#40k-lore-chat

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crisp heath
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fuck i´m so bad at guessing distances. where is my ruler

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but yeah i get it lol.

rocky gale
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But she does have a little rock she stands on which makes her that height

crisp heath
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but you know, there are many artists and painters well beyond 40

rocky gale
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So the actual model itself is smaller than that

crystal forum
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have you had any legos before henrietta

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here is an image of a unfinished marine next to a lego mini and my fleshy finger for reference

sour hornet
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is it a bad luck thing? or one rabbithole he falls down?

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I mean, it doesn't seem particularly hard being a xenos inquisitor, finding xenos is the easy part, the hard part is not getting danced on by said xenos

rose thorn
sour hornet
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oof

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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Not really

rose thorn
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o h my bad

dusk patrol
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There’s a clear path for why it happens and why he keeps fighting certain enemies

rose thorn
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i msiread yoru message

crisp heath
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😦

rose thorn
sour hornet
crisp heath
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even less reason to pay 100€ for a pack of 5

rocky gale
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Oh yea it's a shock how small they actually are

green loom
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The term "mini" is quite literal

crisp heath
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i´m intrigued by the challenge of painting something that small though

sour hornet
crystal forum
crisp heath
crisp heath
sour hornet
rocky gale
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Like I was in the hobby reading the books for years before I actually started collecting or being around minis and I was shocked by how tiny they were

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I started with a Sororitas and was like "There's no way"

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But once you get used to them they stop seeming so small

crisp heath
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i only just got more upset about GW´s pricing finding this out now lol

crystal forum
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dont listen to larmoth she sold her soul to slaanesh

crisp heath
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i might still get a Saint Celestine. my golden girl

crystal forum
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there's no other way to paint that well

crystal forum
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this is a compliment

rocky gale
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I can't even remember if I've posted my paintings here before

crisp heath
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i´d post some too if i had ever made any warhammer stuff

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i´ve been meaning to draw my character for my next one actually, lol

crystal forum
rocky gale
crystal forum
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nvm it's jerkomatic

rocky gale
crisp heath
rocky gale
crisp heath
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or were you talking about just painted miniatures

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i guess i still want to see....

crisp heath
rocky gale
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make sure you write it with a small L

shell mason
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i need

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to paint

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orks

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stealth orks

rocky gale
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Capital L Larmoth is a guy from the Netherlands

crisp heath
sour hornet
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what even is a larmoth

crisp heath
shell mason
crisp heath
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ik bun Vulgaris Magistralis
en ik ri-j op een mammoet in het rond

rocky gale
rose thorn
# rocky gale Me

(I know we are past the topic, but I didn’t realize that there was a dread lord option for black dragon. So I’ll just put the sorceress hands and heads on the dread lord body.)

rocky gale
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Yea it's the same kit for both Sorceress and Dreadlord

rose thorn
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I kept skipping over the dread lord optioncriying

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I was like ‘wait why doesn’t the black dragon sorceress have a wizard key word’

sour hornet
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stop it

crisp heath
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that is a high tone for dutch

rocky gale
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Same as like the Cauldrons of Blood for DoK, they've got like 5 different build options from the one kit

crisp heath
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i´ve only ever heard it described as "german but drunk" or something

crystal forum
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you can tell who in this channel is american by how annoying they are

rocky gale
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Oh was that Dutch?

sour hornet
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I'm still not convinced it's a real language

crisp heath
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hamboigas :DDDDDDDDDD

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schiken wings :DDD blue cheese :DDDD

sour hornet
rocky gale
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Yikes

crisp heath
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except one time

shell mason
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better not be major kill

rocky gale
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I couldn't imagine leaving Ireland tbh

rose thorn
shell mason
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Ew

rose thorn
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I love it

crisp heath
# shell mason better not be major kill

oh man this one time i was discussing with some normie friends who don´t know about 40k whether the master chief is better than a space marine, so we went to youtube and watched a majorkill video but everyone agreed to turn that off immediately because he was just so bad lmfao

rocky gale
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Can't be doing without potato bread and soda farls

shell mason
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Irish

sour hornet
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eugh

rose thorn
crystal forum
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everywhere sucks except where i live

shell mason
sour hornet
crystal forum
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majorkill is 1 bad protein shake away from selling a crypto token

sour hornet
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cannot stand him

rose thorn
crystal forum
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does he model them

rose thorn
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His sculptors are amazing

shell mason
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his models are good

crisp heath
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at least majorkill is just annoying, the only really bad guy is Arch

sour hornet
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wasn't he in drama with weshammer ?

shell mason
sour hornet
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for literally no reason

crisp heath
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if anyone doesn´t know yet, Arch is a literal nazi and nobody should watch his videos

rose thorn
crisp heath
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i want everyone to know

rocky gale
shell mason
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they settled it off camera though and admit he was tweaking from how big his sub count got

crystal forum
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ireland is pretty cool

sour hornet
shell mason
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after that I kinda stopped watching him and weshammer

crisp heath
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or is that just dublin

sour hornet
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He seems chill

rocky gale
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Dublin is very expensive

shell mason
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still don't see the hate this server has for him and wes tho

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their content is decent

crystal forum
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majorkill does it purely for the money is how i see it

shell mason
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if you have like adhd then watch majorkill

crisp heath
sour hornet
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turned me off him completely

tough haven
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think I should have a bolt pistol with this, or db shotgun? what would be more fun to accompany the knife?

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on vet

crystal forum
shell mason
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cause motherfucker say somethings so off the wall it make you pay attention to him

sour hornet
tough haven
shell mason
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its like jiggling key in front of your face

sour hornet
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chillest guy imaginable

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I love him

rocky gale
shell mason
crisp heath
shell mason
tough haven
crystal forum
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just run whatever you think is more fun

crisp heath
shell mason
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everyone has something they like

storm jungle
rose thorn
sour hornet
rose thorn
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He is a terrible person to listen to about lore and all of his content is wrong at some level

sour hornet
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bruh

shell mason
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okay

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lets see

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Mr bones 40k

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what do ya'll think of him?

shell mason
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damn it

crystal forum
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sometimes when i need to reassure myself as to why i probably make two digits of money less than a guy who just talks in front of a camera about plastic toys is that he probably has cripplin anxiety due to his job

sour hornet
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we both fuckin struggling, real

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🫵🤝

sour hornet
shell mason
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I can sleep without at least something on

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like fear and hunger lore from wormgirl

crystal forum
rose thorn
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I also just don’t trust warhammer 40k lore YouTubers anymore

sour hornet
crystal forum
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but yeah fuck majorkill for commercializing nerdspace even more than it already is

shell mason
rocky gale
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Funger mentioned

sour hornet
crystal forum
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GW is dumb but they dont control the fandom

sour hornet
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So, I see no shame in his game if he's just marketing to whales who will buy things regardless.

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At a certain point, you're dealing with full grown adults with formed pre-frontal lobes, they can judge if things are worth it, and just not buy it.

sour hornet
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It's not like EA targeting children. 40k is pretty well beyond what kids can afford.

shell mason
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well yeah

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the average mini is like 40 to 50 bucks

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70 if you buying paints

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that makes for a fucking christmas present

crisp heath
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honestly pretty messed up in retrospect

shell mason
green loom
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You guys had pocket money?

sour hornet
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real

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this is why I just play dark heresy and not tt

shell mason
lofty mason
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According to the lore, what happens if an Astartes commit a crime?

arctic talon
late osprey
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Nothing.

arctic talon
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Murder is legal

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For astartes lol

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Who’s going to tell them no

late osprey
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Astartes can do basically anything they want, the only people they have to listen to are their direct superiors within the chapter

arctic talon
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But crime is such a broad term in 40K

late osprey
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who may or may not give a shit what they do to mortals

late osprey
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But Astartes are so rare I doubt even Salamanders would, say, execute their own for anything short of Treason or incompetence so bad it gets other space marines killed

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I imagine your average chapter reprimands you for murdering mortals but nothing more than that

green loom
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Most done care

late osprey
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[Rogue Trader Spoilers] ||In the post-credits of the game, your Space Wolf companion actually flat out murders a lord inquisitor, with no indication on if his chapter ever even punished him for it.||

green loom
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They probably wouldn't

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Especially if others don't find out

late osprey
# green loom Most done care

I mean if you just start blasting a civilian, your average Codex-Compliant chapter's Sergeant is maybe going to yell at you over the vox but again, just reprimanding

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Not like he's gonna try to arrest you, it's in the middle of a warzone after all

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And you're all more or less family

green loom
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Unless you're like actively murdering any and all allies he probably wouldn't pay it any mind

late osprey
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more like a "bro WTF? dont do that again" type reaction

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When I'm thinking "murder" I'm thinking the most likely scenario is that a civilian or guardsman was perceived as disrespectful and so took a backhand to the skull

bold veldt
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well

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firstborn-primaris mix

green loom
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Marines sometimes do just straight up murder someone that fails the vibe check

late osprey
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I mean Chapter orders are another thing entirely

bold veldt
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one dude gunbutt smacks a priest and snaps his neck

late osprey
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I moreso just mean a single marine just turning someone into jello for Bad Vibes

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Since if the Chapter orders it you'd actually be in trouble if you DIDN'T murder

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All in all, the only law marines care about is their Chapter's law, which if it even has any rulings on treating outside humans than it likely would have minor punishments

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And anybody short of an Inquisitor is taking a colossal risk in trying to arrest even a single marine

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both for reputation (they're borderline worshipped by the greater Imperial society, picking a fight with them could make everyone think you're a heretic) and for your own skin

bold veldt
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theres a story where a primaris da ripped a high ranking Dark angel firstborns cape off to give to a freezing human

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he almost shoots the primaris

arctic talon
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Tbf

bold veldt
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not really related butt

arctic talon
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Those 2 were not getting along already

bold veldt
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only the chaplain saved that primaris from being brainless

late osprey
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wish they'd just make everyone primaris already and get it over with, the dichotomy has always felt super awkward to me

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"we're just you, but True Scale :^)"

arctic talon
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Tbh lore wise

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They’ve just stopped mentioning it lol

late osprey
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thank goodness

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it was just so awkward

arctic talon
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The primaris keyword is also gone

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Either way

late osprey
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im gonna be very sad if chaos marines in SM2 are a head shorter than loyalist marines

arctic talon
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They aren’t

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The pvp csm are juiced up

late osprey
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like they tried to do in the debut of primaris

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lmao hell yeah

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i know their minis are juiced up too now

arctic talon
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They look like chosen

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Tbh the nuscale marines, Eldar, normal humans and orks are great

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Just the better proportions help a ton visually even if they didn’t change height wise

late osprey
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yeah without a doubt

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i think the first wave of primaris models were a little too clean/not gothic enough, almost like they were humanized tau

arctic talon
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Tbh

late osprey
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but the second wave especially nailed everything down

arctic talon
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I think the first wave of primaris can be thought of as like

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Tactical marines

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Where the kit is pretty barebones as a baseline

winter vessel
bold veldt
arctic talon
late osprey
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it is just so awkward having both exist at the same time imo

arctic talon
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Primaris i have a completely separate issue with which is like

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Lore vs tabletop lol

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The way they function in the two is so comically different it’s funny

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They’re great value aspect warriors on the tabletop(generally)

bold veldt
late osprey
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for some reason im IRL neurotically codex compliant, i tried to make sure everyone was neatly in their companies and had the squad numbers and everything

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and then primaris lore just completely burned all of that to the ground with their new vague codex compliance structure

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so i still have a grudge against that

arctic talon
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Tbh

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Primaris still have the same company stuff

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What’s annoying is battlefield roles

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Bcs GW can’t fucking decide for some of them

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cough cough infernius and aggressors

late osprey
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the problem is that they're all broken down into super-specific units

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which makes the companies very very difficult to properly satisfy and still have a competent army

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in the old one it was just fine because "devastator" was both an anti-infantry team or an anti-tank team depending on what guns you gave them

arctic talon
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yeah

late osprey
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but now it's two completely different units

arctic talon
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great value aspect warriors

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GW please just give mixed weapon loadouts again like Primaris have in lore

late osprey
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another thing the Eldar taught Guilliman i guess

arctic talon
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nah

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its just Legion stuff

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💀

late osprey
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"you know having mixed weapons makes your models cheaper you really should just give them all single weapons like us"

arctic talon
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Primaris work like Legion Tactical/Fire Support/assault/tactical support teams

late osprey
arctic talon
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where they just get

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a single type of gun

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for the entire squad

late osprey
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so much for the Scalpel of the Imperium

arctic talon
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lore wise they still are

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gameplay wise uh

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don't think about it

late osprey
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yeah LOL

arctic talon
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the scalpel in question

late osprey
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the hover tank on a human faction was definitely NOT the move imo

fallen plaza
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Agreed

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Love me treads

crystal forum
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modularity except you have to buy more stuff

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on the plus side tactical marines looked like shit

late osprey
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yea nobody's out here thinking the OG marines looked better concept-for-concept, ESPECIALLY after the second wave primaris models

tough haven
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What’s your guys’ favorite ogryn lines?

late osprey
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anything that addresses me as 'sah'.

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i like to feel important

tough haven
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Hit me with some

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I’m looking for inspiration for writing lines for my bodyguard/brawler ogre dnd character

viral halo
arctic talon
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Luck of the draw for that chaos sorcerer

rose thorn
# viral halo

i saw this like 6 times and i sitll laugh my shit off every time

arctic talon
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its a good joke

fallen plaza
crystal forum
# viral halo

i wish somebody like gianni could do a voice over of this

tough haven
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These two are some of my favorite ogryn lines

vast crystal
dusk patrol
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Both are gay

winter vessel
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if you were to associate yourselves with either of the two groups, who would it be, the Radicals or Puritans?

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as in who would you rather be with?

fallen plaza
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I will be the wolf on the fence

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As any man should be

raven stone
crisp heath
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oh ok i found something. it´s spelled "Recongregationism" lol

raven stone
plush shuttle
shadow plover
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Has anyone gotten the new White Dwarf yet? It should have some new Leagues of Votann lore iirc

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#503

plush shuttle
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Leagues of votann have lore?

shadow plover
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Not enough, no

plush shuttle
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Damn a votann book would be nice

shadow plover
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There's one coming pretty soon

plush shuttle
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Oh what's the name of it

shadow plover
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It being a Gav Thorpe novel is a bit worrysome for his work is pretty hit and miss. He does excellent world building though

queen laurel
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the characters and their experience on the other hand?

plush shuttle
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Was gav Thorpe the eisenhorn guy?

queen laurel
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eh

dusk patrol
plush shuttle
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Nvm that's abnett

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I'm fucking

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Stupid kek

late osprey
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If I wanted sane reasonable politics I'd just go outside :/

storm jungle
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I love googling the Inquisition's seperate philosophies

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and Puritans have like.. 5

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then you click on Radicals and they got like 20 lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
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both factions are pretty braindead but its more about flavor

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TRUST ME GUYS THIS DAEMONHOST IDEA WILL WORK

queen laurel
young pecan
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Could Nurgle be accurately described as a stink pilled pheromone maxxer

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I already know the answer I'm just making sure you guys do

rocky gale
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I read that as pink pilled and got really confused

green loom
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Inquisition interrogating you

pale geode
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Henlo loreys

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I was wondering
Did Roboute Guilliman do anything to reform the Imperium so far?

green loom
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No major specifics

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He restored the Tetrarchy in Ultramar

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Replaced some highlords

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Made an order of historitors

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Ordered exploration west to find more worlds to settle

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And that's mostly it as I understand

pale geode
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I read that he tried to Stop the production of servitors (the kind of that were Humans before) and slavery but didn't do it at this Point, because it would weaken the Imperium. Anything confirmed about that?

green loom
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No, why would he?

fallen plaza
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Servitors were a thing in pre heresy

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He was definitely in on it

pale geode
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Aperantly "he was disgusted of people being taken away and treated like cattle" thats what I remember, but dont know. I read it in a Post about him somewhere.

fallen plaza
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Probably fake

green loom
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Definitely

sour hornet
green loom
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I mean semi sympathetic he may be written, the guy is still a horrible supremacist butcher of countless billions

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I doubt the super meritocratic mind behind Ultramar would spare sympathy for "rule breakers" and the weak

paper haven
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Zero chance Roboute thinks servitors are bad.

pale geode
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Okay so I read again bit and aperantly he saw servitors as a "necessary evil" but thats what I Just found on a random ass summary of him, so probably Worth nothing

bold veldt
soft thunder
storm jungle
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Roboute also cannot change the Imperium in its entirety or at all ever. Most fans who think hes "fixing it" are very much stupid and dont read the lore while giving him a savior messiah complex

crystal forum
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literally described as a musk

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which, yum

paper haven
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Servitors are sadly necessary since ai is super banned and the closest second is controlled by human minds.

crystal forum
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servitors are based

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they even exist in real life but we call them twitter users

paper haven
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Just remember: The warp can and has healed servirtos before.

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Also, I believe that servitors are a bit smarter than twitter users

viral halo
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Why couldn't they have just called him Robert man

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Everytime I have to say robooty it just fucking sucks

fallen plaza
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Rob gilman

crystal forum
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i need mark II armour so badly GW

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pls

shell mason
fallen plaza
shell mason
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but he's

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uhhh

fallen plaza
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I love that armor

paper haven
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Mk 3 power armor is my favorite

shell mason
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In a situation right now

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give him a text to speech tho

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shit would get interesting

paper haven
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Pretty sure that the emperor trying to get things under control again would result in a second unification war

storm jungle
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Yeah people are stupid and differ over the most simple stuff

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his word would not be absolute

queen laurel
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like how hard is it to do basic warhammer research

paper haven
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Thunder warriors gonna make a return baybeeeee

queen laurel
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You can literally just look around on certain places and you will find what you're looking for

paper haven
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Best source of lore info is uh... the one wiki that is actually terrible.

fallen plaza
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Guys when is lord primarch cosmetic rotation gonna return

paper haven
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1d4chan.

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There it is

fallen plaza
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As rubbish is that site is

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They actually are very good at cataloging stuff

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When there doing things like vehicle or armor varients they can be quite thorough

paper haven
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A fair point.

fallen plaza
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And well, they used to be good at guides for rules

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Now they havent updated there guides since 7th ed

storm jungle
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4chan moment

paper haven
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Laser guided focus on one obscure element

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Everything else is just. Well.

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4chan.

queen laurel
paper haven
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Fake image. He's outside.

queen laurel
paper haven
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I am scared to ask but. Protesting what?

queen laurel
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i'm not a rat

paper haven
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Fair enough.

crystal forum
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protesting decency and all things socially acceptable

small grail
crystal forum
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@arctic talon what are these tanks

arctic talon
crystal forum
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these are resin right

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which might mean we get a plastic model since it's shown alongside plastic stuff

arctic talon
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yeah

viral halo
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I miss forgeworld

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it's not gone but it's like it's going away

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metaphorically speaking

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all the cool shit is gone

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when they re release the warpfire dragon with the chaos launch though, I WILL BE THERE

fallen plaza
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If the unit shows up in a pdf, nope

fallen plaza
viral halo
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30k is good, Age of Sigmar is arguably getting the best models

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I miss badab wars and imperial armour etc

fallen plaza
viral halo
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The plastics yea

fallen plaza
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Look at the new legion champion lol

viral halo
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lots of oppurtunity for kitbashing

fallen plaza
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Even the resin ones

green loom
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My favourite complaint about GW rn is Old World being "shoved on to every page"

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Imagine that, supporting a game you're making whatthefuck_heresy

fallen plaza
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They clearly are hallucinating because i dont see anything

viral halo
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Old World is also selling fantastically

arctic talon
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Old World is doing well yeah

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Its doing better then WHFB probably was

viral halo
arctic talon
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literal bar on the floor moment

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but like

green loom
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Not a high bar, the ceiling for not dying rn is higher than WHFB ever reached probably lol

viral halo
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Old World is like booming though it's top 5

fallen plaza
arctic talon
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man WHFB was not doing well financially and its kind of weird to think about

green loom
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"they're trying to shove it everywhere because it's not selling!!!!"

viral halo
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It's ahead of star wars legion and cyberpunk red etc

arctic talon
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I def think Mechanicum is more likely to get like

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more plastic

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tbf Cyberpunk Red is a TTRPG, not a wargame

fallen plaza
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Im curious what new units mechanicum will get

arctic talon
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kind of an apples and oranges situation

arctic talon
fallen plaza
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Because chances are i wont like them

arctic talon
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GW blew their load already

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we're just getting rules prolly

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if we do get a mini its highly likely to be resin characters

dusk patrol
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Right now I think they’re just trying to fill in gaps for the heresy factions

arctic talon
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^

green loom
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"there's only news for old world! Everything else is getting delayed!"

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I'm crying

fallen plaza
# arctic talon nothing

They probably will at some point, they did it with the legions, they did it with the solar aux they probably just dont have a fixed date for it

arctic talon
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I'm referring to the upcoming War for Mars book

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supplement?

dusk patrol
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After they get the initial waves out for more and maybe a praetor for salamanders, Raven guard, Iron Hands, Iron Warriors and so on and some fucking characters then they might do more

fallen plaza
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Must be amazing to be neglected in both games eternal

dusk patrol
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Tbf we did get Meduson

arctic talon
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soon™️

dusk patrol
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Can’t complain as hard as RG, Sallies, and Iron Warriors now

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Still no praetor though

arctic talon
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Loyalist Mechanicum is going to get cucked in the upcoming supplement

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I can feel it

fallen plaza
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That newer EC termie praetor was just disgusting

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Like bleh what was that

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Tell me, how is a termie supposed to strap that bolter on him

crystal forum
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what if

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plastic warhound titan

celest dome
fallen plaza
crystal forum
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resin sucks

fallen plaza
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It wont be better priced

winter vessel
crystal forum
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at least if i pay over 1k i can have plastic

viral halo
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I want a reaver titan

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too much work though

fallen plaza
#

I just want a plastic stormhammer

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That is my holy grail

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Next to the malcador

crystal forum
fallen plaza
#

On resin it takes 3 years so

crystal forum
#

and then you have to disassemble it every time you want to move it

viral halo
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his video on it is insane

fallen plaza
fallen plaza
#

Some youtubers do that yeah

crystal forum
arctic talon
crystal forum
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because the video starts with all the part already cut from sprues and sanded

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nvm he sands

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no way he did it in a day though

fallen plaza
viral halo
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crystal forum
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bruh he literally says at the start

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that he's not doing it in a day

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0:20

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this certainly doesnt excuse me for taking 3 weeks to make my land raider though that's for sure

fallen plaza
#

Straight jay

crystal forum
#

im going as fast as i can NOOOO

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it's those damn sprue holes

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they take so much time to remove

fallen plaza
#

Sprue what

dusk patrol
fallen plaza
#

Like those runner nibs

dusk patrol
#

Holes you say?

fallen plaza
#

😁

shell mason
fallen plaza
#

Truly the zeroturtle74650 of all time

shell mason
#

Zimmer

storm jungle
#

Truly the 😁 of all time

shell mason
#

damn it witchfinder

storm jungle
#

am I wrong or am I wrong

shell mason
storm jungle
shell mason
#

anyway

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how is everyone

fallen plaza
#

Me when the 😁 and 😁 does the 😁

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😁

shell mason
#

there's like five more sex jokes I got for this

fallen plaza
#

And you can tell them to yourself

shell mason
#

Nuh uh

shell mason
fallen plaza
#

Nope

shell mason
#

anyway

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how are you zimmer

rose thorn
#

Very very very hype for the AOS reveals coming up

fallen plaza
queen laurel
fallen plaza
shell mason
#

the what reveals what?

rose thorn
#

Wensdsy

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

The nova stuff

rose thorn
shell mason
#

this is some advance nerd shit right here

rose thorn
#

And probably the new warcry stuff

fallen plaza
rose thorn
#

We already got most of trh skaven reveals thanks to the helcrown events

rose thorn
shell mason
fallen plaza
#

Good

rose thorn
#

Nah that’s the grimdank server

shell mason
#

this used to be grimdank

#

before they removed the meme channel

fallen plaza
#

Now this server is better than ever

#

No more cringe

queen laurel
#

think of the server as a body and meme chat as a cancer tumor

rose thorn
#

Yeah

#

The meme channel was pretty fucking bad

shell mason
#

sometimes you laugh at the misfortune of it all

fallen plaza
#

I do it all the time

crystal forum
#

i saw a video essay about grimdark and most of the comments were about how good grimdark has good characters who are contrasted by the environment

queen laurel
shell mason
#

makes you feel better there are people more fucked up than you are HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

crystal forum
#

i dont think grimdark counts as grimdark if there's objectively morally good characters

rose thorn
crystal forum
#

that's just normal hero stories

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

grimdark is everything being shit and you as the viewing loving the chaos

shell mason
crystal forum
#

idk why people require good in stories

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

is this the superhero effect

shell mason
#

literally would've sat back and watch that shit unravel

rose thorn
shell mason
#

with a cup of coffee and all

rose thorn
#

The warcry warband would be one of the two

#

OH YOU KNOW WJAT

#

It’s probably the new grave gaurd

#

That’s probably gonna be revealed

queen laurel
#

Iron jawz got their big pigs and nice infantry so they're pretty good at the moment

#

Kruleboyz?

shell mason
#

now we here

#

meme chat gone

queen laurel
#

new stuff needed

shell mason
#

until some mod becomes power hungry

shell mason
#

and this becomes hell again

rose thorn
#

it was understandable with a third faction in one hook

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But just two??

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What’s the fuckinh point

shell mason
#

but til then

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I wait and watch

rose thorn
shell mason
#

all in time Maggie

#

All in time

crystal forum
#

mods get paid in power trips

rose thorn
queen laurel
shell mason
#

idk man

rose thorn
#

I hope we get an ironjawz spear head

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

They are really back and forth on it lmao

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

I imagine we will get bone splitters next edition

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They don’t even wanna put them in old world

#

And AOS isn’t really the type to waste ideas

crystal forum
#

is fantasy getting tech thralls

rose thorn
#

Omfg I forgot chaos dwarves are gonna get revealed this edition

queen laurel
#

THE CHAOS STUNTIES

fallen plaza
#

Wait what

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Holy shit

queen laurel
#

what do you mean

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i thought they scrapped them for the old world

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because a good chunk of their models are literally older than space marine in a dreadnought

arctic talon
#

Chorfs have lore stuff

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In the new AoS core rule book

crystal forum
#

are chaos dwarves just extra racist

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or do they go so racist that they revert back to non racist

spring cairn
#

very sad

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
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aka a lot

arctic talon
#

in AoS idfk if they're more racist then normal dwarfs because Duradin are less racist because they live in Cities generally lol

storm jungle
#

They are still pretty racist its mostly city dwarves that aren't on the extreme end.

arctic talon
#

the book of grudges survived

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(somehow)

storm jungle
#

Kharadron are literally only doing it to steal your wallet which ngl is pretty sigma

arctic talon
#

khardron are profit maxers

storm jungle
#

steal from the rich

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and give it to myself

fallen plaza
#

Hand me all of it

crystal forum
#

dwarfmaxxing

arctic talon
#

do you think Dwarf generals complain about new technology being used

#

actually

#

what am I saying they absolutely do

dusk patrol
#

Do dwarf generals complain about _______

#

The answer is yes

crystal forum
#

they probably complain about literally everything they havent seen before

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

And stuff they have

fallen plaza
#

I am in fact actually a dawi

arctic talon
#

"this cannon from 500 years ago works fine why do I need a new one"

crystal forum
#

they eat the best food they've ever eaten and they'll say it tastes too good

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

do dwarves drink a lot in fantasy

storm jungle
#

no jay

hallow saddle
#

cant wait for chaos dwarfs 🙏

fallen plaza
#

No

storm jungle
#

they just drink tea

crystal forum
#

fuck

#

ruined

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

THEY GOT A FUCKING CHARACTER DEDICATED TO MAKING THE BEST BEER

fallen plaza
#

They drink the pussy shit too

storm jungle
#

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

hallow saddle
#

haha

dusk patrol
#

Dwarves drinking ale: “Too many suds, not enough, it’s too strong, it’s not strong enough, it’s too aged, it’s too young, it’s bad, it’s too good.”

crystal forum
fallen plaza
#

Like the bagged tea

queen laurel
#

Motherfucker their kidneys literally evolved to intake alcohol

hallow saddle
#

its root beer

crystal forum
#

i dont know this stuff

storm jungle
#

its known that dwarves drink call of duty perk-a-colas

dusk patrol
#

It’s not Bugmans I’ll tell you that

queen laurel
#

They probably drink more than a heartbroken guy in college

crystal forum
dusk patrol
fallen plaza
dusk patrol
#

Best be careful getting between a Dawi and his ale

hallow saddle
#

Joe Sigman, brewer of the best Monster Energy in the old world

dusk patrol
#

Bugman carrying a keg into battle is peak

crystal forum
#

the grimdark video i watched earlier said black ops zombies is grimdark and i cant unsee it now

#

it's fucking true

dusk patrol
#

The Grimdark video I watched earlier told me to steal your kidneys

gloomy citrus
#

Hashut?

fallen plaza
#

I love hashuts name

hallow saddle
#

hashoot hashoot hashoot

dusk patrol
#

Has shut up

fallen plaza
#

I remember a jess goodwin interview where he said the name was just a sneeze pun

dusk patrol
#

Not the only case of such a thing in 40k

hallow saddle
#

slaanesh is one too

queen laurel
hallow saddle
#

mwell maybe not

celest dome
storm jungle
#

skaven are seconary

#

orks and goblins were the top race that ruined their empire following the War of the Beard

gloomy citrus
storm jungle
#

Skaven are the second largest threat just from the underground aspect alone lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Yep that

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the Gobbo Wars

fallen plaza
#

Hahaa thats for karak eight peaks!

storm jungle
#

lmao

#

love that line

gloomy citrus
#

I don't know as much about fantasy as I know 40k.

fallen plaza
#

Then read some stuff

storm jungle
queen laurel
#

The he tore of using his hands

gloomy citrus
#

Should I type in all of Settra's titles?

fallen plaza
#

All

#

The slop is good for you

dusk patrol
#

Dwarves also don’t like Skaven, Chaos, Elves, Noisy Humans, Humans who are disrespectful by not being noisy, old Dawi who are stuck in their ways, young Dawi who don’t respect the old Dawis ways, Elves, the hippie Elves, the goth Elves

queen laurel
# celest dome For the Dwarfs it's very much the greenskins

Yeah when playing warhammer games or just reading warhammer fantasy narrative in general it's always the orcs that they would f****** kick in the head, so much to the point that they would rather probably kiss an elf rather than accept the fact that orcs are better

gloomy citrus
#

Opener of the Way
Wielder of the Divine Flame
Punisher of Nomads
The Great Unifier
Commander of the Golden Legion
Sacred of Appearance
Bringer of Light
Father of Hawks
Builder of Cities
Protector of the Two Worlds
Keeper of the Hours
Chosen of Ptra
High Steward of the Horizon
Sailor of the Great Vitae
Sentinel of the Two Realms
The Undisputed
Begetter of the Begat
Scourge of the Faithless
Carrion-feeder
First of the Charnel Valley
Rider of the Sacred Chariot
Vanquisher of Vermin
Champion of the Death Arena
Emperor Of The Shifting Sands
He Who Holds The Sceptre
Great Hawk of the Heavens
Arch-sultan of Atalan
Waker of the Hierotitan
Monarch of the Sky
Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands
Champion of the Desert Gods
Breaker of the Ogre Clans
Builder of the Great Pyramid
Terror of the Living
Master of the Never-Ending Horizon
Master of the Necropolises
Taker of Souls
Tyrant to the Foolish
Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade
Scion of Usirian
Scion of Nehek
Settra the Great
Chaser of Nightmares
Keeper of the Royal Heart
Founder of the Mortuary Cult
Banisher of the Grand Hierophant
High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets
Guardian of the Charnal Pass
Tamer of the Liche King
Unliving Jackal Lord
Dismisser of the Warrior Queen
Charioteer of the Gods
He Who Does Not Serve
Slayer of Redditras
Scarab Purger
Favoured of Usirian
Player of the Great Game
Liberator of Life
Lord Sand
Wrangler of Scorpions
Emperor of the Dunes
Eternal Sovereign of the Khemri's Legions
Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert
Curserer of the Living
Regent of the Eastern Mountains
Warden of the Eternal Necropolis
Herald of All Heralds
Caller of the Bitter Wind
God-Tamer
Master of the Mortis River
Guardian of the Dead
Great Keeper of the Obelisks
Deacon of the Ash River
Belated of Wakers
General of the Mighty Frame
Summoner of Sandstorms
Master of All Necrotects
Prince of Dust
Tyrant of Araby
Purger of the Greenskin Breathers
Killer of the False Gods' Champions
Tyrant of the Gold Dunes
Golden Bone Lord

crystal forum
#

skaven are a 40k level threat in a world without flamers

dusk patrol
#

Please

#

Jump off a cliff

gloomy citrus
#

Avenger of the Dead
Carrion Master
Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands
Breaker of Djaf's Bonds and many more...

fallen plaza
#

No ones gonna read that

dusk patrol
#

Just post it like it’s said in books

#

Smh

queen laurel
#

You can literally just search settra title copy paste

winter vessel
#

wow "Opener of the Way", didn't know Settra worked as a greeter in a Retail Store

queen laurel
#

And you're going to find it

gloomy citrus
#

I know.

dusk patrol
#

If you know

#

then why did you do it

gloomy citrus
winter vessel
#

'Lord Sand' makes me laugh

gloomy citrus
#

Nehekhara is just that.

fallen plaza
#

IIMMM COUSIN OKRIIIIII HAHAAAA!

dusk patrol
#

How is it you see worse with two eyes than I with ONE!

gloomy citrus
arctic talon
#

how the fuck did Bugmans beer

#

survive the old world blowing up

spring cairn
#

taste very good

arctic talon
#

true

#

is it genetically encoded now

crystal forum
#

i hope we get coop in darktide as well

arctic talon
#

Such good beer its part of the dwarves genome

dusk patrol
#

The devious Elven mind is impossible to decipher…she decides to shoot me NOW?!

crystal forum
#

i wanna throw fire grenades

#

continuously

#

L4D2 spitter gaming

fallen plaza
#

No more sergeant please.

gloomy citrus
#

I still hope there will be a singular plague marine boss.

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

how did it survive

fallen plaza
#

Because its so good

crystal forum
spring cairn
#

taste good

#

maybe best in every universe

dusk patrol
#

One of the Bugmanns survived I guess

arctic talon
#

I wonder if drinking bugmans would just

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hurt a human

#

via alcohol poisoning

dusk patrol
#

Nah they love it

arctic talon
#

goated

dusk patrol
#

It’s prized by the Empire

#

It’s in VT2

gloomy citrus
dusk patrol
#

During the bar crawl mission

gloomy citrus
#

A noxious blightbringer.

crystal forum
#

if you as a regular human can kill more than 10 chaos marines in lore you are officially plot armour

arctic talon
#

A tankard of bugmans ale is apparently as potent as 4 tankards of normal beers

#

So

dusk patrol
#

Honestly not that bad

spring cairn
#

dwarfs love to gift bugmanns when doing diplomacy with anyone

gloomy citrus
spring cairn
#

so any race can appreciate it

arctic talon
#

good drink

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

alcohol brings everyone together

dusk patrol
#

Yeah Bugmans is liquid mithril to them

fallen plaza
#

I would rather we fight daemons

crystal forum
#

let's fight greater demons

dusk patrol
#

We’re not gonna fight plague marines

spring cairn
#

you'll never go back to non-dwarfen brewed beer after tasting bugmann

fallen plaza
#

Lights fight soulgrinders

crystal forum
#

i want to kill angron with a souped up lasgun

dusk patrol
#

And definitely not greater daemons

crystal forum
#

remember the equipment we have in game is the shitty versions

winter vessel
#

fight a daemon engine, like this fat boy

fallen plaza
#

Not really

dusk patrol
gloomy citrus
#

What other plague marine could be an interesting boss?

crystal forum
# fallen plaza Not really

says so in the animation of guys picking up lasguns from dead soldiers. whoever her name is says it wont be top of the line stuff

plush mason
fallen plaza
dusk patrol
spring cairn
dusk patrol
#

It got around a lot

spring cairn
#

bugmann or not

crystal forum
#

there's no reason we can't fight plague marines smh

dusk patrol
#

It was only recently it got destroyed by Orks

crystal forum
#

marines have died to less in lore

dusk patrol
#

And the last Bugman went around looking for stockpiles

spring cairn
#

Joseph Bugman

dusk patrol
celest dome
#

The only reason we won't kill CSM is that FS doesn't want the story to revolve around SM

fallen plaza
crystal forum
#

you win

fallen plaza
#

A big ole brass scorpion

dusk patrol
#

There isn’t a lack of other enemies they can add

fallen plaza
#

That is wanna see

winter vessel
#

fight the Tallymen, who I call the Nurgle Tax Collector

fallen plaza
#

We need nurgling hordes too

crystal forum
#

more minor demons as regular enemies would be nice

plush mason
crystal forum
#

like those shitty little nurgle demons

fallen plaza
#

They should have a modifier for that

spring cairn
#

Is Epidemius in 40k too ?

fallen plaza
#

Triple the horde amount and its all nurglgins

celest dome
dusk patrol
#

There’s a lot of other enemies we can fight besides marines

fallen plaza
#

Like

crystal forum
#

wasn't there a teaser implying GSC

winter vessel
fallen plaza
#

A brass scorpion

plush mason
spring cairn
#

I want to kill at least 1 CSM in darktide just because so many people said the rejects can't do it

celest dome
dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

oh

dusk patrol
#

GSC is an easy one to implement for obvious reasons

celest dome
#

No easier than another Chaos cult

crystal forum
#

would be a whole new set of enemies

#

who dont fight alongside chaos

dusk patrol
#

I’d say it makes more sense than other chaos cults tbh

#

But like you can easily add a lot of enemies

#

Orks, just have an Ork wagghhh land on the planet

#

GSC? There was one hiding

plush mason
#

a 3 way war between us the heretics and GSC would be sick, i doubt it would happen though

fallen plaza
#

I just want more random bosses, and buffs to the current ones

dusk patrol
#

Chaos cults? One landed or popped up

winter vessel
#

if we had an assassination type mission for the GSC. you think we could take on a magus?

fallen plaza
#

The chaos spawn and others are all such a cakewalk

dusk patrol
#

But I doubt they’d have us kill a Magus

#

Cause there’s only one of those

#

Unless they’re ending the plot line

plush mason
celest dome
# crystal forum who dont fight alongside chaos

I don't think they'll have a new faction that can't interact with the current one, either by mixing them or by having them fight
Though I really don't think we will see Tide vs tide vs Player

dusk patrol
#

They’d probably just have transition areas

#

Like in VT2

#

Where it phases into the next faction

#

Or just one per mission

winter vessel
#

I just want a bar on the Mourningstar to hang out with the other Rejects

dusk patrol
#

But as is I doubt they have plans beyond more chaos rn

#

I doubt there’s even plans for anything besides nurgle rn

fallen plaza
#

And i just want to test my weapons on the ship itself and not the shooting range

#

Like the morning star just sucks as a hub because you cant do anything beyond buying

#

You can use your weapons, you can use your ult, and you cant sit on chairs and such

dusk patrol
#

Probably just the way it’s coded

crystal forum
fallen plaza
#

Even back in vermintide i use to just not play a match and just chill in the keep all day

dusk patrol
#

(And also they want you in third person for cosmetics)

crystal forum
#

hive gangers would be nice to fight

fallen plaza
#

Its why i installed then psych ward mod

#

No need to go to the morning star now

crystal forum
fallen plaza
#

Just give us the ability to sit

#

Give us a game of regicide in the bar too so you can play with other dudes

winter vessel
#

drink some reclaimed water that's been 5% filtered and see the gruel that we eat

crystal forum
#

nah i'm sure we'd be able to buy decent food

winter vessel
#

I mean I feel like Slab would be moderate.

fallen plaza
#

Give us an ogryn rager

#

Oh and make overheads uninterruptable execpt with certain breakpoints hit

young pecan
crystal forum
#

when you start enjoying it

gray umbra
#

Stinky

winter vessel
crystal forum
#

nurgle sweat is the kind you get when you have a fever and you're burning up

#

i dont need to explain slaanesh sweat

winter vessel
#

So what’s Khorne sweat then? Blood

crystal forum
#

no that's fucked up

#

weirdo

winter vessel
#

Hematohidrosis is a thing

rose thorn
#

My bad I misread the messages criying

winter vessel
#

Very rare cases

young pecan
#

When you think about it, Slaanesh should be the strongest chaos god

green loom
#

Definitely the prettiest

young pecan
#

Excess of stinky, excess of smart, excess of angy

winter vessel
#

Eh

gray umbra
#

Tzeentch is because he can claim everything was planned

crystal forum
fallen plaza
#

A question for all of you fellas

#

What is the sexiest model of all time

winter vessel
#

Can it be without having a face?

young pecan
fallen plaza
gray umbra
#

Mortarion daemon primarch is kind of sexy

storm jungle
crystal forum
young pecan
#

warhammer fans when a lemur runs

storm jungle
#

💀

#

madagascar ptsd

fallen plaza
#

If it were up to me

#

I say the malcador tank

winter vessel
#

I admit, I liked the Fulgrim Transfigured model back in 2023

fallen plaza
#

It is a good model

#

If a bit extra

crystal forum
fallen plaza
crystal forum
#

original or solar aux

#

which pattern

fallen plaza
#

The solar aux one is the same

#

Its the one with the battle cannon

crystal forum
#

they have slight differences

#

solar aux is flashier

fallen plaza
#

Thats a paint difference

crystal forum
#

no there's extra bits

#

or less

#

im not sure but it's different

fallen plaza
#

Its almost the same

crystal forum
#

original had a lot of detail

#

little tubes

fallen plaza
#

Yeah those in the casemate turret

crystal forum
#

also there's no defender for solar aux

#

which is sad

young pecan
#

Why is he named Ghillie Man if he's not even the one who does stealth

fallen plaza
#

Demolisher sucks nowadays

young pecan
#

Is the emperor stupid

fallen plaza
#

So its not a big loss

crystal forum
#

i like how WW1 it looks

#

mobile pillbox

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

in case you're all interested

#

also the russian 1:1 modeller didn't make a defender model smh

fallen plaza
#

A7V lookin ass

crystal forum
#

i need to find another

crystal forum
#

let me get image

fallen plaza
#

The mark series?

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Plastic

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

I’d assume

storm jungle
#

its legit gorgeous