40k-lore-chat

[dense dawn]

No

[storm jungle]

christ ive met dwarf fans that hate this crap at this point lol

[arctic talon]

Eldar and the Leagues of Votann get along

[storm jungle]

^

They just trade

[arctic talon]

except for Beil'tan and YMIR

but like Beil'tan are racists

and YMIR are also racist

[storm jungle]

Ymir are just on a genocide spree

[arctic talon]

YMIR are racist towards other Leagues

[languid meadow]

BT only likes one type of non eldar peoples and tallarn iirc

[arctic talon]

BT only likes Tallaran yeah

[dense dawn]

Need more of that in 40k

[arctic talon]

Which is really weird

[dense dawn]

There isn't enough racism and genocide

[onyx remnant]

Anyways, love me the orks - best roleplayers this side of the galaxy has to offer.

[dense dawn]

Frr

[dusk patrol]

Factions abbreviated BT 🤝 Loving genocide

[arctic talon]

subfactions abbreviated BT and being violent xenophobic psychopaths is funny

[dense dawn]

Xenophobic psychopaths are like at least 40% of 40k lmao it's great

[languid meadow]

which is hilarious since tallarn is also mega xenophobic and fanatical

[arctic talon]

do not ask a Tallaran who their friends are

[languid meadow]

more than usual

[arctic talon]

Its such a weird lore thing

thats never really been explained indepth lol

[green loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284651335458881649/1284663033075073057/ezgif-5-7b09ddd203.gif?ex=66e7732e&is=66e621ae&hm=3414885f0ea79d97688ceeb5365f1e6f24b0dc26c6805f6b67eb93582edcb93f&

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-black-templar-gif-27615432

[green loom]

How I look reading Ian Watson on the Thunderhawk

[storm jungle]

Im screaming

[dense dawn]

The codex is a fucking joke man

[storm jungle]

its not too bad

[dense dawn]

Where the hell is this from

[dusk patrol]

You'd think a professional would have more original hate takes.

[storm jungle]

try reading sometime you illiterate fucking caveman

[storm jungle]

Ultramarines Movie

[storm jungle]

yes thats the title

Me reading Black Library

[green loom]

No he means the BT thing

[storm jungle]

Oh lol

[green loom]

Idr which fan anim it is

[storm jungle]

im extremely sure

its from that animation thats never coming out

[dense dawn]

groups of roughly one thousand warriors per chapter is a deal breaker man

That's all I'm saying

[storm jungle]

comply or step into the bathroom

[green loom]

Good enough to cover the ground they used to have, not enough to wage all out war on the imperium

[arctic talon]

Legions would be impractical for what the Imperium does in modern 40k

and how marines operate

[dense dawn]

Wait wut

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

[green loom]

[arctic talon]

[dense dawn]

My honest reaction

[green loom]

I'm going to need the sacred oils and incantations for my new PC

I've been waiting for years atp I'm not taking chances

[dense dawn]

I'm finna start chanting for darktide to boot up at first try

Shit better work

[languid meadow]

I pray every time I switch characters

the infinite loading screen bug has gotten me too many times

[onyx remnant]

I haven't touched Darktide in such a long time.

[dense dawn]

It's guaranteed for me

Never misses

[storm jungle]

Come back with the crafting update

theres lots of good stuff in the game rn and its worth playing but prob safer to return with the next big update lol

[crystal forum]

i have been spoiled by my land raider

rhinos are tiny

[rocky gale]

Whens the crafting update again?

They're not that tiny

You might be used to larger, but Rhinos are about average

[crisp heath]

why is guiliman cringe and nerdy

he should drink more like russ

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[crisp heath]

ya got me

i dont know why i typed it, felt worse as a person doing it

[crystal forum]

what other books has aaron dembski-bowden written

the night lords guy

i havent seen his name before

[rocky gale]

He's done a bunch

Like atleast 6 or 7 HH books

He wrote First Heretic

and uhh let me see

Oh Helsreach

[green loom]

Isn't Spear of the Emperor one of his too

Black Legion also

[rocky gale]

Yea he's done a bunch

[versed ledge]

Is there such a thing as a happy kriegsman?

[radiant lance]

What if SM2 decided to balance gun strikes by removing invincibility during executions to make it even

[green loom]

Tyborc probably gets close

[green loom]

I think it'd give people something else to complain about

[onyx remnant]

Remove ammo pickups but put them on executions - doom ftw.

Although very rarely I ran into ammo shortages

[rocky gale]

Try Heavy

You'll have ammo problems every 30 seconds

[onyx remnant]

From the moment I picked up a plasma pistol I didn't look at anything else for long-medium range.

Also a melta rifle just to get some breathing room.

[rocky gale]

I mean the Heavy class

[onyx remnant]

Most weapons to me did seem pretty anemic compared to those two I talked above.

[opaque coyote]

Tactical Bolter

[crystal forum]

looks stupid

[opaque coyote]

Yes

...

I actually like it with the stock tho

[arctic talon]

Bolter with a stock looks ass

[opaque coyote]

Don't know if it's possible to suppress a Bolter

Probably not physically possible though

[arctic talon]

there are supressors

for them

[opaque coyote]

...I would say why but I realized it's 40k

For all I know they probably work like in the movies

Which would be terrifying tbh

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I always thought if a Bolter would have a stock.

It'd probably be a fucking folding one

It would be exceptionally stupid

[fallen plaza]

Disgusting

The only way to make this worse is if you skeletonize the bolter

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbh I don't that would even be possible

...

The Bolter Rifle tho

Maybe

[fallen plaza]

It most definitely is

[opaque coyote]

I like the look skeletonized rifles for some reason tho

Idk why it kinda activates something in my neurons

[fallen plaza]

You gonna die on that hill?

[opaque coyote]

I mean wouldn't the barrel be too short

[opaque coyote]

Not yet. Need to fire a gun in a range first.

Haven't had the opportunity yet and I'm not a gun expert

[fallen plaza]

Okay, die.

[opaque coyote]

Damn

[opaque coyote]

How the fuck would you even skeletonize a bolter anywaus

Like usually Skeletonized weapons have a long barrel while the Bolters are short in terms of size

The Cawl Pattern Bolt Rifle may work tho

But then again Idk shit about guns so

Eh

I wonder what would happen if like

A 3 year old decided to fire an Astartes bolter

Would they become a pseudo cannon ball

Like they just fire it once and then

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-jumping-off-a-cliff-landing-in-water-gif-12494009273805900243

[fallen plaza]

Most of the bolter is one big shell

[opaque coyote]

True

Hm

Actually what would be the fucking dumbest, cursed bolter design you could possibly make

Skeletonized, Folding Stock, Bullpup

[rose thorn]

There is a really really terrible ai ad that is targeting warhammer atm on yotibe

Basically this, obviously ai made, anime girl says that she made an ai to help her win space marine 2

[fallen plaza]

Most 40k shorts content is ai slop

[rose thorn]

I CAN SEND OT

https://youtube.com/shorts/lkl12ZVrOtc?si=5TWmCsXq2QoTN1Bh

[fallen plaza]

But I haven’t heard of this before

[rose thorn]

It’s

So had

Bad

[fallen plaza]

Oh ive seen her

She isnt ai

[rose thorn]

CAN you even dodge roll in space marine 2?

[rose thorn]

She sounds like she is

[fallen plaza]

This shit isnt ai lol

The whole thing is mocapped

Which is all quite expensive

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413740215392403474/1284724826547818539/cachedImage.png?ex=66e7acbb&is=66e65b3b&hm=30193cacf408c8a6645b13313864e3023706de0cf4e6570f20154e72919f1003&

[crystal forum]

is john grammaticus a good character

why are perpetuals just never used outside HH

[viral halo]

Yea

Unironically love him

[viral halo]

Too OP

[paper haven]

A good character? Sure.
A good person? Nah

[tough haven]

Yeah, tap space twice

[tough haven]

I dont think anyone genuinely asks "Hey is this 40k character a good person?"

[opaque coyote]

I mean to be honest, I think the modern definition of a good person doesn't apply in 40k

Like depending on where you're born, it's basically impossible to be one by modern standards

Bob, the regular Factorium worker, probably saw one or two of his friends get dragged away to be forcefully servitorized because of something he knows they didn't do

But it's not like he can stop them. Otherwise he'll basically join them

The "right" thing to do would be to try and save his friends.

The problem is that would guarantee a fate worse than death. So the only choice Bob really has is to keep working

The worst part about the Imperium isn't that cruelty and suffering is abundant

It's that cruelty and suffering has become normal. Entrenched in the human consciousness. It is the standard. And unless if something literally Galaxy changing happens, it will probably say that way.

The evilest parts of the Imperium are often the most mundane.

Anyways that's my pseudo poetic yap session over

[dusk patrol]

@opaque coyote you’re overthinking it

The real good guys are the Iron Hands

Cause they look cool

Low morals is weak, therefore low morals are flesh, therefore the less flesh you have the better your morals

[dense dawn]

Welp omnissiah is officially a thing now

[paper haven]

Did an AI make this?

[dusk patrol]

Hard to tell, it’s so realistic

[fallen plaza]

Dont tell this guy what real life is

[celest dome]

AI content is not allowed here

Though if just to illustrate points j guess it's ok

[loud badge]

death to the corpse god

[fallen plaza]

Your aware this can also apply to like, us in the real world right? We ignore bad shit all the time right? So to say that bob is the bad guy in this situation is insane lmao

[dense dawn]

Yeah

[fallen plaza]

Wrong god mate, this is the omnissiah

[dense dawn]

Found on Instagram in a page called robotheism

Machine spirit really be out here

[dense dawn]

Flesh is weakness

[loud badge]

Feed the swamp

[crisp heath]

Listen if there's one thing I know it's that to keep computers and trucks running smooth you need to make all kinds of quirky little rituals and talk to them very politely

The machine spirit is fickle and must be appeased

[dense dawn]

Also the bit about toasters

Don't forget that

[raven stone]

Warning: meme levels of brain rot

https://youtu.be/zmmFRi522tc?feature=shared

[crisp heath]

Sad that Emperor's Spears will probably never be a skin for SM2

I'm hearing people complain that the game doesn't support Death Watch heraldry well and Spears also have a complicated heraldry system

[arctic talon]

It supports deathwatch heraldry, the issue is the emblems are super restricted and emblems are unique to the left or right shoulder

[crisp heath]

Can you put emblems on knees?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crisp heath]

Hm I might bootleg a Spear then

Void Trident emblem on left pauldron, Imperial Fist on the right knee

It could work

[wintry scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuBlGxQL1lI Kinda a based take from the thief rat himself

[celest dome]

People that play warhammer are really smart

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-eyebrow-raise-vermintide-gif-24052002

[queen laurel]

as an Ironjaw fan, this is just false

[celest dome]

It's always nice to see those people shoot themselves in the foot when they're trying to argue about something

[queen laurel]

This is also the main drawback of warhammer becoming more popular to be honest more people are just gonna get into the setting to hate it

[rocky gale]

Dumbest man alive makes dumbest take, world keeps spinning

[wintry scarab]

"-If youre not, youre probably not going to have a job that can give you enough money to buy warhammer" My current living conditions:

[storm jungle]

Every video this guy does is literally the same fucking thing

facepalming in thumbnail

takes 50 minutes to get to the actual subject

his opinion already doesnt matter because hes a freak

[queen laurel]

nowadays he's become a react content creator that just reacts on a subject and literally that I don't even remember him playing a game anytime soon, and let's be honest his room would be the perfect spawning place for a lord of plagues

[rocky gale]

It's a annoying because like a couple of years ago his Reaction content used to be decent, like if what he was reacting to was 30 minutes long, his video would be an hour and 30, because he would constantly be asking questions, talking about it, stopping to look things up and like checking sources and factchecking the video. But now it's just dumb grifter shit and bad takes.

[green loom]

I love hearing about "the indomitable human spirit" in regards to 40k

It's so deluded and wrong

[storm jungle]

Indomitable human spirit helps a lot when you are embedded into a wall as a servitor

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes just peak slop.

Guy also just gets deluded into the wrong perspective constantly by his braindead chat lol

[green loom]

I'm half tempted to make like a slide show of it

Indomitable spirit that the imperium tries it's absolute hardest to suppress and break

[storm jungle]

You should tbh

the "indomitable human spirit" helping you stay alive as a servitor would be funny

[queen laurel]

me forcing someone to have the indomitable human spirit even more so that when i do break them the emotions i get from feeding on them is more tasty

[shadow plover]

People need to STOP sharing Asmongold clips, I do NOT want to see that disgusting creature against my will every fucking week

[storm jungle]

KSLFKSDLFKDSFLDSF

[shadow plover]

[storm jungle]

oh yeah you prefer Jerma instead

the other disgusting human waste

[shadow plover]

he does it distinguishingly

[storm jungle]

hes annoying and so is his stupid fandom!!!!!!!

[queen laurel]

At least he's honest about being human waste, Asmon on the other hand is like you trying to deny the inevitable fact that space marines are popular

[crisp heath]

Ultramarine shack

Also the only thing I know about Asmon is his hygiene and I think he's the racist bodybuilding pagan guy?

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/i3bz7aeqCXM?si=xShufAPfzqBluB6Z

[green loom]

Jerma is at least hot

[shadow plover]

very true

[green loom]

And is unhinged and not what asmongold is

[crisp heath]

My mistake the racist pagan bodybuilding guy is a different guy, I will not mention his name because he doesn't need views

[green loom]

You mean the like swedish Nazi dude that's friends with arch?

[crisp heath]

Is he friends with arch?

[green loom]

I think so

Looks like one of those malformed Chad edits yeah?

[celest dome]

The Tech Priest in SM2 don't really sound distinctive tbh

[crisp heath]

Yeah pretty much exactly

[green loom]

Then yeah he is

[crisp heath]

Anyway I'm shocked Arch speaks to people with an accent

[green loom]

Like people with swedish accents or do you mean that he himself speaks with an accent

[fallen plaza]

I've seen his vids and I'm still not sure if it's a real accent

Like my god it gets in my nerves

[green loom]

Arch is norwegian

[shadow plover]

yeah it's not his real accent, he does it to appear more posh and 'intelligent'

[green loom]

They always try to sound right but never to be right

[fallen plaza]

I guess that's also what adds to it? When people say that it's applied to guard, so the way I see it is that humanity lives despite itself

[green loom]

It's usually viewed in a positive sense but there isn't a positive note there for the imperium

The indomitable human spirit to enslave themselves

[fallen plaza]

It's whatever

[wintry scarab]

Man, what did jerma ever do? 😦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq9INFtrYS4

[fallen plaza]

I wouldn't call it deluded just, not nuanced

[green loom]

It's pretty deluded when you're trying to paint the imperium as good and based

[fallen plaza]

It reminds me how everytime I see a stupid comment on YouTube about 40k I almost wanna choke whoever wrote it

It's either telling you some factoid no one cares about "red things go faster guh) or just 40k glazing in general

"Ooo 40k is so powerful oooohhh"

[celest dome]

Please don't restart the Ork colour debate

[storm jungle]

the 40k comment sections on youtube are like

an actual time capsule

everyone there repeats the same thing, its like watching them in an enclosure lol

[fallen plaza]

I make sure to make them feel bad for saying that shit, as fruitless as it is

[storm jungle]

Its worthless.

Like i SOMETIMES

SOMETIMES

give them the benefit of a doubt, and scroll down

first thing i see is guard die in 15 hours

[storm jungle]

Im trying to watch that cadian officer ontop of a baneblade's speech and some moron in the comments is saying hes a commissar

the other is saying officers cant have cherubs

like shut up oh my god

[queen laurel]

When i am in a be predictable challenge and my opponent is a warhammer YouTube comment section

[storm jungle]

yeah i was too nice i guess

[fallen plaza]

The worse ones are like "GUH THAT ULTRAMARINE HAS A BEARD HE'S A SPACE WOLF"

[storm jungle]

YEAH

[shadow plover]

no way someone really said that

[storm jungle]

THEY FUCKING DID

[fallen plaza]

I replied to that moron too

[storm jungle]

big mistake

[shadow plover]

[fallen plaza]

Called him a tourist

[queen laurel]

that definitely sealed your fate in that comment section

[fallen plaza]

Nah

[shadow plover]

Behold, a wolf

[fallen plaza]

There actually were people agreeing with me

[storm jungle]

oh m god

i didnt actually realised they based acheran on that LMAO

down to the fucking pins on the head and beard too

[spring cairn]

i can't believed they made a mini after the captain in sm2

[shadow plover]

yeah, he was made a canon character some time ago

[spring cairn]

wowzer

[fallen plaza]

And I thought saber made something original

[queen laurel]

i expected GW to be very faithfully generic to models but damn

making a character out of a generic mold

[shadow plover]

around the same time when Sicarius changed his position from the captain of the second company

[fallen plaza]

The Asian guy I saw with Titus remind me of the surgeon meme

[storm jungle]

that actor that played the firelord too?

hes like,

so gigachad its actually distracting

https://tenor.com/view/angry-fire-lord-ozai-avatar-the-last-airbender-ready-to-fight-daniel-dae-kim-gif-2960632860465156985

Jesus dude

"Don't fight him my lord, he's your son!"

"We'll see."

💀

[spring cairn]

he should've played steve in the minecraft movie

[fallen plaza]

That chin can deflect AP rounds

[storm jungle]

^

[green loom]

They didn't base him on it TBF, it just straight up is him

[shadow plover]

yeah that too

Acheran was made a character before SM2

[green loom]

Like how the Leviathan termi captain is Severus

[fallen plaza]

Tbf

Bardin is based on a model

[onyx remnant]

Holy shit, Space Marines 2 is so popular they started selling people toys and figurines.

[green loom]

No like

The Phobos captain in shadowspear IS Acheran

[dense dawn]

OZAI?

[spring cairn]

anyway, i've heard the servants of the corpse gods are claiming an objective, i'll have to check this out

[dense dawn]

This the new one?

[storm jungle]

That goes to show how generic he is ngl

[shadow plover]

wdym

[onyx remnant]

I wish them luck, maybe they need more funds cuss mine arrived unassembled and with no paints.

[green loom]

All the like box set captains are typically assigned names

Like the Dark imperium one is Felix

[storm jungle]

I have not seen

A SINGLE person

mention that acheran existed before the game

not a single one

[shadow plover]

Well he is only mentioned in like boxsets

[storm jungle]

Pretty fucked up

[shadow plover]

maybe in Dark Imperium

[green loom]

Only real loreheads know

[fallen plaza]

Bardin spotted

[celest dome]

Doesn't look anywhere close to Bardin

[queen laurel]

yeah not even subtle

[fallen plaza]

So it's not too far off that designers would just yoink a preexisting design

[green loom]

Acheran is shadowspear

[onyx remnant]

He has a beard.

[green loom]

Dark imperium was Decimus Felix

[storm jungle]

Also what Zimmer said yeah

like GW games do this a lot

some characters are straight up the minis

[green loom]

I don't think the Indomitus one is named

[shadow plover]

in the book Dark Imperium, not 8th edition box set

[green loom]

Ahh

[shadow plover]

but yeah Shadowspear was the original release of him/the mini

That's how I got it as well

[fallen plaza]

Which can be kinda lame if you noticed, at least the bardin mini wasn't in production for a long time until recently

[onyx remnant]

A total war 40K game would go hard

[queen laurel]

fix the bloody engine first

[celest dome]

TW isn't really suited for post-WW1 fighting type

[fallen plaza]

No, here's 20 billion dlcs

[queen laurel]

with the amount of shooting that game is gonna have you're gonna need a new one

[onyx remnant]

One can only dream.

Last one I played was tw warhammer 2.

[celest dome]

There are rumours of one

[shadow plover]

also for a star wars one

[celest dome]

I've been told that the SW one bull

No idea though

[celest dome]

Neither are well adapted for it

[queen laurel]

i want aos, i want to have 19 mega-gargants just stomping and kicking people

[shadow plover]

yeah I'm not too confident on the SW one

[onyx remnant]

After all the shit products that came out for SW recently people are pretty weary of it all.

[shadow plover]

neither on the validity of it or how well it would work

[celest dome]

SW Survivor was quite good

[wintry scarab]

Starwars and halo are the two things that i loved so much to now having done a complete and utter 180 and just feeling complete apathy.

[celest dome]

And 40k isn't the one that can speak of shit gaming products 💀

[onyx remnant]

Star Wars Outlaws

[dense dawn]

Can regular people take down a space marine

[celest dome]

Yes

[queen laurel]

yes

[onyx remnant]

Of course.

[wintry scarab]

I scream at my monitor

[queen laurel]

They are still mortals just super enhanced ones

[dense dawn]

Like how accurate is the prisoners in taking down a chaos marine in the game

Like 3 riflemen

Maybe 4

[celest dome]

We could kill a SM without much problems

[dense dawn]

Oh

[queen laurel]

the vets have plasma guns and krak grenades

[celest dome]

Ogryn tier and/or Lords

[storm jungle]

We arent really prisoners

almost all the rejects are combat vets

[shadow plover]

it was doomed to be shit when it was made by Ubisoft so not really a surprising result

[storm jungle]

and at this point in the game we are an Inquisitorial kill-team

[celest dome]

Still lower Acolyte

[onyx remnant]

Ubisoft is imploding at this point, good riddance but I do know they won't disappear.

[celest dome]

Don't go expecting Xeno weaponry

[wintry scarab]

Amen. Just frustrates me that some people still go out and buy it then complain its bad. Its like basic pattern recognition. Sucks that Ubisoft was starting to get good in like 2015 only to nosedive back down hard.

[shadow plover]

getting good is a stretch but yeah

[dense dawn]

Ngl I had some expectations from outlaws

Didn't meet any of them

[wintry scarab]

Nah, imo for honor and siege were insanely good for their time.

[onyx remnant]

They have to resort to a massive botting campaign for assassin's creed shadows on YouTube just to pretend there's hype.

[dense dawn]

For honor is still good🤡

[shadow plover]

Siege was pretty good for a while, but they didn't really do anything good in the single player portion of their games for decades

[rocky gale]

Odyssey was good

[celest dome]

It was a multiplayer game by design

[wintry scarab]

Its insane that that game is still up. I remember when me and my mates used to play it, it felt like it was a dead game but to this day its still going.

[shadow plover]

Didn't mean it like that

Siege was good, but no singleplayer game they made was

[dense dawn]

Cross play really extended the game's life like at least 7 more years

[rocky gale]

Like Odyssey might not be a good AC game, but it's still a good game.

[shadow plover]

ehh

It's subjective though so not claiming otherwise

[wintry scarab]

No cross-save hurts. Having 150+ and that being locked to xbox sucks and that just made me never go back to the game.

[wintry scarab]

Thats how i feel about halo 5

[rocky gale]

Honestly you could remove all the Assassins Creed bits from Odyssey and you'd have just a better game

But it's still good

[shadow plover]

same thing applies to Black Flag

[dense dawn]

Is it good?

[shadow plover]

when it's not doing any of the assassin's creed stuff, yeah

[rocky gale]

Like the point where it's like "Oh remember you're in the Animus" and I just don't care, let me play my fun RPG as a Greek Demigod

[wintry scarab]

Maybe its because i dont really care for ac but black flag was really good imo. At least i have good memories of it.

[shadow plover]

it's the only AC game I've managed to play all the way through

[rocky gale]

Black Flag is like widely agreed to be one of the best AC games

[shadow plover]

every other time I've dropped the game mid way

[storm jungle]

any AC game you drop before Black Flag means you just dont like assassins creed

you fucking FILTH

[shadow plover]

well it's a shit gameplay formula so yeah

[storm jungle]

you're a shit gameplay formula

[rocky gale]

I've played and completed them all, except Black Flag, 3 and Valhalla

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

I stopped after Black Flag

fully completed all of them otherwise, genuinely great games

before Ubisoft went full sloppa

[rocky gale]

3 Because I got to the final mission and just didn't care, Black Flag I never made it out of the tutorial because no matter what I did I encountered a game breaking bug so gave up

[wintry scarab]

You ready for this take? Farcry 5 was good.

[rocky gale]

and Valhalla, I just got bored during the prologue and gave up

[storm jungle]

I mean

people were just overly critical imo

its one of the most fun coop games ive also played

[rocky gale]

Yea 5 is good

[storm jungle]

"You know what this county's missing? Balls."

Get him cow testicles

i was like "PEAK"

[shadow plover]

I'm gonna use this screenshot every time you'll be doing it in the future

[storm jungle]

when im right im right

[shadow plover]

[celest dome]

Far Cry 5 was the one in the USA?

[storm jungle]

yep

you also get to shoot american rednecks, literally the best thing i could ask from a shooter

[celest dome]

Quite liked that one

[rocky gale]

Kinda fucked up that they mocked the last supper though, we should cancel them

[storm jungle]

LMAO

I also remember people like going

"They are making fun of christians"

when its obviously a fucking cult

and one of the main characters you help out is literally a pastor

[fallen plaza]

Mmmh... Mmmmh? Mmh. Not really

😁

[onyx remnant]

All of them are cults, some bigger than others.

[wintry scarab]

Also i just want to say, that seeing shit like this makes me want to kill people

[rocky gale]

They're doing IT?

[onyx remnant]

The bread and butter of YouTube

[storm jungle]

Mhmmhmm how about i shove a fucking grenade down your throat.

😁

[green loom]

Me first?

[storm jungle]

YES. SPACE MARINE 2 HAS DESTROYED UBISOFT.

[dense dawn]

What are they actually doing

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-risa-laughing-laugh-clown-gif-20222991

[fallen plaza]

Ubislop

[storm jungle]

Activislop

[onyx remnant]

I'll be going back to playing Chapter Master

[gaunt sable]

I do not get the weird discourse around female Custodes.
Like honestly who gives a shit?
The people screaming about them are inevitably right wing weirdos or people who are upset that the female Custodes wasnt 'sexy' or their both.

[fallen plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachi-bass-gachi-muchi-gif-14340758

[onyx remnant]

God I wish this was a fully sanctioned project with proper polish.

[fallen plaza]

Let's not bring this up again

[dense dawn]

Have yall seen the dreadnought take down a heldrake?

[fallen plaza]

This has been discussed hundreds of times

[gaunt sable]

Sorry I was scrolling through the backlog.

[storm jungle]

People are dumb, dont worry about it.

[queen laurel]

it's warhammer fans just being sexist and racist

not worth yer time

[fallen plaza]

You too, but it has nothing to do with custodies to clarify

[dense dawn]

What's wrong with female custodes...

[onyx remnant]

The one thing I'll add to that, since again I don't wanna discuss it, is that they should've put the spotlight on the sisters of battle.

[wintry scarab]

How GW handled them.

[storm jungle]

Same applies to you too dipshit

[dense dawn]

Idk bro they look good imo

[fallen plaza]

Mom said it's my turn to use the braincell

[gaunt sable]

The Custodes weren't even all that relevant until like....Super recently.

[fallen plaza]

Just don't think about it

I've heard enough whining from here to be sick of it

[gaunt sable]

You get a braincell? Dx
Lucky.

[queen laurel]

trust me spider-man this one is just absolutely not worth your brain cells

[green loom]

Real and true

[onyx remnant]

Adepta Sororitas itself has so many cool orders that deserve to be explored more.

[storm jungle]

Probably the best reaction ive seen to it

"Idk they look cool"

[queen laurel]

there is no understandable explanation on why they are dumb

[storm jungle]

the other based one is

"Eh I dont care 🗿 "

[green loom]

Bulgur have you seen the highlight comp I made of the ultramarines movie

[queen laurel]

no

[green loom]

It's a movie of all time to be sure

[fallen plaza]

Zased

[queen laurel]

the only thing i got from this is remembering that they had a movie

i forgot it's even a thing

[fallen plaza]

Directed by dan abnett too

And uh, made dogshit by GW

[green loom]

It's such a funny movie though

The 2nd company is like 12 people, half fresh recruits

Their relic is The Warhammer

[storm jungle]

to be fair the movie did release in like 1942

give them a break

[fallen plaza]

I remember the movie feeling so empty also

[green loom]

The apothecary going "he can sniff our taint all he likes"

[fallen plaza]

Like, it was like the squad was the only thing that existed in that planet

Even on the ship

[green loom]

It looked like one of those cheap cgi cartoons from like 15 years

Because, I mean, it is

It's like Gormiti

[wintry scarab]

I dont care if they are female personally. As i said, i just think GW went about it the right way.

[fallen plaza]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413740215392403474/1274093300818907300/1984.mp4?ex=66e7e39a&is=66e6921a&hm=22a999b865650a0fe2d491812d8479d120882e09f7ddfd3c3e931b3b1f4cf34a&

[queen laurel]

this one right

[green loom]

Yes

[fallen plaza]

The text above the title is so ass

What a nothing statement

[dense dawn]

99% casualty rate
VICTORY

[shadow plover]

it doesn't even make sense when it comes to space marines

[fallen plaza]

Space Marines love glory like tf

[dense dawn]

It's even weirder coming from ultramarines

...

[fallen plaza]

The entire poster is an iMovie template

[wintry scarab]

God i fucking hate these little things on the jumppack primaris

[storm jungle]

little lego studs

[fallen plaza]

That looks like something out of gundam not 40k

Literal gundam lookin ahh

[onyx remnant]

I've never liked mechs or gundams.

[dense dawn]

The overall suits look clean Af tho

[fallen plaza]

I don't like most of them

[dense dawn]

The thousand sons got me tweakin

[fallen plaza]

I like most of the plainer stuff

[wintry scarab]

What, mk10?

[fallen plaza]

Like the zaku 1 and such

[onyx remnant]

Man I'm so close to the release of TFW.

Put me in coach I am ready.

[shadow plover]

my only issue with the SM2 jump pack suits is that they call them Inceptor suits when they're clearly not...

[dense dawn]

Idk bro
The way they look just feel clean

[storm jungle]

Indicktor might have been more fitting

[dense dawn]

Specifically in the game

[shadow plover]

bad joke

smh

[fallen plaza]

Get it? Because inside dick

[storm jungle]

Actually i just realised that

rip lol

[wintry scarab]

I also hate how these new jumppacks need to be installed. I way much more preferred to on-off sort of feel of the old ones. And these little thrusters dont help.

[fallen plaza]

GW bring the primaris go cart to sm2

[shadow plover]

let's have a Halo CE second mission type mission with it

https://tenor.com/view/halo-m12warthog-xbox-video-game-gif-17890029

[wintry scarab]

Yeah, i just hate the damn helmets. Everything looks the god damn same where its all just the fucking maximus. Uhh, hate it.

[fallen plaza]

That's just a primaris problem in general

[wintry scarab]

Yeah but its such an easy fix and they just dont do it 😭

I cant be the only one that dislikes how the only helmets are maximus. Im so sick ofthem. Especially how in SM2 we get to see that clean ass mk7/8 at the start

[fallen plaza]

Your not the only one

[green loom]

Me, a maximus enjoyer

[wintry scarab]

I spit on thee

[dense dawn]

Out of all the legions which one yall think has the best armor design by looks

[wintry scarab]

Most of them wore the exact same armour

[thorn zenith]

The operations jumppack being ass also killed me hard. I thought i was gonna take to the skies like in the campaign not just a few metres off the ground

[celest dome]

TSons

For 40k

None are as ornate compared tothe other

[dense dawn]

I personally love alpha legion

They are by far the most unique looking ones besides TSons

Plus scales

[wintry scarab]

Pretty sure this is fanart but ultramarie art always had a really cool vibe to it imo. armour decor wise.

[fallen plaza]

There is an ultra specific armor pattern

[wintry scarab]

Also how do people feel about phobos armour? I wish it was just a bit more ornate but its really grown on me.

[fallen plaza]

I don't think it fits for sm tbh

It's clone trooper armor

[wintry scarab]

Yeah, ill agree it sort of breaks the walking tank vibe. But i still think its pretty cool

well not sort of. it does

[storm jungle]

It very much is like

simply too "modern" looking and a bad attempt at trying to steal the job of Scouts.

[dusk patrol]

Idk sometimes I like it a lot other times it doesn’t work as well

[wintry scarab]

For me it comes back to the ornate thing. If you stick a bunch of shit on it, i think it looks pretty cool. But imo the shit cant be too tactical looking because that does sort of break the space marine phantasy. Like the librarian in phobos looks sick imo.

But like a bare bones phobos just looks super generic. I know i keep going on about the helmets but imo, phobos should wear other marks to sort of bring them back to the space marine vibe.

[shadow plover]

Infiltrators look great, the rest I'm lukewarm with

[queen laurel]

This is phobos right

[viral halo]

Phobos armor looks sick

[shadow plover]

ye

[viral halo]

Gravis armor is sick too

Primaris suck wind compared to firstborn armor designs tho

[queen laurel]

yeah this guys my favorite who wears this armor even with the peanut butter and jam knife that he has

[viral halo]

Games Workshop, give me more firstborn bits on primaris and my life is yours!!!!1

[queen laurel]

no, here's weapon team 105

[wintry scarab]

YAASSS QUEEEN!

I will not shut up untill they do it

so i will never shut up

[storm jungle]

I had no idea that was a phobos lol

[shadow plover]

they did include a MK7 helmet to the Vanguard Vet squad

Sternguard, not Vanguard

[wintry scarab]

And thats my spark of hope

And it comes with a corvus one as well with a crux on the helmet

or at least it looks like a crux

[viral halo]

Model is named Librarian in Phobos armor

[storm jungle]

Bold of you to assume im a ghoul that buys models

[viral halo]

I started selling off some of my model collection and betting the money on sports

[storm jungle]

Sopranos behavior

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gif-27638265

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-sopranos-james-joseph-gandolfini-jr-gif-15850296

[viral halo]

I have some hella rare models

cato sicarius, lugft huron, warmaster horus, huron blackheart, the green knight

mad cool shit laying around

[shadow plover]

horus model isn't that rare when you can still order it from the store

[wintry scarab]

Like the marines that came out around 10 edition are peak imo. Like all of these boxes i am frothing at the mouth for.

Also did they get rid of kill team or some shit? I cant find any kill team box on their site

[shadow plover]

they're about to release a new edition

[wintry scarab]

So does that mean all the old models are gone?

I want the scouts 😭

[shadow plover]

no, repackaging most likely

plus scouts will get a separate 40k release as well

[wintry scarab]

oh, nice

[rose thorn]

My polish partner informed me that the Death rattle skeletons are Turkish and not mildly Asian

Whoops

In my defense there is a head variant that has the cool helmet mask thing

If I saw that I would have known

[wintry scarab]

Last thing i want to say is these fucking helmets suck

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/its-important-to-me-terry-carson-the-ms-pat-show-its-a-big-thing-for-me-its-necessary-for-me-gif-25259232

[queen laurel]

for Skeletons I have to admit these look nice

[shadow plover]

[queen laurel]

Especially one with the flag he looks happy

[rose thorn]

We are getting more skeletons btw

[queen laurel]

LET'S GO

[rose thorn]

Someone at GW accidentally leaked it

[queen laurel]

Lovely

[small grail]

castigator was an ai right

there was no human control right

so how did he get corrupted

[queen laurel]

chaos

[small grail]

but like how do u corrupt an AI

[queen laurel]

chaos

[small grail]

that makes no sense

[queen laurel]

too bad

[small grail]

wait why am is asking its warhammer

[queen laurel]

you're beginning to get it

[small grail]

another query i have

about the proto primarch

the 1st like prototype the emperor made

the angel of death or something he was called

heaavily aggresive and strong

what wud happen if he fought the current perfect primarchs

[rose thorn]

It was deleted right after but someone I trust, who usually doenst talk about leaks, said she saw it lol

[queen laurel]

I see

[rose thorn]

Also the rumor engine straight up showed skeleton weapons so

It’s probably new grave guard

[queen laurel]

that blade was for the skeletons?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

this one? that looks serrated

[rose thorn]

No

It’s an older one

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/06/11/the-rumour-engine-11th-june-2024/

[queen laurel]

oh yeah i see it

[rose thorn]

Ppl thought it was nurgle for a minute

But it matches the style of skeletons

[queen laurel]

the blade doesn't look rusty

why do people think that

[rose thorn]

You don’t really pay attention to factions you don’t play

[tough haven]

Aren’t you like still totally vulnerable to a shot to the head?

[queen laurel]

hmm yeah that is true

i remember you were quite surprised on how i were able to contact gargants

before i pointed out that kraken eaters are a thing

[small grail]

i assume he was a unstable monster

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

Anything you wanna read on the Angel is all on the lexicanum

he appeared for like 1 single supplement

which was for the Inquisitor game

[dusk patrol]

We don’t know and he is largely not even canon anymore and was kinda always in a story which wasn’t meant to be taken as 100% fact

It was part of a series of little short campaign stories and it was told in a unreliable narrator kinda way

So yeah if you wanna know literally everything about him it’s all in that one story, which is pretty easy to find online. And the whole thing isn’t referenced again ever.

He’s one of those weird bits of what would normally be obscure lore that loretubers latch onto for whatever reason so it gets magnified way beyond its importance.

[small grail]

but wudnt he been a teerifying force if he was made canon

[dusk patrol]

I guess

[small grail]

terrifying*

cuz in that book he let him loose against a titan or something

or somethin else

[dusk patrol]

He does some wacky stuff but it’s also very old lore

So some of it is like

“Yeah yeah we’ve all see the Titan solo”

[small grail]

love how im new but like only know some of old but little of new

[storm jungle]

I mean hes never been retconned out of the setting, 40k only has like 4-5 material every entirely removed from its lore. Its more that its very old lore and has never been really mentioned since due to it just being a very throwaway side story.

[dusk patrol]

And his “lore” within universe is told by a dude hearing about it tens of thousands of years later

[storm jungle]

So you can pretty much take it as canon, more just ancient in-universe chronicles that largely doesnt matter.

[dusk patrol]

Like the entire story isn’t first hand

[small grail]

but im sayin hypothetically

[dusk patrol]

We don’t know

[storm jungle]

yeah just dont worry about it

[dusk patrol]

He’s powerful, but I dunno

[small grail]

wud a primarch stand a chance against that beast

whos by far the strongest primarch?

[dusk patrol]

It’s gonna sound like an echo

But we don’t know

[small grail]

the perfect sons vs the defective one

[dusk patrol]

And probably Sanguinius base but that’s debatable

Like it really doesn’t do much in the story

[wintry scarab]

I mean imo its totally on brand for space mariens to have their faces exposed as an extra fuck you to the enemy. Basically saying heres my head, come kill me. I just think the visor thing looks goofy.

[dusk patrol]

And the story isn’t a reliable source in universe

[storm jungle]

as the great legendary Stan Lee said:

"Whoever the author wants to win."

40k works on slop comic book nonsense, so its pretty much true here too lol

[dusk patrol]

Also there’s definitely no “by far the strongest primarch”

Some seem to be better at fighting and are mentioned to be

But they can all kill eachother

Sanguinius was probably the best though, largely that seems agreed upon by even the primarchs

And the stuff he does is wild

But “by far” there isn’t one

[small grail]

but honestly id love for him to be canon

he had potential in his time

kinda mad that castigator got taken over

mean like its an AI but damn

[storm jungle]

Again he pretty much is, its never been really retconned.

[small grail]

how did they kill that beast

[storm jungle]

Its more that also again it doesnt really matter.

its a throwaway mcguffin for a story setup.

[small grail]

sadly yea

[storm jungle]

the entire point DAOT as awhole exists is so characters in 40k can have shit to hunt for novel plots.

[small grail]

but just the imaginary situation is all im sayin

[storm jungle]

like i finished Daemonhunter with Inquisitor Coteaz and it has another stupid DAOT mcguffin in it that can stop his aging

and he just destroys it at the end because "heresy", its always the same shit lol

[small grail]

i wonder how Yarrick is doing

i havent seen him much for a while

anyone known what happened

[sour hornet]

[small grail]

hes my favourite commissar

[green loom]

🇲🇫

FUCK

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[green loom]

That's NOT what I wanted to post

[storm jungle]

Hes reported as "dead" but will come back with a new miniature at some point.

[sour hornet]

fits anyway

[storm jungle]

They made a deal of it in the 9th guard codex

[small grail]

no......

[storm jungle]

hes not dead lol

its just wank

[dusk patrol]

These are all just macguffins as Dilara said and there’s much more important ones which have shown up for one book and are never relevant again

[small grail]

i...no....

[storm jungle]

oh my god

HES NOT DEAD

[small grail]

why....

[dusk patrol]

Clonegrim for example is one people focus on super hard when he’s never coming back

[storm jungle]

Didnt the fucking author even say that lol

[small grail]

im gonna cry in the shower now

[green loom]

It's too late Dilara I've already thrown Yarrick's cold body to the orks for supper

[sour hornet]

it would be cool if he did though

[small grail]

@storm jungle ur fault

[green loom]

Now it's your turn

[dusk patrol]

I disagreed but

Whatever

[storm jungle]

Bruh you havent even read Yarrick's books, yall act like he was your best pal or something.

[dusk patrol]

I don’t really wanna get into the whole deal, it’s something that gets way more focus than it deserves

[sour hornet]

its not like snakebro fulgrim is doing anything other than gooning in his flesh mansion

[small grail]

long drawn out and poor joke sister im sorry

[sour hornet]

bring clonegrim back it'll be funny

[dusk patrol]

That doesn’t mean we need Clonegrim

[storm jungle]

Yeah but thats every traitor primarch

like

[dusk patrol]

They’re gonna give a Fulgrim model soon

And he’ll get more proper lore

[sour hornet]

yes it does

[dusk patrol]

Same as all the others

[storm jungle]

they are comic book villains, they do nothing until the plot needs them.

Its like how Dr Doom can literally conquer the world but a fucking plastic man defeats him every week because hes a nerd.

[small grail]

i dont get what happened to the fulgrim clone was he like given ioff?

[surreal nest]

i hope yarrick's miniature reveal is just his corpse on the basing of another character

[small grail]

like idk how to say it

[dusk patrol]

Like I said I don’t really wanna go into the whole deal, Clonegrim is by far imo

The most boring 40k subject which doesn’t stop coming up

[small grail]

wasnt ther rumor that angron killed yarrick

[dusk patrol]

No

He didn’t

[surreal nest]

No that's just reddit humor

[dusk patrol]

It’s jsut fans making memes

Maybe he did I guess I should say

But there’s nothing backing it up

[small grail]

oh good almost believed it

[dusk patrol]

And if he did

Ghaz wouldn’t care

Cause they’re not friends

[small grail]

but the main fewd woith yarrick was always orks rightr?

[dusk patrol]

Wat

Oh feud

[small grail]

feud

[sour hornet]

bruh

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

I love how that spawned from "the skull on his tropy rack has a bionic eye"

[small grail]

my bad

[storm jungle]

yeah so like every imperial 💀

[dusk patrol]

ITS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT SIDE

[storm jungle]

YEAH I KNOW

[dusk patrol]

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-bruh-gif-24859596

[dusk patrol]

Like at least put effort into your stupid memes

[small grail]

but isnt most of yarricks books constant fights with orks

[surreal nest]

effort and memes you can't have both lmfao

[dusk patrol]

Largely yes

[storm jungle]

yeah it generally is

[sour hornet]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

But basically yeah Ghaz really respects Yarrick as a warrior

like

[green loom]

There's also the 300 page yaoi romance section between him and helbrecht

[storm jungle]

"I respect you because i want to kill you"

[sour hornet]

He typically moggs everyone

[small grail]

oh was ghaz the warboss

[dusk patrol]

Ghaz knows Yarrick makes his waggghhh stronger

[small grail]

or am i wrong

[storm jungle]

^

[sour hornet]

He even mogged a space marine one time

[storm jungle]

its like a symbiotic thing

[dusk patrol]

But he wouldn’t go chasing after Angron to kill avenge him

[sour hornet]

funniest shit ever

[dusk patrol]

Ghaz isn’t a nice guy

[small grail]

i read the books on yarrik a whule back

[dusk patrol]

He’s aware of the Ork meta

And he exploits it

[sour hornet]

this is canon

[storm jungle]

Yeah Ghaz also actively like torments Yarrick during his imprisonment just to fuck with him

he was always gonna let him go

hes just a cunt lol

[small grail]

whats yalls opinon on angron

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

[small grail]

lore and tabletop wise

[storm jungle]

hes an okay character

[dusk patrol]

He does his job

[storm jungle]

his fanbase is braindead

thats about it

[small grail]

how so

[sour hornet]

that's pretty nice though

[dusk patrol]

He’s the big scary melee boy daemon primarch

And he does that well

[surreal nest]

he gives me violent urges in-game when he respawns

[dusk patrol]

He’s got some cool stuff, maybe a bit over the top but

[storm jungle]

Basically coping Angron was innocent throughout it all and then constantly saying "oh no hes so tragic" when almost everthing he did in his life is his fault.

[dusk patrol]

It’s fun

[storm jungle]

like thats his thing

"hes tragic"

thats all lol

[small grail]

but tabletop wise is he a good unit

[dusk patrol]

He stopped by tragic as soon as he dragged the universe into his misery

And he’s totally cognizant of what he’s doing

[surreal nest]

I mean someone having a dogshit life due to their dogshit decisions is still tragic

[small grail]

he was the world eaters primarch right

[surreal nest]

tragic doesnt mean a freak accident

[dusk patrol]

He’s a well done character but he’s not sympathetic beyond his basic deal being a tragedy

[sour hornet]

his fanbase are room temp IQ and will try to excuse him being the worst guy ever because he got royally fucked by life

[small grail]

angron very angy i guess

[dusk patrol]

It’s the same with Curze

And Perturabo

[surreal nest]

so he is basically 40k's Griffith

[small grail]

curze is just fuicked up period man

[dusk patrol]

I’ve seen people defend literally everything Perturabo did because his world was politically unstable.

[sour hornet]

Perty fans typically get that he is a pitiable, self destructive cunt

[dusk patrol]

Despite objectively Perturabo has like, top three easiest primarch early life’s.

[small grail]

perty wasnt exactly the highest in regard tho right

[dusk patrol]

Maybe top 4

[sour hornet]

Actually yeah, but 40k has a few more of those.

[dusk patrol]

His dad was very honest with him

And treated him like he was his son

[small grail]

does perty have a unit in tabletop?

[dusk patrol]

He used him to win wars but he was honest about that and was clear all his children had to work for the war effort as they could

[dusk patrol]

Only in 30k

Whether or not we’ll see one for 40k, time will tell.

Iron Warriors are bizarrely lacking in character models

30k and 40k

Despite how popular I feel like they are

[storm jungle]

a space marine fan friend of mine said it best

"His tabletop army is about as braindead strategy wise as their fanbase"

Night lord fans are deffo worse imo but yeah lol

[surreal nest]

are there any traitor primarchs that aren't ascended? idk anything about chaos because chaos is for posers

[dusk patrol]

Night Lords have some sick drip so I get it

[dusk patrol]

No beyond the ones who died

[storm jungle]

^

All of them are daemon primarchs

Alpharius we dont know

[dusk patrol]

Well

Technically

[storm jungle]

it will prob happen later

[dusk patrol]

Omegon yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes been essentially gone

[dusk patrol]

We don’t know but that’s it

[surreal nest]

Interesting

[storm jungle]

Its basically like

a massive dark souls daemon

[dusk patrol]

Perturabo definitely ascended

[storm jungle]

is a lot cooler than "tall armored man"

[dusk patrol]

And yes it made sense and was set up

People just don’t read

He’s clearly setup as a fool who thinks he can control chaos over the course of the books

[storm jungle]

Im glad that short story finally confirmed it, because every other previous confirmation was like easily missable sentences in other material lol

[plush mason]

does he at least look more robotic than daemon?

[dusk patrol]

He’s necrotic

As he’s described

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

He also has metal wings iirc

He’s similar to his old look

[storm jungle]

We'll prob see him once we finish up daemon primarchs with actual tabletop armies.

So just Fulgrim left.

[dusk patrol]

Just bigger and more like

Corrupted

[storm jungle]

Yeah the model if he gets one will prob be different too

[dusk patrol]

But I wouldn’t expect that to stick

Yeah

[storm jungle]

yeah lol

[small grail]

what did that sword fulgrim have basically do\

[dusk patrol]

If he gets a model they’ll do whatever

[storm jungle]

It just corrupted him

its like uh

a very generic daemon sword

[dusk patrol]

Lucius has it now

[storm jungle]

^

[dusk patrol]

It’s not as powerful

The daemon inside is gone

[small grail]

he screwed

[dusk patrol]

So it’s just a corrupted sword

[small grail]

oh

[surreal nest]

can we have more daemon swords in warhammer please they are so cool

[plush mason]

is the daemon still in it?

[dusk patrol]

The Laer Blade

[small grail]

so did that sword make fulgrim heavily like narcissistic or something

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/you-want-me-to-say-it-again-stephen-abootman-south-park-s12e4-canada-on-strike-gif-21161389

[small grail]

and well fucked up mentally

[storm jungle]

it enabled his worst tendencies

hence my use of the word "generic"

it basically did what every daemon weapon does

whisper to user

be evil

corrupt them

etc etc

[dusk patrol]

The early heresy had large issues of rushing stuff unfortunately

So they speed ran his corruption

[plush mason]

he already was, the blade just made it worse

[small grail]

so the opposite of kind which he was

[dusk patrol]

Because it was gonna be a lot shorter

[dusk patrol]

It played up his bad attributes

[small grail]

he was kind still right

[dusk patrol]

And suppressed his good ones

[small grail]

kindness and care i guess

[dusk patrol]

He almost gave the order to destroy the traitor fleet for example then his men handed him the sword

[small grail]

oh

what does uh....he do to his men

[dusk patrol]

Anyways yeah it’s just like corrupting sword which he wasn’t aware of

[small grail]

as per jagatai

[dusk patrol]

Tries to cure their space cancer

[small grail]

how.......

[dusk patrol]

While the Khan makes thinly veiled gay jokes

It’s a stupid quote which doesn’t make any sense in universe

And at best is the Khan making fun for Fulgrim for trying to save his sons from a degenerative disease

[small grail]

oh ok

[dusk patrol]

Later on they genetically enhanced them but that hadn’t happened yet

[small grail]

how old is abominatus lore?

[dusk patrol]

And it started gradual

[small grail]

it had some substance before ultimately dropping out right

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Abominatus_Titan

as per sources its from 1996

[small grail]

that is old

[storm jungle]

this was also back when white dwarf was good

so it has actual art by Blanche himself lol

[small grail]

he was the biggest as well right

[storm jungle]

Uh no just dangerous

[small grail]

lke titan

[dusk patrol]

It hasn’t shown up since so

[small grail]

ah

is it canon?