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we literally just got more Tau auxilleries minis
💀
the entire recent wave for Tau was auxilleries
they'll get around to it someday
I'd assume
Tau still have things that need updating
so like
I'd rather GW finish updating what needs to be updated first
I'm not saying they shouldn't finish updating the other models, but like when GW hypes up the fact that they're a multi race empire while neglecting 90% of the species it's a bit wack (but hey what can you do)
battlesuits sell (they're cool asf)
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rotund
Not having models for every single race isn’t really neglecting
Not asking for a model of every race
A lot of those auxiliaries don’t even have combat roles
just a bit more variety for the ones that do
We literally just got a huge line for Kroot and new Vespid models, which are the primary Tau auxiliaries. I can’t even recall much if the other auxiliaries are represented much as soldiers.
They’re getting more support than some factions get
the rot consumes
may these wounds putrify
Tau have barely been out 20 years
I love the correction as if it even matters tbh
the tau came out in 2001 iirc
I do think that not every auxillary needs to be modeled
But some of them sound awesome for combat roles. Like I said, the Vorgh
Tau came out in 2002 🤓
so yeah, basically 20+ years
To be fair kroot had a somewhat fleshed out range from forgeworld
Like they’re getting support, it’s a little silly to complain about auxiliary support when they’re getting it now and have gotten it in the past
Yeah but it takes forever
And then it got finished off with the 8e purge
i hate this stupid "counterpoint" so much lol
its the same as
"OH MARINES SELL SO OTHER FACTIONS GET SUPPORT FOR IT"
Like yes
we know dingus
it doesnt make it any less annoying

AND I say this as a black templar fanboy
I mean it needs to be said cause it’s why those factions exist
It really doesnt
They wouldn’t be doing these updates without them being bankrolled by the guaranteed money
Ok then stop complaining? Marines aren’t getting models in place of other factions
Average space marine fan moment
They’re getting models so GW has the money to pay for it, if you know then why are you complaining?
It doesn’t affect you
I mean so what if it isnt
it affects my friends who play these armies
and its not exactly fun to see
We’ve had more updates to all factions in these past years than ever basically
Shit takes time
Not everyone gets updates all the time
And again
it took forever
GW literally had almost no interest in updating other factions in the past tbh
^
Ok so keep bitching because they finally did it lol?
What is this logic
It doesnt exactly negate the fact that how much this went on before they got an update lol
Eldar being stuck in purgatory for like years moment

They did it, but it took so long!
darwiniisom
Idk
I mean its not my fault you cant see the issue
Ok maybe be happy they’re doing it?
I think GW actually updating shit now is good
And I’m not going to be mad about it

What is the issue, they’re finally updating all factions?
Just dont argue with the guy
all his points are "who cares"
ah well
Post 3e and pre 8e GW might as well be a different company
Apparently we’re now upset GW is updating all factions and trying to cater to the wider fanbase because it “took too long”
Like jfc
They’re not without faults but it’s hilarious how much better it is now
All I did was suggest they should lean more into the whole multi racial aspect, out of like the 26 species 16 of the them have combat roles ( not all of them being ground forces of course but a lot are) like im not asking for a whole ass line like the kroot get
just a couple of models
like thraxians or vorgh
You got your minis, be content

so true
So needy omg
And it’s very possible they might do that in the future, but they just did a big update for auxiliaries so it might be a minute.
After LoV nothing is really impossible anymore
Vorgh are honestly the most likely
Tbh
For a knight sized mini
If GW doesn’t just make more suits lol
500 battlesuits
A human auxiliary sprue for guard would be nice
Tau Guard vs Imperial Guard
I'm just happy that both scions and vespids both got new models
Complete the prophecy
Lots of cool killteams recently
Even if there’s a lot of guard at least they’re cool
I love it when 4chan leaks sometimes come together
I think the 9th edition leak that predicted every single release hasnt been topped but this was neat.
Only reason it didn’t get believed was because of SQUATS being listed

I hate how Valrak is mostly right these days
And we did get votann
I can’t make fun of his absurd leaks anymore
It’s jover

To be fair it would be better if like he presented them with any taste
instead of
The community has made me a Leandros stan
"OMAHGAWD GUYS"
To be honest
I can’t blame him for cringey YouTuber standard stuff
Yeah like
I’d rather take him then uh
hes basically a soyjak but in a good way, he doesnt harm anyone
Yeah this, hes just sometimes annoying and thats kind of it
Hopefully his source gets found and destroyed
So I can go back to disliking him for actually good reasons
I imagine it is to some extent
They’ve already done “leaks”
Yeah it 100% is
I think the angron leak is the only one I’ve ever seen GW mad about
They released it like a day after it was so good lol
but you only know a leak is legit if like the pic is EXTREMELY bad
Dante definitely wasn’t planned either I don’t think
Dante wasn’t planned
But it was funny as shit
Watching the GW social media team reply to the dudes Dante mini
With the eavy metal one
Him with Sanguinary guard might have lessened the blow slightly lol
It will never not be funny to me how someone at GW seems to hate those wings on the SG
Same
To the point where they made a whole new unit for Heresy because they didn’t wanna do the wings
It is pretty insulting tbh
Someone at my lgs
the wings is like the entire thing of that faction
Has like
The worst part is the little wing flaps
^
It feels like it’s taunting me
Photobashed wingless swooping hawks
It’s horrifying
They look even more naked then sang guard
There is no Ynnari in Ba Sing Se
I'll probably pick up warp spiders if theres a killteam
And/or their phoenix lord.
Seems they're trying to expand on them so thats nice.
Dude imagine how shit their posture is.
All warpspider art has them with that hunched pose
Pose ref moment

its kinda amazing how almost no art they got though so i guess thats why 💀
They aren’t hunched over on their mini
They’re like
In that weird ass sideways pose
yeah thats the old mini pose for most factions
legs spread
gun high
looking like they are gonna take a DUMP

fart noise.mp4
They'll probably be in their leaping pose for the mini
Ten bucks one is coming out of a portal effect as an option.
"OI YA GITZ. THROW IT BACK FOR GORK N MORK BEFORE I KRUMP YA ALL!"
I think maybe for the Phoenix lord or exarch

what happens when a normal human sits on the golden throne?
Death
haha say less
That shit is barely built for powerful psykers
Much less some normal ass flesh bag
Shit was prolly meant for a frog
You would instantly die
Not just die, your soul would probably be rent asunder
Not even ashes would remain
so we talking like total dusting or just obi wan disappearing while clothes remain?
One moment you're there
He turned to dust
Another moment. Gone

Like this
Tbh
Yeah that's what happened to Malcador and he was probably the 2nd most powerful Psyker in the Imperium
more powerful than old magni?
1st being the Emperor himself
Who has to be constantly fed 10,000 Psykers per day to still hold things together
And if they don't. Then the Emperor would also die
Oh yeah and even with the added soul diet
He's still slowly getting closer to death AND the throne is breaking down

ok
Any 40k lore nerds know the quote where a necron said "I'm only trying to save my people" and the Space marine said "So Am I."
I cant seem to remember where it came from.
brother
I feel like an eldar just exploded reading that sentence
its a trazyn book
You sure?
Eldar when they're just trying to live their life:
(The fucking Tyranids are invading their craftworld)

"Yeah well....My shoulders hurt..." - Ben Grim
so space marines duck
huh?
holy shit
Stealing that
Also do Khornate SMs get mutations?
I know the answer is "yes"
But like
What kind?
Cause they seem fairly """clean""" compared to the rest of the SMs
Like the Slaaneshi ones are fucked, the Nurgle ones are obviously fucked up as well, the Tzeentchian ones also get horrifying mutations
And Chaos Undivided has plenty
But Khorne doesn't seem to give out much if any obvious mutations from what I know?
WTF witchfinder
That looks sick.
Wish we saw more of stuff like that

I can generally imagine Khornate SMs becoming more animalistic
It's very unsettling
and inpractical
The obliterator virus way
I mean
well yeah its chaos
But I can imagine them like
Growing swords on their arms
Not sword arms or spikes
Literal swords growing on their atms
it reminds me of trench crusade
AoS has a khornate warband who are literally slowly turning into Flesh-hounds
they are like furries but more violent lol
Yeah I thought of kinda making them look more reptilian?
So Scalies instead of Furries
Jokes aside, I think it would make sense.
Like imagine a crocodile looking World Eater
Yes
Alot of the Demon/heretic designs are really fucking cool
also so their just like my first ex
ba dum tss
Is there much lore about the war for atoma?
I also thought of like Khornate SMs having powers?
Like idk shit like
Slamming down using their legs and having spikes grow in a line
That type of thing
But then I realized that Khorne usually hates magic and shit
And I'm wondering whether having powers like that technically counts as magic??
They do have magic and like priests etc
Not really it's a random Prime World
Yeah which makes things infinitely weirder like
What would Khorne like and what would he not like
Closest you get to magic, is enhanced strength and muscle mass
Like if I used say Telekinesis to shoot a sword towards somebody's head, would that make the "blood", worth less?
......
Yeah in general I thought of like
Mutations to compensate
Like idk, the CSM suddenly grows like a tentacle arm to stab somebody through the chest and goes back to a normal hand
Basically Alex Mercer Prototype level shit
This is Khorne magic

twitch tags were a mistake
what
Also I can easily imagine Tzeentch and Khorne getting into an argument lmao
word?
"YOU USE BLOOD RITUALS. THAT IS MAGIC. YOU'RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE"
"NO, NO IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU NERD. IT HAS BLOOD THEREFORE IT ISN'T."
It's the morty debate all over again
Basically
But
Also y'know how Hades has you talk to like the Greek gods when you get a boon/blessing
I thought like
If there is ever a Chaos Rogue like
They should have that but for the 4
would be kinda cool for Hemomancy
OOH I fw that
Blood Magic would be under both Tzeentch's and Khorne's domain
Also the interactions would be funny as fuck
Especially things like duo blessings
I could see it being only possible for melee blood weapons
Gets stabbed through the hand use the blood from the wound to be a hidden blade
"I TRIED TO BLESS A WARRIOR. BUT YOU STOLE IT AWAY FROM ME YOU WHORE."
"Darling, they were focused on the perfection and technique of it. Not the blood."
"BUT THEY SPILLED BLOOD. THEY LOVED SPILLING BLOOD. THEREFORE HE SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE! MIINNE."
"Cry harder."
But also when you think about it it can't go with the god the chaos god hates. Like khorne and Slanni
.....I will make this a comic
I was thinking that combo blessings from gods that hate each other would be like
Powerful but also have some type of heavy debuff as a result
I was thinking that too
But 4 feels wrong
Cause you also have Malice and The Machine chaos god
Yeah I also thought of like
The Emperor and Malice being additional ones
Or maybe even
Malice, Vashtorr
The Dark King. Unformed but it's birth goes ever closer
OH SHIT THATS COOL
Like it technically doesn't exist
But similar to Slaanesh before the Eldar fell. It also does
Yeah yeah
I should make like a concept drawing or something of this
Of course, it will be named
"The Great Game"
There's no way it can't be
Yes
Oh we're still concepting this game?
hell yeah
Please do
Like they have to be recently new to chaos
BUT
Not to far gone from the Emperors light
Yeah I thought of like
Different starter ""classes"".
Cultist, CSM, etc.
how so
I thought of like
The only way to get the "Emperor" ending is to do like a bless less run
And never recruit anyone
Lore vs table top
Heard of situations where someone rolled for like 30 minutes while the opponent is just waiting lmao
Right I can see that like a 5
run in Dead cells
"Hold on I got another roll"

Orks go fucking dummy
wasnt there a ork rule that let orks just get additional attack rolls anytime they got a six or something?
I have situations like that but its for movement not shooting
cause people gotta perfectly optimally move to screen out every possible move their opponent might make Ig
Yes for every shot

And Orks armies typically focus more on numbers
So
Yesh
Yeah I can see why that was changed but also cmon it's really on brand for orks
they arent supposed to have a consistent form
But khornes the only one most consistent seeing as we never saw his face
I dont see why they couldnt rework it and make it a detatchment rule
I mean would you?
Not when it takes 1.5 hours per movement phase
cause they gotta have it down to a tenth of an inch
and its also a casual game
Meh I like my DG boys
GW hit squad inbound
only a matter of times before GW summons the pinkertons
why?
it's so over
Wrong company
If you want me to suffer get me Slaanesh army, I’d die after I built Ahh
If you get me old world it will just sit in a pile for bits
okay random question
How long did the Age of Strife last?
Video I watched today said the Eldar were causing it for "millions of years" but that humanity only felt it for like 5000-10000 years
Was confused bc I thought the Age of Strife was only what humanity called the few thousand years before the Eldar accidentally gamer'd their way into creating Slaanesh
do we have a time frame for it? I keep hearing it went on for thousands
I think a definitive number is 5000?
M25 to M30 yeah
No, the guy is on warp dust
rip, I thought so
Ironically enough, the birth of Slaanesh managed to actually make it so that Humanity can rise again
I'm an Eldar (yeah yeah xeno scum) player on the tabletop but recently getting back into the lore (misplaced my Codex while moving lol) so these things slip my mind
The fall of a race heralded another rise and fall
Yeah, ending all of that ||murderfucking|| accidentally fixed the instability in the warp no? From Slaanesh's birth scream or something to that effect?
Eldar had it coming frfr
Basically, imagine a series of thunderstorms happening in the ocean
making it dangerous to even go in
Slaanesh being born made all the thunderstorms coalsce in one place
If you go in that one place, you'd basically suffer, but besides that, the rest of the ocean is ""fine""
Bermuda Triangle type shit lol
This meme is great.
I hate it.
I think you meant Grey Knight?
Well, not anymore.
Does a blood angels successor being really into librarians and librarian dreadnoughts fit as a chapter? I just love librarian dreadnoughts and all the psyker fun the blood angels can get up to along with jetpacks and bikes, idk i'm thinking something metal grey and purple like they were the chapter most working with the white scars and thousand sons (pre heresy) librarian project so they're semi neurotic hunters of librarian and psychic knowledge and equipment to maintain their mass librarius of psychic pieces (staffs, psychically tuned devices, weirder more dangerous shit maybe, the like. like if the blood ravens didn't have kyras ruining the psyker side of things by going traitor)
swag, i knew that i just wanna turn it up even more and rly poke at what weird psyker stuff they both would want to preserve/acquire, their relics and such, mixing that with additional stuff like them probably knowing or sensing when brothers will fall to the black rage before other chapters do, viewing it as a sacrifice to be remembered for something like that.
there will be legends of psychic barriers called down by the chief librarian and a pair of librarian dreadnoughts that smote all in their way and shielded all from harm! i can't think of a good name tho
I mean the tale is about a Silver Knight traveling through Slaanesh's palace to murder Slaanesh. Somehow.
Only to give up when he meets Slaanesh themselves.
It's implied to be a Grey Knight
With a popular theory being that it's Kaldor Draigo
So based
Sevatar is my favorite Night Lord.
If you painted an Orks brain red would it make them smarter?
uh no that's just a meme
well if they believe it would do that, wouldn't it?
no the WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH has set limits
the only belief that really applies anything to an ork is blue
being luck
are weird boyz purple or am i misremembering?
what do you mean purple
ah no thats the stealthy orks, only nobody's ever seen one, right?
that's a myth
ork powers only work on orks so if that belief get applied only other orks won't see them
I thought Space Marines could take advantage of Ork power, like they can re-attach limbs as long as the orks believe it works, but they stop working if they stop fighting orks?
that's false
ork powers only work on orks
Brainrot.
it really is
Based posting.
guys i got a question what exactly are these i saw it in a random cinamatic
That's from the Astartes short animation thing
Its basically also an unknown alien world
its not explained and left up to the viewer
Ye it's based on the works of some polish artist
Dukane: "These rejects make a poor army."
Overseer Marsett: "They may yet surprise you, ma'am."
Dukane: "I do not care for surprises, I strive ever for certainty."
Overseer Marsett: "Of course, ma'am."
Based Dukane
She's the best
Also, Kayex called me a "pre-servitor" 
considering our funny criminal record and what happened to that zealot that Rannick shot
he's not really wrong
I know. I just really liked the flavor of that line
he's a charming little fellow yes
Gotta enjoy the reject life
NOOOOOO
what happened to you?
NahhsjwhsUhahdha
Thsi image
I was stalkn
Stalking
And then I get flash banged by family hammer 40 guy
i suppose that makes sense
.....Cry harder
Anyone got any music in whatever genre the mechanicus sountrack is? I need more for a playlist
Check trh channel Music of 40k
I did, most is from the game, or just doesn’t fit well
Needs more chanting/industrial noises
It just feels like generic electronic music
Its too niche to really be made by anyone else
How about Domain of Ambience?
If you're interested in using any of the music on the channel, you can contact me at domainsofambience@gmail.com.
© Copyrights for all music on this channel belong to Oscar Graae Madsen.
You may not use the music on this channel without express permission from me, so make sure to send me a message before any use.
(I’m not a shill)
Lemme check it out
Imperial Gyatt
I just am going feral waiting for mechanicus 2
ikr, finally a good necron game
My favorite Lexcorp suit
of course it is
IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE IN THAT
Its literally the exact fucking shade of green
its just missing the purple bits lol
Like SM2 and mechanicus was announced at the same time
The baldness really ties it together
Why can’t admech 2 be out already
As an admech and necron player I need it injected into my veins
Mechanicus 1 or 2?
2
Ok lol, I was gonna say
Cause Mechanicus 1 came out like 3 years before SM2 was announced
I can’t tell you how often I’ve listened to the 4 seconds of music at the end of the trailer because even that is so good
I love how children of the omnissiah was made with like 21 engine sounds played in a church, like that’s dedication
The only stuff from music of 40k that I've liked was their necron stuff which I used to make a playlist to listen to while playing them on tabletop
with a few silly inclusions because I felt like it
why are you becoming magos
Yeah its pretty creepy too
especially when you read up some stuff from it ingame thats not on the wiki
isnt that the super firewall they made to keep the rogue AIs out?
or in depending where it is i guess
Not really
wait shit
Yes actually I read the wrong
tbf calling it a firewall is a massive understatement
the damn thing can just out right delete cyberware function
been too busy leveling my bolt Pistol, heavy flamer, and heavy eviscerator
Shit do tell
The Peralez quest is pretty creepy
you dont need to be a tech priest to want to be crushed between two powerful cybernetic limbs
Just seems the type of thing he'd be into
I mean, I kinda like being un-crushed
like I get its fun
but like it also kinda probably kills you
worth it
how?
We need a new better plague
I was gonna ask questions and try to understand/explore this but then I realized this is the 40k lore chat and is not for such things
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The Dwarfs, or the Dawi as they call themselves in their tongue of Khazalid, also called the "Elder Race" by Men, and sometimes as the "Dwarfen Mountain Holds" when referring to the...
wheres the leak maam
comics done
@storm jungle you need this to throw at your enemies
It should not be this cute

.........actually die
I would rather let my characters falls to chaos and slaughter the entire morningstar before reading any more of the CURSE IMAGE
its not that bad
Skibidi toilet
Toilet skibidi
it is
As he gazed, the great face grew to an awful size, grew larger than the colossal mask of Memnon, which had made him scream as a child. It grew larger and larger, filling the whole sky; then everything went black. Only in the blackness before it entirely destroyed his brain he seemed to hear a distant voice saying a commonplace text that he had heard somewhere, "Can ye drink of the cup that I drink of?"
Wire are you good, man?
I ate too much okra.
why?
Because it tastes good. :v
Duh.
What's okra
Okra (US: , UK: ), Abelmoschus esculentus, known in some English-speaking countries as lady's fingers, is a flowering plant in the mallow family native to East Africa. Cultivated in tropical, subtropical, and warm temperate regions around the world for its edible green seed pods, okra is featured in the cuisines of many countries.
It's good for ya and tastes pretty great. Especially if you cook it right.
I see
Or fry it. :v
But that's less healthy. ;v
H u h
Bruh stay in loop
I wanna see
huh 1 sec

need to pen the words
@gaunt sable you still havent linked artist 😤
Which artist?
So which plasma gun is closer to the rest of the lore:
Darktide or space marine?
Darktide seems beefier
It depends on builds and difficulty
They both look and feel good though, but they’re also both in video games so the higher up you get the less “real” they feel cause
I love the sound of the heavy plasma though
Darktide deffo.
pretty much every single gun in space marine feels like a regular firearm minus things like the melta
Darktide
Honestly the Bolter now also feels like what it is
A fucking mini missile launcher
it feels powerful
honest
Idk about SM2 tho
i love the bolt pistol
Its also just so fucking punchy
also
Main reason why I used it pre buff
It's that fucking sfx and feeling
its really cool to see the difference between when a sm uses it vs a human
It feels like you're Zeus and you're striking down some poor mf that forgot to wipe their feet
Also the version we use is used by the Adeptus Arbites
It isn't even the SM version
It's a downscaled version for HUMANS
There is
Nah
Marines use a bigger payload
The SM version has a higher caliber and more ammo I think?
unless you are gonna go into semantics and mention the bolt size
yeah that lol
Again its the same type of weapon
Also different rounds
so it doesnt really matter
Also the SM version is bigger because ofc it is
I mean it does because it’s a harder hit
i mean recoil wise
That’s like saying there’s no difference in artillery shells because they do the same thing
Honestly, with the Votann also using Bolt weapons as well
I wonder if Bolters were basically the equivalent to like... the M4.
They hit the ground and explode
Like yeah the idea is the same
Like back in the DAoT bolters were just like
Ordinary guns
same shit every day
We dont really know that
I mean you’re the one being silly, there’s a difference lol, all bullets do basically the same thing
aside from "the bolter was around doing that time"
True, but it's funny to think about
It doesn’t mean there’s not a big distinction between a .50 cal and a 7.62 or whatever
Its a weapon that fires a bolt of any size and makes the person explode into meaty chunks. Im not talking about the size or its uses lol
Imagine somebody buying it like it's a regular gun
Imagine people hanging it on their shelves
You technically can irl I think
Imagine what Gunshows were like back in the DAoT
Gyrojet stuff is legal I think
They prob didnt exist either tbh
society back then was basically star trek
It’s just you know, bad
That’s a huge fucking leap
Especially considering how it ended up
Honestly I don't think so primarily because I 100% think it would be far more chaotic and far less peaceful
At least less peaceful compared to an outright utopia
I mean it pretty much was. Humanity was spread into enclaves that just did whatever.
But we don't have much details about it
they even waged "wars" with each other but like it wasnt anything massive
Based off what?
these just get mentioned EXTREMELY briefly though
Rulebooks lol
They had insane super weapons
again its passing sentences
We know they used them
Yeah we don’t get nearly that kinda info from the scant references we get
Some groups seemed nicer than others but we see plenty of war
....yeah i just said that
Yes and the info is they had a shitton of absurd super weapons

Yeah also it doesn't mean that Gunshows didn't exist
Like maybe some DAoT people collected guns as a hobby
I mean
The DAoT made a lot of the stuff we see in 40k
"Yo guys check it out, I got a grav cannon"
"gunshows" would be a pretty primitive concept for advance socieities lol
stuff like that is where hicks go to just shoot shit
Based off what?
Not this again lol
Do you think they collected 40k as a hobby?
True, but at the same time, Pompeii had evidence of "your mom" jokes
Humans don’t change that much
The first written joke that was ever found was literally a fart joke
They very much do
Either way, we definitely don’t have enough info on the DAoT to say either way.
Also nothing compares to the sheer joy of shooting shit
I’d love to see this info which says they probably didn’t do some kinda show for new weapons
Wheres the evidence that they did go to them then lol
There wasn’t even one central group back then
you seem pretty adamant on that too
I’m not saying they did for sure I’m saying we don’t know
Based on what
I’m not the one making the claim
Based off the lack of info we have
We don’t know much about the DAoT life for all the different groups
And there was so many and they were so different a lot could have happened
Considering half the stuff they did was superweapons of any kind depending on the convenient plot of a book i kinda doubt it tbh.
There’s endless handheld dark age of technology weapons that are found
two man system
Also the fact that during the age of strife, Murder Cults of Psykers were popular, human nature was still very much a thing in DAoT lmao
by "endless" do you mean like 3-4
unless you are going to mention like every weapon that just loosely goes "this was very much a DAOT leftover tech"
Although tbf, most of the psykers probably exploded into Daemons
which is even more flimsy
So that's probably why murder cults were a thing
I mean literally every Van Saar weapon
Not really
thats just setting appropriate firearms of every kind everyone in the galaxy uses.
The league weapons
Who also are imperial as hell for some reason
minus like what, plasma axes
and a pistol or two lol
Anyways since we don't know shit about the DAoT
Yes, because the imperium uses STC blueprints
I'm just gonna say
There were probably gun shows
Purely because firing a bolter would be fun
That all again conveniently are just matchign with every human firearm used now
"Yo check this shit out"
which are suppose to be primitive
BLAM
OK and
Yeah that is more just uh, lack of creativity on the modellers part tbh
Yes, the setting is silly
The Emperor created the first Bolters
No?
Which existed beforehand
That doesn’t change their dark age of technology weapons
Sorry lemme rephrase that
and him saying "no i did it trust me guys"
So which is it lol
No lol
*He recreated the bolters during the Age of Strife by copying the design and most likely simplifying it
There we go
It being an STC doesnt make them DAOT weapons either lol
Is there examples of Dark Age tech for hand held weapons or are they all not for some reason
There’s dark age knives and forks that exist, it doesn’t need to be some super weapon to come from that age
You literally ask the STC to provide you with the stuff you need, if we went by that logic Van Saar would be getting miniature blackhole guns constantly.
Also people collect guns from WW2 and WW1, some mf would 100% have far more primitive weapons.
So again, its just flair purposes and convenience
The dark age isn’t all wacky super weapons
its not the same thing
It very much is for the most part
They had basic guns and gear
its how its presented lol
This is completely false
To summarize the entire argument
We dunno
Its completely true
literally every DAOT tech 99% of the time is some superweapon
because uh yolo
STCs are all from the DAoT
The Bolter probably came from the DAoT, or maybe even before when Humanity was in Generation ships
Either way, wefwfewc
yes
What they make it all technically Dark Age tech
wat yall talking about?
That can also just provide you with "basic" material that isnt just DAOT tech.
It doesn’t need to be some insane thing to be daot
did you guys see the new reveal of the emperor miniature
I’m not this is literally completely false
Its literally not
Can you two just like, shut up or take it to the DMs lol
The DAOT is purposefully made ambigious so that we can imagine and homebrew our own shit
As far as we know, they probably had guns that shoot out Super Laser Piss that melts skin
like wow i never expected them to add an emperor mini
Fucking knights are dark age tech and they use basic chain weapon technology
peak
ayo really lemme search up what it looks like

Yeah lemme see this mini
It’ll come eventually
Im surprised they still havent made a mini for him yet tbh
I expect it’ll be a diaroma for Horus ascendant
I mean tbf it'd be awkward to have him get killed by a lucky guardsman shot
i dont see it you liars
That can also be said for guilliman
No ones gonna seriously play it like Horus Ascendant
fair lmao
my ma?
Anyways primarch rules don’t let them get killed like that in 30k largely
the idea is funny
she a special character
Primarch games are rare for a reason
you're special
30k is easy to break and primarchs make it sillier


Mostly people just buy them to have them and maybe have a couple goofy games
maybe Vorx from the lords of silence
Horus ascendant it’s basically impossible to have a good game with him
Emperor would be the same I think
if you have him you instant win
Primarchs in 40k games typically get focus fired by the entire enemy army turn 1
^
unless you have the emperor
Its very funny to watch lol
Like you're lucky if you even get a turn with it
with a army of custodes
Angron is special because he just keeps coming back anyway
The army of custodes when I throw a C4 at one
literally this
Or are you holding the model behind your back to throw at your opponent in case you lose? Maybe.
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Like if you're watching a 40k battle report and it comes down to like the final round with the players using their Primarch in a big cool showdown moment, it's 100% because they agreed beforehand not to wipe it turn 1 to make it more cinematic.
no duh
In 30k it depends
If your primarch is dying first round then you did a shit job positioning them
Also it’s super hard to do that anyways
Largely the issue comes in that if they do fight whoever dies decides the fight and its kinda boring
And their troop buffs get absurd
It’s fun for a goofy one off thing but it gets old
Certain characters are similar, Sigismund was an issue for awhile because he had eternal warrior
I think it’s mostly been resolved I can’t recall, but I don’t see him much and Heresy is largely played around a gentlemen’s agreement of not making it unfun for the other guy anyway
Otherwise everyone would just spam contemptors
(And then I spam grav Moritats)
You can spam Contemptors?
If you wanna be an asshole yeah
Generally the rule is no more than one per 1000 points
They’re very strong rn
have angron
How many theoretically could you have in an army?
Make a 30k World Eaters army, claim they are loyalist. This is a lie
In reality you are playing as loyalist Alpha Legion
Yeah I find Game Vs Lore funny
love ya Dylan
never change
Custodes, the Emperor's companions and body guards
Beyond Superhuman, each one finely crafted and trained.
Each one has thousands of years of experience under their belt. Their names look more like a paragraph.
...
Dies to one bolter shot to the face

All those names don't make you bullet proof
Was cool to see both SOS and Custodes in my local nerd store
I’d have to check but I’ve seen people bring like 5 to a 2000 point army and it destroys
mood
"Is... all well?"
signs "No the world is doomed, and everyone else upon it."
"...yess.... all is well..."
I love how in that episode. The Sister of Silence literally just walks away in the most DGAF way ever
Like you can tell they're like
Sister could learn some PR skills
"That's what you're telling them? Okay fine fuck you then."
YEP JUST SIGN LANGUAGED "Yeah this place is fucked bro"
Just gets fucking ignored
tbf, i don't think you're also supposed to tell them
"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. RUN RUN RUN"
Cause that will just make them panic horribly
Yeah she doesnt get ignored
Although she probably should run
My point is
The custodes just knows these people are dead anyway and its not worth creating a scene
But at the same time you're not supposed to tell them
"Nah all is fine, you're not gonna die. Ignore the shaking of the planet"
Ignorance is bliss
So basically the Custodes and the SoS don't know how to interact with people
two sides of the same coin
Dm the exterminatus slowly charging above us
and both of them are shit
One is a Super soldier literally isolated from others and can't interact with others because they will literally have a fucking seizure
the others
The other is an even Superior Soldier that is literally so far from humanity, the only thing that they have the same is the general shape

.....Are so old and busy guarding a corpse they probably forgot
Shout out to the shadow keepers though
To be fair some do some dont
Imagine a custodes trying to make small talk with someone
Someone did, it was child who was talking they're dad
"So have you read Nietzsche?"
"What is that? Is that a food?"
"...oh right only the palace has copies of his books... uhhhhhh-"
The custodes just looks at him and says "My father was a warlord that was killed by the Emperor."
I can imagine those that were there when the emperor was still
recently entombed/alive
Its hard to really group them together because every Custodian is different from each other personality wise. They are individuals first, warriors second, its what makes them above most people.
are socialable
However
while the more recent ones are kinda socially awkward
They dont have a "set" personality for the most part.
I think the only person more awkward than the custodes
Aren't custodes also supposed to be diplomats and philosophers? They should be able to socialize very well, they just don't care most of the time.
Yeah true
You can almost believe they aren't horribly brainwashed at times
is the shadowkeepers
A lot can fine
Some choose to not give a fuck
As said they’re very different
they are all different
the codexes just uh
present them as 1 personality
because its easy to write lol
which they do with like almost every faction so its fine, its for marketing
Some are much much more diplomatic and charismatic while others are cold assholes, they also pursue different fields and interests
Also as a question, is there anyone who like
got infected by a genestealer and was like
"No"
and then just continued as per normal
There was a space marine chapter who resisted it
You cant really do that.
Also the Tau have apparently cured it
yeah ik, generally it's at the DNA level which is hard to remove
Or can, but how widespread that is it’s not clear
Pretty much yeah.
It's probably extremely hard
Generally I think the Imperium has better medical technology than the Tau?
So maybe the Imperium also can
Tau are commies they don't count
The Imperium has better med-tech for our standards
Tau are still more advanced
but not like super-super
They do largely
Tau are way behind them in bio tech largely, but they have less people
they're space commies

Idfw that at all
They aren't even commies
And the best imperium biologis aren’t gonna be focusing on that and also it’s not going to the millions or billions of potential infected or whatever
They literally use a fucking caste system
HAHAHAHA
With a caste system
noooo dilara you're too cool to die
Tau also largely just purge cults they find

They are honestly the opposite of Communists
The Eldar are more communists ffs





