#40k-lore-chat

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vital swift
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$90

nocturne crest
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Forgot about the Ravenwing.

dusk patrol
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It’s a pretty great model too tbh

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Not surprised they haven’t updated it yet with how well it holds up

nocturne crest
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||Maybe they'll eventually remove it like they did with Seth?||

dusk patrol
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Maybe, they haven’t yet though

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I imagine it’s just it holds up well and it was much newer than the others they replaced

vital swift
nocturne crest
rose thorn
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I forgot that was

dusk patrol
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My only real issue with it is the head is pretty meh but that’s easy to fix

rose thorn
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Hey didn’t blood angels have a Phobos character?

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No I’m just crazy lol

dusk patrol
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Not a character no

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But you can bring a Phobos captain if you want I guess

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There’s only one Phobos character really anyways

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Technically the UM captain is one but he’s not represented in rules I don’t think

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But Shrike is the main obvious example

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Phobos is in a rough spot anyways

arctic talon
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Raven Guard: dark fury's or Moriats.
Salamanders: pyroclasts or firedrakes.
Iron Hands: Helfathers, Medusan Immortals
Imperial fists: Idfk Phalanx Warders? I guess?
White Scars: Ebon Keshig or Golden Keshig.
Ultramarines: Fulmentarus

I'm excluding the first founding chapters that have their own codex

nocturne crest
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Yeah, those are the chapters I was thinking of.

arctic talon
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imo fists are like

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fists and ultras are the hardest to come up with anything imo

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Since for Fists huscarls still exist lore wise

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And a lot of their unique stuff got eaten up by the black templars

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so I'm left with like Phalanx Warders lol

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and for UM a lot of their stuff was for legion level stuff or destroyers

median star
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Ironhands mentioned

dusk patrol
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Iron Father generic model is the most likely choice, Helfather is what I would want

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Or a special dread maybe

arctic talon
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Makes sense

dusk patrol
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Actually I lied, the most likely choice is nothing happens

arctic talon
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💀

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12e

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Or 11e

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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Surely

dusk patrol
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Maybe

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I cope and pray

arctic talon
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GW are running out of units to make primaris lol

median star
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I hear theirs these two legions that uh

shell mason
arctic talon
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Killing you

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🪨

nocturne crest
shell mason
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in fact

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I welcome it

crystal forum
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finally got my chaos black spray so i can start my iron hands

grave sparrow
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Other than Kor Phaeron and Luther, were there any other notable heavily augmented humans in the astartes legions?

lunar crag
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erebus

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erebussy

crystal forum
crystal forum
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most of the iron hands legion

grave sparrow
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just members of astartes legions that aren't true astartes, like being too old

shell mason
grave sparrow
lunar crag
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im pretty sure he was a bit too old

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for the full thing

crystal forum
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i forgot about that piece of lore that they werent full astartes

lunar crag
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yeah only children

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erebus was like a adult cultist

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that was part of lorgar weirdo stuff

grave sparrow
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So basically all the augmented humans that weren't true astartes were all assholes lol

lunar crag
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lmaoooo

crystal forum
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not very notable but there's the bodyguard dude who gets astartes implants during one of the first HH books

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flight of the eisenstein i think

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and yeah he joins horus so asshole as well

grave sparrow
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oh yeah, he was the remebrancer bodyguard right? I don't think he was ever really considered like a legionairre or however that's spelled

crystal forum
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yeah

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dude was just really good at combat

grave sparrow
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kinda like on line with a lot of the alpha legion agents

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I'm gettin through the Mark of Calth anthology rn and it just got me wondering how many others there were like Kor Phaeron. Honestly it's kinda disappointing there wasn't a loyalist one

lunar crag
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you guys ever wonder why the emperor never used religion as a weapon

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in the current setting their belief that he is god is kind of giving the emperor power

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and technically speaking with that much belief there is possibly a realm for human souls in the warp now

nocturne crest
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I do wonder if the GK will get the primaris treatment.

outer wave
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Because at that time, the Emperor was trying to snuff out as much religion as possible in order to quell influence to the chaos gods, though that ultimately failed due to multiple factors. In his eyes, trying to weaponize religion would have done more bad than good

grave sparrow
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I think he was basically trying to completely avoid humanity's involvement with the warp, essentially weakening it

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which was why his webway project was so important, don't need navigators anymore. Probably would've ended up giving psykers the thunderwarrior treatment lol

lunar crag
lunar crag
median star
grave sparrow
arctic talon
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like the HH minis

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considering the new crowe

outer wave
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Whats that in his hand

nocturne crest
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Daemonswors

arctic talon
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A daemon weapon

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black sword of something

outer wave
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Oh its that guy with the slaanesh daemon sword?

arctic talon
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it drives people who use it insane generally

grave sparrow
arctic talon
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So he just holds onto it so no one gets a smart idea to like use it

outer wave
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Would it be wise to use it against daemons though?

arctic talon
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bcs its corrupted multiple other grey knights

arctic talon
outer wave
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Huh

nocturne crest
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Tbh, I feel like that space marines should have chapter serfs as a unit.

arctic talon
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Most daemon weapons work well on daemons

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they're made out of raw warpstuff

crystal forum
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greyknights are just termies right so they wont get any different armour

median star
arctic talon
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Black Blade of Antwyr

arctic talon
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which is arguably like

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MK8 or 9 lol

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its designed for anti daemon stuff

grave sparrow
crystal forum
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who's damon

arctic talon
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huh

crystal forum
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come on elite dont stoop to the british

arctic talon
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demon, daemon doesn't fucking matter

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smh

crystal forum
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one sounds like a stroke

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daehmon

median star
rose thorn
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trying... to resist the urge... of how stupid selling these ancient ass old world models is

outer wave
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No go off queen

crystal forum
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pls no fantasy

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GRAVIS PLASMA

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I AM HAPPY

rose thorn
# outer wave No go off queen

aaAAA ITS SO BADDDD, i look at the resin models and new models for kitbash ideas. im so anrgy slaves to darkness- i mean uh, chaos warriors? waht every theya re called. GOT NOTHING

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GW KNOWS YOU CAN JUST BUY THE AOS MODELS

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PLS

outer wave
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Im glad Im not into plastic crack at all

crystal forum
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also wtf the cog thing on the plasma gun rotates??

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that looks so dumb

rose thorn
crystal forum
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if gravis guns automatically get "gravis'd" this might mean i can get multi melta

rose thorn
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cell*

outer wave
rose thorn
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the most generic armies in the game

crystal forum
rose thorn
crystal forum
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except in 10th they got removed

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so now models ship with variants that dont do anything different

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at least it lets you have gun aesthetic options i guess

rose thorn
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at least so far

outer wave
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So wait you hate TOW; why are you looking at those old ass models for kit bashes?

rose thorn
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i dont like teh setting

outer wave
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Gotcha gotcha

winter vessel
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||so I just finished watching “The Tithes”, very good btw. And Ik Brutus sustained a fatal hit from a Necron Gauss flayer in the back. If he were to be struck in his limbs( legs or arms) would it continue to break his whole body down at the molecular level?||

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^
Spoilers for the 40k animation that was released recently, don’t click if haven’t watched yet

arctic talon
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Getting ||hit anywhere is death unless you amputate the part before it spreads which is pretty much impossible to do||

winter vessel
arctic talon
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tbh

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the most survivable necron weapon is prolly like

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Tesla guns

winter vessel
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The ones the Immortals use?

arctic talon
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Yeah

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its just "normal" electricty

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like it'll fucking melt armor and burn flesh

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but it doesn't literally rip you apart piece of by piece or disintegrate your nervous system lol

dusk patrol
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Look at those arms, bro can’t be that strong

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Terrible posture

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Terrible form

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Low speed

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Low effort

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Pathetic

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No explosiveness, telegraphed as fuck

arctic talon
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Not wrong

nocturne crest
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Is there any Kkorne warbands that are more specialised in long range or armoured warfare than melee?

green loom
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Ye

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There's one called the Bloodstalkers

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They focus on range

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66th armoured company focuses on vics

nocturne crest
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Even more silly, but what about Tzeentch Warbands that are anti-sorcery and more interested in machinery?

arctic talon
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Still sorcerery adjacent

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But less direct magic and more

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BIG ROBOT POWERED BY DAEMON

sick escarp
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Quick question, if you think about it could veteran be a weak pysker with the shout of command? From a lore standpoint does shouting normally make any sense to grant buffs? Or am I just going to deep into things and sounding stupid

opaque coyote
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"KEEP IT TOGETHER JACKASSES"

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And the toughness is basically just restored morale

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They could be a very low psychic tho

shell mason
sick escarp
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Only when using the shout ability though cause the others can be explained via logic, well, warhammer logic

shell mason
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Or

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Threats of death

sick escarp
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Fair

shell mason
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it's a good motivator

sick escarp
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Adrenaline is hell of a drug

shell mason
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I mean at work earlier me and some lads decided to wrestle

sick escarp
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I just introduced a friend to warhammer and he joked saying

“I can be a pacifist while being loyal to the throne”, I told him that would get him executed faster than he can say a single letter

shell mason
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I mean

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You could

sick escarp
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He’s a veteran

shell mason
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Could do medical

sick escarp
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I ain’t telling him any of this info cause it was funny telling him what I already did

shell mason
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that's fucked

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I read your name and think of fear and hunger

sick escarp
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Alright then?

shell mason
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look at this goober

sick escarp
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And that is? I’m new to 40K

shell mason
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oh no that's from fear and hunger

sick escarp
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I know nothing about that either

shell mason
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shame

opaque coyote
shell mason
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THATS WHAT I SAID

opaque coyote
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But then again, you'd probably have to give some people uh

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"The emperor's peace"

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yourself

sick escarp
opaque coyote
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"Ah, looks like you're suffering from nurgle pox. Oh well."

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BLAM

opaque coyote
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But in general

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Unless if you are in some random ass backwater world

shell mason
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Little las-gun round to the face don't hurt no one

sick escarp
opaque coyote
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You're not gonna be a pacifist

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You're gonna be the exact opposite

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Imperial creed literally states that hatred is a virtue

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Ignorance is strength

shell mason
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Unless your born on a paradise world

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but that

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Ha

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hahahahahaha

opaque coyote
shell mason
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is extremely not common

shell mason
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unless it's holy terra

opaque coyote
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Yeah but Paradise Worlds are the Slaaneshi type yk

shell mason
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Well yeah "Paradise" usually drips with excess

opaque coyote
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Basically y'know how it sucks to actually work in tourist cities

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imagine that but x1000

shell mason
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hence forth Tourist cities

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it's over saturated with dumbasses and stereotypes

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like Miami

opaque coyote
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It's a repeated joke

Like most fandom jokes

But essentially

"If I ever get isekai'd in Warhammer, I'm straight up consuming some lead"

shell mason
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I couldn't man

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Best I could pray for is being born on a death world like krieg where my life already doesn't have meaning

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at that point it's just time

tough haven
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Best I could hope for is being an Ork

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Or be a gue’vesa in the farsight enclaves

shell mason
winter vessel
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I’d like to be a Rogue Trader. Or maybe a Gue’vesa as well in the Farsight enclaves

opaque coyote
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I probably wouldn't cause y'know

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My soul would get eaten

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Probably suffer what feels like thousands of years of pain before disappearing

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Actually if you're born a Psyker would turning to Chaos be better

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Like you're fucked if you die anyways

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Might as well try to get some power out of it

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Since being eaten by a bunch of Daemons or by a Chaos God doesn't really matter

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You're going to suffer anyways

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The Eldar cry at being eaten by Slaanesh, A GOD THAT THEY MADE.

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While Psyker humans just get eaten by Daemons regardless

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Truly proving that Eldar are whiney bitches

shell mason
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If anything go to the Astartes 3d video for more what a rebel/chaos psyker would be like

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Eldars just can't cope with their fuck up

arctic talon
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Tbf it’s not the craftworlders fault

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The drukhari on the otherhand

shell mason
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I mean if you became a psyker worse case you literally become a battery for a few seconds or minutes which would feel like a eternity

arctic talon
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Have it coming

shell mason
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Aye new day

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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They did try to stop it

shell mason
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Cope harder

arctic talon
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It just didn’t work lol

arctic talon
shell mason
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what?

arctic talon
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Realistically being torn apart in the warp sucks

shell mason
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too little too fucking late

arctic talon
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But you could do worse

arctic talon
arctic talon
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They literally were trying to get them to stop early on lol

shell mason
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point still stands

arctic talon
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This isn’t a last minute thing

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That they did

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That point doesn’t work though

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If you want to make a point you should mention how the craftworlders didn’t try violence

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To solve it lol

shell mason
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listen I haven't slept in a bit due to adhd

arctic talon
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Especially the Khaine worshippers

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They absolutely should have started murdering tbh

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Like

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One of the relics for CWE is a sword some khainite used to stab slaanesh

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Didn’t work mind you

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But the swords a relic now lol

shell mason
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ah

arctic talon
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Idk i think the thing I blame the craftworlders for is running from their problem

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Rather then trying to solve it with violence

shell mason
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what was that grey knight that walk into slanni's realm?

arctic talon
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Especially the proto aspect shrines

arctic talon
shell mason
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he made to the throne room but got corrupted

bold veldt
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or silver wtv

arctic talon
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Yeah the silver knight is heavily implied to be a grey knight

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Tbf

bold veldt
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its not actually said that hes a grey knight tho

arctic talon
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Powerful psyker, has a halberd

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Resists temptation

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It’s also a 40K original story

bold veldt
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knowing gw it could be anything else

arctic talon
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Idk

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It’s likely a grey knight imo

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It would sort of be a cop out not to be imo

shell mason
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most likely

bold veldt
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same opinion but, wouldnt be surprised if it was literally anything else

arctic talon
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Either way they looked at slaanesh and fell to them

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But they don’t leave the palace often

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tbh it’s pretty interesting that you don’t die once you fall to slaanesh themselves in the palace

shell mason
arctic talon
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Indulging in their desires I suppose

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Whatever they are

opaque coyote
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Ik there is

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No evidence

arctic talon
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The palace of slaanesh lore wise is like

opaque coyote
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But I just think it's funny

arctic talon
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Prolly one of the hardest chaos realms to enter directly

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I think tzeentch’s is prolly harder

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But slaanesh’s palace gets second place

opaque coyote
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And harder to navigate

arctic talon
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Yeah

opaque coyote
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Except for that one girl

arctic talon
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Only lord of changes

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Can properly navigate it

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Honestly IK it's a wizard of Oz reference

But I like to think that the only reason why is because

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She just wanted her dog

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She didn't want infinite power

queen laurel
opaque coyote
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Or absolute knowledge

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Just her dog

arctic talon
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Khorne and nurgle are prolly the easiest to enter

opaque coyote
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And because of that, she managed to get it

arctic talon
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Not sure which is easier

opaque coyote
shell mason
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yee

winter vessel
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Slaanesh’s six circles of seduction is pretty gnarly

shell mason
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oh definitely

winter vessel
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I could probably get past the first circle, but the second circle I’m good as dead because I’m a sucker for tasty food

wraith quartz
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clears throat

winter vessel
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opens book

wraith quartz
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🎵 "Dame da ne" 🎵

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🎵"Dame yo"🎵

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🎵"Dame na no yo"🎵

crystal forum
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yup that's going on my kill list

wraith quartz
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Now that I have you brief attention I have a quick question...

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Should I get Fat Shark's other flagship game??

arctic talon
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Vermintide 2?

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I mean if you want to

wraith quartz
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Note I play on xboox, and have a fucked work schedule

arctic talon
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It’s much slower paced then Darktide imo

wraith quartz
arctic talon
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Go for it if you want

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Imo it’s harder at higher levels

wraith quartz
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Uh huh loregryn

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I.y.o.o., what are the benefits/differences between the two?

arctic talon
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Vermintide is way more melee focused

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You’re slower in vermintide

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Blocking is much stronger in vermintide

dusk patrol
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Dodges and blocks are much different

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It’s very common and easy enough to not get hit once a whole level in vermintide from melee

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Or to strategically take damage to charge your ult

wraith quartz
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So damage charges you ult?

dusk patrol
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Darktide is a lot more based around taking some damage

wraith quartz
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Or is it cd based?

dusk patrol
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Both

wraith quartz
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Oooh loregryn

dusk patrol
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I dunno, I’d just play it

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If you’ve played Darktide you can play VT2

wraith quartz
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Understandable

dusk patrol
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It’s a bit grindy with the level system and getting the right weapon

shell mason
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yee

wraith quartz
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So vermintide is a magical ratsmaker simulator??

arctic talon
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Vermintide 2

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Vermintide 1 is

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Much more hardcore lol

wraith quartz
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Ok, so what brought the rats to the realm??

shell mason
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Their rats

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they doing rat shit

arctic talon
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But skaven have existed

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For a long time

shell mason
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warhammer fantasty came before 40k

wraith quartz
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Ok loregryn

arctic talon
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Fantasy isn’t related to 40K beyond the chaos gods and daemons being the same

wraith quartz
winter vessel
shell mason
wraith quartz
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Rephrasing my first question, why do we have a critical rat infestation?

arctic talon
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Because

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There’s a lot of them

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And they hate humans

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In fact they hate everything

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And everyone

wraith quartz
arctic talon
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But it’s during the endtimes

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So the skaven are attacking Enmass

winter vessel
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rats! we're rats! we're. the. rats!

wraith quartz
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Ooooohhh

arctic talon
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The ubersriek 5 are in the unfortunate situation

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Of being in ubersriek

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During the end times

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Which leads to them ending up in the events of vermintide 2

wraith quartz
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So chaos gods are in the process of Ctrl+Alt+dlte the fantasy copy

arctic talon
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Yeah the chaos gods are ending the world

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Or trying to

wraith quartz
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Hmmm loregryn

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I'm partially interested in it, cause a vs mode trailer

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But what I saw, was that the beta is on PC

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I'll about it, when I choose to be Ill fitted on how I spend my paycheck next week.

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I'm gonna eat my late night sandwich

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Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

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Also sidenote: dyk that Fat Shark had a hand on one of Deep Silver's franchise games??

arctic talon
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I got no clue

queen laurel
# arctic talon I got no clue

yo wolf, in your opinion who has more character not including their battle prowess, Gordrakk The Fist of Gork or Grimgor

arctic talon
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ngl Grimgor doesn't have as much character

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but he's much more of a

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KILL KILL KILL character

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then Gordrakk

queen laurel
queen laurel
arctic talon
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like Grimgor is a natural disaster

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his motivations are simple

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Gordrakk I feel like I can have a conversation with

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before he rips my head off

queen laurel
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he is miles a head grimgor

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in the can i have a conversation department

opaque coyote
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Do you ever think that some Psyker just constantly pranks people

dusk patrol
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There's definitely some who try to use it to cheat games and stuff.

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But its worth noting psychic power untrained is super uncontrollable and volatile.

opaque coyote
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Like imagine doing some paperwork only for you to suddenly get an image of

Idk insert horrific thing here

Into your brain

dusk patrol
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And largely they have no idea what they're doing.

opaque coyote
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Which is

dusk patrol
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Its why unsanctioned psykers are such a no no

opaque coyote
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A very inefficient way of doing so

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Cause y'know

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Daemons

dusk patrol
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Among other things

opaque coyote
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Also the fact that Psyker Orks also literally explode other Ork's heads sometimes

dusk patrol
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"I may have errored a bit more than I trialed"

opaque coyote
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What's even the point of the head

dusk patrol
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Just cause he's a corrupted fallen servant of the dark gods doesn't mean he can't have a sense of fashion.

opaque coyote
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I'm guessing the Chaos Psyker is using it like

An extra battery or something

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Judging by the nodes attached to it

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Which implies that the head might still be alive

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
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Dude looks like Megamind if he took meth

dusk patrol
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This is why you always sanction your psykers kids.

opaque coyote
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So basically

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95% of unsanctioned psykers

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Become daemon bait

opaque coyote
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Probably because they have

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NO IDEA HOW TO FLOAT DOWN

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They can fucking turn your brain into slurry

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Or shooting lightning

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But they don't know how to walk

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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  • uses lame spells
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  • eyes probably melted off due to corpse emperor
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  • cries at one voice in his head
winter vessel
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this psyker be the kind of guy who says "I KNOW ALL OF ROBLOX LORE!"

opaque coyote
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The Chad Chaotic Unsanctioned Psyker

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  • Uses whatever the fuck they want
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  • Brain so massive, it literally pounds against their skull
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  • daemons constantly clawing at their brain. Doesn't care.
opaque coyote
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While attacking you

celest dome
queen laurel
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like is it like always constantly on or is it rarer than people make it out to be

celest dome
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Well it's difficult to really say, as most of the 'magic'users we see are either fighter or adventurer

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But Magic in warhammer (both/all 3 setting) are relatively more dangerous even on a more Mundane level

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But if you know what you're doing and aren't over extending yourself its relatively safe.

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Like don't go and use magic to teleport every where instead of walking or using a carriage, but it's possible to do so without extreme risl

queen laurel
celest dome
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Practice and using 'tried and tested' spells/techniques

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It's why most Necromancers have some Grimoires from Nagash, or copies of those

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Though there are rarer more developed Grims. Like the Lichmaster's

opaque coyote
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"just don't be bad lol"

celest dome
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I'm restarting to hate the forumites whatthefuck_heresy

storm jungle
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Restarting?

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Bro, you should never like them lol

dusk patrol
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They follow the Codex Retartes. Strict adherents.

storm jungle
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Im legit going insane

scenic bolt
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WHICH PRIMARCHS WOULD HAVE READ WAR AND PEACE FOR CLASS AND WHICH PRIMARCHS WOULD HAVE USED SPARKNOTES

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this is the greatest sin of HH

celest dome
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This make me hate them again

storm jungle
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What in the goddamn

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but also yeah never give your cognitive attention to anyone that uses the word "woke" lol

queen laurel
celest dome
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I'm all for saying that the female cosmetics don't look really great, but they should not be sexualised like that fan art someone did

sour hornet
storm jungle
#

to be fair the female cosmetics are made to be unisex

#

which is a smart move tbh

celest dome
#

Yes, it's cheap and mostly work

#

But is also why I think that a Sister archetype which would have cosmetic made for their body type from base would be more able to have cosmetics that work well for their body

storm jungle
#

the problem is a Sister archetype would require a gender-locked role

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its why i agree with people who say female zealots are basically just Sisters anyway minus being actually one. When you read a Sororitas book you'll pretty much instantly see they arent different from any zealot minus having more dicipline/rich gear and thats essentially it

celest dome
#

Gender locked archetype isn't really a problem tbh, as Ogryn already is an opposite case of gender locked archetype

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And for the "Fem Zealot", there is enough for the archetype to be built up

storm jungle
#

Ogryn is a special case though

#

people will complain when a class with two genders is just relegated to one side getting cool stuff

celest dome
#

Oh for sure it wouldn't work for Zealot, both as branch or cosmetics. But by being a new unrelated archetype it wouldn't be under those problesm

nocturne crest
#

Huh. One of the traitor space wolves warbands got some more lore.

rose thorn
#

(Ignore the binging with babish)

storm jungle
#

"sponsored"

rocky gale
#

No I will not ignore the Chicken Parm

celest dome
#

As if I'd ignore food

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Love food

green loom
#

At least use real art

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Like

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I mean cmon

rose thorn
# celest dome

But like, the sisters still have boob armor I don’t understand their problem

celest dome
#

I showed them the last miniature they released for the Sister (the one with the awesome sword).
And he claimed its ugly and that it's no wonder

#

Aveline

green loom
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Face isn't perfect victoria secret model

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Not enough skin and lingerie

misty vector
#

Oooh that flamer + shield is cool though

rocky gale
#

Like this model is peak Sororitas, it's perfect

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It embodies everything a Sororitas centrepiece model should

#

It's perfect

tough haven
# storm jungle to be fair the female cosmetics are made to be unisex

See like I don’t mind sisters of battle having the fuckin boob plate, cause it makes sense for their backstory and role. They exist through a loophole purely as a fuck you to a legal document, so their appearance has to really shout “this is a woman! We aren’t breaking the rules!”

celest dome
#

The thing is that even the SoB don't have things like what he complain they don't have anymore.

#

Like they do have boobplates, but it's not that bad

tough haven
#

Fr fr

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Also just something I find funny is “woke” being equated to “hating women” cause you know everyone who’s “woke” is all about misogyny, just seems like you can’t have it both ways

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People will say shit like this and even complain about female custodes

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Like you literally cannot tell the difference wearing armor, and there’s no good reason for them to be gender locked

hazy sluice
#

What's an imperium

fallen plaza
#

Dunno

hazy sluice
fallen plaza
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It is a legitimate word though

hazy sluice
#

All words are made up, come to think of it

fallen plaza
#

If i remember correctly a lot of terms used by scientists in the space field use words that are copied from sci fi stories at the time

celest dome
queen laurel
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in ancient rome it means absolute or kingly power

hazy sluice
celest dome
#

Just checked and it seem to be the Sauroniop

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Sauropod are the big necked dino

crystal forum
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do you guys think SM2 will explode like helldivers

fallen plaza
gray umbra
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People will play thru the campaign and mess around with the multiplayer before dropping off i feell like

hazy sluice
spring cairn
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I don't think the playerbases will override that much

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unless it does blow up with tiktok clips like helldiver did

outer wave
crystal forum
queen laurel
hazy sluice
queen laurel
#

as usual

celest dome
hazy sluice
hazy sluice
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Yes. Bo6 confirmed on game pass currently

#

I'm getting off topic. So why is tzeentch blue?

sour hornet
#

well, I know what I'm going to be doing

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is tzeentch blue?

#

or is that what our feeble minds process him as?

hazy sluice
#

Odd way of describing non colorblind people but I dig it 😂

sour hornet
#

lore fluff says he appears as random wacky shit w/ a variety of colors

sour hornet
#

they need a beak helmet

#

but half masks exist in the game already, so I can totally pull a bootleg kayvaan shrike cosplay

celest dome
hazy sluice
#

Slaanesh is ourple

arctic talon
sour hornet
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I literally have $15 dollars worth of microsoft points, so I can get it for free

crystal forum
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dont worry i got the season pass

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i can't wait for gravis gameplay

arctic talon
#

Do we even know how much the dlc costs for SM2?

fallen plaza
#

If anyone got lucky and got the pre order ultra special edition do tell and dilara will happily give you a role with kind words

celest dome
#

What if I told Dilara that you got it ?

fallen plaza
#

Then she will brand me with kind words like “admin” or “cool guy”

rocky gale
#

Who could even afford the super ultra pro order special edition

fallen plaza
#

Marine fans

queen laurel
winter vessel
#

I’m just anticipating the Hellwhiners starting to complain about the game for every trivial thing, the same group of people who started getting on all fours and kissing SM2’s ass to spite HD2.

spring cairn
#

hmm i wonder if they were the same people who did this to darktide with hd2

celest dome
#

In part. But DT also had actual problems

tough haven
#

It’s getting better steadily

#

I think it’ll still be good

small grail
#

i need a adeptus sororita in my life bro

rocky gale
#

But does she need you?

small grail
#

fuck...

#

im gonna ingest 54 needle of stereroids

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fuck it

young pecan
small grail
#

imma devote myself to the emperor

young pecan
#

That's the only reason I could see

small grail
small grail
#

just more manly to say the lis

small grail
#

slaaneshi sisters tho

#

fuck... the emperor bouttta smite me...oh wait his disabled ass cant

young pecan
#

There are websites for you to express this desire in private bro

celest dome
outer wave
#

Pink/purple is also typically a romantic color

#

Considering that the original purpose of Slaanesh was about sex, it makes sense

fallow marten
#

Purple is the color of excess

young pecan
#

Which makes it make more sense that they spam the sex part more than anything else

#

Still lame tho

outer wave
#

It is tbh

winter vessel
#

yeah, I've always associated it with a sense of high class, but beneath it there is a sense of debauchery. kinda like old aristocracies

young pecan
#

Or the way they used to call royalty... "healthy"

storm jungle
celest dome
#

Hey Dil, I heard that Zimmer bought SM2 premium edition

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So you can mock them thumbsup_ogryn

small grail
small grail
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i dont get how tf slaneesh even came(no pun included) into existence like how was he sorry it made

young pecan
paper stirrup
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i got the $100 one bc i don't give a shit abt the physical stuff

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if there was a version that came wiht jus the artbook i might've gotten that one

paper stirrup
#

which is like slaanesh's whole thing other than Fucky Fucky

fallen plaza
paper stirrup
paper stirrup
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ding ding ding

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thats why

hazy sluice
#

Are you sure?

#

Could be coincidence

crystal forum
#

my favorite colour is ionizing radiation

paper stirrup
#

yeah, tzeentch is from the beginning of warhammer back in the 80s

queen laurel
#

it's basically a running theme in fantasy

paper stirrup
#

they probably just thought "oh well magic is like, blue, so he's blue too"

hazy sluice
#

So....is he like a Smurf or something?

paper stirrup
#

blue is also a very uncommon color in nature so it can come across as "unnatural"

#

yeah tzeentch created smurfs

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thats canon now

arctic talon
small grail
paper stirrup
#

hard af

small grail
#

Lord of Change Papa Smurf

storm jungle
#

this is my last two braincells talking to each other

fallen plaza
#

So true bestie

storm jungle
queen laurel
paper stirrup
#

you humiez ain't logikal thaz why youz don't undahstand uz

small grail
#

FOR DA BOYZZZZZZZ

queen laurel
small grail
#

humiiez donnt get us @paper stirrup

crystal forum
#

watched pariah nexus

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im a bitch i cried

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curse you grimdark

spring cairn
#

u are weak

crystal forum
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i know you're not supposed to take the grimdark stuff seriously but the whole redemption arc got me

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also the ending god damnit

crystal forum
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storm jungle
#

average Imperium W

crystal forum
arctic talon
storm jungle
tough haven
#

Completely unneeded child death

#

Imperium W

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Why didn’t the child just instantly say, “Angel of death sent me here” or something that would differentiate them from the other mindless citizens, that the child literally knows about

crystal forum
#

because his whole family died and he's a literal child

arctic talon
#

^

#

He’s traumatized

tough haven
#

No excuse!

#

/j

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“Why didn’t the fictional character make the most reasonable and rational decision that I, a third party looking in, would have done?”

crystal forum
#

the biggest dumb decision was the guardsman pleading for his life when he's about to get shot by the sniper necron B_DogCheemsSmile

tough haven
#

Me when people are not rational beings, and rarely think of what there actions may bring

queen laurel
#

Thank goodness they spared the bugger from suffering

small grail
#

how was slaneesh even made dude like how did he sorry it come(no pun included) in existence i dont get it

wintry scarab
#

How many inbuilt servitors are normally required for a giant ship to function? Like the mourningstar. Are there just racks of thousands of servitors throughout the ship that allow it to function?

storm jungle
#

We dont have an exact number

#

they just range in billions to thousands

#

and servitors dont allow a ship to function, they do menial tasks, actual machines/function related stuff is not usually manned by servitors

paper haven
#

Ferrus really was one of the worst primarchs

celest dome
small grail
storm jungle
#

servitors dont do everything

paper haven
#

What? No, a psychically sensative species engaged in species wide sensory overload so powerful it birthed a god

storm jungle
#

Slaanesh is more relegated to hellraiser stuff than sex yeah

#

Flesh tearing, mutilation, weird ass sacrifices, visual/auditory overstimulation etc

#

also known as read the lore

paper haven
#

Too easy. Better to go onto R/40klore and ask why things are things

dusk patrol
celest dome
#

Also the matter that it's coalescence while often referred as its birth might just be a misnomer and internal interpretation

storm jungle
#

it was basically a massive psychic vortex explosion

dusk patrol
#

The age of strife was Slannesh building up

storm jungle
#

battlefleet gothic 2 shows it very well

dusk patrol
#

It ended when it was born

small grail
storm jungle
#

no

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you fucking degenerate

dusk patrol
#

Not in a video game

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Not metaphorical

celest dome
arctic talon
#

Gluttony

small grail
#

hey hhey hey iim completely confused

dusk patrol
#

Uh huh

#

Doubt

small grail
#

one of my friendas messaged so i just aasked

arctic talon
#

Probably some sex but not the kind you would enjoy

small grail
#

im sorry

dusk patrol
#

Not sorry enough

small grail
#

what do u want me to doi

dusk patrol
#

But you will be

storm jungle
#

read

celest dome
#

We've gone from helpful to forceful

dusk patrol
#

Yes

small grail
#

i asked a friend the same question andf this was his answer im sorry

paper stirrup
#

i don't know how to read 💔

dusk patrol
#

Your friend will also suffer

storm jungle
celest dome
small grail
#

am i cleared?

storm jungle
paper haven
#

Cleared? In this economy?

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

But no they did probably have sex and whatever but it’s just extreme stuff

celest dome
small grail
dusk patrol
#

Lots of drugs, extreme torture, gluttony, murdering a lot of people for the thrill

#

Whatever

small grail
#

hole*

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

For an example of the eldar empire

#

Look at drukhari haemonculi

paper haven
#

It was anything and everything involving every sensation. Spicy food, loud music, drugs, raves, gladitorial death matches, blinding lights.

storm jungle
#

its like how rich people IRL are into real sick shit when it comes to getting off. Some media doesnt even exaggerate it lol

small grail
#

thanks yal;l

storm jungle
#

when you are on the top of the world and bored you can kinda get to do whatever you want

#

well also being rich i guess lol

#

ISNT THAT RIGHT MR. SPACEY

small grail
#

im so cooked

celest dome
paper stirrup
#

55 days of sodom type shit

paper haven
#

Are we allowed to talk about Kevin Spacey?

small grail
storm jungle
#

I mean without getting too much into the pedo subject sure KEKW_ogryn

#

but again hedonistic people IRL are sick

small grail
#

for that im gonna swallow a bolter bullet

storm jungle
#

fiction just makes it a bit exaggerated

#

a bit

paper haven
#

Well sure but then. What else is there to talk about?

storm jungle
#

emphasis on that

celest dome
small grail
#

defo not

#

i was influenced by one and i fucked up

paper haven
#

It's ok.

small grail
#

good thing i had the insults to save me

paper haven
#

(It's not ok.)

small grail
#

never was bro

#

atleast im not a supporter of konrad curze...those mfs are somthin else

arctic talon
#

He’s correct for skinning those jaywalkers alive

#

Smh

dusk patrol
#

The only extreme thing you’re gonna experience is the speed at which my foot turns your ass into giblets

paper haven
#

Somehow, Night Lords aren't slaaneshi aligned

dusk patrol
#

Some are

paper haven
#

I mean overall

small grail
dusk patrol
#

NLs just don’t have one direct thing they align with

small grail
#

they are some scary mfs tho

paper haven
#

Except raptor cults

#

But raptor cults are real.

small grail
#

mhm

paper haven
#

weird.

small grail
#

konrad curze is one fubar individual

dusk patrol
#

They do a little raptoring

small grail
#

i never saw much about him only until now

arctic talon
#

raptor cults are great

paper haven
#

They engage in a little tomfoolery.

arctic talon
#

Such a weird and cool part of chaos

small grail
#

i saw a video by bricky explaining each chapter of space marines

paper stirrup
#

what's a raptor cult

#

do they worship dinosaurs

#

that's badass

dusk patrol
#

The bird

small grail
#

but why did he put like images when the 11th legion came uo

#

up*

dusk patrol
#

But they’re assault marines who are mutated

paper haven
#

You know chaos Raptors?

paper stirrup
#

uhhhhh

#

I think

paper haven
#

Those but a religion

small grail
#

whats wrong with the 11th legion i dont know

paper haven
#

It doesn't exist.

dusk patrol
small grail
#

i hear people say theyre a wholed different level of fucked up

paper stirrup
#

oh them

small grail
paper haven
#

Raptors look super cool.

arctic talon
#

2nd and 11th legion are struck from history

#

Roman history joke

dusk patrol
#

2 and 11th are the lost legions

#

We don’t know why

small grail
paper haven
paper stirrup
#

no one knows

dusk patrol
#

And any question you have is going to be answered by that

#

We don’t know

#

Basically nothing at all

small grail
#

lotta people i see say they did some fucked up shit

paper haven
#

Nobody knows anything about them

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Lotta people are stupid

arctic talon
#

And we never will know

small grail
#

maybe headcanons i guess

arctic talon
#

Because it’s meant to be a mystery

paper stirrup
#

the actual reason is probably so people can make their own homebrew legions and just assign them 2nd or 11th

dusk patrol
#

Anyone who claims to know is wrong

#

Maybe they did

#

Maybe they just all died

#

Maybe they failed

small grail
#

maybe headcanons

dusk patrol
#

We don’t know

small grail
#

ye

small grail
#

so what i understand is that 11th legion and 2nd are old like really old history?

paper haven
#

Could be any reason from genetic failure, like the geneseed was spoiled or poisoned to they just all died

dusk patrol
#

GW has clear ways they allow people to make up their own dudes in the setting and be lore friendly

#

The lost legions aren’t that

paper haven
#

All the way to they did a big whoops and the custodes cleaned house.

small grail
#

damn i wonder whhat they were

#

cudve been like tyberos not comparin i mean by like size

arctic talon
#

Tyberos is big but he’s not that big

dusk patrol
#

We’re jsut

small grail
paper haven
#

Thunder warrior lore is cool too

dusk patrol
#

Speed running everything today

small grail
#

i know he aint a fuckin dreadnought

dusk patrol
#

He’s not that big though

arctic talon
#

Tbh

small grail
dusk patrol
#

He’s fairly average for “big marines”

arctic talon
#

I wonder if he’s like

#

Lanky

#

Under that armor

dusk patrol
#

He was almost as tall as Guilliman

small grail
arctic talon
#

Pollux is fucking huge

paper haven
#

White scars are often described as wiry where other marines are described as bulky

arctic talon
#

It’s crazy tbh

small grail
paper haven
#

Wasn't there also a loyalist World Eater who was really big?

small grail
#

what happened to pollux i doint hear about him a lot

dusk patrol
#

Also Haegr the Mountain

dusk patrol
#

He was previously a Thunder Warrior too it’s heavily implied

paper haven
#

Explains why he's so big.

dusk patrol
#

One of a few they tried to make into marines

small grail
#

alexis pollux is a menace dude

paper haven
#

Why didn't they try to just convert Thunder warriors into marines?

celest dome
#

Not worth the effort

small grail
dusk patrol
#

Fanart but it’s mostly accurate

celest dome
#

In theory, but why even do that when they can't be done into full SM. Same.thing with turning adults in SM

paper haven
small grail
dusk patrol
#

Haar isn’t really the ideal marine

paper haven
#

Well.

#

He's a World Eater so

dusk patrol
#

Also largely they were broken down by then mostly

small grail
#

we onlly know that rogal dorn went down fighting and the others except the lion and guiliman just went poof

dusk patrol
#

Organs failing

paper haven
#

Pretty far from the shining boy scout example the Ultramarines set

dusk patrol
#

This was before those legions existed

#

Long before

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

They were just numbers then

#

Some acquired names eventually

small grail
#

rogal dorn lost a hand when he fought the world eaters right?

dusk patrol
#

We don’t know what happened there

paper haven
dusk patrol
#

Just that he went missing and no body was found, just his hand

#

Khan went into the Webway to go after Drukhari

#

Corax we don’t know

#

Russ we don’t know

small grail
#

kinda creepy how all sorry most of the primarchs went poof

dusk patrol
#

Both went into the eye

#

Some implications are Corax still comes back to visit Deliverance

paper haven
#

Sanguinius is dead. Vulkan exploded(?)

dusk patrol
#

He obviously could do it without anyone knowing

small grail
#

kinda feel bad we lost sanguinius

#

oh yea what about vulkan

#

i dont think they said mucch about him right?

paper haven
#

He dove into an Ork reactor during the War of the Beast

dusk patrol
#

He disappeared during WotB and seemed to “die”

small grail
#

oh yeae hes fucked

dusk patrol
#

But that doesn’t mean much

#

He’s died before

paper stirrup
#

vulkys a perpetual

small grail
#

doesnt brinmg much light yea

paper haven
#

Because. You know. Perpetual.

paper stirrup
#

he'll come back eventually

small grail
#

mhm

dusk patrol
#

The important thing is basically all of them have a way to come back if GW wants and they’ve left the door open

paper haven
#

Even sanguinius?

small grail
#

god u cud make a horror story with warhammer if u wanted to its so vast

dusk patrol
#

Even Ferrus has some stuff which implies he could maybe return somehow, and no I don’t mean legion of the damned

paper stirrup
#

I'm willing to bet the next primarch to come back is gonna be Russ bc of how much money gw will make off that mini

small grail
paper haven
#

Oh right, Legion of the damned

dusk patrol
#

Russ is definitely coming back next for loyalists

paper stirrup
small grail
#

didnt his soul or something get destroyed when he died

dusk patrol
#

No

paper stirrup
#

it's very very hit or miss

dusk patrol
#

But either way I doubt they bring him back

paper stirrup
#

most of the books r pretty mid

#

king of pigs and the lotd ones were cool tho I like them

paper haven
#

I liked king of pigs

small grail
dusk patrol
#

Ferrus I’m more biased towards but the only thing I’d want is some kinda revenant warp figure

paper haven
#

Cyborg zombies

dusk patrol
dusk patrol