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Compendium teams are dying with the next edition
oh
Compendium teams fucking suck
They got no flavor
my dick has more flavor
😔
why does deathwatch not get more attention
they're like grey knights without the plot armour
you've stated it
deathwatch are merely rad as hell
they aren't "bathing in sororitas blood" badass
Why have shiny pauldron when u can be the shiny
The biggest boys

idk why people dont like that inquisitor model
it fucking slaps
i love humans in power armour
It’s preference, I do too but not this model.
they're cool as shit
they had two awesome books by steve parker who GW then let go and squatted the faction
i´d have preferred deathwatch over squats smh
I would have preferred Deathsqats actually
my P.E teacher used that term once for squat exercises
nothing gets me less motivated to work out than being forced to
prolly cause he's as fat as an astartes
I always envisioned human power armor to basically be the crysis nanosuit
not "astartes but even more golden"
Power armor especially human ones are made to be chunky
Theres no form-fitting power-armor since it kinda defeats the point of the suit and the aesthetic it represents.
The dislike for the Coteaz model comes from him just not looking like Coteaz at any capacity to begin with.
power armour being fat is the whole point
it's powered so you can have heavier armour
in many cases its powered because its so heavy
take out the power source and the person inside cant move
ugh still almost a month away from the rogue trader dlc :/
lol
Is it true that SM2 will have a limit lock on classes? So if you cant have 2 tactical in one match on the same team?
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i see why you thought he built the titan in a day
this man is a machine
I agree
plural???
and here i thought my pile of shame was bad
i vow to never get to that level
Oh I just saw this
ITS SUCH A GOOD MODELLLLL
wow
yeah I found out people hate aeldari
im still picking them though, im a leaf lover at heart
depends tbh
Online in a lot of places people are fucking weird
I don't get it
its pretty much most xenos since they get a fraction of what imperials get
they start role-playing at me like they actually live in the Imperium
legitimately weird at times
I hate larping online 💀
in like
just a normal fucking conversation
getting the litany of hate spammed in your YT mentions
bro talk normal I'm begging you
I do it occasionally for like a sentence or two for funny
but if it annoys people I stop
"hey what's up"
"FEAR ENSURES LOYALTY! WHERE DO YOU NEED ME?"
"uh what?"
"I WILL NOT FAIL. ON MY SOUL IT SHALL BE DONE."
I'm only "the imperial inquisition" because my regular name is "The Spanish Inquisition"
And I thought it fit
I don't care about larpy names and shitposts
I just think its fucking weird
when it happens out of nowhere
Bro some people just talk like they're actually an Imperial
Just as ignorant too

I doubt 95% of them are larping as "nameless factorum worker dying of lung cancer"
innacurate
Hey guys I'm back from my 19 hour work shift
How are y'all. I only got two tumors today
Imperium lovers when they say "I dont wanna be worked to death in a factory" like bro thats what you asked for
I think it tells a lot that people usually VOLUNTEER for the IMPERIAL GUARD
The Imperial Guard
The main two options you get are dreg that dies horribly, or imperial guardsman fighting the nightmare creatures and dies horribly
I mean I'd rather die doing something that might maybe be a little fun
vs just mind numbing back breaking labor
at least I can see another world or maybe witness sunlight while doing those things
But no you see, all the stereotype Imperial lovers imagine themselves fit enough to be a SPESS MAHREEN
So they get all the upsides of Macho Masculinity with 0 downsides.
Apparently.
You might even die relatively painlessly
horrible nightmarish treatment that would kill 80% of them
true
Indeed!
Love how space marines get a whole arc to turn to chaos while normal humans get "uhh um uhh, chaos is a disease so they became evil"
Despite the fact that being a Space Marine is also horrifying
Counterpoint, cool guy with gun that goes boom
Fair
Rogue Traders and Radical Inquisitors are, realistically, the only 2 roles that will EVER have a chance to have some degree of morality similar to 21st Century decency in the 40k verse. Probably Tau as well.

Tbf I think the Aeldari also are generally chill
Horrible nightmare existence
If you're one of them
constant melencholy and anxiety
nothing is good in 40k unless you get the 0.5% roll and thats the point
I would just pray im an ogryn
I was about to say, if you assume racism against a completely foreign sentient species is an acceptable standard, then yes XD.
Apparently it's actually quite pleasant.
At least compared to being a human being in the setting.
The only real downside is
Again
Getting your soul eaten if you either attract too much attention or die
.5 might be a highball estimate
They actually live in a post scarcity society
counter point, orks is the perfect society, if you're an ork that is
I mean you are also free to choose your own path and pursue your own interests
perfect economy
Yeah makes sense
Unless if you're a grot

Grots generally kinda accept their place
they literally call me a knife-ear like they're a militarum grunt on patrol
even though they hate it
Partly GW borked the lore by making Marines the main drivers of Horus Heresy instead of the humans.
Pretty much the only threat they have is dying and having your soulstone destroyed.
Otherwise they are prob the best faction to live as in 40k all things considered lol
lol ty
Yeah the Aeldari have it good
Too bad they're a bunch of whiny bitches sometimes
But tbf
40k be like "Space marines are only a tool to serve humanity"
Then 80% of lore is just space marine BS
A lot of factions are whiny bitches sometimes
Everyone more or less has lost something to some degree
Insert Horus Heresy here
i really really wanna like eldar so much lol
I do too
The awkward moment when your super soldier is your flagship faction instead of the normal humans.
they ened more books
I honestly would pick farsight enclaves if im a human
Really their lore is great.
It's too bad a lot of their books are written by Gav Thrope
You got marines taking up like 70% of the BL marketshare
i liked harliquins alot tho
Pfft, sounds like something someone without metal hands would say
On the one hand I still prefer Rogue Trader/Radical Inquisitor, on the other hand I also think GW are cowards for not having Tau themed human kits.
Even if only as alternate Fire Warrior builds.
tell me you're joking
it gets worse

Also ik this will never happen but I kinda wish that we got a game where we play as an aspect warrior

Tbh I kinda imagine it as like
you did with that shit 40k game
Extremely fast paced
chokes an aspect of khaine to death
I will choke myself like that one MF which choked an Avatar of Khaine

They are literally MADE OUT OF METAL
its not even that
you will literally melt or catch on fire before you even get THAT close to it
THEY LITERALLY VOMIT OUT MOLTEN BRONZE
its about as bad as one getting infected by a genestealer
IT ISNT ORGANIC
WHAT THE FUCK GAV
Then why do they have necks? Are they stupid?
Wait did an Avatar of Khaine seriously get infected
Hammer: Arkham 40,000
By a genestealer
he did it in the 2nd Ynnari novel
where theres a GSC craftworld
lmao
We try to not think of those episodes
…what the fuck, and I thought CS Goto multilayer spam was bad…
yeah dont ge tme started
like in-lore it doesnt work
the eldar literally grew so desperate
I mean tbh that sounds like a cool idea?
Okay nvm
they get purged later
That's stupid
thank fuck
Yeah they whine about how slaanesh's gaze is on them wherever they go
BRO YOUR SOUL IS GONNA GO TO HER EVEN WHEN YOU DIE
I'm starting to not have the highest opinion of this gav thorpe fella
IT DOESNT MATTER
hes good at worldbuilding
terrible at anything else
apparently not
Gav Thropes books are actually just Imperial Propaganda.
That's my HC now
It's literally the same MF who wrote the Uplifting Guardsman Primer
Yeah at the end of the Path books as their craftworld is getting invaded they literally beg the space marines/guardsmen attacking them to stop to explain they were tricked into the act
like, jesus dude
"The weak and feeble Aeldari turned to the foul Genestealers to gain more powerful.
Fortunately the noble and powerful angels of the Emperor purged them with bolter and flame before they could spread any further."
Oh no it was the Ynnari
that uh did the purging
because like yeah what the fuck else would they do

At least they kept it strictly an Eldar matter.
Like the Ynnari are such a cool idea
And then they manage to make them the worst books
Cool concept, dumb execution
Ynnari basically failed as a faction from being a soup faction on tabletop and also not having anything good on the lore department
I like the clowns
Like come on you could have a mixture of like
Aeldari and Drukhari stuff in it
I just wanna be a normal guy
I get the feeling Agents Codex might be a prelude to try to do Ynnari again.
and also have nothing to do with the imperium, maybe as a someone working under a fun RT (Not dogmatic)
Honestly I kinda wanna make a picture of like
A Tau propaganda poster
Okay but the thing is
the Inquisition IS a soup faction
thats literally built into their lore for 20 years now
Like "This is an enemy against diversity"
And shows a Space Marine eating children
an Inquisitor is a RPG gamemaster that just takes any unit/character he wants
Which tbh they probably have done
the Ynnari was just clunkily done
I just go for the cushiest job possible and just assume I'll be plopped down as a hive noble or something.
That’s disgusting xenos children are filthy and their brains are useless with no good info
Depends on if GW grows sense (which they are very weak at), but they can do something like “emissary of Ynnari” style thing to create an Ynnari equivalent.
also humans in 40k are so far from us I feel more at home w/ the Eldar
Nah trust me man the brain is the best part
You can experience their fear right before they die!

Eldar society is literally just you doing whatever you want.
But yeah I kinda wanna make Tau Propaganda posters since that sounds fun
they literally got no police on craftworlds
and anyone thats a vendor gives out shit for free
lol
Basically you pursue a path for a good amount of time
Yeah its like me being a discord mod now
then i get bored
and become a lawyer
then i get bored
and become a surfer
etc

but the reality is our lives are short and we suck
Yeah I think there's literally a path where you're essentially a fast food worker
and the way we're built means we can only really use the part in the middle
Any job yeah.
Idk there’s no Path of the Internet Janitor


"Reportedly very few Aeldari choose that path for fear of falling to Slaanesh and getting their souls taken prematurely."

mood tbh
Either that or Khorne
sounds unfathomably more rad than being factorum gruel shoveling coal into a building-sized blast furnace for 12 hours
Pretty much!
Actually do Chaos Eldar exist?
Yes but very small-like
because uh
most eldar are not morons
and know that if you serve chaos you are fucked
Fair
lol
No brother, the studio favours me
Still though I can imagine one or two desperate souls like
Falling to Khorne instead
Or Nurgle
Yeah pretty much, Eldar dont do any manual labor unless they want to. Their technology is still very advanced and beyond most factions.
Their Technology is also barely even technology
"everything sucks but killing things is REALLY fun now!"
It's basically fucking magic
sick
casual pocket dimension sniper
I mean tbf a lot of 40k things are basically just magic
But Aeldari don't even use metal
So
they do actually
Wait really
Ah yeah makes sense
Yeee
- Wraithbone
- Nano-wafers
- Ghost-stone
- Firestone
- Starmetal
- Wishstone
- Psychoplastics
- Armourcrys
- Whispersteel
- Ghostplate
heres a few i noted while reading
Even has the -ite in the name
mechanicus has technology, but it looks like an octopus had sex with metal tubing
my homies at admech know what they are doing
Armorcrys
Mfs grab a plate and it starts crying
are you sure?

Yeah totally
They just gotta follow the rite of percussive maintenance.
they keep grabbing incense and rubbing my car with baby oil
god i wish i could find that admech quote
its literally a wall of text of religious nonsense
and the bottom is
- Random techpriest before allowing a artillery gun to fire
lol
Basically you gotta be born on a forgeworld
or have admech parents
its not a fun ladder
lol
is that first one good?
Tbf the Admech actually do know a lot of science concepts. Like physics.
Their computers are also far more advanced than anything we possibly have.
The problem is that their process is usually just filled with religious dogma and bullshit. So their knowledge is kinda not used
It's like working in IT
Except with a lot more prayer
And oil
praise the holy machinations of this propellant guided device. it gives us faith in the omnissiah's will by forging its way through a barrel in the same way that us mere mortals trudge along the path of righteousness
Me when im about to shove my thingy in my friend's a-
so is it like a slave crucible where the least starved one gets to wear the red robes?
Uhhh again it depends
basically unless you are born to techpriest parents it gets complicated
You can be picked and mentored due to seeming talented
Or because you show promise/performed some "miracle"
Or just "Hey you know what you are doing, prove yourself and ill make you an adept"
It's like how a Chinese peasant can occasionally become Emperor through complicated means
etc etc
This yeah
AKA pressing the on and off switch
Its not impossible its just hard, the cult mechanicus is a awful society
its literally corporate life
but your co-worker or boss can just kill you for no reason
lol
metal as fuck
tech priest parents?
the idea of admech having children is funny right
I think some are literally just born in a bat
Canonically Cain actually fucked one
But tbf that's when she was low ranking
And had most of her fleshy bits intact
Okay this makes sense
Not all techpriests are a mess of wires, some look pretty human minus some bionics.
He meets her later looking properly "Mechanicus" looking. But apparently she somehow still looks hot.
time to play quasimorph and pretend i'm cleansing khorne demons
Also if you climb the Mechanicus corporate ladder and become a Magos
You can have multiple bodies
Like
Literally just multiple bodies
some tech priests are way less this way
some, or most?
also the one Cain fucked had like 3 mechadendrites?
still the idea of admech going through parenthood
most low ranking priests are only 50% machine
mostly internal
oh
maybe a few external bits
do you think they get red robe onesies for babie admech
adorable
Similar to most religious organizations
Some are more chill with the whole replacement thing. And also don't really care if you forget to chant while repairing your lasgun.
While others will turn you into a servitor
If you DARE ADD A FLASHLIGHT TO THAT BOLTER WITH DUCT TAOE
SHOW THEM
Kapek is one of my favs i got commissioned
oh nvm
Canonically Tech Priests have killed Guardsmen and Penal Battalion "soldiers" for like
Literally just changing their gun slightly to suit their needs
They don't do it often though
Most don't even bother tbh
Isn't that what our cosmetic lady got turned into?
Only the hyper religious ones do it
Yyp
can i buy a toaster from admech
no
is she okay???
toaster
yes prolly

but not directly
SHES LOBOTIMIZED
not really
Is she like trapped in her own head
oh man
thankfully she's gone
she became an amazon worker
someone explain them the thingy
Just died of the crime of Heresy as well, she's probably still sentient
which thingy
Screaming internally inside while their body moves and talks without their consent
do I get the servitor factory excerpt?
this is tech heresy
explictly
this is why I asked if she was okay!!!
Fuck no lmao
good lord that is awful
It's the Imperium
The cold smell hit me like a brick. Like a meat store, where astringents can’t hide the smell of incipient rot. There were notes of faeces to go with the blood and decay. The sound was the worst.
Shouting, screaming, praying, weeping, all the cries of human terror and misery.
I’m not a squeamish man, and nor do I spare tears for those who deserve punishment, but what I saw in that processorium haunts me still.
Naked human beings were standing in a switchbacked line between high fences. Outside the fences Adeptus Mechanicus menials in environment suits stood guard with shock goads in hand. The people, all mature men and women, were shepherded down the caged walk like livestock. And they were food beasts being led to the slaughter, meat for the ravenous appetite of the Machine-God. I grew up lucky enough to eat real meat. I was unlucky enough to see where it came from – another gift of my father on another damn tour of my family’s various businesses. The manufactorum produced servitors, but it was more akin to an abattoir than a workshop. Every surface was easily cleanable. Large plastek flaps divided areas from each other. Servitors with spray units surgically attached to their backs prowled about, hosing filth into slit drains set into the perfectly smooth, slanted floors. We walked above all this, past sentry pods on spikes occupied by galvanic rifle-armed snipers. Our path went from one end of the hall to the other, and I could see pretty much the whole sorting process, beginning to end.
As the line slowly advanced, the people were passed through various scanning devices, most of them mounted in ugly, functional arches that let out a constant series of acceptance chimes. Occasionally, one would let out an angry blare, and the indicator lumens would flash red. The rejected person was then swallowed up by a trapdoor opening beneath their feet. From these pits wafted a hideous stench, and the grinding sounds of industrial mincers. One rejected man grabbed on to the lip and hung there, arms and hands bloodied, shouting a stream of defiant profanities. Guards lined the grating either side of him and shocked him until he fell. The adepts wouldn’t even waste bullets on these people.
The trapdoor flipped up, and the next terrified person was ushered forward.
A number of pneumatic gates separated the people from each part of the process, snapping open and shut with bone-crushing force.
Violent metal arms snatched them up and spread-eagled them in the air, and a servitor shearer shaved them all over. At another they were subjected to a high-pressure counterseptic wash whose chemical stink made me choke from a hundred feet away. More scanners, more rejects winnowed out. Machines forcibly dressed them in the heavy rubberised garments common to all mono-tasked servitors. These were saggy on them, all one size, until another process force-shrank them to fit their bodies where metal cuffs, sockets and collars bit into vulnerable flesh. The last few prayers gave way to screams at that point, and even the most stoic shouted in pain. They were ushered over a floor buzzing with power that made them shriek with every footstep.
^
she deserved it
wait are we talking about the darktide traitor
yep we are
bitch deserved it
‘What’s that for?’ I asked.
Djelling answered only reluctantly. ‘Follicular inhibitor. To stop their hair growing,’ he said.
‘How?’ I asked. Djelling was done answering. ‘Come, come, this way.’ He waved me over to a door.
I didn’t come this way. I watched numbly. The shivering lines of terrified men and women reached a final series of gates, where a high-energy augur beam of such potency it made my dataslate buzz passed over them. Dazed, they were manhandled into different queues, and then hustled from the room to their fates.
Djelling gripped my elbow with surprising strength and pushed me out of the hall. ‘This way. Please,’ he said.
Thankfully, I was spared a view of the surgeries. I doubted the Adeptus Mechanicus provided anaesthetic, for the same reasons they would not dull the pain of a nail under the hammer.
i hope her organics rot
Welp that is horrifying
the fact that she still has her football cheek thing
Yeah this too.
being a "criminal" in the Imperium can range from killing someone to stealing food for your starving family
Luckily a good chunk of Servitors are fully lobotomized.
But sometimes they fuck up and uhhhh
Accidentally or """accidentally"""
WHAT THE FUCK
Are left aware
HIT EM WITH THE TWINK
thats a woman
Same thing


I like the mechanicus in concept but they are genuinely horrifying

being left aware is a defect
to be fair
Adorable little scamp
She just lobotomized two people
servitors are the worst part
if you want to know what the uh
She's behind her quota
Tbf it's probably the equivalent of like
Fucking up spelling your name
yeah i wasnt making a joke
I don't wanna be born on a forge world anymore
Nah
if your admech boss is particularly evil they will do this
its fine
lol

Yeah its literally factorial desolution
almost 80% of the population is slave labor
If you wanna know something wholesome
A Magos actually accidentally fucked up a clone. Creating a female version of himself
and then get politically assassinated
So instead of shredding her or whatever
He actually raised her as a daighter
because haha you're just a menial
what do you mean a clone?
a vat-clone
they clone people???
the mechanicus grow their children in vats
Yep
generally
put in your DNA + your Spouses DNA
make a baby
or you can just buy one
from a bulk grown batch
i imagine the average imperial would actually be revolted by this process in the same way that the average urbanite is disgusted by industrial meat production
The cog people are legit insane
well "adopted"
That's generally how Tech Priests have children.
Unless if they want to do it the good old
Natural way
Hadron is like
Oh yeah also super late ping but
can i make a baby
idk
She's actually pretty chill tbh
prolly
i wish to assemble one
Especially once you get to like level 30
She basically treats you like a person once you've actually proven yourself
Hadron is super chill
hadron has been around enough normal people
I do not want to find out if Hadron murdered her way up the social ladder or not
because she might have
She's a tech priest
She did
100%
Tbf that goes for the Imperium in general
rapid disassembly of your boss
Filled with sabotage, murder, etc. to get one step higher
And one step away from eating Emperor's Mercy Bars
You guys will tell me a character is pretty cool and then add "oh yeah he instigated the Obliteration of Sarii XIV, but other than that he's cool"
I have trust issues
the what
Oh yeah Cawl's teacher was cloning back up brains + bodies of herself
and she stored them in like
a big set of tanks
cawl ended up destroying them all and using their brains to uh
"drink" her memories
so to speak

what the fuck is cawl
is he like 2 people in one mind or something
I'm just gonna show you this image
This is talking about Talos
I'm like 99% sure its about one of the nightlords from the trilogy
LOL
getting "called for the servitorization of a whole hive city" vibes from this one
People talk about Konrad like
"oh he's such a wholesome lil bean"
nah, he just uh has revived his friend over 89 times against his will
clue him skinning a woman alive for attempting to kill herself
the single realest image I have seen yet lmfao
also before i forget I just wanted to mention this now as a fandom veteran but never share the fact that you like Eldar in any capacity with Imperial fans unless its like a friend of yours that isnt a braindead moron. You will just get met with "huehue murderfucking knife-ears" 24/7.
People circlejerk disliking xenos factions like crazy then wonder why faction fanbases are so antagonistic towards each other.
but I like the Imperium and Like eldar

the fandom thinks they are like the greatest people on earth and above things like star wars then act like literal nazis a split second later
You know what i mean lmao
LOL
I like the Tau the most purely because of the designs
im talking about those people
Yes
also tbh Cawl is still like
objectively a terrible person
he's got tons of servitors
and slaves
he's just kind of chill
YEP
like compared to other priests of his position
But that’s an actual interesting arc where he struggles to come to terms with losing the only person who he’s been close to and he knew before amalgamating
basically enjoy what you like and dont let anyone stop you
Cawl is interesting.
He actually shows regret and a varied amount of human emotion throughout his thoughts
Doesn't mean he still isn't horrible
Cawl moving around is horrifying
But he's better than most tech priests just by the virtue of actually feeling bad about it
already have had people calling me elf based slurs literally immediately, it is too late 
Most imperial stans (not the normal fans) make up a great part of this fanbase and got no joke aside from spamming xenophobia memes like its 2012. The sad truth is you wont really find a more mediative 40k group like this channel in most places, you can go to gen-chat and repeat your xeno-favoring statement and get met with boring meme replies lol
I think the funniest part about his gigantic body is like.
They actually made a cutscene for when Cawl encounters Trazyn while he's trying to figure out how the Necron Pillars work
oh, are we talking about bad people in 40k?
I literally want to spray him with raid
we ar ecurrently at Cawl
there's a good 40k server tbf
And it's hilarious seeing Trazyn actually being more human
same with the other warhammer server
Than the ""human"" tech priest
also teaching Emmesh awful stuff
the mods just kill people
who are being assholes
over other peopels factions
which is a 10/10
Like Cawl literally says
its also where
comes from
"BUT YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION"
while turning around
tbh
And seeing him as a gigantic being
Cawl is such a fucking hypocrite lol
Yeah, Cawl's pretty bad.
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He is genuinely interesting due to the fact that he
Actually feels bad about being bad
if you want a chill 40k server I can dm you a link
if not thats also fine
this chat is great though
I've seen the other places 40k fans congregate. I like this place better.
do it 
Yeah the fandom is what id describe as extremely "tribal" when it comes to most subjects, we had a new animation from GW drop and people were surprised an Ultramarine was being a literal nazi in it as they assumed most people from their chapters are "heroes" etc.
Hey guy
Like he actually regrets experimenting on the first batch of Primaris and basically torturing them
So he specifically pulls an annoying personality on them so that they don't fear him.
Which is unusual for the setting, but feeling bad about being bad doesn't make a person less bad.

If that makes sense
Yeah, I'm not saying he's a good person
Far from it actually
But it is
Interesting
Cawl has multiple personalities after all
So is it him?
So and so
Or is it one of his personalities?
The multiple personality thing is so Fight CLub
the core Cawl personality is in charge
You are gonna kill me for this.
I like how the TTS voiced Cawl
Basically they had it so that he constantly cuts himself off with multiple voices and personalities
Similar to how the Master talks in Fo1
Canonically, Cawl just switches between personalities
I do think the funniest thing is
But having them butt and cut in CONSTANTLY is a really fun idea
everytime its pride month
to be fair TTS did do it pretty accurately
the 40k discord gets funny
40k Fight club where Robute Guiliman and Cawl turn out to be the same person
and by funny
LMAO
I mean public executions happen
I respect the mods for making the server banner in a rainbow pattern
dm me
its so fucking funny watching people go mask off
and then getting their brains blown out
"WOKES RUINED MY SETTING"
What if Warhammer was called
Freakyhammer

gay sex?
TAIL TIME



Tbf I know it's weird but I do wish there was a bit more
Human on human racism
Like not just mutants
But tbf I get why there's less of it
i cant ever understand this complaint lmao
After all, why hate someone for having a different skin color
I'm getting the lynching one
I like the archmagos from forges of mars
When you can hate Billy the Mutant who has 4 arms and 8 ears
When there’s giant bugs that eat planets to kill
He’s a chad
Are voidborns human?
YES
yeah
I understand they look wonky
Zidarov remembered attending a case when he’d still been a sanctioner – the armed wing of the enforcer corps – out at one of the mercantile port hubs. A big cargo carrier had ended up berthed in Alecto’s voidspace, and its crew had come down planetside for a little rest and relaxation before the next stage. That had been a mistake – their skin was a touch too grey-tinged, their mouths a little too wide. Word got out, and a mob gathered. By the time Zidarov’s squad was activated, it was too late – the ringleaders had stormed the compound and dragged the crew out onto the streets. Thirty men and woman, burned alive, screaming their innocence as the promethium-fuelled flames turned them to fatty, blackened meat-strips.
No one faced retribution for that. There were too many in the crowds, thousands by the end.
it makes me suspicious when I read about them
Ugly people are still people
He even grants rights to the workers (he’s forced to and will probably remove the rights once he’s back in imperium space)
its jsut because they were born in space
you sure?
Yep
"near translucent skin"
It’s established lore

the helmsman in Rogue Trader is voidborn
thats waht no sunlight does to a mf
They are hated though
okay so they're not freaks
Mainly because the Imperium is a tolerant and friendly space
Oh they are
the vox master is a lesbian also voidborn
I mean considering Ratlings, Ogyrns, etc. exist
They're fine
some are ass ugly but thats because uh,
Just more tolerated
space ships are hell
okay so they are freaks
LOL
she's just augmented for her job smh
Still bang tbh
i mean depends
She looks fine beyond the vox implant jammed into her mouth
does that vox mouth have a hol-
I mean the other holes are still intact
honestly alot of nobles are much much much uglier and freakier then any void born
don't ships have port calls where they can rotate out?
No
no
Most Nobles actually look normal.
imperium ships run on slavery
❌
generations will be servicing the same cannon
Clan of voidborn working one macrocannon never seeing outside of it
some voidborn also really do not like being on planets
Honestly thought that to be slightly stupid. But then again, it's 40k
Tbf it definitely feels weird because like imagine living on like
a ship with no sunlight
metal halls
shout out to navigators
etc.
i love love lveo navigators
and then you suddenly go on grass
its literally an alien environment
that one navigator girl has my heart
even w/ the third eye
Navigators are great
I'll just not look at it
40k's space ship lore
Honestly she's adorable until she suddenly starts casually saying
"Wait why didn't you cut off the tongue of that servant?"
She can literally control your emotions
but seriously tho a lot of people in 40k just have minor mutations
they usually don't get killed for it cause having 6 toes instead of 5
doesn't mean that you can't work in the mines!
average necromunda underhive ganger
God forbid a girl have a posh upbringing. 🙄
uhh question
Tbf she actually is a good perosn (for the setting at least)
how do chaos ships navigate?
slavery, demons,
their own navigators, sorcerers, friendly daemons
I don’t romance her cause it’s too manipulative and she’s too vulnerable
navigators
slaves
I just mentor her
you would be shock how many chaos things are just the imperium with spike
s
My rogue trader is accidentally asexual and aromantic cause I forgot to do a romance lol
they trust daemons with their 10k year old ships?
She also actually gives her servants a Vox so that they can talk again. Once she realizes that taking the tongues of those who talks are wrong.
They have to.
?
Wouldnt nurgle be the natural enemy of the tyranids?
Would be cool to see
uhh isn't the thing that they arent?
Tbh there are some Daemons who are actually friendly. Like Raum actually is.
Daemons despite being literal maniefsted evil and bad vibes can in fact be trustworthy
there is a nurgle genestealer cult
depends on the daemon again
also sometimes the daemon is the ship
so like
also, tyranids are immune to chaos directly
kind of have to trust Big Jimmy the Daemon
Give me the lore of it
its old and ass
Are they?
to properly navigate you through the warp
and usually daemons don't like sharing
if they have a deal
Give big jimmy a good 10,000 sacrifices for his help on steering the ship!
Awww, you got my hopes up
I.E you make a deal with a Exalted Daemonette, you tell them that she gets to kill a few hundred menials and have their souls. She does not want to share with other daemons and therefore will most likely keep to said deal
yea, they cant be corrutped but like obviously murdeirng nids or letting thier corpses rot feed the gods
Do chaos guys steal ships in the modern day? That may be straight up they're doing. Just popping around to the local daemon world to pimp their battlecruiser.
The Cult Tenebrous is a Genestealer Cult now devoted to Nurgle.[1]
At some point the Cult found itself becoming the infested, rather than the infesters, when their bulk lander was swallowed by a Warp storm that strands them on the outskirts of Nurgle’s Garden. The cult discovers the true meaning of parasitism and horror. Eventually, the Grandfat...
Yeah I think only Raum is a Daemon that actually wanted to share with Argel Tal
yep!
yes, how else do they re supply
Occasionally, the possessed actually have an equal relationship
Which is ironic considering
Oh also another example of a Ship that itself is a fucking ascended daemon prince is uh
AAAAAAAA i lvoe space pirates in 40k
The Conqueror
Possession is not usually an equal relationship
and cold traders
and the mafia
fused with it
ignore the fact she's a pile of meat
yeah :)
Don’t like supernatural diseases still affect them?
they are most of the time just creatures following orders from a higher entity barely any sentience on their part
yes
Well, apparently they have full on ships that are straight up daemons, so you tell me 💀
sorta
so like
But they're basically creatures that just like function as like animals and stuff
there's a reason why she hasn't been "found" essentially and the ship is so reliable
They don't need the whispers of power being corrupted stuff like that
Some say that you can hear her screaming profanties at the World Eater's enemies inside their heads.
but liek, the disease wont spread in the next generation
she literally can reshape the interior of the ship as she pleases
she's the ship itself
they get the disease, then they will just become immune
poor Lotara man.
Well I'm dumb as a box of hammers so that evens the power dynamic.
Or hurray?
deep inside the depths of the conqureror
Idk depends on your point of view
thats where her "body" is
and the actual bridge
the false bridge is where it used to be
Do the World Eaters at least say hi to her
no
Yep and the only diseases that they cannot really adapt to is the one from nurgle
Damn
most don't even know she exists
That's kinda sad tbh
except when they do but thats more warp shinnaigans
that oh shit we aren't piloting this thing
Dark mechanicum? Are they an actual organization? Or loose rabble. I'm assuming they're heretic admech guys.
they're as organized as the actual mechanicus, which is to say not really at all
I'm just imagining Daemon Prince Angron being like
yeah they still have that shadow of the warp
they're all the members of the Mechanicum who went traitor
during the Heresy
and also their sucessors
being a Traitor or fallen to chaos member of the mechanicus does not make you Dark Mechanicum
"Yeah I just here to feed Lotara again. Say hi Lotara."
tbf Angron does like
metallic screeching
visit the actual helm
much to the horror of the World eaters
who found it
because its fucking Angron
i think the way its explained on tabletop is that all the infected ones just murder each other and get thrown in the yummer pools after the fight
lemme guess they got murdered
no
So they're traitor hipsters?
oh
They fucking ran for it
not really
Rebelling before it was cool
smart thing to do
It's the fact that I don't really see them adapting to magical diseases
Unless they have shadow of the warp interfering with the disease
they call themselves the "True Mechanicum"
Oh
the shadow of the warp wouldn't fuck with warp based diseases
Basically the entire reason why they split is that the 30k Mechanicum had a schism
Basically
there's no psyker channeling it
yeah so I guess nurgle is one of the few that can truly infect them
they would just destroy the diease somehow
the main reason why they split
it was also a "the treaty was bullshit"
they have microscopic nids for a reason
That also
What's the answer?
lmao
Like many religious things. We don't know.
And we never will
prolly
modern mechanicus religous doctrine
holds a holy trinity
they can just make up a lore reason for it to be fair yeah but magical bioweapons ain't that easy to beat i will admit
The Dark Mechanicum believe the Emperor is just a shrieking corpse
The Machine God, The Motive Force, The Omnissiah
Which isn't wrong but also isn't right either
The Dark mechanicum also were worshipping the fucking Dark King
tbf
Kelbor Hal especially
yeah isn't that like the penultimate chaos god?
So in a round about way some were worshipping the Emperor
no
it was a potential god The Emperor could ascend to become
Oh yeah
Also uhh
There possibly exists deeper areas of the warp
Unexplored, untouched, and absolutely unknowable and horrific
To the point where even the Chaos Gods don't want to go down there
...
Not terrifying at all...
The Warp is like the ocean.
In that even with all this shit
The lore has barely scratched the surface on what it can hold
...so basically it's just potential homebrew material





