40k-lore-chat

[crisp heath]

Why does her wow look more like a waow

[tough haven]

For how often they come in

[outer wave]

They took out the anti-cake measures, its jover

[tough haven]

Beyond kroot

[opaque coyote]

I could easily imagine the Tau like

Outfitting the giants with like full armor and like dual wrist railguns

Punching and shooting the shit out of knights

That would be so cool

[tough haven]

Again, cool, but nothing will ever come of them

[opaque coyote]

Which makes me sad

[languid meadow]

there are 16 aux species and I don't think any of them match those wierd shroom people

[opaque coyote]

I mean the Tau being a bit more like the covenant would've been cool honestly

[paper haven]

Almost

[tough haven]

Unfortunately that would require them caring about non imperium or chaos factions

If you don’t fall into the category, you get nothing

[opaque coyote]

Easy

Chaos Xenos being more prominent

Please

[paper haven]

I wish we saw more of the Tau than the blue people and kroot.

[tough haven]

Beyond things to further the plot for the two big factions

[arctic talon]

Tau are interesting

Tbh

[tough haven]

Unfortunately xenos was in that sentence so no

[outer wave]

Chaos having their own version of the Fimir (but with more development) would be cool

[arctic talon]

Chaos have Rak’gol

For chaos xenos

[tough haven]

Yeah, but they could be far more interesting

[arctic talon]

They’re a weird race who like cybernetics

And are immune to radiation

[paper haven]

The Laer were chaos Xenos. It exists

[tough haven]

How many times total have they been mentioned

[arctic talon]

Also the only true scavenger race in 40k

[crisp heath]

Is there an actual reason why you can't run non-character guard infantry as a tau auxiliary

[arctic talon]

W lot in FFG

[tough haven]

What about orks?

[arctic talon]

Orks usually modify what the scavenge

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Rak’gol just use the damn thing

[storm jungle]

Orks are more Scrap-modifiers than Scavengers

[arctic talon]

Like a Rak’gol will unload on you

[tough haven]

I feel like that classifies as scavenging still

[arctic talon]

With some bolter

He yanked off a corpse

[paper haven]

What were the uh... The really freaky xenos?

[arctic talon]

The Rak’gol whole thing is

Scavenging a dead chaos xenos races stuff

Along with a bunch of other stuff

They also take slaves

Who usually end up dying from cancer because the Rak’gol don’t care about radiation

That would fry a marine

[wintry scarab]

Im in a campaign mission wtf

[arctic talon]

I fucking love Rak'gol

[crisp heath]

Single player can be coop

[arctic talon]

also most recent mention was 2020

They were in every FFG RPG after Rogue Trader

[crisp heath]

He's so handsome

[arctic talon]

also Rak'gol have "techno shamans"

which are psykers who control their ships

and they have weird crystal chaosy augments

instead of the usual metal cybernetics

[wintry scarab]

Had a chat with the guy and hes just straight up modding. You can get banned for that no?

[crisp heath]

Is it explicit Rak'gol are chaos? I thought they were ambiguous so you can slot them in as whatever in a ttrpg

[paper haven]

The Slaugth.

That's what they're called

[arctic talon]

They use the salvaged relics of a chaos race, they themselves seem to perform sacrifices and rituals and they also have stars of chaos on some stuff

like

Imo they're pretty chaosy

[storm jungle]

whats he even doing

what am i looking at

[wintry scarab]

Quickplay into a modded campaign mission from operations

I asked the guy if this is allowed and he said "no one has been banned yet" so i quickly took my leave.

[storm jungle]

okay but what was he even doing

lol

[wintry scarab]

Bruh, what do you mean? I matchmade into a modded session? Isnt that basically cheating?

[storm jungle]

...

Im asking the fuck was the "modded" stuff

you are literally showing nothing on the screen

[wintry scarab]

Read what i said?

[storm jungle]

Where?

[wintry scarab]

CAMPAIGN MISSION!

[storm jungle]

I KNOW.

WHAT. WAS. HE. DOING.

[forest orbit]

Bro just answer the question

like infinite ammo?

insta kill?

floating?

noclip?

I wanna know too lol

[wintry scarab]

Nothing. He was chill.

[forest orbit]

[wintry scarab]

Is this just like normal then? I feel like im losing my mind

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

anti-cheat softwares usually suck but like who gives a shit

you just left, join someone else

[languid meadow]

they use EAC so yeah it sucks

[storm jungle]

^

Like personally i dont give a shit, its a PVE game

as long as they arent harassing actual players with it its whatever to me

if its multiplayer tho uhhhh okay well i also hate this game's multiplayer so they can burn

[languid meadow]

I think they only chose an anti cheat is because even in the EA people were cheating in PvP

which is insane

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

[wintry scarab]

Idk, im just not used to seeing modding be so open. Especially when its not exclusively clientside

[storm jungle]

Uhhh if this shocks you then you'd have a heart attack seeing it in some other games lol

[languid meadow]

LFD2 jumpscare

[paper haven]

I'm still trying to figure out what the screenshot is depicting.

[wintry scarab]

Im confused. Its just a screenshot from an area in a campaign mission. Im a operations character. Thats not normal.

[storm jungle]

OH THATS WHAT

i was so fucking confused like "what is i nthis picture"

OH WAIT

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40000spacemarine2/mods/34

Yeah it might be this, i downloaded it awhile ago, love it

[paper haven]

oh ok

[crystal forum]

modding is a sin

none of you are clean

[storm jungle]

Okay khajit.

[outer wave]

Its been, what, a week or two since release? And they already got mods out

[storm jungle]

People work fast man

[outer wave]

Even with the shitty anti cheat no less

I wouldnt be surprised if there's cheaters in PVP at this point

[storm jungle]

There was since week 1 lmao

[outer wave]

Sadge

If you're going to use an anti cheat, at least use a good one

[arctic talon]

Kernal level anti cheat

Is still worthless

Thank you Easy anti cheat

[storm jungle]

Gotta get that xp slop

[soft thunder]

Is there a reason why spess merns don't look more cyber-horrorish like techpriests? They have similar lifespans and I assume admech has access to all the same tech the space marines do.

(besides the obvious answer of marketability that is)

[dusk patrol]

Because they’re weak and cling to their worthless flesh

Uh largely it’s just the geneseed process leads to a much longer lasting body

We technically have no idea how long marines can live if you had one live a normal enough life without any stress of combat

The Hrud casualties implies ten thousand+ years but that’s also an unnatural aging process so it’s hard to say

Also largely, because lame, most marines don’t want to have bionics

Some marines do have a lot of bionics due to combat injuries though

Also Techmarines tend to have a good amount

At least an arm and head bionic and likely more.

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, things that require a bionic replacement for SMs have a good chance to kill them

So it's likely that the reason why many SMs don't have any bionic replacements is because they either don't need it

Or die before they realize they do

[dusk patrol]

Yeah most marines don’t live as long as the ones we commonly see

Most don’t make it to 200-300

Let alone 600-1000 range

[opaque coyote]

Also because cutting off your arm isn't a prospect that people like to do.

Unless if you are an Iron Hands, where they want to become stronger

Or are tech Marines. Who basically need it for their job. And also because it's cool

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I have thought

Of making an iron hands that literally has like

Guns fucking everywhere

Like his knee literally has a fucking shotgun placed in it

Like if SMs have more advanced reaction speed than humans naturally. And can multitask better.

Why not have it so that they're basically a walking machine gun nest.

Just have like 6 bolters firing at once

Yes the ammo consumption would be ridiculous but that's already the case for most SMs anyways

[soft thunder]

I wish I had better knowledge of warhammer 40k artist from the 90s and 2000s to try and find what I'm thinking of. I'm mostly just thinking the space marines could use more tubes, sagging skin, ugly-bits, mechanical gribly car parts etc.

[opaque coyote]

I mean they probably wouldn't have saggy skin

[soft thunder]

chaos I know but still

[opaque coyote]

Simply because

Why the fuck would they

[soft thunder]

why not?

[opaque coyote]

The early Warhammer era does have my favorite drawing of the emperor

I like that the ""golden throne"" looks like an alien life support machine. With bone like wires and pipes sticking out

All to support this thin, mummified man with a multilated, unrecognizable face

Since the Golden Throne lore wise is described as a mess of technology from different races

[soft thunder]

I want more horror in my grim dark space nuggies

[opaque coyote]

Idk saggy skin pretty much only happens if you're old.

Maybe older SMs like Dante would have it

But most SMs are "young"

I do agree with more disgusting bits in general though

[soft thunder]

That dude in the top left is perfect

[opaque coyote]

He reminds me of noise marines

The modern kind

[scenic bolt]

thats all from og rogue trader I think

[opaque coyote]

"THIS QUIET DISPLEASES SLAANESH"

[opaque coyote]

Rogue Trader had some banger art

It also had some not so bangers

Look at Horus's face. He looks like a potato

[soft thunder]

Adrian Smith really made a glowup of that one. THE hourus heresy staple img

[scenic bolt]

chaplain dont need a skull mask when half his face is basically a skull

[opaque coyote]

Yeah tbh it does look pretty good

If you ignore

Horus's face

It's so noticable tho that I can't help but look at it

Still though his armor does look the same as the current artworks

So he did get that one down

Especially with the eye

[soft thunder]

Also the SM aren't perfect, some of them grow scales and spikes or are BALD. I think a little bit of saggy skin is probably not the biggest issue for them.

[scenic bolt]

like the surgery for all the implants a marine needs is a lot if I had my way they shouldnt come out of it with just a plug sticking out here and there

[soft thunder]

Who this artist's name again? I recognize the style from Dil's posts

Some more contemporay examples I googled that lean more towards their early roots. I just think being more fugly slabs of frankenstein meat would only make their occasional sparks of philosophy or nobility shine brighter.

[opaque coyote]

Tbf yes

However I'm gonna be honest here

I just do not like saggy skin

It is also really funny but also really weird to imagine a Space Marine look like he's nearing 80

I think only Fabius Bile can pull it off lmao

Also generally SMs die before they even start showing any sort of aging

It usually takes around 1000 years to do so

Maybe Veterans can have saggy skin to show how stressed they are

[red anvil]

Our goat

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxvcRBzn_fYWEUu0kUgH3wjZ1d8xFUAuNV?si=k8GO7tPgZZOLGOVS

[soft thunder]

ya the saggy skin was a bit of a tangent. However they are also on hella drugs and stressed tf out, at least to some degree. I do see your point that most of them are young relative to their potential lifespan as space marines, maybe dying after 100-200 years of service or w/e the average is.

[radiant lance]

Are there any 40k themed condoms?
The emperor protects

[thick cedar]

Its funny how Elden Ring has EAC and theres still cheaters

uselss program

[fallen plaza]

There are 40k themed jackets, for you to go outside and touch grass

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-43566467168609839

[rocky gale]

"Orks are the only ones having fun"

Meanwhile Drukhari:

[bold rampart]

thats just my reject

[storm jungle]

extremely relatable 🙏

[bold rampart]

who doesnt love an ambush and some combat drugs

[scenic bolt]

You know the drukhari have made a civilization to last when their mailmen are highly exalted members of society

[wintry scarab]

I dont know what the conversation was to do with these images but i think that space marines should look like these hulking giants. Im not the biggest fan of how they look in things like sm2.

Actually, mainy Gadriel. He looks a bit too normal. I think the ops characters look good.

[soft thunder]

Ya that's what got me thinking. All the marines look like "default man" from call of duty. Bland and uninspired, no grim or dark.

Also I scrolled past this post and agree with it for the most part. I want more horror and dark gribbly stuff to contrast the arrogance in the imperial aesthetic. Want them to look like something is wrong w/ them.

[wintry scarab]

Well i sort of disagree. I think they do look grimdark like Quartus here. Imo they just look too normal proportioned.

[wintry scarab]

I do agree with this. Especially with models. I want to see more of just grim shit. I feel like a lot of that is sort of missing.

[dusk patrol]

Largely I think most of them look pretty fucked up yeah

[soft thunder]

Those are some nice gribblys. I'm just whinging as an outsider who can't play the game, so I can't even look through the cosmetics lol. Are there many facial options w/ messed up scars and metal bits?

[wintry scarab]

You cant change them but jumpack has half his face gone. One sec

[shadow plover]

NEEDS MORE WIRES AND TUBES

[wintry scarab]

I want to see some jaws and stuff missing. I want to see some vox faces and stuff

[soft thunder]

throw some more car parts on those lads.

But anyways those do look better than I thought.

[wintry scarab]

Ignoring the fact that this is a mtx, this cosmetic from darktide is like peak. I want to see more stuff like this. Again, especially in things like guard models

I feel like im losing my mind, since when did imperial fists have blue visors?!

[shadow plover]

pretty long I think

it does vary a bit to red here and there

[fallen plaza]

In general no one has been consistent on the color of marine lenses

Not like it matters, blue eyes on IF look good

[shadow plover]

Ultramarine scheme has been pretty consistent at least, red for blue helmets and green for red helmets

[crisp heath]

It’s nice to look at handsome people 🤷

Also explain blood angels in canon being hot lol

They ain’t that bad looking

[shadow plover]

counterpoint:

[surreal nest]

I'm glad 40k isn't constantly trying to be grimdark. Truthfully it's boring as fuck. But I'm not sure why this person thinks space marines should look like this?

[thorn zenith]

people are into horror in general id guess, that and space marines not looking like normal people also play into the contradictions within the imperium

[shadow plover]

they are often described as such

[surreal nest]

I mean you can look like a mutant without looking like you've been eating glass for 15 years straight

[thorn zenith]

that and a bit of body horror goes a long way

[surreal nest]

Like a heavily damaged marine is awesome but that being the default is really lame

[crystal forum]

i prefer when guardsmen look like shit

[shadow plover]

and even when they're described as handsome it is often in the lines of "he'd even probably be handsome if it weren't for the gene altering therapies the astartes go through" etc etc

[surreal nest]

Well yeah from what I've seen even the handsome ones are like still uncanny valley

Like something isnt right with them

But they dont NEED excessive edgy body horror to validate that feeling. Feels cheap to me.

Idk that tweet rubbed me the wrong way

[shadow plover]

a lot of it also stems from the old art works from the rogue trader era

[crystal forum]

imo primaris helmets are even less edgy than mark 7

[thorn zenith]

bro gives off really, REALLY strong bully vibe

[shadow plover]

lil feller probably deserved it idk

[surreal nest]

Yeah i think its definitely cool and I'd love to see some models like that

Just not the default

[shadow plover]

probably not for someone that's just few years or decades into their service but a veteran should definitely start to look very beat up and patched up together from various bits and pieces

[surreal nest]

Agreed. But I do honestly like Quartas and Vessapius faces

Titus can definitely do with some damage though for sure

[crisp heath]

Especially with how I play em lol

[thorn zenith]

shit even leandros looks more banged up than Titus

The 3 stooges look damn clean tho

[outer wave]

Who would win: Titus or The 3 Stooges?

[wintry scarab]

Oof

I hope that at least they consider the helmets.

[rocky gale]

"Oh but it doesn't work with Primaris Marines"

[storm jungle]

Im surprised they can talk about this that openly

with FS/testers this is super NDA stuff, im happy to see them just openly saying these tho

maybe it will give people some idea how shitty GW can get with this nonsense

[queen laurel]

i bet 50 Teef that's not gonna happen anytime soon

[storm jungle]

As long as its known and out there im happy with it tbh

the evidence is at least there lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah like GW meddling down to the smallest detail is always annoying in games

[rocky gale]

Since seeing his comments about the weapons ingame though, I don't fully believe him

[queen laurel]

hopefully at least showing this to people will allow them to just understand how overprotective they are

[gray umbra]

I dont think malum caedo was primaris was he?

[rocky gale]

Unclear tbh, GW doesn't really distinguish the difference anymore

[crystal forum]

bro just make them primaris size 🙄

i didn't even notice that deathwatch titus is smaller than primaris like it's so minor

[hallow saddle]

Ohhhh, is that their new position now? Older lids are only for veterans

[crystal forum]

it would really suck if they never add older marks

[shadow plover]

Caedo is first born

[rocky gale]

I haven't been able to find anything that says eitherway?

[onyx remnant]

My PC wakes up from sleep each time I approach it - Bless the Omnissiah.

[shadow plover]

The armour is first born armour

[crystal forum]

and he uses a bolter

[shadow plover]

Backpack, legs everything

[crystal forum]

not some bolt rifle

[wintry scarab]

If only primaris never happened. If only instead of primaris we had the MK10.

[crystal forum]

or bolt carbine or whatever the fuck

[wintry scarab]

He isnt lol. They used the same rig as for the primaris

[crystal forum]

BRUH

[rocky gale]

Yea so just do that again

[crystal forum]

so this dev just doesnt know what he's talking about

[rocky gale]

I've seen a couples of that Dev guys posts now and am fully convinced he's just making up excuses.

[hallow saddle]

Would suck if we never got the option to change the helmet, presumably they can just have it unlock at high level and call it Veteran MkVI helmet or whatever anyway?

[storm jungle]

It depends.

[wintry scarab]

Basically. Or its nda

[storm jungle]

Because theres actual GW restrictions involved

[storm jungle]

NDA.

Hence the loose wording

[crystal forum]

the flashy high level helmets dont even look good imo

[storm jungle]

this is the same deal with fatshark

[gray umbra]

Mk 10 phobos has a screamer helmet so hopefully

[rocky gale]

Like I understand GW is very strict, but like a lot of what he talks about doesn't reflect the rest of the game

[gray umbra]

We can use that

[hallow saddle]

Sternguard MkVII helmet, etc

Surely there's an easy way around it

[wintry scarab]

ITs just insane to me how much GW hates the old stuff they made. Its almost funny

[crystal forum]

imagine how many people would buy a HH armour DLC

[gray umbra]

If its true im sure gw's reasoning is "why would u downgrade your helmet the mk 10 is the best armor set"

[storm jungle]

Its not really hate.

they simply want to push their current brand which is Primaris more

its all about statistics and money at the end

[crystal forum]

they also sell HH

[storm jungle]

theres no animosity, only profits

[rocky gale]

He made a post talking about how GW was restricting weapons to classes that it's used by in lore and that's why Heavy can't have a Pyreblaster, meanwhile half the weapons in game are used by classes that don't use them in lore.

[storm jungle]

yeah in a past-version of warhammer

not in modern 40k lol

[green loom]

Shut up Dilara don't you know they hate these kits they're rereleasing in updated and higher quality forms

[crystal forum]

mfw heavy bolt rifle not being on heavy

that annoys me a bit

[gray umbra]

Bolters also hit like a wet noodle

[wintry scarab]

When you put out the new toy and people just want the old one, something tells me they definitely dont like the old ones lol.

[storm jungle]

Theres nothing about "liking". Firstborn are literally being phased out.

Primaris sell and make money.

[green loom]

Show me sales before the primaris released

[storm jungle]

Like, corporations dont think like we do.

[gray umbra]

Someone guy made a post on how many headshots it takes for each bolter at max rank to armor break a tyranid warrior and its absolutely aids

[storm jungle]

They focus on charts lol

[green loom]

"no one wants this" about the thing people buy up like hotcakes is definitely a take

[gray umbra]

21 headshots with heavy bolter rifle

[storm jungle]

Gotta commend the devs on that imo, they really knew how to make bolters feel like Call of Duty assault rifles

[crystal forum]

i want the heavy bolt rifle on heavy so badly it can have a drum magazine when upgraded 😩

[storm jungle]

no

sloppa

[gray umbra]

Meanwhile my rank 25 melta vanguard decimating everything solo

[rocky gale]

Heavy Bolt Rifle used by Tacitus (Gravis weapon)
Melta Rifle used by Tacitus (Gravis Weapon)
Heavy Plasma Incinerator used by Gravis (Tacitus weapon)

Dev "Trust us guys we can't do it, just ignore all the times we did it"

[crystal forum]

the melta rifle doesnt exist

well the normal one

and the incinerator plasma on gravis

[rocky gale]

I thought it was there

[shadow plover]

It does though

[crystal forum]

it does

[shadow plover]

Eradicators use it

[crystal forum]

but it looks different than the actual model

also gravis plasma doesnt exist

why tf doesnt it exist

[shadow plover]

No the one in the game is the exact models Eradicators have

[hallow saddle]

Erads use heavy melta rifle

[green loom]

Gravisma

[hallow saddle]

I thought

[storm jungle]

the slop all looks the same

[crystal forum]

i need to check my model again

[storm jungle]

people are already confusing it

💀

[shadow plover]

They can have a melta rifle or multi melta

[crystal forum]

yes they can

[rocky gale]

Na Gravis use Melta Rifles and Multi Meltas, Tacitus use Melta guns or Combi weapons

[hallow saddle]

Oh nvm, erads can use melta rifle, heavy melta rifle or multi melta

[crystal forum]

anyways i want gravis plasma

why tf isnt that a model

[rocky gale]

and that's literally just the Eradicators Multi Rifle

[outer wave]

Okay to be the devil's advocate here: how else could you make the staple guns in SM2 feel, especially when they're supposed to be simply your staple guns?

[shadow plover]

Melta rifle

[crystal forum]

see the magazine is different

[storm jungle]

Just a 1-3 digit upgrades tbh

like they are so weak its hilarious

[rocky gale]

The magazine is the exact same

What you on about

[crystal forum]

ok you're right

i need to paint my eradicators

[hallow plover]

I didn't knew I hated primaris armor before I was exposed to then in sm2

[gray umbra]

The issue isnt the feel, the damage is just pure dogshit lol

[storm jungle]

^

[gray umbra]

Tactical runs bolter rifle only for the grenade launcher

[outer wave]

I see

[gray umbra]

Or plasma incinerator or melta

[storm jungle]

I still dont hate Primaris much more albeit dislike them, the issue is im fine with keeping my space from them if it wasnt for the fact that the game shoves them as the only option in my face.

[crystal forum]

i cant ever find any PC players on anthing above normal mode

[storm jungle]

its like saying you dont like cats but can tolerate being around them before you family member shoves one in your face forcibly

[hallow plover]

It's mostly the "lightweights" ones that are the worst

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed.

Space Marines trying hard to be UNSC

[crystal forum]

they can balance the game better in the futur i hope

[rocky gale]

I prefer Primaris to Firstborn, but I don't like Phobos armour

Tacitus and Gravis all the way

[hallow plover]

I was about to make a halo reference

[crystal forum]

gravis based

i want more gravis units

[rocky gale]

Heavy Intercessors need more love tbh

[crystal forum]

i love my large lads

[gray umbra]

Theres kinda a bug where u have to swap game modes back and forth for matchmaking to work

[rocky gale]

Like regular Intercessors you can give them special weapons and melee weapons to their SGT, Heavy Intercessors get nothing

[crystal forum]

with appthacary biologis

[storm jungle]

no

[rocky gale]

Yes

[shadow plover]

Yes

[crystal forum]

aggressors are based

[paper haven]

The new space marine is primaris. Even titus was made one

[storm jungle]

no

[rocky gale]

Like this guy, luv him

[storm jungle]

no

[crystal forum]

you know what i dont get, why is bladeguard armour considered tacticus

[rocky gale]

Not even am Imperial Fists fan, but I got him

[storm jungle]

Im gonna aggressor your ass in a minute

[storm jungle]

One of my friends saw a post online and converted him to an Iron Warrior

peak 40k behavior

[shadow plover]

it's the same chassis, just extra ornamentation

[rocky gale]

Yea I made him a Blood Angel

[crystal forum]

it could be its own thing

[wintry scarab]

Maximus style MK10 helmet

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[paper haven]

rip

[storm jungle]

fucking destroyed

[crystal forum]

i cant wait for killteam to destroy my savings

[storm jungle]

i legit cannot believe

[wintry scarab]

Best phobos depiction imo

[storm jungle]

phobos librarians are a thing

genuinely awful

[crystal forum]

it's great

[storm jungle]

no

get out

[rocky gale]

This dude Naruto runs

[paper haven]

Phobos librarians?

[rocky gale]

everywhere

[paper haven]

You're kidding

[crystal forum]

it's so you can attach them to phobos units

[gray umbra]

How about some stealth magic for your stealth marines in their stealth cloaks

[rocky gale]

Now we need a Gravis Librarian

[crystal forum]

we have terminator librarian before gravis smh

[hallow plover]

Phobos is a disgrace

[gray umbra]

That ass though

[storm jungle]

phobos is literally tryhard Spartans

[crystal forum]

have you seen the stealthy dreadnoughts tho

[hallow plover]

It's for the COD audience

[crystal forum]

they look SO cool

[storm jungle]

cool?

a stealth dreadnaught?

holy shit, get out

lmao

[gray umbra]

Vanguard dreadnaught

[shadow plover]

not a dreadnought

[crystal forum]

yes the invictor

[storm jungle]

one of the worst things ever

[paper haven]

Alpha legion dreadnaught.

[storm jungle]

I know its not a dread

[wintry scarab]

Also im looking at this image and this guy literally has classic styled shinguards and the torso is different. Why cant all primaris have these little differences. I hate it.

[fallen marsh]

New dreds looks bad in general.

[storm jungle]

but its basically a combat walker

[crystal forum]

it's literally a dreadnought frame

[storm jungle]

its so ass

[paper haven]

Disguised as a washing machine

[crystal forum]

it looks like the avatar mechs i love them

[gray umbra]

Everytime a helbrute appears out of nowhere in ops

[paper haven]

+++ I am Alpharius +++

[storm jungle]

Avatar mechs look better

and are operated by actual people that fit into cockpits

[storm jungle]

god

[crystal forum]

heavy bolter pistol

[storm jungle]

the most un-40k shit in existence

[crystal forum]

so fucking cool

[storm jungle]

get Titanfall out of 40k

[paper haven]

It has a bolter pistol

[crystal forum]

HEAVY BOLTER

[wintry scarab]

Also i forgot about this but we got a collab with hotwheels.

[shadow plover]

heavy bolter as a pistol is the most badass thing though

[crystal forum]

it's so fucking awesome

[shadow plover]

best part about the kit

[crystal forum]

if the main gun was a carried machinegun like in avatar

[hallow saddle]

no gravis lieutenant

What even is the POINT

[crystal forum]

you get a monopose kit apothacary biologis

[rocky gale]

More Gravis

[storm jungle]

🤮

[paper haven]

My first thought was the avatar walkers instead of titanfall.

[crystal forum]

YES

because a mech holding a big gun is the best shit ever

[paper haven]

But I am weird. So.

[crystal forum]

no you're normal and based

[hallow plover]

It's ok. Space marines takes all the shitty designs so the other factions can have nice models || except Votann tonka vehicles||

[storm jungle]

LMAO DAMN

[rocky gale]

Bruh Votann vehicles are great

[wintry scarab]

That assumes others get models.

[paper haven]

Harsh

[hallow saddle]

You can get cool conversion bits to give the Invictor a dread sarcophagus, looks very very cool

[shadow plover]

yeah they're absolutely some of the best vehicles in the game

[crystal forum]

votaans need a real tank one day

[hallow plover]

You got me there

[hallow saddle]

Votann need a massive floaty stone head that shoots lasers out of the eyes

Just watch this space

It's gonna happen

[paper haven]

Remember the uh. Grey knight walker thing?

[gray umbra]

Im scottish

[paper haven]

a space marine inside of a space marine

[fallen marsh]

What good vehicle designs? Like Dorn? Its as ugly as tank its designed after.

[shadow plover]

that shit in the other hand is wack ass shit

[fallen marsh]

Dreadknight....

[wintry scarab]

Why is it a rollcage. Imo it looks a goofy.

[crystal forum]

i hate this guy

[hallow plover]

It holds up to it's name

[paper haven]

They're just repackaging old ideas

[crystal forum]

you can make your own closed cockpit

[hallow saddle]

Make it a dread sarcophagus and it looks awesome

[wintry scarab]

I mean yeah but i could also make my own anything. I just feel like its a goofy choice

[crystal forum]

it's literally free extra details to have the interior visible idk why people complain

not hard to make an enclosed one

[gray umbra]

I think walkers in general are hilarious

[rocky gale]

Because people like complaining

[wintry scarab]

imo its the same as this. Just a goofy design that you cant really take seriously.

[paper haven]

Given the setting, dreadnaughts make sense. Nobody knows how to actually make walkers so the closest thing they have is a space marine on life support wired into a weapons platform

[gray umbra]

The driver must be deaf

[shadow plover]

people should be allowed max three complaints per day or their internet access is cut for the month

[gray umbra]

After having his eardrums shattered by the sound of that minigun

[paper haven]

But now we just have normal walkers I guess. Dreadnaughts not necessary.

[wintry scarab]

You would have people killing others on the streets if this was real. I dont have a limit and i already kill people on the streets.

[gray umbra]

Sus

[queen laurel]

I would also like to add the valid complaint system in place, if their complaints are good and it makes sense they wouldn't use their complaint points

[shadow plover]

It is something I'm willing to pay for some goddamn peace and quiet

[fallen plaza]

Uh oh

[crystal forum]

invictor warsuits are extremely rare and niche af for space marines because they're weak. they use it for fire support

[paper haven]

I think that's a you problem more than anything

[hallow saddle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IronHands40k/comments/1b1b7tp/invictor_of_my_iron_hands_successor/

Fakkin noice

[fallen plaza]

We have cooler invictors already

[gray umbra]

That does look nice

[fallen plaza]

There called centurions

[crystal forum]

centurions are cool yeah

would be cooler if they got primaris'd

[paper haven]

It's just power armor but bigger

[wintry scarab]

One last complaint. If we never got this, we could have had an upscaled boxnought. 😭

[hallow saddle]

I think aggressors are kinda that

[crystal forum]

it's even funnier. it's power armour for your power armour

i heard you liked power armour

[fallen plaza]

If you imagine centurions as something you would get after a killstreak

They become much cooler

[paper haven]

Like the juggernaut armor?

[crystal forum]

they remind me of some hotwheels movie that's like a fragment in my brain

i dont remember why

[paper haven]

I have killed 200 xenos, call in the centurian drop pod.

[gray umbra]

Crank dat hog

[rocky gale]

But that is an upscaled Boxnought

[hallow plover]

Ok, those things are nice

[gray umbra]

I think its hilarious that one marine uses his bolt pistol with his throttle hand

[rocky gale]

Like it's literally just an upscaled Boxnaught

[paper haven]

He stopped driving to shoot more accurate

[crisp heath]

We’re malcador and Magnus comparable pyskers or would Magnus have blown him out of the water?

[gray umbra]

Taking pot shots while engine braking

[shadow plover]

I'm sure it has cruise control

[hallow saddle]

It looks like a chicken wearing trousers

Needs to be bulked out at the sides and also have a sick back banner

Would make it poggers

[paper haven]

The boxnaught on the right looks so cute with his stubby little legs

[wintry scarab]

I think they took a bit more than a few creative liberties with that one if you call that an upscale lol

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-dreadnought-the-red-dread-shut-gif-6707359205527736195

[hallow saddle]

The fact that they still haven't reconciled boxnoughts in modern 40k is still weird

[shadow plover]

it's just as much of an upscale as a redemptor is an upscale of a boxnought with hand and autocannon (like in that gif)

[hallow saddle]

They're still just refusing to acknowledge them at all

[paper haven]

They can't improve perfection

[hallow saddle]

Contemptors are perfection

[shadow plover]

I used to be a Contemptor hater but then I got one and I fell in love painting them

[fallen plaza]

Forge worlds boxnaughts are pretty much the definitive box dreds to me

[hallow saddle]

Bjorn needs to move to a contemptor chassis

That's my WH40K take

[storm jungle]

isnt he already a contemptor?

[hallow saddle]

Nope he's a box dread!

[storm jungle]

Oh wait thats not a contemptor whoops lol

fucking slopfinite chassis names

[paper haven]

box box box

[shadow plover]

castaferrum

[storm jungle]

Castaferdeeznu-

[hallow saddle]

Metal boxxxsss

[paper haven]

The forever box

[hallow saddle]

The first 40k dread chassis was called a Furibundus and it looks fuckin weird

[hallow saddle]

Bob Naismith sculpt I think

[fallen plaza]

This the definitive box dred for me

[paper haven]

With the little helmet?

[fallen plaza]

Yee

[storm jungle]

Gaijin

[fallen plaza]

And not the rubbish plastic one

[hallow saddle]

Is that a Venerable or a FW one?

[wintry scarab]

Boxnought next to primaris upscale

[hallow saddle]

Another reason the contemptor rocks so much, they have heads too

[shadow plover]

(not their actual heads)

[hallow saddle]

Yer

[fallen plaza]

It's the siege one I think?

[storm jungle]

So accurate oomfie.

[fallen plaza]

What's that dreadnought varient that was invented by a salamander during the heresy?

[rocky gale]

I was not prepared for Dilara to say oomfie

[wintry scarab]

Wtf is oomfie

[hallow saddle]

Not leviathan?

[fallen plaza]

So true bestie

[storm jungle]

google it you fucking 10 year old

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-oomfie-oomfie-gridman-1993-kaiju-gif-3044118315406542502

[shadow plover]

isn't it 10 year olds who use that language

[wintry scarab]

im doing it now, jeez

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

I dunno im 31 idc

[fallen plaza]

No, it was a modified box dred

[hallow saddle]

There was an FW special salamanders box dread for sure

[shadow plover]

young at heart

[surreal nest]

did anybody see the dumbass message that a space marine 2 development company CEO made about how modern day games are lame for having messages and political themes

[hallow saddle]

Bray'Arth Ashmantle?

[fallen plaza]

@dusk patrol who was that salamander box dred that got his own model?

[hallow saddle]

Bray'arth Ashmantle

[wintry scarab]

Wtf did u make me google

[storm jungle]

Hehehe get fucked

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-oomfie-analysis-ggst-gif-27583108

[fallen plaza]

Yee

[dusk patrol]

What Balter said

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-gif-18261896

[hallow saddle]

He was with the Badab War forge world stuff iirc

[surreal nest]

icky ass message and admongold fan god

[storm jungle]

god

wait

[shadow plover]

ew

[storm jungle]

CEO OF SABER?

okay yeah this is a bit gross

[celest dome]

Wait which Halo did he work on ?
Cause there were still messages in those iirc

[storm jungle]

"imposng morals on gamers" is crazy

like he says this

[shadow plover]

the CE remaster

[storm jungle]

and makes Space Marine 2

THE REMASTER?

OOF

[surreal nest]

imagine complaining about imposing morales when youre making a facist game

[surreal nest]

HAHAH IKR

ahhhhh

[storm jungle]

YEAH

Like sure SM2 is not fully beating you over the head

[fallen plaza]

Hey man. CEO of Saber here. I love your videos. When we signed the deal to make Space Marine 2, all I wanted was a throwback game. We had the chance to work on something which by its nature was "old school". I can't even comprehend many of the current games that we play these days. They are too complex and too much of an investment. We worked on Halo back in the day, and that game could be distilled down to the simplest of shooting loops, but it was entirely addicting. That is what we wanted to recapture. I hope that games like Space Marine 2 and Wukong are the start of a reversion to a time when games were simply about fun and immersion. I spent some time as Chief Operating Officer at Embracer and I saw games there that made me want to cry with their overblown attempts at messaging or imposing morals on gamers. We just want to do some glory kills and get the heart rate up a little. For me that is what games should be about.

[storm jungle]

but theres literal servitors in the walls

and serfs complaining that they rae basically slaves

lmao

[surreal nest]

someone should investigate his company and see how they treat women just saying

seems dudebro

[storm jungle]

I mean you joke

but 💀

[rocky gale]

TBF that's every gaming company

[storm jungle]

Yeah that isnt a joke either lol

@surreal nest Where is that message from btw?

[surreal nest]

foudn it on the subreddit

its on asmonlds vid

[storm jungle]

Lmao alright

[wintry scarab]

wow, didnt know you were the CEO of saber interactive.

[rocky gale]

CEO of Saber commenting on an Asmond video is wild

[fallen plaza]

It has copypasta energy

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

Asmongold

More like

Asmonpiss

[rocky gale]

That's like finding James Workshop talking about new releases in the produce aisle at Tesco

[opaque coyote]

Because his room definitely smells like that tbh

[celest dome]

Do you think it's 'real' or just someone impersonating them ?

[fallen plaza]

I could just show you my favorite clip to post at you and it feels good every time

[opaque coyote]

God I hope it is real that would be so funnt

[shadow plover]

more like back alley drug dealer meet

[surreal nest]

its way too specific

it very well could be an imposter but it is way too specific

[fallen plaza]

Sometimes it's hard to remember how easy it is to reach each other on the net

[queen laurel]

At least 99% I'm pretty sure it is a pretender

and if it's not well i'm gonna jump off a cliff

[celest dome]

How so specific ? Does it reveal things we didn't know before ?

[fallen plaza]

It is real bulge

I've seen official people type in utube comments

[queen laurel]

If it's coming from you then I don't trust the source even more because we'll you're you

[fallen plaza]

They have there full name and they only talk like it's an email

[surreal nest]

Not specific in the sense of him spilling company secrets but that's more than enough information thats needed to slander somebody or be bait if that was the attempt

its unreasonable

[fallen plaza]

*well you're you.

[queen laurel]

zimmer i am the last type to care for grammar

[celest dome]

Description of the account

[queen laurel]

that's not gonna work on me

[celest dome]

Honestly unable to say one way or another

[surreal nest]

Well yeah he's not really an influencer

[crystal forum]

grammar ork

[surreal nest]

He doesn't do PR on youtube

[shadow plover]

"joined 24 May this year" yeah nah

[queen laurel]

that account would have existed way longer

[shadow plover]

does he have any videos

[crystal forum]

you really think people would lie on the internet?

[celest dome]

No

[spare osprey]

Never

[dusk patrol]

It’s never happened before

[celest dome]

At least not any public one

[queen laurel]

i mean you exist, so yeah sure

[wintry scarab]

No dude? That would be rude.

[dusk patrol]

Also Jay, I cast straight on you

[crystal forum]

AAAAAAAAH

[wintry scarab]

Now you gotta be called straight jay

[crystal forum]

it cancels out

[celest dome]

Shouldn't the straight either negate the gay or fuse into Bi ?
And not replace it

[wintry scarab]

Now we gotta find a way to get rid of the jay

[queen laurel]

he's made of pure Gayium the reaction is too strong

[spare osprey]

You’re Ace Jace now

That’s the solution

[outer wave]

Straight Ay

[queen laurel]

I'm talking this guy would lick the feet of sanguinius while listening to raining men

[celest dome]

Wouldn't you ?

[storm jungle]

Shared the quote with an AAA studio concept artist friend of mine in an art server im in, she said:

CEOs at gaming studios are often utterly unhinged. In my experience they are like this or wannabe techbros. Also Asmongold is such a retrograde genital discharge of a human being.

[fallen plaza]

Bulge where did you get that mental image?

From experience I assume?

[queen laurel]

from you

[shadow plover]

accurate

[surreal nest]

Also looking more into this guy he doesn't really use social media so it's not really fair to discredit a small random youtube channel

[dusk patrol]

It’s came to him in a dream

[surreal nest]

He doesnt even have a twitter

and his instagram is private

[storm jungle]

CEOs are always assholes no matter the media or industry, dont worry about it.

[small grail]

i have a high amount of respect for guardsmn so i wrote a story on a guardsman of my own creation

[wintry scarab]

Its just a thing that happens. More money = More insane

[small grail]

hope ye enjoy

[surreal nest]

and previous linkin comments on interviews with him say that he has a tendency to make shit takes online

[fallen plaza]

I'm glad you warmed up to the experience with me, it started slow but it went well 😁

[paper haven]

Hot damn.

[surreal nest]

I'm still convinced his comment was real tbh

[storm jungle]

Oh no it is real.

CEOs are always scumbags

[crystal forum]

bobby kotick is a deranged individual for example

[storm jungle]

this isnt a surprise

[surreal nest]

It doesnt seem out of character for a white CEO in a triple A company

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Absolutely not yeah lmao

[crystal forum]

actively ignoring sexual harassment happening under their noses

[queen laurel]

i mean i would learn it from someone who wanks 30K so hard that they can ride the dick of a space marine like it's a dancing pole

[celest dome]

Confirmed ?
Cause yes he most likely is an ass, but is it this ass

[wintry scarab]

Idk, i aint buying it.

[shadow plover]

I'm 100% the dude's an ass (you don't become a CEO of a large company without being one) but the account being real I don't buy

[storm jungle]

^

Again.

[paper haven]

Blizzard CEOs

[storm jungle]

CEOs are always bad people

[surreal nest]

Like I said he doesn't even have a twitter and has a private instagram

[storm jungle]

this isnt even a stereotype, its the truth

[surreal nest]

He justt isnt social media present

[fallen plaza]

You lick good buddy, when's round 2?

[shadow plover]

hence it's even less likely that the youtube comment is by the actual person

[storm jungle]

Also fuck off with that shit zimmer

[surreal nest]

No it would be more likely that he has a small random youtube account

[crystal forum]

they do know how to manage their public image though. no way would he publicly say anything bad about the industry

[queen laurel]

Your chances of befriending an ork in 40k is better than finding one

[outer wave]

While you're probably right, I dont like generalizing a bunch of people as awful even if its very easy to do so considering CEOs

[surreal nest]

He already has in previous interviews

He's adamant against the viability of modern day games and their price tags

[queen laurel]

when you admit 30k is garbage in not worth playing and admit you're the worst person in the universe but you wouldn't forget that because you have an ego

[crystal forum]

interesting

[storm jungle]

Its mostly a step of events, CEOs largely got nothing to do with game development as is.

its kinda why they end up like this

[opaque coyote]

How do I say this.

Trying to generalize people isn't exactly the best

We can confirm that most CEOs are shitheads. But it's better to reserve your judgement.

Not call them evil or "heckin wholesome". Just acknowledge them as a person that exists.

[outer wave]

Ah good point

[fallen plaza]

Tomorrow then? Sweet see you then, mwah 😘

[outer wave]

Yeah I like this line of logic

[storm jungle]

@fallen plaza @queen laurel

Again you two, knock it off lol

[crystal forum]

if CEO's had involvement in the production side they'd be owners of the company instead

[storm jungle]

Also this yep.

[queen laurel]

Got it

[paper haven]

I'm sure there are decent people that exist who are also CEOs, however tech industry CEOs? Harder to defend.

[storm jungle]

Most of the time they are indeed dudebros that got no idea what they are doing.

I have heard some legit horror stories lol

[opaque coyote]

Elon Musk moment

[gray umbra]

Eh ceos are kind of out of touch

[dusk patrol]

Damn it worked

He’s just Jay now

[crystal forum]

im not saying they're necessarily incompetent im just saying a CEO's job title isn't at all related to what the company actually does. it's all a management and public relations

[gray umbra]

I had to listen to some guy try to justify layoffs being a good thing to employees being terminated

[queen laurel]

you planned it why are you surprised

[fallen plaza]

The card scene from American psycho is always the thing I picture most of them

[gray umbra]

Finance people in general are out of touch*

[small grail]

wrote this during the end of COVID and added a bit more things

[outer wave]

I know the former CEO of a private lab here in Canada was uh, kind of a weird lizard in a human suit kinda guy also apparently a pervert

[surreal nest]

matt karch also did something like this but not really calling it good

[gray umbra]

Its mental gymnastics

[storm jungle]

Yeah again it is not exaggerated at all, its hilariously disturbing lol

[small grail]

hope yye enjoy

[rocky gale]

Think about how much freetime the people who got laid off will have now

[small grail]

@dry epoch

[outer wave]

Oh also said CEO didnt even come from a medical background, but a digital store/phone background

Which he ran to the ground

[gray umbra]

It was some drivel about how it helps some burnt out senior role with a family to feed "rediscover his passion"

[small grail]

wrong mention my bad

[wintry scarab]

If Digital extremes had a cock id be treating it like horseback. I love that company. And the CEO is a really good guy. At least to the customers. But ive been watching them for 10 years now and id say 10 years should give me a fairly good look into him and it seems to be good all around/

[small grail]

@fallen plaza

[gray umbra]

And im standing there nodding my head but mentally noting he is full fo shit

[small grail]

my bad

[crystal forum]

they just want to see line go up. working in a technical field makes you realize how ignorant these people can be about literally anything a company is suppose to be producing

[paper haven]

We're restructuring. This is a great opportunity for 90 percent of you to go out there and follow your dreams! Without severence pay. Also I won't write you a letter of recommendation. Also you are all tresspassing. Get out or I'm calling security. And also I'm going to fire security afterwards but don't tell them that.

[small grail]

took me 3 hours

[queen laurel]

meeting a ceo that genuinely wouldn't throw away human lives like trash is like finding a good life in the imperium as a under hiver

[fallen plaza]

Right I forgot I am a black library author

😁

[gray umbra]

Its because the investors who have stake dont give a shit as long as they get their return

[fallen plaza]

Very well

[gray umbra]

As long as its profitable its good

[small grail]

just review itt is all i ask brother

cuz i aint a author exactly is all

[paper haven]

Public trading is poison for creativity

[small grail]

askin the same to yall as well

[small grail]

thats a draft

[surreal nest]

hardest line of 2024

[small grail]

not even the final cut

i have the final cut

aint showin it here

[hallow saddle]

I want to consume the flesh of billionaires

[spare osprey]

That shit would be rancid

No thanks

[wintry scarab]

Why billionaires? Just eat people

[small grail]

just postin the draft to see whether i can write good fan fic

[fallen plaza]

He's not talking to you lol

[paper haven]

Careful. It might be contagious.

[small grail]

context seemed like it bro

[surreal nest]

Chat, tickle this guy until he giggles

[small grail]

shudve scrolled up

[spare osprey]

🪶

[fallen plaza]

that's freaking gay!

As in homosexual!

[surreal nest]

Not if I do it with malicious intent

[queen laurel]

we only kill people here with hammers

[paper haven]

You can be maliciously gay.

[queen laurel]

or punch them to death

[fallen plaza]

Evil gay people are real

[surreal nest]

I really wonder how inquisitor thrax was just allowed to do what he did to Titus for that long

[opaque coyote]

OMG what if Chaos was called Freaky, and instead of fighting, all the gods of chaos decided to love each other in a wholesome relationship to murder everyo-

[spare osprey]

You may be a homosexual. But are you a sexual-homo

[surreal nest]

like surely at some point the ultramarines should have been like "hey you stopped responding to us and we miss him so we're on our way"

[small grail]

most articulate sentence ive seen

[fallen plaza]

Cringe gay people are canon too

[opaque coyote]

I am a hosexmoual

[fallen plaza]

You are the first one

[queen laurel]

i remove your dark angels privileges for 2 days

[paper haven]

But are you a sexual-homo?

[spare osprey]

BUT THATS OUR WHOLE THING

[opaque coyote]

Like slay-

[spare osprey]

fuck

[small grail]

he dead

[opaque coyote]

witch l4d2 crying noises

[paper haven]

That crying and audio sting is imbedded in my subconscious.

[outer wave]

You know, I wonder what sort of freaky warpstorm shit would have to occur for all 4 chaos gods to be fused into on deity

[small grail]

reporting u to the IRS for that one

[opaque coyote]

Too many worshippers for undivided instead of separate

So because of belief, they fuse into one terrifying being

[spare osprey]

Belakor oiled up

[opaque coyote]

Has to be like

Everyone in the galaxy tho

[paper haven]

They become: A human being.

[queen laurel]

i'm gonna extend the privilege ban for five days

[fallen plaza]

No lol

[small grail]

how wud that work

[spare osprey]

See I get this one

[paper haven]

The worst possible result

[surreal nest]

Is Dawn of War the only game that showcases chaos undivided or what

[spare osprey]

Well ya get a belakor, and ya get like a fuck ton of baby oil

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I genuinely believe that the warp in 40k is literally just like

A fucking tabletop map. And the 4 chaos gods are actually just 4 dysfunctional friends

[spare osprey]

And ya slather em

[queen laurel]

Bela'kor if he has the power for it could take a physical body

[opaque coyote]

Their "wars" are literally just them pretend battling each other

[queen laurel]

Work that part yourself

[small grail]

wont the oil like drip of his wings?

[paper haven]

Isn't Dawn of War pretty much only Khorne?

[rocky gale]

It's a heated game of Risk

[spare osprey]

That’s the best part

[fallen plaza]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[surreal nest]

Oh it might be

Wait isnt space marine 1 chaos undivided?

[gray umbra]

It basically is

[rocky gale]

Hey Risk is stressful

[small grail]

im gonna get an axe to the forehead for theses comments

[paper haven]

maaaaybe

[spare osprey]

40K is just an average game of apples to apples

[gray umbra]

Sometimes they team up and one gets comfortable and decides to commit to an offensive. Then their ally decides to just take their territory

[queen laurel]

it was

[surreal nest]

it says they are Chosen of Nemeroth so I think it actually is

Sick!

[gray umbra]

Like an asshole

[small grail]

valkia oiled up?

[opaque coyote]

I listened to the Khornate Berserker lines for Dawn of War

They put a line where they Khornate berserker was saying that the driver was incompetent

And then next line is something like

"WE NEED A NEW BANEBLADE DRIVER"

[surreal nest]

I LOVE chaos undivided

[spare osprey]

Nah see that’s no fun

[small grail]

but wings

[rocky gale]

I can't play Risk anymore because I kept winning and everyone else got annoyed

[paper haven]

The berzerker lines made that game for me

[surreal nest]

LMFAO

[small grail]

or ku gath

nah kugath

[surreal nest]

I have yet to lose a killteam game and I see the misery on their faces

[dusk patrol]

“Brother, how many studs do you have in your suit of armor?”

“I have 47 molecular bonding studs in my armor brother.”

“Brother, you have forgotten to count one that resides inside the armor.”

“Brother….”

[small grail]

kugath oiled up?

[spare osprey]

Now ya get it

[rocky gale]

In my defence I was giving them advice and telling what they needed to do to defeat me and they weren't listening

[outer wave]

Magic Mike Ku'Gath

[surreal nest]

Nah that sounds about right

[paper haven]

I didn't even know what berzerkers were before that game, then I hear one screaming Blood for the blood god while going into a siezure and I fell in love

[fallen plaza]

😳

[small grail]

mm mm

[spare osprey]

What is the tactical advantage to groin studs

[small grail]

beautiful

[surreal nest]

I be warning them exactly what would happen if they move their leader up and it happens verbatim and they go "man my leader died your guy is strong"

[fallen plaza]

I'm stealing that eternal

[outer wave]

Him throwing his back out would go hard

[dusk patrol]

Would you rather have broken groin armor?

[queen laurel]

ok mate calm down or i might have headbutt your skull

[small grail]

u think if i @ captain kentucky wud work

[opaque coyote]

40% of chaos Undivided members are just people so egotistical that they think they can use Chaos as a tool

60% are just weird worshippers. Who think that worshipping the god of entropy, trickery, violence, and excess all at once is a great idea to spend your time

[small grail]

no no

[spare osprey]

I’d be down to moon the enemy

[crystal forum]

so is this guy a perpetual

[surreal nest]

So 100% badass

[small grail]

kinda

[crystal forum]

he seems pretty powerful

[fallen plaza]

Oiled up bulger

[spare osprey]

I mean have you seen the ass on these marines?

[crisp heath]

I don’t understand Vulcan

[small grail]

just meant to be a guardsman wrong place wrong time

[crisp heath]

So he abhors xenos

Like a lot

[paper haven]

Khorne's the chillest. All you gotta do is fight good and you're in.

[small grail]

since guarsdsman get shit on a lot @crystal forum

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/vulcan-salute-spock-star-trek-the-original-series-live-long-and-prosper-gif-23575376

[crisp heath]

But also apparently felt bad after killing a kid eldar

[gray umbra]

They are bolted on

[small grail]

thought id give him a chance

[opaque coyote]

Has a friendly fire problem lmao

Tbf the other Chaos Gods have that but Khorne is the king of friendly fire

[small grail]

skarbrand moment

[paper haven]

They're just very enthusiastic

[crystal forum]

what does the chaos energy transform him into then

[spare osprey]

It’s one way to combat kidney stones

[crisp heath]

I typed the wrong vulkan 😔

[opaque coyote]

Although could you really call it friendly fire if they aren't friends?

[spare osprey]

Let this be a lesson

[fallen plaza]

Here's a cat I found

[spare osprey]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[fallen plaza]

His name is swag

[small grail]

forgot to describe but like he has a kinda mix of nurgle mutation and a bit of i think warp lightning

[spare osprey]

His name is Toilet Paper

[crisp heath]

But yeah what’s vulkans deal? Does he want to destroy all xenos or just the fighting ones?

[small grail]

more monster and human like

[crystal forum]

but he's not working for the chaos gods?

[small grail]

ye

i do have a reason

i can tell that

[dusk patrol]

A fitting name ngl

[small grail]

but itll get lost here

[crystal forum]

you can't really get nurgle blessings without him wanting it i think

[spare osprey]

From what I understand, doesn’t really wanna kill anyone but feels it’s necessary for the emperors plan

I am most likely

[fallen plaza]

He looks delicious

Nommy

[spare osprey]

100% wrong

[paper haven]

Nah, Nurgle can and will be a dick about it

[queen laurel]

yeah you either accept the disease or he will forcefully shove it down your throat

[small grail]

kinda resists it causing severe damage to mental state and the transformation is like nurgle wants to make him suffer and then finally break so its slow drwan out and painful

[crystal forum]

no like his character just gets hit by random chaos energy and becomes superman mcimmortal

[dusk patrol]

[paper haven]

Oh, I didn't read the thing.

[small grail]

shudve added the context

ill find and send

[opaque coyote]

To be honest I wonder if there is one person out there who has like

[crystal forum]

yeah send key plot points instead so we can discuss it lol

[paper haven]

Honestly that sounds like a warp spawn.

[crystal forum]

it's hard to read the entire thing

[opaque coyote]

A fuck ton of ""blessings"" but still refuses Nurgle's hand

[small grail]

i have the context but its sorta along the lines of this

[small grail]

basically what he did

[paper haven]

Since they are increadibly powerful and basically pure warp energy.

[opaque coyote]

"YOU LITERALLY HAVE EVERY DISEASE IN THE GALAXY. ACCEPT ME AND YOU WILL JOIN MY FAMILY"

"F wheezing cough uck you..."

[small grail]

@crystal forum ill send u the plot point once i get it

[paper haven]

Chimken

[small grail]

yep

[spare osprey]

Honestly if we’re talkin nurgle

[crystal forum]

you can post it here ye

[opaque coyote]

What happens to such a person btw

[spare osprey]

There’s this fuckin footnote in a dark angel codex

[small grail]

it wud get lost

[opaque coyote]

Does Nurgle eventually give up and let him die

Or

[spare osprey]

The chapter master himself got infected with the zombie plague

[small grail]

kinda dies slowly

deformed

[spare osprey]

And he fuckin goes

[small grail]

in pain

[spare osprey]

“Welp” and throws himself into the ships reactor core

[small grail]

but what i posted isnt the main think

[crystal forum]

it's just so people can discuss it. i dont have the attention span to read a lot during work lol

[small grail]

like i said is a draft @opaque coyote

[small grail]

mhm

ill find and send

[queen laurel]

no because if you get too much blessings that are just mutations you become like the Prisoner Of the Emerald Cave

[small grail]

think of that but human

pretty fucked