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But she does have a little rock she stands on which makes her that height
but you know, there are many artists and painters well beyond 40
So the actual model itself is smaller than that
have you had any legos before henrietta
here is an image of a unfinished marine next to a lego mini and my fleshy finger for reference
is it a bad luck thing? or one rabbithole he falls down?
I mean, it doesn't seem particularly hard being a xenos inquisitor, finding xenos is the easy part, the hard part is not getting danced on by said xenos
(its a bad writing thing)
oof
there is a xenos that the iorn warriors fought that literally warps time foward
Not really
o h my bad
There’s a clear path for why it happens and why he keeps fighting certain enemies
i msiread yoru message
i´m german and we all have playmobil lol
😦

yeah and there are daemons that molest your soul for three morbillion years, most xenos are like covenant adjacent
i think i´ve seen legos before though. i had no idea even the space marines were that small.
even less reason to pay 100€ for a pack of 5
Oh yea it's a shock how small they actually are
The term "mini" is quite literal
i´m intrigued by the challenge of painting something that small though
sorry for your condition I hope it gets better
you should see how much i have to pay in my country
ty just ty
100000000000 doubloons?
maybe add warp chicanery into the mix
Like I was in the hobby reading the books for years before I actually started collecting or being around minis and I was shocked by how tiny they were
I started with a Sororitas and was like "There's no way"
But once you get used to them they stop seeming so small
i guess it doesn´t matter if you´re about to play the tabletop anyway
i only just got more upset about GW´s pricing finding this out now lol
dont listen to larmoth she sold her soul to slaanesh
i might still get a Saint Celestine. my golden girl
Huhhhhhh
there's no other way to paint that well
this is a compliment
I can't even remember if I've posted my paintings here before
do it now
i´d post some too if i had ever made any warhammer stuff
i´ve been meaning to draw my character for my next one actually, lol
i might be mistaking you with somebody else then

nvm it's jerkomatic

the paintings. hand them over. now. 
Yea his painting is godlike
your name is going on the list
make sure you write it with a small L
Capital L Larmoth is a guy from the Netherlands
he is going on an even worse list for occupying your name then
what even is a larmoth
mammoth 🦣
Jar moth
ik bun Vulgaris Magistralis
en ik ri-j op een mammoet in het rond
Me
(I know we are past the topic, but I didn’t realize that there was a dread lord option for black dragon. So I’ll just put the sorceress hands and heads on the dread lord body.)
ummmm we are past that topic
Yea it's the same kit for both Sorceress and Dreadlord
I kept skipping over the dread lord option
I was like ‘wait why doesn’t the black dragon sorceress have a wizard key word’
we don't speak elvish in this server
stop it
ELVISH
that is a high tone for dutch
Same as like the Cauldrons of Blood for DoK, they've got like 5 different build options from the one kit
i´ve only ever heard it described as "german but drunk" or something
you can tell who in this channel is american by how annoying they are
Oh was that Dutch?
I'm still not convinced it's a real language
i´m marrying and moving to america next year and i am worried about what i will become with time 
hamboigas :DDDDDDDDDD
schiken wings :DDD blue cheese :DDDD
this but with australians
Yikes
so far i´ve always liked everyone 🌞
except one time
better not be major kill
I couldn't imagine leaving Ireland tbh
I appreciate the kit does the ‘10 ways to build with 5 extra foot heroes’ thing
Ew
I love it
oh man this one time i was discussing with some normie friends who don´t know about 40k whether the master chief is better than a space marine, so we went to youtube and watched a majorkill video but everyone agreed to turn that off immediately because he was just so bad lmfao
Can't be doing without potato bread and soda farls
Irish
eugh
FARLS KRANZ?!?
everywhere sucks except where i live
see this is why I dont watch the versus videos just the lore ones
majorkill
majorkill is 1 bad protein shake away from selling a crypto token
cannot stand him
I despise him but holy shit his models are good
does he model them
His sculptors are amazing
his models are good
at least majorkill is just annoying, the only really bad guy is Arch
wasn't he in drama with weshammer ?
yea
for literally no reason
if anyone doesn´t know yet, Arch is a literal nazi and nobody should watch his videos
Weshammer is drama
i want everyone to know
Farl means like quarter, so a soda farl is a type of bread that's made in a circle like and cut into fours
That loon amazing
Looks*
they settled it off camera though and admit he was tweaking from how big his sub count got
ireland is pretty cool
yeah for a second I didn't know if you made a typo or were referencing some strange abomination from Ireland
after that I kinda stopped watching him and weshammer
i like ireland so much that i want to maybe move there eventually, but isn´t it super expensive?
or is that just dublin
I mean, aside from sponsoring temu, what did he do?
He seems chill
Dublin is very expensive
hahaha
still don't see the hate this server has for him and wes tho
their content is decent
majorkill does it purely for the money is how i see it
if you have like adhd then watch majorkill
i don´t hate him, i just can´t stand him. kind of like eating a food i don´t like, i don´t have any conceptual thoughts about it, i just find it distasteful
I mean tweaking over someone making content about a franchise neither of you own is absolutely neurotic to begin with
turned me off him completely
think I should have a bolt pistol with this, or db shotgun? what would be more fun to accompany the knife?
on vet
put a skin on that you NERD
cause motherfucker say somethings so off the wall it make you pay attention to him
I have severe adhd and I watch baldermort lmao
nah
its like jiggling key in front of your face
But that's mostly due to Landlords atm, the Dáil is trying to do something about it, but we'll see how it goes
Watch barry walts meme collab with him and he seems chill
i´m particularly bad at judging combat value, but a bolt pistol with the perk that lets you shoot it while sprinting is pretty fun, and i can see it being even more fun with a knife
is it so bad you have insomnia?
The autogun is kinda fun but it seems meh
valid
just run whatever you think is more fun
yeah why use anything other than a 30mm gun
everyone has something they like
the only chad take
It’s less of like ‘omg he shot someone’ but mroe ‘all of his lore is from r/grimdank’
Yeah, so I put his videos on to help sleep.
He is a terrible person to listen to about lore and all of his content is wrong at some level
bruh
fuck we on the same level then
damn it
sometimes when i need to reassure myself as to why i probably make two digits of money less than a guy who just talks in front of a camera about plastic toys is that he probably has cripplin anxiety due to his job
that doesn't work because I also have crippling anxiety and I'm still poorer than him

at least your yearly revenue isn't judged by how relevant you are
I also just don’t trust warhammer 40k lore YouTubers anymore
fellow fear and hunger fan in the wild 🗣️
but yeah fuck majorkill for commercializing nerdspace even more than it already is
I genuinely like the games
Funger mentioned
I mean, as much as I despise him, it's GW fault for setting the bar so low that hell is looking down at it.
GW is dumb but they dont control the fandom
So, I see no shame in his game if he's just marketing to whales who will buy things regardless.
At a certain point, you're dealing with full grown adults with formed pre-frontal lobes, they can judge if things are worth it, and just not buy it.
meh, gw would do it anyway
It's not like EA targeting children. 40k is pretty well beyond what kids can afford.
well yeah
the average mini is like 40 to 50 bucks
70 if you buying paints
that makes for a fucking christmas present
valve doing cs gambling
i remember spending most of my pocket money on tf2 keys for a few months when i was like 14 lmao
honestly pretty messed up in retrospect
i was too broke for that shit
You guys had pocket money?
Me frfr
According to the lore, what happens if an Astartes commit a crime?
Depends on the crime but generally speaking nothing or the chapter deals with it
Nothing.
Astartes can do basically anything they want, the only people they have to listen to are their direct superiors within the chapter
But crime is such a broad term in 40K
who may or may not give a shit what they do to mortals
Yeah this
But Astartes are so rare I doubt even Salamanders would, say, execute their own for anything short of Treason or incompetence so bad it gets other space marines killed
I imagine your average chapter reprimands you for murdering mortals but nothing more than that
Most done care
[Rogue Trader Spoilers] ||In the post-credits of the game, your Space Wolf companion actually flat out murders a lord inquisitor, with no indication on if his chapter ever even punished him for it.||
I mean if you just start blasting a civilian, your average Codex-Compliant chapter's Sergeant is maybe going to yell at you over the vox but again, just reprimanding
Not like he's gonna try to arrest you, it's in the middle of a warzone after all
And you're all more or less family
Unless you're like actively murdering any and all allies he probably wouldn't pay it any mind
more like a "bro WTF? dont do that again" type reaction
When I'm thinking "murder" I'm thinking the most likely scenario is that a civilian or guardsman was perceived as disrespectful and so took a backhand to the skull
in dark imperium these primaris sm’s had to execute survivors from this village to keep their secrecy
well
firstborn-primaris mix
Marines sometimes do just straight up murder someone that fails the vibe check
I mean Chapter orders are another thing entirely
one dude gunbutt smacks a priest and snaps his neck
I moreso just mean a single marine just turning someone into jello for Bad Vibes
Since if the Chapter orders it you'd actually be in trouble if you DIDN'T murder
All in all, the only law marines care about is their Chapter's law, which if it even has any rulings on treating outside humans than it likely would have minor punishments
And anybody short of an Inquisitor is taking a colossal risk in trying to arrest even a single marine
both for reputation (they're borderline worshipped by the greater Imperial society, picking a fight with them could make everyone think you're a heretic) and for your own skin
theres a story where a primaris da ripped a high ranking Dark angel firstborns cape off to give to a freezing human
he almost shoots the primaris
Tbf
not really related butt
Those 2 were not getting along already
yea, that did not help them
only the chaplain saved that primaris from being brainless
wish they'd just make everyone primaris already and get it over with, the dichotomy has always felt super awkward to me
"we're just you, but True Scale :^)"
im gonna be very sad if chaos marines in SM2 are a head shorter than loyalist marines
like they tried to do in the debut of primaris
lmao hell yeah
i know their minis are juiced up too now
They look like chosen
Tbh the nuscale marines, Eldar, normal humans and orks are great
Just the better proportions help a ton visually even if they didn’t change height wise
yeah without a doubt
i think the first wave of primaris models were a little too clean/not gothic enough, almost like they were humanized tau
Tbh
but the second wave especially nailed everything down
I think the first wave of primaris can be thought of as like
Tactical marines
Where the kit is pretty barebones as a baseline
What are they again? Veterans within a Chaos Warband?
alot of people are disappointed that they basically are trying to make firstborns disappear, and make every space marine automatically primaris
Chosen are csm who are older + especially juiced up on chaos juice
honestly they should, if primaris are here to stay as they are
it is just so awkward having both exist at the same time imo
Primaris i have a completely separate issue with which is like
Lore vs tabletop lol
The way they function in the two is so comically different it’s funny
They’re great value aspect warriors on the tabletop(generally)
the main problem is they went from “oh its super difficult and high risk” to “oh yea go down to mars for a weekend and boom, primaris”
for some reason im IRL neurotically codex compliant, i tried to make sure everyone was neatly in their companies and had the squad numbers and everything
and then primaris lore just completely burned all of that to the ground with their new vague codex compliance structure
so i still have a grudge against that
Tbh
Primaris still have the same company stuff
What’s annoying is battlefield roles
Bcs GW can’t fucking decide for some of them
cough cough infernius and aggressors
the problem is that they're all broken down into super-specific units
which makes the companies very very difficult to properly satisfy and still have a competent army
in the old one it was just fine because "devastator" was both an anti-infantry team or an anti-tank team depending on what guns you gave them
yeah
but now it's two completely different units
great value aspect warriors

GW please just give mixed weapon loadouts again like Primaris have in lore
another thing the Eldar taught Guilliman i guess
"you know having mixed weapons makes your models cheaper you really should just give them all single weapons like us"
Primaris work like Legion Tactical/Fire Support/assault/tactical support teams
thanks a lot, guilliman
so much for the Scalpel of the Imperium
yeah LOL
the scalpel in question
the hover tank on a human faction was definitely NOT the move imo
modularity except you have to buy more stuff
on the plus side tactical marines looked like shit
yea nobody's out here thinking the OG marines looked better concept-for-concept, ESPECIALLY after the second wave primaris models
What’s your guys’ favorite ogryn lines?
Hit me with some
I’m looking for inspiration for writing lines for my bodyguard/brawler ogre dnd character
Luck of the draw for that chaos sorcerer
i saw this like 6 times and i sitll laugh my shit off every time
its a good joke
i wish somebody like gianni could do a voice over of this
I bet he’d do it for free
60 seconds · Clipped by Blake Thompson · Original video "Warhammer 40,000: Darktide - Ogryn A (Bodyguard) - Bonding Conversations" by Hypnotic
These two are some of my favorite ogryn lines
Both are gay
if you were to associate yourselves with either of the two groups, who would it be, the Radicals or Puritans?
as in who would you rather be with?
Puritans seem to have more fun
Radicals - but only because of a single subgroup (Recongrugators) who actually are self aware the Imperium made itself shit.
(Unlike other factions, they do not obsess over demonology or Xenos things)
wow, you got a source for that? doesn´t happen a lot that google doesn't find ANY sites for a keyword.
oh ok i found something. it´s spelled "Recongregationism" lol
Yes that. I just seem to find the sect follower name easier to remember lol.
Has anyone gotten the new White Dwarf yet? It should have some new Leagues of Votann lore iirc
#503
Leagues of votann have lore?
Not enough, no
Damn a votann book would be nice
There's one coming pretty soon
Oh what's the name of it
It being a Gav Thorpe novel is a bit worrysome for his work is pretty hit and miss. He does excellent world building though
at least the world building will be guaranteed to be good
the characters and their experience on the other hand?
Was gav Thorpe the eisenhorn guy?
eh
No
Puritans, because radicals are boring!
If I wanted sane reasonable politics I'd just go outside :/
I love googling the Inquisition's seperate philosophies
and Puritans have like.. 5
then you click on Radicals and they got like 20 lol
It's more fun to build a demon powered tank that has a mounted fully automatic gatling plasma cannon than listening to some sermons on how the emperor is based or some shit
both factions are pretty braindead but its more about flavor
TRUST ME GUYS THIS DAEMONHOST IDEA WILL WORK
Source: the blue chicken i talked to
Could Nurgle be accurately described as a stink pilled pheromone maxxer
I already know the answer I'm just making sure you guys do
I read that as pink pilled and got really confused
He's back and you better have an explanation for him!
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Inquisition interrogating you
Henlo loreys
I was wondering
Did Roboute Guilliman do anything to reform the Imperium so far?
No major specifics
He restored the Tetrarchy in Ultramar
Replaced some highlords
Made an order of historitors
Ordered exploration west to find more worlds to settle
And that's mostly it as I understand
I read that he tried to Stop the production of servitors (the kind of that were Humans before) and slavery but didn't do it at this Point, because it would weaken the Imperium. Anything confirmed about that?
No, why would he?
Aperantly "he was disgusted of people being taken away and treated like cattle" thats what I remember, but dont know. I read it in a Post about him somewhere.
Probably fake
Definitely
These words aren't real
I mean semi sympathetic he may be written, the guy is still a horrible supremacist butcher of countless billions
I doubt the super meritocratic mind behind Ultramar would spare sympathy for "rule breakers" and the weak
Zero chance Roboute thinks servitors are bad.
Okay so I read again bit and aperantly he saw servitors as a "necessary evil" but thats what I Just found on a random ass summary of him, so probably Worth nothing
probably just him discussing the disgusting aspect of servitors, as does almost everyone that comes across them
I think he has a thought cross his mind about how the cherub servitors are creepy (ya they do be creepy) while he's chilling in his room, at some point. That might be where the fan-theory came from? I could be wrong
Roboute also cannot change the Imperium in its entirety or at all ever. Most fans who think hes "fixing it" are very much stupid and dont read the lore while giving him a savior messiah complex
um actually slaanesh is the pheromone user ☝️
literally described as a musk
which, yum
Servitors are sadly necessary since ai is super banned and the closest second is controlled by human minds.
Just remember: The warp can and has healed servirtos before.
Also, I believe that servitors are a bit smarter than twitter users
Yea but he looks like Cesar Dilara get a grip
Why couldn't they have just called him Robert man
Everytime I have to say robooty it just fucking sucks
Rob gilman
Only person that can "Change" anything would the emperor
True
I love that armor
Mk 3 power armor is my favorite
In a situation right now
give him a text to speech tho
shit would get interesting
Pretty sure that the emperor trying to get things under control again would result in a second unification war
Yeah people are stupid and differ over the most simple stuff
his word would not be absolute
like how hard is it to do basic warhammer research
Thunder warriors gonna make a return baybeeeee
You can literally just look around on certain places and you will find what you're looking for
Best source of lore info is uh... the one wiki that is actually terrible.
Guys when is lord primarch cosmetic rotation gonna return
As rubbish is that site is
They actually are very good at cataloging stuff
When there doing things like vehicle or armor varients they can be quite thorough
A fair point.
And well, they used to be good at guides for rules
Now they havent updated there guides since 7th ed
4chan moment
the cleanest known 4chan user ever documented Dox Goverrat
Fake image. He's outside.
he's with the other guys protesting
I am scared to ask but. Protesting what?
skaven computer laws banning certain websites i don't know
i'm not a rat
Fair enough.
protesting decency and all things socially acceptable
skaven from twitter are the real sane ones
@arctic talon what are these tanks
Krios battletank and Krios venator
these are resin right
which might mean we get a plastic model since it's shown alongside plastic stuff
yeah
I miss forgeworld
it's not gone but it's like it's going away
metaphorically speaking
all the cool shit is gone
when they re release the warpfire dragon with the chaos launch though, I WILL BE THERE
If these show up in the printed books, they will be plastic
If the unit shows up in a pdf, nope
I mean, i kinda do too, but most of the people that made it cool are gone or are too few to make an impact in the company
GW 40k models are all very sterile and boring rn
30k is good, Age of Sigmar is arguably getting the best models
I miss badab wars and imperial armour etc
Well so were the newer 30k models
The plastics yea
Look at the new legion champion lol
lots of oppurtunity for kitbashing
Even the resin ones
My favourite complaint about GW rn is Old World being "shoved on to every page"
Imagine that, supporting a game you're making 
They clearly are hallucinating because i dont see anything
Old World is also selling fantastically
This is objectively not true, GW has said they won't do legion specalists in plastic
Old World is doing well yeah
Its doing better then WHFB probably was
easiest thing in the world
Not a high bar, the ceiling for not dying rn is higher than WHFB ever reached probably lol
Old World is like booming though it's top 5
I mean, at least the basic stuff
man WHFB was not doing well financially and its kind of weird to think about
"they're trying to shove it everywhere because it's not selling!!!!"
It's ahead of star wars legion and cyberpunk red etc
I def think Mechanicum is more likely to get like
more plastic
tbf Cyberpunk Red is a TTRPG, not a wargame
Im curious what new units mechanicum will get
kind of an apples and oranges situation
nothing
Because chances are i wont like them
GW blew their load already
we're just getting rules prolly
if we do get a mini its highly likely to be resin characters
Right now I think they’re just trying to fill in gaps for the heresy factions
^
They probably will at some point, they did it with the legions, they did it with the solar aux they probably just dont have a fixed date for it
After they get the initial waves out for more and maybe a praetor for salamanders, Raven guard, Iron Hands, Iron Warriors and so on and some fucking characters then they might do more
Must be amazing to be neglected in both games eternal
Tbf we did get Meduson
Can’t complain as hard as RG, Sallies, and Iron Warriors now
Still no praetor though
Loyalist Mechanicum is going to get cucked in the upcoming supplement
I can feel it
That newer EC termie praetor was just disgusting
Like bleh what was that
Tell me, how is a termie supposed to strap that bolter on him
No Necromunda ?
Why though
resin sucks
It wont be better priced
That helmet is just not doing it
at least if i pay over 1k i can have plastic
Remove the shin details and bam, you got a ravenguard praetor
I just want a plastic stormhammer
That is my holy grail
Next to the malcador
i imagine that assembling the model alone would take over 3 months
On resin it takes 3 years so
and then you have to disassemble it every time you want to move it
eons of battle did it in a day
his video on it is insane
Youtubers tend to hide there unpainted side of the mini
Some youtubers do that yeah
does he say he did it in a day
Yeah, since we got the hive secundus stuff already
because the video starts with all the part already cut from sprues and sanded
nvm he sands
no way he did it in a day though
Fair
*allegedly
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bruh he literally says at the start
that he's not doing it in a day
0:20
this certainly doesnt excuse me for taking 3 weeks to make my land raider though that's for sure
Straight jay
im going as fast as i can 
it's those damn sprue holes
they take so much time to remove
Sprue what

Like those runner nibs
Holes you say?
😁
truly he is the 40k
Truly the zeroturtle74650 of all time
Zimmer
Truly the 😁 of all time


the nut be hitting different
there's like five more sex jokes I got for this
And you can tell them to yourself
Nuh uh
you will listen 
Nope
Very very very hype for the AOS reveals coming up
Alive
oh new stuff?
Im excited for the hh reveals
the what reveals what?
Wensdsy
for what faction
The nova stuff
It’s stormcasts, most likely cities, maybe a few skaven things
this is some advance nerd shit right here
And probably the new warcry stuff
aight i'm sold
Keeping up with events is advanced nerd shit?
We already got most of trh skaven reveals thanks to the helcrown events
Where do you think you are???
yes
hell
Good
Nah that’s the grimdank server
meme chat was this lore was pretty quiet
think of the server as a body and meme chat as a cancer tumor
sometimes you laugh at the misfortune of it all
I do it all the time
i saw a video essay about grimdark and most of the comments were about how good grimdark has good characters who are contrasted by the environment
You blink and suddenly it's basically the end times there with all the arguments
makes you feel better there are people more fucked up than you are HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bad takes as usual
i dont think grimdark counts as grimdark if there's objectively morally good characters
Thank fuck the channel was gone when female custodies were revealed
that's just normal hero stories
I dont intend to one up them
oh yeah that was good thing
grimdark is everything being shit and you as the viewing loving the chaos
HAHAHA that bitch would be a hell scape
idk why people require good in stories
it would have been genuinely worse than the Realm of Aqshy
is this the superhero effect
literally would've sat back and watch that shit unravel
I imagine we should get some destruction and death releases but nothing big
with a cup of coffee and all
The warcry warband would be one of the two
OH YOU KNOW WJAT
It’s probably the new grave gaurd
That’s probably gonna be revealed
with krule boyz and iron jawz being their separate things now they need some new stuff
Iron jawz got their big pigs and nice infantry so they're pretty good at the moment
Kruleboyz?
new stuff needed
until some mod becomes power hungry
PLEASE
PLEASE
and this becomes hell again
it was understandable with a third faction in one hook
But just two??
What’s the fuckinh point
It’s like 3 mods and they don’t even get paid lmao
mods get paid in power trips

yeah cruel boys and iron jaws are their own thing now IRon jawz like i said in the moment are pretty fine
idk man
Yeha. It then they said they didn’t
I hope we get an ironjawz spear head
hopefully it seems they're committing to separating the orcs
They are really back and forth on it lmao
yeah now that the Bonesplitterz are out hopefully they just commit on separating the two
I imagine we will get bone splitters next edition
They don’t even wanna put them in old world
And AOS isn’t really the type to waste ideas
is fantasy getting tech thralls
Omfg I forgot chaos dwarves are gonna get revealed this edition
OH YEAH
THE CHAOS STUNTIES
wait a minute
what do you mean
i thought they scrapped them for the old world
because a good chunk of their models are literally older than space marine in a dreadnought
are chaos dwarves just extra racist
or do they go so racist that they revert back to non racist
they are as racist as normal dwarves are
unclear
aka a lot
They're that normal Dwarf WHFB racism
in AoS idfk if they're more racist then normal dwarfs because Duradin are less racist because they live in Cities generally lol
They are still pretty racist its mostly city dwarves that aren't on the extreme end.
Kharadron are literally only doing it to steal your wallet which ngl is pretty sigma
khardron are profit maxers
Hand me all of it
dwarfmaxxing
do you think Dwarf generals complain about new technology being used
actually
what am I saying they absolutely do
they probably complain about literally everything they havent seen before
You better prepare a document longer than the entirety of a realm to make sure that it is on your favor
And stuff they have
I am in fact actually a dawi
"this cannon from 500 years ago works fine why do I need a new one"
they eat the best food they've ever eaten and they'll say it tastes too good
That explains a lot actually
do dwarves drink a lot in fantasy
no jay
cant wait for chaos dwarfs 🙏
No
they just drink tea
What do you think
THEY GOT A FUCKING CHARACTER DEDICATED TO MAKING THE BEST BEER
They drink the pussy shit too
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
haha
Dwarves drinking ale: “Too many suds, not enough, it’s too strong, it’s not strong enough, it’s too aged, it’s too young, it’s bad, it’s too good.”

Like the bagged tea
Motherfucker their kidneys literally evolved to intake alcohol
its root beer
i dont know this stuff
its known that dwarves drink call of duty perk-a-colas
It’s not Bugmans I’ll tell you that
It's a dwarf in a normal fantasy setting
They probably drink more than a heartbroken guy in college
need a little reviiiiiive dum dum da dum dadum da da dum
Ave we time for a quick drink? No?
Best be careful getting between a Dawi and his ale
Joe Sigman, brewer of the best Monster Energy in the old world
Bugman carrying a keg into battle is peak
the grimdark video i watched earlier said black ops zombies is grimdark and i cant unsee it now
it's fucking true
The Grimdark video I watched earlier told me to steal your kidneys
Hashut?
I love hashuts name
hashoot hashoot hashoot
Has shut up
I remember a jess goodwin interview where he said the name was just a sneeze pun
Not the only case of such a thing in 40k
slaanesh is one too
Oh yeah dilara like
What is the so-called rival faction of the dwarves
Like i see them being mostly thrown around as the main enemy of the orcs, but i also see them apparently be the main enemy of skaven which is more true
mwell maybe not
Skaven, orks, elves, you.
largely goblins and orks
For the Dwarfs it's very much the greenskins
skaven are seconary
orks and goblins were the top race that ruined their empire following the War of the Beard
Anyone with a mention in the great book.
Skaven are the second largest threat just from the underground aspect alone lol
Oh yeah when they migrated they absolutely went to town on the holds yeah
Hahaa thats for karak eight peaks!
I don't know as much about fantasy as I know 40k.
Then read some stuff
its just racist europeans fighting fantasy creatures
And there's also grimgor being khazalid for untamable beast which makes sense pretty sure that guy already has a collection of the finest beards
The he tore of using his hands
Should I type in all of Settra's titles?
Dwarves also don’t like Skaven, Chaos, Elves, Noisy Humans, Humans who are disrespectful by not being noisy, old Dawi who are stuck in their ways, young Dawi who don’t respect the old Dawis ways, Elves, the hippie Elves, the goth Elves
Yeah when playing warhammer games or just reading warhammer fantasy narrative in general it's always the orcs that they would f****** kick in the head, so much to the point that they would rather probably kiss an elf rather than accept the fact that orcs are better
Opener of the Way
Wielder of the Divine Flame
Punisher of Nomads
The Great Unifier
Commander of the Golden Legion
Sacred of Appearance
Bringer of Light
Father of Hawks
Builder of Cities
Protector of the Two Worlds
Keeper of the Hours
Chosen of Ptra
High Steward of the Horizon
Sailor of the Great Vitae
Sentinel of the Two Realms
The Undisputed
Begetter of the Begat
Scourge of the Faithless
Carrion-feeder
First of the Charnel Valley
Rider of the Sacred Chariot
Vanquisher of Vermin
Champion of the Death Arena
Emperor Of The Shifting Sands
He Who Holds The Sceptre
Great Hawk of the Heavens
Arch-sultan of Atalan
Waker of the Hierotitan
Monarch of the Sky
Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands
Champion of the Desert Gods
Breaker of the Ogre Clans
Builder of the Great Pyramid
Terror of the Living
Master of the Never-Ending Horizon
Master of the Necropolises
Taker of Souls
Tyrant to the Foolish
Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade
Scion of Usirian
Scion of Nehek
Settra the Great
Chaser of Nightmares
Keeper of the Royal Heart
Founder of the Mortuary Cult
Banisher of the Grand Hierophant
High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets
Guardian of the Charnal Pass
Tamer of the Liche King
Unliving Jackal Lord
Dismisser of the Warrior Queen
Charioteer of the Gods
He Who Does Not Serve
Slayer of Redditras
Scarab Purger
Favoured of Usirian
Player of the Great Game
Liberator of Life
Lord Sand
Wrangler of Scorpions
Emperor of the Dunes
Eternal Sovereign of the Khemri's Legions
Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert
Curserer of the Living
Regent of the Eastern Mountains
Warden of the Eternal Necropolis
Herald of All Heralds
Caller of the Bitter Wind
God-Tamer
Master of the Mortis River
Guardian of the Dead
Great Keeper of the Obelisks
Deacon of the Ash River
Belated of Wakers
General of the Mighty Frame
Summoner of Sandstorms
Master of All Necrotects
Prince of Dust
Tyrant of Araby
Purger of the Greenskin Breathers
Killer of the False Gods' Champions
Tyrant of the Gold Dunes
Golden Bone Lord
skaven are a 40k level threat in a world without flamers
Avenger of the Dead
Carrion Master
Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands
Breaker of Djaf's Bonds and many more...
You didnt need to post this
No ones gonna read that
You can literally just search settra title copy paste
wow "Opener of the Way", didn't know Settra worked as a greeter in a Retail Store
And you're going to find it
I know.

'Lord Sand' makes me laugh
Nehekhara is just that.
IIMMM COUSIN OKRIIIIII HAHAAAA!
How is it you see worse with two eyes than I with ONE!

taste very good
i hope we get coop in darktide as well
Such good beer its part of the dwarves genome
The devious Elven mind is impossible to decipher…she decides to shoot me NOW?!
No more sergeant please.
I still hope there will be a singular plague marine boss.
A little bit of the world ending is nothing compared to good ale grimgi.
how did it survive
Because its so good
fighting marines would be cool yeah
One of the Bugmanns survived I guess
Nah they love it
goated
Just a singular one.
During the bar crawl mission
A noxious blightbringer.
if you as a regular human can kill more than 10 chaos marines in lore you are officially plot armour
Honestly not that bad
dwarfs love to gift bugmanns when doing diplomacy with anyone
so any race can appreciate it
good drink
as a boss mission
alcohol brings everyone together
Yeah Bugmans is liquid mithril to them
I would rather we fight daemons
let's fight greater demons
We’re not gonna fight plague marines
you'll never go back to non-dwarfen brewed beer after tasting bugmann
Lights fight soulgrinders
i want to kill angron with a souped up lasgun
And definitely not greater daemons
remember the equipment we have in game is the shitty versions
fight a daemon engine, like this fat boy
Not really
Tbf Bugmans is beyond even the other dwarven breweries
What other plague marine could be an interesting boss?
says so in the animation of guys picking up lasguns from dead soldiers. whoever her name is says it wont be top of the line stuff
which makes its location in the empire even more strange to me
Like its roughed up but not that shit
It was the best for centuries
true but dwarf beer is vastly superior to one brewed by other races
It got around a lot
bugmann or not
there's no reason we can't fight plague marines smh
It was only recently it got destroyed by Orks
marines have died to less in lore
And the last Bugman went around looking for stockpiles
Joseph Bugman
Yes there is, it would be lame and we don’t need to
The only reason we won't kill CSM is that FS doesn't want the story to revolve around SM
I would rather use other things before marines
this is a chad reason i will accept
you win
A big ole brass scorpion
There isn’t a lack of other enemies they can add
That is wanna see
fight the Tallymen, who I call the Nurgle Tax Collector
We need nurgling hordes too
more minor demons as regular enemies would be nice
the second SM show up the story instantly because about them and them alone sadly
like those shitty little nurgle demons
They should have a modifier for that
Based off what?
Is Epidemius in 40k too ?
Triple the horde amount and its all nurglgins
Then why not instead have Spoilpox Scriveners instead
There’s a lot of other enemies we can fight besides marines
Like
wasn't there a teaser implying GSC
forgot how big their mouths are
A brass scorpion
i think all named daemons are in both yeah
I want to kill at least 1 CSM in darktide just because so many people said the rejects can't do it
No
That was GSCope
Not really but it’s always an option
oh
GSC is an easy one to implement for obvious reasons
No easier than another Chaos cult
I’d say it makes more sense than other chaos cults tbh
But like you can easily add a lot of enemies
Orks, just have an Ork wagghhh land on the planet
GSC? There was one hiding
a 3 way war between us the heretics and GSC would be sick, i doubt it would happen though
I just want more random bosses, and buffs to the current ones
Chaos cults? One landed or popped up
if we had an assassination type mission for the GSC. you think we could take on a magus?
The chaos spawn and others are all such a cakewalk
We can do whatever the game lets us do.
But I doubt they’d have us kill a Magus
Cause there’s only one of those
Unless they’re ending the plot line
we can face tank plasma gun shots so i dont see why not
I don't think they'll have a new faction that can't interact with the current one, either by mixing them or by having them fight
Though I really don't think we will see Tide vs tide vs Player
They’d probably just have transition areas
Like in VT2
Where it phases into the next faction
Or just one per mission
I just want a bar on the Mourningstar to hang out with the other Rejects
But as is I doubt they have plans beyond more chaos rn
I doubt there’s even plans for anything besides nurgle rn
And i just want to test my weapons on the ship itself and not the shooting range
Like the morning star just sucks as a hub because you cant do anything beyond buying
You can use your weapons, you can use your ult, and you cant sit on chairs and such
Probably just the way it’s coded
yeah so GSC doesnt make sense to me
Even back in vermintide i use to just not play a match and just chill in the keep all day
(And also they want you in third person for cosmetics)
hive gangers would be nice to fight
still lots of stuff seems to not be opened yet. i hope we get a pub one day
Just give us the ability to sit
Give us a game of regicide in the bar too so you can play with other dudes
drink some reclaimed water that's been 5% filtered and see the gruel that we eat
nah i'm sure we'd be able to buy decent food
I mean I feel like Slab would be moderate.
Give us an ogryn rager
Oh and make overheads uninterruptable execpt with certain breakpoints hit
I raise you this: at what point does sweat stop being Nurgle's domain and become Slaanesh's
when you start enjoying it
Stinky
nurgle sweat is the kind you get when you have a fever and you're burning up
i dont need to explain slaanesh sweat
So what’s Khorne sweat then? Blood
Hematohidrosis is a thing
My bad I misread the messages 
Something to do with blood vessels rupturing near sweat glands
Very rare cases
When you think about it, Slaanesh should be the strongest chaos god
Definitely the prettiest
Excess of stinky, excess of smart, excess of angy
Eh
Tzeentch is because he can claim everything was planned
they aren't because chaos cannot win
Can it be without having a face?
Great Unclean One
Doesnt matter
Mortarion daemon primarch is kind of sexy
unironically i might pick the current Keeper of Secrets mini lol
leman russ gryphonne IV pattern
warhammer fans when a lemur runs
I admit, I liked the Fulgrim Transfigured model back in 2023
which one
Og
Thats a paint difference
Its almost the same
Yeah those in the casemate turret
Why is he named Ghillie Man if he's not even the one who does stealth
Demolisher sucks nowadays
Is the emperor stupid
So its not a big loss
Why are the two stealth legions themed after crows and ravens, those mfers don’t shut up
in case you're all interested
also the russian 1:1 modeller didn't make a defender model smh
A7V lookin ass
i need to find another
The mark series?
The forge world or the plastic
Plastic
plastic one
I’d assume
its legit gorgeous

