40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

But I mean like taking down a fan animation which isn’t associated with them

[rose thorn]

i think GW jsut sturggled with translating corporate english to english english

[dusk patrol]

And isn’t making money off the IP directly

[raven stone]

I…kind of sort of disagree? Like, the fans of Genshin and Honkai Star Rail don’t take the story any less seriously despite all the inane animations.

But that having been said - I appreciate it is a different medium…

[dusk patrol]

With TTS the creator was already obviously tired of the series and used it as an excuse

[rose thorn]

they show no concern about poeple making third party models and 3d printing too, they mainly took stuff down that was ltieral model scans lmao

[dusk patrol]

And he’s been doing his own thing

[rose thorn]

and its really good lmao

[dusk patrol]

Yeah there’s some insanely blatant stuff

Which they probably could pursue

Or outright scans as you say

[rose thorn]

which is fair

[opaque coyote]

to be fair 90% of HSR and Genshin fans don't read

and also both games love yapping

[rose thorn]

also GW files all thier businesses under one group

[opaque coyote]

more purple prose than there is lightning in Inazuma

[rose thorn]

which is interesting

BL, citadel, GW, their digital shit

i forgot what their videogame company thing was called

[rose thorn]

The regicide game’s ost goes game hard damn

[storm jungle]

the game has a lot of good bits

just not good enough

[rose thorn]

Why 40k for regicide lmao

what the fuck

1999?

All the other bases are copy righters for 2019

Also most of these bases are pretty fucked

I don’t really care i just thought it was interesting

[crystal forum]

that's an abnormal amount of holes

[arctic talon]

oh you got an old ass base lol

[hallow plover]

"WITH HOLES"

Gotta make sure you choose the right base

[outer wave]

Are there any CSMs that see fellow humans as equals?

[rose thorn]

Alpha legion and some cultists with the word bearers

Most humans die for their gods in WB

But some high priests (mostly female or old) are seen as equals

Male priests would most likely ascend to space marine dom

[outer wave]

Huh, I thought WB looked down on humans and at most saw humans with potential as key portions to summoning demons

[rose thorn]

Yeah but they are also religion

They have humans on their council

[outer wave]

Ahhhh

[arctic talon]

WB's as a whole have humans in their command structure cultists can get really high ranking in the WB, Alpha Legion

Mostly because the Alpha Legion needs to have like

[rose thorn]

BL maybe?

[arctic talon]

infiltrators

[arctic talon]

Abbadon is a marine supremacist as is his inner circle

[rose thorn]

Yeah but he had an Eldar for a while

[outer wave]

Bro had an Eldar in his circle?

[rose thorn]

Yeha a drukhari wych

[arctic talon]

one of his inner circle members did

rather

Khayon had a Wych around

but Eldar aren't "mortals" so to speak

they aren't humans

Abbadon does think that Marines should rule over humans

but he's not going to not work with human cultists and such

[rose thorn]

Also I think, WE have high ranking humans

[arctic talon]

WE Butcher Surgeons have human assistants they work with yeah

[outer wave]

I see I see

I guess thats so they could have some smaller, refined hands for the purposes of installing Butcher's Nails?

[rose thorn]

Theoretically tzeentch would too? But that is very very iffy

I mean 1k sons

[arctic talon]

Unclear for them

[outer wave]

Thousand Sons could simply because a human was seen as kinda cool by Tzeentch

[rose thorn]

A; Magic baby we need good wizards even if human

[arctic talon]

We know the best male sorcs on sotarius get drafted

[crisp heath]

Tzeentch’s funniest clown

[arctic talon]

To turn into aspiring sorcs

[rose thorn]

B; they melt dead psykers down into candles after true use all of their magic up

[arctic talon]

We know there’s a civilian population on sotarius

Prolly one of the least awful daemon planets controlled by a god aligned legion to live on

Besides the horrifying molten crystal rain

And uh

Mutations

[outer wave]

Im sure most arent harmful

Most

[arctic talon]

Idk

[rose thorn]

DG is very, very iffy

[outer wave]

I dont think DG would give a shit about humans

[rose thorn]

But they are the most like, split up legion

[outer wave]

They're more useful as poxwalkers or taking fire as cultists

[arctic talon]

DG don’t care that much

[arctic talon]

They aren’t that split up

[rose thorn]

I mean politically

[arctic talon]

Oh

In that case yeah lmao

[outer wave]

Im pretty sure they're the most stable dedicated traitor legion (relatively)

[arctic talon]

Plague planet sucks

To live on

Morty is a tyrant

[rose thorn]

‘Guys let’s follow’ insery character
‘Let’s just fucking die pls I beg-‘

[arctic talon]

He’s doing the same shit

His dad did

[outer wave]

How the turn tables

[rose thorn]

Oh no the legion is split (politically) between like, every DG character and like BL

[arctic talon]

The legion is stable command structure wise

[rose thorn]

Basically every ship wants to side with someone different

[arctic talon]

And organization wise

But that’s about it

[rose thorn]

Yeah but they don’t know what they even wanna do if anything

[arctic talon]

They all want their own thing

Lol

[outer wave]

Deathguard like BOYS LOVE????

Sorry, continue

[rose thorn]

SPACE MARINE M PREG WHEN

[outer wave]

DG M preg....

[rose thorn]

fr

[arctic talon]

💀

[outer wave]

Grandfather could gift one of them with a womb....

[arctic talon]

Shut

[rose thorn]

I know in uh, lords of silence, some DG like humans, some hate them, some don’t wanna do anything

Some hunt ppl on the lower decks, some protect them

It’s obscenely inconsistently

[arctic talon]

But yeah sotarius is a relatively functioning planet

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[outer wave]

Which makes sense considering there's no rule of law or code thats being talked of anymore

[arctic talon]

Ignoring the horrifying natural phenomena

[rose thorn]

EC lets uh

[arctic talon]

But there’s a lot of libraries lmao

[rose thorn]

Skip

[arctic talon]

One for each of the thousand sons cults

And one for magnus

[rose thorn]

Ice ice

[outer wave]

Actually weirder question that will probably get me shot by Bulgur: for the traitor legions that dont look at humans in a way that we look at ants or dirt, can there be something resembling romantic relations between the two?

[rose thorn]

Mag The Magnus

[arctic talon]

A lot of the population like

Work in them or study

I’m actually not sure what they eat

[rose thorn]

Actually the NL are weird

I haven’t read the books tho

[arctic talon]

there is wildlife

Like

[rose thorn]

But

[arctic talon]

On the planet

But I don’t think hunting wildlife is like a sustainable way

To feed the population

[rose thorn]

I heard there is a human marine relationship in there

[arctic talon]

Especially since the tzaangors do so as well

[arctic talon]

It’s not love

[rose thorn]

Damn

[outer wave]

Damn

[arctic talon]

In a romantic sense or even a platonic sense imo

He does care her though

[outer wave]

Isnt that platonic love?

[arctic talon]

It’s weird

It’s weird is what I’ll say

[rose thorn]

I doubt

[arctic talon]

Like

Very odd

Best to read it

[rose thorn]

Also NL are the broken legion

So views on humans could vary greatly. But also NL are all psychopaths

[arctic talon]

Sotarius has to have farms

Now that I think about it

[rose thorn]

So if you don’t get skinned it’s probably for a reason

[arctic talon]

They couldn’t sustain the population otherwise

[rose thorn]

Which planet I that again

1k?

[arctic talon]

Thousand sons

Yeah

[rose thorn]

Ah

Magnus old world uses green houses I think

Man I love chaos cultists, they are my favorite part of CSM

I hope we get more units

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Eventually I have a feeling they’ll be split off

Into a mortal chaos army

[rose thorn]

I’d prefer if it’s like the relationship between darkoath and chaos warriors

(And belakor stuff ig)

It’s like, 2 armies that work together just fine

[arctic talon]

Yeah

That’s what I mean

[rose thorn]

Ohh

My bad

[arctic talon]

Rn chaos cultists are like

Mostly functional as their own army

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

You just need to run csm tanks as well for anti armor

[rose thorn]

2 leaders if you don’t count the space marine priest guy

Traitor guard, beastmen

And the cultists

[arctic talon]

Daemon engines(arguable)

And also just daemons lol

[rose thorn]

Can marines still bring demons?

[arctic talon]

Yes

Csm can bring 500 points of daemons

[rose thorn]

Ice

[arctic talon]

And 500 points of each of the cult marines

[rose thorn]

Who’s considered cult marines now a days?

Is it still berserkers, dust men, sound men, and normal plague marines ?

[arctic talon]

The classic 4 yeah

[rose thorn]

Ice

Is the 500 points of cultist rule still there?

Idk why I’m saying this like I’m gonna get a csm ameh

Ameh

Mary

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

Omg

[rose thorn]

Yay

[arctic talon]

It’s been gone since late 9e

Iirc

The cultist detachment is funny as shit

[rose thorn]

I feel like S2D are gonna be fucking insane this edition tbh

Not like strongly insane

But like

Obseenly fun

[rose thorn]

I heard

[tough haven]

My silly little goobers

[rose thorn]

the chaos gods give his silliest warriors the hardest missions

[opaque coyote]

Same with the Emperor

Cain moment

The goal is to out bullshit the other

[crystal forum]

i learned today that gunmetal is an actual metal which is actually a brass

it doesn't look like gunmetal colour at all

gunmetal is a weird name too

like what gun

[outer wave]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunmetal

Apparently it was formerly made for guns

Replaced by steel and other materials like polymer

[crystal forum]

we have been lied to by big paint

[outer wave]

Its a weird color

[near wasp]

In terms of paint it's not brass instead it's a shade called gunmetal grey but they just name it gunmetal

[lapis verge]

Chat I gotta ask

There are no specific rules for monogod CSM armies right

Like dedicated rules for Thousand Sons, World Eaters or the like

[celest dome]

The CSM codex has rules for pledged armies iirc

[outer wave]

And EC I think is getting more rules specific to themselves so they are more differentiated from regular CSM

[celest dome]

Ye EC are to get a Codex next year

[lapis verge]

ayo fr?

damn thats pretty based

A shame I dont care too much for EC

The purple looks pretty rad tho ngl

Tho I might reconsider if we get more official Noise Marine minis

[outer wave]

Yeah I think more will consider them if their minis look rad

[celest dome]

They'll probably get Fulgrim model and updates to most of their older models too

[outer wave]

I wanna see more cool cultist models

[lapis verge]

Didn't Fulgrim already have a DP model

Granted its resin but yea a plastic Fulgrim would be nice

Also more EC wielding fancy ass swords

Eldar but Astartes

Wait that reminds me of smth

Are monogod Gors considered part of the 40k Chaos roster, considering Daemons are shared among universes?

[opaque coyote]

SM armor generations by Plebegengis

where did mark 9 go

[celest dome]

30k one yes

[opaque coyote]

What would a Lamenter's teammate be like in Rogue Trader?

I think

Excellent stats

Always terrible rolls

[celest dome]

Chaos Gors exist, but the setting of 40k doesn't really care about BM so we don't tend to see them

[zenith hill]

I wonder if the soul drinkers will ever get a codex

[celest dome]

Only Legion Chapters do

[lapis verge]

In Lore yes

But on TT is it allowed to have monogod Gors for monogod armies?

Like Tzaangors for TS, or Pestigors for DG?

Cause ngl SM2 kinda spoiled me with all the chaff being Tzaangors lol

[opaque coyote]

Also y'know that one scene where Guilliman genuinely thinks about retiring to a farm?

[outer wave]

Pestigors and the rest of the dedicated Gor types haven't appeared on the TT in any official capacity

Well minus Tzaangors

[opaque coyote]

Apparently one roman emperor actually had a similar dream

[outer wave]

Which roman emperor?

[opaque coyote]

Cincinnatus

[outer wave]

Not familiar with him

[opaque coyote]

He's famous for leading out in desperate times, then retiring to his farm

Twice

[outer wave]

Lmao

[opaque coyote]

Y'know how Hollywood movies always have like

The government or some other entity call somebody in retirement to come back

[lapis verge]

I thoughg it was Diocletian

[opaque coyote]

fuck which one is it

give me a sec

[lapis verge]

Cincinnatus wasn't an emperor lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah true

He did serve as "Dictator" twice tho

Apparently both of them had a similar habit

Both of them retired to a farm after their job was done

[lapis verge]

True

During the Roman Republic thoe

Similar aspirations, but being a Republic Dictator wasnt a permanent office

[opaque coyote]

True

Either way, both of them love farming

[lapis verge]

Meanwhile one does not simply retire as the Emperor

You usually get notified of your termination as Emperor.

via knife in gut.

[opaque coyote]

At Carnuntum people begged Diocletian to return to the throne, to resolve the conflicts that had arisen through Constantine's rise to power and Maxentius's usurpation.[213] Diocletian's reply: "If you could show the cabbage that I planted with my own hands to your emperor, he definitely wouldn't dare suggest that I replace the peace and happiness of this place with the storms of a never-satisfied greed.

[lapis verge]

beyond based

Now I'm remembering the Thanos farmer scene from Avengers Endgame

Only replace Thanos with Guilliman lmao

Thanos looks like he is around the size of a regular Primarch anyway, maybe multiply by 2 or 3

[opaque coyote]

Despite the quote, Diocletian wasn't humble at all

=man murdered his way to the top and demanded to be known as “your lord and god”

[lapis verge]

tbf, what I got from the quote was less humble and more "I am NOT dealing with that bs a second time"

[opaque coyote]

yup

also

A comment underneath the post says

"Isn't it nice of GW to help Eldar players to really feel and truly understand the despair of a dying race and the suffering it entails?"

[arctic talon]

Maybe someday it’ll be in plastic again

I know like 3 people with it lol

[opaque coyote]

Dick impaler gone

how will we live

The Eldar has fallen

(again)

(for the second time)

Billions must die to make Ynnead

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

By Drunk-Rememberancer

Honestly, if Space Marines could still have romantic attraction

They would definitely pull something equally embarrassing

Actual turbo virgins

||like m-||

[warm comet]

I don’t get the meme

😔

[low gazelle]

ayyy my man

just like me frfr

I still got that sweet card bb

[low gazelle]

Wait the primarchs are capable of romantic attractions?

or no?

also werrent the primarchhs considered failiures

[opaque coyote]

yes

[opaque coyote]

technically not really

except Angron

he was originally suppsoed to be empathetic and understanding

...

[low gazelle]

pfffffft

[opaque coyote]

until he got nails shoved into his brain

[low gazelle]

Im honestly surprised humaniity is still hholding

well

the "good" part of humanity

[winter vessel]

she would pour out every ounce of Parental issues to her partner and they would just nod.

[celest dome]

Isn't the Angron Empathy largely fan lore ?

[low gazelle]

Are there plague marines?

[opaque coyote]

Woman with daddy issues

So...

Not much has changed in the 41st millennium

[queen laurel]

you cactus with the extra spikes

was Grimgor the largest orc in fantasy or was that title belonging to someone else

[winter vessel]

now that I think about it, what would be an IWs love language? Words of Affirmation?

[low gazelle]

deadlifts

[opaque coyote]

"PARTNER. I WISH TO PROFESS MY ADMIRATION FOR YOU."

"HERE. I MADE A CASTLE JUST FOR YOU."

"Oh that's pretty co-"

"WAIT. IT IS 2 CM OFF. GIVE ME A MINUTE."

pulls out a rocket launcher

blows up castle

"I NEED TO REBUILD IT FOR YOU."

"wait but I thought the Imperial Fists were the b-"

neck crack

"never mind"

[winter vessel]

they would compare it to an Imperial Fist, but that girl wouldn't really care what the IW thinks

An Alpha Legionnaire would just screw with you 24/7

[vagrant fox]

In Slave of Nuceria he can feel the pain others are suffering in an arena fight and actively tries to minimize the suffering others feel. As much as he can in a fight to the death anyways. I think there's also something about him being able to take others suffering? Besides that I think it's speculative

[opaque coyote]

You wouldn't know if they were cheating on you

Because it turns out they weren't cheating on you

But they were just simply contacting their secret network to figure out the perfect gift

Those times she was at another dude's house?

She was actually calculating the perfect circumference for the wrapping

[celest dome]

I think he was the strongest, but just pure size there might have been one, but I don't remember where

[queen laurel]

I see, Good to know

[warm comet]

Do we have any idea who the psyker is talking to when they say ‘my beloved’

Obviously implied to be the emperor, but surely not right?

[wintry scarab]

Out of curiosity, i went on halo infinite to see if anything has changed. £8 for a helmet. Just needed to say that somewhere.

[celest dome]

Either Emperor, a Saint (Maybe Messalina), or a Daemon posing for it, or another unnamed Warp being

Or just schizofrenia or what ever

[arctic talon]

Possibilities: shard of the emperor, a saint, some other benevolent warp entity, a daemon, the Psyker is just crazy, a malevolent warp entity

[dusk patrol]

Also could be multiple of these things

[warm comet]

What is a shard of the emperor?

And would he take interest in some psyker?

Doesn’t he eat them lol

[celest dome]

Shards are just small independent sliver of Warp being

[arctic talon]

The emperor are just slivers of the emperor’s mind/soul

It’s heavily implied the emperor has fragmented

[celest dome]

As on would it take interest in the Psyker, no way to really say

[arctic talon]

In fact it’s arguably outright confirmed in ||the dlc for rogue trader considering you throw hands with a shard||

[hollow fractal]

Someone said Chris chan would be the Emperor in his own 40K universe...

I said the karker was wrong...

[celest dome]

Who the f is Chris Chan, and do I want to know

[hollow fractal]

He'd be Warlord that leads the Heretic Astartes Warband known as the MotherfucRs 😭

This has been Apyrs insanity for tonight. Signing out.

[hollow fractal]

Basically the reason Khornes boys are so angry.

[crisp heath]

Old lolcow, basically a mentally disabled person who got bullied for about a decade by the internet and then eventually got involved in some uniquely disgusting crimes

[dusk patrol]

Not a pleasant person

[rose plover]

You don't

[raven stone]

Do note said person himself is also quite a piece of work

Due to his parents failing to bring him up properly, in all honesty.

The train wreck of his life has been an ever escalating downward spiral since the first, inevitable moment he decided to have an internet presence.

Not that the people who troll him are any better - for some of them, if they are now employed adults and their bosses are informed of what they did…

…it ain’t gon be pretty.

At all.

Especially in a US context.

[warm comet]

Not worth talking about them really

[crisp heath]

@storm jungle https://www.reuters.com/technology/turkey-blocks-instant-messaging-platform-discord-2024-10-09/ are you ok?

[crystal forum]

do they banned it because they can't constantly monitor everybody on the platform. amazing

[shadow plover]

Granted, it is a bit weird Discord doesn't help in situations like this

[crystal forum]

so they're just supposed to give all the user's data the moment they're asked?

it's a violation of privacy

[shadow plover]

no, but when there's an active investigation, usually companies will comply to government requests of personal data

i.e. you go and post some vile stuff on twitter they'd probably contact twitter and ask for personal details and they'd most likely get them

or directly from the ISP provider

think US based companies have to give personal data if the US government demands it

Still, Turkey being Turkey, there are some issues involved how they'd operate such power

[queen laurel]

well i just hope that she can still get in here somehow not really the same with out Dilara Around here

who am i going to bother with pointless questions

[near wasp]

Wow

That's just 😢

[crisp heath]

I now have a space wolf best friend in rogue trader

And man they are way cooler then I thought

Battle bard buddy

Also iconoclast goes hard

“You waste your time trying to tempt me, it is not blood that defines a persons deeds — only their will does, and my will is thus, begone from my mind!”

As you banish a monsters grip on you

What a beast

[thorn zenith]

i think i vaguely recall someone saying that they asked the devs about this, the answer being that "the short answer is 'yes', the long answer is 'its complicated'"

no idea how true it is tho

[thorn zenith]

one of my favorite moments in the game, balls so hard we banish a daemon by our very own will

shame my game got busted somehow and i have yet to find out how to unbust it

[queen laurel]

damn Gw a whole book dedicated to just space marine lore

[near wagon]

They need a whole book on the successor chapters

[storm jungle]

I love this country.

But also yeah im okay, using a VPN rn 💀

[spring cairn]

Erdogan will be deployed at your adress in 10 minutes

[storm jungle]

😔

[queen laurel]

Skarsnik has Already been deployed to your location

[storm jungle]

[gray umbra]

[rose thorn]

Is this book good?

[rose thorn]

Yay!!

[storm jungle]

its aggressively ok

[gray umbra]

Is it nordvpn

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

[queen laurel]

With that information I provided to you you can try deducing yourself

[near wasp]

Glad to see your bs laws will not contain you

[storm jungle]

thanks

they literally tried/banned Roblox so nothing is off limits

[rose thorn]

Oooo

[rose thorn]

What kind of government is turkey?

[storm jungle]

Uhh democratic

the issue is our people are stupid and pick bad leaders lmao

[near wasp]

That's pretty much the same everywhere

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

[plush mason]

well at least you arent like Russia, yet

a democracy in name only

[spring cairn]

don't they jail any big opposition leaders for bogus corruption accusations in turkey

or declare them ineligible

[storm jungle]

Uhh it does happen but its not rampant like Russia

like our government isnt totalitarian they just sometimes abuse their power through dumb shit then backpedal on it most of the time

[paper haven]

Not brave enough to go all in on the corruption

[near wasp]

Corruption

[storm jungle]

Yeah this

its a shit government but they usually go "AW FUCK GO BACK"

[spring cairn]

sounds like managed democracy to me

[storm jungle]

lol pretty much

like our current president is a guy who used to be a trucker and hasnt even graduated from university

[spring cairn]

i bet all candidates you can vote for over there are Erdogan's wife and cousins

[storm jungle]

LOL

Nah we have legit candidates

the problem is uh

[crystal forum]

turkey tried banning you from discord

[storm jungle]

Turkey is either city folk or countryside folk, most of our population is very uneducated and dumb or easy to sway

its why Erdoğan always wins

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-skipper-weve-been-ratted-out-boys-ratted-out-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-22640063

[storm jungle]

the other candidates may as well not exist

its a great case of "well they are kinda there i guess"

[storm jungle]

Oh no we are fully banned, im on a VPN

[paper haven]

That's sort of funny. We vote for him because he always wins.
Why does he always win? Because we always vote for him.

[spring cairn]

Tunisia has gone full managed democracy aswell

[crystal forum]

one of the only bans of social media i support is brazil banning twitter because they have legitimate reasons to do so

[spring cairn]

with pretend elections

[storm jungle]

Yeah this

it isnt rigged

we literally are just that stupid

LMAO

[spring cairn]

i mean at that point

[queen laurel]

It has something in common with philippines

[spring cairn]

could you even tell if it was actually rigged

[storm jungle]

Honestly beats me

[crystal forum]

usually though when a shitty country bans social media it's because the government can't fully control what people say there smh

[storm jungle]

because Erdo gets proper support from people

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-marvel-decision-rebel-council-gif-5618300

[storm jungle]

and our populace is super easy to sway

[outer wave]

Yeah how the fuck do you guys put in Bong Bong Jr?

[paper haven]

Vote for me or you're gay

-wins in a landslide

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

Bro i avoid any political related stuff about the philippines because it is an entire circus

[crystal forum]

are gay people even legal over there

[storm jungle]

Also every presidential candidate we got says the same shit

"We are gonna deport all the Kurds"

"We are gonna make roads"

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-angry-out-of-car-meme-fast-am-talking-gif-17285849

[spring cairn]

barely

[shadow plover]

least nationalist turk

[outer wave]

I don't blame you because politics sucks shit

[paper haven]

Ah yes. The kurds.

[storm jungle]

Queer people exist and its not safe but you wont get killed on the street for it just get mean looks.

Islamic nations in general are just awful for gay people

[near wasp]

Getting stoned to death probably ain't pleasant

[storm jungle]

they also think "gay" means basically a guy in feminine clothing, and not just any regular joe or woman off the street whos sexual orientation you cant even tell.

Like my dad for example thinks being a lesbian is a mental disease lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah at least there you wouldn't get ambushed by a horde of turkish orks, it only happens when you bad mouth the obviously bad politician

[paper haven]

I'd rate Turkey as one of the safer islamic nations to be gay in, although I admit the bar is on the ground.

[crystal forum]

funny since most of the muslims i know are queer

[storm jungle]

Yeah this

turkey is like the biggest case of

"I absolutely hate gays"

Is probably gay himself

[near wasp]

They are just coping

[storm jungle]

pretty much

those types are an actual IRL trope

[outer wave]

I love how often that is the case with people that don't like le gay

[paper haven]

I actually went to Turkey once. It was nice. I ate at a McDonalds.

[storm jungle]

its like those racist white guys who says they hate black people but fantasize about having sex with a non-white person

[outer wave]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

its very fascinating and funny

[outer wave]

You know, maybe they get off to how taboo they make their kink

[paper haven]

You joke but most of the most racist people often date outside their own race. I- I don't get it.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a psychological coping mechanism

lmao yeah its WILD

[paper haven]

AT least those that I've met are like that

[crystal forum]

did you know that grindr crashed due to excess traffic during a republican assembly

[storm jungle]

LOL

[paper haven]

Not purely white people, mind you. Pretty much any super racist I've met and I've met a lot.

[queen laurel]

Black people are lucky

Anyway guys i want to date this alien mommy

Like i have seen a good chunk of people like that

It's rather a wonder how brains are both good and bad

[paper haven]

I suppose that since our instinct is to go for genetic diversity, that means that those among us who are most aware of the genetic differences are most likely to seek it out, even if unconsciously.
Although I may be giving them too much credit on that.

[spring cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awFy4h6XMrQ

this is what i hear when i read

"super racist"

[paper haven]

I find it hard to argue with that

[spring cairn]

i have measurehead quotes hanged on my wall

[celest dome]

Picking Old Ones

Either I'm from a time before the War in Heaven (so not chaos)
Or I'm the last surviving one

[opaque coyote]

Since it says M42

You're the last one

[near wasp]

May as well be a human and pray you get lucky enough to be on a paradise world

Or tau

[opaque coyote]

I mean it does say choose the planet

So

[outer wave]

It doesnt say you have to be in the galaxy where what we know of 40k is taking place so

Some random fuck off alien species outside of the galaxy

[storm jungle]

LOL

outside the box thinking, literally

[outer wave]

Finally putting the knowledge I've learned from Umineko into use....

[opaque coyote]

Fair

Although you might be born as a tyranid

[outer wave]

Thats not the worst thing

Basically just a hivemind

[storm jungle]

Theres no way Tyranids are around the entire exterior of the galaxy

[outer wave]

You dont believe the theory that the galaxy is surrounded by nids?

[storm jungle]

I mean no because its stupid

people forget how vast the universe is

the Imperium has a roughly million worlds

and the milky way still has between 100-200 billion planets

[opaque coyote]

And many more left unexplored

[storm jungle]

almost every species is a drop in the ocean

[opaque coyote]

Except Orks

[storm jungle]

Even orks.

space is unfathomably large

[opaque coyote]

Apparently those mfs are outside the milky way

[storm jungle]

Nah thats wrong lore

the vox-probe they sent out never reached outside the milky way

[opaque coyote]

So it got stolen by orks

Funny

[outer wave]

So you're thinking the reason for hivefleets coming from different directions within the galaxy is simply due to the hivefleets drifting around and attacking from another angle, not because something massive is just waiting outside?

[opaque coyote]

Oh no not this theory

[storm jungle]

Yes to the first

No to the last

we very much know the tyranids came to the Milky Way due to the Pharos

they arent running away from anything

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think it's just them trying to attack in multiple directions

[storm jungle]

Also yeah this

remember they are one faction

[opaque coyote]

Gotta maximize eating potential

[outer wave]

Never believed they were running from something

More like they ate other galaxies and are moving to us

[opaque coyote]

You wanna know what they are running away from?

The skaven

YES YES

[outer wave]

Your mom

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[opaque coyote]

IT WAS SKAVEN ALL ALONG MAN-THING!

[outer wave]

I know that was a joke, but skaven doing that unironically would make me miffed

Or somehow existing and doing anything of note like that

[opaque coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919726729851994192/990098605379559464/to.gif

Honestly yeah the Orks fulfill the Skaven's role pretty well

[outer wave]

Yeah

I think they're really fun in Fantasy and AoS but in 40k, they'd be rather generic

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf

No Ork has blown up the moon for more drugs

[outer wave]

Not yet

[opaque coyote]

We have to change that

An Ork tribe tries drugs

Idk Steroids

That's fitting

Gets addicted

Drug addict Orks

[outer wave]

They find the steroids planet within the eye of terror

They practically eat the planet

Slaanesh becomes worried

[opaque coyote]

The Drug Addicted Orks would somehow be

Larger, more resilient, and stronger than the average Boyz

Essentially imagine their muscles being like

Veiny and shit

[outer wave]

Id imagine they have similar physiques to the Darktide mutant

Hell, Id imagine any offspring might be affected by the excessive usage and they'd look worse

[opaque coyote]

Problem is that due to a side effect, their Spore account is lowered and their mushrooms are smaller

Steroid moment

[opaque coyote]

Yeah they'd look deformed

But the Orks would be strong enough to tank like

Several bullets and such

Imagine mag dumping your lasgun through the head of one

And they just don't go down

[outer wave]

How thick are those head muscles

[opaque coyote]

V e r y

[queen laurel]

Yes but they did make an attack moon that eats planets to become bigger

[opaque coyote]

"The War of the Beast was weird"

Honestly I like the initial idea weirdly enough

The Imperium are so focused on Chaos that the Orks somehow managed to invade Terra

[queen laurel]

To be honest the beast kind of just popped out of nowhere

What do you mean there's more than six super orks that can go toe-toe with a primarch just running around

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and I kinda love it in a weird way?

Like it's lore breaking and the actual book is

Kinda lame tbh

But honestly if the scenario was done better

It would've been massively entertaining

Which makes it even worse that they fucked it up

[outer wave]

I do like the concept of the beast

Just from what Ive heard of the book, yeah kinda not done well

[queen laurel]

An ork surviving a nova cannon is a funny one

[outer wave]

Thats pretty baller ngl

[crystal forum]

the beast is like somebody thought orks werent strong enough so he gave them a primarch

except without any character

[rose thorn]

I hope we can buy underworlds cards without the models

[queen laurel]

Out of curiosity why so

[rose thorn]

All the original decks and expansions are invalid

But underworlds bands you can buy right now will have new cards and decks

So we are going from 60+ decks to like

12?

It’s pretty good

And they are gonna port the old warbands back into the game over time

[queen laurel]

Expansions are just new maps and warbands right

[rose thorn]

Warbands and decks and rarely maps

I think maps are getting reworked too

(For good reason)

[queen laurel]

Is it a card game mixed with table top?

[rose thorn]

Yea

[queen laurel]

Huh neat

[rose thorn]

Your cards are your abilities, objectives, traps, all of that

They specifically called out people who bought all the cards

So they gotta sell the cards right?

[queen laurel]

I see

But on another note i do find it funny that underworlds would be the first look at what a brute rager would look like, 'Ard'skull

From Morgok's Krushas

[rose thorn]

Oh yeha they do that all the time lmao

[queen laurel]

They would include units in a war band that they would reveal and make a common thing later?

[rose thorn]

Rippa’s snarlfangs

Darkoath

I think a stormcast too

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah now that you say it

That's neat

[rose thorn]

Daggok’s stabbas

Oh yeah skaven too

[rose thorn]

It’s the perfect place to test stuff lmao

[queen laurel]

Is it basically the kill of team for aos?

You bring in small squads and you do it out in a arena

[rose thorn]

The Shadeborn made the first appearance of shadow elves after silver tower

[rose thorn]

It’s more like when they release single models

Like

When they drop a cool looking model for funsies

But yeah

Underworlds is 3-10 named characters

Lmao

[queen laurel]

I mean hey the models look good

Even if they are you know just basic units that are better than their basic unit counterparts

[rose thorn]

Yeah

It’s great

I forgot did trh last white shield drop before or after the Canada update

Cadia

[dusk patrol]

That’s not really what happened

It was just general complacency, the Imperium also was under prepared for chaos too

[queen laurel]

Yeah and even if they were prepared i don't think you would think of preparing for an attack moon that can devour a planet and become bigger because of it

I love orks but the beast was an absolute clownfest

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is that they made it a boring one

Somehow

They made a fucking

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s just boring

[opaque coyote]

ATTACK MOON THAT EATS PLANETS LAME

[dusk patrol]

“Oh wow they have like fifty attack moons now and 9 Beasts”

[opaque coyote]

They made A PRIMARCH SIZED ORK LAME

HOW

[dusk patrol]

“Oh now they’re all dead cause dues ex machina”

[opaque coyote]

HOW THE FUCK

[dusk patrol]

How exciting

[queen laurel]

Yeah like okay they succeeded on making them dangerous

[opaque coyote]

I swear the writers were on warp dust

[queen laurel]

But really

They just kind of appeared out of nowhere

Like at least have like a single page dedicating to explaining where they came from

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine during the Horus Heresy

The Orks decided to build while the Imperium was too focused on fighting itself

There we go

There's an explanation

Literally made it in two seconds

[rocky gale]

Everything is available, except for all the cool stuff that isn't

[opaque coyote]

GW moment

[rocky gale]

I wan them, bring them back

[outer wave]

That Daemonette kinda thick though....

And by thick I mean kinda fuckin' fat

[queen laurel]

You save yourself from the garth ennis room this time

[dusk patrol]

Yeah and it’s just boring, there’s no any hope for the Imperium or reasonable
fight going on

There’s not even really a strategy they just happen to win cause stupid made up rules

And the deathstar effect

[queen laurel]

Like just a few paragraphs or a page explaining where they came from or something

At least give us that

[dusk patrol]

Maybe have the big void battle in Sol actually be interesting

[queen laurel]

You made the rest of the book boring

[dusk patrol]

And you know what’s better than every high lord being a bumble fuck and idiot?

Them being competent and still struggling

[queen laurel]

At least tell us where these super orks came from

[dusk patrol]

It’s such lazy writing

Idk why writers don’t get its much cooler if both forces are competent

[queen laurel]

Like the part where Vulkan had to sacrifice himself to kill one ending that there would have been fine

[dusk patrol]

Oh no there’s actually eight more!

[queen laurel]

Okay wrapped it up there no more

[dusk patrol]

Who we’ll….kill offscreen….

Using small squads of marin- what?

Why couldn’t they just

Did becoming deathwatch give them a huge buff against Orks like jfc

[celest dome]

But so more difficult to write

[queen laurel]

They off screened 8 giant orks that can go toe toe with a primarch

[dusk patrol]

It’s just all so boring

[queen laurel]

You're telling me that a few marines somehow did that against eight giant mountain of muscles that can go toe toe with one of the emperor's creations himself

Yeah it's absolutely cooked

[celest dome]

Do you think those were supposed to later become Ork Primarch ? Narrative/Global setting wise ?

[dusk patrol]

No

They just didn’t care and needed to end it

Because the series was shit and they knew it but had to finish it

There’s a reason there’s no tie in models or it’s never mentioned besides anymore

[queen laurel]

I read for dumb fun but my god

The beast was still trash

[dusk patrol]

They tried to do another smaller heresy series but they used a lot of their C list authors and uh yeh

[rose thorn]

It seems like an underworlds unit is gonna be become a normal with each battletomb

I think I heard the gnarlspirits are gonna come in for darkoath

They just fill needed roles an army needs

Ie stormcoven because stormcast magic is dog shit

[queen laurel]

I 100% bet Morgok's Krushas will be what they pick for iron jaws because , Ironskull's boyz are quite old and still use the black orc look

[rose thorn]

Yeha but they are also just 3 orruks, I imagine the kunnin krew will be their orruk filler

Kruleboy foot heroes aren’t great

[queen laurel]

Yeah but that's for Kruleboyz no?

Because you can't mix orruks anymore in the next edition

[celest dome]

Rotmire for Nurgle ?

[queen laurel]

Because i'm pretty sure they killed the rules for that

[rose thorn]

Probably wurmspat, they need more wizards

[celest dome]

Zarbag’s Gitz would be nice

[rose thorn]

I imagine they would be good at objective capping

[crisp heath]

it's that time of the year again where everyone on the train snorts their noses up every 5 seconds like the disgusting vessels of crude biomass that they are

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also

Both bombed at the box office btw

Apparently Transformers One is really good

[gray umbra]

Shame i was looking forward to joker 2

[rose thorn]

My favorite BL anime just got it’s new season trailer

So many things

Warhammer and BL

My biggest vises

[dusk patrol]

Transformers one is in much better shape and China and digital markets I think will justify a sequel

Joker 2 I think was literally just a money laundering scheme

200 million dollar jfc

Plus the toys this movie sells

That’s what transformers is about money wise

[gray umbra]

I saw it being a musical and got red flags immediately so im kind of not surprised

I liked the premise of the 1st one so im just going to pretend the 2nd one doesnt exisy

[dusk patrol]

Tbh the musical part isn’t even the issue, it’s just boring

They don’t do anything with it

And then they spend most of it shitting on the previous movie and do the

When people who liked the previous one don’t like this lol

It’s also got some really fucking weird stuff in it

[arctic talon]

Also doesn’t Joker literally get

You know

Rhymes with grape

[dusk patrol]

It turns out how you cure the joke and beat him is prison grape yes

This is the actual climax of the movie

[gray umbra]

What

[dusk patrol]

And I’m not joking by that at all

[spring cairn]

batman should do it himself next time

[gray umbra]

:smarf:

[outer wave]

Yep

That apparently happens

[arctic talon]

Thank you joker 2

What the fuck

[dusk patrol]

He’s literally beaten because he gets graped in the shower by the guards

[outer wave]

He gets the Joker graped outta him

[arctic talon]

I thought my friend was making a pretty unfunny joke

[spring cairn]

batman doesn't kill, however...

[arctic talon]

When they said that

But no like

It actually happens

[dusk patrol]

This was something that a studio paid 200 million for and lots of people saw and said “yes that’s a good idea”

[gray umbra]

How does this go from society to

Grape

[dusk patrol]

Well you see society is a lot like prison

And uh idk

[spring cairn]

society grapes you

symbolism

[gray umbra]

Ah yes

[dusk patrol]

Sometimes the only way to beat a bad guy is shower grape

Sorry for this offends you, I’m just being real guys, it’s called deep dark writing

[spring cairn]

anyway, maybe thx to joker 2 being ass we'll stop seing clips of the og movie used in sigma grindset skibidi videos

[dusk patrol]

• Todd Philips, probably

[dusk patrol]

This is a positive of the movie

Also maybe I can stop seeing Lady Gaga as much

[spring cairn]

i haven't seen the movie tbh

i don't really care about the controversial ending either

i'm just out here asking why

they made it a musical

[dusk patrol]

Honestly the worst part is I think Joker 2 could have been pretty good

I like the idea of it being so goofy and different

[spring cairn]

who's idea was it to make them sing

[dusk patrol]

But they don’t like

Even try much

[dusk patrol]

Allegedly Phoenix

My theory is he kept saying stupid shit to make the studio not want a sequel and they kept saying yes to it

And then he was stuck

[spring cairn]

he should've stuck to just acting smh

[gray umbra]

I dont mind the musical, it was established joker really liked music but did think it was a weird move

[spring cairn]

i mean

[dusk patrol]

“Uh ok I’ll do it if it’s a musical.”

“Ok”

“And I get paid 50 million.”

“Sure.”

“And my character gets graped in the shower at the end.”

“Sounds good.”

[spring cairn]

it's like if blade runner 2042 or whatever was announced as a comedy

[dusk patrol]

“And also he’s not even the joker.”

Which also is a plot point

[gray umbra]

Yeah super weird i just thought they were trying to be weird and quirky with it

[storm jungle]

HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND

IT CANT BE

[dusk patrol]

Long term storytelling

[storm jungle]

Worst part is

Snyder literally mentions DC prison gang-grape as a subject for his shit

so im legit having a breakdown rn

[dusk patrol]

It’s like the French word for Cinema

[spring cairn]

quineau

[dusk patrol]

Le Cinemah

[dusk patrol]

Honhon

[arctic talon]

Kino

[spring cairn]

yes, quineau

[rocky gale]

Isn't that like a type of rice?

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-shh-quiet-movie-movies-gif-11885588

Me and the boys watching Joker get taken up the tailpipe to beat him

[spring cairn]

you're thinking of quinoa

[storm jungle]

💀

[rocky gale]

Oh

Very tired

I got a job

[dusk patrol]

I gotta hand it to Todd Phillips it’s hard to get a studio to give you 200 million dollars for a movie where the bad guy loses to prison grape

The bad guys/protagonist

[rose thorn]

What’s the context ?!!

[spring cairn]

he's some kind of genius just for that

[rose thorn]

What did miss??

[dusk patrol]

It’s exactly what it sounds like

[storm jungle]

Snyder being Snyder

[dusk patrol]

There’s no subtext here

[storm jungle]

Correct me if im wrong but like

didnt he say he doesnt even wanna do this movie

it would explain a lot

[rose thorn]

[dusk patrol]

Apparently but it’s weird because he’s super defensive about it too

[rose thorn]

Oh joker 2

[dusk patrol]

Idk

[spring cairn]

the woker

he looses to gay sex

[arctic talon]

Why so queerius

I’m the wokler baby

[rose thorn]

Thsi is a pretty common take, sisters are amaizng

[arctic talon]

Okay sorry I got that out of my system

[spring cairn]

queer me this chudman

[gray umbra]

https://youtu.be/nth1BVrwtbI?si=Fm8nRl1FC6y52i03

[dusk patrol]

Woker 2

[gray umbra]

Joker 2 sounds like this

[dusk patrol]

He’s not Woking around

[crisp heath]

my offer to the developers of space marine 2 to pay up to 100€ for a sororitas DLC is still up

[dusk patrol]

“When I come out, can you tell them I’m woke?”

[rose thorn]

What’s space marine 2’s rating?

Liken

S for everyone

E*

[gray umbra]

S for sigma

[rose thorn]

Or pg 13

[green loom]

Woker 2 beaucoup de wokisme et pronoms

[arctic talon]

M

[rose thorn]

SIGMAR!!!

[arctic talon]

It’s rated M

[crisp heath]

N

[arctic talon]

Because of all the blood and gore

[dusk patrol]

Women? In my 40k?

[rose thorn]

Oh okay, I wasn’t sure if the British censorship hellscape would allow you to shoot women

[dusk patrol]

Damn 40k going woke

[rose thorn]

It should be fine then

[crisp heath]

really?

[dusk patrol]

You know there are no women cultists

Kinda problematic ngl

[arctic talon]

They’re using the old minis

Smh

[crisp heath]

i think germany recently stopped forcing developers to censor all blood and gore, which is very neat

[arctic talon]

Not the based new ones

Which imo are way better for thousand sons asthetically

[rose thorn]

The entire game rating customer came from a game about booby trapping a house to stop men from kidnapping teenage girls

(It’s not as bad as it sounds)

[arctic talon]

The new cultists fit like EC, WB, TS a ton

[crystal forum]

i nearly gifted a years worth of super nitro in this channel by leaving my phone in my pocket 💀

[arctic talon]

With the like

Robes and stuff

[crisp heath]

BOOBY trapping huh

censored!

[crystal forum]

i was literally on the buy screen

[rose thorn]

Damn

[crystal forum]

one bad click away from wasting 100$

[rose thorn]

I love the new cultist hq

‘New’

I really wanna get it for Necromunda at least

[rose thorn]

Because like hell I can afford to buy the chaos cultist KT

[rocky gale]

Not a waste, I would have really appreciated it

[rose thorn]

Thanks gw :D

[arctic talon]

Wdym

Oh

Oh lmao

[rocky gale]

Having to buy like three/four seperate boxes for a single Killteam is insane

[arctic talon]

Nvm I remember

Yeah that team is expensive as shit

[rose thorn]

I would get it if it was 2 boxes max

[arctic talon]

Also super unfun to play into lol

[rose thorn]

Damn ;~;

[arctic talon]

At least in KT2

I’m not sure about 3e

[rose thorn]

Im not a big fan of traitor guard tbh, I was expecting to like them a lot more

[arctic talon]

Rules wise?

Or appearance wise

[rose thorn]

Models

[crystal forum]

i want more traitor guard

blooded are awesome

[arctic talon]

I c

[rose thorn]

I like the uh

[arctic talon]

There’s a person at my lgs

[rose thorn]

Enforcer and the ogryn

[arctic talon]

Who runs blooded as chaos cultists

[crystal forum]

there should be dedicated traitor guard

[arctic talon]

I like the AoS kitbashes they did

[crystal forum]

rules

[arctic talon]

For the shield

[arctic talon]

They have rules for the unit in 40k

[crystal forum]

isnt it just the killteam models

[arctic talon]

Well yeah, but there’s rules

[rose thorn]

https://ageofminiatures.com/wp-content/uploads/KT-Blooded-Kill-Team.jpg.webp

[crystal forum]

i want like full guard but chaos

[rose thorn]

I’m actually I’m wrong

These are alot better then I remember

[arctic talon]

Lol

[crystal forum]

they're great

[rose thorn]

I just hate black armor damn

[crystal forum]

just dont paint it black smh

[arctic talon]

Paint them another color

[rose thorn]

No clue how

[rose thorn]

I KNOW

[arctic talon]

Maybe you don’t like the color black for armor?

Idk

[rose thorn]

I think there just isn’t enough contrast for me

[queen laurel]

I'm noticing a pattern here but you don't like the color black don't you

[rose thorn]

I like Raven guard

[gray umbra]

I like the plasma gunner on the right

He just seems like a nice old man with stories to tell

[queen laurel]

You said that the wrecka krew kill team looked off

[rose thorn]

My Darkoath are black

LIKE

[rocky gale]

I don't like the Enforcer, like he is visibly a lower quality model than all the others

[queen laurel]

I was about to say

[rose thorn]

He’s from black stone fortress actually

[rose thorn]

I have to provide context

Every time

[rocky gale]

Yea, which is odd because all the other Blackstone Fortress models are all pretty good

[queen laurel]

No worries i'm just sharing an observation

[rose thorn]

Here is the inspiration

[rocky gale]

I've got like 3 or 4 of them now and I think they're great models, but that Enforcer just isn't great

Like the Chaos Ogryn is from Blackstone as well, but he's fine

[rose thorn]

I think the pose is just bad

[rocky gale]

It wouldn't surprise me if he was an older model than the rest of the Blackstone Fortress models and he just got thrown in as a sort of "Oh we can use this" deal

[rose thorn]

True

[rocky gale]

and then again got thrown into the Killteam as "Oh hey we can use this" again

[arctic talon]

He’s on the same sprue as the ogryn

[rose thorn]

Yeah but they could have attached the design to the tour