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yeah was released yesterday
at first i didn't really like the change, but after some time i realized i kind of don't care
female custodes isn't really a big deal
i actually forgot about it until i read this
Pretty much
this is the healthiest mindset you can have
I challenge you to a drinking game to find characters on a warhammer book that has more character than dark tide characters and if you can't find you take a shot
Custodes are the sub-faction of sub-factions
them having women literally changes nothing
lol
people basically just dont like women in power armor
donut hole within a donut's hole
i get why the animations do it, it's money to do more models and they want to sell minis
custodes and astartes are different in that custodes are like an entirely new human race
compared to astartes who are just genetically enhanced
warhammer community made a post addressing this funnily enough
also White Templars, very nice to see those lads.
you have to know nothing about 40k to think custodes have gene seeds
but yeah custodians are literally genetically perfected through arcane means, gender has nothing to do with what they are.
Marines are blunt and forced genetic super soldiers that are mass-produced.
the whole femstodes situation just showed how many 40k "fans" didnt know shit about their own stuff
yeah like the woman custodes are still gonna kick ass, they are still giant super soldiers made for war
Marines fundamentally wont work if you have females in them due to there culture
honestly if anything i'm surprised big E didn't make the custodes completely non-sexual
they're like living perfect golems
Its not about Big E
its about people pointing and going "thats a hot muscle man/girl"
let's be honest he also wanted the custodes to look like chads

why else would he make them wear gold
the femtodes in this is like the most gigachad woman ive seen
gold is not a humble metal
also yeah he himself jokes aside says custodians are suppose to be the peak human form
a golem does not add to that
gold is a fuck you im rich metal
yeah but you know what i mean
"of course horus, you are my favored son!" Leans closely to Golden Banana Head next to him "it's always been you guys" Custodes: :3
Yeah but again, peak gigachad and chadette form is superior above all else
can't argue with that
"valdor did more shit for the imperium than this weirdo horus"
yeah to be fair, people will empathize with a character a lot more if they have more human qualities too
her jawline can cut through Gromril
Human perfection
She even has the gigachad chin. lMFAO
custodes are barely human. he wanted them to keep their human form as a statement imo
They're human potential at it's peak
Pretty much. Its why the lore says all Custodians have zero emotions and are all like statues.
Then you read something like Gate of Bones and they got ones in a squad making jokes.
And doing fucking yoga
lmao
OR SEWING
perfect husband and wife material
hey when you live 10k years you find ways to pass the time
we all need hobbies
don't even give em specially designed knitting kneedles, they use the same size normal humans use.
honestly when it comes to conflicting stuff like this i just rule one out as in-universe propaganda
astartes might not be immortal but my headcannon is custodes dont even age
Yeah it is
if it appears in a codex
also its the same with marine lore
it's propaganda
the codexes say they got no emotions
then you see Blood Angels having a gala drinking wine
lmao
the writers pretty much need the freedom
huh???
you hear about space marines making terrible paintings and joking about them and realize they're still just dudes
just dudes who also love murdering
They've still been creating custodians during the 10k years following the heresy right? If so, are the newer custodians "inferior" to the pre-heresy ones?
to my knowledge the method of creating them has not changed, big E is just obviously not involved in the creation anymore
all the technology and methods are still there hence why they're able to replenish their ranks
Shes been mewing I see
I was wondering because they seem to die a lot and somehow replenish their ranks
"A lot"
it's a secret in-universe\
The creation of custodians has always been kept vague yeah. The only thing we get on it is its "gene-alchemy."
aka literal scientific mcguffin nonsense
whatever it is
it's inherently different than the geneseed process of astartes
to the point custodes are basically a new species
Its more intricate and way more advanced yeah.
also the same reason custodians are taken as literal babies
compared to marines who are pre-hormonal teenagers
Custs are changed before they even reach any proper cognitive phase
it's also probably the reason marines have to be male whereas custodes don't
And I imagine there are none of the original still on active duty. I think they retire usually when their reflexes are like 0.0001s slower
no, some originals are still around
^
constantine valdor is one
Custodians are not a dying breed either
they get new recruits on specific occassions
nobles on terra offer them up on a gate near the palace
They lost like 2000 custards in a months time on the khornate invasion of terra
and that is still a tiny ass wiki entry
probably one of the most hilarious "wait what?" moments in the lore lol
isn't he still missing
hes the big bad in the Eisenhorn book
we just dont know whats gonna happen yet
since its pre-rift opening
valdor??
King in yellow
wait are the eisenhorn books not over?
Yes
im literally reading the omnibus rn
It's in Bequin
^
basically
uh
3 Horn books
Ravenor books
Bequin
she has 2 books now, Abnett will get to the 3rd one at some point
oh so it's sequels
he has other stuff to do like the end and the mid
LOL
Still a better time than GRRM so far
imagine being the guy in charge of every big 40k title
I get George to a certain point
must be nice
its hard to write a book where character motivations and events actually matter
compared to 40k where its just slop that doesnt go anywhere
Got is over and dead and it's a good thing
i thought he was like me
Im not italian
AHHHHHHHHHHH---
Ew
I do sometimes go like "Wow what a lazy fuck why cant he write a book already"
then i look at my tabs
and see the homebrew fiction i put off for 3 weeks

I've just moved on from GoT
my girlfriend and i have been following his blog closely the past few months
he should do cocaine like all the cool authors
Him constantly apologising too đ
i honestly think the reason george is struggling is because he wrote a series that can;t feasibly end
and george seems to enjoy worldbuilding more than plot writing
I've come to terms that grrm will probably die before his next release
he could give the series to somebody else
Uhhh
like ASOIAF has two more books right
Dune tried that
doesnt he have grandkids
and so did LOTR
but how could you possibly end this story in two books
we all saw the results
hey it doesnt always work
Winds of Winter and Dream of Spring yep
but sometimes it does
Yikers
Yeah Dune's treatment was crazy
i genuinely don't think it can be done
"Well my dad is dead, may as well cash in"
I hate that mindset
Good chance they wont listen to his wishes of not continuing the book without him
Tolkien is also rolling in his grave rn
i only enjoyed the first two dune books
R of Power season 2 : Orc children
Really? đ
mhmm
George's problem is he gives motivations, plots, storylines etc to almost every character like its real life with actual people.
And I kinda respect that commitment, the issue is he himself has admitted this has tied him in a knot, where you realise yeah setting up the politics and motivations of all these characters, kingdoms etc is almost virtually impossible to wrap up properly.
tabletop game about people fighting in the tolkenverse would make him pretty mad i believe
I still haven't watched the first season. Recap?
2000 named characters
Kill them all
kinda sounds like RWBY.
yeah but RWBY is trash
dance also had 16 POV characters

I barely can keep up with 3-4 POVs in 40k books
not to mention
Never in my life would i ever thought to see that comparison ever
george is also working on prequels
that further compound some important character motivations and flesh out mysteries prevalent in the main series
Yep but again its annoying but i completely get it lmao
like what exactly happened at summerhall will probably appear in blood and fire or one of the dunk and egg novels
I do that constantly with my worldbuilding/homebrew
but for a franchise this big its genuinely annoying
i wouldn't mind if someone took over george's writing
because according to him his aids know more about his world than he does
its the entire reason I hated the final 3 Heresy books
where Kyme told Abnett to "write as much as you want, dont worry about wordcount"
and we had a series 3-4 years in the making
with useless POV chapters
and not even seeing shit like the emperor get put on the throne
genuinely crazy
the worst thing that could happen to asoiaf is it goes forever unfinished and falls into obscurity
End and the Death truly is your bane, Dilara 
i actually like george a lot
he's pretty humble and has a lot to speak on when it comes to how he writes
its my End and my Death
hes an actual teddy bear of a person lol
I remember neil geimens statement when a fan asked about georges next book
like hes not an asshole at all
his blog is fun to read
Sometimes too much
Neil basically just says âhe doesnt owe you shitâ
lol
Chad lol
I wouldnt go that far but oke
did anyone watch hotd season 2 btw?
Itâs just a little bit of sexual harassment
Most of us did
it was alright enough
people are malding though
my girlfriend and i watched it and thought season 1 was better
I literally said i didnt like it you fucking cocksu-
my girlfriend hated it
But I enjoyed a lot
i enjoy political drama a lot
my problem is people act like this is a big deal
but season 2 had so much filler
I think next season will definitely make or break it
Yeah this.
Uh?
some of the character changes i think aren't for the better
Cause if theyâre apparently gonna fuck some stuff up that itâs implied theyâre planning on
like in the book rhaenyra and alicent are both unapologetically vindictive spiteful people
I hope the WB attacked calth more than one time 10k years ago
Word Bearers have attacked Calth since, that or heâs Primaris
And was in stasis for that long
What i dont get is why are people saying the showmakers are trying to show Rhaenyra as a good person
Oh yea, primaris were in stasis
One of the Unnumbered Sons
Yeah i thought that was weird too
Forgot about that one
They come from a lot of different time periods
her and alicent are 100% horrible people in the show too
my problem with the show is that it pulls its punches
it wants you to sympathize with every bad choice
Yeah this.
when some things are not justifiable
Im very much in a "let them cook" mood atm
That's because toxic people are common
if the next season ends up being goated then it will make up for S2


Yeah accurate lol
People need someone to root for
So everyone can identify to assholes
Most people at least
like in season 1 i think rhaenyra genuinely barely has a leg to stand on with most of what she does
True
faking her husband's death so she can marry her uncle was plain evil imo
at least she didn't murder laenor i guess?
"Man the showmakers show the Blacks as such nice people."
Cue Daemon smashing his bride's skull in with a rock after crippling her

george really wanted daemon to be one of those guys who is either satan or the nicest man on earth depending on who you ask
Fixed it for you
so to the velaryon army, daemon probably is the coolest guy ever for the shit he pulled against the crabfeeder
but in the vale, he's the blackest villain
Nice one
and in season 2, they don't hide how much the riverlords hate him
when that Tully boy Oscar gets him to comply to his demands i was laughing like an evil bitch 
I do think theyâre not making the blacks evil enough especially with what they do in the books and Iâm definitely concerned with some of the later stuff but weâll see
i think the prophecy thing he was shown was kind of cool but also kind of ruins a lot of the mystique his character had
Cant blame him
Theyâve started to make Rhenyra more evil
yeah again im on the "let them cook" boat, i wanna see what they do since this entire season was largely just setups for the next stuff
Obligatory loyalist titus
Also, no Fat Rheanyra smh
the show is nowhere near as bad as the final seasons of GOT
Pathetic
Yeah calling it bad as S8 is legit the braindead take
Yeah itâs disappointing and could have been condensed and added more to but
Its what it is
hotd season 2 did have quite a few moments that made me roll my eyes
the luigi's haunted mansion memes were funny
Well
What i hate is people ask for political talking scenes, and the moment they get them they bitch that theres no dragon action.
Slightly better than Season 5
i think that's a fair comparison
season 5 is flawed but has a lot of cool moments
high highs but really low lows
also as ever the actors carry it
same with season 2 of hotd
THE KING IS MY GRANDSON AND MY GRANDSON IS A FOOL
HE'S WORSE THAN A FOOL
HE'S MURDERED INNOCENT MEN!
"THIS... THIS PRANK."
and what... has ser criston done, exactly?
LMFAO god
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On the other hand, it's kind of weak on depth
as funny as aegon II is
i think the show does him a disservice
he wasn't a bad king in the book
bad person? yeah
bad king? no
He wasn't a rapist in the book either
I think it does it great
Also I will die on the hill that the Rheanyra and Alicent talking scene at the end is stupid as fuck beyond belief
it was sort of implied
It's implied by Mushroom
ACCORDING TO MUSHROOM at least
Like jfc think
Aegon actually trying to be a decent king and then just giving up is also a bit too close to real life lol
it really is
Who implied that Jace gave Lady Arryn head in order to gain a truce
Mushroom is as reliable as people who read their lore from r/grimdank
and that Lord Beesbury died by slipping on a banana peal and falling out the window
i choose to believe the truth is somewhere in the middle in hotd
A true Hero
the more witnesses, the more credible
but if the septon and mushroom agree on a small detail
Lord Beesbury fought for his Queen until his final Buzz
i tend to believe that small detail
that is up there with uh
Aemond just leaning towards Alicent
and going
"Go back to the kitchen slut"
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for a minute
a true sigma dragon
at first i didn't really like how the show handled aemond as the prince regent
but now i sort of realize it's in character
also its the actor
he legit carries it
he literally looks like an evil fantasy elf lol
every last piece of dialogue from aemond in the book is just oozing with smarm and angst
Aemond's action atleast aligns with a running theme of the show where men of power will "Protect" the women they care about by removing them from the choices which effect them the most.
like yeah he's badass
we still havent peaked past "Strong boys" scene
but he's also an emotionally immature psycho
that scene was some PRIME cunt'ery
Like how Viserys lies to Aemma about the procedure, he's "Protecting her" from the truth, while ordering her to be butchered
"He dares summon me... with haste!?"
i'm ngl
when aemond was arguing with his mom and helaena
about helaena riding dreamfyre into battle
he does this thing where he like
The Alicent/Rheanyra thing also really should have become way more vitriolic by now
and Daemon "protects" Rhaenyra from the plot to kill Aemond
pulls an office-stare-at-camera moment
and i'm not sure if it was meant to be comedic
Also Aemond is the only one not being a dumbass and acting like theyâre fighting for their lives
but it was so fucking funny
I agree lmao
aemond is objectively right about helaena taking wing on dreamfyre
^
Yea not a fan of what they did with Helaena in the last half of the season
Aemond is smart but does harsh decisions
when he randomyl burns down villages out of anger
yes
so i was fine with it lmao
Like they just completely flip the scope of her powers without any explanation
aemond is objectively team green's best leader
Like until this point she gives cryptic warnings that even she doesn't understand, she just knows that she has to warn people about them. Then suddenly she's just giving exact callouts with dates and coordinates
i think they're going the route where she gets murdered instead of throws herself from her window
The problem is the writers have no idea how to write her and
i can see how her bizarre behavior would appear like madness to historians
She does fuck all in the book
has babies, is traumatized, goes crazy, kills self
is helaena in the book
??
i actually don't think she did kill herself in the book though
Books only really mention her being popular with the smallfolk, being a mum and sometimes advising Aegon during small council meetings
They donât really show her grieving much either in the show which doesnât help or give her much screen time
Yea they've been really weird with screentime this season
Thank goodness we used that valuable time to show Alicent in the forest and swimming though

Like Alicent has way too much screentime for a character who's arc has effectively ended
I chalk it up to grieving being a subjective process
and is no longer relevant to the story
yup guess im not getting in early
Helaena does give a soliloquy about feeling sad but confused by her emotions
Yeah she gets a bit but
Maybe get it two days after the 9th
Reset your pc
shame. I'm playing the intro rn
im confused, are yall talking about humans elves or dragons rn? not seen any HOTD mind
We're talking about Targaryen incest babies
so humans?
Dragons, Targaryenâs are basically elves in this world in general feel
and which inbred should be King
ok
Yea Targaryens are humans, but like the rest of the world view them as being closer to gods
They also do a lot of incest
I've just been able to start a remote download from my steam app
its song of ice and fire, ofc there is
Yeah. Physically no different but they are inherently magical in some way and are steeped in prophecy
The rest is Jamie/Cersei and Crastor
Kind of like starks and northerners being werewolf coded
so like, in HOTD the dragons actually talk?
No
ok
i'll try this but i doubt it'll work
it says when i bought the thing that it might not apply in canada lol
Did you buy the standard edition?
no, ultra
Im in QC and as I said, it works from my steam app
alright restarting then
thank you for restoring my faith in space marines eternal
it works now
nice
Jay how did you not just turn it off and on again
also very surprising that the game is only 64 GB
You work with computers
try restarting steam or some shit
mines ready to go
DAMN IT
if it has more memory than an arduino im lost
64 gigglebytes to download smh
(smh cause my net is slow)
cant wait brothers
cant wait to represent ||Iron Hands Clan Garrsak|| on the field of battle
it's pretty low for a modern game let's be honest
update drivers
do not sue us if you die
the intro of the game will make you happy
k. so i completed the intro, granted i died once on normal, still trying to get used to the parry system.
dude the menu music
i took a few minutes to take it in
whatever
hah, been a while since i seen that
haha
this is the menu music
I like how when you got into settings, the first tab is "game" and among the three categories is "Helmet Visibility". they knew exactly what I wanted.
show off being bald
Can't play until tonight cause of work
Found the Steam forum users
"best job I ever had"
I am too busy downloading more important things
how do you link your warhammer+ account to the game
i want the other pistol
before even starting to play
WH+ stuff usually comes with a code from them
that's rough
oh
not sure if it has been sent out yet
new patch :O
can't recall seeing one yet
it's patch 7
do they send it to you through email?
Yes Patch 7 time Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ye
alright thx
the mod tools are gonna be horrifying to see what people will make
now that they have that
I'm just hoping we can now get a decent mod manager
That doesn't require a script extender, modifying game files and an external ap and whatever other nonsense
eh setting up the BG3 mod manager is annoying
vortex works mostly well but
eh it's also a a bit finicky to figure
oh shit
helmet visibility is a tough choice
i want to see those faces moving
but the helmet...
@rocky gale look at this
Yess
Yeah. like I said, Mother Hen Mode is gonna be in full effect in this story
I canât wait to hear Auntie Ethel be racist to Warforged
She literally has voicelines for warforged/construct races lol
Auntie ethel calling you a scrapper
Then again how the hell does a warforged get tadpole
a warforged mod is something i defitely want
Who pilots space marine stuff? Like a thunderhawk. Would it be just a normal human pilot or a space marine?
Source video: https://youtu.be/UxiV_mA5NM4
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Holt's Balloon Arch | Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A marine
dependsâ˘ď¸
some astartes use human serfs
others like the iron wolves in the fall of cadia book dont even let a guardsman enter a predator so she has to ride on top
very odd moment in the book
Theyâve been there for a while
Space marines, sometimes Techmarines especially for the bigger more rare/valuable stuff, serfs sometime fill roles or pilot stuff too
question wtf are chaos space marines are they even flesh and blood? saw in the trailer for space marine 2, a chaos space marine being torn apart but his body was like all diff colors and blood wasent even red, whats up with that?
it was like more like light
Once you get done with your training and become a tactical youâre supposed to be able to be able to use all weapons and fly/drive all chapter vehicles
Rubric marines are dust
Rubric marines
Depends on the legion
They got turned to dust
"all is dust"
But for most csm theyâre fleshy beings
Itâs a whole thing
The thousand sons tried to stop their flesh change curse
And while it did âworkâ
It also turned 90% of the legion into dust
Rubricae, are the spectral remnants of those Astartes of the Thousand Sons Traitor Legion who are now trapped within their suits of ancient Power Armour as mindless automatons. Remorseless, implacable foes, the Rubric Marines are forever cursed.
blame ahriman

Rubrik marines' whole thing is being dusty losers
All they can do is nod, shake their head, groan and say all is dust

Thanks tzeentch
Also their bolters fire off like
Everything exists in 40k
cat girls exist in warhammer
False, some things are still impossible
Like finding you some bitches

honestly i keep forgetting sometimes that this isn't common knowledge for the people i meet walking down the street
Weâre nerds
Thereâs a few forgeworld things in trailers
You're the guard guy
Like the ||heavy artillery carriage||
Guard guy, didnât even know about Mordians
what do other people fill their minds with? the weather?
Uh knowledge
so how did that even happen? https://i.imgur.com/ggFWydE.png how do space marines get trapped in their suit and become ghosts?
yeah the basilisk carriage is everywhere
They did a ritual
To stop the flesh change curse
It did work
It would be best to just read the summary
Itâs a whole thing
you think normies care to know things
It just was a massive fucking monkeys paw
well on it now 
The important thing is theyâre all former marines of the Thousand Sons legion who either had no psychic power or very little
The reform their bodies using a ritual if needed, it takes awhile though, but thatâs how theyâre still around
Well âbodiesâ
are sorcerers the only ones made out of flesh in that legion
Only the more powerful psykers did yeah
It also made them stronger
We donât have clear numbers but it seems the vast majority of the legion turned to dust
Yeah
how do thousand sons recruit
From psykers
do they just like kidnap a space marine and turn him into sand
Recruit recruit powerful psykers
They donât recruit more rubrics
oh shit
They can reform and remake them as needed
Just do a ritual to resummom them
Read on thousand sons Helbrutes đ
And the Rubicae can be remade by remaking the Rubric of Arhiman ritual but on a smaller scale
Helbrute IIRC are tricked into them
So how many Thousand Sons didn't getting dusted?
Helbrutes they trick other marines
We donât know but the vast majority did
A relatively small amount werent dusted
All we know is most of the legion got dusted
Seems thereâs a few thousand sorcerers from that era if that
Damnit Ahriman
They do still recruit too
Heâs a dumbass but he did try
Ahriman is trying to reverse the dusting in each of his books
wtf are these things
Heavy bolter
goofy heavy bolters
Gun emplacement
That is not quite bolter
they are not standard
What the hell is that
look at it
a space marine could hold that with one hand lol
Itâs a weird fucking bolter
Appears to be a dead body
holes in the barrel??
It's a stub-heavy bolter
forgeworld temu should blow up
Forgeworld Wish will take its place fool
They added gas ports to increase the flim flam factor
nooooo!
they are strong but space marines aren't that strong
Itâs just better to hold it that way for accurate fire
Sort of related
oh yeah humans use these things
i forgot
But i always liked how they angled the handles on heavy weapons
Like the HH heavy bolters
I know its obviously because of the limitations of the model
But i think its probably a more comfortable way to hold an underslung weapon
bolters being expensive and rare while heavy bolters being as cheap as dirt for militarum is one of those weird things i never got
man, i forgot how awesome the executions look
Heavy bolters are easier to make iirc
Also weâre seeing the best of the best regiments
If what I've heard about carrying the grenade launchers on the field is true, not sure I'd wanna be on bolter duty
Not the 99th knuckle draggers
most regiments get heavy bolters im pretty sure
yeah PDF get heavy stubbers but that's very low bar
Magnus is an asshole đđż
I imagine a handgun that doesn't fall apart from that amount of force needs to be well made
I'd assume heavy bolters would be harder to make, but also the most necessary.
it's a heavy weapons team that deals with it so we dont have a modern equivalent. it's more WW2 style
ah
Like, you can substitute bolters and bolt pistols, but if you need to suppress a group of space marines or nobs, a heavy bolter is the only thing that will do.
heavy bolter is basically used as an automatic grenade launcher by the guard
A sniper in a cheeky spot could probably also help with marines
Theyâre the easiest to make in lore for uh reasons
We never got an explanation
Exp atkin
Perhaps. But snipers are a lot harder to train than sticking some guy on the heavy bolter.
autocannons are cheaper so you'd think they would be the "standard" but it's all tabletop reasons
So what's the word on Space Marine 2?
Idk seems decent
Apparently pretty good
it's exactly what we expected
Iâm not buying it for a while
It looks like space marine 1 but better
More of the same
Im tempted for the short term thrill but probably shouldnt buy into the early access
Just wait
Yeah thats the smart thing to do
I'm gonna spend a lot of time doing training in SM2, gotta improve my combos and timing
Playing it now, pretty much what he said
people just hyped it up as like the next AAA game lol
Concord gets shut down and SM2 joins the fight
people need to be patient. september is going to get a lot of stuff all over gaming
valorant looks better than concord, lol
Still waiting on stalker 2 
people getting mad at the PCGamer review is so fucking funny
can't wait for mechanicus 2
I'll be waiting on SM2 tbh
Wait why are they mad?
Maybe for a sale
at least this is out, i'm gonna be busy
journalists used to be cool
Should I be mad too?
Youâre letting an English major on his tenth career choice dictate your mood
Expected high art and got mad when the game got some actual criticism.
the points raised on the review are also pretty fair
Par for the course, really
Yeah its not a bad game but its nothing crazy
Oh, so he did his job then?
If you like 40k itâs gonna be a lot more appealing
Well, I do like 40k
If youâre a games journalist who has to churn through fifty games a year or more itâs gonna be generic probably or meh
you would think they'll be atleast decent at playing games
I don't recall ever taking journalists seriously, they gave Explorers of Sky such poor ratings
eh, PCGamer's gotta habit of sucking a golden titty for easy money if it means getting paid to criticize or falsify information on a game
I have not had a high opinion of games journalism for a very long time
they should hire me as a game journalist and all of my reviews would either be
"decent"
or
"it's dogshit"
My gimmick will be finding reasons to enjoy playing the game
what kind of person watches or reads a game journalist?
and let me guess if it allows you to manipulate humans for war for human wave tactics you will give it a 10 out of 10
the worth of a gaming Journalist is about as equivalent as a pebble, the only thing they're good at is getting stuck in your shoe and bother you.
space marine 2 drinking game
take one shot of hard liquor every time you hear "brother"
Xenos
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
Scum
you can choose to say random voice lines
Thats cool
The Codex Astartes does not approve of this action
Titus better have a vacuum capsule line
I think if Space Marine 2 was just the first half of SM1 with the hordes of orks, it woulda been a good game
Tyrannids make great fodder, but lack personaility
and it sounds like CSM are still annoying to fight
@arctic talon finally Fish
Fiiiiiisshhhh
Lol
Wait from mod or official ?
Mod
Oh make sense
Also not the fish people I want smh my head
yeah it's a mod but I can install it on the official mod manager now pre built in the game
But they did make a change to the game
You can now summon Kuo-Toa to help in the final fight
finally becoming a god is worth something
yeah ngl that shit pisses me off
Makloompha
also the same people downplaying how fucking bad the performance is
What sort of computers do game devs test specs on?
like something a whole 3 people got?
They're borrowing the Nasa computers
yeah and not even the console ports are getting above 45 fps in fights lol
I doubt NASA computers are even that good for gaming
I think they're saying you need a 3070 to run 1080p at 60 frames
Iâm turning graphics all the way down lol
I got a mid range PC and I can't get above 50 fps on all low maximum performance FSR and lower than 1080p res
I guess there's still that Starship Troopers co op shooter for fighting bugs, they recently made it so the bugs corpses can make ramps over battlements like in the movie
its the CPU going insane
CPUS are overheating like mad allegedly
My CPU is going to explode I know it
me finally having a justification to get a water cooled I7
Uhh
worst genre
Damn, shame I already bought Darktide
sir this is darktide
I mean somehow SM2 is running worse than Darktide on launch
and imo sm2 looks leagues worse than darktide
yeah the graphics are not very groundbreaking
welp, at least the annoying people got their space marine game, means they'll shut up about it here ||the fuck they will lmao||
that's insanely curious
i think your PC has evil syndrome
it knows who's the better tide game
honestly yeah i hate 40k comparatively
(darktide is)
I bought a new computer last year and already it needs updating
GOLLUM SWEEP!!
Itâs my turn to post the meme next
Wait wut
How tf did gollum get a score that high
No way those numbers are accurate
They are
Itâs not the same reviewer though
This is why number scoring systems are gay
LMFAO
It is however
Very funny to see

Generally despite the score they did actually bring up some fair points
ive been looing at twitter today out of morbid curiosity
and the chuds have been going absolutely fucking ballistic
Somebody summarized the review:
Boring, repetitive gameplay that gets old fast - I've seen other reviews echo the same thing.
Very few execution animations, ||rubric marines for example only have two executions, and because this is your main way of mitigating damage, you're going to get tired of them fast,|| and it means the gameplay loop turns into running around looking for flashing red foes to perform the same animations on.
Later game throws too many elite foes at you, this removes the "power fantasy" of gunning down swarms, and separates itself from what the developer is good at, exposing lots of cracks in the combat system.
AI squadmates opt to stun foes rather than killing them, to give the player the final kill. More often results in the player having to babysit their squad mates for the whole campaign (Because they have health and can be taking down).
Long range combat is pointless, because the gameplay relies too much on the previously mentioned repetitive executions, this disincentivizes having fun with the variety of weapons available.
Inconsistent parry mechanic to protect yourself from damage, telegraphs are sometimes not present, easy to miss, or have a huge flashing intrusive indicator.
Encounter design is repetitive and involves a lot of standing around for bars to fill up, babysitting inanimate objects, and having to do the arbritary "wait for all your squad mates to return to you" at every checkpoint.
Weak final act of the story, feeling more like "noise" than a conclusion to the narrative setup previously. ||The involvement of the Thousand Sons is barely explained, they're two-dimensional, and not as fun to fight as the Tyranids.||
the dedicated coop mode is lacking in content, it's six missions are short and not very fun to replay, and the issues with the combat system become even more pronounced in a mode dedicated to it, and apparently end with a "Oh, I guess that was the end?" feeling.
Generally it seems to have the same flaws as SM1 tbh
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True
kind of hard to do when they have **** like this

that is a bio titan
That looks sick
Reminds me of cloverfield
Can I use a finisher on that?
Warhammer 40k Shadow of Colossus copy when
I want a 40k Dynasty Warriors Empires game
Warhammer 40k Souls-like where you play as a regular perpetual

Actually that sounds fun
Would probably be closer to Bloodborne tbh
Cause gun
SM2?
I have a Super 2060 and can only run Darktide at like
Low
Well I can on Medium but I don't want my PC to melt
Really?
I'm running Darktide fine on a 1650 Super
Really?
Well by fine I have to close literally everything else and just play the game
Yeah figures

Inquisitor soulslike
I mean tbh a Souls-like would fit 40k very well
Often times the souls games take place in a hopeless situation
And the endings are usually pointless
And in the case of one offs/DS3
Bittersweet at best
It fits 40k perfectly
40k hive city management
tzeentch roguelike >:)
game is pretty well optimized
but holy fuck with the large horde setpieces it shits the bed harder than darktide 
theres no way you can optimize that many nids on screen but its not too bad
No way
im sub 60 fps on the 4080 plan for nivida
Ive seen people get better fps from max on 3080s, it might be you need to adjust something
my friend cant even run it and hes matching the required (anecdotal)
i mean im on medium with dsr
its just unoptimized
Idk, all Iâm saying is I know plenty of people running it fine with much lesser rigs, it might just be a you thing
yeah but you're describing unoptimization
i have the same specs as you, and its optimized for me
Or Iâm describing someone having issues and blaming the game when it seems largely people arenât having problems
Especially that extreme for those specs
And it might be you need to adjust some stuff, because itâs a PC game and this happens
Yes I have
This happens for every game release, especially these kinda games, some people have issues cause itâs a PC game and thereâs a ton of weird interactions
I know people who had 3090s when Darktide came out getting worse performance than me with a 2070 super
It's also before release day
There will be a day one patch
This has been a thing since like Mass Effect Andromeda did it's play early preorder thing
Thats fair
The sky isnât falling, it sucks but thatâs how it is, might be a good idea to refund for now
And wait and see
I had the same issue with Starfield day 1
i never said the sky was falling im having fun lmfao
i just added to it
it does kinda suck having to pay 20 dollars a month to play the game because my PC isnt enough but its fine
i thought it was console minded
the whole gameplay feels very console-y
i mean the game also isnt even getting above 40 fps on consoles either lol (in combat)
i imagine most console players will use the 30 fps mode but yeah i was disappointed for sure
Console games as a baseline do 30 often yeah
you could tell they weren't going to hit 60 when the devs said "up to 60 fps" lol
unlocked fps on console is so bad
Oh yea, we're now going to get a wave of streamers who don't know 40k playing this on stream and having people in chat giving them incorrect lore
does that matter
Yes
to us at least
It has always been this for console largely
"ermmm! black templars dont even use guns!"
Pain
i dont remember it being that bad in my ps3 days but it's been a very long time so rose tinted glasses
its gonna be fuckin hilarious to see them get everything wrong
60 FPS for consoles is a pretty new thing
I just saw a guy telling a streamer about "Astartes Custodes" who are bigger space marines that use the Emperors Geneseed

HAHA
I try not to think about it
Emperor seed....
streamer: "so when do we fight this Horus guy?"
people introducing 40k with HH lore is a big blunder
you have to start with the simple stuff
i 100% agree
Iâm taking brain damage
Stop
"The Tyranids should be more animalistic, why is that one standing upright and using a sword"


Because it's a Tyranid Warrior
Which streamer is this
Ooof
Kill that man
Like bro's literally got an extra brain bug on his back
Custodes literally donât use geneseed I donât even get how people get that wrong
Itâs literally
One of the first fucking things about them
I mean they use genes, and âseedâ (I think)
That lil guy is so silly
unfortunately its like the saying, Sometimes you just gotta think first, and somehow people fail even that
Only men shall receive my seed
the emperor
Slay king
I kinda hate that there's a bug on that nid warrior's back
I thought they just had the extra brain capacity
bro is just chilling
Itâs an external hard drive
I would like to know more about the small friend-shaped creature on his back
Idk why itâs just exposed though
Yeah at least have some armor on or something
What exactly is âfriend shapedâ
Like draw the friend shape, rn
Looks like a weird shell material brain to me



