#40k-lore-chat

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plush mason
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thats what was said when the story first broke

small grail
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why take the piss tho

green loom
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Negotiations deadline is December for the show

queen laurel
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Whatever you say isekai swordsman magical guy 105

spring cairn
green loom
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Considering they negotiated a spot for Secret Level

storm jungle
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Yeah this too

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theres a lot going behind the scenes

green loom
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And considering how well sm2 and 40k in general has been doing

small grail
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feel like tythes has done the needful for warhammer

green loom
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Safe bet they'll buy into it

storm jungle
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the problem is WH+ isnt public, so the show gets no proper coverage and spread

small grail
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ye

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wish it was free to watch

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cuz i really dont wanna pay

spring cairn
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you can watch the cool bits for free on youtube

storm jungle
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yeah that

spring cairn
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that's all there is to

storm jungle
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or just find torrents

small grail
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but i mean like the whole thing

spring cairn
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it's p much close to the whole thing idk how long they go for

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but they're short

small grail
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not the hyper sigma edits or some shit

queen laurel
plush mason
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btw, i heard that some people tried to claim the SoS in tithes was GW being woke and forcing DEI by including a deaf person

queen laurel
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my god they got Hoed

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and people will still defend the imperium

storm jungle
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so people got upset lol

plush mason
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ofc they did

storm jungle
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well "people"

queen laurel
small grail
spring cairn
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there's a guy who uploaded unedited scenes from the tithes but i think they got him banned

queen laurel
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you know the thing that is written for their Lore and that people apparently so-called

spring cairn
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can't find him anymore

plush mason
small grail
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lost a good man that day

green loom
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They used modified British Sign Language, pretty interesting

plush mason
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like come on

sour hornet
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Same reason they use modified British English.

small grail
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im gonna kill myself if the LGBT community asks for a trans character or some shit

sour hornet
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It's a real language

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allegedly

small grail
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whats the difference between sister of silence and battle

plush mason
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just about everything

small grail
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are they just l;ike the custodes to the space marines

sour hornet
sour hornet
small grail
# green loom Huh?

saw one scene from a transformers c=new cartoon show where they made the bot get fuckin pronouns of they them

green loom
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Huh?

small grail
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search it up

green loom
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I don't see the problem

outer wave
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OOooOOOOoooo they/them!!!

queen laurel
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yeah

small grail
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but like why is all

queen laurel
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it's a robot

queen laurel
small grail
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aint no one care about pronouns in a kids show

queen laurel
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it's literally just a robot

green loom
small grail
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not upset just confused

queen laurel
misty vector
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You do

small grail
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confused is all

green loom
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Tbh they should make more of them use neutrals

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Since they're robutts

plush mason
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Robutt Girlyman

sour hornet
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Rowbooty Gorillaman

small grail
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that is...unforseen

green loom
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The Enbybots

small grail
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Rogala Dorny

misty vector
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Theyre robots they dont have to conform to our sense of gender and sex

small grail
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true

misty vector
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We stan a non-binary sovereign

storm jungle
green loom
small grail
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sorry what?

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havent heard that before

storm jungle
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It was a pretty big talking point when the book came out lol

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lemme get it

queen laurel
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i mean it's in the name come on guys

Trans

Transformers

storm jungle
misty vector
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Although yeah like computers and non- ‘binary’ is ironic lol

outer wave
storm jungle
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I love how the reaction is just

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"I see. Anyway-"

small grail
small grail
storm jungle
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Yeah its just shown and moved on from because to necrons it doesnt matter.

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Its the same with non-binary techpriests, they dont care KEKW_ogryn

small grail
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guess so

queen laurel
green loom
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Dilara look out, it's ReichMaster1488, he's about to tell you about how woke the necron is!

crisp heath
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Gotta do something to stay sane after 40 millions years

storm jungle
queen laurel
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yeah

storm jungle
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though that is a literaly bodily transition

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so its more fitting

small grail
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like who made it

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i dont get it

queen laurel
green loom
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If the internet is to be believed it's having basic empathy

queen laurel
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yep

small grail
plush mason
small grail
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anyway iill figure it out later

storm jungle
# small grail what is woke?

"Woke" was essentially originally a positive term like "waking up" to actual reality/facts.

Now its more or less being turned into a buzzword by bigots, homophobes, sexists, etc for anything they dont like. Like lets say you watched a movie with a big female cast and just hated it because the movie itself sucked, meanwhile your friend is raging about how "its woke" because it had women in it lol

outer wave
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Yuh

small grail
storm jungle
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Yeah basically just dont use it and use your brain.

small grail
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cant even think i woke up without losing my shit

storm jungle
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products and media can be bad for any reason, it has nothing to do with gender or identity politics

plush mason
outer wave
small grail
green loom
small grail
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took a punch like a beast from an ork as well

queen laurel
plush mason
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a blow like that would case a lot of internal trama

small grail
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sitll

outer wave
green loom
queen laurel
plush mason
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yeah

green loom
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I curse you with possessed captain from Ultramarines movie

small grail
green loom
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His legs are so short

outer wave
small grail
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was the spacemarine movie good tho?

green loom
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It is a movie of all time

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It's definitely funny-bad

small grail
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sooo

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bad

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?

green loom
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"Brother Proteus, you must take the Warhammer 40000 and excise this demon!"

outer wave
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Please tell me that's in the movie

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Please

green loom
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It's not said

small grail
green loom
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But the main saviour macguffin is a warhammer

outer wave
green loom
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THE Warhammer

small grail
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whoaaaaaaaaaaa

green loom
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So fuckikg funny

small grail
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even albert einstein wudnt prove that shit

green loom
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The protag is voiced by Gotham Alfred

small grail
small grail
rocky gale
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and there's been trans transformers since like the 90s

green loom
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My favourite character in the movie is Captain Obvious, aka Apothecary Pythol

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Looks at dead corpse

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"He's dead"

small grail
green loom
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Looks at guy missing half his head
"Dead, head wound, fatal"

rocky gale
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I'll resolve you

small grail
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i dont know what to say

small grail
small grail
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a cute killer

small grail
shell barn
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If I had a nickel for everything Fulgrim asked someone to give a speech and they told him to go fuck himself I’d have two nickels which is hilarious it happened twice (Rylanor and Dorn)

small grail
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he did technically fuck himself

shell barn
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Also I’m in love with the Dreadnought in SM2 are they always this ready to fight everything

sour hornet
shell barn
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Breaks wall

Rips Helbrute apart

“Where’s Magnus?”

misty vector
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Kinda sad to see the cool tzeentch dreadnought get destroyed though lol

storm jungle
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its a generic chaos dreadnaught

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its fine

crisp heath
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The character talking about her here is also trans which no one talks about

storm jungle
misty vector
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so is space marines 2 fighting against tyranids and thousand sons?

storm jungle
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Yeah.

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like a few sparse units from tabletop and thats kind of it

misty vector
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ah cool

rocky gale
small grail
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no

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generic chaos dreadnought

small grail
storm jungle
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fucked up.........

crisp heath
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Generic Chaos Dreadnought is very Ghaz coded

rocky gale
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Hmm

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Anyway this seems like not a great idea tbh

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I feel like this is going to get so easily clogged during spraying and then basing

small grail
small grail
rocky gale
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It's showing how it would look with a model on it

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It's a base, so the idea is you assemble your model on it and it then has an inbuilt wound counter

small grail
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cool yet ive got a feeling it aint smart

storm jungle
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this applies to like

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almost every product like this GW makes

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lmao

small grail
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well damn

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i genuinely wanna get a titan

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like a heroic class one

crisp heath
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I mean a base is small enough that I don't see a big problem with putting primer on by hand, make the rim colorful, and then slam whatever you want on the top away from the gears

small grail
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so cool

crisp heath
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It's a tiny flat surface

small grail
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cud be so much more

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yet it aint

crisp heath
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Really the only thing that using a brush to prime is actually good for

small grail
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mhm

plush mason
crisp heath
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Nevermind I just noticed the numbers on the wheel need to also be painted

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This is the dumbest product ever

storm jungle
rocky gale
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Standard GW product

hallow saddle
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id deffo mask off that little gap in the base with a small piece of tape if i was painting it etc

shadow plover
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If I were more into KT I'd definitely get those

hallow saddle
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and probably mask off the wheel as well

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deffo asking for trouble tho

shadow plover
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you'd need to get that primer on THICK if it were to jam that gear

hallow saddle
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id be more concerned with priming the numbers and then having to paint them on again

shadow plover
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also the look like they'd come in separate pieces so you can just paint them before assembly

dusk patrol
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Or buy some painted from people

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I’m trying to think I feel like I’ve seen stuff in easy ways to work with that

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I remember there was a guy who had some in another discord but I can’t recall what he said he did

crisp heath
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Man I’m bad at space marine, boltgun and I’m getting murdered in rogue trader

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Brothers, I think I’m just bad at games

storm jungle
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worst case just play on low diff

green loom
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storm jungle
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fucking obsessed with the track near the ending holy shit

green loom
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21:09

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That's Mandalore lol

storm jungle
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Cannot even tell its him lol

green loom
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I can

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Mostly from the poor guy trying the accent lol

surreal nest
storm jungle
shadow plover
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I did the soy pog face when I heard him the first time

surreal nest
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They definitely have jesper kyd in a basement right

storm jungle
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Also no hotfixes prior so no soundtrack file leaks

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that means we are FUCKED

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not sure if i can wait until actual release

languid meadow
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Fatshark is hiding the proper commissar chest piece on an NPC, is this how revolver users feel when looking at rannick

storm jungle
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I do like how they basically modelled her off Severina Raine too

surreal nest
storm jungle
green loom
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I wonder if SM2 will get a Necron expansion

queen laurel
green loom
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You balance them

queen laurel
green loom
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Lore is malleable

storm jungle
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dont expect much lol

queen laurel
green loom
shadow plover
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just have them suffer the flayer virus and they'd be swarming in as melee chaff yesgryn

green loom
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I meant farther along

storm jungle
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Uhh on that i also kinda doubt it

green loom
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Maybe sequel bait

storm jungle
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theres a reason half this game's "content" for the future is DLC

queen laurel
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God i am itchy i want the locks removed

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I want my perfect weapon damn it

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Just a few more days

queen laurel
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By manipulating the fans into buying the cool stuff

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Hey i like Grom the paunch but having to buy him to get better orc units isn't really a fun idea

languid meadow
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Yeah there are downsides but like I think total war dlc isn't all that bad (it's not paradox at least)

storm jungle
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what even was the DLC drama with total war again

languid meadow
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Ok so

queen laurel
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Basically it felt like people where being ripped off with it

languid meadow
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SoC had less content and more expensive

queen laurel
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Yeah that basically

languid meadow
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The community boycotted and they completely changed how their doing DLCs now

queen laurel
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But there was also the fact that the way ca handled it was absolutely f******

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Not good

languid meadow
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Which led to Thrones of decay which was pretty good

queen laurel
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I don't remember the specifics but i'm

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Pretty sure they said something very bad and the community absolutely went wild

languid meadow
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Less units, no generic lords and no Kislev rework

queen laurel
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And if they feel like it adding a legendary hero which seems to also have been become a common practice

languid meadow
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SoC also had an extreme amount of single unit monsters

queen laurel
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I mean for fucks sake

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Khorne has fucking three legendary heroes

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When the next dlc will come out

languid meadow
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I don't think khorne is getting another hero

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They're making it so all mono god factions are getting a greater daemon, lesser daemon, and mortal

queen laurel
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As legendary heroes

languid meadow
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Khorne is getting their minor daemon, tzeentch still needs a mortal, slaanesh needs a mortal and MD, and nurg is complete

queen laurel
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Plus Karanak that is three

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A legendary hero is one thing but three?

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I can't help but think he's getting the best deal in this dlc

rose thorn
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criying THEY ARE SPLITTING UP THE KILLTEAM RELEASE, NEXT WEEK PROBABLY IS NO STORMCAST AAAAAA

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ITS PROBABLY MORE FUCKINH KILLTEAMS THAT ALREADY ARE RELEASED

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AAAAAA

languid meadow
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I wonder who is getting the flc

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Prob ogres or khorne since orks have a billion lords right now

queen laurel
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They are getting a savage orc shaman lord

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So finally we have a generic version of wurrzag

tough haven
thorn zenith
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man i gotta say they nailed the personality of SM2's vanguard

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he thirsts for blood, and so do you when you play him

storm jungle
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hes like one of the few VAs that actually cares

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lol

bold rampart
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first person ive see thats praising sm2 characters

storm jungle
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LMAO

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damn

bold rampart
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besides dilara pointing out handsome marines

arctic talon
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The heavy and the vanguard

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Are the stand out tbh

thorn zenith
arctic talon
thorn zenith
storm jungle
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if you asked me whos who

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with a gun to my head

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id prob get my brains blown out lol

rose thorn
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Do you think this will be the first edition that stormcasts are actually good?

arctic talon
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That’s a good joke

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Stormcast suffer from marine syndrome imo

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Where GW is afraid to make them too good

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And then potentially accidentally make something an absolute abomination

thorn zenith
rose thorn
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I don’t want them to be strong I just don’t want them to be bad criying

arctic talon
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I also hope so

rose thorn
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Pls people won’t buy them because they are strong

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Only like 12% of people have a stormcast army

arctic talon
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My point still stands on marine syndrome balance wise

tough haven
arctic talon
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They sell well

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It’s not weird

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At all

leaden pilot
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I can differantiate tactical, and vanguard by voice in the game
But heavy's dialagoue with I think Bulwark (?) is the best

languid meadow
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Assault has some good voicelines

torpid narwhal
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how many nightlords are alive at the start of the nightlord books

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never read hte horris heresy so i only know the surface level lore.

storm jungle
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Alive as in the entire legion or do you mean the cast

green loom
torpid narwhal
storm jungle
green loom
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Male savant I think

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Or whichever the enforcer one is

storm jungle
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lemme check imbd

torpid narwhal
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its not really clear

arctic talon
green loom
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There's enough to be counted as a legion

storm jungle
green loom
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So probably a few thousand scattered around

arctic talon
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The nightlords are like

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One of the most broken up legions

torpid narwhal
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they sound like a bunch of hobos

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on a train

spring cairn
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there's more than 10

green loom
torpid narwhal
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its what they get for not pledging themselves to mommy slaanesh

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i didnt know until now that the legions know how to make more space marines

storm jungle
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if i was a VA id want this guy's job lol

green loom
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Think about it though

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Less pressure, varied lines

storm jungle
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Ikr

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and money is money

green loom
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You're looking for Decimus

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I think

torpid narwhal
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by VA for 40k is john banks

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imo

tough haven
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In necromunda, in house Escher all the males are like functionally disabled/non viable right?

storm jungle
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Decimus - Alessandro Babalola
Savant - Tashinga Bepete

green loom
storm jungle
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they are born as genetic freaks mostly

green loom
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Savant is the enforcer yeah?

storm jungle
tough haven
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What about below?

storm jungle
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they both seem to have african-esque accents

storm jungle
tough haven
torpid narwhal
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night lords sound russian

storm jungle
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its a literal blight

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their men-folk is infected by it

green loom
arctic talon
storm jungle
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Uhhh

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you do know

arctic talon
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It just doesn’t like

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Show

storm jungle
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that evil tiefling VA

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voices the night lords book right

arctic talon
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It only effects the men

green loom
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Narrates their books yeah

storm jungle
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also voices the plague ogryn

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chad

arctic talon
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There’s like

green loom
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Very chad

storm jungle
arctic talon
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3

storm jungle
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or w/e the fuck his name is

arctic talon
storm jungle
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the hot one

torpid narwhal
storm jungle
green loom
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Yes

arctic talon
torpid narwhal
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i hate him

arctic talon
torpid narwhal
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stabbed him

storm jungle
storm jungle
languid meadow
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His music is peak

storm jungle
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he has a literal

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disney villain song

torpid narwhal
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amazing VA

green loom
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Minthara's VA does 40k stuff too

arctic talon
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You can ask Raphael’s incubus if he’s any good in bed

storm jungle
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Anna Gregory yep

arctic talon
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Funniest shit ever

green loom
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I'm pretty sure i've been hearing Shadowheart's VA in 40k stuff recently too

storm jungle
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she voices every Sororitas under the sun lol

torpid narwhal
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i have almost 700 hours in bg3

arctic talon
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Lae’zel voices a guardsmen

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In SM2

torpid narwhal
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i heard that

arctic talon
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It’s the one

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In the uh

torpid narwhal
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first level

green loom
# torpid narwhal i have almost 700 hours in bg3

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torpid narwhal
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audio log

arctic talon
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Yeah

green loom
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Minthara does the voiceover here

storm jungle
# tough haven What about below?

Basically ganger escher who arent even of noble blood like the spire-escher just act in all-female gangs. The up-spire noble escher who actually got males in their families live until like teenagehood and just get their genetic material harvested near death.

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and on the cycle goes

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theres prob some artificial pregnancy involved using their seed to keep the bloodline pure but thats kind of it, they still get female nobles out of it regardless

celest dome
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Iirc there are some Amazonian stories of Esher kidnapping worthy mates. Though I think it's quite old lore

storm jungle
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Yeah that is very false lmao

dense dawn
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Are grey knights just overall better space marines

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Since they're space marines AND very powerful psykers

shell mason
arctic talon
shell mason
storm jungle
storm jungle
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They are good-good but like their main job is to fight daemons, they can still get bodied by skilled opponents.

shell mason
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thats hard

storm jungle
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as we see in Months of Shame

dense dawn
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So they don't really specialise in any specific combat other than daemons

storm jungle
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Well they are still space marines so they are dangerous as is, but yeah their main job is killing daemons.

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People like custodes are more high-tier and multi-killing purpose so lol

languid meadow
crystal forum
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demons are some of the most powerful creatures in the setting so by definition the grey knights are pretty high up there

storm jungle
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Lmao nah

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Daemons are inconsistent as shit

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unless its like some massive named greater daemon

crystal forum
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wouldn't a grey knight still obliterate a tau force

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or most other xenos

languid meadow
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Depends on the daemon, non mono god daemons seem to be way more powerful than mono god ones more often than not

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Well yeah they're psychic space marines

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I don't think tau have anti psychic stuff (I could be wrong)

storm jungle
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This is 40k.

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they arent invincible

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a railgun shot to the face would still melt their head off

languid meadow
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God bless guns

storm jungle
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They are hyper-specialized to fight daemons, to the point of not participating in most other battlezones unless forced to.

crystal forum
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kaldor draigo proving the setting can be whatever the writer wants it to be

languid meadow
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Tangerine

storm jungle
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Castellan Crowe gang rise up

languid meadow
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Despite all my rage we lost anval thawn

dusk patrol
# dense dawn Since they're space marines AND very powerful psykers

There’s a bit in one of the Ventris books where they test Ventris and his friend Pasanius for corruption by having them both duel a standard Grey Knight brother each. They both get bodied hard.

Ventris being an accomplished captain and Pasanius being a massive veteran Sgt whose no slouch either.

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So generally speaking, they’re gonna be better than most marines yes

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There’s always exceptions but stuff like Logan Grimnar, whose not only one of the oldest and longest serving chapter masters but also can do wild shit like sprint and leap in terminator armor, beating one by surprise isn’t exactly a mark against them.

languid meadow
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Grimnar is such a goof

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I love him

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Also sometimes the HH sounds like two powergamers adding more and more op things

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What the fuck is the Martian civil war

dusk patrol
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It’s exactly what it sounds like

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Mars had a civil war, the traitors won

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Very early on in the heresy

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So Mars was basically blockaded for most of the heresy

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Until the siege when they couldn’t

arctic talon
languid meadow
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when you say "what the fuck is this ' it's used as way to express disbelief

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I know what it was

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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And after the siege it was retaken

arctic talon
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Tbh

languid meadow
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It's just ridiculous

arctic talon
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Literally the worst like

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War

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In the heresy

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Mars still has not recovered from it lol

languid meadow
dusk patrol
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Oh yeah that

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Yeah it got wild

languid meadow
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Like massive god machines that can do anything

arctic talon
languid meadow
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The writers were like " hmm what op things can we cook up and never mention again "

dusk patrol
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You’ll have to forgive me we do actually get people that ask questions like “what was the Martian Civil War”

languid meadow
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It ok

dusk patrol
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As if its name shouldn’t basically explain it

languid meadow
arctic talon
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Idk the war for mars

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Is so fucking funny

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A city gets taken, literally gets doused in phosphex

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By the defenders out of spite

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Killing literally everyone

leaden pilot
dusk patrol
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They also flooded the Magma city in

spare osprey
arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Magma

arctic talon
#

The Martian civil war was the loyalist mechanicum being a bunch of spiteful assholes

#

As they died lol

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

What we do need more lore for is the Moirae Schism

leaden pilot
dusk patrol
#

But yeah the loyalist Mechanicum elements literally just did the “if I can’t have it nobody can” thing and blew their forges up in various means

#

Or nuked themselves or whatever

#

Wasted everything they could before they died

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

The Ordo reductor not being mostly turned was a huge mistake by Kelbor Hal tbh

#

Considering

#

You know

dusk patrol
#

All the super weapons

arctic talon
#

it’s the fucking Ordo reductor

#

Like yeah a lot of good the Legio Cybernetica is gona do

dusk patrol
#

Also the multiple Titan Legios on world

#

And knight houses

#

He could have perhaps been a bit more prepared

#

He was kinda insane by this point though so it’s hard to blame him

near wasp
#

You think the imperium has ocean worlds that solely exist to produce ink for the scribes

storm jungle
#

They got entire worlds dedicated to tallow so yes

near wasp
#

I mean have you seen how many candles they use

rocky gale
#

So an entire world where they just milk squids?

near wasp
#

Milk? Nah they probably just cut the ink sacs out and use the squid as rations or feed for the others

arctic talon
#

Fathom is an ocean world who's resource output is Water, algae, seafood and ink lol

crystal forum
#

fathom

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i can't even fathom that they're an ocean world

shell mason
#

Nice

gray umbra
#

An imperial world that primarily exports calamari

shell mason
#

@brazen idol

crystal forum
#

bog standard rhino finished

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assembled at least

#

time to paint it as a storm walker vehicle

#

again i'm thinking leadbelcher with black parts

#

@dusk patrol would that look like shit you think?

#

fuuuuck

#

god i need more pre primarch legion lore so badly

#

why am i so fascinated by this

#

im ashamed to admit i like 30k more than 40k

dry epoch
storm jungle
#

"hope and optimism" 😭

languid meadow
#

In 40k, galaxy conquering and xenocide is hopeful and optimistic

storm jungle
#

Its also like, half the opening of 30k books is "the dream of humanity is shattered" or something, i forgot lol

hallow plover
#

|| Astartes fighting astartes? Such notion was unthinkable! ||

storm jungle
#

GOD I hate that line so much

#

you can tell Dan was patting himself in the back

hallow plover
#

I was reading Flight of the Eisenstein last night and Typhon was thinking about how he was gonna be the herald of the new ways

#

because he's the HERALD of nurgle you see 🤡

storm jungle
#

END ME BRO

#

FUCKING MAKE IT STOP

hallow plover
#

It's not just Dan

languid meadow
#

Ahriman should've gotten his vineyard

hallow plover
#

THEY'RE ALL GUILTY

storm jungle
#

do not ever forget

#
All because of Horus, because of the brightest bastard son, the bringer of new strife.

Dorn heard stone splinter. He looked down, he had punched his fist, *his Imperial fist*, through a block of stone in the parapet. He had barely registered the impact. The block was pulverised.

"My lord, is everything all right?“
#

HIS. IMPERIAL. FIST.

hallow plover
#

god damn it

#

It choked on my Totitos

#

because of that

#

This is peek cheesyness

#

I love it

#

You gotta read the HH ironically

#

tfw my introduction to the warhammer universe was the Space Marine movie ||it was alright||

storm jungle
#

Lmao mine was this one video

hallow plover
#

I watched it on youtube in 720p

storm jungle
#

almost 15 years ago

#

i watched it like a few months after it was first uploaded on 2009

hallow plover
#

oh god the memories

#

these sounds

storm jungle
#

ikr, holy fuck

#

trip down memory lane

hallow plover
#

The first years of TF2 were peak

#

then the community updates happened

storm jungle
#

the dark ages

#

our Age of Strife

hallow plover
#

I miss the 00's-10's

storm jungle
#

same

hallow plover
#

Best year was '98 tho

#

98-99 was great ok

#

we had THE MATRIX and Brood War

#

That's all I remember 👀

storm jungle
#

a generation so great people WONT STOP MEATRIDING IT

hallow plover
#

Stranger Things

#

I forgot I watched that

#

I keep calling the villain in the last season the Steak Man

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

damn i want steak now, thanks

hallow plover
#

i know right

paper haven
#

His IMPERIAL FIST

torpid narwhal
#

whats the difference between iconoclast and dogmatic in the context of the Warhammer universe?

storm jungle
#

Iconoclast is the "Semi-Good Guy" option

#

Dogmatic is "Generic Zealot Imperial" option

torpid narwhal
arctic talon
#

No

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Iconoclast just means you’re not a dick

#

Lol

storm jungle
#

^

#

Basically a sensible person lol

arctic talon
#

It was called benevolentia

#

Originally

storm jungle
#

yeah that

storm jungle
#

Literally ^

arctic talon
#

They changed it to iconoclast because A. It’s cooler

#

And B. You’re also a literal iconoclast to traditonal imperial like

#

Traditions

storm jungle
#

Basically Iconoclast is the gigachad "I got no enemies" option

#

its not ALWAYS the correct decision keep that in mind

#

but most of the time theres nothing wrong with it

arctic talon
#

Iconoclast dogmatic mix my beloved

#

Lol

crisp heath
#

Sometimes you really do need to shoot someone

storm jungle
#

^

torpid narwhal
#

dogmatic is like sisters of battle?

storm jungle
#

Yeah

#

again

arctic talon
#

Dogmatic is just

#

Traditonal imperium stuff

#

Fire and brimstone

storm jungle
#

^

arctic talon
#

I hate poor people

storm jungle
#

Like i said above

#

Generic Zealot

#

its very boring

arctic talon
#

Grind them up and feed them to their kids

storm jungle
#

LOL

torpid narwhal
crisp heath
#

You don’t hate poor people, you just hate when they aren’t working

#

So they get put into the orphan grinder

torpid narwhal
#

best way to fix the homless problem in cali

#

feed them to children

#

fbi cant track me i have a vpn

storm jungle
#

Mmm Frostpunk

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

shit I forgot about frostpunk

languid meadow
#

Is the 2nd one good?

storm jungle
#

THE GIRL'S A MINER

arctic talon
#

Frostpunk 2 is good apparently

torpid narwhal
#

they gave their life for the god emperor

arctic talon
#

I had child laborers

#

And barely any died

#

Weak tbh

torpid narwhal
#

i liked the first one more

#

this one is more like civ

languid meadow
#

just get better kids tbh

torpid narwhal
#

my kid is a dog

languid meadow
#

one day the population will be resistant to coal fumes

storm jungle
#

LITERALLY got that dog in em

languid meadow
#

we just have to keep sending kids into the mines

arctic talon
#

Scouts

#

Gigachads tbh

crisp heath
#

You can get more kids before you can get more adults

#

Spend the resources wisely

arctic talon
#

Tbh

crisp heath
#

This post is fact checked by evil gang

arctic talon
#

Full child labor isn’t that strong

#

Tbh

#

Partial child labor is very good

crisp heath
#

Min maxing child labor

arctic talon
#

Mhm

#

They’re better at like

#

Soup kitchens and stuff

#

No need for coal generally

crisp heath
#

Reminds of the stupid Stellaris videos

arctic talon
#

Or other harsher jobs

#

As long as you aren’t incompetent

#

But child labor is really strong

#

On safe jobs lol

crisp heath
#

Most morally normal Stellaris player

arctic talon
#

Though it is hilarious to shove them into the coal mines

arctic talon
#

Is this the Gaia world strat

#

With barbaric despoilers

crisp heath
#

Luv me barbaric despoilers

#

Wish stealing pops didn’t cause -250 relationship now though

arctic talon
#

Normal slavery is weak tbh

#

Now indentured servitude

#

That’s the good shit

crisp heath
#

Void dweller gang

#

Like to rp as the maruder empires

arctic talon
#

Idk

#

They should prolly buff normal slavery lol

#

It’s always been very weak

#

This sounds so bad out of context

languid meadow
#

since they added it to CK3 I hope we get roaming empires in stellaris one day

tough haven
#

What sm chapters follow the OG imperial truth?

arctic talon
#

None

#

The imperial truth is dead

#

It was dead by the time of the heresy

languid meadow
#

not entirely true

arctic talon
#

Well

#

Practically speaking it’s dead in its original form

languid meadow
#

I guess the part of no gods is gone but like the founding legions don't really few the emperor as a god ( or at least most of the members of said chapters )

arctic talon
#

That isn’t following the imperial truth

#

The first founding Marines have their own weird beliefs

crisp heath
#

Is sanginus written well or was he a Mary sue? Like what were people thinking of him back when the books were coming out

#

I haven’t read much into him besides all the primarchs liked him, the emperor loved him, the chaos gods WANTED him

#

And about how perfect he was

hallow plover
#

His hair is of inconsistent color

#

But yea, he's the best ||mutant|| boy

plush mason
#

ofc the game is often a galactic genocide simulator so thats to be expected

arctic talon
#

Ignore the entire planets worth of people im feeding to it

plush mason
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

Their brains are being used as processing power for a better future

#

Smh

#

Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs

crisp heath
#

Man Tau really don't leave much room for homebrew huh

#

Probably the strictest branch of lore I've seen from 40k

viral halo
#

@storm jungle is this true

arctic talon
#

Really fucking tight lol

queen laurel
plush mason
#

oh, i saw a YT short that pointed out that in sm2 the cadians that kept fighting when the ksons opened the warp rift all had purple eyes and the dude said the purple eyes gave them a higher level of resistance to the warp

#

any lore to collaborate that?

#

also, how long was it between the fall of cadia and the defense of vigalis?

arctic talon
#

lol

#

except for the chaos cultists playing among us

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

there's no real lore on the purple eyes

#

as far as I know

#

but all the cadian models in game have them

#

lol

queen laurel
#

yeah it's just mutation

plush mason
queen laurel
#

through exposure

arctic talon
#

the ones in the campaign do as far as I can tell

plush mason
#

the ones that go crazy have grey eyes

arctic talon
#

well

#

them excluded

#

but all the cadian NPCs

#

that are "active"

#

have purple eyes

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Yes

#

its a mutation

plush mason
arctic talon
#

No but like

#

I'm including

#

all the campaign missions

#

everytime cadians show up as allied NPCs

#

they have purple eyes

#

lol

plush mason
#

yeah

queen laurel
# arctic talon its a mutation

Mean in that like has an inquisitor member of the ecclesiarchy or someone addressed their eyes as a bad omen or that they should not serve the imperium or shit like that

arctic talon
#

purple eyes don't corrolate to anything in lore

#

other then Cadians

arctic talon
#

maybe we should "breed it out" of the population

#

the Imperium never got around to it

plush mason
queen laurel
plush mason
#

some see the cadians as failures that came apart at the last moment

arctic talon
#

non standard skin colors and eye colors are considerd fine

#

stuff like blue skin and shit

#

is fine

plush mason
#

there is a whole world where everything and one is monochrome colored lol

#

its a popular tourist stop for the wealthy iirc

queen laurel
queen laurel
plush mason
#

ye

queen laurel
#

like horns or an extra arm

crystal forum
#

it's when you're vomit inducing

#

a mockery of the human form

#

there's no real guidelines it's straight up just prejudice

plush mason
#

minor cosmetic diviations of the human body are fine, extreme alterations of it are not

#

unless its stable enough to get labeled an abhuman

#

the main difference between an abhuman and a mutant is how useful the mutation can be

small grail
#

ogryn vs terminator? whod win

crystal forum
#

if weaponry is allowed i'd bet on the storm bolter

queen laurel
#

yeah

crystal forum
#

or power sword

queen laurel
#

but if it's straight hands

small grail
#

fist fight

queen laurel
#

an ogryn can literally suplex these things and literally snap their backs

small grail
#

so i guess ogryn win

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

terminator armour makes the wearer less agile without making them much stronger. the space marine would be losing a big part of his advantage imo

small grail
#

mhm

#

and what about orks?

#

i assume its a slam dunk for ogryns

queen laurel
#

they can literally just grab a normal boy and tear it apart no problem

#

Nobs the second largest in the tribe and are usually eight to seven feet tall can rival and match a space though they are definitely less stronger than an ogryn they have enough strength to hurt it and are basically quicker and more skilled

#

A warboss that is on average height

#

is 10 feet

celest dome
#

Nobs are basically same level of strength bit better all-rounder
Bosses are stronger

queen laurel
#

they will almost always win against an ogryn

#

because they have better skills in combat because of how they become war bosses is often through strength

queen laurel
celest dome
#

Against a standard Ogryn

#

Ogryn vs Nobs is sameish strength, but less cunning

arctic talon
#

Maybe it'll kill the Ogryn

#

but ehhh

radiant lance
#

Who would win:
Horus vs Goku

celest dome
#

Goku

queen laurel
#

Goku Next question

languid meadow
#

do you think goku could win against the chaos gods

#

a step up

celest dome
#

Eh probably

#

He might lose once first though

queen laurel
#

with their god still locked up in the special prison

#

like do the other chaos followers look at them with scorn or still somehow respect them

arctic talon
#

they're trying their best

#

to get slaanesh out of the box

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

no

#

lol

#

The person who fucked up the box the most was Morathi

#

LOL

queen laurel
#

i'm pretty sure of the awakening of Kragnos and the necro quake some of the chains snap right

small grail
grave sparrow
#

I feel like Khorne would be able to make Goku his champion

#

"I hear you're pretty strong!"

and then he's offered an eternal battle against the strongest warriors of the galaxy's history

#

Goku would probably be pretty disappointed

small grail
#

ye

#

scariest part is if hes in ultra instinct and favoured by khorne then he wud be literally untouchable

grave sparrow
#

Honestly he's pretty untouchable already at that point by 40k standards.

Hell, even just kiaoken goku would give any major character in 40k a run for their money.

small grail
#

dude...ultra instinct plus kaiokenstaregryn

misty brook
#

How badly would end for a Chaos Space Marine who got possessed not by just one Daemon. But four Daemons of each respective Chaos Gods at once, because of a Word Bearer experiment to see how it would go.

green loom
#

The Movie: Split

celest dome
#

Probably would explode due to the Daemon infighting

sour hornet
#

Planet-buster by himself at that point.

queen laurel
#

Dragon ball Characters are bullshit like that

small grail
#

ultra instinct plus kaioken is way more scary

grave sparrow
rocky gale
#

People always forget that Piccolo blew up the moon

tired frost
#

So did the Mobian 6th Turn Traitor, Any given reason?

nocturne crest
#

So odd question, but has that issue with Primaris marines not being able to use Firstborn stuff been sorted out in lore?

rocky gale
#

I think that was mostly just a tabletop mechanic thing, dunno if it was supported in lore

storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Like there's not really a logical lore reason that a Primaris can't go inside of a Land Raider

#

Like I think Rhino they justified it as "Oh they're too big to fit because they're taller than Firstborn" but like a Land Raider is huge

green loom
rocky gale
#

It's a rule that's been relaxed for 10th

#

You can now put Primaris into Land Raiders

storm jungle
#

Yeah they are trying their best to phase out Firstborn

rocky gale
#

Good

storm jungle
#

its been mostly successful minus like a few units

storm jungle
green loom
#

I'm dead

storm jungle
#

thats Sabre @ you the player

nocturne crest
dusk patrol
#

Imo they’re probably just eventually release an updated model for loyalists

nocturne crest
#

Maybe they'll give the Rhino to the guard.

dusk patrol
#

The guard doesn’t really need it

#

Basically lore for Rhinos hasn’t changed at all, same for Land Raiders

#

They were just in a awkward spot with firstborn and primaris stuff

rocky gale
#

I'd say they'll probably just update the Rhino, my only question would be where does that leave the Sororitas Rhino because it's just a Sororitas Upgrade Sprue for the current SM Rhino

dusk patrol
#

It’ll probably still work or they’ll make a new one

rocky gale
#

Yea like they either need to make sure the upgrade sprue is still compatible with the new one or also make a new Sororitas rhino, since otherwise they'll have to keep producing the old Rhino alongside the new one

dusk patrol
#

Generally speaking they do a good job making a lot of old sprues compatible, I know new terminators could use old shoulder sprues for a lot of stuff and marines were similar for some pieces.

storm jungle
#

having the vehicle mini effect where its kinda hard to call it ugly

rocky gale
#

It's not bad once it's built and painted, but it's quite a dated kit tbh

storm jungle
#

I think as long as it looks good its fine, because its basically just a hunk of metal.

#

its the same with eldar and guard vehicles etc

storm jungle
#

just checked lexi lmao

rocky gale
#

Yea like it's not bad, just some rough mould lines and little gaps and annoying things during the build process

#

That show it's age

dusk patrol
#

It holds up well but that doesn’t mean it can’t be updated eventually, I don’t think it’s a priority but I’d like it

#

Especially to resize it

nocturne crest
#

I just like the idea of the guard getting rhinos and predators to boost their arsenals.

storm jungle
#

Rhinos and Predators are SM-only vehicles

#

guard used to have rhinos (like every faction) back in the day but we are past that now

dusk patrol
#

Guard don’t lack vehicles anyways

storm jungle
#

Guard also arguably have way cooler vehicles tbh

#

so like it doesnt matter

dusk patrol
#

Idk why they’d need more

rocky gale
#

Yea they had like a Command Rhino I think it was, basically a mobile command post for their Officers

storm jungle
#

Yeah they basically got every single needless variant aplenty lol

dusk patrol
#

Land Raider Excelsior my beloved.

storm jungle
#

that aint no Stan Lee Raider

sour hornet
# tired frost So did the Mobian 6th Turn Traitor, Any given reason?

Nox Alpha was really fucking bad. Think entire months-long campaigns fought in near nighttime darkness. Insect-filled swamps so dense with foliage it takes psykers to warn of enemy troops approaching.

Add in the ever-present Nox Rot that bloats your troops to the point they burst open with maggots, single assaults that result in thousands of casualties in minutes, poor supplies and terrible leadership.

#

Also Rinda and her squad were straight up just eating your buddies for food.

storm jungle
#

I forgot they were deployed to Detroit

dusk patrol
#

Ok but when you are you gonna get to the reasons?

storm jungle
#

BRUH

dusk patrol
#

“Reason to turn traitor? Sounds like excuses to be a lil bitch.”

#

I bet they didn’t even maintain uniform standards that whole time either

#

On the subject of guard vehicles too I do love how many variants of the Baneblade and Leman Russ there are even if inevitably most get left behind because there’s tooo many

#

Also the naming conventions for the Baneblade are great

nocturne crest
#

Is there an arty baneblade variant?

dusk patrol
#

Arty?

#

This is a rough list of the variants we know of

#

Some don’t have models and only are given what their weapon is

sour hornet
# sour hornet Nox Alpha was *really* fucking bad. Think entire months-long campaigns fought in...

Chaos was speaking to the troops every time they closed their eyes, whispering and mocking them whenever they slept. Wolfer—a very well-respected officer in the 6th—would be converted by chaos during this time. His closest subordinates turned with him, those that stayed loyal would end up murdered when the time came.

Colonel Gortun, the Moebian 6ths CO, would later die, and Wolfer would publicly turn traitor shortly after. Wolfer's betrayal would roll up the entire loyalist faction, slaughtering them to a man.

storm jungle
#

Most you get is long-range barreled ones but they arent really for artillery more just single target elimination

dusk patrol
#

Depends on what you consider to be artillery but some definitely can act as it

nocturne crest
#

Did this come out along side the primaris or before them?

dusk patrol
#

I think it’s a upgrade

#

Wait no that’s

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

I think that’s older

storm jungle
#

2015 release

#

Primaris came way later

rocky gale
#

Primaris has been a term they've used for a while

dusk patrol
#

Not way later but like a year before

rocky gale
#

Before it was a Space Marine thing

storm jungle
#

like Primaris Psyker etc

dusk patrol
#

Primaris would have been in the pipe as far as GW saw but yeah Primaris is a term used in universe for a lot of things

nocturne crest
dusk patrol
#

Does a mfer have eyes

#

That’s the Hellsword

storm jungle
#

its what i was going off of

dusk patrol
#

It ain’t hieroglyphics

sour hornet
nocturne crest
nocturne crest
#

And that's just fan models..

sour hornet
#

What happens if a warlock/seer fucks off and becomes a corsair/ranger? Are they treated like just another guy?

dusk patrol
#

I think by the time they’re a warlock they’re generally pretty stuck on that path

#

But if they aren’t then yeah basically

#

They won’t be using magic stuff anymore but lots of Eldar bounce around between roles like that

#

That being said stuff like the Path of the Seer aren’t as common and tend to end up being their “final paths”

#

Better than becoming a Corsair Prince, those guys are the Eldar equivalents of 50 year olds who still hang around teenagers

storm jungle
#

if they dont wanna be a psyker they'll just become either a Ranger or any other unit type

sour hornet