#40k-lore-chat

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crystal forum
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in kill team

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but there's rules for generic guard and scions

arctic talon
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Compendium teams are dying with the next edition

crystal forum
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oh

arctic talon
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They got no flavor

crystal forum
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my dick has more flavor

arctic talon
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Prolly

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I wouldn’t know

crystal forum
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😔

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why does deathwatch not get more attention

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they're like grey knights without the plot armour

sour hornet
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you've stated it

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deathwatch are merely rad as hell

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they aren't "bathing in sororitas blood" badass

gray umbra
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Why have shiny pauldron when u can be the shiny

dusk patrol
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I’d rather be taller than a normie in power armor

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God I hope GKs get an update

dense dawn
dense dawn
arctic talon
crystal forum
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it fucking slaps

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i love humans in power armour

dusk patrol
tough haven
viral halo
crisp heath
tough haven
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I would have preferred Deathsqats actually

winter vessel
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my P.E teacher used that term once for squat exercises

crystal forum
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nothing gets me less motivated to work out than being forced to

sour hornet
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I always envisioned human power armor to basically be the crysis nanosuit

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not "astartes but even more golden"

storm jungle
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Power armor especially human ones are made to be chunky

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Theres no form-fitting power-armor since it kinda defeats the point of the suit and the aesthetic it represents.

The dislike for the Coteaz model comes from him just not looking like Coteaz at any capacity to begin with.

crystal forum
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power armour being fat is the whole point

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it's powered so you can have heavier armour

plush mason
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in many cases its powered because its so heavy

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take out the power source and the person inside cant move

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ugh still almost a month away from the rogue trader dlc :/

crystal forum
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dont worry you can rogue trade at home

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just sell drugs

plush mason
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lol

wintry scarab
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Is it true that SM2 will have a limit lock on classes? So if you cant have 2 tactical in one match on the same team?

arctic talon
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PVE yes

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PVP you can have 2 of each one max

tough haven
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I just want deathwatch

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The fandom doesnt like xenos

crystal forum
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i see why you thought he built the titan in a day

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this man is a machine

crystal forum
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which is why deathwatch needs love

tough haven
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I agree

viral halo
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I like EOB

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Wholesome

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I wonder if I’ll ever build my knights

crystal forum
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plural???

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and here i thought my pile of shame was bad

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i vow to never get to that level

green loom
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Oh I just saw this

rose thorn
green loom
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I read 130 pages today

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Very epics

crystal forum
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wow

sour hornet
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im still picking them though, im a leaf lover at heart

arctic talon
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Online in a lot of places people are fucking weird

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I don't get it

tough haven
sour hornet
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they start role-playing at me like they actually live in the Imperium

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legitimately weird at times

arctic talon
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in like

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just a normal fucking conversation

sour hornet
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getting the litany of hate spammed in your YT mentions

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bro talk normal I'm begging you

tough haven
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but if it annoys people I stop

opaque coyote
arctic talon
tough haven
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I'm only "the imperial inquisition" because my regular name is "The Spanish Inquisition"

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And I thought it fit

arctic talon
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I don't care about larpy names and shitposts

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I just think its fucking weird

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when it happens out of nowhere

opaque coyote
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Bro some people just talk like they're actually an Imperial

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Just as ignorant too

tough haven
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innacurate

opaque coyote
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How are y'all. I only got two tumors today

tough haven
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Imperium lovers when they say "I dont wanna be worked to death in a factory" like bro thats what you asked for

opaque coyote
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The Imperial Guard

tough haven
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The main two options you get are dreg that dies horribly, or imperial guardsman fighting the nightmare creatures and dies horribly

tough haven
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vs just mind numbing back breaking labor

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at least I can see another world or maybe witness sunlight while doing those things

raven stone
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So they get all the upsides of Macho Masculinity with 0 downsides.

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Apparently.

sacred ginkgo
tough haven
tough haven
tough haven
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Love how space marines get a whole arc to turn to chaos while normal humans get "uhh um uhh, chaos is a disease so they became evil"

opaque coyote
tough haven
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Counterpoint, cool guy with gun that goes boom

opaque coyote
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Fair

raven stone
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Rogue Traders and Radical Inquisitors are, realistically, the only 2 roles that will EVER have a chance to have some degree of morality similar to 21st Century decency in the 40k verse. Probably Tau as well.

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
tough haven
opaque coyote
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If you're one of them

tough haven
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constant melencholy and anxiety

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nothing is good in 40k unless you get the 0.5% roll and thats the point

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I would just pray im an ogryn

raven stone
opaque coyote
# tough haven Horrible nightmare existence

Apparently it's actually quite pleasant.

At least compared to being a human being in the setting.

The only real downside is

Again

Getting your soul eaten if you either attract too much attention or die

sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
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They actually live in a post scarcity society

tough haven
opaque coyote
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I mean you are also free to choose your own path and pursue your own interests

tough haven
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perfect economy

opaque coyote
tough haven
sour hornet
tough haven
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even though they hate it

raven stone
storm jungle
sour hornet
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it's why I picked them

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also you made them sound very cool

storm jungle
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lol ty

opaque coyote
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But tbf

tough haven
opaque coyote
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A lot of factions are whiny bitches sometimes

storm jungle
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Everyone more or less has lost something to some degree

opaque coyote
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Insert Horus Heresy here

rose thorn
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i really really wanna like eldar so much lol

tough haven
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I do too

raven stone
rose thorn
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they ened more books

tough haven
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I honestly would pick farsight enclaves if im a human

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Most eldar books are crap yeah dont expect much

opaque coyote
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SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER.

storm jungle
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Me when an aspect warrior dies from wooden splinters

sour hornet
rose thorn
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i liked harliquins alot tho

dusk patrol
rose thorn
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i think they were one of the most unique 40k things

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rip

raven stone
sour hornet
storm jungle
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it gets worse

sour hornet
opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
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Tbh I kinda imagine it as like

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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Extremely fast paced

storm jungle
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Lost Crusade?

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or whatever tf

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the battlefield-esque one

rose thorn
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chokes an aspect of khaine to death

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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its not even that

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you will literally melt or catch on fire before you even get THAT close to it

opaque coyote
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THEY LITERALLY VOMIT OUT MOLTEN BRONZE

storm jungle
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its about as bad as one getting infected by a genestealer

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IT ISNT ORGANIC

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WHAT THE FUCK GAV

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Hammer: Arkham 40,000

opaque coyote
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By a genestealer

storm jungle
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where theres a GSC craftworld

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lmao

dusk patrol
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We try to not think of those episodes

opaque coyote
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That is so fucking stupid I can't even

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Wha

raven stone
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…what the fuck, and I thought CS Goto multilayer spam was bad…

storm jungle
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yeah dont ge tme started

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like in-lore it doesnt work

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the eldar literally grew so desperate

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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they wanted to get infected

opaque coyote
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Okay nvm

storm jungle
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they get purged later

opaque coyote
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That's stupid

storm jungle
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thank fuck

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Yeah they whine about how slaanesh's gaze is on them wherever they go

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BRO YOUR SOUL IS GONNA GO TO HER EVEN WHEN YOU DIE

sour hornet
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I'm starting to not have the highest opinion of this gav thorpe fella

storm jungle
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IT DOESNT MATTER

storm jungle
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terrible at anything else

sour hornet
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apparently not

opaque coyote
# storm jungle thank fuck

Gav Thropes books are actually just Imperial Propaganda.

That's my HC now

It's literally the same MF who wrote the Uplifting Guardsman Primer

storm jungle
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Yeah at the end of the Path books as their craftworld is getting invaded they literally beg the space marines/guardsmen attacking them to stop to explain they were tricked into the act

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like, jesus dude

opaque coyote
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"The weak and feeble Aeldari turned to the foul Genestealers to gain more powerful.

Fortunately the noble and powerful angels of the Emperor purged them with bolter and flame before they could spread any further."

storm jungle
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Oh no it was the Ynnari

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that uh did the purging

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because like yeah what the fuck else would they do

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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but anyway yeah, pain

raven stone
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At least they kept it strictly an Eldar matter.

opaque coyote
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And then they manage to make them the worst books

tough haven
storm jungle
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Ynnari basically failed as a faction from being a soup faction on tabletop and also not having anything good on the lore department

tough haven
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I like the clowns

opaque coyote
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Like come on you could have a mixture of like

Aeldari and Drukhari stuff in it

raven stone
tough haven
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and also have nothing to do with the imperium, maybe as a someone working under a fun RT (Not dogmatic)

opaque coyote
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A Tau propaganda poster

storm jungle
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the Inquisition IS a soup faction

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thats literally built into their lore for 20 years now

opaque coyote
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Like "This is an enemy against diversity"

And shows a Space Marine eating children

storm jungle
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an Inquisitor is a RPG gamemaster that just takes any unit/character he wants

opaque coyote
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Which tbh they probably have done

storm jungle
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the Ynnari was just clunkily done

sour hornet
dusk patrol
raven stone
sour hornet
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also humans in 40k are so far from us I feel more at home w/ the Eldar

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
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But yeah I kinda wanna make Tau Propaganda posters since that sounds fun

storm jungle
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they literally got no police on craftworlds

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and anyone thats a vendor gives out shit for free

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lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Yeah its like me being a discord mod now

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then i get bored

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and become a lawyer

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then i get bored

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and become a surfer

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etc

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but the reality is our lives are short and we suck

opaque coyote
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Yeah I think there's literally a path where you're essentially a fast food worker

sacred ginkgo
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and the way we're built means we can only really use the part in the middle

storm jungle
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Any job yeah.

dusk patrol
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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mood tbh

opaque coyote
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Either that or Khorne

sour hornet
storm jungle
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Pretty much!

opaque coyote
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Actually do Chaos Eldar exist?

storm jungle
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Yes but very small-like

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because uh

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most eldar are not morons

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and know that if you serve chaos you are fucked

opaque coyote
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Fair

storm jungle
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lol

rocky gale
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No brother, the studio favours me

opaque coyote
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Or Nurgle

storm jungle
opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
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It's basically fucking magic

storm jungle
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Yep lol

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its the same with necrons

sour hornet
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sick

storm jungle
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casual pocket dimension sniper

opaque coyote
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I mean tbf a lot of 40k things are basically just magic

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But Aeldari don't even use metal

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So

storm jungle
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they do actually

opaque coyote
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Wait really

storm jungle
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wraithbone is just the major building material

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they use other substances too

opaque coyote
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Ah yeah makes sense

storm jungle
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Yeee

opaque coyote
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Also despite Ceramite not being metal

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It sure does act

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A lot like metal

storm jungle
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  • Wraithbone
  • Nano-wafers
  • Ghost-stone
  • Firestone
  • Starmetal
  • Wishstone
  • Psychoplastics
  • Armourcrys
  • Whispersteel
  • Ghostplate
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heres a few i noted while reading

opaque coyote
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Even has the -ite in the name

sour hornet
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mechanicus has technology, but it looks like an octopus had sex with metal tubing

storm jungle
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my homies at admech know what they are doing

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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are you sure?

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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they keep grabbing incense and rubbing my car with baby oil

storm jungle
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god i wish i could find that admech quote

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its literally a wall of text of religious nonsense

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and the bottom is

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  • Random techpriest before allowing a artillery gun to fire
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lol

sour hornet
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how do people become techpriests?

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do they just nab people?

storm jungle
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Basically you gotta be born on a forgeworld

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or have admech parents

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its not a fun ladder

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lol

sour hornet
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is that first one good?

storm jungle
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Uhhh

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you are mostly born as a slave

opaque coyote
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Tbf the Admech actually do know a lot of science concepts. Like physics.

Their computers are also far more advanced than anything we possibly have.

The problem is that their process is usually just filled with religious dogma and bullshit. So their knowledge is kinda not used

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It's like working in IT

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Except with a lot more prayer

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And oil

crystal forum
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praise the holy machinations of this propellant guided device. it gives us faith in the omnissiah's will by forging its way through a barrel in the same way that us mere mortals trudge along the path of righteousness

opaque coyote
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Oh yeah and also slavery

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...

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Actually that part is the same

storm jungle
sour hornet
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so is it like a slave crucible where the least starved one gets to wear the red robes?

storm jungle
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Uhhh again it depends

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basically unless you are born to techpriest parents it gets complicated

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You can be picked and mentored due to seeming talented

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Or because you show promise/performed some "miracle"

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Or just "Hey you know what you are doing, prove yourself and ill make you an adept"

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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etc etc

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Its not impossible its just hard, the cult mechanicus is a awful society

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its literally corporate life

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but your co-worker or boss can just kill you for no reason

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lol

crystal forum
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metal as fuck

sour hornet
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tech priest parents?

crystal forum
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the idea of admech having children is funny right

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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these guys are clapping cheeks?

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you're serious

opaque coyote
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But tbf that's when she was low ranking

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And had most of her fleshy bits intact

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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He meets her later looking properly "Mechanicus" looking. But apparently she somehow still looks hot.

crystal forum
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time to play quasimorph and pretend i'm cleansing khorne demons

opaque coyote
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You can have multiple bodies

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Like

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Literally just multiple bodies

arctic talon
sour hornet
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some, or most?

arctic talon
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also the one Cain fucked had like 3 mechadendrites?

crystal forum
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still the idea of admech going through parenthood

arctic talon
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mostly internal

sour hornet
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oh

arctic talon
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maybe a few external bits

crystal forum
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do you think they get red robe onesies for babie admech

arctic talon
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yes

sour hornet
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adorable

opaque coyote
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While others will turn you into a servitor

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If you DARE ADD A FLASHLIGHT TO THAT BOLTER WITH DUCT TAOE

storm jungle
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man i do have some like

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wild techpriest OCs

crystal forum
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SHOW THEM

storm jungle
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Kapek is one of my favs i got commissioned

crystal forum
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oh nvm

storm jungle
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he has a drill nose

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what a cutie

opaque coyote
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Canonically Tech Priests have killed Guardsmen and Penal Battalion "soldiers" for like

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Literally just changing their gun slightly to suit their needs

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They don't do it often though

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Most don't even bother tbh

sour hornet
opaque coyote
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Only the hyper religious ones do it

storm jungle
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Yeah she did

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she was a wage slave then

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now shes a mecha wage slave

crystal forum
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can i buy a toaster from admech

storm jungle
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its organic

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you get oil

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oh

crystal forum
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no

sour hornet
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is she okay???

crystal forum
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toaster

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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but not directly

arctic talon
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so no

storm jungle
arctic talon
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not really

opaque coyote
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

storm jungle
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Shes basically me but more dead

sour hornet
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Is she like trapped in her own head

storm jungle
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oh man

sour hornet
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thankfully she's gone

crystal forum
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she became an amazon worker

storm jungle
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someone explain them the thingy

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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which thingy

opaque coyote
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Screaming internally inside while their body moves and talks without their consent

arctic talon
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do I get the servitor factory excerpt?

storm jungle
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yes

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show em

arctic talon
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explictly

sour hornet
opaque coyote
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Fuck no lmao

sour hornet
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good lord that is awful

opaque coyote
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It's the Imperium

arctic talon
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The cold smell hit me like a brick. Like a meat store, where astringents can’t hide the smell of incipient rot. There were notes of faeces to go with the blood and decay. The sound was the worst.

Shouting, screaming, praying, weeping, all the cries of human terror and misery.

I’m not a squeamish man, and nor do I spare tears for those who deserve punishment, but what I saw in that processorium haunts me still.

Naked human beings were standing in a switchbacked line between high fences. Outside the fences Adeptus Mechanicus menials in environment suits stood guard with shock goads in hand. The people, all mature men and women, were shepherded down the caged walk like livestock. And they were food beasts being led to the slaughter, meat for the ravenous appetite of the Machine-God. I grew up lucky enough to eat real meat. I was unlucky enough to see where it came from – another gift of my father on another damn tour of my family’s various businesses. The manufactorum produced servitors, but it was more akin to an abattoir than a workshop. Every surface was easily cleanable. Large plastek flaps divided areas from each other. Servitors with spray units surgically attached to their backs prowled about, hosing filth into slit drains set into the perfectly smooth, slanted floors. We walked above all this, past sentry pods on spikes occupied by galvanic rifle-armed snipers. Our path went from one end of the hall to the other, and I could see pretty much the whole sorting process, beginning to end.

As the line slowly advanced, the people were passed through various scanning devices, most of them mounted in ugly, functional arches that let out a constant series of acceptance chimes. Occasionally, one would let out an angry blare, and the indicator lumens would flash red. The rejected person was then swallowed up by a trapdoor opening beneath their feet. From these pits wafted a hideous stench, and the grinding sounds of industrial mincers. One rejected man grabbed on to the lip and hung there, arms and hands bloodied, shouting a stream of defiant profanities. Guards lined the grating either side of him and shocked him until he fell. The adepts wouldn’t even waste bullets on these people.

The trapdoor flipped up, and the next terrified person was ushered forward.

A number of pneumatic gates separated the people from each part of the process, snapping open and shut with bone-crushing force.

Violent metal arms snatched them up and spread-eagled them in the air, and a servitor shearer shaved them all over. At another they were subjected to a high-pressure counterseptic wash whose chemical stink made me choke from a hundred feet away. More scanners, more rejects winnowed out. Machines forcibly dressed them in the heavy rubberised garments common to all mono-tasked servitors. These were saggy on them, all one size, until another process force-shrank them to fit their bodies where metal cuffs, sockets and collars bit into vulnerable flesh. The last few prayers gave way to screams at that point, and even the most stoic shouted in pain. They were ushered over a floor buzzing with power that made them shriek with every footstep.

storm jungle
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^

crystal forum
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she deserved it

storm jungle
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take a read

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probably some of the most morbid shit ive ever read

crystal forum
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wait are we talking about the darktide traitor

storm jungle
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yep we are

crystal forum
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bitch deserved it

arctic talon
# arctic talon The cold smell hit me like a brick. Like a meat store, where astringents can’t h...

‘What’s that for?’ I asked.

Djelling answered only reluctantly. ‘Follicular inhibitor. To stop their hair growing,’ he said.

‘How?’ I asked. Djelling was done answering. ‘Come, come, this way.’ He waved me over to a door.

I didn’t come this way. I watched numbly. The shivering lines of terrified men and women reached a final series of gates, where a high-energy augur beam of such potency it made my dataslate buzz passed over them. Dazed, they were manhandled into different queues, and then hustled from the room to their fates.

Djelling gripped my elbow with surprising strength and pushed me out of the hall. ‘This way. Please,’ he said.

Thankfully, I was spared a view of the surgeries. I doubted the Adeptus Mechanicus provided anaesthetic, for the same reasons they would not dull the pain of a nail under the hammer.

storm jungle
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God

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the worst part is they still sometimes sweat

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and smell like shit

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💀

crystal forum
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i hope her organics rot

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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the fact that she still has her football cheek thing

arctic talon
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the thing is most servitors are like

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not terrible people

storm jungle
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Yeah this too.

arctic talon
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Sometimes you commit theft

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you get unlucky

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sentenced to servitorization

storm jungle
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being a "criminal" in the Imperium can range from killing someone to stealing food for your starving family

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the fucked up ones are

opaque coyote
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Accidentally or """accidentally"""

opaque coyote
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Are left aware

arctic talon
storm jungle
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HIT EM WITH THE TWINK

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Same thing

arctic talon
sour hornet
tough haven
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I like the mechanicus in concept but they are genuinely horrifying

storm jungle
arctic talon
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to be fair

opaque coyote
tough haven
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servitors are the worst part

arctic talon
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if you want to know what the uh

opaque coyote
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She's behind her quota

arctic talon
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punishment is

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uh

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you get turned into a servitor

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if you fuck up servitorization

storm jungle
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Missed your shift? Servitorization

sour hornet
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Uhh

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for no reason at all

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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yeah i wasnt making a joke

sour hornet
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I don't wanna be born on a forge world anymore

arctic talon
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Nah

storm jungle
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if your admech boss is particularly evil they will do this

arctic talon
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its fine

storm jungle
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lol

sour hornet
arctic talon
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(it really isn't)

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Forgeworlds are like

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genuinely so incredibly dystopian

storm jungle
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Yeah its literally factorial desolution

arctic talon
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but hey

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maybe you'll be lucky

storm jungle
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almost 80% of the population is slave labor

arctic talon
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and get to become a priest

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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and then get politically assassinated

opaque coyote
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So instead of shredding her or whatever

arctic talon
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or maybe some bored metasurgeon sees you

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and decides to "experiment" on you

opaque coyote
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He actually raised her as a daighter

arctic talon
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because haha you're just a menial

sour hornet
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what do you mean a clone?

storm jungle
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a vat-clone

sour hornet
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they clone people???

arctic talon
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the mechanicus grow their children in vats

storm jungle
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Yep

arctic talon
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generally

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put in your DNA + your Spouses DNA

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make a baby

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or you can just buy one

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from a bulk grown batch

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Cawl was adopted from a bulkbatch of vatgrown

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for example

sour hornet
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The cog people are legit insane

arctic talon
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well "adopted"

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Hadron is like

storm jungle
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Oh yeah also super late ping but

arctic talon
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one of the more normal ones

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tbh

crystal forum
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can i make a baby

arctic talon
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idk

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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prolly

crystal forum
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i wish to assemble one

opaque coyote
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Especially once you get to like level 30

arctic talon
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she's only threatened to kill us normally

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so I give it a 10/10

opaque coyote
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She basically treats you like a person once you've actually proven yourself

sour hornet
crystal forum
#

hadron has been around enough normal people

arctic talon
#

I do not want to find out if Hadron murdered her way up the social ladder or not

#

because she might have

opaque coyote
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She did

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100%

arctic talon
#

Hey its not always murder

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sometimes its sabotage!

opaque coyote
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Tbf that goes for the Imperium in general

crystal forum
#

rapid disassembly of your boss

opaque coyote
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Filled with sabotage, murder, etc. to get one step higher

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And one step away from eating Emperor's Mercy Bars

arctic talon
#

Cawl shooting his adoptive Mother/master/teacher

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still goes hard tbh

sour hornet
#

You guys will tell me a character is pretty cool and then add "oh yeah he instigated the Obliteration of Sarii XIV, but other than that he's cool"

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I have trust issues

arctic talon
#

we won't talk about what he did with the uh

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Fetus clones

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or her brain

sour hornet
#

the what

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah Cawl's teacher was cloning back up brains + bodies of herself

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and she stored them in like

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a big set of tanks

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cawl ended up destroying them all and using their brains to uh

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"drink" her memories

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so to speak

sour hornet
arctic talon
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he became her to an extent

#

Cawl is fucking creepy

sour hornet
#

what the fuck is cawl

arctic talon
#

Cawl is a tech priest

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he's pretty nice

sour hornet
#

is he like 2 people in one mind or something

arctic talon
#

by tech priests standards

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he's like

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over 100 minds in one body

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at this point

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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This is talking about Talos

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I'm like 99% sure its about one of the nightlords from the trilogy

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LOL

sour hornet
opaque coyote
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"oh he's such a wholesome lil bean"

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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clue him skinning a woman alive for attempting to kill herself

arctic talon
#

and his friend remembers every single one of the deaths

sour hornet
storm jungle
# sour hornet yeah I found out people hate aeldari

also before i forget I just wanted to mention this now as a fandom veteran but never share the fact that you like Eldar in any capacity with Imperial fans unless its like a friend of yours that isnt a braindead moron. You will just get met with "huehue murderfucking knife-ears" 24/7.

People circlejerk disliking xenos factions like crazy then wonder why faction fanbases are so antagonistic towards each other.

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

the fandom thinks they are like the greatest people on earth and above things like star wars then act like literal nazis a split second later

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

LOL

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

im talking about those people

arctic talon
#

Yes

opaque coyote
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Like I like the Aeldari as well

#

But I love the blocky designs of the mechas

arctic talon
#

also tbh Cawl is still like

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objectively a terrible person

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he's got tons of servitors

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and slaves

arctic talon
#

he's just kind of chill

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

like compared to other priests of his position

tough haven
storm jungle
#

basically enjoy what you like and dont let anyone stop you

opaque coyote
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Doesn't mean he still isn't horrible

arctic talon
#

Cawl moving around is horrifying

opaque coyote
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But he's better than most tech priests just by the virtue of actually feeling bad about it

arctic talon
#

its like a fucking centipede

tough haven
#

I like human like tech priests

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In their emotions I mean

sour hornet
storm jungle
opaque coyote
paper haven
#

oh, are we talking about bad people in 40k?

sour hornet
storm jungle
arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

And it's hilarious seeing Trazyn actually being more human

arctic talon
#

same with the other warhammer server

opaque coyote
#

Than the ""human"" tech priest

storm jungle
#

also teaching Emmesh awful stuff

arctic talon
#

the mods just kill people

#

who are being assholes

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over other peopels factions

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which is a 10/10

storm jungle
#

Lmao

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nice

opaque coyote
#

Like Cawl literally says

arctic talon
#

its also where smarf comes from

opaque coyote
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"BUT YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION"

while turning around

arctic talon
#

tbh

opaque coyote
#

And seeing him as a gigantic being

arctic talon
#

Cawl is such a fucking hypocrite lol

opaque coyote
#

With loads out wires, mechandendrites

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Etc.

paper haven
#

Yeah, Cawl's pretty bad.

sour hornet
arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Actually feels bad about being bad

arctic talon
#

if not thats also fine

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this chat is great though

paper haven
sour hornet
#

do it thumbsup_ogryn

storm jungle
warped drum
#

Hey guy

opaque coyote
paper haven
storm jungle
paper haven
#

If that makes sense

opaque coyote
#

Far from it actually

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But it is

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Interesting

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Cawl has multiple personalities after all

#

So is it him?

storm jungle
#

So and so

opaque coyote
#

Or is it one of his personalities?

storm jungle
#

he has a core personality

#

the others just sometimes interfere

paper haven
#

The multiple personality thing is so Fight CLub

arctic talon
#

the core Cawl personality is in charge

opaque coyote
#

I like how the TTS voiced Cawl

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Basically they had it so that he constantly cuts himself off with multiple voices and personalities

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Similar to how the Master talks in Fo1

#

Canonically, Cawl just switches between personalities

arctic talon
#

I do think the funniest thing is

opaque coyote
#

But having them butt and cut in CONSTANTLY is a really fun idea

arctic talon
#

everytime its pride month

storm jungle
#

to be fair TTS did do it pretty accurately

arctic talon
#

the 40k discord gets funny

paper haven
#

40k Fight club where Robute Guiliman and Cawl turn out to be the same person

arctic talon
#

and by funny

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

I mean public executions happen

storm jungle
#

I respect the mods for making the server banner in a rainbow pattern

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

its so fucking funny watching people go mask off

opaque coyote
#

mf

#

d m

arctic talon
#

and then getting their brains blown out

storm jungle
#

"WOKES RUINED MY SETTING"

opaque coyote
#

Freakyhammer

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

and insteado f fighting the enemies of the imperium

#

they all had say ge-

storm jungle
#

gay sex?

opaque coyote
#

TAIL TIME

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Tbf I know it's weird but I do wish there was a bit more

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Human on human racism

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Like not just mutants

#

But tbf I get why there's less of it

rose thorn
opaque coyote
#

After all, why hate someone for having a different skin color

arctic talon
tough haven
#

I like the archmagos from forges of mars

arctic talon
#

the lynching excerpt

#

brb

opaque coyote
#

When you can hate Billy the Mutant who has 4 arms and 8 ears

opaque coyote
tough haven
tough haven
opaque coyote
#

Can't wait for more proof of why the Imperium is a shi-

#

WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE

sour hornet
rose thorn
opaque coyote
sour hornet
#

I understand they look wonky

arctic talon
#

Zidarov remembered attending a case when he’d still been a sanctioner – the armed wing of the enforcer corps – out at one of the mercantile port hubs. A big cargo carrier had ended up berthed in Alecto’s voidspace, and its crew had come down planetside for a little rest and relaxation before the next stage. That had been a mistake – their skin was a touch too grey-tinged, their mouths a little too wide. Word got out, and a mob gathered. By the time Zidarov’s squad was activated, it was too late – the ringleaders had stormed the compound and dragged the crew out onto the streets. Thirty men and woman, burned alive, screaming their innocence as the promethium-fuelled flames turned them to fatty, blackened meat-strips.

No one faced retribution for that. There were too many in the crowds, thousands by the end.

sour hornet
#

it makes me suspicious when I read about them

rose thorn
#

Ugly people are still people

tough haven
#

He even grants rights to the workers (he’s forced to and will probably remove the rights once he’s back in imperium space)

rose thorn
sour hornet
#

you sure?

tough haven
#

Yep

sour hornet
#

"near translucent skin"

tough haven
#

It’s established lore

sour hornet
arctic talon
#

the helmsman in Rogue Trader is voidborn

rose thorn
tough haven
#

They are hated though

arctic talon
#

he's pale as hell

#

but like voidborn

sour hornet
opaque coyote
tough haven
arctic talon
#

the vox master is a lesbian also voidborn

opaque coyote
#

They're fine

rose thorn
tough haven
#

Just more tolerated

rose thorn
#

space ships are hell

sour hornet
storm jungle
#

LOL

arctic talon
opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

i mean depends

arctic talon
#

She looks fine beyond the vox implant jammed into her mouth

storm jungle
#

does that vox mouth have a hol-

arctic talon
#

Prolly not

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

honestly alot of nobles are much much much uglier and freakier then any void born

sour hornet
arctic talon
#

No

rose thorn
#

no

arctic talon
#

the people on board practically

#

are slaves

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

imperium ships run on slavery

arctic talon
#

or in many cases are slaves

#

they'll live and die on the ship

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

generations will be servicing the same cannon

sour hornet
#

oh

#

ohhhh

tough haven
#

Clan of voidborn working one macrocannon never seeing outside of it

arctic talon
#

some voidborn also really do not like being on planets

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

because the natural gravity is like

#

not great

#

compared to the artifical ship one

opaque coyote
#

a ship with no sunlight

#

metal halls

rose thorn
#

shout out to navigators

opaque coyote
#

etc.

rose thorn
#

i love love lveo navigators

opaque coyote
#

and then you suddenly go on grass

arctic talon
#

its literally an alien environment

opaque coyote
#

and see things like sunlight

#

you'd freak out

sour hornet
arctic talon
#

tbf some voidborn see sunlight

#

depends on their job

sour hornet
#

even w/ the third eye

arctic talon
#

Navigators are great

sour hornet
#

I'll just not look at it

rose thorn
#

40k's space ship lore

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

is osme of the best imperium lore

#

and i am angry they ended nauticus

opaque coyote
#

"Wait why didn't you cut off the tongue of that servant?"

tough haven
opaque coyote
sour hornet
#

^

#

better honestly

opaque coyote
#

but seriously tho a lot of people in 40k just have minor mutations

#

they usually don't get killed for it cause having 6 toes instead of 5

#

doesn't mean that you can't work in the mines!

arctic talon
#

average necromunda underhive ganger

sour hornet
sour hornet
opaque coyote
sour hornet
#

how do chaos ships navigate?

opaque coyote
#

Like she's one of the few people who treats poor people like

#

people

#

and not

rose thorn
#

slavery, demons,

arctic talon
tough haven
rose thorn
#

navigators

opaque coyote
#

slaves

tough haven
#

I just mentor her

rose thorn
#

s

arctic talon
#

oh also sometimes daemon princes or the ship itself

#

is a fucking daemon

tough haven
#

My rogue trader is accidentally asexual and aromantic cause I forgot to do a romance lol

sour hornet
#

they trust daemons with their 10k year old ships?

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

uh

#

depends

#

Some daemons are trustworthy

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

and valued crewmembers

sour hornet
thick cedar
#

Wouldnt nurgle be the natural enemy of the tyranids?

tough haven
sour hornet
#

uhh isn't the thing that they arent?

opaque coyote
arctic talon
# sour hornet ?

Daemons despite being literal maniefsted evil and bad vibes can in fact be trustworthy

rose thorn
#

there is a nurgle genestealer cult

arctic talon
#

also sometimes the daemon is the ship

#

so like

rose thorn
#

also, tyranids are immune to chaos directly

arctic talon
#

kind of have to trust Big Jimmy the Daemon

tough haven
rose thorn
tough haven
arctic talon
#

to properly navigate you through the warp

#

and usually daemons don't like sharing

#

if they have a deal

opaque coyote
tough haven
arctic talon
#

I.E you make a deal with a Exalted Daemonette, you tell them that she gets to kill a few hundred menials and have their souls. She does not want to share with other daemons and therefore will most likely keep to said deal

rose thorn
# tough haven Are they?

yea, they cant be corrutped but like obviously murdeirng nids or letting thier corpses rot feed the gods

sour hornet
rose thorn
opaque coyote
rose thorn
arctic talon
#

well

#

the dark mechanicum does build stuff

#

sometimes

opaque coyote
#

Occasionally, the possessed actually have an equal relationship

#

Which is ironic considering

arctic talon
#

Oh also another example of a Ship that itself is a fucking ascended daemon prince is uh

rose thorn
#

AAAAAAAA i lvoe space pirates in 40k

arctic talon
#

The Conqueror

opaque coyote
#

Possession is not usually an equal relationship

rose thorn
#

and cold traders

arctic talon
#

as in Angrons former flagship

rose thorn
#

and the mafia

arctic talon
#

Lotara has uh

#

ascended

#

lets say

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

ignore the fact she's a pile of meat

rose thorn
#

yeah :)

tough haven
queen laurel
# tough haven Are they?

they are most of the time just creatures following orders from a higher entity barely any sentience on their part

arctic talon
#

but the Ship is a daemon now

#

and she is the daemon prince

sour hornet
arctic talon
#

so like

queen laurel
#

But they're basically creatures that just like function as like animals and stuff

arctic talon
#

there's a reason why she hasn't been "found" essentially and the ship is so reliable

queen laurel
#

They don't need the whispers of power being corrupted stuff like that

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

but liek, the disease wont spread in the next generation

arctic talon
#

she literally can reshape the interior of the ship as she pleases

#

she's the ship itself

rose thorn
#

they get the disease, then they will just become immune

sour hornet
arctic talon
#

there's a reason why there's 2 seperate bridges now

#

and one is like

opaque coyote
#

Or hurray?

arctic talon
#

deep inside the depths of the conqureror

opaque coyote
#

Idk depends on your point of view

arctic talon
#

thats where her "body" is

#

and the actual bridge

#

the false bridge is where it used to be

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

no

queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

Damn

arctic talon
#

most don't even know she exists

opaque coyote
#

That's kinda sad tbh

arctic talon
#

there's like a few who found out

#

and they got freaked out

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

that oh shit we aren't piloting this thing

sour hornet
arctic talon
opaque coyote
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

they're all the members of the Mechanicum who went traitor

#

during the Heresy

#

and also their sucessors

#

being a Traitor or fallen to chaos member of the mechanicus does not make you Dark Mechanicum

opaque coyote
#

"Yeah I just here to feed Lotara again. Say hi Lotara."

arctic talon
#

tbf Angron does like

opaque coyote
#

metallic screeching

arctic talon
#

visit the actual helm

#

much to the horror of the World eaters

#

who found it

#

because its fucking Angron

rose thorn
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

no

opaque coyote
#

oh

arctic talon
#

They fucking ran for it

arctic talon
sour hornet
#

Rebelling before it was cool

opaque coyote
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

they're the original traitors

#

and they're proud of it

queen laurel
#

Unless they have shadow of the warp interfering with the disease

arctic talon
#

they call themselves the "True Mechanicum"

sour hornet
#

Oh

arctic talon
#

the shadow of the warp wouldn't fuck with warp based diseases

opaque coyote
#

Basically

arctic talon
#

there's no psyker channeling it

queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

"Is the Emperor the Omnissiah, or simply an Avatar of the Omnissiah"

#

And that's

arctic talon
#

wel

#

it wasn't just that tbf

rose thorn
#

they would just destroy the diease somehow

opaque coyote
#

the main reason why they split

arctic talon
#

it was also a "the treaty was bullshit"

rose thorn
#

they have microscopic nids for a reason

opaque coyote
arctic talon
sour hornet
#

lmao

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

And we never will

#

prolly

#

modern mechanicus religous doctrine

#

holds a holy trinity

queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

The Dark Mechanicum believe the Emperor is just a shrieking corpse

arctic talon
#

The Machine God, The Motive Force, The Omnissiah

opaque coyote
#

Which isn't wrong but also isn't right either

arctic talon
#

The Dark mechanicum also were worshipping the fucking Dark King

#

tbf

#

Kelbor Hal especially

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

So in a round about way some were worshipping the Emperor

#

no

#

it was a potential god The Emperor could ascend to become

opaque coyote
#

Oh yeah

#

Also uhh

There possibly exists deeper areas of the warp

#

Unexplored, untouched, and absolutely unknowable and horrific

#

To the point where even the Chaos Gods don't want to go down there

#

...

#

Not terrifying at all...

#

The Warp is like the ocean.

In that even with all this shit

#

The lore has barely scratched the surface on what it can hold

#

...so basically it's just potential homebrew material

arctic talon
#

Deep Warp is for whenever an Author wants to write something or homebrew

#

heh