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For everyone eh
NOW FARSIGHT
Its still not as plenty
every imperial world
has a chaos cult
or a gsc one
He is a man I fw heavy
Tau got em but its not that much since like
That’s an exaggeration but a lot could or do
people either dont wanna rebel
or just get found out quickier
because Tau cities arent shitholes
Basically,
Why cure em with years of research and invention for something that won't even work in the later stages...
When you can just fucking kill them.

Where brutality exists chaos cults always form to some degree, its more or less inevitable and half the point of the Imperium being self defeating.
Remember when a Fire warrior literally couldn't get over the way to fight Daemons is by faith
Tau also have a lot less people to keep track of and do a better job big brothering as a result
The point is that some cults dont even grow
The Tau are still plenty brutal
some do, yada yada
Unless your part of the Farsight Enclave
They’re also brutal
But all inclusive
Oh please
Also because there are like zero good alternatives
TF are you gonna do?
Go to the Imperium
LITERALLY NO ONE IN 40K IS A GOOD GUY

They still enforce the caste system, the main difference is the Ethereals aren’t in charge
The Imperium is still very much more terrible is the thing. Tau are not good either but you also cant usualyl blame people for defecting to them so lol
People really don’t read about the Farsight enclaves, it’s not some nation of freedom
its like a society run by Elon Musks
ALL THERE IS A DEGREE OF EVILNESS
You get actual food
dead ass?
Yeah their food-stuff is mostly asian inspired
Yup, this is why the Tau is the best faction
like one book describes it and its litrally fucking noodles
but they dont like namedrop it lol
Oh that's cool af
The main downsides are the music and art sucks
or a Tau citizen
We get a little bit
also written by Phil Kelyl
unlike Eldar
I mean it sounds good to the Tau
But the Tau generally have a different hearing range compared to humans
So to humans it just sounds like
farts
and vine thuds
I think even Tau have commented on it
my favorite part of tau art lol
.....
Tau: "Bro guys this shit is fire"
Ew witchfinder
look at their feet/leg and see how many times artists draw them differently
I was getting reference for a friend once
and god its so annoying
even the fucking minis do it
I think at this point GW has just said they got different hoof types between different people
Yes/No basically
To hand wave all the issues
again its just inconsistency so its whatever
makes sense
yk lemme go to incognito mode and look it up

Imagine if Tau racism was a thing
Why are all the links purple zero?
it kinda is
It is
again, caste system
Huh
Shut your whore mouth
They’ll literally execute Earth caste who try to defend themselves with weapons
That's more classism if anything
Ehhhh
It’s both
it varies from region to region
Gaming
"Bro you got differently shaped hooves. You fucking degenerate"
railgun blast
On the bright side, government mandated booty calls
Yeah fair
Racism is stupid
Humanity be like
"Your skin is slightly different, execution"

Mfw I got sent to the Taulag because I shared the super hidden Water and earth intercaste hand holding porn
If there are any decent ones
just with less toes
what

I was gone for like 2 minutes
Playing Rogue Trader and we actually get one of the few times we meet a Psyker thats somewhere between Omicron and Kappa on the Assignment.
One that's completely ignorant of their powers and only able to use them unconsciously.
Oooo
oh my
So question: if, by pure pure coincidence, you said 'Blood for the Blood God' with no knowledge of chaos nor influence from any cults, are you now a target of corruption by the ruinous powers?
There’s no rule for this
Maybe maybe not
All of us? Probably not cause we’re all dorks
Damn
To put it simply, no.
Like Eternal said, there are no solid rules
But usually those who fall under corruption either verbally made a deal
Or did shit that would cause corruption
If you're just Hab Worker #5412
And you just said it without any awareness or anything
You won't
If you said it while like chopping up a person
100% definitely
It's also why Nobles fall to chaos a lot of the time

Like you also won't be marked for corruption by Slaanesh if you just did a bit of BDSM or whatever
So, say, a hab worker with schizophrenia just yells out "For the Changer of Ways!" when beginning his shift would not cause him to be targeted by Tzeentch?
Or painted an artwork
True true
Nah he probably wouldn't
Probably wouldn't even get a minor daemon to notice him
Also, our rejects say shit like "Blood for the Golden Throne" under the stress of combat
And they're "fine"
But tbf part of that is probably gameplay
True but thats more the insidious nature of cult influence near where they heard those words, yeah?
Regardless though, in terms of modern morality and standards. It'd take a lot to fall under the ruinous powers
Its not like they randomly plucked up random words that just so happen to sound almost like a certain Ruinous Power phrase
Unfortunately though, 40k's sense of morality has gone down the shittier
Yeah
Thats true
Basically they were so bloodthirsty that they invoked Khorne by accident
Probably doesn't help that there were a bunch of chaos shit
The worst part about Chaos is that there's no clear line for where you "fall"
You can literally massacre an entire village
And Khorne wouldn't bat an eye
It all depends on luck, "interest", and knowledge
You gotta get on Taurox's level for him to look your way I feel, especially if you're just a nobody
I guess that is why it's called Chaos.
Because the proverbial cliff
constantly shifts for each person
If it was just about murdering one guy to get into Khorne's lap
All of the SMs would've already turned
Also for some reason, I'm imagining Angron angrily sitting on Khorne's lap while he tells him a story
Maybe it's because the mf doesn't stand up
Khorne is a parapeligic
Honestly I thought that maybe the gods do have a ""backstory""
But the backstory is like different?
If that makes any sense
Like all of them are true and all of them are false type of shit
Like Slaanesh is known to have formed from a bunch of eldar murder fuck cults
But also Slaanesh was there even before that technically
Since time in the warp is a mere suggestion
I prefer if they didnt really have much backstory tbh
They're just bored evil gods that just vibe in the warp
Well aside from Slaanesh
True, but humanity and such always love making backstories for their gods
So I can imagine cults like "creating" a story for why Khorne is there
And it became so popular that it "became" his backstory
But it also isn't since he has always existed
It would be interesting to hear mythological creation stories from different cults of the same god
Yeah, also, I know that the """good""" aspects of the Chaos Gods are basically bullshit
Like it's just plainly not true
But I wish it was?
Its still kinda true
No, but he should seek medical help anyway.
Its just 40k is full of horrible people, thus chaos is dutifully worse
Yeah it's just the bad very much outweighs the good
Yuh
Nurgle is definitely very jolly and familial
I did imagine a manifestation of their "good" parts though
Like a shard of sorts
A random Greater Daemon of Khorne that's honorable. That kind of thing
I like the Chaos Gods to be more multi-facted
Like they're still evil, but they also encompass concepts y'know?
Warhammer fantasy is a little better at showing the nuance of Chaos. Which is ironic because 40k has a literal galaxy to work with.
^
Warhammer Fantasy actually has the norscans to worship them like typical gods, and not completely like what we think of them in 40k
Tzeentch is very associated with the winds so they get his blessing for good sailing
Khorne is prayed to for a good hunt
Yeah. I have the idea of manifestations of different aspects of Khorne.
Like I thought of an idea where a shard of Khorne manifests as a tired soldier
Nurgle is prayed to delay a disease outbreak and Slaanesh is for a celebration after a good hunt
A soldier that just keeps fighting because they know nothing but war
Because sometimes, you HAVE to fight for the things you care about
Even if it's small
Like getting your papers in on time
I even like how the Norscans view them. The hound, the serpent, ect. Like, they show it's possible to have some nuance there but 40k just doesn't do that. At all.
And I want like a manifestation of that concept?
Yeah I find it sad
I was thinking of portraying the Chaos Gods with a bit more nuance
Not making them good
Well, Im sure some of the books for 40k do that, but seldom
what
I have seen it in exactly one book.
Which, itself was a super weird book since it took place on a demon world and was basically warhammer fantasy in 40k.
what's the book called
that sounds really interesting
Uhhhhhh, hang on
also would help for my fanfic that takes place on what's essentially a daemonworld
The book is literally called Daemon world, by Ben Counter.
"Um ackshully they're called the Dark Mechanicum 🤓"
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Litany Algorithmicus
warha...
if theres one thing I like about 40k
I love the individuals who feed the warp engines
Evil Mechanicus be like
Diabolical.
"I love respecting human autonomy and their individual needs!"

Also, honestly. Imagine SM armor based on the weirder looking knight armors
Like
Imagine a SM helmet based on the frog helmet
Zero situational awareness with that helmet. I love it.
pitcher plant lookin ass
||So when calgar tells Titus to rise son of guillamen isnt that the voice of the emperor/||
Spoiler for sm2 ^^
I'd argue that intent plays a huge role. A Guardsmen whose fighting on the frontlines isn't going to fall to Chaos just because.
He's gotta like. Actually start LIKING the killing. Get obsessed with it. A canker starts to take hold of the mind because the guy starts enjoying the spilling of blood and wants more for no other reason or purpose but because they just really get off on violence.
And then a voice whispers in his mind to start collecting skulls and shit and gets worse if he actually starts acting on it.
the situational aware in the helmet would be amazing
Someone doesn't fall to Slaanesh because they enjoy a good glass of spirits and having a wild weekend after a hard week of labor. It's about the excess for excess sake and that excess quickly turning weird, dark and taboo, because deep down their a Dorian Grey who seek stimulus and excess and mindless hedonism no matter the consequences or who it affects and only then do you start having some fucked up Slaaneshi whispers worming their way into your head goading you into doing more and seeing if you do it.
Someone just randomly falling to Chaos doesn't happen outside of like handling a tainted artifact or being in a really in warp fucked area or whatever along those lines.
Otherwise on some level the person's gotta want whatever the dark gods are selling.
.....Either that or their tricked into it.
At least that's how I've always seen it.
Because otherwise your just having people randomly fall to Chaos for experiencing regular human stuff.
we don't know
its mean to be ambiguous
anyone saying its absolutely X, Y or Z
is stupid
wouldnt that imply that titus is possibly capable off custodes level?
Thatd be so sick
where the fuck did that come from
The Emperor can talk to whoever he wants
if we take the gameplay as lore accurate then Titus is fucking insane lol
considering he doesn't' get turned into a fucking pile of goo by a Neurothrope instantly
but I don't take gameplay as lore accurate
because it isn't
literally all the psykers in game are underpowered as shit lol
but thats probably so the game isn't unplayable garbage
ohhh ok
I didnt know game wasnt lore accurate
cause yknow named chahracters tend to be
I mean
who cares is my honest answer
Its a cool game
but my point is more so its not clear who is talking to Titus
maybe its the emperor, maybe its calgar, maybe its an old memory, maybe its his imagination
its best that way imo
Chad magos' be like:
is titus edible
Finally got to play SM2
Gadriel is hot as hell, my first note
My second note, the stun system is really immersion breaking on the tyranids. There's always like 3 tyranid warriors on my screen patiently waiting their turn to be executed
I mean everyone is
are you
Also I'm pretty sure I saw a Gray Knight wearing something like this once
do a flip then
i have a cool imagination
I love the grey knight armor
Grey Knight terminator has something close to that helmet yeah
Still pissed that GW used the term "dreadknight" to just refer to a Grey Knight dreadnought when it should've been a wounded space marine interred in an Imperial Knight due to a lack of chapter resources
Chat I’m going insane waiting for stormcast release
buy more chaos warriors

i want more HH armour marks in plastic
@dusk patrol are resin armour marks truescale?
i was surprised to find out that my plastic mk3 are truescale
whats wrong you dont want more tanks you cant use in 40k?
no
I just don't like the lore as much
one side is clearly infinitely less deranged
and also the Imperium isn't as horribly evil yet
and there's no Xenos really
i hope xenso gets to matter since we are leaving the horus heresy now
or any full blown super heavy Chaos stuff until late heresy
We aren't
GW is going to keep Heresy in the late Heresy period
for 10,000 years
💀
WHAT
???

BUT
???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO XENOS IN TEH SCOURING

i didnt beucase most of the HH books are bad
what ever early 40k lore
WHAT
i started at early 8th shush
okay so, HH, the game system, is basing it self off of after the HH, the lore, and isnt going to take advantage of it at all?

YES
Heresy is literally the marine game
GW literally nerfed almost all the AP3 shooting in the game
to make marines better
lol
WE GET NOTHING
(gsc fan)
but okay
GSC
literally don't exist lore wise in any significant manner during that period
💀
yea i know
dont worry
anything taht woudl take advantage of the biggest faction being split in half in a war
Tau are still literally single celled organisms
The CWE are literally isolationists aside from Beil'tan
and its the ugliet models to man
i need to try to liek 40k again ive burnt my self on it so hard
Then you're not going to like Heresy either????????
what sort of logic is this

i already dont lmao
i think we are both confused
ngl I got into the hobby when people thought the game was literally going to die
lol
so my perspective is pretty happy about everything 💀
and granted it probably was going to get taken out back and executed
i am cursed for eveyrthing i liek to be bad lol
if GW didn't purge 99% of its upper managment
Play killteam
GSC are top tier with 2 dif teams

They're just like the second hardest team to play in the game
for wyrmblade
yeah i have a wyrmblade team lol
ngl
the last 2 white dwarf teams
were on some meth
Warpcoven and wyrmblade are both
absurdly hard to pilot + complex
lol
warpcoven gets to is tzeentch
Warpcoven literally lobotomizes
the average person trying to read its rules
Brood bros is just really flexible
im having a stroke who were the wyrmblade operators again? it was kelermorph, both snipers
and osmeone else
Kelermorph, Sanctus, Locus
OH YEAH LOCUS
Brood bros get the Primus, magus or patriarch
Primus and Magus are both good
Patriarch is
really really fucking strong
you literally only get locus for killteams lmao
IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY LMAO
How strong is an average Goliath in necromunda
I've literally never seen it
hes a melee body guard
HUHHHAHHAFH yeah
pretyty good, nothing is bad
and even then he's meh
And thats mostly since ogryn are batshit insane this edition
in terms of physical strength by the way lore wise
you get the best gun in terms of damage ot credits
space steriods
literally as strong as space marines
without armor huh damn
my favoirte part
Is this supposed to be necromunda
so many armies would be fine
Killteam
oh yeah
Hand of the archon didnt' get any of its options in 40k
the brood change killed so many gsc armies
and neither did the Phobos KT
i should've guess it was kill team with the color
or the uh
we gto shot in the foot so hard
I forgor
they did, it was weapon options
oh?
ork gameplan seems to be at least from what I'm seeing shoot them until you get close enough to them that you can pummel them into a bloody red paste
in killteam
well
I guess you can count uh
them being allowed to run the helix gauntlet
sorta
because GW stopped selling the monopose infiltartors
lol
For awhile
they did?
Reivers languishing with shit rules for so long is still so weird to me.
Do i only need to nab the rule book for kill team because i don't think they have group rules sets
I feel like they're such an easy money maker for GW.
For like each squad
reivers are literally only good in killteam
They have so much reiver art, they get so much focus.
I see them everywhere.
there's not a ton of lore in the KT rule books
aside from the uh
big ones
imo its not super worth it
i think reivers being bad is th emian reason i dont have a 40k army
i men
space marine
not 40k

I guess those weird stories they post in the warhammer community are the best i will get
im goign insane lmao
crazy that their rules are tied to a box taht doesnt include them
well thats if they are in 3.0 in the 'classified' bullshit section
they are
meh thats fine for KT imo
Blades of khaine also have that
They look so cool
fair, except that hte units in quetsions i think already had KT rules
for craft worlds
No
the banshees?
i heard
Is this supposed to be like scout marines but way better
They’re an evolution of that sorta yeah
Scouts primary role is to tech the scouts and also have them fill a combat role
They are terrorism marines
Gulliman was like ‘oh shit we don’t have night lords anymore’
And gave every chapter mini night lords
Reivers are the terror fast attack troops yeah
Ah yes terror tactics
And then I guess they are like the true night lords and are bad </3
Like father like son
It's just really funny to me that they look like scout marines but they do the job of scout marines better
Or you know supposed to
Scout marines are,,, are they shotgun guys are sniper guys?
They are reconnaissance scouting and of course sometimes assassinating the enemy
This art is so stupid I love it
They work with them, full marines always worked with the scouts prior, this just lets them fulfill the role properly
I hate to correct you but that’s no treivers in the first picture :3
They very, some use heavy bolters, some snipers, some shotguns whatever
Those are Reivers
Those are Hounds of Morkai actually uwu
As I said, Reivers
Space wolves are so fucking stupid
Well thank goodness at least that inquisition group that likes the imperium to stay what they are and not improve even a little bit are not being given attention
I physically can’t read their lore
Without my blood pressure raising
I almost like them tbh lmao
Just for that
I wasn’t sold on them at first but they’ve grown on me
Can’t wait to use terrorisim on demons!!!
At the end of the day they’re 8 foot tall super soldiers with 3 foot knives
True
That’s kinda my favorite part of SM2
Most games if you’re the sniper you’re a weaker dude who can’t hang as much, or the heavy would be bad at melee
Nah, you can still kick a shitton of ass as heavy and sniper and whatever in SM2
Melee isn’t as ideal but you still shred
Yeah that dude maybe be a little under equip to deal with a melee threat compared to the guy with a thunder hammer but at the end of the day he can still rip a tank sized Tyranid limb from limb
Yeah as heavy you may not have a melee weapon but you can still just stomp and club mfers to death
The scrappiness of it is fun
I am very curious what direction the game will go
For now rebalance some of the underperforming weapons
Increase enemy density in higher difficulties or add modifiers to do it so people don’t cry
Fix bugs and shit, follow the roadmap
Hopefully add more enemies to Tsons
Their unit variety is a bit low rn
they buffed the blunt power weapons how are those doing
you know the hammer and the fist
They only really buffed the fist
Largely they just made it much easier to survive in melee
is it good now?
It’s better on bulwark than the assault
On assault fist could probably be better at single target damage
It rn ends up being a worse thunder hammer
Which is amusing because that’s basically what it is on the table top often or has been
Bulwark has very good clear with parries and abilities though so its single target hits work better
honestly i will admit bulwark is different he is carrying a storm shield and a pistol on one hand even though lower wise you need to hold them with only one hand because they are so heavy
Marines generally can carry storm shields in one arm fine, they’re heavy but they’re not that bad
yeah but holding a weapon and carrying a storm shield?
lore said they can't do that but this guy is doing it fine
It’s definitely awkward I’m sure to learn but it’s part of the training
We’ve seen it before
which is better for bulwark the parrying weapon type or the extra damage but really can't parry weapon type for power fist
Fencing is basically always better
Powerfist unfortunately doesn’t get one until the purple tier
And one after that so it’s a tougher time leveling
Sword also isn’t bad at all, fist is fine but it could use more of a proper identity
Plasma pistol is also super useful for bulwark for stunning enemies calling for help and burst dps
i just want to punch something
so almost always fencing right
I’ve never seen a reason to not take it tbh
that's the one where you parry easier
What's the other one called again the one that just doesn't allow you to parry but makes up for it from hilarious amounts of damage
Block
Unfortunately damage values rn don’t do a lot and parrying is so good that block is basically always terrible
As I said I’d love to see them adjust some melee values and some bolt weapons
i mean parrying is very needed so that you can execute the target you parried and save yourself easier
Yeah it’s a very key thing
especially on higher difficulty where
hordes will eat you alive if you don't execute
Block I feel like needs to be removed and changed or the weapons need to be buffed a lot
Rn it’s basically choose either weapon that keeps you alive but feels like nerfbat or weapon that does some damage but you die
With how damage values work rn it’s not worth it at all
It doesn’t change the damage that much
Choice might as well not exist so block should just be gone
Make the weapons that people will actually use feel good
A lot of times the damage boost doesn’t change breakpoints at all for melee weapons
Didn’t think so but even if it did it would still be silly
how is the optimization of the game by the way for like low end pcs
it seems very appealing but i am waiting for it to cook a little
But yeah some stuff needs to be adjusted
My frames get cooked on certain parts of certain missions
Not sure but it seems to largely be well done
I have a 2070 super and I can play on medium to high fairly easy
Not without some stuttering sometimes but largely it doesn’t have issues
First third of inferno and the end of vox populi send my frames into the gutter
You might have to kill the graphics to low but it does run well enough for me
I was surprised by how well it’s done I was pretty worried I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it
He ran along the primary trench, heading south, his powerful legs pounding the muddy duckboards. He was unusually short for a Space Marine. In the militia, there were standard humans – mundanes, some of the brothers called them – who cast as long a shadow as he did. Few cast a shadow as wide, however, for what Voss lacked in height, he more than compensated for in hard, grainy muscle. There was nothing he could do about his height, and not a few of the Chapter’s Apothecaries looked at him askance whenever he passed by. Perhaps it was a kind of unconscious compensation, but Voss had become prone to voluntary sessions of extreme physical training. His muscles swelled beyond their already significant gene-boosted mass. His armour had to be adjusted by the Chapter’s tech-servitors. Then it had to be adjusted again, and again. Finally, he had been told – no, commanded! – to grow no thicker. His strength and power had outstripped those around him, but concerns had arisen about his mobility in the field. So far, these had not been borne out. But nevertheless, with some reluctance, Voss had acceded to the demands of his superiors. He grew no bigger and, from that moment, trained only to maintain what he had.
What he had remained formidable. As he ran to shore up a potential weakness in the southern defences, he carried not one but two portable Hellfire missile launchers, fully loaded, one in either armoured hand.
- Deathwatch
I fucking love the line
"He had been told - no, commanded! -to grow no thicker"
Imagine being the Serf that has to tell this short stack beefcake
"Stop growing muscles please. We literally can't make armor fast enough to fit you"
think the writer had a thing for extra bulgy muscles
I mean Steve Parker, the author himself, is 5'8"
But also built like a brick house
So this might be a self insert
Although I have to wonder
What would Voss look like if he crossed the Rubicon and became Primaris

What would happen if a psyker dyed their hair white like a sister of battle
They'd have white hair
i couldve asked that better. What would happen if a sister of battle saw it
They most likely wouldn't care
They'd have white hair that a sister of battle saw
As long as you don't try to pass yourself as one at least
I thought they wouldve taken offence to it
They don't really have a monopoly on white hair
They aren't really only with white hair either
Some are with blood red, some without set hair colours
Where do they get all the hair dye?
Life finds a way
Bone powder ?
abbadons only fans is on sale this week boys
real shit?
yes
solid investment i will say brother
mhm
Just watched the third episode of the tithes and holy shit, Ork snipers are real
Could've sworn they had one in Dawn of War 2 but seems I was misremembering things
yeah it was a big deal when the KT got released since one of their heavy machinegunners had a proper scope and shit
even funnier since their entire design is based on British SAS commandoes lmao
what's funnier is that their sniper rifle is belt fed
and has two sights
which means that if he wanted to he could switch this into big shoota mode
man, I've had half of the commando squad as WIP for three years now
parts of the squad had some inspirations from various military groups beyond SAS too
but the beanies and jackets some of them have are very bri'ish
Didn't have many up-to-date pics but this one was my favourite of the ones I painted
man that skorpion bolter is cool as hell
I call it the Skorter
Also I'll finally be able to play Darktide at decent FPS in 3 days 
Why’s that?
The new patch made it perform like hot garbage for me
for me it definitely raised the performance
Like am I just doing something wrong?
New computer
I’m at minimum settings and 5 worker threads
the usual suspect is rtx turned on after a patch but you've probably checked that already
And I meet the minimum reqs
I’ll check
and worker thread count is very subjective based on what processor your system has
Performance has been slowly degrading on my current PC since launch though I can't tell if that's the game doing it or my PC dying slowly
And this means it went from "Barely tolerable" to just not lol
It used to be 10 and ran fine
Lowering doesn't strictly mean better performance
That is sick
Cheers
Damn that sorcerer has drip
Armored wizards are awesome
whats this ugly tyranid mf called
oh shit Issue 505 of White Dwarf is ork related
a Genestealer Patriarch
That’s our blessed 4 Armed Emperor!
the 40k crusade rules for armies are in White Dwarfs this edition?!
fighting one in rogue trader was hella scary
fucking one shot Pascal and Abelard
Not the homie abelard
ABELARD YOU WILL BE AVENGED
i swear whenever an enemy downs abelard i go into super sayan mode
eitehr today or tomororw im gonna blow 100 dolalrs on the warhammr dominion box 
the most important thing a poor ocllege student like me should be using he rmoney on
(its plasma donation money)
Some datamined cosmetics
White scars, Raven Guard, Salamander and Dark Angel stuff plus the volkite pistol
Not clear if it’s for the next roadmap spot or not, besides the DA and Volkite pistol
Not on tabletop.
But you cannot stop them from giving what fans want, I suppose.
wait so you literally sold your blood for warhammer
(But if they were TRULY lore accurate and brave, all the Volkite Weapons would look a bit too small because they were designed for Firstborn)
yes!
(And Primaris are supposed to be larger than Firstborns, I am told)
i will get my evil hunter woman stormacst
Blood for the plastic crack, Skulls for the throne of paint!
i dont know how i should feel about the fact that i dont get money for blood in my country
We can't get money from any donation, we do get some food
i tried giving some of my O- life juice but got denied for being gay lol
Most blood donations give you a snack for…refuelling your own blood, from what I understand
…wut.
The city I gave blood in probably wouldn’t care if you were…
did you try to donate on amilitary base??
Think my country has stopped the no gay rule, can't give rn due to tattoo I think
also 0- isnt every useful tbh, its the rarest but uh, not great
0- can donate to only negatives?
also for plasma its the opposite
AB+ plasma si teh univeral plasma donor
0- is the unvieral plasma gainer
I have O+
So…All the Pluses can take my blood.
I can receive anything O.
idk hwo it worked i suck at micro biology
no that's positive
negative can give to positive and negative
positive can only give to positive
blood for the blood god i suppose
Isn’t there a type of blood so rare the people kind of have to donate to their own backup?
that goes into stuff that's beyond the normal negative positive thing afaik
since of course biology is complicated
True
They do
Neo volkite which is what we’re getting
…huh
It’s rules are pretty lame compared to the heresy version but that’s the pistol we’re getting for SM2
Pretty sure that’s also a law in my country as well and even if it wasn’t all donations are done in Churches so they’d probably enforce it anyway
Cawl's toy.
Because the Mechanicus can't stop losing the blueprints for good shit.
Tbh they might have the blueprints it’s just volkire is super expensive to make
Neo-volkite was an attempt to make a cheaper version
I just fucking realized that Sulla's excerpts are basically Sandy Mitchell taking the piss off of the average 40k books. It's literally a meta joke
Because a lot of the combat logs for the faction codexes. Along with some of the older 40k books
Read exactly like Sulla's writing
That makes her segments
Infinitely funnier

I think one of my favorite parts is when Amberley describes Sulla's writing as a
"Vicious attack on the defenseless gothic language"
Can’t really blame Cain tbh
“Commissar in my defense, she looks like that.”
“Hmmm…your defense is noted.”
Is that Sulla or another character I am unaware of

Cain when he remembers what he wrote in those memoirs Amberly is going through
Cause she actually looks a bit horse faced
It’s Amberly

Yeah I don't remember character descriptions and I basically only remember how Cain and Jurgen looks
Mainly because they actually appear in cover art
Front and centerish
Amberly mostly gets her ass described tbf
The Tau think that the Greater Good is some nebulous xenos philosophy
When in fact the true greater good is that ass

It was for Cain at least
The catty comments from Vail are always amusing after Cain describes a girl he had a fling with
Vail being salty at a certain tech priest and where her one of her mechandrites was

Even while trying to be as professional as possible too
Also in For the Emperor, there is a bit where the Ordos Xenos was genuinely confused at the Tau Rebels quietly putting their guns down for the Tau
But meanwhile they shout, riot, and scream for the Imperium authorities
Now this is actually due to Mind Control in the book
Because
Tau
But I think it would've been a bit more grimdark
But also funny
That the Imperium just genuinely don't understand how to deescalate the situation other than being a dick and firing at the protestors
Like they just cannot comprehend actually using proper de-escalation tactics
"What do you mean 'Talk the protestors down and negotiate'? Just fucking shoot them!"
I will forever hate the Ethereal mind control shit
Its such a tacked on idea to make a faction "grimdark"
I mean the Tau have always been a bit dark ever since their inception.
But I still genuinely think that they should've just been like...
The straight man.
Cause they are, but the Ethernal mind control and death camps kinda ruin it a bit.
Like I get that's the appeal of the setting, and I don't actually mind it that much
I would say it’s GW being bad at writing.
Like, I can actually buy the idea of “true” T’au being biologically more susceptible to Ethereal influence due to the way the species is evolved or structured.
As for the rest? GW writers themselves remind us that T’au rely on gunboat diplomacy
Asking you to join them or be pulverised by heavy firepower is not exactly a nice choice
They are only marginally nicer than the Imperium, in that they welcome all species.
But I think it would've been way more interesting if the Tau didn't have mind control. Keep the caste system and the death camps
But make it so that the Tau are just an alliance.
Thats the thing I would like: a "fish out of water" faction thats basically are the only ones with some semblance of reason while in a galaxy full of unreasonable factions. They are still dark (they dont treat auxillaries and defectors from the Imperium that well as an example) but them being more 'reasonable' is a fun contrast.
Yeah I am aware.
I'm just thinking it would've been more interesting without it
I can understand that although I don’t agreed I’m just pointing out they weren’t “made evil” later like many like to say
They were always evil
Also also, admittedly, the kind of “evil” T’au are good at don’t make for good action stories or war games.
Tau are the sort that will sell addictive substances to a local population to get them all hooked, then increase trade missions, then increase protection for said trade missions and then - whoops - you have just unknowingly surrendered all power to them.
I mean, Opium Wars are a thing.
They’re still better than most alternatives but they’ve never been “noblebright” or whatever
Also there is a fanfic called Brighthammer
It basically makes the 40k universe a utopia
But the funniest thing is that the Tau are literally the exact same, and they're treated as the bad guys
I mean "noblebright" is literally just
"Not completely shit"
Or just
"optimistic"
I dont like that term either
TBF GW did try to walk back by being extra vague-in-denial about whether the Vespid Helmets were control devices or not.
That, along side less mind control mentions, is about as close as we can get to mind control being removed.
I know what it means
It’s just a dumb term imo
Honestly make them a bit like the covenant: an alliance, but not all the members in the alliance are treated that well or even equally
I guess they're already that lmao
At the end of the day all auxiliaries are subservient and would have been forced at gunpoint
They could even make the T’au a bit like ADVENT from X-Com.
(…and yes I am aware of the irony that both their highest ranking members are called Ethereals)
I dont know Xcom that well lmao
Again, GW being bad at writing. They constantly fail to stress that T’au are operating on gunboat diplomacy, only they are not picky about what you look like
Fair enough lol.
It’s the same as salamanders doing a lot of fucked up stuff but no one reads so they ignore it
Ok, true, the other part of the problem.
Fandom being wilfully blind.
Or Lamenters being dumbass traitors to the imperium who constantly make dumbass choices
(Even I am aware of my own blind spots to the Imperium in general every now and and then)
Although, in somewhat fairness to the Lamenters.
The writers actually know what genuine bad luck is.
I have, from other franchises, seen writers use bad luck as the sole justification for poor character choices
To be honest, half the situations the Lamenters are in aren't their fault or ironically the issue of the Imperium.
Eh a lot are
And the other half is genuine dumbass choices
They choose the worst fucking battles and allies
Like the Badab war is on them
There’s definitely some bad luck
Badab war is very much an “Honour before Reason” choice for Lamenters.
Badab war is just one giant idiot plot, unfortunately
It’s insane they didn’t get destroyed completely
I mean their first battle, their allies literally just left them over a stupid superstition that they didn't know that even mattered
And what was meant to be an ordinary battle
Turned into a shit show because HALF THEIR FORCES LITERALLY LEFT OVER SOMETHING STUPID
Oh yeah of course
And their Geneseed that was meant to be immune to the flaws of their parent chapter. Y'know black rage and all that.
Turns out it fucking wasn't
Honestly their bad luck isn't constant catastrophes
It's more like
You know how you have a bad day. Like you forget your keys, it rains despite the forecast saying it was a sunny day
That type of shit?
Unfortunately even small problems for SMs are huge. And it just fucking compounds
They not only have bad luck, but are also honorable to a literal fault
Exclusive slop
This looks like dog shit
They've always done fan art
Some of this pretty good some of it I don’t care for
Some of the best things on that site are fan art
Does 40k have like the equivilant of Skavern? i wanna fight more types of enemies in Darktide
Hey, everyone
Tyranids
Rember
Not directly
But actually no
Who truly loves you
But there’s plenty of other horde factions
Orks and the guard
Orks, other chaos, Nids, Genestealers
Can't keep the grinder going if the grinder is either jammed or molded
What, just spreading the star children's message of "love, laugh, eat"
If FS ever decides to genestealer cult is an obvious addition that can be done but until then, if it’ll ever happen, we have what we have
Ork me fatshark
Man they just have way too many similar things on the base game to be neat
That’s largely why I think it would work better
It’s a lot of just reskinning enemies and adding some new elites and stuff
Yeah it's probably just going to feel rather repetitive
I wouldn’t be against Orks or whatever that’s for sure
Never change grim dark fans, never change 
They work better on their own on their own game but not as enemies on a tide game
I think they’d work fine tbh it’s just a lot of effort
You can’t reuse much for assets and it’s very different animations
Space marine they definitely work
On darktide not a chance
Space marine would let you get a lot more creative
Give a Mekboy and killa can mini boss
I mean on the first game they did it a second go around wouldn't hurt
Yeah
Even though nurgle daemons are canonically tough, they look like things you can hack apart with shovels
That won't fly with orks
At the end of the day these are games
3 Marines shouldn’t be fighting dozens and dozens of Nid warriors and rubrics and lictors and helbrutes and whatever
The space sharks book making Tyberos look cool as shit 1v3ing 3 nid warriors
Four inquisition agents shouldn’t be taking on dozens of Ogryns and daemon hosts and chaos spawn and so on
Yeah but boy now charging your direction?
That thing is going to tear you a new one
With Orks they’d just have to make it a fairly minor waggghh
Yeah but like even savage orks can make a steam powered titan
Guardsmen fight Orks a lot and win, including in melee
Some can
It’s not common
They are going to make a lot of nerfing

