hold on
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
crystal forum
so im guessing somewhere from that area
i was going to say name of area but i forgot
dominican republic ass
that area
green loom
Carribbean?
plush mason
the fucking trolls in wow have a heavy Jamaican accent
dusk patrol
Considering its a voice actor.
crystal forum
Carribbean?
yea. this
storm jungle
so im guessing somewhere from that area
Tashinga Bepete, hes from Zimbabwe
crisp heath
well jamaican is technically its own language isn´t it? it sounds like a person imitating a jamaican that´s trying to speak british english to me.
dusk patrol
I would expect they might not actually have that accent
crystal forum
FUCK
dusk patrol
Called it
crystal forum
not even close
viral halo
Tashinga Bepete, hes from Zimbabwe
crystal forum
mf you said african
dusk patrol
Yes mfer
storm jungle
well jamaican is technically its own language isn´t it? it sounds like a person ...
Yeah almost, Jamaicans are great people though so dont get me wrong
crystal forum
that's a continent
dusk patrol
Where is zimbadewe
viral halo
mf you said african
that's where them zimbabweians be
crystal forum
south africans dont even sound similar to algerians
dusk patrol
mf you said african
Oh sorry I didn't peg down the specific ethnic region
crisp heath
Yeah almost, Jamaicans are great people though so dont get me wrong
i´ve heard that jamaicans are extremely homophobic. pretty sure being gay is illegal in jamaica
storm jungle
that's a continent
Im not cultured enough as a dumb white person to differentiate every single country, dialect and other stuff in africa.
dusk patrol
You said "islander"
crystal forum
i forgot the word caribean
storm jungle
i´ve heard that jamaicans are extremely homophobic. pretty sure being gay is ill...
Well aside from that 💀
viral halo
i´ve heard that jamaicans are extremely homophobic. pretty sure being gay is ill...
like you wouldn't believe
crystal forum
Im not cultured enough as a dumb white person to differentiate every single coun...
i try my best to learn
viral halo
It's an old joke that at dancehall clubs the DJ will pause the twerk n jerk for a sermon on anti homosexuality
green loom
Trying to find a video of all the audio logs in SM2 but all I can find is the locations with none of the actual audio lmfao
storm jungle
Me trying to think how to not sound racist while saying black voice actors do some of the best amazing voicework in media.
viral halo
Me trying to think how to not sound racist while saying black voice actors do so...
RIP james earl jones
crisp heath
It's an old joke that at dancehall clubs the DJ will pause the twerk n jerk for ...
"Consensual sexual intercourse between same-sex partners is legally punishable by up to ten years of imprisonment in the country.[1][2][3]" doesnt sound like it should be taken as a joke when DJs do that lol
storm jungle
100%
dusk patrol
Just don't ask the average Jamaican dude his thoughts on women or gays and you're good.
crystal forum
their food is good
viral halo
"Consensual sexual intercourse between same-sex partners is legally punishable b...
Well they do take it very seriously at the clubs, by being very homophobic if that helps
green loom
"Consensual sexual intercourse between same-sex partners is legally punishable b...
It's legal in Serbia
Rare Serbia W
storm jungle
what the fuck, based
green loom
I mean you'll still get outcast by most of the population and possibly lynched in some areas but hey
crisp heath
It's legal in Serbia
Rare Serbia W
wow
viral halo
Former Yugoslavian nations are proof you can put identical white people in a field together with a border and theyll find a way to be racist to each other
source: I hang out with albanians
dusk patrol
Where did we jump from Jamaica to Serbia
storm jungle
gay activities
dusk patrol
That's like, as opposite as you can get
storm jungle
keep up fucko
green loom
That's like, as opposite as you can get
Yeah, bad food and somehow worse music
crisp heath
i kissed a girl before, so i guess that makes me an intercontinentally wanted criminal 😎
outer wave
Its crazy how people justify hating on an entire group of people because "They live south of us"
dusk patrol
For some reason.
viral halo
Good basketball players though.
We moved on from talking about Africa a while ago
green loom
Okay rostilj isn't actually that bad but
viral halo
I had to I'm sorry
storm jungle
American moment
green loom
Its crazy how people justify hating on an entire group of people because "They l...
In the balkans it's partly religion-fueled
But let's not get into that 
outer wave
Yeah best to steer clear of all of that
plush mason
Where did we jump from Jamaica to Serbia
we are on the magic school bus from hell, didnt you get the memo?
crisp heath
Its crazy how people justify hating on an entire group of people because "They l...
crazy to me is how many dark peoples are racist towards different ethnicities because they are even darker than them lol.
dusk patrol
Its not fair, Turkey is so irrelevant I only know a little about their racism issues.
storm jungle
Its not fair, Turkey is so irrelevant I only know a little about their racism is...
Theres no racism issues, we hate everyone.
viral halo
crazy to me is how many dark peoples are racist towards different ethnicities be...
I've heard things come out of Albanians that I wouldn't say to my worst enemy
dusk patrol
Something something Armenians and idk they probably hate Syrians or something too.
outer wave
crazy to me is how many dark peoples are racist towards different ethnicities be...
Ive heard of one, uh, tribe I guess(?) of folks in Africa that believe having white skin is a sign of purity
viral halo
Theres no racism issues, we hate everyone.
But what about the Armenians
green loom
I mean you'll still get outcast by most of the population and possibly lynched i...
But yeah I started steering clear of the last of my friends after they cheerily talked about how they'ld go and lynch trans people and maybe gays
storm jungle
Something something Armenians and idk they probably hate Syrians or something to...
We basically hate anyone from the middle east even tho they make like half of the population and are all islamic.
storm jungle
But what about the Armenians
Turks denying the armenian genocide will never not stop being funny
tons of historical evidence and documents
and all they do is "nuh uh"
ok bro
dusk patrol
We basically hate anyone from the middle east even tho they make like half of th...
Tbf they probably hate you too though so it cancels out.
crisp heath
crazy to me is how many dark peoples are racist towards different ethnicities be...
i´ve heard of someone from europe who went to i think southeast asia and took a taxi. the taxi driver told him not to go to a certain area, because the people there are dark and therefore dumb and bad. the european told him "well you´re darker than me, does that mean i´m smarter and better than you?" the taxi driver was silent for a few seconds, then went "yes" 😂
viral halo
Turks denying the armenian genocide will never not stop being funny
Japan does it too, funnily enough
storm jungle
Tbf they probably hate you too though so it cancels out.
im not gonna take this from a guy whos on the same continent as george bush
crystal forum
turkish v greece rivalry is the funniest shit ever
viral halo
turkish v greece rivalry is the funniest shit ever
I HAVE A VIDEO ONE MOMENT
I don't remember the title
NO
crystal forum
we all saw it siggy
storm jungle
turkish v greece rivalry is the funniest shit ever
I love it because some people legit take it seriously while the others are people like in that video its great
plush mason
"my hate does not discriminate" will always be one of my fav lines
crisp heath
im not gonna take this from a guy whos on the same continent as george bush
the "W" in george w bush stands for "winner"
crystal forum
greek god greek god
green loom
i´ve heard of someone from europe who went to i think southeast asia and took a ...
My dad keeps complaining about how the border guards in hungary kept stopping him for inspections and I had to point out his skin is darker than the ethnic romani
Curiously he's still racist but yknow he didn't get this far by being smart
viral halo
im not gonna take this from a guy whos on the same continent as george bush
Every one hates a winner
viral halo
you have declared war without a valid casus belli, this has hurt your reputation
crystal forum
it took me a while to learn that funny remove kebab video is fucked up
dusk patrol
What is this a MADtv Sketch from 2008?
storm jungle
I mean, yes
viral halo
I remember being six years old and watching us invade iraq in 2003, writing letters to troops and stuff
storm jungle
it took me a while to learn that funny remove kebab video is fucked up
yeah the backstory behind it is fucked
green loom
it took me a while to learn that funny remove kebab video is fucked up
The ones making fun of the bosnian concentration camps you mean?
storm jungle
I remember being six years old and watching us invade iraq in 2003, writing lett...
"Hi dad, have a fun war"
steps on IED
crystal forum
The ones making fun of the bosnian concentration camps you mean?
yes
crisp heath
I remember being six years old and watching us invade iraq in 2003, writing lett...
you were a good tiny citizen
crystal forum
i needed a balkans dude to explain it to me
dusk patrol
Balkan have some deep cut racism, gotta respect it
green loom
Oh yeah the "epic balkan war music" actively singing about how xyz group were subhumans and that they couldn't wait to wipe them out
dusk patrol
Hard to parse it all sometimes.
viral halo
The message I just typed was a fucking banger and the bot took it away from me for vulgarity
green loom
i needed a balkans dude to explain it to me
Hi me from there
dusk patrol
Otto Von Bismark weren't wrong about them.
plush mason
im not gonna take this from a guy whos on the same continent as george bush
ouch, i just took collateral damage and yet i cant not agree with you lol
outer wave
Obamna.....
viral halo
OBAMNA
outer wave
SODA!!!
viral halo
Pokemon Go to the polls
plush mason
hell at least he didnt make us into the world's laughing stock and drag us into a completely pointless war
outer wave
Pokemon Go to the polls
God don't remind me of those times
crystal forum
Hi me from there
and that's what makes you lovable
dusk patrol
ouch, i just took collateral damage and yet i cant not agree with you lol
Pfft shes from the same continent as Hitler, Genghis Khan, Stalin, Mao, and James Corden
outer wave
Those were cringy times
dusk patrol
Stones in glass houses there.
viral halo
hell at least he didnt make us into the world's laughing stock and drag us into ...
Yea he just continued it for almost a decade
plush mason
the 2nd gulf war was an abject mistake and the US had no reason to start it
crystal forum
media treating GWB like a cute old man now
dusk patrol
The real lesson kids is just be hip and cool while you drone some kids.
All you gotta do is dap a few dudes and the world will love you.
crystal forum
im just glad most people collectively agreed to be happy when kissinger died
if there's an objectively evil person he was it
viral halo
That's because Kissinger was an extension of Satan
plush mason
you mean like Thatcher?
viral halo
Now, I don't mind gross abuse of power in the name of American interests, but he was just fucking nutso with it
viral halo
you mean like Thatcher?
Can't comment, not familiar enough with the UK, just know it's a shithole now from my friends there.
plush mason
Idk, not much to be happy about, he was literally 100 when he died.
was he rich when he died?
viral halo
Dude was fuck you rich
dusk patrol
He was rich for his entire life I'm pretty sure.
plush mason
ugh ofc
viral halo
Damn, can't believe eternal might take the dub on this one
storm jungle
Being rich doesnt really save you form like, you know, aging
viral halo
He really did win
storm jungle
and getting like 4-5 diseases per year
plush mason
Can't comment, not familiar enough with the UK, just know it's a shithole now fr...
Thatcher fuck up the UK so much she spawned 40k and 3000ad lol
storm jungle
or just being a vegetable
dusk patrol
Everyone dies, he got to die with his family, being super rich for 100 years of his life, his political goals met, having extreme power and then retiring happy and not giving a fuck about what any of us dorks think.
Dude won so hard
storm jungle
This si like
crystal forum
weird how people still dont give regan the thatcher treatment
viral halo
weird how people still dont give regan the thatcher treatment
Most of the hate for Reagan has been popularized over the last decade mainly
dusk patrol
Karma doesn't exist, the world sucks and is unfair, and horrible people largely don't get their just due.
plush mason
weird how people still dont give regan the thatcher treatment
oh some do, its just the GOP is literally built on his legacy so they cant allow the full treatment
dusk patrol
More at 10.
green loom
storm jungle
Karma doesn't exist, the world sucks and is unfair, and horrible people largely ...
Probably also the second most doomer thing ive read.
green loom
I hope we get more Dungeon Meshi soon
viral halo
his economic policy defo gets shit on
viral halo
Everyone dies, he got to die with his family, being super rich for 100 years of ...
he's also jewish so doesn't believe in hell
crystal forum
because it was shit
dusk patrol
he's also jewish so doesn't believe in hell
He's gonna go to the giant bagel shop in the sky.
crystal forum
let's give rich people more money i'm sure they'll eventually give some back
dusk patrol
Where all us Jews dream to go.
storm jungle
Getting bombed?
crisp heath
Probably also the second most doomer thing ive read.
unfortunately this is an empirical truth. it´s the least doomer thing though if you can add a "....and yet" to it
viral halo
He's gonna go to the giant bagel shop in the sky.
do they knock over the palestinian homes in there too 
storm jungle
unfortunately this is an empirical truth. it´s the least doomer thing though if ...
Yeah but saying it doesnt really make you right in any case.
crystal forum
i didnt know you were jewish eternal
plush mason
tbf karma has never been something that effects you in this life, it effects your reincarnation
crisp heath
Yeah but saying it doesnt really make you right in any case.
it is true but it´s just not a valuable statement unless you add a sentence starting with a "but" to it
storm jungle
it is true but it´s just not a valuable statement unless you add a sentence star...
Pretty much.
viral halo
I'll never be a doomer, the indomitable human will and spirit is more powerful than anything on this earth. We have tamed the wilderness, tamed the skies, tamed the oceans, and begun to tame space.
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
storm jungle
Living a good life is all that should matter to you tbh
viral halo
Now excuse me while I throw 3 zyns in and shit myself in my office
dusk patrol
Its about as useful as all the other poli sci year 1 takes in this thread rn, but the point is he didn't get justice and its not really something that should make anyone happy.
plush mason
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
expect us learning to not hate and kill each other over petty nothingness
crisp heath
I'll never be a doomer, the indomitable human will and spirit is more powerful t...
you know what´s more powerful than the human will? an ORCA. they hunt GREAT WHITE SHARKS and BLUE WHALES is how powerful they are
viral halo
expect us learning to not hate and kill each other over petty nothingness
All that matters is the good guy wins every single time
storm jungle
Its about as useful as all the other poli sci year 1 takes in this thread rn, bu...
Him dying is still pretty neat so i dont know about that lol
dusk patrol
He lived his life fully and died happy probably, got all he wanted done.
storm jungle
Okay and?
dusk patrol
Like yeah he died at 100, oh boy justice
viral halo
you know what´s more powerful than the human will? an ORCA. they hunt GREAT WHIT...
Yea watch an orca go up against a marder
plush mason
100% of all wars in human history have been started over petty bullshit and greed
storm jungle
rich people moment
storm jungle
Like yeah he died at 100, oh boy justice
this is like on the same vein as
"Life is meaningless and we die"
dusk patrol
Its not, because if he had gotten killed or executed earlier for what he did then it wouldn't.
But he didn't.
Same as stuff like Jimmy Saville.
plush mason
one day things will change
humanity has been saying that for like 2k years at least, it aint happened yet
dusk patrol
He died before he could actually suffer for what he did at all.
He got away with it.
crystal forum
some people want you to believe that change doesnt happen because that makes you apathetic
it can and does happen
and nobody can stop it
green loom
plush mason
it can and does happen
sure, minor change happens all the time, major ones almost never and they rare last long
storm jungle
That applies to both ends is the thing.
"Bad people always get away" is also like another such a loser doomer take
sure they do most of the time, but theres about as many moments where they dont lol
dusk patrol
So where am I wrong then?
storm jungle
I literally just said it lol
viral halo
storm jungle
DONT WRITE ANYTHING
dusk patrol
I wasn't gonna
dusk patrol
sure they do most of the time, but theres about as many moments where they dont ...
But my point isn't that we shouldn't be happy when they do get their just do
green loom
I like when you guys debate philosophy
crystal forum
you will never win siggy
dusk patrol
I just think Kissinger or other examples like that shouldn't be some celebrated example, he won.
crystal forum
because i want to suck everybo-
viral halo
you will never win siggy
I always win, even when I lose
viral halo
because i want to suck everybo-
AYO
storm jungle
But my point isn't that we shouldn't be happy when they do get their just do
Yeah but it comes across that way is the thing lol
dusk patrol
I don't find much consolation in "Well he died eventually"
viral halo
Perhaps I'm beginning to think that "Gay Jay" may be a homosexual
storm jungle
Yeah but most people do.
dusk patrol
Like yeah he was always gonna
crystal forum
what made you think that
viral halo
what made you think that
You're in a warhammer server
storm jungle
Most people do
dusk patrol
I don't think people even really do tbh.
plush mason
You're in a warhammer server
wait but, so are you
viral halo
wait but, so are you
green loom
Oh no, a cop
plush mason
no, thats the punisher
viral halo
I have so many gifs I want to use in here but just know they're teetering over the line
green loom
no, thats the punisher
huh
dusk patrol
plush mason
yeah its from some live action show they made about him
green loom
I don't know what a punisher is, I thought he was some super cop because of all the weird guys using his icon
crystal forum
nonono wait wait wait
viral halo
I don't know what a punisher is, I thought he was some super cop because of all ...
LMAO
plush mason
I don't know what a punisher is, I thought he was some super cop because of all ...
marvel comics anti-hero
green loom
I'm kidding for what it's worth but the latter part is true
viral halo
He's a marine veteran whose family gets killed by the mob so he begins a neverending crusade of just straight up murdering all criminals
dusk patrol
He kills people but its ok because they're all conviently bad.
crystal forum
I don't know what a punisher is, I thought he was some super cop because of all ...
american cops using the punisher symbol is proof that people cannot understand media
dusk patrol
Also hes got a great look.
viral halo
I always wanted a punisher skull tat but can't now bc of cops smh
plush mason
He's a marine veteran whose family gets killed by the mob so he begins a neveren...
he also has brain damage from the war so he cant feel pain
green loom
american cops using the punisher symbol is proof that people cannot understand m...
You had doubts?
dusk patrol
american cops using the punisher symbol is proof that people cannot understand m...
Tbh I think they do get it, its just marvel doesn't wanna acknowledge that the premise of him is kinda fucked and that no one cares if you tell them "actually this is bad don't do this"
viral halo
Also hes got a great look.
He's so goddamn fine
crystal forum
it's like the military having generally adopted fortunate son
like my brother in christ
dusk patrol
"Do not do this super kickass thing which is awesome"
viral halo
There's one in the Ennis run where Punisher is just slaughtering homeless ppl in the subway
dusk patrol
"Don't idolize this awesome anti-hero who kills pedos and evil people always, cause we said he's actually not good"
green loom
I'm going to make this my pfp
plush mason
Tbh I think they do get it, its just marvel doesn't wanna acknowledge that the p...
dont like half the comics he is in literally involve the other heros berating him as being no better than the thugs he kills?
dusk patrol
I'm going to make this my pfp
Damn he's got the goods.
viral halo
"Don't idolize this awesome anti-hero who kills pedos and evil people always, ca...
they basically ruined his character in the comics last year and phased him out of the universe to somewhere else
dusk patrol
dont like half the comics he is in literally involve the other heros berating hi...
Always
crystal forum
i want some cheap sausage
dusk patrol
Not that it matters
green loom
Damn he's got the goods.
It's like a picture perfect representation of at least 12 guys I know
viral halo
They always hit the punisher with muh lecture and then he kicks their fucking ass
dusk patrol
Its the problem of, it doesn't matter how much you tell the audience "this is bad don't idolize this" if you make them awesome.
Rorsach is the same issue from Miller.
Like yeah he's awful and his life sucks and is tragic and all that.
But he's fucking cool as shit so no one cares.
40k has this too, no one actually would wanna be a marine because their lives suck.
But its a fantasy.
viral halo
Frank Miller got mugged once in NYC and made dark knight returns and the watchmen as retaliation
lmao
dusk patrol
Frank Miller is, very dramatic to say the least lol.
plush mason
But he's fucking cool as shit so no one cares.
i think he is cool in the fucked up vigilante way, but yeah eating cold beans out of a can isnt something i or any sane person can idolize
viral halo
proud to own some of the keys from that run
dusk patrol
I will always love him always hating every adaption of his work.
dusk patrol
i think he is cool in the fucked up vigilante way, but yeah eating cold beans ou...
Yeah like realistically their lives all would suck.
Its the same reason people fantasize about like, being in World War II or stopping a robbery or whatever.
Its stupid, but we like the idea.
crystal forum
we should all be like conrad kurz
kill everybody
jaywalking? death
littering? death
dusk patrol
jaywalking? death
I'm definitely dying then
Cause I'm gonna walk all over your punkass.
crystal forum
you can't handle this punk ass
dusk patrol
Also all I’m describing is basically just death of the author
viral halo
Not yet it isn’t
dusk patrol
Maybe later
crystal forum
😔
viral halo
Make an alt called gay eternal
plush mason
You guys should have gay sex
i check other discords for like 2 mins and come back to this, lmao
dusk patrol
I did accidentally set up my account so I was gay on a dating app once. I was really confused at first
viral halo
i check other discords for like 2 mins and come back to this, lmao
I pop into pivotal convos to make important contributions
dusk patrol
Also flattered though
crystal forum
siggy is a gem in this shitpool
dusk patrol
Gay men are so much nicer on dating apps
green loom
I just finished A Clash of Kings and Tyrion's whole wake-up sequence was super depressing
crystal forum
i do too
dusk patrol
green loom
No better compliment as a man getting hit on by gay dudes
The last party I was at 2 years ago saw me blacking out and making friends with some students from the psychology courses and with one of the gay ones hitting on me
dusk patrol
I went to a gay bar once with some girl friends of mine and it was so surreal
I felt bad, I was basically just being a tease
crystal forum
you're saying you're that much of a magnet? 🤨
winter vessel
Hah
green loom
Drunk me maybe
green loom
I'm going to make this my pfp
I look like this otherwise
viral halo
My college roomate was a closeted gay in college and we told him we'd all support him coming out and he refused to come out but then eventually was getting his back blown out by a dominican guy and that was how he came out to the group
dusk patrol
you're saying you're that much of a magnet? 🤨
No just that gay men have lower standards
dusk patrol
Or idk maybe I do work for gay men fuck if I know
crystal forum
i'd have to be the judge of that
forest orbit
you automatically become gay when you like space marines
plush mason
ouch
dusk patrol
Whatever it is those credits don’t transfer to women as easily apparent
viral halo
Whatever it is those credits don’t transfer to women as easily apparent
dating pool is fucked rn
so glad I have a gf
crystal forum
i tried women and holy shit how do you even manage
forest orbit
thats the neat part
crystal forum
that shit is a steep incline
forest orbit
you dont
viral halo
i tried women and holy shit how do you even manage
Chilis triple dipper and some hole
forest orbit
Dating Apps?
forest orbit
the fucks the matter with you people
viral halo
Dating apps sucks
They're useless by design
forest orbit
💀
plush mason
viral halo
just get jacked and stare at ppl without blinking at bars
crystal forum
follow people at night
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-1348607740818...
my asexual ass seeing all the dating talk
crystal forum
wear trench coat
viral halo
Do not do this
It worked for me for years
forest orbit
bruh
dusk patrol
I miss the old days when you could just steal women from your rival village
I would have done much better in medieval Europe
forest orbit
viral halo
- get jacked
- grow a mustache
- dress in clothing entirely without logos
- lock in
green loom
I was simply too weird to date
forest orbit
you arent mario
dusk patrol
No I’m Bowser
barren prawn
ohhh this is comfy
viral halo
I'm glad I met my gf before I started teaching
viral halo
dating as a teacher is hell
barren prawn
nice animations
crystal forum
on the opposite end you'd be surprised how many men you will attract just by shaving
plush mason
you arent mario
why be Mario when Luigi has all the money
forest orbit
true
forest orbit
No I’m Bowser
no you're those square mussolini looking blocks that crush people
dusk patrol
Tbf it doesn’t help rn I’m not really looking for anyone, too busy trying to get a job and working
crystal forum
I'm glad I met my gf before I started teaching
i've met some pretty kinky teachers and it's always been funny to me
viral halo
i've met some pretty kinky teachers and it's always been funny to me
It's because we all want to kill ourselves
dusk patrol
Mfw women aren’t throwing themselves at me looking for a relationship while I do maintenance
forest orbit
i've met some pretty kinky teachers and it's always been funny to me
bro thinks hes adam sandler
arctic talon
It's because we all want to kill ourselves
What shit pay and being treated terribly does to a mf’er
crystal forum
let me specify i mean i've met kinky people who are teachers
forest orbit
It's because we all want to kill ourselves
Idk man i wanna kill myself just being around other black templar fans, its even worse real life
viral halo
What shit pay and being treated terribly does to a mf’er
it's not the pay, it's the fact I have to tell kids subjects while they keep going "skibidi skibidi on the wall, who is the most sigma of them all"
outer wave
it's not the pay, it's the fact I have to tell kids subjects while they keep goi...
Grab them by the foot and swing them around
forest orbit
Grab them by the foot and swing them around
outer wave
Yes!
crystal forum
it's not the pay, it's the fact I have to tell kids subjects while they keep goi...
you will be praised like a god if you say brain rot stuff
i have child cousins who i fascinate by saying skibidi toilet
dusk patrol
it's not the pay, it's the fact I have to tell kids subjects while they keep goi...
When I briefly was a teachers aide I got all the kids in the school to love me cause I knew how to dab
Which was uh
Good I guess
viral halo
Kids are also hilarious sometimes
it's hard to get shit done
when the high schoolers are saying the most insane things you've ever heard
outer wave
I once dabbed while working at retail and kids saw me
dusk patrol
Also I knew who Markplier was and had gotten wins in Fortnite
outer wave
They I think thought it was cool
crystal forum
am i supposed to be an adult
forest orbit
Also I knew who Markplier was and had gotten wins in Fortnite
still waiting for him to come out as a pdf file 🙏
one day
dusk patrol
He’s way behind
viral halo
Diabolical
dusk patrol
If he keeps this up he might end up dying a decent person
forest orbit
i should know
forest orbit
If he keeps this up he might end up dying a decent person
man i hope not
i wouldnt wish that on anyone
including myself
arctic talon
am i supposed to be an adult
Idk are you over 18?
forest orbit
crystal forum
Idk are you over 18?
yes
crisp heath
They I think thought it was cool
outer wave
LMAO
crystal forum
dont worry dilara saw it
forest orbit
viral halo
The r word has made a comeback and is stronger than ever
viral halo
Stopping students from saying it is nigh impossible
crisp heath
I sure as shit don’t feel like an adult yet
there´s nothing valuable about acting or feeling "adult". the most valuable moments i have are those where i am in awe of the world like a child.
crystal forum
R word is like 90's level insult idk why people dislike it
dusk patrol
being a hater is free
Mfw someone I hated for no reason at all turns out to be a bad person:
forest orbit
Mfw someone I hated for no reason at all turns out to be a bad person:
MrBeast...................
the moment he made beast burgers i knew he was a goner
crystal forum
gooner?
dusk patrol
That chin is enough reason to hate a man
forest orbit
or that sure
viral halo
Mr beast, an agent of the demiurge to be sure
crystal forum
i hate him because he has more money than me
dusk patrol
Ngl the Mr Beast stuff was pretty tame though
crystal forum
this is how i function
forest orbit
i hate him because he has more money than me
yo same
and i say this as a jew
it must be my instincts
crystal forum
nobody makes jew jokes like jews
forest orbit
i try
dusk patrol
Must acquire more shekels
plush mason
Ngl the Mr Beast stuff was pretty tame though
he rigged his videos and one of his friends might have pulled a dr disrespect, all very common YT/twitch streamer actions
forest orbit
theres a reason Seth is my favorite wolfenstein character
dusk patrol
They play into comedy too well
forest orbit
Y I N G E L E
crystal forum
what does that even mean
dusk patrol
I’m convinced Jews foresaw their future in comedy
crystal forum
i never got it
dusk patrol
And built their culture around it
forest orbit
He is often calling Blazkowicz "yingele", which means "little boy" in Yiddish.
crystal forum
i thought it was like a slur
crystal forum
would be funny af
dusk patrol
It could be a slur for some lol
crisp heath
> He is often calling Blazkowicz "yingele", which means "little boy" in Yiddish.
yiddish sounds so much like german it´s honestly creepy
dusk patrol
Goyim
forest orbit
yiddish sounds so much like german it´s honestly creepy
Its very close in some cases
its fucked up mang
dusk patrol
It’s rooted in it
green loom
Time to start a Storm of Swords
crystal forum
so english is closer to yiddish than latin?
dusk patrol
There’s a reason there was a lot of Jews in Eastern Europe
dusk patrol
so english is closer to yiddish than latin?
In some ways
crisp heath
he'll go crazy
he would probably say that it´s a parasite language
plush mason
so english is closer to yiddish than latin?
not really because of the Normans
forest orbit
crystal forum
im very tired
plush mason
they forced a lot of french and latin into english
dusk patrol
I think the funniest insult I’ve heard is some Jewish guy, as he’s leaving a fucking bagel shop, yelling at some friend of his he just had some argument about something about how “You exist to prove the Neo-Nazis right!”
It was comedy gold
The man looked exactly like you think
Idk what they were arguing about either
forest orbit
Spreading love in the community 🙏
next you'll tell me our boys dig skaven tunnels to peep on women in the showers
crystal forum
i'll betray my culture by saying i dont like montreal style bagels
forest orbit
based
crystal forum
i prefer softer new york ones
forest orbit
you lost me at new york nvm
dusk patrol
I honestly don’t like bagels a ton and this bring shame on my family and lineage
crystal forum
put some philly cheese on it
crisp heath
I think the funniest insult I’ve heard is some Jewish guy, as he’s leaving a fuc...
Fiveish is a talking five-dollar bill ($5) character who is the mascot for the Oorah Auction, an annual auction held by the American Jewish organization Oorah with centers on Jewish outreach programs.
crystal forum
i've seen jewish food memes
crisp heath
reminded me of this
dusk patrol
It depends
forest orbit
^
Some are great
Some are dusty crap
like all cultural food tbh
not much difference
crisp heath
when i heard that a jewish organisation has a five-dollar-bill as a mascot i thought "there´s no freaking way" but it´s true. and they post a lot of stuff with it, and they´re all like fever dreams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_wnTx-3_1Y
crystal forum
yes that video specifically
dusk patrol
Although some of it is good it depends
There’s always like, one aunt who sucks at cooking
And one whose amazing and you have to pretend both are great
But we all know
We live on a throne of lies to keep the family together
But we all know who goes home with leftovers and who doesn’t
crystal forum
i love how he eats a spoonful of horse raddish
dusk patrol
Committed to the bit
Largely also I’m not “that Jewish” I have some family but we aren’t practicing and I don’t have a Bar Mitzvah or anything
Some family is more into it but my immediate not as much
crystal forum
so just ethnically
dusk patrol
Yeah, allegedly my great grandmother had a falling out with her NY family and went to the Midwest to marry a Christian dude to get back at them, and overtime they kinda got back together
The whole story isn’t clear and the people involved are largely dead so idk
crystal forum
interesting
dusk patrol
I would love to know more though lol, but yeah
It did have a happier ending too, I don’t think anyone died without making up
plush mason
my family use to believe that my great great grandma was native american, dna recently proved she wasnt
dusk patrol
Is your last name Warren by any chance?
plush mason
nope
dusk patrol
Shame it would have been a funny joke
crystal forum
people were so tight knit where i am that i can trace my family straight back to 1600's french settlers lol
arctic talon
All I know is that my family farmed rice or were teachers up until my parents generation
This is not a joke
This also applies to both sides of my family
plush mason
one side of my family has lived in the Charleston area of south carolina since it was founded lol
so like, my family is literally older than this whole country lmao
ofc there is a lot of families in the carolinas that can say that
crystal forum
there's like two types of americans
the ones like you
and the 7th generation irish immigrants who still call themselves irish
plush mason
true
fleet parcel
Is sm2 set before or after the fall of cadia
plush mason
after ofc, no primaris before that afaik
green loom
At least 20 years after
crisp heath
and the 7th generation irish immigrants who still call themselves irish
OH last time i went to the US and chatted with one of the supermarket workers, he told me he was german too. and then proudly told me his very very german last name, i just nodded and smiled. i didn't have the heart to tell him it was not a name i had ever heard in my entire life.
bless him though
oh and of course he was born there just like his entire famiky for generations and didnt speak a word of german.
arctic talon
crisp heath
again, bless him.
arctic talon
Ah the classic
green loom
I have a German last name
I think the family was german until some 3 generations back
crisp heath
i kind of get it, you crave identity and belonging which the US maybe cannot completely provide. it's human, all too human.
green loom
My great grandfather and such could still speak german apparently
arctic talon
Idfk maybe I’m dumb
crisp heath
The US does have an identity
yeah it does, groups that live there don't have a single point of origin just like in sudan, but unlike being sudanese, i feel like the idea of what it means to be AMERICAN is not entirely artificial
but it's also not like entrenched identities like the european or asian ones
so i just KINDA get it
i dunno, it's complex
arctic talon
Mhm
crisp heath
and i dont think many things in the USA make sense, so i wont try too hard with this one either.
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
WHAT IS THIS "CICATRIX MALEDICTUM"?
Now that has a great competitor with SM2
"YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE BOLTER BROTHER"
"YES"
"GOOD TALK"
crisp heath
"YOU SEEM TO LIKE THE BOLTER BROTHER"
brother i am PINNED here
storm jungle
gonna pin some grenades up yo-
crisp heath
storm jungle
No but its close lol
you really gotta play operations more
the repetitive dialogue legit drove me crazy
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER;
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER
BROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
LEMME OUT
crisp heath
lol, i love it when astartes say "brother", it could be like a hardcore drinking game
say the line, maximus!
arctic talon
the repetitive dialogue legit drove me crazy
Brother scipius skibidi
opaque coyote
Brother ~~scipius~~ skibidi
dusk patrol
i kind of get it, you crave identity and belonging which the US maybe cannot com...
It’s not that, it’s that the identity of the US is one of immigrants.
crisp heath
https://youtube.com/shorts/3hx9d45i1Gs?si=We419flkXYsWnRro
incredibly unfunny video
dusk patrol
That is a big part of the US cultural identity, it’s not the only part
crisp heath
It’s not that, it’s that the identity of the US is one of immigrants.
that's what i mean though. trying to get back to your "roots"
dusk patrol
It’s incredibly common for someone to be like, one or two generations removed from being off the boat or whatever
storm jungle
lmfao
arctic talon
It’s incredibly common for someone to be like, one or two generations removed fr...
Literally me
crisp heath
storm jungle
crisp heath
here´s a funner. it is entitled "tyranids when they invade a planet".
dusk patrol
Damn we’re doing two year old instagram memes now
crisp heath
Damn we’re doing two year old instagram memes now
wow
i´ve never had instagram in my entire life
frig off normie
dusk patrol
Somehow that makes it worse
crisp heath
your MOM makes everything worse
green loom
I'm always scared of driving in the summer when the germans come home
crisp heath
I'm always scared of driving in the summer when the germans come home
i´m always scared of driving in pittsbugh PERIOD
i´ve read up on it after some experiences and the rate of fatal accidents is FOUR times higher in the US compared to germany
i guess it´s a consequence of giving just about everyone a drivers license
seriously, it´s insane. especially pittsburgh, apparently driving over red lights is a thing that people just do there
crisp heath
storm jungle
you can tell from their moves they are bopping to Disposal Unit
plush mason
the next time someone asks "why do you like the guard more than space marines" ima just link this thanks
storm jungle
lmao you're welcome
crystal forum
OH last time i went to the US and chatted with one of the supermarket workers, h...
it's their way of dealing with the generational trauma caused by the american melting pot that removes most traces of cultural identity
i need to divide my sentences more
this isn't a uniquely american thing too it's most of the new world that's like this
you'll find brazilians saying they're german too
plush mason
thats what happens when most of the population are descendants of foreign colonists
viral halo
I was raised by German immigrants, speak German and look German
And I’m hundred percent American
crisp heath
it's their way of dealing with the generational trauma caused by the american me...
yeah, i will say to this that i am not against immigration, but immigration cannot happen without integration. immigrants should be integrated by the target people, and try to integrate themselves. otherwise you end up just with divisions and not unity
just my hot controversial take!
i hope i didn´t start a fire here!
crisp heath
And I’m hundred percent American
then you and your family´s integration was successful and just the way it should be.
crystal forum
this is not a topic i intended
crisp heath
this is not a topic i intended
right, i´m sorry....
plush mason
yeah, i will say to this that i am not against immigration, but immigration cann...
nah you are fine, in fact thats the main difference between a colonist and immigrant, an immigrant seeks to integrate to the local culture and a colonists seeks to spread their native culture
crisp heath
Tbh I feel split culturally lol
how so...
arctic talon
Nah
crisp heath
No I def identify as American
ok!
arctic talon
I just don’t really celebrate American holidays that much
Christmas and thanksgiving are both sort of whatever in my family
crisp heath
you know, my husband says my burgers are the best he´s ever eaten. and he´s a born and raised american for 31 years 😊
i´m very proud of that
arctic talon
Cooking is fun
plush mason
i identify as an America but i also reconize that America has no true culture nor history to be very proud of
arctic talon
I mean
crisp heath
man i miss root beer
arctic talon
There is culture state wise
crisp heath
we don´t have root beer in germany
crisp heath
root beer float is the best dessert i´ve ever had, honestly
crystal forum
i dont care much about national culture i care about local small scale culture
crisp heath
i´m not even joking, when i had it the first time i thought it was ambrosia
plush mason
we don´t have root beer in germany
ouch, around here you can find it in just about every gas station and restaurant
crisp heath
i dont care much about national culture i care about local small scale culture
yeah that´s probably my biggest issue with the US. everything from california to maryland looks EXACTLY THE SAME
crystal forum
because cultural assimilation
arctic talon
I think my favorite soft drink is prolly root beer or Sarsaparilla
crisp heath
there´s probably more subtle differences in local culture, but i just can´t get over how every single city looks absolutely identical, and the only differentiating factor is climate and flora
plush mason
I think my favorite soft drink is prolly root beer or Sarsaparilla
mine is cherwine but its hard to find now
crystal forum
Except the US doesn’t like sarsaparilla
i want to try it because new vegas
plush mason
which is sad
crisp heath
Except the US doesn’t like sarsaparilla
i thought it was a big thing....
crisp heath
mine is cherwine but its hard to find now
yeah i´ve visited someone in north carolina once and i had the joy to taste that!!!
arctic talon
i want to try it because new vegas
Go to a Chinese grocer, if you can find one
Or a southeast Asian one
crisp heath
Fallout made that up
really. honey said it was still a thing.
crystal forum
why chinese
arctic talon
It’s popular in China
crystal forum
i thought it was an american thing
arctic talon
really. honey said it was still a thing.
It is, but like
It’s not as popular
Idk
Maybe it’s regional
plush mason
its likely a regional thing like cherwine and moxy
crisp heath
Maybe it’s regional
i guess you´re right because i´ve never seen it in any grocery store.
arctic talon
Safrole isn’t allowed
crystal forum
can southerners stop drinking mead
arctic talon
In US made sasparilla
crystal forum
it's not edible
crystal forum
mead?
arctic talon
No
plush mason
can southerners stop drinking mead
we dont drink it much
crisp heath
Because it’s carcinogenic
yeah that´s the same for root beer and the reason why it´s 100% artificial nowadays lol
sad!
crystal forum
we dont drink it much
why drink it at all
crystal forum
tastes worse than toilet wine
plush mason
brandy is still the main hard drink in the south
crystal forum
brandy is still the main hard drink in the south
i thought that was more of a south east thing
arctic talon
Just don’t drink too much
crisp heath
tastes worse than toilet wine
must be different to genuine european celtic mead then
plush mason
i thought that was more of a south east thing
that is the south
crystal forum
im sorry europe doesnt exist where im from
arctic talon
Ngl I’ve had mead before it’s nice
crisp heath
im sorry europe doesnt exist where im from
so i don´t exist for you either 😦
arctic talon
I’m not sure what mead you’re drinking
crystal forum
that is the south
i have been berated by enough southerners to know that the south isn't all the same
do NOT call texas the south
arctic talon
I should force people to drink Moutai
I think it would be funny
Or I guess Bai Jiu in general
crystal forum
is it good
crystal forum
why invent such a thing
arctic talon
why invent such a thing
Idk let me ask my great great great great great great great- grandparents
crystal forum
wasnt mead invented because wine was too expensive
also it's fucking honey
it doesn't rot
it's like the one food that lasts forever
plush mason
and because it could be made in places that grapes couldnt grow iirc
crisp heath
man i´ve been losing matches all day and i feel like i´m bad at the game all of a sudden 😦
arctic talon
Except for old people
simple helm
I have never met anyone who likes bai jiu
Yea no it’s super strong
arctic talon
My grandparents like it
crystal forum
i guess it must be like jellied eeels
crisp heath
someone tell me i´m good at darktide
arctic talon
It also tastes terrible
crystal forum
only liked by people who enjoy suffering
arctic talon
someone tell me i´m good at darktide
You’re good at Darktide
plush mason
someone tell me i´m good at darktide
you are
crystal forum
or dijon mustard
crisp heath
You’re good at Darktide
ty ty
arctic talon
Yea no it’s super strong
Have you had it before 
simple helm
Have you had it before <:dogesmoil:943892347052249088>
I had a sip when I was a kid
arctic talon
My grandparents made me drink some when I visited after I turned 18
simple helm
It made me decide that I’m never gonna touch alcohol again in my life
arctic talon
Tasted like grass clippings
viral halo
every where
crystal forum
I fucking love living in new jersey
my condolences
plush mason
i had coffee for the first time in my life a year ago, its was awful
tasted like liquid ash
arctic talon
I had this shit
crystal forum
i'd buy it thinking it's saké
plush mason
you get used to it
thats what my mom said, i will just stick with soda and tea
arctic talon
i'd buy it thinking it's saké
Horrifying mistake
Saké tastes good
You know if Chairman Mao liked something
There’s a high chance it’s not good
plush mason
Horrifying mistake
it does look like a Sake bottle though
crystal forum
You know if Chairman Mao liked something
literally victory gin
crystal forum
if you yet that reference i love you
arctic talon
literally victory gin
Yeah
Oh also
Baijiu can be used to clean wounds
No problem lol
It got used for that in multiple wars
crystal forum
ill look it up
plush mason
You know if Chairman Mao liked something
thats about as good of an anti-endorsment as you can get
crystal forum
is a colorless Chinese liquor typically coming in between 35% and 60% alcohol by volume (ABV).
who the fuck
drinks 60% alcohol
arctic talon
drinks 60% alcohol
Communist revolutionaries
And also nationalist forces
It’s the people’s drink
It’s also a very traditional drink
And can be super expensive
The expensive stuff still tastes bad
arctic talon
thats about as good of an anti-endorsment as you can get
I am convinced that man did not have a working tongue with functional taste buds
plush mason
drinks 60% alcohol
thats like, borderline rubbing alcohol
crystal forum
i mean from what i read baiju seems popular
crystal forum
thats like, borderline rubbing alcohol
75% denatured alcohol for reference
arctic talon
But you’ll never find a person drinking like
Baijiu to relax
Or at a bar
Unless they’re old
crystal forum
apparently businessmen do it
a lot
i thought japan has the toxic alcoholic workers
arctic talon
Huangjiu is more popular at least in Taiwan
arctic talon
i thought japan has the toxic alcoholic workers
It’s all of East Asia
Japan’s is just the most
Well known
simple helm
Baijiu can be used to clean wounds
Yea cuz it’s a very strong alcoholic drink so it can be used to deal with bacteria on wounds
arctic talon
Idk my favorite brand of beer is nationalized by the government of Taiwan lol
KMT moment tbh
simple helm
It’s strong enough to prevent inflammation on wounds basically
arctic talon
Yeah
simple helm
But it’s also strong enough to be off-putting for most people
arctic talon
Whisky is really popular in Taiwan
Funnily enough
Not sure how the country got a taste for it but they’re the third biggest market for single malt whisky lol
crystal forum
what type of whisky
simple helm
Baijiu is like 35~65% alcohol which is kinda crazy lol
crystal forum
Not sure how the country got a taste for it but they’re the third biggest market...
probably americanization
like all the other western leaning asian countries
arctic talon
Most likely
plush mason
that or just we exported a shit ton of it to the region during our long as "stay"
radiant lance
Do all consoles in the 40k universe just have a small keypad for normal people, and a big keypad for advanced people?
arctic talon
Do all consoles in the 40k universe just have a small keypad for normal people, ...
No
crystal forum
yes
arctic talon
radiant lance
Seems like the theme in SM2
arctic talon
Tbf
radiant lance
Here's the ultra keypad for the ultra marine to press the ultra buttons
arctic talon
It’s a game about marines
crystal forum
keypads are an important theme in the game yes
arctic talon
Also for mechanicus areas
There’s gona be big priests, normal priests and menials
Idk it’s weird to me my favorite beer brand was made by a facist government lol
plush mason
keypads are an important theme in the game yes
got to hit those same 3 buttons and the 4 rowed keypad lol
arctic talon
Lol
crystal forum
wait for your buddies first smh
radiant lance
It's the secret backdoor for "I am captain Titus"
plush mason
once i noticed you skip the 3rd row it make it so funny for some reason
radiant lance
Foreshadowing for a third game
crystal forum
you upset me
arctic talon
btw why is 3 the party size in the game
Destiny reference
Idfk
Prolly bcs of the first game
plush mason
its likely because Titus' squad in the first game was only 3
radiant lance
Why aren't there giant knobs too?
crisp heath
lost another match ;_;
arctic talon
Why aren't there giant knobs too?
Because someone with big hands can turn it fine
crisp heath
until just a few days ago i would just win everything ;_; whats habbiding
radiant lance
Certainly not pressing buttons though
crystal forum
you're making me depressed
radiant lance
Skill issue
Any games where you get to play as a normal human in the 40k universe?
radiant lance
Preferably first person with melee and ranged blended together?
I'd like to fight cultists or something
storm jungle
Oh I mean uh
crystal forum
you fell for it dilara
storm jungle
NOOOO
crystal forum
my cat asking for pets
arctic talon
Give them pets
radiant lance
Do you hold left click to do a heavy pet?
Or do you just spam clicks to combo light pets?
crystal forum
Give them pets
i gave her pets
arctic talon
W
green loom
my cat asking for pets
crystal forum
evil
rose thorn
hows the sm2 ost
arctic talon
Meh
storm jungle
Very bland.
gray umbra
generic action hero ost
storm jungle
Meanwhile SM1:
gray umbra
game is fun though
storm jungle
I made this after one of my friends went "Well SM1's OST was also bland"
Me: 🗿 makes meme to prove him wrong
viral halo
Dilara
storm jungle
Siggy
radiant lance
Why is this game called space marine when we're not in space
viral halo
I found something incredibly racist and topical on 4chan /tg for you
storm jungle
🇹🇷
gray umbra
yes
storm jungle
ah yes my favorite
viral halo
🇹🇷 <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Had to crop out the replies
gray umbra
AAAAAAA
radiant lance
Imagine black people just existing
viral halo
Now I've seen a lot of dumb shit posted on /tg in my day
storm jungle
Had to crop out the replies
LMAOOOOO
DM me the full picture
this is fucking great
viral halo
kk one sec gotta uncrop
storm jungle
I recognize all of the mminus the 5th one
radiant lance
Why are there so many astartes-sized weapons among the Cadian troops?
hallow plover
Holy fuck, can Gadriel stfu
crystal forum
Why are there so many astartes-sized weapons among the Cadian troops?
regular humans use heavy bolters
viral halo
I'm not gonna lie the image is really fucking funny out of context
crystal forum
and yes the heavy bolters in the game look weird as fuck
radiant lance
regular humans use heavy bolters
Yeah, but there's just heavy bolt pistols everywhere, stalker rifles, etc
Why are they here
Who is using this stuff
arctic talon
Dead marines
crystal forum
oh that
arctic talon
Or marines left them behind
crystal forum
there's a ton of marines around yeah
radiant lance
But a stalker rifle?
arctic talon
Yeah
arctic talon
But a stalker rifle?
Marines
radiant lance
No one should be able to shoulder that and fire it. They're just cadians
crystal forum
and if a guardsman touches one
arctic talon
If they lose a weapon someone will grab it
crystal forum
they'll prob get executed
arctic talon
and if a guardsman touches one
The comissar will prolly beat them black and blue
Not execution worthy
But def ass beating worthy
crystal forum
why heretics arent taking them is anybody's guess
hallow plover
Not enough spikes on them
crystal forum
no the heretic guard
viral halo
El cultists
crystal forum
traitor guard
storm jungle
literlaly copy pasted tabletop models too
arctic talon
Same with the tzaangors
storm jungle
traitor guard
cultists
crystal forum
i love how they die when you touch them