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green loom
rose thorn
They Shrank His Shoulders, Made Him Look Soft….
spare osprey
My pure uneducated guess
Fulgrim
I think that’s wine or blood
And his base will have people drowning in it
queen laurel
They Shrank His Shoulders, Made Him Look Soft….
it looks way too dangly and skinny
rose thorn
This could also be a kruleboyz model tbh
rocky gale
Hmm
Could be Kruleboyz
Or also a Nighthaunt model
Like some sort of Drowner ghost
Like a new Banshee or something
queen laurel
This could also be a kruleboyz model tbh
i want it to be ogors so bad
queen laurel
Which models usually have a kinda muddy base
Krulboyz do have that
rose thorn
Wiat what models hav water on the base?
queen laurel
my guess is a large centerpiece model for the ghost guys
Nighthaunt huh
queen laurel
or did the AoS rumour engine pics have a different frame
i don't think of them as the type of faction that would have something drowning on a liquid as a centerpiece
rose thorn
The hand doenst look right to me to be nighthaunt tbh
storm jungle
rose thorn
queen laurel
don't let the rest of the fandom see this
queen laurel
The hand doenst look right to me to be nighthaunt tbh
new slaughter master maybe?
queen laurel
yeah must be a Mawpot or something
rose thorn
rose thorn
new slaughter master maybe?
I 100% belive this, additionally this model got new terrain rules
And a new regiment of renown
queen laurel
I 100% belive this, additionally this model got new terrain rules
oh damn that makes sense
hasty coral
outer wave
On the bright side, it at least means AoS gets good shit
radiant lance
Does anyone even like 40k?
gray umbra
Nah
paper haven
Elegant, concise, accurate
fallen plaza
Does anyone even like 40k?
What do you think this is a 40k server?
paper haven
I like 30k. 40k is alright, I guess
storm jungle
Does anyone even like 40k?
You basically like it at first a lot then as the years go you kinda become bitter and worn out, or still keep this composure while still having some stingy tendencies lol
People tend to have this idea as newcomers that 40k is better than any setting out there before kinda slowly realising its simply more vast while having the depth of a puddle lol
spring cairn
they have flaws but i'd still say the warhammer settings are my favourite ones in fiction
fantasy being having a special spot ofc
outer wave
they have flaws but i'd still say the warhammer settings are my favourite ones i...
Thats my outlook on Warhammer as a whole
Theres alot of dumb shit behind the scenes and on the scene, but its still one of my go to fictional settings
dusk patrol
It’s a lot of fun and very unique, and it’s got a lot going on
outer wave
Yuh
rocky gale
LotR's setting is just so..... dense
rocky gale
I tried playing the CK3 mod for it and you need a wiki open in a seperate tab just to understand what's happening
outer wave
Theres a ton to read about even outside of the main 3 books
Sarmillion book, the Hobbit
gray umbra
I think you can still enjoy 40k if you just remember to take it at face value
Once you start asking how its ogryn
outer wave
OGRE!?
fallen plaza
I like 30k. 40k is alright, I guess
Zased
small grail
@crystal forum @fallen plaza the elder brother of the emperor looks like venom in face wise
The one I made
rose thorn
i feel like there isnt as much hype around the new killteam edition then gw thinks there is
or wants tehre to be
storm jungle
I think you can still enjoy 40k if you just remember to take it at face value
Pretty much. Ive been a fan for 12 years so im kinda tired of it on the frontal areas lol
I still like 40k a lot, the fandom is just awful, especially back in the day as a female fan
radiant lance
Female?
Custodes?
fallen plaza
I still like 40k a lot, the fandom is just awful, especially back in the day as ...
Thats a bummer for you honestly
crystal forum
GW want to replace my forge world graviton guns because they arrived broken but it's out of stock 😔
fallen plaza
Im lucky im like one of the whopping five 40k fans in asia
So i get to experience absolutely nothing
😁
storm jungle
Thats a bummer for you honestly
When half my time in this hobby is dealing with coomer guys telling me to go play sororitas it ends up that way 
paper haven
Remember to take 40k completely seriously, even to the point of mimicking your world view based off of it.
storm jungle
"Girls like girl figurines right?"
storm jungle
Remember to take 40k completely seriously, even to the point of mimicking your w...
LMAO
unrelated totally
crystal forum
i have two choices, return the kit and get full refund or keep it and get 10$ voucher
what should i do lads
fallen plaza
How much is the kit
crystal forum
can get a sandwich with it
voucher. it's store credits
storm jungle
voucher. it's store credits
same thing
fallen plaza
voucher. it's store credits
Okay so its not worth it
queen laurel
When half my time in this hobby is dealing with coomer guys telling me to go pla...
Care to hear the slannesh is all about sex joke for the 1 billionth time?
fallen plaza
Tf are you gonna buy with 10 bucks in a hobby store?
fallen plaza
Plastic cement cost more than that
paper haven
When half my time in this hobby is dealing with coomer guys telling me to go pla...
Odd, as Imperial guard is clearly the correct choice
storm jungle
paper haven
Or Orks, if you actually want to have fun
rose thorn
i love when 40k book writers try and put a great message in it
but holy shit its hard to like
consider it
fallen plaza
Odd, as Imperial guard is clearly the correct choice
*solar auxilia
We only acknowledge good guard regiments here
crystal forum
How much is the kit
31$
crystal forum
not all the pieces are broken at least
small grail
Im lucky im like one of the whopping five 40k fans in asia
Where in Asia we talkin
storm jungle
i love when 40k book writers try and put a great message in it
Your first mistake is assuming 40k fans read
fallen plaza
Where in Asia we talkin
Southeast asia
rose thorn
like spears of the emperor is a story about trauma, but also we spent 15 minutes talking about how the labotomy slaves were doing their job poorly
small grail
Southeast asia
Ah
storm jungle
like spears of the emperor is a story about trauma, but also we spent 15 minutes...
Peak content imo
rose thorn
fr
paper haven
As a 40k fan, I cannot read and, in fact, believe that reading is largely unnecessary
queen laurel
Or Orks, if you actually want to have fun
Why did you think i picked Orks everytime in every single warhammer universe from age of sigmar 40k to fantasy?
I don't care that demigod number one is hating on demigod number 2 i just want to kill someone with a giant axe
crystal forum
i think i'll take the store credit since i can at least use a couple of the graviton guns
rose thorn
what is a graviton gun???
paper haven
Why did you think i picked Orks everytime in every single warhammer universe fro...
Ork players are never salty
crystal forum
what is a graviton gun???
horus heresy weapon that changes the value of gravity wherever you point it
paper haven
So... A gun?
rose thorn
oh like the gravity gun
queen laurel
Ork players are never salty
they can be they aren't always go lucky
storm jungle
what is a graviton gun???
basically it flattens your ass to the floor and uses gravity against you
or makes you contort into yourself
crystal forum
except instead of moving stuff around you can make a tank suddenly 100 times heavy and then crumble under its own weight
paper haven
Wouldn't such a weapon create a black hole?
fallen plaza
Of course were gonna make that shitty joke
storm jungle
No idea lol
fallen plaza
Of course
crystal forum
Wouldn't such a weapon create a black hole?
you need much MUCH more pressure than that
rose thorn
ignore the guns that actually mkae black holes
crystal forum
we're talking reducing planet to the size of a peanut to create a black hole
paper haven
They're adjusting gravity. Gravity.
celest dome
Wouldn't such a weapon create a black hole?
If it would be powerful enough
rose thorn
hey where the fuck are the blackholes in 40k
queen laurel
what is a graviton gun???
It's a gun that can either knockout the target or completely crush them into a bloody pulp using gravity
rose thorn
i feel like they arent mentioned at at all
celest dome
Don't the Dark Eldar use them as trap
fallen plaza
They are quite prominent
paper haven
The Orks blew them all up
celest dome
Like teleporting people in it
crystal forum
hey where the fuck are the blackholes in 40k
it's weird right? not even any wiki entries
paper haven
That's pretty funny
rose thorn
cant believe Horus john heresy stole all the black holes
crystal forum
im glad im not the only one who noticed
rose thorn
thats why its called the black legion
fallen plaza
What is this, some kinda of black legion?
storm jungle
Horus Rising making this joke legit still has its PTSD claws in me
paper haven
Some kind of... Army of darkness?
fallen plaza
Could this be… an age of darkness?
outer wave
What are you, some kind of Rising Horus?
fallen plaza
Battle for beta-garmon?
rose thorn
some sort of, chaos spasce marines?
storm jungle
'What do you think of the light now?' Guilliman asked.
'I like it well enough,' said Gantulga. 'It is not the trap I feared. But I marked your words to the Imperial Fist. The actions of Horus...'
He said the name like a snake-hiss, as if it burned his mouth and he wanted to spit it out.
'Heresy, I would say,' said Guilliman. 'It was treachery at first. To turn against brothers, to kill for personal advancement and power. But we have seen them, seen how their minds and bodies have been corrupted. their very belief systems have been warped. This is no longer Horus' treachery. It is his heresy.'
screaming
crystal forum
emperor... horus has done a heresy!!!
storm jungle
JAY YOU HAD TO SAY IT
rose thorn
IHAHSAHHAHA
outer wave
GOD
storm jungle
FUCKING KILL ME
rose thorn
TIM TRYING NOT TO LAUGHIN CLASS
outer wave
> 'What do you think of the light now?' Guilliman asked.
>
> 'I like it well e...
"This is no longer Horus' treachery. It is his heresy... in this Warhammer 30,000."
fallen plaza
Okay
storm jungle
Get over it
fallen plaza
Lore question
queen laurel
FUCKING KILL ME
sure
paper haven
Them calling it a heresy in real time blows my mind
storm jungle
same
fallen plaza
I know its weird for me to ask
But i remember apparently the inventor of the lasgun was mentioned in the fulgrim book
Is this true? Or is this bait
crystal forum
probably some dan abnet headcannon
paper haven
I thought it was supposed to be what people called it afterwards, to explain why their God is a skeleton
But nah, Guilliman coined the term on day 1
crystal forum
lasguns as far as im aware are older than even STC's
fallen plaza
Because allegedly the reason the lasgun was called such was because the inventor had a lisp
rose thorn
think my teacher now thinks i find rivers hilarious
storm jungle
Because allegedly the reason the lasgun was called such was because the inventor...
Found it lmao
fallen plaza
And that it was his “last gun”
storm jungle
Looks to be untrue, not surprised
crystal forum
https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/10t8lib/so_the_inventor_of_the_land_ra...
this has to be fake
queen laurel
think my teacher now thinks i find rivers hilarious
May i ask for context
storm jungle
this has to be fake
Yeah they correct him
queen laurel
Like as in the stream of water that just moves
fallen plaza
Good
rose thorn
how is this worse then epoeple in aos unrionically saying age of sigmar
paper haven
Also Land, the character
rose thorn
May i ask for context
enviorments calss
fallen plaza
If this was real im burning all my minis
paper haven
What kind of self insert bullshit
outer wave
this has to be fake
No the inventor of the Lasgun was actually Las Gun
queen laurel
enviorments calss
I guess that explains it
crystal forum
No the inventor of the Lasgun was actually Las Gun
john las
rose thorn
she was tlaking about streams and my face was physically read
fallen plaza
John lasmmaticus
outer wave
STEVE LASER
rose thorn
> 'What do you think of the light now?' Guilliman asked.
>
> 'I like it well e...
i physically can not handle that hsi exists
crystal forum
can we take a moment to realize that john grammaticus is good at languages. john grammar
queen laurel
she was tlaking about streams and my face was physically read
That's certainly away to get accused of laughing at rivers
storm jungle
can we take a moment to realize that john grammaticus is good at languages. john...
fuck you
lmao
STOP IT
fallen plaza
John asthmathicus
crystal forum
and ollanius pius
OLE PERSON
paper haven
Yes I am a mechanicus Magos but I like my human face, also I discovered the Land raider, also I watched the Emperor study Angron
crystal forum
old fucking person
rose thorn
> 'What do you think of the light now?' Guilliman asked.
>
> 'I like it well e...
was this in the fuckin, final horus heresy books
what ever they were called
the relaly bad ones
fallen plaza
Not all were bad
paper haven
Ollanius Pius fought in WW1
fallen plaza
Its a lot of slop though
rose thorn
guys is he called the emperor, because he empers the imperium?
paper haven
There was an iron warrior had a past life where he met ollanius Pius
crystal forum
i dont get how perpetuals like ollanius can survive for like 50k years even though they die to normal wounds
and he fought in several wars too
storm jungle
i dont get how perpetuals like ollanius can survive for like 50k years even thou...
because they are
get this
Perpetual
fallen plaza
Isnt it grand that they decided to ruin the guardsmen sacrifice bit
paper haven
Also, that imperial guard unit from John grammaticus' first book?
crystal forum
but he still dies to horus
paper haven
Loved it
paper haven
What about the star child?
fallen plaza
still some of the worst lore in 40k
How do you know?
crystal forum
Isnt it grand that they decided to ruin the guardsmen sacrifice bit
dan trying to shoehorn every single fucking thing ever said about the final battle in his book
fallen plaza
You ever read a book before? Hmm?
rose thorn
because perpetuals is the worst shit ever written
storm jungle
Yeah like
you dont need to read most 40k fiction to know perpetuals suck
just ask Jay
fallen plaza
Im just baiting
crystal forum
tbf it's very hard to write immortal characters
paper haven
There was the mother wolf perpetual too
fallen plaza
I just see people parrot it around and they dont even read the stories
rose thorn
You ever read a book before? Hmm?
yes its why dragon marine primarch whats his name fucking sucks
fallen plaza
You dont see me complain about it
storm jungle
yeah but
paper haven
She fought alongside space wolves to get her kids back
storm jungle
you are a 30k sloppa
fallen plaza
Dilera Dilimmaticus
rose thorn
I WANAN MURDER EVERY SALAMANDER WRITER EVER
paper haven
<:choke:809802481608818718> I WANAN MURDER EVERY SALAMANDER WRITER EVER
Just like Konrad
dusk patrol
I dislike Ollanius purely because the fanbase was mad about a fanfic version of the vengeful spirit events not being canon for so long, when Ollanius Pius was ever even in the VS in lore and was completely separated from it.
fallen plaza
Look at kanye
rose thorn
yeah they do somehting that other chapters dont
dusk patrol
And it’s all 1d4chan bullshit
gray umbra
The only good marine is a dead marine
paper haven
They call everything a crusade and doesn't afraid of anything
rose thorn
what do salamdners do for nayhone besides saying space marines suck except them
crystal forum
ollanius is pretty interesting because he's like the only connection we actually have in 40k to our time
dusk patrol
And now that version is basically canon and it annoys me because these nimrods think they were right
rose thorn
i hope volkun is never found out of pure spite
paper haven
He hid them
storm jungle
I dislike Ollanius purely because the fanbase was mad about a fanfic version of ...
I legit do not understand the outrage over his retcon
dusk patrol
Idk there’s probably a bunch of wars there after our time too
storm jungle
like it makes sense, i like the propaganda angle to it
outer wave
like this guy fought in afghanistan
If Ollnius is that old, shouldnt he just be functionally insane by this point?
paper haven
Wait, what's the retcon around ollanius Pius?
fallen plaza
Shut up sloppa
rose thorn
who is ollnius?
crystal forum
If Ollnius is that old, shouldnt he just be functionally insane by this point?
again, extremely hard to write immortal characters
dusk patrol
I legit do not understand the outrage over his retcon
The thing is, he never ever did that in the lore. Never once was a guardsmen referenced as being in the vengeful spirit prior
dusk patrol
It was always a IF termie or Custodes
storm jungle
Yeah it was just contradiction upon contradiction or whatever the fuck
paper haven
who is ollnius?
He stands up to Horus and gets annihilated
storm jungle
its like rogue trader era lore
rose thorn
what the fuck am i looking at
rose thorn
He stands up to Horus and gets annihilated
i though it was an alpha legion guy
fallen plaza
its like rogue trader era lore
The contradiction kinda worked in its favour though
gray umbra
Ollanius stands up to horus and in his final moments he has flashbacks to january 6th
dusk patrol
His only appearance was he took a bullet for the emperor when the whole siege was on Terra and it was a legend and AGGGGDSJEISBRISD
crystal forum
who is ollnius?
you know the myth of the guardsman who stood against horus when the emperor fell that some youtubers mention? it's him
storm jungle
The contradiction kinda worked in its favour though
rose thorn
you know the myth of the guardsman who stood against horus when the emperor fell...
was it like, good?
paper haven
i though it was an alpha legion guy
I don't think he's alpha legion
crystal forum
his storyline is ok
dusk patrol
Abnett kinda made them all true lol
fallen plaza
crystal forum
he's more of a side character for john grammaticus afaik
gray umbra
Eh it was more people hyping up his big guardsman balls
dusk patrol
There’s a Custodes, two marines, and Ollanius
paper haven
Dan really doesn't understand what restraint is, huh?
gray umbra
Nop
crystal forum
yup
dusk patrol
That’s cause it’s shit
crystal forum
he wants to please everybody
dusk patrol
Like wtf is he a DMC protagonist?
paper haven
this art physically hurts to look at
Yep. That's it
gray umbra
Pull my lasgun trigger
paper haven
Look at his cool cape guys
fallen plaza
I would steal this and add this as background for my shit 40k lore video and not credit them
paper haven
He's so brave
crystal forum
i like the art of the guy who stands up to angron
rose thorn
I would steal this and add this as background for my shit 40k lore video and not...
thats aht i got it from
paper haven
i like the art of the guy who stands up to angron
Moments before being splattered all over a wall, I imagine
storm jungle
I would steal this and add this as background for my shit 40k lore video and not...
BASED
crystal forum
Moments before being splattered all over a wall, I imagine
that's the implication yes
gray umbra
Top hidden 40k lore facts
rose thorn
hey when did hh become bad lmao
gray umbra
After the 4th book
paper haven
Tends to happen to people who stand up to Angron. Or talk to Angron. Or look at Angron.
crystal forum
being on the same planet
paper haven
Existing on the same plane of existence
fallen plaza
Am i the only one who thinks his 40k model blows?
paper haven
hey when did hh become bad lmao
I actually enjoy HH. Yes, even the battle of the Abyss
dusk patrol
north condor
ok i got to ask if this is a true lore thing
paper haven
Haven't read the end and the death yet. I'm working up my courage
north condor
somewhere in the galaxy there is a civil war over the god damn date being heresy??
paper haven
Oh I wonder if he wins
storm jungle
somewhere in the galaxy there is a civil war over the god damn date being heresy...
that is correct
because the Imperium is dumb
storm jungle
Me vs a single tyranid warrior (I die)
paper haven
Date? As in year?
fallen plaza
This is what happens when the imperium is run by a billion dills
north condor
oh wait i cant send reaction gifs yet lmao
crystal forum
rip
storm jungle
This is what happens when the imperium is run by a billion dills
Someones gotta clean up the slopstains the zimmers left everywhere
uppity little shithead
outer wave
But the sloppy though....
paper haven
Don't fall for it
small grail
How do perpetual ls work?
north condor
imagine being put onto the firing line because you wanted to surprise your commissar for their birthday
paper haven
How do perpetual ls work?
They die. But then they get better.
gray umbra
How do perpetual ls work?
They just do
Die. Show up halfway through a novel 4 books later
Hey guys its me
John grammaticus
paper haven
Remember John grammaticus?
crystal forum
How do perpetual ls work?
some always come back to life like vulkan. some never die like the emperor. some are just immortal but die to large wounds like ollanius
fallen plaza
John grammaticus
Gay ass name btw
north condor
lmao
paper haven
Alright, I'm going for a walk. Out of an airlock
crystal forum
Gay ass name btw
he's good at languages btw if you couldn't tell
gray umbra
They should have named him john darktide
fallen plaza
Thats like saying, hey my names joey noun
paper haven
(four books later)
Anyway I'm not dead
gray umbra
Or john warhammer
paper haven
He really is John Warhammer
north condor
emperor of mankind's best friend john dark tide holding hands as they prance into fields
fallen plaza
Or john warhammer
How about instead of john we call him fiht?
dusk patrol
How do perpetual ls work?
They’re not really a consistent thing so much as they share a similar trait of being hard to kill permanently
Some are artificial it seems too
north condor
emperior of man kind ❌ mr warhammer ✅
dusk patrol
There’s a few different special weapons, largely warp based stuff, which can permakill them
storm jungle
Love that too
dusk patrol
Stuff which fucks up the soul
paper haven
What about the loyalist word bearer?
storm jungle
The Memechorite?
paper haven
The one who helps Johnny
dusk patrol
He’s not really loyalist
But Narek we don’t know his fate yet
Iirc the leaked post siege books one seems to be about him
He was at the siege but obviously Lorgar wasn’t there
paper haven
Well, as loyalist as a word bearer can be
storm jungle
Not that hard to believe
fallen plaza
Speaking of dreds
paper haven
Wait is there more than one?
fallen plaza
I loved rylanors reaction to the virus bombs dropping
dusk patrol
Although I think by the end he did basically become Loyalist, he didn’t officially rejoin loyalists forces though
paper haven
Remember that one Emperor's children guy? He was friends with Lucien and then he just fucking dies
gray umbra
I loved rylanors reaction to the virus bombs dropping
"BROTHER. WHAT THE FUCK"
Oh saul tarvitz?
He was a bro
paper haven
No the other one
crystal forum
Remember that one Emperor's children guy? He was friends with Lucien and then he...
the one that gets stomped by abaddon?
storm jungle
Lets talk about stringstorm
shut the fuck up lol
no idea what he was thinking with that video either
paper haven
Nope, Lucien cuts his head off after he accidentally kills loyalist astartes because Lucien was fighting them
fallen plaza
no idea what he was thinking with **that** video either
What? The rylanor vid?
storm jungle
What? The rylanor vid?
The one where he admits hes a pedo
celest dome
no idea what he was thinking with **that** video either
What video the one where he reveal that bad thing he did ?
storm jungle
YEP
paper haven
The one where he admits hes a pedo
Wait WHAT?
crystal forum
that reminds me of lucien cutting off the head of a sergeant just so he can speak in his coms lol
storm jungle
go to his channel and scroll down a bit
paper haven
Explain
storm jungle
fallen plaza
I just wanted to talk about his shit songs
paper haven
I have no idea who that is
storm jungle
Uh basically big 40k composter for fanworks
storm jungle
I just wanted to talk about his shit songs
Eh people mostly forgot about the issue now lol
so its whatever i guess
storm jungle
Not really
paper haven
Welp, now I know they're a pedo.
storm jungle
he mostly just lost support of some big fanworkers like Alfa
and thats kind of it
he 100% just made this video so he wouldnt properly get exposed but again whatever
fallen plaza
Smart move stringy
paper haven
Which means someone was going to expose him
small grail
The one where he admits hes a pedo
That took a police level turn who u talking about sister
paper haven
Meaning he fucked up
storm jungle
Which means someone was going to expose him
Yeah pretty much.
but like
i never liked the dude ala Zimmer so its whatever lol
paper haven
Is it because Zimmer likes him?
fallen plaza
😐
celest dome
Well Dilara see what has been resumed, but basically 'talked' to a 14/15 year old and had her send things
paper haven
That's not a no, Zimmer
gray umbra
For some reason i thought u were talking about the dreadnaught
And i was like where is this coming from
paper haven
Doubtful but even a broken clock is right every once in a while.
crystal forum
ravenor has been hanging around the noviciates frequently lately
fallen plaza
Of course if you cherrypick i can seem like a broken clock
paper haven
For some reason i thought u were talking about the dreadnaught
That was my first thought too
paper haven
Of course if you cherrypick i can seem like a broken clock
Wasn't calling you a broken clock. I'm sure you work perfectly well.
Can tell time and everything
fallen plaza
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
paper haven
See what I mean?
fallen plaza
spring cairn
this is peak imperial technology
opaque coyote
Would it be ridiculous to have a Khornate Berserker literally slice through a fired tank shell
Cause to be honest. I'm gonna have him do some King Bradley level shit
queen laurel
Would it be ridiculous to have a Khornate Berserker literally slice through a fi...
you're really asking that?
opaque coyote
Yes
queen laurel
this is warhammer go ahead
opaque coyote
Fuck yeah
queen laurel
it's not the most ridiculous thing
you can just say that he has like refined senses or some shit
opaque coyote
this is warhammer go ahead
I mean people got angry over backflipping terminators
Then again this is a fanfic not black library lmao
queen laurel
I mean people got angry over backflipping terminators
Then again this is a fanf...
It's just a marine slicing a tank shell it's not that ridiculous trust me
opaque coyote
you can just say that he has like refined senses or some shit
I mean Khorne would 100% give that as a blessing. There is no way it isn't
paper haven
Remember how Angron held up a Titan's foot when it tried to step on Lorgar?
A berserker can absolutely cut a tank shell in half, inspiring a dozen others to attempt the exact same feat with varied results
fallen plaza
https://youtu.be/xPh6DzcKYbQ?si=uGteJJvrf4YhIxWJ
Again my favorite word comes to mind
✨ It depends ✨
The strongest marine zerker at most can take out a squad of marines on his own
celest dome
Would it be ridiculous to have a Khornate Berserker literally slice through a fi...
Would it be ridiculous
Yes.
Would it be appropriate for warhammer
Also yes
fallen plaza
In the right conditions
celest dome
The strongest marine zerker at most can take out a squad of marines on his own
Ok, would we accept Kharn as being the strongest Zerker or not ?
fallen plaza
Ok, would we accept Kharn as being the strongest Zerker or not ?
Yes
celest dome
Then he can do much mor than take out a squad of marines
fallen plaza
A named zerker can do more yeah
gray umbra
Some slaaneshi swordmarine stimmed up the ass with combat drugs can probably parry bullets tbh
paper haven
Good guy armor?
queen laurel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1221607272661385216/1285662002177380452...
ah yes the war crime supreme
spring cairn
and then they pull up with this fit
queen laurel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1221607272661385216/1285662002177380452...
oh yeah so gas will only work at the bugs right
spring cairn
it work on everything because it's corrosive
languid meadow
no it works on bots
queen laurel
it work on everything because it's corrosive
so shit that's neat
spring cairn
now it blinds targets and consufe them, you can see them flailing around in it
attacking the air
their eyes are melting it's so cute
spring cairn
they did
queen laurel
they did
holy **** they are actually buffing things
i never thought i'd see the day
spring cairn
they always did, just sloptubers blowing things out of proportions
the real winner of this patch is
my performance
fps skyrocketed for me
dusk patrol
Hellwhiners is real
But overall a lot of the changes are good
The 500kg bomb in particular is a nice one
spring cairn
yeah they caved in but good changes overall
languid meadow
there are a few things that didn't need buffs but I guess they buffed them so they didn't get power crept
like the base lib
it was already fine
spring cairn
liberator concussive, now with drum magazine
queen laurel
there are a few things that didn't need buffs but I guess they buffed them so th...
How accurate was the constant nerfing part
spring cairn
that's the real winner
queen laurel
because that's all i hear they are yammering about nowadays
opaque coyote
Would it be ridiculous
Yes.
Would it be appropriate for warhammer
Also yes
Fuck yeah time to do some anime shit for SMs lmao
languid meadow
they would nerf weapons but not the causes of why those weapons would dominate
like everyone was using the flamethrower because of the charger spam
spring cairn
yeah but it worked because of a bug tho
they fixed the bug
now they made it a feature
dusk patrol
Yeah overall I think the main issue was the devs not really communicating well and also not really understanding how to balance for fun and their game
But whatever
It as mix of a inept dev team and an annoying whiney playerbase
languid meadow
they fixed the bug
they did but making it so the flamethrower couldn't go passed one bug was crazy
the HD2 discord and reddit is so bad
never look in there
spring cairn
anyway, down with the flamethrower, thrusday the fart gun era begins in earnest
queen laurel
I sure do hope this is a turning point for hell divers because I do not wanna hear the fans keep yammering even when I'm avoiding them I hear something about them
but we'll see
languid meadow
gamers never stop complaining
spring cairn
well now with the mass appeal update being out they either shut up or admit they're hypocrites
languid meadow
too hopeful of you to think otherwise
queen laurel
too hopeful of you to think otherwise
my disappointment is already on the floor trust me i would be impressed if they quieted down even like 1%
dusk patrol
The gunship one is huge for me tbh
queen laurel
I just checked the discord and I already see tribalism
that's your first mistake, their discord is more feral than darktide
spring cairn
I just checked the discord and I already see tribalism
rule number 1 of hd2 discord, do not go in the generals
languid meadow
The gunship one is huge for me tbh
yes, especially when they would spawn 3 gunship fabs next to each other
lmao
dusk patrol
rule number 1 of hd2 discord, do not go in the generals
This largely applies to most discords tbh
spring cairn
it's kinda like this discord was back then
and still kinda is
general is alwasy the worst channel
outer wave
I sure do hope this is a turning point for hell divers because I do not wanna he...
Personally I feel they'll just come back to places like here or SM2 communities to spout off but hopefully I'm wrong
queen laurel
Personally I feel they'll just come back to places like here or SM2 communities ...
you know you're not
complaining is part of humanity
outer wave
It's fun to complain especially if it's something that many in a community think is shit
languid meadow
Personally I feel they'll just come back to places like here or SM2 communities ...
the space marine community is already full of those people and worse
they just keep to themselves
queen laurel
the space marine community is already full of those people and worse
i don't like grouping in people and making fun of them but it's a gathering hub of space marine fans
it's gonna be like the garden of nurgle whether you like it or not
languid meadow
queen laurel
a good chunk of them are not right in the head
languid meadow
God bless everyone who isn't a space marine/guard fan
outer wave
it's gonna be like the garden of nurgle whether you like it or not
Probably smells like one too tbh
queen laurel
God bless everyone who isn't a space marine/guard fan
you can meet good ones examples being here but my god
spring cairn
God bless everyone who isn't a space marine/guard fan
guard fans are fine fuck yuo
outer wave
God bless everyone who isn't a space marine/guard fan
Now I like guard and I think space marines are cool, but where is my Ogryn faction?
queen laurel
When they have a guard related or space marine related pfp you can't help but be on the defensive
languid meadow
guard fans are fine fuck yuo
They got NEW models that are wicked but they still fucking complained
I love guard as well
but man
dusk patrol
Here’s a crazy idea
Most fans are fine in general, and we don’t need to generalize any
outer wave
When they have a guard related or space marine related pfp you can't help but be...
We've all become paranoid of them just suddenly being racist in here
dusk patrol
Just judge people by how they act
queen laurel
Just judge people by how they act
why do you think i still talk to you even when you have a space marine PFP?
i'm just saying there is a pattern there that you really cannot ignore
languid meadow
it's not really space marine pfps and guard pfps in general
it's krieg and black templars you have to watch out for
queen laurel
it's krieg and black templars you have to watch out for
black templar fans being genuinely surprised that they use guns
dusk patrol
I’ve seen plenty of assholes come in here with all sorts of favorites or pfps and it goes for other discords too
languid meadow
they amount of krieg pfp that were banned in vet chat when this game launched was hilarious
spring cairn
the krieg pfp it's a 50/50 he just knows warhammer by the shitty memes
dusk patrol
They’re jsut popular well know factions unfortunately
I’m gonna correct bad lore takes or ignore racism or whatever but like a good one third of the dudes I see online do the black Templar look in SM2
It’s a cool look and it’s well known
spring cairn
and you can get a deathwatch pauldron + chapter heraldry with it
queen laurel
I’m gonna correct bad lore takes or ignore racism or whatever but like a good on...
i'm more surprised that they can't fathom that black templars actually use guns
spring cairn
dusk patrol
I don’t really wanna write people off because they like a normie faction
dusk patrol
and you can get a deathwatch pauldron + chapter heraldry with it
This grinds my gears endlessly we can’t do this with most chapters
spring cairn
it sucks
dusk patrol
i'm more surprised that they can't fathom that black templars actually use guns
People are dumb and don’t read much beyond memes sadly
I’ve seen so many bad lore takes on TikTok and whatever about 40k from dudes playing SM2
dusk patrol
Like people don’t get, they don’t use a codex loophole
They just ignore the codex
I don’t think the codex loophole is even mentioned ever
queen laurel
Like people don’t get, they don’t use a codex loophole
I think that comes from you know the unfortunate most source of lore for beginners
the you tubers
dusk patrol
They look cool + you have those memes
queen laurel
shovel, suicide, shovel, suicide, *happy gasmask noises*
welp shit
oh well that's another passage to the book of shame
crystal forum
killing orks in the tundra with a soviet aesthetic 👌
queen laurel
valhallan pfp's are based
is your PFP even valhallan
crystal forum
bruh
queen laurel
or is it just like a raccoon wearing a furry hat
crystal forum
yea it is
crystal forum
YES
spring cairn
i don't think the noble valhallans would employ such creatures
crystal forum
that's vostroyans
crystal forum
valhallans arent noble at all
languid meadow
valhallan pfp's are based
you're like the only person I have ever seen reping valhalla
spring cairn
all warriors of the blessed imperium are noble silly
crystal forum
i thought it's just a generic furry wearing a funny hat
no i commissioned this shit
queen laurel
no i commissioned this shit
neat
crystal forum
you're like the only person I have ever seen reping valhalla
even though it's the BEST regiment
languid meadow
Im sorry but it's not harakoni warhawks
crystal forum
krieg wishes it had this level of manpower it could waste 💪
queen laurel
you're like the only person I have ever seen reping valhalla
Mine is even more obscure because I like the Vitrian Dragoons
spring cairn
best regiment are the elysian drop troops
that's no contest
laser bullpup
gravchutes
you have it all
languid meadow
I also love lucifer blacks even if they're not a conventional regiment
gray umbra
Vitrian dragoons have such a cool uniform
opaque coyote
Mine is even more obscure because I like the Vitrian Dragoons
The coolest looking
But also probably one of the most asshole guardsman regiments
Emphasis on one of
spring cairn
they're a cool reminder that in universe guard regiments can look like anything
not just different recolors of cadians
opaque coyote
they're a cool reminder that in universe guard regiments can look like anything
We got mfs that look like WW1
We got mfs that are Russian 1800s
We got Rambo looking mfs
opaque coyote
And finally. Medieval Knights with guns
queen laurel
but if we're going by personal favorite i'm gonna have to give it to the Athonian Tunnel Rats
spring cairn
beside kriegs and catachans
crystal forum
guard regiments have more variety than space marines
spring cairn
it's all cadia
opaque coyote
i'm talking minis
Wait fr.
Sad
queen laurel
They look chaos without actually being chaos
crystal forum
it's all cadia
soon krieg too
opaque coyote
They look chaos without actually being chaos
It's the spikes
storm jungle
it's all cadia
its like that scene in Matrix 2 where Smith assimilates people
now just imagine a Cadian doing that to other regiments 💀
opaque coyote
It would be funny if another guardsman regiment accidentally friendly fires on the tunnel rats
Thinking they're traitor guard
zap
crystal forum
the best part about valhallans is how easy it is to cosplay
opaque coyote
"Oh shit. That's not a chaos man..."
crystal forum
just dont do it in the summer
opaque coyote
now just imagine a Cadian doing that to other regiments 💀
Are there any guardsman regiment that look like
Modern Military for lack of a better term
crystal forum
elysians
storm jungle
Are there any guardsman regiment that look like
Not relaly.
modern army stuff doesnt fit into 40k
crystal forum
the most modern you'll get is 80's gear
spring cairn
it would look out of place yeah
storm jungle
^
opaque coyote
it would look out of place yeah
I mean tbf there's so much of a disparity between all the regiments. A ""modern"" looking one wouldn't actually be that out of place
spring cairn
i mean
crystal forum
some kasrkin look semi modern
crystal forum
also i remember seeing one regiment that's straight up afghanistan era american gear
languid meadow
My lasguns need more picatinny rails
opaque coyote
modern army stuff doesnt fit into 40k
True
Besides most of the time. The army usually uses drones.
Pussy ass shit
Fight with melee like true men smh
What are you a Tau?
vomit
spring cairn
but you could take what the modern combatant look like and 40k-fy it
queen laurel
modern army stuff doesnt fit into 40k
but apparently a sci-fi version of this is fine
queen laurel
with straight up laser muskets
gray umbra
Thousands of dollars worth of gear and support staff for a single guardsman? 🤮
opaque coyote
but you could take what the modern combatant look like and 40k-fy it
I mean I'd probably just make the Autoguns look like M4s lmao
It would be funny
languid meadow
I own a laslock for home defense since that's what the high lords intended
gray umbra
Just give that motherfucker a lasgun with a bayonet and charge that tyranid because damn thats how u make the emprah proud
spring cairn
also the rigs, modern tac rigs would look out of place, best you can do is ww2 rigs
opaque coyote
I own a laslock for home defense since that's what the high lords intended
Honestly I think a Laslock would be a fun weapon in Darktide
rose thorn
laser musket from fallout 4!!!!!!
languid meadow
sadly WW2 rigs will never match the drip of WW1 uniforms
queen laurel
laser musket from fallout 4!!!!!!
i ate a corpse because being a canibal is funny
opaque coyote
laser musket from fallout 4!!!!!!
Y'know honestly the laser musket is my least favorite weapon in FO4.
Not for the mechanics but for the fact that it does
Such lackluster damage
Even if you get the max crank upgrade
queen laurel
Such lackluster damage
bro has never seen the infinite laser musket
rose thorn
also its pretty good to fully charge, shoot, then switch to your nromal weapon
storm jungle
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1221607272661385216/1285662002177380452...
Oh my god
rose thorn
thats usally how i use it
storm jungle
they even included the fucking wehrmacht chest magazines
queen laurel
but it will eat all of your fusion cells
yes but one shotting a behemoth
storm jungle
and the stahlhelm aAUGHHHH
opaque coyote
bro has never seen the infinite laser musket
That shit's great.
But it also requires RNG
God I hate the legendary weapon system in FO4
spring cairn
super earth are the good guys confirmed
queen laurel
wait waht is this?
War crime armor for hell divers
rose thorn
War crime armor for hell divers
WHAT
is that what its called
or is it given a different name
rose thorn
i know but is that the name
queen laurel
this is straight up not even subtle
onyx remnant
queen laurel
i know but is that the name
no ya grot
opaque coyote
also the rigs, modern tac rigs would look out of place, best you can do is ww2 r...
Actually the tac rigs are kinda why I want to see a "modern" Guardsman regiment
rose thorn
or did the devs finally snap
spring cairn
Gassing those terminids
gas stuff works differently now too, it makes enemies go mad with pain
queen laurel
or did the devs finally snap
i'm just making expressions trust me they are that stupid
spring cairn
i'm not kidding
opaque coyote
Also it would be funny to see a regiment try to be as tactical and possible
Only to see their brethren decide to fucking bayonet charge
And they're like
"ARE YOU STUPID??"
queen laurel
gas stuff works differently now too, it makes enemies go mad with pain
so it's now basically mustard gas final form
rose thorn
i'm just making expressions trust me they are that stupid
WHY WOULD THEY PUT THIS IN THE GAME 
the game already has a not very good community
opaque coyote
Actually maybe that should be Gue'la
crystal forum
i couldn't find the regiment that looks like americans
queen laurel
WHY WOULD THEY PUT THIS IN THE GAME <:trollinsane:1159234827116105728>
you mean adding this armor on a an update where the main weapons are gonna be BIO GAS?
i do not know i
languid meadow
I like the tau having more tacticool gear ngl
rose thorn
WHAT
opaque coyote
Maybe Gue'la should have modern looking vests and shit. With pulse guns instead of m4s
queen laurel
but it's certainly funny
spring cairn
they can add that kind of shit
because super earth is straight up evil
so it fits
languid meadow
there is also the black and red version thats been leaked months ago
opaque coyote
you mean adding this armor on a an update where the main weapons are gonna be BI...
I tried playing Helldivers 2
It was fun but unfortunately it also made my computer try to kill itself
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-crazy-cat-cry-gif-25695744
scifi game devs trying nto to add nazi themed items
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-crazy-cat-cry-gif-25695744
https://youtu.be/fnHr4URSXis?si=6JcKt9UzXDpGuU99 this update is literally called chemical agents
queen laurel
they are straight up just playing into the chemical warfare aspect
spring cairn
there is also the black and red version thats been leaked months ago
i think it got reworked into this tbh
queen laurel
with no subtlety at the costumes
rose thorn
https://youtu.be/fnHr4URSXis?si=6JcKt9UzXDpGuU99 this update is literally called...
honestly if like, the didnt include trhat skin
opaque coyote
they are straight up just playing into the chemical warfare aspect
I mean why have a fascist, """Democratic""", expansionist empire if you can't commit war crimes?
languid meadow
that armor lam is posting is not part of the warbond iirc
there is only two armor sets that are in it
spring cairn
super earth also commits mass eugenic shit it's canon
spring cairn
that armor lam is posting is not part of the warbond iirc
it's superstore yeah
but it'll be there on thursday
rose thorn
I dont think even GW purposefully tried to squeeze money out of nazi cosplayers
maybe krieg but they are like
languid meadow
I mean
opaque coyote
super earth also commits mass eugenic shit it's canon
Also I find it funny that the "evil robot AI" is actually relatively good this time.
spring cairn
i mean
rose thorn
5 ww1 things
queen laurel
it's superstore yeah
yo that's a cool armor you're wearing what's your build
World War 2 Germany mustard gas build
opaque coyote
Like it's a funny inversion of the classic "evil AI" trope
gray umbra
Super earth has done nothing wrong
crystal forum
Also I find it funny that the "evil robot AI" is actually relatively good this t...
have you not seen the endless amounts of mass burials on bot planets
spring cairn
back then way back you'd have ppl putting swatsikas on their steel legion armies
gray umbra
Report any naysayers to your democracy officer
opaque coyote
have you not seen the endless amounts of mass burials on bot planets
Relatively
Emphasis on that
opaque coyote
Kinda like how the Tau are relatively better than the Imperium
crystal forum
they do
languid meadow
There is a side mission where you take out a fucking blender full of people
queen laurel
i still love steel legions btw
yeah they are the cooler gas mask regiment
crystal forum
why are you even comparing
languid meadow
I think the only good people is like
spring cairn
There is a side mission where you take out a fucking blender full of people
chill out liberal, it's called recycling
opaque coyote
why are you even comparing
Funny
languid meadow
the illuminate
opaque coyote
chill out liberal, it's called recycling
HAH. I SEE THEY GOT YOU WORKING THE EASY SHIFT. I HAVE TO WORK A 20 HOUR SHIFT AT THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY.
queen laurel
Apparently leaks upon leaks are just leaking out of the so-called illuminate
languid meadow
I think at this point the bugs have devolved into a feral state, but in HD1 they were just chilling and we had a treaty with them
but we attacked them
crystal forum
they clearly were asking for it
queen laurel
I think at this point the bugs have devolved into a feral state, but in HD1 they...
aren't we literally harvesting them for oil
rose thorn
**HAH. I SEE THEY GOT YOU WORKING THE EASY SHIFT. I HAVE TO WORK A 20 HOUR SHIFT...
Shout out to genestealer cults
queen laurel
they discovered that they decompose into FTL fuel
yeah that
they literally fuel our industry
crystal forum
we wouldn't need to fight them if they just stayed in their pens and let us harvest them 🙄
opaque coyote
I think at this point the bugs have devolved into a feral state, but in HD1 they...
Nah I think they're just fully aggressive against Super Earth at this point.
I mean from their perspective, we're basically killing them and literally farming their children for fuel. We're basically fucking demons to them.
gray umbra
This sounds very undemocratic to me
languid meadow
aren't we literally harvesting them for oil
yeah SE discovered that they put the bugs into farms to selectively breed them into more efficient fuel bags
spring cairn
their hatred for SE is genecoded at this point it's been 200 years
opaque coyote
They're probably absolutely shit scareless
crystal forum
they are born unpatriotic
languid meadow
spring cairn
cyborgs also did nothing wrong
opaque coyote
Humanity is probably something that the bigger bugs tell their larve so that they're good
LMAO
spring cairn
the only shitty thing they did was creating the bots when they lost the war
crystal forum
cyborgs could just leave
opaque coyote
"You better eat your lunch, or you'll be crushed into oil by the HUMANS"
queen laurel
yeah SE discovered that they put the bugs into farms to selectively breed them i...
but they also developed a way to hop between planets right
We put bugs on certain planets to harvest them but somehow now they can just jump around and go for super earth
spring cairn
but they also developed a way to hop between planets right
they have spores who can travel very slowly in space
queen laurel
they have spores who can travel very slowly in space
oh hell nah Spore based spreading like orks and Flood?
crystal forum
so weak
queen laurel
lovely
opaque coyote
modern games suck
Companies be like
"NOOO YOU CAN'T OPTIMIZE THE GAMES. YOU HAVE TO BUY THE NEWEST $10000 GRAPHICS CARD!!"
opaque coyote
Seriously though why the fuck are the games so unoptimized noe
crystal forum
helldivers lighting is SHIT
leaden pilot
Graphics peaked with Bf 1, RDR2 and Doom 2016
crystal forum
i need to get a 4k monitor
opaque coyote
Graphics peaked with Bf 1, RDR2 and Doom 2016
Honestly I think Doom 2016 had better atmosphere than Doom Eternal
gray umbra
DlSs super resolution!!!
leaden pilot
Haven't played Eternal yet, but finished 2016 in May and man it was soo good
opaque coyote
Eternal in terms of gameplay
Is like if 2016 took crack
Fast paced as fuck
Only game that compares in terms of pace is Ultrakill tbh
queen laurel
Haven't played Eternal yet, but finished 2016 in May and man it was soo good
it's fast and aggressive
queen laurel
and basically made a standard in the doom shooter genre
opaque coyote
But I'm honestly just questioning why
leaden pilot
Eternal in terms of gameplay
Is like if 2016 took crack
I've seen some gameplay clips and it does look like that
opaque coyote
and basically made a standard in the doom shooter genre
Id makes good shit
languid meadow
Man the helldivers sub hates space marine 2
queen laurel
Id makes good shit
yeah it basically set itself as the standard of speed
opaque coyote
Although I'm also surprised that they did the gunplay for FO4.
I mean it makes sense but it really doesn't feel good
languid meadow
What the hell is their problem
gray umbra
Thats interesting to hear
opaque coyote
Man the helldivers sub hates space marine 2
GAME TOO SIMILAR
HIVEMIND IS ATTACKED
ELIMINATE
ELIMINATE
queen laurel
Man the helldivers sub hates space marine 2
probably because of the so called space marine 2 is stealing helldivers players
crystal forum
Man the helldivers sub hates space marine 2
they're toxic af
green loom
Doesn't the helldivers sub hate everything
opaque coyote
probably because of the so called space marine 2 is stealing helldivers players
People can decide to like other things??
HERESY
gray umbra
Lol from what i heard space marine 2 was a good fit for hd players
opaque coyote
gray umbra
Thats funny
crystal forum
they hate their own game so makes sense
opaque coyote
Ironically the HD2 sub acts more like 40k space marines
Than the people who play SM2
gray umbra
Maybe when/if bolters get buffed the toxic hd players will commit sudoku
Space marine bolters gets buffs but not my railgun reeee
opaque coyote
Maybe when/if bolters get buffed the toxic hd players will commit sudoku
"I have dishonored you, my daimyo. What can I do to repair this GREVIOUS mistake?"
"Commit sudoku"
"Okay I shall cut my stomach and wait wha-"
"Play sudoku with me right now. I'm bored "
"Uhm... Okay. But that's not exactly a punishment-"
"It is now. Now play with me."
leaden pilot
As a well-known Polish game journalist put it, "Gamers are the fucking worst"
gray umbra
Ritualistic sewerslide
languid meadow
queen laurel
As a well-known Polish game journalist put it, "Gamers are the fucking worst"
so called calmest horde of gamers
opaque coyote
Ritualistic sewerslide
"As a new Custodes. You have to scour the sewers and clean out heretics."
"Yes captain general"
"Also try out the sewerslide it's fun"
"Yes my general"
Like 10 hours later
"Weeeee-"
opaque coyote
so called calmest horde of gamers
Should be Slaaneshi smh