40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-i-hate-them-star-wars-no-nope-gif-12872946

[fallen plaza]

If you have a mullet, you should get shot.

[tough haven]

Actually yeah

servitorization

[dusk patrol]

Paint fingernails, terrible Hawaii shirt, dumb lighting on a blue background, they all talk super low like they’re doing ASMR, shoulder length hair or a beanie, porn stache

Giant fucking mic

[tough haven]

get turned into a fucking blow dryer or door handle loser

ah shit I gotta play darktide, its been too long

[fallen plaza]

Not to mention the yellow font they use in the thumbnails

[paper haven]

Youtube essayists are an essential part of the warhammer fanbase ecosystem

[tough haven]

we can direct our hate towards them

[winter vessel]

And then they also have that weird upper body of themselves in the thumbnail, doing a facial expression and their hands out like they’re holding something

[paper haven]

Without them, the fanbase will lack an easy punching bag and inevitably break down into the various faction camps and begin infighting.

[dusk patrol]

This is true

They do provide a valuable commodity of endless people I can hate

[fallen plaza]

Podcasters are another one

Especially the comedian ones

[paper haven]

It's a delicate ecosystem.

Made of even more delicate egos

[fallen plaza]

All unfunny self felatioing moanings

[rocky gale]

Hmm, this might be the first time in the past few years I've preferred the 40k WH+ model to the AOS one

Last time was the Vindicare in the statue

[fallen plaza]

I dunno

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/princessbride-inconceivable-gif-5156858

[rocky gale]

It's tough

The Inquisitor is cool

[fallen plaza]

The AoS one just feels like a plainer less ornate version of the old fantasy aesthetic

Its plain, and not in a way i like

[rocky gale]

and the Marshal + Squire is cool but I don't like the heads

[dusk patrol]

I liked the one World Eater dude

[rocky gale]

I really didn't like him

[fallen plaza]

The world eater one is great

I love him

[rocky gale]

Hated it

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/delusion-delusional-youre-delusional-get-him-outta-here-leave-gif-23600662

[rocky gale]

I'm sorry, but it just wasn't it

[paper haven]

I'm actually unfamiliar with the recent model stuff.

[dusk patrol]

Then get familiar Kowalski

[paper haven]

Or the less recent model stuff

Or the... Model stuff

[winter vessel]

Eventually it’s just stuff

[fallen plaza]

Model issue

[fallen plaza]

They recently released this new faction called the “necrons” pretty cool tbh

I love the green plastic they come with

[dusk patrol]

Not sure about these Tau guys

[paper haven]

I was thinking about how to ask about where all this talk about 40,000 K's is but I'm sort of scared to ask because I don't want to look dumb.

[winter vessel]

That’s inevitable

[fallen plaza]

You all already looked dumb the moment i crossed paths with you

After all, none can match me

[dusk patrol]

I enjoy their Grimdark early lore though I sure hope no one never reads that and then decades later claims they got made Grimdark and weren’t originally online without reading their original lore.

[fallen plaza]

So dont be shy

[paper haven]

Because of association?

[dusk patrol]

That would be annoying

[paper haven]

Oh man that would be craaaazy

[dusk patrol]

I’m sure that won’t happen

[fallen plaza]

Man these models are crazy expensive

But it still looks semi reasonable

I hope that never changes

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/long-john-silver-long-john-goes-hard-approaching-hard-gif-26546605

[rocky gale]

I cannot lie, bros just fugly

[outer wave]

Gollum in power armor

[crystal forum]

ah year one wh+ termie

i wish i had the opportunity to get you

or year two i guess

i love his bolter

chaos bolters are so good

like they dont even care about functionality

they just want their belt fed bolters and they dont care

also kinda funny thinking bolters are all belt fed and all the magazines do is hold the belts in place

like an RPD

[rocky gale]

More pics

Hmm AoS has a helmted option

[celest dome]

Is it a Cullexus Assassin ?

[crystal forum]

ngl with how expensive models are becoming it might actually start becoming a good deal to get these units

i'm happy i can finally do it at least

[rocky gale]

"the mysterious Stentor-I-52, a bizarre character who can unleash deafening tirades of bombastic oration."

[crystal forum]

also i'd probably get the fantasy one and try to kitbash it into a custom knight world regiment officer

not very original i know

[rocky gale]

This may be the first year I get both

[celest dome]

Oh damn noise Assassin

[crystal forum]

god damn it GW is holding out on the coop killteam details

i hope it's more than just preset stuff

do they not know how lonely i am

[gray umbra]

What are you going to do? Talk me to death?

Yes

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/p_Jgps_C_Y0?si=U5fN6H7N6wa3MXRV

[storm jungle]

amazing how this basic Inquisitor mini shits on Coteaz' new one

has everything we asked

actual drip, trinkets, character etc

and its for WH+

[paper stirrup]

why does he look likea xenomorph wtf is that

[storm jungle]

because imperials use weird techo-archaic aesthetics

also its his personal boombox

no this isnt a joke lmao

[paper stirrup]

the idea of warhammer+ is dumb as shit

like

no i won't pay a subscription to give you more money games workshop

you are not costco

[storm jungle]

also with the Imperial Agents coming out relegating an Inquisitor mini like this to that is so braindead

[queen laurel]

It should have been a mutilated person with the vox instead of a vocal cords but i'm being generous i will give it a 7 out of 10

[paper stirrup]

GM when they need to make a good decision:

[crystal forum]

general motors isn't a good company i agree

[paper stirrup]

yeah i HATE general motors i guess

[rose thorn]

FUCK NOW I HAVE TO BUY IT

DAMN KT

[crystal forum]

i'd tell you to print but the community has a terrible track record of scanning warhammer+ models

i need to buy myself a scanner one day to serve the community

[rose thorn]

It’s so good

[crystal forum]

oh great 30k$ what a worthy investment

and people wonder why the maker community has shifted to the chinese market

[rocky gale]

Yea now that I know there's different head options for the AoS one I'm equally tempted by both

[arctic talon]

Cities of Dripmar

[rocky gale]

Yea, plus AoS is a model for Cities which is my army

[crystal forum]

it fits perfectly in 40k too with a few tweaks

[dusk patrol]

It’s a good model

I like them both a lot

[shadow plover]

pretty excited for the new models, will probably get both sets

[rocky gale]

Samee

[crystal forum]

i love how fantasy guns are straight up just cannons on sticks

[shadow plover]

(still haven't painted the year one assassin)

[arctic talon]

the lore is that they literally are cannon on sticks iirc

lol

[crystal forum]

the year one assassin was so good

[shadow plover]

(nor year two terminator)

[arctic talon]

there's still traditional guns and stuff

[shadow plover]

(nor neither year three kits)

[arctic talon]

but theres also like cannon on stick

[crystal forum]

i know it's how it was irl but it's still funny

in the medieval era

[dusk patrol]

POTION SELLER GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS

[crystal forum]

you can't handle my strongest potion

[rocky gale]

Like it or not, this is what Sigmars strongest soldier looks like

[dusk patrol]

My potions are too strong for you warrior. Go find someone else.

[wintry scarab]

That inquisitor with the alien looking assassin looks cool as hell. Are those new?

[arctic talon]

its new

[rocky gale]

Ye

[arctic talon]

it looks like some sort of weird fucked up

[rocky gale]

The new WH+ models

[arctic talon]

inhouse great value assasinorum

[wintry scarab]

Damn, that looks sick

[dusk patrol]

It’s yer mum on weekends

Can confirm

[rocky gale]

It's "Stentor-I-52, a bizarre character who can unleash deafening tirades of bombastic oration."

[storm jungle]

Yeah completely new

he seems to be like

a fucking gimp-boombox???

[dusk patrol]

Alien movie crossover

[rocky gale]

Some sort of orator Servitor perchance

[shadow plover]

just as the god emperor intended

[storm jungle]

now we're cooking with prometheus

I MEAN promethium

[crystal forum]

prometheum

[storm jungle]

the ridley scott movie yes

[rocky gale]

Is Romulus any good?

[crystal forum]

this aint a greek mythology

[storm jungle]

its PEAK

[rocky gale]

Nice

[storm jungle]

go watch it NOW

[rocky gale]

Niceeee

[crystal forum]

it's not

[rocky gale]

I believe Dilara more

[wintry scarab]

Are those like warhammer + exclusive or some shit?

[storm jungle]

Dont listen to this prick, its great fun

[rocky gale]

Dilara would never lie to me

[storm jungle]

yeah you gotta be subbed for a year to get it lol

[crystal forum]

i believe mike stoclasa

[storm jungle]

to be fair

Mike is a depressed alcoholic

the Prequels did a number on him

[wintry scarab]

How fun

[dusk patrol]

I’m surprised but not that RLM didn’t like it

[crystal forum]

are you ok

[wintry scarab]

Is there any other way of getting those models or am i basically forced to buy them off ebay?

[crystal forum]

finding on ebay from somebody who isn't a reseller is the best bet

[storm jungle]

Its a nice return to form but has a one-two many callbacks and the 3rd act falls apart just a bit. Otherwise i can safely say its not dogshit and the characters are not idiots and do sensible things while still ending up dead.

[dusk patrol]

I will say though the “get away from her you bitch” line was cringe

[storm jungle]

I dont blame Mike and Co for not liking it however

[dusk patrol]

But other than that

I think the whole harping on new stuff is pretty nit picky

[crystal forum]

RLM do enjoy bitching about movie tbh

[storm jungle]

Nah

[crystal forum]

it's their whole shtick

[storm jungle]

Kind of

they genuinely do say when they like new movies

they arent CriticalShitdrinker

[rocky gale]

Romulus has got Mal in it doesn't it?

[storm jungle]

Yeah but uh

hes not a big character

[dusk patrol]

Mike is slowly losing his brain to Alzheimer’s so you have to cut him some slack

[rocky gale]

Wooo

Nooooo

[crystal forum]

and diabetes

[storm jungle]

Hes like a dreadnaught

[rocky gale]

He's the best

[storm jungle]

but more depressing

[crystal forum]

average wisconsin person

my sister was born in wisconsin it follows you forever

[storm jungle]

I can believe it

[dusk patrol]

Also less mobile and in control of his bowels

[crystal forum]

poor mike hasn't been the same since his gout diagnosis

[rocky gale]

Wisconsin is cheese hat place right?

[crystal forum]

yes

[rocky gale]

I see

[crystal forum]

she owns a cheese hat as well

[shadow plover]

[crystal forum]

it's given to you at birth

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homelander-the-boys-me-inhaling-my-yummers-because-of-how-yummers-this-is-yuckers-gif-6164952144294104130

[crystal forum]

i like how a gang of depressed alcoholics with zero skills beyond wedding video editing get millions of views every video they make

[storm jungle]

I think one of my fav scenes in the movie was uh ||how the asshole actually like, tried to kill the xenomorph in its cocoon yet still died from it. I much prefer when characters do shit id do even if they got no idea its gonna work, i was literally gonna yell to try and kill it while its "defenseless" but OOF he got it the worst||

[crystal forum]

the counterbalance to this fucked up world

[crystal forum]

you can't tell me the CGI actor was necessary

[storm jungle]

what CGI actor

Ash?

[crystal forum]

the bot guy

[storm jungle]

I literally do not give a shit about deepfake actors if their estate agrees to it

i barely noticed it

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-ketchum-hat-turn-gif-5634813

[dusk patrol]

It was nice to see the actor from Bloodborne get more work

[rocky gale]

Weird cameo but I'll allow it

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

i dint think it should be normalized especially when it's literally unnecessary

[storm jungle]

I mean

if i was his family

id accept it

money is money

my grandpa is dead, he doesnt care

[spring cairn]

I too keep the solidified placenta of my mother as a club

[wintry scarab]

By the way, is this guy a named inquistior or just a random guy?>

[storm jungle]

new generic Inquisitor

tho he has a name

[rocky gale]

He's named

[storm jungle]

but like its presented as

[crystal forum]

he??

[storm jungle]

"HES REXUS BADASSUS, AND HE KILLS HERETICS"

thats it lol

[rocky gale]

Inquisitor Ostromandeus

[spring cairn]

you wish u were called rexus badassus

[storm jungle]

fuck you

[rocky gale]

Ostromandeus and Stentor-I-52

[wintry scarab]

Oh, that even makes me want it even more. 😦 This sucks

[rocky gale]

While the AoS one is Marshal Ashfield and Squire Udo

[storm jungle]

Eternal summed them up best

[crystal forum]

says the person called witchfinder

[rocky gale]

Fuckin Udo

[crystal forum]

kid named finder

[spring cairn]

finder

i hardly know her

[crystal forum]

do the WH+ figures have rules

[rocky gale]

They don't usually

[crystal forum]

is it really that much work to write rules

[rocky gale]

Yes

[crystal forum]

i dont get it

[rocky gale]

Hard

[spring cairn]

if u want to have a semblance of a balanced game yes

[storm jungle]

its like videogame balance

but instead of a few stats

imagine making it fit into like

a gigantic system

lol

or just not care and make it broken af, thats what id do

[rose thorn]

Tbh I feel like both are must pick ups

[rocky gale]

Yee

[rose thorn]

Comes with an inquisitor and an assassin

[shadow plover]

the wh+ minis usually occupy an existing slot already in game

[crystal forum]

will you buy it directly from GW

[rose thorn]

50/50

not liek i can easily buy a recast ha ha

[crystal forum]

are recasts just 3d prints

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

no

[arctic talon]

They’re as the name implies normal casts

But recasted from exiting plastic and resin and metal minis

[rose thorn]

yeah

[crystal forum]

lmao

[rose thorn]

its litearlly the same process as normal models

[arctic talon]

Warhammer East

[crystal forum]

you're telling me they take a real model

[arctic talon]

Or Forgeworld East

[crystal forum]

and they just make a mould of it

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rose thorn]

yes

[arctic talon]

Lol

[rose thorn]

its obseenly easy

[arctic talon]

My recaster doesn’t have umbral six

[crystal forum]

there has to be some sort of quality loss

[arctic talon]

Not really

Not when it’s done well

Most recasts look perfect lol

There’s a reason it’s a buisness

And not something anyone can do

There’s a good bit of equipment and skill required to doing it

[shadow plover]

well I'd say none of them are perfect but some get pretty close

[spring cairn]

storm(re)cast eternals

[arctic talon]

they look perfect from a glance on the table so

[rose thorn]

you can still do at home, but it is much smaller scale and isnt as good

[arctic talon]

That’s my qualification

[shadow plover]

yeah and that's not good enough for many including me 😄

[arctic talon]

Smh

[rose thorn]

honestly all th eones i totally didnt have looked exactly the same

[arctic talon]

^

[crystal forum]

i feel like i could do it with some putty and liquid aluminium

[arctic talon]

This

Most of my recasts look perfect

You can’t really tell

[shadow plover]

I've got two recast models from recasters that were talked about as perfect copies but the quality is just okay

[rose thorn]

the only mistake i had besides spaghettie is like, just pieces of the sprue still on the model

[arctic talon]

About where in the world

Bcs if it’s from Russia or Ukraine those recasters quality have obviously gone down

[rose thorn]

china!!!

[shadow plover]

these were way before the war

[arctic talon]

I get mine from Korea lol

[arctic talon]

I c

Well I’m happy with my recaster personally

I haven’t had any issues in quality

Actually that’s a lie

A dread I bought once was a bit fucked with flash

[crystal forum]

im mad i didn't think of this before

[rose thorn]

my prefered people are pertty slow to the piunch but the quality is never bad

[arctic talon]

^

It just takes a while to get my stuff

[shadow plover]

I mean I'm fine with them, when they're recasts but if they'd been genuine FW models they'd be bad enough to warrant a new replacement copy

[arctic talon]

That

Sounds like a bad recaster

Like genuinely

[crystal forum]

that sounds like normal FW quality

[shadow plover]

well that too depends on many factors

first and fore most how old is the kit

[storm jungle]

depends

[crystal forum]

what does that have to do with anything

[storm jungle]

how old is your dic-

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-forehead-cat-head-cat-attack-cat-head-attack-gif-3068817216195933292

[shadow plover]

as old as I am I hope

[crystal forum]

if resin isn't able to stand on a shelf without disintegrating in 5 years you should probably be replacing that mini

[shadow plover]

the molds get wore down every time a new cast is made

[spring cairn]

depends if you came out dick first upon birth

[crystal forum]

damn so you're saying they should be replacing their moulds?

[shadow plover]

they should and they do

[crystal forum]

sounds like a QC issue

[arctic talon]

This dude is prolly my favorite recast

Look at him

He’s perfect

[shadow plover]

the issue comes from if you happen to get an order in at the end of a molds life line

[arctic talon]

And he’s not made out of fucking finecast

[crystal forum]

i see all the bumpy stuff

[shadow plover]

honestly I don't see that as perfect, although the original isn't great either

[arctic talon]

Compared to the original it’s miles better

Which is my usual like

Qualification ig

This isn’t mine but this termie is a recast

[shadow plover]

a typical flaw in recasts are the very thin edges on details which causes the slightly odd sharpness in everything which doesn't look great

[crystal forum]

that's unacceptable to me. price should reflect that, you shouldn't be paying the same for an objectively inferior product

[spring cairn]

why is he doing this 🤨

[shadow plover]

and when one happens to get through QA, you just contact support and they send you a new one without fees, the system is pretty much as good as it can get on that scale they operate

[crystal forum]

i see many people who got a "tough shit" reply from QA

[arctic talon]

Forgeworld QA are historically not as good as GWs

[shadow plover]

I've got two 110€ FW models for the price of one because the first one had a slight mold slip during casting which really only apperead at the interiors of the plane

[arctic talon]

Though that’s changed since FW is dead

[rose thorn]

i wanna find a recaster with more aos stuff tbh

[arctic talon]

This is another good recast

It’s not mine

But it looks as good as the actual FW kit

[spring cairn]

btw i never understood what was the deal with forgeworld are they a subsidiary or independents with a license ?

[crystal forum]

they should have switched their model to 3d printed resin. on a large scale it can work really well but that demands GW being able to adapt with the times at all

[arctic talon]

They’re part of GW

Just a separate modeling team

[crystal forum]

it's not like they couldn't handle the price difference anyways

[rose thorn]

pff found it

[arctic talon]

That deals exclusively in resin

[shadow plover]

3D printing isn't nearly as good as a well done resin cast

[spring cairn]

so why seperate them so

[crystal forum]

straight up untrue

[spring cairn]

seesm kinda useless

[arctic talon]

Old weird in company stuff

[crystal forum]

you have not seen high quality resin printing

[arctic talon]

FW would handle more specialized stuff

[crystal forum]

large scale industrial printers are not the same as the ones hobbyists use

[arctic talon]

And now FW near exclusively does specialized stuff

With some Horus heresy sculpts

[spring cairn]

ik they do the most expensive shit usually

[arctic talon]

They’re the primary sculptors for necromunda, and blood bowl

Nowadays

[shadow plover]

cast resin is so, so much easier to work with than 3D printed resin. I will take a resin cast over a 3D print any day

[spring cairn]

happy for the 3 BB players out there

[rose thorn]

i think at the end we can agree, fuck capitalism

[arctic talon]

Ngl as long as it’s not PVC plastic or metal

I don’t give a shit

[rose thorn]

IF SMAUG IS 232 DOLALRS RECAST HOW FUCKING MUCH IS HE

[arctic talon]

PVC plastic is genuinely terrible to work with

Lol

It’s also why I’m not excited at all for the Halo wargame

Because the minis are PVC plastic

[spring cairn]

they should just use lead for minis, literally no flaws to this

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

Have you not seen the pewter dreadnought

Also known as the socknaut

[crystal forum]

again, depends on the resin. there's many many types of resins for printing

and that's not related to the cost or ease of FW's uses

[spring cairn]

smaugtm

[crystal forum]

it would make much more sense to me for FW to have made printed stuff since all they do is custom small batches anyways

[arctic talon]

Collectors only lul

Does he even have rules

For middle earth

[crystal forum]

no wonder GW closed them down with how they were still doing the whole mould process for diminishing returns

[rose thorn]

they showed him on like, an exmaple gmae

[arctic talon]

They didn’t get closed down

[rose thorn]

Weighing in at 2.4kgs, the height of the miniature from the bottom of the base to the tip of Smaug’s wing is 8.4 inches (or 21.4 cm).

[arctic talon]

They just got made to start working in plastic

Aside from specific minis

[rose thorn]

FUCKING 2.4 KGS?!?!

[crystal forum]

that's just dumb and outdated to me

[arctic talon]

Bro is a blunt force trauma object

Literal slab of resin

Lol

[spring cairn]

if there's HE in old world just use smaug as a dragon seems worth the investement

[arctic talon]

Nothing the size of Smaug was ever on the WHFB tabletop

Lol

The Smaug “mini” is huge

[spring cairn]

first time for everything

[crystal forum]

does he compare to a titan tho

[crystal forum]

can you imagine if FW made custom titans with 3d printing

you cant tell me that wouldn't have been a good use

[arctic talon]

I still wouldn’t buy a titan lol

[crystal forum]

people who have the money would be more likely to

making a mould for titans is dumb af

you're getting like 6 customers a year buying that shit

[spring cairn]

that's fine

[arctic talon]

FW literally keeps count

[spring cairn]

just make it cost 20 million euros

[arctic talon]

Of how many titans they sell lol

[crystal forum]

is it public

[shadow plover]

they've sold like a thousand Warlords thus far so I think that's more than a 6 per year

[arctic talon]

No

I don’t think so

But if you buy a titan you get a little card

And it says what # your titan is

[shadow plover]

yeah and last year a mutual got one and think his was #1100 something

[crystal forum]

how old is the warlord model

[spring cairn]

so there's technically a "first" titan

[arctic talon]

Prolly way more warhounds then

[tough haven]

Titans would be cool if you could ever reasonably use them

[shadow plover]

10ish years?

[spring cairn]

how high would it go at auctions 10 years from now

[arctic talon]

The first titan

Is on display at warhammer world

[spring cairn]

damn

[arctic talon]

I mean if someone stole it

Lol

[spring cairn]

i gues i gotta get my crowbar out again

[tough haven]

warhounds dont count cause they suck ass

[shadow plover]

https://warhammercommunity.com/the-warlord-titan-games-workshop-most-valuable-kit/
An interesting tidbit is that Games Workshop‘s Titans are numbered and the Titan Owners Club maintains a record of their ownership. The most recent Warlord Titan registered on the Titan Owners Club is Warlord 1912, Dies Luctum from Legio Phasma.

[crystal forum]

interesting

[arctic talon]

They also count eldar titans

Lol

[crystal forum]

well hasbro uses 3d printing so it's absolutely doable

https://formlabs.com/blog/formlabs-hasbro-3d-printing-mass-customization/

wouldn't this be an awesome marketing move for GW

have your head on a space marine

idk if you're making customers pay 1k$ you can probably do better than shitty resin moulding

[plush mason]

you know, its wild to think about just how practical the astranomicon actually is, and just how tangible the impact it would have if it ever went out

it is the imperium's gps and the key to all of their logistics

[dusk patrol]

Yeah the 10,000 per day or 1000 or whatever it is, is a huge bargain lol

[plush mason]

yeah

like half the worlds in the imperium would starve if the astranomicon ever went out

[crystal forum]

the entire imperium would fizzle out

and i dont care about the "it depends" on this one

it would straight up die

[storm jungle]

nah

the writers would find some excuse

like "oh Big E is so strong he wills the astronomicon back to life" or some shit

[rose thorn]

The killteam cards are finally fucking readable

[dusk patrol]

Get some glasses smh

[storm jungle]

tiny ahh text

[arctic talon]

they were fine before smh. the new ones are better though

[dusk patrol]

Me in high school, realizing that I should be able to read the board from the middle of class and that it’s not normal to have to stand right in front of the screen to read subtitles

[rose thorn]

Also RIP circle square octagon

[gray umbra]

When do you think clone fulgrim will get released and have a showdown with daemon fulgrim

[rose thorn]

No lmao

[gray umbra]

The next primarch release after el johnson is clone fulgrim i swear

[dusk patrol]

Never stop talking about him jfc omg what a boring as fuck concept

I hate him I hate him I hate him he’s gone Trayzn has him the author is gone reeeee

[dusk patrol]

I don’t actually have strong feelings on him

[gray umbra]

Ok what if the cabal prophecy was slightly wrong and horus was the key to defeating chaos but it involves a clone horus

[dusk patrol]

What if I took this gerbil and shove it riiiiiggghhhtttt up your butt

Right up there

[gray umbra]

Is his name lemmiwinks

[dusk patrol]

Wasn’t he a hamster?

[gray umbra]

Same thing

Either way

He could never get past the gauntlet

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/on-my-way-lemmiwinks-south-park-s6e14-the-death-camp-of-tolerance-gif-22107006

Lemmiwinks lemmiwinks

[vocal drum]

holy hell the dreadnaught is a horrible fate

i thought it was just a space marine in a tank

but its really just a machine keeping a space marine alive lol

[gray umbra]

Its a coffin with guns

[vocal drum]

yeah wth

[crystal forum]

me in primary school squinting during the eye exam because i'm terrified of needing glasses (im absolutely blind)

[dusk patrol]

I don’t see the problem

[dusk patrol]

Same

I failed it horribly

And my mom saw it and I was just like “that’s weird I don’t need glasses”

[crystal forum]

then you get your first glasses and you realize what seeing stuff is actually like

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s so bizarre I didn’t realize how fucked my vision was

[crystal forum]

like damn i didn't know life was 4k

[gray umbra]

Some days i debate getting lasik

[rocky gale]

The strat to not needing glasses is to never get tested

[crystal forum]

that's how you also avoid cancer

[vocal drum]

Some days i debate getting lasik
I got it for a career i wanted, end up getting it but went for something diff

[shell mason]

honestly

how is lasik?

due to my work I can get Lasik but I'm debating it

is it worth it?

[dusk patrol]

Really sick scratchmade model

[vocal drum]

i mean if u value seeing again really well sure. They put u in a most neutral looking room grey ever and tape ur eyes and place drops and you feel pressure and weird feeling and ur done

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s pretty simple

I haven’t done it but looked into it

[vocal drum]

I wanted to be a special constable and needed 20/20 but changed jobs

[dusk patrol]

My brother in law had it done and he loved it

[crystal forum]

are you a fighter pilot or something

oh

[dusk patrol]

Pretty sure you need natural 20/20 for a fighter pilot ngl

[crystal forum]

shit a special constable that's like the weird alien of cops

[dusk patrol]

They’re super stringent and picky

[shell mason]

ah

interesting

[crystal forum]

i read somewhere that you can have glasses

but like still perfect vision with glasses

since apparently vision itself isn't good enough or something if you can't actually spot stuff

[dusk patrol]

I’m not certain either way

But yeah obviously vision is huge

[crystal forum]

they also have crazy visual speed

supposed to be able to see identifications on jets flying by

insanity all around

[shell mason]

yee

[storm jungle]

the lighting is so weird in this I almost thougth it was AI 💀

[dusk patrol]

The word you’re looking for is Cinema

[storm jungle]

literally watching Goodfellas on the side so this is perfect lol

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-ketchup-gif-7051464394512519418

[dusk patrol]

I need to rewatch that

[gray umbra]

I ride a motorcycle so it would be nice not having to put contacts in. Im just worries about side effects

[dusk patrol]

Get some spaghetti beforehand

[dusk patrol]

There’s a low chance it can fuck stuff up, which is very unlikely but

Not impossible

But the vast majority of cases it makes it new basically

Especially if you’re not elderly

I’m torn on it too cause you know your eyes are your eyes

But ask at your next optometrist visit and they can tell you if you’re a good candidate or not

[vocal drum]

my thought process was legit like this

at least they do one eye at a time so at least ill lose vision in one eye lol

[crystal forum]

i hear it dries the shit out of your eyes

but the chances of fucking up in the modern day are very low

[gray umbra]

Contacts dry the shit out of my eyes too lol

Whenever i pass by construction with dirt in the air and i have my visor up because of 100 degree weather is the worst

I probably wont go for it

[crystal forum]

i feel your pain

i just dont do contacts at all

[vocal drum]

those blue ultra marines look damn clean as hell. Megaman armor x vibes

[shell mason]

word

I need to read the night lord books

at some point

I know how it ends, and still want to read it

truly that is amazing

[dusk patrol]

They’re good

[hallow saddle]

fuck yeah

[shell mason]

Ngl

I forget the adductor is a muscle

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine this unironically happening while like interrogating a Deldar

"IT SEEMS THEY ARE NOW TALKING ABOUT SPIT ROASTS"

"IT MUST BE SOME TYPE OF CODE."

[dusk patrol]

Delete this nephew

[shell mason]

He, hehe, HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don't listen to Nerdternal, keep that shit up

[storm jungle]

I have watched the new Tithes short

it was okay

[shell mason]

I have no idea what that is

[storm jungle]

it also has the Ultramarine calling the Salamander an incel for caring about civillians

[shell mason]

please explain

[storm jungle]

Which is funny.

[storm jungle]

Necrons are taking ultramarine bodies to jail so an Ultra apotheracy and a Salamander from pariah nexus go to figure out why

it doesnt get revealed

i assume for a future animation lol

its 17m long so eh

[shell mason]

I listen to Dread Anon and Idiotic synergy for my memes

real recognize real

No taste what so ever

so be it

Did wardens shield color change?

[storm jungle]

Yeah beats me

[shell mason]

Also finally understand why the mods are wardens

cuz prison

[storm jungle]

[shell mason]

dont judge me damn it

[opaque coyote]

"Hey how about we try saving the people that are trap-"

"WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING NERD?"

[storm jungle]

literally what he says

also outright says anyone that isnt harboring the geneseed hes hunting is "irrelevant"

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that there are only like

Off the top of my head, two chapters that actually somewhat care about civilians

The Salamanders, who also have a lot of warcrime weapons.

And the Lamenters.

Who are just

Miserable due to their luck

I swear there must be a secret "war crime" universal quota

The Salamanders unintentionally fulfilled it due to their weapon choice. I mean they still serve the Imperium, and constantly burn down any rioters and protestors. But the Lamenters have

""RELATIVELY""

less warcrime weapons. So they suffer.

[crystal forum]

most astartes in books i read are just indifferent to cilivians

which is understandable given that astartes rarely have to interact with them

a chapter's opinion on guardsmen though is where i see the real differences

[dusky scroll]

Are there any notable lesser gangs in Necromunda? Anything aside from the main 6..

[crystal forum]

some treat them like fellow warriors and some treat them as expendable chaff

[storm jungle]

Ratskins are one

they are obsessed with rats

[rocky gale]

Hmm the Dark Rider rules are actually pretty cool

So at the end of any turn they can run away from any enemy they're in combat with and deal damage to them while doing so

[rose thorn]

Ooo yeah, shame I hate the horse’s faces tho

Maybe I can try to make like

Face armor

[arctic talon]

Hit and run

[tough haven]

Is the void area in darktide new?

[soft thunder]

Are valkyries used to travel in space regularly? Like from from planet to moon or in system planets etc.

[arctic talon]

No, they’re not meant to last a long time in space iirc

[crystal forum]

there's better craft that are dedicated for space transport

valkyrie is kinda tiny

[soft thunder]

I didn't think they would work well in a vacuum but they are regularly ferrying us to missions in tertium etc. I've heard them mention Thunderbolt wing fighters and those seem beefier.

[soft thunder]

ya the inter-zone void is the newest map added. Currently it only has 1 mission.

[tough haven]

Tried to play it but uh oh, blackout without flashlight on an auric mission

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-danny-devito-clap-clapping-gif-17307367409868579769

I’ll just wait until the events over

[soft thunder]

rip, not preparing for mission

[crystal forum]

(blackout is dogshit)

[soft thunder]

light's out is great

[tough haven]

Who’s idea was it to add shit like this in a game where fucking 3 guns have flashlights? If your an ogryn your fucked ig

Like at least let us put a flashlight on our guns

Also the “thing lurking in the shadows” is just fucking recycled content

I got excited until I learned it was just rinda Karnak again

[soft thunder]

ya it's a pre-event

[tough haven]

Isn’t she fucking dead canonically

[soft thunder]

open ur eyes and tell me lmao

[crystal forum]

she seems kinda living

[tough haven]

This mode would have been cool if all classes got a flashlight by default like a head lamp

That’s not outrageous

[crystal forum]

i wish i could reverse the living status

[tough haven]

I just hate having my gun be useless unless it’s a close range one

Like having to navigate a daemonhost in the dark, that’s cool

But only so if you have flashlights to consider

[tough haven]

I play quick play, I don’t know what I’m getting into

[soft thunder]

u have a headlamp it's just melee range. Ping neemies and just prepare a build for close combat and defensive builds

but if it's anything like the othus offensive pre-event, I'd expect a new mission after this (I hope)

or new enemy. Might just be gaslighting myself

[tough haven]

I wouldn’t get my hopes up

Anyways, unrelated, but I wonder, as a gue’vesa, what would worship of the god emperor be like without the xenophobia? If you truly are able to practice an altered version under the tau

[viral halo]

I think the second deathwatch book by steve parker covers this if I am not mistaken

I cannot recall the exact details since it has been a few months

[fallen plaza]

It really isn't even that bad

[opaque coyote]

Nurgle decided to revive her

For shits and giggles

[opaque coyote]

Well I mean you think most of the other game modes aren't bad

I bet only Auric Maelstrom challenges you

[fallen plaza]

I've played with the event as ogryn and the only different thing you need to do is just know to position slightly better

[opaque coyote]

I mean that as both a jab and a complement btw

[fallen plaza]

I find auric mid tbh

[opaque coyote]

The mode just makes me wish for attachments tbh

Like allow me to fucking tape on a flashlight for my bolter

At least I had the shotgun with the alternate flame fire

Actually useful for once cause it could make different light sources

Use it on a crowd and now you got some light

Too bad it usually kinda sucks compared to just

Shooting them

[fallen plaza]

Darkness is this game is very forgiving

Since basically every special glows in the dark

[arctic talon]

Their eyes

Glow

[fallen plaza]

There body too

[queen laurel]

i stick to base damnation and Heresy Auric just seems unnecessarily sweaty

[fallen plaza]

It's the same attitude across all difficulties

No sweats

[shadow plover]

Blackout modifier is my favourite

very moody and neat

should be active more often

[rocky gale]

Yea, it's the same kit as the Doomfire Warlocks, so like the riders look better than the Warlocks but the horses are still rough looking

[sour hornet]

How do you get into the Schola Progenium?

[shadow plover]

Nepotism probably

[sour hornet]

People seem to get in just for being orphans

[storm jungle]

99% orphans yep

[dusk patrol]

Orphans of officers, lords, stuff like that largely

[sour hornet]

Tempestus guys, battle sisters, Inquisitors, they're all just orphaned children?

[dusk patrol]

Typically

Inquisitors come from a lot of sources

Technically anywhere

Often black ships because psykers

[sour hornet]

Can an Inquisitor make a successful subordinates an Inquisitior?

[dusk patrol]

Sisters of Battle similarly take in women from a lot of different sources who feel called

[sour hornet]

Circumventing the Schola?

[dusk patrol]

That’s how the process works

They rise from acolyte

Eventually getting to interrogator

Then they have to be sponsored by their inquisitor and two others

[sour hornet]

Oh, so it's pretty meritocratic

[dusk patrol]

Or an inquisitor lord

[dusk patrol]

More or less

[sour hornet]

I feel like alot of these people being orphans makes them ultra susceptible to propaganda

[dusk patrol]

Many interrogators never make that next step

It’s the Imperium

Everyone is inundated with it

[sour hornet]

Especially sororitas and commisars

[sour hornet]

Death?

[dusk patrol]

But yes they’re all indoctrinated hard

[sour hornet]

Or do they plateau

[dusk patrol]

That or never are deemed worthy

Can’t find the support or can’t pass the final tests

[storm jungle]

Thats basically the point yeah, taking them in that young makes them great to brainwash

[dusk patrol]

It’s a dangerous business

And once you become interrogator you’re likely doing super dangerous solo missions for your inquisitor

Basically acting as their second for whatever they deem necessary

[sour hornet]

I assume the "tests" are unique to the Inquisitor and none are exactly alike. So you can't really prepare for it.

[dusk patrol]

Basically

Inquisitors operate wildly different

Grendyls withdraw approach with a huge warband is one way

Some have small retinues and do things personally

[sour hornet]

Rannick is our interrogator right? Or is that Zola?

[dusk patrol]

Or some do both

[dusk patrol]

Rannick

[storm jungle]

Zola is an Explicator

right below Rannick but still has great clout

[dusk patrol]

Zola is an Explicator

[storm jungle]

but Rannick is still his superior, its why uh

[sour hornet]

Is she gonna keep that rank?

[dusk patrol]

They’re both on the path

[storm jungle]

he server mutes her in the orthus offensive

[storm jungle]

If she does a good job yes

[sour hornet]

After fucking up big time

[storm jungle]

if not uh

she'll be deemed a numbskull

and demoted

[dusk patrol]

For her sake hopefully

[storm jungle]

It wasnt a huge fuckup

as Rannick says they made a success out of an expected failure

her journals go over it a bit, he reinstates her rank after Ranny has some talk with Grendyl apparently over secret channels

[dusk patrol]

It’s up to the Grendyl ultimately anyways

[storm jungle]

Yeah he decided already.

again like, its barely evne a failure

[sour hornet]

well she did fail to kill rinda

[dusk patrol]

No one else’s opinion matters

[sour hornet]

and got a number of mooks killed

[dusk patrol]

Generally inquisitors don’t find a lot of people who are worthy candidates to rise through the ranks like that

They’re basically their kids ultimately

[storm jungle]

One twin is dead still.

And losing men is a part of the job in the Inquisition, especially when most of the warband utilizes penal troops.

as Rannick says everyone is expendable. Even anyone in high ranks, it comes with the job.

[sour hornet]

Well, that's comforting

[dusk patrol]

All that matters is Grendyl was satisfied with the job, we don’t know much about them, or their personality so it’s hard to say. Some inquisitors wouldn’t tolerate that maybe.

Grendyl did

[storm jungle]

Yeah he prob knows to look at the bigger picture.

Rannick's main worry was also like

us dying and thus giving Moebians more propaganda material

especially since by that point in the Orthus Offensive we are elite operatives, so it would seem very bad on the operations front lol

[sour hornet]

worried about his pr

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

he just goes

"WOLFER WILL RANT ABOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS FOR WEEKS!"

[dusk patrol]

Plus on a lesser note we’re useful

But Wolfer getting one up is the real potential cost

[sour hornet]

Yeah I noticed the random operatives not calling me witch scum, honestly heartwarming.

[dusk patrol]

“Heartwarming”

Yeah once you get closer to and at max they start being nicer and more respecting

[sour hornet]

Honestly I'm surprised poor Wolfer hasn't got an aneurysm yet. Poor guy is basically wrangling drug-addled cats as a day job.

You hear him during the carnival op?

[dusk patrol]

He’s not having the best month

[storm jungle]

bro is asking for reinforcements

and the lady says they are all drugged up

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t be shocked if we end up killing him soonish and then the next big bad shows up

[sour hornet]

Yeah it's nice to note that while the random operatives will begin to respect you. The named characters will either permanently hate you or respect you.

[dusk patrol]

You’ve finally became the bare minimum by Morrows standards at that point

Hadron is Hadron, she doesn’t respect anyone

[sour hornet]

I changed from Savant Male to Seer Female and literally everyone aside from Hallowette hates me.

[dusk patrol]

They’re inquisition retinue personnel who have been doing this for decades to centuries, not much impresses them anymore

[crisp heath]

does anyone know the lore for the veteran going invisible ?

[dusk patrol]

Even now we’re just “dependable”

[dusk patrol]

Probably a cameoline cloak or something

[storm jungle]

^

[crisp heath]

thats cool

[sour hornet]

Melk respects Savant psykers, but with Seers he's like "do you have to stand so close 🤢🤢🤢"

[storm jungle]

To be fair he says that to everyone

Hestia ACTUALLY has class specific lines

which is funny

girl asked if she can touch me 💀

[sour hornet]

Melk does too

[storm jungle]

does he?

[sour hornet]

Yes

[storm jungle]

i never noticed

lmao

hes a cunt in all of them

[sour hornet]

That's what I'm saying

He fucking hates me now

[dusk patrol]

Some examples on marines

They’re used by a lot of people though

Varying quality but they can actually cloak you

[crisp heath]

woooo thats so cool !

also sorry if its not the good channel but why do people have numbers in their name ?

[dusk patrol]

It’s what the sniper uses in the new SM2 game to go sneaky beaky

[storm jungle]

just gamer nonsense

[sour hornet]

Melk, Alice and Hestia all have specific lines

And they're usually specific to personality

Alice is just racist so it's whole classes w/ her

[storm jungle]

A true girlboss

[sour hornet]

Alice doesn't like cadian male vets, but likes the more laid back vet personality

[storm jungle]

Positivos.........

[green loom]

The new tithes thing is p good

[sour hornet]

Alice's likes and dislikes

``Dislikes:
{
    "ogryn_c",
    "psyker_female_a",
    "psyker_male_a",
    "veteran_female_a",
    "veteran_female_c",
    "veteran_male_a",
    "veteran_male_c",
    "zealot_female_a",
    "zealot_female_c",
    "zealot_male_a",
    "zealot_male_c"
}

Likes:
{
    "ogryn_a",
    "ogryn_b",
    "psyker_female_b",
    "psyker_female_c"
    "psyker_male_b",
    "psyker_male_c",
    "veteran_female_b",
    "veteran_male_b",
    "zealot_female_b",
    "zealot_male_b"
}``

[storm jungle]

Lmao bruh

literally in the code, that is hilarious

[sour hornet]

Melk is a lot more picky, he only likes these personalities

"ogryn_c", "psyker_female_a", "psyker_female_c", "psyker_male_a", "psyker_male_c", "veteran_female_a", "veteran_male_a", "zealot_female_a", "zealot_male_a"

[storm jungle]

damn look at all those A's

[dusk patrol]

Damn I was hoping one would dislike women or men more so I could say they’re sexist

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[sour hornet]

Melk seems to only like those with high opinions of themselves, or those who carry themselves with certain airs.

[dusk patrol]

He only like sigmas

[sour hornet]

Loner psykers and Agitator zealots spring to immediate mind.

[green loom]

He doesn't like rabble

ig

[fallen plaza]

In game Death counter

[small grail]

how much is it

[crystal forum]

5$

[fallen plaza]

[small grail]

now i have a question'

who wins rogal dorn or vulkan

[celest dome]

At what

[tough haven]

Just in general?

[storm jungle]

Whoever the writers want to win

next question

[small grail]

true

[small grail]

yes

[small grail]

combat power just like overall

[celest dome]

Really depend on what the narrative is, but I'd bet on Dorn more than Vulkan

[fallen plaza]

But….

Its also a hammer!

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/mABnow5CUSo?si=GBq72r7p4YqMGa9B

I think this game captures how it feels to be a ruststalker princeps

You’re a heavily augmented human with a sword that cuts through any material and is tasked with killing certain high priority targets

[paper haven]

Remember when Alpharius fought Dorn?

[crystal forum]

mfw there's no assassinorum unit who's a dedicated melee ninja with a katana 😔

[fallen plaza]

A necron sword sounds cooler tbh

[tough haven]

Unironically though the ghostrunner series is super fun

[storm jungle]

t-

we literally have that

💀

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Adamus_Temple

They are pretty lame though

[crystal forum]

holy shit

it's literally that guy from GI joe

[fallen plaza]

What the hell is that gun

[crystal forum]

looks like a souped up needler

the old school helium neon laser pointer is peak

i used those in college

[storm jungle]

its literally based on an playdough old mini too

[storm jungle]

HE LOOKS LIKE A FOOT CLAN NINJA

https://tenor.com/view/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-cartoon-food-soldier-fan-energy-wave-gif-23010095

[crystal forum]

also

basically lasers back in the 80's were all helium neon

and they're big cylinders

which is why

the terminator gun looked like that

[fallen plaza]

I had that as a desert eagle mod in l4d2

[crystal forum]

these days you can replace that huge thing with a tiny LED laser

the wonders of technology

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-time-to-be-alive-simpsons-gif-14708682

[storm jungle]

I wish you died

Read the fucking lexicanum

[fallen plaza]

Name checks out

[storm jungle]

My brain legion putting up with these questions

[queen laurel]

bro is Snake eyes

[crystal forum]

tbh numbers are so skewed in 40k that 10k custodes is more than an entire astartes chapter following the rules lol

[crystal forum]

called it

[storm jungle]

Okay but custodians never had a number rule

the 10,000 is a title

[crystal forum]

it's just dumb how authors seem to always undercount things in 40k. like there's very clearly more than 1000 ultramarines

[dusk patrol]

“IrOn WaRrIoRs CaUsE pErTuRaBo sAiD hE DiD!”

[storm jungle]

its not comparable though

the 10,000 again is just a title and historical reference

[fallen plaza]

I feel like the 10k is a reference to something

[dusk patrol]

It sounds cool too

[storm jungle]

God hold on, i gotta check now

[dusk patrol]

And it’s a nice number

[fallen plaza]

Like the 141k in the bible

[dusk patrol]

Like 80% are saying that

Dark Angels is a slightly more interesting answer

[crystal forum]

even if there's just 20% of that number, that's twice an official chapter. just 1000 custodes is a shit ton when you think about how powerful they are. i'm just saying it's the numbers that confuse newer lore people

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

But the real reason is they basically all had complete FUBAR campaign

[storm jungle]

they wanted to play Auric Damnation Maelstrom

then complain when they get killed

[dusk patrol]

Perturabo was just the only one who whined and bitched about it

[fallen plaza]

Iron warriors were knife mains

Thats why

[dusk patrol]

And demanded everyone jerk him off for it

[crystal forum]

people give iron warriors way too much credit for being petty bitches

the fucking iron cage thing or whatever

[dusk patrol]

They’re cool, but my god the fact that Perturabo clearly has a persecution complex

And people act like he’s a reliable source

[crystal forum]

guy thinks he's as cool as horus

[dusk patrol]

He legit had like, top three easiest primarch upbringings

And still ended up being a complete wazzock

[storm jungle]

what annoys me is like i legit feel like i see this exact question every week

whenever i feel useless as a mod i remember r40klore moderators exist lol

[crystal forum]

ferrus manus killed a c'tan shard when he was a child and you didn't see him bitching about it

[storm jungle]

he didnt kill a ctan shard

what

[crystal forum]

was it not?

[storm jungle]

Eternal rip this guy's balls off

[crystal forum]

i thought it was implied the gorgon was a shard

[fallen plaza]

😁

[crystal forum]

whatever he killed a monster

[storm jungle]

Its implied to be a necron construct

the uh centipede one

and is described as a wyrm/serpent

[fallen plaza]

The cool forge world model

[storm jungle]

hence all the greek gorgon references

[crystal forum]

he still killed it

[fallen plaza]

I forget how old that model is

[crystal forum]

as a child/teenager

[fallen plaza]

And its still aged incredibly well

[dusk patrol]

Nah it was a uh

Fuck I can’t remember the word, giant Necron worm thing

[storm jungle]

I literally just said what it is!!!!

tho too lazy to google

[crystal forum]

ok he still killed a necron thing

[storm jungle]

how about I kill you

[dusk patrol]

They bring up what type it probably was in Infinite and the Divine I think

[crystal forum]

i'm just stating facts

[dusk patrol]

They talk about dropping these huge ones on worlds and letting them lay waste by themselves

[storm jungle]

for the memes of course

as chads do

[crystal forum]

btw is medusa full of archeotech

[storm jungle]

🍷

[crystal forum]

like in the wastes that recruits fight in

[fallen plaza]

First result when i typed necron centipede

[dusk patrol]

Anyways it was/is called Asirnoth, the Silver Wyrm

[crystal forum]

[dusk patrol]

And he drowned it’s ass in magma on a steady diet of rocks and dried up thousand year old servitor flesh

[crystal forum]

again as a child/teenager

[dusk patrol]

[crystal forum]

guy dropped on medusa and knew what his quest was

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

this?

[fallen plaza]

Beautiful ass model

[dusk patrol]

It woke up when his pod landed and he felt guilty like he knew he had messed up something a woken something bad

[crystal forum]

ferrus didn't force his morals on the population of medusa or anything, he just saw a thing that very clearly was too much for the locals to deal with and took care of it himself

[dusk patrol]

It was probably like this but bigger

[storm jungle]

god i love the lego star wars jelly rod

[dusk patrol]

He basically just wandered around Medusa for most of his early life beating the shit out of the various horrors of the wasteland with his hands, becoming a legend to the tribes

[fallen plaza]

Heres this beautiful model that still looks good a decade later, and heres some lego light sabers jammed on it

[dusk patrol]

Occasionally interacting with them a bit

[queen laurel]

it's a light saber you MOTHAFUC-

[crystal forum]

angron wishes he had such an awesome early life

[storm jungle]

okay but to be fair

[dusk patrol]

They started calling him the Medusa word for Iron Hands and he didn’t have another name so he kept that and literally never changed it ever

[storm jungle]

Angron is a braindead moron

[dusk patrol]

He did have a pretty metal early life tbf

[crystal forum]

fucking tragic backstory to the bloodthirsty murderhobo

[dusk patrol]

And a dog

Big fucking dog

[fallen plaza]

It was all worth it though

[storm jungle]

Lil Ang....

[fallen plaza]

He got to reverse his legions colors

So they looked cooler

[storm jungle]

Honestly i have seen people meatride angron so much i feel zero sympathy for him at this point lol

"wah wah wah tragedy"

literally all the World Eaters got

if you want forgiveness, get religion

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tobey-maguire-flip-hair-gif-14676501

[dusk patrol]

Then there’s Khans horse….

[crystal forum]

the generational cycle of abuse

[dusk patrol]

Where did they find that

[crystal forum]

represented by murderface mckiller

[dusk patrol]

The Khan is like minimum 11ish feet tall