#40k-lore-chat

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languid meadow
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not every chapter uses them

rose thorn
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hey did the new rogue trader dlc drop or something?

opaque coyote
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Would be disappointing for Ghaz though.

He'd think that the Imperium insulted him.

languid meadow
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but they are only for astartes and not normal humans

opaque coyote
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"WHAT? HE DIED OF 'OLD GE'. HE DIDN'T GET KRUMPED BY ME???"

arctic talon
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Dante doesn’t have any

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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People don’t always have them

opaque coyote
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Just saying if the Blood Angels used them

arctic talon
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They do

arctic talon
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Sorta

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Tycho has them

storm jungle
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Yes. It did.

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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Do we know if there is a way to side with GSC yet

dusk patrol
# storm jungle

I don’t get the problem he’s saying they’re the heart and sole of the Imperium.

storm jungle
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Nope im not at that part yet

dusk patrol
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Pretty wholesome

rose thorn
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dang

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tell me if so

storm jungle
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will do if i can get there 😩

rose thorn
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i would litearlly murder someone for a kelermorph companion

languid meadow
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I feel like at a point they just stop giving them to a person, but marines rarely get to the age of dante and grimnar so like there's little precedent

rose thorn
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my RT would love a pet kelermoprh

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morph

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english

dusk patrol
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Yeah most marines will probably die around 100-300ish years

tough haven
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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These days earlier even

opaque coyote
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Like his entire forehead was just

dusk patrol
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Bad time to be a new Blood Angel or Ultramarine

opaque coyote
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Covered with studs

dusk patrol
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Good for promotions though

arctic talon
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Dante goes for the platinum stud

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That indicates 1000 years

dusk patrol
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The Platinum Bachelor: Dante Edition

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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what is this

pine wedge
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it's a product

arctic talon
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Titus mini

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If it costs less around a gaunt box

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It’s good value lol

languid meadow
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when the company that started by selling minis does an ad for their minis

arctic talon
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The nid players will feast

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On Titus

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For basing material

rose thorn
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are gaunts in untsi of 20 or 10?

arctic talon
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The box is 10 gaunts

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They’re 10-20

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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oh okay

arctic talon
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Gaunts are sold in 10s

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Little goobers

rose thorn
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remember that god awful tyranid combat patrol taht existed for like 5 minutes

dusk patrol
rose thorn
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it was like, 60 gaunts, a brood lord, and genestealers

arctic talon
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It’s like

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30

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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Gives a few models and paint supplies and some instructions

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It wasn’t for new people then

arctic talon
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That one was target only

dusk patrol
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The old one was just a board game

arctic talon
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And 20 gaunts

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Lul

dusk patrol
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No paint included

rose thorn
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is target a thing in the UK???

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(im an american)

arctic talon
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No

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Lol

pine wedge
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I bought something called a "tyranid battleforce" back in the day. 8 termagaunts, 8 hormagaunts, 8 genestealers, 3 tyranid warriors, and a fucking CARNIFEX.

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those were the days.

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cost me something like 100 or 120 euros.

rose thorn
rose thorn
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thanks 40k team for listening to r/grimdank instead of your sales team

dusk patrol
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What?

rose thorn
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grimdank is mostly americans

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from waht i heard

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wait no that dint evne make sense

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why was it a target exclusive??

dusk patrol
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It’s Reddit the brain damage spreads globally

pine wedge
dusk patrol
arctic talon
pine wedge
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so beautiful. Uwugryn

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too bad I dont have those minis anymore

dusk patrol
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The model for Titus was gonna be sold later always

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As it is now

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Cheaper

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That was the only really unique part

rose thorn
pine wedge
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is it? they came in the same numbers as the gaunts.

rose thorn
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and warriors

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Warriors are always 3 man

arctic talon
rose thorn
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oh okay

arctic talon
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Genestealer got freed

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Of that curse

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This edition

rose thorn
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my brain must have been thinking in 8th

pine wedge
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this was

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4th ed

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I think

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2007

arctic talon
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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Mag is stuck in the Bush era mentally still

languid meadow
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God I forgot how goofy old stealer models were

pine wedge
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I bought the codex, that battleforce, paints and brushes, and then later also a hive tyrant and a lictor. the old metal minis. GOD they were ASS

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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Wild how good the new GSC models are

rose thorn
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fr

pine wedge
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it's super dope that GSC are a whole ass faction now

rose thorn
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mhm, can we please get a new not hero?

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pretty please?

arctic talon
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No

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Suffer

pine wedge
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I dont like Custodes as a faction, they were fine stuck on Terra as a plot device/lore element, but GSC definitely deserved to be an army.

rose thorn
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please you took guard from us

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and gave us a subfaction that fucking hates guard

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give me leman russ or give me damage gw

arctic talon
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Lol

rose thorn
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you took both and gave us a worse version of our 8th edition rule, took cross fire, and took guard

arctic talon
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The brood bros change is so weird

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Gsc are awkward this edition

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They’ll prolly get buffs next slate

rose thorn
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it wants us to spam guardsmen for no reason

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and then our guardsmen kit is like 70 usd

arctic talon
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There’s a gsc player at the lgs lol

arctic talon
rose thorn
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I KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

arctic talon
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But they spam bikes

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So like

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Idk lol

rose thorn
arctic talon
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No

rose thorn
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for new poeple*

arctic talon
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The cheaper way is the abomination list

arctic talon
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They’re from 8e lul

rose thorn
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oh okay

arctic talon
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They just like bikes

rose thorn
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buying the new Combat P twice isnt bad, its just not good

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but our siganture unti is signiticaly worse

arctic talon
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The new Cp is

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Worse value then the old one

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But it’s still very good value

rose thorn
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yeah

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i bought the last of the old one at my lgs

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and im so happy about it

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but im nto ahppy with the ucrrent state of the faction so eh

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excited to play kruleboyz in aos!

arctic talon
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kruleboyz

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You’re fucked

rose thorn
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YEAH

arctic talon
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💀

rose thorn
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IT HAPPENS WITH ALL MY FAVORITE ARMIES AND IDK WHY

arctic talon
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Sylvaneth

rose thorn
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I HAVE SYLVANETH TOO

arctic talon
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💀

rose thorn
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gitz arent bad they are just annoying to play at least

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i am getting kharadons too

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which are bad but wht ever

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i also have blades of khorne

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which is the second worse army in the game

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im not a hipster even this just happens to everything i play in games

opaque coyote
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Gonna continue a topic I talked about yesterday

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I thought about Shin Godzilla like appearing in Terra and destroying things for no reason

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I have no idea why

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I think it's because I've been hyper fixating on Godzilla recently

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And now I'm imagining Godzilla fighting a Squad of Titans

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Because that is cool as fuck

crisp heath
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I think Godzilla is more of a knight tier opponent

opaque coyote
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Imperial Guards trying tanks and howitzers. Valkyries trying to shoot Shin down

opaque coyote
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Original 1950s Godzilla is 50 meters, or about as tall as a Warhound

crisp heath
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Yeah but they're more mobile weapons platforms while Knights like to pacific rim giant robot punch you

opaque coyote
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Yeah fair

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Imagine like a legion of Knights with Titans supporting in the backline

crisp heath
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Also if Exodites actually got any lore you'd realize this is just what living on a Knight World is

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Sadge

opaque coyote
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While Godzilla fires his atomic breath

crisp heath
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To be fair any melta titan could go toe tp toe with godzilla's breath

opaque coyote
crisp heath
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If I recall it's not plasma breath but one of their dinosaurs is supposed to breathe fire

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And even if you don't have one of those, they have brachiosaurs and carnosaurs with twin linked plasma cannons on their back

dusk patrol
crisp heath
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It's not talked about anymore and the lore just vaguely says "farm equipment" but early knights were used by exodites to herd dinosaurs

languid meadow
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Power scaling godzillas is hard

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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like Shin and GZ-1 are like nigh unkillable by conventional means

opaque coyote
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It can shoot lasers from it's back

dusk patrol
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That’s not how that works

opaque coyote
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Not sure if it can go into atmosphere tho

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But that shit looks like it can

languid meadow
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it's a laser so yes it can

opaque coyote
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But then again the Imperium can just

dusk patrol
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Terra has a whole Battlefleet above it

opaque coyote
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Go farther

opaque coyote
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Since deleted scenes show that pieces of it had like

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Eyes

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And mouths

languid meadow
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Like Shin is the one godzilla that can't really be powerscaled

opaque coyote
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Maybe a Virus Bomb can do him in though

dusk patrol
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He’d do a lot of damage but I don’t think it would be a huge issue dealing with him

opaque coyote
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Since he's mostly organic

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It could just turn him into sludge

dusk patrol
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Depends on if the writers decide he can absorb or block or is immune it whatever

languid meadow
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since the original plan for shin was to essentially become a god

dusk patrol
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Also psykers of course

opaque coyote
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Maybe with the Godzilla people

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But yeah Form 5 and above would be ridiculous

languid meadow
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Shin was supposed to have 8 forms from the OG concept art iirc

opaque coyote
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Honestly thank god that was scrapped tbh

languid meadow
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there is also godzilla earth

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that verison is also mega busted

opaque coyote
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I like Hideki's work but he goes a bit too crazy

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Like he's the type to need another writer to reign him in lmao

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And thank god it was. Cause Form 6+ is just

Too insane

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Form 5 is interesting tho

opaque coyote
gray umbra
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Do you think they still have hummus in the 42nd millennium

languid meadow
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godzilla has many modes, protector of balance/nature he takes on in a lot of films, Literal god, and tortured animal that wants to die

opaque coyote
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No

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Why?

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No joy allowed

opaque coyote
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Which is a funny thing to like but

languid meadow
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I mean their theme is the body and mind iirc

opaque coyote
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Yeah

languid meadow
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mind wishes to die while the body keeps going

opaque coyote
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Apparently everytime Shin roars, it's actually a scream of agony

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Basically that classic Godzilla roar is retextualized from a bestial roar from the God of Monsters to

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"AAAAAGH EVERYTHING HURTS. HELP. HELP ME!"

languid meadow
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there is also GZ-1 with them prob also being in pain with every step breaking their bones, but their regeneration keeps them going

opaque coyote
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And to be honest as someone who had and still has depression. I kinda relate in a way?

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Not literally

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I am not a nuclear fish dinosaur monster

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But the general theme of

"The mind wants to give up but the body keeps going"

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Shin Godzilla is basically a reflection of the directors own thoughts, feelings, and struggles

languid meadow
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now I want to rewatch the movie

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I've seen -1 like 4 times now

opaque coyote
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...also he put forward a sequel but Toho refused it.

Tbf it was due to them wanting to focus on the Monsterverse

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But that's still a bit lame

languid meadow
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they have a contract with legendary iirc

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neither can have a movie come out in the same year

opaque coyote
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Yeah that's probably why the proposed sequel was canned

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But eh

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I should really watch Godzilla X Kong

languid meadow
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the next movie we get is gonna be a toho one tho

opaque coyote
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I love some good ol monster fighting shlock

languid meadow
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prob a sequel to minus one

opaque coyote
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Minus One was so good

languid meadow
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or it should be

languid meadow
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unironically

opaque coyote
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Honestly I think the best part is that they made the human characters

NOT BORING???

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Which was surprising to be because most of the Monsterverse had me like

"Oh it's that guy.

Who are you again?"

languid meadow
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minus one is one of the few movies with interesting human characters

opaque coyote
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Ngl watching Minus One I genuinely forgot that it was a Godzilla movie for a solid 30-40 minutes.

So I was genuinely shocked when I saw Godzilla fucking SWIMMING TOWARDS THEIR BOAT LIKE IT WAS JAWS

languid meadow
hasty coral
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I always thought one of Godzilla’s most interesting characteristics was his willingness to let humanity do their own thing

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Like besides the obvious first movies

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He is generally just like “meh, whatever”

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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It varies but yeah

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Godzilla likes to be on top and when he is he just kinda chills

hasty coral
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Literally “get off my lawn” type shit

opaque coyote
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You wake up

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You see a bunch of little concrete sticks

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"Wtf"

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You break them

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Ants come out and tickle you

hasty coral
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And then some asshole cousin comes over and starts a fight

opaque coyote
# languid meadow

Also I think it's implied in Minus One that Godzilla pre-radiation was basically living in peace with the island

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Basically the island gave him fish

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He ate fish

hasty coral
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Godzilla Hell 💀

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Bro kills fucking God

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What a fucking comic

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The writers room must have had that good zaza

opaque coyote
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He leaves

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Actually no wait

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He brings fish to the island

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deep sea fish to be precise

hasty coral
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I felt like Godzilla is always done best when he is treated like the animal he should be

Yeah, he should only want to be left alone

opaque coyote
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So basically he was seen as a creature that occasionally popped up, brought fish, and then left

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He even spared the protagonist because he froze up in fear instead of shooting at him

hasty coral
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Don’t piss off the giant lizard

Bro just wants a nap

opaque coyote
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I'm guessing the Atomic tests both mutated him and pissed him off

opaque coyote
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I guess he saw it as an attack on him and his territory

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So he decided to attack back

hasty coral
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Yeah an animal will defend its territory

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I always found animal like monster very compelling

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Like how MH does it

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No, these powerful monsters aren’t gods, they are animals, and they do what animals do

opaque coyote
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But the novelization basically said that if he did

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He would've died

hasty coral
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All of them

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Don’t poke the fucking giant lizard

opaque coyote
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In fact the only reason why Godzilla Pre-mutation was pissed was because they LITERALLY SHINED A SPOTLIGHT AT HIS EYES

hasty coral
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Animals don’t look for a fight

hasty coral
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Like they could have researched Godzilla without angering him

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Just don’t act like you could be a potential threat

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Even things like lions and sharks only attack humans when they want food

Godzilla definitely doesn’t see humanity as food

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Even Gorilla’s, known for their aggressive territorial attacks, will never attack someone if they present themselves as a non threat by just lying on the ground and looking small

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Obviously Godzilla is also a movie so if he gonna attack he is gonna attack

opaque coyote
# hasty coral News Flash All dangerous animals won’t react well to you bothering them

Yeah actually it was a sort of progression throughout Minus One

Godzilla originally had a symbiotic relationship with the inhabitants of Odo Island, but massacred the original military installation there.
The new military installation shined a spotlight at him and he roared. They fired at him because, jesus christ that's a giant dinosaur, so he massacred them all. Only sparing the protagonist who didn't fire at him.

Then America did the Bikini Atoll tests which actually mutated Godzilla into what we know him as.
And interestingly enough, he started attacking America battleships.

The Americans decided to withdraw support (for some reason)
So the Japanese had to deal with him. He was then fired upon by Japanese Battleships and destroyed them.

ONLY THEN did he start attacking Japan itself.

hasty coral
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But I find it funny how brainless the military is sometimes

opaque coyote
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Every step of the way, something provoked HIM

hasty coral
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I understand fear sure but damn

Just leave it alone

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We don’t go bothering lions

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Well not to the degree they did

opaque coyote
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Tbf the Japanese Government covered up the incident

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So they legitmately didn't know about Godzilla being there during the Nuclear tests

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But then again, the Bikini Atoll test was extremely controversial for a reason

hasty coral
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Well then it’s too late

Godzilla recognizes humanity as an immediate threat now

opaque coyote
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Yeah the nuke probably made Godzilla PISSED

hasty coral
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Animals remember humans being sources of food if you feed them too much

Same goes for if you hurt it too much

opaque coyote
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Especially since mutations aren't exactly painless either

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Oh yeah and also in the ending of the movie, he was regenerating

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Honestly it would be interesting if Angrius or even fucking Ghidorah or whatever was actually the Hero

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And Godzilla was the villain

opaque coyote
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But they had a Servitor attached to them for idk

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extra RAM

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So while you're playing fucking idk

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CoD 1 billion

snow fern
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Galaga is actually a training program for navy pilots

opaque coyote
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You occasionally hear the Servitor monotonely call for help

storm jungle
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What the fuck is this machine-spirit an overworked secretary girl?

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Tell me what i want you fucking hunk of junk

arctic talon
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smh

storm jungle
raven stone
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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this is totally unrelated but can i note the cliché at the start of every catastrophe movie of having a bunch of science experts being brought together in a government vehicle and them asking eachother what their specialties are

opaque coyote
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and glorious

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flowing hair

crystal forum
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im pretty sure andromeda strain did it first

opaque coyote
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IG usually it's because they don't know what they want to talk about

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so

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"Uhhh hey what are you good at?"

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I do that sometimes tbh

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Like if I have to make small talk (ew)

crystal forum
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and then one scientist is like "this must be important if they're asking for so many scientists"

opaque coyote
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I usually just desperately ask random bullshit

crystal forum
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like i can literally think of 5 movies that do this off the top of my head

opaque coyote
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You think they're good at small talk

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Honestly they should do that in a movie

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Have like 5 seconds of silence

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someone awkwardly ask what they're good at

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and then another just says

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"You haven't read the fucking paper? It introduces all of our professions"

low gazelle
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is house corvec still in danger of being wiped?

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in the current point of lore?

opaque coyote
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"...I am awful at small talk. Please say it because this silence is way too awkward"

crystal forum
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also scientists using scientific notation when saying big numbers to sound smarter

opaque coyote
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"Okay fine. I'm an anthropologist"

crystal forum
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as if anybody does that in real life

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ah yes the speed of the asteroid is five times ten to the power of four meters per second

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this is how humans speak yes

arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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it has no lore really

opaque coyote
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But they also usually just point at the calculation and say

arctic talon
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not anything outsode of the show

opaque coyote
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"This is a big number"

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Instead of saying it

crystal forum
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like nobody says that

opaque coyote
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Just

crystal forum
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above 100k you say mega lol

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above 100M you say giga

opaque coyote
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"It's a fucking huge number"

low gazelle
opaque coyote
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"Mhm yes that is indeed huge"

crystal forum
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let me quote "the day the earth stood still"

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nvm here's subtitles

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screen automatically blackens screenshots because youtube

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like who talks like this

low gazelle
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is the age of sigmar apart of the current universe?

crystal forum
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also

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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"That is in english, you want me to speak Chinese?"

storm jungle
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Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar are in the same timeline

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40k is seperate

opaque coyote
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"Wait no-"

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"你肥了"

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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By u/VCPenguin

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The Slaaneshi one's name is at the bottom

crystal forum
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mood lord

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was really stretching for that one

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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Chaosnids

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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So they fucking hid it at the bottom and made it tiny

arctic talon
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Why not groove lord

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And have it be like

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Methed up

opaque coyote
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Fun fact. The only one that is actually possible is the Nurgle one.

Canonically Nurgle has actually infected and corrupted tyranids

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Somehow

paper haven
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Ok but how?

opaque coyote
# paper haven Ok but how?

I forgot which edition but in the Death Guard Codex. The Tyranids went against the Death Guard.

They basically threw so much viruses and shit that they basically became sludge and the planet became poisonous.

When the first hive ship came near the planet, it started fucking melting.

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And was immediately bombarded by the rest of the hive fleet

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I think it's the Doom of Hesp

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Yup Hesp

paper haven
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Well at least the Tyrannid are smart enough to know to avoid Nurgle planets

opaque coyote
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Since the Hive Ship got bombarded

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Maybe it wasn't just melting y'know

rose thorn
torpid narwhal
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rouge trader DLC starting out great

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i can fix her

languid meadow
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wait is the new companion romanceable?

torpid narwhal
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she already offered to cut me

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nice gal

crisp heath
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Mood Lord is a great name you're just tasteless

torpid narwhal
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im tasteless?

storm jungle
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Kibellah is so good

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her VA is amazing too

arctic talon
languid meadow
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cinema

rocky gale
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and she's Bi as well

languid meadow
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I get to use this now

crisp heath
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I'm still upset they took Cassia from me

rocky gale
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Indeed

vast crystal
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I mean doesn't dominatrix already exist?

paper haven
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What happens to Cassia?

torpid narwhal
torpid narwhal
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im just starting now

crystal forum
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as expected most people are too dumb to realize it's heavily in dev

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i blame the hype youtubers for selling the concept too much

crisp heath
outer wave
opaque coyote
outer wave
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Least its not that bad

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And tbf that was a scam from the get go

scenic bolt
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or grey zone warfare, that earlier extraction shooter that got mega hyped by youtube and the hype and inflated expectations did not match the EA release reality

arctic talon
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This is why fighting games are good smh

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No overhype

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Mortal kombat doesn’t count

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That shit is ass

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Unironically I hate how weird peoples expectations are for shit now lol

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Hype cycles are terrible

torpid narwhal
paper haven
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Forever Winter looks good, but I'll wait until it is actually done before buying

arctic talon
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It needs like

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More time in the oven

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Obviously

outer wave
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Its also a small-ish team of like 40-50 people

crystal forum
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tbh maybe if they did a crowfund instead then people would have gotten the idea that this is a long term project they're investing in

misty brook
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Just a question. How would the Imperium react to a human whose body and genes that are very good to the point that their entire biology tries to survive to evade death. But their telomeres are quite unusual. Testing a Magos Biologis would show they are 94.6% similar to baseline humans though.

For Example. If a Parasite of Mortrex tries to parasitized them with Rippers, but the Rippers inside ends up being absorbed by the human's body due to their cells bonding each other on a cellular level. Of course the Rippers would try to rip their way free, because they're being "eaten" by their prey/host. But the bonding would trigger a mutation to turn the human into a Chimera.

crystal forum
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but this is still like pure idiocy for a lot of these pre purchasers. they're getting an actual playable very early access and they complain that it's buggy

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the only real problem i can see is the water system which is an interesting design choice

crystal forum
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but i've seen dumber design choices and tbh i always respect devs who have the balls to stick to dumb ideas if it means following a creative vision they have

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as long as it's not monetized

outer wave
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Ive been hearing about that water system

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Kinda hate it ngl

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But it is ballsy

crystal forum
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again it's not tied to real life money at least

outer wave
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No but its still kinda frustrating when considering what the average gamer does

crystal forum
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like a game is allowed to make you anxious and feel emotions other than fun

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we'll see what they do

outer wave
#

Oh yeah I agree games should be allowed to do that (see Pathologic 2) but absolutely stripping you of stuff because you didnt play enough feels cheap I guess?

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Its not even a difficulty thing; its just a real ass timer before your stuff is gone

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But I dunno if this game would be kinda like Lethal Company tbf where its all very instance based and nothing is meant to last

crystal forum
paper haven
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Sounds like how some servers wipe

outer wave
#

That would not be the worst result

crystal forum
#

as opposed to like tarkov where people just care about getting end game crap the moment a wipe happens

paper haven
#

Gotta get that loot

misty brook
# outer wave So a perpetual?

Not Really. More like an abhuman who has a built in reactive adaption into them, making them more better than the average human without augments. Though it depends on what happening to them. Not super crazy though. If they break a few bones. The broken bones heal completely within a day. Though they can't regenerate an entire limb. Unless something that completely changes their biology does so like from my example.

crystal forum
outer wave
#

I think they'd be eye'd suspiciously especially if theres another person thats recovering from a similar injury as this guy

crystal forum
#

what would make them stand out in the first place

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we're talking some dude in a billion other humans

outer wave
#

Yeah but we're still talking about the ability to basically heal quicker than anyone else

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Which maybe the first few times, maybe they're lucky or they're blessed with the Emperor's luck

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I think after and the same people kept observing this phenomena, I would think some would grow suspicious of whats going on

crystal forum
#

considering how the imperium uses abhumans i bet some agency or another would want to use this person

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as long as they're useful

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and since he mentions mago biologis doing tests... yeah those guys would want to rip the superhuman apart to see if they can replicate this phenomenon

#

the general rule for mutants in the imperium is if they dont look vomit inducing and they have a use they're tolerated

outer wave
#

I counterargue that point with Beastmen since, lets be real here, they're not good looking

crystal forum
#

counter counter point:
i disagree staregryn

outer wave
#

Counter Counter Counter point:
They smell like shit which is worse since they're covered in fur

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That shit will stick even longer

crystal forum
#

counter counter counter counter point:
fur shampoo

outer wave
#

Counter Counter Counter Counter Counter point:
I dont think they consider animal hygiene that important to create products like fur care

crystal forum
#

counter counter counter counter counter counter point:
do you think the imperium does beastman fur trade actually?

outer wave
#

Oh thats a good thought

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Id imagine the fur on a beastman is probably matted and kinda not great to use tbh but theres probably some desperate sods that would try something

crystal forum
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i feel like most of the fur work is done for you since the skin is human shaped

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but im not a furologist

outer wave
#

Yeah theres a lot to go around but I doubt the quality is good

crystal forum
#

this also requires killing beastmen which is not an ideal situation

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they tend to fight back

outer wave
#

They also will just go further into becoming chaos underlings, if they werent already

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Also the fur by then will be chaos tainted

crystal forum
#

wearing chaos tainted fur, what's the worst that can happen

opaque coyote
#

Unrelated but cool as fuck

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Cool things that are interesting

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-The city lights angered Godzilla so they turned them all off. Godzilla basically just ignored the entire city due to this

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-The radiation burned bodies and one fucking convulsing with mutations.

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-Humanity literally abandoning New Zealand to Angurius

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-Their mere presence also growing vegetables and fruits gigantic. Implying some things about the food chain in this Earth's past

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Anyways autism talk over

misty brook
outer wave
#

This is the longest gif I think Ive seen

#

Anyway yeah likely shot on sight

misty brook
outer wave
#

No, man mutating in front of everyone = probably not really human anymore, and probably going to lose his mind and could be chaotic in nature, kill

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Mind you, this is what the average Imperium officer or soldier would think, so there could be exceptions

misty brook
#

Imperium Wise.

outer wave
#

Exactly

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Otherwise I dont think they'd be trusted if they're even left alive while under the command of any Imp Guard regiment or while working at the average civvie job

sour hornet
#

How much sway does a well-off rogue trader have?

#

Can they really just snatch up contentious people like psykers and abhumans without question? Or is that artistic liberty?

misty brook
# sour hornet Can they really just snatch up contentious people like psykers and abhumans with...

As much authority as they can afford effectively. Outside the Imperium they can basically do whatever the hell they want provided they take the appropriate steps to make sure tales of their heresy never reach back to the appropriate authorities.

Inside the Imperium it's all a matter of the individual dynasty's wealth and connections. If a new dynasty with a single ship rocks up and starts making demands of a Planetary governor they're not really obligated to listen. But if an established Rogue Trader who owns dozens of warp capable ships, has half the sectors nobility indebted to him and greases the palms of every senior Administratium official he comes across asks you to lend him a few of your PDF guys to deal with an insurrection on one of his mining colonies it might pay to go along with him.

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But they can recruit anyone in their retinue. Of course there will be scrutiny.

sour hornet
#

When one of those well-off guys roll into a sector it's basically up to whether or not they've greased the right palms? So I'm guessing it's just like walking a tightrope where you have to have enough rep for people not to look too closely, or have enough forces on call to mess them up if they do.

misty brook
queen laurel
misty brook
queen laurel
sour hornet
#

I can't exactly bribe an ork

queen laurel
sour hornet
#

I don't own teeth, or uhh "teef" as they call them

queen laurel
#

loot and fighting is the two things that make an ork an ork

misty brook
queen laurel
#

yeah you can acquire some by killing other orks and give it to him

misty brook
#

There's also big shoot'n' dakka too an' big booms.

sour hornet
queen laurel
#

a rogue trader it's almost always gonna get into some hilarious adventures

misty brook
#

Just saying, but a Ork who grows big enough to be smart is scary. Kinda funny though that he realizes how stupid everyone else is around him.

queen laurel
#

and there is a klan of orks that work as mercenaries

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these guys are hated by other orks because they have tactics and the common sense

sour hornet
queen laurel
#

they will say cripple your supply lines scout out your base

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assassinate your soldiers in their sleep

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fun stuff

sour hornet
#

A legit unstoppable bio-weapon capable of fighting tyrannids and daemons to a standstill

misty brook
queen laurel
misty brook
queen laurel
#

and even a fucking weirdboy

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which is borderline the most volatile type of psyker

misty brook
#

Too bad most Weridboyz blow up their heads.

queen laurel
#

is funny

misty brook
tough haven
#

Literally just accidentally has a perfectly stable economic system

#

I just love the vibe of "fuck around and find out" and "we're gonna do this thing using whatever is available to us simply because we want to/is fun" and to hell with things like "consequences" or "possibility of horrific injury"

#

I will take any chance I can to infodump and clear up misconceptions on orks

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also listen to this zoggin orky music

misty brook
tough haven
#

this is really funny to me lol

tough haven
#

Da boyz arent stupid enough to think that a buncha orks put together equals a tank, you gotta have things like trakks and armor and shooty gubbins, and loads of dakka for a tank

tough haven
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misty brook
queen laurel
#

but nowadays it's becoming more and more the case

misty brook
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They usually have the big red button to make cars, ships, and planes to make it go fast.

tough haven
queen laurel
#

Like dilara herself said it that ork belief is becoming more and more memes

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i hope it doesn't happen like that but what can i do

shadow plover
#

the tank thing is an old imgur meme anyways

queen laurel
#

yep

tough haven
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its hard to keep track though

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so you just try that one and hope whatever it does is funny

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if its not to your liking you just press em faster

misty brook
tough haven
tough haven
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well, except for the mek that built it

misty brook
queen laurel
#

that's luck

tough haven
#

but then he gets to make anuvva one

tough haven
misty brook
#

Is purple really invisible?

tough haven
tough haven
#

thats a joke

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cause purple isnt used

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so you technically "dont see" a purple ork

#

I knew it would come up

tough haven
queen laurel
misty brook
#

But those commando orkz are real sneaky gitz though.

queen laurel
#

that is it

tough haven
queen laurel
#

Black being tough is a goff signature

tough haven
#

I cant remember cause its been a while since I looked into blood axes despite them being my second favorite klan, but isnt it even scarier than that, just like really makeshift "kamoflage" that just works even though it shouldnt

misty brook
#

Question. What clan was Warboss Grimzskull apart of?

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Also his the most ripped Ork I ever saw.

#

That git has Abz.

queen laurel
#

based on his colors

#

their the speed guys

#

they're the ones that propagate the belief that red things go faster

tough haven
#

they're straight up addicted

queen laurel
#

yeah

tough haven
#

to the point that theyre almost unusable

misty brook
#

Not gonna lie. I don't trust Painboys. They can steal your big and put onto themselves.

#

When they knock you under of course.

queen laurel
#

a warboss was getting smaller it turns out his pain boy was taking a little bit off the top every time

#

it was too late for the war boss to notice

shadow plover
#

Think purple was a 'sneaky' colour but not outright invisible

queen laurel
#

and the pain boy already bigger than him and stronger

misty brook
tough haven
#

but when you're head gets lopped off, its good to have a trustworthy one to slap it back on

tough haven
misty brook
shadow plover
#

could be, seen a couple artworks with Kommandos having purple accent colours but that might just be the hive mind of the fandom effecting the artists

misty brook
#

And it's the head of a gretchin.

misty brook
# tough haven Happens

How funny would it be if a Ork wanted to dress up as a Harlequinn. But of course the gitz is too big for the outfit.

crisp heath
#

How long would the Sailor Scouts survive in 40k

nocturne crest
#

So odd question, but does the orks logic that red things go faster actually work?

nocturne crest
#

And does it only work on Ork gear or can it affect others in red, like the world eaters?

queen laurel
#

ork beliefs only work on ork

celest dome
#

Only ork gear and not in a manner that make it work itself, it's just buffs

low gazelle
#

Are necrons just stupiidly op for 40k

celest dome
#

Yesn't

sour hornet
shadow plover
#

and if majority of them weren't asleep

devout temple
#

@remote blaze

remote blaze
devout temple
#

its still valid

#

i can look for a newer one

remote blaze
#

No it is not lol

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40k lore is a long story of retocons lol

crisp heath
#

I could've sworn we got chaos beastmen not too long ago in like a killteam or something

devout temple
devout temple
crisp heath
#

I've been asking for Beastman guard for a while. GW never uses their coolest concepts.

dense radish
queen laurel
#

They are abhumans though

#

Like very old but still holds up

remote blaze
#

The segment in Lost and the Damned covering how beastmen are usually murdered at birth may do something to that degree, yes.

crisp heath
#

I mean blanks still exist

#

Besides beastmen are abhuman

remote blaze
#

They're abominations in the crusade era, imagine what they are considered now

crisp heath
#

Most beastmen have beastman parents

queen laurel
#

Yeah like it's an old thing

#

They wouldn't be classified abhumans if the imperium didn't have any use for them

crisp heath
#

So I don't think beastman parents are killing their kids for the sin of being beastmen

dense radish
crisp heath
#

Everything suggests in 40k beastmen are just a human subspecies that gets especially dunked on by the imperium because they look extra freaky, so most of them turn to chaos. The ones that don't get sent to the Guard in most cases.

celest dome
#

Beastmen are still present in the lore, and are still actually present in certain Imperial regiments, but not in every sectors

green loom
#

Contradictions

#

Yes

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Retcons

#

no

#

Like you said

#

Read a book smilecat

thorn zenith
#

everything is canon

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especially genestealer seggs, super canon

crisp heath
#

It's not even retconned

green loom
#

I think The Ian Watson stuff is like

#

one of 5 books actually retconned

crisp heath
#

Beastmen in the 8th edition rulebook are mentioned as still being present in the guard

#

And in 10th edition some age of strife stuff mentions beastmen

thorn zenith
green loom
#

Me when my notoriously inconsistent setting isn't consistent and one line in a book isn't genuine irrefutable gospel

thorn zenith
#

i hunger for genest3ealer pussy and there is only one thing that will sate it

scenic bolt
#

one of the vet personalities mentions serving with a beastmen regiment and how awful they smell

crisp heath
#

The Inquisition Wars are the only canon part of 40k, everything that came after was fanfic

green loom
#

Good job lorebros another cringe gen chat leak sealed

thorn zenith
#

yea na it will always be canon to me

queen laurel
#

That was fun

sour hornet
#

Shianna Varlan I am so sorry for you.

green loom
queen laurel
green loom
#

I mean by all means they're still

#

Well into their profits

queen laurel
wintry scarab
#

Are the new OSTs out?

small grail
#

i want a imperator class titan action figure bro

#

cuz like everybody gangsta till the church starts walkin

storm jungle
radiant lance
#

Probably helps they have like a single lore piece and everyone forgot about them

storm jungle
#

^

outer wave
#

They're also mentioned by the loose cannon in Darktide so

#

Definitely not retconned

storm jungle
#

Yeah they arent.

#

Just forgotten

queen laurel
small grail
#

guys are there any good imperator titans action figs?

green loom
#

And then the husk of one in SM2

small grail
hallow saddle
#

There are a few scratchbuilt ones around

#

They're pretty incredible

storm jungle
remote blaze
#

Only army list or kill teams they currently are options on are Chaos as well.

green loom
#

Everything is canon dancegryn

storm jungle
#

The fact that its canonically muddled kinda speaks for itself tbh

green loom
#

Also there's Gor Halfhorn

remote blaze
#

He's specifically mentioned as being sanctioned

small grail
remote blaze
#

Someone likes him so he gets a pass, and they need all the help they can get to make Necromunda interesting

green loom
#

Necromunda
Uninteresting
This is a Gen chat take fr

small grail
#

id love for theere to be more warhammer action figs

remote blaze
#

Necromunda's "LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF!" approach drowns it. Gang aspects are neat, but internally they're all just clones.

storm jungle
#

Worst take ive seen in ages.

remote blaze
#

Corpsegrinders and the fire folk are the real heroes, but they only get a throwaway book.

storm jungle
#

People love necromunda, theres nothing wrong with making a planet have an actual aesthetic and culture with more gangs and factions

#

If you want slop go back to default tabletop

remote blaze
#

It's a microcosm of 40k itself

small grail
#

Whats necromunda @remote blaze

#

or who

#

?

#

releated to necrons?

green loom
#

It's a skirmish game based on the Hive world of Necromunda

remote blaze
small grail
#

oh

storm jungle
#

"Same thing all the time"

#

wat

small grail
#

not related to Necrons right?

storm jungle
#

no

#

it just has "necro" in the name because it sounds cool

#

its a very rich-in-lore hiveworld

green loom
#

Deathworld

remote blaze
#

Big angry will now fight angry women, but look out! saavy angry is here to double cross! - every necromunda story

storm jungle
#

Huh?

#

Women?

#

the fuck 💀

forest orbit
#

I dont even like, understand the complaint

storm jungle
#

Same tbh

forest orbit
#

I do like the specific mention of "angry women"

green loom
#

Prolly means Escher

forest orbit
#

I mean Escher are based tho

green loom
#

Real

storm jungle
#

FOR REAL

remote blaze
#

If you have a better descrptor for House Escher than "Angry peacock women" I'll hear it

forest orbit
#

The fuck are you on about

#

LOL

remote blaze
#

House of Blades thing is damn cool though, can't lie

#

Very Lelith

storm jungle
remote blaze
forest orbit
#

they are based

#

the fuck is "peacock women"

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

I assume hes just salty corpsegrinders get no attention

#

or something

green loom
forest orbit
remote blaze
#

That are perpetually mad and bright purple/yellow all the time

storm jungle
#

Yes um

#

thats how faction color schemes work

#

welcome to 40k

remote blaze
#

So Angry Peacock Women

green loom
#

Dilara can I make them red

dusk patrol
#

Everyone on Necromunda is always angry

#

That’s like saying “marines with power armor”

forest orbit
#

^

storm jungle
#

That yeah lol

remote blaze
#

Certainly, hence the angry bigs and saavy angry

storm jungle
#

Why are you constantly saying they are "angry"

#

did an escher stood you up on a date or something

forest orbit
#

LOL

queen laurel
small grail
#

in the wiki is there any idea who are the redacted primarchs?

forest orbit
#

Nope

#

go look them up on lexi

gray umbra
#

Nobody knows

dusk patrol
#

We have very little info and GW isn’t interested in exploring it

gray umbra
#

We dont talk about the missing primarchs..

small grail
#

which legions are the ones no one knows about again?

remote blaze
#

Their entire factions can be boiled down to nothing. What are the goals? achievements? stakes? characters? It's just stereotypes wailing on each other.

While the entire setting is that, most places have the decency to tell me why they are killing each other and who's telling them to do it.

dusk patrol
#

It was always meant to be a reference to the lost Roman legions

#

That’s it

small grail
gray umbra
#

Like gw doesnt actually talk about it

gray umbra
#

They did something and got expunged is all we know

small grail
#

lol

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

It’s not too complex I guess but like I don’t think it’s unclear

#

They’re fighting for control of the hive

remote blaze
forest orbit
#

...

#

Have you read the gang books

#

they literally say who their leaders are

dusk patrol
#

This stuff is told lol

forest orbit
#

every one of them

#

lol

small grail
#

kinda do wanna know who those primarchs are

forest orbit
#

Like you dont have to like necromunda thats cool

dusk patrol
#

Just read

forest orbit
#

just get the lore right

#

lol

dusk patrol
forest orbit
#

"Oh its just people shooting each other"

small grail
#

cuz in honesty theyd be older that lion el jonson as well?

forest orbit
#

No

dusk patrol
#

We have no idea about any of them

forest orbit
#

all primarchs were made in the same labs

#

they wouldnt be "older" than each other

dusk patrol
#

Some were older but

#

That’s a different thing

forest orbit
dusk patrol
#

But regardless it doesn’t matter

small grail
dusk patrol
#

Look it’s like

#

It’s a pointless discussion

#

It’s a mystery box

#

With no answer

small grail
#

but like imagine if the lost primarchs are like monsters

forest orbit
#

^

remote blaze
# dusk patrol Well you won’t

They were originally placeholders for character created chapters so people could shoehorn their homebrew chapters into the game. May become a story later but they are only mentioned in passing.

forest orbit
#

just go read the lexicanum page on them if you wanna be satisfied slightly

small grail
#

im not arguin just sayin

dusk patrol
#

Everyone who comes into the setting hears about them and wants to talk about them

small grail
#

room for thought

forest orbit
#

One of the original writers for 40k said they just added them as a historical reference.

queen laurel
forest orbit
#

thats all it is

queen laurel
#

some things are literally just added there for the sake of mystery

forest orbit
#

the "they are for homebrew ideas" was a dumb fan theory

dusk patrol
#

You can speculate but

#

It goes nowhere

queen laurel
#

Yeah

small grail
#

my bad

forest orbit
#

yeah

#

now suffer

small grail
#

guess so

forest orbit
#

Most you will get is this

#

this lexicanum page lists all their mentions and bits of "lore"

#

its all vague and purposefully left unknown FYI

small grail
#

which is better

#

the wiki or lexicanum

forest orbit
#

Lexicanum

small grail
#

k

forest orbit
#

wiki if you wanna read shit from official material for free

#

or are just feelng like

#

"man i want a story book version"

#

lol

queen laurel
forest orbit
#

Yeah that too

queen laurel
#

but that is a very rare thing to happen

forest orbit
#

they straight up copy paste from official books

#

or uh

#

make shit up

#

since the owner of the wiki is some ex-military moron

#

also likes space wolves

#

hmmm coincidence?

small grail
#

hm

#

its pretty nice

small grail
#

but like

forest orbit
small grail
#

ah feck it ill drop it

forest orbit
#

What is it

opaque coyote
small grail
#

ill find out in my own time

#

its the primarch deal

forest orbit
small grail
#

leave it

forest orbit
#

Basically the truth is they literally got nothing

#

all you can read/find is on that lexi page

small grail
#

i know i know

forest orbit
#

we genuinely dont know KEKW_ogryn

small grail
#

ill see later

dusk patrol
#

But it’s better than the wiki

small grail
#

Primarch of The 7th Universe Son GokuKEKW_ogryn

dusk patrol
#

The source is always the best if you can get that

opaque coyote
# opaque coyote

Fun fact

Nuceria is part of the 500 worlds Gulliman owns which makes this scene

Fucking funny

dusk patrol
#

It wasn’t

#

It was close to Ultramar but it wasn’t part of the 500 worlds

small grail
#

whats the deal with Mcragge?

dusk patrol
#

They had no contact with the Imperium at large since Angron had been taken

small grail
#

ive read the lore but i dont get

#

what or who was he

dusk patrol
#

It’s a planet

#

Center of Ultramar

small grail
#

oh

#

ah

dusk patrol
#

Guillimans homeworld

small grail
#

Sigmar is capital city i suppose?

dusk patrol
#

What

small grail
#

im lost on that part of the lore

dusk patrol
#

Sigmar is a character in fantasy and Age of Sigmar

small grail
#

ah

small grail
#

like very fickle

dusk patrol
#

I somehow doubt that

small grail
#

dont mean massive

#

i mean like very small

dusk patrol
#

he’s not a 40k character

#

He’s not in 40k

#

There might be things named Sigmar but I can’t recall any

small grail
#

same as kugath

dusk patrol
#

It’s not the same

small grail
#

but hes mentioned

remote blaze
#

Sigismund is close enough

dusk patrol
#

He’s not

#

Find me where he’s mentioned in 40k

remote blaze
#

Sigismundmar confimed, running it now. On my way to change the wiki, you can't stop me.