed, but I did a lot of fleshing them out.

[soft thunder]

Ah adopted child then

[dry epoch]

When I picked them up, there wasn't a lot out there. I'm very proud to have contributed more to their existence.

So adopted? Yes. Doesn't make them any less my babies ❤️

[soft thunder]

Ya, adopted in the positive sense lol. If I get SM2 I'm going to make one of the characters into one 🫡

[dry epoch]

I… may have done this 😄

[storm jungle]

Lmaooo nice

[soft thunder]

Hopefully there's a holiday sale for it all. My friends call me a SM2 hater, but I can't wait to play it once I upgrade my PC to be able to play. (cyber Monday waiting.. )

[green loom]

It's p nice

[green loom]

Oh hey shaskais post

Some tasty shit so far

[arctic talon]

what is this?

a leak?

[green loom]

I'll get the post once I'm done reading

It's from that guide to 40k

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShaskaisWarhamBits/s/Y8UBWLPFrr

[dry epoch]

It is a lot of fun.

[charred jewel]

YOU’re a BLACK LIBRARY AUTHOR?

Hold up. You WROTE, OFFICIAL SILVER SKULLS BOOKS?

[young pecan]

What the

new mod?

[charred jewel]

BRO, I think it’s a fucking BL AUTHOR

[dusk patrol]

Yes they’ve been here awhile

[charred jewel]

Bro. That’s fucking insane, I always thought BL authors are like, have to sign non-disclosure agreements to not talk to fans or something

[dusk patrol]

There is endless cases of this not being the case

Often for ill tbh, but no they don’t have to and they often are active online

[green loom]

Defo not

[charred jewel]

You ever seen another BL author on the ‘cord? Because this is my first

[green loom]

ADB and such used to talk nonstop lol

[charred jewel]

This is like meeting a navy seal at the gym

[green loom]

They're more creatures of forums/social media

[charred jewel]

Man, Ms. cawkwell speciality does appear to be silver skulls and red corsairs

[charred jewel]

Is it okay to ping her with lore questions or. Not allowed in this chat channel or any channel?

[green loom]

I wouldn't

[charred jewel]

Yeah good idea

[green loom]

Though they're usually happy to answer when they pop up

[arctic talon]

not new, I mostly see them in book club

[young pecan]

OH oops

[dry epoch]

Hello. Yes, I have written BL stuff.

🙂

[charred jewel]

Alright well, Ms. Cawkwell, if and when you happenstance go down the chat:

1.) do the red corsairs have 100k marines? 50k? 70k?

2.) how many ships do they have above escort size?

3.) how many people live on new badab?

4.) is huron’s power axe master-crafted?

5.) does Huron have to use ointment for his cyber eye?

6.) Is Huron/the red corsairs willing to use tarellians again, and if so under which conditions? What was the type of weapons and armor they had when they jumped Huron for not waiting for them to finish? Also was there thousands of tarellians in that space ship chamber or was it like, a couple hundred, what was their weapons and armor like? Like flak/autogun and shock maul/monolecular blade equivalent?

7.) Is Huron purposely bald and shaves his head or is he just bald?

8.) what’s huron’s end goals?

9.) Does Huron ever use “arrrrg” matey” or “my maties” or “walk the plank”! Or some 40K version of these pirate themes.

10.) has the red corsairs finished looking around their Blackstone fortress and figured out all its weapons, do they still have spindle drones killing crew?

11.) Did Huron actually murder the mantis warriors chapter master?

12.) does Huron bear grudges against the exterminators, mantis warriors and lamenters for giving up/killing his marines?

13.) Do the red corsairs let blank regular humans join?

14.) Has Huron considered adding a storm-bolter combi-ing to his lightning claw or no?

15.) what happened to his heavy flamer?

16.) Does Huron smell?

17.) Does Huron let regular hummies command space marines or is that a big no and he’s an astartes supremacist?

18.) how many inquisitors has the red corsairs taken out?

19.) have the red corsairs ever went toe to toe with a necron dynasty(

20.) How did you like the portrayel of the red corsairs/huron in Battlefleet gothic 2? Did you like battlefleet gothic 2? (The ship was fucking OP, destroyed everything)

21.) Do the red corsairs prefer bigger cruisers or lighter cruisers?

22.) Have the Red corsairs ever taken on a T’au merchant or navy fleet?

23.) Is the Red corsairs going to allow primaris traitors?

24.) this is a big one, there’s an Italian YouTuber named the Pontius and he just covered the entire Badab War, did you watch it, did you like it, and what did the Pontius get wrong about the badab war?

25.) Does Huron like plasma weaponry or melta weaponry more?

26.) have the red corsairs ever done a raid on commorragh?

27.) do the silver skulls get along with other ultramarine successors?

28.) Does the silver skulls use warrior-serfs, or blood angels tower guards or space wolf kaerls or is that a no.

29.) how many ships do the silver skulls have?

30.) How hands-on are the silver skulls with their planets administration?

31.) How primaris’d are the silver skulls right now? 50% 0% 25% 100%?

32.) how good is chapter strength of the silver skulls right now, 600 marines 1,000 marines 400 marines?

33.) in your next silver skulls story, can you write them spitting to death someone. The belchers gland is cool

Oh wow

I was going to write another 20 questions but as you’re here I don’t want to lose the chance

[dry epoch]

Hah, I’m about to go to bed as it’s like, half past midnight

[charred jewel]

Ahhhh damnit

WAIT! Before you go. Just one, did Huron kill the mantis warrior chapter master?

[young pecan]

Holy moly

[arctic talon]

well that is

certianly a fucking list

lol

[dry epoch]

I am not qualified to answer on behalf of my former client, Mr H Blackheart, Esq.

[young pecan]

The enthusiasm is awesome but let's not pepper the author who already has lots to keep track of unless they'd like to 😭

[charred jewel]

😭

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love how this sounds like you're the lawyer of Huron Blackheart

[dry epoch]

I have picked a random question to answer.

Yes, Huron smells of wet dog.

[opaque coyote]

"My Emperor, my client pleads 'Oopsie Daisies'"

[opaque coyote]

Now I can officially say Huron smells like a bitch

Jk

[dry epoch]

🙂

But for now, sleep beckons for tomorrow is another day of work to pay the bills.

Ciao!

[charred jewel]

Did you write the short story with Huron working with a word bearers sorcerer to attack a Soroitas outpost? Because if you did, I read that and it was a good story and enjoyed it

Goodnight

[dry epoch]

Yes. That was mine. ‘Bitter End’.

Probably one of my personal favourites tbh, and thank you 🙂

[charred jewel]

That was depressing the POV of the cannoness realizing the battle sisters are thinning out before doing the leap with the power sword

[dry epoch]

Not many happy endings in the 40k holiday camp

[charred jewel]

Also loved the wall breaking, wall breaking sieging never gets old

Melta bombs rule

Or charges, I forgot which one was used

…I think they’re the same thing

[dry epoch]

Walls are made to be broken. Like rules.

[crisp heath]

a short story featuring the sororitas huh?

gonna have to read that then

[storm jungle]

theres quite a few sororitas short stories

with uh

a lot of varying quality lol

[crisp heath]

i hope i´ll find the time to write my own soon but i´m also writing my thesis and i can´t take a break from writing by....writing

[crisp heath]

are there any sexy ones? 😉

[rose thorn]

the rose ones!

i

[storm jungle]

Uhhh no sadly 😔

[crisp heath]

😭

[rose thorn]

i have mixed feelings as a gsc player abotu them

[storm jungle]

Some are legit so boring tho like

i forgot which martyr story it was

but its literally just

shoot cultists in factory

end

like... the fuck was that

[rose thorn]

rose at war has gsc orks

i dont liek it lmao

[storm jungle]

LOL

i do love how much that Augusta bloody rose chick gets attention

she has like 4 books now

[rose thorn]

WAHT

also rose in darkness is a gsc book, i havent finsihed it

but i had to take a break form teh sisters circle jerk

and i didnt like the magus

hes like, a guy with mindcontrol powers?\

thats it?

and he has a tattoo on his chest

[rose thorn]

how

[storm jungle]

popularity

[crisp heath]

ugh i need to get more sororitas stuff to read

[rose thorn]

people like the books?

isnt it just bolter porn with singing? but also i havent finished nay of my sisters books

so

WAIT I FINSIEHD ONE

[crisp heath]

new luetin veedjo dropped a few hours ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLT8r-FaVgA

[crisp heath]

bolter action with singing sounds neato dorito

[rose thorn]

i read the ephrael stern book for harlequins

there

was none

it was a good book tho

[rose thorn]

meh, its really intrusive, luckily teh VA is a good singer

i think thats why she voices all teh sisters books

[crisp heath]

oh you´re talking about an audiobook?

[rose thorn]

yeah

i cant read ;~;

[dry epoch]

I present

https://www.blacklibrary.com/warhammer-40000/quick-reads/bitter-end-eshort.html

[rose thorn]

oh shit its captain kentucky

[dry epoch]

And now

[crisp heath]

you want me to buy it huh....

[dry epoch]

Sleep

[crisp heath]

i mean i guess it´s fine

you know how much i make?

over six

THOUSAND!

euros

a year

[dry epoch]

Have fun, you crazy kids

[rose thorn]

you maek 2 dollars an hour?

[vagrant fox]

Oh hey, you're still around. I liked your Silver Skulls story

[crisp heath]

if you calculate it like that yeah i guess!

[dry epoch]

Thanks 🙂

[crisp heath]

i´m gonna have to be upfront with you though, i´m not gonna read it if i have to pay for it

my birthday is tomorrow....

UwU

[dry epoch]

All good

[crisp heath]

i would pay for it if i had my degree already finished and were making any money

[crisp heath]

ok i´m gonna be even more honest with you then. i would like for you to give it to me FOR FREE UWU

or you have to wait for a year maybe

[rose thorn]

oh ye i love teh warcry short stories!

[crisp heath]

then i can give you a review

[dry epoch]

You’re all lovely but I am now mostly asleep

Night!

[rose thorn]

sleep well!

[vagrant fox]

Sleep tight

[young pecan]

Support artists silly

[crisp heath]

as mentioned, i have just enough money to buy rice right now.

academics are usually very happy when you email them asking for a free copy of their paper, i guess the same doesn´t really apply to artists, i see that now

[vagrant fox]

Not usually, no. It's their income

[young pecan]

It's a finished product of art and income, if they gave their labor away for free then they would not make money

[crisp heath]

🤷‍♀️

[dense mortar]

Is it weird that I walked outside this morning and a pack of wolves were sat in my lawn. Upon seeing me they all began howling in unison, as if the very Canix Helix was in them.

[young pecan]

I am sorry you're not in a position to support the artist, but supporting is how it should be 🙏

[crisp heath]

right-o

[wintry scarab]

Btw, is this anyone else's favorite mission? For some reason i have a bunch of good memories while playing this mission.

[storm jungle]

Its prob my favorite mission in the game solely due to the finale

holding off the landing-complex while Imperial Advance blasts in the background as Masozi flies over with fire-support is so fucking good

"THEY SEEK TO RECLAIM THE STATION, THEY SHALL FAIL!"

https://tenor.com/view/commando-arnold-hero-ready-to-fight-lets-goo-gif-26381178

[crisp heath]

i like them all 🌞

[storm jungle]

😔

[vagrant fox]

I like the train mission because as a zealot I just have to charge the enemy

[charred jewel]

I read the graphic comic

[rose thorn]

i read the audiobook

its

fine

i havent read the comic yet tho

it included both of the eldar factiosn im interested in

For 5 minutes total

[storm jungle]

The comic is very fun

[crisp heath]

i´m actually thinking of if there´s a mission i don´t like now

[storm jungle]

its also not attainable anymore so you can just read it for free on google lol

[crisp heath]

i think the only factor that determines whether i choose one over another is how often i´ve been playing one of two options recently

[storm jungle]

Im kinda trying to think too hm

[charred jewel]

That Culexus was definitely at a diddy party