40k-lore-chat

[plush mason]

is that a fucking Faramir emote?

[rocky gale]

Sadamir

[plush mason]

hell same thing at one point

i would be sad too

[crisp heath]

God swtor combat really killed the rest of the game for me

Do not like MMO combat and waiting for cooldowns

Shame cause I really like Star Wars and liked most of the story

[gray umbra]

the story is alright but swtor didnt have the best combat system

[green loom]

I'd call it bad

Tbh

The combat I mean

[gray umbra]

its pretty bad

[plush mason]

it has WoW combat, nothing else to say about it

[arctic talon]

It has WoW combat but even less balanced in pvp

[plush mason]

yeah

[arctic talon]

WoW honestly is arguably way more interactive

[plush mason]

which is impressive seeing as it literally only has 4 classes lol

[arctic talon]

On some classes as well lol

Shit like shadow priest

Or like

Arms warrior

[arctic talon]

They managed to all be pretty boring and linear

Which is impressive

[plush mason]

yeah

after sith warrior and agent the budget for class stories clearly went out the window

[arctic talon]

LOL

I feel like they spent all the budget on empire and like

The other remaining chunk on trooper

💀

[plush mason]

comparing smuggler and agent stories is almost criminal

[plush mason]

literally the only republic class with a better story than its imp mirror

and not by much

[arctic talon]

It’s so depressing

That smuggler, and both the Jedis stories wre

Bleh

[plush mason]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Like they absolutely could

Have written a good story with what they had

[green loom]

It is now

And actually feels nice

[plush mason]

im still amazed they managed to make a story about being a smuggler the most boring in the game

[green loom]

I think the worse crime for Consular is that it has one of the worst Nolan North performances ever

[arctic talon]

Shadow. Priest no longer feels terrible to play

Tbh

Please don’t rework shadow priest again

It’s like actually like perfect for fun now

[green loom]

Hrrrr

I've got a level 50 one I could level up quici

[arctic talon]

Ngl

The rework of Shadow priest in shadowlands made me drop priest

Lol

That shit was so ass

[plush mason]

Evoker has been the most fun i have had in wow in a long time

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I wish I liked tanking on DH

But it’s not fun to me

[green loom]

I raided for the first time last week

[plush mason]

just tank as DK and give your healer an aneurism

[arctic talon]

My favorite tank is brewmaster

And uh

brewmaster fucking sucks

LMAO

[plush mason]

not touched any m+ this season so idk how they are doing now

[arctic talon]

All the specs I like rn

are not good in M+

[arctic talon]

DK are quite good iirc

Not as good as prot warrior or vengence DH

but they're like up there

[green loom]

I kinda want to try healer

[plush mason]

yeah but it use to be their health would fluctuate wildly during fights

[green loom]

But

[plush mason]

making healers hate them

[green loom]

It seems mortifying

[arctic talon]

healer

is kind of fun

if you enjoy hating yourself lol

[green loom]

Hmm

[arctic talon]

ngl I'm used to Blood DK health fluctuations

bcs my groups main tank plays DK in M+

or warrior

[green loom]

Like I went through the raid and honestly it felt like the only ones having to actually play the game and focus were the healers

[arctic talon]

I play paladin or priest

and both fucking suck rn/are mid rn

Spriest is meh

Ret pally sucks

And prot pally is uh sitting down there with brewmaster lol

[green loom]

Ouches

[arctic talon]

idk maybe I start playing mage again

[plush mason]

because that is what is happening, the vast majority of mechanics in wow's fights are healer orientated

[arctic talon]

I have a nightborne mage I made like

a long ass time ago

maybe i should level him

[green loom]

Is mage good

Right now I mean

[arctic talon]

everything but fire is top tier in M+

[green loom]

Guh

[arctic talon]

Arcane and Frost are both insane

Arcanes my favorite flavor anyways

[green loom]

I did notice that the mage in our group was doing like 4x our damage

[arctic talon]

I think the worst DPS class in the game

might actually be fire mage rn

in M+

💀

[plush mason]

the fate of all pure dps classes

[arctic talon]

if that was true then why the fuck is Asassination rogue Top tier

lol

[plush mason]

at least 1 spec will be near the bottom and the others will be near the top

[arctic talon]

I wonder if we will ever get a third Demon Hunter spec

lol

[plush mason]

nope

hell they literally only got 1 hero spec lol

[green loom]

Hey

Hey elite

[arctic talon]

also ngl

DPS is fucking insane rn

[green loom]

Play Outlaw Rogue

[arctic talon]

like the burst

[arctic talon]

I have not touched my rogue since ever ngl

[green loom]

You know how it was rng?

[arctic talon]

yeah?

[green loom]

More RNG

[arctic talon]

lol

[plush mason]

Blizzard loves RNG

[green loom]

From how a rogue main described it to me
"So in theory I can potentially do really well, but I can also deal less damage than the healer"

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

but DPS is kind of insane rn

tanks need way more threat generation

or blizzard needs to blanket nerf DPS lol

since tanks literally cannot keep up with the damage some specs are outputting

[plush mason]

i am kinda sad devastation evoker has ended up being a better and more fun spec than augmentation

[arctic talon]

Augmentation is better then devestation rn

iirc

in M+

no clue about raiding

[plush mason]

i mean ofc it is, you are never beating a spec made to make the other players better lol

[green loom]

The starter builds

Blizzard gives you

Are something

[arctic talon]

Are they bad?

[green loom]

I don't think I'd say bad but interesting for sure

[arctic talon]

lol

[green loom]

Pala one is good for trash, but you can kiss your damage goodbye on bosses

I was barely dealing more than our tanks

[arctic talon]

I ran The Other Side a ton in shadowlands

Jesus

[arctic talon]

Guh

[green loom]

But on trash pulls I was topping the chart

[arctic talon]

Wait

Why the fuck is ret pally good at aoe

[green loom]

You get like

Spam multi target abilities + mass divine storm

And passive multi target damage

[arctic talon]

Bruh

Where is my beautiful single target damage

[green loom]

Oh you can build for that

[arctic talon]

Also this expansion has been absurdly awkward as a shadow priest

[green loom]

The starter build is just a trash build ig?

[arctic talon]

Especially since this Spriest was made before Legion

[green loom]

Like I switched to an icy veins one now and it shows

[arctic talon]

And used Xal’atath

💀

[green loom]

Whoops

Double whammy if you're horde and straight up helped her escape

[arctic talon]

They are horde

It’s a belf priest

Awkward tbh

be funny + awkward as hell though, especially if silvermoon like gets fucked by the void or something in the upcoming expansion

[rose thorn]

I love the rank based loin cloths

[rose thorn]

I really wanna make a dark oath tribe based off of the forgotten from my favorite video game

https://youtu.be/WFQxwaODOOc?si=BbNwxwSuh59ClzuQ

I have a shit load of art of them

[dense mortar]

How do Space Marines feel about regular old troopers?

Care. Disregard. Cannon fodder?

[crystal forum]

depends™️ which chapter

some show mutual respect, some dismiss them as inferior

black templars for example ask to be called brothers by even guardsmen instead of honour titles

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1287581237837430784/ssstwitter.com_1726973563293.mp4?ex=66f210f9&is=66f0bf79&hm=b84380265add3072f1f9342edfc53fb59f82bde9a99689bb8bcd182704d341de&

[deft sigil]

Can someone please explain to me what THE FUCK that green liquid is that all tech priests have attached to them going into tubes and stuff

[opaque coyote]

We have no idea

Could be anything

Although, if you want to include a personal headcanon

Y'know how in Darktide, the healing items are all green?

The medkits, the medstims, etc.

I think that's what is going through the Tech Priests.

Maybe to maintain their body due to constantly replacing it with machinery

Probably to prevent things like the body rejecting new technology since that can happen

[hushed crest]

mountain dew gamer goo

[opaque coyote]

Also because I'm bored

If you put Godzilla into a Hive World

Like it's a important Hive World

How long would it take for the Imperium to destroy him

You can select which version of Godzilla btw

So like you can go with the 1950's original if you want

Or monsterverse

[grave sparrow]

I wonder how well titans would fare against godzilla

but honestly, I'd say it'd take em a while if godzilla was in a hive city. At least until enough tanks or aircraft are mobilized

[opaque coyote]

Canonically, the 1954 version of Godzilla is around 50 meters tall

[sour hornet]

A mix of nutrient goop, rejuvenat-juice, and other essentials.

[sour hornet]

Godzilla could solo almost everything in 40k.

[opaque coyote]

A warlord class Titan is around 55 meters tall

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/shin-godzilla-atomic-breath-gif-7826503259770228471

[queen laurel]

what version?

[opaque coyote]

So a Warlord Titan against the original Godzilla is actually a proper fight

[queen laurel]

because there are multiple godzillas

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I was kinda wondering that.

Should we go with Monsterverse?

Shin maybe?

[sour hornet]

Godzilla is super tough, I don't see titans hurting him much.

[grave sparrow]

I'm honestly not super knowledgeable on the different ones, was just goin with Laati-Tan's prompt

[opaque coyote]

Yeah nah it's fine

[queen laurel]

Monster verse is overkill

[grave sparrow]

Also apparently the Imperator Class titan you see in SM2 is like... 1km tall or some shit

[sour hornet]

Wait

Can reaver titans tank multiple nukes?

[opaque coyote]

True. But for shits and giggles it would be funny to try and see the Imperium fight Monsterverse Godzilla

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/vh7RjES2BUY?si=yI3L8_apfJEHGPE1

[opaque coyote]

If only because

It would be entertaining as fuck

[queen laurel]

his atomic breath has enough power to drill to the core of the earth

[sour hornet]

like

it's mega overkill

[opaque coyote]

Honestly Monsterverse Godzilla is the coolest shit ever.

[queen laurel]

don't forget his evolution that has 20 times the energy capacity

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I was thinking for a more

""""FAIR""""

Fight it'd be the 2014 version

Like from the first Monsterverse movie

[queen laurel]

that one is really handicapped though

[grave sparrow]

does godzilla have some sort of shielding beyond the scales/hide?

[queen laurel]

no but one of his version does

he can also be creative though

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-slide-gone-gif-20374120

Wrong version ik but that scene is fucking hilarious

[queen laurel]

that's showa so that's a completely different version

[queen laurel]

oh it is

[opaque coyote]

Apparently the Imperator Titans are 100 Meters

And Godzilla 2014 is 108 meters tall

With recent movies increasing it to 120 meters

And to be honest now I'm imagining an Imperator trying to tackle Godzilla.

It is impractical but the idea is fucking awesome

[queen laurel]

even 2014 i don't see him harming much because that's the same Godzilla that survived an extinction event

[opaque coyote]

True.

[sour hornet]

Godzilla has been directly nuked before right?

[queen laurel]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it usually just gave him a boost cause to quote a certain YouTube channel

"NO DICK. NO BALLS. AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS OFF OF RADIATION"

Maybe a Virus Bomb could put him down?

Since it basically turns all organic material it can find into sludge

And Godzilla is organic

An organic Nuclear plant but still organic

[dense mortar]

Does that denote respect?

[torpid narwhal]

I have a lore question

[sour hornet]

Speak

[torpid narwhal]

How come every legion is so lame when ypu compare them to the ultra marines

[sour hornet]

Author focus.

[torpid narwhal]

I said it

[sour hornet]

Who tf wants to write about the iron hands?

Lame ass complainers

[torpid narwhal]

I was being a smart ass

[sour hornet]

it's the truth

[queen laurel]

Because they are the standard of lame

[sour hornet]

marneus calgar is a chad

[torpid narwhal]

Jealous of their awesomeness

[sour hornet]

he has a lot of material

[queen laurel]

they have good characters but overall the entire chapter is rather basic

like you

[sour hornet]

Honestly yeah.

[torpid narwhal]

[sour hornet]

Having got into 40k from a way different point than most, I never really got attached to marines.

[torpid narwhal]

Why do people love the salamanders so much

[sour hornet]

They're kinda bland when I look at the whole setting

[queen laurel]

they think that they are kind people

that helps civilians you know stuff like that

They are good but they are also not saints

they have an entire squad dedicated to dealing with bad people

[sour hornet]

Salamanders are just the kindest of the typically unkind marines.

[queen laurel]

my power washing them using flamethrowers

[sour hornet]

So people think they're genuinely kind, rather than being kind for marines.

They're still super-speciest, murderous bigots.

[queen laurel]

too bad they don't notice the fact that they are marines, and those are far away from humans as you can get

[sour hornet]

Just nicer to normal humans than, say, Emperor's Spears.

[torpid narwhal]

Space Racism

Kill the dirty xenos

[queen laurel]

Don't forget your concentration camps now you might accidentally bomb it because you need the strategic position right

[torpid narwhal]

They gave their lives for the God emperor

[queen laurel]

yes for the great psychic vegetable

[torpid narwhal]

Reminds me of that time the sisters of battle used civilians as a distraction and when confronted by a guard they said how it's the greatest honor to die for the emperor

[sour hornet]

Not guard.

Literally Custodes.

The gall of that Sister lmao

[torpid narwhal]

Gate of bones I think

[sour hornet]

yup

that shit is what gets me when people treat sisters like waifus

they're legit unhinged psychos

[queen laurel]

literally darktide Zealots but all girls and have better gear but somehow even more religious

them falling to chaos is nigh impossible

they do but it's very fucking rare

[winter vessel]

Don't forget the Orders Hospitaller, these ones work like they actually would as caring nuns. Non-militant (most of the time) who go out of their way to aid the poor and sick.

The best of the bunch I'd say are the order of the Sacred Rose and Argent Shroud

[languid meadow]

Hospitallers are awesome, especially when decided to shoot a marine in the face because he was shooting into a crowd of civies

[sour hornet]

@torpid narwhal I know what you sent.

🫵👀

[torpid narwhal]

[sour hornet]

I have notifications on lmao.

Your cancelation is imminent.

[crisp heath]

Emperor's Spears have a no-contact policy with mortals which I think is about as nice as you get for something like a space marine

They still take children from their families but that's just... being a space marine

[sour hornet]

I mean, other than the Salamanders we were just talking about, yeah probably.

Salamanders get to actually see their family. I'd say that's the nicest you get as a space marine.

[thorn zenith]

i also vaguely remember a chapter that just lives among the population, but not sure if homebrew or official

[green loom]

Sallies do iirc

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5jW5GlZoJ1k?feature=share

yeah i can see how the imperial death cults are always just a few steps away from falling to khorne or slannesh

[queen laurel]

Blood baths and everything literally

[plush mason]

yup

[rocky gale]

😳

[plush mason]

one of the best death cult assassin designs i have seen

[sour hornet]

Those spikes...

Very drukhari

[plush mason]

they very much invoke a spider

which is perfect for a cult named the blood spun web

[sour hornet]

very eeeevil looking woman

[rocky gale]

She's a paragon of the Emperors light

[grave widget]

What

Is the update tomorrow

[thick ridge]

In 3 days

[hallow plover]

Thursday

[rocky gale]

Rogue Trader DLC comes out tomorrow though

as does the new CK3 DLC

So decisions decision

[crystal forum]

man this month is PACKED

[mild depot]

Guilliman should have been Warmaster

[plush mason]

im just sad about forever winter

i have heard some things about the AI in it that has just killed my excitement

[celest dome]

What so ?

[plush mason]

a core part of the game's selling point is that the AI will never priorities the player, you are just a minor figure in the middle of a massive war between 2 massive super powers

but rn the AI will instantly focus on the player the second you shoot at them

at least that is what i have heard

if that turns out to be just a result of an older build i will be buying it ether day one or a little after

if the AI is still like that on the start the EA i will just wait

[gray umbra]

Perturabo should have been warmaster

[plush mason]

Lorgar should have been warmaster

that hurt to type

[gray umbra]

LOL

[outer wave]

Yeah it's just EA AI. From what I heard, melee spawns are hyper aggressive while shooters basically ignore you unless there's no one else to fight

[plush mason]

ok that is a lot better than what i had heard

[celest dome]

Perturabo shouldn't have been Primarch of the IF

[outer wave]

I wouldn't worry too much about it atm plus I think the footage we have right now is a different version of the game that's coming out soon

Which might have slight changes to AI behaviors

[tough haven]

So true bestie

[sour hornet]

I'm more interested in Eldar and Admech stuff than space marine things if I'm honest.

I've read enough halo books to quell my supersoldier cravings, and they do a better job at it.

[tough haven]

Fr fr

[tough haven]

Good to see another brother of the Omnissiah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1283255246323454002/68E36F0B-5E9B-4C4B-BEFC-51A301F54F94.gif

I just find either my silly cyborg men/monsters, or regular ass dudes more interesting in 40k’s setting

[sour hornet]

I've started doing that shit IRL when doing maintenance on tanks

[tough haven]

Me too but for computers

[sour hornet]

I honestly think it works

[tough haven]

I 100% believe it helps with how fucking superstitious tech can be

[sour hornet]

Every tank I've served on never has a major malfunction until I leave.

[tough haven]

Probably just confirmation bias though

[sour hornet]

Like right after I leave, shit always happens.

[tough haven]

Next guy fr doesn’t know the catechisms of maintenance and repair

[sour hornet]

Ong he doesn't

[tough haven]

Do you play the blessed hymns (Mechanicus ost) while you work?

[sour hornet]

Getting an M2 .50 cal stamped in 1937

you gotta recite the canticles of the machine god to get that thing working smoothly

[sour hornet]

mechanicus and darktide osts are plugged into my cvc, yes

[tough haven]

Try including these

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lX0Bs5nkcpel6tpQnGZPmhaHaPoLL0J4o&si=uskUceML11tahge4

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDEM_NPcApZMPCNf1C1k0qT_8w&playnext=1&si=vTz2fyQBi4d-3Dps

Or this guys

By the by, what’s your guys’ headcanon on how binharic sounds?

[storm jungle]

No it should have been me.

Free cheese for everyone.

[tough haven]

Holy shit I’m voting for them

[storm jungle]

[green loom]

Slop

Slop

Slop

Slop

[tough haven]

Personally I think it sounds like a more melodious form of binary, so it feels more like a seperate language than just binary

[green loom]

Worse still

AI Slop

[tough haven]

Ok jeez man

[tough haven]

It’s not the mechanicus soundtrack, I know, but I’m just hurting for more of that type of music and there’s no substitute until 2 comes out

[queen laurel]

if chaos my decapitation spree will be insane

[green loom]

Oh hell yeah dueling swords on vet

[sour hornet]

What the fuck is this

[queen laurel]

Rannick saying Among us

[sour hornet]

Did someone hire him to do this?

I gotta kill them.

[crystal forum]

AI is notoriously slow to develop for indie studios. i'm sure it'll improve over time. rn i'm willing to give them some benefit of doubt since they're in the marketing stage of their game concept and they're more focusing on the art and the lore of what the game will eventually be. If they don't do anything to the AI after a year or so then i'll just give up on them

[plush mason]

im mainly concerned with it being in an unplayable state due to it but from what Schrodinger's Berk said it wont be

[rocky gale]

Duelling sword on Vet is so huge

[hallow plover]

Ngl you would have fallen to Chaos

With Zimmer whispering dark secrets in your ear

[storm jungle]

Zimmer would be more the person whos face id flay the moment he siad something stupid ala Horus/Erebus

[green loom]

Smh we've always been Radical here

[crystal forum]

what happened to zimmer anyways

he hasnt posted

[plush mason]

banned

[queen laurel]

banned some people apparently complained to other mods

[crystal forum]

ah

[sour hornet]

He was a weird guy who asked weird questions

[crystal forum]

we're all weird in here

[sour hornet]

he asked me if I liked dick

a little bit weirder than the average member

[plush mason]

speaking of weird questions, whats the likely hood owlcat will add a GSC companion in the dlc tomorrow yall think?

[sour hornet]

DLC?

For what?

[green loom]

I hope they give you a genestealer path

[crystal forum]

how would a friendly GSC even work

[plush mason]

rogue trader

[sour hornet]

THERE'S RT DLC?

[plush mason]

be an option for a heretical path

[hallow plover]

Banned Zimmer

[sour hornet]

Bro brb

[plush mason]

tomorrow

[green loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1287741858050740377/kibellah-by-elaynezeklel-v0-om2qnhy1xsod1.webp?ex=66f2a690&is=66f15510&hm=72df173c96f0ecfdf317cfb5c17462827770ac5a2338fe397349b2d9b88d531b&

Her

[crystal forum]

GSC isn't heretical it's like a fourth option to suddenly start liking nidussy

[queen laurel]

yeah it the void shadows dlc

[hallow plover]

I hope they add more alignement points with the patch

Maxing is a pain

[sour hornet]

Bro what I'm doing to her will be biblical.

By the throne that woman is

[plush mason]

oh they will, they have said they plan to rebalance the points

[sour hornet]

special

[crystal forum]

watch her be not interested in romance like argenta

[plush mason]

i think they some of that in the 1.2 path

[queen laurel]

oh yeah mr ostrich what's the DLC price again

[storm jungle]

They gave her like

the fucking hottest goth piercings

jesus christ

WHAT ARE THESE DEVS COOKING IN THERE?

[sour hornet]

real

[crystal forum]

we found dilara's type

[storm jungle]

we MUST stay focused

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-umar-drumar-we-must-stay-focused-we-must-stay-focused-brother-gif-7363038804687601927

[plush mason]

they confirmed she will be a romance option

[sour hornet]

I don't know but they need more kitchen time

[hallow plover]

Too late for that

[storm jungle]

Hahaha get fucked jay

shes romancable

bisexual too iirc

[plush mason]

i have no idea as i have the pass for it and the 2nd one

[crystal forum]

rogue trader is just a dating sim with a lot of extra stuff

[storm jungle]

Correct.

[queen laurel]

what do you mean she always liked the rather a bit cuckoo in the head

Astarion, Minthara, Marazhai

[plush mason]

the price hasnt been announced yet lol

[hallow plover]

I finished my heretical playthrough at 497/500 points. And I missed like 2 dialogues only

[queen laurel]

like she is rather very open about

[hallow plover]

Rip my sweet daemon prince ending

[queen laurel]

I'm surprised you're finding out now

[storm jungle]

Dont matter, im a mindless consuuuuumer

[sour hornet]

OWLCAT!!!

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

dilara be like "i want a woman who will straight up kill me"

[storm jungle]

well it depends

i like any sort of romance

unless its morons like Gale

https://tenor.com/view/um-actually-gale-gale-of-waterdeep-gale-dekarios-baldur's-gate-3-gif-8635811014900242294

fucking dumbass

[crystal forum]

gale is best nerdy boi

[storm jungle]

hes definitely a creature

[hallow plover]

Fuck gale

[crystal forum]

i love him

[hallow plover]

I play dark urge just to cut off his arm

[crystal forum]

he's a little clumsy guy

so cute

[plush mason]

bite*

[sour hornet]

She has taste

evidently

[queen laurel]

of course you agree with her

[sour hornet]

do not!

[queen laurel]

what afraid i'm gonna say something like dark path shadow heart is your favorite

[storm jungle]

tick tock

heavy like a brinks truck

[hallow plover]

Best romance is || whatever suits you ||

[queen laurel]

true but people that pursue the squid emperor

well

[sour hornet]

Minthara

[hallow plover]

It's not everyday you meet a gentle squid man-thing

[queen laurel]

seriously though i will admit even like the most basic like Wyll is pretty fun

they nailed their characters

[hallow plover]

Does Astarion stops being a dick if you romance him?

[queen laurel]

yes

he acts more handsome guyish

And thanks you for saving him or following him into a dark path whatever you fancy

[plush mason]

well depends on how you take his arc

ascended astarion is a dick

[queen laurel]

I did every single good ending for characters and I must say saving them is worth it

i'm not the bad guy i'm just a chaotic good bastard that's gonna explode the enemy

[plush mason]

chaotic good is the best dnd alignment

[crystal forum]

hot take but i dont like dnd alignments because they can constrain character development

[hallow plover]

Alignment is supposed to be fluid for your characters though

[crystal forum]

meh i've seen it create situations where people are super dead set on following whatever alignement they chose

instead of the logical path the character would take for an action

like real people dont have such hard coded values they strictly follow

[hallow plover]

That's a player problem. (The player is almost always the problem)

Gotta keep in mind that everyone enjoys different things in DnD so they might not act or play as you would

[queen laurel]

yeah there is a reason that guy players are extremely well known in the community

[hallow plover]

true

[rocky gale]

Welcoming Kibellah to my collection of women that I love, who would disembowel me if they had the chance.

[queen laurel]

OK so this is how we trap the Tarrasque

that guy then Bull Rushes the thing and complaints to the group that they didn't support

[sour hornet]

Real.

[gray umbra]

Meanwhile im playing life priest

Guiding bolt guiding bolt guiding bolt

[snow fern]

Cleric sure is the 3 spells of all time

[sour hornet]

There isn't a single valid reason I shouldn't pick the Imperial assassin to be my closest confidant and lover.

[gray umbra]

Iconoclast/heretic rt? Romance the imperial death cult assassin

[sour hornet]

the "she's a murderer" and "she's unhinged" naysayers when I tell them to pick an actual reason not to choose her

they cannot do it

[green loom]

Waiting for Thursday like a normal person(I'm going insane)

[rocky gale]

Hmm

[gray umbra]

When did tzeentch become a skaven

[hallow plover]

Always have been

[rocky gale]

He didn’t

Tzeentch is on the right

Face is covered by the logo

[queen laurel]

Tzeentch be fuming

bro did not get into the face picture

[rocky gale]

Tzeentch probably planned to have his face covered

All part of the plan

[queen laurel]

do they usually reveal new models in these types of events

[plush mason]

wtf is legions imperialis?

[rocky gale]

It’s the small scale Horus heresy stuff

[plush mason]

so like kill team but for 30k?

[gray umbra]

He is the warhammer

[rocky gale]

Yes

[rocky gale]

No

[rocky gale]

Like small

Small models

[queen laurel]

it's the game that uses the small titans

[plush mason]

oh

[gray umbra]

Any game reveals

[rocky gale]

They’re tiny

[gray umbra]

Or just stuff we know about

[small grail]

saint celestine

idk was this a saint of the emperor^

[green loom]

What about her

[crystal forum]

*affordable titans

[small grail]

like is she dead or alive

or is she even canon

or do i have the name wrong

[queen laurel]

of course she's canon

what made you think that she's not

[dusk patrol]

Maybe he wants to know if she’s a Cannoness

https://tenor.com/view/rim-shot-badum-tss-comedy-snl-kattan-armisen-gif-5380563

[small grail]

i didnt know

i was askin

is she dead?

or alive

[small grail]

im gonna use a heavy flamer for that heresy

[crisp heath]

Has the imperium ever worked with necrons aside from trazyn?

[dusk patrol]

Yes

Blood Angels and the Silent King briefly teamed up

To kill some Nids

[crisp heath]

That’s pretty cool actually

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

trazyn when cawl turns to him when the cadia pylons start working

[small grail]

phsychopaths and autistic people vs bugs...deadly combo imma be real

[storm jungle]

Largely never.

Even Trazyn didnt really "work" with the Imperium

he just showed up and told like 1-2 techpriests what button to press and kinda fucked around in the background

[crisp heath]

Why did he do this?

Just wanted to bully abadon?

[storm jungle]

He says so himself:

• To feel like a hero as a change of pace briefly.

[crisp heath]

What a silly guy

I love him

[storm jungle]

• If Cadia gets destroyed it might affect Solemance and his gallery

and

He might find some rare legendary items (people) in Cadia

which he did with Creed as he pokemon'd him

[gray umbra]

I love that

Uncorrupted fulgrim clone in stasis waiting to mindfuck people

[crisp heath]

I require infinite and the divine 2

Robert get your ass into the writing room

[crystal forum]

him arguing with his huntmaster is like a married couple bickering

[queen laurel]

Damn the drama is insane, well time to take the creed guy for something fancy on my museum

[green loom]

He would've grabbed Cawl too

And he just went

"Sure, but, think of all the funny shit I could do if you didn't"

[torpid narwhal]

games workshop needs a new main bad guy because Abaddon is a meme at this point

[dusk patrol]

He’s been nothing but net that whole time despite the loyalist primarchs coming back

Also there’s you know

All the traitor ones showing up again

[queen laurel]

Angron having super respawn is funny

[dusk patrol]

Yeah Chaos has basically only been winning for a decade in lore at this point barring a few minor losses.

Even when they “lose” they tend to basically win they just don’t completely destroy the Imperium

Especially Abbadon

[queen laurel]

they need to be clapped back with something at least with AOS chaos they aren't always ******* offensive

[dusk patrol]

I think they’re probably gonna get a big loss here with Vashtorr

Eventually

[queen laurel]

he won the arks of omen right

[dusk patrol]

I don’t mind the current story it’s just annoying how theyve won for so long now hugely and people still bitch

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

The only real victory was the Lion came back and the DA didn’t get wiped out

[queen laurel]

yeah so give them a loser something major in Lore because constant chaos victories is boring

[dusk patrol]

For the Imperium

[queen laurel]

like aos chaos is a threat but there are other things happening in there that doesn't always make them a constant problem

[dusk patrol]

Even the Lion beating Angron he barely does it and he’s limping away from the fight exhausted and battered

Like I said though I think they’re building up Vashtorr which will end in a major Chaos defeat

[queen laurel]

Only for that big red piece of shit to respawn after a few fucking weeks or something

[dusk patrol]

It’s like wrestling you gotta build up the heel so when the babyface beats him its a bigger deal

Also we’ll probably have Russ returning soon enough here

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1267302987563532430/Untitled_Project_V2.mp4?ex=66f2c821&is=66f176a1&hm=5c019e2138adcbf65fe68c35352fb33ce76252c0af98ffb355a7e048295fad89&

[queen laurel]

the only thing i'm a bit miffed about is because they apparently killed off Yarrick for what

[storm jungle]

Hes not dead

he'll get a mini update and come back

[dusk patrol]

He’s probably not yeah

[storm jungle]

^

we literally know nothing about his "death"

[dusk patrol]

Or maybe it’ll be his long lost daughter

[storm jungle]

Woke.......

[queen laurel]

still though you could have admitted they could have handled that better

[dusk patrol]

But yeah his death isn’t a clear cut thing and until we actually see it

I’m not gonna bet on him being dead yet

[storm jungle]

the most likely thing is a Warzone: Armageddon shit

[dusk patrol]

Primaris Yarrick

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

He’s back and he’s somehow even more curmudgeony

[queen laurel]

that was a super planet that had a lot of orks once right

until the golden banana decided to invade it and take it for himself

[dusk patrol]

It was Ullanor yeah

It has some significance and attracts Orks for whatever reason

[queen laurel]

so it must be something left their by the old orks that draws in so many of the new ones

It was also the last planet the emperor fought in

in his crusade

i think

[arctic talon]

Warzone: shithole

[dusk patrol]

Yeah not clear what exactly but it does something for them

They really should have seen it coming

Naming it Armageddon

[queen laurel]

besides armageddon right now what other planets are in a constant state of

war

[dusk patrol]

Uh, Metallica

[queen laurel]

i like the band but i mean the planets

[dusk patrol]

Yes to both based off rumors heh

[arctic talon]

Like as a major warzone?

[queen laurel]

yes

what other planets out there that is an on the constant state of war

[arctic talon]

Metalica is still fighting off daemons and nurgle crap

There’s a lot of planets in a constant state of war

Most of them aren’t super important

[dusk patrol]

I’m trying to think yeah

[queen laurel]

what's that's planet special schtick

[dusk patrol]

I think the Styigus system still is

[arctic talon]

Ryza is a constant warzone

[dusk patrol]

It’s all metal

Shocking I know

[queen laurel]

so it's human cybertron

[dusk patrol]

Sorta yeah

[queen laurel]

all right i can get behind that

[dusk patrol]

Which one has the sea with blood thirsty servitors?

[arctic talon]

Also agripinna is a constant warzone as well

[arctic talon]

Ryza

It has an ork infestation as well lol

[dusk patrol]

That’s it

Most Forgeworlds got some shit going on

Except Lucius cause they’re chads

[arctic talon]

Lucius has their shit together

Lol

[queen laurel]

what's the most well known titan producing world in the imperium

[dusk patrol]

It helps being a hollow planet with a sun in the core

[queen laurel]

Probably Mars right

[dusk patrol]

Mars probably

[arctic talon]

Mars, Lucius

[dusk patrol]

Maybe Lucius after yeah

Lucius is the main competition for Mars with most stuff

[arctic talon]

Lucius has their own titan style for heads

[dusk patrol]

Lucius tends to be a little higher quality or special stuff but not as high production rate

They’re basically the snotty better than you Forgeworld

Ryza are the Plasmaphiles

If you want plasma stuff, they got it

[queen laurel]

that where Pasqal is From?

With the amount of plasma buffs he has you would think that would be his home world

[dusk patrol]

He’s from Mars I think

It’s worth noting that Ad Mech in general love plasma

Ryza is just obsessed

They worship it and call it the “Blood of the Gods”

[queen laurel]

hey it's reliable unless you overcharge it 24/7

good for tearing open tanks and flesh

Literally a lot of the high-powered generators the imperium uses uses a type of plasma too

[dusk patrol]

Dying from plasma blowing them apart is probably an orgasmic experience for dudes from Ryza

But yes plasma is used for a lot besides weapons

And Ryza uses it for all those things

[queen laurel]

yo what does that survitor run on

A plasma heart battery why

[dusk patrol]

They’re very good with it basically and they tend to produce the best plasma related stuff

[queen laurel]

speaking of rogue trader damn i didn't know there are three secret companions

[dusk patrol]

There’s a lot you can easily miss

I missed the one captain lady my first game

[arctic talon]

Pasqal is Martian

[queen laurel]

yeah explains why he is so proud of his abilities

but also

why are all of the secret companions people i always kill

Oh well no matter

[dusk patrol]

Those are temporary I think?

[arctic talon]

They’re for the rest of The campaign

They’re

Ehhhh

[dusk patrol]

Oh cool I didn’t know that

[arctic talon]

They don’t add a lot except for the csm

On the traitor path

[dusk patrol]

Yeah I figure

[queen laurel]

yeah the other two are mid

but the traitor guy however

[dusk patrol]

The CSM is there because you lose like 90% of your companions going full heretic lol

[queen laurel]

he can summon a greater daemon so he definitely has some kick if you plan to get him

that boss can go fuck itself though

[dusk patrol]

I haven’t done a full heretic play through yet

But that does sound fun

Full evil playthroughs are always rough for me

[dense dawn]

Do salamanders got protection against burning
Lore wise

[dusk patrol]

Some yes

They also have gear which is fireproof

Like their scale cloaks

[dense dawn]

No like
Their genetics and shit

[dusk patrol]

They’re known for walking into extreme fires and stuff and ignoring it

Yes some

[dense dawn]

Ah okay

[queen laurel]

same here like thing is my nature as a goody 2 shoes of a person is the reason I don't do bad playthroughs, I always go with chaotic good as much as I can

Proud headstrong and will save the shit out of someone

[dusk patrol]

Stuff like this

Creating an inferno and then fighting in it

[queen laurel]

Do chapters develop this thing like favoring certain melee weapons that their primarch did

[dusk patrol]

There’s often some connection there yeah

But in general they all tend to use all weapons

With some signatures

Iron Hands are known for Power Mauls, Grav weapons and Omnissian Axes, space wolves use their kraken teeth and frost weapons, blood angels use a lot of spears and inferno pistols

Salamanders use a lot of hammers, flame weapons and meltas

But it’s not a hard rule and you can find examples of most weapons in the chapters generally

[hallow plover]

Man I thought those were orks for a minute

[gray umbra]

Did they ever fix the issues with space marine characters getting stuck in terrain during combat

[queen laurel]

on what game

[gray umbra]

Rogue trader

[dusk patrol]

I’m assuming SM2

Oh that

Idk

[queen laurel]

They probably did

it's been awhile but they have released a lot of fixes

[dusk patrol]

They’ve adjusted Ulfar a lot

[gray umbra]

Theres a few sections where ulfric is stuck on a corner

[dusk patrol]

He’s much better now

[queen laurel]

yep

[gray umbra]

Noice

[dusk patrol]

He takes up more space so he’s always gonna have some downsides

[queen laurel]

besides lucas he's probably the only space marine space wolf i like

[dusk patrol]

I’d recommend the Ragnar books

There’s some very fun characters in those

[queen laurel]

the guy that is the currently taking position of ghaz's arch enemy?

[dusk patrol]

He’s not his archenemy really but he’s always fought him to some extent but yeah

Wolfblade in particular has Haegr the Mountain and Torin who was both a lot of fun.

[queen laurel]

with old bale eye i currently out of action he may as well take it for now

[queen laurel]

oh yeah i always forget about this guy

[dusk patrol]

Torin is a Wolfblade whose “gone native” on Terra and grooms his beard and hair and weara perfume

[queen laurel]

Haegr the mountain

[dusk patrol]

Haegr is a unit

Lots of funny scenes with him and badass ones

At one point on Terra they’re at a dinner and suddenly a bunch of assassins appear and try to kill tgem

[queen laurel]

Too bad he's dead

[dusk patrol]

And it’s only when one knocks over his plate that he realizes what was happening and then he proceeds to pick up the massive stone slab of a table and starts pummeling the assassins with it

Yeah sadly

He gets a good death though

[queen laurel]

not including primarchs, when it comes to physical strength which space marine character is the strongest

Haegr seems like a good competitor in that regard

this guy one hand's thunder hammers

[dusk patrol]

Hard to say but Pollux is probably up there

But yeah Haegr is definitely in contention I’d say

Especially since he’s a genetic oddity

[queen laurel]

That the guy that was smaller than average but kept bulking up to the point that they just told him to stop because it's annoying to refit him

[dusk patrol]

Voss is very strong but idk if he’d be the strongest

Pollux is kinda the opposite

He was just huge

Guilliman was able to look him in the eye

[queen laurel]

i think i'm confusing two people here again

[dusk patrol]

Yeah Maximon Voss is the deathwatch guy

Pollux is heresy era

Founded the Crimson Fists eventually

[queen laurel]

so we have 2 marines for the runner ups

Pollux and Haegr

[languid meadow]

tyberous is another

[dusk patrol]

He’s not

Tyberos is a above average height but at no point does he do anything that impressive martially or strength wise

[queen laurel]

i did not expect only really 2 to be the main runner ups

Haegr and Pollux

[dusk patrol]

Oh uh

Endryd Haar

Is another

He ragdolls Abbadon, whose in full Cataphratci like it’s nothing

And Abbadon comments on how absurdly strong he is

It’s implied he was a Thunder Warrior too prior and became an Astartes later

[queen laurel]

what happened to him is he dead

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

He got killed by Abbadon in Saturnine

[queen laurel]

is he one of those their chapter turned into the enemy but they decided stay loyal marines

[dusk patrol]

He was a World Eater but he never got the nails

And was on the fringes when the heresy started

[queen laurel]

oh lucky him

[dusk patrol]

He was more a War Hound than a World Eater

Him and Angron didn’t get along

Then he started his own little Blackshield warband

[queen laurel]

did Angron comment on his strength

[dusk patrol]

He doesn’t talk about him that I recall

[queen laurel]

shame

[spring cairn]

probably didn't murder enough civilians in the given timeframe

[dusk patrol]

Eventually he worked with loyalists a bit and realized he was wasting is potential and life just running around attacking whoever

So he went to Terra to offer Malcador his service

Basically realized he’s a weapon and he wasn’t using himself to his fullest potential leading himself

Eventually he’d die during the siege

[spring cairn]

skill issue

[gray umbra]

Blackshields are cool

Theres basically none left right

That we know of at least

[dusk patrol]

Their definition has changed a lot

The Ashen Claws still exist

Deathwatch has most though

[gray umbra]

None of the traitor legion loyalists though

[dusk patrol]

None that we’re aware of

[gray umbra]

Unless we count the fallen who joined up with lion

[spring cairn]

i mean they could be from those legions

you can't know

unless they're named characters or smth

[dusk patrol]

As said Blackshields origins are basically never told

Of the few we know of

Some are definitely Fallen

The ones pictured though neither have a clear origin

Or even much of a hint

[gray umbra]

Yeah for some reason i just assumed the deathwatch version did come from only loyalist chapters

[dusk patrol]

The idea is you can do a lot of open ended ideas for it

[storm jungle]

its basically your version of OCDonutSteal

[spring cairn]

except he can't even have cool heraldry

or nice colors

[storm jungle]

you get to wear black

stop complaining nerd

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-gun-edgy-gif-18213115

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gray umbra]

Kill everything

[spring cairn]

this is how every person who wear all black outfits look to me

[storm jungle]

Raven Guard ahh

[opaque coyote]

Y'know all those artworks and descriptions of Khorne.

They're all wrong

Here is his TRUE FORM

[storm jungle]

bro 💀

[opaque coyote]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE

[dusk patrol]

Me picking a Blackshield and my other RPG players think I have some crazy backstory in mind….when I just did it cause I got no fucking clue what my backstory should be an I’m gonna either never say it or make it all up as we go

[opaque coyote]

I like black tho 😦

[dusk patrol]

But seriously, if you do a Blackshield, don’t fucking say your backstory

[storm jungle]

Literally me

[dusk patrol]

That’s the point

Maybe by like session 159 or whatever

[storm jungle]

literally the same as "You picked Paladin because they are the most basic humanity fuck yeah class right?"

[dusk patrol]

If you get that far

[storm jungle]

Me: Uhhh no i couldnt just pick a class

[opaque coyote]

Black shields be like: "My backstory is too tragic...

Anyways time to say my backstor-"

[dusk patrol]

White, brown hair, human, male, fighter

[queen laurel]

oh yeah the safest bet for the the appearance of a chaos god is their greater demons right

[gray umbra]

I picked hexblade warlock because i wanted to smite without being alignment bound

[opaque coyote]

I just like the idea of smacking someone with HOLY SPIRIT

[gray umbra]

For great justice

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-prime-jesus-christ-jesus-jesus-part-two-jesus-part-2-gif-3365138028564136255

[storm jungle]

👨‍🦲

[queen laurel]

BG3 made me realize how paladins in the tabletop are funny

OK so your power comes from your oath where do you get your power at level 1 and 2

[opaque coyote]

Also because Paladins usually can wear sick armor

[gray umbra]

My cleric in 5e was based off the oracl guy from pathfinder wotr

[dusk patrol]

I’ve been blessed with DMs though so by the end I tend to get some really sick gear that makes for some sick moments

[opaque coyote]

Unlike Clerics who usually wear like

Robes

Fuck that

Give me plate armor

[dusk patrol]

Lots of “fuck magic” gear

[opaque coyote]

Give me a hammer

[gray umbra]

Listen i rock that chainmail good

[opaque coyote]

Let me bulgeon the HERETICS

[dusk patrol]

“The arrows never bothered me anyways”

https://tenor.com/view/knight-ascendant-lord-gif-26374896

[gray umbra]

5e is a lot more lenient with paladin oaths too

[queen laurel]

Shame berserker barbarian sucks ass

[gray umbra]

I think you can homebrew oath of the crown as a fuck you antimage

[dusk patrol]

Yeah gotta have a dm who can play into it

One game a DM basically made me a magic blank

[gray umbra]

A dm gave me a ring with infinite spiritual sword

It was the dumbest shit ever

But great

[dusk patrol]

And another player could make me effectively immune to most physical ranged attacks

So I got to do a lot of “come at me bro” fights holding breaches and stuff

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah eternal for tanking basically everything i need to go with bearbarian right

[dusk patrol]

I honestly am not sure

I’m not up to date on DnD and when I do play it’s always very

Fluid

[languid meadow]

I mean in 5th like half the subclasses for cleric have heavy armor profic but they've always have been wearing heavier armor since the early editions, that's one of the things that separates both paladin and clerics from other casters/hybrids.

[dusk patrol]

Like I said the DMs I’ve had have been very cool about uh building into certain ideas

And the group was also ok with me being the sword guy

[gray umbra]

A by the rule dm isnt always the greatest

[dusk patrol]

Yeah there should always be some fluidity

[pine wedge]

I picked Paladin because Oath of the Ancients deeply aligns with my own worldview. I am whimsy incarnate

[queen laurel]

totem warrior barbarians that have the bear

gives them resistance to just about every damage except psychic i think

oh yeah here it is

Bear. While raging, you have resistance to all damage except psychic damage. The spirit of the bear makes you tough enough to stand up to any punishment.

[languid meadow]

wild magic my beloved

[opaque coyote]

I'm actually playing a DnD campaign with friends

I am a Tiefling Rogue

That is utterly fucking insane

Like literally fucking insane

Voices in your head type shit

She's also based off of a Jester

Pretty fun to roleplay as her honestly

The other party members are thus:

A Crocodile Mutant person who is basically that one 1000 yard stare WW1 image 24/7

A Fairy Necromancer who has zero scruples and zero social awareness. Basically autism incarnate.

And finally,

A Bard Sartyr

They're the only normal person

So basically

Two of our party are insane

One is traumatized and constantly on the verge of a breakdown

And one is literally just normal and trying to save their family

It's great

[dusk patrol]

Basically I wanted to do this meme before it was a meme and yeah they let me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745324840097153167/1247302428987232267/Swordsguy.mov?ex=66f287a8&is=66f13628&hm=a7a5d40a40c51d4c27f40c9ba294341b6fa7cf37f569ae03ee59d58f57b5b91e&

[opaque coyote]

SWORDGUY

[dusk patrol]

I do think I sent the dm the trailer though as an idea for what I wanted to build towards by the end

[opaque coyote]

Honestly there's nothing wrong with that

[dusk patrol]

That does sound very fun

[opaque coyote]

Like as long as they're interesting writing wise y'know

The personality matters more along with the potential conflicts

[dusk patrol]

It helped that it let other players be more like, special

My dude basically was just the sword guy

[opaque coyote]

Like you basically played as the straightman

[dusk patrol]

I got some cool moments but yeah I didn’t want a big backstory

[opaque coyote]

Yeah usually in every fantasy show. There is always a human character

To act as a rock to tie yourself down towards y'know?

[dusk patrol]

He was pretty simple and largely just ended up being the tanky melee guy who did that kinda stuff

[leaden pilot]

Every damned time
Even when I say that I'll try something new I end up as a fighter with some sort of a longsword/greatsword/two handed sword

[languid meadow]

when this trailer came out me and a bunch of friends did a full party of fighters that were all battlemasters with greatswords, it was peak.

Punching people while wielding a greatsword is just awesome

[opaque coyote]

Yeah again. Nothing wrong with that honestly.

As long as he wasn't just

"Guy with sword stab people"

And you actually interacted with the party

[queen laurel]

Bg3 rage is fun

[opaque coyote]

Like y'know gave him a character

[queen laurel]

oh wait

https://media1.tenor.com/m/EwFBdDQN-mwAAAAd/rage-anger.gif

there we go

[languid meadow]

was about to say

[opaque coyote]

Also why does DnD give you the temptation to do the weirdest shit sometimes

[languid meadow]

what teh fuck was raging in the first one

a rock?

[storm jungle]

no

[queen laurel]

yeah classic my brain shut down for a moment there

[opaque coyote]

Like I decided to try and do an assassin's creed move

...guess what happened

[queen laurel]

i'm surprised you didn't pick oath of the ancients because of how old you are

i'm kidding i'm kidding

[opaque coyote]

I rolled a 1 and my character basically jumped graciously and fucking fell flat on the ground

I broke two of my ribs

Lmao

[dusk patrol]

We had a guy who did a gnome barbarian who I would chuck at the enemy

Which was hilarious

[opaque coyote]

FACEBITER

GET EM

[queen laurel]

BG3 definitely has the best representation of a barbarian rage

[dusk patrol]

He eventually got stuff like giants gloves and other stuff which made him super strong

[opaque coyote]

throws gnome like it's fucking pokemon

[opaque coyote]

Literally antman logic at this point

[dusk patrol]

That was a fun group

[queen laurel]

the amulet and the giant gloves right

at the house of hope

[languid meadow]

Literally the fastball special from Xmen

[dusk patrol]

I can’t recall what it was for our game but yeah

[queen laurel]

or are you playing an actual DND complaint

[dusk patrol]

Stuff like that

[opaque coyote]

Imagine getting your leg hit by a tiny fist and it just

Bends in all the wrong places

[dusk patrol]

The rules don’t work well for playing a barbarian gnome but we worked around it

[opaque coyote]

Your bones there just become dust

[dusk patrol]

He started out pretty meh but got super deadly by the end

[queen laurel]

did you give him this

[opaque coyote]

The sheer force somehow rippling through your leg

[queen laurel]

the ultimate strength class weapon

[dusk patrol]

I think he had an axe but yeah it was really strong and funny

[queen laurel]

ah shame

[dusk patrol]

I was sword guy he was axe guy

I wanted him to dual wield axes like a slayer

[queen laurel]

oh man miss opportunity for you to be felix and for him to be gotrek

i guess you guys are kind of the off brand version i suppose

sword guy and battle gnome

[dusk patrol]

He also would brawl at taverns and stuff and do street fights and boxing and stuff