40k-lore-chat

[fallen plaza]

As much as I wish to do that

I still wanna finish my solar aux proxies

Although it's hard to care about then nowadays when I don't got a printer

[arctic talon]

And then the beasts died to like 10 marines and some assasinorum members somehow

Because uh reasons

God war of the beast fucking sucked

I don’t know anyone who’s read it all and likes it

[crystal forum]

get one

they're cheap

[plush mason]

i have only read/heard a few exerts from it and it just sounds bad

[crystal forum]

it's good to know about though

like it sounds like some far away legend

and i dont want to know more

[plush mason]

oh its massively important for the overall lore

hell the OG imperial fists all die in it

[arctic talon]

It literally shows the start of goge vandires rise to power yeah

God

I hate it so much

[crystal forum]

didnt vulkan die for the first time there

[arctic talon]

And I’m glad GW never acknowledges it

[arctic talon]

No

He’d already died in a heresy book

[crystal forum]

how did vulkan die last time again

it was some ork right

[arctic talon]

Uh

Which death

[crystal forum]

the last one

[arctic talon]

Vulkan dies a lot

Oh

[plush mason]

the beast was his last death iirc

[arctic talon]

He got killed on terra

By somthing

[plush mason]

oh

[arctic talon]

Oh for war of the beast yeah

[crystal forum]

wait when tf is the beast

[arctic talon]

Post heresy

[crystal forum]

i keep thinking the emperor is involved

[arctic talon]

Like m35?

M34?

[crystal forum]

or is that another beast

[arctic talon]

No

There was a really big ork in the heresy though

[crystal forum]

didnt the emperor fight a massive ork

oh

[arctic talon]

Not the beast

But yeah

[rocky gale]

You're thinking of the Xenocides

[crystal forum]

ah

[rocky gale]

Like the Rangan Xenocides or whatever they were called

[plush mason]

thats the war on the planet that is now called Armageddon

[arctic talon]

Either way war of the beast fucking sucks

[rocky gale]

Wait

[arctic talon]

And the fewer reminders I get the better

[arctic talon]

No that was different

[rocky gale]

Na Rangan was something else

Yea

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Your character is immediately already at the top of the verse basically

[arctic talon]

Its where the dark angels

Got their asses beaten

[queen laurel]

So yeah as suggested do tone it back a bit

[plush mason]

my inner space wolf just smiled a bit

[queen laurel]

Respect lowers by 50%

[plush mason]

hey i use to be a big fan of werewolves and vikings so i naturally gravitated to the space wolves early on

i grew out of them and space marines in general

[queen laurel]

Yes Birdy i know i'm just making fun of you because i find it funny

Also since your nameless you're birdy now

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[queen laurel]

That's your nickname from me

[crystal forum]

they are a little fucking bird

[fallen plaza]

Not for me it isnt

[crystal forum]

i hate that bird

look at it

[plush mason]

its a mallard duckling from world of warcraft lol

[queen laurel]

It has a beak it has feathers it has wings it's a bird

So i'm calling you birdy

[crystal forum]

i want to punch this bird

it's a stain on god's earth

[queen laurel]

Did a bird hit you with its like s*** or something

[crystal forum]

look at it

look at the pfp

[queen laurel]

You are unusually antagonistic on birds today

[crystal forum]

those cold dead eyes

[queen laurel]

Yes it's a bird on the pfp i don't see why you would go this mad man

[fallen plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147647754273837130/1278550399611174964/image.png?ex=66d13659&is=66cfe4d9&hm=f4173885a79b3a37b225198bd33adde468d23d6f94eb41cddcc572a39c36d1b6&

[arctic talon]

Oh boy

[fallen plaza]

This is like uh, George Orwell's book 1984

[crystal forum]

i came, i saw

i came

[plush mason]

this meme took way to long to find

[crystal forum]

i dont play wow

i did for like a month

in 2020

so i dont get it

[plush mason]

tldr the last boss of the previous expac died saying what was in the meme and the expac right after it added the duck model lol

[crystal forum]

do you think people would notice if i played with normal space marines but one model is literally doom slayer

[tough haven]

Probably

Just play like salamanders or dark angels

[crystal forum]

faint heavy metal

[tough haven]

40K fans are really nuts about details sometimes

I’d bet some would yell at you cause it’s not a 40K model

[crystal forum]

i genuinely thought most tabletop players did the bare minimum just to be able to play

[dusk patrol]

It depends

[tough haven]

Oh true

[dusk patrol]

If someone is being an anal prick just don’t play with them

[tough haven]

I guess I’m thinking of like the way too serious hobbyists

[dusk patrol]

But in the same vein don’t take advantage of someone letting you use substitutes

[tough haven]

That’s tts players

[crystal forum]

what do you mean

[tough haven]

How so

[crystal forum]

like cheating?

[dusk patrol]

That or just put in the effort

Make sure you’re writing down and making it clear what a model counts for

Probably shouldn’t have a ton with a nebulous configuration

[crystal forum]

honestly if you need to be told this stuff you weren't ready to play fair to begin with

[dusk patrol]

In other unrelated news they confirmed legion specific plastics are coming for Heresy

[crystal forum]

YESSS

[dusk patrol]

So we might someday in the far future get plastic Gorgons and Immortals

Maybe Iron Fathers too

[crystal forum]

instead of fucking forge world pauldrons which are NEVER IN STOCK

[crystal forum]

my dream is every mark getting some love

but that prob wont happen

[dusk patrol]

I think eventually it will

GW likes money

[crystal forum]

there's so many marks though

[dusk patrol]

Except Mk1

[crystal forum]

there's no way it'll make money for all marks

[dusk patrol]

Eh they got most covered anyways

[dusk patrol]

Why not?

[crystal forum]

mark 5 only has like 1 option

[dusk patrol]

And they can add more

[crystal forum]

it all does the same thing tabletop wise

[dusk patrol]

So?

[crystal forum]

it's just cosmetic

[dusk patrol]

So do all the pauldrons

And a lot of melee weapons

[queen laurel]

GW in their incentive on wanting to bring back old world

[dusk patrol]

It’s a tabletop war game

It’s all cosmetic ultimately

[crystal forum]

idk i guess im just confused why mark 2 isnt made anymore

maybe they just said fuck it and didnt make new moulds

[dusk patrol]

Mould probably broke

[crystal forum]

and now they're just waiting for plastic

[dusk patrol]

I know they had to make a new Imperial Fist Praetor cause their master mould broke for whatever reason

Shits expensive as fuck

[queen laurel]

is Mark 3 like the oldest armor the space marines still use

[crystal forum]

resin just sucks man

[crystal forum]

mark 2

[queen laurel]

even in modern day?

[crystal forum]

mark 3 is literally just mark 2 but caked up

mark 4 is when they did something new

mark 6, beaky, is most advanced during heresy

[dusk patrol]

Mk1 was technically in use still during the heresy by some

Although it was upgraded and updated

[crystal forum]

apparently yes by some chaos fucks

[sour hornet]

it's also peak

[queen laurel]

In 40K modern day then

[queen laurel]

Only really chaos?

[dusk patrol]

Mk2 mostly

[sour hornet]

the beak is peak

[dusk patrol]

Mk1 would be very rare

[crystal forum]

primaris replaced all the other shit obv

and mark 1 doesnt have atmospheric rebreather so it's not worth using for space marines

[queen laurel]

i love that this armor is the reason that Orks call them beakiez

[crystal forum]

mark 5 is a weird one since it's supposed to be a ton of ad hoc shit

but it's only represented by studed mark 7 lookin ass

mark 7 is classic space marine vader ripoff

the one we all knew and loved

mark 8 is some bullshit who cares and they skipped mark 9

mark X is primaris

[plush mason]

mark 8 has the collar

beyond that its just like the mark 7 afaik

[fallen plaza]

Mark six wasn't the most advanced

That was Mark 4

Mark 6 was just specialized

There's like a whole supply chain war just to get the Mark 4

Which side note is peak heresy lore and I wish there was more lore like that

[arctic talon]

Mark 6 is arguably the second most advanced set

Mark 4 was def the best though

[queen laurel]

yo wolf

Is me saying that Bebop is similar to renekton in that their abilities aren't fundamentally deep but they have combo potential that you can work off of ?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

yeah i can work with that

[dusk patrol]

Bebop is the annoying as fuck wombo combo hook character that every moba needs

[shadow plover]

I've hated every MOBA in existence but I've been enjoying Deathlock and Bebop is my man

[dusk patrol]

Currently enjoying Warden

[shadow plover]

Went 28/8/25 with 60k damage last time I played the other day

[arctic talon]

real

[shadow plover]

Bebop is the Vindicta punisher

[dusk patrol]

Yes how….fun

[queen laurel]

And to add insult to injury his signature hook bomb uppercut combo if it can get off the right opportunity can literally kill the rest of your team if he was going to bomb build

[dusk patrol]

Yup

You can also just use a minion to do it

Plant the bomb and yeet the minion over to the enemy

[shadow plover]

The minion yeet is so fun

[queen laurel]

imagine running away and your ally Bebop trolls you by grabbing you putting the bomb on you and punting your ass to the enemy team only for him to get a quadra kill and rub it in on your face that it worked

[shadow plover]

[queen laurel]

but i'm pretty sure his uppercut doesn't work on allies right

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think so

[shadow plover]

I've yeeted a friend a couple times by accident with an accompanying bomb

[dusk patrol]

His hook does though

[shadow plover]

It does

[queen laurel]

well well

[shadow plover]

Minion bomb work

[queen laurel]

i really wish to play it

[dusk patrol]

It’s pretty fun for now at least

[queen laurel]

but seems getting the codes and stuff is annoying

[dusk patrol]

Although I’m still not sure on how some stuff works lol

[shadow plover]

you just have to have a friend playing it and the friend can invite you to the test

[dusk patrol]

Lots to learn with interactions and abilities and stuff

[queen laurel]

now that's the worst part i don't have friends

[dusk patrol]

And all the fucking items

[shadow plover]

the core game is very fleshed out already, the early access really only shows in some characters missing textures or animations being place holder-ish

I've always hated the homework a moba gives you to study all the items available

[dusk patrol]

Also some crashing

[queen laurel]

you buy your upgrades and stuff in that trolley thing

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

It’s more the builds

[shadow plover]

good think the public builds are a thing so I can just go with them and modify them if need be

[dusk patrol]

And all the items to get and what to get and all that

[queen laurel]

a bebop brawler build is one of my ideas but i don't think it works for how he plays

[shadow plover]

for one I've yet to use any active items besides that one healing item I tried once

[dusk patrol]

I am 100% a public build sheep rn

[shadow plover]

hopefully there will be more than one map on launch

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

Although man I don’t wanna learn a new map also

[queen laurel]

does it have already have a launch date?

[shadow plover]

no

[queen laurel]

ok

good to know

When I pick up the game I'm probably gonna be hard stuck on the lowest rank because I'm not gonna go rank man

[shadow plover]

I've not played anything ranked since like Siege operation health or something and I do not wish to go back

[queen laurel]

yeah I made a promise that if I ever in my life pick up a moba again I'm gonna stay on casual

[shadow plover]

CSGO and Siege were very taxing to play 'seriously'

but hey got from silver 2 to global elite in 300 hours

good reason to retire

[queen laurel]

i am never and i mean never gonna play rank

[dusk patrol]

Yeah I don’t bother with ranked stuff

Too frustrating and not fun for me

I got GM in Overwatch one season

Realized that no matter what it’s shit

Got diamond in siege

Realized I wasn’t having fun

[queen laurel]

Like you could have just have the nicest like lane everything is going well for you only for your teammates to screw it up because they got salty because you apparently stole their minion on your own lane

[dusk patrol]

Well the nice thing is this game doesn’t have that

Everyone shares souls for kills if they’re close

[shadow plover]

I lied, I played Halo Infinite ranked for a season when it launched, it was fine but had no group to play with so I stopped

[queen laurel]

Solo rank is Fucked

I swear some people develop some weird psychological mentality upgrades just to play it

[shadow plover]

I wouldn't call it an upgrade

character flaw more like

[queen laurel]

downgrade it is then

[dusk patrol]

I get the appeal for people I just

Get too frustrated

Care too much

It stops being fun and I get really toxic and it can make me go to bed unhappy and I don’t want that out of a game I’m supposed to be relaxing with

[shadow plover]

quite so

[queen laurel]

yeah it gets taxing trying to achieve something only for you to fail because your teammates or the enemies just way better

I'm not saying I'm the best player in the world quite frankly I'm rather average or bad but

sometimes like come on man the team can work

[fallen plaza]

Shit like this is why I stopped playing PvP games

[shadow plover]

I also like the way Deadlock has implemented the chat, the text bubbles appear top of the screen under the player characters so I pretty much miss every message anyone could send because I don't pay attention to that side of the screen so I don't get worked up if anyone starts getting pissy

[fallen plaza]

I feel like shit, I go to a match, I get rekted, I kill myself

[queen laurel]

can you turn it off?

[shadow plover]

Haven't checked

[queen laurel]

Hopefully you can because I don't want to listen to people whining about how bad I am deal with it

[shadow plover]

I'd suppose you could

[fallen plaza]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147647754273837130/1278636957659955231/20240426_235227.mp4?ex=66d186f6&is=66d03576&hm=cfe41f8e3d731273234fd5948d8338b91a2b209e675901ed50aae90efe866e31&

@storm jungle

His name is bob

[rose thorn]

IAVJSDBKEJS

[rose thorn]

[queen laurel]

what a nice looking plague toad

[hallow plover]

All hail the Hypnotoad!

[crystal forum]

i wish to kiss it

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/on-frog-frog-on-god-on-dog-gif-13492924572480532659

[queen laurel]

oh yeah dils you saw art chat?

[storm jungle]

BRUH DAMN

[queen laurel]

yeah it was funny, and you have no idea how much I had to stop myself from pinging you just to keep the surprise

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

Good morning lore chat

how are my favorite warhammer fans today

[queen laurel]

saw something funny in art chat

so very happy

[viral halo]

what was it

[queen laurel]

just look

[viral halo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[queen laurel]

SEE?

GOOD SHIT IT WAS

[viral halo]

Unexpected

great way to start the morning

Let me tell you folks, in a speedeating oatmeal contest I could give a medieval peasant a run for his money

[queen laurel]

You probably down hot dogs and beer like Peter from family guy downs food in general

[viral halo]

I fucking love hot dogs

after work I'm going to sit at my local bar and have 8 sam adams seasonals

then I'm going to drive home and listen to drowning pool until I fall asleep

[queen laurel]

I don't care that it shortens my life i will eat it i'm here for a good time not a long one

[viral halo]

When I was in high school I ate 8 hot pockets in a day

I did not feel great after

[queen laurel]

By Gorka Morka be glad they blessed you with an iron stomach after that

[rose thorn]

Ogors reference !?!!?

[outer wave]

I'm tired and at work

[crystal forum]

hi tired and at work

[queen laurel]

yes

[rose thorn]

Based

There is probably gonna be an ogors line refresh this year r

I mean

Next

I hoops

Whoops*

[queen laurel]

It seems right now they are focusing on the grots and the orruk for destruction

Next year they are getting a new spear head

[outer wave]

Based reference

[rose thorn]

Ye, but I’m just during that’s the main rumor atm

Saying*

[queen laurel]

I definitely want ogors

[rose thorn]

Also gloomspites get a new fucking spear head every year it’s so funny

[queen laurel]

They should get a moon blade head box instead

Get it because they like the bad mood

I will see myself out

[rose thorn]

oh yeah did you see the rumor engine of the gloomspite wolf armor?

[queen laurel]

No

Because i haven't figured out how to turn on the notifications for warhammer community

[rose thorn]

it was from a bit ago

but

[queen laurel]

Yeah that looks a bit nice

[rose thorn]

its probably a hero version of these guys

[queen laurel]

Yeah damn

[rose thorn]

which would be nice

honestly i use to fucking hate these models

but htey warmed up to me

[queen laurel]

After finishing black talon i am rather very very happy right now and also because of that art chat

[queen laurel]

This is me the entirety of aos

[rocky gale]

Leak suggest the release order for AoS codexes next year will be

Warclans + Nighthaunt -> Idoneth -> Soulblight -> CoS.

[rose thorn]

thye look really nice next to kragnos

[queen laurel]

I used to hate it but man i glad i warmed up it man i

[rose thorn]

please seperate ironjaws and krule boyz please

[queen laurel]

Warclans? i thought they separated the Iron Jawz and kruleboyz

[rose thorn]

they are like, inbetween

its stupid

[rocky gale]

They are, but they will still share a single battletome

It will be split in two for them

[rose thorn]

uhGGGgg

[rocky gale]

It's weird

They're two factions, but they still share a book

[rose thorn]

it was understandable with the bone guys

but now

[queen laurel]

They doing that gutbuster beastclaw raider shit?

[rose thorn]

[rose thorn]

beastclaw and gut busters are the same army

these are two different armies

[queen laurel]

Like ogors have two armies but they share a battle tome

[rose thorn]

they jsut share a book

[rose thorn]

they got rid of that in third

they are one army

[queen laurel]

I think they're different because got busters are ogres that are like the old world were the mercenaries and stuff beast claw is always followed by blizzard so they fight differently

[rose thorn]

they are subfactions in the samea rmy

its weird

[rocky gale]

Also from the "leak"

"Massive release of CoS is coming with something like 12 kits"

"A smattering of characters, a new marshall on a big mount, and a large amount of dwarf machinery."

[rose thorn]

is there gonna eb new dwarf normal units?

i really wanan buy some dwarves but i dotn want them to be out dated

i mean aos dwarves

duardin

fuck

[fallen plaza]

Dont even dare call them that

[rocky gale]

Leak says to expect them Febuary/March

[queen laurel]

gutbusters is all about infantry, guns and artillery, and beastclaw is the monster army

[rose thorn]

yes but htey are the same amry, youcan have beast claw leader lead gut busters

[rocky gale]

and honestly with every AoS faction getting their battletome next year, they are going to be releasing them fast

[rose thorn]

for example

[rocky gale]

Atleast 2 a month

[rose thorn]

but you cant have an iron jaw lead krule boyz

[rose thorn]

yay!

[queen laurel]

with orruks not a thing

yeah that is something

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-usagi-lol-choke-funny-gif-21621164

im gonna kill you

[queen laurel]

Honestly i think they're just like keeping it easier to pick up

Just one battle tome for the price of two armies

[rose thorn]

i hate that they share a battletomb, it barely does anything for the army

[queen laurel]

Yeah i agree

[rose thorn]

when they do an event release

[queen laurel]

Like they are completely different and how they work and separate with each other

[rose thorn]

adn there is a new iron jaw

you have to pick it up

even if it doenst affect your half

[queen laurel]

Yep and reading the book becomes unnecessarily like a bit annoying because like i care only about this side of the army not that one

I wanted to know the stories and lore about the giant brutes not the swamp guys

[rose thorn]

beast of chaos players with no battletomb to worry about:

[queen laurel]

I love kruleboyz boys but i want them to have their own tome

[rose thorn]

me too

[queen laurel]

Singular fraction tones are very much easier to f****** read

[rose thorn]

i want twice as much lroe

[queen laurel]

I don't play the game i'm only there for the lore stuff but man

[rose thorn]

also i really want that stormcast battletomb, iw anna see how the subfactions work

[queen laurel]

Multifaction books are annoying

[rose thorn]

12 kits?
fucking hell

[rocky gale]

Big if true

[queen laurel]

cities definitely needs a tune up

They need some new stuff for the coming war man I want a bloody cog fort

[rose thorn]

hey 40k dwarves waht do you have-

[rocky gale]

My friend was watching that stream last night dreading that they would announce Votann

[queen laurel]

a book coming up written by a writer good at world building but very bad at everything else

[rocky gale]

He's saving money rn and doesn't want any Votann releases this year

[rose thorn]

if votaan get another foot hero this year im gonna die laughing

it woud be so bad

if tahts all they get

im just gonna only buy humans then to assure i dont buy outdated models

(i cant afford to buy any models)

[rocky gale]

Yeaaaaa

I'll be waiting

Saving my money for next year and hoping no surprise releases come out and bankrupt me

[crystal forum]

i wonder which combat patrol i should buy this time

new HH tanks coming next year

the iron hands will be pleased

[rose thorn]

What armies do you have now

[crystal forum]

space marine

i have many choices

and i wish to burn money

side note

https://youtu.be/ivEj-bWYTRE?si=s1_DcYlQzaooVSmb

this goes so fucking hard

i can imagine this playing as my marines tear through demons

fuck orchestra shit

[rocky gale]

New Chaos character for Old World

Frydaal the Chainmaker

She's getting a model but it's not been previewed yet

[sour hornet]

She?

[rocky gale]

Yep

[sour hornet]

Noted.

[rocky gale]

She’s a champion of Chaos Undivided and is basically leading the first Chaos incursion into the Empire before the lead up to the Siege of Praag

[rose thorn]

ggrrr, wokes, wokes got the hammer grrrr,

[rocky gale]

and they also said in the Stream there will be a new Everchosen coming

Which the article also suggest

[rose thorn]

How dare grrr they introduce women

[rose thorn]

Yay!!

[rocky gale]

"These champions (willingly) become slaves to darkness in the pursuit of glory, but the big joke that’s always played on them is that the glory is someone else’s. She’s got a miniature coming, and she looks really good."

So they're implying she's top dog for now, until the new Everchosen shows up

Also

"over a period of years she carves out her own little fiefdom near Marienberg, which is still part of the Empire at this juncture, and one of the major claimants to the throne. In fact, Empress Magritta has one of the more legitimate claims of the four candidates."

Empress Magritta mentioned

[rose thorn]

Her model’s direct competitor is abraxia

[rocky gale]

So we might be getting Magritta and a Marienburg themed army with the Empire release

[rose thorn]

Basically

[rose thorn]

Nice

[rocky gale]

Hopefully it's better than Abraxia tbh

[rose thorn]

I like her alot tbh, but it’s mainly the dragon and spear that Carries

[rocky gale]

Since she's a Norsican then she might make a good fit as a Dark Oath character for AoS

[rose thorn]

Yay!!!

She looks like a Chaos warrior though tbh

[rocky gale]

We'll see

[rose thorn]

If she’s on foot then she is a nice chaos lord model

[crystal forum]

she lookin like a horus heresy era primarch

[rose thorn]

I’m planning to use the underworlds chaos warriors for the lord, sorcerer, and two champions tbh

[rose thorn]

[sour hornet]

Always nice to see more undivided chaos folks, even if it's... 🤢 AoS

[storm jungle]

get over it

lol

[sour hornet]

nice to get a model too

[rocky gale]

It's Old World you dope

[storm jungle]

^

KEK

[sour hornet]

[sour hornet]

real

[rocky gale]

But if she's good I will be getting her for AoS

and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[sour hornet]

but chaos, but meh

[storm jungle]

man i still cant believe they made that one female chaos warrior model exclusive

its like one of my favorites

[rocky gale]

Which one?

[storm jungle]

The one with the massive horn, hold on

[rose thorn]

Abraxia?

[storm jungle]

Holga

[rocky gale]

Holga Clovenhorn?

[storm jungle]

fucking love this thing

[rocky gale]

Oh

Wow

[storm jungle]

literally peak barbarian wife

[rose thorn]

SHES SO COOL

[rocky gale]

I've never seen her before

[storm jungle]

Exclusive!

[rose thorn]

Neither have I

[storm jungle]

:)))

[sour hornet]

nice mace

[rocky gale]

She's amazing

[rose thorn]

Let me uh check…. A specific website

8.95

[sour hornet]

what are those numbers

[rose thorn]

Recasting price

[rocky gale]

Sheesh 35 squid on Ebay

[storm jungle]

Not gonna lie almost worth it

[sour hornet]

maybe

[rose thorn]

If she supposed to be a chaos lord or a champion?

[rocky gale]

Aspiring Champion

[rose thorn]

Ah

[rocky gale]

According to her Wiki

[rose thorn]

Wait, like that leads a unit?

[rocky gale]

Wait

[queen laurel]

oh yeah dils just finished blacktalon and i have to say

good shit

[rocky gale]

"Holga Clovenhorn is an Aspiring Champion of the Oathsworn tribes"

Darkoath???????????

[rose thorn]

HUH?!?!

Like she ascended from the tribes to a chaos warrior?

[queen laurel]

dilara call her a barbarian

not me

Dilara

[rose thorn]

[sour hornet]

I mean

Look at her

[queen laurel]

i corrected myself you goblin

[rose thorn]

Burn, I will not let anyone insult the darkoath

[queen laurel]

they are barbarians and you know it

you cannot change the truth weakling

[rose thorn]

[queen laurel]

yer Aqua Ghyranis ain't gonna do shit

[storm jungle]

Barbarian is not a derogative term, look at Conan

peak gigachad himbo

[crystal forum]

why is warhammer doing 3 events in the southern US and none in the new england area

[gray umbra]

Sigvald the magnificent

[sour hornet]

darkoath

[gray umbra]

Himbo energy

[sour hornet]

they literally are barbarians no?

[crystal forum]

this is bullshit

[rose thorn]

I heard Conan is a very poorly aged books series

[queen laurel]

yeah nowadays their old meaning of being barbaric monsters are lost they're basically just these guys

[gray umbra]

Dear lord florida

[queen laurel]

wearing furs very little armor and scream at the top of their lungs

as they charge the nearest thing that would probably kill them

[storm jungle]

they should be NUDE

ALL BALLS

[gray umbra]

Amiri from pathfinder

[queen laurel]

I don't think female Barbarians having their tits out as a good design choice

[rose thorn]

The consequences of dnd

[crystal forum]

somehow they become stronger the less armour they wear

[sour hornet]

I mean that looks very much like a typical barbarian

[queen laurel]

i feel like it's more diablo's fault

[rose thorn]

Apologizes on my part, my developmental years was spent in Idaho

[crystal forum]

your own private idaho?

[gray umbra]

Somethingsomething armor proficiency

[sour hornet]

disagree

[rose thorn]

What?

[sour hornet]

idaho

my condolences

[queen laurel]

shut up and go back to the basement and lick twink feet you disgusting hornsent

[sour hornet]

🙏

[crystal forum]

look it up

[rose thorn]

Oh movie

[sour hornet]

I object to being a hornsent

[queen laurel]

funny i don't care

[crystal forum]

no

[queen laurel]

Hornsent it is

[sour hornet]

[queen laurel]

that's what your nickname is

[queen laurel]

ohh yeah forget to reply apology accepted

[rose thorn]

Thank you

uwu

[rocky gale]

For a moment I forgot Idaho was a massive state with lots of people and was about to ask if you knew someone

[rose thorn]

Plummer Idaho

Do they live near there?

[sour hornet]

it has like 7 people in the state

[rocky gale]

Don't think so

[sour hornet]

you are forgiven

[rose thorn]

Probably not lol

Unless their last name is Jenicek

Or the mayor of Plummer

[queen laurel]

all i know about idaho are potatoes

that's it

[sour hornet]

obliterating seventeen hornsent villages as a coping mechanism

[rose thorn]

Potatoes, timber, and huckleberries

[queen laurel]

aight added

[rose thorn]

Also Lewis and Clark

[crystal forum]

it's idaho

not that many people

[rose thorn]

Idaho is fucking burger

Burger

HIGE

HUGE

OMFG

[rocky gale]

Burger

[sour hornet]

Idaho, Montana, Washington, all vast landscapes

[queen laurel]

HUGE BURGER

[sour hornet]

Wyoming too, but it's way more ass

[rose thorn]

[crystal forum]

washington has seattle at least

but yeah idaho, the famous potato place apparently

potatos

[rose thorn]

I have no clue only Idaho is really making potatoes

Considering it’s the easiest crop to grow

[sour hornet]

And the unkind part up north apparently

[crystal forum]

is it?

[rose thorn]

Also it’s mostly south Idaho that does potatoes

[crystal forum]

it's next to alberta so very low bar when it comes to niceness

badum tish

[sour hornet]

North Idaho has a lot of racists apparently, like it's their hangout spot.

Canadians are pretty chill in comparison

[crystal forum]

not albertans

we have our flavours as well

they're the texans of canada

[queen laurel]

they put ice cream and potatoes together

[rocky gale]

[queen laurel]

a bit weird not the most outrageous thing i've seen

[crystal forum]

are you sure that's not sour cream

[rocky gale]

Why would you do this to a potato?

[queen laurel]

sorry no it's a Idaho Ice Cream Potato

it's a thing

[crystal forum]

@rose thorn please atone for these crimes against humanity

[queen laurel]

she did nothing i'm sure

[rose thorn]

thats not a real thing lmao

[queen laurel]

the state however

[crystal forum]

guilty by association

[queen laurel]

really?

[rose thorn]

yeah

its a joke

[queen laurel]

ok good because i will eat it ironically

i'm just that much of an ogre i suppose

[rose thorn]

our main dessert is gooeys

[queen laurel]

oh shit this looks good

[celest dome]

What is a Gooeys ?

[crystal forum]

midwesterners creating the most delicious desert known to man to offset the seasonal depression

[queen laurel]

bro i have the image right there

[celest dome]

Still not sure what it is though, is it Sunday/Ice cream ?

[shell mason]

die

[crystal forum]

it's an extra fancy sundae apparently

[queen laurel]

it's joke food mate catch up

[rose thorn]

its like, a yogurt partfaie but with icecream

[crystal forum]

load the snazzgun

[rose thorn]

parfie

[crystal forum]

rev up the killa kan

[queen laurel]

i can work with that

[shell mason]

my brother in christ, have you not seen the shit people put together?

[queen laurel]

i do and i don't care

[crystal forum]

HA idaho was also first settled by french canadians (after natives)

[queen laurel]

i am an ogre that likes to eat something if it tastes good

even if it looks like an abomination put together by god

[queen laurel]

jay we're talking about food not history

[crystal forum]

boise is french word

fucking knew it

it's always the damn french

[shell mason]

exactly therefore die

[crystal forum]

and there's a lot of french last names in idaho

apparently

[queen laurel]

i can't Gork likes me

[shell mason]

thats cool, i do not care

[rose thorn]

yeah

do

[queen laurel]

and they don't care that you don't care so leave me alone you trench dwelling basement huffing centipede

[rose thorn]

you nto know about hte louisiana purchase???

the*

[shell mason]

agree to disagree

[rose thorn]

how many of you are americans and know about the louisiana purchase

[queen laurel]

i'm asian so no

[rocky gale]

Non American but I know

[queen laurel]

i'm already out of the equation

[rose thorn]

you are?

neat

[shell mason]

im American but i do not know

[queen laurel]

yes Philipines

[rose thorn]

its, literally when we bought half of the us from the french

[shell mason]

ok

[rocky gale]

It's when the US purchased all of Frances colonies and territorial claims in America

[shell mason]

oh yeah

the original 13 states

[crystal forum]

even though it wasn't even defended

literally free money for the french

[rose thorn]

you dont invade your own allies jay

[crystal forum]

anyways france also abandoned its actual colony and then it got invaded by the british and that's why canada is under the monarchy

[rose thorn]

ih yeah

oregan

forgot about that

[crystal forum]

who?

im talking about quebec

[rose thorn]

oregan were british loyalists

the state

wait how the fucl

[crystal forum]

when the US independence happened most british loyalists came up and settled upper canada

which encompassed present day ontario and montreal i think

it was called upper canada even though it was under lower canada

which fucking sucked in geography class

[plush mason]

tbf most of the southern colonies where also loyalists

[rose thorn]

ah

[rocky gale]

Most of the states were pretty evenly split with loyalists tbh

[plush mason]

but the south was controlled by the loyalists mainly

[crystal forum]

you dont see many people speak french in the US anymore

louisiana still has some old french speakers

but very old people

and the cajun accent slaps btw

the actual french cajun accent

not the mutant english bastard child

https://youtube.com/shorts/a18mfObTkK0?si=IFrImnQbMzJe6u3h

it sounds extremely cute

he's saying it's beautiful outside and the sun is out

well, beautiful meaning it's just pleasant

i wanna go to louisiana just to talk to some of these people

god damn

[rose thorn]

reewatching the skaven reveal

why did they show off tranqoul and boneripper again?

like, hes a pretty old model

[queen laurel]

you mean this

[gray umbra]

God damn even his nipples have cannons

[rose thorn]

yea

if you watch the twitter skaven lien reveal

they show that model

[queen laurel]

Thanquol is borderline to be fair straight up the most popular skaven

thanks to being always next to the poster boys of warhammer fantasy

[rose thorn]

i guess they were showing off the leader of all the skaven clans

[crystal forum]

tbh that model is metal as fuck

[queen laurel]

hey it's one of the funniest rats riding a rat ogre with four flame throwers

it's definitely bussing

[crystal forum]

you cannot convince me skaven shouldn't be in 40k

[dusk patrol]

Rn the last thing 40k needs is more factions

Especially meme factions

[queen laurel]

orks already take the place of the meme faction

[crystal forum]

i want more meme

[queen laurel]

they are narratively speaking very similar to skaven

[dusk patrol]

I love Skaven but idk what niche they’d even fill

“Oh boy another horde”

[crystal forum]

and skaven have the "kinda smart" aspect which makes them more than just comedic brutes

[dusk patrol]

“But wait for they have tech too!”

[dusk patrol]

So does every more humorous faction in these settings

[queen laurel]

orks have hordes have the rickety technology the funny speaking and the unstable leadership system

[crystal forum]

i refuse to get into fantasy

[queen laurel]

like you practically have to remove orks if you want the skaven

[crystal forum]

maybe make gretchen smarter in one clan

[rose thorn]

you know i just realized, if you wanna update any of your old skaven models

jsut put a clan rat head on it

the model line update was minaly a face redo

[crystal forum]

have one weird ork clan where the orks arent the ones in control

[queen laurel]

yeah uh orks we'll probably batter them into the head

Gretchen might be small and nimble and stuff but I don't think they're going to do much damage against an ork

[rose thorn]

are we talking 40k or aos

[queen laurel]

40k

[rose thorn]

oh

you can totally takes whats that ork in the giant armors name

slap a robot head on him

and say a gretchen is piloting it

an dhtat hes pretending to be a big ork

[queen laurel]

you mean GHAZGHKULL MAG URUK THRAKA YA ZOGGER!?

[crystal forum]

what about the warboss model with the gretchen machinegunner on it

[queen laurel]

could work

[crystal forum]

i cant find it

[rose thorn]

yes

[crystal forum]

GOD yes

ork guns are so good

scrolling through ork models

i love ork planes

they look like actual WW2 planes

even got the fuel canisters on the wings

[queen laurel]

i love that even though damaged planes can be repaired to allow it to fly again they sometimes make it into a vehicle being the Megatrakk Scrapjet

[crystal forum]

holy shit

i didnt know that

that's so good

ork still has his flight suit

how fast is this thing on tabletop

[queen laurel]

pretty fast i say

[crystal forum]

12 inches lmao

isn't that the whole playing board

[tough haven]

No

It’s like a 4th of it

[crystal forum]

boring

[tough haven]

Still about as fast as you can get without rules bs

planes are 20

[arctic talon]

I miss the fucking 48" ghostkeel move

LOL

[tough haven]

Same

You can still do the board wide move with a solitaire I think

And with a gorkanaut you can move nearly the whole map by using this stratagem and then charging during WAAAAGH! and that also allows you to have units inside of it

so theoretically you can be in their deployment turn one

if you waste your WAAAAGH on it

nvm

gornakaut is only 8"

still its a pretty far move

[fallen plaza]

The current maelstrom modifier is very zzz…

Increased special activity, its just regular damnation

[plush mason]

that think was fun in the speed freakz game

still liked the megatank more

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/buT5yuGwg8s?si=KNZot1WW1k6YwEOZ

WE FLAMING NIDS WITH THIS ONE

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's fast and a lot of fire power

[winter vessel]

I can already hear the helldivers moaning in ecstasy over this one flame weapon just to spite HD2

[spring cairn]

will they shit themselves if the flamer in sm2 doesn't kill the heaviest enemies in 3 seconds too ?

[winter vessel]

and then watch them start Bi***ing about SM2 saying the flamer needs a buff. they think understanding the 40k universe is gonna be a cakewalk to grasp this one game, but they don't know how much of a storm they're walking into compared to the Helldivers Universe

they should expect that the answer they get when asking a question will almost always include "it's a little more complicated than that"

[arctic talon]

The game is a power fantasy game

Tbf

A marine is not killing 6 fucking nid warriors

At once lol

[spring cairn]

yeah but if the hardest diff is actually hard

they'll shit themselves

[arctic talon]

However it goes hard

So whatever

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

ik how it goes by now

[arctic talon]

I don’t need lore accuracy if shit is fun

Ngl

[crystal forum]

what the fuck

why is dilara cadian

[arctic talon]

That marine is getting all 3 feet of that whip smh

[spring cairn]

i'm still waiting for post launch reviews

and by that i mean a good week

[crystal forum]

pre order you coward

[queen laurel]

Lovely PFP you got there I wonder where you got it

[spring cairn]

no pre order

i leave that to the average gamer

[winter vessel]

"where's my stratagem?! WHERE'S MY STRATAGEM?!" struggling with one lictor

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

anyway, gamers be gamers

[crystal forum]

did you draw it

[queen laurel]

no it's in art chat

go there and scroll up

[spring cairn]

you gonna have a time where no one says anything bad about the game because everyone is charmed and super into it

and then it'll get complicated

[queen laurel]

It's always that

[spring cairn]

i've watched the circus too many times

[queen laurel]

They have fun then they start noticing the flaws

slowly but surely

[crystal forum]

fucking kasrkin

[spring cairn]

or better yet, they make them up in their own heads

[winter vessel]

"did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?"-some dude on a beach

[queen laurel]

yep

[spring cairn]

"is this game made for me ?"

"no it's clearly because the devs have no vision"

[winter vessel]

the habit is very self-destructive and the lack of "maybe I'M the problem?".

[crystal forum]

i like playing vimeo games

i want big buff space marine

pls GW let me buy bunkers

even though i can make them with styrofoam

or the devil's printing press

@dusk patrol what are the chances of GW ever doing an ironhand focused release

[arctic talon]

That’s a good joke

[fallen plaza]

On the offchance they do it, they will give them the farsight treatment

[crystal forum]

shit

[fallen plaza]

One cool model, and then a box set that bundles the new model with old ones

[crystal forum]

also majorkill hates abaddon for some reason

[fallen plaza]

Its just memes who cares

Anyways

Ironhands wont get cool treatment

They are pretty much permanently on standby mode

With heresy though?

There is a chance

[arctic talon]

Still unlikely

But they’ll get a praetor

Right guys

Right

[fallen plaza]

Still more likely than in 40k

[arctic talon]

Lol

Prolly

[rocky gale]

Because in memelore Abaddon is a useless loser so it's popular to clown on him

[arctic talon]

I wouldn’t expect anything more then upgrade sprues and named character

For 40K

[fallen plaza]

But i feel like some point

Maybe a decade or less

[crystal forum]

funny since abaddon is one of the few chaos characters i actually enjoy

his reasoning isn't absolute shit

[fallen plaza]

GW will run out of cool mascot factions for each edition

So they’ll have to scrape the bottom of the barrel

Like, space wolves

[crystal forum]

space wolves have their own combat patrol

[arctic talon]

Not they won’t

It’ll always be UM

[arctic talon]

We will never escape

Just like how heresy

Has been taken over by Big Dorn

[crystal forum]

they can't even give love to the founding chapters they created

[fallen plaza]

Im talking edition mascots

[arctic talon]

And Big Horus

It used to be worse somehow

[arctic talon]

Regarding this

Lol

[fallen plaza]

Like how dark angels were the 10th ed mascots

[arctic talon]

When

It’s UM in all the promo stuff

[fallen plaza]

I mean they brought the lion back

[crystal forum]

so based that astartes was done with a custom regiment

[winter vessel]

sigh oh my sweet Crimson Fists

[fallen plaza]

And now bangels are getting some love

[crystal forum]

like the entire fandom loves everything except UM

[fallen plaza]

They are shit models but still

[arctic talon]

That’s not really true

[fallen plaza]

Not really

[crystal forum]

ok not except

[arctic talon]

Do not talk shit about the new sanguinor and sang priest

I will kill you

[crystal forum]

but the entire fandom wants more

[arctic talon]

The sang priest makes me feel warm fuzzy nostalgia

From reading the 5e blood angels codex

[crystal forum]

should i get the new thing

[arctic talon]

Meh

[winter vessel]

aren't the new models lacking the nipple detail?

[crystal forum]

are all the models unique to blood angels

[arctic talon]

Sang priest is based on 5e art

He doesn’t have nipple armor

In that one

Sanguinor still has nips

The new sang guard suck

But that’s it imo

Astorath is a posing fix

[crystal forum]

why do blood angels have black armour

[fallen plaza]

You know im not talking about that

[arctic talon]

Angry

[fallen plaza]

Its death company

[crystal forum]

and gold

[arctic talon]

The assault intercessors + dreads aren’t

[crystal forum]

wait what???

[arctic talon]

The gold is to pair with sanguinius

[crystal forum]

that whole kit is death company??

[arctic talon]

The black armored dudes are death company

[arctic talon]

That’s the gimmick of the box

It’s a death company group

Led by astorath and lemartes

Lemartes is lost to the rage but still lucid

Astorath is just the head chap

[winter vessel]

I loved Cassor the Damned, dude is just Mad. not angry, but clinically insane

[arctic talon]

SORCERY YOU DARE!

[winter vessel]

"SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE, SO SAYS CASSOR"

[crystal forum]

why do death company people complain

[winter vessel]

the nid is just confused

[crystal forum]

did death company not get models for a while

also why do 40k youtubers complain about literally everything

[fallen plaza]

Lemartes new model fucking sucks

[crystal forum]

like i saw a guy complaining about new killteam

[fallen plaza]

You can answer that question yourself

Its not that hard

[crystal forum]

if the "it's different so i hate it" people could stfu that would be nice

[fallen plaza]

We just love to do that

[arctic talon]

I like it ngl

I like the old one more but the new one isn’t bad

[winter vessel]

Lemartes in this art captures his attitude with the Death Company

[fallen plaza]

Ngl i am that sometimes

[crystal forum]

dont contribute to the problem

[fallen plaza]

I dont complain as much anymore

[arctic talon]

I don’t think that’s lemartes

I could be wrong

[fallen plaza]

Mainly because there isnt much to

[dusk patrol]

It is but it’s old art I believe

He’s had a few different looks

[fallen plaza]

The new inquisitor model helped though

[arctic talon]

Oh it is lemartes

I’m not that old lol

[dusk patrol]

His more recent look before Primaris

[arctic talon]

He looks naked in that look without his scrolls

The primaris one looks less naked because he’s designed without the scrolls in mind ig

[fallen marsh]

Its more about how lackluster their new box is. They got next to zero ornaments in it. Compared to previous boxes they are just intercessors but painted black.

[arctic talon]

Going back to pre 5e death company

Paint it yourself

Or something

[fallen marsh]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside

I think we’ll get an actual DC kit in the future

[fallen marsh]

In very far future. Or they will get Kill Team

[crystal forum]

more kill teams

oh

i mixed up death company with deathwatch

why dont deathwatch have a faction

[fallen marsh]

They are too small to have one

[arctic talon]

They had one

Deathwatch don’t have a killteam in killteam because uh

[queen laurel]

Is a loyalist space marine kill team a thing or is it only like night lords

I'm a bit fuzzy on the details

[arctic talon]

There are 3 LSM killteams

Phobos, intercession squad and scouts

[queen laurel]

Okay

[arctic talon]

There’s 2 CSM team legionaries and nightlords

I do not like the nightlords team

And I wish it was generic

In the same vein as the veteran guardsmen team

[queen laurel]

The legionnaires ain't the generic one?

[arctic talon]

No

I wish the nightlords one was generic

I also wish the kasrkin team was a generic stormtrooper one

[sour hornet]

Makes me sad

also real ^

[arctic talon]

But that ship has sailed

Killteam veteran guardsmen is infinitely better

Like from a conceptual standpoint of being a generic killteam

Represented by a specific subfaction

The nightlords team could be a terror focused csm killteam

While the kasrkin one could be generic stormtroopers

[sour hornet]

"GW, this is the third time you've shown KASRKINS to the class."

[crystal forum]

there's rules for every flavor of space marine out there

even gravis