40k-lore-chat

[sour hornet]

I forget eldar can just go back to being normal

they're not like human psykers who are basically all schizophrenic a little permanently

[storm jungle]

Yeah Eldar society is not that pushing.

[dusk patrol]

A lot of young Eldar spend some time as “outcasts” as rangers or corsairs or whatever

And make up the bulk of them

[storm jungle]

Pretty much. If they go from being a psyker to just wanting to be a "normal" corsair or a grunt their powers will just wane and return to normal

[dusk patrol]

It’s pretty rare for an old Eldar to still be on that path which is what corsairs are and the super duper veteran rangers

[sour hornet]

Basically pirate lords I assume?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[sour hornet]

I mean, besides the shorter life expectancy it does seem like a sweet gig.

[dusk patrol]

That’s where the line grows thin between being an Aeldari still and becoming a Drukhari for those who make the leap

[sour hornet]

Oh.

[storm jungle]

Its not that thin.

Corsairs are basically a middle point.

Some become semi-sadistic raiders the others are just asshole pirates, etc etc.

Its left vague so you can just decorate your corsair band however you want

[dusk patrol]

“For those who make the leap”

[sour hornet]

These guys are corsairs?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yep.

[dusk patrol]

There’s a Killteam for them

[storm jungle]

notice the use of both asuryani/drukhari weapons

they are basically two-sided soup faction for any kind of eldar

[dusk patrol]

They attract a wide crowd of the more on the edge dudes

They work with harlequins and Drukhari a lot

[sour hornet]

they got fucking space raptors

[dusk patrol]

Also act as unofficial scouts for craftworlds and supplemental fleets

[sour hornet]

And is that one woman holding spirit stones?

[dusk patrol]

At least some do

[dusk patrol]

Looks like it

They also collect spirit stones

From Crone Worlds

Which is the one resource craftworlds need to get really

Drukhari and Corsairs collect them to trade for whatever they need

[sour hornet]

I'm guessing the have neutral if not cordial relationships with most craftworlds?

[dusk patrol]

Generally speaking they’ll assist yeah

Some are bigger assholes than others

Some cause the issues for the craft worlds in the first place

It varies

[storm jungle]

They need to be cordial for trade purposes and a sense of camaraderie between kindred among other things.

Only like the most deranged corsair bands (which arent a lot) just avoid that stuff for obvious reasons.

[dusk patrol]

There’s a much higher chance they’ll interact with humans than basically any other Eldar

At the end of the day it’s still a path though

[sour hornet]

By 'interact' I assume shooting at them?

And stealing their stuff?

[dusk patrol]

And they still need to stay on the path or they risk becoming those who crossover to become Drukhari

Because their soul stone won’t work anymore

[dusk patrol]

A lot of times but it depends

It’s not uncommon to see them have uneasy alliances with the Imperium for crises

[storm jungle]

They actively trade with humans that are willing.

[dusk patrol]

Also local lords they pay off

[storm jungle]

again it depends from warband to warband

[dusk patrol]

And other pirates

[storm jungle]

some just simply raid them

[dusk patrol]

They’re pirates

It varies at the end of the day

Also rogue traders of course

For all the issues the Path of the Eldar series has, Path of the Outcast is largely really good imo

[mild depot]

the Lion should have been Warmaster

[forest orbit]

Ok.

[dusk patrol]

I should have been Warmaster

[storm jungle]

My dad should have been warmaster. He doesn't even know the difference between a Laptop and Desktop.

[raven stone]

New meme [x] should be Warmaster is born

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just a dumb statement tbh.

Shoulda-Woulda, it doesnt matter lol

[bold rampart]

whats a warmaster

[sour hornet]

Master of war.

[bold rampart]

wow

[sour hornet]

[storm jungle]

is this a serious question or

[bold rampart]

i dont know shit about 40k lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

basically in 30k its the commander of the largest portions of the Imperium's armies

in 40k pass the Heresy its just a guy in charge of a massive crusade force

[bold rampart]

and how many crusade forces are there usually? just the one?

indomitus or whatever

[storm jungle]

Not a ton but quite a few around the galaxy

there usually isnt more than 1-3 warmasters though since giving that much power to a cunt like an imperial can end badly

[bold rampart]

yeah

[storm jungle]

anyway

read 40k lore, now

[bold rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reading-book-gif-3108297423409080751

[bold rampart]

theres a pin from skelly in the bookclub about that right?

[storm jungle]

Yep, jokes aside like if you wanna start anywhere just take a look lol

[bold rampart]

uh well, im quite stacked with irl stuff but i might

[tired frost]

Does Sister Prine shave her legs?

Somebody should if not, bwrrrr

[storm jungle]

fucking degenerate

[tired frost]

Would reduce the edgy

[storm jungle]

Ye of course.

i barely can read half the time lol

[bold rampart]

hestia?

[tired frost]

Yes

[storm jungle]

yeah hes saying her surname

[bold rampart]

she doesnt cuz theyd clip through the skirt

[storm jungle]

[tired frost]

So you HAVE checked

[bold rampart]

i have equipped the skirt and my legs have clipped through

[tired frost]

Were thy legs hairy?

[bold rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[tired frost]

And most importantly, should one use a chainblade to shave Sister Prines legs

Or something else

[storm jungle]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HER LEGS

[tired frost]

Hygene is important

[dusk patrol]

This is a versatile gif

[storm jungle]

Its a bit bad

we need something more violent

like a Gaunt's head being crushed, except its you Shanks

[tired frost]

Ill see myself to the servitor workshop

[storm jungle]

thanks 🙏

[tired frost]

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[bold rampart]

i have a version with no text i think

[tired frost]

lol

[storm jungle]

that video is never outdated

we already had people saying theres genestealers again with the trailer

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[bold rampart]

how

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-injustice-2-me-when-i-get-you-when-i-get-you-me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-5714895389606823936

[bold rampart]

i can barely even tell whats goin on in that gif

[dusk patrol]

Well maybe if Overweight Aquatic Predator would listen to the fans we wouldn’t have this problem

[bold rampart]

i hope thats just a bad joke

[dusk patrol]

Now just add Orks, Genestealers, Tau, Eldar, the other three gods, undivided and I dunno more zombies

[bold rampart]

primaris ass marines

[storm jungle]

I love how we are past that and even the same shit is happening on SM2

"Omg add necrons"

stfu

[dusk patrol]

I didn’t say “Viktor™️” so no it’s not

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah this is one of those timed missions right

Did Vermintide have any of that

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

A reoccurring one

The bar brawl one

[queen laurel]

Only two?

[celest dome]

For the train one !
How

[dusk patrol]

That I recall there was only one which they’d bring back for events occasionally

[celest dome]

A quiet drink isn't timed

[storm jungle]

I legit forgot, some people were ranting about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1278069765394530400/Untitled_Project_V5.mp4?ex=66f114f9&is=66efc379&hm=7963100af971f917729a73c012053d3e3858fc54d38df85c5abc05e9bb03086b&

[dusk patrol]

It was basically a meme mission

[celest dome]

Only vt1 had a tined mission

[small grail]

peak male rizz

[dusk patrol]

It was at least

It wasn’t always a available

I haven’t played in a minute so it might be just part of the roster now

[tired frost]

Genestealers never seem to have body hair though, how come? They are either very hygiene aware or is it some other reason,

[queen laurel]

Now i wonder how useful the super fast zealots are going to be in this mode

Spoiler alert they aren't

[tired frost]

Why they all so bald

My models are all bald, i never considered why

[storm jungle]

What?

[tired frost]

I believe those genestealers are all supreme hygienic, moisturised and shaved for a important reason

[dusk patrol]

Could you actually jump off a cliff

Like not in a video game

Not imaginary

[storm jungle]

💀

[dusk patrol]

Not even the GSC would wanna steal your genes

[tired frost]

Cope Harder? lol

[storm jungle]

Hes making statements. Not coping.

now stop talking about body hair you fucking freak

[tired frost]

No, My entire genestealer army is bald

Why

[storm jungle]

We stole the hair folicles.

[tired frost]

Its a lore channel, if you dont know why just say

[dusk patrol]

Because your parents failed in their duty

And now we have to suffer the consequences

[tired frost]

Yes you do, dont you

[storm jungle]

Serious answer; we dont know, its just mutations/mixed with the Tyranid DNA in their system, it doesnt really allow for hair development due to their fucked up infected biology.

[dusk patrol]

Your genestealers are all shaved because you touched them and they tried to cleanse their bodies as best they can

[tired frost]

Okay thats a good answer

how does the genestealing work with Astartes, Does it work the same or is it impossible due to them being trans-human etc

[celest dome]

Has already happened in the lore

[tired frost]

Interesting

Can you show me

I have a genestealer army and i know nearly nothing about them, I didnt realise they were so fleshed out in lore

[celest dome]

They aren't really that fleshed out

[dusk patrol]

It doesn’t really, there’s some which are infected but they managed to overcome it

They don’t look different and they all die by the end by choice

[tired frost]

When they get harvested by the fleets?

[dusk patrol]

No when they die because they destroy the entire chapter

Their serfs and world was basically being taken over so they just hit reset

[storm jungle]

Still one of the weirdest fucking parts of the book.

[dusk patrol]

It is a very odd book

And that’s not even the main focus

[storm jungle]

Like, space marines can be dumb but how do you not notice this.

[dusk patrol]

Don’t think about it Morty

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I dunno it’s pretty contrived but either way it’s ended in the same book

[tired frost]

Do all gene stealers have mindless loyalty to the Tyrranid as a whole or specific fleets, or is there any autonomy at all for them to do there own thing?

[dusk patrol]

They’re all loyal but they also do their own thing

There’s very different cults

[tired frost]

Does the hivemind make an appearance anywere at all through the 10k since the HH and all that, Any books i can read about it in at all? I only just returned to the hobby

[rose thorn]

Hey is there a reason some models on the store look painted amazing and others look absolutely horrendous

[small grail]

(hypothetical) if a guardsman and sister fell in love what wud happen

[rose thorn]

They are both human

[crisp heath]

They’d explode

[tired frost]

Are Ratlings still a thing?

[crisp heath]

No romance in this setting everyone has to be miserable

[rose thorn]

Yes

[tired frost]

What about Squats?

[storm jungle]

They exist.

they got a faction overhaul

[tired frost]

NICE

The Votan are the squats?

Or the demi something with the tau?

[rose thorn]

There is necromunda squats and leagues of votaan

[tired frost]

I couldnt get a clear answer from my store

OK cool

[storm jungle]

yeah the Leagues of Votann is the core faction

squats is a term still but its considered a slur by the dwarves

which like... yeah it basically is lol

[spring cairn]

wait till they get called stunties

[tired frost]

Oh My Bad

[storm jungle]

No like

in-universe

[rose thorn]

There was LoV who worked with Tau, mainly seen in battle fleet gothic 2

[tired frost]

Oh good

[storm jungle]

They might share a kiss or fuck if he passes the romance checks (if they can find the spot without getting caught) but they will eventually be seperated since their squads need to deploy off-world or to another warzone.

Romances dont really last in the Imperium

[rose thorn]

Damn they can’t email?

[spring cairn]

the taus are in cahoot with the demiurge

[tired frost]

Who or what are demiurge?

Not the votan?

[queen laurel]

I don't think they have access to phones powerful enough to reach multiple systems

[storm jungle]

They are an offshoot of the Votann

[spring cairn]

the demiurge is what created this world of lies

[queen laurel]

Because this guard could be deployed on this planet while the sister is like f****** 50 light years on the way

[rose thorn]

‘Hey bai at Vurgor IIV <3’

[queen laurel]

"My arm got torn off by an ork and used to beat my friend to death"
-guardsman

[small grail]

no email?

damn

[storm jungle]

well yeah why would some nobody have access to astropaths

[small grail]

but in any case cud they have like a happily ever after

?

[storm jungle]

no lmao

read what i said

they are just nobodies in the war machine, they will get seperated and are too brainwashed to exactly go rogue

[spring cairn]

I'd win

[tired frost]

Do sisters of battle ever behave badly though? Corruption etc?

[spring cairn]

I'm immune to propaganda

[storm jungle]

well yeah beacuse you are an Empire of Man enjoyer

[storm jungle]

99.9% of the time no

[spring cairn]

(I would be the one making the propaganda)

[storm jungle]

if they do behave badly theres punishment units for it

[bold rampart]

subjected to reading the steam forums as punishment

[storm jungle]

Literally.

worse than death

[bold rampart]

some people here do it for fun

[plush mason]

because some people are insane and like to wade into radiactive sludge

[small grail]

this was the answer

kinda sad

[bold rampart]

life in the imperium 🤷‍♂️

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's just the imperium man what can you do with it

Unless you are lucky getting in a relationship and maintaining it is basically borderline impossible

[small grail]

but between spacemarines and sisters who treats the guardsman better

[storm jungle]

Uhhh it depends

both can treat them badly and well

lol

[bold rampart]

i mean like, would you rather be treated badly by a space marine. or a 7ft tall woman

hear me out

[queen laurel]

After i break your spine by slamming it to a wall sure

[small grail]

amen

[bold rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-umar-drumar-we-must-stay-focused-we-must-stay-focused-brother-gif-7363038804687601927

[small grail]

its hard

[small grail]

why😢

[bold rampart]

NO TIME TO BE HORNY SOLDIER, GET BACK IN THE FIGHT! 🗣️

[small grail]

but sir the battleussy

[bold rampart]

stop

[small grail]

but-

[bold rampart]

just stop

[small grail]

hear me out

[storm jungle]

🦻

turns off

[bold rampart]

die

[queen laurel]

Say one more thing and i will cast healing magic just to beat your living body again

[small grail]

but

listen

dont u ever think bout it\

[small grail]

im a necromancer it aint gon work

already bones bro

[queen laurel]

That's why i'm casting healing magic to return your flesh so that i can punch you again

Now quiet and go back to the battle lines

[small grail]

sir how can i do so if its in front of me

[outer wave]

So how true is this?

[dusk patrol]

Nah it’s too short

[outer wave]

Damn 😔

It needed 800 more books

[storm jungle]

Weeb Slop 😩

[rocky gale]

Ohhhh it's Lotr releases this week

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/09/22/hobbit-day-reveal-the-lord-of-the-rings-the-war-of-the-rohirrim-battle-of-edoras-starter-set/?utm_source=CUSTOMERS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=WH_22nd_September_Battle_of_Edoras_&utm_content=&utm_term=

[green loom]

Oh holy shit

Those Rohan warriors kinda slap though

[rocky gale]

Wait

Nevermind this isn't next weeks preorders, it's just a reveal

But still

very cool

Strange that there's no new cavalry units, but I guess that might come later

[shell barn]

How accurate is TTS Rogal Dorn to the lore

[rose thorn]

I didn’t know there was so much content to base a tabletop wargame off of in Tolkien

[dusk patrol]

Nothing about TTS is accurate largely

[rose thorn]

I no nothing about the setting though tbh

[dusk patrol]

So, not

[rocky gale]

The world of Lord of the Rings is vast

and it's deep

Like if we're being honest Tolkein kinda just wrote the books as a side project while he was building the world

[green loom]

A side project of a side project of a side project

[rocky gale]

Like the Hobbit itself was basically just a bedtime story he made up for his kids based off the world he was building

Then it became a novel

Although unfortunately for all the work that was done on the world it wasn't finished

[small grail]

as short as a midget

[queen laurel]

What was he making the world for

[rocky gale]

He was still working on his notes and even on a novel which followed the LOTR

He was a philologist, a professor of studying historical literature, books & records for authenticity, meaning and purpose etc

So he was basically making a fantasy world through literature

[rocky gale]

Well for fun partially, but he described it as his way of expressing his feelings and thoughts

[queen laurel]

i respect that, he literally decided the best way to express his feelings and thoughts is to make a whole new world

[rose thorn]

I’m glad he isn’t a raging racist or anything and channeling his racism into his art, unlike another author….

[rocky gale]

Yep, like the premise behind the books is that they are in universe texts

Well he did recieve criticism for racism in his depictions of Orcs, but from what I'm aware he took those criticisms to heart, apologised and endeavoured to change them

[rose thorn]

What’s wrong with the orcs?

[queen laurel]

Yeah what

[rose thorn]

Imagine if he was like, a dnd GM

[rocky gale]

I think there were like descriptors of them being likened to Mongolians

He also disliked the fact he'd originally depicted the Orcs as being purely evil and his notes go on to show he was trying to undo that

[queen laurel]

But from my guest never really became a thing right

[rose thorn]

Orcs are the ones in black armor right?

[leaden pilot]

Lovecraft would be much better if not for his racism
I was reading a bit of him almost a year ago, and mostly had fun while doing it, but his writing style really gets tiring in longer works like Mountains of Madness

[rocky gale]

He died before he was able to write the next book and his notes were also incomplete

[queen laurel]

Oh man that is sad

[rocky gale]

Yea

[queen laurel]

Is the lord of the rings movie accurate at you know portraying the orcs

[rose thorn]

I was mainly referring to jk Rowling but he’s a much better example lmao

[rocky gale]

I'd say so

But his next book was under the working title of "The new Shadow" and basically focused on the events following Aragons reign and the defeat of Sauron, where evil is beginning to spread again and humans in Gondor were basically forming Orc cults and turning savage.

Which was part of his attempt to make the Orcs not pure evil by nature, by basically showing them changing and having humans choose to be like them

[leaden pilot]

Oh okay lmao
Never read Harry Potter, and never planning to

[rose thorn]

eveyr character that istn british is a complete stereotype lmao

i think the content that doesnt involver her do a better job

of not being stereotypes

[queen laurel]

i see

[rocky gale]

The Irish wizard being called Seamus Finnigan and all of his spells causing explosions

[leaden pilot]

From what I've heard it does seem so
Like this
"Lechsinka" isn't a name in Poland, I don't know where she got this from lmao

[storm jungle]

SLAVIC EYES

[queen laurel]

oh thats the stereotype for this one

[rose thorn]

AHAAHAHAHAH

[rose thorn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAH

I NEED to send this to my polish gfs

[queen laurel]

OK yeah no i'm mixing something up

demo is scottish

[storm jungle]

best part is Demoman is a very tastefully done character

like a black scottish man in 2009?

that is progressive as shit by Valve

[queen laurel]

all TF2 mercs are, even soldier who is a stereotype

Because they know how to handle the characters well

[storm jungle]

Yeah Valve knows character design

Demoman may be a drunk mess but hes also a guy doing his job and loves his mom

[queen laurel]

Soldier my be a lead poison idiot that can be easy to fool but he sure as shit will fight for his friends and what he believes in

And medic

he will get along with the emperor and try to steal his research

[green loom]

Black Scottish nobility I'll add

[storm jungle]

Yep its great

like on the surface you'd assume hes a joke character lol

[queen laurel]

even pyro, while made by crazy people most of the time can actually be a very good businessman when he isn't drawn to fire

[rose thorn]

YOU CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE IT IN POLISH

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

ITS NOT A GRAMATICAL NAME

[green loom]

Oh if you want Rowling racism

Literally just the goblins

[queen laurel]

oh here's the good part

[rose thorn]

not only are there the goblins

but the only jewish character is literally named goldman

Let me grab them

Sorry Goldstein

Not Goldman Goldstein

[leaden pilot]

Yep, if you try saying it, it just seems wrong

[queen laurel]

JK rowling the type of writer to make an african character named Cottone pickar the cotton wizard

[rose thorn]

you dont know how correct youa re

[rose thorn]

Kingsley Shacklebolt

is a fucking character

hes a black character named shacklebolt

[leaden pilot]

I'm not too knowledgeable on HP lore

But I'm pretty sure there was some part about there not being toilets in Hogwarts

So mages did their bussiness everywhere and then just disappeared it with magick lmao

[rocky gale]

Yea Wizards disconnected themselves from the Muggle world before the invention of plumbing and toilets, so they just shat in the corner and then used magic to make it disappear

it wasn't until Hogwarts started accepting muggleborn students that they had to introduce toilets

Because they refused to do this

[queen laurel]

what do you mean you put the inherently evil students next to each other in a single group

what the FUCK do you mean that there is a giant spider in that room that you collect venom from!?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he became much more religiously Christian as time went on in his life and didn’t like the idea of a whole race whole were inherently evil and damned from the start

[queen laurel]

Why is the school's main defence spirits that will catch a body on anyone

[dusk patrol]

He and CS Lewis were good friends and had a lot of talks about that, he didn’t even mean LotR to have any religiously allegorical aspects but CS Lewis pointed out how much there is for LotR

[rocky gale]

It's coming woooo

[rose thorn]

IM SO EXICTED

AAAA

[queen laurel]

i need to get around to reading her other story

[dusk patrol]

So one thing is largely it’s only been recently that Slytherin became quite like it was, prior it wasn’t so extreme. It was ambition rather than like

Being a dick

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-11592581965281036637

Pls be gay pls be gay

[queen laurel]

Still though don't you think the school would be a lot more common sense oriented

[leaden pilot]

Also I don't know if it's official, but the magic schools map is hilarious

[dusk patrol]

Yeah the schools hilariously dangerous

[rocky gale]

Pretty sure it's as she described

The names of the schools are also awful

[dusk patrol]

At a certain point you know it’s just something you can’t think too hard about

[rocky gale]

Like she basically just used google translate

[leaden pilot]

Hell yeah, I love my fighter pilot books/games/movies

[dusk patrol]

JK Rowling wasn’t thinking through a lot of the concepts to their logical conclusion

[queen laurel]

she barely put effort on the asian ones

[dusk patrol]

Like love potions, time turners, poly juice potion

[rose thorn]

Where was the schools during the USSR

Welp time to play my favorite video game endless legends :3

[dusk patrol]

Probably oppressing people under Wizard Stalin

[leaden pilot]

1 school for japan and BOTH Koreas lmao
And 1 school for like, idk, 25% of world population lmao

[rose thorn]

Wanna know my favorite part of this whole map?

[queen laurel]

i can't wait for Ilvermorny to develop magic muskets

[rose thorn]

One area in the whole world unteachable of wizardly

Man I love the forgotten, I’d like to paint darkoath like them but

Without context it looks really racist

[leaden pilot]

Now completely seriously, if you want a good novel about wizards in Soviet Russia, "Monday starts on Saturday" by Boris and Arkady Strugatsky is really good from what I remember

[rose thorn]

For context they were outcast by the vaulters because they developed shadow magic, so to survive the god awful planet they live on they ‘embraced the madness of the world’ and basically forgo most technology

[green loom]

Roadside picnic strugatsky?

[leaden pilot]

Yes, the same Strugatsky

[rose thorn]

Oh sick

[leaden pilot]

Their "Definetly Maybe" and "Hard to be a God" were also really good

[nocturne crest]

Out of curiosity, but do the Aeronautica Imperialis have their own forces to guard their equipment or do they have to depend upon the guard ?

[crisp heath]

Is Fire Warrior a good T'au intro? I don't want to get into the Farsight stuff before I have a good "T'au baseline"

[storm jungle]

Its not great not terrible

an okay read

[storm jungle]

They depend upon wherever the aircraft is kept

if its on the ground its down to the Guard

if its on Navy ships then to men-at-arms etc

[green loom]

Erm, they're called Voidsmen ty

[nocturne crest]

So they just have pilots then?

[storm jungle]

Well yeah you need a pilot to fly an aircraft dont you

its the same as how any army's airforce wont just have people whos job is to just guard planes, thats gruntwork

[nocturne crest]

So what about stuff like the gunner crew or the bomb crew?

[storm jungle]

Those get trained to do their job onboard an aircraft

their job is operators, not guards

[languid meadow]

I mean in real life Air Forces actually do have a ground branch that's whole job is to guard air bases, personal, and equipment.

[leaden pilot]

Well Aeronautica Imperialis is a branch of Imperial Navy, so I'd assume that their guards are voidsmen when operating from ships, and Imperial Guard forces when on the ground

[crisp heath]

I don’t really know if being a guardsmen or a navy man is worse

Don’t think I’d like to be either

[storm jungle]

^

[leaden pilot]

At least if your ship gets destroyed it will probably be quick

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, but if you get stuck in the warp after a gellar shield failure?

[crisp heath]

Real

Woe, you are now turned into a harp, your ribcage its strings

(I really dislike slanesh art, stuff hurts to look at)

[leaden pilot]

Well, that's a whole another story

[opaque coyote]

Well you might as well shoot yourself. Save the whole process of getting your mind fucked with by daemons

Or getting possessed

[crisp heath]

Did any of the primarchs try and help angron?

Or did they just ignore em as he got worse and worse?

[nocturne crest]

First, but in the worst ways possible.

[dusk patrol]

Angron wasn’t exactly open to much help

[crisp heath]

Like helping an addict, no matter how much they say they don’t want it they really need it

[radiant lance]

If the emperor didn't want someone to become irrationally angry and give into Khorne, maybe he shouldn't have named him Angron

[raven stone]

Ok actually Imperial Navy have their own arms men who under normal circumstances can only be ever deployed aboard naval ships.
But they can be dragged off to service in a ground war if randomly deemed appropriate (mostly by an Inqusitor)

[dusk patrol]

He didn’t

[rocky gale]

Lorgar tried to "help"

[dusk patrol]

He was named that by his homeworld

[raven stone]

It is why Naval Breachers are in the Imperial Agents codex, not the Guard Codex

[dusk patrol]

It was a gladiator name, Angronius

[rocky gale]

However Lorgars method of helping was to turn him into a Daemon

So....

[crisp heath]

He was gonna die otherwise

Not sure you can call what he’s going through now living though

[soft thunder]

an end to his suffering would've been better than the eternal pain he's still in

[versed ledge]

So what's a good three word slogan that radiates slaanesh vibes?

[radiant lance]

We love sex

Pleasure. Pain. Perfection.

[versed ledge]

Please, Daddy, Harder

I get a feeling all these are taken though

Live, Laugh, Love

[radiant lance]

Tzeentch would be
Gatekeep. Gaslight. Girlboss

[storm jungle]

can you stop mentioning his dumbass actual name

it legit gives me murder-rage

Angron is as bad as it is

[radiant lance]

Angronius.

[gray umbra]

angry

[rose thorn]

IMERPIAL NAVY SHOUT OUT!!!!!!!!!

i wnana make an imperila navy army so bad

[storm jungle]

they are the best

[rocky gale]

Imperial Navy?

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-rogue-one-star-destroyer-devastator-gif-21042471

[storm jungle]

[leaden pilot]

would love to play battlefleet gothic boardgame some day

[crisp heath]

God rogue one was such a fun movie

[leaden pilot]

void combat is so cool

[crisp heath]

Love watching it every time

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-im-ready-lightsaber-star-wars-gif-15851238

Literally the coolest scene ever

[rose thorn]

they are!

[rose thorn]

its like, the best part of guard, space marines, scions, and are very important

ship being boarded? well if they loose the ship is dead

making land fall? well they have a damn godo reason to leave teh ship

[leaden pilot]

combat in tight spaces in space suits my beloved

[spring cairn]

only sw movie i've seen where the star destroyers actually felt powerful

[dusk patrol]

At least it’s supposed to be a pretty stupid theatrical gladiator name

[crisp heath]

If the imperium was able to put its full back into only fighting the tyranids and nothing else, would they be able to keep them out of the galaxy?

Or would the imperium run out of resources before the tyranids did

[storm jungle]

Theres real life gladiator names that are way less goofier than Angronius

[storm jungle]

literally me

[paper haven]

Looks like he'd drop common loot

[dusk patrol]

I’m sure I could find stupider ones or there was stupider ones

[storm jungle]

There really isnt lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Roman_gladiators

unless you just wanna scroll throguh this

be my guest

[dusk patrol]

I would bet 1000 dollars I could find a name which is stupid as fuck when translated

And is at least as dumb as a guy being named angry

We have guys named the Ultimate Warrior nowadays there’s gotta be something that dumb

[paper haven]

ANGRONIUS

[plush mason]

which tbf is kinda the point, the star destroyers where meant to show the incompetence of the imperial navy, they where big and cool looking so the dumb ass rich kid officers loved them, but they where slow and unable to deal with the hit and run tactics of the rebels

[dusk patrol]

This isn’t consistent at all tbh

[spring cairn]

i mean yes but you never see them take out capital ships eithers

[dusk patrol]

Star Destroyers also sometime are depicted and said to wreck house

[spring cairn]

in legends they're said to fuck shit up

but alas

[dusk patrol]

The main issue with the Emperor’s strategy was overly expensive super weapons

Which even without legends

Is still way overdone lol

[plush mason]

yeah the star destroyers are very powerful, but they replaced a class of ship that was much much better suited for dealing with the rebellion is the point

[spring cairn]

and then again, everything in sw is plot related anyway

[plush mason]

the carrier cruisers of the republic where a much better counter to the rebel alliance fleet by a long shot

[dusk patrol]

The Super Star Destroyer is really dope though even if its name is dumb

[dusk patrol]

Tfw slow bombers in space

[spring cairn]

why is the star destroyer unable to deal with the only threat the empire fights ?

because rebels need that W

[dusk patrol]

I do like how the Mon Calmari are really good at space warfare

Because they think better in those dimensions

For a joke name race they’re got pretty cool development

Ackbar deserved better

[plush mason]

at least the reasons behind it make sense, incompetent leadership was the main weakness of the empire

[spring cairn]

unlike my favourite SW character

Glorp Shitto

[dusk patrol]

Might also be a Rick and Morty character

[spring cairn]

i mean yeah but i think this explanation can only carry so much

and with sw it can't pull all of that nonsense

that's just me

[dusk patrol]

It’s exactly as incompetent as the plot needs it to be

[plush mason]

like the star destroyers could easily beat the rebel ships in a head on fight, which is why the rebels never fought them head on

[dusk patrol]

Also the rebels barely ever do anything without some at the last minute bullshit Hail Mary from the main cast

[spring cairn]

also let's talk about the empire's main fighter design

big ass octogones on each sides

[dusk patrol]

Ah yes, where the design is we don’t protect the pilot because reasons

[spring cairn]

front facing window ONLY for the cockpit (since the wings are blocking all sideview)

no life support or shield

[dusk patrol]

Only Thrawn had the brilliant idea to checks notes

“Make a better Tie Fighter”

[spring cairn]

like that thing has no pros whatsoever

and NO

idc that it goes fast somewhat

[plush mason]

tfw the sith empire from 3000 years ago had a better fighter

[spring cairn]

it's never a point in any of the plots

[dusk patrol]

I like Thrawn but he’s a hilarious case of a writer doing the work to make him cool because everyone else is a dumbass

And also you make him cool by beating civilizations with specific weaknesses their art reveals by creating those weaknesses for him to find as the writer

Once again I like him but it is amusing

[plush mason]

so in other words, they made a Chiss act like a Chiss?

[dusk patrol]

Chiss the most Mary sue characters in SW frfr

[languid meadow]

God bless the chiss ascendancy

[plush mason]

the only aliens to ally with the sith empire, twice

then the galactic empire

[languid meadow]

It's more like "let's pretend to be their friends while we spy on them"

[plush mason]

hell they would have allied with the infinite empire if the had been around back then most likely

[dusk patrol]

See kids this is why genocide isn’t always bad

[plush mason]

yup

[dusk patrol]

I do think the funniest part of the Republic to Empire thing is the entire empire just flipping on the evil switches

[languid meadow]

The chiss only care about 2 things, the galaxy not exploding and their species not explot

[arctic talon]

They became racist

Speciest?

Human supremacist? Idfk

[spring cairn]

whole system and ppl were ready the moment the emperor sat his white ass cheeks on the throne

[arctic talon]

How did that switch get flipped

Lol

[plush mason]

Chiss imperial agent has to be one of the best stories Bioware has ever writen

[spring cairn]

they were waiting for the signal

[arctic talon]

Like that happened really fucking fast

[dusk patrol]

“Ok we saved Kashyyyk….NOW LETS KILL AND ENSLAVE THE WOOKIES”

[languid meadow]

The clone wars should've been longer than 3 years

[plush mason]

inhibiter chips go burr

[dusk patrol]

What happened was the separatists had all the evil mojo before then so when they fell apart the republic absorbed it

Suddenly, slavery is kinda based

[arctic talon]

The republic sucked up all the evil juices

And it started being goth

[dusk patrol]

NO MORE WARM LIGHTING

[plush mason]

thanks Sidious

[dusk patrol]

MORE EDGES

[arctic talon]

Only cold harsh lighting

And grey

And black

[dusk patrol]

No more handrails either!

[arctic talon]

To be fair

The republic didn’t have those either

[dusk patrol]

We’re in our evil era!

[spring cairn]

they should've made the cis way more nuanced in their morality since they were being manipulated instead of just being awful and getting manipulated

[dusk patrol]

They did a little

With the Clone Wars

But they still had like

[spring cairn]

like almost nothing

[dusk patrol]

The hilariously evil dudes

[arctic talon]

We just get comically evil

Characters mostly

[dusk patrol]

The fucking evil cat slavers

[languid meadow]

OSHA regulations don't exist in their galaxy so that means you can be hilarious with forklifts

[plush mason]

tbf nuance and subtly has never been Lucas's strong suits

[arctic talon]

They’re not that comically evil tbh

They’re very evil

But like

I find the dude with the uh

[plush mason]

the OG trilogy really really hits you over the head with the all Nazi parallels

[arctic talon]

Who was the fat fuck nemodian

[dusk patrol]

Idk man they have a whole arc of them just torturing Kenobi and Anakin for shits and giggles

[arctic talon]

With the uh

[arctic talon]

Have they tried being good slaves/j

[languid meadow]

Nute gunray

[arctic talon]

Gun that killed everything biological

[languid meadow]

No wait

[dusk patrol]

Also the one lady clearly wants to fuck Anakin and the show dances around the sex slavery part

[spring cairn]

at least you can say that they aren't sending sentient beings to die in droves so i guess they have that going

[arctic talon]

Nute isn’t fat

[spring cairn]

except they do sometimes

[dusk patrol]

Yeah the clone issue basically never gets full acknowledged

[arctic talon]

He just has a vaguely offensive accent

Lol

[languid meadow]

Bug man

[arctic talon]

Yeah that dude

That dude was comically evil

[languid meadow]

Lok durd

[dusk patrol]

butthole eyes

[languid meadow]

I mean have you seen goat eyes

[spring cairn]

the lore of his entire race is that their comically despicable rats

literally

[dusk patrol]

Basically

[spring cairn]

peak writing

[languid meadow]

I love their racism off with their cousins

[dusk patrol]

It’s like Mass Effect where we learn you can work with every race if you try, except those dirty stinky thieving Batarians

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I’m surprised there was no Batarian like

[dusk patrol]

It’s really odd

[arctic talon]

Team member in 2

[dusk patrol]

Iirc they’ve confirmed one is gonna be a companion for the next game

[arctic talon]

Like Zaeed could have been batarian

[dusk patrol]

The merc dude was supposed to be iirc

[arctic talon]

And I think my opinion would not change at all

[languid meadow]

Shepard I know it was hard to blow up that relay to slow the reapers

Reapers?

[dusk patrol]

But they went back because racism

[arctic talon]

He does feel like he could be batarian lmao

Idk

[plush mason]

we all know stopping the reapers was only a secondary objective when we blew up the relay

[arctic talon]

I think it would be fun

If zaeed was batarian

[plush mason]

the main goal was killing the 600k batarians

[arctic talon]

Isn’t it less then 600k batarians

Because of all the slaves

[spring cairn]

aren't the bataraisn the shrimp ppl

[dusk patrol]

Shepard was really on trial for wasting a perfectly good relay, he got off cause he killed a bunch of Batarians doing it

[arctic talon]

The total population was 600k

[spring cairn]

i forgot

[plush mason]

idk

[dusk patrol]

Nah the four eyes

[arctic talon]

Nah they’re the 4 eyed dudes

[dusk patrol]

Merc dudes

[spring cairn]

uh

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/0/0e/Codex_ME_-_Batarians_(after_BDTS).png/revision/latest?cb=20210714134920

[languid meadow]

Bug

[arctic talon]

They’re also like

Absurdly Racist 99% of the time you meet them

[languid meadow]

Slavery is cringe

[arctic talon]

It is cringe

[plush mason]

they are the obligatory slaver/pirate culture that every sci fi must have

thanks star trek

fucking Orions

[dusk patrol]

Tfw Asari spend thousands of years advancing so they can have the two careers, stripper prostitutes or special forces

There is no other option

[languid meadow]

At least when turians are racist towards you they at least respect the stuff you do

[plush mason]

wtf you mean seperate?

every fucking Asari stripper is a commando

[arctic talon]

These are the sexy woman race, they have sex, and uh if they have sex with each other they can make a vampire

💀

[gray umbra]

george lucas is honestly not a good writer, the setting is interesting but star wars has some serious issues with pace lol

[spring cairn]

what

[arctic talon]

Asari are so badly written

Lol

[dusk patrol]

The Turians at least had a respect for the human fighting ability even if they shit on us

[arctic talon]

Like if you just think about it

For a bit

[dusk patrol]

It’s so goofy

[arctic talon]

It’s really cringy

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[plush mason]

tbf the war bird people are like that with ether race

[arctic talon]

Literally every other species is like

[dusk patrol]

“Here’s the hot lesbian race who wanna fuck you”

[arctic talon]

Written well

And then asari are just

💀

[gray umbra]

space elves

[arctic talon]

No

They aren’t elves

[dusk patrol]

Better than space elves

No uggo men

[arctic talon]

LOL

[dusk patrol]

Just hotties

Who are ok with banging ugly guys

[languid meadow]

Solarians are also either evil or nerds

[spring cairn]

well there's no propah men with the elves so

[dusk patrol]

Truly, paradise

[arctic talon]

Salarians are fucking hilarious

[dusk patrol]

Mordin giving you tips on inter species foreplay and potential sexual issues is so hilarious

[arctic talon]

Their entire military is the CIA lol

[plush mason]

i mean, most are both and there is literally only like 2 of them in the whole galaxy that are good people

Mordin and that one spec ops dude

[languid meadow]

Fucking me3

[arctic talon]

The Mordin replacement in 3 is chill

Shame no one ever sees him

Because mordin

Is the goat

[plush mason]

and i guess that one specter in 3

[dusk patrol]

“Ah yes Shepard you’re tryin to fuck a Quarian, well heres a list of the most comparable sex positions and some herbal supplements and cleansers to use”

[languid meadow]

Please help genocide krogans and I'll help! Looks inside less war support then the krogans

[arctic talon]

Mordin is great as a character

Also if you shoot him

You’re a bitch

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-mordin-solus-had-to-be-me-gif-25264978

[spring cairn]

krogans are very ugly tbh

i'd genocide them

[plush mason]

Mordin literally redeemed his whole race for me

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I think Krogans would admit they’re pretty ugly

[plush mason]

ofc they would

[dusk patrol]

Looking pretty isn’t really a big concern for them

[languid meadow]

And they'd be proud of it

[spring cairn]

plus if a thing is taller than me i think it shouldn't exist

[plush mason]

the krogan are based, just a badass warrior race

[dusk patrol]

Also dude the fucking Krogan and Asari couple where the krogan leaves the poem for her as his last message when he dies

Ugh

[plush mason]

the fucking Mandalorians of mass effect

[arctic talon]

Krogan nuked themselves back to the stone age like

thrice?

[dusk patrol]

https://youtu.be/MWs6WATj4pk?si=zForluM5735AtgRC

It’s in all three games I think

[arctic talon]

Also genuinely as fucked up as it is to say, its a bad idea to cure the genophage without Wrex

Wreave is like

[spring cairn]

they all have gamer posture

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

actually a genocidal maniac

[spring cairn]

they really need to work on that

[plush mason]

based power move really

[arctic talon]

Like, its kind of tragic

but also like holy shit Wreave is comically evil

[dusk patrol]

He’s also stupid at least

[plush mason]

how could anyone not have Wrex, like it is so stupidly easy to avoid him getting killed in me1

[arctic talon]

Started playing inn ME2

Wrex auto dies

💀

[plush mason]

ah yeah

[dusk patrol]

But yeah there’s a reason if Wrex and Eve are dead Mordin is ok with letting it not be cured

[plush mason]

i still dont get that choice

[arctic talon]

its bad

tbh

but I guess its in line with what wrex says

about going off to die

still lame

[dusk patrol]

I bought the one dlc so I could save him back in the day

[plush mason]

dlc?

[arctic talon]

Morinth honestly is also a ???? character

like

why would you ever side with her

lmao

and nothing happens in ME3 either

if you do it

she just fucking dies

well I guess she gets turned into a banshee which is honestly even worse

[dusk patrol]

They had a dlc which let you do all the major mass effect 1 choices

So you didn’t have to play it

[plush mason]

ah

[dusk patrol]

Without it wrex auto dies

[languid meadow]

speaking of choices and bioware, THANK GOD they're getting rid of the keep

shit was ass to use

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s goofy

[arctic talon]

the new dragon age looks cool

[plush mason]

so long as whatever world slate they set up isnt dogwater i will be happy

[dusk patrol]

Also turning in legion

[arctic talon]

Hopefully Bioware does not get taken out back

and executed

[dusk patrol]

I fucking love how Jacob literally never has a good idea

[languid meadow]

you can pick all the major choices that matter in DA4 before you start

[arctic talon]

Jacob is so badly written I genuinely wonder if the Writers wanted us to hate him

like

[dusk patrol]

If you even listen to him it’s always the worst choice basically

[arctic talon]

?????

its so fucking bad

I hate it

[plush mason]

perfect

[languid meadow]

so like alistar being king

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he’s just

Awesome

[languid meadow]

stuff that matters

[arctic talon]

I wish jacob wasn't written like shit

because there's some stuff thats like

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jacob-taylor-mass-effect-but-the-prize-gif-14091162

[arctic talon]

vaguely interesting about him?

[languid meadow]

Ashely being a racist ass when im trying to be friends with garrus

[dusk patrol]

He had potential as like the straight man of the crew

[arctic talon]

Vega is infinitely more interesting and likable as generic soldier dude

[plush mason]

Jacob could have been so much better, 3 actually improved him somewhat

[arctic talon]

he literally cheats on you if you romanced him

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but Ashley had two big reasons for me to ignore that

[languid meadow]

yeah I get that but man

[arctic talon]

I don't like Ashley's redesign in 3 ngl

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Ashley at least has an ok arc though

[arctic talon]

rip short hair

[plush mason]

3 had a lot of design choices that made little to no sense

[dusk patrol]

And her racism is sorta understandable with how she grew up

[arctic talon]

Ashley has a great arc

[dusk patrol]

And she gets over it largely

[languid meadow]

I have heard of people getting jacob killed in the collectors ship

[arctic talon]

even if she blows up and dies

[dusk patrol]

Her having pink armor was so dorky though

[arctic talon]

sending jacob into the Vents moment

[dusk patrol]

Like, what?

[dusk patrol]

He’s the best man for the job

[plush mason]

its honestly easy to do if you dont know who to pick for what

[dusk patrol]

He volunteered

[arctic talon]

he literally volunteers himself

[languid meadow]

you can have him die there or have him hold off the collectors while people get on the ship iirc

[arctic talon]

its so fucking bad

[dusk patrol]

Why wouldn’t he do that if he wasn’t the best idea?

[arctic talon]

💀

Like he's not even

a nerd

like why the fuck are we having him do it

[dusk patrol]

Jacob is a dude

[arctic talon]

I always sent Legion in because Legion is a Geth

[languid meadow]

I think having jacob die while holding them off is a better way for him to die than the vents

[arctic talon]

also I sort of wish we got the original draft of ME2

where like

the geth revived Shepard lol

and Legion is the first goddamn companion you get

because #1 the dialogue is really really funny

[dusk patrol]

Bringing Legion on Talia’s mission kinda unhinged play through

[arctic talon]

Like Legion has so much funny fucking dialogue

you never get to hear

because of how late you get them

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it sucks he’s so late in the game

[plush mason]

i am glad 3 gave us the option to let the geth and quarians co-exist

[arctic talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YhqIM4nWso

[plush mason]

even if it cost us legion

[arctic talon]

I think ME2 would be infinitely better

if it didn't have to be split across 2 disks

there were like major rewrites because of that 💀

also Cerberus in 3 all of a sudden becoming a massive fucking organization is ????

like how the fuck

[languid meadow]

I love how the turian pulls the racist card

[plush mason]

it was always a massive organization though?

like

[arctic talon]

No like

[plush mason]

insanely so

[dusk patrol]

Nano machines, so- I mean, indoctrination and reaper tech

[arctic talon]

so massively militarized

is more so my point

[plush mason]

ah

[arctic talon]

Cerberus was always big but like

[plush mason]

well it makes sense as that was their end goal

[arctic talon]

how the fuck do they have an army that big

out of nowhere

[dusk patrol]

Oh my God, the stupid fucking ninja dude

[arctic talon]

I guess

Kai Leng

or whatever?

[languid meadow]

yea

[arctic talon]

Coldsteel the Edgehog

[dusk patrol]

Yeah, there suddenly a Galactic superpower out of absolutely nowhere

[arctic talon]

I think if ME2 had shown them

slowly building up military forces

idk

ME2 kind of feels the weakest of the three

at times

[plush mason]

they where making it in secret and then they go some reaper tech to super charge the process

[dusk patrol]

It’s got some very strong dialogue and characters, but the actual plot is really stupid yeah

Also, they kind of just hand wave away the whole giant reaper made out of humans thing for the other races

[plush mason]

part of me regrets blowing up the collector base

just because i want to see how crazy it buffs Cerberus

[dusk patrol]

It changes basically nothing

I think it’s mostly bad but it changes war assists slightly

[plush mason]

ofc

fucking Bioware

[dusk patrol]

I think they mostly did a good job. It’s not perfect but

It was extremely ambitious and overall I enjoyed it

[arctic talon]

ME3 multiplayer is so much fun

also

you get to play as a Geth Prime

[plush mason]

yeah its just, they always manage to drop the ball when it comes to transferring the consequences of your choices to the next title

[dusk patrol]

I mean the same as any game that does that

[plush mason]

true

[dusk patrol]

It turns out writing for that is really fucking hard

[plush mason]

yeah

[arctic talon]

or I guess geth Juggernaut

lol

geth juggernaut being able to face tank the instant kill attacks

is so funny

[plush mason]

i guess its just because Bioware is really good with impactful consequences in their writing that makes it stand out more

[arctic talon]

funniest class in multiplayer

tbh

the next mass effect game seems like it has to be the destroy ending

which I guess

[plush mason]

nah it has the AI shep

it still has relays

[arctic talon]

Does it?

oh huh

I thought one of the first teasers was a human made relay

[plush mason]

there is no way in hell they rebuilt the relays in that short amount of time

[arctic talon]

yeah this was one of the first fucking teasers

looks like a humanish relay to me

or at least one under construction

[plush mason]

huh i guess i missed that

[rose thorn]

This isn’t 40k is it?

[arctic talon]

no

its mass effect

[rose thorn]

Oh okay

[arctic talon]

mass effect 5? idfk what they're gona call the next game

lol

[rose thorn]

I was gonna say that looked way too competent and doesn’t look smooth enough for tau

[arctic talon]

It seems like its in development hell to me

[plush mason]

its 4

Andromida was a spin off

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t be shocked if they retconned the endings a bit

[arctic talon]

I think its most likely

tbh

also the weird geth teaser

with like the geth head and dead geth

[plush mason]

how can the geth still be around if they used the destory ending?

[arctic talon]

I think its going to mash the endings together

lol

in some form

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Or maybe destroy didn’t work

Or didn’t fully

Who knows though

[plush mason]

also, give us playable geth

[arctic talon]

Mass effect 3 multiplayer

my beloved

Playing as geth was a dream come true for like

[plush mason]

yeah but i want a geth character for the campaign

[arctic talon]

middle school me

[plush mason]

geth or krogan

if the MC is a human again im not gona get 4

[arctic talon]

ME3 didn't have a Krogan or Geth companion

huh

well I guess you have Legion temporarily

[arctic talon]

somehow, shepard has returned

[crisp heath]

Another funny new video game thing. New dragon age compared to old age dragon age

[plush mason]

the out of context VG qunari face is really funny

[arctic talon]

lol

[crisp heath]

Big ass head

[plush mason]

"lets take an example of all the face sliders to max and use it as a base for the whole game"

its like saying the same about a fucking darksouls characters

[crisp heath]

I’m not playing it anyway it’s just really funny looking

[plush mason]

yeah its made to be

VG will also be the first bioware game with actual body alteration

[arctic talon]

please don't be open world

[plush mason]

its not

[arctic talon]

[plush mason]

much closer to 2

highly liniar with some exploration

[plush mason]

this fact only really dawned on me this morning btw

its taken them how many years for this to happen?

not counting SWTOR ofc because they wherent doing all the coding for that afaik

and even then thats just 4 preset body shapes and heights

[rocky gale]

But Open World