40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

programming in terror tactics is smart

lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

just saying

[queen laurel]

Seems messy to get blood on your machinery

[arctic talon]

wars are won and loss on morale

[winter vessel]

The most awful thing I remember about the campaign is hendricks taking a tiny ass bite of a candy bar and chucking it away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caF11caTRt8

[arctic talon]

seeing some dude getting torn limb from limb

[storm jungle]

GOD

[arctic talon]

is like

[storm jungle]

Up there with "train go boom"

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah definitely if i wanted to scare people i would program night lord's programming on my robots

[arctic talon]

way worse then seeing someone just getting their skull crushed lol

[queen laurel]

Just a bit surprised you know

[storm jungle]

this is what admech wishes their robots were like

[arctic talon]

I think my only complaint about Titanfall 2 is the lack of faction specific Specter models lol

Then again lore wise I guess it makes sense

the old Specter model is literally deprecated and worse there's no point in making them

[queen laurel]

Hey at least each titan is different and it isn't just a classification of chassis

[winter vessel]

I really liked the Militia Spectre from Titanfall 1

[arctic talon]

Yeah

the triangle head is really cool

the Boxhead Gen 2 specters are fine but like

I prefer the triangle head

[wintry scarab]

The machinery is made to get blood on lol

[queen laurel]

Okay mr machine runs on blood because we must grind it down

[winter vessel]

Hell I would've been fine if the triangle head was what the simulacrum Pilots would look like

[queen laurel]

This ain't ultra kill

[queen laurel]

Sing these guys with the robots that has blue missile watches on their arm is fun

I think reavers was it

Like that robot that just shoots rockets at you and move around

[wintry scarab]

Reapers iirc

[queen laurel]

Yeah those guys

[green loom]

Train go boom

[arctic talon]

ngl I wish titanfall 2

kept the titanfall 1 titan system

regenerating shields + modifiable loadouts

[queen laurel]

Yeah i love the characters of scorch and legion but, making my own unique titan is definitely one of the things i want

[wintry scarab]

I dont like the 3rd person stuff in tf2. Tbf, i think i liked tf1 more than tf2

[winter vessel]

The OS voice systems, I miss that

[queen laurel]

Couldn't play titan fall 2 though

[queen laurel]

Wait shields don't regenerate in titan fall 2?

I thought they did

[winter vessel]

you gotta feed them a battery

[sacred ginkgo]

You don't even get shields on titans without someone rodeoing a battery for you

[wintry scarab]

They do. Heath does not untill someone feeds you. Or you do yourself iirc

[arctic talon]

They only do in campaign and frontier defense

[arctic talon]

shields do not regen in MP

[queen laurel]

Ah that explains it

[wintry scarab]

Oh, nvm then

[arctic talon]

It was removed so titans would die easier

which is fine I guess

but titans weren't that hard to kill in 1

you just had to get good at it lol

[winter vessel]

Titanfall 2 really made them more specialized

[arctic talon]

yeah

I also miss the more varied like

apperances you had in titanfall 1 for pilots but w/e

you're a mercenary in the second one not working for a specific faction

[winter vessel]

had this as my desktop wallpaper for a time before tf2 was revealed

[wintry scarab]

As somone that loves customization, i stopped playing tf2 back in the day because of the lack of it. That was the most disappointing thing for me.

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah in terms of your titan specialization i think titanfall one beats titanfall 2 on that in the multiplayer front right

Like yes your titans practically don't have personality but you can make them your own truly

[winter vessel]

"i don't care about Nose arts! Where is my Vanessa OS?!"- me when we couldn't choose an operating system

[tough haven]

Is modded titanfall large at all?

Cause maybe there’s a mod that brings that back

The fact that not even shields recharge is kinda crazy

[dense salmon]

Imagine the emperor's face seeing magnus smash through the webway

Every once in a while I imagine his expression and chuckle

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-hercules-gif-22417674

[opaque coyote]

average imperium citizen:

[autumn cypress]

Sefoni is the mourningstar's navigator right?

[rocky gale]

New Admech book

[storm jungle]

Nah, we see the navigator in the launch trailer

Sefoni is just a powerful psyker in the warband's employ

[arctic talon]

Tbh sefoni could prolly do it in a pinch

[autumn cypress]

Fair enough

[dense salmon]

Grendyl probably wouldn't have a navigator in his retinue and depend on brahms' instead

[storm jungle]

yeah the navigator comes with Brahm's ship

they are all snobs that mind their own business anyway

[dense salmon]

Navigators are to psykers as nobility is to the imperium

[autumn cypress]

Grendyl is the Inquisitor we have yet to see right?

[dense salmon]

Stuck up, douchey

[arctic talon]

Yep

Unless you count the creepy servitor lol

[dense salmon]

If you read eisenhorn or cain books you learn inquisitors try to keep their identity a secret until it's necessary

[dense salmon]

I sometimes still watch the I am a warrior cutscene, it made such a strong impression on me when the game launched

[storm jungle]

still holds up very well

[celest dome]

They aren't really linked to each other.
Other than both being Abhuman

[sour hornet]

Real.

Real real real

TF|1 clears honestly

og stryder is still kino aesthetically

[wintry scarab]

Not bashing on titanfall 2 as i still think its a sick game but stuff like the gritty vibe of the first were sort of taken away in 2 as well.

[sour hornet]

everything is cleaner and more futuristic

no visual filter like the CoD games of the time either

[arctic talon]

I don't mind the game looking cleaner

tbh

I think the asthetic of 2 is fine

[dense salmon]

I know

But it's a decent surface level observation

They are psykers, just a specific "breed" of them

They are different on a genetic level

And because of how valuable and rare they are they consolidate themselves in noble houses

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/09/01/sunday-preview-the-children-of-the-great-horned-rat/

The sheer number of new Skaven models is amazing

[dense salmon]

They also have to inbreed to keep the ability

But nobody wants to hear about that

[plush mason]

so question about the grimoires we collect sometimes, i assume the main point of taking them is to deny the knowledge they contain to the cult, but what does the inquisition do with them once back on the ship?

is there just some vault in the depths of the ship where they have them locked away or do they just yeet them into an incinerator after they verify the books have no new info

[dense salmon]

Depends. We don't know if Grendyl is a radical inquisitor or not

Puritan inquisitors would likely just destroy the Grimoires

Radicals would find a way to use them

[dense salmon]

Puritans would not even bother reading them

Given that we are disposable, the inquisition would just kill us if we showed signs of corruption and are content with us doordashing it to them

[plush mason]

yeah i image the grimoires are for learning the sorcerous rituals the cult uses so likely not that high value information

[storm jungle]

We do know the onboard crew take precautions to "cleanse" operatives of infection.

or at least the small bits of corruption

both spiritually and physically, as Kayex mentions prepping scalpels once we destroy the phage tree and come back home lol

[dense salmon]

Pretty sure eisenhorn spends weeks or months recovering in book 1 after someone tries to use a xeno grimoire

Nasty stuff

[plush mason]

its fortunate the cult only put wards that destroy the books if they are opened improperly

there are a lot more deadly ways to keep those grimoires out of unwanted hands

[dense salmon]

The fact we just find them lying around is funny

[plush mason]

i imagine the ritual masters of the cult are just sitting there like "for the love the grandfather will you idiots STOP LEAVING THE BOOKS LYING AROUND!!"

[dense salmon]

Admonition could be using the grimoires to create daemonhosts

[opaque coyote]

What if it's just nasty fanfiction or something

[plush mason]

yeah like i said they are most likely tools for learning the sorcery of the cult, so daemon communion summonings and binding rituals

[opaque coyote]

Actually what if the grimores we pick up are nothing special

Like they're not even demonically possessed or cursed or anything

They're just books

[dense salmon]

Don't think I've heard this line yet

[opaque coyote]

Also I found it interesting how Sister Vestia is actually not a bad person?

Like she's a Sister of Battle so she definitely has done some heinous things.

She also casually insults us if you have certain personalities

[plush mason]

i dont think she is a sister of battle

[opaque coyote]

I mean isn't she a Sister tho

She's literally called Sister Vestia

Probably not part of the combat Ordos tho

[plush mason]

yeah but that doesnt mean she is a sister of battle, she is just part of the ecclisiarchy

[opaque coyote]

Fair

Yesh

[storm jungle]

if you've put off the game for awhile Hab Dreyko got a big mission update with new vocators

when you get Brahms/Kayex she specifically tells him to prep decontanimation processes for us

[dense salmon]

I've been playing nonstop for the past two weeks, I definitely like the changes

[opaque coyote]

It is surprising that she isn't a totally garbage person.

Like again, she insults us if we have certain personalities but praises us in others

[plush mason]

yeah it was unexpected

[opaque coyote]

I think in the mission where you have to scan the Stims, she actually has faith in us

[storm jungle]

Ah lmao

[opaque coyote]

Like she explicitly says to the nobles "I have faith in the rejects to do their jobs"

[storm jungle]

Hestia is not a sororitas actually

shes just a religious lady

[dense salmon]

The ecclesiarchy shares a lot of surface level similarities to the Roman catholic church, so clergy members are called brother and sister based on gender

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

She also says that the reason why Tertium fell is because well

The residents were abandoned

[storm jungle]

Sister/Brother is always used in most religious departments to some degree

[opaque coyote]

And to be honest she is right

[storm jungle]

that line is mostly related to Dreyko itself

[plush mason]

thats what i was saying lol

[dense salmon]

The sisters of battle and astartes are based on teutonic knights so they also call eachother sister/brother

[storm jungle]

Ah yeah lol, because like if she WAS one Fatshark would absolutely put her in actual power-armor, it makes for a better and cooler visual

[opaque coyote]

The reason why the Moebian 6th turned is because their efforts were never acknowledged.

Similar to how modern soldiers were. They were abandoned. Never acknowledged

[dense salmon]

She'd probably also have the white dyed hair but that isn't necessarily a requirement

[opaque coyote]

They cannot even share their pain

Because they would be scorned

[dense salmon]

Yeah the moebian 6th have a very all quiet on the western front vibe

[plush mason]

yeah they got ground down and turned bitter, made it easy for Wolfer and the cult to get them to go traitor

[dense salmon]

Atoma was saturated with a lot of propaganda about what the dark tide was, so many were ignorant about what was really happening

[opaque coyote]

Dan Abnett generally likes paralleling how soldiers generally felt during certain wars

I think for Darktide, it's more about the Gulf War/War against Terror tbh

[dense salmon]

I'd feel bad for them if they didn't return to their home and begin slaughtering everyone

[opaque coyote]

I think it's the cult they're allied with that does the slaughtering tbf

The Moebian 6th itself never does any of it beyond

Fighting against the planet's military

Of course it's still BAD

Since they're still allied with insane cultists

And are condoning it

Still though, Captain Wolfer does actually offer us to turn back or even join.

We just don't because Chaos sucks and we have a job to do

Also those refinements aren't gonna pay for themselves

[plush mason]

per the martyr skull dialog Wolfer was a traitor well before he lead the the 6th back

[opaque coyote]

Yeah although it seems that Wolfer turned because he was abandoned

In the battlefield

People seemed to praise his leadership also. So it was likely that he was forced to be left behind. Injured and in agony

He seemed like was a genuinely good sergeant before he turned Traitor long ago

Most likely he just finally broke because he wasn't even gonna die with the ability to take some with him

He was just gonna die defenseless and alone with nobody acknowledging his death.

So he gave himself to Nurgle

To the cult

And turned traitor

If there is one thing I do love about Darktide

It's the Moebian 6th.

To be honest I kinda wish there was a mission where we somehow play with the Traitor's POV

It does make me wonder how many regular soldiers often turn traitor in the Imperium

It's genuinely sad that the story of Darktide is slow to develop tbh

Because the tidbits we get are REALLY interesting

[dusk patrol]

At least four

[dense salmon]

The astra militarum is actually the result of half of the imperial army turning traitor during the HH

The astra militarum is broken down into branches and units rather than being one cohesive fighting force to abate this

[opaque coyote]

Ah yeah it's also why they separated the Navy and Guard right?

[dense salmon]

Similar to the legions being broken down into chapters

[opaque coyote]

It prevents a guard captain from like

Bombing planets with ships if they turn traitor

[dense salmon]

The navy even has its own ship-to-ship fighting force

Independent of the imperial guard

[opaque coyote]

Yeah they even have their own weapon supply

They use some special weapons like Rotor Cannons btw

Please have Rotor Cannons in Darktide a Mini gun would be so cool

[dusk patrol]

Separation of powers to make it more difficult for regiments to turn and all that

[storm jungle]

but also makes them also easier to turn to chaos

its kinda the irony behind it

[dusk patrol]

Or be as effective when they do

[storm jungle]

its why when any faction's sub-group turns traitor the Imperium takes like

weeks to months to realise it lol

[opaque coyote]

The Imperium will never notice the Adminstratum turn traitor

In fact it will be the exact same

Wrong shipments at the wrong time to wrong planets?

That happens anyways with or without Chaos affecting it

[storm jungle]

pretty much

its why Guilliman splitting up the branches to so many sub-groups is a good idea on the surface but an awful one in practice when your civilization is so crooked

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, decentralization helps to lessen the blow

But also makes the blow more common

[dusk patrol]

It varies, at the end of the day you have to choose your battles

[opaque coyote]

Yeah his book was basically rushed and I don't even think he meant it to be permanent tbh

[dusk patrol]

The codex Astartes doesn’t have to do with the other branches

[dense salmon]

It goes even further

[storm jungle]

It was more or less a mostly-functional duct-tape solution ot the astartes Chapters

[dense salmon]

Most squads don't even have vox access

[dusk patrol]

And he had like 100 years after he released it

[opaque coyote]

The Codex Astartes was probably meant to be a temporary thing tbh. He made it out of desperation because everything was fuckex

[dense salmon]

Vox is usually only given to command squads and field officers

So your average guardsman doesn't even have any sort of communication line

[opaque coyote]

And 100 in the Imperium timescale is like

A shopping trip

[dusk patrol]

It wasn’t really, it was just a solution for the future and it wasn’t meant to be never changing

[dense salmon]

Which probably makes them a worse fighting force

But it also slows down the spread of treachery

[opaque coyote]

Insert Leandros hatred here

[dense salmon]

There's a hammer and bolter episode where they spend the entire episode traveling through trenches to deliver a single message to the command squad

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I actually kinda want to see him again

[dusk patrol]

It depends on the regiments too

There’s just a lot of variance

[dense salmon]

Yeah some definitely have a lot of communication lines, others don't

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah with the traced Tyranid models

[dense salmon]

The imperium takes opsec very seriously

The definition of if you dont need to know, you won't

[dusk patrol]

Also the vox is always dramatically on the fritz

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Hammer and Bolter got much better with the later episodes

But the early episodes were

Not good

[dense salmon]

The animation was so stiff and dogshit

[storm jungle]

most are fine

[opaque coyote]

It didn't help that GW also cracked down on fan content before hand so people were already pissed

[storm jungle]

the problem is its under-budgeted

because GW

[dense salmon]

When abaddon shot the necron in the head

And instead of like

An explosion you'd expect from a storm bolter

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I could feel the artists wanting to do more

But I also felt like they knew

[dense salmon]

It was like a cartoon cloud was drawn on its neck

[opaque coyote]

"We have 2 cents as a budget"

[dense salmon]

The episodes are actually entertaining otherwise

A good way to get friends into the lore piecemeal

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite was either the Genestealer one

[dense salmon]

And the only reason I still pay for warhammer+

[opaque coyote]

Or the one about Yarrick

Oh yeah also

It's slander time

[dusk patrol]

There’s Iron Hands meetups?

[dusk patrol]

Are we just

Posting grimdank

[opaque coyote]

Nah that's it

[dusk patrol]

In this sacred place

[opaque coyote]

I ain't posting any more

[opaque coyote]

Chaos Undivided forever

Keep worshipping your corpse emperor

[dusk patrol]

The real one for sallies should have been “Salamanders fans when you tell them they’re not picking the good guy faction”

[storm jungle]

almost every single black templar fan i see being some form of racist is prob my favorite trope

it legit drives me insane sometimes

[dusk patrol]

“Tau fans when you tell them their faction actually isn’t the rainbow and kittens faction”

[opaque coyote]

We do have rainbow and kittens as auxillary troops

That will never get a model

[dusk patrol]

Like jfc imagine picking a faction in 40k because you want to be the most “moral” talk about the point of the setting blasting over your head at Mach 5

[opaque coyote]

I just like the Tau because big rail gun

[dusk patrol]

And that’s fine, they got a good look

But if you’re picking them cause you think you’re picking some actual good guys you’re cringe af, same for sallies and lamenters and whoever else

[opaque coyote]

Personally I just wish they had more Auxiliaries than Vespids and Kroot.

Like they have Knight sized Giants.

And we don't have a model of them that are like

Them outfitted with Battlesuit weaponry and armor

Like imagine that. That would be the coolest fucking thing ever

Oh yeah and also mushroom people (not the Orks)

[dusk patrol]

Tau are doing fine as a faction for models rn, maybe eventually

But baby steps

[opaque coyote]

True

[autumn cypress]

I want the Mechanicus to quit being a fucking horde army

It upsets me greatly

[dusk patrol]

There’s always gonna be some obscure thing that doesn’t get a model

[dusk patrol]

This is true

[opaque coyote]

Still though part of the reason why I like them is cause they sorta remind me of like

The Covenant except

Bluer

[opaque coyote]

Gue'la auxillary when

[dusk patrol]

Maybe one day

[leaden pilot]

One of the reasons I want to pick up some chaos faction in the future (but probably in AoS/The Old World) is cause they're fucking evil lol

[opaque coyote]

Most World Eater fans are gym bros

I have never seen a world eater fan not have muscles

[storm jungle]

to be fair

most world eater fans are about as braindead as their faction

💀

[dense salmon]

I dont want to be mean but every warhammer player I've interacted with in person never went to the gym

[dusk patrol]

Literally everyone has muscles

[dense salmon]

But then again

[opaque coyote]

Not anymore

[dense salmon]

I've never met a world eaters player

[opaque coyote]

[autumn cypress]

Correct

[leaden pilot]

More likely Undivided, but Nurgle and Khorne factions I do consider lol

[dusk patrol]

I’ve always managed to meet a decent variety of people for every faction

[opaque coyote]

True

And tbh I might get them if I ever get into the hobby

[dusk patrol]

Good and bad

[dense salmon]

Imagine seeing me after pumping arms walk into the game workshop store with the most basic cadian army you have ever seen in your life

Well, I guess it's not super basic

[opaque coyote]

Because I ||am braindead|| like Khornate stuff

Like if I have to choose my ""favorite"" Chaos Gods it'd probably go something like

-Khorne
-Slaanesh
-Nurgle
-Tzeentch

[dusk patrol]

I don’t miss old Angron setup

That shit was wild

[dense salmon]

For me it's the exact reverse

[autumn cypress]

Khorne on top, Tzeentch on bottom, Based

[dusk patrol]

Still good but

[autumn cypress]

Perfectly balanced

[opaque coyote]

I think the Tsons are cool but that's pretty much the only cool things that Tzeentch has tbh

[leaden pilot]

Nurgle > Undivided > Khorne > Tzeentch > Slaanesh for me

[storm jungle]

most accurate statement of the century

[dusk patrol]

Lords of Change are cool

[opaque coyote]

True

Unless if you fight them in Boltgun

Then they're not cool

WILL YOU JUST STAND STILL YOU FUCKING BIRD

[leaden pilot]

Tbh I'd love to kitbash a Warriors of Chaos Nurgle-themed warband for The Old World once I get better at model building and painting

[dusk patrol]

Arguably we have an overexposure of Lords of Change in media rn

[dense salmon]

Out of the traitor legions, death guard and night lords have my favorite aesthetics

[dusk patrol]

They pop up a lot

[leaden pilot]

I've found the Chaos Sorcerer way worse in that game

[opaque coyote]

WORTHLESS ASS MOTHERFUCKER

YOUR LIFE IS WORTH NOTHING

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF N-

[dense salmon]

Although

Death guard used to be wayyyyy cooler

[storm jungle]

They are still cool

if you dont like the models thats fine

most people enjoy them as is

[opaque coyote]

Plague Marines are probably my favorite CSM designs tbh

[storm jungle]

back in the day their range update was crazy

[opaque coyote]

I like the bloated sickly look

Khornate Berserkers are just above them because of the weird

Arches(?)

[dense salmon]

Yeah, agreed

[opaque coyote]

Idk wtf do you call these things on their helmets

[dense salmon]

AND you can always just paint them a certain way

[opaque coyote]

Horns?

Uhh

Arches?

Wtf do you call their thingies on their helmet

This dude is wielding a plasma pistol and chain axe

He likes to live dangerously

Seriously tho wtf are the things on their helmets called

[dense salmon]

I love this model

[opaque coyote]

Bro has Es on his head

And still manages to makes it look cool

[dense salmon]

Functionally they are just plumes despite not being feathered

[opaque coyote]

It's like how Vegeta manages to make that Troll Haircut look cool

Seriously I tried a similar haircut once in elementary because Vegeta was my favorite

[dense salmon]

They'd actually not be very practical as you want a blow to your helmet to "roll" off

[opaque coyote]

Worst mistake of my life

[dense salmon]

Something getting caught on it isn't good for your brain

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they don't have much of a brain left usually

[dense salmon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-kitty-kitty-anybody-in-there-hit-the-nail-on-kitty's-head-gif-10360399528476563530

[dense salmon]

World eaters don't have much to worry about there

[opaque coyote]

"When the bullet goes through my head but it's okay because it only hit my brain"

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-warhammer40k-warhammer-berserker-gif-16784535

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I thought it was like a guard against like sword attacks

Since Melee is a thing in 40k

Or maybe to attract snipers

Like they bring their arches up

The sniper shoots at instinct

Only hits the arches cause the rest of the head is in the trench or something

Or Maybe I'm just overthinking it

Definitely overthinking it

[storm jungle]

TF2 ahh moment

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-tf2-waiting-piss-gif-27404794

[opaque coyote]

I thought of a funny thing where some random Nurglite cultist literally throws piss at people

[dense salmon]

Another reason you wouldn't want something like that kn a helmet is that uh

Say I catch my sword in it

Now I can wrestle your head around

[opaque coyote]

But because he worships Nurgle, the piss is so infected and acidic that it fucking melts metal

[dense salmon]

Or wrench your helmet off

[opaque coyote]

And faces

[dense salmon]

But again

This is something a world eater does not care about

[opaque coyote]

I mean if you get the sword caught in the helmet

You're fucking dead

[storm jungle]

its the same reason people wore long/decorated helmets IRL

[dense salmon]

It also looks cool as hell

[storm jungle]

it denotes status

also is symbolic

etc etc

[dense salmon]

Yep

[opaque coyote]

Always thought they should have sharp ends on the helmet

[dense salmon]

Plumage or ornamentation didnt lose popularity until ww1

[opaque coyote]

Because I think it would be impractically cool

[storm jungle]

^

Yeah also the 9th edition chaos codex actively explains even CSM who arent aware of their surroundings much will have their armor actively mutate

and like, basically get customised without their consent

lol

[dense salmon]

Yeah lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'm pretty sure most CSMs have their armor basically become their skin

Which must suck if you have like

[storm jungle]

I appreciate how a writer added that in just to explain how CSM work with armor mutations/custominsation lol

[opaque coyote]

An itch or something

[opaque coyote]

Ah so

Ahriman didn't purposefully put those armor nipples on

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

they did get nerfed

as seen on the latest book cover

[opaque coyote]

...

[storm jungle]

before his nipples were fucking gigantic

[opaque coyote]

Honestly saw a woman drawing of Ahriman

And she basically had her nipples fucking electrified

While saying 'Why are you laughing??"

And tbh

I definitely think some mf laughed at it

Before getting disintegrated by Ahriman

Like there is no way that one person hasn't

[storm jungle]

thats also not wrong either

official art has a librarian with the same setup

i think they are there to be like "conductors" but they are also literally just nips

lol

[opaque coyote]

Again I think it must've been Tzeentch that added it

There is no way he put them on and was like

"Yeah that looks great!"

Idk which is worse

Tzeentch putting them on Ahriman's armor as a prank

Or Ahriman thinking it was a good fashion choice

Actually what's with Tzeentch and nipples

Magnus even has them

Is there something you want to tell us Tzeentch

[storm jungle]

found it

Eternal / Undying

[paper haven]

Mantles

[opaque coyote]

Ahriman finally got that breast reduction surgery

... actually I have an idea

[paper haven]

There's an actual lore term that the world eaters use but the normal person word is mantles.

[opaque coyote]

This but 40k

[storm jungle]

accurate

[storm jungle]

Yeah i was gonna say

but i aint digging to find the term lol

[opaque coyote]

Ah okay

Honestly I was gonna have a Lamenter SM turn into a Khornate Berserker

and I'm wondering if he should have the mantles

[outer wave]

Nooo his milkers!!!!

[opaque coyote]

Where will we get our milk from now?

I guess we have to turn to the Emperor now...

[outer wave]

Im not sure anymore..... but I know we cannot survive for long....

[opaque coyote]

His skeleton must have a ton of calcium!

[outer wave]

Damn but the Emperor has no tits.....

Oh shit thats true

[storm jungle]

god this reminds me of that one Rock image

hold on

😭

[plush mason]

wtf

[dusk patrol]

That’s not the Rock that’s the Stone

[plush mason]

i assume she was drunk as hell

[dusk patrol]

False

She was thirsty

[plush mason]

lol

[outer wave]

God that image is so real

Imagine being The Rock and having some random girl nibble at your pec

[crystal forum]

she's straight up devouring him holy shit

[dusk patrol]

That’s not the rock smh

[outer wave]

Oh thought it was

Well imagine being that guy

[storm jungle]

thats not the Rock or the Stone thats the Mineral

[crystal forum]

the silicate

[storm jungle]

KEK

[dusk patrol]

He does look like him though

[storm jungle]

almost exact

down to the titty tattoo

[dusk patrol]

The rock does not condone nibbling on the People’s Cupcakes

[crystal forum]

his bodyguards would demolish her

[outer wave]

Its for everyone not just one individual

[crystal forum]

i like watching clips of bodyguards it's fun

[dusk patrol]

Messi’s Bodyguard is the best to watch

[crystal forum]

i was about to mention him yeah

[dusk patrol]

Dude is in permanent swivel

[crystal forum]

like an anti weirdo device

i wouldn't want to be harassed by random shmucks either

[storm jungle]

I love how his ego is so fragile he needs men on the set calculating how much strikes he gets from another star and make sure everyone gets a fair about of hits in on each other

fucking pansy

[crystal forum]

does the rock do that?

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

you got no idea how deep that goes

[crystal forum]

i know he got a lot of shit from black adam but i didn't think it was that bad

[storm jungle]

you can google it now

its very much that bad

his entire contract essentially boils down to "i cant lose or i wont do the movie"

hes scared of looking bad and about his "brand"

since he wants to be a big-shot and mostly isnt

[dusk patrol]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qiB1gLqEYhE?si=P6EQiKDMYTzEcPwG

[opaque coyote]

Listen

listen

...

I would do the exact same thing

[storm jungle]

if it Ahriman yeah same

[outer wave]

^

[dense salmon]

LMAO

Took me a second to figure out what was wrong

[outer wave]

My mouth unhinges like Kirby and I consume an entire tit

[storm jungle]

honestly guys with big tits like that are a rarity

i dont blame that girl at all

[dusk patrol]

Well

[opaque coyote]

muscular titties*

[outer wave]

Like big strong tits, true

[dusk patrol]

There you go

[opaque coyote]

I mean my bisexual ass wants to

so

[dusk patrol]

Pecs vs boobs

[storm jungle]

same thing

[storm jungle]

me when im the Blood Angels serf

[dusk patrol]

Pecs are muscles boobs are the fat coming off muscles smh

Actually I take that back

[paper haven]

Caedere Ressium, it was specific to the World Eaters but by the modern setting, most chaos marines sport them or the horns.

[dusk patrol]

Pecks and boobs are the same thing

https://tenor.com/view/megan-heknowhegivinghismoneytomegan-gif-18661020

[crystal forum]

why are you posting drake and josh stuff

[dusk patrol]

what you’re looking at here is advanced jokeware

[crystal forum]

isn't drake a convicted something

[dusk patrol]

Something like that

Not a good time for Drakes

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I always thought that the World Eaters should have horns

Mainly so they can bull charge

Imagine a World Eater doing this to some poor mf

https://tenor.com/view/mondays-be-like-stab-krillin-dragon-ball-gif-8431279

[paper haven]

I mean, they absolutely have

[opaque coyote]

Speaking of which if I ever write a Khornate Berserker

I am 100% have them do that

[crystal forum]

oh shit new hunter the parenting video i didn't see

time to consume an unhealthy amount of cannabinoids

[opaque coyote]

I think it's clear that he wants to make more TTS since the characters are basically carbon copies of the TTS characters

And tbh I do enjoy Hunter The Parenting a lot

[crystal forum]

they're that way specifically because alfabusa wanted to move away from GW

they're the same characters just different setting

[paper haven]

I once played a khornate berserker in a game of Black Crusade.
Thraxx teamkill axefiend.

[plush mason]

i dont think its a good idea to try and follow big-D's example, in fact i think its a really bad idea

[paper haven]

He was actually pretty chill.

[storm jungle]

A right geezer

[storm jungle]

its kind of nuts how good Hunter is

the fact that they got an entire small animation team for it is crazy

[paper haven]

New episode is out

[crystal forum]

shows what true love and dedication does

[paper haven]

But it's not the main story so

[plush mason]

i need to get back to following it

[crystal forum]

also they still output more stuff than warhammer+ which is funny

[opaque coyote]

Exactly.

[crystal forum]

personally i dont need flashy animation to be entertained

[opaque coyote]

It's clear that he wants to continue TTS, but he also dislike GW and their policies

also he can't risk it cause he has a kid

[opaque coyote]

Alfabusa makes good shit in general

I like his Half Life series

[paper haven]

Hunter the parenting is a fantastic way to keep things going while also not tempting fate

[opaque coyote]

"What... was that?"

"CYANIDE!!!!"

[crystal forum]

alfabusa improves his videos every time

[plush mason]

and lives in Sweden and the tax collectors will burn his house down, thats from the state of the ogre video they did a while back lol

[crystal forum]

damn his patreon makes numbers

[storm jungle]

he deserves it tbh

[crystal forum]

but its probably less than expected due to paying the voice actors

[storm jungle]

remember almost 70-80% of that money goes to his crew at large

same with the voice actors who are all TTS veterans

[crystal forum]

25k from 8k supporters

there's some die hard supporters man

i should contribute

[outer wave]

The VA work in the latest Hunter thing is really good

[storm jungle]

AAA-tier

[storm jungle]

I always wanted to but im a big penny pincher 💀

good to see people are giving him all that money though, knowing the effort that goes behind each episode especially

[crystal forum]

he just does what he enjoys man i wish him the best

[storm jungle]

Same, its why i didnt care at all when he put TTS on hiatus

guy has a wife/kid to feed lol

i wouldnt put my patreon on jeopardy over IP nonsense either

[crystal forum]

alright so

i illegally read the HH unit book

there's this weapon class which is

adrathic weapons

[opaque coyote]

I was sad but I understood

[crystal forum]

what the actual fuck are these things

[opaque coyote]

I hope it eventually comes back tho

But only if it's safe y'know

[storm jungle]

It prob will at some point

again its on hiatus, not over

[storm jungle]

its like cheesy 60's laser guns

where a guy stands in place

and you watch him awkwardly disappear to thin air while being still

[green loom]

Adra thicc

[storm jungle]

lol

[crystal forum]

all this text to describe a gun that's on like 2 custodes model

[leaden pilot]

Sounds a bit like some necron bullshittery

[crystal forum]

people apparently think it's necron stuff

but like normal ass necron guns wouldn't justify the emp snatching them

[opaque coyote]

Ik Adrathic is different

But I like Volkite because it's similar to like

30's scifi

Laser guns

Reminds me of the guns that the aliens use in War of the Worlds

[storm jungle]

Volkite is literally the Mars Attacks martian guns

[opaque coyote]

And it's very telling that the Imperium used them as their main weapons for a while

[dusk patrol]

CHOOM

[green loom]

Excited to see how SM2 handles it

[opaque coyote]

To the people and xenos that they encounter in the Great Crusade

[dusk patrol]

It’s a pretty ideal weapon for Nids

[opaque coyote]

They are the invaders

[green loom]

Inb4 plasma but red

[opaque coyote]

They are the ones who disintegrate people

[storm jungle]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-09/26/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buzz-11966-1506457251-1.gif

this is basically what it does

lol

[opaque coyote]

They are the ones who probe people weirdly

[dusk patrol]

I expect it’ll be like Sunshot from Destiny at least

[storm jungle]

just uh more faster

[opaque coyote]

They are the alien invaders

[paper haven]

He died a hero

[opaque coyote]

It's a classic role reversal

[dusk patrol]

Yes we got it the first time

[opaque coyote]

I just wanted to yap

I like yapping

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/obviously-professor-snape-snape-obvis-are-you-stupid-gif-5618636

[opaque coyote]

Y'know the Laser Gun from Wolfenstein

uhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaShgVyz5U

This thing

That's what I expect Volkite to be

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dusk patrol]

I expect especially since it’s a pistol it’ll be similar to plasma just with an aoe detonation on kill

And faster travel time

[storm jungle]

the sound design for this gun is literally porn

[opaque coyote]

IK people say "X thing is better than sex"

But this sound

is better than sex

Especially when used against Nazi's

[dusk patrol]

sounds like something someone who hasn’t had sex would say

But it does sound cool yes

[opaque coyote]

||We're warhammer fans, of course we're virgins||

jk

[storm jungle]

to be fair its wolfenstein

its orgasmic both on the visual scale and sound department

[dusk patrol]

False, your mom exists

[opaque coyote]

But yeah that's basically what I expect Volkite to be

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[dusk patrol]

As long as it has the CHOOM noise

[opaque coyote]

Warhammer is usually good in the sound department tbh

It's why I love Darktide so much

[dusk patrol]

I expect it’ll be fine

[opaque coyote]

SM1 had some good sound design as well

Chainsawing orks is fun

[plush mason]

so like, why are the volkite guns in SM2 called neo-volkite?

[dusk patrol]

Because they’re the knockoff version Cawl has made

[plush mason]

ah figures

[dusk patrol]

Cheaper to manufacture but they haven’t quite made it beyond pistols yet as far as we’ve seen

It’ll probably be really good at killing trash mobs and hordes but less effective against big boy targets

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Cawl is the only person who actually makes shit now

He maybe an asshole and overconfident

But his confidence is definitely backed up by a lot

[rocky gale]

Unfortunately on tabletop it's basically just the noballs version of a Plasma pistol

[sour hornet]

PSCHEW—BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

absolutely glorious

[dusk patrol]

Yeah basically only there if you need devastating wound

[opaque coyote]

I was thinking of having a Neo Volkite pistol for shits and giggles

in Darktide

But then I realized that it would either be overpowered or fucking boring

[storm jungle]

prob a mix of both

[rose thorn]

Overpowered and boring?

[autumn cypress]

Aye, if it was lore accurate it would basically be a portal 2 laser beam in a gun

[crisp heath]

Is retirement out of the guard actual retirement or can an interested party in need of your skills drag you back to work?

Like some general centuries into their career is recruited by a xenos inquisititor to help deal with a big orc problem due to their experience

Can they say no at that point?

[autumn cypress]

Saying no to an inquisitor is a brave thing and a privilege few can survive, let alone afford

[opaque coyote]

An interested party can drag you back unless if you're like

Old

Like

"Even with Rejuvanant my skin looks like raisins" old

[dusk patrol]

It depends as always

But yes an Inquisitor is gonna be able to request almost anything

[opaque coyote]

IK Cain is said to be dead.

But I think he's just retired and he's just said to be dead so he can finally rest on his laurels for once

[opaque coyote]

Basically there are only four types that can go against an Inquistor

• Another Inquistor
• Custodes
• A primarch
• The Emperor if he came back alive

[dusk patrol]

Anyone can

[rocky gale]

Ye big old depends

[dusk patrol]

How good an idea it is varies

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf First Founding chapters can also give the middle finger to the Inquisition and get away with it

Although not without some damage

[dusk patrol]

It depends again

There’s a lot of inquisitors with a wide variety of power and friends

[opaque coyote]

A Custodes can probably deny an Inquistor since they're the Emperor's word in place of the Emperor

[crisp heath]

A custodes can simply ignore the request

[dusk patrol]

What matters more is who can kill the other

[opaque coyote]

So even their authority on paper is above

[opaque coyote]

Yeah more just talking about on paper tbh

[dusk patrol]

At the end of the day what matters more is who has bigger guns

[opaque coyote]

Since again, technically you can get away with it if you manage to kill em

[rocky gale]

Dead inquisitors tell no tales

[dusk patrol]

But generally the fear of the ordos is enough for most people and higher up levels don’t want to start something

But sometimes, they do

[opaque coyote]

Don't want another Age of Apostasy

Or worse

A Heresy

[autumn cypress]

Im decently sure an inquisitor can put a callidus assassin on you if you refuse and theyre upset enough about it

[rocky gale]

Eh, months of shame is a better comparison

[opaque coyote]

Generally it's similar to being a Commissar.

Not in terms of rank, but in terms of

If you are a complete asshole

You will not last long

If you are not a complete asshole

You have a better chance at lasting ling

Generally Commissars who are really trigger-happy suddenly suffer from

"accidents"

Same with Inquisitors who are trigger happy assholes

[arctic talon]

Going to have to get approval from the assasinorum but it’s possible lol

[opaque coyote]

Also I love the Inquistor Ordos

There is literally just an Ordos for fucking everything

[rocky gale]

Yea, inquisitors who do "Too much" typically get dealt with, usually by a fellow Inquisitor

and it's not always because they're going heretical, it could just be because they're pissing people off

Or more trouble than they're worth

[opaque coyote]

There is specifically an Ordos that takes care of misuse of Exterminatus

Apparently 70% of Inquisitors that call their first one die soon after

[dusk patrol]

It’s more like 90%

[crystal forum]

even atoma is providing for the imperium while being chalk full of chaos

[storm jungle]

its like amazon employees being forced to pee in bottles but even worse

art imitates life........

[misty brook]

Those are the delivery drivers. Someone even sold the pee bottles on Amazon too.

[paper haven]

Where would you rather be? Atoma or an amazon warehouse?

[crystal forum]

atoma

[tough haven]

atoma

[queen laurel]

atoma

[paper haven]

Same

[outer wave]

atoma

[opaque coyote]

man

I can't believe amazon is at least 39000 years ahead!

[thick cedar]

Why are psykers called freaks anyway? Do they just behave in a strange way?

[dense salmon]

they are mutants

abhuman is the more proper term

they're also extremely dangerous which is why in-universe they're treated as outcasts

[queen laurel]

they are extremely dangerous when they don't have controls of their powers and can literally become a flash portal for demons

even those that have proper mastering control on their own still have a chance of violently exploding or turning into an apartment

i joke

They just become abominations of war

[dense salmon]

psykers are comparitively rare among humans as humans aren't as biologically developed as eldar

but the natural end result of SOME people being psykers is that eventually humanity will be a psyker race

[fallen plaza]

That and there weird

[crystal forum]

zipper

how does armour value work in HH

higher number means harder to pen right

[fallen plaza]

I think so

It's been awhile

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

so is 14 a lot of armour

[fallen plaza]

Is that the armor value? Or the armor points?

[crystal forum]

in asking because i realized the old bunker terrain piece has rules in HH

the one i bought

[sour hornet]

They hate us unfortunately.

[fallen plaza]

Oh okay

[crystal forum]

i can even use the lascannon on top lol

this is so cool

[sour hornet]

Just because sometimes we involuntarily mutter the Litany of Protection any time we're unconsciousness doesn't make us weird 🗣️

[fallen plaza]

While your there you should read spicula launchers rules and try to comprehend them

[sour hornet]

But yeah, psykers are basically comprehensively tortured and brutalized while in the Scholastia Psykana. Side effects range from losing all the hair on your body, to being stabbed with thousands of pin-pricks all over your body, to screaming in pain so intensely, you destroy your vocal cords and rely on an augmetic.

[celest dome]

Psyker are hated cause they're using Chaos as their weapon. And they're really dangerous and different from other people

[sour hornet]

They tend to be unpleasant in general

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it's hard to be pleasant when daemons are constantly clawing at your brain

Like they have to be on guard even when they sleep

[tough haven]

Is the tithes good?

I wish I could watch it

[storm jungle]

Only 1 episode atm

the first one is uh about as generic as you can get

ep2 looks interesting though

[storm jungle]

Its in the Thingy™️

[tough haven]

All praise the thingy

[fallen plaza]

This a warhammer plus thingy?

[storm jungle]

In a certain way of speaking yes

[shadow plover]

The animation was good but the story was whatever

[storm jungle]

Yeah literally this

its a bit too wanky for me but it had good scenery and dialogue

mostly anyway

I think it was hilarious though how people were shocked the ultramarine was an asshole and assumed all Ultras are just good people

[fallen plaza]

When can we get slop that isnt just “good enough”

[storm jungle]

When we get any content that isnt just marines killing nameless mooks

[shadow plover]

once Astartes II comes out I recon

[storm jungle]

hahahaha

thinking it will come out

fool

[fallen plaza]

Dont remind me of that shit

That still pisses me off

[storm jungle]

The fact that we could have had that almost 2 years ago fucking infuriates me

[shadow plover]

I'm still very much sure it is being worked on

[storm jungle]

they really are milking this shit for all its worth

Nah its deffo already done

the guy that made it is literally working on non 40k projects atm lol

you can go look at his patreon

[fallen plaza]

Somehow GW can manage all this

Yet still cant fulfill model pre orders in time

[shadow plover]

I have but doing Patreon stuff on the side is no indicator that Astartes II is done / not being worked on

Astartes is his day job now instead of the Patreon side stuff it used to be

[fallen plaza]

Remember the eisenhorn series announced way back? We technically dont have any announcements that it isnt cancelled

Because that one was definitely cancelled

[shadow plover]

the one before amazon deal was made?

[fallen plaza]

The one before warhammer plus

[tough haven]

Fr

[shadow plover]

well yeah that too applies

[tough haven]

Like other franchises don’t milk their poster boys this much

[tough haven]

I assume most if not all ultras are anal assholes about most things

[shadow plover]

it has been 5 years since the very first "I'm working on this Eisenhorn project" and then silence, I wouldn't still say it's cancelled. It was before the Amazon deal so I'm sure it has changed things one way or another though

[storm jungle]

Its fine i just want variety tbh

like the upcoming Love Death Robots thing also looks great

[tough haven]

Well yeah, that’s all I want

[storm jungle]

i just wish it was something else lol

[tough haven]

Like I get it, space marines are the money maker

[fallen plaza]

It was announced back in 2019

[shadow plover]

yes, 5 years ago as I said

[fallen plaza]

That is most definitely cancelled lol

[storm jungle]

they are basically the most memorable thing in 40k to most mindless audiences so it makes sense but eh lol

[tough haven]

But your setting is so much deeper and more complex, and allows for so much more

[storm jungle]

a big dude in armor is usually the safest bet in most things

[tough haven]

I mean it’s a classic

[fallen plaza]

Normally i am a sucker for that stuff

[tough haven]

I just wish they’d focus on baseline humanity more

[spring cairn]

yeah but you have to be invested a minimum to know more than spehs marins

[tough haven]

Same it’s just done to death in 40K

[fallen plaza]

But the way GW forces primaris into everything kinda ruined the power fantasy for me

[tough haven]

Fair, it’s how people get brought in

[tough haven]

How so? I’m not a marine guy so I don’t get it

[fallen plaza]

I dont hate primaris, i just think its gay to pretend firstborn only exist in 30k

[tough haven]

I just hope after Amazon show we get more varied content after they show they can be profitable and feel more people in

[fallen plaza]

Ubersreik 5 show 🥲

Never gonna happen

[storm jungle]

this is basically what i mean yeah

we never explore the life of non-faction stuff in animations that much lol

[spring cairn]

wish granted but it's AoS

[storm jungle]

Based.

[spring cairn]

horrible tragedy

[queen laurel]

Good then

[storm jungle]

also you say this while ironically one of the best shows on WH plus atm is Blacktalon

probably because the animators actually got paid

[fallen plaza]

Angels of death was decent i heard wasnt it?

[queen laurel]

As usual people don't understand

[storm jungle]

Uhhhh

[fallen plaza]

Well not animation wise

[storm jungle]

if you like awkward mocap and shaky cam yes

[queen laurel]

It was good

[storm jungle]

like

I DO like the helsreach dude

but god damn its so rough

[queen laurel]

the story of blacktalon is a bit depressing though

[storm jungle]

Well yeah because being a stormcast sucks lol

[shadow plover]

he should've kept the sylized look

[queen laurel]

neave how many stabs in the neck did she get

[storm jungle]

Neave's story is pretty fucked up lmao

[shadow plover]

hid the awful distinct source engine feel and look well

[storm jungle]

hell no

[fallen plaza]

Hell nah

[storm jungle]

helsreach's first episodes are a fucking eyesore

legit hurts my eyes to look at

the brightness and the strobe effects are nuts

[fallen plaza]

You said it

[storm jungle]

Yep just holy shit

[shadow plover]

eye issue

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[fallen plaza]

Die

[queen laurel]

does that mean that an iron jaw can become a storm cast

[shadow plover]

the first episodes looked so much better than the last

[queen laurel]

unless gorkamorka doesn't like doing that

[storm jungle]

Bro....

someone shoot this man

[shadow plover]

the last episodes were just SFM slop

[storm jungle]

IT...

IT LITERALLY IS ALL SFM SLOP

[shadow plover]

yes

but it didn't look like it

[storm jungle]

no shut up

[shadow plover]

at first

[storm jungle]

IT DID

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/helsreach-gif-19158653

[queen laurel]

Do you think they will use the animation style for black talon again

Lord knows it's the closest to vox machina warhammer has

[spring cairn]

they should make an official 40k animation fully done in Gmod in the OG shitpost goofy style

[queen laurel]

In terms of animation style

[spring cairn]

that would sell i think

[fallen plaza]

Gotta find the 3d models from joaz though

[fallen plaza]

And good luck finding his models

[storm jungle]

Fucking hope not

[fallen plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RdXRy7KcOds?si=mYpEt9CCnFkhE1aA

[queen laurel]

Why not?

[fallen plaza]

Because cringe

[storm jungle]

yeah the opening style of Helsreach is just bad

i get why he did it and it being from a lack of resources and just it being hard to animate but eh

its just aged terribly

[fallen plaza]

I can do that style in photobooth in an ipad

[storm jungle]

^

like i usually call stuff an Eyesore as a joke

but this legit was just painful to watch at times lol

[queen laurel]

There is also the first few episodes of hammer and bolter

The prime presentation of a powerpoint said the community

[storm jungle]

Honestly the thing is the animation style for it is great

its that the animation itself sucks balls

because again underbudget lol

[queen laurel]

Art style in a game or a show doesn't matter when the animations don't work with it

As always the spider-man spider-verse movies always is a good example of this

[fallen plaza]

I mean not really

Ever heard of clutch cargo?

You can still work with limited frames, although how little until it isnr considered animation depends on the person

[storm jungle]

yeah the spiderverse movies were made WITH the low FPS style in mind

it was to make it so that any frame you pause looks like its from a comic book page etc its a very good stylistic choice

with Hammer and bolter its very much due to a lack of funds and time

[fallen plaza]

Still upset at the whole batman beyond thing

[storm jungle]

same

fucking cocksuckers

[fallen plaza]

We could have gotten a batman beyond movie

[storm jungle]

WITH INQUE

[fallen plaza]

While kevin conroy was still alive

[queen laurel]

As always companies that can we don't have the budget literally sitting on money

[storm jungle]

😭

[queen laurel]

Like you guys have a lot of money you can spare why not increase the budget of the animation team

[storm jungle]

Yeah its not like GW is not sitting on money lol

[fallen plaza]

His death was genuinely upsetting to me

[storm jungle]

Same but people deffo overdid it imo

like the suicide squad circlejerk was legit embarrassing

[fallen plaza]

Like fuck, it hit hard

[queen laurel]

Man people overreact too much nowadays

[storm jungle]

Him also coming out as a queer person prior to it tbh

i legit would have never expected it

but it adds a huge light to most of his works

[fallen plaza]

Probably my favorite work he did that isnt batman was venture bros

[storm jungle]

Same guy is just iconic in anything hes in

[fallen plaza]

Captain sunshine was absolutely brilliant

[storm jungle]

best batman parody in awhile lol

and i say this as a person thats been very jaded to the character for awhile

[fallen plaza]

Sidenote

People who say “bruce wayne is a mask” should go hit there head in the nearest wall

[storm jungle]

One of hte prime reasons why i hate batman fans

just shut the fuck up lol

MUH PREP TIME MUH BROKEN MIND

[queen laurel]

No wonder kevin conroy was famous he had the magical william dafoe head shape guaranteed to make you famous

[fallen plaza]

DEAD PARENTS

[storm jungle]

Batman soloes 40k with prep time

[queen laurel]

And i can also cook up a puppy steak with prep time so it's not that impressive

[fallen plaza]

Batman soloes your mom in bed (sex)

[storm jungle]

thanks for adding the sex part

otherwise id assume he beats her to death

I MEAN SORRY

near death

batman doesnt kill

🙂

[queen laurel]

Paralyzed from the leg down and can no longer walk

[storm jungle]

Lmfao god

[queen laurel]

Oh wait just paralyzed

[storm jungle]

i love those memes

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[fallen plaza]

Batman punching joker nonstop is a favorite

[storm jungle]

the robot chicken one?

[fallen plaza]

The telltale one

[storm jungle]

DAMN IT

honestly telltale batman is peak so i cant complain

prob my favorite joker in anything ever because hes actually an original itteration for once

almost snore myself to death when people choose the generic option where he just becomes the character we all know

vigilante J is best

[fallen plaza]

Im a sucker for a funny joker

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/3mlCnDAAu-c?si=yMJVT1Unq8nmQI5P batman paralyzing me from the leg down after i stole money to hopefully fund my dog's cancer treatment

[storm jungle]

LMFAO I KNOW THAT VID

[storm jungle]

him actually trying to be a decent person makes it even more amusing too

[fallen plaza]

Bored of the same old puppy killer and Barbara gordon tenderizer

[storm jungle]

^

Bruce visiting him at the asylum in the post credits and J getting happy is just man

so good i love it

[spring cairn]

grunts in the arkham games getting shoved into active electrical devices

[storm jungle]

Arkham knight did that first

but uh

not like they didnt go through OTHER near death experiences in previous games lol