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Forgot about the Ravenwing.
It’s a pretty great model too tbh
Not surprised they haven’t updated it yet with how well it holds up
||Maybe they'll eventually remove it like they did with Seth?||
Maybe, they haven’t yet though
I imagine it’s just it holds up well and it was much newer than the others they replaced
gw gonna remove anything that isnt intercessors atp
|| NGL, surprised the Baal Predator is still around. ||
I for joy that was real
I forgot that was
My only real issue with it is the head is pretty meh but that’s easy to fix
Not a character no
But you can bring a Phobos captain if you want I guess
There’s only one Phobos character really anyways
Technically the UM captain is one but he’s not represented in rules I don’t think
But Shrike is the main obvious example
Phobos is in a rough spot anyways
Raven Guard: dark fury's or Moriats.
Salamanders: pyroclasts or firedrakes.
Iron Hands: Helfathers, Medusan Immortals
Imperial fists: Idfk Phalanx Warders? I guess?
White Scars: Ebon Keshig or Golden Keshig.
Ultramarines: Fulmentarus
I'm excluding the first founding chapters that have their own codex
Yeah, those are the chapters I was thinking of.
imo fists are like
fists and ultras are the hardest to come up with anything imo
Since for Fists huscarls still exist lore wise
And a lot of their unique stuff got eaten up by the black templars
so I'm left with like Phalanx Warders lol
and for UM a lot of their stuff was for legion level stuff or destroyers
Ironhands mentioned
Iron Father generic model is the most likely choice, Helfather is what I would want
Or a special dread maybe
Makes sense
Actually I lied, the most likely choice is nothing happens

Surely
GW are running out of units to make primaris lol
I hear theirs these two legions that uh
Here me out, death guard loyalist warband
Helfather, Keys of Hel or that Dread carrying landraider would be my pick for Iron hands and their successors.
finally got my chaos black spray so i can start my iron hands
Other than Kor Phaeron and Luther, were there any other notable heavily augmented humans in the astartes legions?
what
augmented with bionics?
most of the iron hands legion
just members of astartes legions that aren't true astartes, like being too old
it's kool
I thought he was a true astartes, was he too old too?
i forgot about that piece of lore that they werent full astartes
yeah only children
erebus was like a adult cultist
that was part of lorgar weirdo stuff
So basically all the augmented humans that weren't true astartes were all assholes lol
lmaoooo
not very notable but there's the bodyguard dude who gets astartes implants during one of the first HH books
flight of the eisenstein i think
and yeah he joins horus so asshole as well
oh yeah, he was the remebrancer bodyguard right? I don't think he was ever really considered like a legionairre or however that's spelled
kinda like on line with a lot of the alpha legion agents
I'm gettin through the Mark of Calth anthology rn and it just got me wondering how many others there were like Kor Phaeron. Honestly it's kinda disappointing there wasn't a loyalist one
you guys ever wonder why the emperor never used religion as a weapon
in the current setting their belief that he is god is kind of giving the emperor power
and technically speaking with that much belief there is possibly a realm for human souls in the warp now
I do wonder if the GK will get the primaris treatment.
Because at that time, the Emperor was trying to snuff out as much religion as possible in order to quell influence to the chaos gods, though that ultimately failed due to multiple factors. In his eyes, trying to weaponize religion would have done more bad than good
I think he was basically trying to completely avoid humanity's involvement with the warp, essentially weakening it
which was why his webway project was so important, don't need navigators anymore. Probably would've ended up giving psykers the thunderwarrior treatment lol
the only reason why i thought of this is bc he can write morals and tenets on how to live life very similar to the 10 commandments we have in real life
navigators prolly would have gotten wiped but i think he would just shove all human psykers into it
Wasnt it part of the emperors plans to have the whole race eventually ascending to a psychic state
Multiple in the Dark Angels
oh yeah some of his other knight buddies, forgot about them
They'll get updated to New marine scale prolly
like the HH minis
considering the new crowe
Whats that in his hand
Daemonswors
Oh its that guy with the slaanesh daemon sword?
it drives people who use it insane generally
I think he wanted to get more into science, feel like he wouldn't have shut down the Librarius at the council of Nykea if he wanted that
So he just holds onto it so no one gets a smart idea to like use it
Would it be wise to use it against daemons though?
bcs its corrupted multiple other grey knights
Works great on Daemons
Huh
Tbh, I feel like that space marines should have chapter serfs as a unit.
greyknights are just termies right so they wont get any different armour
Was that not a him giving the call too the primarchs situation
Black Blade of Antwyr
They're in their own Aegis armor
which is arguably like
MK8 or 9 lol
its designed for anti daemon stuff
it was also to put Magnus in his place to appease some of his other sons, yeah
who's damon
huh
come on elite dont stoop to the british
I think the emperor really didnt care tbh he was just a in a mood of what the fuck is this shit idk yall handle it youre the ones on the frontlines dealing w it iv gota get back to webway stuff
trying... to resist the urge... of how stupid selling these ancient ass old world models is
No go off queen
pls no fantasy
Feel the brutality of the Plasma Incinerator!
Make good use of this powerful weapon to break through the most heavily armoured units.
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GRAVIS PLASMA
I AM HAPPY
aaAAA ITS SO BADDDD, i look at the resin models and new models for kitbash ideas. im so anrgy slaves to darkness- i mean uh, chaos warriors? waht every theya re called. GOT NOTHING
GW KNOWS YOU CAN JUST BUY THE AOS MODELS
PLS
Im glad Im not into plastic crack at all
i hate old world, but they deserve better then models older then 80% of the ppl on this server
if gravis guns automatically get "gravis'd" this might mean i can get multi melta
pretty sure its a fuel sell
cell*
They did do an overhaul on Brettonian models didnt they?
yeah them and tomb kings. the two easiest to proxy armies in old world
the most generic armies in the game
no it's the thing that indicates the variant on models. bolters have it too and there's smooth versions
except in 10th they got removed
so now models ship with variants that dont do anything different
at least it lets you have gun aesthetic options i guess
but like, orcs got 2 models (which are great for kitbashes and proxies i love the swamp shaman), dwarves got 2/3, but chaos warriors and chaos beasts got nothing
at least so far
So wait you hate TOW; why are you looking at those old ass models for kit bashes?
the FW mdoels are nice, and the new old world models are nice
i dont like teh setting
Gotcha gotcha
||so I just finished watching “The Tithes”, very good btw. And Ik Brutus sustained a fatal hit from a Necron Gauss flayer in the back. If he were to be struck in his limbs( legs or arms) would it continue to break his whole body down at the molecular level?||
^
Spoilers for the 40k animation that was released recently, don’t click if haven’t watched yet
Yes
Getting ||hit anywhere is death unless you amputate the part before it spreads which is pretty much impossible to do||
||man. Neuron weapons suck. I’m impressed the Apothecary was still conscious to fire a few shots left.||
The ones the Immortals use?
Yeah
its just "normal" electricty
like it'll fucking melt armor and burn flesh
but it doesn't literally rip you apart piece of by piece or disintegrate your nervous system lol
False, warrior fist
Look at those arms, bro can’t be that strong
Terrible posture
Terrible form
Low speed
Low effort
Pathetic
No explosiveness, telegraphed as fuck
Is there any Kkorne warbands that are more specialised in long range or armoured warfare than melee?
Ye
There's one called the Bloodstalkers
They focus on range
66th armoured company focuses on vics
Even more silly, but what about Tzeentch Warbands that are anti-sorcery and more interested in machinery?
There’s a thousand sons warband that makes extensive use of daemon engines
Still sorcerery adjacent
But less direct magic and more
BIG ROBOT POWERED BY DAEMON
makes sense cause dusty bois
Quick question, if you think about it could veteran be a weak pysker with the shout of command? From a lore standpoint does shouting normally make any sense to grant buffs? Or am I just going to deep into things and sounding stupid
I think canonically it's just the veteran going
"KEEP IT TOGETHER JACKASSES"
And the toughness is basically just restored morale
They could be a very low psychic tho
Mmmmm, sound heretical. Face the wall

I’m gonna pretend they are cause it makes them more unique
Only when using the shout ability though cause the others can be explained via logic, well, warhammer logic
Fair
it's a good motivator
Adrenaline is hell of a drug
I mean at work earlier me and some lads decided to wrestle
I just introduced a friend to warhammer and he joked saying
“I can be a pacifist while being loyal to the throne”, I told him that would get him executed faster than he can say a single letter
He’s a veteran
Could do medical
I ain’t telling him any of this info cause it was funny telling him what I already did
Alright then?
And that is? I’m new to 40K
oh no that's from fear and hunger
I know nothing about that either
shame
I mean you could if you were in medical
THATS WHAT I SAID
But then again, you'd probably have to give some people uh
"The emperor's peace"
yourself
I never said I didn’t believe you, I’m just messing with my friend and having fun with him
no I was agree with Laati
Little las-gun round to the face don't hurt no one
Ah, Miss understood the “vibes” my apologies
You're not gonna be a pacifist
You're gonna be the exact opposite
Imperial creed literally states that hatred is a virtue
Ignorance is strength
Paradise Worlds are filled with degeneracy tho
is extremely not common
what world isn't my friend?
unless it's holy terra
Yeah but Paradise Worlds are the Slaaneshi type yk
Well yeah "Paradise" usually drips with excess
Basically y'know how it sucks to actually work in tourist cities
imagine that but x1000
Yeah, that's why I never want to live there
hence forth Tourist cities
it's over saturated with dumbasses and stereotypes
like Miami
It's a repeated joke
Like most fandom jokes
But essentially
"If I ever get isekai'd in Warhammer, I'm straight up consuming some lead"

I couldn't man
Best I could pray for is being born on a death world like krieg where my life already doesn't have meaning
at that point it's just time
Being a fucking mushroom would be so goddamn cool
I’d like to be a Rogue Trader. Or maybe a Gue’vesa as well in the Farsight enclaves
fr?
I mean God forbid if I was isekai'd as a Psyker
I probably wouldn't cause y'know
My soul would get eaten
Probably suffer what feels like thousands of years of pain before disappearing
Actually if you're born a Psyker would turning to Chaos be better
Like you're fucked if you die anyways
Might as well try to get some power out of it
Since being eaten by a bunch of Daemons or by a Chaos God doesn't really matter
You're going to suffer anyways
The Eldar cry at being eaten by Slaanesh, A GOD THAT THEY MADE.
While Psyker humans just get eaten by Daemons regardless
Truly proving that Eldar are whiney bitches
If anything go to the Astartes 3d video for more what a rebel/chaos psyker would be like
Eldars just can't cope with their fuck up
I mean if you became a psyker worse case you literally become a battery for a few seconds or minutes which would feel like a eternity
Aye new day
They were the ones that literally tried to tell them to stop tbf
They did try to stop it
Cope harder
It just didn’t work lol
Smh
what?
Realistically being torn apart in the warp sucks
too little too fucking late
But you could do worse
Not really?
.
They literally were trying to get them to stop early on lol
point still stands
This isn’t a last minute thing
That they did
That point doesn’t work though
If you want to make a point you should mention how the craftworlders didn’t try violence
To solve it lol
listen I haven't slept in a bit due to adhd
Especially the Khaine worshippers
They absolutely should have started murdering tbh
Like
One of the relics for CWE is a sword some khainite used to stab slaanesh
Didn’t work mind you
But the swords a relic now lol
ah
Idk i think the thing I blame the craftworlders for is running from their problem
Rather then trying to solve it with violence
what was that grey knight that walk into slanni's realm?
Especially the proto aspect shrines
Draigo does it or are you talking about the silver knight
he made to the throne room but got corrupted
thsts just “a grey knight”
or silver wtv
its not actually said that hes a grey knight tho
knowing gw it could be anything else
most likely
same opinion but, wouldnt be surprised if it was literally anything else
Either way they looked at slaanesh and fell to them
But they don’t leave the palace often
tbh it’s pretty interesting that you don’t die once you fall to slaanesh themselves in the palace
what you think they doing?
Tbh I just think it's some random perpetual that decided to try and kill Slaanesh
Ik there is
No evidence
The palace of slaanesh lore wise is like
But I just think it's funny
Prolly one of the hardest chaos realms to enter directly
I think tzeentch’s is prolly harder
But slaanesh’s palace gets second place
Tzeentch is both harder to get to
And harder to navigate
Yeah
Except for that one girl
Built better
Honestly IK it's a wizard of Oz reference
But I like to think that the only reason why is because
She just wanted her dog
She didn't want infinite power
khorne's the easiest?
Khorne and nurgle are prolly the easiest to enter
And because of that, she managed to get it
Not sure which is easier
The most straight forwArd
yee
Slaanesh’s six circles of seduction is pretty gnarly
oh definitely
I could probably get past the first circle, but the second circle I’m good as dead because I’m a sucker for tasty food
clears throat
opens book
yup that's going on my kill list
Now that I have you brief attention I have a quick question...
Should I get Fat Shark's other flagship game??
Note I play on xboox, and have a fucked work schedule
It’s much slower paced then Darktide imo
No I mean Escape from Dead Island. Of course I meant The fantasy rat smacker simulator.
Vermintide is way more melee focused
You’re slower in vermintide
Blocking is much stronger in vermintide
Dodges and blocks are much different
It’s very common and easy enough to not get hit once a whole level in vermintide from melee
Or to strategically take damage to charge your ult
So damage charges you ult?
Darktide is a lot more based around taking some damage
Or is it cd based?
Both
Oooh 
Understandable
It’s a bit grindy with the level system and getting the right weapon
yee
So vermintide is a magical ratsmaker simulator??
Ok, so what brought the rats to the realm??
There’s an origin myth involving a giant tower and bell
But skaven have existed
For a long time
warhammer fantasty came before 40k
Ok 
Also this
Fantasy isn’t related to 40K beyond the chaos gods and daemons being the same
Ik that, we had a discussion of this couple months ago
the story for this is pretty chilling
yep
Rephrasing my first question, why do we have a critical rat infestation?
Because
There’s a lot of them
And they hate humans
In fact they hate everything
And everyone
That's an obvious assumption
rats! we're rats! we're. the. rats!
Ooooohhh
The ubersriek 5 are in the unfortunate situation
Of being in ubersriek
During the end times
Which leads to them ending up in the events of vermintide 2
So chaos gods are in the process of Ctrl+Alt+dlte the fantasy copy
Hmmm 
I'm partially interested in it, cause a vs mode trailer
But what I saw, was that the beta is on PC
I'll about it, when I choose to be Ill fitted on how I spend my paycheck next week.
I'm gonna eat my late night sandwich
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Also sidenote: dyk that Fat Shark had a hand on one of Deep Silver's franchise games??
I got no clue
yo wolf, in your opinion who has more character not including their battle prowess, Gordrakk The Fist of Gork or Grimgor
ngl Grimgor doesn't have as much character
but he's much more of a
KILL KILL KILL character
then Gordrakk
yeah he's very much just a natural disaster
yeah Gordrakk it's much more fun to watch in my opinion
like Grimgor is a natural disaster
his motivations are simple
Gordrakk I feel like I can have a conversation with
before he rips my head off
No, not officially at least
yep
he is miles a head grimgor
in the can i have a conversation department
Do you ever think that some Psyker just constantly pranks people
There's definitely some who try to use it to cheat games and stuff.
But its worth noting psychic power untrained is super uncontrollable and volatile.
Like imagine doing some paperwork only for you to suddenly get an image of
Idk insert horrific thing here
Into your brain
And largely they have no idea what they're doing.
I think most unsanctioned Psykers learn via trial and error
Which is
Its why unsanctioned psykers are such a no no
Among other things
Also the fact that Psyker Orks also literally explode other Ork's heads sometimes
"I may have errored a bit more than I trialed"
Why is there a human head that's sucking a hose
What's even the point of the head
Just cause he's a corrupted fallen servant of the dark gods doesn't mean he can't have a sense of fashion.
I'm guessing the Chaos Psyker is using it like
An extra battery or something
Judging by the nodes attached to it
Which implies that the head might still be alive
I love the detail of them having chains on them
Probably because they have
NO IDEA HOW TO FLOAT DOWN
They can fucking turn your brain into slurry
Or shooting lightning
But they don't know how to walk

boy's head built like a grape
The virgin Sanctioned Psyker
- uses lame spells
- eyes probably melted off due to corpse emperor
- cries at one voice in his head
this psyker be the kind of guy who says "I KNOW ALL OF ROBLOX LORE!"
The Chad Chaotic Unsanctioned Psyker
- Uses whatever the fuck they want
- Brain so massive, it literally pounds against their skull
- daemons constantly clawing at their brain. Doesn't care.
I mentioned this before
But it would be really funny if there was some Daemonhost that just
Spouted out random 40k facts
While attacking you
Most just burn themselves out by going tofar. Not necessarily becoming possessed or something equal
to be fair how common is the warhammer incentive of magic if your bad will fuck you up
like is it like always constantly on or is it rarer than people make it out to be
Well it's difficult to really say, as most of the 'magic'users we see are either fighter or adventurer
But Magic in warhammer (both/all 3 setting) are relatively more dangerous even on a more Mundane level
But if you know what you're doing and aren't over extending yourself its relatively safe.
Like don't go and use magic to teleport every where instead of walking or using a carriage, but it's possible to do so without extreme risl
aight that makes sense the ones that did a lot of practice is basically mostly safe
Practice and using 'tried and tested' spells/techniques
It's why most Necromancers have some Grimoires from Nagash, or copies of those
Though there are rarer more developed Grims. Like the Lichmaster's
There is an ancient text that advises users precisely on what to do
"just don't be bad lol"
i see
I'm restarting to hate the forumites 
They follow the Codex Retartes. Strict adherents.
WHICH PRIMARCHS WOULD HAVE READ WAR AND PEACE FOR CLASS AND WHICH PRIMARCHS WOULD HAVE USED SPARKNOTES
this is the greatest sin of HH
But at some point I started to not hate them.
This make me hate them again
What in the goddamn

but also yeah never give your cognitive attention to anyone that uses the word "woke" lol
oh for fucks sake
I'm all for saying that the female cosmetics don't look really great, but they should not be sexualised like that fan art someone did
deranged behavior
Yes, it's cheap and mostly work
But is also why I think that a Sister archetype which would have cosmetic made for their body type from base would be more able to have cosmetics that work well for their body
the problem is a Sister archetype would require a gender-locked role
its why i agree with people who say female zealots are basically just Sisters anyway minus being actually one. When you read a Sororitas book you'll pretty much instantly see they arent different from any zealot minus having more dicipline/rich gear and thats essentially it
Gender locked archetype isn't really a problem tbh, as Ogryn already is an opposite case of gender locked archetype
And for the "Fem Zealot", there is enough for the archetype to be built up
Ogryn is a special case though
people will complain when a class with two genders is just relegated to one side getting cool stuff
Oh for sure it wouldn't work for Zealot, both as branch or cosmetics. But by being a new unrelated archetype it wouldn't be under those problesm
Huh. One of the traitor space wolves warbands got some more lore.
(Ignore the binging with babish)
But like, the sisters still have boob armor I don’t understand their problem
I showed them the last miniature they released for the Sister (the one with the awesome sword).
And he claimed its ugly and that it's no wonder
Aveline
Oooh that flamer + shield is cool though
Don't forget that she's also canonically a black woman in her artwork.
Like this model is peak Sororitas, it's perfect
It embodies everything a Sororitas centrepiece model should
It's perfect
See like I don’t mind sisters of battle having the fuckin boob plate, cause it makes sense for their backstory and role. They exist through a loophole purely as a fuck you to a legal document, so their appearance has to really shout “this is a woman! We aren’t breaking the rules!”
The thing is that even the SoB don't have things like what he complain they don't have anymore.
Like they do have boobplates, but it's not that bad
Fr fr
Also just something I find funny is “woke” being equated to “hating women” cause you know everyone who’s “woke” is all about misogyny, just seems like you can’t have it both ways
People will say shit like this and even complain about female custodes
Like you literally cannot tell the difference wearing armor, and there’s no good reason for them to be gender locked
What's an imperium
Dunno
It sounds like a made up word doesn't it?
It is a legitimate word though
All words are made up, come to think of it
If i remember correctly a lot of terms used by scientists in the space field use words that are copied from sci fi stories at the time
Pig Latin for Empire
in ancient rome it means absolute or kingly power
Sauropods got their name loosely from Sauron from what I've heard. It wasn't coincidence
do you guys think SM2 will explode like helldivers
There was a recent dinosaur named thanos
People will play thru the campaign and mess around with the multiplayer before dropping off i feell like
I think it picked a bad time to release. Coming up right before a cod title
I don't think the playerbases will override that much
unless it does blow up with tiktok clips like helldiver did
I hope they ragdoll similarly
on the plus side if cod bombs then that's better for SM2
True
people still pick up that thing?
all i hear about cod is complaining complaining complaining
Every year it seems to sell pretty well, even if everyone hates it.
as usual
Maybe not quite as much but probably do quite well
It's also gonna be on game pass this year, a lotta people are gonna get it because it'll be free
of course
Wait really???
Yes. Bo6 confirmed on game pass currently
I'm getting off topic. So why is tzeentch blue?
well, I know what I'm going to be doing
is tzeentch blue?
or is that what our feeble minds process him as?
Odd way of describing non colorblind people but I dig it 😂
lore fluff says he appears as random wacky shit w/ a variety of colors
I hope, I'll be cosplaying as my boys
they need a beak helmet
but half masks exist in the game already, so I can totally pull a bootleg kayvaan shrike cosplay
Red went to Khorne cause blood is red
Green to Nurgle due to mold
Tzeentch and Slaanesh never had official explainaition
Slaanesh is ourple
Get ready to pay like 15$ for a dlc with a beak

Do we even know how much the dlc costs for SM2?
If anyone got lucky and got the pre order ultra special edition do tell and dilara will happily give you a role with kind words
What if I told Dilara that you got it ?
Then she will brand me with kind words like “admin” or “cool guy”
Who could even afford the super ultra pro order special edition
Marine fans
space marine fans?
I’m just anticipating the Hellwhiners starting to complain about the game for every trivial thing, the same group of people who started getting on all fours and kissing SM2’s ass to spite HD2.
In part. But DT also had actual problems
i need a adeptus sororita in my life bro
This could be a reach but I would guess Slaanesh is purple because purple is one of the typical colors of royalty, who usually love overindulging in many ways
imma devote myself to the emperor
That's the only reason I could see
is that enough or must i do more
equivalent to those tall women tbh
just more manly to say the lis
slaaneshi sisters tho
fuck... the emperor bouttta smite me...oh wait his disabled ass cant
just go with the flow brother
There are websites for you to express this desire in private bro
Might be. But I don't think they've officially revealed it
Pink/purple is also typically a romantic color
Considering that the original purpose of Slaanesh was about sex, it makes sense
Purple is the color of excess
Also true
Which makes it make more sense that they spam the sex part more than anything else
Still lame tho
It is tbh
yeah, I've always associated it with a sense of high class, but beneath it there is a sense of debauchery. kinda like old aristocracies
Or the way they used to call royalty... "healthy"
I mean look above, people do think with their cocks most of the time

blud took it seriously
exactlyyyyyyyy
i dont get how tf slaneesh even came(no pun included) into existence like how was he sorry it made
Yeap
There are enough people who warrant the discretion for me to 
is ultra the $250 one with the statue and book and shit
i got the $100 one bc i don't give a shit abt the physical stuff
if there was a version that came wiht jus the artbook i might've gotten that one
purple is also associated with royalty and by proxy decadence
which is like slaanesh's whole thing other than Fucky Fucky
@storm jungle
when U think of like typical fantasy magic, what color u think of?
my favorite colour is ionizing radiation
purple

yeah, tzeentch is from the beginning of warhammer back in the 80s
one of the easiest ways of showing magic is good old-fashioned blue lightning
it's basically a running theme in fantasy
they probably just thought "oh well magic is like, blue, so he's blue too"
So....is he like a Smurf or something?
blue is also a very uncommon color in nature so it can come across as "unnatural"
yeah tzeentch created smurfs
thats canon now

imagine a twoheaded smurf lord of change 💀
hard af
Lord of Change Papa Smurf
this is my last two braincells talking to each other
So true bestie

it's like watching two ork mad boyz talk about politics
exactly
howd u know
you humiez ain't logikal thaz why youz don't undahstand uz
FOR DA BOYZZZZZZZ
i've seen too many
humiiez donnt get us @paper stirrup
u are weak
i know you're not supposed to take the grimdark stuff seriously but the whole redemption arc got me
also the ending god damnit
ok ferrus
https://youtu.be/AFe0gdh7TA4?si=SCCAKlqpaLCxdoVS
found this while searching ferrus manus
The Gorgon of Medusa and his near-immovable Iron will
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I laughed when the child died tbh
average Imperium W
😭
GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM

Completely unneeded child death
Imperium W
Why didn’t the child just instantly say, “Angel of death sent me here” or something that would differentiate them from the other mindless citizens, that the child literally knows about
because his whole family died and he's a literal child
No excuse!
/j
“Why didn’t the fictional character make the most reasonable and rational decision that I, a third party looking in, would have done?”
the biggest dumb decision was the guardsman pleading for his life when he's about to get shot by the sniper necron 
Me when people are not rational beings, and rarely think of what there actions may bring
Maybe he’s just asking big E
And that's the funny part is that them killing the children is the least worst thing they can do
Thank goodness they spared the bugger from suffering
how was slaneesh even made dude like how did he sorry it come(no pun included) in existence i dont get it
How many inbuilt servitors are normally required for a giant ship to function? Like the mourningstar. Are there just racks of thousands of servitors throughout the ship that allow it to function?
We dont have an exact number
they just range in billions to thousands
and servitors dont allow a ship to function, they do menial tasks, actual machines/function related stuff is not usually manned by servitors
Ferrus really was one of the worst primarchs
And also interacting for Menial
did like one cave woman have sex witha cave man or smthin
Pretty much.
servitors dont do everything
What? No, a psychically sensative species engaged in species wide sensory overload so powerful it birthed a god
Slaanesh is more relegated to hellraiser stuff than sex yeah
Flesh tearing, mutilation, weird ass sacrifices, visual/auditory overstimulation etc

also known as read the lore
Too easy. Better to go onto R/40klore and ask why things are things
It took millions of years and the Eldar empire by the end had some wild shit happening, it wasn’t subtle to a lot that a bad thing was building up. There was little cults and doomcryers in the streets based off the one glimpse we get of it
Also the matter that it's coalescence while often referred as its birth might just be a misnomer and internal interpretation
it was basically a massive psychic vortex explosion
The age of strife was Slannesh building up
battlefleet gothic 2 shows it very well
It ended when it was born
so basically lot of hot steamy sex
Please jump off a cliff
Not in a video game
Not metaphorical
Get your head out of the gutter or so help me
hey hhey hey iim completely confused
one of my friendas messaged so i just aasked
Probably some sex but not the kind you would enjoy
im sorry
what do u want me to doi
But you will be
read
We've gone from helpful to forceful
Yes
i asked a friend the same question andf this was his answer im sorry
i don't know how to read 💔
Your friend will also suffer
your friend is stupid
Skill issue
i see that now so how is this my fault
am i cleared?
It just is because im an evil discord mod
Cleared? In this economy?

But no they did probably have sex and whatever but it’s just extreme stuff
It's your job to find appropriate sources and fatcheck them
well i thought yall wud hjave ready answers rather than me goin down a rabbit hoe
Lots of drugs, extreme torture, gluttony, murdering a lot of people for the thrill
Whatever
hole*
It usually begins with some sex for a few people but like, cultists get bored of it fast and get to peeling skins off each other etc.
Hellraiser was like the biggest inspiration in the faction's creation along with hedonism spawning from the 90's so its not too surprising.
It was anything and everything involving every sensation. Spicy food, loud music, drugs, raves, gladitorial death matches, blinding lights.
its like how rich people IRL are into real sick shit when it comes to getting off. Some media doesnt even exaggerate it lol
but ill go down the rabbit hole i guess
thanks yal;l
when you are on the top of the world and bored you can kinda get to do whatever you want
well also being rich i guess lol
ISNT THAT RIGHT MR. SPACEY
im so cooked
Something Something island
Something Something airplane
55 days of sodom type shit
Are we allowed to talk about Kevin Spacey?
i shud nottt have typed that answer
I mean without getting too much into the pedo subject sure 
but again hedonistic people IRL are sick
for that im gonna swallow a bolter bullet
Well sure but then. What else is there to talk about?
emphasis on that
That's pretty extreme, you're sure you're not a Slaaneshi cultist ?
It's ok.
good thing i had the insults to save me
(It's not ok.)
never was bro
atleast im not a supporter of konrad curze...those mfs are somthin else
The only extreme thing you’re gonna experience is the speed at which my foot turns your ass into giblets
Somehow, Night Lords aren't slaaneshi aligned
Some are
I mean overall
not sayin that im just saying as a statement'
NLs just don’t have one direct thing they align with
they are some scary mfs tho
mhm
weird.
konrad curze is one fubar individual
They do a little raptoring
i never saw much about him only until now
raptor cults are great
They engage in a little tomfoolery.
Such a weird and cool part of chaos
i saw a video by bricky explaining each chapter of space marines
The bird
But they’re assault marines who are mutated
You know chaos Raptors?
Those but a religion
whats wrong with the 11th legion i dont know
It doesn't exist.
i hear people say theyre a wholed different level of fucked up
oh them
really?
Raptors look super cool.
but what did they like do
2nd legion and 11th legion have been erased from history. By the Emperor. Pre-heresy.
no one knows
And any question you have is going to be answered by that
We don’t know
Basically nothing at all
lotta people i see say they did some fucked up shit
Nobody knows anything about them
We dunno
Lotta people are stupid
And we never will know
maybe headcanons i guess
Because it’s meant to be a mystery
the actual reason is probably so people can make their own homebrew legions and just assign them 2nd or 11th
Anyone who claims to know is wrong
Maybe they did
Maybe they just all died
Maybe they failed
maybe headcanons
We don’t know
ye
It’s not
so what i understand is that 11th legion and 2nd are old like really old history?
Could be any reason from genetic failure, like the geneseed was spoiled or poisoned to they just all died
GW has clear ways they allow people to make up their own dudes in the setting and be lore friendly
The lost legions aren’t that
All the way to they did a big whoops and the custodes cleaned house.
damn i wonder whhat they were
cudve been like tyberos not comparin i mean by like size
Tyberos is big but he’s not that big
this not far off
We’re jsut
i mean for a space marine
Thunder warrior lore is cool too
Speed running everything today
i know he aint a fuckin dreadnought
He’s a little above average
He’s not that big though
Tbh
anyone bigger than him?\
He’s fairly average for “big marines”
Pollux is the obvious one
He was almost as tall as Guilliman
frickin shaquille o neal inthere
Pollux is fucking huge
White scars are often described as wiry where other marines are described as bulky
It’s crazy tbh
oh yeaaa pollux
Wasn't there also a loyalist World Eater who was really big?
what happened to pollux i doint hear about him a lot
Also Haegr the Mountain
Haar
He was previously a Thunder Warrior too it’s heavily implied
Explains why he's so big.
One of a few they tried to make into marines
alexis pollux is a menace dude
Why didn't they try to just convert Thunder warriors into marines?
Not worth the effort
cud they even do that?
Fanart but it’s mostly accurate
In theory, but why even do that when they can't be done into full SM. Same.thing with turning adults in SM
It is definitely possible. Probably not cost efficient.
immovable warriors
We don’t know but likely most couldn’t and it was hard and unreliable
Haar isn’t really the ideal marine
Also largely they were broken down by then mostly
we onlly know that rogal dorn went down fighting and the others except the lion and guiliman just went poof
Organs failing
Pretty far from the shining boy scout example the Ultramarines set
Tbf he didn’t get the nails, he was just that way from the start
rogal dorn lost a hand when he fought the world eaters right?
We don’t know what happened there
Jaghatai Khan is currently in Camoragh teaching the dark eldar the meaning of speed. Corvus is in the warp fucking with Lorgar, Russ is also in the Warp.
Just that he went missing and no body was found, just his hand
Khan went into the Webway to go after Drukhari
Corax we don’t know
Russ we don’t know
kinda creepy how all sorry most of the primarchs went poof
Both went into the eye
Some implications are Corax still comes back to visit Deliverance
Sanguinius is dead. Vulkan exploded(?)
He obviously could do it without anyone knowing
kinda feel bad we lost sanguinius
oh yea what about vulkan
i dont think they said mucch about him right?
He dove into an Ork reactor during the War of the Beast
He disappeared during WotB and seemed to “die”
oh yeae hes fucked
vulkys a perpetual
doesnt brinmg much light yea
Because. You know. Perpetual.
he'll come back eventually
mhm
The important thing is basically all of them have a way to come back if GW wants and they’ve left the door open
Even sanguinius?
god u cud make a horror story with warhammer if u wanted to its so vast
Even Ferrus has some stuff which implies he could maybe return somehow, and no I don’t mean legion of the damned
I'm willing to bet the next primarch to come back is gonna be Russ bc of how much money gw will make off that mini
dont know about that
Oh right, Legion of the damned
Russ is definitely coming back next for loyalists
there is a whole horror line from the black library
didnt his soul or something get destroyed when he died
No
it's very very hit or miss
But either way I doubt they bring him back
most of the books r pretty mid
king of pigs and the lotd ones were cool tho I like them
I liked king of pigs
something happened when he died right i aint talking about his marines loosin their shit but somethin did happen?
Ferrus I’m more biased towards but the only thing I’d want is some kinda revenant warp figure
aint half his sons cyborgs?
Cyborg zombies
They all fell into the black rage/red thirst for awhile
They’re all cyborgs







