when the enemy kills ur creep, a little bubble flies out
#40k-lore-chat
spring cairn
spring cairn
and whoever hits the bubble get the gold
sour hornet
The Tau getting vibe-checked by that Scion was funny as hell
dusk patrol
when the enemy kills ur creep, a little bubble flies out
Also goes for players
dusk patrol
Anymore you get a kill some one can steal some of your soul gain
arctic talon
but its kind of crazy conceptually
queen laurel
It doesn't have that old moba lane system where creeps go to the lane and you kill the enemy creeps and support your own?
arctic talon
it does
dusk patrol
It’s a very classic moba
arctic talon
^
dusk patrol
Just a TPS
It has all the bells and whistles
Big bad mob to gang up on for sick loot
queen laurel
But i kill my own creeps
spring cairn
no
dusk patrol
Also everyone shares creep gain within a radius
queen laurel
Okay i am just so confused
arctic talon
Not in this game
dusk patrol
So there’s good ways to farm creeps
spring cairn
you deny the enemy's gain out of it
queen laurel
you deny the enemy's gain out of it
Okay so if the enemy kills my creep and i shoot the bubble first i get the stuff right
dusk patrol
Yeah whenever someone kills something part of their souls they’d gain fly up
queen laurel
Okay noted
dusk patrol
If you don’t shoot them whoever got the kill and their team in a radius gets the bonus
spring cairn
yeah but the trick is
dusk patrol
If you shoot enemies orbs you get to steal some of their souls
spring cairn
so if u kill 5 creeps but you don't have any ammo left
ur just gonna get all ur gold denied
dusk patrol
Also if you don’t shoot the orbs you still get them if they were yours
gray umbra
Creep denial is a strategy of cucking the other person of gold
dusk patrol
If no one else shoots them
queen laurel
If no one else shoots them
I'm guessing Bebop is a b**** to steal souls from
A laser gun for a primary weapon and a good chunk of crowd control
dusk patrol
No ones hard to steal souls from really
It’s just some suck at being able to shoot the other
Due to the different guns
Like some guns have a wind up
queen laurel
Yeah you know what
I'm going to try the game when it comes out or it becomes more available
Hopefully my pc can run it
arctic talon
It works on toasters
queen laurel
It works on toasters
Say less
queen laurel
Yeah to be fair as time goes on i do miss a bit of that moba edge
I will probably try to avoid the ranked mode as much as possible
arctic talon
It would be unacceptable for a full release
But it’s perfectly acceptable for what it is rn imo
queen laurel
But it’s perfectly acceptable for what it is rn imo
Yeah people nag about buggy alpha beta games too much
It's literally in alpha and beta of course it's going to have some stuff it needs to iron out
dusk patrol
That you only describe it as a little buggy
Yeah it’s not terrible and it’s why it exists
gray umbra
Mfw League and DOTA2 have both somehow grown in size
Competitive games and the allure of being "good"
Helps the rizz game
"Hey what do u do"
"Yeah im hardstuck plat but ill be masters this season i swear"
dusk patrol
“Hey baby you ever been with a guy who dies jungling in the first four minutes of a game?”
gray umbra
"Im the jungler for my college esports team"
"Bbygirl ill gap u like i gapped the enemy team"
arctic talon
late osprey
well mobas in general are also very flashy, its easy to see highlight moments and to feel apart of it as an observer
quite a bit like IRL sports
compare this to other competitive games like RTS's that are a bit more cerebral and very hard to follow or appreciate the significance of a particular moment
rose thorn
Right after class is the nova reveals!!!!!
crystal forum
i might struggle hard with organic art but i objectively kick ass at functional design
the fun part is it took me only 2 hours 
dusk patrol
crystal forum
If yiu were to give a crab a model
is this a pun because i dont get it
dusk patrol
I think the joke is Mags huffs paint thinners
green loom
Clash of Kings is really good
crystal forum
is that a supercell game
also i'm starting to suspect mag can't even name 30 space marine chapters
viral halo
Clash of Kings is really good
Best Game of thrones book fr
viral halo
Have you ever considered doing comic book art
dusk patrol
People always ruining cool sci fi with “omg what does this say about morality” or “the human condition really is interesting” or “this is obviously a critique on the post modern consumerist society we live in.”
Smh
storm jungle
We must ignore such messages and go back to buying minis
storm jungle
https://fixvx.com/GangSororitas/status/1828580562279281017
also this is the most "this was made by a guy" post ive seen this week lmao
paper haven
It's not that deep, people.
tough haven
also this is the most "this was made by a guy" post ive seen this week lmao
Yeah.
But the sororitas do kinda slay
Literally and figuratively
And I bet some women would like it
dusk patrol
also this is the most "this was made by a guy" post ive seen this week lmao
Well yeah women aren’t in the internet smh
paper haven
You think women are real?
crystal forum
it's funny because every damn time i see a sister of battle in a book, game or film they're used as a questioning believer who manage to regain their faith in the emperor
paper haven
Graham Mcneil?
dusk patrol
“Roll me an Lore (Imperium) check”
“Oof”
“You appeal to the morals of a genocidal warlord who wiped out countless civilizations and worlds to save your life”
viral halo
people that unironically post these should be the ones getting curbstomped ngl
I got it off twitter who got it off 4chan
storm jungle
Yep I know
ive seen that posted a lot
they are like "haha yeah that guy is a chad"
💀
viral halo
The ultramarine logo over the swastika on Ed nortons chest is actually funny tho
crystal forum
she was probably going to murder them anyways
dusk patrol
The context is the funnier thing
She was trying to pull a gun on them.
Its also funny cause how unhinged it is
And the lead up
crystal forum
She was trying to pull a gun on them.
called it
why did the sergeant even hesitate?
the emperor himself was anti xeno since day 1
tf you mean "unsure how roboute would act"
he'd fucking cut her in half
dusk patrol
That's why you pay attention in history class kids.
So you have snappy answers when aliens ask you moral quandaries involving your revered progentitor.
crystal forum
this is just a "cato sicarius is so cool" scene
dusk patrol
More just Cato is unhinged.
crystal forum
who's the author
dusk patrol
Uh I think this was Haley one sec
No Phil Kelly
Unrelated, ignoring how they managed to capture him and make a specialized prison and what he eats and all that shit, how did they get this jumpsuit on him?
And they had to custom make it right?
Around his helmet.
crystal forum
what if he just pretended to be in prison because he was bored
i'd get bored as a superhuman who is literally an unstoppable object
nvm that's stupid i'd never get bored
sand bloom
This shit's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1uS3Wjbggg
storm jungle
She was trying to pull a gun on them.
damn what a monster
shoulda just not did anything and die clearly 😔
storm jungle
This shit's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1uS3Wjbggg
I absolutely love the amount of people in the comments saying the Ultramarine in this is not acting like a "hero"
genuinely astonishing how tone deaf these people are sometimes
arctic talon
Mfw the marine is an asshole
snow fern
No heroes in 40k
arctic talon
What a surprise
storm jungle
Its just hilarious tbh
storm jungle
"omg ultras wouldnt be like this!"
arctic talon
Like by marine standards
dusk patrol
shoulda just not did anything and die clearly 😔
Can't blame her but it cuts both ways.
Also shes a politician Tau so, meh
storm jungle
Can't blame her but it cuts both ways.
One guy is a space nazi the other is a totalitarian brainwasher
so lol
sour hornet
People always ruining cool sci fi with “omg what does this say about morality” o...
real
arctic talon
He reminds me of that one UM in dark imperium
With like
The guardsmen and sister of silence with the kid
He just doesn’t give a shit beyond his like
arctic talon
Mission lol
arctic talon
Yeah
crystal forum
i like when my marines kill things and scream loudly
arctic talon
I don’t get why people expect a monolith
crystal forum
why the fuck do i need a pure good hero
this is grimdark for fuck's sake
kill civilians
genocide
dusk patrol
Sallies tend to lean towards being legit stupidly concerned with civilians, marines really shouldn't be worried about a few civilians being real with how much gets invested in them.
storm jungle
It just goes to show what me and eternal constantly mention
these people literally do not read the material they dickride 24/7
sand bloom
Captain Titus tried to live the idea, and the Ultramarine bureacracy fucked him up and demoted him
dusk patrol
People just love the soy "OMG HE SAVED THE KID WHOLESOME CHUNGUS"
crystal forum
people desperately want 40k to be marvel
storm jungle
People just love the soy "OMG HE SAVED THE KID WHOLESOME CHUNGUS"
^
im so happy the kid legit dies in the end
the fact that people got mad over that is great
"why would guardsmen do this"
jeez i wonder lol
crystal forum
im so happy the kid legit dies in the end
that part fucks me up man come on 😭
dusk patrol
Sallies are legit stupid as fuck with how much they obesses over saving civilians, its a point in their novels how its unhealthy.
arctic talon
"why would guardsmen do this"
It literally makes sense for them to do it
From an imperium pov
Some kid is muttering shit
You’re in the pariah nexus
crystal forum
cadians being stupid af as usual
arctic talon
Might as well blow their brains out then risking it
I think realistically
Any regiment would have done it
sand bloom
cadians being stupid af as usual
"I'll remember that"
dusk patrol
Civilians lives have a set value, and its extremely low and often not even worth inputing into your cost benefit analysis
crystal forum
a civilian is only worth the work they can provide for the imperium
if they're fleeing the enemy, they arent working
dusk patrol
One thing that, while I get it why authors don't always do it or people don't always think of it, is no one seems to think "How would a person born into and indoctrinated into this regime think"
We have people IRL who do not care for the value of life, we have had times in history when people haven't.
crystal forum
that tau moment earlier is a perfect example of that
that sergeant should have shot that tau before she even spoke
storm jungle
yeah but thats boring
dusk patrol
Its whats so fucked about 40k, life isn't just cheap, it has no value often.
crystal forum
but no it's a moral perspective moment for the viewer
dusk patrol
This is also true tbh
storm jungle
the fact that people still parrot that passage to this day goes to show it
sand bloom
Its whats so fucked about 40k, life isn't just cheap, it has no value often.
especially for Necrons
storm jungle
Necrons
dusk patrol
At a certain point, you're trying to write a good book.
storm jungle
bro you do know how the Imperium treats its lives right
storm jungle
At a certain point, you're trying to write a good book.
Also this yeah
him shooting her is boring
you need drama, and dialogue
dusk patrol
But its also Phil Kelly so....
storm jungle
KEK
But yeah it would work better visually if this was a scene we are seeing
when its text you need to imply/mention thing sto the reader
dusk patrol
The scene is fine though, people miss the context a lot though.
Cato is obviously supposed to come off as unhinged.
He's like that this whole book.
He's also kinda right for the wrong reasons since she was just trying to shoot one of them.
storm jungle
Yeah its just a case of people passing it off as it being "funny" without not realising people do the stuff that Cato does IRL every day essentially.
crystal forum
xenos dont exist irl
dusk patrol
True
crystal forum
i can support killing aliens all i fucking want
storm jungle
We havent met any yet
dusk patrol
Especially if they look icky.
crystal forum
tau bitches deserve death
dusk patrol
I only allow hot alien babes who somehow we can bang.
storm jungle
mass effect moment
dusk patrol
Especially if their thing is they're like, green and make you horny.
crystal forum
maybe if cato shot a civilian human i'd see the point
but again it's a damn xeno
there's plenty of times where astartes kill humans for no reason
dusk patrol
Cato has some issues, also Kelly didn't have much for nuanced writing.
storm jungle
there's plenty of times where astartes kill humans for no reason
Are you joking or being unironic
dusk patrol
Cato has a lot better writing in other books.
crystal forum
Are you joking or being unironic
it happens all the god damn time
literally this book im listening to
arctic talon
Especially if their thing is they're like, green and make you horny.
Guh
crystal forum
it happened 30 minutes ago
storm jungle
it happens all the god damn time
Why does it matter here tho
crystal forum
because it was a tau
storm jungle
what in the world 💀
crystal forum
there's no moral perspective for xenos in 40k
storm jungle
I mean no?
crystal forum
imperium wants to kill all of them since the unification wars
storm jungle
Jay i feel like you kinda lost the point a bit
dusk patrol
Guh
Star Trek is a hugely important series for its social commentary, new ideas, spreading of tolerance and inclusivity, and effect on pop culture
Also Star Trek:
crystal forum
i've ragged on about this for a long time about how weird it is that the imperium hated xenos so much
but now we're supposed to like them??
storm jungle
to be fair star trek does as much right
arctic talon
but now we're supposed to like them??
You as a person can, the imperium in universe is like
Unhinged
storm jungle
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
arctic talon
It is a literal death cult
storm jungle
We literally hate people IRL because they look "different" than us, its not exactly suppose to be a subtle message.
sand bloom
If you look closely.
referring original series trek to someone who is probably less than 30 years old is wild.
arctic talon
The imperium is fundamentally a cult built on death
crystal forum
If you look closely.
believe it or not this was social commentary in the 60's dumbass
dusk patrol
The older trek shows also suffer from the "Seinfield sucks" syndrome.
Cause it did so much first
storm jungle
I mean
sand bloom
believe it or not this was social commentary in the 60's dumbass
believe it or not it still carries weight now because of systemic hegemonic power structures
storm jungle
even if they do they still did a lot of things right
dusk patrol
So now it seems kinda dorky.
Also, green alien babes are hot.
If you take a hot girl and put her in a bikini, making her green doesn't make her less hot.
sand bloom
Also, green alien babes are hot.
me arguing for orkoid cheerleaders to come back
dusk patrol
arctic talon
me arguing for orkoid cheerleaders to come back
They are back
Orc cheerleaders have had minis in production sporadically for a while
storm jungle
If you take a hot girl and put her in a bikini, making her green doesn't make he...
macho brainrot 😩
dusk patrol
crystal forum
believe it or not it still carries weight *now* because of systemic hegemonic po...
why are you telling me this
dusk patrol
storm jungle
why are you telling me this
Jay you have been going about fictional racism for like 30 minutes
also ranting about "all tau bitches should die"
dusk patrol
believe it or not it still carries weight *now* because of systemic hegemonic po...
Hey you have a limit of only three year one poli sci words per sentence bucko.
crystal forum
and i'm not supposed to relate to them
sand bloom
I relate to T'au
storm jungle
and i'm not supposed to relate to them
that seems like a bit of a weird stance
dusk patrol
I personally don't relate to the dystopia racially segregated totalitarian expansionist galatic empire race.
arctic talon
Or at least understand them
dusk patrol
But that is just me.
sand bloom
I'd be a gue'la; put me in the stealth suit, Genji
crystal forum
if you relate with anything in 40k you're doing it wrong
storm jungle
Not really.
storm jungle
GW themselves said its the point
nah
40k is a loose cautionary tale to uhhh
you know
not be a racist fascist
arctic talon
Now this guy.
The flesh is weak
dusk patrol
I find myself relating to how Cain often has this problem where there's too many hot women he keeps having sex with.
crystal forum
like your own logic makes no sense
dusk patrol
Yes
storm jungle
Damn
dusk patrol
Next question.
crystal forum
that's not relating though???
storm jungle
Its a sentient being with its own thoughts
why are you treating it like they are putting down an animal
lmao
Like im not gonna argue because this is such a weird topic
dusk patrol
I think Jays point is relating to people in 40k.
storm jungle
but its just a bit weird lol
dusk patrol
Not the topics.
storm jungle
I think Jays point is relating to people in 40k.
yeah i suppose, im a bit lost
crystal forum
you're just shit at ingesting media idk what to say
storm jungle
....
huh?
well okay i guess, anyway ill go back to watching vids
actually wait one more thing
winter vessel
I’m so happy this game made it into an episode for the Secret Level series
forest orbit
I’m so happy this game made it into an episode for the Secret Level series
also pog 
actually is there even a list for whats in and whats not?
crystal forum
im actually tempted to read up black templars because of fall of cadia
forest orbit
why, they are barely in the book
crystal forum
forest orbit
LOL
crystal forum
saddest person in existence
crystal forum
why, they are barely in the book
they're very funny
dusk patrol
actually is there even a list for whats in and whats not?
PAC-MAN
Warhammer 40,000
Concord
Mega Man
Unreal Tournament
New World: Aeternum
Armored Core
Spelunky
Honor of Kings
Sifu
Dungeons & Dragons
The Outer Worlds
Crossfire
Exodus
PlayStation (which will feature a number of PS games and characters)
forest orbit
PAC-MAN
Warhammer 40,000
Concord
Mega Man
Unreal Tournament
New World: Aeternum
...
🙏
crystal forum
how tf will a pac man animation be done
forest orbit
they're very funny
also jay knowing you, you'll just read up on their books and go "why are they so boring"
viral halo
Missed the racist jay arc damn
dusk patrol
Idk if the Playstation ones are all known besides obvious ones we saw
forest orbit
Missed the racist jay arc damn
bro he went crazy
crystal forum
also jay knowing you, you'll just read up on their books and go "why are they so...
i dont think you know me if you think i dont enjoy mindless carnage
dusk patrol
im actually tempted to read up black templars because of fall of cadia
Helsreach and Forges of Mars has the best BT stuff imo.
viral halo
Jay talking about the tau be like
sand bloom
PAC-MAN
Warhammer 40,000
Concord
Mega Man
Unreal Tournament
New World: Aeternum
...
that sony concord money is going to be so wild if the episode comes out after the game is declared unservicable
dusk patrol
Forges of Mars in general is one of my favorite trilogies.
storm jungle
i dont think you know me if you think i dont enjoy mindless carnage
JAY YOU LITERALLY NEVER PROPERLY READ THE BOOKS THEN COMPLAIN TO US ABOUT DUMB QUESTIONS
crystal forum
im sorry dilara that was uncalled for earlier
forest orbit
Its too late now
dusk patrol
And you guys are ruining it with talking about dumb stuff like racism.
forest orbit
shut up nerd
sand bloom
Helsreach and Forges of Mars has the best BT stuff imo.
Speaking of, if anyone hasn't seen Richard Boyland's machinema for Helsreach, you're missing out: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSWAxTw0FAGxkkqmuroxMwN5LviaBosJ5
storm jungle
im sorry dilara that was uncalled for earlier
Forgiven and forgotten 🤝
||jk its not forgotten filing it for a ban appeal 
||
dusk patrol
forest orbit
Speaking of, if anyone hasn't seen Richard Boyland's machinema for Helsreach, yo...
its fun
but also like
a fucking eyesore
im sorry
crystal forum
is that mike tyson
viral halo
Speaking of, if anyone hasn't seen Richard Boyland's machinema for Helsreach, yo...
I read that book in middle school and got really into hearts of iron 3 the year after
sand bloom
is that mike tyson
it'sa pigeon
dusk patrol
Speaking of, if anyone hasn't seen Richard Boyland's machinema for Helsreach, yo...
its well done but yeah its pretty old now and they didn't have the best software to work with.
dusk patrol
is that mike tyson
Yes
crystal forum
where's his tatoo
dusk patrol
He likes and own pigeons.
dusk patrol
where's his tatoo
Before all that
forest orbit
its well done but yeah its pretty old now and they didn't have the best software...
To be fair, you say that like Angels of Death was any good with actual resources.
dusk patrol
He uh, had some episodes.
crystal forum
wait is that why norm macdonald is a pigeon in that tv show
viral halo
where's his tatoo
That’s from before he went to prison for raping a woman in a hotel room
dusk patrol
To be fair, you say that like Angels of Death was any good with *actual* resourc...
It had its moments
viral halo
So no tattoo
sand bloom
He uh, had some episodes.
I think the women in his life had worse ones
dusk patrol
A bit
winter vessel
its well done but yeah its pretty old now and they didn't have the best software...
It’s hard when you want to deliver a good cinematic but you’re limited by the tech you have. I just like it because I can watch it for free and not locked behind a subscription
storm jungle
yeah Tyson is a violent piece of shit
guy literally wanted to fight a gorilla once
wish he did and got mauled by it
dusk patrol
It’s hard when you want to deliver a good cinematic but you’re limited by the te...
Tbh my biggest issue wth Angel of Death was the sound design.
winter vessel
wish he did and got mauled by it
Yk who I wish got mauled by a gorilla? Steven Seagal
dusk patrol
He was good at punching people, he's not exactly qualified for a lot else.
storm jungle
To be fair
Seagal gets mauled by like
half the people he challenges IRL
i think hes okay, guy is literally an NPC
crystal forum
bite an ear type of guy
storm jungle
Chapter Master Seagal my beloved
forest orbit
its legit hilarious how he went from a wannabe 80's action star to uh
crystal forum
i will snatch every motherfucking birthday
forest orbit
whatever he is in that gif
forest orbit
i will snatch every motherfucking birthday
DO NOT REMIND ME
OF THESE BRAINROT LINES
viral halo
guy is not exactly high on the IQ department
dusk patrol
Otherwise.
forest orbit
he was Under Siege from morbid obesity alright
storm jungle
KEK
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325
i know as a low IQ person myself...
crystal forum
he allegedly got beat up by a stunt double and shat himself on set
dusk patrol
Although ngl I remember Under Siege largely for the birthday cake scene
forest orbit
i think thats what everyone remembers it for
its very uh
"entertaining"
is the word ill use
dusk patrol
It is objectively the best part of the movie.
forest orbit
the bad guys better be glad this was Prime Seagal
now if they tried to get him he'd kill them without standing up from his chair
crystal forum
did you know seagal hosted SNL once
forest orbit
He was everywhere yeah
crystal forum
it's almost impossible to find footage
it was scrubbed clean
because it was SO BAD
dusk patrol
It also sucks largely
forest orbit
Yeah the guy himself is like...
dusk patrol
Not even in a fun way
forest orbit
well whats said above, a literal NPC
dusk patrol
There's a reason he stopped getting real work, most 80s stars can coast much better getting roles in real movies if they're just not assholes.
forest orbit
Also got actual clout
like Arnold im not a big fan of either or like Stallone etc
but they got a presence
Seagall literally had nothing
dusk patrol
Its like WWE, sometimes they start buying into their own bullshit a bit too much.
forest orbit
hes very much the prime example of a washed up loser
crystal forum
arnold the state governor
crystal forum
Its like WWE, sometimes they start buying into their own bullshit a bit too much...
ok but sometimes WWE produces legends like john cena
dusk patrol
ok but sometimes WWE produces legends like john cena
It has a lot of legends and talent.
viral halo
Seagal being a wanted fugitive in the US and being a Russian citizen Is hilarious
crystal forum
im so happy cena isn't a freak
forest orbit
Seagal being a wanted fugitive in the US and being a Russian citizen Is hilariou...
it makes his visit to Belarus even funnier
and meeting Cuntashenko
dusk patrol
Strange timeline
crystal forum
he's literally a russia shill
forest orbit
EATING THOSE CARROTS
viral halo
ok but sometimes WWE produces legends like john cena
Chris Benoit >
crystal forum
shut up
forest orbit
Hes fine
viral halo
My goat
crystal forum
do not remind me of the one fucking WWE guy to come from my area
forest orbit
guy looks like he escaped from an Metal Gear game
crystal forum
who turned out to be a murderer
forest orbit
christ
arctic talon
guh
dusk patrol
Benoit's whole deal will always be depressing.
dusk patrol
Wish he had just killed himself after he killed his wife at least.
forest orbit
also McMahon turning out to be as deranged as a planetary governor
just... holy shit the stuff this guy has done
i was legit devastated but always had the suspicion
hes such a big meme icon too lol
dusk patrol
Tfw McMahon the TV character is better than the actual person
crystal forum
Wish he had just killed himself after he killed his wife at least.
should have done it before probably
forest orbit
Tfw McMahon the TV character is better than the actual person
This yep
the character basically being him is hilarious
"a deranged rich egomaniac"
hmmmm
dusk patrol
Well, he did nail it
forest orbit
💀 💀 💀
dusk patrol
I'll always give him props for how willing he was to be the endless but of the joke.
But yeah........
Oh well.....
viral halo
He broke his own neck w a lateral pull down machine
forest orbit
If only lol
viral halo
Bring back Benoit
viral halo
I have a Benoit t shirt still 😭
dusk patrol
It sucks too cause he was so good.
dusk patrol
And he's tied to a lot of amazing moments and matches.
crystal forum
i didnt know there were such devout chris benoit fans
dusk patrol
The one "comforting" thing is his kid was likely out cold from sleeping pills when he killed him.
Its just so fucked up.
viral halo
i didnt know there were such devout chris benoit fans
Dude him and Jeff hardy/matt hardy were my idols growing up
dusk patrol
i didnt know there were such devout chris benoit fans
He was legit amazing at being a wrestler.
Likely would have gone down as one of the greats.
viral halo
I used to flying headbutt my cousin in the backyard
Swanton bombs off the dive board at the country club
dusk patrol
Its hard to stress how shocking it was
crystal forum
is this how you ended up the way you are
dusk patrol
Cause at first we didn't know he did it
viral halo
is this how you ended up the way you are
dusk patrol
So you heard "Benoit and family killed in home"
Then they're doing a tribute that fucking night.
And it starts coming out as they're doing it.
viral halo
Then they basically scrubbed his name and barred his surviving son from WWE involvement
dusk patrol
So tbf with his son, he's never seriously tried to be a wrestler.
He's talked about it a lot
But he hasn't really trained properly.
Also he wanted to use his dads name which uh.......
I mean he could be a good heel........
crystal forum
are you okay christ benoit junior
viral halo
crystal forum
this is so american
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
this is so american
Kurt Angle is a goddamn American hero
viral halo
dusk patrol
They cut out the "best" part
viral halo
They cut out the "best" part
dusk patrol
crystal forum
how high was randy
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
how high was randy
Lots of stuff but also tbh he was just
Super unique
He just was able to spout off stuff like that.
One of the most unique wrestlers of all time imo.
Also one of the best, before my time though.
crystal forum
god i fucking love that cream of the crop clip so much
dusk patrol
And Mean Gene, always stoic.
crystal forum
you think he just saw the coffee creamers in the break room
and he just rolled with it
dusk patrol
Probably
Saw them, had an idea
They did do multiple takes for a lot of those promos so this could have been a few takes in
The outtakes for those kinda promos are great.
crystal forum
i will look this up instantly
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/macho-gif-8000415
the CREAM
rocky gale
Now we wait
It started early
Chaos Dwarf Bloodbowl team
The reveal stream started 3 minutes before it was supposed to
queen laurel
Chaos Dwarf Bloodbowl team
i forget blood bowl is still one of the more updated games GW has
arctic talon
HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT
viral halo
I’ve discovered that American history X and warhammer crossover memes are far too common and I am disturbed lmao
Some deranged mfs on the internet
queen laurel
I’ve discovered that American history X and warhammer crossover memes are far to...
hey it fits
Deranged yes but you can't really help it people will find similarities
viral halo
Deranged yes but you can't really help it people will find similarities
Absolutely insane
paper haven
Imperial history X
queen laurel
yeah uh the mentally ill hordes of Internet advanced like a Brutish ork horde doing whatever the fuck they want
rocky gale
AoS stays winning with reveals
arctic talon
arctic talon
He’s the first lord terminos
First stormcast to put another stormcast out of their misery for good
queen laurel
First stormcast to put another stormcast out of their misery for good
are they like executioners?
arctic talon
are they like executioners?
more like assisted suicide
paper haven
Mercy killings don't count.
queen laurel
more like assisted suicide
There are times when they need to do that huh
arctic talon
It’s for stormcast who’ve been reforged too many times
rocky gale
Krieg and new Eldar are coming in the new year
paper haven
Can you imagine the Krieg trying to fight the Eldar?
queen laurel
It’s for stormcast who’ve been reforged too many times
there are times where they won't get reforged like for example when an ogre decides to have them for snack right
arctic talon
there are times where they won't get reforged like for example when an ogre deci...
They still get reforged, just it’s unpleasant
paper haven
The Eldar would just teleport off world before the first trenchline is finished.
queen laurel
They still get reforged, just it’s unpleasant
oh damn that explains why they are hard to kill
rocky gale
But one odd thing, they said Blood Angels will be the last Codex of this year
queen laurel
They still get reforged, just it’s unpleasant
Suppose chaos worshippers don't get the treatment right
queen laurel
Unless it's thier like favorite champion or something
paper haven
Drought inbound. Buckle up, kids.
arctic talon
Well that reveal stream was
Pretty dogshit
AoS, 40K, killteam, and Horus heresy roadmaps said to be coming
no road maps
What did he mean by this
queen laurel
FUCK MY LIFE
god was like, damn Dilara you need more krieg in your life
storm jungle
paper haven
Congrats, Dilara.
rose thorn
A; RIP CHAOS DWARVES
paper haven
They were too perfect for this world
rose thorn
krieg getting a range
'hey wait didnt they already get a line on fw-'
storm jungle
FOOTBALL CHORFS, SUPREME
queen laurel
A; RIP CHAOS DWARVES
Chaos dwarfs for the most peaceful warhammer crazy instead of AOS is crazy
plush mason
this is too funny
queen laurel
this is too funny
Bro you're late like 20 days from now
rose thorn
STORMCASTS ALSO HAVE FUCKING TERRIAN
paper haven
Nameless mount, I love it.
rocky gale
The announcement for Krieg was so weird
plush mason
Bro you're late like 20 days from now
well its not like i actively follow aos stuff
paper haven
I barely know what the stormcast are.
rocky gale
It was like "Oh yea Krieg are getting a release" without showing us any pictures or models
queen laurel
ALIVGDUGIYUSAIGFHJ AAAA STORMCAST REVEALS
queen laurel
this is Cooking
rose thorn
rocky gale
40k reveals sucked, AoS solos
paper haven
Not even GW likes the Krieg but they have to give the fans what they want or they'll make up their own self insert krieg bs.
rose thorn
SPACEMARINES WHAT ARE YOU REVEALS THIS YEAR QUEEN 😭
rocky gale
3 AoS battletomes coming this year, no more 40k Codexs
paper haven
40k confirmed dead
rose thorn
ontop of the skaven and stormcasts?
rocky gale
Skaven, Stormcast and Slaves to Darkness all this year
rocky gale
Then every faction will get a book next year
rose thorn
FUCK YEAH
rocky gale
Also it's showing Darkoath next to the Chaos warriors
rose thorn
okay so a death majro update
paper haven
What's a darkoath?
queen laurel
ok ok aos is cooking
paper haven
Some kind of curse?
queen laurel
What's a darkoath?
Basically the closest to Norsca in AOS I think
rocky gale
Darkoath are the coolest kids
rose thorn
also they showed
queen laurel
rose thorn
the lord imperaliant and uh
paper haven
Not 100 percent sure what I'm looking at here. Some kind of chaos warrior faction?
rocky gale
Yea
arctic talon
Not 100 percent sure what I'm looking at here. Some kind of chaos warrior factio...
Yeah
rose thorn
literally couldnt tell
queen laurel
Not 100 percent sure what I'm looking at here. Some kind of chaos warrior factio...
yeah like norsca
rocky gale
Knight Arcanum was only availible in a special boxset
rocky gale
But like you could get it on Ebay for like £5
paper haven
So what sets them apart from the Norsca and warriors of chaos?
less spikes?
More hair?
green loom
It's so joever
paper haven
Personality?
green loom
If they switch Codex AM art to death korps I'm buying one to burn it
queen laurel
If they switch Codex AM art to death korps I'm buying one to burn it
Don't
paper haven
So they're a slightly more evil Norscan faction? I imagine less demon based than Chaos Warriors more human-ish?
queen laurel
yep
rocky gale
They equally sneer at worshipers of Sigmar and Chaos
paper haven
Uh... huh
green loom
So they're a slightly more evil Norscan faction? I imagine less demon based than...
I'd say almost less evil
arctic talon
Ignore the fact some of the gods in their like
green loom
Not that that means much
paper haven
Alright
rocky gale
The name Darkoath represents the fact they carry Oath stones with them and will slit their hands and smear them with their blood and swear oaths and shit on them
and are then empowered by achieving their blood oaths
rose thorn
yesss
arctic talon
The name Darkoath represents the fact they carry Oath stones with them and will ...
Craftworld Eldar refrence
rose thorn
(you can also just make up your own chaos tribe tbh)
arctic talon
/hj
green loom
It's so joever
paper haven
That's a little interesting
arctic talon
Wtf is up with GW’s book printing
green loom
We sacrificed generic scifi stuff for even more generic cringe WW1 garbage it's so joever
arctic talon
Did a printing press explode
rocky gale
These images are infinitly more helpful than the entire reveal stream
green loom
I hope the krieg slop will have good kitbash fodder in it at least
rocky gale
Also wild that they were like "Oh and we have one big surprise reveal to shock you"and then they showed us this and everyone went "Who?"
rose thorn
this is so fucking ssad
sacred ginkgo
Killa cans
sacred ginkgo
Things you get to see when doing second hand GW
rose thorn
the only game getting new stuff this year?
sacred ginkgo
Wow that took to long
rocky gale
Basically
arctic talon
the only game getting new stuff this year?
Killteam lol
rose thorn
huh?
rocky gale
So for the rest of the year we can expect the Blood Angel codex, Skaven, Stormcast and Slaves to Darkness
rocky gale
Why even bother to make this?
queen laurel
Why even bother to make this?
Money
rose thorn
tanks :3
rocky gale
Like why make a roadmap and say "We're going to add, something......."
arctic talon
^
rose thorn
discord bugging out but
rocky gale
The point of a roadmap is to tell us what we're getting and when
rose thorn
queen laurel
Heresy definitely needs more vehicles lol
but does it need more tanks?
rose thorn
but does it need more tanks?
as an avid tank hater, i say nay!
rocky gale
And yet all the HH roadmap is "You'll be getting something, at somepoint" useless fucking roadmap
rose thorn
you knwo what they could do with horus heresy?
that owuld be really fucking cool
and make 40k and hh players happy
queen laurel
you knwo what they could do with horus heresy?
can it?
rose thorn
ADD FUCKING XENOS
JUST
ANY
WE ARE ENTING THE ERA OF THE LORE
WHERE XENOS SHOULD BE BIG
queen laurel
I’m being sarcastic
i can't tell because your rather elite wolf dwarf level showmanship
green loom
I think Horus heresy needs more twinks
rose thorn
green loom
I'm not wrong
arctic talon
Tbh
rose thorn
HORUS HERESY GIVE US SOME FUCKING ELDAR
rose thorn
ITS STUPID
arctic talon
Because GW clearly wants to do every armor MK
rose thorn
'oh but uh uh , we dont want uh, ppl to double dip their orks'
queen laurel
Heresy is gona be imperium only
but how long can they milk the heresy for before they run out of things that is imperium
rose thorn
SHUT UP GW GIVE ME THE XENOS COUNCIL THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST
queen laurel
Another 15+ years
they really maximized it for profit value
rose thorn
horus heresy players have stockholm syndrome
rose thorn
HOW
rose thorn
if they refresh demons, that means 3 games will have new demons
queen laurel
GW could make
By Slowly milking it yeah alot?
rose thorn
and we cant let people have new demons :3
arctic talon
The prince
rose thorn
underworlds
arctic talon
The daemon prince
rose thorn
oh shush
arctic talon
That’s literally a daemon
paper haven
Ruinstorm alone
rose thorn
in 40k?
arctic talon
Yes
rose thorn
i havent even bothered touching compendium demons
arctic talon
Daemon prince is in the chaos daemons index
rose thorn
huh neat
queen laurel
It can lead daemons
you mean this thing that looks like you when someone calls you a smurf in DOTA 2?
green loom
I hope the death korps aren't just reskinned units
arctic talon
They won’t be
rose thorn
I hope the death korps aren't just reskinned units
i dont htink they are
arctic talon
Prolly engineers and command squad
arctic talon
Command squad is gona be FNP focused
arctic talon
right now
No
Dkok command squad is generic
But generally dkok has been more about
FNP and shit
Instead of rerolls
And damage
Outside of artillery
rose thorn
i mean the normal death korps
green loom
They said division of models
So I'm expecting more
We trade Ratlings and good regiments for WW1 drab
rose thorn
honestly idk hwo gw can make guard happy besides a new tank
rose thorn
im just eyebrow raised because gscs
green loom
I mean this'll make the weirdly obsessive death korps fans happy
arctic talon
Updated tanks
Tbh
I’d expect plastic engineers, grenadiers and the command squad
Nothing more personally
queen laurel
honestly idk hwo gw can make guard happy besides a new tank
by giving them more ship that isn't the same stuff i suppose
green loom
But most of those have already spent multiple houses worth on resin minis probably
queen laurel
I’d expect plastic engineers, grenadiers and the command squad
i sentence you to only having resin models for the rest of your life
rose thorn
by giving them more ship that isn't the same stuff i suppose
if guard get a naemd character adn thats it imma cry
green loom
Wonder if they'll get a special weapons squad or something
arctic talon
From a rumor engine
green loom
I guess that rocket launcher we saw a while ago is Defo them as well
arctic talon
I guess that rocket launcher we saw a while ago is Defo them as well
No that was the votann KT
Iirc
green loom
Even if it’s flavored krieg
I'd ruin it for me tbh
green loom
True...
arctic talon
It doesn’t really matter imo
paper haven
Guard players are used to being neglected.
paper haven
Well, sure.
green loom
Memes are directly linked to model releases
green loom
Trust me my dad works at nintendi
queen laurel
Or else we’d get ynnari
the what
green loom
Or else we’d get ynnari
Well see Yvraine already has a model
queen laurel
ohh you know that's supposedly 4th thing for eldar
paper haven
Good enough
queen laurel
that got canned
arctic talon
They might bring them back if Agents works
They have rules tbf
They’re pretty good
Ynnari not having a unique model range is fine overall even if it annoys me they don’t have any
queen laurel
Ynnari not having a unique model range is fine overall even if it annoys me they...
i ain't even gonna lie man i forgot they existed
like i only remembered them today because of you
fallen plaza
ADD FUCKING XENOS
No
Frankly in heresy everyone is content with the selection rules wise
fallen plaza
I mean it's a neat idea
But I don't trust GW to do that
It can work for something like a great crusade era battle
lunar edge
i intend to make a ork oc who runs a space junkyard and his slogan is Scrap 4 Scrap. He will be the boss of that region where everyone brings different junk that they dont need but unbeknownst to him and his boyz seeming harmless. he actually is getting smarter and becoming a Krork. Also his boyz getting different weapons and devices from the junk that they make mean people come back for what seemingly is lost legendary stuff. He will be called Gus. The thing is that you have to fight for the thing you want the most in a duel of sorts but its more of a sparring match rather than to the death. my reason is that Orks can be smart and dumb but no one is dumb enough to do something like this. Legend says that he once fought the Beast to a standstill. His crew is called Da RuztFangz
how stupid is this
arctic talon
anything involving the word Krork and The Beast automatically makes me want to chug bleach
maybe cut out the Krork part and replace it with becoming one of the biggest and smartest Orks alive
and replace The Beast with Ghazkull
or some other big warboss
because The Beast is genuinely
terribly regarded
by most people
plush mason
Vulkcan killed the beast, suddenly there are 5 more beasts
fallen plaza
You know
crystal forum
i intend to make a ork oc who runs a space junkyard and his slogan is Scrap 4 Sc...
you could make him a deathskull but there's no krorks in 40k
