40k-lore-chat

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/elastigirl-mirror-gif-27141884

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAAAAATT

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-break-breaking-overwhelmed-finally-its-done-gif-15175122

[fallen plaza]

Pedestrian taste

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-that-movement-all-that-movement-gif-15637861280429599374

[hallow plover]

Nothing is forbidden here

[storm jungle]

seriously her hip ratio is insane

[crystal forum]

ew straight

[storm jungle]

"straight"

im a chick

🗿

[fallen plaza]

You are straight motherfucker

Remember that

[hallow plover]

Straight Jay

[queen laurel]

what do you mean we can't handle it we have Zimmer here that's easy

[dusk patrol]

Jay we already declared you not gay

[near wasp]

Who took away jays gay xD

[crystal forum]

straight gorgeous

bading

[gaunt sable]

When pixar creates MILF's with fat asses in skin tight outfits it's 'Art' but when I want to post a Femboy Psyker with a large bulge in his Astra Telepathica Speedo it's lewd and lascivious. :v

[edgy epoch]

Nowadays everyone's gay! It's not even special anymore!

[edgy epoch]

Well if you do a one and a half hour movie of it then it's art again

[fallen plaza]

Gays are heavily oversaturated

[green loom]

It's woke

[fallen plaza]

We need some sort of way to purge them to even them out

[crystal forum]

huh

[fallen plaza]

The gay economy is in shambles now

[green loom]

Sorry oversaturing it rn

Simply too gay

[fallen plaza]

[gaunt sable]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-thinking-about-you-think-thinking-of-you-gif-20503421

[green loom]

Don't tempt him!

[near wasp]

Too late

[edgy epoch]

Why? I also like men it would be a absolute win

[green loom]

True...

[gaunt sable]

Also the Fairy I posted is something my artist friend created about me in reference to telling him to make something gayer. >.>

[fallen plaza]

One person cant even fit in your bed let alone two you lard

You have like, two queen sized beds in your house remember?

[dusk patrol]

Damn now I don’t know where we’re at

[hallow plover]

I shouldn't have posted this gif...

[fallen plaza]

Could be worse

[queen laurel]

Weakling

[green loom]

What does 40k need more of

[edgy epoch]

Yeah of course I know how the fuck you think I organize swinger parties?

[queen laurel]

do not regret your choices you made them already

[fallen plaza]

Those two are just to fit you!

[edgy epoch]

Characters that aren't soldiers?

[near wasp]

Sisters of silence

[green loom]

I was going to say twinks but fair

[crystal forum]

great crusade lore

[edgy epoch]

The others get the rugs!

[hallow plover]

You're right

[fallen plaza]

Also, its been awhile since you posted food you made

[queen laurel]

good Xenos Models

[fallen plaza]

I miss those

[edgy epoch]

There's a entire FACTION of them. Called Eldar

[wintry scarab]

Are stormcast the same size as marines? Mini wise?

[green loom]

True.... true.....

[green loom]

They're about the same scale I think yeah

[hallow plover]

|| Primarchs ||

[green loom]

Twink primarchs

[fallen plaza]

They are twinks that are basically immortal too

[crystal forum]

exactly, great crusade lore has 2 more

[queen laurel]

similar and even in lore they are pretty close

[edgy epoch]

I mean most food I do nowadays is at work. And at work I don't make that many pictures

[near wasp]

Can I have more pretty strong women in 40k

Is that too much to ask

[fallen plaza]

Go to fantasy then

[edgy epoch]

You also got a Faction for that. Also Eldar and t'au are unisex

[storm jungle]

Idk man that custodian in the new animation was pretty good

[dusk patrol]

I personally find it easier to just masturbate first

[fallen plaza]

How are the kitties nowadays huh?

[hallow plover]

We just got gigachad fem custodes

[near wasp]

;-; I want sisters of silence

[fallen plaza]

Porn is free

[storm jungle]

Literally all of them look the same due to their outfit

[storm jungle]

also YOU ALSO GOT ONE

[dusk patrol]

Bit problematic innit

[fallen plaza]

Shit this your work?

[green loom]

Stealing these

[storm jungle]

Male studio designers moment

[hallow plover]

Theres like... 2 of them with a black armor

[edgy epoch]

Kinda dead. Remember?

[gaunt sable]

I'm the fairy. :v
The clown is my friend. :v

So it's about me. XD

[fallen plaza]

I was more saying if you got any new ones

[storm jungle]

Gay....

[fallen plaza]

Love your work

[gaunt sable]

Hot men in my area.

[edgy epoch]

Na. We maybe get some puppies in the future but after that it doesn't look like we get any new animals soon

[green loom]

Real

[queen laurel]

i feel their rage nowadays there are a bit too many gay things in media and i am not even sugar coating it

[fallen plaza]

Make sure they dont steal your nose in the future

[gaunt sable]

My friend NaughtyJesters work. XD

[dusk patrol]

I feel like there’s not many jetskis in 40k

[edgy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[dusk patrol]

We could have more of those

[near wasp]

Lmg it's on gw website behind paywall

[queen laurel]

ocean planets are a thing so i'm pretty sure they exist there

[edgy epoch]

That's why it's glued on!

[dusk patrol]

Primaris Jetski when

[fallen plaza]

We dont have much of anything aquatic in general

[dusk patrol]

Damn shame

[spare osprey]

So real, the eldar keep them all to themselves

[fallen plaza]

Where are my 40k battleships

[green loom]

Okay but how many of these did he make

[dusk patrol]

At least four

[spare osprey]

In marketable game crossovers

[gaunt sable]

Yes.

[crystal forum]

@green loom im going to tell you to make stuff gayer from now on

[green loom]

The gods demand more

[edgy epoch]

I mean I would just ask for porn but hey. All my art friends are hentai artists so asking them for clothed people is always funny

[green loom]

Hell yeah

[crystal forum]

fairy gay mother

[fallen plaza]

You never told me this

[spare osprey]

Damn you world of warships

[raven stone]

Given GW has actually worked briefly with Bandai I am still waiting for Battlefleet Gothic to show up in Super Robot Wars.

[gaunt sable]

I have an artist friend who draws that.

[green loom]

Tell

[storm jungle]

We have like 1 single artwork of one fighting an aquatic tyranid in a side-bar artwork

[edgy epoch]

I told you about the hentai artist that always asks me stupid questions like is it true that your testies show if you got fever and shit like that

[queen laurel]

orks have Boats and Submarines

[raven stone]

in the grim darkness of the far future every human forgot how to swim

[crystal forum]

isn't there armageddon stuff about ships

[gaunt sable]

Later. XD
I don't have the files on my phone. He did a REALLY good Twunk Malcador, Fulgrim and Magnus

[fallen plaza]

That tard?

[storm jungle]

Yeah but no proper artwork

[green loom]

mon dieu

[edgy epoch]

I mean I told you about her. But you don't know her personally

[dusk patrol]

It’s just a case of “why do water ship stuff when you can do void warfare”

[spare osprey]

Yurp (they made this one borin)

[queen laurel]

oh god the world of warships crossover

[spare osprey]

And last one I can find

[crystal forum]

i used to tell artists to draw more porn but it made the ones i know uncomfortable lol

[queen laurel]

don't even

[languid meadow]

Man it sucks those games are a pain in the ass to play, they got both a WoWarships and a WoTanks crossover

[near wasp]

Wtf

[gaunt sable]

I have art friends that do both.

[queen laurel]

why the fuck did you think that was a good idea

[near wasp]

Because he's jay

[fallen plaza]

Because porn makes money

[crystal forum]

they can make more money

i care about my artist friends

[near wasp]

If I could draw I'd def be a furry artist just for the money

[storm jungle]

^

[near wasp]

Even if I find furrys disgusting

[dusk patrol]

I mean so does a lot of stuff but they may not be comfortable with it

Or they’re coping hard

[storm jungle]

I got a few non-furry artist friends who draw furry stuff just for money

furries are like

so easy to get money from

its hilarious

Half of them are either software engineers, pilots, dentists, doctors or some other shit

[gaunt sable]

Latest Art from my clown friend.

[dusk patrol]

A techbro with no bitches and his money are easily parted

[crystal forum]

i organized a group orgy commission that racked up around 2000$ for a furry artist friend i have who needed the money for his sister's surgery

[near wasp]

Your doctor is probably a furry

[dusk patrol]

Somehow I doubt that

[storm jungle]

Nah

like most furries legit got high-end jobs

[gaunt sable]

He's god emperor approved!

[storm jungle]

its not a meme

[queen laurel]

don't forget the chaos and imperial navy one

[edgy epoch]

That sounds very American

[crystal forum]

he's brazilian so it's a lot of money USD

[dusk patrol]

Furries that pay for art do

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats who we are talking about

[dusk patrol]

They’re gonna be overly represented

[storm jungle]

regular furries are nerds

[storm jungle]

No still, they are numerous lol

[crystal forum]

i like when artists can live off their work it makes me happy

[gaunt sable]

Suspiciously wealthy furries exist.

[crystal forum]

speaking of which i need to torment ed

[storm jungle]

^

[fallen plaza]

You havent been in this server long enough to get away with racism xaga, tone it down a bit.

[dusk patrol]

I’m aware

[storm jungle]

You're clearly not

[queen laurel]

true furrys always wear their exoskeletons

[storm jungle]

MGS1 genome soldier ahh

[dusk patrol]

We’ve literally talked about this before

[storm jungle]

Did we?

[languid meadow]

Most furries will pay for art since their entire community revolves around it

[near wasp]

Do you know how much a fursuit costs

[dusk patrol]

Multiple times

It comes up a lot

[storm jungle]

no we have not

bruh when

[edgy epoch]

I am very pc at the moment!

[storm jungle]

i literally do not remember

well i prob wasnt in the chat rip

[fallen plaza]

Im about to make a smartass quip guys

[crystal forum]

@green loom fuck you here's 10 euros

[green loom]

In my experience it's supsiciously wealthy space marine fans

[storm jungle]

Post the emoji

[gaunt sable]

That's a Hunter.

[spare osprey]

Dilara this is an actual question, how do you type so fast hot dam.

[green loom]

Stooooop the government is going to think I'm committing tax fraud

[storm jungle]

Uhhh training from someone dad got me when iw as like 10 lol

[green loom]

jk jk

[storm jungle]

he wanted me to type two-handed

[storm jungle]

it was weird

[spare osprey]

Jeez

[storm jungle]

1 YEAR

[dusk patrol]

And that’s with a simple search

[storm jungle]

AGO

[edgy epoch]

It's big E's wierd uncle BIG D

[storm jungle]

THATS NOT "RECENT"

[dusk patrol]

Yeah and I didn’t search hard

[fallen plaza]

You should remember that dilly

[dusk patrol]

Mfer fine I’ll search more

[green loom]

it's not hard to type fast if you're a neet

[fallen plaza]

Dementia

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-i'm-all-ears-gif-13982086349020782746

[green loom]

I spend so much time on my keyboard that I'm about ready to break out into an "extension of your hand" training monologue

[edgy epoch]

I mean depending on your age a year can seem recent

[near wasp]

I can't type fast because I messed up my hand doing mma

[dusk patrol]

It comes up like every other month

[storm jungle]

Those arent related to furries having money

[gaunt sable]

In The Long arc of history and time, a year is but an eye blink.

[storm jungle]

so its not the same subject

[dusk patrol]

Yes they are

[storm jungle]

No?

HOW IS ANY OF THAT ABOUT RICH FURRIES

[green loom]

So anyway

Warhammer big money

[fallen plaza]

I would enjoy these arguments more if this didn’t devolve into “nuh uh”

[dusk patrol]

I’m being gaslit

[gaunt sable]

I demand more hot guys in 40k. >.>

[storm jungle]

4m ago

[fallen plaza]

So i would prefer ya’ll move on

[green loom]

Give me a minute I'm still learning

The gay WILL escalate

[spring cairn]

yes it's an overblown meme

[gaunt sable]

For too long have we suffered beneath Big Straight and Big Lesbian.

[storm jungle]

The fuck does "nuh uh" mean, literally half of these got nothing to do with the subject aside from me mentioning "furry" as a word lol

[dusk patrol]

Anyways we’ve definitely talked about it before

It’s a whole meme

[languid meadow]

Preach, spit your shit indeed

[crystal forum]

i will make sure of this

[storm jungle]

We very much havent, you literally just picked any word with furry in it

[fallen plaza]

Nuh uh

[dusk patrol]

You literally

[storm jungle]

and the most "recent" one is from 1y ago

[green loom]

[storm jungle]

or you know

4 months

[fallen plaza]

You literally mention money

With furries

[crystal forum]

@gaunt sable thank you for reminding me to gay up my artists 🙏

[storm jungle]

Yeah

4 months ago

[fallen plaza]

You silly dilly

[storm jungle]

zimmer i get that you like being a piece of shit

but i legit am gonna rip your jaw off one day

lol

[queen laurel]

he's not gonna listen you know that right

[green loom]

What have you done

[storm jungle]

True

[gaunt sable]

We need less lantern jawed mega chads with skin that has more in common with beef jerky and more hot Bishie dudes that know what self care is. >.>

[fallen plaza]

I hope i enjoy your company enough to meet you and see if you can still do that

[storm jungle]

Its okay ill hire someone to do it in the worst case

[green loom]

Agree

[storm jungle]

so dont worry about it 🙂

[fallen plaza]

Im fine with meeting up personally

[green loom]

The janissary corps will suffice

[storm jungle]

Yeah but i dont wanna be near you sorry 💀

30k player

🤢

[crystal forum]

we get one nonbinary eldar in rogue trader and that game forces straightness 😤

[fallen plaza]

😔

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I literally said “we’ve talked about his before”

And this has come up before

[storm jungle]

WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS

[languid meadow]

The cycle continues

[dusk patrol]

IDK THIS ISNT A HARD CONVERSATION

[storm jungle]

ALSO AGAIN

[dusk patrol]

I SAID WE HAVE AND YOU SAID WE DIDNT AND I FOUND US TALKING ABOUT IT

AAGGREUEUESBWIAJSBWHW

[storm jungle]

You implied it "happens constantly" THESE ARE MONTHS APART 😭

[fallen plaza]

Okay this is actually entertaining now

[queen laurel]

look unless you know bio mancy or is rich i don't think you can afford self care in for 40k

[fallen plaza]

Keep typing gibberish to tickle my tummy please

[storm jungle]

aughh screaming 😩

[storm jungle]

freak

[green loom]

Alas gayhammer posting is interrupted by arguing

[fallen plaza]

As in laugh you mong

[languid meadow]

40k-dementia-chat

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-sip-gif-25933597

[storm jungle]

✋

[fallen plaza]

[storm jungle]

The 40klore parasite memories are destroying my cerebral cortex.....

[queen laurel]

can't be worst than old veteran chat

[languid meadow]

[spring cairn]

what's left of it

[near wasp]

You had one?

[dusk patrol]

I just said we talked about it multiple times I’m sorry I didnt check the local ordinances for what qualifies as enough times for it to be a conversation we’ve had multiple times

[languid meadow]

I loved old vet chat

[crystal forum]

finally a use for my lobotomy

[dusk patrol]

Anyways

[fallen plaza]

Soell

[languid meadow]

It was so dumb

[edgy epoch]

It's Zimmer what did you expect? Wait until you learn about his skaven minis...

[fallen plaza]

Spell

[fallen plaza]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[spare osprey]

[storm jungle]

ASDFKLSFLDS

[fallen plaza]

THAT WASNT MINE

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-gif-14850109371401088086

[hallow plover]

Tell me more...

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

There was a reason why I called the conversations there about as consistent as ork engineering

[near wasp]

Oh do show

[fallen plaza]

I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT

[edgy epoch]

À RAT SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT MANY TITS ZIMMER!

[storm jungle]

Get him guys

[crystal forum]

rat tit

[fallen plaza]

AND I KEEP TELLING YOU

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/scum-wretched-villany-tattooine-gif-10985312

[near wasp]

Excuse me

WHAT

[spring cairn]

zimmer fuck rats

confirmed

[fallen plaza]

I DIDNT MAKE THAT, THAT WAS SOMETHING I SAW AND THOUGHT YOU WOULD FIND FUNNY

[spare osprey]

Do rats not have a bunch of tits?

[languid meadow]

Throt is that you ???

[dusk patrol]

Now I wanna know how we got on rat tits

[crystal forum]

tbh mouse sonas are really cute

[small grail]

mm

[queen laurel]

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK RAT WITH 50 TITS IS FUNNY

[dusk patrol]

I was under the impression they have like

Eight or whatever

[languid meadow]

They have nipples yes

[near wasp]

To the shadow realm with you

[spare osprey]

Yeah

[languid meadow]

They're mammals

[dusk patrol]

Whatever is normal for mammals with large litters

[small grail]

holddd upppp

[edgy epoch]

I think it where 13. Because skaven

[fallen plaza]

Its a broodmother model

[small grail]

mmm mmmm

[queen laurel]

yes mammals

[storm jungle]

📸

[crystal forum]

[small grail]

no way

[queen laurel]

thank you for the correction

[spare osprey]

[queen laurel]

i totally needed that

[gaunt sable]

We keep either getting dudes who shave their heads, or style their hair with rusty scissors and wash it with hand soap!
Meanwhile every Sister of Battle looks like they just got back fresh from a salon and spa!
Every guy looks like they put their face in a blender filled with fish hooks and broken glass!
The one hot guy we got I can recall in the novels was Carl Thonius and that poor boy got eaten by a Greater Daemon!
Every guy looks like what a teenager thinks is 'cool' because making them attractive would be gay! >.>

[crystal forum]

[fallen plaza]

How about you go all out

[small grail]

we goin to the nurgles pot for this one

[fallen plaza]

Show them the image

Xaga

[spring cairn]

no

[green loom]

TBF sisters get to be ugly sometimes now

[crystal forum]

is it just me that hears the fortnite song whenever i see default dance

[small grail]

do it @edgy epoch

[green loom]

But you are right

[spring cairn]

keep your animal fetishizing to yourself

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/nipples-fokker-milk-cat-gif-8556688

[small grail]

let the darkness in

[storm jungle]

Karl Franz and Deathclaw?

[crystal forum]

what is this from

[gaunt sable]

stands on pulpit in alcove ranting about gay aesthetics while the room descends into chaos.

[crystal forum]

robert de niro why

[dusk patrol]

Meet the Fockers

[spring cairn]

brainrotted one

[languid meadow]

Every time someone mentions SoS I think of the guy slapping the goblin animatronic at the Harry Potter area

[dusk patrol]

I think

[languid meadow]

no

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-deniro-meet-the-fockers-point-looking-at-you-im-watching-you-gif-3199376824720147766

[queen laurel]

I'm going to kick you in the shin with a metal plated serrated Boot, that position belongs to tiq taq to

[small grail]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[green loom]

To quote the presenter at the Royal Armories Museum in Leeds
Pop off queen

[small grail]

ma man

[dusk patrol]

Lick you say?

[queen laurel]

eternal you started an argument about furries even though there was none shut the fuck up

[spare osprey]

I mean there are typically handsome and pretty dudes in the books. I just think GW doesn’t know how to sculpt dudes like that. Plus you’re not gonna see a lot of conventionally attractive folk in say the guard (for long at least)

[gaunt sable]

At least SM2 actually gives us a step in the right direction!
Gadriel is fucking HOT.

[small grail]

whats the deal with the femstodes are they like a new thing in 40k?

[gaunt sable]

Finally a fucking sexy space marine!

[green loom]

True.... True...

[spare osprey]

Oi

Oi

[languid meadow]

Reject space marines

[fallen plaza]

Womp womp, just let him argue

[languid meadow]

Embrace custodes

[spare osprey]

My boy Holguin is fuckin hot

Back off

[small grail]

wanna clap them cheeks tho

[gaunt sable]

Explain Sisters of Battle. >.>

[dusk patrol]

I didn’t start one I ended it with receipts

[small grail]

slaaneshi ones

[spare osprey]

Addition to the lore yeah, doesn’t change much of anything though. Custodes are still made in the same way and still operate the same

Literally nothing major changed

[small grail]

unless....its all tzeentchs plan

nooo

[gaunt sable]

Custodes weren't anything more then a vague background thing until SUPER recently.

[green loom]

Looking good isn't slaaneshi

[small grail]

meant the art

[storm jungle]

To be fair you didnt end it I just realised its not even an argument and mostly just screaming lol

[hallow plover]

Custodes shouldn't be tabletop playable

[green loom]

I think there's some AoS sculpts that are fairly Andro dudes

[storm jungle]

also like, a dumb one tbh

[small grail]

someone made a slaaneshi sister

art

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KxNN30Lqw38?si=xLGs4XTe0VEp3mMY

I need this

[crystal forum]

they're cheap because OP in lore, what's not good about that

[small grail]

femstodes are tzeetchs plan

its a big change and he is the lord of change

[gaunt sable]

Man. Regular SoB's look conventionally attractive as FUCK and look like their constantly coming and going from the fucking Salon and a Spa Day when their supposed to be ascetic combat nuns.

[spare osprey]

As an entire faction yeah, but there were still those lore blurbs of “they were sons taken from kings” and whatnot. But it’s not crazy to say there are female stodes like everyone whines about. They’re personally hand crafted, geneseed isn’t a thing they need

[small grail]

nah nah i get that but i mean like they drew it way too....how do i say

[crystal forum]

regular space marines look conventionally attractive too imo. just in the straight way

[small grail]

no lies told

[spare osprey]

Ok if we’re doing art

[small grail]

typin with one hand

[spare osprey]

There’s tons of cases of attractive men

[dusk patrol]

I will not be gaslit

[languid meadow]

Argenta my beloved

[small grail]

allow it

[dusk patrol]

The contention was a simple “we’ve talked about this before”

I proved we have

[gaunt sable]

I'm gay as FUCK and even I can admit Argenta is like super model hot.

[storm jungle]

YEAH BUT WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT LIKE IT CONSTANTLY HAPPENS

[green loom]

The only justification I'd accept for male only custards is that the emperor is literally sexist and/or very gay

[gaunt sable]

They ALL look hot.

[small grail]

megan fox shit

[small grail]

fr bro

[storm jungle]

like "we've talked about this before" to 4 month to 1 year old convos i dont even remember 💀

[gaunt sable]

Do the SoB's select for aesthetics?

[spare osprey]

I raise gaunts ghosts

[small grail]

sisters of silence? @gaunt sable

[dusk patrol]

A lot is subjective and I will not let the goalposts be moved

Anyways

[green loom]

Tbh maybe it's part of their daily drills lol?

[crystal forum]

tanith book art is always great

[small grail]

whats the opinion on that

[storm jungle]

Its not subjective dingus

[dusk patrol]

The point is, it’s been talked about before

[small grail]

is smokin allowed in the imperium?

[green loom]

Like I can see sisters taking extra care of themselves ig but we do have some ugly art of them

[spare osprey]

Like crazy

[crystal forum]

lho sticks are allowed generally yes

[rocky gale]

It's important to moisturise for the Emperor

[crystal forum]

there's obscura which is like space opium

[small grail]

guiliman must be smokin up a storm with the stress hes got

[spare osprey]

I really want to like

Give my fallen calibanite weed

[small grail]

id love that

[spare osprey]

Cause imagine weed from a deathworld that’s also warp touched

[dusk patrol]

Also I didn’t even get a chance to look for more examples and skimmed it a bit cause it really doesn’t matter or it shouldn’t but I’m feeling petty and anyways back to Caliban weed

[small grail]

imperium cigs are only for hardcore men

[dusk patrol]

Iho-stubs

Breakfast of champions

[small grail]

ye

[small grail]

champions? nay gods

[spare osprey]

Tell me homeboy ain’t feelin that shit

[spring cairn]

goats can't smoke cigars

not for animals

[languid meadow]

What are you? Stan

[small grail]

hes high as a kite

[dusk patrol]

You gonna tell him that?

[spring cairn]

yes

[spare osprey]

THANK YOU

[spring cairn]

i'll slap it out of it's mouth

[dusk patrol]

I think he might live up to his name after that

[spare osprey]

If you get high the daemons can’t touch you

[dusk patrol]

And Gor you

[spring cairn]

i'm sure to win because my speed is superior

[storm jungle]

I will also not be gaslit you damn charlatan

goddamn nitpicker i swear

[small grail]

u achieve peak imperial performance

[gaunt sable]

As much as I love Dan Abnetts writing he sure does love talking about how every other female character is hot and keeps putting them in Bodygloves. >.>

The scales need to be tipped.

[storm jungle]

God

do not get me started

[small grail]

very much so brother

[dusk patrol]

The conversation was over Furrys having high paying jobs

[green loom]

Need more men in body gloves

[crystal forum]

there's uh, questionable moments in eisenhorn

[storm jungle]

Then why even post those

[hallow plover]

Bootygloves

[fallen plaza]

He is absolutely nasty when he describes females

[small grail]

new invention

[spare osprey]

Aren’t space marines in body gloves like 24/7

[small grail]

hes got a scary flair to it bro

[spare osprey]

Like I know we’ve been talkin about that ultramarine ass

[small grail]

u cud say that

[crystal forum]

like at one point he straight up describes bondage gear. actually multiple times

[hallow plover]

Let the man write. He'll explode otherwise

[spare osprey]

But have you seen the buns on the world eater

[storm jungle]

^

[small grail]

nahhh

[gaunt sable]

Pop off Queen. OmO

[spare osprey]

It’s fucking crazy

[dusk patrol]

Because both of those contained a comment about Furrys with high income jobs

[small grail]

how we talking

[storm jungle]

A SINGLE ONE.

[dusk patrol]

I just included the others for context and cause I was lazy to crop it

[storm jungle]

💀

[gaunt sable]

Does have art of their Psyker in a Bodyglove

[spare osprey]

We talkin that shit distracts me during pvp

In the middle of combat

[small grail]

if thas the case imagine the buns angron had

[storm jungle]

just end me

[fallen plaza]

Oh dear

[storm jungle]

[gaunt sable]

Questionable? XD

[fallen plaza]

Ok

😁

[small grail]

boutta do smthin devious now

[green loom]

Slay

[dusk patrol]

Like

[languid meadow]

Gonna start forcing people to read matt ward novels

[dusk patrol]

You literally say it

[fallen plaza]

I actually really enjoy the art

[green loom]

Okay but do you describe it in intricate detail

[small grail]

got a kinda uniqueness to it ill say

[torpid narwhal]

im really upset games workshop changed the model for nurgel to this

[crystal forum]

artist page? owo

[spare osprey]

I say we get more toxic old man yaoi in 40K

[small grail]

im mad it wasnt nickocado avocado

[spare osprey]

Helluva sentence Jesus

[green loom]

Get better material!

[fallen plaza]

How about you die

[rocky gale]

It's the fact I can't tell if he's in an attic or a basement

[languid meadow]

Trazyn and orikan my beloveds

[gaunt sable]

When needed? :v

[rocky gale]

This looks like he's in an underground containment bunker

[spare osprey]

Just hear it out, old man space marine pysker, eldar Corsair prince

One night

[green loom]

[small grail]

id take nickocado avocado as nurgle over this any day

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/muppet-show-muppets-statler-and-waldorf-waldorf-and-statler-better-gif-24958974

[gaunt sable]

I got the artists card, I can share when I'm done with work.

[storm jungle]

"A lot" being

4 months ago

1 year ago

[small grail]

spicy shit?

[storm jungle]

and like one maybe in 2weeks i dont eve nremember

[crystal forum]

please do

[small grail]

please do

[fallen plaza]

please do

[storm jungle]

please do

[spring cairn]

gooners

[storm jungle]

ok Kruber lover

[spare osprey]

Are yall that dry in the mouth

[storm jungle]

🫵

[rocky gale]

Horny mf'ers

[spare osprey]

Hot sam

[spring cairn]

anyone would have sex with Kruber given the chance, regardless of sexual orientation

[fallen plaza]

True

[storm jungle]

Gooning = Empiring

[green loom]

I won't give an answer

[gaunt sable]

She'll do stuff with the characters Nekkid. But not doing anything more then posing.

I go to other arts if I want something smutty

[languid meadow]

RECLAIM THE WORD GOON

[small grail]

u withhold information brother

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[green loom]

Ay boss what's da job

[small grail]

fully edged out

[spring cairn]

internet brainrot has ruined a very respectable humble profession

[gaunt sable]

I'll just link to Lumina, NaughtyJester, ZionAlex and Stardunk. Since those are the artists I get stuff from the most who do real high quality work. (Gonna get Dunk to draw my Psyker next month when she opens.)

[green loom]

👀 👀

Do send

[small grail]

send that shit when u can brother wire

[fallen plaza]

It's usually temporary, if it gets memed on, it gets killed off quickly

[rocky gale]

I return after slaving away over a hot airfryer to find smut being spread, how despicable

[fallen plaza]

No one exactly dabs anymore or whips the nae nae

[spring cairn]

I do

[storm jungle]

honestly "goon" still largely makes people think of supervillain henchmen

its not that far gone yet

[fallen plaza]

Maybe not gyatt though

That one is gone now

[storm jungle]

How about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-soprano-funny-gif-5018786074331786569

[fallen plaza]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Gyatt

[hallow plover]

God zoomer speak is something

[spring cairn]

gooning to this ohio gyatt, paying the fanum tax or some shit

[fallen plaza]

Look at this without snorting

[dusk patrol]

That wasn’t what we were talking about, it’s an offhand exaggeration, and also it’s subjective what “a lot” means in this context and I literally just did a rough search for the general idea without looking at all, I wouldn’t be shocked if I could find much more examples of us, as in, regulars of this chat, talking about rich furries.

Now

[queen laurel]

lambda do you always pick imperial taxation for your settlements in total war?

[dusk patrol]

Do you admit we’ve talked about it before

[spring cairn]

you mean the edict

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-read-reading-ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-gif-6625195720948963721

[spring cairn]

whichever one gives you growth

for all factions

[queen laurel]

yeah like Camp Ruckus

[fallen plaza]

Hell yes KEEP THE ARGUMENT TRAIN GOING WOOOOO

[languid meadow]

We pick control edicts in this house

Since the empire has like 2 billion chaos lords in it

[spring cairn]

control for early game if you play in VH/legendary

[dusk patrol]

I’m bored at work I won’t lie

[spring cairn]

below that it's not necessary

[fallen plaza]

Mood

[dusk patrol]

You guys can have fun once I get a real job and can’t be on here as much

[queen laurel]

yeah good thing i don't play legendary because i don't want to sweat my fingers

[storm jungle]

That was literally what you were mentioning with "a lot", and you simply proved that while it has been talked about before it was so split up apart time-wise (to the point that i didnt even remember it) while providing "examples" that mostly didnt match up minus the last two.

So in conclusion no its not a regular chat subject.

[spring cairn]

i usually play VH/VH and disable the AI's battle stat cheats

[small grail]

how do orks get into the planets

[storm jungle]

They swim

[small grail]

like does the fungi travel thru ships that land on planet

[small grail]

sorry what?

[storm jungle]

THEY USE SPACESHIPS YE DINGUS

[small grail]

no i mean that theyre fungi right

[storm jungle]

but yeah they literally just build them from scrap, attach some engines and go off to cause havoc

[gaunt sable]

Who wanted links to the artists I use?

[storm jungle]

the fungus part happens when they expel them in other environments

the fungus doesnt travel through space

[small grail]

please do send

[storm jungle]

it needs an environment with air to develop

and a proper atmosphere

[small grail]

oh

[storm jungle]

yeah it works like actual mushrooms

[queen laurel]

they have space ships and they are still living creatures so they need nutrients to grow being fungus

[small grail]

not expectin that

[storm jungle]

I mean its pretty "realistic" as far as it goes

[queen laurel]

there are still organisms by the old ones

[languid meadow]

The fungus among us

[storm jungle]

they need proper "ground" to develop

[queen laurel]

so they still need things like food to survive

[storm jungle]

and they travel through the use of voidships

[small grail]

ive read the orks thing but still dont get how do they like increase

[dusk patrol]

The contention was “you don’t know about the rich furry meme” which is said that I do, which I then brought up using talking about it before and how it’s come up “a lot” or I’ll amend to “multiple times” as if that matters.

Which, I did, because we had, and I showed that we had, and now we care about it coming up “a lot” because that’s some subjective goal post we can move to instead of just admitting that maybe I was actually right originally

[small grail]

how long does it take for a ork to just grow

[storm jungle]

Weeks to months

[dusk patrol]

I’m having flashbacks to arguing with my ex rn

[storm jungle]

before it snowballs out of control essentially and a planet is largely doomed

[small grail]

and their intellect?

[storm jungle]

To be fair you are the one keeping this going

[languid meadow]

This argument is still going on

[storm jungle]

over a subject thats dumb and doesnt matter

i didnt even wanna argue about it lmao

[small grail]

what abt their intellect

[storm jungle]

no wonder she broke up with you though jesus

[queen laurel]

shots fired

[small grail]

do they start of as knobz

[languid meadow]

Mega stupid

[dusk patrol]

I broke up with her but here’s the gaslighting

[queen laurel]

varies

[small grail]

very very low blow there

[small grail]

hows GHaz

[storm jungle]

The contention is basically us misunderstanding each other both and not providing really good evidence at either front while you try to come out ontop over a subject that is again very dumb and silly plus not worth arguing over. So no we were both wrong and right in a case or two and just kinda messed up the communication through wrong words.

[queen laurel]

smarter than a good chunk of the human population

[storm jungle]

Like what the fuck is this

[languid meadow]

Sometimes orks start off as normal orks or they devolve into savage orks

[small grail]

thats surprising

do orks start of as knobz tho?

[queen laurel]

He uses strategy and very advanced tactics to overwhelmed opponents and he can speak gothic very well

[gaunt sable]

I don't even know what their arguments about and I've been here the whole time..... Admittedly I've also been ranting and raving about something completely unrelated.

[small grail]

or are knobz like seperate fungi

[queen laurel]

nope just boyz nobs the second biggest in the tribe next to the war boss

they are orks that have survived and grown to large size

[dusk patrol]

I mean tbh I’m bored at work at it’s something to do is largely what it is

[rocky gale]

There's no K

[storm jungle]

Basically

• Eternal said we mention the rich furry topics constantly
• I said we didnt
• He posted screenshots which mostly had nothing to do with the subject (minus like 2 which where one was four months old and the other a year)
• Now we are just arguing over the semantics of Nuh Uh Im right

[small grail]

the little goblin dudes are knobz right? or am i wrong

[dusk patrol]

There it is again

I said I knew about the topic

[queen laurel]

no thats Grots

[dusk patrol]

That was the contention

[small grail]

oh my bad

[storm jungle]

Just kill me

[dusk patrol]

Like jfc

[storm jungle]

Ive been sitting at the menu of SM2

waiting for this shit to end

so i can go back to playing Sniper

💀

[small grail]

i meant to ask do they start as grots

[rocky gale]

Nobz are like the slightly bigger Orks who are between regular Boyz and the Bosses

[spring cairn]

all i know is that eternal is right about rich furries

[languid meadow]

No they're a different species

Be it

[small grail]

oh

[languid meadow]

Still fungus

[queen laurel]

@small grail

[small grail]

ah

[languid meadow]

Sub species more like

[small grail]

thats better

skarboys i dont see a lot tho

whats their deal

[storm jungle]

basically ork veterans

hence the "scar" part

[queen laurel]

veterans basically

they have a lot of scars to show for it

[small grail]

they strong?

[queen laurel]

yes

[dusk patrol]

Orks don’t tend to live a long time so that’s why it’s special

[rocky gale]

Grots typically start out as like gardeners that tend the fungus until it starts to produce bigger Orks

[storm jungle]

Skarboyz are also largely forgotten in lore because uhhh lack of minis

[dusk patrol]

It’s like grey beards for Dwarves in other stuff

[small grail]

compared to warboss?

[queen laurel]

they are runts

[small grail]

mm

[spring cairn]

imagine growing a pumpkin and it gets out of the ground and starts bullying you

[queen laurel]

a Warboss that is considered average height is 10 feet

[dusk patrol]

“Fear an old man in a profession where men die young” kinda deal

[small grail]

so i suppose warbosses are the oldest

[dusk patrol]

Not always

It depends

[small grail]

how so

[queen laurel]

a warboss on the average size is that of a fully grown Ogryn and they can be bigger than that, but they are not always the oldest

[dusk patrol]

Warbosses just get the most juice

There’s very old Orks which aren’t big

[queen laurel]

yeah it can be a new guy that's just very good at fighting

[gaunt sable]

Ah.

[dusk patrol]

There’s new kids on the block who rise up fast

[small grail]

oldest ork right now?

[dusk patrol]

Also Warbosses dying is common

[small grail]

is there any

[rocky gale]

It can basically end up being a situation with like a 26 year old Captain with a 40 year old Sgt Major

[queen laurel]

not really a thing but the biggest would be Ghaz

[dusk patrol]

Some oddboys will outlast many

[small grail]

how big is ghaz

[queen laurel]

bigger than 20 feet now

[dusk patrol]

Like redemptor sized

Give or take

He’s a big boy

[small grail]

so like a titan size

[dusk patrol]

No

[small grail]

like the small ones

[rocky gale]

No

[dusk patrol]

No

[queen laurel]

no Dreadnought

[small grail]

oh ok

if he was titan size that wud be scary

[rocky gale]

Dreadnoughts are still smaller than Knights and Knights are smaller than Titans

[queen laurel]

he's basically around the size of this one

[small grail]

thas pretty big

[queen laurel]

yeah but he's nowhere near as a Titan

[small grail]

but is his like pysical body that big

[small grail]

thats a primaris dreadnought right?

[dusk patrol]

It’s a mix of his body and his armor

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

About the size of a leviathan titan

[queen laurel]

yes, it's mostly armor but even without that he's massive thanks to Grotsnik stitching him up a new body

[rocky gale]

A Redemptor Dread yes

[small grail]

meant to ask is ghazs body mainly the prosthetics

his head looks pretty vulnerable

[queen laurel]

Yes and no like he's gotten a new body but his suit is very powerful hell his heart is straight up an engine

[dusk patrol]

That’s just 40k

[small grail]

thas gotta hurt

[queen laurel]

That's just 40k his skull is actually lined with metal thanks to the implants to replace his brain

[small grail]

oh

but a plasma shot wud end him right?

[queen laurel]

an ork sufficiently big enough can literally have an engine for their heart

[dusk patrol]

Yes it is vulnerable but that’s just a style of the setting

Don’t think about it too hard

[small grail]

i get that but like one plasma shot and its over

[rocky gale]

Since he isn't wearing a helmet it would be rude to shoot him in the head, so people don't do it

[dusk patrol]

Real and true

[queen laurel]

that's just setting style, even in his earlier days he could literally take a shot from a leman russ on the chest and only really stumble from it

[small grail]

said the sergeant as the 20 foot ghaz bounded to him

[rocky gale]

Yes

[queen laurel]

trust me this is just a setting thing it's not gonna come up

[small grail]

itl take one guardsman that has s=common sense and just blasts him in the dome

[dusk patrol]

“Don’t think about it Morty” basically

[opaque coyote]

Basically being helmetless is just a sign that you're the

[rocky gale]

A gentleman must always distinguish his quality of merit even in the most dire situations

[opaque coyote]

I M P O R T A N T

Character

[small grail]

even when hes becoming a blood pancake to a very easily killable enemy

witha glowing green weakspot

his massive dome

[dusk patrol]

At least with Ghaz he does have a very, very hard skull. That’s also reinforced.

[small grail]

plasma shot and its over

[queen laurel]

He's also currently the most blessed by his Gods so expect that to malfunction or get hit by a random bullet

Gork and mork aren't about to let their favorite thing go to waste

[rocky gale]

You try hitting that easy shot when he's charging towards you at 80 miles and hour and there's 1000 orks shooting at you

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t put it beyond him to survive a plasma shot to the face

[queen laurel]

yeah he's tough

[small grail]

doesnt plasma like melt even spacemarine battleplate

[dusk patrol]

Also, I think he has a force shield of some kind

Or whatever

[small grail]

now that i get

[queen laurel]

yeah but Ghaz's suit will definitely have extra protection

[opaque coyote]

It is Ork tradition to not wear a helmet

They trust in Gork and Mork to protect their 'eads

[queen laurel]

it's one of a kind made thing for him

[spare osprey]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Ghaz is more Skrap than actual ORK tbh

[spare osprey]

There’s a heresy short story where like, a marine’s plasma gun gets shot on the coils

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't matter to him tho

[spare osprey]

Dude turns to ash

[small grail]

but like plasmas so hot it cud just go thru any armour or is there like special armor like beskar in starwars

[dusk patrol]

He does at least have a proper gorget and other protection around his head there

[opaque coyote]

40k is Science Fantasy so uh

Depends on the fucking writer

[spare osprey]

Yeah depends on the writer

There’s a suit of armor that’s anti plasma

[rocky gale]

40k Plasma is strong enough to burn through whatever the writer decides is appropriate for it to burn through

[spare osprey]

And phosphex

[small grail]

i know i know i just like to think

[plush mason]

the space wolf's head across from him is way more exposed

[small grail]

just saying by previous lore

[dusk patrol]

It’s why I don’t really like when authors do the cheeky acknowledgment of like oh it’s stupid that you’re not wearing a helmet

It’s just lazy fourth wall breaking

[small grail]

but it kinda is

[queen laurel]

ork gear may just look like a bunch of scrap glued together but they're equivalent to termintor armor which literally just looks like scrap it's just as tough as Terminator

Don't let that haphazard construction fool you these things are rough and tough

[small grail]

but terminators are smaller or the same size here

[dusk patrol]

There’s a lot of stupid stuff in 40 K that doesn’t make any sense and we have to suspend our disbelief for

[small grail]

its good to imagine

exactly why i do fan fic

[queen laurel]

Trust me just trust my word here getting too deep into logic with 40K is not gonna help you anytime soon

[dusk patrol]

It’s lazy to act like acknowledging these things is anyway clever

[queen laurel]

too much imagination can lead to wonderful not so good things like gas weapons

[spare osprey]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dreadbringer's_Plate

[small grail]

no im actually asking

[dusk patrol]

There’s some stuff we can explain but ultimately the setting is how it is

[plush mason]

everyone knows the trope, no helmet=plot armor

[small grail]

mm

[dusk patrol]

You guys suspend your disbelief

You gotta

[small grail]

sad that thats how it is

[plush mason]

only important characters have no helmet

[small grail]

like guiliman

and titus

in space marine 2

[plush mason]

helmet=fodder

[queen laurel]

in lore their durability are about equal but special mega armour made for Wspecial mega armor made for Warbosses tend to be a lot tougher

[dusk patrol]

I personally do not like characters going without a helmet, but it’s how it is

[small grail]

calgar as well

[plush mason]

its one of the oldest tropes in media honestly

[small grail]

helmets are cool tho

[dusk patrol]

At least with Orks it makes a little more sense

[rocky gale]

Terrible news, Aragorn didn't wear a helmet 0/10 awful movie

[hallow plover]

I played with helmets on 🙂

[plush mason]

agreed

[small grail]

i like the ones with the skulls

[dusk patrol]

Yeah, I personally always put helmets on my dudes and I like that game workshop has overtime given us more helmet options for named characters

Especially because they look pretty sick

[queen laurel]

Yeah their Skulls are way Tougher than Humans

[plush mason]

random question, you think the cadians will end up losing their purple eyes now that their world is gone?

[queen laurel]

Like even the smallest one can survive a hit that would cave in a human head

[small grail]

if ogryns fought with orks how wud that go

[dusk patrol]

I think it’s genetic, for some at least

I recall a book mentioning this

Can’t recall what it was though

[small grail]

is there anything special about the eyes?

[dusk patrol]

There’s no rule really

[queen laurel]

boyz will get killed

Nobs have a chance to win and are more skilled in a fight but they are not as strong

a Warboss will almost always win

[dusk patrol]

Average Ogryn would pulverize the average Ork

Once you get bigger it changes

[small grail]

ogryns are scary

[plush mason]

they got them from staring into the eye or terror for a long time

[dusk patrol]

Ogryns and Orks aren’t all created equal

[small grail]

do they get like some sorta powers for that or?

[dusk patrol]

Some Ogryns are much more dangerous same for Orks

[plush mason]

nah

its just symbolic afaik

[dusk patrol]

Cadia constantly had cults popping up on it in fact

[small grail]

plague ogryns are massive tho in darktide

how that happen

[dusk patrol]

And lots of inquisitors

[dusk patrol]

Nurgle

Chaos

[plush mason]

mutated by the powers of Nurgle

[small grail]

aint slaanesh the youngest chaos god

[plush mason]

yesnt

[rocky gale]

Yes but Chaos gods don't care about your silly laws of time and space

[small grail]

howd he blow out khornes back

[dusk patrol]

What

[plush mason]

huh?

[small grail]

soryy break

[plush mason]

he didnt?

[rocky gale]

He's talking old lore

[small grail]

ye

[rocky gale]

Slaanesh broke Khorne's back

[small grail]

is it true?

[dusk patrol]

When Slannesh was born it was powerful but the gods always shift in whose most powerful

It’s not really relevant

[rocky gale]

It's true of the old lore

[dusk patrol]

The other three always gang up on them when they do

[small grail]

by standards whos oldest?

[dusk patrol]

So it might still be but it’s just the great game being played

[small grail]

id think nurgle

[dusk patrol]

Nurgle or Khorne

[small grail]

cuz disease has been around for a while

[dusk patrol]

Idk if there’s clear more anymore

[plush mason]

in fantasy it was Khorne

idk about 40k

[rocky gale]

Basically Slaanesh was young and full of power and was using the power of their birth to eat all the Eldar Gods, Khorne rushed in to protect Khaine while the other Chaos Gods sat back

[small grail]

oh

is that why he never gets up

[rocky gale]

Khorne saved a few of the Eldar gods but in the process Slaanesh gave him the Bane special

https://tenor.com/view/bane-dark-knight-rises-broken-back-pain-low-gif-16700598

[plush mason]

i still dont get why he saved Khaine

[dusk patrol]

He was a war god

It wasn’t really him being nice

[languid meadow]

Khorne would feel lonely

[dusk patrol]

More like “stay out of my territory”

[languid meadow]

Gork and Mork aren't good neighbors

[rocky gale]

Yea Khaine was god of war, wrath, destruction and murder, all things which feed Khorne.

[plush mason]

speaking of, where do they reside? are they in the warp and if so do they ever interact directly with the other gods?

[small grail]

does khornes presence cause frenzy?

i heard that is causes like intense rage

[languid meadow]

I assume it works like how it does in other Warhammer ips with all gods inhabiting parts of the warp

[small grail]

what creeps me out is how kind nurgle acts

like i know hes a shitty guy but like

[languid meadow]

Pretty sure the gods do have actual bodies

[small grail]

whats the deal with his "love" whys he so kind with it

[rocky gale]

Certified "Nice guy" moment

[small grail]

no seriously like

its creepy

and also one of the reasons i like him

[storm jungle]

its basically nihilistic doomerism

[small grail]

hes odd yet very well done as vreepy

[storm jungle]

more or less being "it is what it is" in the worst way imaginable

[small grail]

nurgle does that very well

i dont get khorne tho

he just sits and looks

thats all ive seen from him

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah hes a war god

he just wants people to die

thats kind of it

[small grail]

and then theres the sex deviant

[storm jungle]

Slaanesh isnt about sex

[small grail]

he just does people

[small grail]

misconception my bad

but like the pleasure dude

[languid meadow]

He can stand unless skarbrand being exiled is before the Birth of slaaneshb

[storm jungle]

Its pleasure in every sense essentially

obsession with anything and everything

[small grail]

then theres the biggest dick of them all tzeentch

[rocky gale]

Time is strange for Chaos

[languid meadow]

I mean yeah

[rocky gale]

Slaanesh existed before their birth because yes

[small grail]

literally uses his people to "fuck around and find out"

[languid meadow]

Unless khorne is just fucking lazy and pretending he can't walk

[spare osprey]

I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING

fallen angel from the fallen comics

[small grail]

his back got snapped like a kitkat my dude

what do u want him to do

[storm jungle]

hes so hot its insane

[languid meadow]

He's a chaos god

[small grail]

still

hes fat

he got a beer belly

[languid meadow]

He should heal himself that's what he should do

[spare osprey]

even in fuckin death

[small grail]

well not enough people are killing each other

so no heals

[dusk patrol]

It’s excess

[languid meadow]

Fuck it, I believe he healed himself and is just too lazy to do anything

[dusk patrol]

It can technically be anything

[small grail]

no fun

unless the emperor does like a comeback maybe hell get riled up

which will never occur

[rocky gale]

It's possible that it just takes a lot of effort to do it with the injury

[dusk patrol]

Oh yeah that guy

[rocky gale]

Or maybe the injury isn't canon anymore, who knows

[dusk patrol]

Heh

[small grail]

either that or his back is still blown out

[spare osprey]

i actually had to hit up the artists for this page to find a version without the text

[small grail]

tzeetch is loki but worse

[storm jungle]

Bro you are a profesisonal nerd

[small grail]

i played the total war games and hes such a dick

[spare osprey]

cause i was curious about the helmets in the bottom right

[dusk patrol]

I hate it when a homie shunks me

[small grail]

every time i try to cast a spell in tw 3 its a miscast and my dude goes nuclear like chernobyl

[dusk patrol]

Hate to see it

[small grail]

mfs when they get shunked

[spare osprey]

ended up using them as refs for some of my own fallen \

[small grail]

id love it if my health potion isnt a atom bomb in a bottle