It was funny
#40k-lore-chat
dusk patrol
And eventually he got really good at it too lol
But yeah we got a thing going where I would charge the enemy and he would ride on my shoulders or whatever and I’d throw him or he would leap at them
We had a mage who would teleport him or help him leap farther too iirc
queen laurel
And eventually he got really good at it too lol
If I can really look for a chance again I would play D&D I really want to make my orc totem barbarian
opaque coyote
We had a mage who would teleport him or help him leap farther too iirc
Imagine if you catapulted him
dusk patrol
We never did that but that would have been funny
dusk patrol
It was funny how genuinely strong he got
queen laurel
We never did that but that would have been funny
have any of the people you played with play something like percy from vox machina that was a gunslinger
opaque coyote
It was funny how genuinely strong he got
I am imagining a Garden Gnome but like
With muscles upon muscles
Veins coursing through
dusk patrol
have any of the people you played with play something like percy from vox machin...
I personally haven’t but it’s a cool idea
queen laurel
Martials are funny
berserker still sucks?
arctic talon
No
opaque coyote
Honestly if my character ever dies. Do y'all have a suggestion for a backup character
queen laurel
It’s just no more exhaustion
LET'S FUCKING GO
queen laurel
Frenzy just deletes mind messing stuff now
Path of the Berserker: The Frenzy Feature has been changed in the 2024 version of this subclass. Instead of giving you an extra Bonus Action attack, you now get additional damage on your first hit each turn. The extra damage is represented by a number of d6s equal to your Rage bonus damage. You also don’t gain levels of Exhaustion for using the Frenzy ability. Additionally, Intimidating Presence now Frightens multiple creatures and lasts up to 1 minute without having to spend an action to increase the duration. Finally, you can now use Mindless Rage to end the Charmed or Frightened condition on yourself (in the 2014 version these conditions were merely suspended while you were Raging).
this?
arctic talon
Yeah
queen laurel
Yeah
oh shit totem warrior now wild heart you can now just change your animals
sick
gray umbra
Honestly if my character ever dies. Do y'all have a suggestion for a backup char...
Illusion wizard
dusk patrol
It’s an Ogryn whose grey
arctic talon
What's a grey ogryn
No lore
rocky gale
Once ran an "Gladiator Arena" one shot with D&D, one of the players made a Goliath fighter and ended up huffing when he got beaten by a Gnome Barbarian called the "Twisting Terror" who specialised in grappling.
vale fjord
We dont talk about the grey ogryns
Me likes to imagine that grey ogryns are like the grey knights, but instead of killing you they just eat you instead
queen laurel
Once ran an "Gladiator Arena" one shot with D&D, one of the players made a Golia...
Twisting terror as a name is probably horrifying because he probably twisted the arm off of someone
dense dawn
Me likes to imagine that grey ogryns are like the grey knights, but instead of k...
That's a better idea
🦍
celest dome
What's a grey ogryn
Just rumours of more inteligent Ogryn.
Unconfirmed if even existing in lore
dense dawn
crystal forum
i have taken the executive decision to not buy into killteam
i should deal with 30k before adding to my pile of shame
dusk patrol
That is a wise choice
You should treat yourself for such wisdom by buying a Killteam box
rocky gale
Well I'm convinced
Already have a Hand of the Archon team, but might get Nightmares too
rose thorn
Already have a Hand of the Archon team, but might get Nightmares too
Nightmare will be much harder to get soon and all the kt boxes will be more expensive
Because the kts will come with pieces of cardboard :3
rocky gale
Doesn't matter for Nightmares this is their first individual release
rose thorn
Oh really??
rocky gale
Oh nevermind
misty brook
Would a new assassin temple founded upon using Psykers would be a bad thing or no?
torpid narwhal
is warhammer 40k is so great why is there no warhammer 50k
storm jungle
die
rocky gale
is warhammer 40k is so great why is there no warhammer 50k
There is technically
If you want to inflict psychic damage on yourself by reading "The Shape of the Nightmare to Come"
Keep it mind it was written before the 13th Black Crusade and Primaris and everything
It's also very dumb
paper haven
How dumb we talking here?
rocky gale
Eldar all die in order to resurrect Ynnead, and it does bring him back but he ends up trapped inside the Infinity Circuits unable to do anything
Orks and Tyranids combine into a single super organism
Golden Throne stops working so Terra blows up and the Emperors becomes the Chaos God of Order
Cato Sicarius murdered Calgar, declares himself Emperor and renames Ultramar to Grand Sicarium
storm jungle
Eldar all die in order to resurrect Ynnead, and it does bring him back but he en...
You can tell this was written by an Imperium fan lol
rocky gale
Probably a Black Templar fan tbh
They are basically unaffected by everything
And just keep Crusading
storm jungle
Accurate.
paper haven
They understand that there is Only War
rocky gale
And the largest Imperial Remnant is a Rogue Trader who declares himself Regent and starts claiming worlds for the Imperium
rocky gale
Probably
paper haven
Whaaaat?
crisp heath
An actual good 50k would be a setting after the imperium collapsed and the human faction is divided between non-chaos "rebels" and ultramar barely holding itself together as it's own empire, change my mind
paper haven
Come on, a GW writer wouldn't put their OC in such a powerful position.
crisp heath
Also Tau empire is the dominant force because everyone who isn't orks or tyranids gets a turn owning the galaxy
rocky gale
He makes like an army of armoured Shock Troopers out of Hive gangers, loads them full of combat drugs and call them his "Space Marines" because at this point most people haven't seen one.
paper haven
Tau can't be allowed to control the galaxy. Their AI will for sure rebel.
rocky gale
Oh uhh
Tau expand massively
and are mostly fine tbh
They just have some political issues
paper haven
Wow. Missed opportunity
crisp heath
If Tau AI rebelled they'd just take away its sentience
rocky gale
Like there's a faction that starts to hate all other races except Tau, then there's a faction which is like fully welcoming other races as complete equals to the point their colony is like mostly humans
crisp heath
Honestly I could see the Tau kinda sneaking cogitators into the tech, but not using servitors
rocky gale
and then there's the Enclaves who got rid of the caste system for everyone except the Fire Caste and they rule with a military dictatorship
paper haven
There we go
rocky gale
But like aside from that they're fine, they just kept expanding
crisp heath
An Imperium nerd putting respect on the Taus name? Never thought I'd see it
rocky gale
Oh in this Abbadon doesn't take Cadia until his 20th crusade
paper haven
Hah.
rocky gale
and then he has to fight Perturabo and Angron who ally together for some reason
paper haven
Uhhh
rocky gale
He's about to lose but then Typhus shows up for some reason and turns the tide
Killing both Perturabo and Angron
paper haven
But
crisp heath
Perturabo and Angron were close weren't they? Not sure how it works with Angron getting even angrier, but if this version has any sanity left I could see it
paper haven
They're daemons.
rocky gale
and then Abaddon finally invades the Solar System but by that point Terra is gone and the Emperor is dead, so all he finds is a horde of Necrons, the Void Dragon who has awakened and the Admech who are now thralls to the Necrons
paper haven
Also I think Angron and Perturabo only met a few times. I know Perturabo beat up Angron at least once.
rocky gale
And they murder Abaddon
paper haven
And they murder Abaddon
Ok that's pretty funny.
crisp heath
Am I thinking of Lorgar that Angron sacrificed himself for?
I don't know I skipped like 3/4 of the HH books
paper haven
I think Lorgar is the only primarch Angron even liked.
crisp heath
Might have mixed up Perty and Lorgar
rocky gale
Yea Lorgar tried to save Angron by turning him into a Daemon
paper haven
He stops a titan from stepping on Lorgar and gets really mad at Guilliman for attacking him.
rocky gale
and then when the World Eater Librarians tried to stop the Ritual Angron hulked out and killed them while screaming "How dare you try to harm my brother!"
paper haven
Straight up the only time I've seen Angron get angry on someone else's behalf.
Not counting the Nucerian gladiators, of course
crystal forum
so does angron's nails still like affect him as a demon
i always found butchers nails dumb
like a primarch can't survive having them removed?
languid meadow
yeah they do I think
crystal forum
yeah they do I think
come ooooon you're telling me even as a demon that shitty tech is still in his brain?
he has ascended beyond flesh
languid meadow
I mean I bet khorne like them in
storm jungle
^
this is the actual reason lol
he only gets peace when he dies very briefly before respawning
crystal forum
bruuuhh
can't believe GW tried giving the murdo hobo a tragic backstory
this makes me so mad i think i'll kiss somebody
rocky gale
and honestly knowing Chaos powers itself and how GW writers think it's probably largely to do with Angron himself, like it's his own tortured psyche that is manifesting the power of the Nails onto himself.
storm jungle
He was a slaven then, he was a slave after, and hes a slave now
a moron to the end
storm jungle
AUGHHH
rocky gale
NGL a scene with all the Daemon Primarchs getting together, where they just end up roasting each other for their issues would go hard
misty brook
NGL a scene with all the Daemon Primarchs getting together, where they just end ...
Some are friendly to each other. Mortarion and Magnus for example.
storm jungle
that "friendliness" lasts for like 5m
rocky gale
Perturabo "You were always a slave brother, even now holding the leash in your own hand, still it bites into your neck"
Angron "FUCKING KILLL ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Lorgar "This is going better than expected"
Mortarion Coughs up a lung
misty brook
that "friendliness" lasts for like 5m
But still wholesome in a way.
rocky gale
Just every couples of minutes "Angron is losing control again, it's your turn to put him down"
misty brook
Perturabo "You were always a slave brother, even now holding the leash in your o...
You forgot Corvus.
Since his stick his going to kill Lorgar first than the rest of his traitor brothers.
rocky gale
He wasn't invited
misty brook
He sneaks in still.
rocky gale
Pretty rude to do without an invite
misty brook
Corvus is the bird is the word for that.
green loom
Doesn't Mortarion hate Magnus
storm jungle
to be fair every daemon primarch is like
a Gmod Dark RP server owner
"RDM RDM RDM IM SENDING MY LEGION AFTER YOU"
or well any excuse to shoot each other tbh
languid meadow
Lorgar and perty just chilling and doing their own thing
paper haven
Perturabo "You were always a slave brother, even now holding the leash in your o...
Fulgrim wasn't invited
Alpharious is just a cardboard cut out.
Magnus won't shut up about he didn't do nothin
languid meadow
I wonder what omegon is doing rn
him and pert are like the only two who can be interesting atm ( I hate lorgar )
paper haven
I'm pretty sure Lorgar is the only one who is actually fine with how things turned out
languid meadow
yeah he loves this shit (besides being hunted by corax)
storm jungle
Im half sure Corvus chasing Lorgar is like centuries ago
languid meadow
I don't think we've had anything regarding lorgar since he locked himself in his tower iirc
paper haven
No idea why he would stop if Lorgar is still alive though
storm jungle
I mean Lorgar is Lorgar
crystal forum
Perturabo "You were always a slave brother, even now holding the leash in your o...
mortarion: i'm surprised i was even given lines
paper haven
Sure making word bearers lift off the ground and contort into pretzels is hilarious.
storm jungle
I don't think we've had anything regarding lorgar since he locked himself in his...
Lorgar is active
it doesnt mention anything about corax hunting him
paper haven
I know for a fact Corax is hunting Word bearers, I assumed that would eventually reach Lorgar but I guess that didn't happen
languid meadow
as of 9th lorgar was larping to convert people to chaos (be it unknowably)
paper haven
Wait, what?
languid meadow
This has reminded me to buy a codex but at this point im just gonna wait
It could be him, it could be someone else
dusk patrol
Im half sure Corvus chasing Lorgar is like centuries ago
It was the scouring so
Almost ten thousand years
storm jungle
what the FUCK
rose thorn
rose thorn
what the FUCK
does the lore support this?
storm jungle
I dont see why not....
rose thorn
I think thsi and the wet asshole rhinos are my 2 least favorite good kitbashes in the warhammer community
Oh and the Slaanesh dragon I hate that one too
storm jungle
All the pigs...
crystal forum
where does the pig theme even come from
thick cedar
Can Psykers theoretically create whatever object they want with their minds into reality?
crisp heath
We can talk about how Corax hunting lorgar is no longer relevant but it created the single funniest thing in 40k history
'What has happened to you, brother?'
'I have ascended,' said Lorgar. He indicated Corax with a twitch of his rod. 'I might ask the same of you.'
The Ravenlord strode forwards, intent on Lorgar Aurelian. Kalta-Ar and his warriors scattered before him, grateful to be free of his wrath. Marduk and his coterie closed about their primarch but a look sent them away.
'I am what I always have been,' said Corax. 'I am vengeance incarnate. I am justice delivered. This place, beyond the veil, has revealed what we all are. Underneath the veneer of humanity our father crafted for us, we are of the warp.'
'Have you come to make oath to the powers that are your true creator?'
'No.```Corax then proceeds to absolutely body Lorgar
Also this passage contains the phrase "a twitch of his rod" which is fucking golden
opaque coyote
```A flurry of questions flooded his thoughts but all remained unanswered as Cor...
lmao just that
"No"
crisp heath
Can Psykers theoretically create whatever object they want with their minds into...
Also only very high level psykers can do that
opaque coyote
Can Psykers theoretically create whatever object they want with their minds into...
Theoretically yes
However, usually it allows Daemons into your head
And makes you fucking tired
Which also allows Daemons into your head
Unless if you're like idk
Alpha level
That's why they usually stick to sanctioned spells
Even the Psykers hopped on Chaos juice use spells
crystal forum
i will fuck them
plush mason
non chaos warp entities are so unknow they are often more dangerous than the chaos aligned ones
opaque coyote
non chaos warp entities are so unknow they are often more dangerous than the cha...
You know that "Gulkag'or" the Bloodthirster is gonna fucking kill you
However you have no idea what that other screeching, indistinguishable mass is gonna do to you
plush mason
yup
thick cedar
Theoretically yes
So youre saying its within the realm of possibility to have a pie thrown at you from a psykers mind
opaque coyote
So youre saying its within the realm of possibility to have a pie thrown at you ...
Definitely
If it's a pie already there 100%
If it's manifesting some type of warp pie
uhhh
Need high skill but you can do it
plush mason
so it is possible to convert warp energy into matter just like well real energy?
opaque coyote
so it is possible to convert warp energy into matter just like well real energy?
I don't think they can
plush mason
well that is what the power source in sm1 and 2 is so that makes sense
opaque coyote
Well
Psykers have their powers from the warp
They still can't create matter since they're technically getting it from somewhere else
Technically the SM power source may just be constantly getting warp energy to use as fuel
plush mason
well thats what matter is, its solidified energy and iirc the power source is said to be the raw material of the warp
queen laurel
so it is possible to convert warp energy into matter just like well real energy?
this is warhammer a warp doohickey that's keep doing what it does because it's a warp doohickey is common
hasty coral
Fulgrim is the fucking worst
CMV
hasty coral
Why is his existence essentially to be an excuse for Slaanesh to have a daemon primarch.
Bro folded to ZERO pressure
A talking sword told him to commit the most heinous fucking crimes against the innocent and he fucking did it
Why is he still alive and not killed off like Horus
Please GW, asap
Setting improved by 30%
dapper zodiac
Anyone know of WH restoration videos where they just improve the design? Keep the colors, but better application ect?
hasty coral
Isn’t that all of them?
Or just better painting?
What do you mean better application? They are gray slabs of plastic
Do you mean the models or artwork?
thick cedar
When the emperor was around, was life better or was everything in too much of a transitioning state to really change
plush mason
i think by in large the great crusade did improve the situation on most of the human worlds it reclaimed
the heresy was really the thing that started the decline
dapper zodiac
There's plenty of restoration, but most of them get a new design entirely. I wanna see one where someone keeps the theme and just improves the design/application
crisp heath
Why is he still alive and not killed off like Horus
I mean the daemon primarch isn't really fulgrim
Fulgrims soul does a lot of jumping around, but it's not really in his body
The Fulgrim daemon primarch is just a daemon possessed shell
crisp heath
Really? I thought after the "male substance" painting (the automod won't let me say the funny word 😠 ) it was lost forever
arctic talon
as Bile and some of the other EC find out\
arctic talon
Really? I thought after the "male substance" painting (the automod won't let me ...
no
shadow plover
the top brass of the legionaries caught up on the changes and ambushed him, then he reveals he succeeded to revert himself with the deamon somehow iirc
crisp heath
Like I said there's like, 30 something of these books i skipped
shadow plover
yeah and this was in one of the short stories
crisp heath
Oh that's even dirtier
shadow plover
The Reflection Crack'd iirc
crisp heath
The short stories are like DLC
shadow plover
I had the Last Phoenix omnibus so it was a part of that
crisp heath
Idk i just want the "real" fulgrim to be secretly good because he's hot as a catholic portrayal of christ
He's also a union man which will win my heart any day
paper haven
A shame about the whole "Corruption and transformation into a giant snake man bit."
opaque coyote
When the emperor was around, was life better or was everything in too much of a ...
It did actually get better
30k was objectively better than 40k
...
even though it was a still a fascist hellscape
but hey, the citizens have TWO cans of sludge to eat
Fuck they might even have TWO MEALS A DAY
before Horus Heresy'd
thick cedar
but hey, the citizens have **TWO** cans of sludge to eat
poggies
crisp heath
30k was a hellscape by modern standards but we barely notice because it happened between 40k and the Age of Strife
Like several people at that time found out about the Thunder Warriors and were rightly horrified. It's like Bush personally massacred Seal Team 6 after they did their job.
The idea that the Emperor is in charge at all is grimdark in and of itself, but compared to the over the top stuff this franchise usually puts out there it doesn't seem too bad
opaque coyote
The idea that the Emperor is in charge at all is grimdark in and of itself, but ...
To be fair, compared to what was there at Age of Strife Terra
There was literally nowhere to go but up
Like Terra was somehow even more of a shit hole that it is current setting
The average underhive basically looked like a 5* hotel by comparison
paper haven
When the emperor was around, was life better or was everything in too much of a ...
It is generally considered that 30k is a golden age. Purely because before 30k was Mad Max meets Alien and afterwards was The Catholic church achieved nuclear weaponry and took over the government.
vast crystal
I think people should be allowed to just straight up ignore lore bits they don't like
celest dome
Like what
plush mason
it already kinda works like that tbch
unless there is a direct retcon of something any lore that was canon is always canon
storm jungle
I think people should be allowed to just straight up ignore lore bits they don't...
Unless you want to live in your own bubble of narrative thats usually not really how it works.
vast crystal
Unless you want to live in your own bubble of narrative thats usually not really...
Isn't that what a good chunk of the fanbase already does?
plush mason
yes
storm jungle
Isn't that what a good chunk of the fanbase already does?
Kinda
the problem is it doesnt really matter what they think/do lol
because half their "ideas" are stupid as shit
the narrative moves on without them and the larger public fanbase goes with it
plush mason
ye
vast crystal
My point was quite literally that I think people should just be allowed to do that if they don't like gw's direction for whatever reason and they shouldn't be expected to follow the "official narrative" if they don't want to
There'd probably be way less vitriol In the fanbase if more people did too
storm jungle
I mean if they want to sure, but again their opinion does not matter because there will always be official lore and their thoughts on the matter are not worth much when the larger part of the fanbase does not care about what narratives 40k does.
vast crystal
...I don't get what you're trying to say here
storm jungle
TDLR:
The fanbase is too childish/dumb to really "decide" what they want is canon or not lol
ive been a fan of this setting for 12+ years and the evidences are pretty abundant
loud badge
vast crystal
I still feel like you're taking an extremely innocuous point way too seriously but like... ok I guess?
forest orbit
I mean shes just explaining the situation
and the reality of it lol
the lore is like half the reason why people like 40k 
storm jungle
^
forest orbit
If you wanna ignore lore sure go ahead. Its just that the reaction to that will be:
So knock yourself out
vast crystal
I literally just said "let people enjoy things in their own way" i don't get the hostility
loud badge
what is the problem?
forest orbit
beats me tbh
vast crystal
Theres no hostility
I mean this entire convo was basically one person complaining about the border fanbase and how headcannons are lame and gay
Seems pretty hostile to me
forest orbit
I mean this entire convo was basically one person complaining about the border f...
I mean they mostly are pretty stupid
and its not really hostile, you just seem to take offense at it
forest orbit
The problem is they almost never arent lol
green loom
No one's stopping them
green loom
Anyway, it's time for another nice day in the glorious Albanian Imperium
tired frost
Why did the Gene-Stealer break up with his girlfriend?
She had too much biomass!
Or maybe not enough......
loud badge
forest orbit
Why did the Gene-Stealer break up with his girlfriend?
Die
tired frost
A guardsmen ask a space wolf how they handle hangovers?
Space wolf replies, "I don't know I have never stopped drinking to find out"
vast crystal
Anyway, it's time for another nice day in the glorious Albanian Imperium
What Is it with those red pauldron outlines
green loom
3rd company
vast crystal
👍
green loom
UM denote different companies with trim colours
plush mason
does every ultramarine company have different trim colors?
plush mason
which company is green?
vast crystal
4th i assume
green loom
4th I think
storm jungle
does every ultramarine company have different trim colors?
Love how the lower you go the lamer the trim colors get lol
plush mason
9th and 10th are literally just a different shade of blue lol
storm jungle
Peak "you guys dont matter"
plush mason
7th has my fav color
vast crystal
Peak "you guys dont matter"
Arnt Scouts kinda worthless in comparison to actual astarties
plush mason
6th is also "you guy are just the less cool 2nd"
storm jungle
Arnt Scouts kinda worthless in comparison to actual astarties
Well they are the future of the Chapter so 50/50
they need to prove themselves but using them as worthless is not a good thing to do
spring cairn
like anyone's gonna pick any other color than gold for the trims
vast crystal
like anyone's gonna pick any other color than gold for the trims
...tbf I do
spring cairn
it match the chest crest, meaning it's the correct option
plush mason
like anyone's gonna pick any other color than gold for the trims
i mean, the 2nd is the face of the chapter which in turn is the face of the whole fucking IP
spring cairn
and the others are wrong
queen laurel
Well they are the future of the Chapter so 50/50
also they're scouts, you know they do things like reconnaissance and stealth missions
don't really see how that is useless
vast crystal
...tbf I do
Because i like being accurate to chapter headlry
It's probably a tism thing
spring cairn
5th company cursed with the dark brown trims...
plush mason
has anyone here seen an official artwork of an ultramarine that didnt have the gold trim of the 2nd?
spring cairn
gw did them dirty
plush mason
i thought it was black
vast crystal
Looks black
plush mason
3 more hours till the rogue trader dlc drops
vast crystal
Is your pfp ranger from quake @spring cairn?
spring cairn
shadow plover
like anyone's gonna pick any other color than gold for the trims
White for veterans of course
shadow plover
has anyone here seen an official artwork of an ultramarine that didnt have the g...
Every art of Uriel Ventris
queen laurel
Well
You seriously not Recognise Karl Franz, emperor of the empire in warhammer fantasy?
vast crystal
You seriously not Recognise Karl Franz, emperor of the empire in warhammer fanta...
No
The only part of fantasy i like are the skaven
I'm exclusively a 40k guy outside of that
Well 40k girl technically but that's a story for another time
God I'm tired rn I should probably go to sleep
tired frost
Could you use a Lasgun to warm up soup?
vast crystal
Could you use a Lasgun to warm up soup?
Probably
tired frost
Could you light a cigar with a Lasgun?
vast crystal
If you somehow didn't blow up the container
storm jungle
Yes.
It gets overheated.
same with IRL guns which can explode/barrels melt if you fire it constantly
tired frost
So it could be used a seat warmer?
tired frost
Oh dear
bold rampart
i really like the overheated effect they added into darktide
tired frost
Surely an ogryn or astartes could tie a lasgun to a bolter and use it as a laser scope surely!
idk maybe
storm jungle
what the fuck
queen laurel
Surely an ogryn or astartes could tie a lasgun to a bolter and use it as a laser...
They should really just stick with an actual laser scope because they might accidentally shoot their teammates by pointing at them
tired frost
good wisdom
bold rampart
what the fuck
you gonna try the new dt update when it comes out or?
storm jungle
Bro i don tknow
like
on one hand, latex death cultist girlfriend
on the other hand, GTA San Adreas train mission
bold rampart
rogue traders getting something too?
queen laurel
on one hand, latex death cultist girlfriend
Since i probably don't have money i'm probably going to get the dark tide one
storm jungle
rogue traders getting something too?
Ye!
queen laurel
rogue traders getting something too?
Yeah the void shadow dlc is today
bold rampart
ah
scenic bolt
rogue traders getting something too?
yea its getting a new expac
queen laurel
You didn't know?
bold rampart
nope
bold rampart
i dont care for those games sorry lol
queen laurel
i dont care for those games sorry lol
makes sense
scenic bolt
wouldve been the greatest CRPG that year if BG3 hadnt come out couple months earlier
bold rampart
and as dilara said i literally havent seen it anywhere
but then again i just watch cat memes
shadow plover
Yeah the void shadow dlc is today
Maybe I'll finally get out of Footfall..
queen laurel
Maybe I'll finally get out of Footfall..
Bro it's been years how long are you stuck in there
queen laurel
haven't played it in a long while though
i see
storm jungle
but then again i just watch cat memes
That explains a lot of things
bold rampart
shush
bold rampart
i dont wanna hear this from you
storm jungle
waaaa
queen laurel
shush
That explains your rather funny PFP that looks like a cat decided to go through a factory and fall off a chimney
storm jungle
bold rampart
storm jungle
That explains your rather funny PFP that looks like a cat decided to go through ...
OI
hes wearing power armor
show that kitty some respect
bold rampart
thats a grey cat with a black leather jacket lmao
queen laurel
show that kitty some respect
i mean it is adorable
shadow plover
it's probably stinky
queen laurel
because its my character, so 100% stinks
i mean if it's a dark tide character they probably smell atrocious
bold rampart
yeah
queen laurel
yeah
i'm talking even the cleanest one probably smells like the sewers of detroit
constant blood stains and maggots on their clothes?
queen laurel
Not a good smell I wager
storm jungle
little chain killed me
storm jungle
thats a grey cat with a black leather jacket lmao
Also you're a fucking grey cat with a leather jacket
🫵
bold rampart
uh, ill take it
queen laurel
uh, ill take it
you know what i think of you as an otter so i'm gonna call you an otter
bold rampart
constant blood stains and maggots on their clothes?
yrah like shower how many times you like, my guy has to suffer aurics every 30 minutes
storm jungle
damn so even if he showered he'd just get the stink of auric players
thats fucked up man
bold rampart
sad i know
queen laurel
damn so even if he showered he'd just get the **stink** of auric players
hey can't be as bad as your smell after a date with marazhai
queen laurel
is that a bg3 character
no Rogue Trader
bold rampart
fuck
queen laurel
the purple elf lady
that's Minthara
green loom
2 days
bold rampart
ah
i mostly just play darktide so i dont know these characters
tried bg3 but got bored
plus ive never been a fan of romancing npc's
queen laurel
tried bg3 but got bored
you're one of them action games people that like ultrakill or something?
green loom
Bulgur I've got 2 days before the weapon arrives
bold rampart
naw i just have friends to play dt with, i love single player story games too but ideally 1st or 3rd person
queen laurel
plus ive never been a fan of romancing npc's
i mean you can also just reject the npcs
queen laurel
i was never a fan of long dialogues
Yeah it's one of those games where you have to be patient and explore and you know talk to people a lot
queen laurel
because it is important
bold rampart
i will NOT
queen laurel
i **will NOT**
coward your ability to not understand dialogue it makes you seem like you have brain
storm jungle
AND YOU CANT SKIP THEM
queen laurel
rot
bold rampart
i can talk to people irl
storm jungle
I doubt it
bold rampart
and i can tell em to stfu
bold rampart
im a waiter i have to lmao
queen laurel
im a waiter i have to lmao
that explains why you don't like dialogue
it's probably just like listening to people order food
bold rampart
i guess lol
storm jungle
"Nyeghhh waiter theres a fly in my soup"
no thats my fist connecting with your face
storm jungle
queen laurel
"Nyeghhh waiter theres a fly in my soup"
if i was allowed to physically assault people for being dumb
bold rampart
Unfortunately it is needed for something called not dying
thinkbid rather take the 2nd option
sour hornet
and i can tell em to stfu
I can tell people to stfu as long as they aren't in my COC
sour hornet
random tanker from b coy. being annoying? I can just tell him to go fuck himself
queen laurel
i dont tell anyone to actually shut up
i do have one thing to say if they're rude you can also be rude to them
they don't respect you why should you respect them
sour hornet
1SGT is being really anal about everything? I basically have to shut up and avoid him the whole day.
queen laurel
you can lose your job
of course you have to take into account your environment and stuff but sometimes though people can just be too much
sour hornet
just smile and walk away
basically lol
storm jungle
of course you have to take into account your environment and stuff but sometimes...
ironically its also always better to usually stay silent and stare at them because they get more mad and make a scene/embarrass themselves lol
because a higherup will just come and go "Sir can you leave"
queen laurel
because a higherup will just come and go "Sir can you leave"
There's also the unfortunate higher up that's like why aren't you doing this for him
bold rampart
i havent had any cases like that yet tho
storm jungle
yeah thankfully
queen laurel
i havent had any cases like that yet tho
yeah good thing because my god people are incredibly stupid
bold rampart
oh they are
queen laurel
Is it really worth going to jail for a cold soup
queen laurel
im not that violent lmao
i'm talking about customers that lose their shit for less than that
storm jungle
I only get mad in restaurants when like a literal hour has passed for the most simple meal order. And even then its just me going "Hey uh why did this take so long to get here :)"
queen laurel
I only get mad in restaurants when like a literal hour has passed for the most s...
that and when people absolutely do not discipline kids in the restaurant
i can'r blame the restaurant but it gets annoying you know
green loom
I'm being pressured to become a border guard
bold rampart
you might see me grab your plate, smile and leave
rocky gale
I've got no idea what I'm even looking at
storm jungle
strawberry jam attack mid-air
queen laurel
I've got no idea what I'm even looking at
funny fire spell
green loom
I'll only accept if I get to stand around like this with a halberd
bold rampart
better eat fast cuz im coming to steal that plate
storm jungle
mood
rocky gale
Okay the post talks about fire, but that they don't know what's burning and then says "We're stumped" trees have stumps, it could be a Sylvaneth that's on fire
queen laurel
Okay the post talks about fire, but that they don't know what's burning and then...
oh yeah Burned Dryads are a thing right
queen laurel
better eat fast cuz im coming to steal that plate
Honestly being nice to a worker that is just doing their job isn't hard shame people can't do that
bold rampart
nah, peeps at my place are ususally polite
queen laurel
nah, peeps at my place are ususally polite
Good for you but you know some place out there somewhere someone isn't lucky
bold rampart
lots of germans, some turks literally any nationality lmao. ive never really had any bad apples.
queen laurel
lots of germans, some turks literally any nationality lmao. ive never really had...
Thank goodness dilara isn't here
Her turk senses might have picked it up though
bold rampart
why lol, shed be pretty chill id imagine
queen laurel
why lol, shed be pretty chill id imagine
No worries i'm just making a joke of dilara being proud of being Turkish
Happens from time to time
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952
You know what let's change up conversation again what's your proudest made character
Like your oc that you are proud the most
bold rampart
uhm
queen laurel
Can be more than one why not
bold rampart
well, one of my current faves goes back to dilara lmao
bold rampart
had trouble with this kasrkin ladies mask so i opted to remove it and draw a face, her pfp at the time provided a great reference. so i asked if i could use it and now you have Dilona
green loom
queen laurel
had trouble with this kasrkin ladies mask so i opted to remove it and draw a fac...
Oh this, you have no idea how much i had to hold back from pinging her to see this
I was just waiting and waiting for her to go online and finally show her
bold rampart
i dm'd it to her lol, made a custom version
green loom
I can't wait to play Darktide at 60 FPS on more than minimum graphics
bold rampart
Like your oc that you are proud the most
the cat on my pfp is dirge. veteran LC.
have a couple others but i dont wanna clog this chat
bold rampart
sure
crystal forum
oh nooo
bold rampart
and youve fallen for my trap of giving me attention
queen laurel
sure
But seriously though i do have 4
Bulgur my ogryn
My orks
One from warhammer 40k
Ard'Gob The Mad Shoota
And two in age of sigma r
Skartoof Bone Flaya and Azrok Stone'ead
queen laurel
and youve fallen for my trap of giving me attention
It seems both of us have a beneficial deal then
crystal forum
quick somebody detonate the emergency hydrogen bomb
plush mason
hm i wonder if death cults drink blood
ofc that might be a little to close to cannibalism
bathing in blood is fine, drinking it might not be
sour hornet
But seriously though i do have 4
Bulgur my ogryn
My orks
One from warhammer 4...
Not even in this conversation but "Skartoof Bone Flaya" and "Azrok Stone'ead" are fucking stellar names lmao
celest dome
hm i wonder if death cults drink blood
Most likely depend on specific cults
queen laurel
Not even in this conversation but "Skartoof Bone Flaya" and "Azrok Stone'ead" ar...
Skartoof is An Iron Jaw Brute and is basically a battering ram, here's an Iron jaw Brute
celest dome
Like of a Death Cult from a planet that has ties to the Blood Angels doesn't have Ritual blood drinking I'd be surprised
plush mason
true
queen laurel
Not even in this conversation but "Skartoof Bone Flaya" and "Azrok Stone'ead" ar...
While Azrok is a Morboy
and one of his Favorite pastimes are head butting walls
queen laurel
What is a morboy?
you're not familiar with age of sigmar right
sour hornet
No
celest dome
Gork and Mork?
queen laurel
What is a morboy?
They're basically a unit of savage orcs that are even crazier then you're not average savage orc
These guys decided to eat bone that didn't go down so well and they got even more mad
basically even crazier than their other already crazy group
like a Boneplitter is already crazy these guys are even crazier
sour hornet
These guys decided to eat bone that didn't go down so well and they got even mor...
also what?
why can't they eat bone?
queen laurel
also what?
Bonesplitters have iculture of eating monstersthey hunt and absorbing its power
Morboys do this but for their case it didn't go down so well
basically the spirit of the beast made them even crazier than they already are
Just mentioning them the possibility of a fight is enough to drive them in a frothing rage
sour hornet
so they basically obliterated any sense of self control they had by eating something that was insane?
do they repeatedly do this to keep up their numbers?
queen laurel
also what?
Bonesplitters are basically what represents the savage side of gorkamorka or gork and mork in age of sigmar, these guys don't wear use anything metal preferring bones and stones, all of them are crazy and they literally don't wear anything besides a loincloth and tattoos but since this is orcs their tattoos protect them from arrows not hitting them from swords missing
it happens when an orc keeps hearing the WWWAAAAAGGHH and they decide to go proper WONKY
they strip their armor and metal equipment and decides to join in with the gangs
queen laurel
do they repeatedly do this to keep up their numbers?
it's in the culture of Bonesplitters to eat monsters and absorb their powers, Morboys just happened to absorb a rather potent one
Which resulted in their already insane mind becoming even more insane
sour hornet
Humans in AOS seem properly fucked I won't lie
The fucking orks got even harder to deal with
queen laurel
Humans in AOS seem properly fucked I won't lie
trust me they are fighting back
They have the equipments and tactics to do so
sour hornet
trust me they are fighting back
Yeah, but the orks like that
And they'll fucking eat you when you die, no? If you're strong that is
queen laurel
Yeah, but the orks like that <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
well they are lucky because you can try convincing them to not kill you
well not really
but it doesn't hurt to try
rocky gale
Humanity in AoS basically all got wiped out except those that lived inside the Cities with walls, so they came up with the idea that when they march out to battle they should bring their walls with them. Which is why you've got the Castelite formation
sour hornet
Orks don't even have the mercy of guns in AOS, that ork boy is going to viciously beat you to death with a piece of iron
"Good luck!"
queen laurel
"Good luck!"
i mean guns are a thing look at what larmoth sent
but these guys aren't the only type of orc after all
in age of Sigmar they are called Orruks
but for easy talking i'm gonna stick with orc
plush mason
Humanity in AoS basically all got wiped out except those that lived inside the C...
in other words, it took the end of the world for them to learn what a shield wall is lol
queen laurel
in other words, it took the end of the world for them to learn what a shield wal...
they can have these things which can be the size of a small city
rocky gale
in other words, it took the end of the world for them to learn what a shield wal...
It's more than a shield wall
queen laurel
yeah it's basically a mini deployment miniaturized castle
complete with guns and everything
rocky gale
It's a proper wall with turrets, cannons, guns and "gates" to funnel enemies into established kill zones
queen laurel
It's a proper wall with turrets, cannons, guns and "gates" to funnel enemies int...
Yeah because of this formation they have actually begun taking more ground
Even though the person who made the formation absolutely did not like it
Because it can also be a strategic liability
celest dome
they can have these things which can be the size of a small city
Tbh I would love to see that as a center piece
queen laurel
Tbh I would love to see that as a center piece
a model of it will be sick
rocky gale
Fingers crossed, it's part of the Ironweld arsenals and according to rumours the Ironweld are going to be the focus of the next Cities release wave
tired frost
Sister Prine is very nasty, Do Inquisition Ships have HR or complaints policy?
hallow saddle
celest dome
Sister Prine is very nasty, Do Inquisition Ships have HR or complaints policy?
Probably, but their solution is usually to send the offender to the brig or om suicide missions.
Oh and you're the offender, not the person of higher stature
sour hornet
Sister Prine is very nasty, Do Inquisition Ships have HR or complaints policy?
queen laurel
must be voice specific
sour hornet
She doesn't like me. 😭
storm jungle
She doesn't like me. 😭
Are you a psyker...
queen laurel
like melk does not like my loose canon veteran
queen laurel
but likes my brawler
sour hornet
Are you a psyker...
Yes...
queen laurel
and wants to ***SHARE MY BLESSING***
Voice specific treatment can be also a factor right
tired frost
Probably, but their solution is usually to send the offender to the brig or om s...
Oh dear
queen laurel
like melk despises loose cannon
storm jungle
Voice specific treatment can be also a factor right
yep it depends on your class
and also sometmes personality
queen laurel
yep it depends on your class
nice
sour hornet
and also sometmes personality
All are personality based.
raven stone
and wants to ***SHARE MY BLESSING***
All Vets get that treatment I think.
I hear it so often on my Vet…
sour hornet
Alice Hallowette and Melk are the same, they judge you by personality.
sour hornet
You're personality based stfu
storm jungle
AAA-
queen laurel
Alice Hallowette and Melk are the same, they judge you by personality.
i am gonna kick you so hard MIquella is gonna learn her lesson
sour hornet
like melk despises loose cannon
Melk
"ogryn_c", "psyker_female_a", "psyker_female_c", "psyker_male_a", "psyker_male_c", "veteran_female_a", "veteran_male_a", "zealot_female_a", "zealot_male_a"
sour hornet
radiant lance
Comic books having realistic anatomical proportions
Difficulty level: impossible
hallow saddle
horus heresy is basically a comic book/anime setting anyway
dusk patrol
Idk if space marines are going for realistic proportions gonnna be real
dusk patrol
Well it’s also not supposed to be a skin tight suit either which is showing where his chest is
storm jungle
Okay but their proportions still are goofy in many artworks, has nothing to do with the kind of cosmetic they are wearing.
so again, yeet
dusk patrol
And this isn’t one of those examples
dusk patrol
Hes got a bulky chest piece
forest orbit
he does look pretty weird
Never ask a space marine fan a proper criticism on anything astartes related
storm jungle
Truuuuue
dusk patrol
Never ask a space marine fan a proper criticism on anything astartes related
There’s endless marine art I’ll say looks like shit or is badly done, this just isn’t one.
8e iirc had a ton of terrible or bland art
7 or 8 can’t recall which
forest orbit
There’s endless marine art I’ll say looks like shit or is badly done, this just ...
It just is pal.
No need to defend/think so hard over it
dusk patrol
Definitely not fair to compare it to that Captain America cover, I get it beep boop marine bad, but it’s not even close to that poorly done.
forest orbit
Its not even "marine bad", its just basic proportions.
but its also Eidolon so him looking goofy is not the newest thing kek
dusk patrol
His proportions aren’t even off here for a marine though, he just has a big chest piece.
It’s just a big gorget plus all the vox speakers
dusk patrol
He’s definitely not winning any beauty contests
plush mason
any info on this title or is it just some nothing of an honorific she gave him?
dusk patrol
What’s this from
plush mason
rogue trader, Theodora calls her other heir this
dusk patrol
It’s probably a term her house uses, but idk it might show up other places too
I don’t recall it anywhere else but I wouldn’t be shocked if it does show up
storm jungle
any info on this title or is it just some nothing of an honorific she gave him?
Its a made up title.
40k media does it a lot, if it doesnt show up on the wiki it doesnt exist anywhere else outside the thing you are reading.
plush mason
thought so
dusk patrol
Yeah
dusk patrol
Then Bile put him back together
Which did stuff to his soul and made him more powerful and mutated like he is now
He’s basically the most powerful noise marine now
In the Bile books he shows up a bit and when he’s speaking he has to “whisper” or else it breaks stuff
Sorta like 40k Black Bolt
If you know the character
queen laurel
He’s basically the most powerful noise marine now
more than Lucius?
dusk patrol
Lucius isn’t a Kakophoni marine
But in raw power yeah probably, we don’t see him a ton but he’s absurdly strong now
queen laurel
Lucius isn’t a Kakophoni marine
yeah but i'm asking in emperor's children context
dusk patrol
And Kakophoni marines do some wild stuff
He’s in charge of that Pheonix Conclave which is the largest organized EC warband
Or was at least idk with Fulgrim back
Lucius was a part of it but he’s never had a desire to lead
Eidolon is the one major EC who was trying to unite the legion to some extent
So yeah besides Fulgrim he’s the most powerful EC leader we know of
Although with how fractured they are and how little they seem to care about being organized that’s not the hardest thing to do
small grail
Eidolon is the one major EC who was trying to unite the legion to some extent
Dolphin accountant
shell barn
After having One by Metallica pop up in my playlist. This is just the theme of 40k Dreadnoughts with how these lyrics play out
rose thorn
Based off the ‘stumped’ pun this looks like a burning log to me
queen laurel
Based off the ‘stumped’ pun this looks like a burning log to me
Treemen, Dryads and Tree kin can be stuck in a state of burning
and look a the part at the lower right
That looks like wood
queen laurel
Tbh it looks like maybe it’s an orruk or orgors
Iron jawz and Krulboyz have a bit of an old spellcasters but they still hold up
and Ironjawz also got the fancy boars
so i wager it's gonna be awhile till it's their turn again
this still holds up
opaque coyote
Bro got visions from Nurgle
queen laurel
Bro got visions from Nurgle
and khorne it seems
crystal forum
a little bit of ork in there too
arctic talon
LOL
queen laurel
You got the DLC?
storm jungle
fuck you old man
storm jungle
You got the DLC?
Yep, playing it now
queen laurel
Yep, playing it now
good shit they added some new classes
storm jungle
same
gray umbra
Archmilitant goes brrrrrt
queen laurel
same
being tough enough to humble a deathguard is a blessing and a curse
god i still remember my character eating missiles to the face
gray umbra
My abelward just taunted everyone into killing themselves
snow fern
Counter stance is so funny
Man too much going on, RT dlc, Forever Winter in EA, Darktide update
hallow plover
At which point in the story is the DLC content accessible?
arctic talon
Holy shit lol
storm jungle
I love these writers
hallow plover
Based
gray umbra
The gaslighting
storm jungle
Girl is an expert
plush mason
how wide spread is the emperor's tarot? are they a some what common thing or rare?
plush mason
At which point in the story is the DLC content accessible?
literally just after the prolog
just fly around Rykad for a bit and the event will spawn
queen laurel
DAMN HE IS SPEAKING LIKE A CEO
plush mason
most people are aware of them
ok so the bloodspun wed having a deck isnt that big of a deal in the wider scheme
storm jungle
ok so the bloodspun wed having a deck isnt that big of a deal in the wider schem...
Yeah no its not like most sanctioned psykers, higher officials and sometimes even lowly people have them
dusk patrol
ok so the bloodspun wed having a deck isnt that big of a deal in the wider schem...
Decks are common yes
storm jungle
Imagine them as like religiously sanctioned and sometimes "advertised" card sets.
dusk patrol
We see low level menial’s with them
storm jungle
You wont just be given them but you can procure them.
dusk patrol
Most aren’t using them to any effect but
storm jungle
Like either from someone else, making your own, etc
dusk patrol
Sometimes stuff happens
plush mason
got it
storm jungle
Yeah they arent like super "high end" items
dusk patrol
And it’s common for psykers to have one
storm jungle
oh yeah dils, what is the alignment of the assassin lady
Uh shit i didnt check hold on
storm jungle
Nevermind im alone
im gonna let you know once i regroup with my team
im lost in the underbelly of the ship
queen laurel
it really puts into perspective how ******* large these things are
literal trains running around the ******* thing
each one is basically a continent right or am i just tripping
storm jungle
Yeah the level design for this DCL so far is fantastic
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much.
Even the smallest ones are pretty massive
The bigger ones almost got an entire nation's worth people in its bowels/underbelly sometimes.
dusk patrol
This ship is also fairly small all told
queen laurel
Even the smallest ones are pretty massive
and the bigger ones are straight up larger than some continents
storm jungle
Yep.
dusk patrol
The Phalanx is basically a small moon
queen laurel
god they need to add a select multiple items button in the inventory
dusk patrol
They weren’t even able to properly fill it until Cadia
queen laurel
If there is one I don't know what it is then
dusk patrol
It’s so vast
dusk patrol
They just had huge parts closed off
queen laurel
yes she is
yep guessed it
plush mason
pure dogmatic in fact
dusk patrol
queen laurel
pure dogmatic in fact
is their a button to select multiple items in the inventory again?
plush mason
idk
storm jungle
oh yeah dils, what is the alignment of the assassin lady
You were right on the money lol
queen laurel
an assasin is almost always gonna be a dogmatic
gray umbra
I can fix her
gray umbra
Time to start my dogmatic sanctified warrior psyker playthrough
storm jungle
I actually wonder if she says anything if you are a psyker
tough haven
I’m gonna run a commander gunslinger pistol build
Not sure what pistols to run though
Gonna be using 3 different pistols
Or what companions to bring
(I’m playing on highest difficulty with mods to make it harder, and removing after fight healing)
rose thorn
I’m gonna run a commander gunslinger pistol build
ah yes the guardsmen foot hero special
tough haven
I’m just doing it for the stats
tough haven
ah yes the guardsmen foot hero special
I have no clue how to use the ability beyond to avoid friendly damage for a turn
queen laurel
Nah scarier than a Dark eldar is crazy
dusk patrol
Damn
arctic talon
Context?
dusk patrol
Hot
arctic talon
Lmao
dusk patrol
Steel fork in the clavicle, classic
paper haven
They finally gave us a scary goth GF?
paper haven
Pretty close
storm jungle
Context?
You ask her about her torture tools
and she allows you to mutilate her and just calmly reacts to all of those LMAO
arctic talon
and she allows you to mutilate her and just calmly reacts to all of those LMAO
The eye one is the only permanent
one
I guess? Lmao
queen laurel
and she allows you to mutilate her and just calmly reacts to all of those LMAO
The fact that the lord captain is willing to admit that she is somehow more scary than the literal dark eldar at certain times
queen laurel
THIS IS ALL ON THE DECK BTW
Abelard giving me the emperor stare as i fall in love with a deranged woman
storm jungle
Goddamn she is a freak
Ikr shes great
opaque coyote
WE ARE LITERALLY 1CM AWAY FROM WORKING STAFF
Imagine being just a regular Serf
You are trying to do your job when you turn around and see a scary looking lady stab a fucking barbed knife in her eye
queen laurel
Ikr shes great
But here's the question how does she sound
opaque coyote
She fucking twists it around like she's doing a makeshift lobotomy
Only to take it out
"Nah, not painful enough."
storm jungle
But here's the question how does she sound
Her voice actress is fantastic
queen laurel
Her voice actress is fantastic
Fuck yeah
opaque coyote
"Should I ask the Xenos for help.
Nah he's a filthy Knife Ear. Better add some salt to the knife"
storm jungle
"Nah, not painful enough."
Also lmao yeah her reaction is just
"Hmmm i guess that was something."
has icepick sticking out of her face
opaque coyote
>has icepick sticking out of her face
If she had a YouTube channel she would do
storm jungle
100%
opaque coyote
"TOP 10 TORTURE TOOL LIST"
"NUMBER 10. THE ICEPICK-"
Again really need to outline that "Imperium Internet" fic
I wanna know how it would look like if the Imperium had YouTube
For some reason
queen laurel
>has icepick sticking out of her face
Man i really really cannot wait for that dlc that would add an ork companion
Because man 15 hours for a single dlc
opaque coyote
Man i really really cannot wait for that dlc that would add an ork companion
Can't wait to romance the Ork
Jk
queen laurel
Can't wait to romance the Ork
I'm going to kill you in the most violent way i know
opaque coyote
Nah
To be honest, I think Ghazghkull and Yarrick are the closest thing to a """romantic""" relationship an Ork and a Human would have.
queen laurel
To be honest, I think Ghazghkull and Yarrick are the closest thing to a """roman...
Yeah the relationship called Grod, which stands for best friend and favorite enemy
tough haven
Man i really really cannot wait for that dlc that would add an ork companion
OWLCAT!!! GIVE ME AN ORK FREEBOOTA COMPANION AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!
opaque coyote
Yeah the relationship called Grod, which stands for best friend and favorite ene...
I mean if you think about it. Fighting literally spews Ork spores everywhere. So technically the way Orks make more Orks is by fighting
queen laurel
Yarrick doesn't see it like that though
queen laurel
I mean if you think about it. Fighting literally spews Ork spores everywhere. So...
No shit vaporeon what the hell you think
opaque coyote
To have a "Favorite enemy" might as well be Ork language for
queen laurel
To have a "Favorite enemy" might as well be Ork language for
Say it and i will kick you in the head
opaque coyote
getting a box full of chocolates, roses, and a love confession
tough haven
In Ghaz’s book the translator says it’s the closest thing to love in the ork dictionary but it’s better because it’s not stupid and confusing
opaque coyote
Yarrick doesn't see it like that though
Yeah Yarrick genuinely takes Ghazghkull seriously and the Orks as one of the Imperium's worst threats
tough haven
It’s just the person who’s most fun to fight against
tough haven
Yeah Yarrick genuinely takes Ghazghkull seriously and the Orks as one of the Imp...
Except Yarrick takes no joy in it
queen laurel
getting a box full of chocolates, roses, and a love confession
All right it's stand over there i'm going to begin throwing bricks at yu
tough haven
He just genuinely hates orks and Ghaz
opaque coyote
He just genuinely hates orks and Ghaz
And Ghaz wouldn't change a single thing about it
tough haven
And Ghaz is like “you’re entertaining for a humie” and it’s hard to find those so he doesn’t wanna break him too soon
opaque coyote
Unfortunately Yarrick died due to Angron.
To be honest I'm kinda imagining Ghazghkull actually being sad when he hears the news
tough haven
Gotta encourage Humies to be more fun to fight
tough haven
Unfortunately Yarrick died due to Angron.
To be honest I'm kinda imagining Ghaz...
Only officially
There’s definitely some fuckery going on
Actually wait
queen laurel
Unfortunately Yarrick died due to Angron.
To be honest I'm kinda imagining Ghaz...
Not really
opaque coyote
He's still gonna krump gits and stuff
But I can imagine Ghazghkull genuinely being depressed
tough haven
Officially he died of old age
queen laurel
He is said to be dead but
tough haven
He's still gonna krump gits and stuff
But I can imagine Ghazghkull genuinely be...
Ghaz is already depressed
He’s one of the few orks capable of it
queen laurel
Gw definitely plans for him to return
If not
Then that's up for them he's basically just missing on action right now
tough haven
He is quite old
tough haven
The angron thing is meme lore
Bc uhhhh there’s a skull with an augmetic eye on Angron and obviously no one else has those but Yarrick
arctic talon
opaque coyote
Then that's up for them he's basically just missing on action right now
Yarrick comes back and Ghazghkull just laughs.
"I KNEW THAT YOU WEREN'T DEAD! COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KRUMP YA AND GIVE YOU AND YOUR PLANET A NICE BEATING..."
"I fucking hate you. I hate everything you are. Why am I still here?"
Ghazghkull "smiles"
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT HUMIE!"
queen laurel
We don’t know what Yarrick died to
So wolf do the death cult empower khorne
languid meadow
Bc uhhhh there’s a skull with an augmetic eye on Angron and obviously no one els...
I know this is sarcastic but I love when people say this since the skull has service studs (iirc) and I'm pretty sure normal humans do not use service studs
queen laurel
Prolly
I mean mate i could probably supply enough blood on blood banks here for a 100 years with the amount of blood on my ship
languid meadow
I think Yarrick dying of old age is more badass than dying in combat as not a whole lot of people can do that when they're a veteran of such regard as him.
opaque coyote
I know this is sarcastic but I love when people say this since the skull has ser...
Tbh Service Studs are kinda inconsistent in general
I mean if they were, then Dante would basically look like someone's first Ikea build